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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show August 25th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Nobody's show. What is a juggalo?
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: Let me think for a second.
• 0:05
  Speaker 3: Well, oh, he gets butt naked. And then he walks
• 0:08
  Speaker 3: through the streets winking at freaks with a two-liter stuck
• 0:12
  Speaker 3: in his butt cheeks.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: What is a juggalo? He just don't care.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: Because he can give a fuck.
• 0:20
  Speaker 4: What a bitch thinks.
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: He telling that a butt stinks.
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: That's a lady that her butt stinks.
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: That's good stuff.
• 0:30
  Speaker 5: Well, Seabass made the pilgrimage once again to the gathering
• 0:35
  Speaker 5: of these juggalos.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: Juggalos, they are fans of Insane Clown Posse, the clown
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: raft group.
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: That you're listening to right now?
• 0:43
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: Insane Clown Posse.
• 0:45
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: And enjoying. Yeah.
• 0:50
  Speaker 5: That is a juggalo, but we're going to meet some
• 0:52
  Speaker 5: juggalos that Seabass found this year.
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: Now, new location.
• 0:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: Middle of nowhere, Missouri. And it was confirmed that they
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: got kicked out of the place they were going to,
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: which was a for real concert venue. It was an
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: outdoor camping concert venue, but like had a stage, had infrastructure,
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: but they kept on blowing up porta potties, tagging tents.
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: And so the end of the day, if you tack
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: on the overhead charge of $ 30, 000 for a Tents that
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: are destroyed, port-a-potties that are destroyed, et cetera.
• 1:18
  Speaker 4: Et cetera.
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: You got to move around. So they found this like
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: nature's retreat, middle of Missouri. It's about four miles off
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: the paved roads. So there's dust everywhere.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: So how did you get there? So you took a
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: plane to.
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: So I took a car from St. Louis to there,
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: which is about three plus hours.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: And that was the closest major city. I guess technically Springfield,
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: Missouri is like an hour and a half. But then
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: they dropped you off where? So then- It's a, it's,
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: it's a real nature's retreat. That's designed for people to
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: camp sort of, and you drive off the road on this, like,
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: you know, that hard pack gravel stuff for four hours
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: and you just find parking. They kind of got in
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: the grass.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully you don't get stuck.
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they have designated areas, but you kind of got
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: to see what you can find essentially. Um, And then
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: you walk around, they brought some stages. It was very dark.
• 2:08
  Speaker 4: Is it fenced off? Is it a defined space?
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it's fenced off by nature.
• 2:13
  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 2: This was so far out of the way.
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  Speaker 1: A bunch of nothingness.
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: You could have, because it was attached to a creek,
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: because this is south of Lake of the Ozarks, you
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: could have floated onto the property if you wanted to.
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: Just float it.
• 2:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: From upstream.
• 2:24
  Speaker 4: Float on it.
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: It was very dark. They didn't have just the generic...
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: big lights you would have at any kind of even
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: outdoor concert area. So yeah, it was very hilly. Your
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: life is in your own hands when you go there.
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: And it doesn't help that you guys make fun of
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: the Juggalos. Because when I showed up on site, in
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: the first hour, I had not one, but two people
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: come up to me and say they saw our video
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: from last year. And it was me making fun of Juggalos.
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: And that's a bad place to be in when you
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: got nowhere to go and no one to protect you
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: and 10,000 Juggalos who might.
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  Speaker 4: Not like you.
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: Thankfully. Oh, you didn't go with the crew or anything? Thankfully,
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: I'm out in these streets and I can handle myself.
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: And I had to point out very specifically that I
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: love juggalos.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: These jerks might not.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: But I am a fan of you. I love talking
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: to you. I love letting you speak for yourselves.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: Now, these jerks on The Woody Show, I cannot be
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: held accountable for them.
• 3:23
  Speaker 4: Guilty by association.
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: But as you can tell, I survived and made it back.
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: So what you're doing by bringing this to people like
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: us is raising awareness.
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  Speaker 7: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And celebrating.
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: I know that you guys might hate on it, but
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: there might be people listening who are like, you know what?
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: I like that. That seems like fun.
• 3:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So don't get confused, juggalos. I am your friend. Oh, yeah.
• 3:45
  Speaker 5: What do you love Cypress Hill and Beastie Boys? How
• 3:47
  Speaker 5: is ICP not in his wheelhouse? Wow, that's a really terrible..
