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Courtney the ZODIAC Realtor · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up. John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: What's crackin' like? And this is the big boss dog,
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  Speaker 2: Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. Bang, boom, what you gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about Ren 1010. We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 3: It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: The classiest, lastest, big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 2: In your face to be and in the place to be.
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  Speaker 2: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich. Wake your
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  Speaker 2: ass up. Rich, today's national what?
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  Speaker 3: Today is National Punctuation Day, perfect for making fun of
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  Speaker 3: people who use 17 exclamation points at the end of everything.
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  Speaker 3: It is National Orchata Day, National Bluebird of Happiness Day,
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  Speaker 3: National Kiss Day.
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  Speaker 2: So kiss somebody today.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully somebody you're in a relationship with.
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  Speaker 2: Or listen to Kiss.
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  Speaker 3: Or listen to the band Kiss, sure.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm at the radio station. Yeah, sure. Eventually you'd
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  Speaker 2: get there. We work there.
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  Speaker 3: I really like this one for you, John Jay, and
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  Speaker 3: your love pup. It is Remember Me Thursday. which is
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  Speaker 3: focused on remembering shelter pets and promoting dog adoption. Remember
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  Speaker 3: Me Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, check out Love Pup Foundation on Instagram. We've got
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  Speaker 2: a whole shelter for the dogs that need homes. I
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  Speaker 2: just saw an Instagram post of somebody I follow, and
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was so interesting. She's a real estate agent,
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  Speaker 2: I believe. She's got a great personality. From what I've
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  Speaker 2: seen on Instagram, I've never spoken to her before, but
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  Speaker 2: I remember her and I communicating that she was going
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  Speaker 2: to come to Love Pub Family Fest, speaking of Love
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  Speaker 2: Pub Family Fest, and I don't think she ever came.
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  Speaker 2: But what I just saw on her Instagram is what
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  Speaker 2: your sign is, you know, Peyton's prediction, Peyton does horoscopes,
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  Speaker 2: what your sign is and where you should live in Arizona,
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  Speaker 2: Phoenix area. Oh, interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting. And I don't know if I completely agree with her,
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  Speaker 2: but I asked her if she'd jump on the air
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  Speaker 2: and she has no idea why. Courtney, are you there?
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  Speaker 3: I am here.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on? Okay, so you have no idea why
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling you. I have no idea. I'm here for it, though. Okay, good.
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  Speaker 2: So what is your Instagram, by the way?
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  Speaker 3: It is Courtney and Phoenix.
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  Speaker 2: And you are a real estate agent, right?
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  Speaker 1: I am.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I want to go over because I was just
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  Speaker 2: looking at you. It popped up. You must have posted
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  Speaker 2: a day or two ago. But what your sign is
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  Speaker 2: and where you should live in Phoenix because it does
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  Speaker 2: not gel with everybody here in the studio. They don't
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  Speaker 2: know it yet. They don't know it yet.
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  Speaker 3: I was getting some flack from some of my friends
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  Speaker 3: on that too.
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  Speaker 2: For example, let's start off with, let's start off with Leo.
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  Speaker 2: Peyton's a Leo. Yeah, I'm a Leo. And I'm a
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  Speaker 2: Leo too.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so you're the best. So I'm sitting here where
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  Speaker 3: Peyton wants to live.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, where do you live, Courtney, if
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  Speaker 2: you're a Leo? Yes, I actually live in South Tempe.
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  Speaker 3: So it's a little off-brand from where that post is.
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  Speaker 3: I do not live in the Magic Zip.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and Peyton, where do you live?
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  Speaker 1: I live in Chandler, but I low-key grew up in
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  Speaker 1: the Gilbert area. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So according to Courtney, if you are a Leo, you
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  Speaker 2: should live where?
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  Speaker 3: Scottsdale.
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  Speaker 2: Scottsdale.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: See?
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  Speaker 1: Probably because Leos, we have a lot of high energy,
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  Speaker 1: so I can get why somewhere like Scottsdale would be
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  Speaker 1: somewhere where we would want to live.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they need you.
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  Speaker 3: Me?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: That is not my side of town, but I can
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  Speaker 1: see it.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I can see a Leo thriving
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  Speaker 2: in Scottsdale. Did you just make these things up, or
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  Speaker 2: was there research? Did you look at the stars when
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  Speaker 2: you came up with this thing?
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  Speaker 3: You know, I should go do a little stargazing.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'll be honest. Chat GPT, my friend, helps me.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit.
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  Speaker 2: It's clever, though. Kyle is a Libra. And Kyle, where
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  Speaker 2: do you live? I live in Chandler. Okay, and Courtney,
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  Speaker 2: where do Libras, should they live? Arcadia. If you put
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  Speaker 2: Arcadia down. Ooh, that's dreamy. I would love that. Charming bungalows.
