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Lunch with the Clydesdale - How Did I Recover from the Hot Sauces? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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It is a brand new year,
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but if you can read,
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it's the same old Corey.
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I love the chase and the hunt,
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and I set the pace when I'm running.
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I always take what I want,
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and I always give it one hundred.
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Don't need a bank, no, I'm funded.
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Play the game like it's nothing.
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I'm always thankful for something.
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Don't take for granted, stay humble.
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Now wake up!
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It's time to look at the enemy.
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Look in the mirror if he is no
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friend to me.
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It's not working out,
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maybe it's the chemistry.
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It's time to break up so I can
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make a better me.
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Eeeeee!
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Abba dabba doo!
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it's lunch time what is going on everybody
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welcome to lunch with the clydesdale
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cowboys with us for another day this week
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um i love when i get a surprise
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i come into the studio and there he
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is did we come in at the same
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time i was here i was here for
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like five minutes dude gotcha just
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checking
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yeah yeah um don't forget to like and
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subscribe man we got to get this stuff
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moving we got to get closer to three
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grand i you know i would do muscle
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ups and blow my peck too but i
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just i don't have it in me um
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so i didn't see the show pleading i
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didn't see the show but i did see
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hillar's clip of john's peck
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it's in jenny's update today too okay i
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haven't watched that yet holy smokes dude
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that looks like he got to like and
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then pop yeah i i was volunteering what
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was it i think when all the pecs
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popped with dips it was either or um
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it was crazy just watching high end
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athlete after high end athlete after high
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end athlete popping a peck.
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It was crazy.
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I have problems watching that kind of
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shit.
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Like,
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I don't know if we put John Young
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in the high-end athlete category.
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He's fitter than me.
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I can't doubt that, right?
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He did a hundred and ninety muscle-ups at
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that point.
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Kudos to him for being able to do
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it.
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But Andrew Sten says, dumb thing to try.
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Dumb ways to die.
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Same thing.
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Dumb thing to try.
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You're not wrong, Stan, at all.
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That's just silly.
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I think when he first brought it up,
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his co-hosts were like, are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Because I don't know if he knows or
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not, but it sounds like a terrible idea.
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Yeah.
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He's like, oh, no, no, no.
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I'll just drink some more Ovaltine,
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mix it up in my metal container.
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I'll be good to go.
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And then pop, I can't press anymore.
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No.
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And your chest looks like it's deflated
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now because it's popped.
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I mean, it looks terrible, dude.
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No thanks.
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Ortega,
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that's how you find out if you can
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or can't do things.
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Try dumb things.
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You're not wrong.
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That's one way to look at it.
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You can do an assessment prior to you
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taking on something and determine whether
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it is reasonable or not, though.
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Yeah,
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it takes about ten seconds to read what
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you actually wrote and go, yeah,
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maybe I shouldn't do that.
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Uh, Shana,
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I'm not sure he had it medically checked.
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Uh, or if he did,
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we have not seen what the results of
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that are.
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You could just see the indent in his
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peck.
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Um,
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and all of a sudden he just couldn't
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press anymore.
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Um, and he said he felt a pop.
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Oh, I'm sure he did.
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So I don't know what that means medically,
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whether it's a full or partial tear.
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Um, you know, I don't know.
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Jonathan says that's how we find out human
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capabilities.
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Someone has to try.
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I want to ask you this.
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The Winter Olympics are coming up, right?
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Who was the first guy that said,
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let me go as fast as I can
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down this ramp, jump into the air,
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and these two skis will keep me afloat
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as I descend to the earth?
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So that's the extreme example, right?
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Yeah.
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Because they took it from there to, well,
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while I'm in the air,
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I'm going to do some flips and twists
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and rotate around and then land safely.
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Like I'm not just going to crash into
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the powder.
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The opposite end of that is who decided
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it'd be a good idea to have a
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big ass rock with a handle and I'm
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going to see how close I can get
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it inside the circle and we're going to
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control it
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by brushing the ice in front of it.
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The creation of that kind of shit blows
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my mind.
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Every time we watch it,
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because my wife and I are going to
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Wise Curling, you can write it down.
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If I say that right now,
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that's one of our favorite things to do
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when the Olympics come on.
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Because it's so ridiculous.
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There's a meme that says the US Curling
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team looks like a group of dads who,
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or in a movie,
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somehow ended up at the Olympics.
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And it's true.
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It's crazy,
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but at least it came from shuffleboard.
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There's a concept of a game that is
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kind of there.
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Jumping off of a ramp or ski jumping,
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ski flipping,
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snowboarding out of a half pipe.
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Any of these crazy skateboarding I saw in
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there.
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Who the hell thought of any of this
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stuff?
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It does take like a parkour.
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The free runners, the parkour people,
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if I'm scrolling Instagram and I happen to
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run across one,
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I'll just stop and watch the whole thing
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until they get done because those dudes
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are absolutely batshit crazy.
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Ski jumping must be among the craziest
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things you can do on skis.
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I agree.
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I'm going to strap these two long pieces
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of wood to my feet and I'm going
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to slide down the side of a mountain.
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Yeah.
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How many bodies did the first person to
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make it to the top of Mount Everest
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pass on his way up?
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There's still a lot of bodies on Everest
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because they can't get them down.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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The,
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the human mind is sometimes like that.
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Hold my beer line fits for,
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for a lot of things in the world.
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Watch this.
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Yeah.
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Watch this dude.
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The, uh, the Red Bull.
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He ever started with, Hey, hold my salad.
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No, not at all.
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Uh, the, uh, the Red Bull Hoonigan videos,
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uh,
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what Travis Prostana now used to be with
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what's his face gosh don't I can't
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remember he's no longer with us but those
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things are absolutely wild to watch
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because they're in a car six seven hundred
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horsepower something along those lines and
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just sliding it around jumping it over
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things doing donuts like knocking stuff
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off like the amount of control and whatnot
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and the
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The planning and the idea that, yeah,
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this seems like a good idea.
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Travis Pastrana is mostly made up of rods
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and pins at this point from the lot
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of broken bones that he's had through his
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body.
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Ken Block.
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Holdeth my ale, good sir.
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And this has been around a long time.
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Absolutely.
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Ken Block.
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Yes, thank you.
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Asked to serve.
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Couldn't remember his name.
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Uh, Jonathan, how, how,
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who came up with the airplane?
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Someone has to try.
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So thank you,
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J Y for pushing it to a hundred
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and ninety ring mucks.
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Muscle ups is a threshold on a pack.
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Wild.
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Well, speaking of ridiculous, uh,
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Joseph ask how the hot sauce
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ramifications.
