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Son of a Boy Dad: Bonus Episode #69 - Time Capsule (ft. Nick & KB) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 5: but also I don't want to make it. Like to
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  Speaker 5: Shane Oriented, I don't. I feel like there's a good
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  Speaker 5: chance I would do the episode just gonna be asked like,
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  Speaker 5: so Shan like, what is uh? What is Joe Rogan like, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I'm not k necking them off.
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  Speaker 1: Who did Compton get cut by? What's it? What's somebody that?
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  Speaker 1: What's the team that he like got.
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  Speaker 6: Released By's tough to narrow it down.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it's all teams. Maybe we could have
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  Speaker 1: one of those DAR logos, the Raiders, the Titans. Was
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  Speaker 1: he ever on the Star Work? Was he the Skins? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: SaaS you could wear the our Skins logo on your
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  Speaker 1: face to kind of mess.
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  Speaker 6: With comp.
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  Speaker 1: That would be true, Joker start.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, it's gonna be free wheeling is a bonus
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  Speaker 5: episode for y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's just next week's episode. Oh hell yeah, what are
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  Speaker 1: you doing next week?
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  Speaker 5: Which it was an optional week, so yeah bonus.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, ads, we just have to do this week's.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy. Just keep it rolling. We'll just keep
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  Speaker 1: this rolling and we'll just fucking be in and out
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  Speaker 1: like the Burger.
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  Speaker 5: The Nick Turaney Show, you can host.
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  Speaker 6: I don't want to.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I don't wanna, all right, so uh no, no, let
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  Speaker 6: him do the what is Up?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody? Or actually you do it this time. Uh it's
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  Speaker 1: the Nick Turraney Show.
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  Speaker 6: What is Up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to Son of a BOYD Podcast. I'm your
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  Speaker 5: host Little Sas Squatch from here with Adam for Ron.
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  Speaker 1: You used to do a good little sass impersonation, like
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  Speaker 1: really early on in his tenure. Yeah, it was when
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  Speaker 1: it was like right in the up Talk.
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  Speaker 5: There was one clip where for some reason I had
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  Speaker 5: his voice like one for one and I could never
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  Speaker 5: capture it again.
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  Speaker 6: No, I've had that.
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  Speaker 5: I remember one time I was with my friends and
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  Speaker 5: we were like drinking and I did a Trump impression. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and it was like the best Trump impression ever. And
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  Speaker 5: I've never I spent like an hour one time in
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  Speaker 5: my room just trying to like do it again. Closed
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  Speaker 5: one night I had a Liverpool accent down, and then
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  Speaker 5: the next night it was like the PMT grit stream.
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  Speaker 5: They were like, hey, can anybody do an accent for PMT.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, I can do Liverpool, lost it,
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  Speaker 5: lost it. So I'm just talking normal.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, that is debilitating. I wonder what gifts people with
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  Speaker 1: the ability to just hear accents and do them fucking perfect,
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  Speaker 1: annoying people.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I really.
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  Speaker 5: Wanted to an Obama. I think that would be hilarious
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  Speaker 5: if I could just do like a spot on Obama
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  Speaker 5: pressure topical too. Yeah, right now, which Obama Barrock Rock?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like whenever Caliendo talks about it, he's
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  Speaker 1: always talking about like you got to get like their mouth, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't look at people's mouths. I think that that's
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  Speaker 1: very gay. It is gay because you're imagining them.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, the skin inside of the mouth is
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  Speaker 5: the same as a pussy, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, and it's used for the same thing.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Have you noticed that Owen's so fucking drippy today that
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  Speaker 1: it might be his drippiest that he's ever been. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't notice. I was walking behind him in the hallway.
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  Speaker 1: I saw that it's there, Lulu shorts, aren't they? Uh?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 5: Bird dogs?
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  Speaker 6: Oh are they? The past couple of months have been
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  Speaker 6: Owen's hottest. Yeah what has happened last?
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  Speaker 5: Let's not make it about you, but yeah, oh yeah, No, dude,
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  Speaker 5: I've had I've had some really awful photos taken of me.
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  Speaker 6: Uh like, uh, there's a picture of me that was
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  Speaker 6: put out.
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  Speaker 5: I was crossing the street for the barstool store wearing
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  Speaker 5: like a shirt that says dilf and it looked like
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  Speaker 5: I was wearing like body armor underneath, Like I thought
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  Speaker 5: I was gonna be assassinated, But it was just me.
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  Speaker 6: There was a picture from row.
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  Speaker 7: And cut your hair and beard so often that you
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  Speaker 7: look so different in different content.
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  Speaker 6: That's actually uh true.
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  Speaker 5: I do do that because I've never been content with
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  Speaker 5: how I look physically. I've never liked it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine if you were a woman, what you would do,
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  Speaker 1: how much you would change your shit?
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  Speaker 5: Don't joke like that, you definitely would be fucking You
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  Speaker 5: have no idea what women deal with.
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  Speaker 1: I actually don't, dude. Women are the low key goats.
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  Speaker 1: Women are the sneaky goats of our generation?
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  Speaker 6: Would they be? U's a woman goat you?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Women are the US used. I thought you meant us.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you meant the royal U. Yeah, KB, what's up? Doc?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: It's just like it's just.
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  Speaker 7: Like you know, getting a new haircut, getting a new
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  Speaker 7: apartment list, preaching up your map on an RPG. Feels
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  Speaker 7: good to change up whatever, like who you are, what
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  Speaker 7: your environment is.
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  Speaker 5: If you were content with like one thing, you'd be
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  Speaker 5: happy scoot in, agreed.
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  Speaker 6: But we're not. So we have to switch up our looks.
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  Speaker 6: We have to switch up our brand.
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  Speaker 5: It's our personalities we have to Yeah, I want for
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  Speaker 5: sure if you could scoot in.
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  Speaker 6: I don't I think I think you just I don't
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  Speaker 6: need I don't need the screen.
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  Speaker 7: Time he's trying to get his If I if I
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  Speaker 7: say something that needs like a yeah right now, I'm just.
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  Speaker 5: Do you have any visual aide jokes, visual aid aids? See,
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  Speaker 5: this would be so much better if we were all
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  Speaker 5: face rent what this would better? If this is like
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  Speaker 5: we were on both two sides of a table. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: instead of all of us just looking this is a
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  Speaker 5: natural conversation because the viewer really wants to see the
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  Speaker 5: sides of our heads.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how men talk, though. Men talk like facing
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  Speaker 1: uh squared off, and women talk need toe with one another.
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  Speaker 5: That's right, men, men talk like old civil war tactics.
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  Speaker 5: We march in a line forward. I fucking hate this room,
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  Speaker 5: like with a.
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  Speaker 1: Passion, especially having four people.
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  Speaker 5: I feel this is literally a prison. This is like
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  Speaker 5: if like Barstool had a Benedictine monk that podcast.
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  Speaker 6: This is like what I would imagine.
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  Speaker 5: This is what people if people saw the other whole
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  Speaker 5: the You're basically looking at the entire sass.
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  Speaker 7: I feel like if you had expos exposed brick and
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  Speaker 7: plexiglass and what have you, like individual chairs with no deskly,
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  Speaker 7: I feel you'd still have qualms and you'd still be upset.
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  Speaker 1: This is just a basic podcast extent.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think it would change.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you need to have.
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  Speaker 5: Best not becoming at me on my own show, you
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  Speaker 5: on your own show.
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  Speaker 7: He's on the You're complaining about how conduceive this room is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: just fucking be good at podcast. You're right, this is yeah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: we're just talking. I hate the room.
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  Speaker 1: You know what do you need change?
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  Speaker 5: You're telling me you can't podcast in a sensory deprivation.
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  Speaker 5: A window would be cool sensory depth. That's why I
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  Speaker 5: like having KB on, because.
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  Speaker 1: Uh Ab doesn't hold back or he just keeps uh
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  Speaker 1: sas honest. Because you birth SaaS Sas crawled out of
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  Speaker 1: your he did as a as a sad little spur.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like Anakin.
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  Speaker 6: You are like you don't know reference. Yeah, I know Anakin.
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  Speaker 1: I forget what he does. Though he's in he's Anakin,
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  Speaker 1: he turns into Darth Vader though.
