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DOES SIZE MATTER ??? · Relatables

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Oddie, tell me how you would feel in this situation.
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  Speaker 2: Can do, my friend, You're.
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  Speaker 1: At a restaurant with your girlfriend or a group of friends,
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  Speaker 1: even Okay, the waiter has come around taking the orders.
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  Speaker 1: You've ordered nice and easy, all right, the waiter maybe
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  Speaker 1: twenty five minutes later, bringing out all plates. Okay, your
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  Speaker 1: meal gets put down in front of you. Everyone's got
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: their meals down in front of them. Everyone's like, well, shit,
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  Speaker 1: let's eat. Everyone's hungry. You're hooking in, right, You've got
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: a bottle pasta delicious, all right, you're hooking in. You've
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  Speaker 1: got pasta on fork going into mouth in mouth, drop
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  Speaker 1: on shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Oh shit.
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  Speaker 1: And then you see next to you the waiter says, hey, sir,
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  Speaker 1: how's your meal going?
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  Speaker 3: Ah?
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  Speaker 2: Stim you lad? I actually you would be so overstimulated.
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  Speaker 2: It's so annoying. And I'll be thinking, I'd probably be
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  Speaker 2: wearing white tea and I'll be like, this shirt's gone.
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  Speaker 1: And you're and yeah, it's going in the bit this
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  Speaker 1: s thain's not coming now.
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  Speaker 2: And and you've got a mouth like that. Oh it's
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  Speaker 2: the worst too, Like one of they asked, like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to say it's bad. Yeah, it put me
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  Speaker 2: under this pressure. I'm never gonna say I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna yeah, I'm not gonna have the confrontation of even
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  Speaker 1: if I don't like it, I'm not gonna have the
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  Speaker 1: confrontation of saying this.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I can't say it to your face. Yeah, after
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell my friends that were ship. But if you
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  Speaker 2: ask me to my face, how's your meal, sir, I've
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  Speaker 2: got delicious, my friends.
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  Speaker 1: I would never go up to a chepher away and
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  Speaker 1: saying suck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, take it back, dog shit, you have to pay
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  Speaker 2: for it. I got to eat it, honestly.
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  Speaker 1: But guys, first up on the menu today, first stimulated?
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  Speaker 1: It does size matter?
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  Speaker 2: The age? Oh debate?
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  Speaker 1: We asked all of our followers on Instagram whether or
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  Speaker 1: not size matters?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and we're going to get to the bottom of
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  Speaker 2: it once in all.
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  Speaker 1: All right, would you like me to go first?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Please.
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  Speaker 1: It's not about the size of the wave. It's about
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  Speaker 1: the emotion in the ocean.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the motion in the ocean. Yeah. Have you
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  Speaker 2: got motion? My friend, bro, I got motion? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: got motion? Since both birth. Does size matter? Nah? It's
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: about that tongue though, that's sex. That's when I read that.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, damn, damn, that's sex. That is hot.
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  Speaker 2: She's experienced some good head. It's about that tongue.
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  Speaker 1: Someone to say size doesn't matter, but I would prefer
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  Speaker 1: tongue that means you have experiences.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I would like to know who because I
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  Speaker 2: want some tips.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you do with your tongue?
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  Speaker 2: Because it's a stiff muscle. It's all a muscle. It
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  Speaker 2: can't be nice all he excuses excuses, my friend.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of a thing where guys will say sometimes
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  Speaker 1: head receiving head isn't good because it can be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do girls experience that?
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  Speaker 2: Am I like? Am I like trying to get in there?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, my teeth are like I've never I've
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  Speaker 1: never thought like.
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  Speaker 2: Are you getting your teeth in there? My friend? No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like teeth involved. But also they're not purposely
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: getting teethed involved.
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  Speaker 2: I hope your girlfriend would cook and be like Jake, like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you a little your I can feel
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  Speaker 2: your teeth. Yeah, I would want that.
