Latest / The Bechdel Cast / Dora and the Lost City of Gold with José María Luna
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- 0:00Speaker 1: On the Bell Cast, the questions asked if movies have
- 0:04Speaker 1: women in them? Are all their discussions just boyfriends and husbands?
- 0:08Speaker 1: Do they have individualism? The patriarchy? Zef invest start changing
- 0:13Speaker 1: it with the Betel Cast. Hello, and welcome to the
- 0:18Speaker 1: Bechtel Cast. Ever heard of it? Ever heard of it?
- 0:21Speaker 1: I hope so no, no, oh, welcome, you already said it,
- 0:28Speaker 1: And well, um, but what are our name you? My
- 0:31Speaker 1: name is Caitlin Durante. Awesome my name? What's your name?
- 0:35Speaker 1: Jamie Bethany Loftus? WHOA, Yeah, I know, I've I've I've
- 0:40Speaker 1: probably said that on the show before, definitely, but I
- 0:42Speaker 1: never in the intro. And what's your full name? Oh? Okay,
- 0:47Speaker 1: my full legal government name is Caitlin Marie Durante. I
- 0:51Speaker 1: knew that, but I wanted everyone else to know that.
- 0:53Speaker 1: I wouldn't that be a really confusing, Like that's like
- 0:57Speaker 1: a slight baron stain Bears, like Mandela affecting. Like if
- 1:01Speaker 1: we just all of a sudden started using our full
- 1:03Speaker 1: names every single time, like, Hi, my name is Jamie
- 1:06Speaker 1: Beth Loftus and I'm Kaitlin Marie Darrante and welcome, and
- 1:10Speaker 1: people would get little shifts in the matrix like that
- 1:14Speaker 1: would really funk with people. It bothers me when stuff
- 1:17Speaker 1: like that happens, where I'm like your who. Um. Anyways,
- 1:22Speaker 1: welcome to the Betel Cast. This is our podcast um
- 1:26Speaker 1: where we take a look at your favorite movies using
- 1:30Speaker 1: an intersectional feminist lens. If you can believe it, I
- 1:33Speaker 1: can believe it. And what we are doing today is
- 1:36Speaker 1: unlocking one of our Patreon a k a. Matreon episodes
- 1:40Speaker 1: that we released earlier this year on Dora and the
- 1:45Speaker 1: Lost City of Gold. And we have a guest on
- 1:48Speaker 1: that episode, Jose Marie Luna. We don't often have guests
- 1:52Speaker 1: on the Matreon episode and this one has really and
- 1:56Speaker 1: first of all, if you're a Matron, you already know
- 1:59Speaker 1: this episode, Uh really fucking ruled and Jose is so
- 2:02Speaker 1: wonderful that we must unlock, we must share with the world.
- 2:07Speaker 1: We must, Yes, So that's what we are doing. So
- 2:10Speaker 1: now that it's a main feed episode, we just want
- 2:13Speaker 1: to include the kind of standard you know, do the
- 2:16Speaker 1: standard protocol, the Bechtel Cast protocol, if you will, as
- 2:20Speaker 1: far as introducing in the episode, so we will explain
- 2:23Speaker 1: the Bechtel test. For example, Jamie, what is it well, well, okay, relax.
- 2:31Speaker 1: The Bechdel Test is a media metric created by queer
- 2:36Speaker 1: cartoonist Alice and Bechtel, sometimes called the Bechtel Wallace Test.
- 2:40Speaker 1: I feel like I want to start specifying that it
- 2:43Speaker 1: was originally created as a one off joke in a
- 2:45Speaker 1: comic um, but it has been widely adopted since as
- 2:49Speaker 1: a way of examining the media around us. There's lots
- 2:53Speaker 1: of different versions that have evolved in this test over
- 2:56Speaker 1: the years. The one we use to start our discussion
- 2:59Speaker 1: is this, we require that there be two characters of
- 3:03Speaker 1: a marginalized gender with names that speak to each other
- 3:06Speaker 1: about something other than a man for more than two
- 3:08Speaker 1: lines of dialogue. The reason this metric is so popular
- 3:12Speaker 1: is because for a very very very long time and
- 3:14Speaker 1: still sometimes now, um, that didn't happen. Yes so, but
- 3:19Speaker 1: with me and Caitlin it happens all the time. It
- 3:22Speaker 1: happens all the time because we we're out here talking
- 3:26Speaker 1: about movies. Yeah, such as well, I was gonna say,
- 3:31Speaker 1: like Shrek two, but not that doesn't work out. That's
- 3:35Speaker 1: the man's story. That's a masculine who don't get me
- 3:40Speaker 1: started on the raw masculinity of that story. Um, but
- 3:46Speaker 1: when we're talking Dora, it's passed passing. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- 3:51Speaker 1: And the other thing to know about this episode if
- 3:53Speaker 1: you've never listened to an Unlocked episode before, is this, Um, well,
- 3:56Speaker 1: we do have a wonderful guest covering an awesome movie.
- 4:00Speaker 1: It's a looser discussion. It's not maybe quite the buttoned
- 4:04Speaker 1: up Bechtel Cast you're used to. So if you hear
- 4:06Speaker 1: me maybe lightly cyber bullying Mark Wahlberg's nephew, we just
- 4:12Speaker 1: kind of get a little loose and like, that's just that,
- 4:15Speaker 1: that's that's just of the matron. Yeah, so deal with it.
- 4:20Speaker 1: It's kind of like I feel like the matron is
- 4:23Speaker 1: do you remember in like the late two thousand's when
- 4:26Speaker 1: like if a jet apataw movie came out, there would
- 4:28Speaker 1: also be like a DVD that's like the unrated version
- 4:32Speaker 1: of the forty year Old Virgin, And so that's just
- 4:35Speaker 1: like kind of what the matrion is for us. Wow,
- 4:38Speaker 1: that's true. Kind of it's just like we get a
- 4:41Speaker 1: little bit loose, the Bectel Cast unleashed, you know, unleashed. Yeah. Anyways,
- 4:48Speaker 1: uh so we're very excited to share this episode with
- 4:51Speaker 1: you um, you're absolutely going to love Jose Maria Luna.
- 4:54Speaker 1: We love him dearly and with that, enjoy the episode.
- 5:00Speaker 1: B del Cast, Hello matron Us again, Welcome back to
- 5:05Speaker 1: Lost Treasuary. There's a second Lost Treasure we want to
- 5:09Speaker 1: talk to you about today. I was starting to think
- 5:11Speaker 1: of how it would be fun to introduce this episode
- 5:13Speaker 1: the way that this movie is introduced, Like it seems
- 5:16Speaker 1: like it's going to be one thing, and then it
- 5:18Speaker 1: cuts to us sitting at a cardboard box being like
- 5:23Speaker 1: which is basically how we record our shows. So true,
- 5:26Speaker 1: it sounds like a wild, sweeping adventure full of education
- 5:31Speaker 1: and friendship, and it's really just us sitting in a
- 5:35Speaker 1: box and my microphone is actually made of cardboard, and
- 5:41Speaker 1: we our mom is a desperate housewife. She comes in
- 5:44Speaker 1: sometimes and she's like, stop pretending to have a podcast
- 5:48Speaker 1: the one thing and truly anyone can have and does
- 5:53Speaker 1: That's a would be funny too. Maybe this is a
- 5:55Speaker 1: thing where like kids are like I want. I don't
- 5:57Speaker 1: think any children like children grow up and they want
- 5:59Speaker 1: to YouTubers or like TikTok stars. Do you think anyone's
- 6:03Speaker 1: like I want to have a podcast about an esoteric subject?
- 6:09Speaker 1: If so, that's interesting and and it's so, it's such
- 6:12Speaker 1: an achievable goal, truly, But I would also argue that
- 6:16Speaker 1: being a TikToker or having a TikTok account, as the
- 6:20Speaker 1: kids are saying, as the kids are, yes, a TikToker.
- 6:24Speaker 1: Is that what it's called? TikToker? That doesn't sound right?
- 6:27Speaker 1: We're so old. Oh my god, Well, friends, guess what.
- 6:33Speaker 1: We have a special surprise for this episode. Normally here
- 6:39Speaker 1: on the Matreon, you know, it's just us, Me and
- 6:42Speaker 1: Jamie goof and goof and goofing. Yeah, being irresponsible, being irresponsibly,
- 6:48Speaker 1: goofy going off doing bits, which we will do today.
- 6:52Speaker 1: But the twist and just like that, we have a guest.
- 6:57Speaker 1: We have a guest joining us today for this episod
- 7:00Speaker 1: so on Dora and the Lost City of Gold. He's
- 7:03Speaker 1: a writer, screenwriter, occasional video essayist. It's Jose Maria Luna. Hi,
- 7:11Speaker 1: thanks for being here, Thank you so much for having me.
- 7:15Speaker 1: This is very very exciting. Oh my god, we're so
- 7:17Speaker 1: thrilled to have you. We've already I feel like we
- 7:20Speaker 1: we are already on such a journey, the three of
- 7:24Speaker 1: us for those listening, Um, Jose left the room for
- 7:29Speaker 1: a second. I didn't realize that he still had his
- 7:32Speaker 1: earbuds in, and I immediately started to tell Caitlin that
- 7:36Speaker 1: I've had pims for six hundred days and there's no
- 7:40Speaker 1: end in sight. And it turns out you're you heard
- 7:43Speaker 1: the whole thing, and that's the intersection of art and technology.
- 7:49Speaker 1: It was a very important bonding experience, like we needed
- 7:52Speaker 1: to go through that in order to record the podcast
- 7:54Speaker 1: properly exactly. I don't think we really could talk about
- 7:58Speaker 1: Dora and the Lost City of Gold without having had
- 8:01Speaker 1: that experience first. It was very very bonding. This movie
- 8:05Speaker 1: is wild. I'm so excited to discuss it. Yes, I
- 8:08Speaker 1: am also very excited. And Jose, we reached out to
- 8:12Speaker 1: you because of a wonderful video essay that you did
- 8:16Speaker 1: entitled Decolonizing Adventure, A Cinematic Road to El Dorado, in
- 8:21Speaker 1: which you analyze several different movies, Dora and the Lost
- 8:25Speaker 1: City of Gold being one of them. So tell us
- 8:28Speaker 1: about your relationship to this movie and maybe if you
- 8:34Speaker 1: have any relationship with the source material of Dora the cartoon,
- 8:40Speaker 1: all that stuff, Dora as text, well, the seminal story here.
- 8:47Speaker 1: I did. I did watch Dora when I was very young,
- 8:52Speaker 1: or maybe not that young. I remember watching Dora, so
- 8:54Speaker 1: it couldn't have been too young. And you know, I
- 8:57Speaker 1: watched Dora growing up in Colone Ba in Spanish, and
- 9:01Speaker 1: she taught you English unlike like the like the original cartoon,
- 9:07Speaker 1: So it was kind of very wild to me learning
- 9:10Speaker 1: later on that Dora is just supposed to be like
- 9:13Speaker 1: a Latina who's teaching like Americans Spanish. I was like, oh,
- 9:19Speaker 1: I guess. I never saw Dora as particularly like florign
- 9:24Speaker 1: I just thought she spoke English. So I did enjoy Dora.
- 9:28Speaker 1: I was more of a Blues Clues kid. They are
- 9:31Speaker 1: back to back. I just remember that. That's true the
- 9:36Speaker 1: golden age of Nick Jr. I don't know what arison
- 9:38Speaker 1: Nick Junior anymore. I don't know if no idea back
- 9:41Speaker 1: in my day, New Junior was better. It's not that
- 9:43Speaker 1: I grew up and I didn't watch the movie when
- 9:49Speaker 1: it came out. I just I just remember it came
- 9:51Speaker 1: out when I was very busy. But I just very
- 9:53Speaker 1: distinctly remember my friends being like, Oh, we're going to
- 9:56Speaker 1: the movies for my birthday. What should we watch? We
- 9:58Speaker 1: were thinking of seeing yesterday This was my friends here
- 10:01Speaker 1: in Colombia, and I was like, don't watch Yesterday, go
- 10:04Speaker 1: see the Dora movie. It sounds a lot better. And
- 10:07Speaker 1: they did, and you were right. Dora was way better
- 10:11Speaker 1: than Yesterday. I forgot about Yesterday. I feel like, did
- 10:14Speaker 1: the world just did we all agree? Like that never happened? Yeah,
- 10:18Speaker 1: and then someone will come up with the idea for
- 10:21Speaker 1: the movie Yesterday because everyone else forgot about it. Were
- 10:25Speaker 1: just this is our groundhog Day culturally, where for dudes
- 10:29Speaker 1: to continually watch the movie Yesterday, the world's worst, most
- 10:33Speaker 1: expensive idea. And to this day I haven't seen Yesterday.
- 10:38Speaker 1: Neither have them. But we've all seen Dora and the
- 10:41Speaker 1: Lost City of Gold. I saw it later on this
- 10:44Speaker 1: is we are my friends here in Colombia and I
- 10:45Speaker 1: was still in the States so I couldn't join them,
- 10:48Speaker 1: and I ended up watching that for research for my
- 10:50Speaker 1: video essay, and I ended up really enjoying it. It
- 10:53Speaker 1: was I didn't really know what to expect, but it was.
- 10:57Speaker 1: It was a wild time, truly of ways. Yeah, the twists,
- 11:01Speaker 1: the twists in this movie. Did I expect a poophole? No?
- 11:07Speaker 1: I did not, So, Jamie, what's your history with Dora?
- 11:11Speaker 1: In the Lost City of Gold slash Dora, the intellectual
- 11:16Speaker 1: property Dora as text know that I definitely like. I
- 11:21Speaker 1: think my younger cousins watched the Blues Clues Dora block,
- 11:26Speaker 1: a classic Nick Junior block. They used to have that mascot.
- 11:32Speaker 1: I hesitate to even call them a mascot. It was
- 11:35Speaker 1: a mascot called face and it was just just a
- 11:39Speaker 1: block of color with a face and then he'd be like, Hi, there,
- 11:43Speaker 1: face here. And I loved the face. The face would
- 11:46Speaker 1: just tell you what was gonna be on TV. It
- 11:48Speaker 1: was a little scary, but it was also kind of exciting.
- 11:51Speaker 1: I loved face right. Face changed colors all the time.
- 11:56Speaker 1: Face like would have holiday like face could saying I
- 12:00Speaker 1: have no idea what you're talking about. I feel like
- 12:03Speaker 1: there's probably porn of face, but that would be like
- 12:06Speaker 1: kind of but I don't know. I feel like, but
- 12:11Speaker 1: I'm sure it's out there. But that's actually really challenging
- 12:14Speaker 1: because it's the whole look. If you look up face,
- 12:17Speaker 1: it's just a screen. The whole screen was a face.
- 12:20Speaker 1: It was like if Rocky Horror was for children and
- 12:22Speaker 1: not scary, kind of like the beginning of Rocky Horror,
- 12:25Speaker 1: but a whole a whole face that was just like
- 12:28Speaker 1: Blues Clues again somehow the builder. So I guess I'm
- 12:35Speaker 1: saying I saw Dora. I liked Dora. Dora's like the sweetest,
- 12:40Speaker 1: most lovable kid character. And also I feel like in
- 12:44Speaker 1: the Nick Junior universe at that time, where like the
- 12:47Speaker 1: really young kids universe, there were like not really many
- 12:52Speaker 1: girl children who were like the leads of shows, and
- 12:55Speaker 1: especially non white girls. So I door is cool. I
- 13:00Speaker 1: hadn't seen this movie. I remember seeing the poster for
- 13:02Speaker 1: this movie and being like this could go a lot
- 13:04Speaker 1: of ways, like this could be so fun or so bad,
- 13:07Speaker 1: or like who knows. But I didn't see it until
- 13:10Speaker 1: preparing for this episode. And I know, I just remember
- 13:12Speaker 1: that you loved it, Caitlin, and you saw it like
- 13:14Speaker 1: four times. It was so perfect transition for what is
- 13:18Speaker 1: your history with Dora? Four times? I don't think so
- 13:23Speaker 1: you saged multiple times, not in theaters, not only saw
- 13:27Speaker 1: once in theaters. But I did watch it a few
- 13:29Speaker 1: times after that prior to prepping for this episode, because
- 13:33Speaker 1: I kept being like, hey, friend of mine, do you
- 13:37Speaker 1: want to watch the Dora the Explorer movie? And they're like,
- 13:40Speaker 1: I guess but then we would have such a fun
- 13:43Speaker 1: time anyway. So okay, So I did not grow up
- 13:47Speaker 1: watching the Dora animated series, of which there might be
- 13:52Speaker 1: more than one, isn't there, Like Dora the Explorer, and
- 13:54Speaker 1: then like Dora and Friends. Diego had his own show
- 13:59Speaker 1: My Little Sister wat Yeah, and I think later they
- 14:03Speaker 1: did like one where Dora was older, right, I think
- 14:07Speaker 1: that's Dora and Friends. She was like a pre teen.
- 14:11Speaker 1: The only thing I remember about that is that there
- 14:12Speaker 1: was an upset that always happens when a big company
- 14:17Speaker 1: ages up their I P. And they like drew Dora
- 14:20Speaker 1: to be over sexualized as a pre teen, and there
- 14:24Speaker 1: was a big issue, like anytime they redesigned the Disney princesses,
- 14:27Speaker 1: suddenly they're thinner, like there's you know, it was like that,
- 14:31Speaker 1: but for Dora, and I remember there was quite a
- 14:34Speaker 1: bit of upset and they ended up changing the design.
- 14:37Speaker 1: I think rightfully so, But it's just always I'm like,
- 14:39Speaker 1: how is that still happening? And I think that that's
- 14:43Speaker 1: something that this movie avoids in a way that I
- 14:47Speaker 1: was so pleased about. So I didn't watch the cartoon,
- 14:53Speaker 1: as you might have noticed, when earlier I said TikToker,
- 14:58Speaker 1: which I actually think is the right phrase. But anyway,
- 15:00Speaker 1: I'm so old. I think that's right. I think so
- 15:04Speaker 1: I was being I was being old. Yeah, yeah, Jamie.
