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OUTRO: Young Love · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you men bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram YouTube and ticked off four raw dogging for
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  Speaker 2: to sit every weekday on Radioca.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Fellaws, something shocking happened to me this afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it looked dodgy, didn't it. Just then? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that actually wasn't what it was true story this.
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  Speaker 3: I walked into the office, get a fellas, went to
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  Speaker 3: go into Studio B.
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  Speaker 1: And who was in Studio B?
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  Speaker 2: Probably pugs On.
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  Speaker 3: I had on with his lovely, lovely partner all right,
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  Speaker 3: back off right, and they were passion and I stopped
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  Speaker 3: in my tracks and they were so into it.
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  Speaker 1: I just swiveled around, fells really and walked straight out again.
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  Speaker 3: I nearly went, hey, come on, get a room, but
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  Speaker 3: they were already in a room.
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  Speaker 4: But also, if I see, especially the throes of young love,
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  Speaker 4: you know that's going to fizzle out big time. We
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  Speaker 4: all know that. If I see people doing that, go
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  Speaker 4: for it, that's great.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it just shocks me. I mean, it's not Maggie
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  Speaker 3: at the front, please.
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking at Yeah, but you were nodding towards someone else.
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  Speaker 3: To Pugs It's just not something you've seen in the workplace.
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  Speaker 2: That's all it's not, And I think you should should
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  Speaker 2: be compulsory. Every day you spin a wheel.
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  Speaker 4: You have to randomly pash a piece, supposing that we
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  Speaker 4: all play spin the bottle every day?
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  Speaker 2: Keen, see what's having the key hiding there because of you?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 2: The fun you talking? I don't even see what you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about.
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  Speaker 1: That is it weird that I was turned on by it?
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  Speaker 1: What Pugs?
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  Speaker 2: And was it passionate? But was it? Was it passion yes?
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  Speaker 2: Did you? Did you feel a little moved man? And
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  Speaker 2: your heart?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: In my heart?
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  Speaker 1: In my heart? Definitely not a flicker anywhere else?
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  Speaker 2: Was it was her back to you?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Where were Pugs's hands around her waist?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: You actually around it? Yeah? Around her back?
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  Speaker 2: Wow, like a full blown come hither. I'm gonna how
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  Speaker 2: we got it? Yeah? Far out? How long were we
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  Speaker 2: going to do this? I just think it's amazing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I think if it's all we talk about, then Pugs
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  Speaker 2: is going to have to clip it up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, we got to play it on the
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  Speaker 4: show You Love Them? Because yeah, I haven't like pashed
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  Speaker 4: passionately like that? Because how long were you watching for
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  Speaker 4: thirty seconds. And was your initial instinct anger jealousy? No,
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  Speaker 4: it was surprise because you came out fuman.
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  Speaker 3: I was angry that they kept going on with it
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  Speaker 3: while I was standing there just watching them.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, far worst things have happened in this building.
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  Speaker 2: That's true. I know for a fact have definitely happened.
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  Speaker 2: You have to tell me about those. Yeah, you're not
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  Speaker 2: here though, I feelers no you can.
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  Speaker 1: I'm keen to know. I mean, I want to know
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  Speaker 1: what goes on in the building.
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  Speaker 2: All right, fine, you want to know one. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: a definite one. Yes, Prebs.
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  Speaker 4: Had a banana, had and a cup of at three
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  Speaker 4: on the Dot every day. No Prebs in the B
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  Speaker 4: studio hammer and tongs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah with oh CAZy, with me taking a look a
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  Speaker 2: cham Yeah man.
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  Speaker 3: Good well, I mean that's just standard practice. Look at
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  Speaker 3: this cat with us cool glasses. That's just standard practice.
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  Speaker 3: When you join Hodakis old Prebenator gives you a good scene.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, get a scene.
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  Speaker 2: To the whole archy.
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  Speaker 4: Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarkymember They
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  Speaker 4: Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if Prebs ever listens to this.
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  Speaker 4: No, if you picture just the loveliest, quietest guy ever,
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  Speaker 4: that's Preb's voice of gold.
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  Speaker 3: But I think he just sets chills out at home,
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  Speaker 3: eats fruit and listens to.