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I admitted this to you,
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I think after the show,
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I did not admit it on,
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but when I had the first sauce on
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Wednesday and I hit my tongue,
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I honestly in my head said,
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I'm not going to make it.
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I'm going to have to quit.
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Right.
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I didn't,
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I was trying to tough it out and
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I knew I could tough out that one
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sauce,
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but if they were going to build on
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that, I was not going to make it.
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And what it did like,
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in the flip was it was so hot
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on that first sauce.
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Like the other ones didn't seem hot at
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all.
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And even the last dab,
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which has wrecked me in the past was
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hot.
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And it lasted like I was texting you
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show and I got another wave of heat,
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but intensity never hit what that first
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sauce was.
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And so, uh,
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Honestly, though, my head was like,
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there's no way I'm making this after on
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the first one.
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So that is complete luck of the draw
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for anybody who does not know.
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We did not plan that at all.
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I literally I still have the papers here
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that I printed out.
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Scott sent me pictures of the.
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But it does not rank them.
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It does not rank them.
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It does not rank them.
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It just has them on there and the
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descriptions.
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And I just picked one at random.
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And that's how we started.
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That's how we picked the rest up was
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just completely at random.
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So the fact that we happened to get
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the worst one out of the way,
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and instead of you eating it right side
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up,
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I guess you could say like it happened
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to burn your tongue off to begin with.
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So I think we got lucky.
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I will say this too.
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And you know, more than, more than me,
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obviously at that point,
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but it seemed like,
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There was two relatively hot ones,
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one that was obviously ridiculous,
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and the rest of them really weren't that
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bad,
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even if you wouldn't have knocked the
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first one down or the first one wouldn't
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have been as bad.
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The Scorpio one, I think,
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just tasted god-awful.
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Right.
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So that affected me more than the heat.
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It was hot.
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It just wasn't very good.
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Right.
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Um, but yeah, but I made it okay.
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I did have a little bit of heartburn
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that evening.
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Uh, the Prilosec didn't really, uh,
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knock that down for the whole day.
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I was burping up hot sauce for most,
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most of the afternoon.
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Um, but,
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and I didn't really feel the effects after
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that.
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So, uh, you know,
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still got it still young, still got it.
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Yeah.
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Tyler with the chip,
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huge shout out to him, man,
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to knock that back with the dust and
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the chip and to, and I mean, he,
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you could tell it was hot.
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He was, but he did not,
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he didn't flinch.
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Good for him.
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Yeah.
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Huge shout out to Tyler, man.
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Cause I've seen a lot of people go
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down on that chip and he like,
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because it broke,
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he actually took the envelope and just
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dumped it into his mouth.
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So not only are you getting the chip,
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you're getting everything that fell off,
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fell off the chip as well.
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I'm gonna have to go watch that.
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So, um, yeah.
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was a great show man go check out
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the spin they had like eight surprise
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guests throughout the night um abby domet
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had a cano feast of coffee dylan pepper
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jason hopper um james hobart hobart no
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show board showed up how about that so
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it was uh it was a good show
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really enjoyable really made a nice new
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year's eve uh watch
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I was busy cooking steaks and eating them
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with my wife for our anniversary.
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Yesterday was all college football for me
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on my one TV.
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And then we watched movies on the other.
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Thank God,
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because the games in the morning,
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they weren't even competitive.
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The Indiana- Alabama game was awful.
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Indiana just punched him in the mouth.
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And Alabama had no answers.
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And kept going.
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It's that meme where it's, stop,
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he's already dead.
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And what was the other game?
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The other game was Oregon and-
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Oregon trounced them.
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So it wasn't competitive either.
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No, give me a second.
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It'll come to me.
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Texas Tech.
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Texas Tech, yeah.
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Oil money school, yep.
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Mm-hmm.
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I was rooting for Texas Tech.
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That did not happen.
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Ohio State lost on New Year's Eve.
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I don't have to hear the pompous OSU
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fans for another year, thank goodness.
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And then last night's game was the one
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that was worth the watch,
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and that was Ole Miss.
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And Georgia came down to the final four
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seconds.
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Ole Miss pulls it off,
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which I was – and I know you're
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probably not going to like this,
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but I'm really rooting for those kids with
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the fact that Lane left them.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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And they are, in spite of that,
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killing it.
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I hope they do well.
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I really, really do.
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I ain't got no – I'm not that
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dude, man.
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I really hope those kids do well.
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I think they're playing out of spite right
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now.
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Well,
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the remarkable though that it's created
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now because the transfer portal opens
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today and half of Lane's staff are still
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at Ole Miss coaching the team when he
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wants them there recruiting the transfer
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portal.
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It makes it messy.
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And college football needs to do something
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about it because they need to change the
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schedule so this stuff doesn't happen in
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the future.
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Change the schedule.
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Edit up the rules because there are none
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right now.
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It is literally the wild west.
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Yes, there's guidelines in place,
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but the fact that I could play for
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four teams in four years as a college
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football player is bananas crazy.
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I hate it.
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It's ridiculous.
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I was reading something or saw an
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Instagram post the other day where someone
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was like, how are you graduating?
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If you're just chasing an NIL deal and
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an NIL deal and an NIL deal,
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you're not graduating from school at that
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point.
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So when that's over with...
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We're getting to a point where it doesn't
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even need to be connected to a school
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anymore.
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No, it's a minor league.
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Now you'd lose fans because people are
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attached to the school.
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Your fans are attached to the school more
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than the team is.
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Absolutely.
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But at what point are fans going to
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say,
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why am I even rooting for these people?
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They're not loyal to the school at all.
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When you got...
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I forgot what stat I saw.
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I think it's JMU is not retaining a
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single player from their starting lineup
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on offense.
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Or maybe two,
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something along those lines from year to
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year.
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That's...
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It doesn't make any sense whatsoever,
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where it used to be like, hey, man,
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this dude's a four-year starter.
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Like, he came in,
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he was able to start as a freshman.
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He's been playing here the entire year.
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They've been trying to win a championship
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the whole time.
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You know, whatever the case may be.
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Or this kid's been starting since he was
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a sophomore.
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His NFL prospects are looking good, blah,
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blah, whatever.
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That's no longer a thing.
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He might be a four-year starter,
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but he's been at three different schools
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in that time because he got paid.
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I heard on one of the shows yesterday
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them say,
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this player just earned himself a new
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contract.
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Those are things you hear in the NFL.
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Those are things you hear in baseball or
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hockey.
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You don't hear them in college football.
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And the fact that now that is what
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we're hearing,
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it's just changed it for me.
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And I'm having a really hard time like,
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and I know I'm the get off my
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lawn guy at now that I'm fifty six.
