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A Case Of The Mondays! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.14.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Let's see what we have right here with this button
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  that we're going to press right here. Hey, what's
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  up? It's DJ Love Cheese from the world -famous
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  Man Cow Show, and you're listening to my good
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  pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy
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  Hour. Wow, thank you. I love when people add
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  the radio legend part. It boosts my ego. The
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  show you secretly listen to, and that includes
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  you, Mike Colta, stalking my pages. Whatever.
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  Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Hoppy
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  Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes. Stand
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  by. So yesterday I walked into my favorite neighborhood,
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  Cabo Bar. It was something like out of an HBO
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  show. Oh, was it ever? All right, so I walk in.
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  And all I hear is, yeah, it does it. I swear
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  on my life. I'm not just saying this to start
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  trouble. I walk in and I hear, yeah, I don't
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  think the war of the roses with the Joe show
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  on FLZ is real. And now a long time listeners
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  of Hoppy Hour. No, I can't stand that show because
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  they backstab me. And they're Nepo babies with
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  enough talent to maybe do a morning show in Chattanooga,
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  but certainly not Tampa. And they said, Ryan,
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  are those War of the Roses segments on the Joe
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  show real? And I said, it is so weird that I
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  walked in and this is what they're talking about.
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  And my friend Nick, who's kind of spicy, was
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  like, well, it is what we're talking about. So
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  it's totally real. And they were like, because
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  it seems like they pick up after one ring, which
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  first of all, to the War of the Roses shows out
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  there, Mojo, The Joe Show, Elvis Duran. You know
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  what your problem that's not believable is? Is
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  that when you call the cheater, it gets through
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  after one ring. The overall consensus at the
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  Kava Bar was who picks up their phone after one
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  ring. So what you should maybe do to make it
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  seem more believable, because there's a lot of
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  topics about how it's fake and how you all share
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  the same actors. And some of these actors have
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  even gone on Mancow and Stern and Rover's show.
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  So it's a whole prep service of people that want
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  to be actors. So that's why it seems half believable.
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  But you need to have it where the person doesn't
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  pick up. You know? That's how you do it. It goes
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  like this. Let me load up the funny music. Right
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  here. Hey, it's a joke show. We're going to catch
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  this cheater. They went to Park and Rec in St.
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  Pete. And he just left and left her with the
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  tab. Let's call him. Ring, ring, ring. Ring,
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  ring, ring. Hey, producer Jed. Is he picking
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  up? No, dude. I wasn't even paying attention.
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  I'm thinking of my more toy class. Ashley, did
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  he pick up? No, I'm thinking about my celebrity
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  trash and horoscopes. All right, boys. This is
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  the Joe Show. Let's reset. Call us. 727 -579
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  -FLZ. Let's call again. Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
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  Hello? Is this the cheater? Hi. Can I help you?
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  That's how you got to do it. More believable.
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  People are onto you. Man, yesterday I had the
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  comedian's manager hit me up and I knew she was
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  going to call me, but she called me from the
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  number. My area code is 847, which is a Chicago
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  suburb number. And usually it's spam when I get
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  a call. So luckily I picked up. I almost didn't
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  pick up for her. I'm just saying. So yeah, now
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  it's time for Hoppy's inbox. Oh yeah, my inbox
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  blew up in the con. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox,
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  only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh yeah.
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  Let's see what Eddie Volkman commented on my
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  post. Oh yeah, I got a funny story about that
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  as well. Yeah, my universe has just been crazy
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  lately. So Eddie Volkman got let go by Connoisseur
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  Media. Where is it? Give me a sec. Sorry, I know
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  this is not a professional. Eddie Vulcan goes,
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  I appreciate your support, my brother. I got
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  a letter from those guys you were thinking about
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  working for, and they put you at the top based
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  on my recommendation, which is cool. But he says,
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  I guess the problem with new ownership is that
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  it's a bunch of new York people, and they don't
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  know much about the landscape of Chicago and
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  some of the other markets they acquired. Mm -hmm.
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  So a New York guy that doesn't know Chicago radio
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  let a legend like Eddie Volkman go. What a dumb
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  move. And then Tim also commented, without Eddie,
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  it's just boring with music. And then also on
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  Barry Melrose's death, someone said, dude, he
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  knew his shit. Even if he didn't agree with him,
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  he was awesome. It was no sugarcoating. But here
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  is how. This is a real prank. Not the stuff you
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  hear on FLG. So, whenever I talk about anybody,
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  I send, I love when I mix words. No, I send a
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  collab invite to whoever I'm talking about. So,
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  let me look at my Instagram. I sent a collab
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  invite to Mount Dora Police. Alex Earl, Meek
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  Mill, Lil Durk, Braxton Berrios, Robert Pattinson,
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  Chris Hansen. You get the point. So whoever I'm
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  talking about, we're trying to get them to add
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  a video of me making fun of them. So you know
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  what happened? I made this video. Which you guys
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  heard on a previous show talking about them letting
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  go of Eddie Volkman. And I sent a collab invite
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  to Connoisseur Media's page. And you know what
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  happened? They accepted it. Cause I guess a bunch
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  of DJs added a bunch of collabs. So, you know,
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  now they're going to be getting a talking to
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  like, yeah, watch the video before you send a
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  collab, especially after you let go of one of
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  the greatest Chicago radio talents and just radio
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  talents of all time in general. And Eddie Volkman.
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  And it was up there for probably at least six,
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  seven hours. I checked today at 10 AM and it
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  was gone. So there was that. Yeah. It's called
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  karma. Yeah. This is pathetic right here. I find
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  it ridiculous that the sports media that begs
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  for everyone to prove up pretty much allowed
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  Diana Rossini to be a bust down. They pretty
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  much allowed Diana Rossini to go out there and
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  do her thing. Or how did they ever? I just find
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  it absolutely ridiculous that she pretty much
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  got away with it. And Aaron Rodgers agrees. And
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  also ESPN is really scared. Why? Because I can
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  speak up and speak my mind. Yeah, you know, they're
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  not really big fans of that. But a broken clock's
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  right twice a day. That McAfee thing rattled
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  their feathers because they didn't just say that
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  on McAfee's show, who is honestly. Yeah, I like
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  McAfee. I'm getting a little sick of him, but
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  his air kissing of Aaron gets a little old. I
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  love Pat, and he's done more for that network
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  than any other horrible show they have on there
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  that they think is... I think Stephen A. Smith
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  does pretty good, but you know, Aaron Rodgers
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  always has to, you know, insult people because
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  he's a bitch. They should pay those guys doing
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  it. And has a 25 % winning approval in the NFC
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  Championship. And the only time he's won that
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  game was against... When Jake Cutler got hurt.
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  When you had any other quarterback that was better
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  than you, you could never beat them. You're a
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  gutless organization. Because they haven't said
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  anything. They spend so much time on certain
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  issues, but you won't talk one... Second about
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  the Danny Rossini situation. What just happened?
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  What are they going to say? They're protecting
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  their own. Which is why I did not make it in
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  sports media. You have to kind of pick and choose
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  what you're talking about. Let's see. The owner
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  of the Niners. Yeah. It's listed as a prostitute
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  for $140 in Ohio. That literally was the number
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  one topic. When you click on ESPN .com, right?
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  They won't rotate the eight stories or whatever
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  they have. But they usually have like the one
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  story that's featured. That was the featured
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  story. So you bring in how many millions of eyes
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  to that situation? The very good point. Like
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  I said, a broken clock. Why do you want to throw
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  Ted York under the bus? I don't know. Yeah, well,
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  Ted York's a man. Pretty girls get away with
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  being slut. But does that have the same effect
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  as a reporter who's, you know, Has intimate relations
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  with a coach who has a vote for MVP. Yeah, that's
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  kind of a problem there. The conflict of interest.
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  I don't know if she's on the Hall of Fame or
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  not, but there's voting stuff. There was the
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  thing about... Aaron Rodgers is a problem. Morgan
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  Moses going from the Jets to New England that
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  was posted a day early. How many other inside
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  stuff was shared? Yeah, I have to agree there.
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  There are a lot of insiders out there. Yeah.
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  Aaron Rodgers speaking the truth. Here's Oprah's
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  girlfriend. Wait, no. Did I say that out loud?
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  Here's Oprah's favorite carpet to lick. being
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  a... Wait, I keep saying it. I'm talking about
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  how she likes... Never mind. Here's Gayle King
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  confronting Nora O'Donnell. They have beef and
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  she returned to CBS Mornings. We're also in love
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  with Nora O'Donnell. Oh, they hate each other.
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  Oh, and then there's Dark Yes and Burleson. Just...
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  Cardi! Oh, thank you, thank you. I feel like
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  that Dolly Parton song, Nate, they go, here you
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  come again. I hear you're coming with Oprah.
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  Looking better than a body has a right to, but
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  here we go. That is very weird to say to a woman.
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  Guys, you're probably gay. Oh, thank you. Alexa,
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  does Gayle King have any kids? Killer Cakes is
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  a horror -themed... That's my Chicago accent.
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  Alexa, stop. Alexa, you misheard me because of
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  my Chicago accent. I said, does Gayle King have
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  any kids? Alexa, does Gayle King have any kids?
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  Yes, Gayle King has two children, a daughter,
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  Kirby Bumpus, and a son. All right, there you
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  go. Alexa, stop. Well, we love Dolly Parton.
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  Yes, we do. We love her. How are you feeling
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  today? I'm feeling great. Thank you for having
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  me back. Can I have your carpet? I do it to Oprah.
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  It's great to be here. Welcome back. Thank you.
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  Shut up, Burleson. Excited. Thank you. And I'm
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  thrilled about what is an exciting show ahead.
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  Yes, yes, yes. And a big week ahead. Yes, yes,
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  yes. Oprah, don't stop. And two. Listen, we're
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  going to make this next chapter our best chapter
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  here on CBS. Shut up! You're an ass kisser. It's
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  morning, so that's for sure. You're going to
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  be a big part of that. Nora and I have history,
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  so we are ready to go. Oh, yeah. Just had to
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  make it about you, bitch. Got this, Nora. Thank
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  you. We got this. Oh, look at that. She made
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  it weird. Oh, yeah. And they're showing them
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  together in 2018 on the set. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
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  Okay. Oh, kill kings and suffer all. Just let
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  go of his carpet. Lil Durk's defense filed an
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  emergency motion to reopen evidence. Yeah, they're
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  trying anything out there. I like Lil Durk. I
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  like old Lil Durk. I'm not new to Lil Durk. Not
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  in this decade. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking
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  2012 to 2017. That Lil Durk was on fire. This
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  current Lil Durk is... Terrible. Rogers said
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  he buried a hatchet with his brother. And Aaron
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  Rogers discusses his ex. You know, then I date
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  Shailene. And I propose. And she says yes. Now
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  she... Maybe felt like she was forced to make
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  a decision. She could have said, yeah, you know,
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  this is going to get interesting in a club. No,
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  but not a couple of days after that. She tells
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  me, you know, before you get married, I got to
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  go fuck this guy. And she's not with you anymore,
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  which means she never loved you. She was using
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  you for club. You know who does love you? Your
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  family, you dummy. It got really quiet in that
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  room. Because her story is that I ruined her
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  life. Yeah, you probably did. You don't seem
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  like a good guy. I don't look at Aaron Rodgers
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  and go, oh, yeah, I want him to date my daughter.
