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FULL SHOW: LIVE From The Swingers Club · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show on holdak cheers Twoey from bringing back
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  Speaker 1: to lass and the world gone man. Yeah right, It's.
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  Speaker 2: Time to go over size.
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  Speaker 1: This is the biggest, biggest feast, is the biggest, our
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  Speaker 1: biggest shot big show.
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  Speaker 3: Jason Howitz, Mike Minogue and kidd A your mad Barsard's
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  Speaker 3: great of your company. This glorious Thursday afternoon. It is
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  Speaker 3: the fourteenth of November twenty twenty four and you you're
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  Speaker 3: massive backbones and listening to the big Show brought to
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  Speaker 3: you by Twey.
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  Speaker 4: Get it in, yeah, get it inside you.
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  Speaker 3: And I can tell you that we are currently broadcasting
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  Speaker 3: from the stunning, the magnificent ner Why golf Course on
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  Speaker 3: the coastline here in west Auckland and mowgi As always
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  Speaker 3: looking like an absolute stellion.
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  Speaker 4: You Greek of Donna's how's life going? Pretty grassy? You
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  Speaker 4: made dog your sixth son of a bay. It was
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  Speaker 4: an absolutely joy to turn up here. I didn't anticipate
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  Speaker 4: in the golf today, sure, but tuning up here, coming
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  Speaker 4: out onto the balcony and seeing you sprinting down the
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  Speaker 4: eighteenth with a family of magpies and hot pursuit trying
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  Speaker 4: to pick your eyes out. It's good to see you
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  Speaker 4: as part of nature, brother, and you really took it
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  Speaker 4: to them with your sand whiche. It was a thing
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  Speaker 4: of true and real beauty.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. They're narie little bar sards, the old magpies, aren't they.
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  Speaker 3: And I played a shot and I think I knocked
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  Speaker 3: out one of their nests. Yeah, and so yeah, just
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  Speaker 3: set the parents off there, Magi, and they followed me.
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  Speaker 3: Really put me off my golf game. Actually, to be
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  Speaker 3: honest with you, really put me off my golf game up.
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  Speaker 3: But Keezy, we're in your fantastic black foils capped there
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  Speaker 3: and your green golfing shirt. How's life mate.
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  Speaker 5: Life's great, Hoidy Jay. We are broadcasting from Millie Way
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  Speaker 5: Golf Club. It's sort of moody moody afternoon here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: on the West Auckland coastline. It's cloudy, weave it of rain,
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  Speaker 5: but the view we have got is magnificent. We've just
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  Speaker 5: played ato sixteen holes because we ran out of time,
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  Speaker 5: and we'll keep that in mind for next time here
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  Speaker 5: at beautiful Midy Wire as well. It's been a great
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  Speaker 5: day and I think you know the one thing that
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  Speaker 5: would sort of cap it off for me, what's that
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  Speaker 5: keasy top.
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  Speaker 4: Rating drive show? Absolutely mate, of course that the day
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  Speaker 4: started off you were bathed in sunshine. Of course, as
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  Speaker 4: the round progressed and the shots mounted up, you brought
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  Speaker 4: great shame on this golf course and that clouded over
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  Speaker 4: dark clouds and looking forward to getting into all the
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  Speaker 4: details of how you went.
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  Speaker 5: The good thing is I did bring shame, so did Jay,
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  Speaker 5: so did pretty much everyone that played here today. But
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  Speaker 5: the most shame was actually brought forward by Pugsunt and
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  Speaker 5: he wasn't even playing. But we will certainly get into
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  Speaker 5: that next.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's I think it's a fair assessment, Maggie.
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  Speaker 3: We disgraced this beautiful course today. We humiliated ourselves our prize.
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  Speaker 3: When as we are sitting over here just across from us
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  Speaker 3: at the moment, having a few beasies and some and
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  Speaker 3: some burghers, there are a couple of handy players and
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  Speaker 3: the little group there, well there was one. Now there
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  Speaker 3: was one handy player, let's be honest. But yeah, a
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  Speaker 3: great day. We'll have a bit of a debrief, but
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  Speaker 3: let's get into the tunes. First day, but a sound garden.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, the Hodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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  Speaker 1: and Keizyes.
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  Speaker 3: Indeed kingsively on there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 3: this Thursday afternoon, alive from Mudaway Golf Course for the
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  Speaker 3: first of our first ever round. It was a swingers club, fellas,
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  Speaker 3: I just realized the Jay two.
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  Speaker 4: It was a shame to miss out on it. But look,
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  Speaker 4: so you guys had a ball. It was a ball, Mogi,
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  Speaker 4: it was a golf ball. Mudy Way Golf Club.
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  Speaker 5: It's a beautiful place to play in a bit of
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  Speaker 5: beautiful place to start our Hdarky Swingers Club. The idea
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  Speaker 5: behind it is we by we, I mean me and Jas.
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  Speaker 5: We love our golf and so why not just use
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  Speaker 5: the Big Show as an excuse to go and play
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  Speaker 5: some of the nicest courses around New Zealand. So we
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  Speaker 5: are keen for suggestions. If you have any suggestions three
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  Speaker 5: four eight three, send them on three. We want to
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  Speaker 5: travel around the country as well and really turn this
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  Speaker 5: into something.
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  Speaker 4: Although to be honest.
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  Speaker 5: I don't really want the rest of the Hidaky Swingers
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  Speaker 5: clubs to be like today's Swingers Club in terms of
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  Speaker 5: our performance. Yeah sure, in terms of enjoyment of the
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  Speaker 5: actual golf that was played because we had a great time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah did you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, we did ever think?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah we had a great.
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  Speaker 3: I mean mate, I'll be honest with you. Mogi front nine,
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  Speaker 3: Hardy j four under par and.
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  Speaker 4: We only played seven holes on the front nine.
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  Speaker 3: No, seriously, it is an amazing golf course. Did you
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  Speaker 3: ever get the chance to come and play out here?
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  Speaker 3: Go and do it? The front The front seven played
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  Speaker 3: quite solidly, no blowouts, really nice. Then we joined up
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  Speaker 3: with Keysy's lot and my game fell apart. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 3: just I disgraced myself. I disgraced my family. I disgraced
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  Speaker 3: the golfing community. The people that run the golf course
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  Speaker 3: out here wouldn't even look me in the face when
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  Speaker 3: I came off the course. Probably it was that bad.