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But it just it's it doesn't make sense
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to me.
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And I'm I'm really having a hard time
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with college football at all.
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If that makes me a get off my
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cloud, you know,
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old man yells at cloud guy,
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then so be it.
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But I don't.
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I don't understand it.
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I really, really don't.
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Yes, exactly.
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Marcus.
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Uh, Mark Phillips,
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those NFL introductions will be James
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Smith, Auburn, Texas tech, Ole Miss,
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Georgia, Washington state university.
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Yeah.
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And we're going to have to take a
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timeout in the game just to get through
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everybody's schools in the introduction.
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Or they got to do like one, every,
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every other down at this point, like, Oh,
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and then we're going to now over the
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next ten minutes,
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we're going to introduce, uh,
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you know,
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the saints starting lineup because it just
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takes that long.
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Uh,
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I do have a funny story about that.
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Please do.
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Uh,
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Antoine Randall L is the bears assistant
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head coach played for the Steelers played
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for the Washington football team.
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Um,
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they had him looking at the player
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introductions of the bears this year and
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they showed his first.
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And so,
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and then they showed him watching the
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bears.
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He's like, man,
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these kids don't have any flavor.
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Like it's, hi, I'm Jim Smith, Ohio state.
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Like put some flavor on that needs to
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last for like, it's good.
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It's the internet is forever.
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At this point, it's going to be somewhere.
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You just don't actually use it.
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I'm one hundred percent for that.
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The WFP introductions.
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They were so monotone and so down the
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fairway.
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If you're going to do that stuff,
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let the athletes be themselves.
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Encourage them to be themselves.
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What do I have to say?
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I really don't care.
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Say whatever you want to say.
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Be who you are.
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Don't drop any F-bombs because this is
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going on national television.
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Besides that, go for it.
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The things you remember like Terrell
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Suggs, go so hard.
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Or even the...
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The Little League World Series is a prime
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example where they had the kids' names and
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they just have whatever caption they
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decided to put underneath there.
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That's perfect, if you ask me.
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mean the hockey yeah the hockey movies
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didn't do it for me but like it's
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truly like ariel lowen texas usa yeah it
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there's nothing there's no flair there's
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no flavor to it okay you made a
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cartoon character um yeah let let show
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some person rogue does a great job of
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that rogue tapes those
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They don't do an introduction for every
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event,
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but they do these fun little things that
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they show up on the Jumbotron during
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events that show the personality of the
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athlete.
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Yeah.
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As it should be.
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As it should be.
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As it should be.
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Say something clever.
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Like, look.
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Some guy named Corey.
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New year.
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Same me.
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Boom.
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Done.
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Moving right up.
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Moving right along.
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Anything like that, dude.
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Ariel Owen, I work out of my garage.
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And she could have deadpanned that and all
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of a sudden everybody's laughing because
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that's been the running joke now for what,
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four years?
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You know, hey,
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do you know Ariel Owen works out of
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her garage?
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Boom, moving right along.
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So Jonathan says,
22:14
wouldn't it be up to the athlete,
22:15
not WFP?
22:18
I agree with you.
22:19
However,
22:20
I think that it was encouraged to be
22:22
right down the fairway because nobody
22:25
veered off.
22:25
Yeah.
22:28
Everybody did the same thing.
22:35
Hockey jerseys were cool.
22:36
I want one.
22:36
I like the hockey jersey,
22:38
but it didn't get me excited as a
22:40
fan.
22:43
Can you even buy them as a fan?
22:46
Probably not.
22:49
I didn't go to an event this year.
22:51
I'm just wondering,
22:53
are they selling merchandise on their
22:55
website?
22:59
I did not see that.
23:02
Free to say.
23:06
They sound like they got the mic without
23:08
warning.
23:09
It did.
23:11
It just seemed too uniform across sixty
23:15
athletes to not be playing that way.
23:18
Yeah.
23:19
Give us your name and where you're from.
23:22
Right.
23:23
Scott Switzer, Columbus, Ohio.
23:25
Yep.
23:28
Move on to the next one.
23:32
If you could buy it, would you?
23:36
Jonathan,
23:36
I would buy it if the athletes had
23:38
numbers assigned for them.
23:41
The twenty five makes it blah to me.
23:46
But just like what a Palooza SoCal where
23:48
they gave the the athletes numbers or even
23:50
at the games.
23:53
If I could buy my favorite athletes
23:54
number, I would do that.
23:58
Remember us and throwing that that old
24:00
shade out,
24:01
it probably gets shipped faster than the
24:02
Nobel jerseys.
24:04
I'm pretty sure people are still waiting
24:06
on their Noble jerseys at this point.
24:09
Not just Noble,
24:10
but Tear did the same thing.
24:11
I bought two Wadapalooza jerseys two
24:14
months before Wadapalooza,
24:15
got them four months after.
24:18
It's only a six-month turnaround time,
24:19
Scott.
24:20
I don't know what you're worried about it
24:21
for.
24:22
Honestly, it's pretty standard.
24:24
Let's ask Travis what his turnaround time
24:26
is or something like that.
24:28
Willing to bet, not six months.
24:31
True.
24:31
Just throwing that out there.
24:38
So I know, like,
24:40
everybody's doing their prediction shows.
24:43
You gave your picks for who was going
24:46
to win the games.
24:48
And just to remind everybody,
24:49
you said that Alex Kazan was going to
24:51
win on the women's side and that James
24:54
Sprague on the men's side?
24:55
No, I did not say Sprague.
25:00
Dallin.
25:00
Dallin.
25:01
Yep.
25:02
We matched.
25:03
Yep.
25:05
So I wrote down my whole podium just
25:07
because everybody else has given the
25:09
podium.
25:09
Okay.
25:10
And mine is Dallin James J. J. Crouch.
25:16
Not Jason Hopper, but J. Crouch.
25:19
And then on the women's side is Alex,
25:22
Lucy, Emma.
25:26
Emma Lawson.
25:27
Yep.
25:29
That's not bad.
25:30
I like Alex.
25:31
I definitely like Lucy in seconds.
25:34
And that is contingent that Laura does not
25:38
do the CrossFit game,
25:40
which my prediction is she is not doing
25:43
the CrossFit games.
25:46
Correct.
25:46
I'm going to throw a curveball as far
25:48
as the third is concerned,
25:49
because I do like Alex and Lucy,
25:51
but I'm going to put Danielle Brandon in
25:52
third place.
25:54
Wow.
25:56
Okay.
25:57
I'm going to put Danielle Brandon in third
26:00
place.