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  Her crazy depression because I left her. The
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  actuality is she told me that and then she took
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  off the ring by March. I proposed in December,
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  took out the ring by March. And we had a couple
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  of times where we tried to. You know, get reunited
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  and nothing ever happened. Yeah, because she's
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  a nox for a reason. You know dating him would
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  be the absolute freaking worst. And there wasn't
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  even a relationship in 22 to break off. Yeah,
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  Aaron Rodgers just seemed like he'd be absolutely
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  in sufferable today. Just not fun at all. It's
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  just not what you want. All right, let's do it.
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  I don't. We have a limited time here, so I don't
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  feel like playing the intro to Hoppy's Hoops.
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  So let's just get to what's going on in Hoppy's
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  Hoops, okay? Let's see here. Tyler Heroes. Oh,
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  this is great. This is how, you know, a woman
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  is using you for clout. This is how, you know,
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  you had sex and knocked up a woman that doesn't
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  really love you. There was no intimacy. It was
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  nothing. Aaron Rodgers doesn't have many fond
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  memories of his time with ex Danica Patrick.
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  I'm sure she says the same. During an appearance
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  on the Not Just Football podcast September 10th,
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  the NFL player, who is currently married to now
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  wife Brittany. What a dreadful honor. Not just
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  football. He reflects on his two -year relationship
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  with a retired NASCAR driver, revealing there
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  was a lack of intimacy between the two. She had
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  just retired. She was depressed. Well, that makes
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  it feel good to bring up the past. Tyler Hero,
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  who recently got traded to Milwaukee. Now, I
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  know Milwaukee's not the greatest city ever.
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  But she got, Tyler Hero got traded there. And
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  his baby mama, Katya Elise Henry, who he has
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  two kids with, reportedly split after his trade
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  to Milwaukee because she doesn't want to move
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  there. Listen! You're taking women back a hundred
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  years. We all know that Milwaukee's not the most
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  glamorous place. That's fine. But you're obviously
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  not going because you don't want to, I don't
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  know what the word is, lose the beaches. You
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  never really cared about him. You're using him
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  for clout. Because without Tyler Herro, you're
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  just another hot -ass girl that's really expensive
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  to take out to dinner in Miami, being Cagliari's
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  Henry. And this is why, NBA players, you got
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  to watch out who you knock up. Because when you
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  knock up these clout -chasing women, this is
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  how it ends. A true woman would go to Milwaukee.
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  Oh, but I got to stay in Miami. Good luck with
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  that, Tyler. Here's the Angela White saying she
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  does not want to bang NBA players. I mean, they're
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  my dams, but they're too tall for me. Oh. Yeah.
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  Oh, so what's like the height limit? I mean,
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  it's just like I need to know. I don't want to
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  strain my neck, you know? We've seen enough on
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  camera. What do we got here going on with Megan
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  Thee Stallion? ...up about her previous relationship
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  with NBA star Klay Thompson. Oh, yeah. She really
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  thought she had somebody locked down after dating
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  all these guys that have treated her badly. And
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  then what happens? She dates someone that treated
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  her badly. Claiming she tried to make pieces
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  fit that didn't belong together. Yeah, she was
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  trying to make him a husband when he's more into
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  snow, buddy. So here's the scoop. Meg reflected
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  on her relationship with Clay in an exclusive
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  interview with InStyle. Oh yeah, so exclusive.
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  Run to the presses. Run to your local newspaper
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  stand. We all read magazines. Hey, she felt on
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  the edge all the time. That might be a you thing.
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  That might be some PTSD from, I don't know, what
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  was it called? Oh yeah, when you got shot at.
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  Megan explains, I think I just kept trying to
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  make pieces fit that didn't belong. Yeah, I've
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  been there trying to make a relationship work,
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  and you just got to admit the fake. Trying to
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  fit myself into someone else's life. Yeah, that's
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  not what you want to do. She's one of those women
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  that needs to stay single. I mean, she's not
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  bad, but I'm just telling you, she's got work.
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  Too much damage. I was losing myself a little
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  bit. I am now in the space of finding me again.
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  Yeah, whenever a woman says they're finding themselves,
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  that means they regret their body count. They
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  have nothing going on. So they're like, oh, Lord,
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  what am I supposed to say? She says she shouldn't
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  be disrespected by her partner because she's
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  Megan the freaking stallion. Ah, that's the problem.
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  It's your ego. You think your poop don't stink.
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  When we know what those big dinners you make,
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  your poop stinks the next morning. And in fact,
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  her partner should be grateful to have her. All
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  right, there you go. That's the problem. Is that
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  additant? Yeah, you know. He had you and he didn't
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  want you. We don't have time for the radio news
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  intro. So I'm just going to do this right here.
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  Star and Buckwild was one of the biggest hip
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  hop shock jock shows of the 2000s. Florida now
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  suing Netflix, accusing that company of misleading
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  parents about how it actually collects and uses
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  their children's data. And I'm sure Florida totally
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  doesn't have our data. Bring back Pornhub. Yeah,
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  people in California are listening at Fresno.
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  We can't go on Pornhub here. Take a look right
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  here. The Florida Department of Transportation
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  has once again covered what was the Rainbow Crosswalk.
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  I don't know what the problem is with price.
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  and people hating on it. I think a lot of it
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  is people in the closet that don't admit they're
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  gay and they see other gay people happy and it
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  bothers them. In St. Petersburg and St. Pete
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  Mayor Ken Welch is criticizing this move. Hell
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  yeah! There's a lot to criticize Ken Welch about.
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  Like and fly cameras. But I'm telling you right
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  now. Good on you for defending the gay crosswalk.
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  Yeah, FDOT first painted over the crosswalk and
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  several other murals. It all happened last year.
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  But recently, the colors have started showing
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  through. Heaven forbid we have a little life.
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  These conservatives just admit you want penis
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  again. 10 Tampa Bay News reporter Angelicia Bruton
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  is in downtown St. Pete with what Mayor Welch
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  had to say, as well as members of the community.
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  St. Pete Mayor Ken Welch says that the move is
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  a deliberate effort to erase a community that
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  many people say is an important part of what
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  makes St. Pete so special. And the people that
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  are trying to erase it probably want that community
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  in their mouth. About a year ago, FDOT painted
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  over more than 50 murals across the Tampa Bay
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  area, including this pride mural in St. Pete.
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  Hell yeah, I loved it. It was so... Tight and
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  pretty. FDOT says the decision came from Governor
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  Ron DeSantis. Oh, yeah. He's totally not in the
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  closet. Mm -hmm. Called the murals a distraction
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  for drivers and a safety risk. Oh, yeah, totally.
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  Even though there was really no car crashes on
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  that street. Mm -hmm. Oh my God, a gay caller.
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  I'm going to crash now. Shut up, bitch. Now,
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  FDOT has repainted over the fading black covering,
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  reinforcing the state's policy. Oh yeah, there
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  you go. If you're bothered by pride, it's okay.
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  You can admit you're gay. I don't care because
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  I'm happy with what I do behind closed doors.
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  And if a guy wants to blow another guy behind
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  closed doors, go at it. Just don't involve me,
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  okay? Did anything happen this weekend? Hi, how
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  are you? I'm okay. I'm really feeling the Mondays
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  right now. After some weeks that I'm like, woo,
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  it's Monday, let's go. I think it was because
• 23:06
  the NFL was so late last night. I didn't go to
• 23:09
  bed until, I don't know, 2 a .m. Because it was
• 23:12
  a very uneventful weekend. Nothing happened.
• 23:16
  I just... did nothing. And now, back to the Hoppy
• 23:21
  Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All
• 23:28
  kids out of the pool for adult swim. All kids
• 23:32
  out. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show prep
• 23:41
  begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. Those are
• 23:47
  is good qualities. A sick person with a powerful
• 23:50
  tool. On three. One, two, three, go. Ah! Ah!
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  The door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's
• 24:20
  mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome
• 24:22
  back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am.
• 24:31
  No, no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the
• 24:34
  whole program's gonna start. Okay, wait. Lacking
• 24:58
  any meat. Now it's what real women need. Stop
• 25:02
  cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
• 25:10
  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
• 25:52
  We're back. If you're listening at Fresno, it's
• 25:59
  a Tuesday morning. But as of right now, it's
• 26:03
  Monday, which every Monday broadcast of... Hoppy
• 26:08
  Art. And the Hoppy Radio Network. We begin with
• 26:12
  this. Hey, guys. What's up, G? Want to go to
• 26:16
  Tchotchkes? Get some coffee? A little early.
• 26:19
  I got to get out of here. I think I'm going to
• 26:21
  lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a
• 26:24
  case of the Mundus. One more time. I'm going
• 26:26
  to lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got
• 26:29
  a case of the Mundus. Again. Lose it. Uh -oh.
• 26:32
  Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mundus.
• 26:35
  Finally. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
• 26:38
  got a case of the Mondays. Hey, we'll press this
• 26:41
  button. Let me ask you something. When you come
• 26:45
  in on Monday and you're not feeling real well,
• 26:47
  does anyone ever say to you, sounds like someone
• 26:49
  has a case of the Mondays? No. No, man. Shit,
• 26:57
  no, man. I believe you get your ass kicked saying
• 27:00
  something like that. I think you can get your
• 27:04
  ass kicked for a much. Oh, yeah. You know, this
• 27:09
  weekend. The NFL is back. Are we all excited?
• 27:24
  Now, if you're a Cleveland Browns fan. Oh. The
• 27:31
  Chicago Bears went back and forth with the Carolina
• 27:35
  Panthers. Scored 52 points. Which should be enough.
• 27:42
  But I'm just saying with the Bears, they need
• 27:46
  to improve that defense a little bit. Because
• 27:50
  the best Bears teams ever had a good defense.
• 27:55
  And you can't rely on your quarterback every
• 27:57
  week. To get 52 points on the board. And then
• 28:04
  you're the Buccaneers. And we'll get to that
• 28:07
  in a second and more. But first... What's going
• 28:44
  on? Oh, they do. I got it. We're going to shout
• 29:07
  fire Todd Bowles since 2022. Yeah, Todd Bowles
• 29:17
  is terrible, but he's nice to the media. That's
• 29:21
  all that matters, right? Everyone at this sports
• 29:24
  radio, everyone's like, you can't talk about
• 29:26
  Todd Bowles. He's a nice guy. The Todd Bowles.
• 29:32
  Yeah. How did that turn out? I'm telling you.
• 29:38
  This is going to be a long season for the Buccaneers.
• 29:42
  What is it about okay quarterbacks that once
• 29:45
  they get that nine -figure deal, like Baker Mayfield
• 29:48
  got for $165 million, that he begins to suck.
• 29:54
  And isn't the whole thing, the one -on -one about
• 29:59
  playing football, is you're supposed to hold
• 30:01
  on to the ball? Call me crazy. I never played
• 30:06
  football. I tried out one time, and the coach
• 30:09
  said he didn't know where to put me, which just
• 30:11
  describes my place in life. But I'm saying to
• 30:15
  you guys, what does Todd Bowles do? He sucks.
• 30:19
  He's an idiot. He's a dummy. He just has that
• 30:25
  look on his face. He knows he's cashing the check,
• 30:28
  and he just thinks he's better than you. Oh,
• 30:33
  but he's nice to the media. Whoa. The bare freaking
• 30:38
  minimum. He's nice to the Pewter Report and Pat
• 30:41
  and Aaron. Good for you. I mean, do you hear
• 30:47
  yourself? I always find it annoying when people
• 30:50
  are like, I want my coach to show emotion. But,
• 30:57
  man, Todd Bowles is the opposite. It's like,
• 31:00
  hello. Anybody in there? You good? Mm -hmm. You
• 31:09
  okay, Todd? You alive? I'm serious. You look
• 31:14
  at Todd Bowles, and you're like, buddy, you okay?