- 15:10Speaker 1: The point is I had aged out of being the
- 15:14Speaker 1: target demographic for Dora and Blues Clues. I never watched
- 15:19Speaker 1: any of those. In fact, I never had Nick Jr.
- 15:21Speaker 1: I didn't have cable until I was an adult, so
- 15:25Speaker 1: stuck with Arthur and dragon Tales. Oh, dragon Tail slapped,
- 15:30Speaker 1: dragon Tails did slap. I feel it was underrated. Where
- 15:32Speaker 1: is the live action? Actually I don't want it, but
- 15:35Speaker 1: oh yeah, please don't. But I remember they introduced the
- 15:38Speaker 1: Colombian kid. I think it was a bit after I
- 15:40Speaker 1: had aged out of it, but my sister was watching it,
- 15:43Speaker 1: and they introduced like a Colombian kid in one of
- 15:45Speaker 1: the later seasons and becomes like a main character. I
- 15:47Speaker 1: didn't know that. I think I cried and I was
- 15:50Speaker 1: like too old to cry over dragon Tails. When that happens,
- 15:54Speaker 1: you're never too old to cry over dragon Tails. I
- 15:58Speaker 1: didn't know there was a Columbian character on Dragontails. That's
- 16:01Speaker 1: so cool. It meant, even though I didn't watch it anymore,
- 16:06Speaker 1: you're just like, well, good for children. Yeah, it's good
- 16:10Speaker 1: for the Colombian kids out there, including my sister. I guess.
- 16:14Speaker 1: I mean it goes to show how important representation is.
- 16:18Speaker 1: But so there was no reason why I was so
- 16:22Speaker 1: excited to see Dora and the Lost City of Gold.
- 16:25Speaker 1: But I was like, I'm going to go see this movie.
- 16:27Speaker 1: I think it's because again, like adventurers, trying to find
- 16:31Speaker 1: lost cities or lost relics is like my one of
- 16:34Speaker 1: my favorite subgenres. So I was like, cool a movie
- 16:39Speaker 1: where this like vaguely familiar character to me is doing that.
- 16:43Speaker 1: I'll go see it. So I went to see in theaters,
- 16:45Speaker 1: loved it, had a blast, uh, and have wanted to
- 16:50Speaker 1: cover it on the podcast ever since. So here we
- 16:54Speaker 1: are finally doing it. We got we got a fair
- 16:57Speaker 1: amount of we got a fair amount of request when
- 17:00Speaker 1: the movie originally came out to do this movie. Like what,
- 17:04Speaker 1: I'm excited. I mean, there's a lot of stuff to
- 17:05Speaker 1: talk about. But this movie does subvert a lot of
- 17:08Speaker 1: I mean because because we we did um Romancing the
- 17:12Speaker 1: Stone for our first anentry movie, which makes most of
- 17:18Speaker 1: the mistakes you can make in this genre. And so
- 17:21Speaker 1: it was it was interesting to watch an adventure movie
- 17:24Speaker 1: that centers on a woman that came out thirty years
- 17:27Speaker 1: later and see how things changed. Yeah, I haven't watched
- 17:31Speaker 1: that one because a lot of people would bring it
- 17:34Speaker 1: up when I mentioned that I was Colombian and I
- 17:39Speaker 1: was like, um, I don't want to see what like
- 17:44Speaker 1: depiction of Colombia is like, you can skip it, you
- 17:49Speaker 1: can skip it. Yeah. Very jealous of everyone, of every
- 17:52Speaker 1: Columbian who gets to move to the US now because
- 17:55Speaker 1: they won't be getting like, oh, like Narcos or like
- 17:58Speaker 1: like Romancing the Stone when they said they're from here.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Instead they having Canto, which huge improvement. Thank you. Um,
- 18:07Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we will be right back.
- 18:17Speaker 1: And we're back. Um. Should I dive into the recap
- 18:21Speaker 1: for Dora and the Lost City of Full good Luck?
- 18:24Speaker 1: This is a wild one, okay. So we meet young
- 18:30Speaker 1: Dora and her cousin Diego when they're six years old
- 18:35Speaker 1: give or take. They love exploring the Amazon rainforest where
- 18:40Speaker 1: they live. We meet Boots the monkey, We meet Dora's backpack,
- 18:47Speaker 1: we meet her map briefly. I think these are all
- 18:50Speaker 1: characters in the animated series. Yes, and and you won't
- 18:55Speaker 1: believe us they're way less scary looking as cartoons. Yeah,
- 18:59Speaker 1: Boots the sign, Oh my god, Danny Trejo, Boots is
- 19:03Speaker 1: what they should have sonic to that, because it looked
- 19:06Speaker 1: Boots looked too much like like a very real monkey,
- 19:09Speaker 1: but like kind of blue. I didn't love it. It
- 19:12Speaker 1: is not a good design for Blue. I did not
- 19:16Speaker 1: care for it at all. That's like my base complained
- 19:18Speaker 1: of the movie same and the c g I animals
- 19:22Speaker 1: in general, because I think Swiper the Fox also has
- 19:27Speaker 1: a weird character design slash like c g I that
- 19:30Speaker 1: looks like it was from like two thousand five, Like
- 19:33Speaker 1: it seems really outdated. Swiper kind of has these bedroom
- 19:36Speaker 1: eyes and like, did you a scary c g I character?
- 19:42Speaker 1: For sure? But then like these piercing blue eyes, and
- 19:44Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, they really went above and beyond. And
- 19:46Speaker 1: that specific part of the character, which I don't think
- 19:49Speaker 1: is how the cartoon even looks, Like why they give
- 19:52Speaker 1: him these like flirtatious I don't know. I've had PMS
- 19:57Speaker 1: for five hundred days. Maybe maybe it was it's word
- 20:00Speaker 1: flirtatious and I'm just like fully removed from reality. I
- 20:05Speaker 1: don't know, though, because there are so many examples of
- 20:09Speaker 1: people seeing an animated fox in a kids movie and
- 20:14Speaker 1: it making them very horny because the Disney robin hood
- 20:19Speaker 1: is like, is a sexual awakening for a lot of people?
- 20:24Speaker 1: Isn't that like a famously furry like cornerstone? Yeah? Really yeah,
- 20:30Speaker 1: this has a good furry cornerstone that I didn't know
- 20:33Speaker 1: that that's wild. And then also like, I know, fantastic
- 20:37Speaker 1: Mr Fox. People get all all foamed up for for
- 20:40Speaker 1: that fox as well. I get it, but let's not
- 20:43Speaker 1: get into it too much. None of us want to
- 20:45Speaker 1: discover that tonight. No, but like swipers on screen and
- 20:50Speaker 1: there were moments where it's like, is this a date?
- 20:53Speaker 1: You know, like this is this is wild? Okay, it's
- 21:00Speaker 1: his voice, Yes, doesn't hurt? Does not hurt? I also
- 21:04Speaker 1: completely forgot the part of what was satisfying about this
- 21:07Speaker 1: movie when it came out was the just like when
- 21:09Speaker 1: you first see the trailer and you're like, that's so
- 21:12Speaker 1: many famous people for what this movie appears to be.
- 21:15Speaker 1: You're like the and Danny Traho as Boots, and you're like,
- 21:19Speaker 1: huh what because Boots in the Calan in the cartoon,
- 21:23Speaker 1: Boots is like a five year old. It's like Boots
- 21:26Speaker 1: that's funny. Certainly not an adult man, much less Danny
- 21:30Speaker 1: Trail like. Anyways, I love that scary looking boots. Okay,
- 21:34Speaker 1: So we meet scary Boots and other of Dora's sidekick characters.
- 21:40Speaker 1: We meet Dora's mom and dad, her mom Lena played
- 21:45Speaker 1: by Eva Longoria and her dad Cole, played by Michael Penia,
- 21:49Speaker 1: who famously, Chucky Cheese is favorite actor, also famously a scientologist.
- 21:55Speaker 1: Those are my Painia facts. Michael is a scientologist. Yeah, yeah,
- 22:00Speaker 1: he's pretty. He's not like a super like public like
- 22:06Speaker 1: you know, Tom cruising around about it scientologist, but he's
- 22:09Speaker 1: definitely a scientologist who. In one of my favorite YouTube
- 22:13Speaker 1: videos of all time, Chuck E. Cheese interviewed Michael Pania
- 22:17Speaker 1: on his channel he never interviewed anyone, and then out
- 22:21Speaker 1: of nowhere, he was like, today, I have an interview
- 22:24Speaker 1: with my favorite actor, Michael Pania. It was to promote
- 22:28Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry, another Michael Pania movie with a lot
- 22:32Speaker 1: of bad c G. I huh, okay, Michael pan your
- 22:38Speaker 1: rocks And that's literally everything I know about him all
- 22:41Speaker 1: in a row. I'm learning so much about Michael Pena right. Okay,
- 22:47Speaker 1: So Dora's parents are professors archaeologists, maybe not super clear
- 22:55Speaker 1: what their exact jobs are, but they're professors of some
- 22:59Speaker 1: sort explorers and they're explorers, right, not treasure hunters, but
- 23:05Speaker 1: we'll get to that. So they tell Dora and Diego
- 23:09Speaker 1: about the legend of Pata, a lost Incan city of gold,
- 23:14Speaker 1: which Elena and Cole are trying to find. But again,
- 23:18Speaker 1: they don't intend to keep the gold because they make
- 23:21Speaker 1: the distinction between explorers and treasure hunters, where explorers equals good,
- 23:26Speaker 1: treasure hunters equals bad. So it feels like they're working
- 23:30Speaker 1: more in like a historian, like documenting history. Yeah, right,
- 23:36Speaker 1: which is I've never heard that distinction made in this
- 23:38Speaker 1: genre before ever. True, it feels very like self aware
- 23:42Speaker 1: in that regard, right, which is, you know, pretty interesting
- 23:46Speaker 1: giving the fact that like even even very recent adventure
- 23:50Speaker 1: movies make a lot of mistakes in that regard, including
- 23:54Speaker 1: one that came out recently A k Uncharted, which sucked,
- 24:00Speaker 1: And then at the time of this recording, The Lost
- 24:03Speaker 1: City starring Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum has not yet
- 24:06Speaker 1: been released. But I would be surprised, honestly if it
- 24:12Speaker 1: makes any of those distinctions and is very self aware.
- 24:16Speaker 1: We'll see, but anyway, the next day, Dora has to
- 24:21Speaker 1: say goodbye to cousin Diego, who moves back to the States.
- 24:26Speaker 1: Then we cut to ten years later. Dora, now played
- 24:29Speaker 1: by Isabella Mer said, who was I think Isabella Monir.
- 24:35Speaker 1: At the time, she is running around the jungle, she's
- 24:40Speaker 1: still exploring, she's talking to animals, she's talking to the camera,
- 24:45Speaker 1: and she is looking for Pata pata. She is so wonderful.
- 24:51Speaker 1: Her performance was giving me Amy Adams an enchanted, like
- 24:56Speaker 1: it was so like cartoony, but also are like grounded
- 25:00Speaker 1: enough and like she's just like lights up everything. She said,
- 25:04Speaker 1: I loved her. I've never I've never seen this actress
- 25:07Speaker 1: before and I just fell in love with her same.
- 25:09Speaker 1: That is a very good comparison because it is it
- 25:11Speaker 1: is kind of feel like like that kind of like
- 25:14Speaker 1: satire that doesn't really get mean. It's very like we're
- 25:19Speaker 1: having fun with the character without having to, you know,
- 25:22Speaker 1: make like cheap jokes about it. It's very very sincere
- 25:25Speaker 1: in a way that makes it so enjoyable, right, especially
- 25:29Speaker 1: because it gets commented on a little later when Diego
- 25:34Speaker 1: after they've been in school for a little bit and
- 25:36Speaker 1: Diego is like, don't you see that? Like everyone's making
- 25:38Speaker 1: fun of you for the way you are, and she's like, yeah,
- 25:41Speaker 1: I see it, but like this is just who I am,
- 25:43Speaker 1: Like this is how I am, and I'm not gonna
- 25:47Speaker 1: stop being myself because other people don't like it. And
- 25:50Speaker 1: Dora was just very sweet. I think one of my
- 25:54Speaker 1: notes when watching the movie is I would die for Dora. Yeah,
- 25:59Speaker 1: she is such a sweetheart. And like I did, like
- 26:04Speaker 1: like that's something that again it's like, oh wow, you
- 26:06Speaker 1: really there's a bad version of this. There's a lot
- 26:09Speaker 1: of times in this movie where it could have gone
- 26:11Speaker 1: down a very like generic boring road where it's like
- 26:14Speaker 1: Dora has to change to fit into high school and
- 26:17Speaker 1: like Dora gets a makeover from Sammy to fit into
- 26:21Speaker 1: high school, but she doesn't change. She stays herself, wins
- 26:26Speaker 1: people over, and then all of a sudden, the high
- 26:28Speaker 1: school portion of the movie suddenly ends and it's a
- 26:31Speaker 1: different movie. Um, which was wild, but I was on
- 26:35Speaker 1: board a very gracious transition. She's kidnapped out of the
- 26:39Speaker 1: movie that started, and then a second movie starts. Hey
- 26:44Speaker 1: it works for me, Like yeah, okay, so she, like
- 26:49Speaker 1: her parents, is now looking for Patata, and she finds
- 26:52Speaker 1: a big clue, which turns out her parents already know
- 26:56Speaker 1: about and they already have plans to head to Peru
- 27:00Speaker 1: to find but they don't think Dora is ready to
- 27:03Speaker 1: come along, so they send her to live with her
- 27:08Speaker 1: aunt and uncle and cousin Diego in Los Angeles. Ever
- 27:13Speaker 1: heard of it? She goes to think of fictional silver
- 27:16Speaker 1: Lake High School? Yeah, called silver Lake High School? Is
- 27:20Speaker 1: it really called silver Lake High School in the movie?
- 27:23Speaker 1: I think so? Yeah. I love that they keep calling
- 27:25Speaker 1: it the city. It's like, if it weren't for the
- 27:28Speaker 1: map that they showed, like when she's flying, we wouldn't
- 27:31Speaker 1: really know. They just keep saying like, yeah, you know,
- 27:33Speaker 1: they moved to the city and they live in the
- 27:36Speaker 1: jungle right right. It feels very like tongue in cheek
- 27:39Speaker 1: to the way that the show would refer to places.
- 27:42Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a purpose, but it
- 27:45Speaker 1: always got a giggle out of me when they were like, yes,
- 27:48Speaker 1: in the city, Dora, welcome to the city, like they
- 27:52Speaker 1: didn't know where they want to shoot, right, Like I
- 27:54Speaker 1: I didn't think about the fact that could have been intentional,
- 27:57Speaker 1: Like in a reference to the show, because I was
- 27:59Speaker 1: just like, there's there's a lot of this movie that
- 28:02Speaker 1: is like kept extremely vague that you're just like why,
- 28:07Speaker 1: I mean, at least location wise, I was like, Okay,
- 28:10Speaker 1: I don't know, well you talk about it, but well
- 28:12Speaker 1: the way that like the first Indiana Jones movie, when
- 28:16Speaker 1: Indiana Jones is like stealing an artifact from indigenous people,
- 28:21Speaker 1: the text on the screen just says like South America,
- 28:25Speaker 1: and it's like, do you want to be more specific
- 28:29Speaker 1: where in South America? No, thank you to the South
- 28:33Speaker 1: American Jungle? What else do you want? Um? Okay? So um.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Dora is sent to live with cousin Diego in the
- 28:45Speaker 1: city a k a. Los Angeles, and specifically the neighborhood
- 28:49Speaker 1: of Silver Lake, which is one of the cooler neighborhoods
- 28:53Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. Is we got brunch, come on by.
- 29:00Speaker 1: I do miss Silver League. It's great, definitely one of
- 29:02Speaker 1: the one of the best neighborhoods. Okay. So, her parents
- 29:06Speaker 1: want Dora to go to the city and make friends,
- 29:10Speaker 1: but Dora doesn't know how to make friends. Then Dora
- 29:15Speaker 1: arrives in l A. She reunites with Diego, now played
- 29:20Speaker 1: by Jeff Wallberg. He who Okay, I was having a
- 29:25Speaker 1: crisis this whole. One of the things that bothered me
- 29:27Speaker 1: about my top two maybe complaints about the movie that
- 29:30Speaker 1: are silly are that Boots looks like shit and that
- 29:35Speaker 1: whoever is playing Diego is the worst actor I've ever seen.
- 29:38Speaker 1: I was like, why is this teen actor doing such
- 29:41Speaker 1: a bad job to the point where like I feel
- 29:43Speaker 1: like the music was doing heavy lifting for him sometimes
- 29:45Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I guess he's sad um
- 29:47Speaker 1: but he was just like sitting there. He's Mark Wahlberg's nephew.
- 29:51Speaker 1: That is why he's bad at acting. And in the movie,
- 29:54Speaker 1: that's why his name is Jeff Wallberg. That's why his
- 29:57Speaker 1: name is Jeff Wallberg. Because all the they're young actors
- 30:01Speaker 1: in the movie are doing I think, I thought we're
- 30:03Speaker 1: doing a great job, Like they were really fun. They're
- 30:05Speaker 1: doing kind of these like theater kid performances that the
- 30:09Speaker 1: movie requires. And then you just have like this guy
- 30:12Speaker 1: who's like, Dora, I am cool. I am cool, Dora,
- 30:16Speaker 1: I'm the cool guy at school. And then he's like
- 30:19Speaker 1: I have a crush And I was like, why is
- 30:21Speaker 1: this kid so bad? It's because he's like weird nepotism.
