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Huge Top Circus w/ Holly Boxsprings & Angelica Pasquini | TBCC Ep. 36 · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_03: Coming up on the big tea couch.
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SPEAKER_01: I did learn that Dennis know when you've been sucking.
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SPEAKER_03: They're like, especially you.
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SPEAKER_03: What wow has ever seen this so opened up?
0:10
SPEAKER_03: Can we photograph this?
0:11
SPEAKER_03: It's like a hallway.
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SPEAKER_03: Lindsay Lohan, her SUV pulled up.
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SPEAKER_03: I was like, Linz.
0:17
SPEAKER_03: And then I go again, I'm like, Linz, Lind's.
0:20
SPEAKER_03: So she was like, oh, this is who I'm looking for.
0:21
SPEAKER_03: And then it was like, where is it going to?
0:25
SPEAKER_03: It's really scary.
0:26
SPEAKER_03: It's really scary.
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SPEAKER_03: Like, Linz, Linz, Lindse.
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SPEAKER_03: I blew it.
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SPEAKER_03: But like for that little moment, she thought I was who she needed to be with.
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SPEAKER_03: Lin.
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SPEAKER_03: I love that.
0:35
SPEAKER_03: Stick around.
0:47
SPEAKER_02: Ew.
0:48
SPEAKER_02: The fuck?
0:51
SPEAKER_03: Girl.
0:52
SPEAKER_03: Look at that.
0:53
SPEAKER_03: You're killing the vibe.
0:55
SPEAKER_03: Too sincere.
0:56
SPEAKER_03: Never.
0:57
SPEAKER_03: Never sincere enough.
0:59
SPEAKER_03: No, more sincere than you are.
1:00
SPEAKER_03: You're so earnest and sincere.
1:01
SPEAKER_03: You are Ernest Balsone.
1:02
SPEAKER_03: Ernest Balsone.
1:04
SPEAKER_03: Andor Gina Spears.
1:06
SPEAKER_03: Welcome back to the podcast.
1:07
SPEAKER_03: Welcome back to the Big Country Couch.
1:09
SPEAKER_03: Hi.
1:09
SPEAKER_03: Hi, I'm Mike Fales.
1:11
SPEAKER_03: I'm a clown.
1:13
SPEAKER_03: It's crazy that tonight is um loosely clown night.
1:16
SPEAKER_03: It's uh all eyes on me in the center of the ring.
1:18
SPEAKER_03: Well, there's a reason for this because see this little teapot purse here, viewers, listeners.
1:24
SPEAKER_03: We went to a party maybe a year ago.
1:25
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:26
SPEAKER_03: At this point, I don't even know what the charity was for.
1:27
SPEAKER_03: Me neither.
1:28
SPEAKER_03: Who cares?
1:28
SPEAKER_03: It was a clown theme party.
1:30
SPEAKER_03: And so I customized this purse.
1:31
SPEAKER_03: Because, like, you know, when you go into rag, you need a purse.
1:34
SPEAKER_03: Like crazy.
1:35
SPEAKER_03: That makes me feel crazier than like having to carry a purse.
1:39
SPEAKER_03: Because it's like, what weird?
1:40
SPEAKER_03: That's the line.
1:41
SPEAKER_03: It gets really crossy.
1:42
SPEAKER_03: You can't.
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SPEAKER_03: In a way that's like fun and freeing, but also kind of like, who am I?
1:45
SPEAKER_03: Um, but so the purse sort of stole the show.
1:48
SPEAKER_03: Everyone was gagging over it.
1:49
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, okay, I need to buy another one and retroactively shoot a tutorial on how we did this.
1:57
SPEAKER_03: So then that called for a fucking clown look.
2:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:02
SPEAKER_03: Here I am.
2:03
SPEAKER_03: How are you?
2:04
SPEAKER_03: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
2:06
SPEAKER_02: I am doing okay.
2:07
SPEAKER_02: I cannot, for the life of me, remember when I wore this shirt last.
2:10
SPEAKER_02: Must I know I've worn it once in like the last 15 years, and then it's been in my closet ever since.
2:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's driving me nuts because like I would remember.
2:17
SPEAKER_02: Remember.
2:18
SPEAKER_02: I know.
2:18
SPEAKER_02: I need like your memory is something else.
2:20
SPEAKER_02: It's gone.
2:20
SPEAKER_02: I need whoever uh stole my brain to just look through the files and tell me when I wore this last because it's driving me crazy.
2:27
SPEAKER_02: Um it's like fruit stripe.
2:28
SPEAKER_02: That's why I really I know, I love it.
2:30
SPEAKER_03: Because it's kind of giving like me accidentally shopping for toddler clothing, you know.
2:34
SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, because also my look is always very like little boyslash old man.
2:39
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'm hard.
2:40
SPEAKER_02: Your suspenders explode off.
2:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:42
SPEAKER_02: Um, it's good.
2:44
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what it is, and then these are uh vintage, and I'm wearing my my studio crocs because these are the clowniest shoes that I that I have.
2:50
SPEAKER_02: Sorry to be you.
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SPEAKER_02: Those are the clowniest shoes you own.
2:53
SPEAKER_02: Uh no, they work.
2:54
SPEAKER_02: They're cute.
2:55
SPEAKER_02: I love a good croc.
2:56
SPEAKER_02: And what is your problem?
2:57
SPEAKER_02: My problem, okay.
2:57
SPEAKER_02: So I have two problems.
3:00
SPEAKER_02: One is I was watching porn and somebody had uploaded.
3:04
SPEAKER_02: What do you watch your porn?
3:05
SPEAKER_02: Oh, all over the porn.
3:06
SPEAKER_02: All over the place.
3:07
SPEAKER_03: Um I have uh an addiction to maceration, but I'm the same, of course.
3:10
SPEAKER_02: But not porn.
3:11
SPEAKER_02: Weird.
3:12
SPEAKER_02: Wait, so you're just like all au natural, like imaginate.
3:14
SPEAKER_02: Well, you are a big pretender.
3:15
SPEAKER_02: You have a really active imagination.
3:17
SPEAKER_02: Think of the imagination.
3:18
SPEAKER_02: Think of where we go.
3:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:21
SPEAKER_02: Um, I was watching porn, and somebody had uploaded a supercut of like a TV show that, and it was all of the scenes of male nudity, and it was really hot.
3:29
SPEAKER_02: It was like flaccid dicks, like guys jumping in a pool.
3:32
SPEAKER_02: There was like butts of like guys like having sex, and I was like, this show looks amazing.
3:36
SPEAKER_02: I want to fucking watch the show.
3:37
SPEAKER_02: Where's what was one show?
3:39
SPEAKER_02: It was one show, yeah, yeah.
3:40
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
3:40
SPEAKER_02: So I found out what the show was.
3:41
SPEAKER_02: I looked it up and I watched it, and it was horrible.
3:42
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, why can't I get like why can't we one good gay, hot thing that's like actually horny and not like he did rivalry?
3:48
SPEAKER_03: Well, it's sort of like that's why I'm always like, yeah, we got a positive representation.
3:52
SPEAKER_03: One show out there, you know.
3:53
SPEAKER_03: I knew you were gonna say that.
3:54
SPEAKER_03: Positive representation.
3:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and my question always when like you talk about it, I'm like, why is it positive representation?
3:59
SPEAKER_03: Because I think it's just because they're like showing gays in a yeah, yeah, it's showing gays in a different light, you know, for the straights.
4:04
SPEAKER_03: I said this before, they need to be eased into like gay.
4:07
SPEAKER_03: Start off slow, but show them some athletic men who like you know athletics happen to be addicted to cock.
4:14
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, yeah.
4:16
SPEAKER_02: And my other problem is I kind of I kind of want to trim my pubes.
4:21
SPEAKER_02: Oh wow, yeah, which is like thank you.
4:24
SPEAKER_02: But we bond over the fact that we have giant bouchards, so I thought you'd be a little bit more.
4:28
SPEAKER_03: I know, I'm like, you're well.
4:31
SPEAKER_02: I have calm makeup on.
4:33
SPEAKER_03: So uh this con doesn't have a bush.
4:35
SPEAKER_02: I'll keep you posted, I guess.
4:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, please do.
4:37
SPEAKER_02: Let us know what shape you're going for.
4:39
SPEAKER_02: There used to be somebody in New York, I think they went by the name Dr.
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SPEAKER_02: Manzillion, and he would do like manscaping on, I think like mostly like porn people.
4:48
SPEAKER_02: But I was like, I kind of want to like book a session and get like a nice shape up.
4:51
SPEAKER_03: Like, well, you love that.
4:52
SPEAKER_03: You love to pick up.
4:53
SPEAKER_02: I do, I love like the services.
4:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
4:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, which is like so interesting to me.
4:56
SPEAKER_03: Um, please do go get a professional.
4:59
SPEAKER_03: Maybe I'll vlog it.
4:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
5:00
SPEAKER_03: Get a professional shave down.
5:01
SPEAKER_03: Um, I love that for you.
5:02
SPEAKER_03: Uh, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
5:04
SPEAKER_03: Who am I wearing?
5:06
SPEAKER_03: Um friends of the pod, Alice and Olivia.
5:09
SPEAKER_03: No, just kidding.
5:10
SPEAKER_03: Singular.
5:10
SPEAKER_03: Stacey Bedet, what's her freaking name?
5:12
SPEAKER_03: Bendet, the designer of Alice and Olivia is like.
5:14
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't know.
5:15
SPEAKER_02: You know more about Alice Olivia than anyone I know.
5:17
SPEAKER_03: She's a huge part of my life.
5:18
SPEAKER_03: Am I the like the only queen who's wearing Alice and Olivia in 2026?
5:22
SPEAKER_03: Probably.
5:22
SPEAKER_03: But whatever.
5:23
SPEAKER_03: She checks a lot of boxes for Gina, you know?
5:25
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
5:25
SPEAKER_03: It's like Guido, Kardashian, like intersection.
5:28
SPEAKER_03: Like, it works.
5:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I feel like Dottie Sue.
5:30
SPEAKER_03: I painted on a clown, a sad clown face, as you can see, which is throwing me off because every time I look in the mirror, I'm like, why am I like constipated?
5:38
SPEAKER_03: I chose this life.
5:39
SPEAKER_02: Um this is sort of the definition of like, you wanna this is how you want to look.
5:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
5:44
SPEAKER_03: Crazy.
5:45
SPEAKER_03: Like, whatever.
5:46
SPEAKER_03: I was so bored with my makeup.
5:47
SPEAKER_03: Like, I was like, something different, please.
5:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
5:49
SPEAKER_03: And also we have another drag queen coming tonight.
5:51
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, ooh, let me let me have fun with the crayons.
5:54
SPEAKER_03: And then these shoes are psychotic.
5:56
SPEAKER_03: They're from a company called Why R You.
5:58
SPEAKER_03: And they do like stacks and stuff.
6:00
SPEAKER_03: They were like the original, original company that was that started like doing stacks and stuff, but I got them when I used to uh stand when I used to work at Gothic Renaissance.
6:07
SPEAKER_02: Right, right, right, right.
6:08
SPEAKER_03: Back in the day, honey.
6:10
SPEAKER_03: Um, and what is my problem?
6:11
SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
6:12
SPEAKER_02: Well, what about the wig and what about the hat?
6:13
SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
6:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh, true, true, true, true, true.
6:15
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
6:15
SPEAKER_03: So had a bowler.
6:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
6:17
SPEAKER_03: Fully encrusted it with stones.
6:18
SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes, yes.
6:19
SPEAKER_03: You did.
6:20
SPEAKER_03: Kind of inspired by Bob the Drag Queen when he was doing his like uh behind the scenes, like, this is my, I don't know, closet or something.
6:26
SPEAKER_03: Oh, the studio.
6:27
SPEAKER_03: And he wore this in the Madonna tour, like uh a really good encrusted bowler.
6:30
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, I have a bowler, maybe from HM.
6:34
SPEAKER_03: Piece of shit.
6:34
SPEAKER_03: What would happen if we encrusted it?
6:36
SPEAKER_02: Well, weren't you saying that like you could Amazon like a fedora, but not you couldn't get the bowler?
6:41
SPEAKER_03: Halfway through.
6:42
SPEAKER_03: Halfway through.
6:43
SPEAKER_03: What's that noise?
6:44
SPEAKER_03: Hello?
6:45
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
6:46
SPEAKER_03: Weird cryptic like swing set sound.
6:48
SPEAKER_03: Oh, the gate probably is closing.
6:51
SPEAKER_03: We love an ominous swing set around here.
6:53
SPEAKER_03: Someone's getting murdered.
6:55
SPEAKER_03: Here's hoping.
6:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I started to do it and it took a long time and I'm ADD, so I was like, fuck this shit.
7:00
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, please tell me this.
7:01
SPEAKER_03: I can't just Amazon this.
7:02
SPEAKER_03: And you can't.
7:03
SPEAKER_03: Good.
7:03
SPEAKER_03: You can get like the pre-stoned like fedora, and you could get a bucket hat, but like what makes it cool is that it's a bowler.
7:09
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
7:09
SPEAKER_03: Sentence I never would uh thought I would say.
7:12
SPEAKER_03: Um and then yeah, this wig is a foam wig actually from Nordstrom.
7:16
SPEAKER_03: I costumed the Nordstrom holiday show.
7:18
SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
7:19
SPEAKER_03: We actually have one of our guests is uh the snow queen at the holiday show.
7:24
SPEAKER_03: So perfect time.
7:25
SPEAKER_03: The snow show.
7:26
SPEAKER_03: The snow show, duh.
7:28
SPEAKER_03: Um so yeah, it's just glittered in foam, and it's a different look for Gina because usually I'm like a real woman.
7:33
SPEAKER_03: Today I'm like, what the she belongs in a ball pit.
7:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
7:37
SPEAKER_03: She belongs in a ball pit.
7:38
SPEAKER_03: And let's see, what is my problem?
7:40
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I have been inundated by horrible ads on KTU.
7:45
SPEAKER_03: You know, I'm back and forth here, like it's a long drive.
7:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
7:48
SPEAKER_03: So, okay, there's the Jonas ad about their new podcast.
7:51
SPEAKER_03: Have you heard it?
7:52
SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes.
7:52
SPEAKER_03: You heard it in the corner.
7:54
SPEAKER_03: It's written.
7:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
7:55
SPEAKER_03: And it's really corny.
7:55
SPEAKER_03: They're like one of them is like, we invented podcasts.
7:59
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, no, we didn't.
8:01
SPEAKER_03: And it's crazy that it's just like written banters, and that it's like, wow, really void of energy.
8:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Krangerella.
8:06
SPEAKER_03: But I guess that's them.
8:07
SPEAKER_03: That's like the Jonas brothers.
8:08
SPEAKER_03: But with that being said, should I impersonate Frankie Jonas?
8:10
SPEAKER_03: Like the other brother.
8:11
SPEAKER_03: The bonus Jonas.
8:12
SPEAKER_03: I need to be Frankie Jonas and I need to be um Britney's sons.
8:14
SPEAKER_03: Jaden?
8:15
SPEAKER_03: Sean Jaden.
8:16
SPEAKER_03: Sean Preston.
8:16
SPEAKER_03: Sean Presson.
8:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
8:19
SPEAKER_03: So there's that.
8:19
SPEAKER_03: And then there's Culture Pop, which is driving me insane.
8:22
SPEAKER_03: The Culture Pop ads are embarrassing.
8:24
SPEAKER_03: They need to stop.
8:25
SPEAKER_03: It's like these like crunchy like millennials being like trying overly hard to be relatable.
8:30
SPEAKER_03: And they're like, hey, it's me from Culture Pop and Naomi from Maring.
8:35
SPEAKER_03: She's like, and we are launching a raspberry lemonade.
8:40
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, okay, cool.
8:41
SPEAKER_03: And they're like, we promise this is something you have never had before.
8:44
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, I've had it.
8:45
SPEAKER_03: I'm sure.
8:46
SPEAKER_03: I like I said, there's a ceiling when it comes to lemonade.
8:50
SPEAKER_03: You know?
8:50
SPEAKER_03: Like, what in 2026?
8:52
SPEAKER_03: I've had all the lemonades.
8:53
SPEAKER_03: Cut the shit and and stop.
8:55
SPEAKER_03: And the cans aren't that colorful.
8:57
SPEAKER_03: They always end with like, look for our colorful cans.
9:01
SPEAKER_03: They're not.
9:01
SPEAKER_03: They could be more colorful.
9:03
SPEAKER_03: And then lastly, sorry, but there's a third one, and I'm blanking.
9:07
SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's uh Steve insurance fraud.
9:10
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah.
9:11
SPEAKER_03: I've heard that one.
9:12
SPEAKER_03: Again, going for realist.
9:14
SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
9:15
SPEAKER_03: Going for realism, and it's this guy being like, hey, Steve, it's me.
9:19
SPEAKER_03: Uh I just wanted to call you and tell you that like my life.
9:23
SPEAKER_02: Well, no, no, it doesn't start that way.
9:24
SPEAKER_02: It says, Hey, just wanted to call and say that I had a lot of fun on your kid's birthday.
9:27
SPEAKER_02: Really?
9:27
SPEAKER_02: That was really fun.
9:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
9:28
SPEAKER_02: But also, now that I have you, let me just I gotta I gotta get something off my chest.
9:31
SPEAKER_02: And then like he goes into this like super dark and dramatic monologue about forever insurance fraud.
9:37
SPEAKER_02: He's like, Don't do what I did.
9:39
SPEAKER_03: And then he hangs up.
9:41
SPEAKER_03: And then I wish it said, like, the mailbox is full.
9:44
SPEAKER_03: I cannot receive any, you know, like I wish.
9:45
SPEAKER_03: That's where it should be.
9:46
SPEAKER_03: And he's like, the fuck?
9:47
SPEAKER_03: Let Steve put his kids ahead.
9:49
SPEAKER_03: Steve is at a cross-resting convention.
9:52
SPEAKER_03: I've I I've done the math.
9:53
SPEAKER_03: He's, you know, doing his own thing and he's at a retreat.
9:57
SPEAKER_03: His wife thinks he's on a business trip.
9:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
9:58
SPEAKER_03: But he's doing his thing.
10:00
SPEAKER_03: And so he doesn't need to get this.
10:02
SPEAKER_02: Steve does not need to get like the Is insurance fraud that big of a deal that we need to like publicly kind of denounce it on the radio.
10:08
SPEAKER_03: I don't know, but it always ends with like an automated like female voice saying, like, New Yorkers lose up to$900 a year because of insurance fraud.
10:16
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, nah, it could be worse.
10:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right?
10:18
SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh, yeah.
10:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh, we're fine.
10:19
SPEAKER_03: We're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
10:21
SPEAKER_03: Keep going.
10:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I need I need all the radio spots to stop.
10:23
SPEAKER_03: Pretty style, like, stop.
10:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can't do that.
10:25
SPEAKER_03: You know, I can't, I can't do it.
10:27
SPEAKER_02: It's also the top dog is like the well, sweetie, I've grown to love top dog in this landscape.
10:31
SPEAKER_02: Well, you know, there's a top dog contest.
10:33
SPEAKER_02: I know.
10:33
SPEAKER_02: You can like submit a jingle or something and get it made.
10:35
SPEAKER_02: They could probably have like a streaming service by now.
10:37
SPEAKER_02: Like they're taking over.
10:38
SPEAKER_02: You should audition for Top Dog.
10:39
SPEAKER_02: I should, yeah.
10:40
SPEAKER_02: We should do it together.
10:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we should.
10:42
SPEAKER_03: But you know what the problem with that is you have to like post it to your socials.
10:44
SPEAKER_03: It's like I would literally back in the day, like when you didn't need to like identify with like your contest submission, you know, it was really freeing.
10:52
SPEAKER_03: But now you gotta really just be brave and say, hey, yeah, I auditioned for Top Dog and didn't get it.
10:57
SPEAKER_02: The level of opportunities you get are uh bound up in contests and raffles and lotteries.
11:02
SPEAKER_02: That's like really that's when you know you're really doing well.
11:04
SPEAKER_03: You're like sweepstakes are back, guys, in a huge way.
11:07
SPEAKER_03: Do you have a week in gay?
11:08
SPEAKER_03: I we I actually do.
11:10
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
11:10
SPEAKER_03: Because so someone on when I was at Sarah's, uh, someone was like bleeping me and said, Okay, I have this weird kink, I like to pay.
11:17
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, I've been looking for this uh my whole life.
11:20
SPEAKER_03: And he's like, Could I pay you a few hundred bucks to suck your dick?
11:24
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, How much?
11:26
SPEAKER_03: And he said 500.
11:27
SPEAKER_03: So now I'm kind of like, okay.
11:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
11:30
SPEAKER_03: But now I'm second guessing it.
11:31
SPEAKER_03: Why?
11:31
SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't know.
11:32
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
11:33
SPEAKER_03: Well, because I'm like cutting over an SCI, to be honest.
11:35
SPEAKER_03: Or I'm I'm fully clear.
11:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
11:39
SPEAKER_03: But like I'm just a little like traumatized from that.
11:41
SPEAKER_03: So it's just everything, I'm like, I'm overthinking everything.
11:43
SPEAKER_03: But$500 sounds absolutely perfect.
11:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
11:47
SPEAKER_03: For me to get like a blowjob, I'm like, I'm not the biggest blowjob fan.
11:50
SPEAKER_03: Maybe that's also another thing.
11:52
SPEAKER_03: I'd rather be giving it, maybe.
11:54
SPEAKER_03: Which I kind of think is true for most men, to be honest.
11:57
SPEAKER_03: Really?
11:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
11:58
SPEAKER_03: Wouldn't you rather suck a deck?
11:59
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
12:00
SPEAKER_03: Wouldn't you rather suck a dick?
12:02
SPEAKER_03: Saka dick?
12:04
unknown: Okay.
12:07
SPEAKER_02: Oh, we'll get into it.
12:10
SPEAKER_02: I'm blabbing.
12:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm so sorry, but what's your week and gay?