• 31:19
  Ridiculous. Oh, but he's nice. He's a nice guy.
• 31:24
  You look at Harbaugh. Harbaugh was a dick to
• 31:27
  the media. Mm -hmm. And guess what happened?
• 31:30
  He freaking wins in his first coaching debut
• 31:33
  for the Giants. Do you notice that? I just made
• 31:38
  a song about Todd Bowles. Calm in the storm,
• 32:01
  never folding under pressure. Reads the whole
• 32:03
  field like a professor with a legend. Built from
• 32:06
  the grind, got the locker room respect. When
• 32:08
  the game gets tight, he's the voice they don't
• 32:10
  forget. He don't chase noise, he prepares for
• 32:13
  the moment. Turns a rough first half into a planned
• 32:15
  opponent's notice. Defense locked in, every gap
• 32:18
  gets accounted. Discipline first, that's the
• 32:20
  coach he founded. From the sideline, huddle.
• 32:26
  You don't want me to admit something? I made
• 32:29
  a song! Call it higher, Todd Bowles on the accident!
• 32:34
  Here's the fire one. I typed you, fans. Front
• 32:39
  office. Listen up. Temple Bay. We need a reset.
• 32:46
  Yeah. Yeah. Madness shows never perfect, huh?
• 32:53
  Sunday on the clock. Same old story in the booth.
• 32:56
  Uh -huh. Quarters disappear where the answers
• 32:58
  go poof. Oh, sure. Fans in the stands got receipts
• 33:00
  in their hands. I got it. Positions flip like
• 33:02
  sand through the plans. We're not asking for
• 33:04
  magic, not a miracle play. Just a little bit
• 33:07
  of fire when the game's on the line today. But
• 33:09
  the headset stays quiet, the timeout comes. Fire
• 33:11
  double! The drive winds up outside the gate.
• 33:14
  Time to pack the flame up. It's time to move
• 33:17
  on. We need a new... Isn't it weird that I made
• 33:19
  this song 30 seconds ago? Hey, I'm scary! All
• 33:30
  right. Eight, five, six, 49 hoppy. Eight, five,
• 33:33
  six, five, six, seven, seven, three. I was very
• 33:41
  proud of Caleb Williams over there for the Bears.
• 33:47
  My critique has always been that he only plays
• 33:52
  like four or one or two quarters at the end,
• 33:56
  but he played all four quarters. And that's the
• 34:00
  bare freaking minimum. You also got Antonio Brown
• 34:05
  threatening Drewski over the CTE skit. Probably
• 34:08
  because they hit a nerve. And Shailene Woodley.
• 34:13
  Friends are mad at Aaron Rodgers for him saying
• 34:15
  that. And Giants quarterback Cam Scadaboo got
• 34:21
  stuck outside of MetLife and they wouldn't let
• 34:24
  him in. And he was saying, I'm the running bat.
• 34:28
  It's kind of adorable. Isn't it? Let's see who
• 34:32
  tweeted me. I don't know where all the attention
• 34:35
  came from this weekend. Here is Trevor Lawrence
• 34:39
  saying that he's letting Josh Cameron keep the
• 34:43
  football for his 100th career touchdown, which,
• 34:45
  by the way... Jacksonville looked good, man.
• 34:50
  100th career touchdown pass to Josh Cameron.
• 34:53
  That was his first touchdown reception. Who's
• 34:56
  getting that football? Yeah, Josh has it, so.
• 34:59
  I didn't even realize because I was, someone
• 35:00
  said in the locker room, 100th touchdown. I'm
• 35:02
  like, oh, where's that ball at? They're like,
• 35:03
  oh, it was Josh's first one, so he can keep it.
• 35:06
  He can keep it. I guess I gotta go get 200 now.
• 35:07
  Hell yeah! I love that BD. I love seeing those
• 35:11
  pictures of him, like, going into Circle K, grabbing
• 35:14
  some bush light, and hanging with the homies.
• 35:19
  Speaking of a homie that's on the downturn, here
• 35:22
  is Deshaun Watson. I think we just got to find
• 35:24
  a rhythm overall. I mean. You haven't found a
• 35:26
  rhythm since before you were going to massage
• 35:28
  parlors like a creep. You know, of course, everyone's
• 35:31
  going to look at the quarterback in this situation.
• 35:32
  Yeah, because you suck. Overall, I haven't even
• 35:35
  looked at the box score or whatever. You're making
• 35:41
  $200 million. Of course, you don't care. The
• 35:43
  stats, I don't even know what that looks like.
• 35:47
  But, yeah, I mean, we got to put points on the
• 35:51
  board. Wow, football 101. Mm -hmm. I think your
• 35:55
  friend's dumb girlfriend could come up with the
• 35:57
  line, put some points on the board. Wow. Real
• 36:03
  frickin' innovative. Mm -hmm. All right, here's
• 36:07
  the deal. We have so much to get into. But I
• 36:11
  want to take my audience back to... In 2007,
• 36:17
  in the 06 -07 season, when the Chicago Bears
• 36:20
  made it to the Super Bowl. It was a very exciting
• 36:26
  time in the life of Ryan Hoppy. I had always
• 36:30
  heard about the 85 Bears growing up. Super Bowl
• 36:34
  show. And B96 made their own version of it. From
• 36:40
  my generation. Now, this song is kind of a hidden
• 36:43
  gem. But the thing about it, ladies and gentlemen,
• 36:47
  boys and girls of the gallery, is the fact that
• 36:52
  the first year I watched the Bears is the year
• 36:55
  they went to the Super Bowl. So let me at least
• 36:58
  remember the good times. Copy hour. Copy hour.
• 37:14
  RyanHockeyRadio .com The hour will be right back.
• 37:17
  You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 37:20
  going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need
• 37:25
  to be affectionate. And you can see that with
• 37:27
  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
• 37:31
  touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll call
• 37:35
  it a day. The semen was so big. Stop lacking
• 37:40
  any meat. And that's what real women need. That's
• 37:44
  it. Bushing. Stop cussing. And it looks like
• 37:48
  you went and got a b**** job. Not on the iPad
• 37:50
  screen, whatever the case might be, in your hand,
• 37:53
  in a sock, in a whatever. Like, thank you. But
• 37:56
  also, I would love to be... Getting railed, but...
• 37:59
  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 38:01
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 38:04
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 38:07
  so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
• 38:09
  this button right here. Don't worry, Fresno.
• 38:13
  Hoppy Hour will be right back. Back at 85, Sundays,
• 39:24
  the days the city comes alive. Dominating every
• 39:26
  game on Lakeshore Drive. One way to Miami, enjoy
• 39:29
  the ride. Non -stop, like a runaway train. The
• 39:32
  number one D and we bringing the pain. All in
• 39:34
  with the blitz and we stopping the run. There's
• 39:36
  no Super Bowl shuffle till the job is done. I
• 39:39
  don't even know where to begin. Cause nowhere
• 39:41
  are the Bears standing on either side of the
• 39:42
  pigskin. Racking up the touchdowns and field
• 39:44
  goals at six. The Bears pumping hits like B -96.
• 39:47
  We got a quarterback with an arm like a laser.
• 39:49
  A set of linebackers be shocking them like...
• 39:51
  Like tasers. Everyone in my city get ready for
• 39:53
  the ride. Something about these bears got me
• 39:55
  amplified. Why is everybody so amplified? Amplified.
• 39:59
  Do I care? It's the bears, y 'all. It's the bears.
• 40:02
  It's the bears, y 'all. It's the bears. Why is
• 40:05
  everybody so amplified? Amplified. Do I care?
• 40:09
  It's the bears, y 'all. It's the bears. It's
• 40:11
  the bears, y 'all. It's the bears. Eleven men?
• 40:14
  Nope. Eleven beasts in Chicago. Full throttle.
• 40:16
  Popping offenses. Bible. Defenses. Rumble. Stumble.
• 40:19
  Law day. When they come to play. We'll be right
• 40:22
  back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back.
• 41:06
  I'd be running scared if my jersey read 18 on
• 41:08
  the 4th of February. No mercy. Bears team defense
• 41:10
  descends offenses. Descends list. Defends list.
• 41:13
  When Rex connects, relentless. Be quiet. Moving
• 41:17
  all the hitters wrong and they can't deny it.
• 41:19
  Everybody in the shot getting up. I have no haters.
• 41:21
  History critics better write it. All day without
• 41:24
  a wale. Pounded with fences. Roll like Thomas
• 41:26
  Jones and money like Robbie Gould. Making all
• 41:28
  the ponies go. We love these bears around. No
• 41:30
  love for horseshoes. I'm a bear for Chi -Town.
• 41:32
  To the two best fans where the love is at. Oh,
• 42:04
  my God. Thanks for the free publicity, buddy.
• 42:08
  Now answer my text. Oh, yeah. We got so much
• 42:18
  happening in the club. It's out of control. 8
• 42:27
  -5 -6. 49 -9. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You
• 42:36
  can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always
• 42:38
  email me, RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. That's
• 42:48
  all that's happening this weekend. I was hanging
• 42:51
  out with a friend. We were watching the NFL.
• 42:55
  And I love being around people. When sports ruins
• 42:59
  their day. I'm like, they don't know you exist.
• 43:05
  And you're gambling money. So you're allowing
• 43:10
  another player to dictate if you make money or
• 43:12
  not. And I love when you hang out with a friend
• 43:17
  and their team's winning. And they're like, God
• 43:19
  damn it! I did it at the parlay! I was two yards
• 43:23
  shy. Bro, relax, man. That is why I'm never going
• 43:29
  to gamble. I already have enough vices. I don't
• 43:36
  need that. Uh, no, I don't. My mom described
• 43:43
  it best. I'm a hedonist. I'm a slut. Oh, yeah.
• 43:52
  Um, by the way, now that I've been recording
• 43:55
  in my house... Which I have this little joint
• 43:59
  we'll get to in a minute. You hear that? A little
• 44:01
  smacking. I think I'm the reason my cat's weird.
• 44:08
  I think I'm the reason my cat's out of control.
• 44:13
  I think I gave her anxiety. I think I made her
• 44:17
  into an anxious mess. And there was an Instagram
• 44:23
  account called shitty kitty cat that was going
• 44:25
  after Luna this weekend. And how dare you go
• 44:28
  after Luna? Um, it was funny. I was watching
• 44:34
  the Arizona Cardinals. Wait, no, the Vikings.
• 44:39
  I forgot that Kyler Murray went over there. And,
• 44:43
  uh, first play of the game. I said to my friends,
• 44:50
  I said, I said, Kyler Murray's going to either
• 44:55
  have a really good season or a bad season. And
• 45:00
  in true Kyler Murray fashion, he threw an interception.
• 45:04
  But that ended up being a winner. He's like another
• 45:08
  version of Baker. By the way, guess who I have
• 45:11
  on the microphone right now? It's Luna. Let me
• 45:16
  turn this down. She's sniffing the microphone.
• 45:21
  What if I just held you the whole show, cutie?
• 45:24
  You're so cute. I'm going to have to clone you.
• 45:28
  I love you. Even if I cloned her, she'd be normal.
• 45:32
  You want to sit on my lap? Oh, the food bowl's
• 45:35
  right next to me. That's why. That's why she
• 45:38
  came over. You got to negotiate with cats. You're
• 45:43
  so cute. You're so cute. Did you see that Instagram
• 45:47
  account going after you, shitty kitty cat? Eat
• 45:51
  your lunch. You deserve it. 8 -5 -6. 49 hopping.
