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OUTRO: Paperwork Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate, good stuff, Fellas nothing Mogie.
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  Speaker 3: I just.
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  Speaker 4: You know, when I was a younger man, I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if I should tell the story.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it should, I do what man?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you want to I was in Wellington, I was
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  Speaker 4: I must have been eighteen, going to Polytech their higher learning.
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  Speaker 5: Fellasay, that's what we said to do it school. I
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  Speaker 5: wanted to take.
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  Speaker 4: Pick It's about right to be fair, honestly, I honestly
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  Speaker 4: a complete fucking waste of time.
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  Speaker 2: It was very much a stepping stone to fuck it.
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  Speaker 3: It was a stone to twenty two thousand dollars worth
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  Speaker 3: a det well.
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing tack right now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's different, thought it. That's different. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I want to see Jase disst so I can
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  Speaker 2: clip this off and then send it into like to
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  Speaker 2: cut it. But carry on.
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  Speaker 4: And me and my mate went down in Wellington, Wellington
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  Speaker 4: there and we got on the paperwork. Beautiful day and
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  Speaker 4: Wellington and paperwork Jason's l s D. But I don't
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  Speaker 4: want anybody to know what it was. Sure, And can
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  Speaker 4: I just say I don't recommend anybody takes drugs and
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  Speaker 4: this is also not a true story. Sure, And a
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  Speaker 4: beautiful's day in Wellington and we sort of me and
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  Speaker 4: my mate went to dockside, one of the bars down there.
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  Speaker 4: One of the symptoms of drug drug taking that didn't happen.
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  Speaker 4: Everything's very funny, very funny, but we're having a lovely time,
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  Speaker 4: especially on a sunny day. There's something about it where
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  Speaker 4: the colors are brighter. Yes, the world just comes alive.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty special. Not that I recommend doing it.
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  Speaker 2: As it likes one's because I haven't done it and
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  Speaker 2: I never will.
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  Speaker 3: Mike.
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  Speaker 2: No, of course, is it like someone's turned the contrast
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  Speaker 2: and the saturation right up on a TV or something.
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  Speaker 4: It sort of very very for a moment, from paperwork
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  Speaker 4: to paperwork. Yes, And anyway, we went into what's that
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  Speaker 4: Civic square? Civic Square next to the Wellington Town Hall.
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  Speaker 4: Beautiful day. It was, yes, people everywhere. We came up
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  Speaker 4: a set of stairs and we rounded a corner and
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  Speaker 4: there was about fifteen young woman in school uniform. They
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  Speaker 4: would have been about our age. I was aden, but
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  Speaker 4: they were in school uniform sort of draped all over
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  Speaker 4: these stairs in various It was the weirdest thing to
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  Speaker 4: happen upon and one of the most.
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  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 4: And I was of the age I wasn't forty seven,
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  Speaker 4: which I am now that would be wrong, yes, but
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  Speaker 4: at that stage you're a holy shit. I've still got
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  Speaker 4: that as a snapshot, and it was it was like
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  Speaker 4: someone was playing a trick on us.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, because it's like you've almost come to like this
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  Speaker 2: amazing private garden area.
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  Speaker 4: It was like a fairy tale. It was really used
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  Speaker 4: to be really quite a great place in that civic square.
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  Speaker 4: And particularly that that moment is eached my mind. But
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  Speaker 4: that reminded me of just just what Jason is looking
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  Speaker 4: at it out there and what ended up happening. Were
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  Speaker 4: you guys too off your face too?
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  Speaker 3: We weren't going anywhere near it. You were just like.
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  Speaker 4: From our point of view, it's a magical moment. From
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  Speaker 4: their point of view, there's two dron goes with your
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  Speaker 4: jaws on the floor and their eyes bulging out of
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  Speaker 4: the fucking head that won't go away.
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  Speaker 3: But no, we were shaves on. That's probably a bit.
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  Speaker 5: We were funnily enough, Margie talking about that sort of
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  Speaker 5: stuff before you came into who was about taking certain things.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, like paperwork and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, And I was saying, I've never take paperwork
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  Speaker 2: and have no desire to.
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  Speaker 5: I have taken paperwork, and can I say that I've
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  Speaker 5: had tremendously good times, yes, responsibly, responsibly and tremendously bad times.
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  Speaker 4: I've never done it, but if I had, I would
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  Speaker 4: never ever have had a bad experience.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just repeat what I just said?
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  Speaker 5: If I ever did take it, I imagine I would
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  Speaker 5: have had her head tremendously in other times and tremendously
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  Speaker 5: bad times.
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  Speaker 2: It's hypothetically speaking in the past and another life, Jase,
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  Speaker 2: if you had taken it and then gone out into
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  Speaker 2: a field, was it that one that was a bad situation?
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  Speaker 5: Hypothetically speaking hypothetically, if I had taken it, I could
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  Speaker 5: see myself on many occasions going to a field or
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  Speaker 5: bush or the ocean.
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  Speaker 2: Dangerous swimming.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, that was say I would maybe go out
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  Speaker 5: west somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: Wanting to tree a tree or bush, just one tree.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 3: You just look at it, look at it. You're just
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  Speaker 3: look at it.
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  Speaker 5: You look at it, and the sound, the sound and vision.
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  Speaker 5: Everything is heightened and even if you don't have a
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  Speaker 5: tree mug, you just look at the sky.
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  Speaker 2: The whole Racky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hurarchy. The Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Is this way.
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  Speaker 2: Like pink Floyd, for example, was so massive because you
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  Speaker 2: could be doing some paperwork listening to pink Floyd, you know,
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  Speaker 2: at the dark side.
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  Speaker 3: Of the Moon.
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  Speaker 2: I prefer nature to pink us, But I do you
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  Speaker 2: think that was the drug that made them?