26:00
I think, so I got,
26:02
I would have Dallin,
26:04
I would have Justin in second just because
26:09
he's Mr. Consistent.
26:10
I really just – I do – I
26:11
just – I won't say I'm a homer
26:14
because I'm not.
26:14
I don't have a horse in this race
26:16
at this point.
26:17
But I just really – I think Dallas
26:22
is finally going to put it together this
26:23
year because that's really all he's
26:24
missing is to be able to put a
26:25
complete games together and end up on top.
26:30
Give me Justin in second, just Mr.
26:33
Consistent as far as that goes.
26:34
And I think, oh, man,
26:37
if I had to pick between the two,
26:40
I'd probably put James in third as opposed
26:43
to Jason.
26:44
But you could probably – it's a three
26:47
A and three B for me at this
26:49
point.
26:50
But I really do think, like,
26:52
that's your leaderboard or close to it if
26:54
not.
26:56
How old is Ricky now?
27:02
early thirties maybe.
27:05
So I probably would still keep Ricky in
27:09
that top five just cause he's been fairly
27:11
consistent over the past couple of years.
27:13
Right.
27:14
He's another one that's just like steady
27:17
banging on the door as far as that
27:18
goes.
27:20
So I think the four from the boys
27:21
interrupted plus Ricky and man, I,
27:27
I really do like your Jay Crouch fit
27:29
because that dude is sneaky fit like
27:32
people don't.
27:32
And he keeps getting better every year.
27:34
Correct.
27:35
And he's still really young.
27:38
And I don't think he gets enough credit
27:41
due because his name's always up there.
27:44
He's always kind of hanging around.
27:47
But I just don't know if he's going
27:49
to make that complete push to be able
27:51
to make it all the way onto the
27:52
podium.
27:53
If he does,
27:54
so much the better for him.
27:57
well thank you kate uh kate mcgee one
28:02
of the stars of our behind the scenes
28:04
of the masters crossfit games two years
28:07
ago ridiculously fit ridiculously fit and
28:13
she was she was like a superstar in
28:14
that thing man i uh so open about
28:18
her feelings and how things were going for
28:20
her and the emotions of the whole thing
28:23
um and i'm just so glad i was
28:25
able to capture that
28:31
She's pretty awesome.
28:31
Just for me, as Ortega,
28:32
my kids' high school swim team ordered the
28:34
personalized tier backpacks.
28:36
Took them less than two weeks to get
28:37
them.
28:42
Tier is a swimming company.
28:44
That's what it was born on.
28:46
That's what, like when I was a swimmer,
28:49
five thousand years ago,
28:51
tear was a dominant player in the market.
28:55
That's where their bread is buttered, man.
28:58
And that they are going to fill swimming
29:00
orders way, way, way,
29:01
way faster than a CrossFit order that
29:05
they're just kind of dabbling their feet
29:06
into.
29:07
My swim cap,
29:09
my jammers and my goggles are all tears.
29:16
I mean, bottom line.
29:20
Bottom line.
29:22
All three.
29:22
And when I need new jammers,
29:23
I want to get some tier ones.
29:25
When I need new goggles,
29:26
I'm probably going to buy some more tier
29:28
ones.
29:29
If I'm going to be honest,
29:30
they were like third on my list of
29:32
what I liked in equipment.
29:34
Well,
29:34
you also spread a shitload more than I
29:38
do.
29:39
But I think one of the companies I
29:40
like better isn't even around anymore.
29:43
well that's fair so it i think it
29:44
was called it was called arena i don't
29:46
even think they're around anymore speedo
29:49
was like arena was my favorite speedo was
29:53
next and then tier was third um speedo
29:56
is like another big player in the swim
29:58
game they still are yeah they still are
30:03
speedo's definitely still around not a
30:05
speedo guy dude
30:09
Yeah.
30:09
The problem,
30:10
the problem is the Speedo company has is
30:13
they are now associated with the banana
30:14
hammock.
30:15
Correct.
30:15
Right.
30:16
When they do make other things.
30:18
They do.
30:18
One hundred percent too.
30:21
And like the new swimsuit technology,
30:25
they have,
30:26
they are making that full fledged, right?
30:29
The,
30:29
the suits that go down to your knees,
30:32
the full body suits for distance swimmers,
30:35
they make all of that stuff as well.
30:37
They have options.
30:39
Right.
30:41
But because they were the dominant swim
30:44
company in the eighties and everybody wore
30:48
banana hammocks back then,
30:49
they got associated with that.
30:53
And there will forever be associated with
30:55
that.
30:55
Like you could, because guess what?
30:57
Guess what?
30:57
Tear makes banana hammocks.
30:59
Yeah.
31:01
But if you buy one and it says
31:03
tear on it,
31:04
people are still going to call it a
31:05
speedo.
31:06
Right.
31:07
It's just a thing.
31:10
My entire swimming career,
31:12
the only option we had were the banana
31:14
hammock.
31:15
I bet.
31:18
Yeah.
31:18
The whole idea was the smaller,
31:20
the better.
31:21
Less drag.
31:22
Less drag, less friction in the water.
31:24
Sure.
31:25
And now they've learned that a full body
31:28
suit actually works better because it
31:30
keeps you more streamlined.
31:34
Jeremy says half of him hates swimming.
31:39
It's probably the top half.
31:44
Yeah.
31:48
Other things that people are talking about
31:49
going into the next season is the sale.
31:52
Savan talked about it maybe a half hour
31:55
ago.
31:55
They're going to talk about it tonight,
31:56
what he knows.
31:58
You mentioned the name MoveMax again.
32:03
I'm wondering if CrossFit is now coming
32:06
down off of their asking price, maybe?
32:09
or is willing to give up some of
32:12
the demands that they wanted in the sale
32:15
and not not necessarily crossfit but
32:17
berkshire um coming off of some of those
32:20
demands and maybe some of the old people
32:22
who made bids uh are are willing to
32:27
step back in at a discounted rate been
32:31
on the market for over a year gonna
32:33
have to drop the price we talked about
32:36
that on wednesday
32:38
It's like running across a car lot and
32:40
run across a, a twenty twenty four model.
32:42
Like it's been here for a while.
32:45
You don't have to pay full price.
32:46
You're not going to.
32:47
Um, the open,
32:53
there are people saying that it's going to
32:54
be smaller this year, Hiller Sousa,
32:57
that it's going to be smaller than last
32:59
year.
32:59
What are your thoughts?
33:01
Uh,
33:06
I saw a thing this morning.
33:08
Uh,
33:08
I don't know if it was posted this
33:09
morning,
33:09
but I saw it this morning that spin
33:12
ax grok,
33:14
what numbers are going to look like groks
33:16
at two hundred fifty thousand, whatever,
33:19
which would be what,
33:21
ten percent less than last year or
33:22
something along those lines.