• 46:00
  Man! There are some times and some social situations
• 46:05
  that kind of... Dad, I'm hanging out. And I'm
• 46:11
  talking. And then someone just completely and
• 46:15
  utterly talks all over me. And I just give up.
• 46:22
  I go, you know what? That's your conversation.
• 46:25
  Who gives a shit what I say? Even though I get
• 46:29
  20 ,000 listeners a month. And like 70 ,000 views
• 46:33
  a year. I don't know why. Must have been the
• 46:37
  Luna picture. Oh, yeah. It was funny. I was at
• 46:46
  a comic bar. And someone I know was there. And
• 46:52
  he was talking to people. And he was like, he
• 46:55
  kept saying in public, oh yeah, that girl had
• 46:59
  busty boobs. And I was like, Jesus Christ. What
• 47:04
  the hell's wrong with you? You're in public.
• 47:07
  Have we lost all class? Says the guy that makes
• 47:11
  money shot jokes. Am I really any different?
• 47:19
  Oh, yeah! My mental health feels a lot better
• 47:24
  in the club. You know why? I went to counseling
• 47:29
  on call today and talked on the phone to my shrink
• 47:35
  that is unknown as Jade. And we really had nothing
• 47:41
  to talk about. Jade can't. So, 16 years ago yesterday.
• 47:50
  Enough of the music. 16 years ago yesterday,
• 47:55
  one of the biggest badasses to ever exist left
• 48:02
  this planet. And that man was known as Romuald
• 48:07
  John Hoppy, a .k .a. Roy Hoppy. My grandpa. who
• 48:15
  then named my dad Roy. He had a hard life. He
• 48:22
  grew up during the Great Depression. And the
• 48:27
  thing about it was his family was so poor that
• 48:31
  they shared a loaf of bread for dinner. So if
• 48:38
  you ever think you're having a bad day, just
• 48:42
  remember that Ryan Hoppy's grandpa ate He ate
• 48:45
  a loaf of bread and is a three -time Purple Heart
• 48:48
  in World War II. Man, he was not always the friendliest
• 48:58
  guy, but he was always a nice guy. And the best
• 49:02
  part was he got to begin over by beating my grandpa.
• 49:08
  And oh boy, did he deliver. There was a time
• 49:13
  in 2010, we're watching the Saints Colts Super
• 49:17
  Bowl. Mm -hmm. And let me see if I can get the
• 49:22
  play. We're watching it in his room, in the nursing
• 49:26
  home he's in. Mm -hmm. And his bedpan was at
• 49:31
  the end of the bed. And it was, let me see here,
• 49:37
  four minutes left, 324 left in the fourth quarter.
• 49:42
  It was 24 -17. Saints over Colts. And Helga,
• 49:51
  the overweight woman, walked in and was blocking
• 49:55
  his view, and this happened. Hey! Hey! Down in
• 50:06
  front! Down in front! I can't shake! Down in
• 50:12
  front. Ryan, what just happened? I couldn't say.
• 50:19
  Down in front. Wasn't my grandpa delightful?
• 50:25
  Down in front. My aunt the other day, who's his
• 50:30
  daughter, that's how it works, she said at a
• 50:33
  Dave Matthews concert or something like that,
• 50:35
  one of that type of music, that, um, She sat
• 50:41
  down in front of the person in front of them.
• 50:45
  Oh, yeah. Now, if this is your first time listening
• 50:50
  to my show, we are all over the place today.
• 50:53
  We don't have any structure. We ain't tripping
• 50:57
  about PPM ratings. I need me to be like, talk
• 51:01
  about your grandpa for one minute. Judge Judy
• 51:05
  retires from on -camera work. Oh, yeah, she's
• 51:09
  doing it. No, no, no, no, no. From her court
• 51:11
  TV. I grew up in a Judge Millian house. Mm -hmm.
• 51:18
  And Judge Mathis, because we got WCIU, Channel
• 51:22
  26, the UN TV. Mm -hmm. And we did not get Channel
• 51:27
  2, so we could not watch Judge Judy. So Judge
• 51:32
  Millian to the People's Court when Harvey Levin
• 51:34
  was just a reporter outside. Mm -hmm. Lil' Dirk.
• 51:40
  had a public statement about being found not
• 51:42
  guilty of those charges. I couldn't have made
• 51:44
  it this far without my family, my supporters,
• 51:48
  my lawyers, and freedom. Nice. Now the thing
• 51:53
  is, if Lil Durk gets released, is he going to
• 51:58
  commit a crime again? Or be like Young Thug where
• 52:02
  he's behaving? Or is he going to be like a Kodak?
• 52:05
  A black... Or it doesn't really end well. Here
• 52:12
  is Violet Myers, a great porn star. What is going
• 52:16
  on with Violet Myers? What's wrong with her YouTube
• 52:18
  channel? What's wrong with her social media?
• 52:20
  In the past few weeks. There's nothing wrong
• 52:22
  with your X -rated videos, I'll tell you. You
• 52:25
  give me a lot of happiness. I met Gunna, came
• 52:28
  back from Japan. I regret my freaking BBL. Every
• 52:32
  girl does. I know a lot of women that got BBLs.
• 52:38
  And the overall vibe is that they regret it.
• 52:43
  I regret it so much now. Damn, okay, I think
• 52:46
  I have a new celebrity crush. I want to live
• 52:48
  in Japan. You go over there to Japan, Violet,
• 52:51
  they'll love you. Here's Navea going off on Jade
• 52:55
  and Alexis. The other baby mama. A blue face.
• 53:00
  Mm -hmm. He's worried about that big botched,
• 53:03
  big headed ass bitch named Jaden. That is quite
• 53:06
  the sentence. She used a lot of verbs there.
• 53:10
  Mm -hmm. But he's worried about that big botched,
• 53:14
  big headed ass bitch named Jaden. Wow, that is
• 53:16
  quite the insult. Mm -hmm. Fuck that stupid ass,
• 53:19
  ugly, silly looking bitch. Oh, Jase. All that
• 53:22
  whole good for us talking shit about Nevaeh.
• 53:25
  Oh, Lord. Oh, I thought it was Nevaeh. I thought
• 53:28
  it was Lena the Plug Nevaeh. Man, I cannot get
• 53:32
  my influencers' names right. Next thing I'm going
• 53:35
  to find out, it's not Blueface, it's Blahface.
• 53:38
  Bitch, you big and bad. Pull the fuck up, bitch.
• 53:41
  You talking about... She's like an older version
• 53:43
  of Cash Me Outside. How about that? Call somebody
• 53:48
  for that. What happened to you? Where are you
• 53:51
  at? Why are you waiting for my ass? Oh, jeez.
• 53:55
  I'm farting ass. Come on, bitch. This is why.
• 54:02
  You got to be careful, guys, of who your baby
• 54:06
  mama is. You don't want this. Well, fuck about
• 54:11
  with this. You got to fucking say. Oh, jeez.
• 54:13
  Eight, five, six. 49, happy. That's when we kind
• 54:16
  of walk away and we get out of here in the club.
• 54:22
  8 -5 -6 -49 -hoppy. That's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6
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  -7 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me, at Ryan
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  Hobby Radio, and you can always email me. I had
• 54:35
  to write that down to beep that out later. Ryan
• 54:37
  Hobby Radio, that's why I'm stalling, at gmail
• 54:39
  .com. All right, what do we got here? Pittsburgh
• 54:44
  Pirates star. O 'Neal Cruz allegedly hired a
• 54:48
  fixer to pay off families of crash victims. When
• 54:50
  I read that, I thought it was going to end differently.
• 54:52
  Here is that hot ass girl, Pinky Chew. That hot
• 54:57
  ass goth girl that Drake's trying to bang or
• 54:59
  maybe has banged. I did peg a guy in VR. Okay.
• 55:03
  It wasn't real. It wasn't real. Her mom must
• 55:07
  be so proud. We all are. Meek Mills keeps going
• 55:11
  after DJ Academics and says he's going to do
• 55:14
  live videos. What is it going to be? A view retelling
• 55:18
  your love stories with Diddy? Is that what it's
• 55:21
  going to be? 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773.
• 55:33
  Kodak Black not charged in drug trafficking case.
• 55:36
  So that's good for him. Donald Trump spoke on
• 55:39
  9 -11. I'm not giving him airtime. CBS wants
• 55:43
  the Madlock Rider lawsuit dismissed. Of course
• 55:46
  they do. Jax Taylor says he has email evidence
• 55:52
  that his ex, Brittany Cartwright, is crazy. Of
• 55:55
  course she is. Look at her. Axe male escort is
• 56:02
  going to reveal photos in the Diddy and Cassie
• 56:04
  lawsuit. Yeah. Poor Cassie's got stories for
• 56:08
  days. Lady Gaga's a mom now. That made me feel
• 56:14
  old. Simone Biles was at the US Open drinking
• 56:18
  a beer. Good for you. Sidney Slaney and Scooter
• 56:22
  Braun were celebrating their birthday. Making
• 56:26
  out. Nice. I have not. Who is she compared to?
• 56:32
  Everybody's talking about this commercial. I
• 56:34
  like the jeans one better. When she's playing
• 56:38
  with that zipper. You go, no, no, no, no, no.
• 56:41
  Don't lift the zipper up. Lift it down. Little
• 56:48
  Dirk's dad says that they are happy that his
• 56:50
  son was found not guilty. What's he going to
• 56:55
  say? No, we want him to rot. Taylor Frankie Paul
• 57:00
  says she's currently not having sex. Which means
• 57:04
  she'll have a lot of sex soon. Oh yeah, I've
• 57:08
  watched this girl's videos a time or two. Charlie
• 57:14
  Ford. She's a porn star. I wish she ever. She's
• 57:18
  going to become a vet. If she thinks having sex
• 57:24
  on camera is kind of traumatic, wait till you
• 57:27
  got to put an animal down. Then it's not going
• 57:30
  to be good in the club now, is it? Definitely
• 57:34
  not. Vets are overpriced, but they got a hard
• 57:39
  job. Although they're very overpriced. Here is
• 57:42
  Charlie Ford talking about being a vet. I always
• 57:48
  wanted to be a veterinarian. I would fish the
• 57:50
  bugs out of the pool when I was three years old.
• 57:53
  That's wild and kinky. When I worked more in
• 57:56
  the hospitals, I couldn't study enough to pass
• 57:58
  my exams and vice versa. Yeah, you were busy
• 58:02
  having sex. I won't fuck it. What's going to
• 58:05
  make more money? Porn. I learned it on the adult
• 58:10
  industry. I love the British accent when they
• 58:13
  say adult. And so I was doing like 120 hours
• 58:18
  of production work. Oh, yeah. That's a lot. And
• 58:23
  working in clinics night shift. And I don't recommend
• 58:26
  that to anyone. Yeah, it's not really good to
• 58:28
  get plowed and go to bed after being hung over
• 58:30
  on coke. I burnt out pretty hard, but I haven't
• 58:34
  traveled to any organizations yet. I've got my
• 58:37
  first one October 22nd and 23rd. That's good!
• 58:41
  I found this really cool farm sanctuary in Canada.
• 58:46
  All right, good for you. You're doing the Lord's
• 58:49
  work. Nah, really. Ah, Hannah Panettiere's boyfriend
• 58:54
  got into a fight. We'll talk about that later.
• 58:57
  He's a loser! Croy Bierman had a gambling addiction.
• 59:06
  Yeah, these younger adults, man, are gambling
• 59:08
  way too much. And this is a weird story. Former
• 59:14
  Democratic mayor accused of sexual assault by
• 59:17
  Farrah Abraham. He was the Windsor mayor. Yeah.