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, you can play another song. You can play
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: Hocus Pocus.
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: All right, this is ICP Hocus Pocus.
• 3:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, that just sounds crazy. That kind of sounds like
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: Cypress Hill. Sonically?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sonically, sure.
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: What are they talking about, number one?
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  Speaker 2: Soft drinks and fat chicks.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Number two, the whole, like, clown makeup.
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  Speaker 2: Abracadabra.
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  Speaker 5: You got a bunch of, like, you know, grown-ass men
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  Speaker 5: running around thinking that they're actual, like.
• 4:29
  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Murderous clowns.
• 4:30
  Speaker 5: Murderous clowns with their hatchet man tattoos and everything else.
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  Speaker 5: That's the silly part.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: That's the fun part. Cybercell likes weed.
• 4:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, Seabass, you're a major fan. What's your favorite song?
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: Can you quote some lyrics for me? Well, I love
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: Juggalo Island, actually, Menace. It's about what would happen... It's
• 4:52
  Speaker 2: the gathering of juggalos. If you put all the juggalos
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: on an island, what would they do together?
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  Speaker 4: Sounds like a good idea.
• 4:55
  Speaker 2: I got my toes in the sand watching hoes play volleyball.
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  Speaker 4: It's summertime and I'm feeling jolly.
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: All food on the fire.
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  Speaker 3: Boats in the water and taking time off for my
• 5:04
  Speaker 3: cereal spotter and here for the weekend.
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: Me and these friends.
• 5:08
  Speaker 4: Sunny sunshine. Blue skies never end. There's a mermaid.
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: So that's dirty heads-ish.
• 5:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: Took a break from his slaughtering. Normally he's out murdering people.
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: But now he's just having food, chilling on Juggalo Island.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 5:23
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: It's like cake by the.
• 5:25
  Speaker 4: Ocean, you know?
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 5:27
  Speaker 4: It evokes like sunsets. Yeah. Beach life. Thank you.
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: Are we becoming fans? How many people died this year?
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, there was a couple of overdoses. I don't think deaths, though.
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  Speaker 2: The biggest headline from this year's gathering of the Juggalos,
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: major drug busts.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: And you could probably thank the flock cameras as well
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  Speaker 2: as people bragging online.
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  Speaker 4: Weak.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's the headline. Let's search Juggalo arrest. It was
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: hundreds of pounds of weed, mushrooms and pills and other
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: kinds of stuff. And they got all these guys– the
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: Missouri police were ready. They got these guys coming in.
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: And that's all I saw in the juggalos. There's a big–
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: when you pull in, when you pull off the paved road,
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: there were half a dozen cop cars, fire trucks.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Because they knew we're going to get overdoses and we're
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: going to get drugs. And they were pulling people over left–
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: you leave after dark, probably getting pulled over. In fact,
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: I just texted you guys a story from a man who–
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: he's mad because he– well, not mad. He's sad because
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: he left Saturday night, got arrested. And all his stuff
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: got left at his campsite.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: So he's asking for folks to, like, find it and
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: give it back to him. Didn't say what he got
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: arrested for. Anything Juggalo-like. Drugs, probably. Warrants, et cetera, et cetera.
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  Speaker 2: But they caught these people coming in because the flock
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  Speaker 2: cameras caught them all. They're like, oh, we know who
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: we're looking for. We know this guy's a dealer. And
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: the dude's had, like, literally hundreds of pounds. What the
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: blunt man had is he would– apparently he would take, like, just, like, whatever, hemp,
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: spray it with cannabinoids. and then sell those joints for
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: like five bucks or whatever. But he had hundreds, that's
• 6:55
  Speaker 2: how he had hundreds of pounds of stuff, mushrooms too.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: What was the guy that we talked about, Bluntman?
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  Speaker 2: That's Bluntman, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That was the same guy?
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the guy that he put a cameo in
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  Speaker 2: for Violent J to advertise. And people advertised his weed.
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  Speaker 2: People were like, hey, Juggalo, hey, Dummy, hey, Violent J
• 7:11
  Speaker 2: of the Insane Clown Posse. If you're advertising weed and
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: this guy's trafficking weed into your festival, guess.
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: What you might be?
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: An accessory. An accessory as Rico stuff. That's serious bad
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: things that could happen.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because like this guy, he got busted. You know,
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: he was pulling a camper.