33:24
I don't remember.
33:24
What's grok?
33:26
Oh, it's a chat GPT,
33:28
a different version of it,
33:30
different version of it.
33:32
Um,
33:36
I feel like we are – they're trying
33:41
to build momentum.
33:43
I don't know if they're necessarily going
33:44
about it in the right way to try
33:46
to get those numbers up.
33:48
I don't – if it is less,
33:49
I don't think it's going to be a
33:50
lot less.
33:51
I think it's going to be fairly consistent
33:53
from last year to this year because I
33:55
do feel like we're now two years past
33:59
the event of the games, right,
34:03
moving in the – more in the correct
34:05
direction.
34:06
I don't care for the come join our
34:11
cult message, whatever.
34:13
I am super curious to see when they
34:16
start actually pushing the open,
34:19
what that's going to look like.
34:23
Like I said,
34:24
I don't think it's going to go too
34:26
much lower.
34:28
but I don't see it being exponentially
34:30
bigger either.
34:31
Does that make sense?
34:32
I think we're going to stay somewhere in
34:34
that same area we were before.
34:37
I guess I'm just naive.
34:38
I thought for sure we would be up
34:41
this year.
34:44
But maybe I'm just too much inside people
34:46
who love CrossFit.
34:48
I think that five months after the games
34:54
and someone died...
34:56
people did not sign up.
34:59
Yeah.
35:00
Affiliate owners were less enthused about
35:03
the open,
35:04
less motivated to make the open something
35:06
special.
35:08
Now we're, we're away from that.
35:10
And you know, the vibes have been good,
35:13
but the,
35:14
the matter of the fact of the matter
35:16
is the vibes are great at the games,
35:18
but the ticket sales were not right.
35:20
So,
35:24
And Mark Phillips makes a great point.
35:26
There were no quarterfinals last year.
35:28
So all those people had the goal to
35:29
be top twenty five percent.
35:30
Something that was reasonable,
35:31
something they'd been shooting for.
35:34
I got taken away from them.
35:36
I. I.
35:39
I'm not saying I'm smarter than I,
35:41
but I think it's going to be up.
35:44
I hope it is.
35:46
I hope it is.
35:47
The more people doing it, the more people.
35:51
And eventually post about it on social
35:53
media so the more eyes get drawn to
35:54
CrossFit, the more the better.
35:59
The bigger the party,
36:00
the better the party for this kind of
36:01
stuff.
36:02
So, yeah,
36:03
I think Ortega's got a good point.
36:05
It's like the stock market.
36:08
Level it out and we'll increase,
36:10
hopefully.
36:11
I don't see it taking a big dive.
36:12
I really, really don't.
36:13
Like I said, I really think.
36:16
If it goes down,
36:17
I don't think it's going to be down
36:18
much year to year like that.
36:20
And I'm hopeful that we'll actually see
36:23
numbers increase, you know,
36:25
get another twenty five,
36:27
thirty thousand people sign up.
36:29
I do agree with Hiller that they should
36:31
be already promoting.
36:33
They should have been already promoting
36:35
it.
36:36
Go ahead.
36:38
As soon as they announced the open date.
36:42
You're pushing it from day one.
36:44
Why not?
36:45
As soon as they announced the open dates,
36:47
I went on our gym's Facebook page and
36:54
posted it on there.
36:55
Hey, y'all, this is when the open starts.
36:57
Get ready because the time is now.
36:59
Start getting ready for the open because
37:01
it's coming.
37:01
Your yearly fitness checkup is happening
37:03
from February, whatever the day is,
37:07
and then the three weeks following that.
37:10
Here's my beef with CrossFit.
37:12
I think the date to sign up should
37:13
have been today.
37:14
Yeah, why wouldn't it have been?
37:16
Or yesterday?
37:17
Right.
37:17
This is the day of the year where
37:19
everybody's like,
37:20
I am going to get fitter.
37:22
I am going to get healthier.
37:23
I'm going to do all the things that
37:25
make me better and have it available for
37:28
people to sign up today.
37:29
Yeah.
37:32
Look at Larry Young.
37:33
Larry Young is like back into affiliate.
37:35
He wants to hunt down the cardio bunny.
37:38
He is motivated to do so,
37:41
yet he can't even sign up for two
37:42
weeks.
37:44
Right.
37:45
That makes no sense to me.
37:48
It's short-sighted.
37:50
And once, you know,
37:52
maybe they fall off before the Open
37:54
actually gets here,
37:55
but you've got to sign up.
37:57
It's the only...
37:58
Savon made a great point this morning.
38:00
It's the only time you're...
38:01
It's the biggest time to make money.
38:05
So when everybody's signing up for Planet
38:07
Fitness and twenty-four hour fitness and
38:11
F-seventy-five and...
38:14
All those things, right?
38:16
Banana Theory.
38:17
Who day?
38:19
Sign up for the CrossFit Open.
38:21
And if you want to be the best
38:23
version you can be,
38:24
go and sign up at your affiliate too.
38:28
Everybody's signing up for Banana Theory
38:30
and F-Twenty-Five and whatever else,
38:34
all the other things.
38:35
I'm going to go get my Planet Fitness
38:37
membership.
38:37
I want to show up every day.
38:40
Hey,
38:40
you want to kick ass in the Open,
38:41
here's your checklist.
38:44
First thing you need to do, sign up.
38:46
Second thing, get your friends to sign up.
38:49
Yeah.
38:49
Third thing,
38:50
make sure you're with an affiliate.
38:54
And then four,
38:54
get more friends to sign up.
38:58
Hey, go to your affiliate.
39:00
How about that?
39:02
I know people,
39:02
we have people that go to our gym
39:04
that have memberships that we ain't seen
39:05
in three weeks.
39:09
F-seventy-five hard.
39:10
Yeah, that's...
39:13
Yeah, it's an offshoot of F-Forty-Five.
39:17
Everything's a bastardization of CrossFit.
39:20
Now they're just bastardizing themselves
39:21
into another bastardization of that
39:23
bastardization.
39:24
Well, it's all levels, Scott.
39:29
Branches off the tree.
39:32
But show up.
39:33
Go to your affiliate.
39:34
Talk to the coaches.
39:36
Ask them why you should be doing the
39:38
Olympics.
39:40
Tell them you want to do the open.
39:42
Ask for more opinions about it.
39:45
What did you get?
39:47
I would venture to say that most of
39:48
the coaches who are still doing actively
39:50
coaching like I am have been around for
39:52
quite some time now.
39:54
This will be my.