- 30:25Speaker 1: At first, I thought you were implying that he was
- 30:27Speaker 1: bad because he was related to Mark Wahlberg. I mean,
- 30:32Speaker 1: I think that is the subtext. It's not it's not
- 30:36Speaker 1: his fault, but he's that his uncle is his uncle.
- 30:39Speaker 1: It is his fault that he's not doing a very
- 30:42Speaker 1: good job. We can't blame Mark on that one. No,
- 30:46Speaker 1: unfortunately we can't, but maybe we should. He's promoted from
- 30:49Speaker 1: manager at Wallburger's to being in this movie. I mean,
- 30:55Speaker 1: maybe we can blame Mark Wahlberg if Mark Wahlberg gave
- 30:58Speaker 1: him acting lessons, which I'm fine with. That headcanon is
- 31:03Speaker 1: explaining why Jeff is not very good. He um was
- 31:06Speaker 1: always talking as if he had like a bunch of
- 31:08Speaker 1: marbles in his mouth. There was like one line in
- 31:12Speaker 1: the Museum where I was like, Jeff, Jeff, we need
- 31:16Speaker 1: another take from Jeff, Like he was just like, oh
- 31:18Speaker 1: here we go, ageain like he's he's And then I
- 31:21Speaker 1: was like, maybe he's just doing too convincing of a
- 31:23Speaker 1: job of being a teen boy who's not interested, because
- 31:26Speaker 1: teen boys weren't interested. Mumble all day long. But I'm like, Jeff,
- 31:31Speaker 1: do you know the cameras on I just it was like,
- 31:35Speaker 1: I don't know, I there's I don't mean to tease it.
- 31:38Speaker 1: I just had to check to make sure that he's like, yeah,
- 31:40Speaker 1: he's like twenty six years old. Jeff, you did a
- 31:43Speaker 1: stinky job. But that's okay. You'll get other chances. You're nepotism, okay.
- 31:50Speaker 1: So Dora goes to her first day of high school.
- 31:53Speaker 1: She meets a couple fellow students, including Sammy played by
- 31:58Speaker 1: Madeline Madden, who needs she needs to be the smartest
- 32:02Speaker 1: person in the room, and who Diego thinks is mean
- 32:06Speaker 1: and awful. And we also meet Randy played by Nicholas
- 32:12Speaker 1: Comb Comby. I don't know how to say that name.
- 32:15Speaker 1: He has been beamed in from two thousand and five,
- 32:19Speaker 1: Like what is this kid's haircut is like Hannah Montana.
- 32:24Speaker 1: I was like, children don't have this haircut anymore. It
- 32:27Speaker 1: was just that was another fascinating element that just felt
- 32:30Speaker 1: very outside of time. He had the haircut that all
- 32:32Speaker 1: the characters in the fourth Harry Potter movie have. Yes, yes,
- 32:37Speaker 1: it's like bad Rupert Grint hair. Like it's what I'm sorry,
- 32:43Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm tearing these young men to shreds,
- 32:48Speaker 1: Like Jeff Wolberg, no talent. This kid's your p MS, Jamie,
- 32:52Speaker 1: it's this is how your PMS is manifested, just bullying
- 32:56Speaker 1: young actors. Oh yeah, well, anyways, so Randy is kind
- 33:02Speaker 1: of a like quote unquote nerdy kid who is really
- 33:04Speaker 1: into astronomy. Both he and Sammy are social misfits, as
- 33:10Speaker 1: is Dora, who is super friendly to everyone, but everyone
- 33:15Speaker 1: thinks that she's a dork. Even Diego is embarrassed of her,
- 33:20Speaker 1: especially at a dance where Dora dances all silly. I
- 33:25Speaker 1: love I love that they did not again, it's just
- 33:28Speaker 1: like this movie is so funny to be where it's
- 33:31Speaker 1: like they called there like more like dork. I'm like, okay,
- 33:34Speaker 1: we need to punch up. Do we get one punch
- 33:36Speaker 1: up writer on this like Dorca Like, but again, you know,
- 33:42Speaker 1: high school bullies, like in real life, can't come up
- 33:45Speaker 1: with anything much more clever than that. That is true.
- 33:49Speaker 1: I had I had a theory Like Nicholas Comb, the
- 33:52Speaker 1: haircut guy. I've looked at him. I was like, I
- 33:55Speaker 1: think he's secretly thirty years old, and that does happened?
- 34:00Speaker 1: I feel like there's always it happened on Hannah Montana,
- 34:03Speaker 1: where that was like a seventeen year old who was
- 34:06Speaker 1: like five hundred. It was like wild and he was
- 34:10Speaker 1: he was he was twenty seven when this movie came out. Okay,
- 34:14Speaker 1: so that's like euphoria casting kind of you know, not
- 34:17Speaker 1: to grass to grassy is appropriate. Wow, that's wild because Dora,
- 34:22Speaker 1: like the actress, is like twenty now I remember looking up,
- 34:25Speaker 1: so she must have been like seventeen when she Yeah, yeah,
- 34:29Speaker 1: I think she was like actually a teenager. And I
- 34:31Speaker 1: think the other three actors are a little bit older,
- 34:34Speaker 1: which is fine and like normal for movies. But I
- 34:36Speaker 1: was like, my big haircut guy is uh running on
- 34:40Speaker 1: his doctorate? And okay, alright. So we then get a
- 34:47Speaker 1: montage of Dora going to school. She's also corresponding with
- 34:51Speaker 1: her parents and tracking their journey through the rainforest on
- 34:56Speaker 1: her map, but then she stops hearing from her parents
- 35:01Speaker 1: and she grows concerned about that. Then, on a field
- 35:05Speaker 1: trip to the Natural History Museum, Dora, Diego, Sammy, and
- 35:09Speaker 1: Randy all end up in a group together and then
- 35:13Speaker 1: all four of them are kidnapped by some bad guys,
- 35:18Speaker 1: these mercenaries who are trying to find Dora's parents, who
- 35:22Speaker 1: they know will lead them to Patapata, so Dora and
- 35:27Speaker 1: friends although they're not friends yet. Dora and company are
- 35:31Speaker 1: taken to Peru, but then they're rescued by Alejandro played
- 35:36Speaker 1: by Eugenio Derbez, a friend of Dora's parents, allegedly right,
- 35:43Speaker 1: they are all running away from the mercenaries, but then
- 35:46Speaker 1: Swiper the fox voiced by Benicio del Toro steals doors map,
- 35:51Speaker 1: but Dora and friends are able to escape once again
- 35:55Speaker 1: and they set off to find doris parents. They find
- 35:59Speaker 1: doors parents her and her family's symbol painted on a
- 36:03Speaker 1: nearby tree. Their family symbol is also a red just
- 36:06Speaker 1: a circle. Again, I'm just like a second draft, please
- 36:10Speaker 1: that this looks like a place all there. I was like,
- 36:13Speaker 1: is this a hilarious joke, because it wouldn't. It's a
- 36:16Speaker 1: very funny joke if like their family symbol is just
- 36:19Speaker 1: a red circle and they keep calling it a loop
- 36:22Speaker 1: diegos like the red loop, right, the mirror notion that
- 36:27Speaker 1: Dora's family has like a symbol was very funny that too.
- 36:32Speaker 1: That got a huge laugh out of me the first
- 36:33Speaker 1: time when She's like my family symbol and I was like,
- 36:36Speaker 1: I laughed, like everyone has one. It couldn't be like,
- 36:40Speaker 1: oh look a survey marker. Oh look, no, it's my
- 36:44Speaker 1: family symbol. Was like, oh my god, I don't know
- 36:47Speaker 1: if that was meant to be a joke, but it
- 36:48Speaker 1: got a huge laugh out of me. It is funny.
- 36:50Speaker 1: And then the fact that the symbol it could just
- 36:53Speaker 1: have been there by accident, because it's such a nothing
- 36:56Speaker 1: like it's like my family symbol would be a little
- 37:00Speaker 1: cigarette in someone's back pocket, like it would be you
- 37:03Speaker 1: would know when it's my family symbol. But they're like
- 37:08Speaker 1: red circle. So they find that, and Dora and company
- 37:14Speaker 1: head into the rainforest on foot to follow their trail.
- 37:17Speaker 1: They find Dora's parents campsite, but it's been ransacked, but
- 37:22Speaker 1: then Boots the Monkey shows up and joins the group.
- 37:25Speaker 1: Then there's a scene where Sammy has to pooh, that's
- 37:31Speaker 1: the whole thing. And then suddenly a bunch of arrows
- 37:35Speaker 1: are being we're just gonna go past that. I mean
- 37:39Speaker 1: we I guess we can unpack the pool. There's a
- 37:41Speaker 1: whole song. There's a whole song, right, Okay. I kept
- 37:45Speaker 1: trying to be like, is this progressive or is this
- 37:48Speaker 1: just something that happens in the movie. I guess it's
- 37:51Speaker 1: like whatever. It's like, oh, in adventure movies, no one
- 37:55Speaker 1: ever takes a ship and isn't that interesting? And it's like, oh,
- 37:58Speaker 1: women taking a ship. You don't see movies very often.
- 38:01Speaker 1: But I'm like, but do I want to? I guess
- 38:03Speaker 1: not really, but but people really, like, really loved when
- 38:07Speaker 1: Melissa McCarthy pooped in Bridesmaids. They're like, wow, this is
- 38:10Speaker 1: the first for some people. That's how that scene changed
- 38:14Speaker 1: cinema because a lot of women, a lot of people
- 38:16Speaker 1: didn't know women pooped before that were that scene. Let
- 38:20Speaker 1: women poop in movies, but only she had to poop.
- 38:24Speaker 1: And then she was like, I haven't pooped for forty
- 38:26Speaker 1: eight hours, and I was like what, Like, they've only
- 38:30Speaker 1: been gone for like six hours, So it seems like
- 38:32Speaker 1: she's having like a separate no one else has to
- 38:38Speaker 1: poop the whole movie. So I think she was just
- 38:41Speaker 1: like she went on the field trip constipated. Yeah, and
- 38:45Speaker 1: I'm not sure she even gets to poop because as
- 38:49Speaker 1: soon as she starts pooping, then these arrows are shot
- 38:53Speaker 1: at the group and they have to run away. Let
- 38:55Speaker 1: women have dingleberries and okay, that okay, that's your subsect.
- 39:03Speaker 1: Of my movement let women poop. Yeah you say that,
- 39:08Speaker 1: and then I stand up. I'm like and another thing. Yeah,
- 39:17Speaker 1: I'll have a little poo left over. Well, she didn't
- 39:20Speaker 1: finish and she didn't have i mean toilet paper. Right. Yeah,
- 39:24Speaker 1: So we don't know what's going on with Sammy, but
- 39:27Speaker 1: she's thrown into a love. Yeah, before you know it,
- 39:30Speaker 1: she's in she's in love. She's got tickleberries, she's in love.
- 39:33Speaker 1: She's anything's possible in this movie. True. Okay, so all
- 39:40Speaker 1: these arrows are being shot at them, and Alejandro thinks
- 39:43Speaker 1: it's the Lost Guardians, whose mission it is to protect Patapata.
- 39:49Speaker 1: They managed to get away, they nearly cross paths with
- 39:53Speaker 1: the mercenaries, who are also now in the rainforest following
- 39:57Speaker 1: the map to try to find doors parents. So they
- 40:00Speaker 1: nearly cross paths with them, but then Dora and friends
- 40:03Speaker 1: head in a different direction toward an old opera house.
- 40:07Speaker 1: But oh no, they step into some quicksand and Alejandro
- 40:13Speaker 1: almost dies, but then the teens save him and just
- 40:18Speaker 1: don't really save him though the plot saves him because
- 40:21Speaker 1: it actually was quicksand that just fell into regular sand.
- 40:26Speaker 1: It was like a ledge yeah right, yeah, but they
- 40:29Speaker 1: pulled him out from beneath, and then scorpions have sex
- 40:33Speaker 1: on his head. Did you say that? I did not
- 40:36Speaker 1: say that. That feels worth men. Scorpions do have sex
- 40:40Speaker 1: on his head. This is a pig movie, Dore excitingly saying, like,
- 40:46Speaker 1: the scorpions are mating. They're mating, but then when you
- 40:50Speaker 1: look at them, they're just kissing the scorpions. Yeah, they're
- 40:53Speaker 1: they're fucking french in each other. There. So they get
- 40:58Speaker 1: out of the quicksand situation, and and then they cross
- 41:01Speaker 1: paths with an old woman who tells them which right,
- 41:07Speaker 1: who tells them in the indigenous language of Quetchua, Yeah,
- 41:12Speaker 1: that anyone who is seeking pat is a curse, or
- 41:17Speaker 1: like we'll be cursed, or I forget exactly what it is.
- 41:21Speaker 1: But then she offers to guide anyone who wants to
- 41:24Speaker 1: go back home. So Sammy and Randy say goodbye to
- 41:27Speaker 1: the rest of the group and set off with the
- 41:30Speaker 1: old woman. But then they notice a tattoo of the
- 41:34Speaker 1: symbol of the Lost Guardians, which is far more intricate
- 41:38Speaker 1: than the Dora family symbol, which is again just a circle.
- 41:45Speaker 1: What if she also had a red circle, I'd be like, Wow,
- 41:49Speaker 1: she's part of doors family. But you see a milk cap,
- 41:53Speaker 1: You're like, wow, red circle. They must know, Dora, I'm
- 41:58Speaker 1: gonna get that tattooed on me, just red circle. And
- 42:00Speaker 1: then we're like, what is that. I'm like, Dora's family
- 42:03Speaker 1: will understand. Yeah, yeah, if you know, you know exactly.
- 42:08Speaker 1: So they see this tattoo on the old woman's wrist
- 42:11Speaker 1: and they freak out and they run back towards the others. Meanwhile, Dora, Diego,
- 42:16Speaker 1: and Alejandro make their way through this patch of giant flowers,
- 42:21Speaker 1: which release hallucinogenic spores that make them just completely trip balls.
- 42:28Speaker 1: The movie becomes animated for a few minutes. It's like
- 42:31Speaker 1: jet Apod and something like you're You're like, it's like
- 42:36Speaker 1: a Seth Rogan movie for like a minute. I like that,
- 42:39Speaker 1: say that was fun. I loved it. It was a
- 42:41Speaker 1: cute way of inserting all the like the show arts
- 42:44Speaker 1: because it's animated in this time of the show right right,
- 42:47Speaker 1: and they feature all the characters that they didn't make
- 42:49Speaker 1: it to a live action bit and it's just yeah,
- 42:53Speaker 1: and like the the iguana and like it was just
- 42:56Speaker 1: very it was just very cute in a very non
- 42:59Speaker 1: cute context. I guess right. It was like doors tripping
- 43:05Speaker 1: and suddenly it's like the animated show is like sure
- 43:10Speaker 1: because they just wanted to get that in there. Yeah,
- 43:12Speaker 1: I'm wondering if they're like, oh, let's like pay homage
- 43:16Speaker 1: to the animated show, how can we do that? What
- 43:18Speaker 1: if the characters trip balls and hallucinate that they're all animated?
- 43:23Speaker 1: This movie is so wild, Like I just it did
- 43:27Speaker 1: remind me how like I feel like this was true
- 43:30Speaker 1: when we were kids as well, but like how Nickelodeon
- 43:34Speaker 1: they were just always doing weirder stuff and you could
- 43:37Speaker 1: always count on a Nickelodeon cartoon to have stuff that
- 43:41Speaker 1: was like slightly not appropriate for children anyway, like Disney
- 43:46Speaker 1: uh simply didn't. So they're like, Okay, we're gonna make
- 43:49Speaker 1: our protagonists a teenager who's on drugs, and you're like, cool,
- 43:53Speaker 1: it's Euphoria. There are actually goes to you for your
- 43:57Speaker 1: high school that would have been that such it goes?
- 44:00Speaker 1: Does you I haven't seen Euphoria? Does it take place
- 44:02Speaker 1: in Los Angeles? I think so that would be pretty sure.
- 44:05Speaker 1: So funny if they had the movie with this tone,
- 44:08Speaker 1: they're like, oh, she's not in Euphoria, But they all
- 44:11Speaker 1: God did the same my school, and Dora's just dealing
- 44:14Speaker 1: with some very different problems. They're actually they're kind of
- 44:17Speaker 1: comparatively very innocent. That would be. I have seen the
- 44:20Speaker 1: first episode and a half of Euphoria. It's such a
- 44:24Speaker 1: heavy show that I like just could not keep watching.
- 44:28Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure, Yeah, they live in the valley,
- 44:31Speaker 1: So put Dora in that show. It would she really?
- 44:35Speaker 1: You know? I again, I don't. I don't watch the
- 44:37Speaker 1: show because I I like one of the teenagers in
- 44:41Speaker 1: this movie. I'm five years old, But but I think
- 44:44Speaker 1: it would be. I think she would bring some much
- 44:45Speaker 1: needed levity. I agree, I agree. Yeah, Okay, So they're
- 44:50Speaker 1: all tripping and then Sammy and Randy find Dora and
- 44:54Speaker 1: Diego and Alejandro again, and then they all set off
- 44:59Speaker 1: to find the entrance of Pata Pata, but they then
- 45:03Speaker 1: fall into an aqueduct that starts filling with water. They
- 45:08Speaker 1: figure out how to escape that, and right then Dora's
- 45:12Speaker 1: parents find them and Dora explains why they're there and
- 45:18Speaker 1: the Alejandro rescued them, and her parents are like, we
- 45:22Speaker 1: don't know anyone named Alejandro, because twist, Alejandro is a
- 45:27Speaker 1: bad guy who is working with the mercenaries who right
- 45:31Speaker 1: then show up and capture Dora and her friends and parents.