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  Speaker 5: Right, well, the Anakin as we know it dies and
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  Speaker 5: Darth Vader is.
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  Speaker 7: A Darth Vader was born born. I remember the pit,
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  Speaker 7: the Sarlac pit. It was an infinite pit that really
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  Speaker 7: fucked me up.
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  Speaker 6: Oh that's what the Emperor was thrown down.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know the see I'm talking about the hate
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  Speaker 5: you yeah, down a pit.
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  Speaker 7: It's one thing to get thrown down a pit that
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  Speaker 7: would suck, but it doesn't have.
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  Speaker 5: Any It's very It's very similar to when other people
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  Speaker 5: jumped off something huge.
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  Speaker 6: They died before they hit the ground, like of a
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  Speaker 6: heart attack.
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  Speaker 1: Is that true?
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  Speaker 6: I believe so? Right? Something about their.
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  Speaker 7: Legacy falling lifelessly for it's an infinite pit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's dope.
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  Speaker 6: That doesn't suit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think it was. I don't think it was
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  Speaker 6: an infinite pit. First. I think that was a rumor
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  Speaker 6: to scared bad little boys.
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  Speaker 5: It worked on me. Yes, it was terrified of it.
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  Speaker 5: Go to bed or else, the infinite pity, quick.
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  Speaker 7: Saying I could see right through infinite pits. I didn't know,
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  Speaker 7: like I had no basis, Like, I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 7: know if there are any.
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  Speaker 6: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: It was a rumor though? Where where were they spread
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  Speaker 1: the rumor?
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  Speaker 7: On thee Remember they never said it was an infinite pit.
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  Speaker 7: Our parents must have told me, right, Why did they?
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  Speaker 5: Why they because movies were so fucking bad back then
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  Speaker 5: that people had to like add things.
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  Speaker 7: I was terrified of the infinite pit. Yeah, even that
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  Speaker 7: if a fictional character experienced at once.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't like that.
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  Speaker 5: Like, have you guys ever heard the thing where it's like,
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  Speaker 5: when you're on top of a building, you're not scared
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  Speaker 5: of dying, you're not scared of falling.
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  Speaker 6: You're you're scared that you're going to jump. It's both.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that that's real that you're that you're
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  Speaker 5: scared that you're going to I kind of.
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  Speaker 7: I think we have a fear of falling in it,
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  Speaker 7: even if like that fall isn't realistic. Yeah, you even
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  Speaker 7: if we would have to climb up onto something, it's still.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you're not afraid of it because you could see
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  Speaker 5: the bottom.
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  Speaker 7: I'm terrified of infinite pits more so, especially now that
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  Speaker 7: we talk about this seems nothing in comparison.
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  Speaker 6: But are there any infinite Do you have any IP addresses?
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  Speaker 7: That's the one thing I My research on unlimited infinite
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  Speaker 7: pits are next to nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean outer space. Outer space is an infinite pit.
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  Speaker 1: That is an that's infinite pit.
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  Speaker 6: But what makes it a pit a pit?
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  Speaker 7: A pit for me is something that is just an
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  Speaker 7: exclusive fall you're sort.
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  Speaker 1: Of to the outer space?
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  Speaker 6: Is everyone in space?
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  Speaker 5: Would it be an infinite pit if I put you
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  Speaker 5: like I dropped you in like a McDonald's slide, but
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  Speaker 5: then closed it off so it was a circle, no,
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  Speaker 5: or the because you would be there'd be a point
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  Speaker 5: where you'd be able to.
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  Speaker 1: Say the infinite mobius strip.
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  Speaker 6: What's that called mobis strip?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Mobias strip? What are you thinking? Of a mobius strip.
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  Speaker 6: What if I drop you on a mobius? Would I
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  Speaker 6: fall infinitely? But I wouldn't stop falling.
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  Speaker 1: It's like only one side of it, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The sunken place.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and get out jump into an empty esher.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: An infinite pit would be horrible for twenty seconds, amazing
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  Speaker 7: for comparatively to other forms of death.
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  Speaker 1: Catch up with other people in the pit, and.
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  Speaker 6: Then it would just be boring, which is the ultimate torch?
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  Speaker 6: Are there sides to the pit though? The pit has.
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  Speaker 5: Sides so you could work yourself well, yeah, because obi
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  Speaker 5: Wan wasn't it?
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, oh and you just kind of can you
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  Speaker 1: slow yourself out beside?
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  Speaker 6: Was that Luke?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 6: Luke?
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  Speaker 1: And to what Luke dies and becomes obi Wan?
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  Speaker 5: Y'all about to get me pissed off from this guy's
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  Speaker 5: a star trek infinite shit like mc escher'll, I'll look
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  Speaker 5: at those paintings all day and be scared. In finish,
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  Speaker 5: there's your infinite handicap ramps. Now it's twenty twenty two.
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  Speaker 5: We should have paintings of that too.
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  Speaker 1: Just infinity as a as an idea is terrified.
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  Speaker 6: You don't like that.
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  Speaker 1: I remember having breakdowns as a child, being like, what, so,
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  Speaker 1: why would I want to go to heaven? It's just
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  Speaker 1: fucking forever. They say it's they said it's infinite. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just go was on forever.
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  Speaker 6: Don't want that.
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  Speaker 1: It's just good time forever.
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  Speaker 6: I don't want that.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, our brains can't conceptualize that yet.
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  Speaker 6: So maybe give us something.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe tell us it's a thousand years that would be
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  Speaker 7: I would not sin again. Yeah, it's way more desirable
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  Speaker 7: if they were, like, if they pitch us on heaven
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  Speaker 7: is a thousand years of paradise, I'm not going to sin.
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  Speaker 6: Were you raised Catholic?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? And it sounded infinite, dude, it sounded fucking.
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  Speaker 7: Incredible, And then you realize that infinite is do you
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  Speaker 7: have a ton of guilt or did you?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Still still in some ways it'll just manifest
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  Speaker 1: itself at random ass times.
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  Speaker 6: Like sas you've never gone to confession? Have you? No?
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  Speaker 3: I have?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Have you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I was raised Catholic?
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  Speaker 1: Twenty three percent, right, seventy seven percent?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm seventy percent ju Catholic. Yeah, I'm saying, okay,
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  Speaker 5: I don't go to church anything anymore. I'm not very religious.
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  Speaker 1: I only went three times though, ever I didn't.
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  Speaker 6: We had to go bye weekly.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, is that a lot? Probably once a month,
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  Speaker 1: once a month.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, So I did confession mandatory confession really yeah, yes.
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  Speaker 5: I've only confession.
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  Speaker 7: We three times and it was the priest that we knew. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: and we were in seventh grade. Like, so, our religion
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  Speaker 7: teacher would do a whole class on masturbating is a
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  Speaker 7: mortal sin.
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  Speaker 1: He would bait you into talking about this is a
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  Speaker 1: woman and she had her degree.
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  Speaker 7: Also, I'll never forget its auxiliary what sex whatever she
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  Speaker 7: called it is.
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  Speaker 6: This is a mortal sin.
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  Speaker 7: If you don't confess it, you go to Hell, guaranteed.
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  Speaker 7: And then the next class, we're going to confession with
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  Speaker 7: our Latin teacher, father Jim. And now we're like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: we're talking to this man about how we jack our
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  Speaker 7: dicks off.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, seventh grade, we just he knows all of us.
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  Speaker 7: They would not let us go to the screen. They
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  Speaker 7: would make us sit face to knows our parents. And
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  Speaker 7: now we have to just tell this man that we know.
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  Speaker 5: And then he vacuum and then he walks us back
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  Speaker 5: down to class after I told him I beat off,
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  Speaker 5: and then he's teaching us Latin. I didn't do my homework.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, well, I know what you were doing. Yeah
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  Speaker 5: that's brutal. Yeah that's terrible. We didn't study last night.
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  Speaker 6: I know what you were doing.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I used to just like I give us the decsions.
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't, but I wouldn't have anything to confess. I
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  Speaker 5: was like in second grade. I would be like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I yelled at my sister.
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  Speaker 6: There's a lot of that. He'd be like, what made
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  Speaker 6: you do that? I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm fucking six years old.
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  Speaker 1: I was frustrated, Yeah, what are you doing? Why are you?