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  Speaker 5: Full of drugs oh yeah like 120 some pounds.
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: Of pre-rolled joint well joints yeah i mean again he
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: uses like it's this weird spray stuff that's probably k2
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: or something who knows yeah no because weed's legal in
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: missouri but not to not that not not that much
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: and there's a distributor and this synthetic cannabinoid stuff Yeah.
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: So anyway, that was fun.
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  Speaker 5: And Seabass was there to talk to some of the
• 7:53
  Speaker 5: juggalos on site, capture some of the happenings.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of butthole displays. A lot of fights.
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  Speaker 5: I saw one photo that Seabass sent over. Some chick
• 8:02
  Speaker 5: was on stage showing off her butthole.
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  Speaker 2: As you do.
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which is cool.
• 8:07
  Speaker 5: And we're going to meet some of these juggalos from
• 8:10
  Speaker 5: the gathering that Seabass ran into next year on.
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. Strong enough for a man, but made
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: for a woman.
• 8:16
  Speaker 4: Menace. Menace.
• 8:17
  Speaker 5: Menace has been a supporter of using women's deodorant as
• 8:20
  Speaker 5: long as I've known him.
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: He uses women's deodorant.
• 8:22
  Speaker 7: What?
• 8:22
  Speaker 5: It feels better on my skin.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: You see?
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like men's deodorant is like sticky.
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 8:30
  Speaker 5: All right, well, let's meet some of these individuals that
• 8:35
  Speaker 5: Seabass met at the 2026 Gathering of the Juggalos there
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  Speaker 5: in Missouri.
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: Now, you didn't camp there. You were staying off-site.
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: Right, because I have camped before, and it is just chaos.
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: It's noise. I wouldn't sleep. Personally, I'd be afraid that, again,
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: someone didn't like me, followed me back to my car
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  Speaker 2: and busted out the windows, took all my stuff. That
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: would be a very real threat of mine.
• 9:01
  Speaker 5: Your car was fine when you— Left it there to
• 9:06
  Speaker 5: go cover things during the day. Yeah, because I parked
• 9:09
  Speaker 5: in the parking area.
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: Many people were getting towed because it wasn't big enough
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: for everybody. I do hope you got the insurance, though.
• 9:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: That would be a must in that situation.
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: I saw several people walking that four-mile dirt road back
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: to the highway. And I sent you guys a text
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: earlier about a couple that got left there. And the
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: person they were going to go back with left them.
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: They lived in Washington State. And you're, again, you're an
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: hour and a half from the closest Greyhound station. So
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: what are you doing? There's no Ubers in that area.
• 9:41
  Speaker 4: Anyway, so.
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: So who's this first person?
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: This lady, she was part of the Miss Juggalette pageant.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: Her name is Xunique13. That's her only fans and Twitter handle.
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: And when you go to the Miss Juggalette pageant, anybody
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: can do it. If you're a lady, you have a talent.
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: And ex-unique's talent was she made a sandwich on stage.
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: She's going to tell us about that.
• 10:02
  Speaker 8: I made a sandwich with my ass.
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: Walk us through the process for that.
• 10:07
  Speaker 8: So I made my own jelly by sticking grapes in
• 10:10
  Speaker 8: my ass. And I had peanut butter on my ass cheeks,
• 10:13
  Speaker 8: which I like spread with the bread and I sat
• 10:17
  Speaker 8: on it and I squeezed that jelly from my lips.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: What?
• 10:20
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: And she's not, she's not like exaggerating.
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: She did it in front of a couple hundred juggalos
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  Speaker 2: on a stage.
• 10:28
  Speaker 4: Classy.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: Again, grapes.
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: And then did she eat it?
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: In a moment, I'll tell you about that, Greg. So, again,
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: grapes up front, grape jelly up front, peanut butter in
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: the back, and then the bread was on the stage,
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: and she kind of deposited everything on the bread.
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: Deposited it.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's a show.
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: I would watch that.
• 10:48
  Speaker 5: How much is a ticket for the gathering? Like 300
• 10:51
  Speaker 5: bucks for the weekend.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: That's five days.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: That's money well spent. Let's go.
• 10:56
  Speaker 5: Now, Has AI done, like, an analysis on the average
• 11:01
  Speaker 5: lifespan of these people?
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: Of the juggalos?