39:57
Two thousand eighteen to this year,
39:59
whatever that is.
40:00
Right.
40:01
Yeah,
40:02
I think that's the big promotional thing.
40:04
Like, here's your checklist.
40:06
You want it.
40:06
You want to see how fit you really
40:07
are.
40:08
You want to see how fit you are.
40:10
There's a test.
40:11
It's coming.
40:13
It's nine weeks away.
40:16
Here's your checklist.
40:19
You've either signed up for it before or
40:20
you haven't.
40:22
If you haven't, hey,
40:23
this is a good time to not only
40:25
set a baseline for yourself,
40:26
but to see how you stack up against
40:27
the rest of the world.
40:29
You feel like you're pretty fit?
40:31
Cool.
40:31
Prove it.
40:33
You don't have to prove it to anybody
40:34
else.
40:34
Prove it to yourself.
40:37
Cause ultimately that's the only person
40:39
that matters.
40:41
And you got that friend,
40:42
you got that friend that always says he's
40:43
fitter than you have him sign up.
40:46
And then you,
40:47
you guys go head to head and you'll
40:49
find out finally at the end of this,
40:51
who's fitter.
40:52
Let's see what happens.
40:55
Let's see what happens.
40:58
Yeah.
41:00
Look, see, we just got Jeremy.
41:01
So there it is.
41:03
Problem is I think he already signed up.
41:06
unfortunately, well, you can't, what,
41:08
the fourteenth?
41:10
That's true, true.
41:11
Twelve days?
41:13
Twelve days from today?
41:14
That's such an arbitrary date as well,
41:16
by the way.
41:21
Truly, truly, truly,
41:25
why the hell isn't it today?
41:27
I have no idea.
41:32
It's silly.
41:33
Did HQ take the day off because it
41:35
was a Friday after New Year's?
41:38
Did they mean to put January first and
41:40
then somebody's finger slipped and put a
41:41
four behind it and they were like, well,
41:43
too late now.
41:44
It's already out there.
41:45
It's January fourteenth.
41:47
You could change it.
41:48
I don't know if they know that or
41:49
not, but like, I mean,
41:51
I'm no computer fucking programmer by any
41:53
stretch of imagination,
41:54
but I feel like changing a date on
41:55
something probably isn't that hard to do.
41:59
No, no.
42:07
I don't know.
42:09
Resolution numbers will keep going down,
42:11
AirDat.
42:14
Yep.
42:15
Resolutioners are in there from today to
42:19
about two weeks from now.
42:22
Right?
42:22
I remember when I was working out in
42:23
Global Gym Zoo, it was a nightmare.
42:27
You walk in.
42:28
Even across the gym, first two weeks,
42:30
dude.
42:31
Who are these?
42:32
Early for that noon class.
42:34
I used to be eight of us.
42:35
Now they're sixteen.
42:37
Who are these people?
42:38
Where did they come from?
42:42
I'd go to global gyms, dude.
42:42
I'd run a couple miles on a treadmill
42:45
and then I'd go work around the machines,
42:46
right?
42:47
And then this time of year,
42:50
you can't do that.
42:51
Every single treadmill is full up.
42:56
And then there's the ones that aren't
42:57
working.
42:58
That's a whole different story.
42:59
But you couldn't get on one.
43:01
You had to jockey around trying to figure
43:03
out what you're going to do to get
43:04
on a machine because the resolutioners
43:06
were there.
43:07
And you knew it was going to,
43:08
you knew it wasn't going to last.
43:10
Right.
43:11
Not a big deal.
43:11
Um,
43:13
but now was with the time those people
43:16
were investing hundreds of dollars.
43:18
Cause they're not going to cancel nobody's
43:22
going to open money back in,
43:24
in February when they said, man,
43:26
I shouldn't have signed up for this.
43:27
No, no, you get them now.
43:31
They already signed up.
43:32
Well already signed up.
43:34
I know several people personally who would
43:37
myself included back when I used to run
43:39
races,
43:40
like when I used to run five Ks
43:41
and ten Ks and all of that bullshit,
43:43
I'd sign up for a race to have
43:44
something to train for.
43:48
Yup.
43:48
The open is something to train for.
43:50
It's three races over the course of three
43:52
weeks.
43:54
Yeah.
43:54
If you go to a global gym,
43:55
good luck getting equipment needed this
43:57
time of year.
43:58
Yeah.
44:00
She is one hundred percent correct.
44:03
So what I'm getting at is that.
44:06
All these people know about New Year's
44:08
resolution,
44:09
but go ahead and get it started.
44:11
So you should have been advertising two
44:13
weeks ago.
44:15
Not today.
44:18
Not today.
44:20
And an open sign up is it's either
44:22
today or it was yesterday.
44:23
Yes, today's the second.
44:24
Yesterday was the first.
44:26
Get in there early.
44:27
Hey, it opens.
44:28
It's a thing.
44:29
Wake up, hungover, signed up for the Open.
44:31
Cool.
44:32
I saw the new year come in.
44:34
New year, new me.
44:34
I'm going to compete in this thing.
44:40
I'm working today,
44:41
so I got to go back.
44:42
I have a meeting at one thirty.
44:44
So I want to ask you any goals
44:46
this year for you?
44:48
Compete in person for semifinals.
44:51
That's the big goal right now.
44:53
Beyond that,
44:54
I have absolutely no idea what the rest
44:56
of my season slash year is going to
44:58
look like because.
45:00
It's so soon, right?
45:06
Which one is it?
45:08
Magic City Games is what, April?
45:13
Something like that.
45:15
If you don't know,
45:16
she has a whole list of every single
45:19
semifinal and every piece of information
45:22
you could think of about that semifinal.
45:25
And she keeps updating it as people find
45:27
things that are missing or we learn
45:29
something new.
45:30
She goes in and updates all that
45:31
information.
45:33
In Holly's defense,
45:34
I really should know that because she made
45:36
me a collaborator on it.
45:37
So it's actually on my Instagram page.
45:41
So you can go to mine, Corey's,
45:43
or Holly's and find all that information
45:47
because she's killing it.
45:54
I need to bring that up.
45:56
Which one?
45:58
Mark Phillips.
45:59
Okay.
45:59
Corey, what do you think that'll take?
46:01
Top twenty, thirty and quarters?
46:03
No.
46:04
And here's why.
46:06
There's two of them in America.
46:08
OK, so two of them,
46:10
let's say in North America,
46:12
they're both taking twenty twenty people
46:14
apiece.
46:14
So that's forty people right there.
46:16
Take out the because I highly doubt any
46:20
Masters athletes are going to come from
46:21
Europe to fly all the way over here
46:25
to try to get to Alabama or to
46:28
San Diego to try to get in one.