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  Speaker 6: Dude?
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  Speaker 5: But like I told the priest, I beat off in
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: my Uh. I had to go say, like four hail
• 14:29
  Speaker 5: Mary's in front of like a merry statue when she
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: has her tit out breastfeeding Jesus. That just makes me
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: want to go again. And it's in front of like candles.
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: It's candle lin smells of incense. I'm horny as fun.
• 14:42
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna just drop eight eight Hail Marys just to
• 14:45
  Speaker 7: get get out.
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: Back and forth like a Mobius strip. It was never ended,
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: just like a Mobia strip strip.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Dude, I went to confession recently. Uh and I actually
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: never wound up even putting out the the ship.
• 15:00
  Speaker 6: But uh, because it got too real. I didn't believe you.
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: Actually I have, I'll show you that I wouldn't. Yeah,
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: I would like to hear it.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: It's six minutes. It's kind of long. You don't want
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: to hear it all. But I was just confessing to
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: ship and then he like, he was like, why do
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: you think you're doing all that? He like, he caught
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: me my track.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: Do you confess to throwing a cactus at KB?
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Anything, think of anything that I've done that the way
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: that I've wronged all of you guys. Yeah, I think
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: I was just trying to be unique.
• 15:28
  Speaker 7: Dude.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: It's like a garden state when the dudes like, no
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: one's ever made this sound at this time, no one
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: had ever thrown a cactus to KB at that point.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: It's true, was that your first cactus catch?
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: It was the first one anywhere, It was the first
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: one anyone's done. He's got to the bottom of this. Yeah,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: he did catch it, but it was actually a soft cacti.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a hard ass, Yeah, dude, it was. It's
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: pretty whacked that your teacher was making you guys talk
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: about jerking off. It was you definitely told the truth
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: to the tea of every curse and some days you
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: or some days you probably did. And uh, like since
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: there's probably some weeks where you had gone like I.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: Had probably my best run probably four weeks sinless. I
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: remember everybody in eighth grade was saying fuck and they
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: like cornered me on the playground. Yeah, and they were like, uh,
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: not even a playground, it was a parking lot. We
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: all stood in and you know, they were like they
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: were all taking turns saying fuck, and I wouldn't do it,
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: and I was getting made fun of having.
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: I remember the fox, Yeah, the fuck.
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: It was all you had to do was say fuck,
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: and there was no like, no one had bad Yeah
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: say it, but this is true.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: I would have nightmares where I like I was being
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: forced to say fuck and I wouldn't do it, like
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: for a week straight, and so my mom woke me
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: up in the middle of one of these nightmares and
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: made me say fuck to her.
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: And then ever since.
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: It's insane, even earlier than eighth grade, I remember it,
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: and it just shows how humans are so inherently like
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: prone to take advantage of other people's vulnerabilities.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Whatever you make.
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: My peers didn't want they didn't care if I said
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: fuck or not, but they knew it would I wouldn't
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: do it under pressure her, and it would make them
• 17:01
  Speaker 7: look better me look worse.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: We should, we should try to do a sinless week.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: I mean, you're married, which is a huge loophole. Yeah. Yeah,
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: once you get married, there's no sin.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: No.
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't even sin anymore.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: No, I can't. But but uh, it's coveting. Coveting a
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: neighbor's wife is only applies to me, Like you guys
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: don't have We don't have that. You can kind of
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: like betray or anything like that. So any coveting, I mean,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: you guys are kind of a blanket covered on coveting.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: You can just covet whoever.
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: We could cove it. Well, no, I can covet thy
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: neighbor's wife, even if I'm unwed.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, can you cover a single broad? What was
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: he just showing you?
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: I don't think you can covet a single bro. You
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: can cover it a single bro?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Is it a sin?
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: My thing is envy, dude, I'm like envying you right now.
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: And that's they say, that's the worst sin.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: What is there to envy about me? Dude being married to.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: The goat Because you're the sneaky goat.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I've envied all of you in here, to be honest,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: you're the sneaky goat. I've definitely envied my boys. But
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: how do you stop envy from happening?
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: How doe you?
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: I think it was kind of like the striving and
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: effect we shouldn't have even talked about.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Well, I think you just have to replace it with
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: another deadly sin.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Furiously NBA Tyler out there.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, glutton is avoidable.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: Glutton is avoid I don't know if that shouldn't be
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: That shouldn't be a glutton isn't just food, it's anything.
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: Glutton shouldn't be a deadly sin? Yeah, I think I
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: think God is fat phobic. No one is eating to
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: like spite others.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Is there any fat saints?
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: It was probably when there wasn't a lot of food
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: to go around, right, Yeah?
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: Probably.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I asked if there's any fat superheroes, and it's like
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: a superhero who's just like regular fat without having it
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: be like part of why they're fat, like part of
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: their superhero just.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: Like regular happens to be poorly.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because like every fat superhero is called like the
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: blob or he can like eat.
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: People, that's his thing. Yeah, it's part of his curb
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: superhero ness.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: But like just completely un judgmental, just a guy who
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: happens to be fat. Yeah, Kirby's I guess pretty poorly.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: No, there's Kirby literally inhales people.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's the that's a fictional thing. There's no
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: like human superhero is like just kind of overweight, like
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: a chubby.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: But they've been like, uh yeah, but like they've been
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: adding they've been adding flaws to superheroes, like gay, Yeah,
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: they making them.
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: Gay my weakness yeah, or like the models with the spots.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Winny Harlow type of ship. Get it.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: They're still attractive, Yeah, you're hot.
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: Now there's a lot of spotted models in a surplus
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: of spotted model.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It started with freckles and it was just like
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: these bitches and freckles who would have been burned at
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: the steak at one time.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: And Kate Upton has the mole?
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or who is Cindy Croft Sindyle?
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Who else?
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: People like the mole? People like the mole?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they want to like why why do they like it?
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: I think it's just a little thing that shows like
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: this perfec woman isn't textbook humanizes.
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: Right, And you can tell you can go on any
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: reddit subreddit that's porn based and it's the top posts
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: are always people that have some degree or characteristic of
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: attainability to redditors, Like, what do you mean, Like, so
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: the hottest girls will never be in the top they'll
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: hate them.
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: It'll always be girls.
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: Who are like nerdy and have like a Zelda map
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: in the background.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they always have a try Force tatto. But these
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: bitches are playing the game though. It's like when eating
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: pizza was like.
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: But this is purely a worn page and these guys
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: are still treating these women as if they're attainable. They
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: are in their mating circle.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're making them feel attainable. Yeah, it is like, yeah,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: just thick glasses. I feel like used to be a
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: hack that these bitches be like, oh.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well now it's a gamer girls, yeah right,
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: because all the gamers are like, we play the same games.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: She'll probably want, but they're not fucking nice edit or
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: any of them, like top twenty in the world.
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: I think poke these games.
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: These gamer girls are getting so much money because like
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: these guys, the people of intimacy they have just because
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: they're both gamers.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: They pay them so much that it's like it's a
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: psychological thing. You're seeing into their room. They're paying so
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: they say your name.
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: The fact that it's live is a huge you'll read
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: your name out loud.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: People will donate money so that they'll be like, oh
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: uh Nick Turaney, don't it's like yeah yeah. So it's
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: just like they like a little sasquatch, I mean, out
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: of the people. So like come bubbles, it's a poke Maine.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: Is that her name?
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like she she gets like what like forty thousand
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: people watching her play video games? Yeah, how many of
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: those dudes you think are like actively masturbating half Yeah,
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: at least no thousand. They're like so broken. They think
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: like I got a respect? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah you should.
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: But they're like I would say respect thirty first center masturbating,
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: and like seventy or sixty are like this, I have
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: a chance with her, so I'm not going to masturbate.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Right now, and it would be weird.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: They treat it like a date like this is my
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: chance to learn about her and she's intimate environment. The
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: streaming shit is weird. Those people are like the biggest
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: people on the internet right now. Yes, every day I
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: go on to Twitter and it's like dream or who
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: is it, Quackity. They're like, they're like Quackity fell out
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: of his chair and they'll be like seven hundred thousand
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: tweets and let's be a clip of him, like slipping
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: out of his chair.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: Have you seen have you heard of it? Dude?