• 59:24
  You don't want to piss off Farrah Abraham. She's
• 59:27
  spicy! And, uh... X -Files star says that she
• 59:36
  is pansexual. I don't know. I'm more podsexual.
• 59:44
  I get it because of pans and pods and also I
• 59:46
  like weed. 856 -49. Let's see what we got here.
• 59:50
  Here's Seth Rogen talking about if he's going
• 59:53
  to have kids. I don't think I've ever seen a
• 59:55
  movie that dives into that perspective, especially
• 59:59
  One where, you know, the specifics are what ours
• 1:00:04
  are, which is like, it's not that you can't afford
• 1:00:06
  a kid. It's not that you think you'd be a bad
• 1:00:08
  parent. It's not that you think you'd be irresponsible.
• 1:00:10
  It's not that you and your partner are on different
• 1:00:13
  pages. It's just about, do I want this for my
• 1:00:17
  life? And I don't! Which is why there was one
• 1:00:22
  thing I did. You know, there was one thing I
• 1:00:25
  did four years ago. Did you know that Ryan Hoppy
• 1:00:29
  got a vasectomy? Well, now you know. And we aren't
• 1:00:31
  even sure why we told you. Welcome back to Hoppy
• 1:00:33
  Hour. And I thought that was a really interesting,
• 1:00:37
  like, perspective. And literally the one... Alright,
• 1:00:42
  there you go. I think you're a little too selfish
• 1:00:44
  and stunned, man. Here is, um... It's very staged.
• 1:00:52
  But the TMZ crew, these two frat boys! almost
• 1:00:58
  got beat up by Sophie Rain as she whipped him
• 1:01:00
  with her purse. How about you just get out of
• 1:01:02
  here then? Yeah. Like, I don't really care, dude.
• 1:01:04
  I will then. I will. Like, sure. Like, I don't
• 1:01:06
  really care. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He fell down.
• 1:01:10
  Ha ha! Right, right. What the? That was beta
• 1:01:14
  male at his finest. Here is Violet Saucy and
• 1:01:20
  a good porn star. You've met guys at like conventions
• 1:01:23
  that you've realized they're your fans and then
• 1:01:25
  you go to a hotel with them. What is on the application?
• 1:01:29
  That is my dream. I would like tweet out who
• 1:01:33
  wants to f*** me at Exotica. Our parents must
• 1:01:38
  be so proud. They would have to be tested. They
• 1:01:44
  would write their name, where they're from. Are
• 1:01:46
  they willing to be on camera? They don't have
• 1:01:47
  to show their face. It's just their d***. Are
• 1:01:49
  they subscribed to the YouTube? Are they subscribed
• 1:01:50
  to OnlyFans? There you go. That's a lot of stuff.
• 1:01:57
  Just to get laid. It's not that I'm even losing
• 1:02:00
  my sex drive. I just go on prowls and then I
• 1:02:03
  kind of chill a little bit. Maybe this will be
• 1:02:07
  the week of the prowl. Because I'm going through
• 1:02:10
  a dry spell. What's going on here? Do you want
• 1:02:18
  to know one of the biggest red flags a woman
• 1:02:20
  can have? And it's not what you think. Oh, she
• 1:02:23
  has all these people that she talks to. She has
• 1:02:26
  all these dates. No, no, it's worse. It's that
• 1:02:29
  she doesn't appreciate anything. She just thinks
• 1:02:32
  because she exists on this planet that she deserves.
• 1:02:36
  Which, everybody is worthy. But who doesn't have
• 1:02:39
  any appreciation for the people that provide
• 1:02:41
  anything? Yeah, you know, it's entitlement. They
• 1:02:45
  think they're entitled to it. Signs, they're
• 1:02:48
  attracted, but intimidated. And the psychologist.
• 1:02:50
  Oh, that's me all the time. I walk into the club.
• 1:02:56
  You're behind it. Number one, they seem interested,
• 1:02:59
  then suddenly they pull back. Oh, yeah. Oh, you
• 1:03:03
  pull out. Number two, they watch you from a distance
• 1:03:06
  but rarely approach first. Oh, yeah, it's me
• 1:03:08
  all the time. Number three, they... I've never
• 1:03:11
  once had a girl approach me. Now, I've met girls.
• 1:03:14
  Hey, you want to go to Pelican Pop? But I've
• 1:03:18
  never had a girl go like, oh, my God, what's
• 1:03:20
  your name? You're so handsome. It's because I'm
• 1:03:24
  in person and a little awkward. They act colder
• 1:03:27
  around you than they do with everyone else. I
• 1:03:30
  think there's stuff to look out for. Here is
• 1:03:34
  the coach of Texas going after a reporter. And
• 1:03:39
  women are going after him. He just walked away
• 1:03:46
  and said, go Texas. She looks pissed off. She'd
• 1:03:53
  be good for like an Olympic endorsement. 856
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  -49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. Are you a toy
• 1:04:02
  to me? At Ryan Happy Radio. Here's Family Guy
• 1:04:07
  as a liberal woman. Breaking news. A mass new
• 1:04:11
  wave of migration is coming. We should help them
• 1:04:14
  all. They all appear to be young Latina women.
• 1:04:20
  Oh, hell no. Close the border. Close the border.
• 1:04:32
  What's this? People are like, porn is bad, it's
• 1:04:34
  dangerous, it's evil. And I think it's more than
• 1:04:37
  once than that. But if you feel that porn is
• 1:04:39
  bad, every time you watch porn, you feel negative,
• 1:04:42
  you feel bad about it. I actually feel amazing.
• 1:04:45
  Like, I got my rocks off and now I can go to
• 1:04:47
  bed. Luna Star said one time, oh my God, I'm
• 1:04:52
  just going to chill for a second. It's a video
• 1:04:55
  of Luna Star and a bell of danger. I'm just going
• 1:05:01
  to watch. Here is Luna Starr saying she had dinner
• 1:05:06
  with a country's president one time. I was contracted
• 1:05:08
  to go to this country and I remember being in
• 1:05:13
  a table with like 20 big people. They all surrounded
• 1:05:18
  me after a while. Business people. This guy comes
• 1:05:21
  in and I don't know who he is and he comes and
• 1:05:24
  he talks to me and everybody's like... Steve
• 1:05:27
  the fuck up and he's like, I'm a big fan. You
• 1:05:29
  work, you're beautiful. That's got to be weird
• 1:05:32
  whenever a porn star, even though they're doing
• 1:05:33
  it, that they're like, I'm a big fan. You're
• 1:05:38
  a more beautiful person, blah, blah, blah. Let's
• 1:05:40
  go to Dino with the person that brought me in.
• 1:05:42
  And then I found out he was the president of
• 1:05:44
  the country. Nice. I wonder if you plowed him
• 1:05:47
  or if you plowed her. Huh? Yes. And I went to
• 1:05:51
  dinner with them. I went three times to this
• 1:05:53
  country to meet him. Oh, yeah. You definitely
• 1:05:56
  met him. Never. Nothing sexual. Of course not.
• 1:06:00
  President of the country. That day, it made me
• 1:06:04
  realize how big and important we are. If that's
• 1:06:11
  how you want to take it, go ahead. Without us
• 1:06:14
  knowing how big we can get. Yeah. Tell yourself
• 1:06:17
  that. What is it about drugs and alcohol and
• 1:06:25
  sex for women? Should we use them? Should we
• 1:06:26
  not? So marijuana, CBD, THC, whichever form you
• 1:06:31
  want to use has been shown to increase libido
• 1:06:33
  in the short term, right? Yeah, it does it for
• 1:06:35
  the women because they're laying there. They're
• 1:06:38
  not having to do any work. The guys, we're the
• 1:06:41
  ones that really have to perform. the problem
• 1:06:47
  becomes we're using it all the time because it
• 1:06:50
  does sort of mellow you out, right? And it can
• 1:06:52
  then over chronic you sort of just decrease desire.
• 1:06:55
  Yeah. Especially if you have like a Delta drink.
• 1:06:58
  Oh my God. You're going to need a lot of work
• 1:07:02
  to get to attention. So I can't play it, but
• 1:07:06
  boozy badass was on 60 minutes. Let me skip over
• 1:07:09
  the song. See if I can get to it. He talks about
• 1:07:11
  getting scammed for a Trump pardon. Here it is,
• 1:07:16
  right here. You come with this money, you will
• 1:07:19
  get a part. How much did you give them up front?
• 1:07:22
  600K. See ya. We have some texts that they sent
• 1:07:30
  to your lawyer. This text listed the influential
• 1:07:34
  people they supposedly recruited. Laura Loomer,
• 1:07:38
  Erica Kirk, Mike Johnson. He's the Speaker of
• 1:07:42
  the House. Probably buys some cocaine from Boozy.
• 1:07:48
  Next, the broker mentions Natalie Harp. She's
• 1:07:52
  the executive assistant that's very close to
• 1:07:55
  the president and suggests that she's going to
• 1:07:57
  personally hand your application to the president.
• 1:08:00
  You're stupid. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, this is the
• 1:08:05
  way it's done. I'm paying these guys, you know,
• 1:08:08
  and they're going to make it happen. Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:14
  they didn't make it happen. I gotta watch that
• 1:08:22
  again. That was freaking phenomenal. You know,
• 1:08:25
  and they gonna make it happen. They didn't make
• 1:08:30
  it happen. One more time, I'm sorry. This is
• 1:08:35
  great. I just thought, I mean, this is the way
• 1:08:38
  it's done. I'm paying these guys, you know, and...
• 1:08:42
  They gonna make it happen. They didn't make it
• 1:08:45
  happen. Boozy didn't get his pardon. I love hearing
• 1:08:53
  the word boozy. As for the four people they claim
• 1:08:56
  to know, they denied any involvement in the case.
• 1:09:04
  So he's on 600K. Alexa, what is Boozy the Rapper's
• 1:09:10
  net worth? Yeah, so that's like one -fifth of
• 1:09:19
  his net worth. I love how she said it. Alexa,
• 1:09:21
  stop. Alexa, who is Boozy the rapper? Alexa,
• 1:09:28
  who is Boozy the rapper? Oh, she didn't say it
• 1:09:34
  as funny the first time she said it funnier.
• 1:09:35
  Alexa, stop! Boozy's contract with the broker
• 1:09:39
  stipulated that if he wasn't pardoned, he'd get
• 1:09:42
  half his money back. Freaking idiot. This is
• 1:09:48
  sad. Black's Magic Mountain is being dragged
• 1:09:52
  to court over the infamous X2 roller coaster
• 1:09:55
  just weeks after the ride was grounded. According
• 1:09:57
  to a new lawsuit obtained by TMZ, Patrick Plumlee
• 1:10:00
  claims he was violently thrown around in 2024
• 1:10:06
  while riding the roller coaster. Patrick says
• 1:10:09
  he couldn't keep his head against the headrest
• 1:10:11
  during the ride and smashed his dome against
• 1:10:16
  it, causing him to suffer. I can think of other
• 1:10:22
  dome I'd rather have. A traumatic brain injury.
• 1:10:25
  I hope it all works out in the club. And now
• 1:10:27
  you get the proper dome. Here is G Herbo. Talking
• 1:10:36
  about Lilo Dierks not guilty for our act. There
• 1:10:42
  you go. That was it. Got away with a crime. I
• 1:10:51
  think he did, but whatever. He made good music
• 1:10:55
  back 15 years ago. His new music sucks! So I
• 1:11:00
  guess because Lil Durk used Young Thug's lawyer,
• 1:11:04
  Young Thug said, thank me later. It shows what
• 1:11:09
  money can make you do. Because if an everyday
• 1:11:12
  average Joe put a hit on somebody, you know,
• 1:11:14
  they'd be crucified. Oh, it's Lil Durk! Oh, it's
• 1:11:18
  Lil Durk! Eight, five, six, 49 hopping. Ah, here
• 1:11:29
  is a clavicular running into Scientology in,
• 1:11:35
  uh, Hollywood and getting kicked out. Oh shit.