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  Speaker 3: The elderly community, Yeah, the elderly community. I disgraced the
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  Speaker 3: boat shirt community. Hey, this is a great golfing shirt
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  Speaker 3: I've discovered. And can I just say, because we've posted
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  Speaker 3: a lot of stuff on the Instagram there of houghdy
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  Speaker 3: J and you know there's one there where I duffed
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  Speaker 3: a couple of shots. Obviously I'm doing that for the laughs,
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  Speaker 3: all right, because who wants to see houghdy J playing
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  Speaker 3: his actual game where he's smacking it straight down the
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  Speaker 3: guts onto the green.
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  Speaker 4: A minute ago, you just said you went to garbage.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I did, actually did a garbage in eleven from
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  Speaker 3: twelve there.
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  Speaker 4: If you're on the Instagram, get onto the Hodecke Big Show.
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  Speaker 4: There's some great footage of houghdy j and taking seven
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  Speaker 4: shots to get out of a bunker. But people have
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  Speaker 4: jumped in the comments, man, because we've got such great
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  Speaker 4: listeners out there and an incredible audience. They've got a
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  Speaker 4: bit of advice for you, man. Oh god, do you
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  Speaker 4: want to hear some of this stuff?
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  Speaker 3: Sure?
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  Speaker 4: Pretty good one here from Yo No Sam, get some
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  Speaker 4: power in those withered legs.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah? Good cool?
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  Speaker 4: Oh you're this one from bread All and Z. Swing
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  Speaker 4: your week, prick, will you see?
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  Speaker 3: I've never been in a in a what do you
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  Speaker 3: call them a bunker before, so and I don't actually
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  Speaker 3: have a sand wedge, so I don't actually know how
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  Speaker 3: to get out of a bunko. Yeah. I did play
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  Speaker 3: sex shots. Yeah, but then I was really concerned of
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  Speaker 3: overheading it and flying off on the other direction.
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  Speaker 4: Mate, It wasn't a concern in the air.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, I should have.
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  Speaker 5: What about this one from Schvinsky, open your stance then
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  Speaker 5: the club face, slap it at the ground and follow through.
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  Speaker 4: That's handy, that's good advice. Yeah, sure, well this one
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  Speaker 4: per week.
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  Speaker 5: This one here is quite good as well, from Marcus Muppet.
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  Speaker 5: So people have got great advice for you, which is great.
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  Speaker 3: Troy coming too, by the way, because you know, I
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  Speaker 3: clearly need all the advice I could get.
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  Speaker 5: What about this one here from Campbell cracking up at
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  Speaker 5: how bad Jason's that golf?
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  Speaker 6: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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  Speaker 4: So that's that's not so much advice, that's just.
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  Speaker 3: Sort of humiliating me. Yeah, yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Also, but this one here, and there's a couple of
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  Speaker 4: people who have mentioned this, grounded the club on every
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  Speaker 4: shot about ten penalty strokes. So I guess the thing
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  Speaker 4: is that you have to you have to aim for
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  Speaker 4: the ball, not the sand.
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  Speaker 5: Is that you can you can hit the sand underneath
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  Speaker 5: the ball, that's fine, but when you're lining up and
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  Speaker 5: doing practice swings, if your club touches the sand.
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  Speaker 4: Stroke, and when you're playing in the big leagues.
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  Speaker 3: So actually, when you say it took me six shots
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  Speaker 3: to get out of the bunker. It actually took me sixteen.
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  Speaker 4: It was probably about sixteen.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, But to be honest, Mogie, we all played terrible.
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  Speaker 4: There were eight of us playing today.
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  Speaker 5: Seven of us played really badly and we still had
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  Speaker 5: a great time. And that's what the Hducky Swingers Club
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  Speaker 5: is all about. However, there was one situation that happened
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  Speaker 5: on the back nine and I'm really gud at our
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  Speaker 5: winners missed this.
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  Speaker 4: It involved PUGSN And Hoidy j R.
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  Speaker 5: And let's just say, if Houghdy Jay's day wasn't going
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  Speaker 5: bad enough, the thing that Pugson did to him, it
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  Speaker 5: really made the day about.
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  Speaker 4: Ten times worse.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna bring Pugs and to explain himself because it
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  Speaker 5: was an absolute.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't know what's happened to her either. I'm
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  Speaker 4: saving this story and it sounds like an absolute gem.
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  Speaker 5: It's great and I'm stoked that Pugs aren't decided to
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  Speaker 5: do it. You know, he resked it all and in
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  Speaker 5: the end it's great content content.
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  Speaker 4: So thank you, Pugs.
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  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Faith No More There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
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  Speaker 3: this Thursday afternoon at the beautiful Mudy Why golf course
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  Speaker 3: out here in west Auckland.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, Jase.
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  Speaker 5: We're doing the first of the Hdarky Swingers Club, which
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  Speaker 5: is basically an excuse for us to play some of
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  Speaker 5: the nicest golf courses in New Zealand looking for suggestions
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  Speaker 5: on three four eight three and we had overall a
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  Speaker 5: terrible day in terms of golfing performances. We disgraced everyone,
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  Speaker 5: We disgraced Hodarchy, our families.
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  Speaker 4: It was an absolute shamozzle.
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  Speaker 5: However, no one disgraced themselves more than Pugs an our
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  Speaker 5: fantastic producer who to be honests, made all of this possible.
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  Speaker 5: He's spent the whole day setting things up, getting things
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  Speaker 5: running mooth, yet still found time to come over and
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  Speaker 5: well at professional Pugs are welcome to the show man.
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  Speaker 2: How are you, hey man, I'm good, Thank you, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: thanks for having me out with you guys golfing today
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  Speaker 2: is my first time golfing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So you know there's a lot.
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  Speaker 2: About golfing that I'm not really too familiar with, driving carts.
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  Speaker 4: Heading the balls, things like that. You know. That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Let me set the scene for you movie. Thank you
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  Speaker 3: so hoodie Jay. I've been going on pretty solidly. And
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  Speaker 3: then on the back nine, as previously mentioned, shat the bed.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it was a bed on the back night.
