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Toothpaste Debate · NFL Podcast Network Selects

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  Speaker 1: When I woke up this morning, I was feeling pretty dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: We're on a Cincinnati that's my team, it's my quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: They are who we thought they were about. You play
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  Speaker 1: to win the day. They want you to cook the dinner.
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  Speaker 1: At least they ought to let your shout for some
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  Speaker 1: of the grocery. And on the way up, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: buy a kneecap. All you kidding me? Playoffs? I'm just
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  Speaker 1: here so I won't get fine? How could he not
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  Speaker 1: be allmantic about football? Half? Yeah, the road to Las
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  Speaker 1: Vegas starts right here, right now. We are getting ready
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  Speaker 1: for the draft. Baby. We are going to viva Las
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  Speaker 1: Vegas and a couple of days. This is our first,
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  Speaker 1: our last pot before we go. Let's give a big
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  Speaker 1: benched welcome to Mohan, who is back in the studio. Everybody,
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  Speaker 1: how are you feeling? Pale? Great? Yeah, you're covered from
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: your Disney COVID. My auntibodies are just are in on
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  Speaker 1: all cylinders. Uh so happy to see you back. Um.
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  Speaker 1: I just asked you what you watched or what you
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: did while you were in COVID and you couldn't answer me.
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  Speaker 1: Did you black on on fireball? The whole time. What
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  Speaker 1: was the COVID five I went on some walks. Did
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  Speaker 1: you go crazy at all? Because I, thankfully I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I send my body to get tested. I have not
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  Speaker 1: gotten COVID yet. Even though Pete, my partner, got COVID,
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  Speaker 1: was in the same house with him everything, and I
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  Speaker 1: didn't get it. So what does it like to be
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  Speaker 1: stuck on a cruise? I'm not going on a Disney cruise.
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  Speaker 1: We discussed that last week, okay, But what was it
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  Speaker 1: like being It was? Honestly, do you a little cuckoo?
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  Speaker 1: I spent a week with my whole family, so it
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  Speaker 1: was like a lot of family to reprieve. Yeah, like decompress,
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  Speaker 1: have some alone time. Okay, don't be worried about it.
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  Speaker 1: What was the snack situation did you did you like
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  Speaker 1: order a bunch of groceries like delivery? Oh? I would
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  Speaker 1: have just trashed my body. I would have been like,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm sick. I'm gonna lose wait because
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: I'm sick, So I'm going all in on the goldfish.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: I'm going all in on the frozen pizzas. Did you
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  Speaker 1: do that? I was trying to be healthy. Okay, this
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: was not a good route to go down everybody. We
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: are getting ready to go to Vegas and we are
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  Speaker 1: not going to be healthy? Are we? Graver? You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be there, I'm gonna be there. Mohan's gonna be jealous
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  Speaker 1: sitting at home, but I'm so excited to be there.
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  Speaker 1: This is my very first draft. I was talking to
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  Speaker 1: somebody earlier today and I was just like, what is
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  Speaker 1: the best They considered themselves a Vegas aficionado, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, what is the best place to go and
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  Speaker 1: eat food? And he goes, do you want something bougie?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, what about me? Do you think?
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  Speaker 1: What about me makes you think I want something bougie? Like? No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to go to Delilah's. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know what that is. I just keep on hearing Delilah's.
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  Speaker 1: It's a club. Why do you know that my deskmatee
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  Speaker 1: producer in the pod team to Beile is a huge Delilah's. No,
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  Speaker 1: bal was the one I was talking to. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: we're going to Vegas, guys. I can't prom us that
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna have exciting stories because I am the kind
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  Speaker 1: of person that does not want to linger out at
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  Speaker 1: Delilah's I want to go into bed at ten pm.
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  Speaker 1: But it's gonna be great. Nevertheless, it's gonna be fun.