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  Speaker 4: So you know, people exactly the doors as well, and yeah, THROUGHO.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds terrible. I don't want to do it that
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  Speaker 2: I you wouldn't like it. We should definitely not do
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  Speaker 2: it at some stage.
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  Speaker 5: Speaking of you nature of the music in that scenario,
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  Speaker 5: I was with a group of mates in that scenario
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  Speaker 5: and they were hypothetically speaking, and they got on a
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  Speaker 5: real cartoon watching buzz.
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  Speaker 3: Right, and that just they would freak you out. That
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  Speaker 3: was not good for me.
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  Speaker 5: And I was watching cartoons for about fifteen minutes and
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  Speaker 5: they were in hysterics and just going off and I
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  Speaker 5: had to leave because it was just too much for me.
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  Speaker 5: And I had to go. And we had a beautiful
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  Speaker 5: little garden, so I wouldn't sat in the garden.
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  Speaker 3: That was much better.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't had a recent experience at all where I
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  Speaker 4: was on mushrooms. I haven't and a similar sort of
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  Speaker 4: thing was going on. Something was on YouTube or something
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 3: Ayah.
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  Speaker 4: One of the people I was just said, should we
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  Speaker 4: just turn this off and go outside? And that was
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  Speaker 4: the best decision that was never made because it didn't happen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is so confusing. You just get drawn into
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  Speaker 3: stuff back then, am I watching this?
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  Speaker 2: It was the cart If you watch something like ren
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  Speaker 2: and stimpy or something that's so like absurd and out
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  Speaker 2: there that would freaky them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if you're aware that it's that, it's nobody's
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  Speaker 4: thinking that fact will has taken me over all, you know,
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  Speaker 4: or anything. I never know, you never you're very aware
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  Speaker 4: of what's going on and the reason why you're feeling
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  Speaker 4: the way that you are. You don't forget that, right.
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  Speaker 4: What's funny about all of that stuff is what never
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  Speaker 4: comes into people's consciousness when they're deciding about those sorts
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  Speaker 4: of things. I don't think the reason why people don't
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  Speaker 4: do that is because you think, ah nah, it's illegal.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it doesn't come into I don't think.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think there might be somebody in the world
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  Speaker 4: where that has been the thing that has stopped them
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  Speaker 4: from doing it. But I think people would more be like,
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  Speaker 4: oh no, I don't like the sound of it. I'm
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  Speaker 4: a bit scared of. But certainly I don't think the
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  Speaker 4: thing is oh fuck, I'd love to men.
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  Speaker 3: But it's illegal. Yeah yeah, that never Yeah, but that's
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  Speaker 3: meant to be the deterrent.
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  Speaker 2: When you're a kid, being told it's illegal is what
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  Speaker 2: then turns into fear later on in life. From my
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  Speaker 2: experience with some of my friends who haven't done it ever,
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  Speaker 2: genuinely have not done it, they were told it was
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  Speaker 2: so bad when they were kids, and it's illegal and
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  Speaker 2: you should never do it. That now it is like
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  Speaker 2: a terrifying thing.
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  Speaker 4: Right yeah, okay, So but is it because it was
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  Speaker 4: so bad or because it was they used to tell
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  Speaker 4: you it was fucking bad? Your brain up, Yeah, that
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  Speaker 4: would sk you. But whether something is illegal or not,
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that he has a big all that.
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  Speaker 2: But to play, all that does is prohibit your ability
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  Speaker 2: to get it, to.
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  Speaker 4: Get something that's not probably like being tainted with something else, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so that's what makes it tough. Yeah, it's funny, isn't.
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  Speaker 4: It's meant to be. That's meant to be the deterrent.
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  Speaker 4: And you know, I've never heard anybody of that conversation.
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  Speaker 5: If I was to contemplate doing something like that, I wouldn't. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: And I know of people that have done it, many
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  Speaker 5: people quite close to me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, very close.
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  Speaker 5: And I can tell you that illegality was not an issue.
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  Speaker 3: You know, what you shouldn't do, you shouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: I would hate this, take all of us to the badge,
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  Speaker 2: you know, because I would hate that.
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  Speaker 5: What you what you don't want to do, I've heard
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  Speaker 5: from like a best made of mine, is take some
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  Speaker 5: paperwork and then get thoughts in your head like how
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  Speaker 5: do I breathe?
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  Speaker 3: Which is the sort of.
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  Speaker 5: Thing that my head would do, and then you go
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  Speaker 5: on an interior spiral of oh my god, how am
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  Speaker 5: I breathing?
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  Speaker 3: That's not a good thing.
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  Speaker 5: And another thing you don't want to do, because another
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  Speaker 5: really good friend of mine did it while he was
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  Speaker 5: taking paperwork, was look in the mirror and he turned
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  Speaker 5: into satan.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Well, that's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 5: I'm talking with like horns up to the roof talents, talents,
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  Speaker 5: talents are on and his face split apart in doubled
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  Speaker 5: in size. That happened to a maid of mine.
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  Speaker 3: You got your mate, well he got his money's with Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she was.
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  Speaker 5: A He said it was a particularly potent brew that
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  Speaker 5: lasted about twelve hours.
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  Speaker 2: As your mate now like really nervous and anxious around
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  Speaker 2: at the thought of doing it.
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  Speaker 5: He does have anxiety attacks.
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  Speaker 3: This yeah far out. Well, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: I hope I don't meet him. He sounds like a
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  Speaker 2: bit of a handful.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: Hey see how purposely the douche for ages because he
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  Speaker 2: knew I was right in the middle of trying to
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  Speaker 2: say some Edmund. Sure, he just held it there as
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  Speaker 2: long as he could. Hey, how does you make show
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  Speaker 2: fortal seven radio? I can check it out. It's so good.