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  Speaker 1: I've never I've never actively thought, well, my teeth are
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  Speaker 1: pushed up against this.
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  Speaker 2: But I wonder if now you're just using that tongue. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then like just press your lips on it. That's
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  Speaker 2: so weird to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, does size matter? Subway ad says it all. And
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  Speaker 1: I had to look this up. Subway has an ad
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  Speaker 1: They've billboards all around Sydney and it's a foot long,
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  Speaker 1: and then just behind it says size matters.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, Subway knows what I'm gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: Subway value for fucking money foot long?
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  Speaker 2: It is actually a good rate.
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  Speaker 1: Good you can you get a big meal?
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  Speaker 2: You do for good? Vow to be fair. It's you're
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  Speaker 2: just bread and salad and you get like the tiniest
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  Speaker 2: bit of meat in it. Yeah, it's yummy. But size
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  Speaker 2: does matter. You don't see me ordering a sixteenth? No,
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  Speaker 2: not at all. Does size matter? Can't ride it if
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  Speaker 2: there's nothing there facts. I mean, that's fair. Fair, she's
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  Speaker 2: got a fair point. Imagine it must be a lot harder,
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  Speaker 2: like thinking from a girl's perspective, like we like to
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  Speaker 2: do it, Like if I saw something that was like
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  Speaker 2: real small, and then you're like what do I do
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  Speaker 2: with that? Do I just like go like back and
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  Speaker 2: forth instead of up and down? Here's is that what
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  Speaker 2: you do? When it's tiny. And here's the.
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  Speaker 1: Thing is when on top, up and down, all back
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  Speaker 1: and forth, right, that they would be gauging how far
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  Speaker 1: back and forth or how far up and down they
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  Speaker 1: go via the size.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know, they would feel it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so it's like sometimes you can probably go
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  Speaker 1: a lot, but if it's small, like quite small, and
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  Speaker 1: you can't really even feel where they like, they're like,
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  Speaker 1: where's my gauge?
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  Speaker 2: I tell you though, theory, right, tell me if your girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: I won't say other girls have ever said it's like
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  Speaker 2: a million squats to you when they're on top, or
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  Speaker 2: something about.
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  Speaker 1: Squats, like a million squads.
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  Speaker 2: Well they're going up and down all the time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I've never said that too, like it's a lot of squats.
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  Speaker 2: Really No, it's hard work. It's hard work. No, not once.
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  Speaker 2: I've never had that. Okay, well maybe maybe maybe I'm
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  Speaker 2: not coming up very fat. I was going to say.
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  Speaker 2: My theory was you haven't heard that shut the fire.
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  Speaker 1: Else I think of that or spoof I swear on large.
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  Speaker 2: What I was going to say was maybe girls would
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  Speaker 2: like a small willy because they don't have to do
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  Speaker 2: as many squad let's burn. Yeah, No, lactic acid build up. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, okay, yeah, whose son is it?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I've got lost in the motion in
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  Speaker 2: the ocean.
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  Speaker 1: Does size matter? Got to be boyfriend dick. Not too big,
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  Speaker 1: not too small, That's what we kind of think.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just run in that middle ground. A medium sized
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  Speaker 2: Willy does the job. Yeah exactly. I wouldn't want to
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  Speaker 2: hear you've got a medium sized billy. But even being
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: said that, you have boyfriend dick. We have said before
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  Speaker 2: it's the best compliment ever. But I know you're saying
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  Speaker 2: that because it's not big. Ye okay, I know why
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  Speaker 2: you're saying that, because my personality makes up for it.
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: Talking about that, Does size matter? Yes? If he's not
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: good looking. If he is, it doesn't matter. Really, you
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: can look past a few things. If he's body, is
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: that a widely believe. One thing did figure out from
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  Speaker 2: all the ig answers was there was no consistency. This
• 7:11
  Speaker 2: is all personal presence. Yes, zero consistency whatsoever?