12:12
SPEAKER_02: Um it's not really a week and gay, but it was more like it's pride.
12:15
SPEAKER_02: So I was like, Did you have any pride stories or experiences?
12:20
SPEAKER_02: No.
12:20
SPEAKER_02: I haven't single one.
12:21
SPEAKER_02: Like a couple noteworthy ones.
12:24
SPEAKER_02: One one was I walked in the parade with my sister one time.
12:27
SPEAKER_02: Bizarre.
12:28
SPEAKER_02: I know, yeah.
12:29
SPEAKER_02: And then another one was I have a friend who invited me to go see like Lady Gaga did like a pop-up performance like down by Stonewall.
12:37
SPEAKER_02: And then he and I and Michael went and had a threesome.
12:43
SPEAKER_02: And it was great because Wait, I sorry, I missed who like entered the picture.
12:48
SPEAKER_02: Besides your sister.
12:49
SPEAKER_02: A friend.
12:49
SPEAKER_02: Because I was like, this is a different story.
12:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm so glad.
12:52
SPEAKER_02: My husband and I had a threesome with a guy with a nine-inch cock after seeing Lady Gaga.
12:55
SPEAKER_02: So that was like very like pride, pride, pride.
12:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
12:58
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
12:59
SPEAKER_02: We were like, um, we don't really like bottom, so it's like, I don't know what we're gonna do.
13:01
SPEAKER_02: He's like, no, no, I want you to fuck me.
13:03
SPEAKER_02: And we were like, okay.
13:04
SPEAKER_02: Like yeah, very proud to be gay that day.
13:06
SPEAKER_02: It was great.
13:06
SPEAKER_02: Proud to be gay.
13:07
SPEAKER_03: I don't have any pride stories, but I certainly am proud to be this.
13:11
SPEAKER_03: Well, of course, you hate gay people.
13:12
SPEAKER_03: That's the Yeah, of course.
13:14
SPEAKER_03: Um, I hate that I'm in a sneaker, to be honest, and I hate that I have no nails, but what are you gonna do?
13:18
SPEAKER_03: What can you do?
13:19
SPEAKER_03: You're clowning around.
13:20
SPEAKER_03: Clanning around.
13:21
SPEAKER_03: And on that note, should we take a little breaky poo and bring out our fabulous, fabulous guests?
13:26
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
13:26
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
13:27
SPEAKER_03: Bye.
13:36
SPEAKER_02: I was talking like porn, my pubes, and sex.
13:38
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna love that.
13:40
SPEAKER_02: You gotta be you.
13:41
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
13:42
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
13:42
SPEAKER_01: That's what that's what's authentic.
13:44
SPEAKER_02: Please welcome Holly Box brings an Angelica Pasquini.
13:49
SPEAKER_03: Polly is a drag queen, so it's always fun when there's another sister on the couch.
13:54
SPEAKER_03: Someone else wearing silicone in their bra.
13:55
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
13:56
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what you're talking about.
13:58
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh, sure.
13:58
SPEAKER_03: And Angelica is a girls girl.
14:00
SPEAKER_03: I absolutely self-proclaimed.
14:04
unknown: Yes.
14:05
SPEAKER_03: You're like never said that.
14:06
SPEAKER_03: I know.
14:07
SPEAKER_03: I didn't show me.
14:09
SPEAKER_03: I'm anointing you a girls girl.
14:10
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
14:11
SPEAKER_03: Angelica and I just met like once in birthday briefly.
14:13
SPEAKER_03: And we hit it off.
14:15
SPEAKER_04: It was immediate.
14:15
SPEAKER_04: Ange and Ange.
14:16
SPEAKER_04: Ange and Ange.
14:17
SPEAKER_04: Double Ange.
14:18
SPEAKER_03: Double Ange.
14:18
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I love that.
14:19
SPEAKER_03: Do you go by Ange?
14:20
SPEAKER_04: Sometimes.
14:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:22
SPEAKER_04: Um, Gigi, my family calls me Gigi.
14:24
SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's me.
14:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's a cute little alternative.
14:27
SPEAKER_04: But I'm not Angie, you know.
14:29
SPEAKER_04: It's not me.
14:29
SPEAKER_04: I'm Angelica ultimately.
14:31
SPEAKER_04: I love the name Gina, though.
14:32
SPEAKER_04: My dog growing up, Gina Marie.
14:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
14:34
SPEAKER_01: Gina Marie.
14:36
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
14:36
SPEAKER_01: We discussed that we were both about 22.
14:39
SPEAKER_01: And so you you, I'm assuming you watch Rugrats as well.
14:42
SPEAKER_01: So Angelica, is that a whole thing for you?
14:45
SPEAKER_03: She was saying that before you arrived, you get pickles, Miss Pickles.
14:50
SPEAKER_04: People are like, were you named after her?
14:52
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, Yes, my parents were huge Nick fans.
14:55
SPEAKER_01: My sister is juicy.
14:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
14:57
SPEAKER_01: Cynthia, the doll.
14:58
SPEAKER_04: Remember her?
14:58
SPEAKER_04: Cynthia?
14:59
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
14:59
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
15:00
SPEAKER_04: The hairs.
15:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
15:01
SPEAKER_01: I did a pageant, and I that was an evening gown.
15:03
SPEAKER_01: It was cartoons.
15:04
SPEAKER_01: So I had like uh giant uh pipe cleaners for like a yellow for that and had to like a whole evening gown version of it.
15:11
SPEAKER_01: I did win that that uh not that competition, but that part of it.
15:16
SPEAKER_01: The Cynthia doll look alike.
15:18
SPEAKER_01: Of course, don't we all?
15:20
SPEAKER_03: Oh but it says now this is really embarrassing, but uh do you guys remember the Cynthia's pop song?
15:25
SPEAKER_03: I didn't think she's like Cynthia, she's a really cool dancer.
15:29
SPEAKER_03: Cynthia, boogie to the guna.
15:32
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
15:33
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
15:34
SPEAKER_03: You're going to Shindley.
15:36
SPEAKER_03: You're going to Hollywood.
15:37
SPEAKER_03: Now I remember.
15:38
SPEAKER_03: You do?
15:39
SPEAKER_04: Now that you're singing it, I do.
15:40
SPEAKER_03: Cynthia's like in the car, like Cynthia, boogie to the guna.
15:45
SPEAKER_03: Did we mix?
15:46
SPEAKER_01: I always forget her.
15:47
SPEAKER_01: It's crazy that you're like, now I remember.
15:48
SPEAKER_01: It sounds like you're lying.
15:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what's her real Cynthia's real hair look like though?
15:53
SPEAKER_01: Like I always forget like her real hair.
15:55
SPEAKER_01: If it wasn't plucked out by that because I forget what it looks like.
15:58
SPEAKER_04: It must have been like a floral kind of moment.
16:00
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
16:01
SPEAKER_04: Because it was like this, but then Angelica was ripping it out.
16:04
SPEAKER_04: Maybe that's what the hell she had anxiety though.
16:06
SPEAKER_04: Remember her parents had problems.
16:08
SPEAKER_04: A lot of problems.
16:09
SPEAKER_04: Dad was like really not in the picture.
16:12
SPEAKER_04: It's one of those shows you watch back and you're like, oh trauma.
16:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:16
SPEAKER_04: And mom was at work.
16:17
SPEAKER_04: Yes, correct.
16:18
SPEAKER_03: And the assistant, Jonathan, that's who I was named after.
16:24
SPEAKER_03: Well, on the pod, we like to do a little segment called Who Are You Wearing and What Is Your Problem?
16:28
SPEAKER_03: So I'm gonna start with Ange, because she's the closest.
16:31
SPEAKER_03: Angelica.
16:33
SPEAKER_04: Oh, this.
16:34
SPEAKER_03: Who are you wearing?
16:34
SPEAKER_03: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
16:36
SPEAKER_04: Let's start with the wrist.
16:37
SPEAKER_04: Do you guys remember nomination bracelets?
16:39
SPEAKER_03: Is this Pandora?
16:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:41
SPEAKER_04: It's called nomination.
16:42
SPEAKER_04: I don't know if it's by Pandora.
16:44
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
16:46
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
16:47
SPEAKER_04: Sponsored by Pandora.
16:48
SPEAKER_04: Looking for the camera.
16:49
SPEAKER_04: Pandora.
16:50
SPEAKER_04: Pandora.
16:50
SPEAKER_04: Pandora.
16:51
SPEAKER_01: That's going out of business, I believe.
16:53
SPEAKER_01: I think I read that Pandora is not like.
16:55
SPEAKER_04: We had those in the mall where I grew up, did you?
16:57
SPEAKER_01: I sure did.
16:57
SPEAKER_01: Yes, we sure did.
16:58
SPEAKER_04: We sure did.
16:59
SPEAKER_02: Oh I thought those were so cool in like middle school.
17:02
SPEAKER_02: Was that like the vibe?
17:03
SPEAKER_02: It was like and I was always like, why do girls get those and aren't boys?
17:06
SPEAKER_04: They are very masculine, if you ask them.
17:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's a chunky kind of chunky charm.
17:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's a chunky charm.
17:11
SPEAKER_04: Chunky chwom.
17:12
SPEAKER_04: Chunky chwom.
17:13
SPEAKER_04: Sounds like a good cereal.
17:15
SPEAKER_04: Chunky charm.
17:17
SPEAKER_03: She's a really cool dancer.
17:19
SPEAKER_04: Chunky chom.
17:20
SPEAKER_04: Um, no, it's supposed to have like all charms, but I just chose kind of like a bare moment.
17:23
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
17:24
SPEAKER_04: I love all of that.
17:25
SPEAKER_01: Like unique things for each one, right?
17:27
SPEAKER_04: I got this when I was younger and I kept it.
17:29
SPEAKER_04: Same with the nameplate.
17:30
SPEAKER_01: Love it.
17:31
SPEAKER_04: Got it for my communion.
17:33
SPEAKER_04: Kept it.
17:33
SPEAKER_04: So this is all original, you know.
17:35
SPEAKER_03: Yesterday's Catholic.
17:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:36
SPEAKER_03: Yesterday's Catholic.
17:37
SPEAKER_03: Are you communed?
17:38
SPEAKER_03: No.
17:39
SPEAKER_03: You're not communed.
17:40
SPEAKER_02: No.
17:40
SPEAKER_02: Are you baptized?
17:40
SPEAKER_02: I was baptized, yeah.
17:41
SPEAKER_02: Mom?
17:42
SPEAKER_02: But I thought I was.
17:43
SPEAKER_02: I don't think I was Catholic baptized, though.
17:45
SPEAKER_02: Who was confirmed?
17:46
SPEAKER_01: What was he?
17:48
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to hell.
17:48
SPEAKER_01: Peter.
17:49
SPEAKER_01: Gorgeous.
17:50
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I know.
17:50
SPEAKER_01: Patron saint of arts, I believe.
17:52
SPEAKER_01: I think that's what it shows.
17:53
SPEAKER_01: Which my parents should have been like, gay.
17:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
17:59
SPEAKER_04: Lucia, patron saint of the eyes.
18:01
SPEAKER_02: My mom's name.
18:02
SPEAKER_02: Saint of the eyes?
18:03
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
18:04
SPEAKER_03: Beautiful.
18:05
SPEAKER_03: Cross eye.
18:06
SPEAKER_03: Mine was Tatiana.
18:08
SPEAKER_03: Patron saint of uh season two of Dag Race.
18:12
SPEAKER_03: Uh no, it was Albert.
18:13
SPEAKER_03: And it was sort of forced upon me, my grandfather's name.
18:15
SPEAKER_03: My mom definitely was like pushing that because I don't think I would have chosen Albert.
18:18
SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
18:19
SPEAKER_03: You had no choice.
18:20
SPEAKER_03: Not really.
18:21
SPEAKER_03: I never literally made it seem like that.
18:22
SPEAKER_03: It was my choice, but it was like dumb and dusted.
18:24
SPEAKER_03: She's like, you want to do it.
18:26
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
18:28
SPEAKER_04: I can't say I've heard of St.
18:29
SPEAKER_04: Albert.
18:29
SPEAKER_01: Was it the patron saint of the worker section?
18:32
SPEAKER_01: Italian, Italian, Italian.
18:33
SPEAKER_01: Italian.
18:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:34
SPEAKER_01: Italian.
18:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:35
SPEAKER_04: Italian Irish.
18:37
SPEAKER_04: A blonde Italian.
18:39
SPEAKER_04: Natural.
18:40
SPEAKER_00: Come on, listen.
18:41
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
18:42
SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
18:43
SPEAKER_03: It's the Italian.
18:44
SPEAKER_03: I've never been so jealous.
18:46
SPEAKER_03: Just be Italian.
18:47
SPEAKER_03: Well, Italian.
18:47
SPEAKER_03: I always think you're Italian by association.
18:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
18:50
SPEAKER_02: Well, thank you.
18:51
SPEAKER_03: I appreciate it.
18:51
SPEAKER_03: He's nice and kind in OCD, and it's like, oh wow.
18:53
SPEAKER_03: And he's good at dancing.
18:54
SPEAKER_03: So I'm like, I'm kind of interested, I'm assuming, right?
18:57
SPEAKER_03: Well, not anymore.
18:58
SPEAKER_03: But I could.
18:59
SPEAKER_03: There we go.
19:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
19:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:01
SPEAKER_04: I think when you're here, you're family.
19:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
19:03
SPEAKER_04: When you're Italian, like you're Italian.
19:05
SPEAKER_02: This is essentially Olive Garden.
19:07
SPEAKER_02: Well, one time Gina was like, uh, well, you kind of are Italian.
19:09
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, no, I'm just gay.
19:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:12
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
19:12
SPEAKER_04: Is he gay or Italian?
19:17
SPEAKER_00: Gay or Italian.
19:18
SPEAKER_00: Is he gay or Italian?
19:19
SPEAKER_03: Wow, that blew my mind.
19:20
SPEAKER_03: Doesn't matter on the musical.
19:21
SPEAKER_03: Gay or European.
19:22
SPEAKER_04: Right.
19:23
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
19:24
SPEAKER_03: I love that you started with a Pandora bracelet.
19:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, what the hell?
19:26
SPEAKER_03: Keep it going.
19:27
SPEAKER_03: Keep it pushing.
19:27
SPEAKER_03: What else?
19:28
SPEAKER_04: A little Dr.
19:29
SPEAKER_04: Shoals clog.
19:30
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
19:31
SPEAKER_02: Those are chic for shoals.
19:32
SPEAKER_02: I was just like chic for shoals.
19:34
SPEAKER_02: Are you chic for shoals?
19:36
SPEAKER_04: Tonight I am.
19:37
SPEAKER_04: These are a cute little moment.
19:39
SPEAKER_04: Then these are lucky brand jeans, classic.
19:41
SPEAKER_04: I love you.
19:42
SPEAKER_04: You open the fly.
19:43
SPEAKER_04: What does it say?
19:44
SPEAKER_01: Lucky.
19:45
SPEAKER_01: Did you have Buckle in your mall as well?
19:47
unknown: Buckle.
19:47
SPEAKER_01: It was the jean company where they had.
19:49
SPEAKER_01: No.
19:50
SPEAKER_01: Maybe I'm dating myself.
19:51
SPEAKER_01: I mean, never mind.
19:52
SPEAKER_01: I know.
19:52
SPEAKER_01: What's the drop then?
19:53
unknown: Right.
19:54
SPEAKER_03: Do you guys remember Paris Blues?
19:56
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
19:57
SPEAKER_03: Thank God.
19:57
SPEAKER_03: This might be regional then.
19:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, maybe.
19:59
SPEAKER_04: What about L-E-I or Mud?
20:01
SPEAKER_04: Definitely.
20:02
SPEAKER_04: Mud.
20:02
SPEAKER_03: My sister loved MUD.
20:04
SPEAKER_03: In more ways than one.
20:09
SPEAKER_03: Mud.
20:10
SPEAKER_03: And then like, okay, lucky.
20:11
SPEAKER_03: And then there's true religion and like seven genes.
20:14
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
20:14
SPEAKER_03: Those are religions.
20:16
SPEAKER_03: Those are like the Mount Response.
20:19
SPEAKER_02: There we go.
20:20
SPEAKER_03: Of fake designer jeans.
20:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, fake.
20:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, true religions.
20:24
SPEAKER_04: I never went down that route.
20:24
SPEAKER_04: I was into sevens.
20:26
SPEAKER_03: What about you guys?
20:27
SPEAKER_03: See, I had my older sisters.
20:29
SPEAKER_03: I did not know.
20:30
SPEAKER_03: My oldest sisters were like sevens.
20:31
SPEAKER_04: It was like, I need sevens, mom.
20:33
SPEAKER_04: And they had to be a zero.
20:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:35
SPEAKER_04: So sad.
20:36
SPEAKER_04: Crying in the fitting room.
20:37
SPEAKER_01: Well, there was a store in my mall called 579, which is like, and mean girls, and they had that thing.
20:42
SPEAKER_01: It's real.
20:42
SPEAKER_01: Like, like they literally had only those sizes at the store, which is crazy because like are those even real sizes?
20:47
SPEAKER_01: Well, awesome.
20:48
SPEAKER_01: I'm from Texas.
20:48
SPEAKER_01: We need more than that.
20:49
SPEAKER_01: Come on.
20:51
SPEAKER_03: I for some reason think Holly's also from Jersey for whatever reason.
20:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Texas.
20:55
SPEAKER_01: I've been here for almost 19 years.
20:56
SPEAKER_01: So you're New Yorker.
20:57
SPEAKER_01: We're New Yorker.
20:58
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
20:59
SPEAKER_01: Texas.
21:00
SPEAKER_01: My parents are from outside Chicago.
21:01
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
21:01
SPEAKER_01: All right.
21:02
SPEAKER_01: So that's a bit.
21:02
SPEAKER_01: They were like, we hate snow.
21:03
SPEAKER_01: Get out of here.
21:04
SPEAKER_01: So they move to Texas.
21:05
SPEAKER_01: We're going warm.
21:06
SPEAKER_01: So I was raised in Texas.
21:07
SPEAKER_01: So I so I say Northern Mentality, Southern Heart.
21:09
SPEAKER_01: That's what I call.
21:11
SPEAKER_01: Good branding.
21:12
SPEAKER_01: I cry.
21:13
SPEAKER_01: I'm an Aquarius.
21:14
SPEAKER_01: Eastern.
21:15
SPEAKER_01: No, I I empathize.
21:19
unknown: Okay.
21:20
SPEAKER_01: Lovely.
21:20
SPEAKER_01: And what's your problem?
21:21
SPEAKER_01: No, no, more clothes.
21:22
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:24
SPEAKER_04: A little tube-top, nothing serious.
21:25
SPEAKER_01: I'm obsessed.
21:26
SPEAKER_04: Charlotte Roos, maybe?
21:27
SPEAKER_04: One of those.
21:27
SPEAKER_04: Like, really.
21:28
SPEAKER_01: Someone called it Charlotte Rousse on online.
21:31
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, I'm kind of obsessed with that.
21:32
SPEAKER_01: That's amazing.
21:33
SPEAKER_01: I know.
21:34
SPEAKER_04: One time I heard someone say Dwayne Re Dwayne Reday.
21:37
SPEAKER_01: Dwayne Rede.
21:38
SPEAKER_04: Dwayne Reday.
21:39
SPEAKER_04: Love that.
21:39
SPEAKER_03: Dwayne Reday is amazing.
21:41
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
21:41
SPEAKER_03: That should be a boutique.
21:42
SPEAKER_04: And then just a little button up.
21:44
SPEAKER_04: So anyway, the vibe here, oh, and the coach.
21:45
SPEAKER_03: And the coach.
21:46
SPEAKER_03: You gotta show up the coach.
21:47
SPEAKER_04: From eBay from Edie.
21:48
SPEAKER_03: Amazing.
21:49
SPEAKER_04: Um matches here.
21:50
SPEAKER_04: But anyway, my idea here was like, I'm going with, I'm gonna like go to the circus with my boyfriend.
21:55
SPEAKER_04: Like I'm meeting up at the Ferris wheel.
21:56
SPEAKER_03: And which one of these faggots is your boyfriend?
22:01
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, sorry, I forgot.
22:02
SPEAKER_04: And then like I'm just waiting.
22:04
SPEAKER_04: Like he went.
22:05
SPEAKER_03: She knew she was in the presence of Queens.
22:06
SPEAKER_03: Thank God.
22:07
SPEAKER_03: And the hair is herring when he did that.
22:08
SPEAKER_03: Oh the hair.
22:09
SPEAKER_03: Beyond the jersey blowout.
22:10
SPEAKER_04: I can do the blowout like that.
22:12
SPEAKER_03: That's a great A.
22:12
SPEAKER_03: Do you do good blowout?
22:14
SPEAKER_03: I I don't.
22:14
SPEAKER_01: As you can see.
22:15
SPEAKER_01: I can do it Oh yeah, no, Seriously, why not even ask?
22:17
SPEAKER_00: Right.
22:18
SPEAKER_03: No, I wear it.
22:19
SPEAKER_03: I in recent years I've been I keep wanting to go home, move back to Rhode Island and become like a muscly tatted uh hairdresser.
22:26
SPEAKER_03: I see it.
22:27
SPEAKER_03: I could, you know, I don't know it yet, but like once I know it, you know I'm gonna be using the brush to like toss it back.
22:33
SPEAKER_01: Are you a tattoo person?
22:34
SPEAKER_01: Do you have tattoos?
22:35
SPEAKER_01: Really?
22:36
SPEAKER_03: No, I only have this candy corn pumpkin.
22:38
SPEAKER_03: Are you gonna get them?
22:39
SPEAKER_03: Do you think?
22:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:40
SPEAKER_03: Soon.
22:40
SPEAKER_03: It's just hard to start when you like like the aesthetic of like a lot of tats and you only have this.
22:45
SPEAKER_03: Little piece of candy.
22:46
SPEAKER_03: It's so cute.
22:47
SPEAKER_03: But you see it.