• 1:11:43
  He's trying to kill me. He's trying to kill me.
• 1:11:50
  What an annoying dude. Oh, yeah! Here's one of
• 1:11:55
  the best porn stars around, Chloe Amor. Talking
• 1:12:01
  about the difference between normal sex and intimacy.
• 1:12:04
  Is there a significant difference between recreational
• 1:12:06
  intimacy and intimacy as the performer? I think,
• 1:12:11
  oddly enough, like, I'm actually, because I'm
• 1:12:13
  single right now, like, I'm actually celibate
• 1:12:15
  in my personal life. That's kind of fascinating,
• 1:12:18
  you know? Right now, because I'm single, So she's...
• 1:12:22
  Here's Bonnie Bloom with her major announcement
• 1:12:28
  that her family's so proud of. Third question
• 1:12:30
  I have is, if you could set any world record
• 1:12:34
  next, what would it be? Oh, it would be for the
• 1:12:38
  biggest in zero gravity. If you're from Chicago,
• 1:12:44
  Zero Gravity was that nightclub back in the day.
• 1:12:47
  I think that would be a lot of fun. That would
• 1:12:49
  be tough, though. Like, guys floating around
• 1:12:52
  everywhere. That's what I mean. I really like
• 1:12:54
  the idea of chasing their fluids. What a delightful
• 1:12:58
  human. Chasing their fluids. That is just a way
• 1:13:02
  to describe her legacy. Those three words. For
• 1:13:07
  what? I agree with Oprah. Broken clock. is right
• 1:13:14
  twice a day here is oprah talking about lindsey
• 1:13:19
  clancy the case we are yeah yeah we have opposing
• 1:13:22
  views we do and i think you know i said her i
• 1:13:25
  think so she hasn't gone through it she's not
• 1:13:27
  a mother so here's the cackling women Defending
• 1:13:31
  a murderer. These are women. You got to stay
• 1:13:34
  away from boys. She doesn't know how it feels
• 1:13:38
  to have a child. And you disagree. How we can
• 1:13:41
  empathize with somebody that they weren't strangers.
• 1:13:45
  They were her kids. If you think she deserves
• 1:13:49
  to be single, you probably follow radio parody
• 1:13:53
  pages. Here is A .I. Seinfeld. Kramer got back
• 1:13:57
  from Burning Man. I can't believe you actually
• 1:13:59
  went to that. It was a spiritual journey, George.
• 1:14:02
  In the desert, wearing what looked like a tarp?
• 1:14:04
  There he is in a dress. Desert. The heat. It
• 1:14:08
  was transcendent. Oh, jeez! Boys, you have to
• 1:14:12
  understand the ephemeral nature of the installation.
• 1:14:16
  Oh, yeah. Sounds like Kramer. That is the career
• 1:14:21
  path he should have taken besides racism. Mm
• 1:14:25
  -hmm. So growing up... watching the show that
• 1:14:31
  was unknown as To Catch a Predator was fascinating
• 1:14:37
  TV. Fascinating. Anytime you went to a boomer's
• 1:14:45
  house, it was on CNBC or MSNBC or whatever the
• 1:14:49
  channel was. But they're making this new movie
• 1:14:52
  called Primetime with Robert Pattinson as him.
• 1:14:57
  And this is what he thinks about it. Mm -hmm.
• 1:15:01
  I know that you were kind of pissed about the
• 1:15:02
  way you were portraying a certain project. What
• 1:15:04
  could have been better? I don't get mad about
• 1:15:05
  anything. I don't get mad about anything. I'm
• 1:15:08
  just passive -aggressive. Mm -hmm. It's a movie.
• 1:15:10
  It's a piece of fiction. And I wasn't involved
• 1:15:15
  in it. So I'll wait until I see the movie. He's
• 1:15:17
  probably not going to like the movie. I'm going
• 1:15:19
  to go on a limb there. Mm -hmm. Well, why do
• 1:15:24
  you think you weren't involved? Well, I think
• 1:15:26
  they wanted to make a fictional movie, something
• 1:15:29
  that was very dramatic, and they didn't concern
• 1:15:31
  themselves with the real story. Blah, blah, blah,
• 1:15:36
  blah, blah. You're annoying! Of course he is!
• 1:15:43
  What a huge frickin' boomer ego he has there.
• 1:15:47
  Jesus Christ! What's going on here? Today on
• 1:15:56
  TMZ. Okay, we actually got video of Dejan Love,
• 1:16:00
  the fake 49er, being arrested in Boise. Loser!
• 1:16:05
  He's the Idaho, and the charges are not small
• 1:16:09
  potatoes. Idaho! Unclear why he was there, perhaps
• 1:16:14
  to find new victims, but the feds were waiting
• 1:16:17
  for him, and they take him into custody. So is
• 1:16:19
  he going to have to sit up the season now, or?
• 1:16:23
  There was a fifth plane on 9 -11. TMZ did a documentary
• 1:16:27
  that will make it clear. United Flight 23 was
• 1:16:32
  taxiing on the runway and then it got stopped.
• 1:16:36
  So there are seven suspicious passengers on this
• 1:16:38
  plane. The FBI said that. But one of those suspicious
• 1:16:41
  people, as they were exiting the plane, knowing
• 1:16:45
  that a tower had been hit, looked at one of the
• 1:16:48
  flight attendants and said, did they get the
• 1:16:50
  White House? Henry Winkler is opening up about
• 1:16:53
  his feud with Tom Hanks. When Tom, before he
• 1:16:57
  was a movie star, he was a guest star. Yeah,
• 1:17:00
  we all know Tom Hanks. Probably isn't as perfect
• 1:17:04
  as he used to be. Happy days. I don't get it.
• 1:17:08
  The two nicest guys. They're nice to you, Harvey,
• 1:17:12
  because they're afraid you're going to talk about
• 1:17:13
  them. All right. 856 -49 -HAPPY. 3, 5, 6, 5,
• 1:17:21
  6, 7, 7, 8. No! Happy Hot Topic! Taylor Frankie
• 1:17:28
  Paul is admitting she cheated on the winner of
• 1:17:30
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• 1:17:33
  know this woman just gets around and always cheats.
• 1:17:37
  Doug Mason with her ex, Dakota Mortensen. In
• 1:17:41
  the very first episode of The Secret Lives of
• 1:17:43
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• 1:17:46
  like somebody that would be... A cause of infidelity.
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  And I love how she's bragging about it. I cheated!
• 1:17:56
  But if a man admits that he's a cheater, he's
• 1:18:00
  the worst! We crucify him! Oh, and a woman. Oh,
• 1:18:06
  I was exploring my sexuality! If you want equal
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  rights! And you gotta have it like that. Her
• 1:18:14
  castmates Doug proposed, and she said yes. But
• 1:18:18
  she revealed when she got home, she reunited
• 1:18:20
  with her ex -boyfriend Dakota Mortensen. One
• 1:18:22
  of the friends of Taylor Frankie Paul, this hot
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  piece of ass Mormon girl, is wearing a hat that
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  to be famous for, you're vapid! Yeah! Saying,
• 1:18:37
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• 1:18:49
  she's lying! And leaving out details. Neely fills
• 1:18:53
  in what happened next, saying, you sleep with
• 1:18:56
  Dakota. To which Taylor, who at this time was
• 1:19:00
  still engaged to Duck... So why are they... I
• 1:19:03
  don't understand what E! News... Why they're,
• 1:19:06
  like, recapping what they're saying instead of
• 1:19:10
  playing the clip. All these news reporters want
• 1:19:13
  to make it about... replied yes i am but if a
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• 1:19:27
  during an interview with the press association
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  published september 10th the mob land star shares
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  surface about behind the scenes drama on set
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  oh yeah you got those two egos in a room Pierce
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  really. I love the dude. I love Tom Hardy. I
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  The 40 -year -old has welcomed her first child
• 1:20:09
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• 1:20:16
  in Gen Z does, is have a kid outside of marriage.
• 1:20:20
  The only thing that follows you wherever you
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  go, wherever in the world, whatever industry,
• 1:20:26
  is your reputation. So you have to cherish it
• 1:20:29
  and protect it. That's the woman, Maria, from
• 1:20:34
  Fox News. Maria Bartiromo breaking her silence.
• 1:20:37
  What a last name. And she's a cougar, by the
• 1:20:39
  way. You know, she'd be annoying after sex, but
• 1:20:42
  she's still hot. With a cryptic message to fans
• 1:20:44
  one week after she was fired by Fox News, even
• 1:20:48
  though her attorney denies she was actually let
• 1:20:50
  go. What a weird attorney. We all know the truth,
• 1:20:54
  honey. Welcome to Sunday Morning Futures. I'm
• 1:20:57
  Maria Bartiromo. Oh, how did I miss it? Sunday
• 1:21:02
  morning, I want to watch Fox News. The TV veteran
• 1:21:05
  who spent more than 12 years at the network sharing
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  a photo dump of rainbows, flowers. She's just
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  trying to act like she's fine. When she's not.
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  You know how that is. Happy Hot Topic. Sandra
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  Bullock's film career has been filled with countless
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  classics. Oh yeah, she's made movies. And she
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  even survived Jesse James! Something the Oscar
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  winner reveals she had to carefully curate, dodging
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  uncomfortable casting requests, and as she put
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  it, every pervert that existed. Yeah, that's
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  not what you want in a club! Sandra telling pal
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  Jennifer Aniston in a conversation for Interview
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  Magazine, published September 8th, that while
• 1:21:53
  working as a waitress in New York, she was auditioning
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  for, quote, every pervert that existed. All right,
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  well, I'm glad you got out of it alive. We were
• 1:22:04
  so white. But now we know the answer. That's
• 1:22:09
  how it works. 856 -4900. I didn't watch it. I
• 1:22:16
  don't want to watch it. Shanna Moakler isn't
• 1:22:19
  holding back when it comes to her ex -husband
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  Travis Barker's documentary. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:25
  It's karma! We all know this woman's freaking
• 1:22:29
  insane. Look at the bridge that she raised as
• 1:22:33
  her daughter. Mm -hmm. Nearly one month after
• 1:22:36
  Travis Barker, Louder Than Fear, was released,
• 1:22:39
  the former pageant queen revealed... Yeah, she's
• 1:22:40
  hot, but she looks like just a... And when I
• 1:22:42
  say homewrecker, not even like side check, just
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  like ruins her own home. She regrets participating
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  in the project, saying on the September 10th
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  episode... Now you regret it. Mm -hmm. episode
• 1:22:55
  of i do part two yeah i wish i didn't do it because
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  whatever i knew in my heart i wasn't going to
• 1:23:00
  be portrayed the way that i felt i deserved shanna
• 1:23:03
  says she hasn't actually watched the final cut
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  yeah it's kind of hard to do it what's going
• 1:23:09
  on yeah Braxton Berrios calls a flag on one claim
• 1:23:18
  made about him on Earl Meets World. Yeah, that's
• 1:23:22
  the problem with what's happening with Alex Earl
• 1:23:25
  is she's being allowed to run her mouth when
• 1:23:30
  we don't have on both sides. After Alex Earl's
• 1:23:33
  nine -year -old brother, Thomas, claimed the
• 1:23:35
  NFL star ignored his texts following the couple's
• 1:23:38
  breakup. Yeah, it's kind of awkward. There were
• 1:23:41
  people in my ex's family I liked. I don't hit
• 1:23:45
  them up anymore. Sorry, dude. You learned early
• 1:23:49
  about breakups. And now your stepmom's a prostitute.
