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Would You Rather with Payton Whitmore · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: All right, Peyton, what's on your mind? What are you
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  Speaker 1: working on?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so I saw this thing on the Cosmopolitan, and
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  Speaker 2: basically it's questions for couples that are actually fun to ask.
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  Speaker 2: So it's kind of going old school. You know, everyone's
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  Speaker 2: all into that nostalgia right now. Just play Would You
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  Speaker 2: Rather at dinner with your partner.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's cool.
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  Speaker 2: I know, right?
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  Speaker 4: When you say Cosmopolitan, are you talking about like Cosmo
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  Speaker 4: the magazine?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: They got a website?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They have like a whole website. I get stuff from
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  Speaker 2: there all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I just never heard of Cosmopolitan.
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  Speaker 6: They have like a whole website.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't heard it called Cosmopolitan in a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I like a Cosmopolitan martini, you know, so I
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  Speaker 2: really wanted to bring that energy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so it's would you rather with your.
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  Speaker 6: So are we going to play would you rather right now?
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  Speaker 1: It's would you rather at dinner with your spouse?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're kind of flirty, but I think we
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  Speaker 2: can definitely play in the room right now.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's play.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Kyle, would you rather have a fancy date night
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  Speaker 2: out or a romantic night in?
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  Speaker 6: Fancy date night out.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, John Jay.
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  Speaker 3: In.
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  Speaker 2: Rich.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Fancy night out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm on the same boat with you guys. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: John Jay. Would you rather get a love letter or
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  Speaker 2: a surprising gift?
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  Speaker 1: A gift.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle.
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  Speaker 5: Gift.
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  Speaker 2: Rich.
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  Speaker 1: Letter.
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  Speaker 2: See, I'm with you. I'm like, write me a letter.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to.
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  Speaker 5: See, I'm not like a words of affirmation person. So
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, and I have to read a letter.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I literally, I told you.
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  Speaker 1: How many pages?
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  Speaker 3: What is your number one, Kyle? Because I know that
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  Speaker 3: you're not into a lot of them.
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  Speaker 6: My love language?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it's quality time. It's my number one.
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  Speaker 1: Quality time. Of course it is.
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  Speaker 4: The thing about would you rather is that you have
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  Speaker 4: to answer, like you can't ask questions because now that
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  Speaker 4: it's over.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I don't want a long letter. How
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  Speaker 1: long is the letter? Like, you know, whenever you open.
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  Speaker 4: Up something like four pages, like, or like those Christmas
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  Speaker 4: cards that come and that are in the front.
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  Speaker 1: And the back, like, I don't have time for that.
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  Speaker 3: And then I started grade school.
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  Speaker 1: Go on, Payton, what else would you rather?
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  Speaker 2: So those ones were like some flirty would you rathers,
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  Speaker 2: but then there's some relationship related would you rather questions,
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  Speaker 2: which we're all in relationships, but these I feel like
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  Speaker 2: are more like if you're in the dating, trying to
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  Speaker 2: get married.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe you could ask your man, would you rather
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  Speaker 2: have seven kids? Or no kids.
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  Speaker 1: Seven kids.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, seven.
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  Speaker 1: Seven.
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  Speaker 2: None for me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not good.
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  Speaker 2: No, thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Till after you have one and then I feel like
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  Speaker 6: your answer will change.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I, if I have three, I would
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  Speaker 2: be happy with that. Anything more, I might pull my
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  Speaker 2: hair out.
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  Speaker 5: That is good for like if you are dating because
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  Speaker 5: it's like those are things that could be really heavy
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  Speaker 5: and serious. But if you play it in kind of
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  Speaker 5: like a game fashion, you're really talking about important things.
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  Speaker 6: But it's kind of like a fun, light way to
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  Speaker 6: bring it up.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly like this one. Would you rather have a huge
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  Speaker 2: wedding or.
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  Speaker 3: Just a lope?
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  Speaker 1: Elope.
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  Speaker 6: Huge wedding.
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  Speaker 1: Huge wedding.
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  Speaker 2: See, I'm like, we kind of eloped. But then again,
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  Speaker 2: I go to weddings and I'm like, should we have
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  Speaker 2: had the big wedding?
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  Speaker 3: That was one of my favorite days of all time.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 6: Your wedding was awesome, Rich.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: This one is a fun one. Would you rather know
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  Speaker 2: everything about your partner's dating history or nothing at all?
