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A Bit NSFW... · Billy & Lisa in the Morning: The After Show

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  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Producer Riley in the building. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for joining the after Show. I have class at twelve,
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  Speaker 1: which gives us plenty of time.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna say. I don't know why you're like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we gotta get this stune because I have class at twelve.
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  Speaker 2: It is nine to fifty three.
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  Speaker 1: I know. But we also have a meeting. Yeah, need
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  Speaker 1: to drive, which I'm gonna take on the road. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I no longer go to that meeting, which is fair.
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  Speaker 1: It's I can be on the phone, it's no problem,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna go into any My god.
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  Speaker 2: Mcave is now texting me about like work stuff. I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: can you.
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  Speaker 1: Tell mc caave that you're doing the after show? And
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  Speaker 1: if he gives you any pushback, you tell me because
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  Speaker 1: I will squash him like a bug. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: that he's my boss. After show comes first. What does
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  Speaker 1: he want you to do?
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  Speaker 2: He said? Is the keyword in the stop set?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? I can look right now. Yeah, where ten o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing show stuff right now in the after show?
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  Speaker 2: And is pop in the keyword into the stop set?
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't make any sense. There's a promo going in
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  Speaker 1: to the first stop set.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and pop in, oh, and pop in the keyword
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  Speaker 2: into the stop set.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, pop it?
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  Speaker 2: So he wants okay, I didn't understand that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what's the keyword? I have the list right here.
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  Speaker 1: What's today's date? I'll do it right now. How's that?
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  Speaker 2: It is the twelfth?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so May twelfth, and then we're looking at what
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  Speaker 1: time ten am it is? Yeah, so it'll be media. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so watch this mcay you fuck Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if anybody's listening to this before you did this.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you don't know the keyword, Well they're not
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  Speaker 1: going to know because I'll post it.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, it's fine.
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  Speaker 1: So I do the promo and then the solicit or
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  Speaker 1: just the solicit.
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  Speaker 2: I think you have to do both, because usually he
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  Speaker 2: would talk into it. How we do it on the
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  Speaker 2: show on our show.
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  Speaker 1: We don't need a promo though.
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  Speaker 2: Oh then okay, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a solicit Yeah, okay, do you I have
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  Speaker 1: to put the thing and that says.
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  Speaker 2: Next brother, Okay, this is too much.
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  Speaker 1: Mckaya anyway anyway, anyway, yeah, I don't. I call into
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  Speaker 1: the meeting on and I love everyone that goes to
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  Speaker 1: the meeting. But something happened which I can't go into
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  Speaker 1: detail about because it's like not the obody's business. But
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  Speaker 1: something happened in the meeting that I had nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with at all, and I got it, literally had
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do with it, but I got dragged into it.
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  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden it became like this,
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  Speaker 1: you know, what happens in the meeting stays in the
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  Speaker 1: meeting thing because they were talking about somebody that wasn't
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  Speaker 1: in the meeting and it got back to that person
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  Speaker 1: and it wasn't me who told the person, but everyone
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  Speaker 1: assumed it was when it wasn't because I don't fucking care.
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  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden it was like the
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  Speaker 1: secretive meeting. Guess what, I don't want to go to
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  Speaker 1: the secretive meeting. I don't want to be a part
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  Speaker 1: of your secret society. So I can be on the
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  Speaker 1: phone and I can chime in and participate that way. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about the chitter chatter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and half the time it's like.
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  Speaker 1: It's stupid. It's really stupid. And believe me, I love
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  Speaker 1: everyone in there. I have no issues with anybody, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I understand what they're saying, but you can't say things
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  Speaker 1: about people that aren't there and then be mad when
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  Speaker 1: it gets back to them, especially when it was putting
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  Speaker 1: them in a bad light.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do agree with that, just saying.
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  Speaker 1: Is mccab done? Can we get started him?
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  Speaker 2: I said thank you to everyone involved, so I think
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  Speaker 2: we're all set.