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  Speaker 1: So before we get to some draft scenarios, because I
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  Speaker 1: asked you guys to send me your craziest Vegas stories,
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  Speaker 1: which I have not looked at, Mohan went through my DMS. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold on a lot of trust. I gave the Twitter
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  Speaker 1: password to Mohan a lot of trust. How do you feel?
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  Speaker 1: I'm honored. That's a heavy key to carry. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: a scary place. Well, the first thing I said to him,
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, if I ever get hacked, I know
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  Speaker 1: who it is. Can you even call it a hacking?
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  Speaker 1: If one of your best friends stole your Twitter and
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: you know, posted pictures of their face, don't ever do that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you could just don't even tweet for my own account.
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  Speaker 1: You could take her account, change the handle, change the name, like,
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  Speaker 1: make your own new thing with the hundreds of thousands
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  Speaker 1: of followers to be very upset with you. Um, anyways,
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  Speaker 1: Mohan's got the keys to my DMS. He went through
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  Speaker 1: and read a bunch of your creepy little messages. Was
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  Speaker 1: it a weird vibe? Was it dark there's some weirdos.
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  Speaker 1: It was darning right. Yeah, I always have to stage
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  Speaker 1: myself afterwards, and I'm not kidding about that at all. Anyways,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna oh, there's Joel Clatt that just walked by.
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  Speaker 1: We are going to get to those in a second,
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  Speaker 1: but first we've got some like pretty breaking news, which
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: you know, offseason, I feel like we're kind of grasping
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: at straws trying to figure out some football stuff to
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  Speaker 1: talk about. Mainly, this podcast has just been about my life.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I'm getting in Visiline in a month.
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  Speaker 1: That's exciting. This. I don't know if it will be
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  Speaker 1: for you, the one that's in charge of the audio
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  Speaker 1: on this podcast, So enjoy these last few lisp lisp
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  Speaker 1: free podcasts. You have to wear them all the time,
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Top and bottom, Yeah, don't what. People
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  Speaker 1: only get top I used to have like a permanent
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: bottom retainer, so not a top ones Huh. Interesting. I
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  Speaker 1: know I'm saying if you can only if you only
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  Speaker 1: have to get one yet one. No, I listen a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people. You might think, oh my god, Rachel,
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  Speaker 1: you have perfect to you. Actually they are kind of nice,
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: but they're jagged they're crazy, you don't looking. And then
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  Speaker 1: when I put my head back, they're like, somebody get
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: them fixed. What was I talking about? Football? By the way, Okay,
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: usually this podcast is about my teeth, but we are
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: talking about football this week because there has been some
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: breaking news. Okay, guys this week. Um, I think that
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  Speaker 1: I've made it clear that my love of golf is um,
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  Speaker 1: it's a real love. It's a It's a big one
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  Speaker 1: in my life. And I'm so excited because the match
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: was announced this week. I knew as soon as I
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: saw Tom Brady's tweet. I knew as soon as I
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  Speaker 1: saw it. I was like, this is about the match.
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  Speaker 1: There were a lot of people freaking out, like what
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  Speaker 1: are these eyeballs? It was eyeballs. And then he tagged
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  Speaker 1: Mahomes and Josh Allen and Aaron Rodgers and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this is the freaking match and it's gonna be great.
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  Speaker 1: And then it was announced that this this bad Boy
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  Speaker 1: is happening in a couple of weeks. When is this
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  Speaker 1: happening in June? June? June, height of the off season,
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: height of the off season. These guys aren't doing Anathan,
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: so it's Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes on one team, Aaron
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  Speaker 1: Rodgers Tom Brady on the other, And it really got
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: me thinking, which twosome do you want to turn into
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: a threesome? Whose team are you? Are you hopping on there? Sorry?