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  Speaker 3: It's the closest I've ever come so far to throw it,
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  Speaker 3: heaving my clubs into the ocean. I was ifing and
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  Speaker 3: jeffer and like a basket. And the really good thing
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  Speaker 3: about it was we managed to catch that real capitulation
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  Speaker 3: of mine on social media and then post it. So
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  Speaker 3: I was really stoked about that. So I'm ifing and
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  Speaker 3: Jeff and finally Mogi. I think it was on the
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  Speaker 3: fourteenth hole. I played a lovely shot. Of course that
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  Speaker 3: wasn't caught on camera.
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  Speaker 4: If it was, it wouldn't have gone on.
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  Speaker 3: Soo yeah, exactly. So I get to this whole, I go, geez,
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  Speaker 3: that was a cracking shot.
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  Speaker 4: It actually was a great shot.
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  Speaker 3: And then Pugsn and Isaaca and a buggy there they
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  Speaker 3: pull up to Hoidy jh right, they pulled right up
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  Speaker 3: to Hoidy j Mogi and they didn't just run over
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  Speaker 3: my foot. Pugsn drove the buggy onto my foot and
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  Speaker 3: the whole weight of the buggy and all the guys
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  Speaker 3: in the buggy was on my right foot and I'm
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  Speaker 3: going patsan pugs and he was just sort of looking
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  Speaker 3: at me and smiling without realizing that his he had
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  Speaker 3: driven onto my foot and part there so I literally
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  Speaker 3: couldn't move my foot. Yeah, and he was just looking
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  Speaker 3: at me smiling, going what's going on? What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like you, I can't say what I said.
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  Speaker 3: You're on my foot, pugsn And then he freaked out
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  Speaker 3: at about fifteen seconds later backed off my Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just say I have never been more sorry
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  Speaker 2: to you in my life. It looked deliberate from where
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  Speaker 2: I was, Well, this is the thing. Now, Isaac and
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  Speaker 2: I were driving that golf cart.
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  Speaker 4: And both of you are holding the wheel. I had nothing.
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  Speaker 4: I drove the cart onto.
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  Speaker 2: Let me just put that out there into the ether
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  Speaker 2: for everybody. But I just want to be clear that
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  Speaker 2: it was Isaac and I and the cart. Now, no
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  Speaker 2: disrespect to Isaac. We talked about this in the way,
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  Speaker 2: but we're probably the biggest dudes in the crew.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Were both had the same golf cart and I drove
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  Speaker 2: forward and.
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  Speaker 4: I had zero spatial awareness. You also made a comment
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  Speaker 4: after Chris.
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  Speaker 5: Well, So we started the day and Pug said, and
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  Speaker 5: I was sharing a buggy. He was driving, and then
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  Speaker 5: quickly I swapped to driving right because I felt like
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  Speaker 5: we were going to clip so many things.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think he was aware of it. I thought
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  Speaker 4: you were just excited to drive. How do you go
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  Speaker 4: in the city where things are actually close? I mean,
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  Speaker 4: you're dealing with pretty wide expenses out here on a
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  Speaker 4: golf course. Yes, So that's why I was confused. And
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what this. This reeks of not been
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  Speaker 4: an accident, doesn't. I mean, given the tension that's been
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  Speaker 4: in the studio between the two of you, particularly over
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  Speaker 4: these last few days and weeks, you have actually said
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  Speaker 4: that you're going to beat each other up. There's all
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  Speaker 4: been all kinds of threats of credit. So here we
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  Speaker 4: are and old pugsuns crashing into.
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  Speaker 3: Witty Jay And can I can I just say elderly
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  Speaker 3: yea falling apart golfer, And can I just say it
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  Speaker 3: was the smile that I found disconcerted smiling at me.
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  Speaker 3: But wait, and I just want to reiterate. He didn't
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  Speaker 3: drive over my fat He parked on my foot and
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  Speaker 3: took about thirty seconds to get gone.
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  Speaker 2: I do feel like it was one of those scenarios
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  Speaker 2: where time definitely would have slowed down having the golf
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  Speaker 2: cart on you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, now, I I one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I had like a foot behind you, and
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  Speaker 2: then when you initially reacted, I thought you were taking
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  Speaker 2: the purse.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's the problem is that we came here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, Can I just make the point too?
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  Speaker 3: On the fourth hole, I rapped one of my testicles. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: On the ninth hole, my bloody hip had given out.
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  Speaker 3: On the eleventh hole, my shoulder was giving way. And
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  Speaker 3: then bloody Pugsn on the fourteenth runs over and parks
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  Speaker 3: on my foot.
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  Speaker 4: Right, So it's not like you didn't need damage to
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  Speaker 4: anything that was pristine or anything like that. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: it's an old heap of shit, so it could have
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  Speaker 4: been worse. But I would say that in terms of
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  Speaker 4: a defense for Pugsan, I don't think he. I don't
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  Speaker 4: think he possesses the driving skill to be able to
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  Speaker 4: park on your foot at will. Do you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean? Sure it could only be an accident. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: there's no way you guys have seen me parking before.
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  Speaker 2: It was one of the first things you ever learnt
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  Speaker 2: about me was that I'm a bit of a shocker.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Can I just say, if you are driving a buggy
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  Speaker 5: and you're on a golf course and Hoidy j is
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  Speaker 5: there targeting the legs, which is universally everyone knows that
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  Speaker 5: they are with it, and you targeted them, You used
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  Speaker 5: them like a ramp.
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  Speaker 4: You parked. I turned around. He was screaming at you.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't know how to put it into reverse.
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  Speaker 2: I felt so bad and so literally, like after the
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  Speaker 2: fifteen to thirty seconds was over, Isaac and I got
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  Speaker 2: out of the buggy and we were like superhuman strengthening
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  Speaker 2: off your foot so you can get it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well you had to pick it up, and I
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  Speaker 6: thought they would.
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  Speaker 2: Take too much time, and so I just got out
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  Speaker 2: and pulled the thing over.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think all we need now, Pugs is just
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  Speaker 4: an apology to Horty Joe.
