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Things That Must Go From August 27th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Things that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you are good friends
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  Speaker 2: of the program, things that are intruding on your life.
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  Speaker 2: You just can't take it anymore. You can't stand it,
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  Speaker 2: and so you think, what am I gonna do? I know,
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  Speaker 2: I'll send my must go to radio from Hell and
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  Speaker 2: maybe if they mention it on the air, it'll make
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  Speaker 2: me feel better. And we have reports that sometimes these
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  Speaker 2: things disappear from people's lives when we do read them
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  Speaker 2: on the air. So send your Musco's Radio from Hell
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  Speaker 2: at x ninety six dot com Muscle on the subject
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  Speaker 2: line and we might read it on the air.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Gina, Okay, okay, to use my name. It's
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  Speaker 1: page from Salt Lake. Things that must go. Conversations between
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  Speaker 1: bicyclists must go. We live on a major bicyclist route.
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  Speaker 1: On Saturday mornings, I'm trying to sleep in with the
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  Speaker 1: window open. I can hear the biker's conversation starting about
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  Speaker 1: fifteen houses down for me. Do they not realize I
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  Speaker 1: can hear them talk about their business deals, love affairs,
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  Speaker 1: Friday night dates, et cetera. Then I never get to
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  Speaker 1: hear the end of the story because they're talking, talking,
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  Speaker 1: telling you, and then they keep going. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how the story ends. These conversations must go. Thanks Page,
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  Speaker 1: Hello lord, you may use my name. It's Jennifer. The
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  Speaker 1: lack of pockets and women's clothing must go. So much
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  Speaker 1: of my clothing either as no pockets or pockets that
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  Speaker 1: are so shallow everything falls out when I sit down.
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  Speaker 1: I'm starting to judge clothing purchases by pocket depth. So
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  Speaker 1: far I have not found the right pocket. I can
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  Speaker 1: solve the problems and learn to make my own clothes,
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  Speaker 1: but Joanne Fabrics has gone so I so I Ca'm
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  Speaker 1: doomed to buy online. The cycle of frustration is never ending.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for letting me listen to Jennifer.
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  Speaker 3: And this from.
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  Speaker 1: Tasha in North Ogden. Why is it that you schedule
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  Speaker 1: a service and they give you a time between nine
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  Speaker 1: and six.
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  Speaker 3: That is wide open.
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  Speaker 1: You can't narrow this down. Yeah, people have other things
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  Speaker 1: they need to do other than just sitting around waiting.
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  Speaker 3: Please remedy this.
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  Speaker 1: Also, people that love to socialize and congregate in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of an aisle in a store. You can clearly
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  Speaker 1: see I'm there, and you refuse to move over. All
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  Speaker 1: I want is to get my sharman. Also mosquito bites
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the night on the bottom of
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  Speaker 1: your feet must go.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for helping, all right, So I'll go next.
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  Speaker 2: I have a couple of my own. Recently, I had
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  Speaker 2: a rental car because my car had some bodywork being
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  Speaker 2: done on. And it's a car that has a low
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  Speaker 2: front end. And I've owned a car like this too.
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  Speaker 2: The front end is so low that you can't go
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  Speaker 2: in and out of a driveway without its scrape. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just don't get that. It just drives me crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Even the slightest little dip and it'll scrape. And also
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  Speaker 2: perfumed garbage bags must go?
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  Speaker 1: What what.
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  Speaker 3: You don't perfume the.
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  Speaker 2: Garbage bags just makes it smell like garbage with perfume
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  Speaker 2: on it. This one says, Hi, my name is Jenny
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  Speaker 2: from Lehigh and you can use my name. Things that
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  Speaker 2: must go is the Karen that keeps calling the police
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  Speaker 2: on my twenty two year old son watching trains. He's
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  Speaker 2: been called on over six times now. No he's not suicidal.
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  Speaker 2: No he's not depressed. He just likes to watch trains.
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  Speaker 2: He's not even close to the trains. He's on the
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  Speaker 2: sidewalk and he likes to sit there and watch the trains.
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  Speaker 3: Leave him alone, Karen.
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  Speaker 2: You know you could just come outside and talk to
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  Speaker 2: him and he'll tell you I love trains.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, he's a phoner.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what they call it, somebody who loves trains,
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  Speaker 2: a phmer. Let's see this one says, I'm back visiting
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  Speaker 2: Salt Lake City and what must go is construction and
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  Speaker 2: sugar house. Will it never end? The answer is how
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  Speaker 2: many more high rise apartment buildings are needed? And yet
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  Speaker 2: the streets and the parks are still where many people live?