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  Speaker 1: Is that that includes the after show?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, thanks everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for sticking by us. Yep, well we
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  Speaker 1: just wasted time. Yeah, thank you for mca Anyway, Riley,
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  Speaker 1: you were here last with Billy last week? Was that
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  Speaker 1: last week you were on that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That was yeah, I think it was last.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They're listening to today's after show podcast and Riley asked
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  Speaker 3: Billy why everybody went to Kelly's after the club, whether
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  Speaker 3: it was to dance or to eat, and Billy said
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  Speaker 3: no for Roastby sandwiches, and Riley goes, oh, but they're
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  Speaker 3: trying to get two roast Be sandwiches. Thank you guys
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  Speaker 3: missed it. That was hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: I did miss it.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you because I made myself laugh while saying that,
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  Speaker 2: and I kind of like looked at you guys like ah,
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  Speaker 2: and nope, I didn't hear me. I didn't hear it,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm like, in my head, I was like, that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. It's a good one. Mike from New Hampshire
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  Speaker 1: Justin Hilarious Podcast Today with producer Riley and Billy Fucking Hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Producer Riley. What the one line is?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, guys, there you go. You find me funny. This
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  Speaker 2: is like, that's like a little insight to me. Billy
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  Speaker 2: and Justin in the morning, like and are just like
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  Speaker 2: fucking around the three of us.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, well, actually it's funny. If you ever write a book,
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  Speaker 1: you can put this in the book, right about your
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  Speaker 1: life and career. So when she first started sitting in,
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  Speaker 1: I used to make her blocker ears. Yeah, when I like,
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  Speaker 1: she's a child, I'd be like, Riley, block your ears,
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  Speaker 1: and she would legit block her ears and I would
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  Speaker 1: say something like completely filthy to Billy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Usually I could still hear through.
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  Speaker 1: The block and it was just the act. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: made me feel better and more comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is fair because you didn't really know
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  Speaker 2: me at the time. Well, now you'll still say it,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm like, yeah, you've said words.
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  Speaker 1: No, there was one thing I said to you. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know if I could. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know if I remember or I can share it. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, she didn't judge me on it, so okay,
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  Speaker 1: then things can be cool.
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  Speaker 2: I try to be like decently not judgmental about stuff.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it was no idea.
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  Speaker 1: I know because now that that.
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  Speaker 2: Was it one of the first things you ever said to.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, it was the So it was something about
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  Speaker 1: it was definitely something inappropriate. Well yeah, and I asked
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  Speaker 1: you about it, and I said, I'm just going to
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  Speaker 1: warn you. Can I ask you a question? I don't
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  Speaker 1: remember what it was?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, No, was it was it? We don't yuck
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  Speaker 2: people's yum? And that was the response. And you were like, oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yuck people's yum. Oh yes, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: About your friend and something that a woman was doing
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  Speaker 2: to him, yes the other way around.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yea, yeah, it was something sexual and
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  Speaker 1: I was asking Riley her opinion, but I said to her,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm going to preface this by saying it's
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  Speaker 1: very filthy and I don't want to be judged on it.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't judge me, so that's good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I try not to yuck, other people's yums.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good way to put it. Yeah, that's a
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  Speaker 1: good way to put it.
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  Speaker 2: Like I can be like, oh, I would never do that,
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  Speaker 2: but like if you're into.
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  Speaker 1: It, you know, it's like live and let live. That's
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  Speaker 1: how I feel about anything. You know. If, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: I don't do I have any yems that are yuck?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so maybe maybe to other people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like, I'm sure there are things people
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  Speaker 2: are doing in their sexual lives that you're.
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  Speaker 1: Like, not for me, but you know, yeah, for sure,
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  Speaker 1: for sure. Well, listen, in today's world, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: there's so much more of the swinging open relationships thing,
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  Speaker 1: which I don't judge on that. It's like, if you
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  Speaker 1: want to do that, that's fine. I know it wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: work for me. Yeah, right, but it does go on
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  Speaker 1: because I know people that are kind of in those
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  Speaker 1: kind of relationships. What's the one where what's that called
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  Speaker 1: the lifestyle when you're with somebody but you can be
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  Speaker 1: with other peopleship No, no, no, there's a name for it. Poullie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Polly, yeah, Pollie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Pollie. Is more like you're dating multiple people
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  Speaker 2: and that you're all kind.
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  Speaker 1: Of dating each other sounds stressful.
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  Speaker 2: Because an open relationship is more like I'm dating two people,
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  Speaker 2: but they're not dating each other. Like I'm where I'm
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  Speaker 2: allowed to be open to date both, and then the
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  Speaker 2: boyfriend can also date somebody. It's like connected but not
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  Speaker 2: fully connected circle, whereas like Paulie is like I'm dating
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  Speaker 2: two people and they're also dating each other, so.
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  Speaker 1: You're all dating, we're all dating.
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  Speaker 2: It's a connected circle.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's Paullie. Yeah, okay, Because I was thinking about
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  Speaker 1: somebody in my life that I know, I think that
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  Speaker 1: they had more of an open relationship than a Paulie.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they were. Is that a throuple is
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  Speaker 1: where that comes from?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Or like obviously Paulie could be like four people or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I just can't imagine. And this is my own self
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  Speaker 1: esteem ego ship. I cannot imagine watching another man be
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  Speaker 1: with my wife.