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  Speaker 2: That was how I started this conversation. But Jason, as
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  Speaker 2: I say, I've never been more sorry to you. I'm
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  Speaker 2: still I'm exhausted with gelt. Since then, I didn't drive
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  Speaker 2: the cart for the rest of the day.
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  Speaker 4: Isaac. Oh, that's what drove me back as well. Because
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  Speaker 4: I felt terrible because I thought as soon as I
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  Speaker 4: turned up here and I saw you, I thought, I said, Pugs,
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  Speaker 4: what's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Mate?
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  Speaker 4: You are positively glowing.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio hodark.
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  Speaker 3: Is indeed Pink Floyd there on the Radio Hodarky Big
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  Speaker 3: Show this Thursday evening. Now plenty coming up after five o'clock,
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  Speaker 3: including a controversial revisit of a debacle that happened on
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  Speaker 3: the show. You said, oh, well, to be fair, actually,
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  Speaker 3: Mogi and I thought it was one of the best
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: things we've ever done, and Keesy thinks it's the worst
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: radio he's We've done very sort of different views on
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: the same particular segment we did yesterday.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: And we haven't received any complaints about it. It was
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: one of our very popular improvs as we sort of
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: take Keysy through his paces and upskill them with the
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: acting and everything like that. And I thought he did
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: a bloody good job. I thought it was his best work,
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: thank you.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: It was most real for sure.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Mogie, well, hang on, it was just this is the issue.
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: It's in case you're wondering if you were listening yesterday
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: just after five o'clock, it was shower wheeze, And it
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: was basically an improv scene where I was doing wheeze
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: in the shower or something along those lines, and I
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: wasn't acting. All I was doing is going ah whilst
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: playing sound effects.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: And you did it so realistically. That's what I mean.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: That's that's the first time, in terms of us doing
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: the improv that I've actually bought your performance really. Yeah,
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: it seemed the most real to me because.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: I thought I'd been getting better at it well. And
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: oftentimes that's the case. You think you're going well and
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: the director will tell you you've got a lot of
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: sharpening up to do, and then you think you've gone
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: terribly and in fact that's when you've done your best
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: work right okay. And when you don't have a lot
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: of experience, you're probably the worst judge of whether you've
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: done a good job or not. Okay.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I came away from it feeling extremely embarrassing and shame.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: That's often how you feel when you've done good work
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: right okay.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Then Also, some of you, some of our listeners out there,
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: will be familiar with a podcast called The Agenda. It's
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: a podcast a podcast called The Agenda, which is a
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: sort of sports sort of Lames sports sort of podcast,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: and apparently they've been having a bit of a go
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: at us on their podcast, So are we going to
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: respond in kind after five o'clock that and so much
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: other stuff coming up.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: The whole ching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: Hold Ikey, you're.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you have Thursdays going
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: brought to you by Tilly.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: Hey, oh, ja's just quickly. Oh yes, have you guys
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: seen the tooy billboards are back?
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: So you'll be driving along and then you look off
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: to the side you see like a flash of black
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: with white riding with like orange toy branding.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: It'll quite often say something quite humorous, for example, what,
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: oh you know, like, oh, pugsn didn't run over Hoidy
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: Joe intentionally in a golf cart.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, and there is it's been any
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: the throb a bit. Actually, I'll be honest with you.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Maybe that's the thing for tomorrow's Throbert.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well actually someone made the comment
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: because I don't know if you recall this, Fellows back
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: in the day, we discovered that old Pugsun actually does
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: have a bit of a foot fetish, and he was
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: very keen for me to whip the old shoe and
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: sock off there and have a bit of a feel there.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: He said he was something about swelling.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, something something was swelling and he needed to have
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: a look at it. So I'm just beginning to wonder
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: if there was some sort of sexual current, kind of
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: orient take one hundred percent, you know to him running
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: me over.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Well, we've actually got a bit of a rule where
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: you're not allowed to have open toad sandals around punks, aren't,
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: So one hundred percent that's probably something that did happen,
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: Hoidy Jane. We should have actually thought about that. Yeah,
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: it was intentional.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Hey, now listen coming up next after this next couple
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: of songs, we had a bit of a well Keesy
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: thought it was an aberration yesterday on the radio show
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Mogi and I thought it was fantastic right there. So
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: we're going to do a bit of a replay and
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: we want to get your view on it.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a big show. Improv shower weeze. Was it
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: good radio or was it absolutely terrible? We'll revisit that soon.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: In the meantime, he's very fighters the.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed the white stripes here on the radio Hodarchy
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: past five o'clock. Now. Yesterday we had a regular feature
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: on the Big Show, and that is Big Show Improv.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: And the scenario that we set up for the particular
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: improv was Keezy doing wheeze in the shower. Magi, that's right.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: That was off the back of we're running a big
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: poll wei in in the shower, Yes or no?
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: The numbers came back on that ninety the years ten
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: to know. Kesey's wife was revealed despises the idea of
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: him urinating the shower, and he's running scared. He doesn't
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: even risk it just in case it would offend her.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: And so we thought, well, let's address this, Let's address
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: it in an improv, and we did.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but the problem was successfully the idea of an
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: improv is that obviously things are flying at you, thick
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: and fast, right, you're reacting it live. However, you guys
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: decided about thirty seconds before we went on here that
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: it was going to be me doing wheeze in the
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: shower whilst farting constantly. And look, it was some of
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: the worst radio I've certainly ever been involved with.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: I Keezy, you did the night show for years, Mike,
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: don't laugh at that. The night show was. It was
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: a great quality radio.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: All right, we'll here, okay, all right, New Zealand, New Zealand,
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: make your mind up, all right? Text us on three
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: four eight three. Here is a replay of shower Wize improv.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: Was this good radio?
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Or was an absolutely terrible Oh? Thank goodness, it's been
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: such a hard day. Right, Okay, I'm just gonna take
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: the old.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Right usually on the radio, Chase, I'm just gonna she's
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: gonna take my pants off.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: There, nice, get the whole out right. She's gonna open
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: the door of the shower.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Just Keezy is about to step into the shower. His
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: beloved partner walks into the bathroom.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: I'll be begging a minute. Oh what was that, babe?
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: What he?
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: What have I told you about that?