• 11:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: I would say, to answer that question, the median age
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: for women is probably 28. For men, it's probably 40.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: All right, so she made a sandwich with her ass.
• 11:13
  Speaker 5: Her own jelly, peanut butter on her ass cheeks. Spread it,
• 11:17
  Speaker 5: mashed it, and then squirted the jelly from, you know.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: Did she eat it?
• 11:21
  Speaker 4: I would think so.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: Let's find out.
• 11:22
  Speaker 4: Excuse me.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: A lot of weed smoke right here. Anyways, pardon me.
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: So you ate your sandwich.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: I did. And then you threw part of it in
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: the crowd, too.
• 11:31
  Speaker 8: I hope someone ate it. It's a little tart.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: What would be your recommendation or advice if they want
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: to maybe participate in future years?
• 11:37
  Speaker 8: Talk to the girls. They'll boost you up. Also, like,
• 11:40
  Speaker 8: if you tell all the hot bitches you're going to
• 11:41
  Speaker 8: do something, you have to do it. Like, I was
• 11:44
  Speaker 8: only going to put three grapes in my a * *, but, like,
• 11:46
  Speaker 8: I talked to too many hot bitches, and so I
• 11:47
  Speaker 8: put five.
• 11:48
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: It's a very supportive crew.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: They make each other better. That's some dude's daughter.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: That's the thing about the Juggalo.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: How scary.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: There's plenty of bands and stuff, but you could become
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: part of the show. Any ladies, any one of you
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: could go up there and do that or something similar.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Juggalo's got talent.
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: You got this. There are lots of those shows. So
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: another lady I saw, she also, a lot of butt stuff.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: You don't say. She had a lighted up musical instrument
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: in her butt cheeks. Yeah, she called herself the candy ma'am.
• 12:22
  Speaker 7: I'm the candy ma'am. I'm here selling candy. Come get
• 12:25
  Speaker 7: your bracelets, earrings. I twerk with a tambourine between my
• 12:28
  Speaker 7: ass cheeks.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: Is it in there between the, you got some like
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: mesh stockings on?
• 12:35
  Speaker 7: I ripped a hole in my stockings on accident. And
• 12:37
  Speaker 7: I kept saying I was going to shake my ass
• 12:39
  Speaker 7: with a tambourine between my cheeks.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: So I decided to do it.
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, cool.
• 12:42
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: See, dreams do come true.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: Same thing. I said it and it happened. I manifested it.
• 12:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: See Morgan, you can do it.
• 12:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: That's her reality.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: The obsession with the ass and the b-hole is baffling.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: It's very Freudian, the gathering. Yeah, because guys and girls,
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: everything's going somewhere near the butt somehow.
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: Have you met the band?
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think that I... You know, I tried to
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: get them in studio when they were touring the area,
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: but no, I've never met them in person.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: Because behind the scenes, do you think that they buy
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: the hype, or do you think they are laughing at
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: these people?
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, they think these people are disgusting. So, randomly, I
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: knew a couple that worked for them, but they only
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: hire people that are not fans. Yeah, same with Dolly.
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: But I'm wondering if they're fans of their own..
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: Are they laughing with them or at them?
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: Or do you think they're sitting there thinking, oh, my God,
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: these suckers.
• 13:31
  Speaker 5: By not hiring fans, that tells me that they know
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: that those people are crazy, undesirable.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Not employable.
• 13:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: And so they told me that in the office.
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: It was, like, very normal. Normal. Yeah.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: But, I mean, they didn't start singing all these songs
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: about death and clowns and whatever out of nowhere. Yeah.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: I decided to appeal to them at some point in
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: the 90s.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: Anyway. So I always ask up these people who are
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: out there, like, what are some of the coolest things
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: you've seen?
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: All right, this is a candy man still.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Besides your cool tambourine shaking, what's like the neatest thing
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: you've seen at the gathering?
• 13:59
  Speaker 7: I've done some crazy. I drank beer and vodka and
• 14:04
  Speaker 7: Jack Daniels off of chicks.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, how'd that happen?
• 14:08
  Speaker 7: Well, I brought a jar of peanut butter and I
• 14:10
  Speaker 7: asked my boyfriend, I said, can I lick peanut butter
• 14:13
  Speaker 7: off a hot chick's ass while we're here? And he said, yeah.