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: A corpse husband. Have you heard of him?
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: No?
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: Corpse?
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the rapper.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: He talks like this and he plays games, but nobody's
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: ever seen him, but women just assume he's like the
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: hottest guy in the world. And then a picture of
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: him surfaced and it was the funniest thing and like
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: all these girls like, no, that's not him. Yeah, yeah, dude,
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: there's a lot of those that dream guy. Yeah, he
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: doesn't show These people are what no do I was like, no, probably.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Not, because it probably ruined I mean it ruins it.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: They have to completely only get off from people thinking
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: he's hot.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: They probably send countless nudes to him.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but like he's not to be able to
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: like he can't like go to a bar and like
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: use that.
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: No, no, he's the internet. There's plenty of girls who
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: will fucking via the internet.
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: It'll be just very awkward.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: They'll just come and they'll show up and kind of
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: be disappointed.
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: Because it's guys who have zero confidence that just acquired
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: a bunch of like status and fame at once, so
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: they're they don't know how to act. So they'll get
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: a bunch of like nat like designer clothing, but still
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: can't they can't speak in the capacity I mean a womanizer.
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah they're Yeah, they're they're losers.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Trying to picture what the like equivalent would be like
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: for KB of like a girl who's like always playing
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: video games because she thinks the guys are jerking off.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Are like.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: There are there is an equivalent. There are like there
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: are like there are women.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Or like a like a girl who like has wrestling
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: on in the background, and it's.
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: Like and that is the that is like a very
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: good metaphors.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: Like the wrestling girls.
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: There's such a small amount of them, and there's such
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: an even smaller amount of like attractive ones, so like
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: the good wrestlers are like that to them.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: But like about this the last time, I don't think
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think wrestlers.
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: I think we did, did we?
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: I don't think we talked about girl wrestlers.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: No, girls want to wrestlers?
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah we did.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: What do there's a name for them, right, there's singlear chasesers?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: So funny.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: Growing Do you think wrestling would be more popular if
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: it didn't suck?
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: That's there's so many issues with it. Yeah, it should
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: just be a different sport.
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: They threw a ball at the number one issue is
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: that it's it's so technical that it's boring to watch
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: even if you know the sport.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: And maybe that's why sumo wrestling is more appealing to
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: the masses because it's.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Like, but no one actually watches, No one actually watches watch.
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: The Japanese watch it more than we watch, like, I
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: don't know, like baseball, not baseball, but really, and.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: It makes the dudes feel better about themselves, like there's
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: just some fat, fat ass dude out there wearing a
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: gee in.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: The really old UFC fights, there would be uh, sumo
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: wrestlers in there. Yeah, yeah, there would be crazy. That
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: would be it was called the UFC.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: No, it would be like like one ra disparities, Like
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: who is the Yayce Gracie yays racy. I think it's
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: they would be like a kick kickboxer up against like
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: a seven hundred pounds It.
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: Was essentially the ship. They would this warrior that they
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: tried to bring to life.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but the sumo wrestlers would get their asses handed
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: to that. The kickboxer, there's one specifically, I can't remember
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: which one it's in, but he like just kicks them
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: right in the face and the dude just like collapses.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Wrestlers cannot fight now. They're not there to fight. They're
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: like there to push people off balance, Like they just
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: knock people off balance, Like they're not there to like
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: brawl out. You have to know sumo wrestling to even
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: beat a suma or even compete with a sumo wrestler.
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: Has that come to haunt you? Like do people assume
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: you're a good fighter?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the whole it's become a meme like if you
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: have if you see someone with cauliflower or don't funk
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: with them.
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: So that's not haunted me, it's helped me. But you
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: but you're fucking with a bull though, Yeah, I can't punch.
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: So if you've gotten a fight with me, you could
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: punch me and I would.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: It would hurt, and I.
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: Would probably wouldn't even hurt, though I would fall and
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't be able to punch back.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: But you fall and grab an ankle and start allegating a.
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: Lot of drunk guys can't do that. They can't throw
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: hands themselves, so I would be like I would have
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: an advantage to take them down.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've never been punched. You shouldn't. Nobody should. That's
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: more of like a knock ron Roan should loan a
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: lot for me.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Well, my nose looks like this because I have got punched.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: Have you gotten punched?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, for sure, I've gotten punched, not a ton.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: But I got a Philly game.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Uh. This was at a pickup football game when I
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: was like fifteen years old. It broke my nose. But
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I've gotten why they punched up because the week before
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I ran onto the field and like a guy was
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: like running back a touchdown, and I like ran on
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: the field and like a speared him as he was
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: running for a touchdown.
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: Wait were you even in the game.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, we were like, uh, we're like rotating
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: one player out. We had one more.
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: It was like you're playing like hockey.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: It was like one to our town had. It was
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: like town versus town, and so our town had one
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: other dude. So I was just rotating out for that
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: play and he was running down for a touchdown.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: I was dirty.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: It was dirty. I deserve probably deserve to get punched. Yeah,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: by the dude.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: I punched one person.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: R J.
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: Kerns, Oh, my God, would have paid to see that.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: It was It was a seventh grade. We have each
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: got in a box like the tins of Yu gi
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: oh cards. I got a time wizard and he bent
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: it because he's just jealous.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: I got it. That's like, that's a golden rule. Yeah,
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: don't spend time.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Getting punched doesn't suck that bad.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: Though I've never been punched, and I've never punched it.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: I've almost I would like to have a bloody nose
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: just so I can ignore it.
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: I was so prepared for that. Being a thing about
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: adulthood is just getting punched, having to like fights and
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: like get punched.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: Everyone take your beatings.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: My parents used to like encourage it. My dad ye'd
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: be like, you have to like beat you to learn
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: to punch. Take ship, Yeah, don't take ship.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: That was telling you to beat people.
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: I was like, I'm gonna have to fucking defend myself
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: a lot when I get older.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: Like I would get like bullied by a kid you're
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: school and kill him.
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: If you're an adult who is in those circumstances, you are.
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: You are the worst of the worst. When somebody's like, oh,
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: every time he gets drunk, he wants to fight. Oh,
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: he's a cunt, He's.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: A terrible person. Yeah, Nick, would you mind just punching
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: me in the side of my head?
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: Uh No, I'm not going to do that, just one
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: in the.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Side of because I know I'm going to like accidentally
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: hit your temple when it's probably going to cause a
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: clot to it before we know.
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: It's embolism city, baby.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: You'll I'm not made of glass, though I.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: Think we all are made of glass.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Dude, I don't think we are.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: I think one person could come in here and just
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: punch and just wipe the whole office, just walking through, like.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Through all of us, just to follow through. If he
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: lined us up like the picture of all the white
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: dudes at the Red Sox game, Yeah, he might be
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: able to knock out everybody with.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: One'll be like those like things on the desks of CEO.
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: Just c.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, our entire entire staff should be punched more.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: A lot of adults should be punched, especially truly hate us.
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: And I think it's easy to give them like the
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: oh they're just trolling on the internet. But I think
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: they do truly hate us. They should punch us more. Yeah,
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: and there's it's hard to not get away with it.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: But anyone who does the punching to your point earlier
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: probably deserves to be punched them exactly. It's not like justice,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: and there's so much online.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Just come punch punch the.
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: People you hate if it would, but I don't think
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: you would get away with it. We are very easy
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: to find. You know where our offices and where we
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: go out in general. You could find us out, punch
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: us and that would be it. That would be But
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: do you think that I've seen so many people get
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: in fights, get punched, get knocked out, vice versa, and
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: that's it.
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: I'm the type of guy to die.
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: You guys can punch us if you hate us. Yeah,
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: So if you don't DM me, you wrap it up like.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Two dudes who just fought and it's like, oh, it's
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: all cool, and.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: It is such a weird like something like you hate
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: someone online, you're like if I see you in personal
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: not on it's.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: Like, no, they should be saying that, and they should
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: be doing that.
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: But it's like you could say anything they say. They
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: do say anything. They say the meanest things in the
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: world to us and more so to our co workers.
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: Come punch us, like, come knock us out.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: I don't want to.