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  Speaker 1: Was that spicy? Uh? The old guys, which you know,
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  Speaker 1: in my experience, whenever I play somebody that's much older
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  Speaker 1: than I am, they absolutely kick my butt. Or like
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: Patrick was saying, Um, I believe he spoke to uh,
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: James Palmer of the NFL network. I'm pretty sure I
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: saw that and Patrick was saying that, you know, they
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: might beat us at the short game, but when it
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: comes time to just like shooting bombs down the freeway,
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: they're gonna kill it. Um, who would you rather the
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  Speaker 1: young guy? For sure? They would be more fun to
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  Speaker 1: hang out with. Huh? And what are you trying to
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  Speaker 1: win or have fun? Oh? Have fun? I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: win same, Yeah, but like you're gonna have out with
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  Speaker 1: him for hours? How here's the other thing. Tom Brady
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  Speaker 1: is gonna be stiff. Tom Brady, I can totally see
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  Speaker 1: like his back's gonna be hurting. I just feel like
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: they're the ones that could actually start to kill the
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  Speaker 1: team maybe, but I'm just remembering the last the match
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  Speaker 1: that we had. Uh. Brady has already done this once,
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  Speaker 1: so he's got the experience. He's got the experience. What's
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  Speaker 1: your point, Mahomes and Alan? The way that they can
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: throw the football. I know it's not the same, but
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  Speaker 1: the way they can launch a football down the field
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  Speaker 1: kind of like they can day. Yeah, but Aaron Rodgers
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  Speaker 1: is the Hail Mary King of all time. Always got
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  Speaker 1: a good point. You just I think that I am
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  Speaker 1: going to go. I'm gonna go with the old guys.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Tom. I'm gonna go with Aaron.
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  Speaker 1: First off, I know that they could they could teach
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: me some things. Also, I just feel like they would
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  Speaker 1: be more settled in their game. You're right, Tom's already
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  Speaker 1: done this before. Aaron's a little bit older. These guys
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  Speaker 1: have golf for longer than those two, just by age.
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  Speaker 1: And golf is something that I'm on the verge of,
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  Speaker 1: like quitting golf right now, because my brother is staying
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  Speaker 1: in Lay with me right now and he's obsessed with
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  Speaker 1: golf and he's going all the time and he just
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  Speaker 1: beats me relentlessly, and like it's different when I go
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  Speaker 1: with my friends. It's different when I go with Mo.
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  Speaker 1: It's different when we go with our friends, Scott. Because
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  Speaker 1: I can beat you guys, I can win, Yeah, you can.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that to me right now. I'm in
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: a very fragile state. You have. Yes, I can beat them,
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  Speaker 1: but I have three older brothers. I have this like
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  Speaker 1: sick competitive nature that if I'm not good at something,
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  Speaker 1: I'm done, like I'll quit. I'll quit. And I hope
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: it hurts you. I hear, I hope that you're out
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  Speaker 1: on the on the greens and wishing that I was
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  Speaker 1: there with you. Um, but uh, I need I need
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  Speaker 1: a win. So I'm gonna go with Tom. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go with Aaron. I know that they'll be settled. They
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  Speaker 1: won't be throwing timber tantrums. I might throw a few
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: and it might get dice you for us, And that
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: you like to throw a club I've thrown clubs for sure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've thrown multiple clubs. You've never know because you're so chill.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, Also, for a good part of your golf career,
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: you didn't understand how golf worked, and you thought that
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  Speaker 1: like four shots was like a Birdie, I'm like par three.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true. Also, Josh Allen, seems like we could
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  Speaker 1: split a six pack of cours. Huh, who is the
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  Speaker 1: most Okay, here's another question. Who would you want to
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: like go golf drinking with four of them? Out of
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: the four of them, I'm not Brady. I'm not Brady.
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  Speaker 1: What the stories you guys? Yeah, I feel like you
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: wouldn't talk. I want to hear Patrick mahomes real life
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: thoughts on his brother and his and his partner, what
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: he thinks about. What have you guys ever been to
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: a golf tournament where like all you do is drink,
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: Like I know, we all like get a couple of
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: beers when we liked a golf in the summer and Dada,
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: I got invited to this one golf tournament in British
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: Columbia and it was beautiful. It was like a gorgeous
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: course and there were all these um people in sports there.