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  Speaker 2: Did you design your house after a house in Arcadia? Well,
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  Speaker 2: we tried. But we didn't have the upgrades.
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  Speaker 3: But yes.
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  Speaker 2: But it looked like it was like a house that
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  Speaker 2: looks like. We took a lot of pictures as inspo
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  Speaker 2: in Arcadia.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like a Libra would be stressed out living
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  Speaker 1: in Arcadia because they have so many options.
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  Speaker 2: For food over there. Yeah, no kidding.
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  Speaker 1: That it would just stress you guys out.
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  Speaker 2: But everything is so pretty and we love the aesthetics.
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  Speaker 2: So Courtney also for Virgos. I am a Virgo and
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  Speaker 2: I live in Arcadia. But you're telling me I need
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  Speaker 2: to live where? Where am I supposed to live? I
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  Speaker 2: said Queen Creek for that one, but we'll let you
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  Speaker 2: stay in Arcadia.
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  Speaker 1: But that makes sense too, though, because Virgos, you guys
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  Speaker 1: don't really like to be around people like that. And
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  Speaker 1: Queen Creek, I mean, it's now starting to really develop,
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  Speaker 1: but for the most part, it's still kind of spread apart.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, now Rich.
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  Speaker 1: And it feels.
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  Speaker 3: Organized and very clean, systematic.
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  Speaker 1: I get the logic.
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  Speaker 2: So Rich is a Pisces, and actually... I, I, you
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  Speaker 2: should live where she says this is, this is perfect
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  Speaker 2: for you. Interesting. Where do Pisces, where are they supposed
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  Speaker 2: to live? Courtney? Lasendas.
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  Speaker 3: And that is, I think in the Phoenix metro area.
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  Speaker 2: It's so beautiful there.
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  Speaker 3: I actually looked at so many houses there, but there
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  Speaker 3: was like no kids around there. There was all like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, people with no kids. It was like the
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  Speaker 3: Tommy knockers over there.
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  Speaker 2: Is that not like the golf course in Mesa area?
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I love the houses and the views from up there.
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  Speaker 3: I kept on trying to buy a house up there.
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  Speaker 2: Hmm. But I'm in Queen Creek.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hey, if you need an agent.
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  Speaker 2: If you need an agent.
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  Speaker 3: I do need an agent.
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  Speaker 2: You need an agent to come by?
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  Speaker 3: No, I only know Jenny, who works at the dry cleaner.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, I spoke to you guys. Also, just rather,
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  Speaker 2: if you're in Aquarius, she says Roosevelt Row. In Phoenix,
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  Speaker 2: if you're at Capricorn, Eastmark.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I know our boss lives there. I wonder if he's
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  Speaker 2: a Capricorn. He's not. He's a Libra. Sagittarius, downtown Mesa, Scorpio,
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  Speaker 2: Cave Creek, Libra, Arcadia, Virgo, Queen Creek, Leos, Scottsdale, Cancer,
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  Speaker 2: South Chandler, Gemini's downtown Phoenix, Taurus, Central Gilbert, Aries, Old
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  Speaker 2: Town Scottsdale.
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  Speaker 3: Very good, Courtney. That was very interesting. A fun list
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  Speaker 3: you got there. Very, very specific.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it sounds like I might need a.
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  Speaker 3: make some updates. There'll be a part two coming out.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? I remember that we were, uh, you
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  Speaker 2: and I texted back up forth a while ago. Cause you,
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  Speaker 2: I invited you to love pub family fest and you
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  Speaker 2: said you were going to go and you never went.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, now you're calling me out on air.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be there. November 7th. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: I'm putting that in my calendar right now. I will
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  Speaker 2: be there.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Courtney, Courtney Phoenix on Instagram. Follow her. She's awesome. I do.
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  Speaker 2: I really think the stuff you post is fun. I
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  Speaker 2: appreciate hearing that. It means a lot coming from you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Does it really? That's really nice. That's nice of you
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  Speaker 2: to say that. That means a lot coming from you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a fan.
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  Speaker 2: I'm honored. All right. If I don't talk to you
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  Speaker 2: before then, we'll see you November 7th, Love Pub Family Fest. Perfect.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds good.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, Courtney. All right, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Bye. So her Instagram is CourtneyInPhoenix. So, but I mean,
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  Speaker 2: her horoscope, that's why Peyton does it. Peyton gets it.
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  Speaker 2: She knows how to do it. That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Peyton steers a hole through your soul.
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  Speaker 2: Peyton has a gift from the Stranger Things vibe. She
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  Speaker 2: knows how to tell you. Yeah, Courtney just chat. Peyton
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  Speaker 2: don't chat CPT anything. All right.