- 45:35Speaker 1: That was very weird to me, like it was for
- 45:38Speaker 1: a twist that it's kind of obvious, Like it took
- 45:40Speaker 1: me by surprise the first time I saw it, because
- 45:43Speaker 1: I'm used to little bit as being kind of like
- 45:46Speaker 1: just like the funny sidekick. Like to me, he's just
- 45:49Speaker 1: to me, he's just Donkey from Shrek. Yeah, he does
- 45:53Speaker 1: the Spanish voice for Donkey, so whenever I hear him,
- 45:57Speaker 1: it's just like, that's just Donkey. And then we he
- 46:00Speaker 1: was the bad guy. Was like, oh my god, they
- 46:02Speaker 1: made a bad guy. Like I felt betrayed just like that.
- 46:08Speaker 1: I mean, there's also so much foreshadowing because right after
- 46:10Speaker 1: he's rescued from the quicksand he's like, I'm a bad guy.
- 46:14Speaker 1: I'm such a bad guy, and he's basically just telling
- 46:17Speaker 1: you that he's the bad guy, and the door was
- 46:19Speaker 1: like no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not. We
- 46:21Speaker 1: all feel like that sometimes that was Dora's one fumble.
- 46:25Speaker 1: But then I was like, she's an explorer, she's not
- 46:27Speaker 1: a journalist, so right, I can't believe that didn't that
- 46:32Speaker 1: didn't chew me in. I was gasped the first time around.
- 46:37Speaker 1: I was like, what that twist took me by so
- 46:40Speaker 1: much surprise when I saw it in theater. Really, yeah, guys,
- 46:46Speaker 1: He's like, I'm a friend of your prayers, but you've
- 46:48Speaker 1: never heard of me. Also, I'm wearing the scarf that
- 46:50Speaker 1: the villain of the movie always wears. He's wearing He's
- 46:53Speaker 1: wearing a next scarf. Look, no, it's always wearing next scarf. True.
- 46:58Speaker 1: In Paddington too, he wears a cravat. Yes, okay. So
- 47:06Speaker 1: they see Patapata often the distance, but before they get
- 47:09Speaker 1: to the entrance, Boots shows up and unties the teens
- 47:13Speaker 1: and they're able to escape, but they need to get
- 47:16Speaker 1: into Patapata so that they can get the gold and
- 47:19Speaker 1: use it to bargain for Dora's parents lives. And then
- 47:24Speaker 1: that's when we get the fund scene where Boots actually
- 47:27Speaker 1: talks to Dora. Boots is voiced by Danny Trayho. This no,
- 47:35Speaker 1: Boots is voiced by Danny Treyho. He I thought it
- 47:39Speaker 1: was so funny, but also the fact that Boots is
- 47:42Speaker 1: the one giving I was like, is Dora still on drugs?
- 47:46Speaker 1: Is this something that's still and he tells her like
- 47:50Speaker 1: friendship is important and growing up is is goals, and
- 47:55Speaker 1: you go girl boss and they never speaks again. I
- 47:58Speaker 1: liked it. It's comedy comedy. The real gold in this
- 48:02Speaker 1: movie is the comedy. I think we can all agree
- 48:05Speaker 1: that is true. It is surprisingly funny movie in terms
- 48:09Speaker 1: of how smart the humor is. It's just it's just
- 48:13Speaker 1: very rarely did they go for like a very obvious
- 48:15Speaker 1: joke except for the poophole. I wouldn't even call that obvious,
- 48:19Speaker 1: but that was still subversive. That was it was. It
- 48:22Speaker 1: was just a weird choice, right, That was intellect. That
- 48:25Speaker 1: was an intellectual I kind of expected that kind of
- 48:29Speaker 1: humor when I found out that it was directed by
- 48:32Speaker 1: James Bobbin, who directed The Muppets the two two eleven
- 48:37Speaker 1: reboot that I adore, and I feel like that takes
- 48:41Speaker 1: that same kind of like half joking but very sincere
- 48:44Speaker 1: approach to it's I P. And I was very pleasantly
- 48:49Speaker 1: surprised when watching this that I was like, oh my god,
- 48:51Speaker 1: they he managed to keep that same tone. It's just
- 48:55Speaker 1: just very fun. When they reboots don't feel the need
- 48:59Speaker 1: to like make fun of the I p to be like,
- 49:01Speaker 1: oh we get that there's a silly uh, we're making
- 49:05Speaker 1: fun of it with you. It's just very Yeah, I agree.
- 49:08Speaker 1: The real gold is the comedy. Thank you, thank you
- 49:11Speaker 1: so much. Um uh. James Bobbin also wrote for Fled
- 49:16Speaker 1: the Concords. I believe so lots of good humor here anyway. So,
- 49:22Speaker 1: after solving an astronomy based jungle puzzle, the teams are
- 49:29Speaker 1: able to open the entrance to Patapata. They go into
- 49:34Speaker 1: a temple. They have to solve some more jungle puzzles.
- 49:39Speaker 1: There are various booby traps and dangers along the way.
- 49:43Speaker 1: Then they come upon a couple of piles of treasure
- 49:46Speaker 1: and the last puzzle they have to make an offering
- 49:49Speaker 1: to the gods via a small golden monkey statue. And
- 49:54Speaker 1: then the offering has to be what the incas revered
- 49:58Speaker 1: the most. So all I hun Row shows up and
- 50:01Speaker 1: he thinks the answer is gold, so he makes an
- 50:03Speaker 1: offering of gold, but he's wrong, and the ground opens
- 50:08Speaker 1: up beneath him and swallows him. Except he doesn't die
- 50:11Speaker 1: because it's a kid's movie. Yeah, so he's just kind
- 50:15Speaker 1: of hanging. Although this does feel like a movie that
- 50:18Speaker 1: is like wild enough and enough, like surprising thing happened.
- 50:22Speaker 1: Things happened that I was I was prepared for someone.
- 50:24Speaker 1: I mean, not like a main character, but I'm like,
- 50:26Speaker 1: someone can die in this movie. Someone. I don't know why.
- 50:30Speaker 1: When I rewatched this, I had the vague idea that
- 50:33Speaker 1: Swiper had died, and then I was like, and then
- 50:38Speaker 1: I watched this, I was like, oh, maybe I imagined it,
- 50:41Speaker 1: but I don't know why. I didn't really was like, yes,
- 50:45Speaker 1: Whiper died in the door of a movie. It's very
- 50:47Speaker 1: It's just like and it's like, oh, no, I guess
- 50:51Speaker 1: I made that up. That's like the sort of thing
- 50:53Speaker 1: that where if you told me that, I wouldn't doubt
- 50:55Speaker 1: you for a second. And like, that's a lie that
- 50:58Speaker 1: that has some legs. Yeah, four legs, Swiper's legs. Whoa, Jamie,
- 51:06Speaker 1: thank you, I have PMF. So you keep saying okay.
- 51:16Speaker 1: So then the old woman from earlier shows up with
- 51:21Speaker 1: the Lost Guardians of Pata. The old woman turns out
- 51:25Speaker 1: to be a young inc and goddess question Mark I
- 51:32Speaker 1: thinks princess right. She's played by Coryannka Kilchure. Dora explains
- 51:40Speaker 1: to her that they are explorers, not treasure hunters. And
- 51:45Speaker 1: then Dora makes an offering to the monkey statue of water,
- 51:48Speaker 1: which is the correct answer, and then doors open to
- 51:52Speaker 1: reveal an enormous golden monkey statue. But then Swiper shows up,
- 51:59Speaker 1: who has not perished. He shows alive, and well, he's alive,
- 52:03Speaker 1: and well he shows up and swipes the little monkey statue,
- 52:10Speaker 1: and then all hell breaks loose, so they have to
- 52:12Speaker 1: rush out of Patapata. Dora puts the little monkey statue
- 52:16Speaker 1: back and then Patapata seals itself closed again. So then
- 52:21Speaker 1: Dora and her family and friends returned to their house
- 52:24Speaker 1: in We're not sure where, maybe so the map that
- 52:29Speaker 1: we see Dora leaving from, she's either in Columbia or
- 52:33Speaker 1: Brazil or like right on the border there she's in
- 52:37Speaker 1: the Amazon. I guess she's in the Amazon, right. So
- 52:41Speaker 1: they returned to her house there, and her parents invite
- 52:45Speaker 1: her on their next exploration, but Dora tells them she
- 52:50Speaker 1: wants to return to l A and learn more about
- 52:54Speaker 1: high school culture, that idea at Euphoria High. She wants
- 52:57Speaker 1: to go back to Euphoria High. That's the one thing
- 53:00Speaker 1: you don't do. Don't go back there. Horrible ship happens
- 53:04Speaker 1: that including a big song and dance number, which is
- 53:09Speaker 1: how the movie ends, where Dora and her friends are
- 53:13Speaker 1: singing and dancing about the adventure they were just on.
- 53:17Speaker 1: And that's the end of the movie. So let's take
- 53:22Speaker 1: another break and then we will come back to discuss
- 53:31Speaker 1: and we are back and where to begin. Yeah, I
- 53:36Speaker 1: think we didn't establish how hot Swiper was like enough, Yeah,
- 53:41Speaker 1: could we actually talk about that? I mean, I want
- 53:44Speaker 1: to make sure that we really are hitting on everything,
- 53:46Speaker 1: and I think that that is obviously the most relevant
- 53:49Speaker 1: of course of discussion here. Swiper. Look, Ciper is very hot,
- 53:53Speaker 1: not very I take back the very. Let's not get
- 53:59Speaker 1: ahead of ourselves. Let's let's you know, I'm going to
- 54:03Speaker 1: feel so differently about it tomorrow. Um anyway, um I was,
- 54:09Speaker 1: I am. I would love to sort of start this
- 54:11Speaker 1: discussion by talking about looking at this movie and and
- 54:15Speaker 1: looking at this genre for your video essay and kind
- 54:19Speaker 1: of taking us through through that journey and sort of
- 54:21Speaker 1: starting the conversation there. Yeah. Just like Caitlyn said, I
- 54:25Speaker 1: feel like I've always been also really into that lost
- 54:28Speaker 1: city kind of story. I mean, I grew up watching
- 54:31Speaker 1: Indiana Jones and uh, I remember watching the Road to
- 54:36Speaker 1: Eldorado a lot. But even though it didn't, I didn't
- 54:39Speaker 1: really like it. The El Dorado myth was originated here
- 54:45Speaker 1: in Colombia, so I always was like, oh, it's kind
- 54:49Speaker 1: of like Colombia, and I watched it a lot, even
- 54:52Speaker 1: though the movie does not take place in Colombia. It
- 54:55Speaker 1: is it is just like a very like Messo American aesthetic,
- 55:00Speaker 1: which is, you know, it's own thing. But I feel
- 55:03Speaker 1: like I always really loved adventure, and the more that
- 55:06Speaker 1: I started learning, you know, growing up and everything, I
- 55:09Speaker 1: really like, oh, it's always so uthering, like the adventure
- 55:13Speaker 1: genre almost by definition. And as I started to realize
- 55:18Speaker 1: that the uttering, like the object of the mothering was,
- 55:23Speaker 1: among other places, my country, it was even weirder. It
- 55:27Speaker 1: was kind of like, Oh, this thing that I've always enjoyed,
- 55:30Speaker 1: it's just like it has this like kind of like
- 55:33Speaker 1: dark underside. It's underside of things, make up words sometimes, underbelly,
- 55:40Speaker 1: side boob, whatever, underbelly. That's what I was thinking of
- 55:44Speaker 1: dark side. It has it has an underbelly, a dark
- 55:48Speaker 1: underbelly that I don't know that I was. I started
- 55:51Speaker 1: to get very curious about exploring. So you would you
- 55:55Speaker 1: say that you're you yourself are an explorer. Yes, Actually,
- 56:00Speaker 1: if you're exploring this topic, I am exploring the explorer's exploring.
- 56:06Speaker 1: Who explores the explorers, it's you. But who explores the explorers?
- 56:13Speaker 1: That explorer the explorers? And why is Swiper sexy? There's
- 56:20Speaker 1: so many questions that we need to answer here. Yeah, so,
- 56:25Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean, I just remember that that
- 56:27Speaker 1: as a little kid, like the thing that I always
- 56:29Speaker 1: said that I wanted to be when I grew up
- 56:30Speaker 1: with like adventurer, explorer, etcetera. So later, as a grown
- 56:36Speaker 1: up like kind of like investigating while that was so,
- 56:39Speaker 1: it drew me so much to it. And yeah, you
- 56:41Speaker 1: you run into all these like lost cities stories that
- 56:44Speaker 1: are kind of like these outsiders finding a culturally important
- 56:49Speaker 1: relic or place for this often extinct, sometimes hidden civilization,
- 56:57Speaker 1: and it just has all these like colonial bagage to it.
- 57:00Speaker 1: It's very like it's it's kind of like, you know, oh, yeah,
- 57:04Speaker 1: we we have to uncover this puzzle that was probably
- 57:08Speaker 1: not ours to solve and find this place. And you
- 57:12Speaker 1: get that in a lot of things, like you get
- 57:14Speaker 1: that in in the Road to Alorado, in all the
- 57:16Speaker 1: Indiana Jones movies in like National Treasure. I don't know,
- 57:21Speaker 1: and all in all these lost cities are like lost
- 57:25Speaker 1: treasure stories, and I guess I approached Dora and the
- 57:30Speaker 1: Lost City of Gold with a similar mindset. I was like, Oh,
- 57:34Speaker 1: it's probably gonna be like that. But it feels so
- 57:37Speaker 1: um aware, like we said, it's feel it feels very
- 57:40Speaker 1: self aware of how this is often an issue, and
- 57:43Speaker 1: it kind of like has it's like built in disclaimers
- 57:48Speaker 1: to kind of have like kind of like have its
- 57:50Speaker 1: cake and needed to. It's just like, oh, we get
- 57:53Speaker 1: to do like a fun adventure romp, but we also
- 57:56Speaker 1: get to do it, you know, without all that baggage,
- 57:59Speaker 1: which I don't think that's like very successful. I think
- 58:04Speaker 1: that kind of baggage is harder to get rid of,
- 58:06Speaker 1: but it is. It is very cool that we are
- 58:10Speaker 1: finding ways to tell these exciting, like lost city stories
- 58:13Speaker 1: that I really enjoy in ways that are more aware
- 58:17Speaker 1: of the context in which they exist, because you know,
- 58:21Speaker 1: like the City of Gold as a myth was kind
- 58:23Speaker 1: of made up by the Spanish and that propelled like
- 58:26Speaker 1: colonization across the Americas. So it is something that has
- 58:30Speaker 1: very specific historical baggage that is now kind of like oh,
- 58:35Speaker 1: fun little goal, fun little quests, and it's like yeah,
- 58:39Speaker 1: but but uh so, I don't know. I guess that's
- 58:43Speaker 1: what always draws me to this kind of story, is
- 58:45Speaker 1: that kind of approach that they will take and it's
- 58:49Speaker 1: just exciting, Like the jungle puzzles are fun, Randy. Randy
- 58:53Speaker 1: says that right, just like in the movie. So, yeah,
- 58:58Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if I answered your prompt.
- 59:04Speaker 1: I felt like I derailed at some point, not at all, No,
- 59:07Speaker 1: I I first of all, we're gonna link your video
- 59:11Speaker 1: in the description. It really is wonderful and like so
- 59:14Speaker 1: well done, and I did. I was. I was pleasantly
- 59:17Speaker 1: surprised by this again, just like a simple choice that
- 59:21Speaker 1: the movie makes that I thought was like a like
- 59:23Speaker 1: a lesser movie would have complicated needlessly. It's like all
- 59:27Speaker 1: of the kids are on the same page of being
- 59:30Speaker 1: anti colonial. They know it. They all agree to the
- 59:33Speaker 1: point where they're like citing very specifically examples of like
- 59:38Speaker 1: intense imperialism and colonialism as it pertains to adventure stories
- 59:42Speaker 1: where they're like, oh, yeah, you know, England, France, America,
- 59:45Speaker 1: like yeah that when when she says America and then
- 59:48Speaker 1: she says, like the United Fruit Company. I was like,
- 59:51Speaker 1: oh my god, I United Fruit Company mentioned in Dora
- 59:54Speaker 1: the Explore the movie. It was like, it was like,
- 59:57Speaker 1: who writing this movie was like, let's talk about corporative
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: colonialism in the Americas by way of a joke Indoor
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: the Explorer, Right, It's kind of amazing. Oddly the people
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: who wrote this movie where three white men, and then
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: also the director is a white guy, which does lend
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: itself to a few things about this movie that are
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: still trophy and like not very thoughtfully done. And we
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: can get to those in a moment. But one of
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: the reasons I liked this movie so much when I
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: first saw it is that it was such a departure
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: from you know, like the Indiana Jones movies that I
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: also grew up loving. But then once we unpacked one
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: of those movies on this podcast, I was like, oh
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: my god, like oopsies, my bad for loving this movie
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: so much. It's kind of it's kind of wild the stuff.
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: But the Indiana Jones movies get away with even the
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: latest one, yea and hopefully the fifth one is different.
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: But like, because I will be watching it, I'll go
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: see it at least twice. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: like I was going to watch it and then you
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: cast Phoebe walder Bridge, like I'm going to be there. Yeah,
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: but it's it's it is kind of it is kind
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: of I don't know, the things that they get away
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: with in Someone in the in those especially the Temple
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: of Doom and Crystals Call, it's just like yipes. Yeah.
