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Full EP | Judge Says US Constitution Does Not Guarantee Clean Drinking Water; Can a Man Make Less Than His Woman; Talking All That Jazz with Singer MAJOR; Five Lies Told at Republican Midterm Convention; and More · The D.L. Hughley Show

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: So we were talking about the case of the woman
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: that killed her three kids.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Lindsay.
• 0:06
  Speaker 3: Lindsay.
• 0:07
  Speaker 4: Lindsay Clancy.
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: And the wrong thing, like, here's what I think is wrong.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: They're making up all kinds of conspiracy theories that the
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: husband did it when, in fact, the woman said she
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: did it.
• 0:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: That's how it goes.
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  Speaker 6: Crazy.
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  Speaker 4: White women just can't seem to take it. Madness.
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: Like, let me tell you something. They are responsible for
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: her receiving all this support. They're responsible for Trump getting
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: into the White House.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: They did it.
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  Speaker 4: So I just I don't. They're horrible allies. They are.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: They are horrible allies. They said no woman of color
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: come out and support her. And I'm not saying that
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: the young woman that you talked about yesterday who did
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not saying she should not go to jail. I'm
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  Speaker 4: saying they both should.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 0:52
  Speaker 4: You just shouldn't be able to murder children. Yeah.
• 0:55
  Speaker 7: I don't know how.
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  Speaker 1: If you got enough to say, I'm thinking of killing them.
• 0:58
  Speaker 4: You got enough to say, y'all better come get these kids.
• 1:01
  Speaker 4: When is it? OK, look, I can't I can't handle this.
• 1:04
  Speaker 4: I'm going to drop these kids at a fire station.
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  Speaker 4: No offense. But I'm talking about, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: You can do is murder the the only option you have.
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  Speaker 1: And if you had enough time to plot out how
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  Speaker 1: fast he was, your husband was going to get back.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: And how long did it take to choke someone to death?
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  Speaker 1: You had enough time to drop kids off somewhere. Didn't
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: they have mother-in-law, father, didn't they have that?
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  Speaker 7: Listen, I don't understand it at all. My thing is,
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  Speaker 7: I don't care what you were suffering from. If you
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  Speaker 7: killed somebody, certainly children, you have to pay the consequences.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: What was scary is a lot of those white women
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: they were interviewing had kids in strollers. I was like,
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: y'all better go get them kids.
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  Speaker 4: They did. They had kids on their hips talking about, yeah,
• 1:47
  Speaker 4: I can understand.
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  Speaker 2: I see. Yeah. It's just crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Now, my mother never killed us. It took her 25
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: years to kill people's souls, but she did, you know.
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  Speaker 8: Murder us.
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  Speaker 2: She shot at you a couple of times.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she did, but she didn't murder us.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but that don't count.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: That don't count.
• 2:02
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• 2:30
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Otis Redden. I hope he went at
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: the dock of the bay with Colonel Sanders. That could
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: have been crazy. Happy birthday to Soldier Slim and happy
• 2:43
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• 2:47
  Speaker 1: up for you. Of course, Jasmine will tell us what's trending.
• 2:50
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• 2:53
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• 3:18
  Speaker 1: tell us what's trending. Well, of course, people upset because
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: Trump's got a new map. Have you seen it? The
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: AI map with the U.S.
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  Speaker 6: Takeover?
• 3:27
  Speaker 7: Iceland, the Caribbean, talking about changing New Mexico to New America.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: What won't this guy do?
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  Speaker 4: We deserve it.
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  Speaker 12: We got real problems. And then he just staying up
• 3:38
  Speaker 12: late at night playing with AI. Posting dumb stuff.
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: Come on, man.
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  Speaker 7: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Do we deserve it?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this is what we, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, white women.
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  Speaker 2: Appreciate it.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Iceland's stepping up. There's like, I wish you would get
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  Speaker 7: rid of this map. You stop playing with us. Anyway,
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  Speaker 7: also trying to Gary Spears.
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  Speaker 2: Has upset some people.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know why. I mean, I guess you can
• 3:58
  Speaker 7: have your own opinion. But as a comedian, I guess
• 4:00
  Speaker 7: you can say what you think about this.
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  Speaker 4: But, you know, what he said.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you did.
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  Speaker 7: Well, let me tell them what he said. They were asking,
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  Speaker 7: I guess, you know, who was his favorite, who wasn't
• 4:09
  Speaker 7: his favorite. And he named people like Bernie Mac and,
• 4:12
  Speaker 7: you know, Martin Lawrence and. You know, a couple of
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  Speaker 7: other people he put in there and boy, did they
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  Speaker 7: let him have it. They was like, first of all,
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  Speaker 7: you're not even funny. I was like, oh, damn. Dang, Aries.
• 4:21
  Speaker 8: Aries.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were not having.
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  Speaker 2: It at all, you know.
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  Speaker 4: I think he's entitled to his opinion. I also think
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  Speaker 4: his opinion. is salacious on purpose.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, perhaps.
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  Speaker 7: Well, he got what he, I guess he got what
• 4:34
  Speaker 7: he wanted, but that's what's trending.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: So the idea that children matter in America every day,
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: something dismisses of that notion. We don't make sure they're educated.
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  Speaker 1: We don't make sure that they're fed. We don't make
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  Speaker 1: sure that they're safe in school. The number one cause
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: of death of children in America between one and 17
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  Speaker 1: is guns.
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  Speaker 4: We won't do anything about it.
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  Speaker 1: Sandy Hook, we didn't change anything. We know that a
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: lot of our rural children depend on SNAP benefits. We
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: cut them anyway. They depend on Medicare and Medicaid. We
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: cut it anyway. So this notion that we care about
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  Speaker 1: children is quickly crumbling because nothing we do seems to
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: buttress that point. Case in point, there was a young
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: woman just a couple of days ago, Lindsay Clancy, who was.