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  Speaker 2: Music fucking oath he does.
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  Speaker 4: He's listening hours were two hundred and forty thousand hours
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  Speaker 4: or something. Mine were nineteen thousand, yeah, for the whole year, right,
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  Speaker 4: and his were two hundred and forty thousand. Right.
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  Speaker 2: He is constantly.
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  Speaker 4: I think he averaged music being on seven hours a
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  Speaker 4: day or something longer than that. Yeah, good on him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: he fucking and his top artists were all Kiwi artists.
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  Speaker 2: What a bagbone?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah today but no, no, it's yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think I was like seventeen or eighteen thousand, which
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  Speaker 3: is pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not bad.
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  Speaker 2: It's all right. I've got no idea and I've got
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  Speaker 2: no idea how to find it either. Hey, something came.
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  Speaker 2: That's that somebody I've never heard of. Good? A new
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  Speaker 2: album at Fellers? Yeah good, So that's good. What's happening
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  Speaker 2: for the weekend? Assholes?
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  Speaker 4: Going to christ chitch Man? Oh yeah, I've got so.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a bit of a dilemma. Lucy's parents house
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  Speaker 4: which we're going to. It is fifty minutes away from
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  Speaker 4: downtown christ Church fifty and I've got golf and I
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  Speaker 4: need to be there at eight am tomorrow morning. Right,
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  Speaker 4: And Lucy's been working a lot late late as well.
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  Speaker 4: She's she's been pretty full on last you know, couple
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  Speaker 4: of weeks. She's been tired, and I now have to
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  Speaker 4: be like, hey, can you drop me off at golf
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  Speaker 4: at like seven thirty.
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  Speaker 2: So it'd be interesting to see what she says to that. So,
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  Speaker 2: what you're going to play golf and then you get
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  Speaker 2: on the purse or something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, afterwards with her and her mates and partner. So
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  Speaker 4: I'm playing golf with all the partners, right, but the
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  Speaker 4: only time she's going to need the car. So, but
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  Speaker 4: there's only two cars, ones who mum's ones who dads.
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  Speaker 4: So it's a bit of a dilemma there, Jaceent, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: of a dilemma.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 3: That's great stuff though, what minutes, Oh that's good twenty
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  Speaker 3: seven thousand.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not surprised at you're the most because you're always
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  Speaker 4: listening to tunes in that when your head phone tune.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good tune stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I've got one of those weekends where I spoke to
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  Speaker 3: my wife today and it was like what are you
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  Speaker 3: planning this week?
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  Speaker 1: You got anything on? Which is what I always do
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  Speaker 1: on a Friday.
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  Speaker 3: And then she goes, yeah, we've got the bang bang
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  Speaker 3: bang and the bang bang bang and the bang bang bang,
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, fuck do we Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Damn it, I've got a I've got my sister's coming
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  Speaker 2: to stay x because my daughter has got a ballet
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  Speaker 2: recital and she's got a big ballet concert at the
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  Speaker 2: Bruce Mason. So it's a big, big, big production. The
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  Speaker 2: dress is pretty amazing, and so my sister's coming up,
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  Speaker 2: She's coming up tomorrow. However, I forgot that I've got
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  Speaker 2: a barbecue to go to right which is going to
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  Speaker 2: be a monumental pess up that sounds sick. And then
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  Speaker 2: the next morning, I've got my daughter's ballet. Oh what
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  Speaker 2: are you planning here? Because look, i'd like to say,
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  Speaker 2: there are two ways. I'd like to say. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to be responsible, go and pick up my sister when
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  Speaker 2: she arrives, and then go home. But nah, sort of
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  Speaker 2: the week off, head Fellers. I think I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: get on it. Okay, you know what I mean. Sure,
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  Speaker 2: But given it starts at two, let's be honest, it's
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  Speaker 2: not I'm not going to be in bed by teen. Yeah. Nah,
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking big there, but it's not gonna. Is
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  Speaker 2: your sister Mogi Mogi? Yeah? What's it?
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  Speaker 1: Is?
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  Speaker 2: She a Mogi? She is a Moogi? Yeah? Okay? Does
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  Speaker 2: she like having a drink? Darries? Yes, she's on the dart.