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  Speaker 1: Everything.
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  Speaker 6: Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to know anything at all. You better
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  Speaker 2: take that to the grave. I am not trying.
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  Speaker 1: I hear things now and it makes me shiver.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes ignorance is bliss.
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather be known as the one who talks
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  Speaker 4: dirty or the one who never talks during it?
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  Speaker 6: I'd rather talk dirty. Yeah, you don't want to never
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  Speaker 6: talk dirty.
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  Speaker 1: You're supposed to answer. You're not supposed to.
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  Speaker 6: I was agreeing.
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather get caught making out in the car
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  Speaker 4: or walking out of a hotel at 7 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: In last night's clothes?
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  Speaker 6: Walking out of the hotel.
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  Speaker 3: Making out in the car. Yeah, I think I'd want
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  Speaker 3: to make out in the car, too. That's fun.
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  Speaker 6: I don't want to get caught making out in the car. No,
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  Speaker 6: I'll do the walk of shame.
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  Speaker 3: No problem. I'm out on that.
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather accidentally send a spicy text to your
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  Speaker 4: boss or to your mom?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my mom.
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  Speaker 1: My mom, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: 100%. What about you?
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  Speaker 6: You're not answering these.
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  Speaker 3: Your boss, because you're going to leave that job. Your
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  Speaker 3: mom's going to be around forever.
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather have one unforgettable night you can never
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  Speaker 4: talk about or a decent ongoing thing everyone knows about?
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  Speaker 3: Decent ongoing thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'd go unforgettable. One unforgettable night.
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  Speaker 6: I don't need everyone to know about it, so I
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  Speaker 6: think unforgettable.
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  Speaker 2: Same.
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather get a compliment about your body or
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  Speaker 4: about how you make them feel?
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  Speaker 2: Body.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly.
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  Speaker 6: Body.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so insecure I'll take any compliment about my body.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: You actually like this?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I want to know that you feel something good.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather kiss someone you shouldn't or text someone
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  Speaker 1: you shouldn't? No.
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  Speaker 2: It depends.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it'd be more fun to kiss someone you shouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Should I not because they're my cousin or should I
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  Speaker 2: not because it's like they're a player?
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  Speaker 6: You can't ask questions.
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  Speaker 3: Why can't you text your cousin? I don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: That is gross. Angel legal, I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather get asked what are you thinking about
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  Speaker 4: at a bad time or at a very good time?
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  Speaker 6: Good time.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, that's like.
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  Speaker 1: My wife asked me that all the time.
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  Speaker 3: What are you thinking?
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  Speaker 1: And it's almost like if you don't tell the truth,
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  Speaker 1: she'll know. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But your truth has got to be so random anyway. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Mine's usually me starting in the movie. Well, if I
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  Speaker 1: was Indiana Jones, I would have done this.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, didn't you have a thing with a bowling ball?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I have. I imagine the bowling ball.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Down this high, like steep hill.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought that I remember the mattress thing. You
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  Speaker 2: remember that big mattress place that you were in that
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  Speaker 2: big empty. It was like a big empty warehouse that
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  Speaker 2: used to have like a bunch of.
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  Speaker 1: That was real. Oh, no. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And I said I said to the guy I wanted
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  Speaker 4: to roll the bowling ball. It was like a hundred
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  Speaker 4: football fields long. I don't want to see how hard
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  Speaker 4: I get through the bowling ball before it faded. You know,
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  Speaker 4: it's like against a law to do that. Like the
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  Speaker 4: other fantasy I had, fantasy, where you're on a high
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  Speaker 4: hill and you drop a bowling ball and you let
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  Speaker 4: it roll all the way down. Somebody did that, and
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  Speaker 4: I guess it's against the law.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, because it could really hurt someone. There can't be
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  Speaker 3: a law inside a mattress factory. There can't be. Maybe
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  Speaker 3: that's their work rule, their weird work rule. You can't
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  Speaker 3: throw bowling balls down our hallway.
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  Speaker 1: So those are fun would-you-rathers. Was there more, Peyton?
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  Speaker 2: No, those were all the best ones.
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  Speaker 1: If you've got any good would-you-rathers that put us in
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  Speaker 1: a dilemma, let us know.