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  Speaker 2: That's fair, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But some guys don't care about that, Yeah they don't.
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  Speaker 2: They can be kind of like hot to them. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like that's mine also, it's yours right now.
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  Speaker 1: It would drive me crazy, It would really really drive
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  Speaker 1: me crazy. Yeah, And then he's not thinking about how
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  Speaker 1: we got into this conversation. But these are the things
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  Speaker 1: I think about. Then I think about Okay, say I
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  Speaker 1: do allow that another man to be with my wife? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What if she likes him better?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? That that is so real. That's like, if I
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  Speaker 2: was ever in a throuble, I would want it to
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  Speaker 2: be with two guys because what if there were well
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, like because then they'd be dating each
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  Speaker 2: other too, and then I could have some alone time,
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  Speaker 2: Like you guys can just go, Okay, entertain yourselves.
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  Speaker 1: Follow up question, Yeah that I am interested in knowing
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  Speaker 1: From a female perspective, Okay, Yeah, does the idea slash
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  Speaker 1: thought of two men being together sexually turn a woman on?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? You on?
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  Speaker 1: Really I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen it happen, but I know that it
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  Speaker 2: like does really not to be like TMI and like
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  Speaker 2: people don't need to know this about me, but I
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  Speaker 2: read a lot of like gay smut oh, where it's
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  Speaker 2: like just men.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what happened yesterday last night? Speaking of gay smut able,
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  Speaker 1: my son Okay goes to the Boys and Girls club
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  Speaker 1: a couple times a night. That's where he learns things
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  Speaker 1: from the older kids. So no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So he comes home last night and he goes dad,
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  Speaker 1: and he goes he's walking in the house and I
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  Speaker 1: hear him sit talking to my wife. My wife's like,
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  Speaker 1: ask dad, I don't know what you're talking about. Ask dad.
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  Speaker 1: So he comes in the house, goes Dad, what's heated rivalry?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, it's a show. What kind of show?
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  Speaker 1: It's about hockey sports?
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  Speaker 2: Show?
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  Speaker 1: What else? And he knows because he doesn't understand what
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  Speaker 1: it's about. But they were talking about it at the club,
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  Speaker 1: and so he was trying to get me to say
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  Speaker 1: what it was so he would know what it is.
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  Speaker 2: Yea.
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  Speaker 1: And finally I'm like, it's about two gay hockey players
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  Speaker 1: able that fall in love.
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  Speaker 2: It's a love story story.
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  Speaker 1: It's not for you. Yeah no, because it's not right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, very very graphic. Yeah well not really.
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  Speaker 2: It could have been more graphic, but it's not well,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, it doesn't really matter real quick,
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  Speaker 2: just to clarify, I feel.
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  Speaker 1: Like this back to the gay thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. I feel like now people are so
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  Speaker 2: much more open about the fact that they like to
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  Speaker 2: read like gay romance slash or smut, whatever you want
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  Speaker 2: to call it. And I feel like it's always women
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  Speaker 2: that are like, oh, I really love reading like gay romance,
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  Speaker 2: and people are always like why, Like that's so weird,
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  Speaker 2: And I just want to clarify to everybody that I
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  Speaker 2: feel like the reason why women like reading gay romance
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  Speaker 2: so much is because when you're reading like straight romance,
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  Speaker 2: you're always like kind of picturing yourself in it, being like,
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  Speaker 2: that'll never happen to me. I'm not that woman, and
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  Speaker 2: no man like that ever exists. This just doesn't. It
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  Speaker 2: doesn't exist, Whereas when you're reading like about like two men,
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  Speaker 2: it's like I'm not there. They get to fall in
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  Speaker 2: love and it's happy for them, but I'm not part
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  Speaker 2: of this. Oh it's like an escape.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I can take myself completely out.
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  Speaker 1: Of this, so you can read it kind of more
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  Speaker 1: freely about having to have those thoughts. Yeah, okay, how
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  Speaker 1: much gay smut are you reading here?
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  Speaker 2: A decent amount?
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  Speaker 1: Really? Like, what's a book? Like, what's a book? I
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  Speaker 1: don't what's it? Like? What's a book? What that you
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  Speaker 1: can think of that has that kind of stuff in
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  Speaker 1: it that you've read besides, he.