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: Had her trial declared a mistrial. Now, this woman admitted
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: she killed her children, admitted she researched how long it
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: would take for her husband to be gone while she
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: sent him on an errand, admitted that she researched how
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: long it would take for someone to die, admitted she
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: killed him. And now a large amount of white women,
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  Speaker 1: I can't say what number, but I can say enough
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  Speaker 1: that they raised millions of dollars, for what I can't
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  Speaker 1: tell you, and seem to be in support of her.
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: The way that they're contorting themselves to make this make sense,
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  Speaker 1: even blaming the husband. Now, we have the case of
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: Kelly Williams Bolar, who was a black woman who sent
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: her children to a school, lied about the school district.
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: She was sentenced to 10 days and three years probation.
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: So let's get this straight. The woman that took her
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  Speaker 1: kid's life gets support. The woman that tried to make
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  Speaker 1: sure her children had a better one gets jail. A
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  Speaker 1: large percentage of the reason that we're going, a large
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: part of the reason that we're going in the direction
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: we are in this country right now is because white
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: women overwhelmingly voted for Trump. Overwhelmingly voted for Trump. It
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  Speaker 1: says a lot that the woman who now is supporting
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: someone who killed their kids, had no problem voting for
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: someone who molested them.
• 6:48
  Speaker 4: Only in America. That's a little note from the GED section.
• 6:52
  Speaker 4: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: She's jazzed.
• 6:55
  Speaker 4: She smiles.
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L.
• 6:59
  Speaker 6: Hughley Show.
• 7:01
  Speaker 7: The Federal Appeals Court ruled that the U.S. Constitution does
• 7:05
  Speaker 7: not guarantee the right to clean drinking water in a
• 7:08
  Speaker 7: September 4th decision rejecting Jackson, Mississippi residents' lawsuit over the
• 7:14
  Speaker 7: city's lead contaminated water system. Now, of course, the citizens
• 7:18
  Speaker 7: argue that the water contamination violated their constitutional right to
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  Speaker 7: bodily integrity under the 14th Amendment. The court said that
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  Speaker 7: while the deprivation of clean water was grievous, it did
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  Speaker 7: not infringe upon any deeply rooted constitutional right.
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  Speaker 4: It's a human right. Damn it.
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  Speaker 2: Not according to the Constitution.
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  Speaker 4: Well, because it.
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  Speaker 1: Happened to black people in the blackest city in the country,
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  Speaker 1: in the poorest state in the country.
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  Speaker 4: That's why.
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: And that's why this Nolan Wells thing. And that's why Cohen,
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: the young kid that got shot by them. That's why
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: people are getting that's why nobody trusts you.
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: That's why nobody trusts you.
• 7:52
  Speaker 4: They've been poisoning those people since the 60s.
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: What about pursuit of happiness? Isn't that part of that?
• 7:58
  Speaker 4: Apparently you ain't got to wash your ass for that. What?
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: They're doing the same things that people in Puerto Rico.
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: You can't tell me that this is not racism. You
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: can't tell me it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty sad.
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  Speaker 1: Even countries have better water supplies than Jackson does. And
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: it's been the same. They could fix the system, but
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: they won't. How about some of that money that Brett
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: Favre stole? You use that to fix them. Jesus Christ.
• 8:25
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 8:26
  Speaker 7: Anyway, alpha gal syndrome is on the rise.
• 8:29
  Speaker 4: It's a serious expression.
• 8:32
  Speaker 7: It's actually a food allergy to red meat. And they
• 8:36
  Speaker 7: say it's triggered by a tick bite. Well, it's actually
• 8:40
  Speaker 7: triggered by high Kroger prices, too. Well, it could be that, too.
• 8:43
  Speaker 7: They say the food triggers include red meats like beef, pork, lamb,
• 8:46
  Speaker 7: and venison, as well as dairy and animal-derived ingredients like gelatin.
• 8:51
  Speaker 7: The symptoms usually appear between two to six hours after
• 8:54
  Speaker 7: eating this, and it often wakes people up at night.
• 8:57
  Speaker 4: What about kangaroo? Is it okay?
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: Kangaroo is good.
• 8:59
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 9:00
  Speaker 4: Just checking.
• 9:00
  Speaker 7: That's pretty good. But they tell you just basically to
• 9:04
  Speaker 7: avoid tick bites. I don't know how you do that. Well,
• 9:06
  Speaker 7: repellent and things like that.
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: Well, you avoid tick bites. I think that that probably
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: is a good, uh, uh, you know, metaphor for life.
• 9:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Then there's always, I mean, that's, I mean, nobody looks
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  Speaker 7: for that.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: There are ways that that's something that's rules to live
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: by right there.
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: Or you can stay off a tick tock.
• 9:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 9:25
  Speaker 7: There you go.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: June, June. Um, For more dad jokes, tune in to.
• 9:33
  Speaker 7: That is like a dad joke.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: So thank you for that, Jed. Lisa Ray says this
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: is why she'll only date a rich man. Here's what
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: she says.
• 9:43
  Speaker 11: I don't want to stress you out by trying to
• 9:45
  Speaker 11: keep up with my lifestyle that I already have and
• 9:48
  Speaker 11: I'm accustomed to.
• 9:49
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 9:50
  Speaker 11: Because if I'm going to these restaurants just for lunch
• 9:53
  Speaker 11: meetings and it takes you your whole check.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: To take me there, I don't want to stress you out.
• 9:58
  Speaker 7: You cannot hang with me.
• 9:59
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 10:00
  Speaker 11: You are still wanting to vacation for the weekend. I
• 10:02
  Speaker 11: vacation and go on holiday for the month. We are
• 10:05
  Speaker 11: not going to be able to make this work. That's
• 10:07
  Speaker 11: simple to me. I think that I like Lisa.
• 10:12
  Speaker 4: I've known her for a long time.
• 10:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 10:14
  Speaker 4: I don't think this helps anyone.
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: Dating the dating scenario these days i think that if
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: it's that craving and that well you know what i
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: i guess she knows what she wants um so do
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: you agree how feasible a relationship of a man makes
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: considerably less than a woman i mean unless they're doing
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: players club too i'm sure you know what i mean
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: it ain't like you know i mean i'm not sure
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: she's in a lot of roles right now right is
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: she I mean, I.