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: There was like hot like NHL players, and each hole
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: had a different beverage, like it was heavily sponsored by
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: like alcohol, and it was fun, but I did not
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  Speaker 1: play good golf. So I'm actually anti drinking and playing
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: golf because again, I'm too competitive and if I start
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: playing well, it's not fun for me. That makes sense. Anyways,
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  Speaker 1: we're very excited about the match. If you can't tell,
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be very fun ten minutes segment. Otherwise, the
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: only other news that's really bothering me this week is
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: just whatever Robbie Anderson is trying to do. He's very
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: anti Baker Mayfield coming to the Panthers now. He's like
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: asking to go on Undisputed on FS one to debate
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: this with Shannon and Skip. It just feels very like
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: I want the spotlight on me, Like all of these
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: quarterbacks have been able to get all of this spotlight
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  Speaker 1: and I wanted on me now. And it just feels
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: very like I wonder what the beef is. Does anybody
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: know what their beef is? Or he just doesn't like
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: Baker as a quarterback. I just wonder what he expects,
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: because it's not like he can't surely he can't love
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: catching passes from Sam Darnold either, Right, Poor Robbie Anderson
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: has never really had a good quarterback in his NFL career.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: Sort of Alan Robinson, Okay, cool, that's about to change.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have Baker, who's gonna absolutely love being in Carolina.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: Baker's a Carolina guy. Maybe he wants what you look
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: like holding back. I just it's said, Oh I'm past it. Okay,
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: you haven't moved on yet. No, it takes me some time.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: Don't you want good things for Baker? Don't you want
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: to have a fresh star? Panthers are gonna suck with
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: him that he could totally turn things around. The Browns sucked. Yeah,
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: is this Matt Rules last season as the head coach
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: of the Panthers, He's been a rough ride. He's gonna
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: it's been a rough fred. Yeah. He's also dealt with
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: a lot of like injuries the last year, right, like
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: Christian McCaffrey was out for a lot of time. He's
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: a freaking star. Yeah. Um, anyways, Robbie Anderson, if you
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: want to debate anybody, come on this show and debate me,
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  Speaker 1: because I will tell you why Baker is such a
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  Speaker 1: great guy. And also I want to know what all
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: of this fuss is about. Why do you not like
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: this guy? We love him? You can't tell that already. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for a break. But coming up, I asked
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: you guys to slide into the DMS once again. I
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: don't know why I'm not learning my lesson at this point.
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  Speaker 1: And I want to know your craziest Vegas stories, your
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: best Vegas advice. I wanted all of it, and you
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  Speaker 1: gave me some. So Mohan is gonna. I haven't seen anything.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't looked at anything, So don't go anywhere that's
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  Speaker 1: coming up after the break this space. Tell me your deepest,
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: darkest secrets. MS now open. Okay, So I gave mo
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  Speaker 1: On the keys to my Twitter. Those keys are heavy, baby,
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of stuff in there. Did you see
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  Speaker 1: anything cool? Did you see anything like anything interesting? I
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: got into that didn't spend too much. I would have
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: been I would have been the exact same. If I
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: had anybody's keys to anybody's Twitter, I would be like,
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: good Lord, get me out of here. And I want
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: to say a butt. It's like the upside down and strain.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Not that I have button on my Twitter. Actually I
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: probably do have butts on my Twitter. Um, it's the
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: upside down stranger things. Okay, give me some fun stories.