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: So much of it is just I mean, like so
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: much of the genre, like you're like you're saying earlier,
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: Jose is just like to a point where I feel
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: like it's uniquely so ingrained in like anyone who grew
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: up with Hollywood movies that it took me, I think,
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: probably embarrassingly long to interrogate. I was like, oh, there
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: stealing from an indigenous culture and we're rooting for that
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: the whole movie. Like that is such an insidious, absurd
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: idea to to grow up with, to the point where
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: it even when I think we're having a lot of
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: larger cultural conversations, we weren't having, you know, ten twenty
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: years ago, there's still huge movies that can get away
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: with doing the same old ship like you were saying,
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: with that, was it a shitty Tom Holland movie that
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: came out Caitlin Oh starring Jeff Wahlberg's uncle as well,
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: that's what we should start calling him. God. Yeah, Dora
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: just feels like such a departure from this, not in
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: every single way, but in the way that again, as
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: you point out in your video, when it comes to
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: the El Dorado myth, and then you can extend this
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: to basically any movie about adventurers looking for any lost city,
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: any lost treasure, any lost relic, anything like that. These
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: stories are so steeped in imperialism and colonialism and asking
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: the audience to root for white explorers who are trying
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: to claim the treasure is their own, or at the
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: very least they're just showing up uninvited to other people's
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: homes and cities and territories and trespassing. And the indigenous
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: characters who the white characters are normally stealing from or
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: invading their space, are never the protagonists of these movies.
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: They're like aggressively troped and mothered and villainized and like
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: because it's also it's like even the way we use
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: the term explorer as it pertains to white protagonists, Like no,
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: they're colonizers. They're thieves, right, They're not good people, and
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: we should be rooting for them to funk each other
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: at the end of the movie. Like it's just so
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: obsert and frustrating. And the movie also does not frame
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: the indigenous people who they are trying to learn about either,
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: So that's you know, problem number one, where it's still
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: Dora and her friends who are largely non white, So
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: I guess there's that, But they're still invading the Lost
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: City and the people who still live there, who are
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: also again another trope here, but like magical mystical, Like
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: they are the only like magical aspect of the movie,
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: like before, I didn't notice that until the rewatch was like, oh,
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: there's no other magic other than the indigenous transformation and
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: the curse in the city before that, it's kind of like, yeah,
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: like that trope of the I don't know if magical
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: Indian quote unquote is a trope. I think like it
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: sounds like the name of a trope. It sounds like
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: the name of a trope. I just don't know if
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: it's like a term. I think I'm thinking of like
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: a similar trope when it comes to black characters. But
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: it does feel kind of like that thing where like
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: it's the contrast between like the the science explorers and
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: the magical indigenous, like the mystical indigenous, which is very routed,
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: and you know, you know that those kind of like
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: reasons for colonizing people. It's like, oh, well, they're doing
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: witchcraft and they're you know, we need to stop them.
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: Even the whole like hiding thing, it's like it's also
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: very rooted in this kind of here in Columbia. They
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: talk about this indigenous malice, which is like it's when
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: it's referred to like this habit of like you know,
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: like tricking and like hiding, and it's just that it's
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: a very very bad concept that people just mentioned a lot.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: When I'm talking about how people white people here are
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: so sneaky, it's just, oh, you know, we inherited the
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: indigenous malice, and it's just like, mmm, I feel like,
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: you know, not wanting people to steal your things doesn't
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: mean that you're like hiding some thing that's not malicious.
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: So that brings me to another thing about this movie
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: and many movies in this genre, But Dora is still
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: guilty of it, and I Dora meaning the movie not
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: the specific character because did nothing. Dora is seven years old, Caitlin,
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: So this Dora movie is what I mean. But okay,
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: so think of like the eraws that the indigenous people
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: fire at Dora and her friends. Think of the aqueduct
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: that Dora and her friends get trapped in that belongs
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: to the indigenous people. I think of the various jungle
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: puzzles and booby traps and all that stuff that Dora
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: and her friends have to solve and get past. So
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: it's obviously completely understandable that these indigenous people would want
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: to protect their land and in their city and set
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: up defenses against people invading their space and stealing from them.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: But these things are all presented as obstacles for Dora
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: and her friends to overcome, and from a storytelling perspective,
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: the audience is rooting against the obstacles and rooting for
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: the hero and her friends to overcome these obstacles. So
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: in this way, the Indigenous people are framed as an
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: antagonistic force the people and their defenses, right, So it's
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: it's so it's I it's so frustrated because it's like, yeah,
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: there're like moments where you're like, oh, the movie is
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: doing the thing that the movie is very self aware
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: that it shouldn't be doing. And I understand why. It's
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: like because these are so entrenched in what this genre is.
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: But it's like this movie gets around so much that
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: there is a way for that to not happen, because
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: I guess that that is like the trickier part of
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: I really like, like we were talking about, I really
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: appreciate and like, how immediately Evil Longoria, I don't know
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: the character's name. Evil Longoria is Evil Longoria is Eva Longoria.
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: But she says at the beginning of the movie, we
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: are not treasure hunters treasure she loses treasure hunting bad,
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: exploring good, which is like, okay, cool, but exploring also
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: seems to permit and involve like clearly just blowing past
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: boundaries right that are clearly set. I mean, I guess
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: that that's somewhat complicated by the fact that they're on
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: a rescue mission. But it's like, I don't know, it's
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: kind of like that the Indiana Jones thing about how
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: he's got he's good, he's the good exploring Indiana Jones
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: because he's like it belongs in a museum, you know,
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: he's not like he doesn't want to sell the things
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: for profit or anything. He wants to put it in
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: a museum. And that's like framed the good thing, but
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: like it's like you're deciding if that should be in
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: a museum that doesn't belong to you. It's not your
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: choice to make, right, Yeah, And it's a museum that's
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: like a shrine to imperial yeah exactly. And so here
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: it's kind of like, well we're exploring. It's like you're
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: encroaching upon other people's territory. And I get that they
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: think that this the city is abandoned and they're like
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: in an anthropological like mission to discover And it's like, Okay,
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: I guess that's understandable in a in a way of like, well,
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: you know, but you also don't have any like Inca
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: people around to help you. You know. The Inca people
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: are still there, right and want nothing to do with Dora,
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: Like it's yeah, when they discover that the guardians are
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: still like trying to save a guard the city and everything,
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: it's just kind of like, oh, okay, well, I guess
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: we should keep going there, exactly. Deal they're trying to
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: kill us with arrows but maybe we should just keep going.
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: And it's like, well, no, that's not the takeaway. Yeah,
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: it is a tricky thing that again it could be
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: like just like oh, we're working with Inca, you know, anthropologists,
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: and they also want to discover their city and something
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: like that, Like, this is not a problem that doesn't
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: have a solution. I think I always use as a
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: good example of what an adventure lost X thing could
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: look like is Mohanna, because it's just it's just kind
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: of like, oh, she's discovering something that belongs to her
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: own culture, and so she's going through this quest that
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: she has a personal connection to. So it's like, I'm
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: not saying that they should have made you know, Dora Inca.
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: I guess that would come with its own thing, especially
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: with no indigenous writers. They don't even have like Latin writers,
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: much less Native Americans in a in a more like
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: general way, not just the United States, like Indigenous Americans
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: from the two content from the Home. It's weird. It's
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: I still haven't figured out how to go around the
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: fact that people in the US called their country America.
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: It always it always provides a bit of a language
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: here for me, right, Yeah, I always try to say
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: the states, not that other countries don't have state Like
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: it's right, it's likes to call it the big old
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: piss pot, to call it the big toilet. I like
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: to call it the pooh hole, the pooh hole that
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: they dig for Sammy to poo in. That's what our
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: country is wild anyway, that's I mean, that's an excellent
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: I mean, that's an excellent point of just like a
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: way that you can keep the adventure story and ground
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: it in a way that isn't taking great pains to
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: other another culture, which the movie keeps telling you, and
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: we know we shouldn't be doing that. So then when
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: it starts to happen more and more like into the
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: second and then the third act, especially when Dora meets
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: the Ink and Princess, I guess, I mean, it's barely
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: a conversation. Dora is essentially just like no, I'm good it,
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: and the Incan Princess is like, oh okay, and like
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: that's kind of it. You're just like, no, no, no,
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: that's not what it's interesting because I don't know, I
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: feel like again, like I said, like the movie wants
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: to have it both ways. It wants to enjoy this
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: while also being more aware of it, which is the
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: thing that I want for it because I love the
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: adventure genre and I don't want it to die. You know,
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: it needs to evolve kind of like Westerns. It needs
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: to find something that's not colonialism to attach itself to.
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: And I think like part of where it begins is
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: to start treating the cultures around the object. It's like
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: real cultures and not just like set dressing. And I
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: feel like this movie gets so much of it right.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: It's like very it's very kind of quote unquote faithful
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: to the idea that we have of the Incas in
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: that time, but at the same time, it's very like
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: gets a lot of stuff weirdly wrong. It uses a
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: lot of shorthand that is like, oh, I don't know
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: if you needed that. Like at one point in the
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: in the aqueduct thing when they're trying to escape it
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: or I don't know if it's the aqueduct. In one
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: of the jungle puzzles, there's the golden ratio, really the
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: golden ratio, and I was like, that's Greek, Like why
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: couldn't you find, like, you know, an inc and mark
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: of wisdom? It's just like a like knowledge. It's just
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: always yeah. It's like when in in other movies they're
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: in like South America, but you see like Mayan pyramids
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: and it's just like, no, yeah, that's not what this
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: architecture looks like. So like they have so much of
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: the oh, the astronomy thing that's pretty good, and it's like, yeah,
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: that's you're you're on the right path. But then they're like, oh,
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: they this movie does a lot better job than others
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: treating this is like an actual culture and not just
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: the generic South of the Border indigenous right, which is
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: always like colorful feathers and pyramids and gold right, which
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: is which is something we we discussed a little bit
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: in our Romance of the Stone episode because of the
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: many ways that that movie completely fumbles representing Colombian culture.
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: It's like what you're describing of the all over the place,
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: just lumping in everything other. They didn't shoot the movie
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: in Columbia, it was shot in Mexico. It's like just
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: all of this stuff that is not furthering a conversation
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: that needs to be happening among movie goers about, you know,
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: resisting this urge to lump every non white culture into
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: one villainous force, like it's just absurd. How yeah right, yeah,
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: it's this generic other it is like, yeah, that's them.
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: That's why indigenous people look like. And it's always like, oh,
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: if you're doing an adventure movie that is specifically about anthropologists,
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: I guess explorers, but I think they're probably anthropologists. They
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: seem to be bad at the actual like archeology aspect,
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: so they don't seem to know what their job title is,
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: which I'm just they're like, we're professors, Like okay, so
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: there are no professors of exploring right other than Indiana Jones.
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: I guess I guess that is true. I mean that
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: felt like more tongue in cheek where I'm like, wow,
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: these five year older like I explore, Um, it has
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: that same energy of the city the jungle, very like
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: it's kind of like a kid, like a kid kind
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: of wrote that. I like that. Exploring another thing I
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: wanted to talk about, and I'm I'm curious as to
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: what your thoughts are on is so for the ink
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: and Princess, who also has magical mystical powers because she
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: transforms from an old woman into a young woman. So like,
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: like we said, there's that kind of like trope of
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: like the mystical, magical Indian. I feel like there's also
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: maybe the stoic Indian stereotype at play here, and then
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: Indian just being a term to refer to indigenous people
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: in general. But I think that's the name of that trope.
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: But all this to say that this princess slash goddess character, again,
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: we know nothing about this person, so I don't even
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: know how to describe them or identify them, because that's
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: how little princess, right, Okay, not that we know that, yeah,
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: exactly from the movie and the movie it's just like
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: she she might as well be, you know, like the
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: security guard, very nicely addressed security guard. Right. So when
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: she's on screen, she's barely speaking, she's not really reacting
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: to anything that's happening. In this whole climactic sequence. These
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: intruders have come in, some of whom to steal the
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: treasures of the city, others too archaeologically document the city. Um,
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: they're just visiting. There's this tourists. She's really not reacting
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: at all, mostly just kind of standing there stoically and
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: totally permitting Dora to make this offering to the gods,
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: and it just confused me as to why if there
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: are these like lost guardians who have all these measures
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: to deflect intruders and all these like defense defensive things
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: exactly jungle puzzled to deter intruders, why then when they
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: do find when the intruders are there, is she just
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: like mm hmmm, go ahead. So I feel like there's
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: that stereotype at play. And either way, it's just an
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: example of the one Indigenous character with this Actually no,
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: because well Tomura Morrison shout out to that actor who
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: plays one of the mercenaries, who is Maori. We've talked
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: about him on the show before. He's an aquaman among
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: many other things. Oh yeah, he's and he's like Mona's bad,
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: isn't he? Yes, I have to double check that, but yes,
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: So he plays one of the mercenaries, which is also
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: weird casting to cast an Indigenous actor as one of
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: the people who is like trying to steal from Indigenous people.
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: This movie is too inclusive, like more in in his
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: mercenaries treasure hunting a right, right, that's not the representation
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: we need. You're like, who who's that representing? Like that,
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: who's that helping. Yeah, and I don't think I even
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: recognized him, but because he's usually like Boba Fette and
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: so he's got like a mask on. But yeah, so
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: that's weird casting. I guess I know him from being
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: as Dad, so I couldn't have recognizing from that either cartoon, right,
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: So anyway, this princess is um income. Princess is at
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: the very least someone who we don't know anything about,
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: which is just another part of this issue of these
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: stories never being told from the point of view of
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: the characters who are being invaded and stolen from or
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: just like you know, these these stories rarely center and
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: again like Mowana is one of these few examples of
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: an adventure story that you know does center an indigenous
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: character learning about her own history and heritage. But this
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: movie leans into too many of these tropes. Yeah, and
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: like you said, I the whole like stoic affect is
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: very It's like it's like in most and most of
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: these kinds of movies, like the indigenous women who women
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: tend to be either you know, very for lack of
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: a better word, very like slutty, I guess, very like sexualized,
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: totally available, I guess that's the better word. Found it
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: found it. It's just like the way that they're portrayed.
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: I'm just tends to be like very American slutty kind
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: of trope, or like the very stoic you know. It's
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: just kind of like I think, like Disneyspacajonda's kind of
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: is somewhere in between. She's very stoic, but she also
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: falls in love with this guy like very soon. She's
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: just like dressed differently. Yeah. Yeah, she's just wearing less
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: than any other Disney princess. Yeah. Yeah, so it's kind
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: of like that. I guess if you have to choose
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: between her being one or the other, I guess Stowe
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: gives the better option. But you know, she can also
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: be fun or angry or like, you know, more interesting
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: emotion than just like blank, right, but yeah, it is
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: kind of interesting. I mean, I guess we did see
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: her as the old lady, right, because she's like the
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: two characters, right, She's the old lady that they run
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: into that kind of warns them against it. Who is fun.
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: She's smashing things with rocks. That was like another trope
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: of like older woman, bad and scary and confusing, and
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: she don't know anything about her, but for some reason,
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: when she turns into a younger woman, you still know
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: nothing about her. But it's just but it's good. Now
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: you're like, because old women are bad. She's young and
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: hot now, so now we like her. Yea, So now
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: we're like, oh, I'm not afraid of her anymore. It
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: turns out I'm afraid of older women because kind of
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: like the beast, if you need the beast, Like, oh, sorry,
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: I didn't know you were a hot young sorceress, right,
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: I'm like, she's just fucking your life up like she's
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: and statistically, sexy people are more likely to ruin your life.
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: That's just a fact can confirm. Yeah, so it is,
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: it is. It is a very again. The the indigenous
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: portrayal in the movie is like, I guess, the most
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: confused aspect of it, the kind of like they keep
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: validating the indigenous claim over their own territory. They keep
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: saying like this is not ours. When you have to
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: return that Dora returns the gold that Swiper stole. It's
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: just kind of like Ciper is a colonizer, right, so
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: person call sir. In the credit song, they have that
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: monkey statue again, So apparently Doris family did steal it? Oh,
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: I thought that was just the one that they already had.
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: Oh did they already have one? Yeah, the one that
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: I think that's the one that Dora finds. Okay, okay, right,
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: was like that would be a huge mess. I thought
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: you were going to mention. I thought, for a second,
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: I thought you were mentioned. My one qualm with the
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: credits musical number is that they have to have that
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: very tired joke of like, oh, indigenous food grows, and
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: that they have that one bid in which they forced
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: the hand that the best to eat bugs, and it's
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: just always like right, there's like I can't believe we
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: haven't gotten rid of that. They even I don't think
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: a lot of people watch the Jungle Cruise movie Hello five.
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: I mean I watched it because I kind of love
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: the ride and I love that aesthetics. So I was like, oh,
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: maybe this will do something interesting like Dora Dead. No,
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: but they have this one moment in which they're like
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: at the and one of the indigenous like villages and
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: the guy's like, oh, this beer is very nice, and
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: then the Dwayne Johnson is like, that's massato, it's fermented
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: spit and you know, it's very much like the joke
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: of like, oh, indigenous food is girls, but like, guess what,
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: that's not what massato issat is one of the most
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: popular drinks here in Colombia, and it's not fermented spit.
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: And it's just like kind of like, why do you
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: feel the need to keep making that same joke over
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: and over again. It's like the Temple of Doom dinner seat, Yeah, exactly.
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: It's like, do you know what European z eats is? Like, yeah,
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: but I was about to say, I was like, meanwhile,
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: you got I'm just dunking on my own and Irish
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: is over and over it, but like canonically nastiest food
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: on the planet. I mean, we eat hot dogs. Hot
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: dogs are shut up there, and I love hot dogs. Yeah,
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: that's right, but it's ape My hot dogs book is
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: coming out about how awesome, No I'm kidding, guess about
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: how it's pretty fly, it's pretty fucked up and colonial.
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, I can't believe you would dunk on
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: hot dogs in front of me. Unfucking believable. I'm so sorry.
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: So one question that I had as I was watching
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: this movie that required going back to interrogate the source
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: text of Dora is. I guess Dora the Explorer is
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: a cartoon that started in two thousand. It was on Nickelodeon,
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: and specifically where Dora's heritages is never specified by the show.
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: And I was wondering, like, did I misremember that, like
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: is a certain culture referenced in regards to to Dora
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: and her family? Could you meet her family in the show?