• 14:17
  Speaker 7: But when I found the chick, I didn't have the
• 14:19
  Speaker 7: peanut butter.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: So we resorted to alcohol.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 14:23
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: I like the consensualness in their relationship.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Can I lick peanut butter off this tree?
• 14:28
  Speaker 6: He said, yeah.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: What about that guy that you sent us the picture of?
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: The guy was covered in peanut butter.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: That guy was revolting. I don't know why he did
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: what he did. He was fully covered in peanut butter.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: He had his hand in a jar of peanut butter.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: He then stuck bread to his body.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he called himself Peanut Butter Man.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the name. And then there's video of him
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: later washing off in the creek. Does he love ants
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: and mosquitoes and flies?
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know if that was part of a talent contest.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: Imagine who had to ride the Greyhound next to him.
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: Just getting a whiff of like, Peanut butter sandwich.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Peanut butter and stank.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and body odor.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's strange because usually when I go to the gathering,
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: I'll stop at the local Walmart and you'll see, oh,
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: those are some juggalos that are here. But again, this
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: is so in the middle of nowhere.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know where these people were. I don't know
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: how they got there.
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: Are they legit bathed in the creek?
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: It sounds.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Like you're judging.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, so sad.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: We're going to meet some more people.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: From the gathering of the Juggalos 2026. Seabass was on
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: the scene. As you can hear, it was quite the scene.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Butt sandwiches.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Butt sandwiches.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Front sandwiches.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: He was with fellow fans.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Front juggling. We've been saying. This rules.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: The boy doesn't want to have sex.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: You got to put your mouth on.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, that is quite impressive. Quite, quite, quite impressive.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Look at that. Oh, that's lovely.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Talk about an education.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: This person says, everything I know about juggalos is thanks
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: to Seabass.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's great.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Because it's one thing to just hear about it, but
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: to actually get from their mouths and the actual experience
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: and the sights and sounds and smells and tastes.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: This other one says, I started a new job this year,
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: and I asked one of the guys about his Rick.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: And Morty tattoo.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: He told me it's a hatchet man from ICP, but
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: he has to get it covered up. So I asked
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: if he's not a juggalo anymore.
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: Nope.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: That's a condition of his release from prison.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: That's awesome. To get that covered up.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Well, that was the whole are they a gang thing.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: But I mean, I would think you could like listen
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: to their music.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Well, we were talking about these different people.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: The one chick that was making peanut butter sandwiches with
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: her butt and then peanut butter man. who then Seabass
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: said was, you know, he covered in peanut butter and
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: sticking bread to himself.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: And he was bathing in the river, which really, really
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: upset Greg.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: It depresses me.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: What is it that upsets you so much about the
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: idea of bathing in a river?
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: What about it?
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Or a stream.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Doesn't upset me.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: It's not my preferred way to bathe, but you seem
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: truly revolted by the idea of it.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: It's such a downfall of humanity. It's so sad. It
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: makes me instantly depressed, just the visual of it. And
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: then I'm asking Seabass, do they legit bathe in the creek? Yeah,
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: they do. It's awful. It's not the same as in
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: the summertime and it's hot out and you happen to
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: go swimming that day. So maybe you skip your shower.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: This is so vastly different. You're bathing in a creek
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: because you smeared peanut butter on yourself. It's so weird
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: and depressing.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: That's not even all of it. So part of the
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: reason some people had to bathe in the creek is
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: because the limited shower facilities like camp style, festival style
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: showers didn't work. I talked to one of the guys
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: in operations there. He said, yeah, the female showers are
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: closed because someone poured kitty litter down the drain.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: And that's the women's showers.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I told you the first year I went in like 2012,
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I walked into, yeah, like a campsite style, you know,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: cinder block shower thing.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Every square inch of that wall had human feces.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Animals.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Which is why they have to move because they get
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: kicked out of these places.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: And then you bathe in a creek.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: All right, who else did you meet here at the
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Gathering of the Juggalos?
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: These are some Gen 2 Juggalos. ICP's been around for
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: over 30 years now, so there are plenty of kids
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: out there. And these two, Henry and Aurelia.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: They're boyfriend and girlfriend. Yeah, they're 19. Their parents are 29.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: My parents have been juggalos ever since they were little kids.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: Like my dad would listen to ICP since he was
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: like 13. And they grew me up listening to their music.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: And so I've pretty much been running with the hatchet
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: my whole life.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: There have been weddings at the gathering. Would you guys
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: be up to a gathering wedding someday in the future?