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: I guarantee you'll get you'll get away with it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the way that I mean like Stephen Crowder,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Remember Stephen Crowder got knocked out or he got punched
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: to the side of the head. Fucking no, Heraldo punched someone.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Haralda like punched a Nazi or something. Would you ever
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: punch someone back if they just came up and like
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: hated your content and domed you.
• 30:44
  Speaker 7: I don't know how I would. That would be a
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: pussy probably, so I would do one. Cry, Yeah, dude,
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: I would cry.
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: Because it hurts.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: I would cry because it'd be embarrassing. Yeah, because like
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: nobody's ever on the side of the punchy out. There's like, oh,
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: you just got punch. Yeah, why'd you get punch my
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: online posts?
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and that would destroy us. And like, instead of
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: sending us.
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: A paragraph of why we should be fired or how
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: much we suck, punch us. A lot of you guys
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: have like, uh, I see your locations.
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: I see your location.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: You're right around the corner Wilkes Bear, Glenn Burnie. Like,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: that's 's cheap twelve dollars Bush ride to go punch this.
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: If this comes Torum gonna be so mad at I'm
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: just saying you guys should start punching.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Imagine the bus ride back to Wilkes Bear after you
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: punch someone. It would be like the looking out the
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: bus windows. Like, feel way better than having your DM
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: get ignored before you punch someone. After you punch. Punch us,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: get out the window. It's fucking sick.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: I mean you can even make it back in time.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: See the baby pens. Yeah, ice up your hand.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you punch right, you get the right knuckles
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: you It will probably feel pure like hitting a fucking
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: ground rule double d.
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: You know, just I could use it some more. It
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: will probably humble up everybody. There's a lot of local
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: Yankees fan Come go punch hubs. You guys always talk
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: about he even he goes to the game public.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Go punch Hugs smokes, dude, punch him out.
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: Knock him out cold, knock out Tommy cold, Marty mush.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: Everyone's talking about it. Go punch him. You aren't.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: You're literally wasting your breath. You're wasting You're in perth amboy.
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: Go you can go walk and punch him in the
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: same day, same same ship.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: You'll probably pass him. He might be on the same
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: route as you and you could punch him.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: Don't waste your keystrokes. Those are finite.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Exactly a punch, Like think of how many keystrokes equals
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: one punch. It's probably just like one slur is the
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: amount of energy would take to do a punch.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: If it picture is worth a thousand words, how many
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: words is a punch worth?
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Probably just like a bud Like that's a book that's.
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: Like a few dumps, a few Instagram dumps. Yeah, oh shit,
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: yeah that book.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be incredible. The ladies too, dude, we
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: got girl co workers. Everybody's got something to say about Erica.
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you go fucking not. Yeah, everyone has something to
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: say about Erica. They don't they don't agree with the
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: way she runs the ship, didn't agree with their.
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: Podcast Knock her Out, cool.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: Man tight lift over there. Well, I'm like, I don't
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: want to get punched.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: I don't want to either. That's how it should be.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: If you get a DM that says I'm on my
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: way to punch.
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: You, then I'd have to welcome it and defend myself
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: how I see fit.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: The internet has killed the punch.
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: It does nothing for either party to just send them
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: a hateful message that they'll ignore.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: People pop off way more. Just go punch The Jews
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: had just punched Hitler, Yeah, my god, they could have.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: Don't bring the Jews into this.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Y'all should have just did it. It's like you were voluntarily.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: It's not the hypothetical. Shouldn't be punched or kill baby Hitler.
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: It should be like punch teen Hitler.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that would have just made him stronger.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: There is probably a one sweet spot where you could
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: have punched him in it. All would have said it right.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it was in his life.
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: I think you can do a lot of like tests,
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: long term studies on people who have been walloped publicly,
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: and I bet you none of them have committed a
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: serious crime since.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: School shooters definitely haven't been fucking they have.
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: None of them have been punched pretty bad like that.
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: Even like that.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Punch though, it's like modern, Yeah, a lot of.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: That is a lot of that is not. It's like
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: as a stereotype. Yeah, like the of all day, that shooter,
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: like he didn't.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Get here's the man. He was the quarterback of the
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: he was.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: The bully apparently, and no ONEm took him seriously as
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: people just like laugh when he'd try and be a
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: dick to someone. And then like the all the headlines
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: were like he was bullied really hard in high school.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: It's like, well, no, he was just an asshole and
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: a psychopath.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: If you're bullied hard enough in high school, you're not
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: a podcast.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's massive facts. We got fucking time. We got
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: plenty of time. Let's throw in right here, which we
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: don't have Steve just for next week. For next week
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: we'll have they're ready for me to please come on,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: please come on, game Runner?
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: What are you? That's my team? We're grouchom that rules dude, Yeah,
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: yeah it is. I can't tell who you are at all?
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Who is it that could be fucking anybody.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: Who the fuck is He like, I'm losing my voice again.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: You're not, No, you're not.
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you sound good. It's getting raspy again.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Your DC.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: I already finished it, bro.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Your fucking fiend, Sash. He said that he almost fought
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: you earlier because he was in withdrawal from nicotine. That
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: was the one time he almost punched somebody.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't. I took his vape and I snapped it.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: I said, you're too young.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: Well I'm really confused on what just happened there with
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: the punching thing. Well, Kyle, yeah, he's so. If there's
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: any crossover listeners, well, there's there's some. I'd say twelve
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: of your percent of your audience. It makes up for
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: one hundred percent of hours.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: That's somehow your YouTube that same twelve is uh, they
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: all watched twice seventy percent of.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: Kyle has been just like so angry lately and really
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: like getting off takes and it's been really good for me.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: But he sent our the ANUS group a text and
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: he was just like, I'm not meant to live long.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: He's got to be about now.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: I know, no fired up, he got sprayed by sediments
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: by a street sweeper. Oh, that would pissed me.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: But what do you mean sprayed by sediment?
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: You got sprayed by sediments, but the street sweepers sprayed
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: with sediments.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: So they like kick at Wait what do you mean
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: they rocked the sediment.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it sprayed them. And then the guy tweeted,
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry for the spray.
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: No.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the street sweeper knew him.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I feel like his frustration with the world is similar
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: to when Sas got really pissed at the world and
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: shaved this head and he just maybe this move could
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: really change that. Because Sas, I feel like your move
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: from Help's kitchen really helped your mental health.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Me, my mental health is deteriorated, deterior deteriorating. Huh again,
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: because my room is trying to My room is killing
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: me slowly.
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: Why is your room killing it?
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know, dude. It's like every day I wake
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: up with new symptoms. It's like it's my air conditioning.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: And I got a humidifire last night, which kind of helped.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: I don't know if it helped.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: It's like smart house, just.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: Put a bowl of water next to your bed.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've heard that works, and my mom made me
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: do it, and I just like, I just left it
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: and then it just got moldy. Yeah, there's a bunch
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: of mosquitoes, dragonflies. Just yeah, I didn't notice my fucking
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: nosebleeds because I have fucking malaria.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Now, yeah, it's my room turned to a marsh, a
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: fucking bog. You got a bog ass room.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: That's one of the one biomes. I've never been to
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: a bog. I've never been to a swamp. I've been
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: to a swamp. I never been to a bog. Really,
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: there was a lot of bogs from my town growing up.
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Granberry box, Yeah.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where where are our bogs?
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: Like Minnesota and ship or I need a bunch of
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: cranberry bags in my hometown and you you go skating
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: on them in the winter because they only get like
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: a foot deep of water.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: What happens to the cranberries under underneath the water? Do
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: they just freeze over?
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: They gatter them all before the winter?
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: Everything?
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, stray beerries like pictures of have you ever
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: seen the pictures of people that are standing in the
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: and there's they're surrounded by berries.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: There used to be an ocean spray commercial where dudes
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: were doing that and they were Well, then I didn't
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: know that cranberries were an underground berry, underwater berry.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Yes they are.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: They're buried buried berry buried? Is that why they call
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: them berries?
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Yep?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I fucking knew it, dude, Yep, I knew.
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: That's that's the original berry.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What are you doing for the fourth of July?
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: That's a good question. I'm supposed to be at the
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: shore for an obligation. Oh fuck, I can't say that.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can, this will be out.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, for an obligation. Uh did you a commercial
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: kind of thing? I guess or I don't know, but
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: I don't want to do that. So I think I'm
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: going to place six h Maybe are you gonna stand
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: in New York?