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  Speaker 2: To Roberts, I was going to say, that's like the
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  Speaker 2: most that I can think of.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but you've read others.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't really think of anything else on my
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  Speaker 2: head though.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting, But that does that works for you? I've always
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  Speaker 1: wondered I do.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not like reading it like turned on.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let me follow up that question. Say, I know
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  Speaker 1: you've never been in the situation, but say you were
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  Speaker 1: with two guys and the two guys starting and getting
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  Speaker 1: on on, you would be okay with that? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's my question.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry. I had to like put myself into the actual scenario. Yeah, like,
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  Speaker 2: have you ever had a threesome?
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  Speaker 1: I have?
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  Speaker 2: Did you enjoy it?
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  Speaker 1: Not as much as I thought I would?
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  Speaker 2: Was it two girls?
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  Speaker 1: It was No, it was a guy and a girl.
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  Speaker 1: It was my friend and a girl. Okay, I thought
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  Speaker 1: it's the idea sounds much hotter than it actually was.
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  Speaker 2: That's so fair.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually kind of annoying because it's it's moving around
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  Speaker 1: and getting into different positions and then you're touching the
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  Speaker 1: guy and that weird. Is he thinking it's weird?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that's part of the thing to have
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  Speaker 2: a threesome. I feel like it needs Like as a woman,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like it's like, okay, oh, it seems more
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  Speaker 2: enjoyable for the women obviously, but it's like if you're
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  Speaker 2: having a three sume with two guys, it's like you
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  Speaker 2: guys have to make out.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's like, who says that me?
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  Speaker 2: Right, I'm saying like if I was going to have
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  Speaker 2: a threesome, like I'd wanted to be like I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to be like, oh, you guys are like avoiding
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  Speaker 2: eye contact and you're just looking at me. It's like,
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  Speaker 2: what if I need a slight break, Like you guys
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  Speaker 2: need to keep each other occupied.
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  Speaker 1: You want it to be like a true threesome, like
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  Speaker 1: everybody's with, everybody's.
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  Speaker 2: Having fun, everybody, there's no awkward eye contact, everybody's involved,
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  Speaker 2: we're all fat him having fun.
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  Speaker 1: But then the guys would have to be bisexual.
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  Speaker 2: Or just like willing to to go both ways. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know what. It's interesting you asked that
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  Speaker 1: question about it, because I've thought about that before. The
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  Speaker 1: it's so true, like it was fine when it happened,
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  Speaker 1: but afterwards, I was like, was it really that good.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of was. I had built it up in
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  Speaker 1: my head like this is going to be a great moment.
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  Speaker 1: It really wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: This is gonna be so hot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it really wasn't. It really wasn't. We would
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  Speaker 1: just get we were just partying, honestly, and I was
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: with the girl and I wasn't with her, but I
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: would like sleep with her hair or there. And then
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: my friend came over and we kind of were drinking,
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  Speaker 1: and then it led up to that moment. She lived
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: across the street from me, and so she really wasn't
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  Speaker 1: that attractive. Nice girl attractive though, and so I would
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  Speaker 1: kind of meet up with her late at night, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'd call her up and she'd come over. Funny story
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: about her, A couple funny stories, but one is I
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  Speaker 1: had a cousin that lived upstairs and he was we
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: would like get into fights all the time. So one
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  Speaker 1: day we got in a fight about something. I think
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: I owed him money or something, and so I was
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: in my bedroom with the girl getting it on, and
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: he came downstairs and has payback to get me back.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: He went to my dad and he was like uncle
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Justin's in the room proposing to I'm not going to
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: say her name across the street. And she was like
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: obviously a drug addict, like I was. My father was
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: like what, No, he's not. He's like, uncle, you better
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: go do something. And you know, my dad at the
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: time was probably drunk, and he barged in the room
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: mid act and started screaming, what are you doing in here?
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking awkward. Whatever would happened to her? Yeah,
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: it was really uncomfortable. So imagine we got the conversation
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: led us all the way here.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how this happened.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Imagine this that we started by saying, when you'd first
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: come in with Billy and I, I'd make you cover
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: your ears. And now here we taught about gay gay threesomes.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Wow wow wow wow. All right, well real quick, I
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: asked you off the air, no update on the guy thing.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: It's kind of up in the air. That hasn't been
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: like a follow up date with the guy. That's okay,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: so they could be, but it's kind of just up
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: in the air.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was supposed to be last this this weekend
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: is p be a weekend that just happened. But then
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: he was like, oh, I didn't know that I was
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: supposed to be going to the Cape for Mother's Day.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: I was like, how did you not know that? But whatever?