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, very very true. Does size matter? This one starts
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: with yes, I need a fulfilling meal.
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  Speaker 4: Oh down, yeah, that's like yeah, I'm trying to think,
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  Speaker 4: like fuck, do you reckon girls like, look at you like,
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  Speaker 4: that's just like an entree man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the rest you better go down?
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  Speaker 3: Shit?
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, alright, I want to say these two back
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  Speaker 2: to back. Does size matter? I thought not? But then
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  Speaker 2: I met small, really small, and yes it does matter.
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  Speaker 2: Keep it going. Another one said to an extent, but
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  Speaker 2: doesn't need to be here huge slept with a guy
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  Speaker 2: could barely feel it. It's too small. What does she
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  Speaker 2: even say that for? Does this one time? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Does size matter?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Only women dating men with small penises say it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: But I had one like that.
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  Speaker 1: I think I don't Maybe I didn't pick it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's funny. I feel like, yeah, but if he
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  Speaker 2: had a good personality before, you look past some things. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: if he's like a guy, if he's a ten out
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  Speaker 2: of ten.
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  Speaker 1: Otherwise it's like I could look past a small willy.
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  Speaker 1: I saw one that said from experience, yes, dated a
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  Speaker 1: guy with a small one, and I couldn't keep pretending
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  Speaker 1: to feel.
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  Speaker 2: She was like, this guy was a good guy. But
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't keep pretending to feel like it's just so
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  Speaker 2: genetics too. Can't do anything about it. It's just unfortunate.
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  Speaker 2: Can't do anything about it. It's unfortunate. Where did Jake go?
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: Let me call him. You'll call him been he did
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  Speaker 2: not just hang up on me. Let me call him again.
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: What's up? Where are you? Where'd you go?
• 9:26
  Speaker 3: I'm just out of the airbnb.
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: What do you mean the airbnb?
• 9:30
  Speaker 3: Sorry I didn't tell you. I booked a guest favorite
• 9:32
  Speaker 3: Airbnb last minute. Couldn't pass it up. You're all good
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: to finish the episode, right?
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: What's a guest favorite their airbnb?
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: Is that other guests of love?
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: So you know you will too? Well?
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: That sounds fun. Where are you anyway?
• 9:44
  Speaker 3: Just a couple hours of the coat and yeah, it
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: is fun. Our place has a pool, a big garden
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: through bedrooms, is right near the beach. Plus it allows
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: dogs for Henry.
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  Speaker 2: Did you say two bedrooms anyway? Mate?
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  Speaker 1: Got to run.
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: Ou Does size matter? Yes? Just recently slept with the
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: guy I lost my virginity too. Totally different experience. Oh
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: he didn't grow well. I took it as obviously. The
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: first time was somewhat good because she had never had one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then when and now she's got experience. Yeah, she's
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: gone back and she's like you step up the game. No,
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  Speaker 2: it was like you were a good start. You were small?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah. The
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: very first time she did it, she would have felt it. Yeah,
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: nothing's penetrate. If we're going to get dem monetized on
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: this one, we say.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: That like that, we might not get too graphic.
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  Speaker 1: But but yeah, she's gone back, she's had some experience,
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  Speaker 1: and now she's probably went back thinking this is going
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  Speaker 1: to be great.
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: The first time she's like, damn.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, does size matter only if it's the size of
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: his bank accountcal.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: We're talking about Willies here, Yeah, this is this is
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: Willies only. It's about Willies only. Yeah, that's it. I
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: don't want to hear any bite steps. I don't want
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: to hear any brain.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear any high no, and I
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear any fucking bank account.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: We just want to talk about dicks, Willi's penises, digs,
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: any other words to discover them. Yeah, cod, that's all
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: we want to hear. We love talking about Willies. It
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: does size matter? No, just makes me feel good and happy. Fair,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I've got too more. Does size matter? Would you
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: want a hot dog with twenty five percent sausage and
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: seventy five percent?