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: You see her all the time. But I I went
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: back and did some research on it, and you do
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: not find out, um and I and I was wondering
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: how intentional that was? And it was extremely intentional, um,
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: going back to when this show was first developed. So
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: bear with me, uh very much to two white women
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: hosting this show. But there there's a really fascinating paper
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: I found by Ellen Berkman called Dora the Explorer, Latino
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: Dad and the Crisis of Identity in the Transition to Neoliberalism, which, honestly, like,
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: that's a mouthful. And I'm also like, this is the
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: ship that I like to read, Uh, like the same
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: you said that title, and I'm like, where do I
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: find this? It's a very good paper. I I only
- 1:26:57Speaker 1: read the first couple of sections. I read the first
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: twenty pages because the answer to the question is very
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: thorough and there's more shades of gray than what I
- 1:27:06Speaker 1: was expecting. What I expected was that Dorothy Explorer was
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: a show developed by white executives Drew that did what
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: a lot of adventure genres do, which is, you know,
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: take every single Latin culture and just turned it into
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: a extremely generalized culture without any specificity, which is what
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: happens with Dora. But the reason it happened because there's
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: there is another There's a great radio segment as well
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: on NPR called the Legacy of Doraty Explorer that came
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: out when this movie did. That unpacks the development of
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: the show, because Nickelodeon, for you know, all all of
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: their faults did at this time, especially in the early
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: two thousands, have by a long shot, the most diverse
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: slate of shows there. There was like quite a bit
- 1:27:55Speaker 1: of representation before this time at least, but all these
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: as were run by white executives, usually with consultants, which
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: is something we'd come up against in movies all the time,
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: of like why can't not a white guy direct this
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: movie instead of like we gotta have a white guy.
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: But we'll hire consultants. It's like, there there's a better
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: way to do this. But I wanted to quote from
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: this paper because that is a quality of Dora that
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: very much follows through to this movie. I don't think
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: that it's specified her country of origin. We just know
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: that she lives in the jungle, she moves to the city,
- 1:28:34Speaker 1: and she's from a Spanish speaking family. So this is
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: about the development of the original animated series. Quote. In
- 1:28:41Speaker 1: order to make Dora marketable to the widest possible audience,
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: Doris producers took the tact of rendering her as pan ethnic,
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: that is, the blurred lines of cultural and national identities,
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: in order to envelope as many Latin identifying communities in
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: Dora's Latini dad as possible. At the advice of historian
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: Carlos Cortes, Dora's creators decided to avoid specifying Dora's national origin. Instead,
- 1:29:05Speaker 1: they placed her in a fictional and unnamed world full
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: of mixed Latin signifiers which cannot be located on any map,
- 1:29:11Speaker 1: but recall real world locations and elements. Cortez argued that
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: this would allow all Latin children to see in Dora
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: a hero that they related to and we're proud of
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: while non Latin children could quote embrace someone different unquote,
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: Dora's creators enthusiastically admit to designing Dora according to this logic,
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: that is, to giving her what they call quote pan
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: Latino appeal unquote. Their phenotypical design decisions reflect the same intentionality.
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: For example, they changed Dora's eye color from green to
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: brown after content supervisor pointed out that the majority of
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: Latino's have brown eyes unquote. Though delocalizing, dehistoricizing, and despecifying
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: uh Dora's identity in these ways maybe a financially advantageous tactic,
- 1:29:56Speaker 1: it creates a glaring contradiction that destabilizes Dora's character when
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: partnered with her alleged quote unquote authenticity. To create a
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: pan athic stereotype of Latino Dad and then to label
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: it as authentic is to erase, reduce, essentialized, and fetishize
- 1:30:10Speaker 1: a multitude of national, cultural, ethnic, racial, historical, and linguistic identities.
- 1:30:15Speaker 1: And then to claim that the products still perfectly mirrors
- 1:30:18Speaker 1: reality unquote, which that totally scans for me. And then
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: on the other side of this very of this very
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: real reality, Okay, Jamie uh uh sounds like your PMS
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: is acting up again, that my pms make me forget
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: word um wow feminist podcast. Uh well, and well this
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: is true. On the other end of that, it sounds like,
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: based on this oral history that was put together that
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: one of the reasons that decision was intentionally made was
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: because Nickelodeon was going on the assumption that there was
- 1:30:59Speaker 1: only own to be one shell that would have a
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: Spanish speaking protagonist, and they wanted so there was like
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: almost a pressure to represent as wide a net of
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: of children as possible, because of course we're not going
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: to have two shows with Latin characters from a specific culture.
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: That would be ridiculous. And so it's it's a very
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: like early two thousand's style paradox. But I will link
- 1:31:27Speaker 1: the paper if if you if you want to dig
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: into it. It's a really really fascinating read that very
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: much like Unpacts. Like, while Dora was certainly a huge stride,
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: there is still a lot of marketing Hollywood over sanitized
- 1:31:42Speaker 1: bullshit attached to the franchise. Yeah, I the quote that
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: you read, I feel like, more concretely and more eloquently
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: than I ever could have put together, like a very
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: good idea that I like, that idea of that pane look,
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: that pan Latino aesthetic that is so popular in a
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: lot of Hollywood media. It's always kind of like a
- 1:32:10Speaker 1: one hand, it's like, oh, that's nice. I mean we
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: you know, I certainly did not grow up watching a
- 1:32:16Speaker 1: lot of Latino kids shows other than like, you know,
- 1:32:20Speaker 1: like ones that were made in Latin America. But you know,
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: I being a little kid, sometimes you like the cooler,
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: shinier foreign stuff better. I guess that's not an experience
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: that Americans have, but it is an experience that not
- 1:32:35Speaker 1: kids usually know. Yeah, exactly like I guess it's not
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: until like you're old enough to recognize that American booze
- 1:32:42Speaker 1: is not very good and you start looking for European one.
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: But Mike's hard lemonade, Mr Hard, Mr Hard lemonade with
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: like a word. I guess I was thinking of like Champagne.
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: I don't know. I drink. I only drink the cheapest
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: thing I can find, So I'm not a good I'm
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: not a very good reference for this. I don't know
- 1:33:05Speaker 1: why I chose that. Similarly, I need a drink um?
- 1:33:11Speaker 1: Are you also? Pms sing? I don't know mabe it
- 1:33:17Speaker 1: can be transmitted through contagious Uh. You know, ever since
- 1:33:27Speaker 1: I watched Turning Red, it's been, it's been, it's been
- 1:33:30Speaker 1: feeling very much like that. I forget what I was saying. Oh,
- 1:33:35Speaker 1: the pan Latino thing. Yeah, so you you grew up
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: wanting to watch for and stuff because you know, it
- 1:33:41Speaker 1: has like a better budget, it has like cooler things.
- 1:33:44Speaker 1: I don't know, it's like kind of like preferring Nickelodeon
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: or Disney Channel to like PBS Kids. I guess kind
- 1:33:50Speaker 1: of like that same thing applied to like, oh that country.
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: It just has a better budget, so those shows always
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: look nicer and stuff like that. So I guess I
- 1:33:59Speaker 1: grew up watching stuff about Latina people, but it was
- 1:34:02Speaker 1: more like Latina made content. And when he came to
- 1:34:05Speaker 1: like four and one is like, yeah, there's Dora and
- 1:34:07Speaker 1: there's um I'm drawing up link here about like TV
- 1:34:10Speaker 1: shows or something like that. I loved The Brothers Carcia.
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: That's a very specific early two thousand show that I
- 1:34:17Speaker 1: loved on Nickelodeon is The Brothers. I was. I'm only
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: remembering it because the show's about Latin kids and teenagers
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: were like heavily referred to in this paper. But the
- 1:34:28Speaker 1: Brothers Garcia was really fun. And then Tyina. Did you
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: ever watch Tina? No, I don't know what this is?
- 1:34:35Speaker 1: Was like the best. She was an Afro Latino girl
- 1:34:40Speaker 1: who lived in New York and went to like an
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: art high school, and she wanted to be a famous singer.
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: And it was everyone in middle school was like Tyin
- 1:34:50Speaker 1: as a hero. She had like a pink denim jacket.
- 1:34:52Speaker 1: It was very exacting. I don't think this show made
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: it here. I don't. I don't think I had heard
- 1:34:57Speaker 1: of it. I wonder how it holds up. Just remember
- 1:35:00Speaker 1: thinking Tina was the coolest, and um she was. She
- 1:35:05Speaker 1: also has played by the same actor who plays Lindsay
- 1:35:10Speaker 1: Lohan's bandmate and Freaky Friday. She plays like the goth
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: girl who's like, yeah, yeah, I really love her. She
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: is amazing. Yeah kind of on another side, So the
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: paper you cited obviously made a ton of amazing points
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: which extend to the Dora movie as well, because Dora
- 1:35:35Speaker 1: and her family's specific heritage is not identified. But as
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: I was looking for a specific review of this movie,
- 1:35:45Speaker 1: which is a whole other section that will get to
- 1:35:47Speaker 1: in a moment, but I was looking for a specific review,
- 1:35:51Speaker 1: and I thought it had been published in the l
- 1:35:53Speaker 1: A Times, So I just like googled, like l A
- 1:35:55Speaker 1: Times Dora and the Lost City of Gold review, hoping
- 1:35:59Speaker 1: that I would find it. I didn't, because it turns
- 1:36:01Speaker 1: out the review I was looking for was in the
- 1:36:03Speaker 1: Hollywood Reporter. But what I did find was like several
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: different articles in l A Times alone about Latin A
- 1:36:12Speaker 1: writers talking about how it was so meaningful for them
- 1:36:17Speaker 1: to see Dora and the Lost City of Gold just
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: for Latin a representation in a movie. So even though
- 1:36:25Speaker 1: it genericizes the culture and basically just says, oh, Dora
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: is obviously Latina because she speaks Spanish and other reasons
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: because like and again, there's no specific cultural things that
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: really get mentioned, so there's not a whole lot to
- 1:36:46Speaker 1: go on. But despite that, there were a lot of
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: people because I don't remember anyone talking about this movie
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: except for me when I saw it in theaters, Like,
- 1:36:56Speaker 1: I don't know if I just missed the Twitter conversation
- 1:36:59Speaker 1: about it. I think maybe just like people my like
- 1:37:03Speaker 1: our age weren't talking about it or what. But like,
- 1:37:06Speaker 1: it is also the kind of movie where it's like
- 1:37:09Speaker 1: the audience of this movie is a little unclear to me, Like,
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: I guess it's yes, it's adapting a show about a
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: seven year old turning her into a seventeen year old,
- 1:37:18Speaker 1: but she still acts like a seven year old. And
- 1:37:20Speaker 1: it's for a show that is like low key not
- 1:37:23Speaker 1: really on as much as it used to be, which
- 1:37:25Speaker 1: is a lot of like reboot culture issues where you're
- 1:37:28Speaker 1: like is this for me? If so, thank you? Like right,
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: it does feel like a family movie that like, it's
- 1:37:37Speaker 1: kind of like, yeah, if you're a kid who watched
- 1:37:39Speaker 1: the show, you'll enjoy it. But also if you remember
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: watching the show, you'll enjoy two because it's a little
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: bit grown up. Yeah, but I didn't they don't know
- 1:37:48Speaker 1: if they marketed that way. It was a very confusingly
- 1:37:53Speaker 1: made and marketed movie. And in regards to tone and audience,
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: it's like, I guess you just want to catch everyone. Yeah, fair.
- 1:38:01Speaker 1: I mean I enjoyed it as an adult. Kids probably
- 1:38:06Speaker 1: did too. So there was a bunch of fart jokes,
- 1:38:09Speaker 1: so an extended pood joke, I don't remember. I also
- 1:38:14Speaker 1: don't remember people talking about it though, right, no one
- 1:38:17Speaker 1: was talking about it, and if there was any conversation
- 1:38:22Speaker 1: about it. When it came out, I just kind of
- 1:38:24Speaker 1: missed it because I was the only one of my
- 1:38:26Speaker 1: friends who saw it in theater. Like no, like no
- 1:38:30Speaker 1: one was talking about it that I was aware of.
- 1:38:33Speaker 1: So anyway, so I was looking for a specific review
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: and I found all this other writing that had been
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: done about it that I just missed. But there was
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: a lot of appreciation for the movie. It's Latin a family.
- 1:38:47Speaker 1: Many of the main characters, voice actors included are Latin. Yeah,
- 1:38:53Speaker 1: so there's just it just like it is a story
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: about Latin a family and they're going on an an adventure,
- 1:39:01Speaker 1: and there was just a lot of excitement about that
- 1:39:04Speaker 1: as far as representation goes in a Hollywood movie. I
- 1:39:09Speaker 1: want to be clearance that that paper has written about
- 1:39:11Speaker 1: the animated series. That's not a criticism of the film
- 1:39:15Speaker 1: at all, but just that that was like a question
- 1:39:18Speaker 1: I had. That is something that was like carried over
- 1:39:20Speaker 1: into the movie. But I mean, I totally agree that
- 1:39:23Speaker 1: it's like I don't think it's a bad thing that
- 1:39:26Speaker 1: her going on an adventure isn't inherently connected to her culture.
- 1:39:31Speaker 1: That happens in adventure movies more often than not. I
- 1:39:35Speaker 1: guess the cool thing that I don't know if this
- 1:39:38Speaker 1: is what the writers that you were mentioning in the
- 1:39:40Speaker 1: article we're talking about, But I think it's cool that
- 1:39:44Speaker 1: you have this like Latino family at its core, which
- 1:39:47Speaker 1: if I were to guess, it's probably like a Mexican
- 1:39:51Speaker 1: American family, just because of the esthetics of like, oh,
- 1:39:55Speaker 1: they're like their life in l A. It feels very
- 1:39:58Speaker 1: kind of like Chicano to me. I might be wrong,
- 1:40:01Speaker 1: but it does feel kind of like that. It's very
- 1:40:04Speaker 1: weird that they didn't decide to then set the movie
- 1:40:07Speaker 1: in like Mexico instead of the Amazon, But you know,
- 1:40:11Speaker 1: I guess they were still going for that pan Latina
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: like appeal. But regardless of whether or not their specific
- 1:40:17Speaker 1: caricages reference, I do understand that there's something meaningful in
- 1:40:21Speaker 1: the fact that they themselves, at no point in those
- 1:40:24Speaker 1: stories are like mothered for that there's no reason to
- 1:40:28Speaker 1: justify them being Latina other than the fact that the
- 1:40:30Speaker 1: I p s. So I don't know, you get so many,
- 1:40:35Speaker 1: so many stories that feature Latinic characters have to justify
- 1:40:39Speaker 1: it in some regard. Sometimes sometimes you can be very specific,
- 1:40:44Speaker 1: and sometimes you can be very like oh look, I'm
- 1:40:46Speaker 1: representing this very specific culture, but it doesn't land the
- 1:40:50Speaker 1: same way because you're still centering the story on wideness,
- 1:40:54Speaker 1: which is kind of my main complaint about the New
- 1:40:56Speaker 1: West Side story. For example, It's just like, yeah, you
- 1:41:00Speaker 1: can go all in on the Puerto Rican components of it,
- 1:41:04Speaker 1: but this story still centers itself so much on whiteness
- 1:41:08Speaker 1: that it is kind of a little tiring. It was
- 1:41:11Speaker 1: a little tiring for me to watch in some regards well,
- 1:41:14Speaker 1: mostly because the movie taunted itself as being a very
- 1:41:17Speaker 1: relevant and modern update. You have to say, yeah, it's like, okay, sure,
- 1:41:24Speaker 1: I guess there's no Natalie Wood and Brown phase anymore
- 1:41:28Speaker 1: so points, but um, that's a very little bar. But
- 1:41:35Speaker 1: in Nora, there's no need for that, you know. You you
- 1:41:37Speaker 1: you can just have these people exist in their own
- 1:41:41Speaker 1: little adventure movie and it doesn't have to justify itself
- 1:41:45Speaker 1: like oh yeah, I don't know. It's uh, it's kind
- 1:41:49Speaker 1: of refreshing the pressingly, so even if we don't get
- 1:41:54Speaker 1: into the specifics. Even even when you get into the specifics,
- 1:41:57Speaker 1: a lot of Americans don't care. I saw so many
- 1:42:01Speaker 1: people being like, oh, I didn't even know that Encanto
- 1:42:05Speaker 1: was said in Colombia, I just looked like the generic
- 1:42:08Speaker 1: Latin American country to me. And it's like, well, maybe
- 1:42:11Speaker 1: you are the problem here, like that movie tells you
- 1:42:15Speaker 1: where you are exactly. It's like maybe if you if
- 1:42:19Speaker 1: you don't think they all look like Mexicans or something
- 1:42:21Speaker 1: like that, then you won't have that problem. So I
- 1:42:26Speaker 1: don't know, I do wish and I always talk about
- 1:42:29Speaker 1: how important it is that we are more specific in
- 1:42:32Speaker 1: our stories, Like, especially when I lived in l A.
- 1:42:35Speaker 1: It was very easy to get branded as like, oh,
- 1:42:38Speaker 1: a Latino storyteller, and it's like, yeah, I mean, I'm
- 1:42:44Speaker 1: more of a Columbian storyteller, but I guess you could
- 1:42:46Speaker 1: call my stories Latina, even though they tend to be
- 1:42:50Speaker 1: very Columbian in point of view. So I always appreciate
- 1:42:53Speaker 1: that kind of specificity. But I do recognize that something
- 1:42:57Speaker 1: that what Dora does is also valuable and uh, not
- 1:43:01Speaker 1: having to question the ethnicity of their characters and doing
- 1:43:05Speaker 1: so in a way that it's fun and I don't know,
- 1:43:10Speaker 1: it doesn't have to deal with baggage that much, like
- 1:43:12Speaker 1: it just allows allows Latino people to exist without having
- 1:43:17Speaker 1: to question their validity to be there at all. Right,
- 1:43:22Speaker 1: did that have to do with what we were talking about?