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: I think I will. Yeah, I'll be here, and Snetti
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: will be here.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Oh Snetti will Yeah?
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: You love Snetti?
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I dude.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: It's going to be in Barcelona, Barcelona, Bartholona tomorrow, tomorrow.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: How do they con people that their lisp was part
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: of the language and like it's like hot everywhere else
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: in the world. A lisp is like nerdy as fuck,
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: but like a woman. Yeah, so a Barthlona is hot time.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: Uh lisps can be ranged from a huge spectrum of lisp.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Most of them suck, some are gay, Yeah, those are funny.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: A lot of them are gay.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Some of them are from a cleft lip or something
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: like that, which leads to pedophilia.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: Does it?
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, you never watched Gone, Baby Gone?
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: What about what abou Joaquin?
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's probably a pedophile. Joaquin Joaquin Phoenix has
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: a cleft real and like you know, you never something.
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: I love him? You love him?
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: M hm.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Bro, here's a fucking fun fact. I learned about this
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: in my fucking Latin class. Yeah that back in the day,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: this actually meant that someone's getting killed because it was
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: like a throat slash thing. Oh so this people would
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: think that this means live and this means die. This
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: meant live and this meant die. You can use that
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: in your act. Bro.
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: You still reading SaaS now?
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Not really, my mom, I'm taking a little break off
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: the books.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Damn, you got to learn it too fast.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Well, I've just been doing a lot of stand ups,
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: so I haven't only been having time to reacause I
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: just don't work.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: You're doing spots every night.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: I'm on the grind, bro, That's why I'm losing my voice.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Because you've been fucking talking.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: It's coming back. It gets losing again.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Just like reading is a good way to keep the
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: fountain of jokes plentiful, though.
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: It is depends on what you're reading.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you mean? I'm reading right now the
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: biography of Jengis Khan and it's only inspired me.
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: I want to be a conqueror and.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: Should he He fucked way more than this, dude.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: He was incredible.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: Con was Oh my god, it's the equivalent of an
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: American slave taking over North and South America.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: He was a slave?
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah kind of here, yes, for like ten years.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: How is it to read? Is it hard to read?
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: No, it's incredible. It's smooth or on to you when
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: I'm done.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm ready for it.
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: Oh you're ready.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I do like a full book a year.
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: You were gonna love this?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: This will be the one.
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: This is the one.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: What is it? In short sentences? I realized I like
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: short as it's a.
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: Very written, very stream of consciousness.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: If I see one adjective facts, oh really, it'll be
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: like his name was actually this?
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: This is this? In twenty five years. He took over
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: more than Rome did in four hundred.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. They must have been super easy to conquer.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: They must have been very conquerable.
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: People's the Mongolians that were the people they were conquering?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Or who did they conquer everybody? But so those people
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: must have just fucking turned over on. They must have
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: bellied up super easily. Must have unless he's just that
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: fucking nice with it. He's so nice with it. How
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: much did they describe his sexual exploits?
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: A decent amount?
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: Really, but I'm only detailed. He's only thirty something where
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: I'm out in the book.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Wait did he start fucking?
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: He has twelve kids?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Oh really, he's like Crow.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: But they only recorded his sons.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Oh really Yeah? Do you think they killed the girls
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: or they know they really? So he has twelve sons?
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and doctor Luke he refused to record the gal
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: he did.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Didn't he get sued for that?
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Kesha suit him or doctor Luke.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: He was just like, I'm he was getting in trouble
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: for that. Then he just invented core water and made
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: like a billion dollars off.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: That's a doctor Luke.
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: That's a doctor Luke Joints.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Well, the thing that about core water is that there's
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: the cup at the top of it.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's cool.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I do always pour it into the cut.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Do you poured into the cuff? I was thought that
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: was for dogs. Oh, maybe it is to get my
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: shits's pH right.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I like to kind of ration out my water. I
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: don't want to drink it all at once.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: I've been I've been on a huge water kick. I'm
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: been buying different brands every time.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you won't drink tap water.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: I heard it's the best in New York, but it's
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: I don't care about the water. Yeah, it comes from
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: the purest sources. It comes from the catskills. It's it's
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: the freshest. But then it goes through all those disgusting,
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: fucking pipes.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like probably actual poop, actual poop that it's going through.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: But there's like so many nutrients in it that I
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: think that if you just drink New York tap water,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: you definitely don't have to go to the dentis because
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: there's so much fluori. Yeah, and you probably don't have
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: to go to any type of doctor. Like, there's probably
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: enough nutrients where you can subside or tap water. It's
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: as nutrient rich as a Gatoraye, there's probably electrolytes in it.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: There's probably fire ship in it.
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: Do you drink tap water?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I actually just watched a cool movie about fuck.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: It's with the I forget who's who's with his but
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: it's like this guy and like this farmer is uh
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: like all of his cows are dying and then they
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: find out because like this is.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: The blackwater the movie, Yeah deep.
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: Water maybe yeah, falo and it's like all the poison
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: in West Virginia.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: I guess so yeah, yeah, dude, it's from the teflonflon
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: in Uh Jeff Gordon's car?
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: What was his brain?
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: What was good Year?
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: No? No, who's DuPont? DuPont?
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: It's almos And dude, it's affected every human alives DNA.
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: Now we're permanently alter from that.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: That's so crazy? Can do Pond have fucked up?
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: More?
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Like isn't the guy from DuPont like the fox catcher
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: who has like killed everybody on his property? Yeah, and
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: they also just made the most toxic shit like he
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: fucked up at every level like interpersonal they affected all
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: of us.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: Have been touched by that like directly, Yeah didn't. They
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: just melt like a cave man and they're like, oh fuck,
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: he's got it too now.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: Dupondal went brazy.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just watched that movie like the other day.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: He's really good.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Ruffalo.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Ruffalo rules acts.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Does he have a lisp? He is some kind of
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: like the words come out of his mouth a little
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: bit funny. But I think he's like that with the
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: porn stars that have something like slightly wrong with them.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I think women love that he has like a little
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: bit lisp and he's like kind of frumpy and like.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: I think it's his I think it's like the faces
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: he makes. He's like distracted, he has something he's yeah,
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: like he's retarded. Yes, I mean that is like a
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: well kept Hollywood secret, but I have heard that.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that he's retarded and that's why he
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: fucked so much. That's why he's so desirable because he's
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: that retarded. Yeah.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: No, it's still the same thing. Like you know, the
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: popular girls take those guys to prong. Yeah, every yeah,
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: every all the women in Hollywoe went Ruffalo.
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just to take a picture with.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: The he's one of He's great he's in us all
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: the rest of that galla.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, did you see what halle Berry did?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: She too, She brought Ruffalo. That is so sweet. She's
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: definitely gonna be prok.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: He rules. Yeah, he deesen Spotlight.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, exact same kind of role where he's just
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: like this intrepid reporter who's just like, I'm going to
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: fucking fix the world. He played a villain. Oh, nobly,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: you probably can't. Some dudes just don't have it in them.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: A lot of dudes.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some some guys can go back and forth. I'm
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: trying to think who's going back and forth flip flop
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: like chicken fry. You said she was the villain and
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: then she was the superheros.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: She went through her villain era and then she was
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: the big person March.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: But I'm in my villain. I've been in my villain
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: era for a fuck fifteen years. Yeah no, no, you're
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: trapped in it.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: I've always had this internal debate with Roan whether or
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: not he's a scoundrel.
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: Or a rascal.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I'm a route rouse.
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: Is there is there a combo of them?
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: I don't know a grouseuse are you guys exhausted. Yeah
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: I've been Yeah, dude, this has been a long two weeks. Yeah, yeah,
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: I've been really fucking tired, really fucking tired, just fucking drained.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: I'm pumped for this brain, Yeah, super excited.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: What's a roughed grouse play with my dog? Is that
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: a It's gotta be a type. It's like a cornish
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: game hen.
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: When I was a kid, we we cooked cornish game
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: hen for this uh this other family and they were
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: like richer than us. Yeah, and then uh, the kid
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: like their son thought that, uh, the cornish game hen
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: was really good. So he asked if he could take
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: home the leftovers. And my family is so fucking pissed
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: at this little boy took home all of our fucking
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: cornish game.