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Maybe in the future, yeah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Definitely. What would be your ring at the gathering?
• 18:52
  Speaker 9: Something blue, like a blue jewel of some sort, because
• 18:54
  Speaker 9: my favorite color is blue.
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: And it's the same color as her eyes, so..
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: Aww.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: You got me there.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I don't look at girls in the face, typically, so
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: good for you.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Wait, 19, you said?
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: I mean, ish.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Sounds like 80. Oh, the guy?
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Well, his parents did grow him up on the juggalo.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: They did.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Again, what a bummer that somebody's, some dude's daughter right there.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: She's with the boyfriend at the gathering of the juggalos.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: I bet your dad doesn't even know.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: No, dad loves it. He's a juggalo.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: No, her dad. No, no.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Both are Gen 2 juggalos.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, both of them.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: That's why it's so sweet. It's a match made in heaven.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: That's why it's so sweet.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: She wants to be married at the gathering.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Tradition.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Family tradition. Now, these two got there super early. Again,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: you can get there probably goes through Saturday night into
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Sunday morning. You can get there like Tuesday or Wednesday. Well,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: because this is such a small out of the way
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: like campground area and there's literally to get in there's
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: a one lane bridge that has no guardrails like if
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: you're if your tire goes off in the creek uh
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: so it's it that's that's a choke point it's hard
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: to get all those vehicles in even if you're sleeping
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: in your car and so uh henry and aurelia had
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: to be with their parents in the parking lot for
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: about a day and a half uh And they were
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: searching vehicles while they were there.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: The people comes up to our car and like, so
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: we're going to go through our stuff real quick. We're
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: not really too interested on anything too illegal or whatnot.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: He was searching for an octopus, a dead octopus or squid,
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: because last year somebody threw one up on the stage
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: and hit somebody.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: There's a naked man right there.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we got a naked guy right over here.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Hey, whoop, whoop! So that's, he's true. They were searching cars.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: I saw some videos. A lot of nitrous got confiscated. Now,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: don't worry. People were still doing tons of whippets there,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: but it did get caught. And yeah, and I talked
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: to this guy in years past. They have something called
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: the trash fight we've discussed.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: And this one guy from Massachusetts, Sammy, he and his
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: wife would bring dead sea life. I think if you
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: recall last year, Big Jay Oakerson was talking about that.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Some girl at the Miss Jolette contest. was hit by
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: a squid, like in the head. Oh my God. So
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: they were really searching.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not alive. It's already dead.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you care? But they were searching cars
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: for dead sea animals because people throw them at other
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: people on stage.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: So they pack these things to bring with them. Like
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: this is a legit. you know, choice.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Do you have a pair of shorts?
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Flip-flops, sunglasses, toothbrush. Dead sea life.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: A bunch of synthetic weed.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Now, of course, Henry and Aurelia, what are they seeing
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: at the gathering?
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: Watch out for any dollars you see on the ground.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Don't pick it up.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, don't touch any money. Yeah, because people like to
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: wipe their asses with money and then just leave it
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: on the ground and just watch and see if people
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: come to pick it up.
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: And keep in mind, on the last day of the gathering,
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: you're more than likely going to see a port-a-potty blow up.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Keep that in mind.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, poop dollars are very, very infamous.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Using money for toilet paper? They're such ballers.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Well, but it's also a prank, Greg. They're just pranking.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: That's pretty funny.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: And a lot of the jugglers don't care, by the way. Dollar?
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Pooch? Why would they care?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go. So that's, again, little sweethearts.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Somebody on the text said, did you hear about the
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: girl that stapled her thang together? And then there was
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: a guy who stapled his ball sack to his leg,
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: and he won whatever that competition was. Is there a
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: stapling competition?
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: So there are a lot of competitions, as you heard.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: There's Miss Juggalette. There's the wet t-shirt contest, which is
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: basically just a live sex show. Women are up there
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: doing things to each other. And there's Queen of Cheeks,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: which is for butts. By the way, Miss Juggalette, Queen
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: of Cheeks, and wet t-shirt are all basically the same thing.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Just get naked and show your Things to people.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: There's a Mr.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Juggalit pageant. That's probably what he's talking about here. Because
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: that's an old Steve-O bit, stapling your sack to things.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: They call it, I think, the Batman or something like that.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Right, right, right.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know about the girl that staples her thing together. Oh,
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: and there's a stunt show. There's this group that's like-
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: It's all a stunt show.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Stapled her drapes shut or something.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: There's a group of, basically, they want to be jackasses,
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: and they just hit each other with light bulbs and staples.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Weed whackers to the sack and all that stuff. So
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: they bring weed whackers, they bring the light bulbs just
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: so they can smack and fight.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Each other with them?