- 1:43:23Speaker 1: I feel like, again, exactly what that makes totals it's
- 1:43:31Speaker 1: such a dense, complicated but it's like I think, for
- 1:43:34Speaker 1: the especially for the tone of what this movie is,
- 1:43:38Speaker 1: it makes total sense and it probably behooves the story
- 1:43:41Speaker 1: to like no, I mean, and then it's I don't know.
- 1:43:45Speaker 1: In my mind, I'm like, Okay, there's a way to
- 1:43:46Speaker 1: be specific without centering the story around it. But it's
- 1:43:51Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it's like, it's not like
- 1:43:53Speaker 1: agent Cody Banks is trapesing around wherever the funk he
- 1:43:56Speaker 1: is being like I'm irish, like you know, Like, so
- 1:44:02Speaker 1: that was No, I loved it. Maybe that I don't
- 1:44:08Speaker 1: remember what happens to that movie. Maybe that is what happens.
- 1:44:10Speaker 1: Maybe no, don't. Yeah, don't you remember that Cody Banks
- 1:44:13Speaker 1: goes in an extended tirade of would United Ireland. Yeah,
- 1:44:19Speaker 1: that's how I how I learned about that conflict through
- 1:44:23Speaker 1: through Cody Cody. Oh my god. Okay, So the review
- 1:44:31Speaker 1: that I was trying to find was a Hollywood Reporter
- 1:44:35Speaker 1: review by critic Todd McCarthy, who did not like the movie,
- 1:44:41Speaker 1: and some of the reasons I mean, all the reasons
- 1:44:43Speaker 1: he sites are I would say, not valid. I don't
- 1:44:47Speaker 1: agree with his review, but some of them are just
- 1:44:50Speaker 1: like just fucking gross because he's basically saying the movie
- 1:44:54Speaker 1: is to like sanitized and squeaky clean, which was refusing
- 1:45:00Speaker 1: for him because Dora is too sexy, basically like she's
- 1:45:08Speaker 1: aged up to be a teenager. So like people telling
- 1:45:10Speaker 1: on themselves like this. Do you remember that review of
- 1:45:14Speaker 1: The Little Mermaid that was like, I want to fund
- 1:45:16Speaker 1: this Mermaid so bad? I hated the movie because like
- 1:45:20Speaker 1: what stop? Like, do you know you're writing this down? Like? So,
- 1:45:31Speaker 1: I'll share an excerpt just to demonstrate what film writing
- 1:45:36Speaker 1: by some critics still is. So this is what Todd
- 1:45:40Speaker 1: McCarthy said about the movie quote, what keeps things alive
- 1:45:45Speaker 1: up to a point is the imperturbable attitude of the
- 1:45:49Speaker 1: titular heroine, who was invested with try and Stop Me
- 1:45:52Speaker 1: spirit by Isabelle Emer said, who's actually eighteen and looks
- 1:45:57Speaker 1: it despite preventative measures. The same goes for Jeff Wahlberg,
- 1:46:02Speaker 1: whose nineteen. There's a palpable gap you can't help but
- 1:46:06Speaker 1: notice between the essentially innocent, borderline pubescent nature of the
- 1:46:10Speaker 1: leading characters and the film itself, and the more confident
- 1:46:15Speaker 1: and mature vibes emanating from the leading actors. The director
- 1:46:20Speaker 1: seems to be trying to keep the hormones at bay,
- 1:46:24Speaker 1: but there are some things you just can't disguise, perhaps
- 1:46:28Speaker 1: human nature first and foremost. Dora seems committed to projecting
- 1:46:33Speaker 1: a pre sexualized version of youth, while throbbing unacknowledged. Beneath
- 1:46:40Speaker 1: the surface is something a bit more real, its presence
- 1:46:45Speaker 1: rigorously ignored. End quote. Is he like in jail? Yeah? Like, dude,
- 1:46:55Speaker 1: Dora isn't protecting anything you're doing projecting. I do like
- 1:47:02Speaker 1: this is so nasty for so many reasons. And I
- 1:47:04Speaker 1: also feel like there's the additional racially charged tendency to
- 1:47:08Speaker 1: over sexualize Latina actors. And then there also is a
- 1:47:13Speaker 1: part of me that is like someone publishing and l
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: this severe is so bizarre, like it was bizarre in
- 1:47:23Speaker 1: nine when maybe it was that guy. Maybe this is
- 1:47:25Speaker 1: just his claim to fame where he's like, I want
- 1:47:28Speaker 1: to have sex with cartoons, but I can't and that
- 1:47:31Speaker 1: makes me mad, and I'm a give me my paycheck.
- 1:47:38Speaker 1: Wow wow wow, wow wow stop. Absolutely wild that this
- 1:47:43Speaker 1: would get published It's just I'm just horrifying and just
- 1:47:47Speaker 1: getting worse. It's just getting worse. It's like, oh, she
- 1:47:51Speaker 1: was she was like sixteen with an Adultie would be
- 1:47:56Speaker 1: weird to talk this much about her throwing under a surf,
- 1:48:01Speaker 1: but we're talking about a character. Yes, Oh so jail,
- 1:48:07Speaker 1: jail jail. Oh that was brutal. I was I was
- 1:48:12Speaker 1: going to say, because we have a few more plot
- 1:48:15Speaker 1: things to kind of zoom through, is that the way
- 1:48:19Speaker 1: that Dora was dressed I thought worked for the movie.
- 1:48:24Speaker 1: She's you know, she she wears a couple different outfits,
- 1:48:27Speaker 1: like none of them are drawing attention to her body.
- 1:48:30Speaker 1: And I feel like if this movie was made even
- 1:48:31Speaker 1: ten years ago, it would have been like Dora's all
- 1:48:34Speaker 1: grown up and it's like, yeah, she's all grown up
- 1:48:37Speaker 1: and she's you know, wearing a shirt like it's all good.
- 1:48:40Speaker 1: And the fact that we even have to point this
- 1:48:42Speaker 1: out is like, Wow, she's dressed appropriately and not over sexualized.
- 1:48:47Speaker 1: But that's an issue that exists in Dora the Explorer
- 1:48:49Speaker 1: Cannon because in that show Dora and Friends, she's like
- 1:48:53Speaker 1: aged up to be twelve or thirteen, and they change
- 1:48:55Speaker 1: they give her like a curvy body shape and like
- 1:48:59Speaker 1: pink a her or like you know, not not the
- 1:49:02Speaker 1: original pink, you know, like pastelify her or whatever it is.
- 1:49:05Speaker 1: And so I did appreciate that, at least I do appreciate.
- 1:49:10Speaker 1: It's not like, you know, no one's getting a metal
- 1:49:13Speaker 1: about it. But like when a franchise or an I
- 1:49:16Speaker 1: p like gets flak for some ship like Dora did
- 1:49:20Speaker 1: an oh nine I checked and then course corrects it
- 1:49:24Speaker 1: and future iterations. I feel like that is net good
- 1:49:29Speaker 1: and which also makes this writer even more of a
- 1:49:32Speaker 1: perfect because I'm like, she's wearing a fucking crew neck
- 1:49:34Speaker 1: T shirt. What is wrong with you? Yeah? If you
- 1:49:39Speaker 1: walk into Dorothy Explorer being like, god, I hope it's sexual,
- 1:49:43Speaker 1: It's like what, Yeah, what are you expecting? Todd McCarthy like,
- 1:49:48Speaker 1: what what talking about? Todd? Buddy? Buddy, buddy, We're worried
- 1:49:56Speaker 1: about you, buddy. That's the nastiest thing I've ever ready
- 1:50:00Speaker 1: speaking of inserting sexual stuff, not sexual but like love
- 1:50:04Speaker 1: stuff where it doesn't need to be. I didn't like
- 1:50:06Speaker 1: Marky Mark's nephew and Sammy with the forced love story.
- 1:50:11Speaker 1: It didn't fit, It didn't make sense. The chemistry wasn't there.
- 1:50:14Speaker 1: Between the characters and there's already a more interesting thing
- 1:50:17Speaker 1: going on with Sammy and Dora, and that took away
- 1:50:21Speaker 1: from it. Yeah, I didn't like the Shoehorn love story
- 1:50:23Speaker 1: at all that moment. I think when they wake up
- 1:50:26Speaker 1: in the box and like they're like kind of like
- 1:50:28Speaker 1: leaning against each other. No, it wasn't there. It was
- 1:50:31Speaker 1: when they were in the museum and they were like
- 1:50:33Speaker 1: kind of like bantering a little bit. I was like, Oh, no,
- 1:50:35Speaker 1: they're gonna fall in love. And every time that is
- 1:50:40Speaker 1: something Games happened, it was like who needed this questions,
- 1:50:44Speaker 1: especially because I kind of love Sammy's characterization. Yeah, it's
- 1:50:48Speaker 1: just kind of like her and Dora are kind of
- 1:50:51Speaker 1: very like girl bossy in a way that sometimes feels
- 1:50:54Speaker 1: a little bit uh pandery, like in the in that
- 1:50:58Speaker 1: like faux family an ism of like movie studios like
- 1:51:02Speaker 1: to plug I guess, but it made it was kind
- 1:51:06Speaker 1: of endearing because I was like, Oh, this is kind
- 1:51:08Speaker 1: of how a lot of like like you know, like
- 1:51:10Speaker 1: model u N teenage girls behave. It's kind of like
- 1:51:16Speaker 1: kind of like that girl bossy behavior that is kind
- 1:51:19Speaker 1: of they're projecting it because they're learning about it, but
- 1:51:24Speaker 1: they're not like yet in the nuances of it, and
- 1:51:27Speaker 1: I thought it was very fun. It felt very sincere
- 1:51:30Speaker 1: to how high schoolers behave, at least that kind of archetype.
- 1:51:36Speaker 1: I also thought it was interesting the and this is
- 1:51:39Speaker 1: maybe kind of corny, but Diego calls Sammy bossy and
- 1:51:45Speaker 1: she responds by saying, oh, what what next? Are you
- 1:51:47Speaker 1: going to call me shrill or too difficult? And then
- 1:51:51Speaker 1: she alludes to the fact that he has taken a
- 1:51:53Speaker 1: misogyny one oh one class, which is pretty funny. I
- 1:51:57Speaker 1: hated that that was like, I was like, good job, whatever,
- 1:52:02Speaker 1: it's fine, it's for kids. It's like it works for
- 1:52:05Speaker 1: the genre. But I was just like, wow, two white
- 1:52:07Speaker 1: dads really are fucking clapping themselves on the back at
- 1:52:10Speaker 1: home for that, Like that is what it feels like
- 1:52:19Speaker 1: to us. But I will say I thought it was
- 1:52:22Speaker 1: since we we see characters say problematic things in movies
- 1:52:26Speaker 1: all the time, and it's rare that it ever gets
- 1:52:29Speaker 1: called out or challenged, like Sammy actually challenging that. I
- 1:52:33Speaker 1: was like, Okay, that's at least something we don't see.
- 1:52:37Speaker 1: And if kids are seeing this movie and they see
- 1:52:39Speaker 1: an example of a character being the recipient of sexism
- 1:52:44Speaker 1: and then that being challenged like that could set an
- 1:52:47Speaker 1: example for a young person watching this. It's totally fine.
- 1:52:51Speaker 1: I just I just remize it like that. But also
- 1:52:54Speaker 1: I'm not you know ten so sorry, I just insulted you. Friend.
- 1:53:01Speaker 1: That was kind of the scene that made me realize,
- 1:53:03Speaker 1: like what I was just said, like like you said
- 1:53:05Speaker 1: to me feels very like patting, like self congratulatory. But
- 1:53:09Speaker 1: at the same time, I was like, I I do.
- 1:53:12Speaker 1: I do think that some high schoolers speak with that
- 1:53:14Speaker 1: kind of thanks. So I don't know if it was
- 1:53:16Speaker 1: on purpose in that way. It was probably not, but
- 1:53:19Speaker 1: it worked that way. It was kind of like, yeah,
- 1:53:22Speaker 1: it is, I don't know. Like she she goes to
- 1:53:24Speaker 1: the costume party to the Halloween ball dressed as like
- 1:53:26Speaker 1: Ruth Bader Ginsberg. It's like, I know. I was just like, okay,
- 1:53:30Speaker 1: first of all, she's going to grow out to be
- 1:53:31Speaker 1: fucking Jen Saki or like something kind of bleak. Actually,
- 1:53:35Speaker 1: she's gonna grow up to be a centrist, Sammy the Centrist,
- 1:53:40Speaker 1: so real quick back to the wedged in Diego Sammy
- 1:53:44Speaker 1: love story. I also did not care for it for
- 1:53:49Speaker 1: a number of reasons, not the least of which is
- 1:53:51Speaker 1: the Sammy surprise kisses Diego at the end, which I
- 1:53:55Speaker 1: feel like it's a new trend of like more contemporary
- 1:53:57Speaker 1: movies of like now the girl to probably kisses the boy.
- 1:54:01Speaker 1: Isn't that so subversive? Isn't that feminism? And it's like no, no,
- 1:54:05Speaker 1: people of any gender should be surprised kissing anybody else
- 1:54:08Speaker 1: of any gender, So that was annoying. I also kind
- 1:54:13Speaker 1: of thought that maybe they would wedge in a Dora
- 1:54:16Speaker 1: and Randy romance, especially because they bonded so much over astronomy.
- 1:54:22Speaker 1: My guess was that it was there and then they
- 1:54:23Speaker 1: wrote it out or something like that, because it felt
- 1:54:26Speaker 1: like that was planted because he kept he was doing
- 1:54:28Speaker 1: that like weird guy from a Disney Channel show thing
- 1:54:30Speaker 1: where you keeping like, yeah, we have so much in common.
- 1:54:33Speaker 1: I'm like, I hate this. I feel like he kept
- 1:54:35Speaker 1: planting like, oh, maybe something flirty is going to happen,
- 1:54:38Speaker 1: and it seems like maybe I got scaled back or cut. Yeah,
- 1:54:42Speaker 1: that meeting seed that like when they meet, it definitely
- 1:54:45Speaker 1: feels like a crush set up. And then it was like, oh,
- 1:54:48Speaker 1: they didn't feel the need to follow up on that.
- 1:54:51Speaker 1: They probably it might have been cut in the editing,
- 1:54:53Speaker 1: you might have not even been like in the writing
- 1:54:55Speaker 1: right because they shot it that way, right, because so
- 1:54:59Speaker 1: many movies would be like, oh, well, it's a boy
- 1:55:02Speaker 1: and a girl and they're close to each other and
- 1:55:04Speaker 1: they have one thing in common, so obviously there they
- 1:55:06Speaker 1: should kiss at the end. Again, the bar is so low.
- 1:55:10Speaker 1: But the fact that the movie didn't do that, I
- 1:55:12Speaker 1: was like, okay, point for the movie, have a point
- 1:55:16Speaker 1: like the others the other right, so they can't slay
- 1:55:20Speaker 1: each other out. So that's disappointing. And then I think,
- 1:55:23Speaker 1: Jamie you mentioned. The more interesting relationship dynamic that's happening
- 1:55:27Speaker 1: here is the one between Dora and Sammy, where it
- 1:55:32Speaker 1: starts out antagonistic and you know, Sammy is threatened by
- 1:55:37Speaker 1: Dora for a specific reason. It does feel a little
- 1:55:40Speaker 1: petty to me, but you know, Sammy's used to being
- 1:55:44Speaker 1: the smartest person in the room and she really likes
- 1:55:46Speaker 1: it that way, so that when Dora comes along and
- 1:55:48Speaker 1: she also knows things, she's like, who is this other
- 1:55:51Speaker 1: person who is smart? There can only be one girl
- 1:55:56Speaker 1: kind of how that the beginning of that storyline, But
- 1:55:59Speaker 1: it changed just quickly enough that I was like, all right,
- 1:56:02Speaker 1: we got out a trope territory. I do think it
- 1:56:03Speaker 1: started in trope territory, right, Yeah. I am a girl
- 1:56:06Speaker 1: that's smart, and more than one smart girl is is
- 1:56:10Speaker 1: poison to me, and I'm a bully. Now you're like, man,
- 1:56:13Speaker 1: that's not really how that goes. Smart girls in high
- 1:56:15Speaker 1: school actually desperately cling to each other because you're not safe,
- 1:56:21Speaker 1: you know, right, so um, but yeah, they become friendly
- 1:56:26Speaker 1: and I appreciate that arc. I like that it is
- 1:56:30Speaker 1: kind of an arc like Dora's arc. It's like, like
- 1:56:34Speaker 1: you said earlier, because it kind of set up was
- 1:56:36Speaker 1: like Dore, it's to change or something like to fit in,
- 1:56:39Speaker 1: and it just becomes an arc about like her learning that,
- 1:56:43Speaker 1: you know, having friends is good. It's just very sweet.
- 1:56:47Speaker 1: It's kind of a sweet coming of age adventure movie,
- 1:56:50Speaker 1: I guess. But it is cool that she has an
- 1:56:53Speaker 1: arc of friendship with this, with her cousin and the
- 1:56:56Speaker 1: two kids, that it's like she doesn't have to be
- 1:57:00Speaker 1: in the romans with any of them. It's just kind
- 1:57:02Speaker 1: of like a like, oh, having friends is cool, and
- 1:57:07Speaker 1: it was just very sweet. I was I was very
- 1:57:09Speaker 1: endeared by Ed. Maybe I was just a weird kid. No,
- 1:57:13Speaker 1: I I also appreciated it, So those stories always get
- 1:57:16Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, um, does anyone have anything else that
- 1:57:23Speaker 1: they want to discuss about Dora in the Lost City
- 1:57:27Speaker 1: of Gold? Um, I just went to shut out the
- 1:57:30Speaker 1: other women in Dora's family. I liked Dora's connection with
- 1:57:36Speaker 1: her parents. It didn't feel like it leaned too heavy
- 1:57:39Speaker 1: on one parent. I feel like sometimes you get like
- 1:57:41Speaker 1: dad is the best one and mom is yelling at
- 1:57:45Speaker 1: me or disappears, and like, I appreciate it seems like
- 1:57:48Speaker 1: there was sort of even parent distribution. Evil Longaria and
- 1:57:51Speaker 1: Michael paniar having having a blast. Michael Pane is like,
- 1:57:55Speaker 1: did you hear I'm Chuck e Cheese favorite actor? Also,
- 1:57:59Speaker 1: I love antology whatever. Like anyways, UM, I wanted to
- 1:58:04Speaker 1: also shout out Dora's grandma, who has played by um.