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  Speaker 1: I asked you guys to slide into the DMS. I
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: wanted your fun stories. I wanted your tips for Vegas.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: I saw a lot of drink water and I was like, thanks, guys. Yeah,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of um. People are just nice. They
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: were like thoughtful restaurant and you don't like the nice restaurants,
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: but restaurant recommendations of drink a lot of water, stay hydrated,
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: ivy drips, which I've never done one of those. The drips. No,
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: I've never done one either. I'd be willing to try.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like, oh, I think that we should be
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: doing a drip for the next podcast. It just seems
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: like a rip off. Well, let's figure it out. My
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: sister is a huge proponent of the ivy drips. Does
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: she just rock massive hangovers all the time? I'm saying, listen,
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: I get really bad hangovers. I'm very sensitive to alcohol.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: I'm allergic to it. So I think that I could
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: really get on board with these. Maybe we try one
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: in Vegas. That sounds fun. I should do it as
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: a bit for the show and write it off for
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: a bit expensive have a blast the most before you start.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: The most interesting thing that I was told before I
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: went to Vegas was don't drink coffee because this person
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: said that they pump oxygen into the hotels and the casinos,
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: which already knew. But that keeps you up, and that
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: keeps you going. So if you have caught feet, it's
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: just sends you into an abyss of staying awake. It's
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: dehydrate too exactly. Okay, I'm not gonna cut you off anymore.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: You One person was nice and said the heroes at
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: the Denny's across from the Miarage will give you go
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: to go cups of water. Feel like that's really helpful.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: They've seen some stuff. Yeah, like for them to know
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: that information. Whoever is working the morning full time shift
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: at the Denny's that's on the Las Vegas Strip. Baby, girls,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: you've seen some stuff. Actually not even the morning, I
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: mean like morning morning, like from midnight to five am.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Sure I would not want to do that. A lot
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: of hangover like the movie related messages, watch the hangover,
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: do the opposite. Don't steal Tyson's tiger. Okay that sleep
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: on the roof of Caesar's palace. Spoiler for the people
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. Yep, I really like this. This
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: is also like with the Denny's, some real inside info.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: The spodd the Aria has pre toothpaste packaged toothbrushes, like
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: the toothpaste is already on the toothbrush. Understanding, Wow, that's bougie.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that though. Why Because some this is
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: a personality thing. Some people go Pete puts a way
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: too much toothpaste on a toothbrush. Okay, me, I just
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: do what's necessary. People like to cover their toothbrush with
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: a full stripe of toothpaste. You really only need a
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: peace sized amount of toothpaste. Hold on, this is a
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: very good first date question. If y'all out there are
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: single and you want to get to know your girl
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: or guy or whomever real quick, ask them what their
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: toothpaste situation is, because hold on, this actually checks out.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: If you're a large scoop yeah or swoop um, you're
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: selfish selfish. If you're not, you're conservative. You're probably gonna
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: be frugal. You're probably gonna save money. Yeah, this is yes,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I am get selfish? Is way too much toothpaste? Let
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: me let me ask you this. When you brush your teeth,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: do you take your toothbrush without toothpaste and then run
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: it under the water, and then you put toothpaste on it,
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: and then you run under the water again and then no,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not a psycho. Just water, water, paste in the mouth. Yea, wait,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: water on the yeah, I do water, toothpaste, water on
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: the brush, yeah, toothas and then water again. No, no, no, no, no,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: what's the point. There's times where I put the toothpaste
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: on the toothbrush and I like bring it up to
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: my mouth and the toothpaste falls off of the toothbrush
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: before again, because you're totally putting water on halfpoint's fall. Okay,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: So ladies, if you're on a date with Mohun, run
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: run away because the crazy. That's too far. It makes
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: no actual logical sense. I thought, if you put the
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: water on the toothbrush and then you put the toothpaste
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: on it, kind of like sticks like melton. Yeah, no,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: it's just making a goopier. It's of course it's going
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: to slide off your brush. Wow. Best moment on bench
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: so far. Hey, I'm disappointed in you. Justin toothpaste debates.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Toothpaste debates. Um, you lose that one. That's pretty psychotic. Anyways,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: go on, Okay, Adam Rank works here justin Oh yeah,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: our guy, big fantasy guy. Adam six days in Vegas