• 10:44
  Speaker 7: Did see her on Instagram or somewhere where she was
• 10:47
  Speaker 7: flying overseas to do a movie. So perhaps maybe some
• 10:52
  Speaker 7: indie stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 10:53
  Speaker 4: Okay. All right. Hold that attitude. Yeah. Keep it. So
• 10:56
  Speaker 4: do you agree?
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: Does get a relationship, have a feasible relationship if the
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: man makes considerably less than a woman?
• 11:03
  Speaker 9: 877-242-2426.
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: Also, just hop.
• 11:05
  Speaker 7: On Twitter at D.L. Hughley Radio or on Facebook, The D.L.
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: Hughley Show. On the website, it is TheDLHughleyShow.com.
• 11:10
  Speaker 4: It's The D.L.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: Hughley Show. So, Lisa, full disclosure, I dig a lot.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: She explained why she'll only date a rich man. I
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: think that if I were dating someone and that was
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: their purview, I wouldn't date them.
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't dig them. If I knew that that was
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: what you were doing, I wouldn't dig you.
• 11:33
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: And I would I would doubt that because you said
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: something earlier, I would doubt that that would have much
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: value to a dude that could afford it.
• 11:43
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think that that if it's that craving and
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: that transactional, what on earth like I have lunch meetings.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: at places you can't, what lunch meetings is Lisa having
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: right now?
• 11:54
  Speaker 4: Let's be serious.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: We're in the same industry, right? Nobody's getting, nobody's, nobody's
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: making movies like that anymore. Anyway, Angela Bass is on
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: a TV series.
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: Stop it. Don't say that.
• 12:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: What movie, what, what, what lunch place are you? First
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: off Hollywood like that doesn't even exist anymore. Like that
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: doesn't even exist anymore. They're doing independent movies. It's people
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: struggling out here to work for real. So this idea
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: that you're pretending like it exists like it did 30
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: years ago or 20 years ago is not true.
• 12:28
  Speaker 7: I mean, I will say there is something to be
• 12:29
  Speaker 7: said for everyone on this particular show who has said
• 12:34
  Speaker 7: you should stay in your lane. And if her lane
• 12:37
  Speaker 7: is in fact... luxury experiences, expensive lunch meetings. I don't
• 12:42
  Speaker 7: know her business like that. Then she might have a point.
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: Well, I've been here for a long time. I've been
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: in this game for a long, long time.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: And I can say this, the Hollywood or the meeting
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: or the entertainment scenario she's describing.
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: Is an era long gone. Not just because of her.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about after a while, if you're not
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: the hot young girl, especially Halloween, talking about in a
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: date scene, I don't know what kind of meetings you're
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: having at these kinds of places.
• 13:08
  Speaker 7: Well, I don't think that was the, the entire point. Her,
• 13:13
  Speaker 7: what she said was from what I understand, to avoid
• 13:18
  Speaker 7: financial strain and stress on partners who cannot comfortably match
• 13:22
  Speaker 7: her established lifestyle.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: Now, she may not be the person that she was.
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: How much are white dresses?
• 13:29
  Speaker 7: White clothes, period.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: Well, listen. How much are they?
• 13:32
  Speaker 7: It depends on Dries Van Oden. What are we talking about?
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: Gucci?
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: Lisa, I'm going to tell you something.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: That industry does not have, is not like that anymore.
• 13:42
  Speaker 8: Anymore.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: And when you are not the kind of where they're at,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: like you'll see actors on Netflix, right? And the best,
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: she's one of the, she's as accomplished an actress as exists.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: She's on that series, right?
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: Yes. Right?
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: So I don't know where you're going. I don't know what,
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: where you're in, unless they're making the, the, the ice
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: capades of players club.
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: It is the DL Hughley show your 2026 edition.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: If you're going to be in Fort Lauderdale on the
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: 11th of September, that, that fateful day.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: I will be in at the R. Ron Theater along
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: with Don Lemon for D.O.D.O. Anything Goes.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: The following day, the 12th, we will be in Orlando
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: at the Walt Disney Theater. So come check me out
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: if you're taking those. Out of all the tariffs Trump
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: put on stuff, he didn't put it on just for men.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: That's for sure.
• 14:37
  Speaker 7: He needed it.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: He didn't put it on Black Ice, that's for sure. No,
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: he didn't.
• 14:46
  Speaker 9: No.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: You know, it's so funny because... It sounds different when
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: you're in the same industry. It sounds different, like, to
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: someone who's not been in the industry for a long
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: time than it does to somebody who's on the.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: What place do you, like, go that they're having lunch
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: meetings with these producers now that are trying to do
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: everything cheap?
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: Everything cheap.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that I.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Like, literally everything is cheap.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Every everything is speculative deal, like even big stars, the
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: way they have.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: To structure these deals now to make it work.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Now, when I look at our biggest Tom Cruise has
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: to do his own movies.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 15:33
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: Big stars have to do their own movies.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 15:36
  Speaker 7: I mean, but I could see how some of your
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: meetings might take place at expensive places like Bel Air and.
• 15:43
  Speaker 7: polo lounge and things like that, I could see that
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: where you'd go out to eat and your bill might
• 15:47
  Speaker 7: be expensive and you might get accustomed to eating there.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: It ain't no regular thing.
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: But I, listen, I think that if You, if that's,
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: if that's what you believe, like I listen, full disclosure,
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: full disclosure. I'm not in the entertainment business like she is.
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: I don't make movies.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: She's not in the entertainment business like she is.
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: She still makes movies. I don't make movies, period.
• 16:11
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Let's, let's be clear. What's the last movie she made?
• 16:14
  Speaker 7: Let's look it up and see.
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: So let's, let's do that. Like, and I like Lisa.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not even trying to be funny. But you sit
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: up there, you know, I vacation for a month. No,
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: that's called not working on a gig. That's what that is.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: It's hilarious to me.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Come on. And I like you, but stop it.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: Ain't nobody going to the Ivy like that no more. No,
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: I got the meetings. I'm not even speaking. I'm just
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: talking about a regular meeting. you know, relationship or potential
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: dating someone. It would be hard for me if I
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: want to go on a vacation, you know, to St.