• 1:23:53
  Braxton sets the record straight. The moment
• 1:23:56
  played out during episode three of the Netflix
• 1:23:58
  reality series as the Earl family gathered for
• 1:24:01
  a meal. God, are they just vapid, annoying rich
• 1:24:04
  people? Mm -hmm. During a ski trip, Thomas told
• 1:24:07
  his family Braxton has been ignoring my text
• 1:24:10
  messages. Yeah, you're a nine -year -old of his
• 1:24:13
  ex. Alex could have spun it and said, he's texting
• 1:24:17
  my brother after we broke up. So there's no winning
• 1:24:20
  here. Explaining that he had texted Merry Christmas
• 1:24:24
  and Happy New Year. I guess she could have given
• 1:24:27
  it a thumbs up. Alex wasn't exactly thrilled
• 1:24:31
  to hear her little. Oh, shut up, Alex. You broke
• 1:24:34
  up with him. And then he moved on. And you want
• 1:24:38
  everybody to just lay around and miss you. Oh,
• 1:24:41
  we miss you. Shut up. There's plenty of you in
• 1:24:45
  the world. Hot as blinds. At least Alex Cooper's
• 1:24:49
  funny. Brother's message went unanswered, saying,
• 1:24:53
  wait, that's really mean. You don't have to answer
• 1:24:56
  to me. Of course not. You're annoying. But you
• 1:24:59
  will answer my brother. Oh, wow. This is a dirty
• 1:25:02
  ride. No wonder you go from guy to guy. You're
• 1:25:08
  freaking annoying. But now Braxton says that's
• 1:25:11
  not how things went down. Of course not. You
• 1:25:14
  gotta side with the homie in this situation.
• 1:25:18
  After a fan axed on TikTok. Axed? He axed murdered
• 1:25:21
  him. Axed and ever texted Thomas back. The New
• 1:25:24
  York Giants wide receiver jumped into the comments
• 1:25:27
  of the video. And said hey I'm banging women
• 1:25:29
  ten times harder than Alex. Writing all love
• 1:25:32
  but this was hard to see because it never happened.
• 1:25:35
  Thomas is my guy and to this day I've never not
• 1:25:38
  replied to him. Well that's probably a lie. I
• 1:25:40
  would have just ignored it. Whenever people have
• 1:25:44
  allegations about you online. What you got to
• 1:25:47
  do is ignore it. I don't give it the time of
• 1:25:52
  day. All right. It's time for Taylor Swift news.
• 1:25:59
  Are you ready? Because I was born ready. You
• 1:26:18
  turn your tears to headlines And you watch the
• 1:26:22
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• 1:26:29
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• 1:26:35
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• 1:26:42
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• 1:27:35
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• 1:27:42
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• 1:27:46
  always them. That's your favorite thing to do.
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  Sign the silence, catch the pain. Wherever hail,
• 1:27:51
  it's the lane. It's always them, always them.
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  Never you, never you. You love the crowd, don't
• 1:28:02
  you? 856. 49 Hoppy. That's 856 -494 -6773. Let's
• 1:29:03
  get to this right now. No! Happy Hot Topic! Travis
• 1:29:08
  Kelsey is saying his wedding to Taylor Swift
• 1:29:11
  is more than he could have ever dreamed of. The
• 1:29:13
  Kansas City Chiefs tight end married the pop
• 1:29:15
  singer on July 3rd. What's he gonna say? Oh,
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  it was an average time, not that green. 2026
• 1:29:22
  at Madison Square Garden. And Travis told ESPN's
• 1:29:25
  Chris Berman in a joint interview September 14th,
• 1:29:28
  a clip of which aired September 11th per People,
• 1:29:31
  it was the best night of my life. Marrying Taylor
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  was more than I could have ever dreamed it to
• 1:29:35
  be because of all the people that showed up and
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  the amount of, you know, love that was in the
• 1:29:40
  air. Patrick Mahomes, who was also in the interview,
• 1:29:43
  said, my perspective, it was a lot of fun. I
• 1:29:46
  did a little dancing. All right, there you go.
• 1:29:48
  A whole bunch of ass kissing. Mmm. God, it's
• 1:29:51
  so much drama online. So much drama in LBC. Snoop
• 1:29:56
  D -O -double G. The late Hayden Panettiere's
• 1:30:00
  on and off boyfriend, Brian Hickerson, was briefly
• 1:30:02
  detained alongside his brother, Zach. Yeah, he
• 1:30:06
  got into an altercation at a bar. It seems like,
• 1:30:11
  ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, this guy's
• 1:30:14
  a loser. And you know how you hear all the time
• 1:30:19
  that men are the worst. Nearly one month after
• 1:30:27
  the two were with the actress when she died.
• 1:30:30
  Greenville police confirming to E! News that
• 1:30:32
  officers responded September 12th to a reported
• 1:30:35
  assault inside a South Carolina restaurant around
• 1:30:38
  9 -10 p .m. Police say they detained multiple
• 1:30:41
  patrons while investigating an altercation, including
• 1:30:44
  Brian and Zach. But authorities say Brian was
• 1:30:47
  released from the scene and was not charged.
• 1:30:53
  Right. If it was me, that ain't happening. All
• 1:30:58
  right. It's time for Hoppy's Hoops. I think people
• 1:31:05
  are so surprised all the drama going on online.
• 1:31:10
  I think people are kind of surprised I don't
• 1:31:13
  care. Brian Hoppy on the mic. Breaking down the
• 1:31:22
  scenes. NBA drama. Living out the dreams. Fencewives
• 1:31:26
  wildin'. Stories about the queens. Droppin' dollars
• 1:31:29
  bombs all in on the schemes. Hoppy's loose, man,
• 1:31:32
  he knows it all. From scandals to the court,
• 1:31:34
  rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.
• 1:31:39
  Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe. MJ to Kobe,
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• 1:31:52
  Hoppy Spills, man, he knows it all. So Harry
• 1:31:55
  Styles gave Jalen Brunson some praise at his
• 1:31:59
  concert. Sophie Cunningham kind of regrets talking
• 1:32:03
  about trans people. Mm -hmm. We got this clip
• 1:32:07
  with Kalen Clark. But first, 856 -49 -HOPPY.
• 1:32:13
  And also, Tyler Hero says that his axe is lying.
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  He's crazy. Okay. Happy hour got that shock and
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  awe Happy soon as many knows it all From scandals
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  to the court rise and fall Tune in now you'll
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  have a ball Happy hour got that shock and awe
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  Hot Topic! Mm -hmm. We have this right here.
• 1:33:17
  OJs! Life is good. Jordan Woods and Carl Anthony
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  Towns are still enjoying their winning streak.
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  Oh, yeah. They're banging each other out. Mm
• 1:33:26
  -hmm. Oh, yeah! And she's a former sidekick.
• 1:33:31
  So you know. That she brings the ruckus. Just
• 1:33:35
  weeks after tying the knot in Malibu, the newlywed
• 1:33:38
  gives E! News an update on married life with
• 1:33:43
  the NBA star. Speaking exclusively at the Daily
• 1:33:46
  Front Row's Fashion Media Awards September 11th,
• 1:33:50
  Jordan says, It's only been a few weeks, but
• 1:33:53
  I would say I'm so sore, man. We've just been
• 1:33:57
  banging. It's all great. Dang, this is wonderful.
• 1:34:03
  I wonder when the baby comes. Oh, yeah. I didn't
• 1:34:08
  quite like this. Charles Barkley said this. He
• 1:34:11
  said, if it wasn't for Moses Malone, I'd be working
• 1:34:14
  at McDonald's. To me, that's like kind of an
• 1:34:16
  insult to McDonald's. You know, the people that
• 1:34:18
  support you. What was the reaction when you found
• 1:34:21
  out that you would be a Philadelphia 76er? I
• 1:34:24
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• 1:34:30
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• 1:34:34
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• 1:34:38
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• 1:34:41
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• 1:34:46
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• 1:34:48
  285. So I went down to Houston and spent the
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  summer, get down about 285, got about two days
• 1:34:55
  before the draft. My agent says, you know, the
• 1:34:58
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• 1:34:59
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• 1:35:02
  like, yo, man, I didn't leave college for $75
• 1:35:04
  ,000. That's crazy. He says, well, what do you
• 1:35:08
  want to do? I said, let's make sure the Sixers
• 1:35:09
  don't draft me. Man, I went on an eating spree.
• 1:35:12
  I went to Denny's for two straight days. There
• 1:35:16
  you go. What do we have here? There's this. Ben
• 1:35:26
  Simmons has clapped back at Patrick Beverley
• 1:35:28
  after Pat Bev on his podcast made these comments
• 1:35:31
  about Ben Simmons. Pat Beverley is an absolute
• 1:35:34
  loser. All you do is throw balls at people and
• 1:35:39
  act like a moron and then wonder why no one wants
• 1:35:42
  to be around you. And the thing is, there are
• 1:35:46
  a lot of flaws when it comes to Ben Simmons.
• 1:35:52
  A ton of flaws. But the thing is... At least
• 1:35:57
  he's in the league. You're doing a podcast. Returning
• 1:36:02
  to the NBA when he signed with the Sacramento
• 1:36:04
  Kings. Back to basketball. We got Ben Simmons.
• 1:36:07
  And he's reading off his phone. Man, you are
• 1:36:10
  so unprofessional. This is top of my head. It's
• 1:36:13
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• 1:36:18
  like this at all. I'll do you like anything.
• 1:36:21
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• 1:36:26
  don't think anybody likes you either. I don't
• 1:36:29
  like this at all. I don't think it's fair that
• 1:36:31
  you can quit the game of basketball. Hey, at
• 1:36:35
  least he quit and came back. That's more winning
• 1:36:38
  than you, you know. Throwing a ball against a
• 1:36:40
  fan's face and getting blackballed. Come back.
• 1:36:45
  Like, you can quit with not having a ton of success.
• 1:36:49
  You can quit because the game is hard and it's
• 1:36:53
  stressful. You gotta quit too. You let your emotions
• 1:36:56
  get to you. And you think you're so badass. You're
• 1:37:01
  not. You're not playing well and the fans are
• 1:37:03
  on you and the media is on you. You can quit
• 1:37:05
  and have an opportunity to come back. When we've
• 1:37:08
  been looking at Victor Oladipo, who's been...
• 1:37:13
  I just can't take him seriously. He's reading
• 1:37:14
  off his phone. He's like in a classroom with
• 1:37:17
  a chalkboard or something. Oh, you're a real
• 1:37:20
  professor. Competing, who's degraded himself,
• 1:37:25
  went to the D League, right? Or G League. We
• 1:37:28
  witnessed Oladipo. All right. I just can't stand
• 1:37:32
  when these former players that get kicked out
• 1:37:35
  the league get a podcast and they rewrite the
• 1:37:38
  past. Patrick Beverly was an okay role player.
• 1:37:42
  But it got to his head. It completely did. It
• 1:37:47
  was out of control. Freaking maniac. Dude, you're
• 1:37:52
  out of your mind. You're stupid. If you were
• 1:37:56
  still in the league. But no. You're dumb. And
• 1:38:02
  you think you're smart, which is the problem.