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: is a lot like laying up on a par five fight,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: the instinct to swing out of your shoes and enjoy. Yeah,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: a lot of people listen. I clarified that I was
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: going to for the draft, and a lot of people
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: were like, just don't go and get wasted every single night.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: It's like people were working. I'm not gonna go see
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Tsto every single night and then wake up in the
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: morning and go talk to these draft prospects. I'm not
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: doing it. Okay, well, all alright. Here is a little
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: uplifting story. I once flew out to Vegas on flight
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: seven seven seven. I thought it was lucky until I
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: got to Vegas and they lost my luggage. I show
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: up to the hotel and they don't have my reservation.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: They worked accommodating me, but said they need time. So
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I go and play some three card my second hand
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: seven seven seven, and I win five hundred dollars, which
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: pays for my hotel and trip. Whoa emotional roller coaster
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: ride for here's my this is I don't think i'd
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: get Do you guys ever look up your plane numbers
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: in advance? Only? If I would you ever look up
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: what kind of plane you're flying on. Okay, I'm not
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: a good flyer, so this is what not good flyers do. Um.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think I would get on a plane that
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: was seven seven seven, but that's lucky. Yeah. In my mind,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: it'd be like no, no, no no, no, this is the opposite.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: A seven seven seven would go down maybe like six
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: six six or three whooo hoo hoo. No. I think
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't get on it. Okay, but good for them.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: That sounds the less you know about your flight, I
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: think better. Are you as like a sky mall like
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: you flipped through the magazine when you're not? No, I
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: don't do that. I just like black out. Another whiskey
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: ginger please. Um, that's my drink of choice on a plane.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: What's your guys drink? Joe's flights from LA to Vegas
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: are pumping. Oh yeah, but you're gonna be on a nine.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Graver is showing up. I'll be on the clock, so
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I won't be drinking, but people on that flight, bloody
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Marys will be flowing. What's your airplane drink of choice?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Mine is a whiskey ginger because I saw that a
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: tweet once, like for some reason when you're in the air.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Ginger ale is a supreme beverage. It's a whiskey ginger.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I'm set. What's yours? Um? I like like sparkling water,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: just like a little bubb like a little bubbly. So
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: not a drink. Yeah, not any Oh like alcohol? Well,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: they don't serve alcohol on flights. I'm sorry they didn't
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: serve alcohol. And your Disney flight, your damn COVID cruise. Um,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: you don't drink alcohol in flight? I guess I would
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: get like a beer or whisker. I like to get
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: coffee and then spike it with what whiskey, whiskey jack
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: or like kalua or something like an I plan? Do
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: you also ask for whip cream? Um? No, a jack
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: and coffee? That's crazy? Wow, Gravers going in this guy?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Okay what else? Oh? This is the hypothetical. Okay, So
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: this person just like totally ignored my wishes and just
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: sent it a random okay, what shout out Canadian Titan?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: He follows me on Twitter. So a movie's out everything
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: everywhere at all once, which is really great. I told
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Rachel about and she saw it after me, and then
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: she asked me if I saw it you didn't. You
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: did not produce the movie to me. Okay, everyone's talking
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: about it everywhere, all at once at a time. Would
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: you rather have hot dogs for fingers or sweat tomato sauce? Okay,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I think this is an easy answer. But do they
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: sweat tomatoes? Saw say in the movie. No, it's just
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: the hot dug fingers. I didn't like the hot dug fingers.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: They made me very uncomfortable. Have you seen this movie yet,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: graver I have. What did you think about the hot
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: dug fingers? I thought they were quirky and once you
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: get past the hot dog fingers, a pretty nice moving
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: part of the film. Oh yeah, sure, the relationship is fun,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: but them like putting their hot dogs in each other's
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: like mouths, like oh and ketchup and mustard coming out.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I didn't like that one overall strange. I
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: think that I would rather neither of them. I guess
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: hot dogs for fingers because sweating tomato sauce would be tasty. Yeah,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: you'd be just red and just like Also, how often
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: are you sweating? I sweat a lot. I think it's
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: to medybuilders. Okay, can you imagine that, like you're on
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: an elevator and you can't press the button. You have
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: to like use your elbow. No, it sounds both sound
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: freaking miserable. Who's who's Canadian titan that sent this in?