22:48
SPEAKER_03: You see the like I forget.
22:50
SPEAKER_03: Like that was a real realistic hair dryer.
22:53
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
22:54
SPEAKER_04: I love it.
22:54
SPEAKER_04: I love blow drying my hair.
22:56
SPEAKER_04: It calms me down.
22:57
SPEAKER_04: Really?
22:57
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
22:58
SPEAKER_04: I love the sound, love the feeling.
22:59
SPEAKER_04: And the smell of the floor.
23:00
SPEAKER_04: And I love doing it for other people.
23:01
SPEAKER_04: I did my friend's wedding blowout.
23:03
SPEAKER_04: Like I love to do a blowout.
23:05
SPEAKER_04: And I'm not trained.
23:05
SPEAKER_04: That's amazing.
23:06
SPEAKER_04: It's just something I like to do.
23:07
SPEAKER_04: And I have this thing called twisty wristy, and I do the twisty wrist.
23:11
SPEAKER_03: And now do you put a Velfro like roller in there or do you leave the brushes in there?
23:15
SPEAKER_04: I do twisty wristy my patented thing.
23:17
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
23:18
SPEAKER_04: And then I just leave it, and then they get tight, and then you put your fingers in there.
23:21
SPEAKER_03: That is so powerful.
23:21
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
23:22
SPEAKER_03: That is so powerful.
23:23
SPEAKER_03: Now that's a great A jersey girl.
23:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
23:25
SPEAKER_04: Twisty.
23:25
SPEAKER_03: So I'm gonna need that tutorial.
23:28
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I would love to.
23:30
SPEAKER_03: I'm becoming a bad boy hairdresser sooner than you think.
23:33
SPEAKER_04: That's a cool concept.
23:34
SPEAKER_04: Bad boy hairdresser.
23:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, seems like buff.
23:37
SPEAKER_04: I'd watch that reality show.
23:39
SPEAKER_01: Same, exactly.
23:39
SPEAKER_01: I would agree.
23:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but I need amazing talent.
23:43
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
23:43
SPEAKER_03: It's only cool if I hear.
23:47
SPEAKER_03: I mean, come on.
23:47
SPEAKER_03: You're right.
23:48
SPEAKER_03: I'm moving back home.
23:49
SPEAKER_03: Like if I do, like it's regional.
23:50
SPEAKER_03: It's fine.
23:51
SPEAKER_04: It's regional.
23:52
SPEAKER_03: Do you have a problem?
23:53
SPEAKER_04: You know, I was thinking, my problem ultimately, have you ever been to the dentist and they try to rip you off?
23:58
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
23:59
SPEAKER_04: And they're like, you owe so much money.
24:01
SPEAKER_04: Every time.
24:01
SPEAKER_04: So long story short, it's not that interesting because it's dentistry, okay?
24:05
SPEAKER_04: But basically, I go in, they're like, you need help.
24:07
SPEAKER_04: Dah da.
24:08
SPEAKER_04: You have seven cavities, ten, even.
24:10
SPEAKER_04: And I said ten.
24:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you have problems, you have psychological emotional spirit.
24:13
SPEAKER_04: No, just kidding.
24:13
SPEAKER_04: Imagine.
24:14
SPEAKER_02: You need prison.
24:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, lock her up.
24:17
SPEAKER_04: So then I get a second opinion because my boyfriend's mom runs like she's like the head of a dentist's office.
24:24
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I watch that show too.
24:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
24:26
SPEAKER_04: I I I go in my I go in my car.
24:28
SPEAKER_04: I'm like kind of sad and ashamed because I'm like, they just told me that my teeth are all messed up.
24:32
SPEAKER_04: I'm not in pain.
24:33
SPEAKER_04: And also it makes me you feel like embarrassed.
24:35
SPEAKER_04: Of course.
24:35
SPEAKER_04: Okay, I brush my teeth every night.
24:37
SPEAKER_04: What?
24:37
SPEAKER_04: So I go back in like Aaron Brokovich, and I'm like, can you send me the x-rays PDF right now to my email?
24:42
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna take them elsewhere.
24:44
SPEAKER_01: Work.
24:45
SPEAKER_04: I sent them to my boyfriend's mom who showed them to the doctor.
24:49
SPEAKER_04: They go, You do not need all that work done, but you need a little bit.
24:53
SPEAKER_03: And you need to lay off the candles.
24:55
SPEAKER_03: You need to lay off the candy apples.
24:59
SPEAKER_04: Got to me obsessed again.
25:00
SPEAKER_03: To go candy apple with it is so rude.
25:04
SPEAKER_04: No, it's true.
25:05
SPEAKER_04: So anyway, I'm gonna get a couple things done, but not everything they said, and it'll be way cheaper.
25:10
SPEAKER_02: Did you go to one of those like millennial pop-up places?
25:12
SPEAKER_02: Yes, in Williamsburg.
25:14
SPEAKER_02: They're scam likely.
25:15
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
25:15
SPEAKER_02: What what's what are those?
25:16
SPEAKER_02: Like uh, you know, boutique fake, like oh, like like a smile, whatever.
25:21
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
25:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you probably got a lot of it.
25:24
SPEAKER_04: And it looks like Instagram.
25:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, like you know, like it's like light, everything's like made made for a picture.
25:29
SPEAKER_04: Scan your body for your teeth.
25:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
25:31
SPEAKER_04: Everything's like arched and like panel, fine.
25:34
SPEAKER_04: And it was not the moment.
25:35
SPEAKER_04: So anyway, there was a sc they tried to scam me.
25:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
25:38
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
25:39
SPEAKER_04: But I Aaron Brockovich them.
25:40
SPEAKER_04: Good for you.
25:41
SPEAKER_04: So it was my problem.
25:42
SPEAKER_04: But I guess it's also okay in the end.
25:44
SPEAKER_04: That's okay, problem.
25:45
SPEAKER_03: I've almost said it.
25:46
SPEAKER_03: I've almost I recently almost walked out of my dentist's office.
25:49
SPEAKER_03: Tell me.
25:49
SPEAKER_03: Because like she's just a monster.
25:51
SPEAKER_03: It's this scary Polish woman who's just really, really evil.
25:54
SPEAKER_03: And she just started going at me like a from jump, like just bullying me for canceling an appointment.
26:00
SPEAKER_03: And I almost took off the glasses and hit it.
26:03
SPEAKER_03: But then I was like, wait.
26:04
SPEAKER_03: I need the dental work.
26:06
unknown: I need the dental work.
26:07
unknown: No, literally.
26:07
SPEAKER_03: I was this close, and I'm not wanting to leave.
26:09
SPEAKER_03: But I was I was gonna have a diva exit.
26:12
SPEAKER_03: Because she likes to put on glasses, safety glasses.
26:14
SPEAKER_03: For you?
26:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:15
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
26:16
SPEAKER_04: Oh wow, you're wearing them, the patient?
26:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:18
SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
26:19
SPEAKER_03: It's crazy.
26:20
SPEAKER_03: And I don't, they don't seem like anything medical.
26:23
SPEAKER_04: She just pulls them out.
26:24
SPEAKER_04: She has said that.
26:24
SPEAKER_04: I think these would suit your face very well.
26:27
SPEAKER_03: They're like Y2K.
26:28
SPEAKER_03: They're a cat eye.
26:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:31
SPEAKER_03: So I almost did it.
26:32
SPEAKER_03: Just Rizzo from Greece, right?
26:34
SPEAKER_04: Sometimes they are really mean to you.
26:36
SPEAKER_03: But I needed the work done.
26:37
SPEAKER_03: She's she's amazing.
26:38
SPEAKER_03: So I always always like, why don't you stop going to her?
26:40
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, she does beautiful work.
26:42
SPEAKER_03: She does beautiful.
26:42
SPEAKER_04: Is it in Ridgewood?
26:43
SPEAKER_04: Just curious.
26:44
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
26:44
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I'm gonna ask later.
26:46
SPEAKER_03: Highly recommend that.
26:47
SPEAKER_03: You want to pull in your mouth.
26:48
SPEAKER_03: Like we always say around here.
26:50
SPEAKER_01: I did learn that dentists know when you've been sucking dick.
26:54
SPEAKER_01: Did what?
26:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I read about this and I've asked a couple people during my shows.
26:58
SPEAKER_01: They can tell if you've if you've been sucking dick.
27:00
SPEAKER_01: Because your throat can't be bruised.
27:02
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
27:02
SPEAKER_01: They know.
27:03
SPEAKER_01: They know.
27:04
SPEAKER_01: They know.
27:04
SPEAKER_01: They know.
27:05
SPEAKER_01: They know.
27:05
SPEAKER_01: And I asked a whole table of dentists at my brunch once, and I was like, is this real?
27:09
SPEAKER_01: Like, come on, tell me.
27:10
SPEAKER_01: They're like, oh, we can tell every single time.
27:13
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
27:13
SPEAKER_01: That's impressive.
27:14
SPEAKER_01: That is skill.
27:15
SPEAKER_03: They're like, especially you.
27:18
SPEAKER_01: Like, wow.
27:19
SPEAKER_01: I've never seen this so opened up.
27:20
SPEAKER_01: Can we photograph this?
27:22
SPEAKER_01: Exactly, right?
27:22
SPEAKER_01: It's like a hallway.
27:23
SPEAKER_01: But that's crazy.
27:24
SPEAKER_01: I know.
27:24
SPEAKER_01: And I'm going to think about that every single time I go to the dentist, and I'm like, oh, if I did, you know, of course.
27:28
SPEAKER_01: Right.
27:29
SPEAKER_01: Never have.
27:31
SPEAKER_01: Never will.
27:33
SPEAKER_03: No.
27:33
SPEAKER_03: Now, Holly, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
27:36
SPEAKER_01: Um, I am wearing something I created myself.
27:39
SPEAKER_01: Amazing.
27:39
SPEAKER_01: I was gonna ask.
27:40
SPEAKER_03: Holly is an amazing seamstress, customer, and uh queen of the quick reveal.
27:44
SPEAKER_03: May I say yes?
27:45
SPEAKER_01: Yes, thank you.
27:46
SPEAKER_01: I know tequila gets my clothes come off.
27:47
SPEAKER_01: You know, that's why so um I um made this.
27:50
SPEAKER_01: I was working at Pines Party pre-party.
27:52
SPEAKER_01: Um the theme was Alice in Wonderland, and they kind of wanted like Candy Striper situation going on, and we're gonna be outside, which outside drag, if you've ever been outside drag, it is horrible.
28:03
SPEAKER_01: It it's it's an experience, you know.
28:06
SPEAKER_01: It's one of those situations where you you've never seen your eyebrows and your eyes before until you've been outside and drag.
28:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, it's one of those things you're just smiling through the pain.
28:13
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
28:14
SPEAKER_01: I worked in Fire Island for 10 years and it was all outdoor.
28:17
SPEAKER_01: Um, and so like 98 degrees, you know, diving into swimming pools and things like that.
28:21
SPEAKER_01: Humidity.
28:21
SPEAKER_01: You learn a lot, humidity, exactly.
28:23
SPEAKER_01: Um, but I definitely remember working this pool party middle of the day, sponsored by high noon.
28:28
SPEAKER_01: Like it was one of those like events, and I don't think I've ever sweat so much in my entire life.
28:33
SPEAKER_01: And there's a photo of me, like right before everything went to like crap.
28:36
SPEAKER_01: And so the photo is so great.
28:37
SPEAKER_01: And I hold on to that.
28:38
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, remember happiness?
28:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is what true happiness is.
28:43
SPEAKER_01: They got the shot, and then it got the shot, and then I immediately just melted like a crayon.
28:46
SPEAKER_01: You know, it was it was it was terrible.
28:48
SPEAKER_01: But um the theme circus, and I younger, my one of my first like Halloween costumes I remember was a clown.
28:54
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
28:54
SPEAKER_00: Look foreshadowing, dressed for the shot that you want, you know.
28:58
SPEAKER_01: Um but I got the chicken pox right before I was in my clown costume, and I had chicken pox, and I couldn't go out, obviously.
29:05
SPEAKER_01: And so I wore my clown costume on the floor, and my parents had like Calamine Lotion and oven mitts on the floor, and I was just screaming bloody murder, and like the kids said thought it was like a haunted house.
29:15
SPEAKER_01: Like I was like laying on the floor crying in my clown costume.
29:19
SPEAKER_01: So I think that's like the trauma that brought me to drag.
29:22
SPEAKER_01: It's very cinematic.
29:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess the moment.
29:24
SPEAKER_01: Full circle band.
29:25
SPEAKER_03: Look at you now, full circle.
29:26
SPEAKER_03: You have shingles.
29:29
SPEAKER_01: This is your PSA.
29:30
SPEAKER_01: Beautiful.
29:31
SPEAKER_01: This is a clown.
29:32
SPEAKER_01: Um, but yeah, so I've actually never really worn a clown outfit, I think, since then.
29:36
SPEAKER_01: So I think I maybe should like revisit that.
29:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, maybe.
29:38
SPEAKER_01: You know, just to kind of like repeat.
29:41
SPEAKER_01: Um, jewelry is um, you know, the very expensive earrings plaza.
29:45
SPEAKER_01: Um shout out.
29:46
SPEAKER_01: Um, they probably know me by face.
29:48
SPEAKER_01: Um, but yes, and then um basically naked from the waist down.
29:52
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's a shoe too, though.
29:53
SPEAKER_01: We love a chrome pump.
29:56
SPEAKER_01: Um these are my running shoes.
29:58
SPEAKER_01: That's what I call them.
29:59
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
29:59
SPEAKER_01: Because I I can run.
30:00
SPEAKER_01: I can run in these famously, unfortunately.
30:02
SPEAKER_01: But and what the F is your problem?
30:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, see, okay, I just uh hosted a viewing party of Little Shop of Horrors.
30:09
SPEAKER_01: This is a very niche problem.
30:10
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
30:11
SPEAKER_01: But um and so you're such a Broadway.
30:13
SPEAKER_01: I have a Broadway gallery, yes, yes, yes, yes, obsessed.
30:16
SPEAKER_01: This is giving this the set is giving queen over sire realness, and I can't play with it.
30:19
SPEAKER_01: Um, of course.
30:21
SPEAKER_01: There we go.
30:21
SPEAKER_01: Uh my problem is Little Shop of Horrors, I thought this was a general thing that we all believed that that movie Rick Morenas is hot.
30:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:29
SPEAKER_01: I said this out loud in this room, full of homosexuals, dead silence, like pendrop.
30:34
SPEAKER_01: They're like, what are you talking about?
30:35
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
30:36
SPEAKER_01: Like I would say in general, maybe maybe like to each their own, but that movie specifically, I think he's so handsome in that.
30:42
SPEAKER_01: Agreed.
30:43
SPEAKER_01: And by the end of the movie, some are like, I see it.
30:44
SPEAKER_01: I see it.
30:45
SPEAKER_01: But that's my problem.
30:46
SPEAKER_01: I thought this was a general statement.
30:47
SPEAKER_01: Well we all believed.
30:48
SPEAKER_02: Is it because all of the Seymour's that have been on Broadway and Offarder recently are very, very attractive?
30:53
SPEAKER_02: And do you think everyone's a little bit, you know, hot pilled because they think Seymour's supposed to be a hunk?
30:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, see, and I don't think that.
30:59
SPEAKER_01: I do think Seymour should be like a like a little quirky.
31:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:03
SPEAKER_01: Like Seymour, but that sucks.
31:06
SPEAKER_03: Sometimes you gotta go low.
31:09
SPEAKER_03: Anyways, yeah, that was brutal.
31:11
SPEAKER_01: And that's a sad show.
31:12
SPEAKER_01: Gay icon.
31:13
SPEAKER_01: He's a gay icon, exactly.
31:14
SPEAKER_01: And so handsome in that movie, like I said.
31:15
SPEAKER_01: So eyes, the chief stood alone for that moment.
31:18
SPEAKER_01: So I that was my problem.
31:19
SPEAKER_01: I would I thought it was a general statement.
31:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, he's not, but Wayne Zelinski is.
31:23
SPEAKER_03: Right?
31:23
SPEAKER_03: He plays that guy too.
31:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, from Honey I Blue.
31:26
SPEAKER_03: Honey I blew up everything.
31:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
31:28
SPEAKER_04: I think both these guys are cute because they are who they are and they are they're like so themselves, which is the hottest thing that could be.
31:33
SPEAKER_04: I think you're right.
31:34
SPEAKER_04: But also, I hate when people are withholding from a compliment in a group and they're all acting the same way.
31:38
SPEAKER_04: It's like you guys know what I mean.
31:39
SPEAKER_04: And then you feel so well it's it's one of those, like I think I think Ellen did it.
31:43
SPEAKER_01: Like, ladies, am I right?
31:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
31:46
SPEAKER_01: One of those moments where the dead silence happens.
31:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
31:48
SPEAKER_03: And I'm willing to bet that whole circle had been in New York for two years only.
31:51
SPEAKER_03: You know?
31:52
SPEAKER_00: So true.
31:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like always that.
31:54
SPEAKER_01: It's always that kitchen scene, right?
31:56
SPEAKER_01: Definitely.
31:56
SPEAKER_01: That's where you were?
31:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
31:57
SPEAKER_01: This this was at Red Eye.
31:58
SPEAKER_01: Um, I work at hardware, I do Broadway Mondays.
32:00
SPEAKER_01: It's the longest running Broadway Monday show.
32:02
SPEAKER_01: I've been, I've been religious.
32:05
SPEAKER_01: Everyone should go.
32:05
SPEAKER_01: We have Guest for Pride.
32:08
SPEAKER_01: I do it too.
32:09
SPEAKER_01: I can't wait.
32:10
SPEAKER_01: We have Jordan Tyson from the notebook in Hades Town, and uh, she was Baby June and Gypsy as well for our guest for Pride for the Such night.
32:18
SPEAKER_03: Like, I have been a couple times, and it's silly.
32:19
SPEAKER_03: It's good.
32:20
SPEAKER_01: And I'm I I always thought that like I was like, you know, when you're gay, you get the Brahma knowledge, just like your card that you learned in the first day of school, you know.
32:27
SPEAKER_01: But um, I am teased because I am like the nerd with the glasses that's like actually it was the third cast recording in 1986.
32:33
SPEAKER_01: Um, I love that.
32:35
SPEAKER_01: I respect it.
32:36
SPEAKER_03: Don't didn't you see the notebook like 30 times alone?
32:39
SPEAKER_03: But um I saw Diane.
32:40
SPEAKER_03: I didn't even know it was on four times.
32:42
SPEAKER_01: Oh yes.
32:42
SPEAKER_01: I loved it.
32:44
SPEAKER_01: I love bad, let me rephrase this.
32:46
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
32:47
SPEAKER_01: I love it.
32:50
SPEAKER_01: I love, I would say panned shows, is what I would say.
32:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because you'll never see those shows again.
32:55
SPEAKER_01: Right.
32:56
SPEAKER_01: It's one of those situations.
32:57
SPEAKER_01: Like I saw Queen Riverside twice, um, and I saw Kristen Chennewith once, and then I saw Sharon A.
33:01
SPEAKER_01: Scott, her understudy, within the same week, which is six hours of my life, I'll never get back.
33:05
SPEAKER_01: But um, but I I I saw Bad Cinderella, I saw Diana four times.
33:09
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
33:09
SPEAKER_01: It's just one of those moments where you know you're experiencing something together that you'll never see again.
33:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
33:14
SPEAKER_04: Because it will never they will never ask them to that show will never set into the trash.
33:19
SPEAKER_01: You know, maybe, maybe in 40 years they'll bring it back.
33:22
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I do love that experience of a bad show together.
33:24
SPEAKER_01: I think it's cool.
33:25
SPEAKER_03: Me too.
33:26
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
33:26
SPEAKER_03: Really quick, remind me where you get like the pun in your drag name, Holly Box Springs.
33:31
SPEAKER_03: It's like holy box springs.
33:32
SPEAKER_01: Um that's funny.
33:34
SPEAKER_01: Um, there's actually a Holly Spirit, which I thought was really great on uh online.
33:38
SPEAKER_01: But I I chose it's one of those situations where like you get your drag name from like your first pet, you know, the street you were raised on, things like that.
33:45
SPEAKER_01: So my first pet's name was Rags.
33:47
SPEAKER_01: That wasn't gonna happen.
33:49
SPEAKER_01: Um but I was raised in Holly Springs.
33:51
SPEAKER_01: Your poor pet.
33:52
SPEAKER_01: Uh Rags.
33:53
SPEAKER_01: I know she was they found her in the middle of the street in like a pile of right now.
33:56
SPEAKER_01: She was poor.
33:56
SPEAKER_01: She was a good one.
33:57
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
33:58
SPEAKER_01: And it was very Annie.
33:59
SPEAKER_01: It's a very Annie story.
34:01
SPEAKER_01: Um, but um, so my was raised in Holly Springs, and so I kind of was like wanted to bring that in.
34:05
SPEAKER_01: I also wanted to bring a little bit like where I could work at a children's party and still like Holly Bot Springs, like, yeah, yeah, a little nudgula wink.
34:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
34:13
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
34:13
SPEAKER_01: So that was kind of those things.
34:14
SPEAKER_01: And also, like, maybe if Mattress Giant wants to like, you know, sponsor me sometime, I would totally be your mattress queen.
34:21
SPEAKER_01: Mattress giant.
34:22
SPEAKER_01: Can you imagine exactly Holly?
34:24
SPEAKER_01: You know.
34:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
34:26
SPEAKER_01: That's where the name came from.
34:28
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I'm the last person to ask because I'm always changing my last name.
34:30
SPEAKER_03: It's always Gina, like the first name, but I'm always like, Yeah, I didn't know Gina's last name.
34:34
SPEAKER_04: What's Gina's last name today?
34:36
SPEAKER_03: Now currently I've been going by Gina Spears because it's like to me, it feels postmodern in that like it's like broad strokes, like no one cares, kind of kind of thing.
