Sunning your WHAT!?
In this episode of Controlled Burn, Shane Davis and Brandon Fountain come in hot after a doomscroll discovery that raises the most important question nobody asked for: why is anyone “sunning” their perineum… and what does that even accomplish?
From there, the conversation spirals (respectfully) through regional slang, the realities of getting older (everything hurts, surprise), and the kind of lab-adjacent chaos you only get when the Red Bull is driving.Underneath the comedy, they still land the plane on compliance and contamination like why your lab can’t test bodily fluids under current ISO…
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