46:31
You can also take out the Australians.
46:34
pull those people out because they have
46:36
one of their own down there in Australia.
46:38
They are certainly not flying all the way
46:40
over here.
46:41
And you can probably take out the majority
46:43
of the South Americans for the in-person
46:45
stuff, right?
46:46
Everybody's still going to do the online
46:48
as far as that goes.
46:49
So no,
46:50
I think for people like me who are
46:53
still, um,
46:56
Bubble athletes,
46:57
if you want to say that for that
46:58
kind of stuff.
46:59
I don't think, I mean,
47:01
I'm definitely a semifinal level athlete
47:03
and just bubble as far as getting up
47:05
to that next level.
47:07
I don't think it's going to take top
47:08
twenty to thirty.
47:09
I think it'll take,
47:11
now if you're top twenty to thirty,
47:12
you're definitely going to get an invite
47:14
for sure.
47:16
But probably top fifty,
47:18
it'll probably be a lot closer to be
47:20
able to actually get a shot at being
47:21
able to go compete in person.
47:24
my personal preference right now is one
47:27
hundred percent magic city games because
47:29
birmingham is six hours from my house i
47:31
didn't drive there in half a day how
47:35
many are they taking in your age group
47:40
twenty okay either twenty twenty five it
47:44
goes down right when you hit forty five
47:46
forty nine
47:47
Because they're taking like twenty seven
47:50
or so,
47:50
twenty seven to thirty or thirty five,
47:52
thirty nine and forty forty four.
47:53
And then when it hits my age group,
47:54
they're like, we're taking less people.
47:56
Yeah, thanks.
47:58
Which whatever the numbers are,
47:59
what they are.
48:00
I need to control what I can control
48:02
and finish as good as I can after
48:03
quarter so that I can actually get an
48:05
invite to go play.
48:05
Because that's what I want to do.
48:07
Ultimately, I don't have any.
48:09
I mean, oh.
48:13
illusions about finishing top two to be
48:15
able to make it to the games but
48:16
and more in-person competition i have
48:19
where i can go and compete against these
48:21
dudes and know what they do the better
48:24
i'm going to be period yeah i don't
48:27
have any fitness goals yet i've got to
48:31
get through when is your uh procedure
48:38
Uh, so it's the final week of January.
48:40
I have everything.
48:41
It's Monday is the biopsy.
48:44
Wednesday is a followup on the biopsy.
48:46
Thursday is a sinus surgery.
48:48
And then the following Monday is, uh,
48:52
take all the gauze and stuff out of
48:53
my nose.
48:54
Yeah.
48:55
Uh,
48:55
so all that is like one week it's,
48:57
and it's the final week of January.
49:00
Um,
49:01
so my goal right now is I used
49:04
to play guitar, uh,
49:06
haven't played in like ten years I'm gonna
49:09
pick it up again and I'm not going
49:12
to like I'm not setting high expectations
49:16
I just want to do like some power
49:18
chord rhythm guitar stuff right now to
49:21
start off when I played before I tried
49:24
to play acoustic and electric I'm just
49:26
focusing on electric focus on rock stuff
49:29
and and all that and then once I
49:33
get there the
49:36
um all the the sinus stuff and the
49:40
sarcoidosis stuff fixed yes and it's like
49:43
then we'll start setting the goal
49:46
I love it.
49:48
I love it.
49:48
Every now,
49:49
just want to start picking up the guitar.
49:51
Legos are getting too expensive.
49:53
So, but I'll be honest.
49:55
I was playing guitar and I started
49:56
CrossFit and I was ripping my hand so
49:59
much.
49:59
Oh, I bet.
50:00
I could not consistently play it because
50:04
it, I mean,
50:05
my fingers are just on fire all the
50:07
time.
50:08
Now I'm past that.
50:09
Like my, my hands don't rip anymore.
50:13
And so I, I really want to get,
50:15
get going with that.
50:18
I will say this.
50:19
So when my grandpa passed back in twenty
50:24
sixteen, seventeen, sixteen,
50:27
that's the only thing I wanted of his
50:29
was his acoustic guitar.
50:32
And I remember making a post about it
50:34
when my mom got it to me was
50:36
that.
50:38
This is my grandpa's guitar is the only
50:40
thing I ever wanted of his.
50:41
He taught himself how to play like way
50:43
back in the late seventies,
50:45
probably when he bought it.
50:47
um no i do not know how to
50:49
play it yes i'm going to learn and
50:51
i still have not done that yet because
50:53
i'll pick it up you know and try
50:55
to do the fifteen minutes watching youtube
50:57
videos and whatnot um and then i just
51:01
life and i it's something that i like
51:04
so that's another one of mine that's
51:06
pretty much write down every year when i
51:08
write down goals for the year still learn
51:10
my guitar um so i'm glad you said
51:13
that because it reminded me
51:14
Just to clean up some stuff before we
51:16
head out.
51:17
Uh, Kenneth,
51:17
we talked about that at the top of
51:19
the show.
51:20
So go back and listen to that.
51:21
Uh,
51:22
Kate magic city and online semis are back
51:24
to back weekends will be something.
51:27
Yeah.
51:27
But I've seen how fit Kate is.
51:30
That's just a walk in the park for
51:31
her.
51:33
It's just,
51:35
we don't know how many events they're
51:36
going to be.
51:38
Online semis is probably going to be four
51:39
to five, something along those lines.
51:41
But in person,
51:42
chances of that is going to be more
51:43
than that.
51:43
It should be more than that.
51:45
So doing those things back to back like
51:47
that, because I'm going to be that guy.
51:50
If I go to and I don't make
51:52
the games,
51:52
then I'm going to be right back at
51:54
my affiliate doing online semis right
51:57
after it.
51:58
I'm kind of giving Kate a little bit
52:00
of grief on that because...
52:03
It is tough.
52:04
That is a tough scheduling back to back
52:07
weekends.
52:08
There are very few athletes where that is
52:10
actually an advantage,
52:11
like a Jamie that likes to do like
52:14
more and more and more.
52:15
And the more she does,
52:16
the better she gets.
52:19
But yeah.
52:22
Um, and then at AI,
52:25
will I be ready for the open?
52:27
That is the plan.
52:28
It may be the ugliest damn open I've
52:30
ever done, but Hey, if I can breathe,
52:33
that's one step ahead of last year.
52:37
A big one.
52:38
Yeah.
52:39
A big one.
52:39
I don't know if y'all notice or not,
52:40
but breathing is fairly important to
52:44
fitness.
52:45
It is.