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I would do the tomato sauce. Um, guys, this brings
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: me to a great segue. By the way, thank you
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: for sending in all of your dns us you little weirdos.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Uh speaking of tomato sauce and sweating tomato sauce, one
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: guy is really sweat and tomato sauce this week. Way way,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: it's time for the best slash worst things that I
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: saw based. Okay, So the USFL is a new football
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: league that's run by Fox Sports, is all right and
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: NBC and NBC it's a new football league. Yes, when
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: does it start? It started, start it started. It's like
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: this supposed to be like the new Spring League, right. Yeah.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: So apparently a USFL hopeful, Deviion Smith, he got cut
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: by the Pittsburgh Mawlers for wanting pizza instead of chicken salad.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I think it's a little bit more complicated than this,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: because we were listening to the clip of the guy
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: actually getting cut, because I think that they're filming some
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: kind of hard knocked situation right now. But he was
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: having a conversation with his coach, and his coach is like,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do this, but you were like
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: pretty lippy and pretty you know, you got an attitude basically,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: and he's like, listen all I was saying to the
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: guy who is that I wanted pizza instead of chicken salad.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: And what he said, is that going to be okay?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I said no, I want my pizza. So that was
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: the lippy part. But at the end of the day,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: this all came because he wanted pizza instead a chicken salad.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: This is why I could never be a professional athlete.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I eat like a garbage person. And although I'm fine
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: with a chicken salad, but it's like these athletes are
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: working out sometimes like two times a day, Like let
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: the man eat his pizza. We talked about dk Metcalf
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: on the show last week and how he eats one
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: meal a day, one cup of coffee, and three to
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: four bags of candy, and you see how that worked
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: out for him. Chado Jo Sinko has been a career
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: in the NFL eating McDonald's every day. Yeah, that's exactly right.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: He replied to one of our tweets, I'm out on this.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: How do you guys feel do you think that? Okay,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: so let's pretend that this is more so about the diet.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Do you think that professional athletes should be able or
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: are only supposed to be eating like chicken and rice
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: and fish, because I feel like mentally that does nothing
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: for me, Like, yes, that's gonna be g for the
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: long haul, but like baby girl needs her pizza nights.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I think it depends on what position you play. If
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: you're like, if your position is predicated on like being
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: zero percent body fat and fast and explosive, then like
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: you should probably put an effort in, but then you
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: still have cheat meals, Like you shouldn't have to be
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: forced to only eat chicken and veggies and rice every day.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. This is very anti positive body image. I
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: think in the locker room, what do you think? Uh? Yeah,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I think, like you said, you burn so many calories,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: You burn so many like just what is one piece
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: of pizza at lunch even due to you? And I
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: think it's on the athlete too, Like Brady's so regimented,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: but that's why he's playing. He's gonna play until he's fifty. Right, Yeah,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: if you're young and you think you can get away
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: with it whatever you want. You don't think that Brady's
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: ever had a slice of pizza in his life. Will
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: slices away some New England's aw, maybe some avocado pizza. Yeah,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: oh that doesn't sound How much healthier is chicken salad
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: than pizza anyway? Exactly? Like ranch? Right? Yo? Mayo mayo?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Oh yeah, chicken sell Oh no, I was
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: thinking about chicken on top of the salad. That could
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: be you're thinking about like a chicken salad sandwich. The
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: way that this guy says it in the clip, He's like,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I don't eat chicken salad. It sounds like not a
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: chicken salad. It sounds like the chicken salad sand That's hilarious.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: That's what's even funnier if that's what they're fighting over,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: because chicken salad that goes on a sandwich is not healthy.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: It's covered in mayo. You're right, it's like fatty. Sometimes
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: there's cheese in there, and then you're no, it's got
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: to be chicken on top of the salad because that
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: would be psychotic. Why why not? Why just say like
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: they could just say salad then instead of chicken salad.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know, why don't you call this guy up