34:43
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
34:43
SPEAKER_03: But ever since I we we went viral for doing a uh Real House Fest of Rhode Island intro video, like the taglines, you know.
34:50
SPEAKER_03: But ever since then, I'm like, should I brand, rebrand, and go a little more Italian?
34:54
SPEAKER_03: So it's like, am I Gina Lasagna?
34:55
SPEAKER_03: Am I Gina Spaghetti?
34:56
SPEAKER_03: Am I Gina Calzone?
34:58
SPEAKER_04: I like the third one.
34:59
SPEAKER_04: Calzone's sounds like a name.
35:01
SPEAKER_04: I Gina Calzone.
35:03
SPEAKER_03: Well, my last name is Balasone, so sometimes I joke and say, like, keeping up with Calzones.
35:07
SPEAKER_03: My large Italian family.
35:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're like the poorer version of the Kyardashians.
35:11
SPEAKER_03: Poor number.
35:12
SPEAKER_03: Gina Spears is fun too, though.
35:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:15
SPEAKER_01: Because it's just both.
35:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
35:16
SPEAKER_03: Why?
35:17
SPEAKER_03: Right.
35:17
SPEAKER_01: Why?
35:19
SPEAKER_01: Housewives.
35:19
SPEAKER_01: Have you all worked with any of the housewives or bravos?
35:21
SPEAKER_01: No, but you have been on the bartender.
35:24
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I think seven or eight times now.
35:26
SPEAKER_01: Oh my goodness.
35:27
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
35:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, I got you.
35:29
SPEAKER_01: Stupid bitch.
35:31
SPEAKER_01: They're always like, who can make a costume overnight?
35:34
SPEAKER_01: Holly?
35:35
SPEAKER_01: And Holly can.
35:36
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's so cool.
35:37
SPEAKER_01: So like they call and they say like who the celebrity is going to be.
35:40
SPEAKER_01: I would say the most recent one was um Glenn Close.
35:43
SPEAKER_01: Um they're like, you can be uh I won't be ignored, Dan.
35:46
SPEAKER_01: Fatal attraction.
35:47
SPEAKER_01: Fatal attraction.
35:47
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
35:48
SPEAKER_01: They're like, would you like to be that one?
35:49
SPEAKER_01: And I said, with all due respect, I would love to be Corilla Deville.
35:52
SPEAKER_01: Um so I got to do that in front of her and her little dog, which that was fun.
35:56
SPEAKER_01: I saw this.
35:56
SPEAKER_01: Uh that was a blast.
35:57
SPEAKER_01: Uh I got to be Gina Grishon.
35:59
SPEAKER_01: I was with uh Hanukkah Lewinsky and Izzy Uncut.
36:01
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
36:01
SPEAKER_01: Uh and then I did Gina Grishon from Showgirls.
36:04
SPEAKER_01: Amazing.
36:04
SPEAKER_01: Uh with Kate Blanchette was the other guest as well.
36:06
SPEAKER_01: So that was really fun.
36:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
36:08
SPEAKER_01: And I there's a picture of Gina Grishon and myself, and I'm wearing like the like the feather purple thing that she wore in the movie, uh, and like bra, like nothing, nothing else.
36:16
SPEAKER_01: And I'm talking to her, and I, for some reason, I thought that if I recite a line from the movie to her, she would understand, you know.
36:27
SPEAKER_01: I didn't this is my Aquarius self.
36:29
SPEAKER_01: I didn't really think the line through.
36:30
SPEAKER_01: It's the part where she's sitting at the dinner and she's like, Do you like dog food?
36:34
SPEAKER_01: Um, and so I said that to her, and the photos like maybe three seconds after I said that to her.
36:40
SPEAKER_01: So I'm smiling and she's like, This.
36:42
SPEAKER_03: And she's screaming security.
36:44
SPEAKER_01: Literally, like she's a little pulled away from me.
36:46
SPEAKER_01: So I think that may and that may have been.
36:48
SPEAKER_03: She's giving you the stiff arm.
36:49
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
36:50
SPEAKER_01: One million percent.
36:51
SPEAKER_01: She deserved it.
36:51
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
36:52
SPEAKER_01: Why did she not know that?
36:53
SPEAKER_01: She remembered that one.
36:54
SPEAKER_01: I think she probably did, but also like me dressed as her, talking to her in the middle of a photo.
36:59
SPEAKER_01: Like it was just like I too much simulation.
37:01
SPEAKER_01: The queen of saying the wrong things to a celebrity at the wrong time.
37:04
SPEAKER_01: Because like you never get that opportunity again sometimes.
37:06
SPEAKER_01: I told Candace Bergen that she looks like Candace Bergen, like to her face, you know, because I was like, I'm gonna give this lady a compliment.
37:11
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna I'm like this because she's Candace Bergen.
37:14
SPEAKER_03: That's like the older woman who's like always plays like someone sophisticated.
37:17
SPEAKER_03: She's home, Alabama, miscongeniality, like all of it.
37:20
SPEAKER_01: She had a PC cut, so I didn't have the Candace Bergen.
37:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
37:24
SPEAKER_01: And so I was a host at a uh restaurant, and um I sat her down and I was like, I'm gonna make this lady's day.
37:30
SPEAKER_01: And I said, Do you know who you look like?
37:31
SPEAKER_01: And and already I knew I was in trouble because it was already the purse lips happened, like the I said, You look just like Candace Bergen.
37:38
SPEAKER_01: And she looked at me, her head tilted, and the guy with her goes, It's because she is.
37:43
SPEAKER_01: Uh and I went, I love it.
37:46
SPEAKER_03: So it like didn't land.
37:47
SPEAKER_01: She thought you were being sparkling still.
37:48
SPEAKER_01: It was like one of those things where I was like, I'm gonna make this lady from Iowa's day, you know, at this restaurant.
37:54
SPEAKER_01: And yeah, walk pivot, walk away.
37:56
SPEAKER_01: Oh yes, oh yes.
37:57
SPEAKER_01: LOL literally because in New York, you'll I always think you see them, but you're like, oh, it's somebody who looks like that.
38:02
SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, it can't be them, of course not.
38:05
SPEAKER_03: I don't have too many celebrity encounters, but one time, like a while back, I was near Tribeca Grand, which is now maybe the Roxy or something, and Lindsay Lohan, her uh SUV pulled up, and I decided to make the weird choice of like calling her because it looked like she was looking for someone, and so I I was like, Linz.
38:24
SPEAKER_03: And then I go again, I'm like, Linz, Linz.
38:27
SPEAKER_03: And she was like, What?
38:29
SPEAKER_03: I don't know why I did that.
38:30
SPEAKER_03: Because like she kind of was like dressing.
38:33
SPEAKER_03: So she was like, Oh, this is who I'm looking for, and then she's like, Where is I gonna go from there?
38:37
SPEAKER_03: Scary to do, Tina.
38:40
SPEAKER_03: It's really scary.
38:40
SPEAKER_03: Like, Linz.
38:41
SPEAKER_03: Linz, Linz.
38:43
SPEAKER_03: And then so she's like, That's why she moved.
38:45
SPEAKER_03: And then and then like left.
38:47
SPEAKER_03: She left.
38:48
SPEAKER_03: I blew it, but like for that little moment, she thought I was who she needed to be with.
38:52
SPEAKER_03: Linz.
38:53
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
38:54
SPEAKER_01: Like this way, like this is a Panera.
38:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I would know where to like I got her to pull down the window, but didn't know where to go from there.
39:00
SPEAKER_01: It's it's giving that part where that lady sang back to Selene Dion and she rolls the window up.
39:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's him.
39:04
SPEAKER_03: Oh so good.
39:05
SPEAKER_04: Well, she's so pretty.
39:06
SPEAKER_04: I feel she's gorgeous.
39:07
SPEAKER_03: She is gorgeous, it's amazing.
39:08
SPEAKER_03: Circa her being like bloated, like kind of post-opra pre facelift.
39:13
SPEAKER_02: That that stretch.
39:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she was on a dark pack eight years.
39:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
39:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, which is like arguably her at her greatest.
39:19
SPEAKER_01: You know, so that would have been iconic.
39:20
SPEAKER_01: I'm so happy she's like to align with her.
39:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:23
SPEAKER_01: But I gotta say, I wish I would have partied with him at least once.
39:25
SPEAKER_01: You know, like when that's like Sam Ronson.
39:27
SPEAKER_04: Could you imagine?
39:28
SPEAKER_04: And Lindsay Long.
39:29
SPEAKER_01: Could you imagine being in that car with like the Paris silt and Brittany Spears, like Lindsay Lohan, just being in the back, like literally?
39:33
SPEAKER_01: That'd be so great.
39:34
SPEAKER_01: That's a good photo bomb.
39:36
SPEAKER_01: Exactly, just in the back.
39:36
SPEAKER_01: Lulo's like sleeping.
39:38
SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
39:39
SPEAKER_04: That was a crazy image.
39:40
SPEAKER_04: That is crazy.
39:41
SPEAKER_02: That paparazzi clip of um Lindsay's like, Paris is a cunt.
39:45
SPEAKER_02: And the paparazzi's like, why did you just call Paris a cunt?
39:47
SPEAKER_02: And she's like, I didn't say that.
39:48
SPEAKER_02: I would never say that.
39:49
SPEAKER_02: Paris is my friend.
39:50
SPEAKER_02: And it's like, you literally just said it.
39:52
SPEAKER_03: It's like yeah, but Paris gone on record and said that she got in that car and like wasn't really invited.
39:57
SPEAKER_03: Like she forced herself into that.
39:59
SPEAKER_04: What is she telling people?
40:01
SPEAKER_04: I love Paris.
40:02
SPEAKER_04: She's like, you know what?
40:03
SPEAKER_04: Wasn't even invited to you.
40:04
SPEAKER_03: But I said a couple times, I'm gonna send it to you.
40:06
SPEAKER_03: But she's like Lindsay's and like she wasn't part of that click.
40:09
SPEAKER_03: She just like just Oh, I thought you said that Paris I thought so too.
40:12
SPEAKER_04: I thought you were saying Paris was like, they didn't want me in the car, and I went in anyway.
40:16
SPEAKER_04: That's why I was like, why did she tell people?
40:17
SPEAKER_04: I know what you were saying.
40:18
SPEAKER_04: Lelo wasn't even the city.
40:19
SPEAKER_03: Apparently it was her and Britney, and Lelo was like I kind of love the relationship.
40:23
SPEAKER_03: She warned herself in.
40:24
SPEAKER_03: She's like, in your last time.
40:25
SPEAKER_03: She wanted a shot.
40:26
SPEAKER_03: No, literally, she wanted the shot.
40:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:28
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, but she was blackout, so how did she whatever.
40:30
SPEAKER_03: Huh.
40:31
SPEAKER_03: Now, Angelica, you work at a restaurant.
40:33
SPEAKER_04: I do.
40:34
SPEAKER_03: So that is amazing.
40:36
SPEAKER_03: Gorge.
40:37
SPEAKER_04: I'm a hostess.
40:39
SPEAKER_04: It is a vibe.
40:40
SPEAKER_04: It's like the hardest job.
40:41
SPEAKER_04: It's really hard.
40:42
SPEAKER_04: It's intensive.
40:42
SPEAKER_04: Yes, you've done it.
40:43
SPEAKER_03: Because like you're kind of like the beer of bad news.
40:45
SPEAKER_03: And like also all the issues are like your fault.
40:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
40:49
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I talk I talk about this all the time, but basically, like they come in, it's primal.
40:53
SPEAKER_04: They come in, they're they're obviously hungry, starving.
40:56
SPEAKER_04: That we know.
40:57
SPEAKER_04: They're horny, they want to have sex with their date.
40:59
SPEAKER_04: Right.
40:59
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
41:00
SPEAKER_04: They want to get drunk, they want to get full.
41:02
SPEAKER_04: And they're looking at me, and I have to tell them, wait, and I have to say how long.
41:07
SPEAKER_04: And they are like looking at me being nice because they want to get late because they're with their date, but they're like, okay, when is it?
41:12
SPEAKER_04: Like they're mad.
41:13
SPEAKER_04: And I see that they're mad.
41:14
SPEAKER_04: And it's just energy goes crazy the whole night.
41:17
SPEAKER_04: But I know how to wield it.
41:19
SPEAKER_04: I know exactly what the hell to do.
41:20
SPEAKER_04: I know how to get someone to turn around and go.
41:22
SPEAKER_04: I know how to make someone feel comfortable.
41:24
SPEAKER_04: That's amazing.
41:25
SPEAKER_03: Now, is this an establishment that has like vibrating little like oh no?
41:30
SPEAKER_03: I play Outback?
41:33
SPEAKER_01: Oh, at Outback.
41:34
SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
41:35
SPEAKER_04: No, it's not like that.
41:36
SPEAKER_04: We send a text.
41:36
SPEAKER_01: Are you still a bar back at uh Outback?
41:39
SPEAKER_04: Barback At back.
41:41
SPEAKER_04: I'm a bar back at Outback.
41:42
SPEAKER_04: Somebody is bar back outback.
41:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, somebody is.
41:46
SPEAKER_04: Right now, someone bar barback in at Outback.
41:48
SPEAKER_04: In Chelsea, maybe.
41:49
SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
41:49
SPEAKER_01: Who knows?
41:50
SPEAKER_02: I've been watching a lot of um Vanderpump Rules like from the beginning, and I just saw on that show that the hostesses get less tips than the wait staff.
42:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
42:01
SPEAKER_02: Is that part of the hierarchy?
42:02
SPEAKER_04: So I make I make good money as a hostess because there's a small group of us and it's a nine-table steakhouse.
42:08
SPEAKER_04: So and I I don't want I don't want to be a server because I don't want to be coming home in the middle of the night because I get depressed waking up the next day if I'm out late.
42:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
42:17
SPEAKER_03: Real.
42:18
SPEAKER_03: I've heard of that now.
42:19
SPEAKER_03: Host is like, come 11.
42:21
SPEAKER_03: 11 by the girl by or any other.
42:23
SPEAKER_04: See, I'm a server.
42:24
SPEAKER_03: My background's in serving, so I never thought of that.
42:26
SPEAKER_03: I never thought I could be a host.
42:28
SPEAKER_04: The host gets a little less money, but I am a que I'm a queen of like, I'll live a little below my means to enjoy my life.
42:34
SPEAKER_04: I am not going crazy for any.
42:36
SPEAKER_04: I can't take it.
42:37
SPEAKER_04: I'm just like, I can't be out in the middle of the night.
42:39
SPEAKER_04: I don't want to wake up tomorrow all depressed.
42:42
SPEAKER_04: I'm too fragile.
42:43
SPEAKER_04: I understand.
42:44
SPEAKER_04: I'd literally rather not have money for certain things, but like make my life work than have money and be all messed up.
42:51
SPEAKER_04: Wait a live.
42:52
SPEAKER_04: Wait a live.
42:53
SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
42:53
SPEAKER_04: It's a trade.
42:55
SPEAKER_04: But um yeah, I love hostessing in a way, and I also look forward to the day it's done.
43:00
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I miserving.
43:02
SPEAKER_03: You do.
43:02
SPEAKER_03: Well, because like it was like from like an anthropological sense.
43:06
SPEAKER_03: You see it all.
43:07
SPEAKER_03: In that, like, you see it all.
43:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:08
SPEAKER_03: It really was a great source of inspiration.
43:10
SPEAKER_03: Back when we used to be in like a video group and like like writing more, it was such a canon of the city.
43:14
SPEAKER_03: People watching as crazy interactions.
43:16
SPEAKER_03: Unbelievable.
43:17
SPEAKER_03: Crazy.
43:18
SPEAKER_03: Now, do you get confident and like you seem like you're a boss, like you're the hostess with the most?
43:23
SPEAKER_03: Do you, you know, sort of gamble a little bit and like trying to like are you addicted to gambling?
43:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:28
SPEAKER_03: Do you like get your hands in there sometimes and see like, you know what?
43:31
SPEAKER_03: I think I can pull this off.
43:32
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
43:32
SPEAKER_03: I think I can move like this to this and that.
43:34
SPEAKER_04: With a little honey, I can do when people are sweet to me, I make mountains move, honey.
43:39
SPEAKER_04: When they are mean to you, they think you're gonna be like, oh yes, sir.
43:42
SPEAKER_04: No, oh my god, all of a sudden your table's not available for a long time.
43:46
SPEAKER_04: For a long, long time, uh, eight instead of nine today.
43:48
SPEAKER_04: So sorry.
43:49
SPEAKER_04: Right, your table's gone.
43:50
SPEAKER_04: The meaner you are, the harder it is for me.
43:52
SPEAKER_04: If you make my life easy, I'm down.
43:54
SPEAKER_04: I am so able to work with you if you can just be chill.
43:58
SPEAKER_04: But when people come in, And they're having some kind of like they're having a hard day, whatever.
44:03
SPEAKER_04: I do have a trick that I do that I've started when I started hosting.
44:07
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, ooh.
44:08
SPEAKER_04: I look, I look at people when they're really, really mad.
44:11
SPEAKER_04: I look at them and I imagine them happy, like on a yacht.
44:14
SPEAKER_04: And I imagine them like getting laid so happy, like girls dancing, like amazing time on the yacht.
44:20
SPEAKER_04: And I look at them like that's happening, and then they kind of calm down.
44:24
SPEAKER_04: Like I swear.
44:25
SPEAKER_04: I like to imagine people.
44:27
SPEAKER_04: Like project, yeah, exactly.
44:28
SPEAKER_04: Visualize.
44:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I see them like kicking it.
44:32
SPEAKER_04: And then it also makes me laugh to myself.
44:34
SPEAKER_04: Like I you always have to remember at the end of the day, wine too.
44:37
SPEAKER_04: Like everybody was so crazy with wine, so expensive.
44:39
SPEAKER_04: You're gonna pee it out.
44:40
SPEAKER_04: Right.
44:41
SPEAKER_04: You're gonna go to the bathroom at the end of this night.
44:43
SPEAKER_04: Like everyone needs to come down.
44:46
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna basically that you're gonna purge it out.
44:48
SPEAKER_01: Like steak, steak is heavy.
44:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
44:50
SPEAKER_01: And so I love that people are like, let's fuck.
44:52
SPEAKER_01: Like after eating sex.
44:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it sounds like a straight restaurant.
44:54
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
44:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right.
44:55
SPEAKER_02: Don't they always say like you go like have sex on Valentine's Day before you go out to dinner?
44:59
SPEAKER_02: Because it's like Dan Savage says.
45:02
SPEAKER_04: It's true.
45:03
SPEAKER_04: You have to have sex before, I think, because if you're full and drunk and you get home, uh you're gonna fall asleep.
45:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you can have straight sex on a big old belly of steak, I think.
45:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, fine.
45:13
SPEAKER_04: It's fine.
45:13
SPEAKER_02: Now let me ask you this.
45:14
SPEAKER_02: Is anyone have they ever tried to bribe you?
45:17
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
45:18
SPEAKER_02: And did you take the bribe?
45:19
unknown: Yeah.
45:19
SPEAKER_04: I'll take a I'll take a yeah, that's no problem.
45:21
SPEAKER_04: But one time this guy gave me 50 bucks.
45:24
SPEAKER_04: He's like, and I said, I always say, let me see what I can do.
45:27
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
45:28
SPEAKER_04: That's it.
45:28
SPEAKER_04: Let me see what I can do.
45:29
SPEAKER_04: No promises.
45:29
SPEAKER_04: Then um, I always can make it work.
45:31
SPEAKER_04: Usually, you know, I I can make things happen.
45:33
SPEAKER_04: But this one I couldn't.
45:34
SPEAKER_04: It was a crazy Saturday night.
45:35
SPEAKER_04: So he comes back hours later.
45:37
SPEAKER_04: Do you know his wife made him come back in and he goes, Can I have that money back?
45:41
SPEAKER_00: Oh, wow.
45:42
SPEAKER_04: And I'm just like, if you can't be dishing it out, like if you can't afford to do that, don't you?
45:47
SPEAKER_02: No Tancy Baxies.
45:49
SPEAKER_04: You can't get money back from like a I quietly just walk downstairs.
45:52
SPEAKER_04: I just got the money, I just gave it right to him.
45:55
SPEAKER_04: I didn't even, I'm just like, oh, you know what?
45:57
SPEAKER_02: If he needs if he's asking for it, he needs it.
45:59
SPEAKER_02: That's true.
46:00
SPEAKER_02: So something in his life and his marriage is messed up.
46:03
SPEAKER_04: It's true.
46:03
SPEAKER_04: But in general, if you can't afford to go out to eat, meaning you can't tip well, do not go out to eat.
46:08
SPEAKER_01: 15% at least.
46:09
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
46:10
SPEAKER_01: Minimum.
46:11
SPEAKER_01: 20 now.
46:11
SPEAKER_01: 20.
46:12
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I agree with you.
46:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I agree.
46:13
SPEAKER_04: But like it is like if you can't afford it, then just don't come.
46:16
SPEAKER_04: It's okay.
46:17
SPEAKER_04: We've all been there.
46:18
SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
46:19
SPEAKER_01: We still live in the world of America where the tipping is the livelihood.
46:23
SPEAKER_01: Like you know, that we don't get paid on top of that.
46:25
SPEAKER_01: So yeah.
46:26
SPEAKER_03: Where does how does that boil down for uh hostess?
46:28
SPEAKER_04: I get a little less than them, but I get a high hourly, and then I leave, and then they since they're there, but I also get tipped.
46:35
SPEAKER_04: But I it's like point system, and I get like a let one less point than them or something or two.
46:39
SPEAKER_04: I don't really know.
46:40
SPEAKER_04: I don't look too much into it.
46:41
SPEAKER_04: I just take, you know what I love?
46:43
SPEAKER_04: Not much.
46:44
SPEAKER_04: You work, you leave, no one emails you, yeah, no one's bothering you.
46:47
SPEAKER_04: And then I focus on my writing, focus on my performing.
46:50
SPEAKER_04: It's like wipe down those menus and hit it.
46:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, put down the menus and and go.
46:54
SPEAKER_04: Deuce and deuce.
46:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but you know, it's really there's divas.
46:58
SPEAKER_04: Can I sit here?
46:58
SPEAKER_04: Can I sit there?
46:59
SPEAKER_04: Oh, it's a little too cold here, a little too warm here.
47:01
SPEAKER_04: And some people, I'm like, you should open a restaurant.
47:03
SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
47:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:05
SPEAKER_04: I have to say, really gay guys and really straight guys, those are the ones that give me the hardest problem.
47:10
SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
47:11
SPEAKER_04: Really gay is like, it's loud, it's cold, it's this and that.
47:13
SPEAKER_04: And I get it.
47:14
SPEAKER_04: They have great taste, and they're like, I want the best.
47:17
SPEAKER_04: I get it.
47:18
SPEAKER_04: But then sometimes really straight guys are like div, the diva, the diva of the most.
47:22
SPEAKER_04: I believe.
47:22
SPEAKER_04: It's interesting.
47:23
SPEAKER_02: I believe it's so much.
47:24
SPEAKER_03: Expectation of like demanding service.
47:27
SPEAKER_03: Or maybe they're flexing for their date or something like that.
47:29
SPEAKER_03: Well, that happens.
47:30
SPEAKER_04: Sometimes they're mean to us and they think their date's gonna like it, and the date doesn't.
47:34
SPEAKER_04: Why would they like it?
47:34
SPEAKER_04: And if you know, a lot of women like to eat their steak medium, medium well, it's fine.
47:38
SPEAKER_04: It tastes good like that, actually.
47:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
47:40
SPEAKER_04: But these guys are like, I want it, I want it mooing, I want it rare.
47:44
SPEAKER_04: And then they like make fun of their girlfriend sometimes, like, which is fine.
47:50
SPEAKER_04: But but sometimes they're like, I love us talking about chops.
47:54
SPEAKER_03: I do, I really do.
47:55
SPEAKER_04: But sometimes they make fun of the girl for wanting it that like more.
47:58
SPEAKER_04: And I'm like, I'm not on your side.
48:00
SPEAKER_04: I'm not on your side.
48:00
SPEAKER_04: Like, it's me and her.
48:02
SPEAKER_04: Did she want it well done?
48:03
SPEAKER_04: Who cares?
48:04
SPEAKER_04: Let her have it.
48:04
SPEAKER_04: She's eating it done.
48:05
SPEAKER_04: Right, not him.
48:06
SPEAKER_04: Let have it well done.
48:07
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
48:08
SPEAKER_03: Well done, honey.
48:09
SPEAKER_03: I'm I'm medium rare, I'm the rare side.
48:12
SPEAKER_04: What about you?
48:12
SPEAKER_04: Do you like medium?
48:13
SPEAKER_04: Medium.
48:13
SPEAKER_04: I love a medium.
48:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
48:15
SPEAKER_03: Medium rare to rare.
48:16
SPEAKER_03: Medium rare to rare.
48:16
SPEAKER_03: Rare.
48:18
SPEAKER_03: I like it bleeding.
48:19
SPEAKER_03: No, I don't.
48:19
SPEAKER_03: I'm the straight guy who's like, no, I want it moving.
48:23
SPEAKER_03: I am addicted to watching um dogs eat raw meat.
48:27
SPEAKER_04: Wait.
48:27
SPEAKER_04: Wait.
48:27
SPEAKER_03: Um what?
48:29
SPEAKER_01: That's the rare response.
48:31
SPEAKER_01: In real life?
48:32
SPEAKER_03: It's a correct response.
48:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, my algorithm like and they got it right.
48:36
SPEAKER_03: Like she guessed, and I like am loving it.
48:38
SPEAKER_03: It's these like big hounds that like eat an all-raw diet, and they're like really strict owner is like, yes.
48:44
SPEAKER_03: And then they start and they just crunch on the streets.
48:47
SPEAKER_01: Wait, is it sport or is it TikTok?
48:49
SPEAKER_01: It sounds like it's insta.
48:50
SPEAKER_03: It's like ASMR.
48:52
SPEAKER_03: ASMR.
48:53
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
48:53
SPEAKER_03: So they're bloody like pounds of meat and chops and like uh duck heads and duck like duck necks.
49:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
49:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
49:01
SPEAKER_04: We've seen that stuff.
49:02
SPEAKER_03: So, anyways.
49:03
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, you said medium rare to rare.
49:06
SPEAKER_03: No, I I know.
49:06
SPEAKER_04: It is interesting.
49:07
SPEAKER_04: I've seen those.
49:08
SPEAKER_04: It is interesting when they're like this and the dog is waiting and then like release and the dog goes crazy.
49:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
49:13
SPEAKER_03: That dominance.
49:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's interesting for sure.
49:16
SPEAKER_03: Makes me excited.
49:19
SPEAKER_03: Before the plate of meat.
49:21
SPEAKER_03: Cut your hair so hard.
49:25
SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
49:27
SPEAKER_02: Well, should we take a quick break and then come back and play some dumbass games?
49:31
SPEAKER_02: No.
49:32
SPEAKER_02: I love that we're all service industry a little bit.
49:35
SPEAKER_02: Like, not me.
49:36
SPEAKER_02: Not service industry.
49:37
SPEAKER_02: I'm not Italian.
49:37
SPEAKER_03: You are equalizer.
49:39
SPEAKER_03: I shouldn't.
49:39
SPEAKER_02: No, I shouldn't quit.
49:40
SPEAKER_03: You're not kind.
49:42
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
49:43
SPEAKER_03: BRB.
49:44
SPEAKER_03: He's a kind.
49:45
SPEAKER_03: He's a kind man.
49:45
SPEAKER_03: You're not kind.
49:54
SPEAKER_03: I came out at the beginning of 2017.
49:57
SPEAKER_03: Late, late, late.
49:58
SPEAKER_03: Late bloomer.
49:58
SPEAKER_03: Late bloomer.
49:59
SPEAKER_03: Late bloomer.
50:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
50:00
SPEAKER_01: My friend Sarah.
50:01
SPEAKER_01: I'm already working in a gay bar.
50:05
SPEAKER_03: My my friend uh Sarah, who am I always talking about, uh, we were together for like 10 years from college.
50:09
SPEAKER_03: So that was a lot of people.
50:10
SPEAKER_03: Dating?
50:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
50:11
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I see.
50:11
SPEAKER_04: But that's bestie now.
50:13
SPEAKER_03: Bestie.
50:13
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I love that.
50:14
SPEAKER_04: I mean, that's like a that's a screenplay to write, huh?
50:17
SPEAKER_03: For sure.
50:17
SPEAKER_03: I'm lucky and we have a great relationship.
50:19
SPEAKER_03: Wait, that's so good.
50:20
SPEAKER_03: It all worked out in the end.
50:21
SPEAKER_03: There we go.
50:21
SPEAKER_03: I mean, that's true love.
50:22
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
50:23
SPEAKER_03: Authentic.
50:24
SPEAKER_03: Right.
50:24
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, late, late to the party.
50:26
SPEAKER_03: But not too late.
50:27
SPEAKER_03: I, you know, I'm always like, oh God, I'm I came out late, I came out late, but I'm like, hey, it's 2026.
50:32
SPEAKER_03: It's almost 10 years, but at this point, I'm like, when do I get my car?
50:38
SPEAKER_04: I know.
50:38
SPEAKER_03: I got the STI.
50:40
SPEAKER_03: You made a count.
50:41
SPEAKER_03: You're catching up for last time.
50:42
SPEAKER_03: Come on.
50:42
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
50:43
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I've almost been gay for 10 years.
50:45
SPEAKER_03: That's a long time.
50:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
50:46
SPEAKER_03: Anyways.
50:47
SPEAKER_03: Anyways.
50:48
SPEAKER_03: And we're back.
50:49
SPEAKER_03: We're back in a huge way.
50:50
SPEAKER_03: Do you guys like my teapot purse?
50:51
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
50:52
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, we didn't even talk about our matches my outfit.
50:55
SPEAKER_03: Yes, it really does.
50:55
SPEAKER_03: It releases perfectly.
50:56
SPEAKER_03: It really does.
50:57
SPEAKER_04: So you made that?
50:58
SPEAKER_03: It is from Dollskill and it is like cream with like tulips on it.
51:04
SPEAKER_03: So I painted it uh white and red and then just glitter gooped it because I was like, I need something like big toppy.
51:09
SPEAKER_01: Wait, how do you glitter goop that?
51:10
SPEAKER_03: Like, do you just you know Aileen's Aileen's like fabric fusion?
51:14
SPEAKER_03: We love that mixed with chunky glitter.
51:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
51:16
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
51:17
SPEAKER_03: Seya, to be you know honest.
51:20
SPEAKER_03: That's the brand that we like.
51:22
SPEAKER_02: We basically um we basically invented something called glitter glue.
51:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
51:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
51:26
SPEAKER_02: No, nothing that's never been done before.
51:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
51:28
SPEAKER_03: So we just thought it was an invention.
51:29
SPEAKER_04: And it might be like this show needs to be sponsored by Michael's glitter glue.
51:34
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
51:35
SPEAKER_03: That's what's on my head, which I did for Nordstrom, which Holly, again, we were saying before she was brought on, works with me, kind of.
51:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I was gonna say tell us about Holly's hair queen.
51:44
SPEAKER_01: Some uh horror stories from behind the scenes.
51:46
SPEAKER_01: Our four-year anniversary of that, I think.
51:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, um, it's been going on.
51:50
SPEAKER_01: So each uh, I think every three or four hours they do a thing called the snow show at Nordstrom.
51:55
SPEAKER_01: Uh two times a day, sorry.
51:56
SPEAKER_01: And then um, it's so it's where Santa comes down the thing, because Santa's in town, of course, it's New York, that's where he is.
52:02
SPEAKER_01: Um, and so they come down, there's a big like little snowfall coming down the escalator.
52:06
SPEAKER_01: It's amazing.
52:07
SPEAKER_01: There's elves, it's incredible.
52:08
SPEAKER_01: It's also my first time not being an elf, which being a short person is really like Oh my god, heaven.
52:14
SPEAKER_03: Congratulations, honey.
52:15
SPEAKER_01: But it's it's funny because um when I am there, I work with Santa and I'm the snow queen, but I'm Holly Box Springs as well as the snow queen.
52:24
SPEAKER_01: So there's a lot of personalities in one area, and it's funny because people uh will know who I am, but I'm not Hollywood there.
52:32
SPEAKER_01: But Holly is also a holiday name, very good.
52:34
SPEAKER_01: So it does kind of work.
52:35
SPEAKER_01: And it starts, Santa started it, was like going to the S and I was like, Holly, hello, and I was like, oh well, oops.
52:41
SPEAKER_01: Um because I was Make Mary for a bit, which is I was Make Mary the first year.
52:45
SPEAKER_01: Right.
52:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah that's Mary C, like my boss slash friend and your friend and boss, I guess also.
52:51
SPEAKER_03: She produces the talent piece of that whole show and I costume for her, but she gets so like corny with the names.
52:56
SPEAKER_03: Like, you should have kept it to me.
52:59
SPEAKER_03: I would be like, You're not make marry.
53:00
SPEAKER_03: Well, anyway, I always undercut whatever she's trying to do.
53:03
SPEAKER_03: It ended up just being Holly or the Snow Queen.
53:06
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, she's wonderful.
53:08
SPEAKER_03: You're Holly box drinks.
53:09
SPEAKER_03: She, I I went once this year uh after like a crazy busy season.
53:12
SPEAKER_03: I was like, let me go once.
53:13
SPEAKER_03: I promised her I would like go in like a holiday drag look.
53:16
SPEAKER_03: And she's like, You're Evie Evergreen.
53:18
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I'm not at all.
53:20
SPEAKER_02: I'm Gina Spears.
53:23
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
53:23
SPEAKER_03: Now, have you been to the Nordstrom head flag like flagship store on whatever 57th?
53:27
SPEAKER_03: 57th.
53:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's beautiful.
53:28
SPEAKER_04: No, I love Nordstrom, though.
53:30
SPEAKER_04: I go, I mean, I'm a Nordstrom in Jersey concert.
53:32
SPEAKER_04: I drive.
53:33
SPEAKER_03: We're bar crawling.
53:34
SPEAKER_03: Go for like a five large bars.
53:36
SPEAKER_03: Five bars inside, yes.
53:37
SPEAKER_01: But do a drag bango on the weekend.
53:39
SPEAKER_01: Like it's crazy.
53:40
SPEAKER_01: Sweetie, yeah.
53:40
SPEAKER_03: The fact that you love Nordstrom and you've been to the flagship, we're going.
53:43
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
53:44
SPEAKER_04: It's really good.
53:44
SPEAKER_03: It's like one of it's like a tier three.
53:46
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
53:47
SPEAKER_04: Who knew?
53:47
SPEAKER_03: I don't even know what that means.
53:48
SPEAKER_03: I know I know tier three tier three.
53:49
SPEAKER_03: I don't know, but Nordstrom has tier three.
53:53
SPEAKER_03: That's completely made up.
53:54
SPEAKER_03: But I know Nordstrom has like tiers of like how like much designer shit they have, but that's because it's the flagship.
54:00
SPEAKER_03: I'm calling it a tier three.
54:01
SPEAKER_04: It's gotta be.
54:02
SPEAKER_04: And they're sweet.
54:02
SPEAKER_03: Um the employees are wonderful.
54:04
SPEAKER_01: Like they're always really nice.
54:06
SPEAKER_04: I every prom, every wedding, my ass used to be in Lord and Taylor.
54:09
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
54:09
SPEAKER_04: RP.
54:10
SPEAKER_04: RP.
54:10
SPEAKER_04: Horrible.
54:10
SPEAKER_04: Online only.
54:11
SPEAKER_01: I think.
54:12
SPEAKER_04: That's bleak.
54:13
SPEAKER_04: What about Forever 21 being gone from what about Forever 31?
54:17
SPEAKER_01: I find that one hard because that's where Toys R Us used to be.
54:19
SPEAKER_01: Is that correct?
54:19
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
54:20
SPEAKER_01: And I really I worked at a restaurant across the street from there.
54:23
SPEAKER_01: And that's where the Toys R S was with the Ferris wheel.
54:26
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
54:26
SPEAKER_01: You know, and so it was a really cool like location to see.
54:29
SPEAKER_01: There was some weird store that was Old Navy.
54:31
SPEAKER_01: Old Navy.
54:32
SPEAKER_04: Old Navy.
54:33
SPEAKER_04: The the vibes of Old Navy.
54:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Old Navy.
54:36
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
54:37
SPEAKER_04: I always have the headset.
54:38
SPEAKER_04: Did you have a headset?
54:39
SPEAKER_01: It was back in the time where they were kind of just being this sounds so old.
54:42
SPEAKER_01: Uh like being implemented.
54:43
SPEAKER_01: Like I remember I was um I was working at a fitting room.
54:48
SPEAKER_01: I was a fitting room attendant in Paraland, Texas.
54:51
SPEAKER_01: Um, and I was like, It's like, is it because I'm gay?
54:54
SPEAKER_01: Uh they're like, we'll put them in the back.
54:55
SPEAKER_03: Uh going for it there.
54:57
SPEAKER_03: Like, yes, I have a headset.
54:59
SPEAKER_01: I guess it's a big merch check.
55:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
55:00
SPEAKER_01: Merch check.
55:01
SPEAKER_02: Come, come, whatever.
55:03
SPEAKER_02: Um, so Angelica, you said you have uh an idea for label whores.
55:07
SPEAKER_04: I do.
55:08
SPEAKER_03: Respect.
55:08
SPEAKER_03: Because like people who come to the table with ideas prepped ready to go.
55:13
SPEAKER_04: I just it came to me.
55:14
SPEAKER_04: Two, two.
55:15
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
55:16
SPEAKER_02: Love it.
55:16
SPEAKER_02: Should we do it?
55:17
SPEAKER_02: Let's do it.
55:17
SPEAKER_02: Angelica, kick us off.
55:18
SPEAKER_04: So I'm gonna say someone and you guys write what letter?
55:21
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
55:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:22
SPEAKER_04: And you too.
55:23
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
55:24
SPEAKER_04: We're gonna start with an easy one.
55:26
unknown: Okay.
55:26
SPEAKER_04: Mr.
55:27
SPEAKER_04: Peanut.
55:28
SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
55:29
SPEAKER_03: Hmm.
55:30
SPEAKER_03: I'm having a hard time here.
55:31
SPEAKER_04: With the cane.
55:32
SPEAKER_04: And the monocle.
55:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:33
SPEAKER_03: Remember when he died?
55:34
SPEAKER_01: Wait, is this a Mandela effect?
55:36
SPEAKER_01: Did he have a monocle?
55:36
SPEAKER_01: It was this whole thing.
55:37
SPEAKER_02: No, he totally had a monocle.
55:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
55:39
SPEAKER_02: Remember when he died?
55:40
SPEAKER_01: He died?
55:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was like a Super Bowl ad.
55:42
SPEAKER_02: He died and he came back as baby peanut.
55:44
SPEAKER_02: Remember?
55:44
SPEAKER_02: Everyone was like, what the fuck is this?
55:46
SPEAKER_01: Was it the California Race Institute?
55:47
SPEAKER_01: Did they pass as well?
55:48
SPEAKER_02: They've been dead for a while.
55:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
55:50
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
55:51
SPEAKER_02: Singers.
55:51
SPEAKER_02: What a Halloween costume.
55:52
SPEAKER_01: Singers, thank you.
55:54
SPEAKER_00: All right.
55:54
SPEAKER_02: Artists three.
55:55
SPEAKER_02: Everybody ready?
55:56
SPEAKER_02: Two.
55:57
SPEAKER_02: One.
55:58
SPEAKER_02: Reveal.
55:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
55:59
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, a different letter from everyone.
56:01
SPEAKER_02: Okay, we've got a roulette.
56:04
SPEAKER_02: Angelica's got G.
56:05
SPEAKER_02: G.
56:05
SPEAKER_02: Gina's got B, and I've got A.
56:07
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
56:07
SPEAKER_02: Who do you call that?
56:08
SPEAKER_02: A Roman flush?
56:10
SPEAKER_03: What do you call that?
56:11
SPEAKER_03: A royal flush?
56:12
SPEAKER_03: Roller flush.
56:16
SPEAKER_04: That's Gina Lasagna.
56:17
SPEAKER_04: Oh no, Gina.
56:18
SPEAKER_03: Genie Lasagna, Gina Calzone, Gina Spaghetti, Tingy T.
56:22
SPEAKER_04: I just, I just see Mr.
56:23
SPEAKER_04: Peanut my whole life and thought gay guy.
56:25
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, that's really a symbolic.
56:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
56:27
SPEAKER_04: I mean he's a little gay guy.
56:29
SPEAKER_04: Imagine him coming in here right now.
56:30
SPEAKER_03: He has a black capizio on it.
56:32
SPEAKER_02: Oh, huge peanut.
56:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:35
SPEAKER_02: I blow him.
56:36
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, oh yeah.
56:37
SPEAKER_03: He just totally.
56:39
SPEAKER_03: That's the Kool-Aid picture.
56:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh, sorry.
56:41
SPEAKER_03: I feel like Mr.
56:42
SPEAKER_03: Peanut in real like scale is probably like three and a half feet.
56:45
SPEAKER_01: He's massively tall, like Tina Burner size.
56:47
SPEAKER_03: Like I feel like if they're like maybe it should be a massive knot.
56:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
56:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
56:55
SPEAKER_02: See, I feel like gay, I mean, he's got a top hat, he's got a monocle, he's got a cane.
56:58
SPEAKER_02: I was like, I mean, I thought make gay was a little too obvious, so I was like, I think he's asexual.
57:01
SPEAKER_02: Because like he's a you know, you know, like that like old school sort of like fop who's like he has no, he's like, yes, he very pretty he presents as gay, but he doesn't have any relationships.
57:11
SPEAKER_04: Well, this is very beautiful and it's almost like his origin story.
57:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
57:15
SPEAKER_04: You're right.
57:15
SPEAKER_04: And he has an intellectual energy, which sounds like asexual time.
57:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
57:21
SPEAKER_03: He's a Tim Gun of like nuts.
57:24
SPEAKER_01: How many times I've said that?
57:25
SPEAKER_01: Like a nuts.
57:28
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
57:29
SPEAKER_03: I said bye because I had a hard time with this.
57:31
SPEAKER_03: I really didn't know the answer.
57:32
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, the closest thing to straight, because I think like everyone, like straits love nuts.
57:36
SPEAKER_03: Straight men love nuts.
57:37
SPEAKER_03: They're eating peanuts at the bar.
57:38
SPEAKER_03: Think of like your Father's Day gift, like can of nuts.
57:42
SPEAKER_01: Wait.
57:43
SPEAKER_00: Well, I yeah, yeah, think about Mary.
57:49
SPEAKER_03: Uh no, I actually just told Mike, like, my mom once, like sort of recently, was like gonna finally get like a hot tub like at our house.
57:55
SPEAKER_03: Finally.
57:56
SPEAKER_03: For my dad, finally, because we we should have a pool.
57:58
SPEAKER_03: Because like the the yard speaks big family, big pool.
58:01
SPEAKER_03: It's flat enough.
58:02
SPEAKER_03: You could you could have an in-ground.
58:03
SPEAKER_03: But so that didn't happen.
58:05
SPEAKER_03: But years of begging, like at least we almost got a hot tub.
58:09
SPEAKER_03: She was this close.
58:10
SPEAKER_03: Like, I was there for the consults, and then she's like, eh, I'm just gonna get dad a can of nuts.
58:14
SPEAKER_03: Because it was like for my dad's like birthday.
58:16
SPEAKER_01: A hot tub of big things.
58:17
SPEAKER_01: She went from like hot tub to you know, like can of nuts.
58:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm just gonna get dad a can of nuts.
58:23
SPEAKER_03: I'm just getting you dad a can of nuts, like in some scratchy tickets.