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Right, falling on barbed wire, all that stuff.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Dead fish.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: There's always something going on.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: All right, so you got time to introduce us to
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: one more person that you ran into in the 2026
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Gathering of the Juggalos.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: This guy was cool. He was themed. He went to
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: the Juggalo Gathering dressed as a comedic superhero from In
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Living Color.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: Oh, man.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: What? Oh, I know.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Genie is like a handyman.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, I was. I was. No, no.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Blank Man, who was, I guess, a spit. He was
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: a movie.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Okay, okay.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I'm Blank Man. I'm a crime fighter.
• 23:43
  Speaker 9: I see what I did is I created this liquid
• 23:45
  Speaker 9: that makes things bulletproof, and I went home, and I
• 23:48
  Speaker 9: got some curtains from my grandma's place, and I put
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: on my pajamas, and now I'm bulletproof. As long as
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: you don't aim for the head.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: So, Blank Man, why'd you come to the Gathering of
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: the Juggalos this year?
• 23:59
  Speaker 9: To fight crime and look for evildoers.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: But now, the Juggalo's all about family, right? There's no
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: crime here.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: You want to know why?
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Blank Man!
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Sounds like Cameron Hanks.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, it is family, man.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Family!
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I didn't know this. But the movie Blank Man was
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: going to be Handyman from In Living Color, which is
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: a handicapped superhero. But apparently it was just a little
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: too off-putting. So they had to tone it down. Poor
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Damon Wayans. Well, he got a movie out of it.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: So again, Ask Blank Man. What do you see in here?
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be checking out Sarah Sherman. Then after
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: that's the lingerie contest. I'm hoping there's some damsels in distresses.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm going to take back to my secret lair.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: There's the queen of cheeks contest. Then there's a hot
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: wing eating contest. There's a whole bunch.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Of going down. Yeah.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: And he mentioned Sarah Sherman.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Of Saturday night live. She was there. Oh, hell yeah.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Because she kind of dresses like.
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: And if you look, she has a comedy special, I
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: think on HBO right now, where. Her stuff is very.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Gross, horror-based.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's like gross out humor. Cartoon. And so you
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: get that a lot. You get, you get.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Did she staple her thing together?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I saw her backstage hanging out. She was, she was,
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: but you get that people who are like in their,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: their normies, but they want to experience it once. A
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: lot of comedians do it too. Ron Jeremy was there
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: one year, RIP. So it happens. You get some mainstream,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I guess, curiosity of the gathering.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Does ICP themselves just kind of swoop in at the
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: last second, do their.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Set, and then.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Loop it? Or do they kind of hang out?
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Actually, Greg, this is why you want to go to
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: the gathering. Because they typically do a headlining set on Saturday,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: but also on Thursday. And it's a totally different show.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: And they do a meet and greet for VIPs. It's
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: like $ 150. You get a little photo with them. Wow.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: And they'll... Shaggy Too Dope does like a free hot
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: dog grilling thing one day just to give out to
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: the poor-alos. Or the struggle-alos, as they say. Struggle-alos!
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: They're so accessible.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Well, family does look after each other. And what?
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: And they do a seminar each year, or they did
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: a seminar each year where they talk about the year
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: upcoming and juggaloness. But unfortunately, people use the seminar to
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: gather and have the trash fight with the dead squid,
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: dead octopuses. And this year, for the first time ever,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: they canceled the seminar because they couldn't control the trash fight.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: Aww.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: You're going to have nice things.
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Well, Seabass, I agree with the text. You survived the insanity.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I can't fathom the ish you endured.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Well, again, I might have got my ass kicked thanks
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: to you guys. But luckily, Juggalos know that I'm pure
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: of heart. That's true.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I mean, true allies.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: A true investigative reporter.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: There he is.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Gathering of Juggalos recap from the latest outing.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: All right. We're going to take a quick break.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: And a shower.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: And in the river. More Woody shows next.
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: Hang on.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: More Woody show next.