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: and ask him anyway, we're anti we're anti chicken salad.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: We're pro pizza. In fact, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: just to prove a point. Um next next thing, we've
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: having a stroke. The next thing that we have to set.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: So sorry that we've come to this point in the show,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: but alas, I need to make a decision. Guys. This
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: is the talk of the office. I don't know if
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: you're aware, but now every time I see somebody, they
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: go who's on the chopping block this week? Or they
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: pitch me who my top choice is. I get a
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: lot of tweets that are like, you gotta convince Rachel
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: to be a Titans fan? All right? I don't know
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: about that one, guys, and that leads me to my choice.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: The person, the team, the foundation, the organization that is
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: going to be eliminated this week on the Bench with
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Banetta podcast, I had to do this. They are the
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Tennessee Titans. That's a curveball of here. I agree, get
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: them out of here. You're out of here. You should
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: be a Titans fan, but more in like a your
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: friend Justin is a Titans fan, so you hope they
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: do well kind of way. No, and that's exactly why
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I have to kick them off. I wanted a curveball
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: this week. I know a lot of people are expecting
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: me to do the favorites early, but I can't just
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: hop on your bandwagon. That is not creative at all.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Vrabel boys, Sure he's a friend of the pod, barely
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: even give us the time of day. True, he's out
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: of here. I like it. Goodbye Titans, curveball. Indeed it hurts,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: But does it? Do you really want me to pick
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: the Titans and be on your bandwagon? No? I think
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: it's more fun when we have banter. I think so too.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: This is for the bent. Uh, So on we go.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I think the next week we should do a double elimination.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be in Vegas. We're gonna be you know,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: we've got more teams than weeks left for the start
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: of the season, which is crazy. Yeah, um, so we are.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: We're gonna need to do some double eliminations. What better
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: than in Vegas? Maybe we do a little bit of
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: a Roulette situation. Oh, totally. One team I will choose
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: to kick out. I love this one team I will
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: choose to kick out, and then another team. We have
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: to build a little bit of a Roulette situation and
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: kick one out that way. Let's do it. That is fun.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: So tune in next week. Um, enjoy the annoying fans.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: There's gonna be a some annoying family people. Okay, what
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: kind of person cut like? Prepare me? What kind of
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: person shows up to the draft the most? Die hard?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: So I've been to two NFL drafts before I started
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: working for the NFL. Oh my goodness, why did you
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: want to go to the draft? Like what you know?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: So one of them was in Dallas, which is where
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: my parents live where I grew up, so that one
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: was easy to like, go home see my parents and
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: me and my dad went to the draft together, which
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: was like a really cool feathers something nice. And then
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: the next year it was in Nashville, and I had
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: never been to Nashville. Huge Titans fans. I'm like, I
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: gotta go to the draft in My family went with
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: me there too. Thanks. Yeah, shout out to this behind
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: the ask cam we get going up. Yeah, this is
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: really lovely. Um, Okay, well, I'm exciting to meet all
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: the fans. It's gonna be really great. We're gonna be
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: partying in Vegas, Slash. I'm gonna be go into BET
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: at ten pm every single night and I'm not gonna
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: regret it. Guys, before we go. We're gonna have a
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: new episode up next week. We think it's probably gonna
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: be Wednesday because we're recording from Vegas and it's gonna
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: be a lot of fun, but we don't know what
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: our scheduling is yet, so yeah. Also, these shows are
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: gonna be on YouTube now, YouTube dot com, Slash NFL podcast.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: You can watch the full videos. You can see Mohan
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: be uncomfortable on camera, which is why I tune in
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: everything that's really uncomfortable, and it's gonna be great, and
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: then you can see all the videos and clips that
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: we're talking about. So it is gonna be really fun.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: So subscribe to the show, follow us on Instagram and Twitter,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: and make sure you tune into the benched bachelorette roulette
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: situation that's gonna be happening next week. Hopefully I don't
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: kick up all right, Peace to Pendlet