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: But wait, wait, wait, let's break this down. What's the
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: bun on a dude? Is nuts?
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: No?
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: The bun is the vagien. Oh but it's said again.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: I didn't think of it. Do you want to?
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: I was thinking of would you want a hot dog
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  Speaker 1: with twenty four five percent sausage and seventy five percent?
• 12:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: Crazy, I'd return there. Where's my sausage? I want two
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: sausages my last one. Does size matter? Yes, always and
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: in all aspects, despite what others say, they're too kind.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: I like the honest Yeah, does size matter? I left
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: a really nice guy for size. Any girl saying it
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: does not matter? Lies lies?
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Lies? Oh okay, just kind of rhymes. What's the overall verdict?
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: You reckon? I think size matters?
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: To be fair, I was skipping over all the dose
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: because the nose were a bit boring, So there was
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: there was a lot of nose that doesn't There was
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: a lot of yeses too, yeah, just straight yes or nose.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: We wanted the longer answers, but I'm thinking I think
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: as long as it looks like it can do the job,
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  Speaker 2: it's a matter.
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  Speaker 1: I actually did see one that said, size matters when
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: you're looking at it. If it looks small, you're gonna
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: think this isn't going to feel good. But if you're
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: looking at it and it looks bigger, it's kind of about.
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: Visual Yeah, I know, Yeah, I agree, I agree. All right, Jake,
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: on this podcast, we'd like to give a few tips,
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: or you could look at it in another way, put men
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: in their place. Yes, we like to think we're helping
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: sometime the ten percent male listeners or the ones that
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: see our clips. This is things guys wear regularly that
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: they shouldn't. Just yeah, period, yeah, straight pause, you want
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: me to go first. Yeah, So things guys were regularly
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: that they shouldn't, rolling up the bottom of their genes. Facts.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: I used to do that, and I wish I could
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: go back and punch myself in the face.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's a good one. Hindsight is a bitch. I
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: used to do that too, with like high top shoes. Stop,
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: what was I do? Start? I know that is such
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  Speaker 2: a good one.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: I've come with hate, my friend, I've come with eat
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: things guys wear that they shouldn't. The confidence of a
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: much taller man.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: You you hey, I don't, I don't. I don't wreak
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: of confidence. Yeah, man, you walk in thinking like you're six,
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: living my whole life. Whatever. I like that one though.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: I did like that one. So things guys wear regularly
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: that they shouldn't thongs, the shoes fat, Yeah, they shouldn't
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: leave them in the past. No one wants your little yeah,
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: no one wants that little thing between your toes.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Honestly, if you like having a little thing between saying
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: it like that.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: It sucks. It's dirty.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if someone if you were having an argument with someone,
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: the easiest way to win that argument of whether it's
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: thongs or slides, you would just say, so, you're just
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: like having a little thing between your toes.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: The way, and you can say it in the most
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: condescending way. That's so weird. I can't be comfortable. Oh.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Facts, things guys wear that they shouldn't. A beanie for
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: fashion and not warm.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've never understood the guys who wear like
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: beanies or even like a jacket when it's hot. I'm like, maite,
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: it's thirty degrees out there, take that thing off. Beanie
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: for fashion, not warm, ti f It is crazy.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: A beanie looks good when you're all rugged up.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: I can't wear a beanie. I'm too hot a yeah right,
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: like I just burn up? Oh really so it helps
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: with my fashion? Yeah, you can't wear a beanie things
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: the option. Yeah, things guys were regular that they shouldn't
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: cowboy hats when they're not cowboys.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Sorry to all the sorry very sorry to all the
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Australians out there. But if you're just some guy from
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: a city that wears in a kubra, take it off.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I just had to say it. I
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: had to say take it off. And just because you
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: have a land cruise, it doesn't mean you're a cowboy
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: fat if you wear that, you do a festival, moving things.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Guys wear that they shouldn't sonnies that don't suit their
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  Speaker 1: face so they just look bad.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, like those big aviator ones or like the