52:46
Well, just the life in general,
52:47
but especially the fitness.
52:50
The only thing that I'm worried about
52:51
about being ready for the open is for
52:53
the sarcoidosis are going to have to
52:56
reduce my immune system to get those cells
53:00
out of there.
53:01
And that's the only thing I'm worried
53:03
about.
53:04
Rightfully so.
53:05
But I'll know more once the biopsy is
53:07
done.
53:09
Kenneth,
53:10
I already know smoke on the water.
53:12
We ain't learning that again.
53:19
J.Y.
53:19
will be fine if he backs off.
53:21
Just got here.
53:23
I've done it a lot.
53:29
Mine is going to be so ugly.
53:32
No, it won't.
53:33
Larry, he beats himself up.
53:36
That dude is so impressive.
53:39
Terry, just catching up.
53:40
Scott, I'm not pompous.
53:41
I'm from Cleveland originally.
53:43
OSU is all I got.
53:46
listen terry i love you i love you
53:50
but here it is like i live in
53:53
columbus ohio i live ten minutes from the
53:56
stadium i have to hear it all the
53:59
time i actually used to like ohio state
54:02
before i moved here and the fans have
54:05
beaten it out of me
54:07
They have beaten me down to a point
54:09
where I just cannot stand it anymore.
54:12
And now I root against them every
54:15
opportunity I get.
54:16
And I was not that way for the
54:18
first ten years I lived here.
54:21
I was like,
54:21
if Penn State can't win it, go OSU.
54:24
But you guys have beat it out of
54:26
me.
54:26
I cannot,
54:28
cannot support the Buckeyes anymore.
54:31
I am done.
54:34
You guys suck.
54:35
And it's not the true fans.
54:36
It's the people who don't even watch the
54:39
game who then try to talk smack with
54:40
me at work on Monday.
54:43
Those people like have beat it out of
54:46
me.
54:46
That's the worst.
54:47
That's the worst.
54:50
Yeah.
54:53
Uh, Oh no.
54:55
Oh, H oh no.
54:56
Uh,
54:59
Let me address Larry real quick.
55:00
Like I said, pro nula,
55:03
my heart rate was hitting
55:05
one-seventy-five,
55:06
one-eight-five for ten minutes in a wide
55:07
yesterday.
55:09
Mine does that all the time.
55:11
Me too.
55:13
I will average.
55:15
That's not normal?
55:17
Yeah.
55:18
I don't understand what your problem is.
55:20
My brother was like,
55:21
that's pretty standard.
55:22
It's CrossFit.
55:23
Welcome to CrossFit, Larry.
55:25
That's actually what you're doing.
55:27
So,
55:28
Good job.
55:32
Keep it going.
55:32
I'm proud of you.
55:33
Yeah.
55:34
Yesterday I did our class like twenty
55:37
twenty six New Year's workout or whatever.
55:40
So partners starts off with the two
55:43
thousand and twenty six meter row.
55:45
Right.
55:46
Break it up however you want.
55:47
And there's twenty rounds of eleven total
55:49
bar,
55:50
twenty box jumps and twenty six kettlebell
55:54
swings.
55:55
And you just kind of bring it up
55:56
however you want the rest of the rest
55:57
of the time.
55:59
And I averaged average heart rate
56:02
yesterday was like one forty nine or one
56:05
fifty because it was rest in between
56:07
there.
56:07
And like my max hit one eighty seven.
56:10
So you'd be fine, Larry, honestly.
56:13
Vicky hits three pumps on the echo and
56:16
my, her heart rate hits one eighty five.
56:18
Listen, Vicky, if you watch Key and Peele,
56:21
like you're allowed two pumps, two pumps,
56:24
two pumps.
56:25
The third one,
56:26
you're going to get a penalty.
56:28
You're only allowed two pumps.
56:32
Did you see that Rico Dattle did that
56:36
in the end zone this year?
56:37
No, I did not.
56:39
That's hilarious.
56:39
He did two pumps, and everybody was like,
56:41
no, no, he can't do three.
56:43
And he got fined and flagged for it.
56:45
Because it's a bit.
56:47
That's not a real NFL rule.
56:48
That's hilarious.
56:48
Yeah.
56:55
You'll be fine, Vicky.
56:57
Stay on the bike.
56:57
I can send you some bike work.
56:59
We got an email company, baby.
57:00
That's all we do is bike work.
57:01
Well, it's not all we do,
57:02
but there's a lot of we do bike
57:03
work.
57:04
I rode the shit out of that thing
57:05
this morning.
57:08
Did you all watch the Good Sports thing?
57:10
So funny.
57:12
That's a Kevin Hart, Kenan Thompson thing,
57:14
right?
57:15
It's a new show they do,
57:17
like a comedy version of SportsCenter.
57:20
I did not, but what I did see...
57:23
Cause I didn't get to watch actually any
57:25
football yesterday.
57:26
I just caught up highlights.
57:28
Whoever decided it would be a good idea
57:30
to put the inflatable cereal bowl.
57:34
And that next to the end zone deserves
57:37
a raise and a bonus.
57:39
Holy smokes.
57:40
That was awesome.
57:42
It was the Tony, the tiger bowl.
57:44
Yeah.
57:46
And they were diving in and the inflatable
57:48
bowl,
57:49
Frosted Flake were flying.
57:50
We're just flying all over the place.
57:52
Oh, my God.
57:53
That was awesome.
57:53
Yeah, it was good.
57:54
That was good.
57:56
That was the highlight of the day
57:57
yesterday.
57:58
Dude, that's fun.
58:02
Bowl games are supposed to be – they're
58:04
serious.
58:04
Everybody wants to win,
58:06
but it's also a fun time.
58:08
The Pop-Tarts Bowl was hilarious with all
58:13
the extra shit that was going on when
58:16
they –
58:18
Which pot tart are you going to pick
58:19
to kill?
58:19
Because that's what was happening.
58:21
Dude.
58:21
Uh, Vicki says, LOL.
58:25
I've got ad Cal echo with burpees on
58:28
the two minutes today.
58:29
I'm a midget.
58:30
I hate echo bike.
58:31
My coach hates me.
58:33
And her coach is CJ, right?
58:34
It is.
58:38
Yeah.
58:38
I hear they hates everybody.
58:43
Mark.
58:46
The Duke's mayo bowl is tonight.
58:49
Hope they don't have a giant vat near
58:51
the end zone.
58:52
I did see someone like eat a scoop
58:55
of mayo after they won it a year
58:57
or two ago.
58:57
It was, yeah, it was bad.
59:01
That's terrible.
59:04
All right.
59:04
I truly have to go.
59:06
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59:07
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