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: Mark's and you can't go. I'm not paying for it.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: It's not that many more ambassadors to Turks and Caicos
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: you can have anymore.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I think in the West Indies, they're on
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: the lookout for that.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Nah. I'm disagreeing with you.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I think they might know. Nah, we saw it happen
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: the last time she ran an island. So here's Lisa Rae.
• 17:12
  Speaker 11: I don't want to stress you out by trying to
• 17:14
  Speaker 11: keep up with my lifestyle that I already have and
• 17:16
  Speaker 11: I'm accustomed to.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 17:19
  Speaker 11: Because if I'm going to these restaurants just for lunch
• 17:21
  Speaker 11: meetings and it takes you your whole check to take
• 17:24
  Speaker 11: me there, I don't want to stress you out.
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: You cannot hang with me.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Do you agree? What do you think, Skip?
• 17:30
  Speaker 12: You know, I think you got to be careful because sometimes,
• 17:32
  Speaker 12: did you hear the story about Grant Hill and Tamia?
• 17:35
  Speaker 12: Their first date, he went out and Grant said he
• 17:38
  Speaker 12: did it on purpose. He said, I forgot my wallet.
• 17:41
  Speaker 12: And now most black women would be like, oh. She said,
• 17:44
  Speaker 12: don't worry about it, baby.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: I got you. Boy, she's Canadian.
• 17:47
  Speaker 9: Whatever.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: And guess what else she is?
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: And she had money.
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: Rich.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: No, she wasn't rich.
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: She had money then.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: She had money then. She had a record deal then.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: And she was not rich. You've been in this game.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: She was far from rich.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: She wasn't even– She's also far from Cleveland.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: But you know what?
• 18:05
  Speaker 12: See, hey, they married kids, and now Grant Hill was
• 18:08
  Speaker 12: rich then, but now he's approaching billionaire rich. He's owning
• 18:11
  Speaker 12: teams and all kind of stuff. Yeah, and he said
• 18:14
  Speaker 12: that was done on purpose to see how she react.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: But, okay, so every once in a while, a dude
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: who forgets his wallet is grabbed here. The other one
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: is just some trifling.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: You never know.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: No, you do.
• 18:26
  Speaker 14: You do.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: You never know.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I paid for the San Francisco 49ers, so let me.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: You want to see my tape? You want to see
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: my tape.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: Of my drills?
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: I got an investment for you, bitch.
• 18:41
  Speaker 12: Hold my helmet while I get to come.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: But you know what?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, him making that tape and Lisa saying
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: that stuff is pretty much the same thing. Him making
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: that tape like he's trying out for the San Francisco 49ers,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: and you talking about how these high-profile meetings at these
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: restaurants that cost a month's salary is about the same thing.
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: I'm just telling you.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: It's not the same thing.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Okay, it's catfishing.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Not the same thing.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: It's catfishing. That's not catfishing. Okay. I bet that dude
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: probably played ball. He's never played ball.
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: He's never played ball.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: That was the whole catfish part.
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: He was lying.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he ever played. He played ball
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: in the park one time.
• 19:23
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: He played ball in the park, but he never played
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: professional ball. At least Lisa has had a successful career.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying she didn't, but she didn't.
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: But that's the difference between her and him. That's why
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: I'm saying they're not the same. He lied completely and said,
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: this is what I do for a living.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: She's lying a little bit now. If you can't take
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: me on vacation for a month. Are you out your mind?
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: I ain't mad at her.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Go on, Lisa. I ain't mad at her.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. All right, we'll see. We'll see.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: It's the DL Hughley Show, so Lisa, full disclosure, I
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: dig a lot. She explained why she longed to date
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: a rich man. Do you agree we're.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Going to the right to the phones?
• 20:02
  Speaker 15: I think any relationship can work. It's about what you
• 20:05
  Speaker 15: let your mind settle for. It doesn't matter if the
• 20:08
  Speaker 15: man or the woman make more money. I thought the
• 20:11
  Speaker 15: goal is you pick up where your partner leaves off.
• 20:14
  Speaker 15: You can have a great person who's broke or not
• 20:16
  Speaker 15: be in the same financial situation you are, but they
• 20:20
  Speaker 15: offer other things to the relationship and vice versa. So
• 20:23
  Speaker 15: as far as her, I mean, I think she's just...
• 20:25
  Speaker 15: set her standard at not wanting to deal with someone
• 20:28
  Speaker 15: who's not as financially able as she is.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: So, you know, it just, it sets a barrier, you know,
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: for her as far as dating. That's all. I'm a
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: woman of quality.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: I'm 64 years old.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: I look nice.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: And I'm a school bus driver and used to be
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: a truck driver. And I'm dating a doctor right now,
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: a neurologist. And when I told him I was a
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: school bus driver and a truck driver, he thought it
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: was wonderful because.
• 20:58
  Speaker 10: He's saving lives.
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: He's helping people.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: And I'm helping people. So he did not detect anything,
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: you know, a little quality of me because I'm a
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: school bus driver. You know, so I don't think that
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: should have anything.
• 21:13
  Speaker 10: To do with true love.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: If you truly love somebody, you're going to see the
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: beautiful qualities.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: That they have.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: So, you know, just because you marry somebody in your
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: line of work or your line of hierarchy, that doesn't
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: mean you don't stay together.
• 21:32
  Speaker 10: That doesn't mean that that is your true mate.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: So if this Lisa Rae don't know anything about the
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: quality of a friend, what kind of relationship does she have?
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: I'm going to kind of side with D.L.