58:26
SPEAKER_03: It's like, okay.
58:27
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
58:27
SPEAKER_03: He really didn't get the hot tub of his dreams.
58:30
SPEAKER_04: That's amazing that she's like, Nor did I.
58:32
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, I don't know.
58:33
SPEAKER_03: I think everyone like straights love nuts.
58:35
SPEAKER_03: So I said bye.
58:36
SPEAKER_01: Boy.
58:37
SPEAKER_03: The closest thing to straight.
58:39
SPEAKER_01: See, I was going with you more.
58:40
SPEAKER_01: Like I was going like cabaret um narrator, yeah.
58:43
SPEAKER_01: Kind of like very, you know, ambiguous kind of things like that.
58:47
SPEAKER_01: That's where I feel because I'd like he can dance.
58:49
SPEAKER_01: We know that exactly.
58:50
SPEAKER_01: He's got legs.
58:52
SPEAKER_01: He's got legs, exactly.
58:53
SPEAKER_01: And it's like it's very introspective, I feel.
58:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm actually so wrong.
58:56
SPEAKER_01: That's where I was kind of going with.
58:57
SPEAKER_03: You guys are so right.
58:58
SPEAKER_03: I'm so wrong.
58:58
SPEAKER_04: Like he is cabaret, he's like, Yeah, I think you're you guys are right, and we're wrong.
59:02
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
59:02
SPEAKER_03: I'm wrong.
59:03
SPEAKER_03: How could you be wrong at your own game?
59:05
SPEAKER_04: Well, because now that I'm learning.
59:07
SPEAKER_03: It's not your game either.
59:09
SPEAKER_04: You said right now.
59:10
SPEAKER_04: Kidding, I'm kidding.
59:11
SPEAKER_03: I'm just giving you, I'm giving you tier three.
59:12
SPEAKER_03: I'm giving you tier three.
59:13
SPEAKER_03: Tier three.
59:14
SPEAKER_03: It's fine.
59:14
SPEAKER_04: Twenty three.
59:16
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
59:17
SPEAKER_04: Um, if someone else has one, I mean I have another, but that's crazy.
59:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, let's just do it.
59:23
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
59:23
SPEAKER_02: Let's just do it.
59:24
SPEAKER_04: Ready?
59:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
59:25
SPEAKER_04: Gina.
59:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, sorry.
59:26
SPEAKER_04: I'm trying to contribute.
59:28
SPEAKER_03: No, yell at her.
59:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yell at you on your own show.
59:30
SPEAKER_03: Oh no, I was just reading my horoscope.
59:33
SPEAKER_03: No, I was looking to participate in my own show, but I couldn't.
59:38
SPEAKER_03: So I'm actually so glad that you came prepared.
59:40
SPEAKER_04: Clippy from Word Art.
59:42
SPEAKER_03: Ugh, you pervert.
59:43
SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
59:45
SPEAKER_03: Oh, wow.
59:46
SPEAKER_03: Next is Ask Jeeves.
59:49
SPEAKER_03: Is that still around?
59:50
SPEAKER_03: Daddy.
59:51
SPEAKER_01: That still exists.
59:52
SPEAKER_03: He was hot.
59:53
SPEAKER_03: The logo?
59:53
SPEAKER_02: Jeeves.
59:54
SPEAKER_02: Jeeves.
59:55
SPEAKER_02: Okay, everybody got it?
59:56
SPEAKER_04: Um yeah, fuck it.
59:58
SPEAKER_02: Okay, everyone.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_02: Low! Wow.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_02: L B G Q.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_02: L G L.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_02: Another royal flush.
1:00:08
SPEAKER_02: Roman flush.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_02: Royal flush.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_02: Another royal.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_02: See, you said you pervert when Angelica suggested Clippy, and that really struck me because I think Clippy is like a freak.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_02: And I'm putting Q because like he's into some really weird shit.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_02: So it's like he's technically on the spectrum because it's like kind of extreme.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_02: And it's like, and it's like weird.
1:00:31
SPEAKER_02: I think that's Clippy.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna play off that, but to me it's just like loving Dick in a way that's like gay man.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_02: It could be gay, but it's like silly.
1:00:41
SPEAKER_02: Clippy silly.
1:00:42
SPEAKER_02: And it's like, if you're silly, I'm getting darkness.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm getting I'm getting a dark.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm getting darkness from Clippy.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_02: How?
1:00:48
SPEAKER_04: I think bi because I feel like Clippy like really wants to fuck.
1:00:53
SPEAKER_04: Like Clippy is helping everyone, you know?
1:00:55
SPEAKER_04: It's like a suggestion, a suggestion.
1:00:56
SPEAKER_04: Like, did you want this?
1:00:57
SPEAKER_04: Did you mean that?
1:00:58
SPEAKER_04: Remember, it would come a yellow piece of paper and it'd declike.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_04: So I feel like he's just like kind of down.
1:01:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_04: Like all around the entire maybe um Oh, down to like maybe more queer than bi.
1:01:08
SPEAKER_04: Kind of just like down for all.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_04: And I feel non-binary from Clippy.
1:01:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I'm gonna say that.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_03: So that sounded kind of like a Q.
1:01:15
SPEAKER_04: It's more Q.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_04: I was wrong.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_04: I was thinking by, but I meant Q.
1:01:18
SPEAKER_04: It could be both.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_01: Or he's both bi and queer.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_01: He's umbrella.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_01: Well, I said she because I worked in Cherry Grove for a long time with around a lot of lesbians.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_01: And I feel like a lesbian if if they know something that will help you or make it better for you, they'll be like, hey, don't you want to do this?
1:01:36
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_01: And I feel like that's how clippy was.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_01: Like, didn't you use this?
1:01:39
SPEAKER_01: That is so true.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_01: And lesbians are using clippy.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_01: And they still are.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_01: That's what I feel.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_01: Like I feel like I would say lesbian with a clippy shirt.
1:01:46
SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, like exactly why paper clips in general.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_01: Helping you build things, you know?
1:01:52
SPEAKER_01: Giving you a shortcut.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_03: That's what I think.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_02: Organization.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_02: Organization.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_02: I actually I think Holly got it this time.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_02: I think I think it's L.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_01: L.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_04: Thanks.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_01: Helpful.
1:02:01
SPEAKER_01: Wise.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_01: Yes, uh helpful wise.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_01: Love it.
1:02:05
unknown: Building the community.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_03: Wait, we said something that reminded me of what we were saying earlier about a red lip.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_03: What's your stance on a red lip?
1:02:11
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:02:11
SPEAKER_03: As like a biological woman.
1:02:14
SPEAKER_03: Because you said who said Hugh Hefner?
1:02:16
SPEAKER_04: Hugh Hefner doesn't like loved it.
1:02:18
SPEAKER_04: No.
1:02:19
SPEAKER_01: No, hated it.
1:02:19
SPEAKER_01: No, did not allow because it said it made them look older.
1:02:23
SPEAKER_01: Which I kind of agree.
1:02:24
SPEAKER_01: And I kind of think Marilyn Marilyn looked like it's a good idea.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_04: I don't want to say it's true.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_04: But it's true.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_04: It's kind of true.
1:02:29
SPEAKER_04: I know it's Marilyn, but now it's Taylor Swift.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, totally.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_04: And a brighter red.
1:02:35
SPEAKER_04: Um, I don't I don't think her I'm sorry, y'all.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna get literally canceled, but I don't really like her red lip.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_04: I don't think it looks cool.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_03: She definitely doesn't look that cool.
1:02:44
SPEAKER_04: But she never said she was cool, so it's fine.
1:02:46
SPEAKER_04: No, you know?
1:02:48
SPEAKER_03: I find most men don't like a red lip.
1:02:49
SPEAKER_03: Like I feel like if your your man loves a red lip.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_04: Gay.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_03: Gay.
1:02:53
SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
1:02:54
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
1:02:54
SPEAKER_04: No, literally, that's the kind of guy that like is strict about like your makeup and your lingerie and stuff.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_04: It's like you're gay.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_04: How about that?
1:03:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_04: You know what I'm saying?
1:03:01
SPEAKER_04: Like wear this, babe.
1:03:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's like I like girls with makeup and no hair on their vagina.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_03: Like you like the doll.
1:03:09
SPEAKER_03: You like Barbie.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_03: You're playing a barbie.
1:03:11
SPEAKER_03: This is a guy.
1:03:13
SPEAKER_03: This is me, like my girlfriend.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you were like telling her what makeup to you.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_03: Like, you need to overdraw it a little bit, you know?
1:03:18
SPEAKER_03: Either way, it's gonna shrink you in.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_03: It's gonna look dehydrated.
1:03:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm a red lip girly though.
1:03:23
SPEAKER_01: So I've never really been.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I love a red lip.
1:03:25
SPEAKER_01: I do as a red.
1:03:26
SPEAKER_03: Well, you do gotta overdraw it a little bit because it is gonna, you know, dehydrate down.
1:03:29
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:03:29
SPEAKER_03: And I find people like get the shade wrong often.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_03: Well, it's different for drag.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_03: Who's in drag?
1:03:36
SPEAKER_03: Where?
1:03:36
SPEAKER_03: This is your natural hair.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_01: As I'm just like exactly.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to riff in that direction, but you can't today.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_02: I have one.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_02: Ooh.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_02: Oh, please.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_02: To keep it on theme, clowns.
1:03:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow.
1:03:49
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
1:03:50
SPEAKER_02: Just in general.
1:03:51
SPEAKER_03: Oh, this is hard.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_02: It's a little hard.
1:03:53
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go low-hanging fruit, I think.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_03: Me too.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, is that offensive?
1:03:59
SPEAKER_03: Everyone's handy.
1:04:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right.
1:04:01
SPEAKER_03: This is what gets bladder.
1:04:03
SPEAKER_03: My bladder could feed a country right now.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_03: Judy to sound the hell no, not untucking to.
1:04:07
SPEAKER_03: Oh, oh, right, for pee.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_03: I forgot.
1:04:09
SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
1:04:09
SPEAKER_03: It's clipped.
1:04:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:04:11
SPEAKER_03: Clippy?
1:04:12
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:04:12
SPEAKER_03: It's clippy.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_03: No, I can hold my pee for a freakishly long time, but the result is like I'm pregnant with piss.
1:04:17
SPEAKER_03: You can like visibly see my bladder.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_03: And that's not glam.
1:04:20
SPEAKER_01: I think it's like I think it's a trauma response to feeling gay and younger in in like elementary school.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_01: To hold your beard.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_01: Oh, holding it in.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_01: So you don't want to go to the bathroom and it's too intense.
1:04:30
SPEAKER_03: Did you hold your shit too and like crush your legs and be like, it kind of feels good?
1:04:33
SPEAKER_04: I don't understand.
1:04:34
SPEAKER_03: Addicted to anal?
1:04:35
SPEAKER_03: Addicted to anal.
1:04:37
SPEAKER_01: Meaning not answering saying addicting.
1:04:39
SPEAKER_01: I don't really recall that part.
1:04:41
SPEAKER_03: Getting scared.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_01: Like everyone's like, but then you'll be in a stall though.
1:04:45
SPEAKER_01: So then you weren't really getting your urinals.
1:04:47
SPEAKER_01: That's a little different with that, too.
1:04:48
SPEAKER_03: No, I feel like as a kid, I like to cross like I would hold my shit and like I would cross my legs in a way that was like, I don't know, I was like maybe anxious to go to the bathroom.
1:04:56
SPEAKER_03: But like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:04:57
SPEAKER_03: I swear it wasn't an addiction to anal.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_03: Yes, it came later.
1:05:00
SPEAKER_03: It came later.
1:05:01
SPEAKER_03: Gotcha.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_02: Okay, everybody got it.
1:05:03
SPEAKER_02: Everybody got it?
1:05:04
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_02: Three, two, one, reveal.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_01: My goodness.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, guys.
1:05:09
SPEAKER_01: The Roman floods.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_01: Keep it Roman.
1:05:11
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:05:11
SPEAKER_01: I love it.
1:05:12
SPEAKER_02: A, a Q, a T, and a B.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_01: Um, I said asexual because I feel like I went to like the scary clowns as well.
1:05:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:05:18
SPEAKER_01: Like that's where my brain kind of went like twisty, like that kind of situation.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_01: It they wanted to like scare the shit out of you.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_01: Totally.
1:05:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:05:25
SPEAKER_04: I was thinking like the artistic element, but it's just so queer where it's like, I'm a clown, actually.
1:05:32
SPEAKER_04: Like, you know, people that you meet that are into clowning that kind of artists.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_02: Very French.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_04: Like a clown, like a circus, like I don't know if you guys watched Couples Therapy, but there was a thruple on there and they were circus people.
1:05:45
SPEAKER_04: Clowning.
1:05:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:05:46
SPEAKER_04: And like they go to like clown camp, but it's like really artsy and it's upstate and like they're fucking.
1:05:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:05:52
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
1:05:53
SPEAKER_03: They be fucking.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_03: I see.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_03: They be fucking.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_04: I see what you mean by they don't, because when the classic clown, but then like in the ones in the day.
1:06:01
SPEAKER_03: I didn't go that way.
1:06:01
SPEAKER_03: Artful clowns.
1:06:02
SPEAKER_03: The artful.
1:06:03
SPEAKER_03: That's sort of Sole.
1:06:05
SPEAKER_02: I went B because it's like nerds who get it in.
1:06:09
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, like a nerdy guy with like a big titty girlfriend, and like they're fucking all the time, but they're both like kind of stinky.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_01: Yep, and they go to Comic Con.
1:06:19
SPEAKER_01: Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
1:06:20
SPEAKER_01: Nerds get it, though.
1:06:20
SPEAKER_01: Nerds always get it.
1:06:23
SPEAKER_01: Nerds get it.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_03: Nerds do.
1:06:25
SPEAKER_03: They love sex.
1:06:25
SPEAKER_03: They love the stuff.
1:06:26
SPEAKER_01: There we go.
1:06:27
SPEAKER_03: I said tea for trans because uh, I don't know, transformative, like hide behind your like thick layer of white clown paint.
1:06:33
SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_03: Your sad tears.
1:06:35
SPEAKER_03: So you went like classic clown.
1:06:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, classic trans clown.
1:06:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_03: Expensive.
1:06:41
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:06:43
SPEAKER_03: It's not.
1:06:45
SPEAKER_03: Look at my eyebrows.
1:06:47
SPEAKER_03: Do you guys like clowns in general?
1:06:49
SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't care about them.
1:06:50
SPEAKER_01: I don't think about it.
1:06:50
SPEAKER_01: Not really.
1:06:51
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:06:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm not like I like the movies.
1:06:53
SPEAKER_01: I don't really mind.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_02: I eye roll so hard when someone's like, I'm scared of clowns.
1:06:56
SPEAKER_02: It's like, no, you're not.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_02: It's like you're eight years old and you just like learn that that's a thing you could say.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_03: And like there's nothing better than taking phobia, though.
1:07:03
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:07:03
SPEAKER_03: In lieu of a personality, I kind of love that.
1:07:05
SPEAKER_04: There's one thing to not like to it.
1:07:07
SPEAKER_04: And then there's another thing to be like, oh, I have a phobia.
1:07:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
1:07:10
SPEAKER_04: Remember on Maury, they would like run out of the room when there was buttons.
1:07:13
SPEAKER_04: It was mustard.
1:07:14
SPEAKER_04: It was mustard.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_03: Running around the room.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_03: That was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
1:07:17
SPEAKER_03: I love when people eat like weird things though.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_03: Like Tide Pods, the comet.
1:07:20
SPEAKER_01: Literally dying.
1:07:21
SPEAKER_01: Did you ever watch My Strange Addiction?
1:07:23
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_01: That show.
1:07:25
SPEAKER_01: Like I'm not a big reality TV show person, but those kind of shows, like hoarders and things like that.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_01: It's sad and dark.
1:07:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:07:31
SPEAKER_01: And they sell it to you.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_01: Well, makes you feel a little more normal.
1:07:33
SPEAKER_01: That makes you feel exactly.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_01: It's true.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_04: TLC.
1:07:36
SPEAKER_04: Tender loving care.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_04: Never on, I've never seen it once on that network.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_04: TLC.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_04: No.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_04: It's called TLC.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_02: It's even weirder because it stands for the learning change.
1:07:45
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I thought it was to be a loving care.
1:07:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:07:46
SPEAKER_02: It was like, what are we learning?
1:07:47
SPEAKER_04: We're learning about like Lisa left eye low pick.
1:07:51
SPEAKER_02: T Boz.
1:07:52
SPEAKER_02: My 8,000-pound wife.
1:07:53
SPEAKER_02: Like that's the.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_03: My grandmother loves like a thousand-pound life.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_04: Oh, so does my mom.
1:07:58
SPEAKER_03: It's crazy because she's like up there.
1:08:00
SPEAKER_03: She's like 80.
1:08:01
SPEAKER_03: She's almost 90.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_03: But like she just wants to watch a thousand pound.
1:08:05
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, okay.
1:08:06
SPEAKER_04: I know.
1:08:06
SPEAKER_04: Over and over though.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:08:08
SPEAKER_04: It's like that's nothing new.
1:08:09
SPEAKER_03: It gets weird.
1:08:10
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:08:10
SPEAKER_03: That's why I started again.
1:08:12
SPEAKER_03: That's why I like the hoarders.
1:08:13
SPEAKER_03: I um will you put that on me?
1:08:14
SPEAKER_03: Sure.
1:08:15
SPEAKER_01: That's why I like the hoarders because like it's like something different every time.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_01: Like sometimes, sometimes it's garbage, but sometimes like my favorite one is like with the like they've kept every chopstick they've used in their entire life.
1:08:24
SPEAKER_01: No, you know, so it's like 4,000 chopsticks in a room.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_01: Like that shit is so fascinating.
1:08:29
SPEAKER_04: It really is.
1:08:29
SPEAKER_01: Well, and my my my grandfather was a hoarder, and I didn't really understand what that meant until watching that show.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_01: Because I just thought when you're older, you just have a lot of stuff.
1:08:38
unknown: Right.
1:08:38
SPEAKER_01: You know, I never thought like newspapers paddle up to your waist was was strange, you know, in the room, or like a whole room not be able to see the di the dinner table.
1:08:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:45
SPEAKER_01: Like I never really realized what that was until later on.
1:08:48
SPEAKER_02: Well, I was gonna ask for the queens, like, what's your relationship to keep holding on to stuff?
1:08:52
SPEAKER_02: Because I feel like drag is very wasteful, but also like you need a lot of shit.
1:08:56
SPEAKER_02: So it's like, when do you draw that line of being like, get this out of my life?
1:09:00
SPEAKER_02: But then now I need another pair of glitter pumps because I just threw the old ones out.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_01: Solid, solid.
1:09:05
SPEAKER_01: Like shoes I'll throw out.
1:09:07
SPEAKER_01: So if they're done, they're done.
1:09:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like that.
1:09:08
SPEAKER_01: And there's no saving those, exactly.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_01: Clothing, because I make all my things.
1:09:13
SPEAKER_01: I have a two-bedroom apartment, one bedroom is drag.
1:09:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_01: So it's a dream.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_01: Yes, or shut the door.
1:09:21
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
1:09:22
SPEAKER_01: Shut the door and you don't see it situation.
1:09:24
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, I do I have a lot of clothes.
1:09:26
SPEAKER_01: So I'm like, oh I see.
1:09:30
SPEAKER_01: 100%.
1:09:31
SPEAKER_03: You you can find a need for everything, but at what point are you just like becoming your your papy?
1:09:37
SPEAKER_03: That's a hard one.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_04: And then all of a sudden you're watching my 6,000 pound life, big 500 times.
1:09:43
SPEAKER_03: Right, thank you.
1:09:43
SPEAKER_03: Piled up to the city.
1:09:44
SPEAKER_03: My nana's dying wish, like put on thousand pounds.
1:09:46
SPEAKER_03: Like love.
1:09:48
SPEAKER_03: Girl bye.
1:09:49
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, and I get like, I'm like, maybe she's eating vicariously through them or something, which is like crazy.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_03: She's getting off on like the big there.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_03: Something there for sure.
1:09:58
SPEAKER_03: See that.
1:09:58
SPEAKER_03: Do you guys remember wedding story?
1:10:00
SPEAKER_03: No, it was TLC.
1:10:01
SPEAKER_02: Or was that like four?
1:10:02
SPEAKER_02: That's not four weddings, is it?
1:10:03
SPEAKER_02: No, that was on TLC too.
1:10:04
SPEAKER_02: Wedding story is just like the day leading up to the wedding or whatever.
1:10:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:10:07
SPEAKER_01: What about Bridezella?
1:10:08
SPEAKER_01: I do remember Bridezella.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_01: Do you remember bridal plasti?
1:10:11
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:10:12
SPEAKER_01: That is the craziest thing.
1:10:13
SPEAKER_01: Is it just getting work done before your wedding?
1:10:15
SPEAKER_01: And yeah, like you win your entire body makeover.
1:10:18
SPEAKER_01: But the bet the I mean, the best slash worst part of it was you were getting the surgeries while the show was going on.
1:10:24
SPEAKER_01: So they were competing and they'd be like they'd be like, Janice, you had a rough week this week.
1:10:28
SPEAKER_01: She's like in a wheelchair, like wrapped up like a fucking thing.
1:10:31
SPEAKER_01: It's it's so funny.
1:10:32
SPEAKER_01: She still has drains in it.
1:10:33
SPEAKER_01: And they're like, okay, next week we're doing a marathon.
1:10:35
SPEAKER_01: Get ready to run.
1:10:36
SPEAKER_01: She's like, it's on the Tony Top.
1:10:37
SPEAKER_01: Horrible.
1:10:38
SPEAKER_01: Literally, it's the craziest thing I've ever seen.
1:10:40
SPEAKER_01: And there was it, it was, and so like the final one, obviously, she got everything done on her checklist, but it it lasted, I think, one season only.
1:10:47
SPEAKER_01: I think there was an only a one season.