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: A little rich boy.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: You know, you couldn't afford all this fucking cornish game
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: and we were trying to seem rich. And then he
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: just went home.
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: Doesn't grow on trees, Yeah.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Dude, he was just walking out with fucking cornish game.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Hends Under.
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: I hated her houses growing up.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: When I was in fifth grade, I went to private
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: school for a year.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I went you probably were fucking taking cornish
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: game from other people's houses with your un brown bag game. Yeah,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: he was taking cornish gamein Mom, Mummy, Mother, I tired
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: of the game. Hen mother.
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: His teeth were real big for.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: We had the most sasc British we had.
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: We had the most bland.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Me was like twenty one savage.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: We ate the same thing like every night. It was
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: either chicken or cornish. My mom had a run for
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: like three weeks in a row where we did chicken
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: and broccoli. Uh, cheese and broccoli castrole every fucking night.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and she would try to surprise us.
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: She'd be like, guess what off did you think you
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: liked it? No, she liked it.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: That ship was devastating, yes, like having zero control what
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: you wanted dinner to be and it would suck.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Moms definitely do that shit on purpose and vindictively as well. Yes,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: it'd be like I hate my family right now, as
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sure like dads go through that ship, but they're
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: not the ones fucking cooking, So dads are just whipping
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: up or Mom's just with.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: My dad would cook on occasion and it would be
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: like a massive event in the house and like no
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: one liked his food.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: But was he nice with it?
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: He was terrible, coude. My dad just made many pancakes.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: They were like regular pancakes, but this big dot this
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: the pan. Yeah, and then we just like eat it
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: with like forks. Made many pancakes.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: My dad can.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: Make two things. He can make spaghetti and meatballs, and
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: he can make eggs. And he would like try and
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: serve it like this was like some like five star
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: meal that like, and he's like this world class chef.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: He'd like we'd all have to like a line up
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: while he served us. He'd be like a little bit
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: of spaghetti and a little bit of meat bags and
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: he'd be like and then he'd get like pissed if
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: we didn't like it, And he was like, this is
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: just like anyone could make this.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: It's very cold out here for dude two never learned
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: how to cook. You'll grow up and your your your
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: children will probably resent you. Like you have to have
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: like a decent amount of shit and like a lot
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: of dudes don't have anything much less to fucking like
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: like chef Donnie's kids will be fucking eating dude, I
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: don't know who else.
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: How sustainable is that though?
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I mean large cooks a ton. Large is like cooking
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: up like pork chops for is like yeah, but like
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: large a million?
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah. How sustainable is how sustainable is not even like
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: money wise, like like the cleanup just like I mean,
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: how long is he gonna have the energy to be
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: like all right, I'm gonna make this. Like when he
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: made us that chicken and curry. Who's phenomenal, But it
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: was like that took him like two hours to do.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: People love that, dude. People who like to cook love it.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: As like a.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Practice when when I go to my buddy's house in Denver,
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: he like wants to be a chef, and he's like
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: obsessed with cooking, and he's like he'll come home keep
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: come home for work, yeah, and Yoki and we'll be
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: like our dinner should be ready by like eight and
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: it'll be like three pm. And I'm like, dude, I
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: am starving and I gotta watch you make dinner for
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: five hours.
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there has to be some sort of middle ground.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: There has to the microwave that was created as the
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: as the middle.
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: I think steak is the middle ground. Yeah.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: Steak is the fastest thing you can cook that tastes
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: the best.
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: That's that is correct.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and steak cooks less than ten minutes to cook,
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: maybe fifteen. What about fashion, But you can't cook meat
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: in New York apartments because it'll smell like that for
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: the next fucking three.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Weeks and your smoke alarm is going to be going off.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Or like the way that Donnie like says to do
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: shit is like he's like pouring straight alcohol onto it
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: and it makes the biggest flame ever. Like you, I
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: follow it.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: I can't make I could not make one of those
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: meals at Donnie makes because we don't have the counter space.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: I can make one thing, yeah, and then that's what
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'll make steak.
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: All I'm eating is steak.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: There's no size because there's nowhere to put the steak
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: to like make the sides.
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: Like where am I going to put the stake?
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: I put it in my on my bed or some
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: shit on the plate, Like there's we don't have space
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: to do that. The guy that lives next to me
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: in my apartment, I swear, is like fucking making smoking
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: locks every night, dude, because fish all I know about
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: him is he's Asian and he sneezes fucking constantly. And
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: eats fish every night, so you think he's allergic to
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: the Oh, I gotta I gotta gas. You have to
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: tell him I got a gas like my age, you know.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: How like Casey, like someone saw her her like mole
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: on her or something like that and diagnosed it his
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: cancer from afar. You got to diagnose him as being allergic.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: That happens a lot, like newscasters have like lumps on
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: their necks, and let's happened. That's why I like, I
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: always try to like expose a little bit of myself
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: every show, just to see if I have, you.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Know, autism or something autism. Look, dude, Oh you could
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: see it in his eyes.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: It was bad on barstool versus America. I just did
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: this puzzle so fast, dude, a jigsaw puzzle in it.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: I was so embarrassed, and he was so.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Fired up about it. Dude. The way he screened it was.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: The most animated I've ever been in my life. Yeah,
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: you were like, how cliche. It was the funniest fuck
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: a fucking puzzle and picture of trains.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: It was tailored for you. That was them just looking
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: out for you. Yeah, let's let's let's make our boyd Nick,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: let's give the one. They have the football Challenge for
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: the football players, the eating Challenge for the fat guys,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: and a fucking thousand piece puzzle with trains all over
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: for Nick.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Shout out to you, brother, Shout out to fucking Nick. Yeah,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: shout out to you too.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: Says I'm worried. I'm gonna I'm worried I'm gonna lose
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: my voice before this thing starts.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Bro, brother, you're fine. You're not gonna lose.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: Your feel my throat starting to hurt again. It's yeatingniche,
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: it's dry.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna You're not gonna lose your voice.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: You need some more tea?
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you do you think about the fucking injections
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: or what.
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: I've been throwing back? How old are you?
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: How old are you?
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: Twenty one?
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: I had a fool beard by then?
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dang, I thought it was not gonna happen.
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: Not happen.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks.
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: Whoever's next?
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, what did you get to go? I same as
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: all teammates KB. Did you wait? Is it is the
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: mustache painted on barely? You need to it looks like
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: a thick ass mustache. Yeah, it looks funny, it looks
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: like a fake mustache. Oh it looks upe though. Oh no,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: you need a little water on that. Owen, dude.
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: I was watching the last one and it was like
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: the as as time went on throughout the case wasce
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: like the bottom half of my choker thing was just
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: gone at the end.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Because you were drooling.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: Just the top half of my face is painted.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: My muo was stressing because nothing was showing up opaque enough,
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: and she was like, is there anything you have on?
• 53:30
  Speaker 7: And I was like, tinted moisturizer And she.
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: Said, is that makeup?
• 53:33
  Speaker 7: And I said, well, it's driax tinted moisturizer Cognac. But
• 53:36
  Speaker 7: it's not technically makeup. That's why it's.
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: So popular among men.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Find that technicality though, like how can you even find
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: that loophole?
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: And she was like, yeah, that's makeup. Yeah, that's what
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: all the fella the fellas.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: I think Gas was the pioneer of wearing makeup. I
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: don't hear about Gas wearing makeup.
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, he did it for different reasons.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I guess his were pool He were like, for political reasons.
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: It's political beliefs, saying how many guys dm me from
• 54:07
  Speaker 7: burner Accounts, asking for the link to the striax tinted moisturize.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Why would it matter if they came from their.
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: And it's insane when they're pissed, Like when they get
• 54:16
  Speaker 7: in they realized that it is legitimately make up.
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: They get so up.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: What is it like coming? What does it look like?
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: It's like a black cylinder like a bottle, like a
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: tube is it?
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Is it designed for women or is it designed for
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: the fellas?
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: It's designed it's a sleek men's design. And then but
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: it's make up through and through.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, something I would.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: Like kill on shark tank.
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: What that feels like?
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: Something that would like kill on shark tank?