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Well, it's just it's been such a long day.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: It's been such a long day. It's disgusting. How many
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: times have I told you?
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Well, it's just I know, that's just how I'm here.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: There's water running. How do you look at yourself in
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: the mirror. I can't see myself in the mirror. It's
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: behind me, so I don't have to worry about that.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: But that's not all that's going on for ol keezy.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Ah ah ah Are you kidding me? What did you just?
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: What did you just rip ass?
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: No?
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: I just I can't help it when I start going.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: It's just what happens.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: And it certainly doesn't mean there doesn't.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, can you leave? Can you sleep? It's
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: just can you leave? Can you please leave? That is disgusting,
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: your passing wind and doing week. How many times have
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: I spoken to you about this?
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Chris?
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: I'm well aware of what's happening. Or I'm well aware
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: of what's happening. I've done it before.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: I'm honestly, I don't even look at you right now.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: And it's not only because of your burnt meat, petty nips.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: If you're going to urinate in the share, Chris, could
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: you at least turn the shore on Banks Babe, so.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Jesus Craig would laugh to hear at the Boody Way
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: Golf Club.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Oh God, New Zealand.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Was that the worst radio you've ever heard?
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: Please let us know on three four eight three, and
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: please be in favor of me everyone that takes through
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: in the draw for a toy price back.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: I just spared it. Here's Tom Pittich the Hodarchy.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed Nirvana there on the radio Hold Archy Big
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Show this Thursday evening live from the beautiful and scenic
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Mudawai Golf Course out here in west Auckland. Now, on
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: the previous voice break, we played a very controversial replay
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: I guess of yesterday's improv and we asked the question
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: of the punters out there, was this the greatest radio
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: we've ever created or the worst mogi?
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: That's right? And the content not to bang on about
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: a bit involved urinating in a shower and flatcher flatulence
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: from Kezy.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: So you know, the question is, you know, is that
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: kind of toilet humor? Is that up to the standard
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: of the Big Show or is it beneath us? And
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: so we've gone to the text machine. The audience have
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: come back to us keezy on three four eight three.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: What do they say, Well, it's interesting because it's completely
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: split perfectly down the middle. Yeah, all right, so three
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: four eight three. By the way, everyone the text threw
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: in the drawer for some tooy prize packs.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: Worst radio I've ever heard in my missus listens to
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: jonaan ben.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Where in the next text that.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: Was award winning radio cusping on the verge of one
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: of the greatest moments in New Zealand broadcasting.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I agree with that.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: I would disagree with that. Best radio ever. Fellers such
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: great fart noises. Couldn't do them better myself. That's good
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: eating boys. Worst radio ever, but in such.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: A good way.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Keep it up.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Look. The only criticism I have, if I
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: have any, is we needed more wind.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I agree, you know what I mean.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: If there had to be more wind, that would have
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: really nailed at home, right. Yeah.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: It was the like, okay, not enough wind. I want
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: to rip my ears off, but I need them for
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: my glasses. Worst ever, that was one hundred percent prime
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: beef radio keasy.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Best part was the fart noises It's.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: Amazing demographic, really is You know, there's obviously two sides
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: of it, yes, and.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: One side really did love it a lot. One person
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: just sent through.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Here ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Ha absolute filth. Terrible radio you dogs sounds like yes,
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: she yes.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: Easily the worst awful radio. Keezy needs an Oscar for that.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: So I think you see.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Even the ones in a sort of disparaging I kind
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: of get the vite there. You know what I'm saying.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: I agree, But what I don't want to do is
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: I think we should not do content that splits the
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: audience down the middle.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: You know, how does it feel split to me? Well?
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: It is, that's right. I mean it might be split
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: here on the text machine, you're going to get people
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: that are pretty passionate about it. But I think the
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: only proper way to do it as we go to
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: the Big Pole. Sure, we're going to run this on
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: the Big Pole. You can have your vote there and
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: it's going to be another binding referendum, is if over
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: fifty cent of people like it, we're going hard on.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: We're not going hard.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: You can vote on the Big Poe, the Big Pole,
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: Houdarky Big show on the Instagram story there.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: I still feel terrible about this whole thing. That's great.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Easy The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Ik Chemical Brothers there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: this Thursday evening.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Boys, as you know, I'm in the final stage
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: of getting treated for R and V. Are you going?
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty excited about it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: You're looking so good, Maggie. I know I say that
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: a lot, but seriously, man.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Every day you say it leads the world to me.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: So anyway, I did a little bit of a bulk
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: just to keep me occupied through the winter months. You know,
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: I got it to ninety five kilos. I waited in
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: last Wednesday, and today I've done another way in and
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: I've come in at ninety one point one. Well, so
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: that's after a week seven days. Wow, I've lost three
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: point nine kilos.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's pretty good man.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: That's not baggun, is it. That's good. I don't know
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: what percentage of that is muscle, but probably eighty percent
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: of it, which is great. I'm trying to lose only fat,
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: but only today I've I've been eating like an absolute animal, sure,
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: but only once I got out here. Yes, and my
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: guts at the moment are absolutely given it to me.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: You will have noticed that I've fluctuated between sitting and
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: standing over the course of the show today. I have
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: noticed that, and that's says I try and work this
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: huge amount of feud for through first my small and
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: testine and then my large and testine, and possibly the
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: other way around. Today, since I've got here, I've had
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: fifteen almonds. Oh, almonds, Yeah, almonds, almonds. What do you say,
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: al almonds almened olmonds, yeah, one banana, banana, Yeah, that's right.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: I've had one sandwich that was out here. It's one
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: that you get from a servo. I had a Plowman's.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: It's sort of one of those ones that's cut into
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: a triangle. It's a triple layered. Was it a club?