1:10:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we love the swan.
1:10:51
SPEAKER_01: It's like survivor page.
1:10:52
SPEAKER_03: They did two seasons of the swan.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_01: And they did a pageant.
1:10:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:10:54
SPEAKER_01: That was the craziest part of that.
1:10:56
SPEAKER_01: Two pageants, I guess.
1:10:57
SPEAKER_04: Wait, what's the is is the swan what it sounds like ugly to pretty?
1:11:00
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:11:00
SPEAKER_01: And then they compete in a pageant.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_01: And they hide all your mirrors.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_01: You go through everything, and then they have like a big reveal.
1:11:06
SPEAKER_02: There was a big like veneers component to the swan, I feel like.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_03: It's very much like redo this whole teeth.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_03: It was very much that.
1:11:14
SPEAKER_03: I would agree.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_03: It was extreme makeover like face edition.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_03: They really went for it.
1:11:19
SPEAKER_03: Like they were having too many surgeries in a short amount of time.
1:11:21
SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm saying.
1:11:22
SPEAKER_03: That's weird.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_01: That's bridal plastic because you were like competing too.
1:11:25
SPEAKER_01: So it's like, no, I don't think it's really bad.
1:11:28
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:11:28
SPEAKER_01: No, no.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_02: The winner has like the highest pain tolerance.
1:11:30
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's saying you won three challenges.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_01: You have two different legs now, so enjoy.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, like, what is going on?
1:11:39
SPEAKER_03: We need to review the swan.
1:11:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:11:41
SPEAKER_03: Can you find that book?
1:11:42
SPEAKER_03: Segway vibes.
1:11:43
SPEAKER_03: I looked at my note and it said the chicken dance.
1:11:44
SPEAKER_03: Swan chicken.
1:11:45
SPEAKER_03: Hello.
1:11:46
SPEAKER_03: Um, what's the lyric in the chicken dance?
1:11:48
SPEAKER_03: Because I heard it recently and I was confused.
1:11:50
SPEAKER_03: The lyric?
1:11:50
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to be a good one.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to be a duck.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to be a duck.
1:11:53
SPEAKER_04: So I shake my butt.
1:11:54
SPEAKER_03: Oh, so kiss my butt.
1:11:56
SPEAKER_03: So kiss my butt.
1:11:57
SPEAKER_03: Oh, this is going to be regional too.
1:11:58
SPEAKER_03: See, this is embarrassing because I always thought it was I don't want to be a chicken, I don't want to be a duck, I just want to be me.
1:12:02
SPEAKER_03: Like the PG version.
1:12:05
SPEAKER_01: Why is that cute?
1:12:06
SPEAKER_03: I don't rhyme.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_03: Killing myself.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_03: Double clicker sad.
1:12:10
SPEAKER_03: It's sweet, though.
1:12:11
SPEAKER_03: It's like the PG version.
1:12:12
SPEAKER_03: And I just hope my whole life I thought it was I just wanna be me.
1:12:15
SPEAKER_03: Sad.
1:12:16
SPEAKER_03: Like, kiss my butt is not like I think.
1:12:19
SPEAKER_03: Someone had to say it to me, but like imagine as an adult being like, I just wanna be me.
1:12:24
SPEAKER_03: Sad.
1:12:25
SPEAKER_02: Look at me.
1:12:26
SPEAKER_02: That's cute.
1:12:27
SPEAKER_02: So it's butt-related.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_02: There's butt relations.
1:12:29
SPEAKER_02: I believe so.
1:12:29
SPEAKER_02: You're 100% Gina.
1:12:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, chicken butt.
1:12:32
SPEAKER_02: Gina.
1:12:32
SPEAKER_02: Gina and Gina.
1:12:34
SPEAKER_02: I do.
1:12:35
SPEAKER_03: That's so good.
1:12:35
SPEAKER_01: But was everyone saying it, or just you were saying it?
1:12:37
SPEAKER_03: Everyone, I think.
1:12:39
SPEAKER_01: I was like, and I don't know where it came from.
1:12:42
SPEAKER_01: I just see you being like, just be me.
1:12:44
SPEAKER_01: I don't wanna be me.
1:12:46
SPEAKER_01: Wait until 2017.
1:12:47
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:12:50
SPEAKER_03: I was blown away because I heard it recently.
1:12:51
SPEAKER_03: I was like, that's the lyric.
1:12:53
SPEAKER_03: Where did you hear the chicken dance?
1:12:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well I was gonna say, who was singing that?
1:12:56
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:12:57
SPEAKER_01: Like it was Carrie Underwood, right?
1:12:58
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:12:59
SPEAKER_03: I don't know, but I wrote a note down.
1:13:01
SPEAKER_03: Like I definitely heard it.
1:13:03
SPEAKER_04: It's me.
1:13:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, three-tier.
1:13:05
SPEAKER_03: I feel like your eyes are flicking up.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_03: Are you clacking like something?
1:13:08
SPEAKER_03: Or are you just like to see glitter?
1:13:10
SPEAKER_04: Wait, what?
1:13:11
SPEAKER_04: What?
1:13:12
SPEAKER_03: I saw a couple eye flicks to like up here.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_04: Oh, it just looks amazing.
1:13:15
SPEAKER_04: It's glittering in the light.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_03: Me and Angela are instantly fam moo.
1:13:25
SPEAKER_04: We met and I said, Well, you were doing makeup for that movie.
1:13:30
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_03: That was a barf night.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_03: It was special effects makeup, so I had to come with barf.
1:13:34
SPEAKER_01: Which is you had to come with barf?
1:13:37
SPEAKER_03: I have like a working knowledge of special effect makeup.
1:13:40
SPEAKER_03: Or so I tell people that try to hire me.
1:13:41
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I know some stuff.
1:13:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:13:43
SPEAKER_03: You get what you pay for.
1:13:44
SPEAKER_03: Uh which is a vat of vomit that I had to bring because there was a fake.
1:13:47
SPEAKER_04: How did you make it?
1:13:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:13:49
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:13:49
SPEAKER_03: For that one, I did oatmeal, fruit cocktail, and spinach, a couple pulses of that.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it sounds like college.
1:13:56
SPEAKER_01: And you know, literally.
1:13:57
SPEAKER_03: The fruit cocktail really like usually gets the actor there because there's like an acidic kind of stench to the like the pineapple of it all.
1:14:04
SPEAKER_01: I just smelled pineapple when you said that.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_01: That was so weird.
1:14:07
SPEAKER_03: That was so weird.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, it helps the actors get there.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_03: So I'm kind of like, I got you guys.
1:14:12
SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
1:14:12
SPEAKER_03: You need a crying card.
1:14:14
SPEAKER_04: Was it Brian or Edie?
1:14:15
SPEAKER_04: Brian.
1:14:15
SPEAKER_04: Brian.
1:14:16
SPEAKER_04: I'm sure he got that.
1:14:17
SPEAKER_04: He's incredible at where is it?
1:14:20
SPEAKER_04: It's getting, I mean, it's in the process.
1:14:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_04: Everything is ultimately in what's it called?
1:14:25
SPEAKER_04: Pre-production.
1:14:26
SPEAKER_04: Production and then post-production.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_04: That's life.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_04: Pre and post.
1:14:30
SPEAKER_03: Pre- and post.
1:14:30
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, we met and it was, we were soulmates.
1:14:33
SPEAKER_04: I know.
1:14:33
SPEAKER_04: I was like, this is a funny ass.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_03: Now Angelica hosts an amazing night, right?
1:14:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I I host a reading series where people come and read 10 to 15 minutes of original material, anything you want.
1:14:44
SPEAKER_00: That's so cool.
1:14:44
SPEAKER_04: I don't give any kind of assignments.
1:14:47
SPEAKER_04: I don't read it.
1:14:48
SPEAKER_04: I don't like when people try to send me their thing.
1:14:50
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, no, no, no.
1:14:51
SPEAKER_04: I'm not an editor, I'm not a teacher.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_04: I asked you to come read.
1:14:54
SPEAKER_04: Come read.
1:14:55
SPEAKER_04: And people do every kind of thing, and it is so much fun.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_04: I know.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_03: That's why I get scared because it's like too open-ended.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, well, what would I ever do?
1:15:01
SPEAKER_04: So imagine me writing Angelo.
1:15:03
SPEAKER_04: Like, I think you would be great at this.
1:15:05
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, okay, yes.
1:15:07
SPEAKER_04: And then you were like, no, actually, I'm scared.
1:15:10
SPEAKER_03: No, I was like, I need to go see it.
1:15:11
SPEAKER_03: I have to go see it.
1:15:12
SPEAKER_03: I'm scared.
1:15:13
SPEAKER_04: LOL.
1:15:14
SPEAKER_01: I'm like.
1:15:14
SPEAKER_01: And I don't.
1:15:15
SPEAKER_01: What a millennial response.
1:15:16
SPEAKER_01: LOL.
1:15:18
SPEAKER_04: And also, it's okay to go under the 10 minutes too.
1:15:20
SPEAKER_04: I always tell people, like, it's cool.
1:15:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:15:22
SPEAKER_04: Because I had to learn I had to light the show.
1:15:24
SPEAKER_04: You would think, but some like there were a couple times people going over.
1:15:28
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, babes now.
1:15:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_04: You know, but that's that's classic for performance.
1:15:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:15:32
SPEAKER_04: But um, even if you did like two minutes about how you're scared, scared of doing it, it's just funny.
1:15:36
SPEAKER_04: True.
1:15:37
SPEAKER_04: But I'm not gonna sit here and bag, huh?
1:15:39
SPEAKER_04: No, I know.
1:15:40
SPEAKER_03: Girlina, I'm so happy you're here.
1:15:43
SPEAKER_03: I'm so happy you're here.
1:15:44
SPEAKER_03: I am on the next one, or whatever you want.
1:15:46
SPEAKER_00: Okay, great.
1:15:46
SPEAKER_03: You're like, you've lost the book.
1:15:48
unknown: Exactly.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, sweetie.
1:15:51
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, all my tables are full.
1:15:53
unknown: Exactly.
1:15:54
SPEAKER_03: Well, I still need to see one.
1:15:56
SPEAKER_03: So the next one.
1:15:57
SPEAKER_04: I am all your.
1:15:58
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you want to know what's funny, is the bigger, I won't say who, but the bigger the name, people act this way.
1:16:03
SPEAKER_04: It's they say and who am I?
1:16:05
SPEAKER_04: You send me a sample.
1:16:07
SPEAKER_04: Is there any video footage of anyone else doing it?
1:16:09
SPEAKER_04: Nope.
1:16:09
SPEAKER_04: And then whenever there's someone that I'm like, I'm gonna put you on, and it's maybe not as big of a name.
1:16:13
SPEAKER_04: I love to get all kinds of people.
1:16:15
SPEAKER_04: You know what's annoying when every bill's the same five.
1:16:17
SPEAKER_04: It's kind of let's get let's get it.
1:16:18
SPEAKER_01: More or less to lose situation.
1:16:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:20
SPEAKER_04: And then they're just then they know what to do.
1:16:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:16:23
SPEAKER_04: Because they're not thinking about it.
1:16:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:16:25
SPEAKER_04: But the the But the bigger the name, the bigger, like Gina.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_03: Well, Gina's big.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_04: I'm like either Ange, it's Gina or Ange, whoever wants to show up.
1:16:33
SPEAKER_04: I know.
1:16:33
SPEAKER_03: So in your mind, like who is there?
1:16:35
SPEAKER_04: Whoever wants to show up.
1:16:37
SPEAKER_04: I really think.
1:16:38
SPEAKER_03: That's even hard too.
1:16:39
SPEAKER_03: That's another layer of it.
1:16:42
SPEAKER_03: I'll be there.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_03: I'll be there soon.
1:16:44
SPEAKER_03: No, but I will.
1:16:44
SPEAKER_03: I really want to do it.
1:16:45
SPEAKER_04: No, listen.
1:16:46
SPEAKER_03: The thing is, I so want to do it.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:16:48
SPEAKER_03: I know you want to do it.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_03: I'm just weird.
1:16:50
SPEAKER_03: Like I overthink.
1:16:51
SPEAKER_03: Virgo.
1:16:51
SPEAKER_04: I know, Virgo.
1:16:53
SPEAKER_04: Virgo.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_03: Virgo.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_03: Virgo.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_03: Leo.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_03: Leo.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_03: Aquarius.
1:16:57
SPEAKER_03: Cancer.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_04: The what did you call it?
1:16:58
SPEAKER_04: The royal flush.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_04: The Roman flush.
1:17:00
SPEAKER_03: Roman flush.
1:17:03
SPEAKER_03: Should we do a quick round of counterpunt?
1:17:04
SPEAKER_03: Fruit and vegetable and floral arrangements.
1:17:06
SPEAKER_03: Counter punt.
1:17:08
SPEAKER_03: Oh, punt.
1:17:08
SPEAKER_03: Like like edible arrangements?
1:17:10
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, no.
1:17:11
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:17:11
SPEAKER_03: That's what I thought you meant.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_03: Floral arrangements with fruit and vegetables.
1:17:15
SPEAKER_04: Never seen that in my life.
1:17:16
SPEAKER_04: In my entire life.
1:17:17
SPEAKER_04: You mean like a bloody marriage?
1:17:19
SPEAKER_03: Like a cherry branch?
1:17:21
SPEAKER_03: Like an artichoke.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_03: Where's around the artichoke?
1:17:25
SPEAKER_03: Is this a change?
1:17:25
SPEAKER_03: Did you meet the up, Tina?
1:17:26
SPEAKER_03: What's going on?
1:17:27
SPEAKER_03: What's going on?
1:17:27
SPEAKER_03: Sweetie, you're going crazy.
1:17:29
SPEAKER_03: You guys are gaslighting me.
1:17:31
SPEAKER_03: You guys are gaslighting me.
1:17:32
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
1:17:33
SPEAKER_04: Screams, runs up.
1:17:34
SPEAKER_04: Geepes.
1:17:35
SPEAKER_03: Artichokes, grapes?
1:17:36
SPEAKER_03: Never heard of the channel.
1:17:38
SPEAKER_03: Or like in a floral arrangement.
1:17:40
SPEAKER_03: I'm an events.
1:17:40
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:17:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, maybe that's a problem.
1:17:42
SPEAKER_03: I'm an event.
1:17:42
SPEAKER_03: I do events sometimes.
1:17:43
SPEAKER_03: I saw like cabbages as like a tablescape, and I was like, enough.
1:17:46
SPEAKER_04: I don't like that.
1:17:47
SPEAKER_03: I draw the line at like a cut cabbage as like your place.
1:17:52
SPEAKER_04: Pomegranate is pretty.
1:17:55
SPEAKER_04: We're warming up.
1:17:55
SPEAKER_04: You've seen a pomegranate shove into an arrangement, right?
1:17:57
SPEAKER_04: No, I think I've seen them a strew on the table.
1:18:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:18:01
SPEAKER_04: That makes more fun.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_02: Not like a carrot stuck in a rose apple.
1:18:09
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:18:09
SPEAKER_01: An apple.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_02: I've seen an apple.
1:18:12
SPEAKER_01: Just one.
1:18:13
SPEAKER_01: Right?
1:18:13
SPEAKER_04: An apple and a yeah.
1:18:15
SPEAKER_04: Well, whatever.
1:18:16
SPEAKER_04: I've never heard of that.
1:18:17
SPEAKER_02: You guys should get out some of the things.
1:18:18
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say punt because I've I don't I don't like the idea of it.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, same.
1:18:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to say cunt if it's done right.
1:18:22
SPEAKER_01: If it's done right, I would agree with that.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_01: I would agree with that.
1:18:25
SPEAKER_03: And then forget this one.
1:18:26
SPEAKER_03: I was going to say Spanish moss, which is kind of polarizing in the design world.
1:18:29
SPEAKER_01: Does it have an accent?
1:18:30
SPEAKER_01: What is it?
1:18:31
SPEAKER_02: No, it's like that, it's like a drip, drippy, kind of crop webby, but it's like you've never seen it.
1:18:35
SPEAKER_02: You see it in Florida.
1:18:36
SPEAKER_02: It hangs off the trees.
1:18:37
SPEAKER_01: Okay, it's kind of like grayish.
1:18:39
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes you see it.
1:18:40
SPEAKER_01: It's polarizing.
1:18:41
SPEAKER_02: People either love it or hate it because it's Halloween nights.
1:18:43
SPEAKER_02: It has a dead look.
1:18:44
SPEAKER_03: It has a dead look.
1:18:45
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I cunt.
1:18:46
SPEAKER_04: I like that.
1:18:46
SPEAKER_04: I don't punt.
1:18:47
SPEAKER_03: You don't know.
1:18:48
SPEAKER_03: You're you're with us.
1:18:49
SPEAKER_04: I don't want all hanging.
1:18:51
SPEAKER_04: I don't really like hanging from the ceiling stuff.
1:18:54
SPEAKER_04: Huh?
1:18:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:18:54
SPEAKER_04: I don't like a.
1:18:55
SPEAKER_04: Chandelier falls.
1:18:57
SPEAKER_00: She shoots it with a handgun, like, boom.
1:19:00
SPEAKER_04: Out of my head.
1:19:01
SPEAKER_04: I love a chandelier.
1:19:03
SPEAKER_04: I mean more like floral.
1:19:04
SPEAKER_04: Floral.
1:19:05
SPEAKER_04: Like, I'm not a big ivy.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_04: Like, you know when ivy is going all over the house and people are like, there's ivy on the house and it's gonna get more and more.
1:19:12
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, take it off.
1:19:13
SPEAKER_04: I see as bugs.
1:19:15
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:19:15
SPEAKER_04: I don't like plants overgrowing.
1:19:17
SPEAKER_04: I don't love wildflowers, actually.
1:19:18
SPEAKER_04: I don't love like overgrown, unless we're out in a field.
1:19:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:19:22
SPEAKER_04: I'm not like at a wedding and I want like all like crazy outdoor flowers.
1:19:26
SPEAKER_04: I feel like people kind of act like they like that more than they do.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_04: They do, yeah.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_03: It's like it's a little bit affordable.
1:19:31
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's like I think a wild approach.
1:19:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, a wild approach is a little more forgiving for your budget.
1:19:37
SPEAKER_04: Dirt everywhere?
1:19:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:19:38
unknown: Yeah.
1:19:39
SPEAKER_03: Mud.
1:19:39
SPEAKER_03: Weeds.
1:19:40
SPEAKER_03: Mud.
1:19:40
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
1:19:42
SPEAKER_03: Poison ivy.
1:19:43
SPEAKER_01: Poison ivy.
1:19:44
SPEAKER_01: J'or.
1:19:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:19:46
SPEAKER_01: Love.
1:19:46
SPEAKER_01: Now, are we all allergic to poison ivy?
1:19:49
SPEAKER_02: I am, yeah.
1:19:49
SPEAKER_01: I have to.
1:19:50
SPEAKER_01: No, if I am.
1:19:50
SPEAKER_01: Some people are.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_01: Some people are not insanitary.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, my cousin is not.
1:19:55
SPEAKER_02: I would get poison ivy from like walking outside after somebody had like mowed their lawn two towns over.
1:20:00
SPEAKER_01: If you burn it, you can get it in the air in your lungs.
1:20:02
SPEAKER_04: Oh, freeze it out.
1:20:03
SPEAKER_03: That's crazy.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if I have.
1:20:05
SPEAKER_03: Maybe we're not allergic, Ann.
1:20:06
SPEAKER_04: I guess I'm not.
1:20:06
SPEAKER_04: It's an Italian thing.
1:20:08
SPEAKER_04: Because you're Italian too.
1:20:09
SPEAKER_04: Italian Irish too.
1:20:11
SPEAKER_03: Well, I remember like as a kid someone being like, no, you have poison sumac.
1:20:14
SPEAKER_03: And we've got to be.
1:20:15
SPEAKER_03: Which is different.
1:20:16
SPEAKER_04: I've heard of that.
1:20:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
1:20:19
SPEAKER_04: We're always saying sumac.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_01: That one's like more painful, I think, I believe.
1:20:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:20:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:20:23
SPEAKER_01: Poison IVs.
1:20:24
SPEAKER_01: What about a bee sting?
1:20:25
SPEAKER_01: Oof.
1:20:26
SPEAKER_01: Had definitely got a bee sting before.
1:20:27
SPEAKER_04: As a kid, I had one.
1:20:28
SPEAKER_04: It's weird, you get older, they don't happen to you so much.
1:20:30
SPEAKER_04: I know.
1:20:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, what is that?
1:20:32
SPEAKER_03: No one's chewing gum and no one's getting stung.
1:20:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:20:34
SPEAKER_04: Something's not right.
1:20:35
SPEAKER_04: I've never been out on a date out with friends, seeing out at the park and an adult.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_04: It's like, ow, a bee stung me.
1:20:42
SPEAKER_01: If you're on a date and like your man gets stung, imagine.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:20:45
SPEAKER_01: Imagine.
1:20:46
SPEAKER_01: You could tell a lot about like him, about the tag.
1:20:48
SPEAKER_04: That's so true.
1:20:49
SPEAKER_01: That's so true.
1:20:50
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:20:51
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
1:20:52
SPEAKER_03: Rolling on the floor.
1:20:53
SPEAKER_03: He was manifesting that.
1:20:54
SPEAKER_03: Like Yeah.
1:20:55
SPEAKER_04: Wait, what can I ask a quick one?
1:20:57
SPEAKER_04: It's so random.
1:20:58
SPEAKER_04: But when a guy, when someone's scared of bugs, I they might be in this room.
1:21:01
SPEAKER_04: Some people really are.
1:21:01
SPEAKER_04: But the phobia thing.
1:21:02
SPEAKER_04: Like when people have to like leave the room screaming, like jumping on the cat.
1:21:05
SPEAKER_04: What do we think about that?
1:21:06
SPEAKER_04: It's a bug.
1:21:07
SPEAKER_01: It's performative.
1:21:08
SPEAKER_01: You know, fears are natural, I guess.