• 54:42
  Speaker 7: I think it's Yeah, I think it's it probably took
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: a similar route. I don't know how they got big,
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: but just.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Make up for dudes. I mean it's common.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: I mean that dude wipes.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: What's that? Yeah?
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: I mean it it is.
• 54:54
  Speaker 7: It's gonna it's gonna be so commonplace in ten years.
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: It's like we always make fun of women like, oh,
• 55:01
  Speaker 7: they look only good in makeup, Like yeah, we could
• 55:03
  Speaker 7: have that too, like we can look good too, and.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Dude, it but it's it's so expensive to be a woman.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: It like costs so fucking much time, and it just
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: costs so much money and so much time.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: Imagine how much like longer your mornings would be if
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: you have to wake up and put on like a
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: full face of makeup every day and do your hair suck, like,
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: do your hair every day like a fucking like showering
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: and brushing weight.
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, especially like now, like in college, like we were
• 55:31
  Speaker 7: so excited to go out. Now we don't even get
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: excited to go out. So you're doing that for two hours,
• 55:37
  Speaker 7: going out, having no fun and going home prematurely. Just
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: you guys, are you guys are in hell?
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's terrible for women out here. Expensive ass outfits,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: always need new outfits, have to get your hair done,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: has to get your nails done, putting fucking makeup on
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: your face, making absolutely no money, no money, no education, and.
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: Then they're not educated.
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: They don't even they're not even informed, which is one
• 56:00
  Speaker 7: thing a lot of like I can't even catch a
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: lot of the guys I know, their top their top
• 56:04
  Speaker 7: tier CEOs and entrepreneurs. They're high level. They don't have
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: any like you know, like their education is subpar. Yeah,
• 56:13
  Speaker 7: they went to like mid major. They went to mid
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: major schools, no elite campuses. But they're informed.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: At least they know what's going on.
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: Even with the women these days, they're taking all this
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: time getting ready, they're not even informed.
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: They're no good DeGreasy.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, like what the shooting where? Fucking not hearing shit
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: about anything.
• 56:32
  Speaker 7: They just they just know how you should feel about
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: the shooting. They're like, I'm irate.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: They know the right thing to say before they know
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: even what happened where they'll know the fucking how I
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: rate you need to be and you do? You do
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: need to be I rate? Yeah, you have to be
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: irate a real woman. That's when you have to go trains.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: If you're not irate about a school shooting, it's time
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: to fucking give up that pussy and strap a dick on.
• 56:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because the fella'm ready for that.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, it'd be incredible. But yeah, makeup is
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: going to happen for the fellas, especially with the amount
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: that everyone has to film themselves at all times.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, have you ever had to do makeup for
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: like a shoot or anything? I went to Yeah, for
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: one of our ads, we do makeup for the dat
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: chat thing.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well to make us into like old people.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: They was like stage.
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: Maker, yeah know, it was like, oh, you just look better,
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: you have less facial like facial facial blemishes.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like that shit goes day to day though.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I was on that movie one time and the first
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: day I fucking sat down and I was fine, I
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: didn't need any makeup. In the second day, after drinking,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh my god, and it took twenty minutes
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: for them to do the makeup. I think it's very situational.
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: It's the bood makes every kid in your face, and
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: I thought, like getting healthy, like lifting a lot, counting
• 57:47
  Speaker 7: my collaries and a booze.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Is still it's the only thing that's undefeated.
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: You'll know, drags your face.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: It's like putting yours your face up, exposing you to
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: like nuclear reactions, like your ship will just start drooping
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: under your chin, your eyes, eyes will bag out, like
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: your fucking ship will look saggy around your.
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: Fucking mountain and neck the eyes.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: This trash, dude, it's absolutely trash.
• 58:09
  Speaker 7: But is there like a drug that doesn't have a
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: crazy effect?
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Weed? Yeah, but what do you mean a drug, dude?
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Not a plant. Would you say oregano has a crazy effect?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Would you have time? Say time does what? Time?
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: Time doesn't?
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Human dude, that's fucking time, dude. Time waits for fucking
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: no man.
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: Oh and how far on our we.
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: Thirty two minutes? Sassa is bailing dude, sat you have
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: a lot of shows coming up, I do.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's what he's bailing about, or that's what
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: he's complaining about.
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that would be very exciting. You probably haven't had
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: time to be truly depressed.
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: No, no, I'm not, I'm not.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Uh, it has changed his whole outlook.
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: I haven't complained about that at all.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: I think that you're apartment's going to change your outlook.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: It always does for a week or two, I think
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: a long month.
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll have there's definitely a honeymoon phase where you're like,
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: this is the best place I've ever experienced.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Life is a musical and liked.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: And then slowly you start finding out what's wrong with
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: the apartment.
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: Life was Life was a musical when I first came
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: to New York, so grand and unfamiliar and sprawling.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: And everyone's like beautiful and like unique and uh subtle
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: different ways, but then you live in a dumbass neighborhood
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: or like comes local and then it jerks off on
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: your feet or like fucking you get like punched in
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: the chest by a homeless guy who you've been giving
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: a dollar or two for forty days straight. The dude
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: who punched me in the chest. I always give money and.
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: He but you've you've been punched by someone you given
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: money to. Do you think you remembered that you were
• 59:47
  Speaker 7: the guy who gave him money?
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: Definitely? Did it that? Still? I how do you react?
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: I just I laughed, Honestly, I laughed in his face,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: which is what happened. Or it was like a full punch,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: but like I was, uh, I was like walking like
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: it was like a group of people and I was
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: like trying to get to the subway. I like try
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: to like walk around the group, and he was like
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: coming around a group and he like pushed me in
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: the chest. Was like, don't walk up on me, man
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: like he thought.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: I was like fucking, I wouldn't be that mad.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I laughed.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: I like I last it was personal to me.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: When they like talk about my negative traits, then I'm
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: like fuck you. Yeah, But it sounds like you just
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: got in his way.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was equally in my way. But uh,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: I also like see him all the time and like.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: It's a reoccurring character in your life. Yeah, and like
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: nothing more.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Today gave him money again, like you said, it was
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: a sixtieth birthday.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 7: Recently, there was this woman in a stretcher outside of
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 7: Fulton Station, bleeding, had to tell like, I don't know
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: how she acquired that every day, and there was a
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: family of Europeans, probably like Germans, I don't know, just
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: with their phone out, just gawking with the phone in
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: this this bleeding elderly woman's face.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: No way, I hate Europeans.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're the worst, dude. They have no they think.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: It's like you already saying New York you're just saying
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: that I hate them. I do.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: Especially filming shit like that is so strange to me.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Why why when there's something horrible happens, people's first reaction
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: it's like, oh, I'm gonna film this. That's what you
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: can go back and look at it at.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, the numbers don't lie.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: I think it's also whack.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: When New Yorkers tried to prove their they try to
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: prove they're tried and true New Yorkers by not filming,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 7: performatively ignoring like a hassle on the subway.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Like people are like, uh, it's fucking Manhattan, Like that's
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: why everyone's taking pictures on this. You can laugh and
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: gack at things that are ridiculous. Still, people mind their
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: own business to to a fucking to a fault too
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: too much. That should be one of the.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: Sometimes someone's got to just tell those people to just
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: like shut the fuck up, dude. Like the people that are.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: They all just moved here from Toronto, like the people
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 7: were Like you're talking about the subway performers.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they should be stopped. They should act execute it.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 7: But like you don't like act like they're not doing
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 7: anything in front of you.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: You can react. It's like the people who are like
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: just stoic and stone faced, like now.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Subway performers deserve our jobs more than we deserve our jobs.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: That's a treat.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: They're more talented and fucking work harder than we do.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they actually have talents.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: So I'm not talking about people who are like dancing
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: and shit. I'm talking about people who are like causing
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: problems on the subway and everyone just like out, like
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: tucks their head away like nothing's happening.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone's like screaming at like a forty five year
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: old Jamaican woman.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that shit shouldn't be a thing. I'm fine with
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: it because I'm I never feel unsafe.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: But did you know what?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: I noticed that I only feel unsafe when I'm on
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: the platform.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: You might get launched and thrown in your bitch, as
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: might get launched.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: Fuck, we should just end right there.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's perfect. We can end there.