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: It was a club, yeah.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Club, said loves me a club sandwich a club.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Big bastard there. I also had a hamburgers made out
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: here at the Mudaway Golf called bloody Beautiful.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: It was magnificent hamburger.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: And then I had that bowl of chips.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: So that's quite a lot to be absorbing. And it
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: was in the space of about forty minutes. Yeah, and
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: I'm a little bit concerned about the calories that I'm
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: taking in, but also what's going to happen when I
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: get home tonight.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. One of the
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: things that I've noticed about you over the years is
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: you're not a slow eater. No, I mean you really
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: shovel that stuff down your gob you know. For example,
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: the hamburgers, a big hearty hamburger. You got here mode
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: through it and I kid you not in a minute yep,
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: it was gone.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Well I think it shows respect to the chef, absolutely, Yeah,
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: So I try and get it in me, get it
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: in me, Yeah, fast as I possibly can. Good it is,
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: and it bloody was as well. You have like a
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: weight in mind, probably about eighty eight, right eighty eight,
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: and then you'll be sure at fighting weight keysy, I'll
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: be punching on at R and V after that.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff mate. So you think after this afternoon,
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: maybe you've gone from a ninety one point one to
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: maybe a ninety seven.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: I think I've probably gone up a couple of kilos there,
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: but I don't know what lives. So there's something about
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: the addict in me where if there's free food going
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: around or booze or cigarette.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: I'm in one hundred percent and that, to be fair,
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: that doesn't happen in life very often. So when it
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: does happen, you should be all in.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I am.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: It's like you Jo's when we're in the studio there
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: and the chips come out or anything like that. When
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: you say chips come out, you mean here he goes
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: and gets them from I was going to say, yeah,
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: I mean there's a cupboard and it's got a whole
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: lot of signs there that says do not eat. These
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: are for our winners, and Jays just takes that sign,
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: throws it on the floor and then rips it to
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: the chips.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well urinated on it as well on the sign.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so good.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Kissy Oasis there on the radio hold Archy Big Show
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: this Thursday evening. And I understand Fellows, though I haven't
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: heard it myself that there's been a bit of controversy
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: towards the Big Show from the Agenda of the Fellows
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: on the Agenda podcast, which is a sort of lame
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: mass kind of acc acc sort of sport podcast. I
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: think it happens daily. Why they do it daily, I've
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: got no idea once a week would be plenty.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right there, one back to back sports podcast
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: of the year. But I mean, as we know, you know,
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: awards me nothing totally. We have won none until we
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: win also being nominated for none. Yeah. So yeah. I
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: was listening to it on the drive out here to
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Middleway Golf Club and I was shot. I nearly drove
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: off the road. Yeah, because I can of them to
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: be kin I consider them to be far though, and
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: to hear them just openly accusing us pointing the finger,
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: I was offended and disgusted. Sure, sure, let's have a listen.
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: Talking about it off here, let's start the podcast with it.
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: Our headphones get taken every single fund, every day, every day,
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: and that is because the book show covin here and
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: record their show.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: And they what they did is they come and record
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: their outro before their show in here and then just
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: walk out with the headphones and any other job.
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: If you're a builder and you don't have a hammer,
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: what you do not do is take another man's hammer.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: I'm smelling some sort of revenge here. I'm sick.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Of it, put something in the headphones that gives them
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: ear cancer better.
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: Yet, I think it needs to be more immediate. Air
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: cancer is going to be a long play.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Do you see what I'm saying?
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: That is utter bullshit?
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Bullshit. We don't do that. And you know the fact
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: that they're saying that it's been going on forever and
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: at no point have they ever grabbed them and come
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: up to us and spoken it to us about it?
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: At any point, we could point out that we each
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: have our own headphones which we keep in a secure
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: location and we never touch those acc ones other than
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: to borrow them. We very kind they very kindly let
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: us use this studio. Very grateful for that. But I
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: mean it's a kick in the gat.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Can I just say that probably what a year and
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: a half ago, Jace, you might have been guilty of
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: borrowing some of the headphones.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: You were shocking, man, You was shocking until we.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: Sat down with our head of radio Hodak. We had
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: a meeting and we said, can we just have our
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: own headphones please?
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: It's surprising and how many meetings you have to get
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: at a radio station to get your own headphones all right.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: We had all seven of them and one zoom meeting
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: and we've got our own headphones now. And can I
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: just say, man, I ast you at g Lane. That
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: is just for them to throw shit out there like that.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: It just goes to show what a low grade, subpar
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: product they are actually making.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: You know, you know what I want to say to
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: those those guys, say it tim face, lame, Yeah, Mana
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Stewart say it to my face, pal, Yeah, and then
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: we'll see who comes out on top. All right, you
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: lames sport, bloody podcast, crappy nonsense.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you could have finished a bit strong.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I sort of run of yeah, expletives and stuff.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: I'm tired. It's been a long day played eating holes
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: of gold. For God's sake.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Hold akee Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: in week days and four on radio.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Hold I can how are you going, your messive backbones?
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: You're listening to the Big Show brought to you by
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: two Get it on you. We thought of you, thought
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: of a great two E billboard just before Mogi. Oh
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: it's an absolute killer?
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: Was it? I can't remember what was it? It must
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: have been that good dude, I feel insane that man. Yeah,
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: it was what was it old? Oh that's right, Yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: Kezy was wearing his winning.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: You're right, and that's.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: That's obviously off the back of me being unfaithful to
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: my wife. Yeah, that's right.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But I just want to make the point here actually,
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: because I think it's really important to it. You're a
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: good looking fella, Keezy. How high are you? How tall
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: are you? Men?
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Six two and three quarters?
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Six two? You know you've got a quarters and.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: How way are you? Ninety one?
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: You're in good shape apart from them boot meat petties.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: What's wrong?
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: You've got you know, a kind of ten kind of
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: complexion part. You know, you're you're a bit goofy, You're
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: a bit funny. I can totally see why you were
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: constantly inundated with people wanting to sort of have drinks
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: with you and go out with you.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Jace Mogi as well, But I feel like Jace
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: really does have an opinion on this.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: He does. Do you think I can do better? Man?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying?
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: No, certainly you can't do better. But you know, you
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: come in every day talking about about how you've been
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: approached at various place every day. And I can totally
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: relate to that because you're a good looking, goofy looking fellow.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Why do you always have to add goofy?
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Well, just because I just think it's accurate. You'd agree
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: with me. Maybe he's a good looking fellow.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: He is, man, I mean, look, I've seen it. If
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times,
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: I would oh yeah, yeah, But I you know, one
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: of my rules is I don't mess with married men.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Sure unless it's eezy and he hasn't got his wedding
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: ring on, which is key yeah, yeah, which is all
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: the time, all the time, key be cheating.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: We don't have a podcast outro clip tonight, which is
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: a shame because we could have just played that instead
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: of doing this whole thing that we just did.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Hey, but don't be disappointed, because what we do have
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: is what's for teen New Zealand, and we're not doing.