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: And he was like can we just rain check? And
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: then he just texted me yesterday and was like this weekend.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Oh you know, okay, fuck him anyway. I want to
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: say to the have to show army right now. Okay.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: This isn't a thing where I want to like set
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Riley up or anything. I just want to say this, Okay,
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I work with Riley every day. Okay. She is a beautiful,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: beautiful girl, very good at her job, very nice, and
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I think that she would be a catch for any guy. Okay.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: So if there's anybody out there that's listening to this that, so,
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: what are some requirements you think they have to like
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: sports hockey right or not?
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Like not even like I'm not like, oh my god,
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: you have to be like watching hockey to be honest,
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Like I don't even have that much time in my
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: life to be watching hockey.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I just like sports.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's like obviously, like that's it's nice to
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: like bond with somebody built that, right.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: They don't have to be kind of obsessive and no,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: like stats and stuff, but you have to want to
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: watch sports. Yeah, okay, what else? What like? Build wise?
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Is there any particular build?
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: See, this is so funny because I tend to I
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: tend to like short men. I don't know why I
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: want to get shorter than you. No, Like my height
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: are like a little bit taller. I'm off that six ft.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding, but honestly, dating a tall guy seems
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: like it would be really nice. Now.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Is that because you like the guy to be of
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: equal height or shorter because you feel.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: More No, I've literally never I've never thought about it.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: It's just like the guys that I've dated in the
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: past happened to not be that much taller than me. Okay,
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: which is just like a weird like. It's not like
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm into short guys. It's just like it
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: just so happens. I don't really feel like I have
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: like that much of a physical type. But then I
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: was like thinking about it kind of recently and I
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: was like, wait a second, what's your height? Five? Six?
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, so they have to be taller than five to
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: six preferably? Okay? What else? Do they have to be readers?
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Anything else? Any other like requirements you can think of.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Well, this is horrible, but I've always said that I
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: will not date a youngest. I don't want to because
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: no offense to all of the youngest out there. I
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: find you guys annoying.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: And you you're not the youngest, right, You're a middle child.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I'm the middle My brother is the youngest, the youngest man,
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: and my dad is the youngest, and I just you
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: just put up with it so much. They're like, and
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: this could there's obviously out liars. Sorry to all the youngest.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but like they're just they're so slow and
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: they have no follow through and they it's like grinds
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: on me. Like I can't do it like so oldest
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: preferbably I feel like would work for me as a human.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Sorry, all right, well add that to the lists.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know, just like, please be nice.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at the end of the day, don't be a
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: ship bag. Yeah be nice?
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, I feel like that's what I deserve.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do, you do? I said to Riley the
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: other day. I was like, because all of a sudden,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: I'm older now, and you know, they say that's the
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: thing about life, right, Life go happens fast, It goes
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: by fast. You have that all the time, and it's true,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: it happens. But you know where I am in my
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: life now. I've been married my wife for a long time,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: very happy. I love my wife more than anything. And
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: I was walked up to her and I was like,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I just had this thought in my head. I'm like,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: think about your life, Riley, where you're at right now?
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: How old are you? Twenty six, twenty six? You have
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: so much love in your future?
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope so. Because I was never the girl
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: that like dated people in high school, I've like never
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: had my heart broken, which is like kind of upsetting.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I would love to have my heart broken, which I
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: know sounds absolutely mad, like mad crazy, but like I
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: feel like, especially as like somebody who didn't have like
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: a very like romantic love when she was like young,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: it's like you're missing out. It's like kind of upsetting
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: when like people talk about like, oh, like my first
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: boyfriend broke my heart and when I was eighteen, I'm like,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: fuck you bitch, like I never got that.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Well, it's painful, but it's also something you can learn from,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: and I think that's something that makes you stronger in
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: a way.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: There's definitely like I'm like, I know what I want
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: and I'm like definitely more open about stuff. But there's
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: also like stuff that I'm like, I never got to
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: experience that as like a young person, and it's just
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: like I wish I did.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Hmmm, Well, you got some love coming your way, and
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: it's really an amazing thing when you meet that person
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: and you want to spend every second with them.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Don't let the gay smutt thing through you.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wow, if you're in the gay smut.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Then no, this is not a judgment zone. Please nobody
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: judge me. I swear I am normal. No, you're normal,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: as normal as somebody who works on this goddamn.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you work with Billy. I mean, what's
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: crazier than that? All right, we got to jump in
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: this meeting now. Thank you. Everybody. Send your talkbacks in,
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: especially if you know a guy or if you are
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: a guy that producer Riley would like. We got to
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: get her going here anyway, send a talk back in
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: and we'll talk tomorrow.