• 1:38:05
  Like a lot of people. Happy Hot Topic. Team USA
• 1:38:13
  have won their fifth straight FIBA Women's World
• 1:38:15
  Cup. Oh, yeah. So the women are winning right
• 1:38:19
  now. So I would suspect that that means that
• 1:38:22
  they're not going to bring themselves down, right?
• 1:38:23
  They have everything working for them. So they're
• 1:38:26
  not going to self -sabotage. And after being
• 1:38:29
  down by 14 points at one stage, they end up winning
• 1:38:32
  the game by 18 points versus France. But Caitlin
• 1:38:36
  Clark wasn't happy with this question about Angela
• 1:38:39
  Reese in her post -game interview. Yeah. Ah!
• 1:38:42
  I never want to hear reporters go, why don't
• 1:38:44
  we get taken seriously? Don't be like Jenna Lane.
• 1:38:53
  This little loser. This paparazzi guy, she's
• 1:39:06
  giving him a glare. He's asking if she's friends
• 1:39:08
  with Angel Race. Are you trying to begin beef?
• 1:39:12
  Jesus Christ. Yeah, you just got called out,
• 1:39:17
  dude. You look like a little douchebag. Recording
• 1:39:21
  off your phone because you don't know how to
• 1:39:23
  get good equipment. You probably have some press
• 1:39:25
  pass to some blog. And thanks for ruining it
• 1:39:30
  for everybody. She walked away after your question.
• 1:39:33
  You idiot. Stupid. I swear. I know it wasn't
• 1:39:40
  a woman that asked. But it just seems like they're
• 1:39:42
  trying to bring themselves down. When the only
• 1:39:46
  time they should bring themselves down is sexually.
• 1:39:49
  Only for pleasure reasons. Should never be basketball.
• 1:39:54
  Do you ever see someone in the locker room of
• 1:39:57
  the men go, does LeBron get along with, I don't
• 1:40:01
  know, freaking Jason Tatum? Did they get along
• 1:40:07
  on Team USA? Shut up. Treat women equally, okay?
• 1:40:12
  That's all I ask. Oh, it's time for radio news
• 1:40:17
  and the clone. Right now. Airing out the closet,
• 1:40:40
  skeletons in pairs DJ drama, he's the one who
• 1:40:43
  dares Program directors scheming in the back
• 1:40:46
  rooms Payola playlists rigged like monsoons Fake
• 1:40:49
  callers on the line, they rehearse too soon Truth
• 1:40:52
  hits harder than a bass line, boom Radio snitching,
• 1:40:55
  hoppy spitting the truth Pulling back the curtain,
• 1:40:58
  exposing the booth No more lies, no more lies
• 1:41:01
  What difference is calling out the spies? Morning
• 1:41:05
  shows faker than they laughs at six Ghosts write,
• 1:41:08
  hosts write the scripts Interns runnin' miles,
• 1:41:11
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  clicks He's the voice that the FM fears Mic in
• 1:41:18
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• 1:41:21
  no regard for careers Broadcast assassin, they
• 1:41:24
  all in tears Jingle, jinglin', fake contests
• 1:41:27
  ring Oh, let's see here. Oh, this is sad. One
• 1:41:43
  of the most legendary radio shows of all time
• 1:41:46
  is Star and Buckwild. Now, Star still does his
• 1:41:51
  show online, and he's an absolute legend, but
• 1:41:54
  Buckwild, I passed away. So rest in peace. Howard
• 1:41:59
  Stern's wife, Beth, said she's proud of her husband
• 1:42:02
  for his move to HBO Max. I wish they were just
• 1:42:07
  doing two shows a week. One show a week is like,
• 1:42:09
  man, if you have an off day, then we're not going
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  to hear it from you for a while. We're going
• 1:42:14
  to try to call a friend right now. Actually,
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  I'll hit him up later. David Mahoney, they are
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  moving from 107 .5 to 107 .9 in Las Vegas. Man,
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  Jason Mahoney is one of the good guys in radio.
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  So we applaud him here on Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy. Oh, we do! All right. Time for Tampa Bay
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  News. Oh, is that annoying? Yeah. Oh, Jake! The
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  city's crazy moves. We got stories hotter than
• 1:43:11
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  hour when the real begins. Turn it up loud, let's
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  get in the mix. From St. Pete to the world, we
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  bringing the fix. All right, right now. Leaders
• 1:43:57
  behind Tampa's historic Jackson House are clearing
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  up. All right, so if you're listening in another
• 1:44:01
  city, it's this house near Ybor City that's about
• 1:44:05
  to fall over. And for some reason, we love it.
• 1:44:08
  What happens next? Now, after more of the structure
• 1:44:10
  came down recently, questions have grown about
• 1:44:13
  whether the house can still be saved. I would
• 1:44:15
  say not, but you know what? Let's waste our tax
• 1:44:17
  payer's money on it. Mm -hmm. This loser here.
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  Well, new tonight, a Polk County man is behind
• 1:44:23
  bars. Man! What is it about Polk County? After
• 1:44:27
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• 1:44:29
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• 1:44:33
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  the father drove through a road closure and crashed
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  his car. All right, delightful. Not at all. And
• 1:44:48
  there's this dork. an alarming story in St. Pete.
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  Police say a woman walked up to a stranger pumping
• 1:44:54
  gas and deliberately lit that pump on fire. Loser!
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  Man, we got a mental health problem in this country.
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  The victim is now in the hospital with second
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  she's okay. Not really. It's time for Sidekick
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  News, bro. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah! Let's go. I'll
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  Welcome to the circus. Riding in the booth, cutting
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  Screenshot save, little goodnight, babe. Then
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  friends in South Carolina the following year.
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  All right. It's time for Chicago news, bro. Oh,
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  yeah. Oh, geez. Ryan Hobbs got the mic, he's
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  here we go. Oh, jeez. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!
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  I had no idea I just clicked this right here.
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  Oh, yeah. Mayor Brandon Johnson's campaign hoping
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  to build on successes of the first three years.
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  Yeah, I don't know. There's a shot! Something
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  about him I don't like. I feel like he got lucky
• 1:48:26
  this summer. The crime was at an all -time low.
• 1:48:29
  He has completely separated the city. He sides
• 1:48:33
  with the criminals. And he's a bad guy who won't
• 1:48:37
  talk to all of the media. The city has become
• 1:48:40
  absolutely worse since he's joined. To secure
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  another four, despite the shooting up in Humboldt
• 1:48:47
  Park today, the mayor... Yeah, you know, despite
• 1:48:49
  all the crime... Brandon's there, hiding in his
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  nice house. Campaign touting a steep reduction
• 1:48:56
  in violence during his first term. And his messaging
• 1:49:00
  as part of this campaign relaunch signifies exactly
• 1:49:03
  the kind of things he's going to do. Yeah, so
• 1:49:04
  there's some stat that, I will give him credit,
• 1:49:07
  that says that crime's down since 1960. But there
• 1:49:10
  has to be a technicality. Because people are
• 1:49:13
  being shoved off the CTA train. There's a lot
• 1:49:16
  going on. They'll be pushing for if he can win
• 1:49:19
  another term. You're annoying. Oh, yeah. Who
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  wants a corrupt mayor that doesn't care about
• 1:49:33
  our city? Shut up. Blah, blah, blah. Probably
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  one of his side chicks. He doesn't care about
• 1:49:49
  you. He's not your friend. Politicians don't
• 1:49:52
  care about you. Under iffy weather conditions,
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  to rally around Mayor Brandon Johnson as he launches
• 1:49:57
  what many believe will be a challenging campaign
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  for re -election. Yay, don't say! An awful mayor
• 1:50:03
  like him, with some successes, is going to have
• 1:50:06
  a hard campaign. Breaking news! Johnson is facing
• 1:50:10
  a significant group of would -be challengers
• 1:50:12
  at a time when his popularity is not particularly
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• 1:50:24
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• 1:50:30
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• 1:50:33
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• 1:50:36
  stop. All right, Alexa, stop. Alexa, shut up.
• 1:50:39
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• 1:50:43
  from the suburbs. A poll this summer showed his
• 1:50:45
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• 1:50:48
  his supporters remained confident and continued.
• 1:50:50
  If you are a supporter of him, Alexa, shut up.
• 1:50:53
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• 1:50:56
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  Happy Hot Topic. You know what the blah, blah,
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  on. Here it is. Buy my book from. So in The Critic,
• 1:51:32
  he goes, buy my book. This is what my blah, blah,
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  blah reminded me of. Of course, he doesn't want
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  die. Drop that knife! Jeremy, you're just an
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  actor. You don't know how to use that thing.
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  It's just a gun, for God's sake. It's not a bloody
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  Xerox machine. Ow! Idiot! Whoops. Can we take
• 1:51:59
  that again? All he said was, buy my book! I will
• 1:52:19
  never pass up on a chance to talk about the critic.
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  Never! Alrighty, we have a little limited time
• 1:52:27
  here, so let's do Louisville news without the
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  music. That is the longest breaking news music
• 1:52:35
  ever. Jesus Christ! We begin with some breaking
• 1:52:39
  news tonight. The city of Louisville has suspended
• 1:52:42
  another local business's liquor license. Oh,
• 1:52:45
  yeah, they're in trouble out there. After it
• 1:52:48
  was connected to a shooting. Yeah, that's how
• 1:52:51
  I do it. The Nelson County Sheriff's Office is
• 1:52:56
  warning the public of a scam involving illegal
• 1:52:59
  documents sent to homes. The documents threaten
• 1:53:02
  immediate arrest for missing jury duty. Oh, yeah.
• 1:53:05
  I feel like I'd be a little afraid of that if
• 1:53:07
  that came in my mailbox. All right. Let's see
• 1:53:12
  what's going on in Orlando. Our top story tonight,
• 1:53:15
  a man who rushed to help a person killed by a
• 1:53:18
  lightning strike in celebration is talking to
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  Fox 35. Thanks for joining us this evening. I'm
• 1:53:25
  Luanne. Someone died because of lightning. That's
• 1:53:27
  sad. That's right here. See something, say something,
• 1:53:33
  just put a kidnapper away for likely the rest
• 1:53:36
  of his life. Darnell Hairston was sentenced to
• 1:53:39
  30 years today for kidnapping and... He just
• 1:53:42
  looks like a cattle listener. You know what I
• 1:53:45
  mean? Public concerns over the future of the
• 1:53:48
  Palm Bay Aquatic Center had scores of people
• 1:53:50
  speaking out. They recently... Yeah, you gotta
• 1:53:52
  keep the pool. You gotta be in shape. Can you
• 1:53:55
  tell I'm energetic today? I swam last night.
• 1:53:58
  Is it possible to be too old to legally drive
• 1:54:01
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• 1:54:04
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• 1:54:07
  Whatever, there's that. We're just flying through
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  the news. I think it's time to get high as we
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  This is getting ridiculous. That's smoky everywhere.
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  My cat's sleeping. Only a psychopath would be
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• 1:58:40
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• 1:58:49
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• 2:01:44
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  We got the rhythm. We got the flow. We got them
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  shit be going right, well, I just flip into the
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  to be anywhere they ask me Cash like Johnny,
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  banks like Ashley Burnin' like a Camelite, stupid
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  hoe, ask me Don't ask me shit about me And know
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  the game really ain't shit without me She might
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  have to pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna
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  ain't as good as you, stupid motherfucker, the
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  rings. G -H -X -A -M -M. Shadows hit the street,
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  Hoppy's jokes and jacksies are daily grind. Now
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  The Hoppy Hour is coming to a close. Love you.
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  Good night, and God bless America. Door is closing.