• 21:43
  Speaker 16: I know he just didn't want to say it because
• 21:45
  Speaker 16: him and Lisa are friends, but, you know, having an
• 21:48
  Speaker 16: expectation of a man, you know, keeping up your lifestyle,
• 21:52
  Speaker 16: I think that's a little overboard. If you're in a
• 21:55
  Speaker 16: marriage or if you're in a relationship, you're supposed to
• 21:57
  Speaker 16: be there to help each other out, not to just
• 21:59
  Speaker 16: support your lifestyle. In that little clip that she had,
• 22:02
  Speaker 16: I didn't hear one thing about her saying, I want
• 22:05
  Speaker 16: to support you as well, or, you know, it's all
• 22:07
  Speaker 16: about her. And, you know, it's not going to work
• 22:10
  Speaker 16: for her very well.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: I don't believe.
• 22:12
  Speaker 16: It's certain things that I do for my wife because
• 22:14
  Speaker 16: I love her, but it's not to keep up a lifestyle.
• 22:17
  Speaker 16: You know, that's something that was back in the 60s, 70s,
• 22:19
  Speaker 16: people trying to keep up with the Joneses.
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: This is 2026.
• 22:22
  Speaker 16: You just want to keep up with what you and
• 22:23
  Speaker 16: your family got going on and how you're going to
• 22:25
  Speaker 16: make yourselves better. So it's not going to work for us.
• 22:28
  Speaker 16: She's going to be looking for a long time.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: Trust me.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: The question we're asking, this is Lisa Rae.
• 22:34
  Speaker 11: I don't want to stress you out by trying to
• 22:36
  Speaker 11: keep up with my lifestyle that I already have and
• 22:38
  Speaker 11: I'm accustomed to.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 22:40
  Speaker 11: Because if I'm going to these restaurants just for lunch
• 22:43
  Speaker 11: meetings and it takes you your whole check to take
• 22:46
  Speaker 11: me there, I don't want to stress you out. You
• 22:48
  Speaker 11: cannot hang with me. You are still wanting to vacation
• 22:51
  Speaker 11: for the weekend. I vacation and go on holiday for
• 22:54
  Speaker 11: the month. We are not going to be able to
• 22:56
  Speaker 11: make this work.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: That's simple to me.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Do you agree? That was the question we posed to you.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: We're going right.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: To the phones.
• 23:04
  Speaker 13: This is that double standard that men and women have
• 23:07
  Speaker 13: where A woman, when she has money and the man doesn't,
• 23:11
  Speaker 13: she looks down on him where the man doesn't care
• 23:13
  Speaker 13: whether the woman has the money or not. I think
• 23:15
  Speaker 13: it's not fair, but it's just the double standard that
• 23:18
  Speaker 13: there is.
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: I would tell Lisa Rae, I hope she's got a
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: good dog or a cat because if that's the criteria
• 23:26
  Speaker 10: that she's looking for, it ain't a lot of amount
• 23:29
  Speaker 10: that it can afford to go on a vacation for
• 23:31
  Speaker 10: a month.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: Good luck, baby. Man, this lady crazy.
• 23:35
  Speaker 9: There's no way.
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: First of all, Why would you say.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Something like that when you know you didn't.
• 23:41
  Speaker 15: Come from that background when you were coming up in
• 23:44
  Speaker 15: the ranks anyway?
• 23:45
  Speaker 13: I just find it funny how when we finally make
• 23:48
  Speaker 13: some money, our mind and.
• 23:50
  Speaker 10: Our actions and all that stuff start to change. That's
• 23:53
  Speaker 10: what's wrong with these.
• 23:54
  Speaker 16: Women, some of these women and men, too.
• 23:56
  Speaker 9: We get some money, and.
• 23:57
  Speaker 10: Our whole lifestyle and our whole way.
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: Of thinking changes.
• 24:01
  Speaker 10: You're still the same person.
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: You didn't come from that.
• 24:04
  Speaker 13: So how do you expect to have a relationship when
• 24:06
  Speaker 13: it's all about money?
• 24:08
  Speaker 10: It'll never work.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: That's all I got to say.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: It'll never work, no matter who it is.
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: My sister makes more than double what her husband makes.
• 24:18
  Speaker 9: And they've been married for, I don't know, 30, 40
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: years now. And you know what she did that I
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: thought was really smart? Well, what they did is she pays,
• 24:29
  Speaker 9: like if he pays, let's say the rent is $ 100.
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: He'll pay $ 25 and she'll pay $ 75. So, you know,
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: that goes along with the bills, the cars, you know.
• 24:42
  Speaker 9: They kind of pay according to the scale of wage
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: that they earn. And I think that works out well.
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: Everybody's still paying and everybody still feels good. Love your show, y'all. Peace.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: All right, this is my part of the show, my
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: favorite part, where we spotlight some of the funniest comedians.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: We got it for you. It's on the D.O. Hughley Show.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Now it's time for our feature where we're going to
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: welcome to the stage. We're spotlighting some of the funniest comedians.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Some you know, some you don't. Today, welcome to the stage,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Ian Edwards. That is a funny dude right there.
• 25:11
  Speaker 14: Just so you know, it's tougher for black people to
• 25:14
  Speaker 14: believe in reincarnation. Because right now I can blame white
• 25:17
  Speaker 14: people for slavery. That's some f * * * ed
• 25:20
  Speaker 14: up s * * * you did back then. But
• 25:23
  Speaker 14: just because I'm black now.
• 25:28
  Speaker 14: Doesn't mean I was black in my past. I could
• 25:37
  Speaker 14: be who I'm angry at. I could have been a
• 25:45
  Speaker 14: slave owner. That could be my statue I made them
• 25:49
  Speaker 14: take down. And they say when you f * * *
• 25:55
  Speaker 14: up in your past life, when you come back your
• 25:58
  Speaker 14: next life is harder so as a former white person
• 26:13
  Speaker 14: I'd like to warn you new white that black lives
• 26:23
  Speaker 14: matter Because if they don't, you'll find out. So no
• 26:31
  Speaker 14: matter what race, nationality, black, white, Asian, Palestinian, or Jewish,
• 26:36
  Speaker 14: be good to people because you don't know who you're
• 26:38
  Speaker 14: going to come back to be. Because I definitely should
• 26:40
  Speaker 14: have been a better slave owner. The way my life
• 26:45
  Speaker 14: is going, I was a top tier one-ass.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: It's the D.L.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Hughley Show. All right, Lisa Rae. It's the D.L. Hughley Show,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: your 2026 edition. In case you're going to be In
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale this Friday, September 11th, I will be at
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: the Alron Theater along with Don Lemon for DL & DL.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Anything goes to it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: The following day, September 12th, we will be in Orlando
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: at the Disney Theater for DL & DL. So the 11th,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: excuse me, the 11th and 12th. So come check me
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: out if you take a notion. So don't forget the Voyage.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: 2026. 2026. Are you going on the cruise?