- 1:58:09Speaker 1: I want to pull her name up because I recognize her.
- 1:58:13Speaker 1: She's a character actor who's been in a ton of stuff.
- 1:58:16Speaker 1: Adriana Barrazza. I remember her most clearly from I mean,
- 1:58:21Speaker 1: she works with in Or Too a lot. She's a
- 1:58:23Speaker 1: Mexican actress and she also like I didn't realize this
- 1:58:26Speaker 1: before I was doing research for this episode, but she
- 1:58:28Speaker 1: also developed the Mexican method of method, acting like she
- 1:58:34Speaker 1: has a super successful performance school and that she runs
- 1:58:38Speaker 1: in Mexico. She's like a huge fucking deal and I
- 1:58:41Speaker 1: wish that she was given more to do. She's barely
- 1:58:44Speaker 1: in the movie. It's basically a cameo for someone who's famous.
- 1:58:48Speaker 1: As her She's been in huge movies. I personally loved her,
- 1:58:52Speaker 1: and she then dragged me to Hell, a movie I love.
- 1:58:56Speaker 1: She kicks as in that movie. I don't know how
- 1:58:58Speaker 1: that movie ages, but I used to really love it.
- 1:59:01Speaker 1: Um because we'll have to do it on the podcast. Honestly,
- 1:59:04Speaker 1: I feel like there's so much to talk about and
- 1:59:06Speaker 1: I never want to cover a Justin long movie for
- 1:59:09Speaker 1: some reason. I don't know what it is. Maybe I
- 1:59:11Speaker 1: just didn't like those commercials he was in, but I
- 1:59:14Speaker 1: I don't like to look at him. But I love
- 1:59:16Speaker 1: dragging me the hell being so mean to all boys today.
- 1:59:23Speaker 1: I appreciate you haven't been mean to me, No and I,
- 1:59:26Speaker 1: and it's not going to happen because I would never
- 1:59:29Speaker 1: put you in the same category as Mark Wahlberg's nephew.
- 1:59:32Speaker 1: That's insulting. I think the first time I watched it,
- 1:59:35Speaker 1: I thought he was fine. I agree that. In the rewatch,
- 1:59:39Speaker 1: I was like a little like, oh, he's not very good,
- 1:59:41Speaker 1: especially because the other three kids are pretty good. But
- 1:59:44Speaker 1: it was kind of like the first time I was
- 1:59:46Speaker 1: just like, Oh, he's a very accurate, like straight Latino
- 1:59:50Speaker 1: kid like that, like you know, doesn't show emotions, and
- 1:59:54Speaker 1: mostly because he wears a soccer jersey to the Halloween
- 1:59:59Speaker 1: ball as a cost him. And I was like, that's
- 2:00:00Speaker 1: like straight Latino culture right there. I've seen that first hand.
- 2:00:05Speaker 1: They think that that's like a costume and it's just like, no,
- 2:00:09Speaker 1: it's not. But so I was like, oh, yeah, he's
- 2:00:13Speaker 1: the quintessential like straight Latino. And then in the second
- 2:00:16Speaker 1: time around, I was like, oh, maybe he's he's not
- 2:00:18Speaker 1: quite there yet. Watch him become the most famous actor
- 2:00:22Speaker 1: in the entire world and this will aid so poorly
- 2:00:27Speaker 1: and actually nepotism is genius. And then in a few
- 2:00:30Speaker 1: years they'll talk about Jeff Waldberg's uncle. Yeah, well do
- 2:00:35Speaker 1: you remember Jeff Alberg's uncle. Hey, you know how we
- 2:00:39Speaker 1: have not been passing the Bechtel test for the past
- 2:00:42Speaker 1: couple of minutes because we were talking about Jeff. Well,
- 2:00:45Speaker 1: what about any scenes in this movie that do pass
- 2:00:48Speaker 1: the Bechdel test. I really don't specifically, I don't know
- 2:00:53Speaker 1: if it's the only one, but it's definitely the one
- 2:00:55Speaker 1: that just made me realize, like the conversation that passes
- 2:00:58Speaker 1: the Bechdel test. He's about poop. Yeah, there is a
- 2:01:02Speaker 1: conversation that passes. Yeah, there's a full poop conversation. There's
- 2:01:05Speaker 1: also between Dora and her grandmother. They talk about high
- 2:01:10Speaker 1: school and being and like Dora feeling lonely. And it's
- 2:01:14Speaker 1: an extended scene and I don't think there might be
- 2:01:16Speaker 1: mentioned of like oh Diego said, called me weird? Do
- 2:01:20Speaker 1: you think I'm weird? Grandma? But other than that, yeah,
- 2:01:22Speaker 1: he's not like the topic right, it's about Dora's feelings.
- 2:01:26Speaker 1: That's so much better is to use as an example
- 2:01:28Speaker 1: than the one about the poop. No, that's one of
- 2:01:32Speaker 1: my I think that that's entering the pantheon of fun
- 2:01:35Speaker 1: passes because there's no way around it that passes. With
- 2:01:40Speaker 1: flying brown colors, I like saw you hesitating, and I
- 2:01:47Speaker 1: was like, what is Jamie gonna say? I got p MS.
- 2:01:51Speaker 1: I'm being a fucking misinterested and I'm talking about poo poo.
- 2:01:57Speaker 1: Louis Cannon, Wow, much like a a loose butthole. Remember
- 2:02:01Speaker 1: we talked about shreks loose. But I was like, huh, yeah,
- 2:02:06Speaker 1: we did talk about We've talked about We've really just
- 2:02:09Speaker 1: talked a lot in this lifetime. We gotta stop. Sometimes
- 2:02:12Speaker 1: people will say it say the listener will be like,
- 2:02:15Speaker 1: do you remember when you said this? And then they'll
- 2:02:16Speaker 1: say the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. I
- 2:02:18Speaker 1: was like, no, I have no recollection of saying saying that,
- 2:02:23Speaker 1: but I believe you. Oh gosh, yeah. I think that's
- 2:02:28Speaker 1: why I can never have my own podcast. But I don't.
- 2:02:30Speaker 1: I can't have so many of the stuff I say
- 2:02:33Speaker 1: out there on the record. It's brutal. It'll come to
- 2:02:36Speaker 1: haunt me. Not in like old tweets kind of way,
- 2:02:40Speaker 1: but in like, remember when you said that that was
- 2:02:42Speaker 1: kind of my stuff, and it's just like like in
- 2:02:44Speaker 1: a very weird way. And it was like, yeah, I
- 2:02:48Speaker 1: would see. I usually don't remember that stuff. I don't
- 2:02:50Speaker 1: need to say them to a mike. Fast forward to
- 2:02:53Speaker 1: me like three years from now, being like Caitlin, I
- 2:02:57Speaker 1: am working with Mark Wahlper's nephew. I need you to
- 2:03:00Speaker 1: take down the Dora episode. This is literally already happened
- 2:03:04Speaker 1: multiple times, and I refused to learn my lesson. Yeah,
- 2:03:10Speaker 1: we really do dig ourselves into a hole, a pooh
- 2:03:14Speaker 1: hole poo Okay, and we're back. The movie passes the
- 2:03:19Speaker 1: Bechdel task. Should we gick it to the nipples? Let's
- 2:03:24Speaker 1: do it? So I would give this movie m M.
- 2:03:29Speaker 1: I loved it so much, and it definitely gets ten
- 2:03:32Speaker 1: out of ten on the Caitlin Rombo meter. And even
- 2:03:35Speaker 1: though it is far more self aware than other movies
- 2:03:40Speaker 1: of this genre and calls out and challenges several of
- 2:03:45Speaker 1: the weaknesses of this genre, it's still does the things
- 2:03:50Speaker 1: for the most part in its representation of Indigenous people
- 2:03:55Speaker 1: and culture. Some of the stereotypes that are used, the
- 2:03:59Speaker 1: failure to care drives the indigenous characters even a little bit.
- 2:04:03Speaker 1: Those things are not great. On the other hand, you
- 2:04:06Speaker 1: have a female protagonist, which is rare for this genre.
- 2:04:12Speaker 1: You have a teen girl driving the narrative. She's comfortable
- 2:04:17Speaker 1: and who she is. She's such a likable character. The
- 2:04:22Speaker 1: Latina Latina latin X representation that is again sadly all
- 2:04:29Speaker 1: too rare for a major Hollywood movie. Um, And it's
- 2:04:34Speaker 1: just these characters, they're living their lives they're going on
- 2:04:37Speaker 1: an adventure, they're doing the things they like to do.
- 2:04:40Speaker 1: Is again unfortunately still quite rare. That was exciting to see.
- 2:04:48Speaker 1: Uh so it's complicated. There's a lot of things happening here.
- 2:04:51Speaker 1: I would ultimately give this movie. I would give it
- 2:04:56Speaker 1: three nipples. It's got many strengths, that's got many weaknesses.
- 2:05:00Speaker 1: I think it's a good stepping stone movie in terms
- 2:05:04Speaker 1: of like, maybe the next adventure movie you know will
- 2:05:08Speaker 1: be even more self aware and subscribe to fewer of
- 2:05:13Speaker 1: the tropes, will be less directed and written by entirely
- 2:05:17Speaker 1: white guys, which I feel like we yes, right, even
- 2:05:21Speaker 1: when white guys are doing a pretty good job, if
- 2:05:24Speaker 1: it's still all white is not good. Yeah, and they're
- 2:05:27Speaker 1: still kind of doing a bad job. So, uh, this movie,
- 2:05:31Speaker 1: this movie again, it feels like a stepping stone for progress,
- 2:05:34Speaker 1: but not all the way there. So three nipples. I
- 2:05:39Speaker 1: will give one to Dora, I will give one to Sammy,
- 2:05:46Speaker 1: and I'll give my third nipple to the mention of
- 2:05:50Speaker 1: monkey Facts, which is not unlike Cat Facts with Caitlin.
- 2:05:55Speaker 1: But there's a character who I don't even think we
- 2:05:57Speaker 1: talked about, um one of the mercenaries. I think his
- 2:05:59Speaker 1: name is a viper. He says something like monkeys can
- 2:06:03Speaker 1: carry three times their own body weight. That's just a
- 2:06:05Speaker 1: monkey fact. So I was like, wow, we're learning so
- 2:06:10Speaker 1: much truly, Um, I'll meet you at three as well.
- 2:06:14Speaker 1: For for I mean, we've we've a boy if we
- 2:06:17Speaker 1: discussed a lot, We've discussed longer than the movie, and
- 2:06:22Speaker 1: I think that there is Yeah, it feels like a
- 2:06:25Speaker 1: stepping stone movie that certainly moved things in, moves things
- 2:06:29Speaker 1: in the right direction. It also is like we we
- 2:06:31Speaker 1: didn't discuss in this episode. There's always like, especially when
- 2:06:35Speaker 1: a movie is providing heightened representation for anybody and the
- 2:06:39Speaker 1: supply is kind of across the board. But because this
- 2:06:43Speaker 1: movie does have such strong Latina representation, there is always
- 2:06:49Speaker 1: undo pressure put on those movies that doesn't exist for
- 2:06:53Speaker 1: movies y protagonists, and that's not a fair or you know,
- 2:06:57Speaker 1: reasonable thing to do, and that is always kind of
- 2:06:59Speaker 1: a tricky line to toe as well. I think this
- 2:07:03Speaker 1: movie is so sweet and fun and does not treat
- 2:07:07Speaker 1: indigenous culture with any of the sensitivity that the politics
- 2:07:12Speaker 1: of this movie seem that you would think like it's
- 2:07:15Speaker 1: it's so bizarre, and I you know, the white guys
- 2:07:18Speaker 1: at the top of the production. Don't love that, but
- 2:07:22Speaker 1: the performances are so fun. The movie is a blast.
- 2:07:26Speaker 1: I love poop pole uh, and I'm getting all three
- 2:07:29Speaker 1: of my nipples to fucking so wiper my boyfriend. Yeah, cool,
- 2:07:40Speaker 1: Jamie Cool, I'm going to jail. I'm like Todd, I'm like,
- 2:07:47Speaker 1: like the swiper was throbbing and I was upset by
- 2:07:51Speaker 1: that much rather you talk that way about Swiper is
- 2:07:57Speaker 1: portrayed by very of age Nico, So I first, he's
- 2:08:04Speaker 1: a ground man. All right, let's get off this. And
- 2:08:09Speaker 1: what would your nipple rating? B Um, I am going
- 2:08:13Speaker 1: to give it three and a half of my poles.
- 2:08:16Speaker 1: Everything that you said I agree with, and that you know,
- 2:08:20Speaker 1: it has very good female characters around, which is the
- 2:08:23Speaker 1: story like revolves, and I enjoy that. It's just it's
- 2:08:29Speaker 1: just it has a very good cast of characters, and
- 2:08:31Speaker 1: like half of it is like female, and they're all
- 2:08:33Speaker 1: very good. It has that, like what I said about
- 2:08:37Speaker 1: like that Latin, a core cast that doesn't have to
- 2:08:41Speaker 1: justify its own identity in order to be part of
- 2:08:45Speaker 1: the story, which I always appreciate that. That's always fun, um,
- 2:08:49Speaker 1: and I appreciate that it means well on paper in
- 2:08:53Speaker 1: terms of bridging those gaps between what the adventure genre
- 2:08:57Speaker 1: has been and what it could be. But I also
- 2:09:00Speaker 1: so agree that it stumbles near the finish line in
- 2:09:06Speaker 1: terms of depicting its indigenous characters as more than just
- 2:09:11Speaker 1: magical beings that are there for plot reasons. It's just
- 2:09:16Speaker 1: it's a shame because, like you said, the rest of
- 2:09:18Speaker 1: the movie is very fun, it's very entertaining, very creative.
- 2:09:22Speaker 1: If if if all reboots were like this, then maybe
- 2:09:25Speaker 1: people wouldn't complain so much about them, right, Yeah, so
- 2:09:29Speaker 1: three and a half seems fair, and I'm going to
- 2:09:33Speaker 1: give one to Dora want To Samy just like you did,
- 2:09:37Speaker 1: just because they deserve them. Want To was always kind
- 2:09:42Speaker 1: of very charming, and he was donkey Shrek, so like
- 2:09:46Speaker 1: I have to pay my respect. I did not know
- 2:09:48Speaker 1: that until you mentioned it earlier, and that's very exciting
- 2:09:53Speaker 1: to me. That to me as like he probably has
- 2:09:55Speaker 1: a boat, like imagine, that's so that's so much money.
- 2:09:59Speaker 1: That's why, Yeah, I can't watch Shrek or Shrek two,
- 2:10:03Speaker 1: the ones that I like in English, because the Spanish
- 2:10:07Speaker 1: dubbing is so good. The Latin American dubbing is amazing.
- 2:10:11Speaker 1: I should watch those. Oh my gosh, it's very good.
- 2:10:14Speaker 1: Anton is also doing puzzing boots and I don't know,
- 2:10:19Speaker 1: there's something about Shrek having this very thick Northern Mexican
- 2:10:22Speaker 1: accent that it's just a lot of fun. Um. And
- 2:10:27Speaker 1: I'm going to give the half nipple to Mark Wahlbrick's
- 2:10:30Speaker 1: nephew because we've been very mean to him throughout this
- 2:10:32Speaker 1: and I think he deserves has potential something. He's young,
- 2:10:37Speaker 1: he'll learn, he'll get better. Your nipples are your nipples, man.
- 2:10:42Speaker 1: Just I'm giving him the half for a reason. Well, Jose,
- 2:10:47Speaker 1: thank you so very much for putting up with us
- 2:10:51Speaker 1: for two and a half hours. Thank you for having me.
- 2:10:57Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun for most of those
- 2:11:00Speaker 1: two and a half hours. All of them. Well, I
- 2:11:03Speaker 1: was like, whoa the twist. I was like, which minute
- 2:11:06Speaker 1: sucked there? When we talked about our pms for forty
- 2:11:11Speaker 1: five minutes, that was the highlight. Yeah, of course, okay, truly,
- 2:11:16Speaker 1: thank you so much. Um. Everyone should watch Jose's video.
- 2:11:20Speaker 1: We will include it in the description of this episode.
- 2:11:24Speaker 1: It's an excellent watch. And yeah, tell us what else
- 2:11:28Speaker 1: people can check out of viewers, tell us where they
- 2:11:30Speaker 1: can follow you on social media all that stuff. Well,
- 2:11:35Speaker 1: you can find me on Twitter at jose M Luna.
- 2:11:39Speaker 1: I also have like my YouTube channel I guess where
- 2:11:43Speaker 1: I occasionally dropped some essays if the time allows for it.
- 2:11:48Speaker 1: I just finished one on incanto and its roots in
- 2:11:52Speaker 1: Columbian literature. I'm very proud of it. I think it's
- 2:11:55Speaker 1: my best one. Yeah, I've done three, so it's not
- 2:11:57Speaker 1: a big compliment. But yeah, yeah, I think my YouTube
- 2:12:01Speaker 1: channel is just my name. Nice, but we'll link to
- 2:12:04Speaker 1: that as well. Yeah. Your your essays are truly so brilliant.
- 2:12:09Speaker 1: Big fan of your work. Thank you for coming by.
- 2:12:12Speaker 1: Thank you. That means a lot. This was I had
- 2:12:16Speaker 1: a blast. Oh gosh, Well, folks, there you have it.
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