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  Speaker 2: She is on the darts. She's thirty three. Oh wow
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  Speaker 2: really yeah, it's my dad got a new relationship. So yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you guys get one your age gap. Yeah, she's a backbone,
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  Speaker 2: she's a backbone. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm predicting a dusty Monday for Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're probably going to be right. So your
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  Speaker 2: sister is younger than me, Yes, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, she is far out family's keys.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, her birthday is in a week. That's good
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  Speaker 2: remembering Phils, Thanks Phils. No worries would have got me
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  Speaker 2: in trouble because your eldest, Jase is twenty nine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my eldest.
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  Speaker 3: I was suddenly going, yes about this month turns thirty?
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  Speaker 4: Right, thirty, and then you're young sixteen seventeen seven?
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  Speaker 2: Right, okay, so it's not far off thirteen years.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we had a big and it wasn't even a
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  Speaker 3: planned big break.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you never planned anything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be a fear assumption.
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  Speaker 3: We've always felt slightly bad about that because she she
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  Speaker 3: my youngest is almost like an only child.
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  Speaker 2: Well I've got only troll.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they hang out, Mogie and your youngest.
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  Speaker 3: Whereas all my other girls, they were all in the
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  Speaker 3: cluster and so they got to, you know, annoy the
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  Speaker 3: shit out of each other and do sisterly things. Whereas
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  Speaker 3: my youngest, Yeah, they all sort of pissed off by
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  Speaker 3: the time she started growing up.
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  Speaker 4: The thing with girls rise was this same with you.
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  Speaker 4: Lucy and her younger sister when Lucy was a teenager.
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  Speaker 2: This is my wife. Yeah, I know who Lucy is. Man.
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  Speaker 4: Just for the listeners, man, oh yeah, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: People listen to this man. She fucking hated her younger
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  Speaker 4: sister when she was a teenager because she, like, I
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  Speaker 4: think they were sharing a room for a bit or
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  Speaker 4: something and it was just ah, and they always get
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  Speaker 4: really pissed off at each other and teenage girls blah
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  Speaker 4: blah blah blah, and like not now, but from the
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  Speaker 4: twenty onwards, she absolutely adores it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, Well, can I just make the point that
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  Speaker 3: teenage girls hate everything, right, okay, generally speaking, Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: particularly adults, parents, rules, all of that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: They hate. What about when you come home in a
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  Speaker 2: turkey shirt?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, they quite like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd like that.
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  Speaker 1: I've told you before.
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  Speaker 3: My youngest there's a fucking pain because she steals all
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  Speaker 3: my clothes all the time, which clothes, my trackies, my sweatshirts,
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  Speaker 3: all the stuff I like to wear when I get
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  Speaker 3: up in the morning, right, And I get up in
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  Speaker 3: the morning undies, and I'm like, where the fuck are
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  Speaker 3: my tracks?
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  Speaker 2: Eat pad at Homer Simpson fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Sake, And I've got about three or four piers and
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  Speaker 3: I don't have any in my room, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: fuck hell.
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  Speaker 1: And I go in her room and they're just they're
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  Speaker 1: just there.
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  Speaker 4: There's something I like. My dad has given me a
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  Speaker 4: few pieces of clothing over the years. I love wearing them.
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  Speaker 4: There's something about wearing your old man's stuff. Many about
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  Speaker 4: it and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she wouldn't wear that shit, would she.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, not.
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  Speaker 2: Unless she was going to like a fancy dress, That's right.
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  Speaker 3: My youngest is she dresses like a real wisty She's
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  Speaker 3: a wisty girl.
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  Speaker 1: Body and soul.
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  Speaker 2: Good on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, track ees, big sweatshits.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hoodie dealers not the speed dealers.
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  Speaker 3: No, she's no dreads, No dreads Marlott, no, no mallet
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  Speaker 3: planetate sh.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like she's from a bloody gray line.
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  Speaker 3: She has ludicrously long here, Yes, ludicrously long.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't notice that she tight up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she sometimes does that usual.
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  Speaker 2: Can't be fucked.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, listen to The Big Show four or seven weekdays radio. Hurdarchy,
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  Speaker 4: good eating,