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: I believe so.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: Yes, I believe so. You don't like cruises, huh?
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: I don't.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: But this one, you were so excited.
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, very much so.
• 27:34
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: Because there's so much that keeps me busy. I don't
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: see the waves.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: It's nice.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about right now?
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: I don't like to look out at the ocean like that.
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: So I love the fact that, you know, there's so
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: many people performing.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Can I sing your song? Nope, you cannot.
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: Sailing takes me away to where I've always been.
• 27:51
  Speaker 12: No.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, save that one.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: No, it's not. But yeah. So I'd like to know
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: where you got that. Rock the boat, don't rock.
• 28:02
  Speaker 16: No.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Come on, I'm telling you. Rock the boat. We're not
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: trying to sell cabins, please.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Thank you. No, I'm talking about her.
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, was that too far?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I'm going to head out.
• 28:13
  Speaker 11: Way.
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: You know, a little SpongeBob me.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: All right, I think I'm going to head out.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Judas be like, yeah, they got the red phone ringing
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: right now. Let's go to this again.
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: I just got the word that Major is going to
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: be on the One Voyage Cruise 2026, counting down to
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: the party with a purpose.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: And I don't know about you, but I'm excited.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: Major, what's happening, baby?
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: Listen, I'm so hype about it. When they sent me
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: the invitation, I said, absolutely. And I heard y'all was
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: going to be there. So I said, absolutely. That's how
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: it goes.
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: Because, you know, we go way back, Major. We go
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: way back.
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: You remember before they cared.
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: I know. And listen, let me tell you something. Just
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: as good as then as you are now. It is
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: just incredible just watching, you know, your growth and everything.
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: And so I'm super excited about you performing on the cruise.
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: Everybody's excited about it. You know, I know we talked
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: a little bit about, you know, your your music. This
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: is why I love you, which, of course, went crazy.
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: But now you got a follow up single, too.
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: I do. I do. Why I Love You celebrates 10
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: years this year. So it's no better place to celebrate
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: that 10 year anniversary than on the one voyage cruise.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: But I got a new new jazz and I got
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: a new though. It's another love. It's another love anthem.
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: And the people are already saying they believe it's going
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: to be the next classic for major. It's called May
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: This Moment Never End. And it's a whole vibe. It's
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: like Why I Love You meets Step in the Name
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: of Love, R. Kelly, minus the allegations.
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: Minus the allegations. We don't want those.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: We don't want those, Major.
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: We don't want those.
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: I love that, though, because let me tell you something,
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: a good groove on the cruise.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. And let me tell you something.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: I know I danced so much last year that my
• 30:03
  Speaker 7: feet hurt. I mean, slow dancing, groove dancing, all of it.
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: I love the fact that we move in like the waves.
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: I know I'm excited to see you perform.
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: Check this. Check this. If you love dancing, do know
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: that May This Moment Never Ends has what is called
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: the La La Step. So I will be showing the
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: beautiful people the La La Step. If you can move,
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: if you know how to step or hustle, let me
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: tell you, I got this step for you. It's easy,
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: but it's a whole vibe. The La La Step for majors,
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: May This Moment Never Ends will go down and up.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: See, here's the thing. It's hard enough to keep up
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: with all of these dances, okay?
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: Mine is easy. You can lock in, I promise.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, because I was about to say, but.
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: The one thing that I love about the cruise is
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: everybody dances together, and whenever a song comes on, it's
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: line dancing involved, everybody moves. I'm surprised it shipped a
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: tip to one side, because.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: We all We're going to pray that the steps stay steady, Lord.
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: Let me ask you this because I know you're going
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: to be performing on the cruise. I know you're in.
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you something. The one thing I have
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: always loved about you, even though you are a celebrity,
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: you walk around and you kiss and hug and you
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: share and devotion and all the things. And you're so approachable.
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: And I know people who've never met you before. This
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: will be their opportunity to see just how down to
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: earth you are.
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: Right, right, right. I'm looking forward to meeting those couples
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: that have used my song for their weddings. You know,
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: Stevie Wonder projected early on that Why I Love You
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: would be the wedding love song for years to come.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: And it literally has become the top three wedding songs
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: chosen in our community. I'm pretty sure I'm going to
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: run into a lot of folks that have used it
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: or considering it. And so I look forward to meeting
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: those folks and meeting the people that be Jasmine real talk.
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: I'll be on tour and security is like, yes, some
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: lady saying you're responsible for her child. And I'm like,
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: wait a minute.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: What they mean is they made the child to my music.
• 32:08
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 32:08
  Speaker 15: Good.
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: Like I'm gonna need you to clarify that.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: I'm going to be saying that out loud that maybe
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: you got these random kids, you know, all around.
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: Maybe you got babies in the streets. We don't want that.
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: We don't want that at all. But I'm sure with
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: your music and your performance, it might be a lot
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: of babies.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Made on the boat. I'm just saying, I'm not, I'm not,
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: I'm just, I'm just putting it out there.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: You're welcome. You're welcome. Everybody be fruitful and multiply.
• 32:30
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: I know that's right. And multiplies exactly what's going to happen.
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: A lot of performers on the cruise. I'm excited about
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: everyone from Keith Sweat to Wyclef Jean.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I'm excited about that.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: Of course, you know, the beach party and Bimini with
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: Anthony Anderson and Cedric the Entertainer, the.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Barbecue with Mr.
• 32:46
  Speaker 13: Tendonism.