1:21:09
SPEAKER_01: But like I worked at a pet store.
1:21:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:21:11
SPEAKER_01: And so I had to handle a lot of scary things I would say technically.
1:21:15
SPEAKER_01: Um that doesn't matter.
1:21:16
SPEAKER_03: I love you like feeding a snake.
1:21:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I used to have a snake that would sit in my pocket and a little red tail boa and it would sit right here and hook his little head out.
1:21:24
SPEAKER_01: That's cute.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_03: I used to walk a gerbil on a leash.
1:21:28
SPEAKER_03: A leash?
1:21:28
SPEAKER_02: Gina has a gerbil on a leash for sure.
1:21:30
SPEAKER_02: I think it's like bugs are everywhere, right?
1:21:32
SPEAKER_02: So it's like it's you're gonna have to learn how to cope.
1:21:38
SPEAKER_02: Do I love seeing the giant roach?
1:21:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like roaches are bad.
1:21:42
SPEAKER_01: Especially when they fly.
1:21:43
SPEAKER_04: No, I don't love it.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_04: Of course.
1:21:45
SPEAKER_04: You know when people like lose their shit, they cannot scream.
1:21:48
SPEAKER_04: I'm kind of like, it's a bug, and you're a human.
1:21:51
SPEAKER_04: Like at some point, this is getting to a point where, yeah, seek treatment at home.
1:21:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's a bug.
1:21:56
SPEAKER_02: Let me ask you this.
1:21:57
SPEAKER_02: What about the people who are like, don't kill the bug?
1:21:59
SPEAKER_02: Don't kill the bug.
1:22:00
SPEAKER_02: And they get like a piece of paper and a jar.
1:22:04
SPEAKER_01: I like that person sometimes.
1:22:06
SPEAKER_01: They walk it down.
1:22:07
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes you walk it down the creek.
1:22:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:22:11
SPEAKER_01: I mean, there's a time and a place.
1:22:12
SPEAKER_01: You pick and choose who gets to live and die.
1:22:13
SPEAKER_01: That sounds really terrible.
1:22:14
SPEAKER_01: Depends on how much time I have.
1:22:17
SPEAKER_01: Either in the shower and I can like go.
1:22:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:22:19
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, you're gonna go.
1:22:20
SPEAKER_01: Sorry about that.
1:22:20
SPEAKER_01: But if it's a you know I'm like evil.
1:22:22
SPEAKER_01: If I can open the door, yeah, I'll put it in a glass and like put it outside.
1:22:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's beautiful.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_01: Live in a basement, too.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_02: So like that's that's my if there's any bug in the shower, that one's getting the chopper.
1:22:30
SPEAKER_02: Shower bug is dead.
1:22:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's gonna die.
1:22:32
SPEAKER_02: Because I'm I'm at the end of the house.
1:22:33
SPEAKER_02: How do you even see that?
1:22:34
SPEAKER_02: You don't.
1:22:34
SPEAKER_02: You just have a glass in the shower?
1:22:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you like what you don't you not look in the shower before you get in?
1:22:40
SPEAKER_01: I look down.
1:22:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I look always.
1:22:42
SPEAKER_01: But my parents are raised in a farm.
1:22:44
SPEAKER_01: So like I showering in a farm area.
1:22:47
SPEAKER_01: There's always bugs somewhere.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_03: So your shampoo was in mason jars.
1:22:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, is what I'm gathering.
1:22:53
SPEAKER_03: And so that's why they're stars.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but just for the Pinterest picture, right?
1:22:57
SPEAKER_00: So Pinterest.
1:22:58
SPEAKER_03: Perfect.
1:22:59
SPEAKER_03: No, I don't, I'm not scared of like bugs or pests except roaches.
1:23:02
SPEAKER_03: I am a little pussy.
1:23:04
SPEAKER_04: I don't love any of it.
1:23:05
SPEAKER_04: I just think it's funny when people lose their mind.
1:23:07
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, in my defense, I never saw a roach until I was in New York.
1:23:11
SPEAKER_03: Like they're not in Rhode Island, really.
1:23:13
SPEAKER_03: I never saw a roach until I was in my mid-20s.
1:23:16
SPEAKER_03: So now I kind of go for the raid.
1:23:17
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, shh.
1:23:19
SPEAKER_03: That's so cool.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_03: That's chic.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_03: That's not cool, Ann.
1:23:23
SPEAKER_04: I think it's chic to be like.
1:23:25
SPEAKER_03: I think that's the dynamics.
1:23:28
SPEAKER_03: I like scream when like I'd rather poison my entire house and roommate than like than like hit it.
1:23:33
SPEAKER_04: No, I'm not hitting it.
1:23:34
SPEAKER_04: What am I gonna do?
1:23:36
SPEAKER_04: You're not hitting anything.
1:23:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm not stepping on it.
1:23:39
SPEAKER_04: No, because then the eggs are gonna be on your fucking.
1:23:41
SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
1:23:42
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I never thought of that.
1:23:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm wapping those things.
1:23:45
SPEAKER_03: Wow, I'm gonna go ahead and it's never cool to grab the raid, but I feel thank you.
1:23:50
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, I think that the visual is cool.
1:23:51
SPEAKER_04: It's very like tomb Raider.
1:23:53
SPEAKER_04: Back off! Yes, Tomb Raider.
1:23:55
SPEAKER_04: All right, okay.
1:23:55
SPEAKER_03: Tomb Raider.
1:23:56
SPEAKER_03: Get on that.
1:23:57
SPEAKER_03: The braid forms itself when you get the raid.
1:23:59
SPEAKER_03: Raid and the braid for sure.
1:24:01
SPEAKER_03: Raid, raid.
1:24:03
SPEAKER_03: For sure.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, any final cunchy thoughts before we wrap up this gorgeous app for the night?
1:24:08
SPEAKER_02: Anything y'all want to plug?
1:24:10
SPEAKER_02: Things that you've got coming up?
1:24:10
SPEAKER_02: Where can people find you?
1:24:12
SPEAKER_02: Your Instagram.
1:24:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what is everyone's Instagram?
1:24:14
SPEAKER_01: For sure.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, mine's Hollybox Springs.
1:24:16
SPEAKER_01: Um you can find me anywhere.
1:24:17
SPEAKER_01: Venmo, Cash App, PayPal, you know.
1:24:20
SPEAKER_01: Um I can do that.
1:24:21
SPEAKER_01: And then I also I do Broadway Mondays at a hardware bar.
1:24:24
SPEAKER_01: Every single Monday at 10 o'clock, we have Broadway guests.
1:24:26
SPEAKER_01: I'm with my co-host Jacqueline Hyde and DJ O'Rickey.
1:24:28
SPEAKER_01: We've been doing that for six years.
1:24:30
SPEAKER_01: We did it via Instagram during the pandemic.
1:24:32
SPEAKER_01: We've had quite a journey with that one.
1:24:34
SPEAKER_01: Um it's a great time.
1:24:36
SPEAKER_01: Um my co-host Jacqueline is like one of the funniest people in the world.
1:24:39
SPEAKER_01: Um, have her on too.
1:24:41
SPEAKER_01: She's a blast.
1:24:42
SPEAKER_01: And uh and then I do brunch every other weekend at Ryze Bar in Hell's Kitchen uh with Brenda Darling, fabulous dancer, one of the top pageant queens in the city.
1:24:50
SPEAKER_01: Um I get to be the ugly one in that show, which is fun.
1:24:53
SPEAKER_01: Um, and then uh and then I also work at Flaming Saddles at gay bar, Country Western Gay Bar in Hell's Kitchen, uh bar manager.
1:24:59
SPEAKER_01: Do you do shifts there or you just manage it?
1:25:01
SPEAKER_01: I'm a manager and then I also bartend as well.
1:25:02
SPEAKER_01: So I do dance at a bar.
1:25:04
SPEAKER_01: I do.
1:25:05
SPEAKER_03: I need to catch you when you're rooting scooting.
1:25:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I like it.
1:25:07
SPEAKER_01: They go off, they do choreo.
1:25:08
SPEAKER_01: Like man, it's full choreo.
1:25:10
SPEAKER_01: Four core western.
1:25:11
SPEAKER_04: It's not in drag or is it?
1:25:12
SPEAKER_04: No, it's out of drag.
1:25:13
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:25:14
SPEAKER_01: Before I was Holly, that's where I worked uh from 2014 to 2017, and I left, I left there to do drag full time.
1:25:20
SPEAKER_01: Cool.
1:25:20
SPEAKER_01: And now I'm back, which is kind of crazy to be like basically a 10-year gap.
1:25:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:25:24
SPEAKER_01: And then basically do the same dances I was doing 10 years ago with a 10-year-old body.
1:25:29
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:25:30
SPEAKER_01: Which is very different.
1:25:31
SPEAKER_01: Like your knees are different, your ankles are different, you're in cowboy boots.
1:25:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:25:34
SPEAKER_03: But the time you have a clapboard, your manager.
1:25:37
SPEAKER_01: Literally.
1:25:37
SPEAKER_01: I have the keys.
1:25:38
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's like, Why aren't you dancing?
1:25:39
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, if I had the keys on me, I'm not dancing.
1:25:40
SPEAKER_04: It's the old Navy headset, point out.
1:25:43
SPEAKER_01: Very much that.
1:25:44
SPEAKER_01: Very, very much that.
1:25:45
SPEAKER_01: But yes, Flaming Saddles, I'm there Wednesday, uh Wednesday, Thursday, uh, Saturday, and Sunday.
1:25:49
SPEAKER_01: Love it.
1:25:50
SPEAKER_01: Do check Holly out.
1:25:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:25:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm a little bit shorter, a little bit hairier.
1:25:53
SPEAKER_03: She's an incredible performer, incredible drag queen, and like I will say that the quick changes are amazing.
1:25:58
SPEAKER_03: Amazing.
1:25:59
SPEAKER_03: Thank you very much.
1:26:00
SPEAKER_04: I kind of know for the question.
1:26:02
SPEAKER_01: That was became my like gimmick from the like, you know, gotta have a gimmick.
1:26:04
SPEAKER_01: It is freaky at the beginning.
1:26:06
SPEAKER_01: Wait, is it insane how fast?
1:26:07
SPEAKER_01: I do like like sometimes I do like my my biggest one was like eight costumes in a row.
1:26:11
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:26:12
SPEAKER_01: Um I I like to go back and forth.
1:26:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's what I would say is extra impressive.
1:26:15
SPEAKER_03: I mean, the the timing is so quick, it's remarkable, but also I've seen you get back into them, which is weird.
1:26:20
SPEAKER_03: You should walk out.
1:26:22
SPEAKER_03: Usually when a reveal happens, it's gone forever.
1:26:24
SPEAKER_03: I like to get back into it.
1:26:25
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, girl, what's going on?
1:26:27
SPEAKER_04: How did you get back?
1:26:28
SPEAKER_01: That's the magic.
1:26:29
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
1:26:30
SPEAKER_01: She'll kill you before she does.
1:26:31
SPEAKER_01: I also love when people don't pay attention sometimes because washing their faces, looking up and being like, What?
1:26:36
SPEAKER_01: I I love that.
1:26:37
SPEAKER_01: It's it's like one of my favorite things.
1:26:38
SPEAKER_01: And Angelica, when's your next amazing night?
1:26:40
SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm actually working on my solo amazing night, which will be all my stories.
1:26:46
SPEAKER_04: Um, I write short fiction stories and then I read them.
1:26:51
SPEAKER_02: Amazing.
1:26:51
SPEAKER_04: Uh so anyway, and then after that, I'll be continuing on my nights, but I'm still booking mine, so I'm really in early stages.
1:26:58
SPEAKER_04: What I should really be saying is come to Engelka's amazing nights, usually every month.
1:27:02
SPEAKER_04: Um, it's usually I just did add singers, I've done cassette, I might be doing union hall.
1:27:07
SPEAKER_04: We're gonna figure out where the next venue is as we're growing.
1:27:10
SPEAKER_04: It's like such a fun vibe.
1:27:12
SPEAKER_04: And the people that come are amazing.
1:27:13
SPEAKER_04: It's literally so fun.
1:27:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's a really fun night.
1:27:16
SPEAKER_04: So that's what I do, and then I just started a podcast going over season five of couples therapy.
1:27:21
SPEAKER_04: I don't know if you watched.
1:27:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
1:27:23
SPEAKER_04: Great things, but it's like a recap.
1:27:24
SPEAKER_04: It's really fun.
1:27:25
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:27:25
SPEAKER_04: Did you see Orna was on Las Culturistas?
1:27:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:27:28
SPEAKER_04: You saw you saw the I Don't Think So, honey?
1:27:30
SPEAKER_02: I didn't see it.
1:27:31
SPEAKER_02: No, I didn't see it.
1:27:32
SPEAKER_02: Have you heard?
1:27:33
SPEAKER_02: Should I know?
1:27:33
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:27:33
SPEAKER_04: Do you want me to tell you?
1:27:34
SPEAKER_04: Sure.
1:27:35
SPEAKER_04: Orna's I Don't Think So, Honey, was it controversial?
1:27:39
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
1:27:39
SPEAKER_03: Oh wow.
1:27:40
SPEAKER_04: Uh, I should be able to walk my dog without a leash.
1:27:43
SPEAKER_04: You should leash your anger.
1:27:45
SPEAKER_04: And everyone is flipping out.
1:27:47
SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
1:27:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:27:48
SPEAKER_02: Wasn't her dog this big?
1:27:49
SPEAKER_04: Like no, it's like the it's kind of like this big.
1:27:53
SPEAKER_04: And also, it's like for a therapist to be like, I should be allowed like the entitled vibe was like through everyone off.
1:27:58
SPEAKER_04: Like she's an amazing.
1:28:00
SPEAKER_04: Therapist.
1:28:01
SPEAKER_04: But where does she live in her?
1:28:02
SPEAKER_04: She lives in Brooklyn.
1:28:03
SPEAKER_04: Like nice, rich Brooklyn.
1:28:05
SPEAKER_04: But her dog shouldn't be unleashed because there's all kinds of races.
1:28:08
SPEAKER_01: Well, she was like, it's like Illinois farmland.
1:28:10
SPEAKER_01: I'd be like, oh my god, oh no, no, she's in Brooklyn.
1:28:12
SPEAKER_01: She's not she's like walking down Williamsburg.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_01: No, she's not fully unleashed.
1:28:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:28:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no.
1:28:18
SPEAKER_01: It's funny.
1:28:19
SPEAKER_01: Um but it's it's it's also more the fact that like you don't know what the outside will happen.
1:28:23
SPEAKER_01: Like your dog can be the best behaved dog, but then it can get hit by a car, a reaction.
1:28:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, a kid who's allergic, a person, whatever.
1:28:31
SPEAKER_04: A therapist of all people should know that.
1:28:33
SPEAKER_04: Should know you can't be yeah, so everyone's losing their mind, the comic sections, Reddit, YouTube, everyone's going crazy on Orna.
1:28:39
SPEAKER_03: So she's canceled.
1:28:40
SPEAKER_04: She, I don't, I think she's one of those people that just if she doesn't address it, then it will just not matter.
1:28:46
SPEAKER_03: I think that's what people switches the Padawan braid to the other side.
1:28:50
SPEAKER_03: That's it.
1:28:50
SPEAKER_03: No, literally.
1:28:51
SPEAKER_03: People pushing Han.
1:28:52
SPEAKER_04: Um, but yeah, come to the show, it's really fun.
1:28:54
SPEAKER_04: I'm Angelica Pasquini on Instagram.
1:28:56
SPEAKER_04: Listen to the pod if you want.
1:28:58
SPEAKER_04: It's a limited series pod, it's just five episodes.
1:29:00
SPEAKER_04: That's kind of what I'm into right now is just finding someone and going, Do you want to do like five or ten episodes of a podcast together?
1:29:06
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
1:29:07
SPEAKER_04: Because the endlessness of I've done a couple, I've had a couple shows, whatever, trying different things.
1:29:12
SPEAKER_04: It's hard for me to commit to forever.
1:29:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:29:14
SPEAKER_04: But you guys took a break and now you're back.
1:29:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:29:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:29:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:29:18
SPEAKER_03: Do you know what I mean?
1:29:19
SPEAKER_03: You've been taking a lot of breaks because the forever feels like forever, and it's like Jesus Christ.
1:29:22
SPEAKER_04: It's cool, it's a format that you need to fe figure out your own flow in.
1:29:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:29:27
SPEAKER_04: Because otherwise it's literally like, and here for the next 25 years is me doing this.
1:29:30
SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
1:29:31
SPEAKER_04: It's clear.
1:29:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:29:32
SPEAKER_03: Screaming into a room to no one.
1:29:33
SPEAKER_04: But now I've been giving myself bite-sized projects and deadlines with my show.
1:29:38
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, well, every month I have to have a new story.
1:29:40
SPEAKER_04: So that's fun.
1:29:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:29:41
SPEAKER_04: That's nice.
1:29:42
SPEAKER_04: You know, working with ADD, not against it.
1:29:44
SPEAKER_03: Now that's a hunt for me.
1:29:46
SPEAKER_03: Like once a show, a monthly show is so good.
1:29:48
SPEAKER_04: It really is fun.
1:29:49
SPEAKER_03: It's the right time.
1:29:50
SPEAKER_03: Live love.
1:29:51
SPEAKER_04: Laugh love.
1:29:52
SPEAKER_04: Live, laugh, love.
1:29:53
SPEAKER_03: This was unbelievable.
1:29:54
SPEAKER_03: You guys are so great.
1:29:55
SPEAKER_03: Thank you so much for coming.
1:29:57
SPEAKER_01: This is the view.
1:29:58
SPEAKER_01: Blast, exactly.
1:29:59
SPEAKER_01: It's real Housewives for Union.
1:30:00
SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait, does that make me the Republican?
1:30:01
SPEAKER_01: It's Jersey Versailles.
1:30:02
SPEAKER_01: This makes me the Republican, though.
1:30:03
SPEAKER_01: I don't like that.
1:30:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, you're the bad one.
1:30:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:30:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh no, wait, I'm whoopy.
1:30:06
SPEAKER_03: You're the Republican.
1:30:07
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, right?
1:30:08
SPEAKER_03: Honestly, the theme Big Top is kind of leans Republican because it's like red, white, blue.
1:30:13
SPEAKER_03: So it kind of gets a little weird.
1:30:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:30:16
SPEAKER_03: And last year, again, not to like toad events, but uh everyone wanted a circus knee party.
1:30:20
SPEAKER_03: It was like trending.
1:30:21
SPEAKER_03: Isn't that weird?
1:30:22
SPEAKER_03: I wonder why.
1:30:23
SPEAKER_04: What's the theme this year?
1:30:23
SPEAKER_04: What are people wanting?
1:30:24
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:30:25
SPEAKER_03: We've been slow.
1:30:27
SPEAKER_04: You're like more money.
1:30:28
SPEAKER_01: That's what they've been wanting, right?
1:30:29
SPEAKER_01: Literally.
1:30:30
SPEAKER_03: Favors.
1:30:30
SPEAKER_01: That's what people are wanting.
1:30:31
SPEAKER_03: Favors.
1:30:33
SPEAKER_01: I'll know come fourth quarter.
1:30:34
SPEAKER_01: Well, and pride's been interesting this year as well, because pride's normally the Christmas of drag queen, basically, times.
1:30:39
SPEAKER_01: A little quiet, a little quieter this year.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_01: Doing Peloton next week.
1:30:43
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
1:30:43
SPEAKER_01: But that I'm not sure what sure that entails.
1:30:45
SPEAKER_01: If I'm working out Matt Majacomo?
1:30:48
SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
1:30:49
SPEAKER_01: It's a combined event with a couple of them.
1:30:51
SPEAKER_01: It's a happy hour.
1:30:52
SPEAKER_01: That's what's happening a lot this year.
1:30:53
SPEAKER_01: It's a lot of happy hours.
1:30:54
SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
1:30:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:30:55
SPEAKER_01: Which I find to be quite interesting.
1:30:56
SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
1:30:57
SPEAKER_04: The economy's crazy.
1:30:58
SPEAKER_01: Well, it used to be like 7 a.m.
1:30:59
SPEAKER_01: You're in someone's office talking about pussy.
1:31:01
SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, like you know, like it's literally.
1:31:05
SPEAKER_01: Someone asked me to do my Kathy Griffin mix, which is talking about Selene on being touched as a child.
1:31:08
SPEAKER_01: Like, like, and I'm like in the office, and like the volume is like this high because it's just an office.
1:31:13
SPEAKER_01: So it's just me lip syncing, talking about this to like 12 people.
1:31:16
SPEAKER_01: You know, it's it's definitely an interesting experience.
1:31:18
SPEAKER_01: Pride, mama.
1:31:19
SPEAKER_01: Baby, and that is pride, honey.
1:31:20
SPEAKER_02: Gay dollars, gay dollars.
1:31:23
SPEAKER_02: Happy pride.
1:31:23
SPEAKER_02: This is our pride app.
1:31:24
SPEAKER_02: This is our pride app.
1:31:25
SPEAKER_02: It's pride all month long.
1:31:26
SPEAKER_02: Pride's every day.
1:31:27
SPEAKER_02: Well, thanks for watching.
1:31:28
SPEAKER_02: We'll see you next Tuesday.
1:31:30
SPEAKER_02: Don't forget to um like, subscribe, leave over review.
1:31:34
SPEAKER_02: We're TBCC Pod on Instagram and YouTube and the Big Country Couch on TikTok.
1:31:39
SPEAKER_02: And uh that's it.
1:31:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:31:42
SPEAKER_03: And I shave my arms for um Holly because we have another queen here.
1:31:45
SPEAKER_04: So And mine are shaved because I'm Italian.
1:31:47
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
1:31:48
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna take my bush to a salon.
1:31:50
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:31:50
SPEAKER_03: And he has big plans for his bush.
1:31:52
SPEAKER_03: And on that note, good night.
1:31:54
SPEAKER_03: Bye!