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: What's for teen New Zealand. They has come out of nowhere,
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: So tell us what's We've got a show doc, we've
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: got prep No, I think.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: It's as keasy as great as hits. No, what does
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: that even mean?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: The Hodiking being shown podcast.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: To Black Keys there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: this Tuesday evening. But right now it's time for Oh.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: Hey guys, text here from Steve what's for Tea News Zealand.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: With me kick me? Yes? Indeed? And there's always the
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: texts are pouring in on three four eight three. And
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: I think because you made an effort the other day, Keys,
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: because you wanted to sort of lift your game with
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: what's your teens yalands? Right, And I think it's really
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: paid off, because I don't think I've seen so many
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: texts on three four eight.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: We're just going to try not to get in your way.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's not just meant to be me doing
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: a monologue of what everyone's having for dinner around the nation.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Sure you know it needs to be a three way street. Okay, yeah,
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: we'll contribute.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Okay, get a Feller's dilly here, Oh dilly okay, Yeah.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Tonight I'm having cabinara with the flattys chairs. That's a
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: good choice.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I like a good carbonara, mind you. The last
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: one I made was a bit water emogi. Oh was it?
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: I put too much of the pasta water in there
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: and I wasn't happy.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, man, that's that's a great yarn. Jason, get a fellas.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: Derek here, Oh my god, Derekjeter. Tonight, I'm having a
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: ham and egg club sandwich.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: That doesn't sound likely. No, I know right, it's crazy
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: what people.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Have Maybe he said, have bought that on the way
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: home or something like that. He's probably a lonely guy,
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: you know, goes home and he's got a cat or
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: something like that and has a few beersies, and I
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: bought sandwich for dinner.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Does it mention that in the text, No, just says
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: the ham and the egg.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: It says, ps, I've got a cat, and I have
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: a few beersies, and I'm a lonely guy.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: So you Chase, You're right on the money with that one, man,
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Get a fellas. Tara here, Oh my god, Tara Reid. Tara.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Yes, she's an American pie. Yes, yes, she's falling on
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: hard time. Casey. I hope she's eating properly. She looked
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: a bit thin the last time I saw it. Tonight,
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: I'm having guild dinner. That's all it is. I don't
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: know what that is. I don't know what did guild
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: dinner is? Rose and a packet of dart.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: That's right, get a flowers Tony here.
• 38:17
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, Tony Marsh, Yeah, Tony Marsh, yeah, yeah, Okay,
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: what having.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: She's having chicken wristoles, jasmine rice in some new season
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: p reeking asparagus.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's good.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: Now, good get a fella's dinners, Herennis dinner's glover.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: Wait, he's too old for this, he's too old for ship.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: Tonight, I'm having vagina my and peanuts butter peanus butter sandwiches.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: He's done.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: You there?
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just read that like an idiot.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: I should have pre read it. W you guys want
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: one more?
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure, man, okay, oh you're all good.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Well now I don't know what to do.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Just filing off, quickly, just.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Quickly filing off. That's the only way I know how
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: to fire them off. Fellers, goodday, guys. Bob here Harvey,
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: No really, Bob Odenkirk. That's the one from Bitter Call
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: saul Ja. Tonight, I'm having a half charcoal chicken with
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: rice and salad and wasabi chili sauce and a bottle
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: of crom Butcher pilsner.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: She is Bob Odenkirk. I don't know the sound of that.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: And Kesey Becie Boys there on the radio Hodarky Big Show,
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: this glorious Thursday evening. But right now it's time for
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 40:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, good stuff, fellas.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Ye.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: Last night I watched Seinfeld. Oh you joke, I tell
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: a lie? I did. I did, though, But I also
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: watched another episode of Mister in Between, Yes, and it
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: was with the brother in law when the brother and
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: still first season, the brother in law comes around and
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: tries to rub rob old mate.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, bad move, very funny, bad move. Unfortunately, fellas,
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I don't have much to offer today for What's on
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: the TV with Mikemino because I was out for dinner,
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: as previously discussed on the show, and so I got
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: home quite ungodly out or something like quarter past nine
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: or something. Yeah, what an ungodly hour, exactly my point,
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: and went to bed.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: But can I just say that you always get up
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: and then you can watch TV all day, so surely
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: you've got I.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Actually I don't actually watch TV during the day. Make
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: to be honest, I really don't. If there's some sport
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: replay on, I will for sure watch it's country Calendar.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: I'm going to slap you.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: I almost want to say that, just to see you
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: see if you can reach my face from there. I
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: watched the show on TV and Z on demand last
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: night called Here Come the Mormons. It's an hour long
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: doc on Mormons being assigned their first mission. Oh yeah,
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: very very interesting. They are not allowed to They are
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: not allowed to have tea or coffee or alcohol. This
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: is just Mormonism in general. And when you go on
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: your mission, you're not allowed to. I think it was
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: like pet any of the animals. You're allowed to hold
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: any kids. You have to have your partner with you
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: at all times, who's the same sex as you, if
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: you hang out with, if you hang out with, you know,
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: the opposite sex. You have to have an odd number
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: of them and an even number of one, so that
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: there's like three dudes and two checks or three checks
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: and two at all, one dude and two checks, which
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: exactly all like five checks.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: And that scenario. What would you run with? How would
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: your ultimate set up be if you were a Mormon?
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: Well I'm not Yeah, he's good my ultimate Mormon said yeah.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: I mean what I mean, what direction would you go?