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you, it's going to be a good time.
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: Get your tickets. One Voyage Cruise 2026. It's going down.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: It's a party with a purpose. Major is going to
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: be on board performing. I'm excited. Major, I just can't
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: wait to see you.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: Me and you.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: It's always a good time.
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: Absolutely. Looking forward to it. And to everybody listening, this
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: is why I love you.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: There it is.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: There it is.
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: And when we get on the cruise, though, Jazz, and
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: they're going to be like.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: May this moment never end.
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: Let's go.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: I love it.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: Majors, thank you so much.
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: I'll see you on the seas, baby.
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: God bless you.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: It's now time to give a deserving someone the shoe
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: booty of the week award.
• 33:21
  Speaker 8: And now it's time for the shoe. booty of the
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: week award oh.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Okay i see what you did there.
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: Ted cruz is an american politician attorney and political commentator
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: serving as the junior united states senator from texas A
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: member of the Republican Party, Cruz received widespread popular backlash
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: for objecting in the 2020 presidential election and giving credence
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: to the false claim that the election was fraudulent.
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: What is wrong with you?
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: So, why is Ted Cruz this week's recipient of the
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: Shoe Booty of the Week Award? Okay, I'm listening.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: Let me get a pen.
• 34:06
  Speaker 8: Ted Schmooze gets the shoe booty because he brought an
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: alternative meaning to the term baller. His unwavering ass kissery
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: for any soprano hit new lows this week.
• 34:23
  Speaker 17: Despite the fact that I Am Your President called him
• 34:26
  Speaker 17: a liar, called his wife ugly, and said his dad
• 34:31
  Speaker 17: had something to do with the assassination of JFK, any
• 34:35
  Speaker 17: other guy.
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: Would have parked a man saying that about his family.
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: What'd you say about my mama?
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: But Maple Ted still praises him like he's living comfortably
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: up his butt in a hot Airbnb.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: What?
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: He was on a Sean Hannity podcast and said, look,
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: my favorite attribute about Donald Trump is the guy has
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: cast iron balls.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Little cunnilingus ain't never hurt nobody.
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: He just does. So apparently, we've been giving participation trophies
• 35:08
  Speaker 8: to the wrong people. So, I guess we can retire
• 35:12
  Speaker 8: Martin Luther King Jr. for the Civil Rights Movement and
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: Malcolm X. Those were just bronze. Harriet Tubman, Aluminum. According
• 35:22
  Speaker 8: to Cruz, the all-time champion of human courage is the
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: guy who spent 2016 calling him Lying Ted, insulting his wife,
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: and still got his endorsement.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: You big dummy!
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: That's not Iron Ted. That's just a very well-oiled loyalty program.
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: T-Bagging Ted praises Genghis Don's balls, but he proved he's
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: a eunuch.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Aww!
• 35:50
  Speaker 8: That's why the shoe.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Booty of the week award goes to Ted Cruz. Now
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: here's a swift kick in the ass.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Yep. That's one thing for sure. Stuff might be running.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: We might be running short on some stuff, but shoe booties,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: not one of them.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: That's for sure. I mean, now it's time for what
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: you need to know with the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
• 36:15
  Speaker 18: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. The
• 36:17
  Speaker 18: Supreme Court rejected an emergency request from Missouri Republicans to
• 36:21
  Speaker 18: use a new congressional map for the midterm elections, leaving
• 36:24
  Speaker 18: in place a ruling blocking the map while a voter
• 36:28
  Speaker 18: initiative proceeds.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: In the Middle East, U.S.
• 36:30
  Speaker 18: Central Command confirmed American forces destroyed five Iranian crude oil
• 36:35
  Speaker 18: carriers after Iranian forces launched ballistic missiles at a U.S.
• 36:39
  Speaker 13: Warship.
• 36:39
  Speaker 18: And ahead of the 25th anniversary of September 11th, the
• 36:42
  Speaker 18: TSA is introducing gateside passes for pre-checked members at 13 U.S. airports,
• 36:48
  Speaker 18: allowing non-ticketed visitors to greet passengers at arrival gates. Global
• 36:53
  Speaker 18: exam results reveal U.S. student reading scores dropped to a
• 36:58
  Speaker 18: 25-year low, falling over 30 points below the international average.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: And on the gridiron, the.
• 37:03
  Speaker 18: NFL regular season kicks off tonight as the Seattle Seahawks
• 37:06
  Speaker 18: host the New England Patriots.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: In a Super Bowl rematch. I'm Sybil Wilkes.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Be informed.
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: Be empowered.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Sybil. Oh, yeah. More of the D.L.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Hughley Show is coming up on the D.L. Hughley Show.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: It's the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: In case you're going to be in Fort Lauderdale, Florida,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be at the All Run Theater. That
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: is September 11th, the following day. That's for D.L.
• 37:30
  Speaker 12: And D.L.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Don Lemon and D.L. Hughley.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: For anything that goes through the following day, we'll be
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: at the Disney Theater in Orlando, Florida. And then my podcast, Uncertain,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: is out. A new episode came on yesterday, and then
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: we have a new one this Thursday.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: I saw the owner of Buc-ee's. Doesn't want to come
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: to California. We don't need you here.
• 37:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I don't like to buy gas station stuff. I mean,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: they do have a great pool of pork showers.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: I will say that. But I never go in there.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: It's always Lou or Derek.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: They get so excited about, we got a bucket so
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I can get some beef jerky. It's too many rednecks
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: and gas in the same place.
• 38:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: Everybody is.
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: But some of the stuff in there is pretty good.
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: I don't want to hang around too long, but, you know,
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: I grab and go.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: I want to, yeah, I want to cashew log.
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm not. They got great fudge.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: He's acting like we ain't got other stuff to do.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: I just, you know, it's just, I don't want to
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: shop at a gas station.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: But I will say, if I'm being honest, Royal Farms
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Arena has some of the best chicken I've ever had.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: And you can get those erectile dysfunction pills right there. Oh, yeah,
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: right at the checkout. You can get a chicken leg
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: and get your leg right. It's crazy.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: And if you're lucky, they sometimes have those Xtend sodas.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: You got too.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Much going on for me.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Xtend third leg right up.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Yikes.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: This dude acting like, man, you don't know who we are. Listen,
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: we ain't. We don't need that. What are you talking about?
