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STACKS and HACKS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It's time for stacks and hacks. I have stacks of
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  Speaker 1: information and Rich has life hacks. I guess there's this
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  Speaker 1: online betting site. They're crunching the numbers to figure out
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  Speaker 1: what your child's chances are getting different types of candy
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  Speaker 1: and Halloween are.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's so funny because that's one of That's one
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  Speaker 2: reason why Easton does not want to go trigger treading,
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  Speaker 2: because he says, and I quote, I never get candy
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  Speaker 2: at Nike.
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  Speaker 3: What's he like?
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  Speaker 2: He likes Mike and Ikes, Starburst Skittles and Sarah Punch.
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  Speaker 4: Kids, and Halloween candy is mostly.
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  Speaker 1: Solid patch kids. Your kid's got a fifty five percent
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  Speaker 1: chance of getting Soara Patch. Okay, all kids, the other
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  Speaker 1: ones you said so far are in here. But you
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  Speaker 1: have a sixty seven percent chance of getting a Reese's
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  Speaker 1: Peanut butter cups, forty five percent chance to get a
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  Speaker 1: Milky Ways, fifty percent chance of Hershey's Chocolate bars.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, but I want to compliment h Kyle's son, Easton's
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  Speaker 4: taste in candy because Mike and Ikes is the.
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  Speaker 3: Stuff so good?
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  Speaker 2: Does he like sours? I've never given him sours. I
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  Speaker 2: love sourer too. He does like sours, so I think
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  Speaker 2: he would about.
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  Speaker 4: Nerd clusters have introduced them to the nerd cluster world.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I have. He's not into him, surprisingly, I know.
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  Speaker 3: I take it back everything I said. He's very picky.
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  Speaker 3: There is a new TikTok trend.
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  Speaker 1: This is so weird, but people are taking pumpkins mini
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  Speaker 1: pumpkins to Starbucks and having the burists to kill them.
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  Speaker 3: Have you seen this in the drink order?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Some workers are happy to do it, someone not so
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  Speaker 1: much because I guess what You just bring your cup?
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  Speaker 3: Is that the rule?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? So basically you bring like your personal cup and
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  Speaker 2: then you put that cup inside the mini pumpkin and him.
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  Speaker 3: It's a cute little photo op. Here's one of the
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  Speaker 3: biggest TikTok's got like three million views. Y'all can put
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  Speaker 3: the drinks so like my own cup, right, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: have a pumpkin. Can you put it in my pumpkin?
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  Speaker 4: That is so cute?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know how any ances that is?
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  Speaker 4: Let's just do a tall already, so it's tall I
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  Speaker 4: anything else?
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  Speaker 3: Don a bill? They filled my pumpkin? How cute? Okay,
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  Speaker 3: we gotta do a taste taste.
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  Speaker 1: Dum pumpkin cute out of a pumpkin, probably delicious, crazy milestone.
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  Speaker 1: You guys have steady found over half of online articles
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  Speaker 1: are now written by AI or mostly AI.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Fifty two percent of articles are written by
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  Speaker 3: an AI.
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  Speaker 4: You can kind of tell because I read a ton
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  Speaker 4: of the of the papers that are out there, You
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  Speaker 4: know a ton of them, and some of them just
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  Speaker 4: don't talk like the way people talk.
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  Speaker 2: There's some tell tale signs, wow.
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  Speaker 4: Like when they get really simple things wrong, little errors wrong.
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  Speaker 1: People are sharing the wildest things they've had to explain
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  Speaker 1: to another adult, another grown adult, like that the sun
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  Speaker 1: always rises in the east and sets in the west,
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  Speaker 1: or that service dogs aren't dogs that have served our country.
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  Speaker 1: It reminds me of like when Peyton had explained what
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  Speaker 1: an everything shower was to me. I mean, if you
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  Speaker 1: got something like that you've had to explain to an
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  Speaker 1: adult calls at eight seven seven nine three seven one
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  Speaker 1: o four seven.
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  Speaker 3: What's the wildest thing you had to explain to another
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  Speaker 3: grown adult? That was very simple? That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: This story is one of my favorites. A seventy year
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  Speaker 1: old men in Italy was caught after pretending to be
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  Speaker 1: blind for over fifty and collecting over a million dollars
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  Speaker 1: in disability payments.
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  Speaker 3: It's a lot of hard work.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like a full time job. In a full
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  Speaker 4: time job, you might as well just work.
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  Speaker 3: What do you for life hacks? Rich? Okay?
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  Speaker 4: So, uh, yesterday we had to come back for a
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  Speaker 4: big ol' meating. Later in the afternoon, I saw Peyton
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  Speaker 4: walk in and I said, oh, did you just take
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  Speaker 4: a nap?
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  Speaker 3: And she said to me very groggily.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So I looked up some tricks.
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  Speaker 3: Did you know?
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  Speaker 4: They call this hack the caveman waking up trick when
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  Speaker 4: you're groggy, and it works for the morning too. What
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  Speaker 4: is it? And they say, really, even if you can't
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  Speaker 4: get outside, you should get outside for two minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 4: If it's cold, doesn't matter, if it's cloudy, doesn't matter,
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  Speaker 4: if it's rainy for two minutes because your DNA is
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  Speaker 4: set up to wake up with some sort of sunlight
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  Speaker 4: or something like that. So before you have caffeine or
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  Speaker 4: anything like that, even if you can just get to
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  Speaker 4: the window for two minutes and just do that for
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  Speaker 4: two whole minutes, walk out and I wake up. I know.
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  Speaker 2: How do you how do you morph?
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  Speaker 3: That into.
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  Speaker 4: Like vampires. You live like the immortals, You live like vampires.
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  Speaker 2: I will say, though, like I sometimes I'm still tired
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  Speaker 2: when I arrive here at work, and every day I
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  Speaker 2: walk from my car and right before I come inside,
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  Speaker 2: I turn around and We've got a great view of
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  Speaker 2: like the mountains and the sunrise, and I literally I
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  Speaker 2: just like express gratitude for all my blessings. Yes, and
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  Speaker 2: like taking in that minute of sunshine. I feel she's
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  Speaker 2: delight than I am, so I will definitely be taking that.
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  Speaker 3: We're like any red.
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  Speaker 4: So anyway, disco nap in the day when you wake up,
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  Speaker 4: walk over to the window for a little bit in
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  Speaker 4: that live act. Many more can be found at John
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  Speaker 4: Jay and Rich dot com.
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  Speaker 3: Disco nap in the day? Is that you said? Yeah? Disco?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just like a little quick like you know, get
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  Speaker 4: rid of party, get.
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  Speaker 3: Rid of the dams.
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  Speaker 1: I have never heard that you said disco or just
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  Speaker 1: go nap, Disco nap in the middle of the day,
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  Speaker 1: Just go nap.
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  Speaker 3: In the middle of the day, And wouldn't I didn't
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  Speaker 3: sure what phrase I heard.
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  Speaker 4: Usually they say disco nap is a little nap to
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  Speaker 4: get you fired up, so you can go back and
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  Speaker 4: party Okay, can't you sh