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, look, it's just it's not about sitting up any
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: sort of ultimate situation.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: Jao old mate that you're misses met in the gym
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: changing room, the.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Bull guy, No, the other one.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: The threesome that she massively blew from us. Yeah, you're obviously. Yeah, sure,
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: if they want to, if her and my wife want
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: to help me spread the good words, and that's I'm
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: sweet with that.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: I'm down with that.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: And can I just can I just reiterate the point
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: when it comes to threesomes, there's a lot of admin
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: going on there. Trust me, there's a lot.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: Of Jason's crowbatter that he's had a threesome. Now he
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: thinks he's the man.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: I think what's actually happened is Jason's been in the
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: same beard as two other people that are having six. Yeah,
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: that doesn't mean it's a threesome. What it means is
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: you're moving too close again.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: No, I was standing behind that. I was. I was
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: standing beside the bead, holding my my hand up, waiting
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: to beg.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Like a come on, tag me on the corner of
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: the ring ropes.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: But Honestly, I'd highly recommend that because the whole time
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: I just spent my my the whole time watching it,
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: shaking my heir, going thank goodness, this isn't me. Thank goodness,
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: I don't have to do this, and instead I can
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: be all six drugs and rock and roll on Hodak No,
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: not on the beach there. That's a throwback to the podcast.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah you get good, good podcast. He doesn't like how
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: dirty it's.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Let's not get into podcast chat here, let's go into
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: a tune. What's this, Jason?
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Do we go into see because the computers so small
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: and I don't have my glasses.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: It's guns and Roses patients the show.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Podcast Tarvy Danger there on the radio Hodaki Big Show
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: this Thursday evening from the beautiful mud Away golf Course
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: and speaking of being in a different location. Great news everyone,
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: the Big Show. It's going to be on the road
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: again and we're going to be in the beautiful Nacki
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: next Thursday.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Fellers, yeah we are. Do you remember Fellas the first
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: time we did the first time we took it on
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: the road. Oh yeah, it was. It was unreal. And
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: that's sort of like, I guess it's your old stomping ground,
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: isn't it already? Jay? You spend a lot of time
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: down those ways, on the on the farm, I sad
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: the family farm there, What bloody beautiful it was. And
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: we'll be back this time at the New Zealand what
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: is it Arts and Orto and.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: New Zealand Tello and Art Festival, which is happening next weekend,
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: which is the twenty third and twenty fourth Saturday Sunday.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: We will be there on the Thursday night, which is
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: the twenty first, will be at Shining Peak Brewing doing
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: a live show four or seven. Jason, am I write
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: and saying that that farm and then Tartanuki that was
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: where your uncle invented carrots.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, he was the first one to eat a carrot.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: It was the first one. It was for human consumption,
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: up until that point, only been eaten by horses cattle.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: And he was looking at a the horses eating the carrots,
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: and he went, hang about, I wonder what would happen
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: if I ate one of those bars. He was pretty
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: steamed at the time, you know what it's like, and
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: he didn't have anything to eat, so he saw, I'll
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: just have one of these carrots, and he went he
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: had a crunch on a carrot and went, God, that's delicious.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Initially he was following the suit of the cows had
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: been eating the grass grass fierce. Well that's no good.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: The carrots are probably garbage as well.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: But was there like a plark or anything there to
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: sort of commemorate.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Oh no, No, he was a pretty humble blokecuse he
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: didn't like to bang on about his achievements.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: So how did the word get out about eating carrots?
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Oh? He just told everyone up the pub down the road.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: I thought he didn't like to bang on about it.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, you know, just his mates, I mean publican Now,
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure if there was social media back
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: in those days, he would have probably gone on the
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: social media and.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: People had come over and they'd be entertained. He put
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: out a tecurary board, would carrots with your hummus and
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: all those things as well? And yeah, I mean a
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: local celebrity. I think it's fair to say that Jake
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: he was Wow, that's amazing. They called him the big carrot,
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: they did, but that was from years before.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: I had nothing to do with the eating carrots.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: Oh was that sort of to do with Yeah runs
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: in the runs in the family. But if you want
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: to come and see the hot Ocky Big Show live
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: and you are in the Tartanuki region next Thursday, we
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: will be there on the twenty first at Shining Peak Brewing.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Come along, get yourself a backbone tea.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: Plus we have the New Zealand Legions from brothers inkin
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Tartanuki there giving away tattoos. So if you are my
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: wife or good eating or backbone tattooed on your flesh,
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: we can make that happen.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Fellas great stuff The Hodarchy.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, your mad barstards. That's the Thursday
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Show done and dusted live from the beautiful mudaway A
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: golf course here in West Auckland. Mogi a three hour
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: travel for you back to back to home tonight. Mate,
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: After you get home, what are you going to do
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: with yourself?
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Well, it'll be midnight by the end image and so
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: I might just head straight off to bed. Sure, although
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: you know, as I was discussing earlier, I've got a
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: something horrible is a bruin and my belly, so I
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: might have to park up in the bathroom there for
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: forty five minutes to an hour and a half. We'll
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: see how we go, but I'll update you tomorrow, maybe
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: the first break of the four o'clock our top of
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: the show. We'll discuss what abomination I've bestowed on the
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: toilet at home this evening. We're going to leave with that. Yeah,
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: we'll do a big poll.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, we can maybe do an improv around it.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: This is a good yeah. How about you guys do
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: this one and I will just be the narrator.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Or some keezy are You're going to go home, mate,
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Effan and Jeff and all the way because you had
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: a shock at a day. I mean you played a
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: poll in the I mean you can play some good golf,
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: but not today, brother.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: Thanks brother, No, I really let myself down out there today.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: But one of the first things you need to learn
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: about golf, Jase, and you'll learn this eventually, man, if
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: you stick at it is you need to not get.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Angry, you know what I mean?
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: Man, So like Ifan and Jeff and getting really angry
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: at your south that's the first thing you've got to
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: conquer first, and then after that you will be able
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: to improve the rest of your golf game.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: So I'm chill man. I don't even care.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks Keezy, that's great. It's beginning to throb a bit.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: But on the good news front, I think it's only
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: a couple of broken bones. Yeah.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: I was just thinking about you on the drive home.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure you're going to How are you going
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: to handle the pedals? Yeah, you might have to stick
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: a breck on the accelerator and.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get the old Google Maps going. No, I'm going
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: to take it easy tonight. Big day for old hoodie
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Jay tomorrow and looking forward to the show of course,
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: the Friday Throber. Make sure you're tuning and hear that.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: We don't have a theme yet, but we'll tell you
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: what it is tomorrow. Until then, check out the podcast,
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: check out the Instagram account. You take care out there,
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: New Zealand. Thanks mate, See you