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: It wouldn't work in L.A.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Because we got other stuff to do. It would work
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: in Fresno or Bakersfield or somewhere like that.
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, because it makes sense.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: It's apropos.
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: It makes sense to be there.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: It's like Walmart with gas tanks.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Walmart with gas tanks. I go for the restrooms.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Yeah, and they're always in remote areas.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Whenever a Buc-ee's is there, there ain't nothing else going
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: on around it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you, on your way from Nashville, going to Chattanooga,
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: right there before you get to Montego, right there, Nestle.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: In the corner is a Buc-ee's.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: And when something nestles, I can't go. I'm not going nowhere.
• 39:36
  Speaker 8: They got a gang.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: We don't, we, we, we can't, we don't want to go.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: We're not a priest. Well, don't come here. Ain't nobody said,
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: ain't nobody.
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: We'll do all.
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: Well, they're making the right decision because they would, we
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: would not appreciate that.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: No, no, at all.
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: Well, besides you every now and then with that full
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: pork might, you know.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: It is a devastatingly good sandwich.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: But I don't know if it's really that good or
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I'm hungry or I got to get something.
• 40:07
  Speaker 19: Maybe it's a mascot thing. Maybe if they changed it
• 40:09
  Speaker 19: from a beaver, what would be good in California? Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 19: A beaver is probably good anywhere.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Not everywhere.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Did I tell you that my kid's gynecologist was named
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Bonnie Beaver?
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: You sure did. You did tell us that.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: And I think she's Bucky's mascot.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, ain't it?
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: She got an office.
• 40:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: FAC chairs are going to be working overtime in Texas.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Jazz happens to give us five lies being told at
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: the Republican Midterm Convention in Dallas.
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: Oh, wow.
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: That should be interesting. Number five would be economic performance.
• 40:50
  Speaker 7: They're really promoting the fact that, you know, the economic
• 40:53
  Speaker 7: record is incredible, despite, of course, a lot of dissatisfaction.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I'm going to disagree with that.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Who are you going to believe, me or your line eyes?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: The cost of living and eggs and everything else.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Me or this grocery receipt.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: Number four of the top five lies being told at
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: the Republican Midterm Convention in Dallas. Party unity and attendance.
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: Ain't nobody there.
• 41:12
  Speaker 11: No.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: And I think that's going to be reflective of the polls, too.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I think nobody's going to. In large numbers, people are
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: not going to come vote for more of this. They're
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: not going to do it.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: I hope not.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: It's just going to be the cult members there. Yeah,
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: it ain't going to be people to vote for more
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: of this.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Please not.
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: Top five lies being told at the Republican Midterm Convention
• 41:30
  Speaker 7: in Dallas.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Opponent labeling.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: That's it. All you can do is call it.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: They always do that.
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: Stoking fear.
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're going to hear a lot about socialism.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: Now it's hard.
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: Number two of the top five lies being told at
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: the Republican Midterm Convention in Dallas.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Immigration.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: There's masses of people who are coming here. They're all gone.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: And the number one of the top five lies being
• 41:53
  Speaker 7: told at the Republican Midterm Convention in Dallas.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, God, the Iran conflict. Yeah.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's over.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: We're losing that war.
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: We're losing that war, but they're making it seem like
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: we're winning. No, we're not.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: All right. I'll tell you what. We shoot at them.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: They shoot at us.
• 42:05
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: That's what they say.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: That's a war, right?
• 42:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: Every day.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Or a weekend in my old neighborhood.
• 42:11
  Speaker 8: Oh, shoot.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: That's scary.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: That will do it for us, ladies and gentlemen.
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: It's the D.O.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: Hughley Show, your 2026 connection.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Remember that if you are in Fort Lauderdale, I will
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: be there tomorrow, excuse me, Friday at the R. Rand
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Performing Arts Center. And then the following day on the 12th,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I will be in Orlando, Florida at the Walt Disney
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Performing Arts Theater.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: So.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: With DL and DL, DL and Don Lemon, anything goes.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Jasmine Sanders, what on earth did you learn today?
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: Are you going to get that new surprise and shine
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: Apple phone?
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Supposed to be like a foldable phone?
• 42:47
  Speaker 18: No.
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: You're not going to get it?
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: No, I can't.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Only $ 2, 000. Only $ 5, 000. That sounds too much like a
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: next tale to me.
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: It's pretty cool though. I mean, it's, it's, it's pretty dope.
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: Like it's, It's dope. It looks like a tablet. I
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: think it might be a little smaller than that. They
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: stole that from Samsung. That's why they call it a
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: surprise and shine.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Samsung's been making the screens for a long time.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the phones. Well, now they're just stealing. I mean,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: what else is there left to do? Trade things.
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: There's nothing new under the sun. Let me just do this.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: Not an Apple today. Skip my man Cheatham. What'd you
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: learn today?
• 43:30
  Speaker 12: Well, I got all these Republicans in town for this
• 43:33
  Speaker 12: little convention.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Watch the kids.
• 43:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: You know, they thought it was going to sell a
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: whole lot of tickets, and it didn't. So they just
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: end up giving seats away to try to get people in.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: That's how you know, man.
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: Surprise.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I'm telling you. That's going to be
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: reflective at the polls. Ain't nobody going to sign up
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: to do this on purpose. They're not going to do it.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: I hope not.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, we can do something about that. On the
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: next DL Hughley Show, Kyle Hughley, a.k.a. Special K, is
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: going to drop another joint on Shore Bus Records. Plus,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: the military man Jamal Kingsley returns to expose racism in
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: our everyday lives. It is the DL Hughley Show. We
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle, my
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: favorite Shore Bus operator.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Pull that string. We gots to go. Toot, toot. It's
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: the DL Hughley Show. See you on the other side.