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: ones that like are super reflective.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sick of seeing that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I feel like sunny is are honestly
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: like the thing the people wear that look the worst
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: on them. It's for protection if you were in it
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: for that, but if you were in a fashion what
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: are the big ones called like aviators I don't even know,
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: or like the ones from top gun leave them behind. Yeah,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: I agree. Yeah, I feel like we're just roasting things.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Guys were regularly that they shouldn't Cheese Greater Jeans.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Had to say it, facts, bro, stop that I used
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: to wear that.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: I had a black pair. I remember going on dates
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: with it. They doubled up as skinny jeans. Yeah. I
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: think I went on an ice skating date with them.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Stop your skinny jean Cheese Greater pants and those blue
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: strap on ice skates.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it sexy. I would have been hot. What do
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: you talk? Oh, and you don't know how to skate? No,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: no funny story. Actually, have I told you I knocked
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: myself out ice skating? What? Yeah? Really? When I was
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: like maybe I was like fourteen, maybe a little bit young,
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: you fell over twelve? Yeah. I went ice skating with
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: my neighbor and they just asked if I wanted to go.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I was like twelve, maybe I was the younger, like
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: twelve fourteen, And then we went ice skating. Then I
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: woke up in the medical center across the shopping mall. Wait,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: you don't even remember, like you were out and was
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: out cold. I just woke up there and then in
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: cushion anything that might have probably had a little concussion.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: And then what they gave me was one free token
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: to comeback and stopped that skate for free. Yeah, what
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: was my fault? I didn't I didn't want to go
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: back either, because I was like twelve and scarred. That's crazy, Yeah,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: I know. And I just woke up there. It was
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: the only time I've ever been knocked out. That's hilarious.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I've been knocked out. Yeah, that's insane.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's my last one.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Things.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Eyes where regularly that they shouldn't a size up in condoms.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Let's be honest, be honest with yourself.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: You don't need it. I feel like I've always bought
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: the like one size fits all.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I just used the classic fifty three milimeters.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: It's just a classic size averagety three.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Why do you know it's fifty three meal.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Because I looked at the diameter on the side, A well,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: you're about to get down and dirty, and remember, will
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: these be big enough? So fifty three milimeters?
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I remember, the first time you
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: buy condoms as a male is like the scariest thing. Mate,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I I bought him.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I was in a school uniform when I.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Bought dirty dogs.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Just this fucking kid in his school uniform running through
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: a little condoms sections like.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Shit shit, and you're like, I remember, like you put
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: a basket, then you get some chocolate that you put
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: in your chocolate on top of it to hide them.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, No one's gonna know. I'm getting some action.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Now when I do it, though, I just think if
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: anyone sees it, people are just like even as a
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: kid though, if someone.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Saw a kid that good work seen up.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, buying Connors, if everything else responsible, yeah, sex, yeah,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: but when you're a kid, you're thinking, like someone's gonna
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: stop me.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: They can't stop. Yeah, they can't stop. Little do they
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: know it's sat in my wallet for years? Little do
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: they know they did not get used to do they
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: sell condoms in one packs? Probably? Yeah, we should have
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: give pack. I've got two more things guys wear regularly
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: that they shouldn't. Black socks with white shoes, fair and
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: my last one. I think this could be controversial, but
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: I think I think of the past things guys were
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: regular that they shouldn't. Tight suits.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I'm not a fan.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Like how you can see the bottom of the ankle.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: The quads are really tight, and then it's just like,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: get it a bit baggy.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Guys that wear a suit, Yeah, with the tight quads
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: and then it goes down and finishes just above the ankle.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: They wear like a loafer style shoe with no sock.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: All those ballerina socks socket what wild weird wild.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Anyways, guys that was stimulated, Thank you very much.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Say bad