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  Speaker 2: And organized sports has to go from the Mammoth hockey
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  Speaker 2: family in Sandy to one hundred and twenty dollars tickets
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  Speaker 2: to see minor league baseball. There's got to be a
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  Speaker 2: better way to use money for society than this. And
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  Speaker 2: then finally, this one says, you can call me Corbin
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  Speaker 2: because that's my freaking name, all right. My list of
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  Speaker 2: things that must go as follows. Number one my oldest
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  Speaker 2: son saying that going to his second day of school
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  Speaker 2: is like going to jail because some of the.
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  Speaker 3: Fourth graders are jerks.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. No.
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  Speaker 2: Number two, fourth grade jerk punk kids must go. Number
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  Speaker 2: three dating in twenty twenty five versus dating in the
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  Speaker 2: early two thousands. Dating apps suck? Where can a single
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  Speaker 2: dad of three boys find a good woman in Utah?
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  Speaker 2: And number four aging must go. I was playing with
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  Speaker 2: my three year old and to avoid tripping over him,
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  Speaker 2: I tucked and rolled in the grass and heard a
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  Speaker 2: felt a crack in my room. Now said three year
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  Speaker 2: old will fall down on the grass, stand up, holding
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  Speaker 2: his ribs and say, oh crack. Thanks for still being
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  Speaker 2: on the radio. Former in studio friend of the program,
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  Speaker 2: Take care, Corbin Kerry.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's see. The first one is from me.
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  Speaker 4: I have no soliciting sign on my door next to
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  Speaker 4: the doorbell.
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  Speaker 3: It's right below it.
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  Speaker 1: You can't miss it.
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  Speaker 3: You can't miss it.
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  Speaker 4: But some landscapers have decided that what they're going to
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  Speaker 4: do is they're they're going to put their business cards
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  Speaker 4: in my door.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm okay with that. That's fine. Just leave your
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna throw it away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not going to hire anybody who's on my
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  Speaker 4: front porch.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just not going to period.
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  Speaker 4: But if you stick it in the door, in the
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  Speaker 4: crack in the door, and then ring my doorbell, you're
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  Speaker 4: really just going to make sure that I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: throw it away really really fast.
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  Speaker 3: So Raphael, sorry, yeah, sorry, Raphael. Shouldn't do that. Uh
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  Speaker 3: I few from my uh from my wife.
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  Speaker 4: If you say something is white, you know an item
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  Speaker 4: of clothing. If you say something is white and I
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  Speaker 4: order it and I get it and it's cream or ivory,
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  Speaker 4: not the same.
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  Speaker 3: Thing, not the same thing, Not the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: And fabric pockets in clothes that wod up into a
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  Speaker 4: tight ball when you dry them in the dryer and
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  Speaker 4: them the fabric. Also, if you're going to close three
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  Speaker 4: fourths of your parking lot, can you can you give
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  Speaker 4: us notice that you're going to be doing that. Also
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  Speaker 4: those parking lot cracks that wand is not going to help.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry that did No do the whole thing. You
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  Speaker 3: got to do the whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: If you're going to fix it, you got to do
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  Speaker 4: the whole thing. Okay, let's see this one from Colleen.
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  Speaker 3: Companies that have began putting.
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  Speaker 4: You don't get any e mail often from in the
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  Speaker 4: subject line you're sending me emails every week, I get
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  Speaker 4: them often from you. Then use that play songs from
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  Speaker 4: the band you're about to see in their.
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  Speaker 3: House music mix.
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  Speaker 4: Now, when the band plays the song, it won't be
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  Speaker 4: as exciting because I just heard it. Also knowing that
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  Speaker 4: Radio from Hell will be gone someday and that it
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  Speaker 4: is likely that we'll get no notice.
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  Speaker 3: To say goodbye. You are all professionals.
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  Speaker 4: What do they think that you're going to launch a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of f bombs sabotage the station on your way out?
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  Speaker 3: I would well, Colleen, it's happened before.
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  Speaker 4: You will be missed when you go, and they won't
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  Speaker 4: let you say goodbye. You should throw a farewell party
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  Speaker 4: at one of the bars downtown podcasting in Seattle, where
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  Speaker 4: that show definitely won't work.
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  Speaker 3: Ever.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see this from Jackie. The thing that must
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  Speaker 4: go is the fact that my voice sounds nothing like
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  Speaker 4: how it sounds in my ears when I hear myself speaking.
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  Speaker 4: I played Frank Chris Presents last Thursday, and as far
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  Speaker 4: as I know, I.
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  Speaker 3: Sounded like any other woman calling into the radio. But
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  Speaker 3: when I heard the recording, I sounded like a child,
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  Speaker 3: just like that moment.
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  Speaker 4: In the Emperor's New Groove when I Zuma has been
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  Speaker 4: turned into a kitten and says, is that my voice
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  Speaker 4: is that?
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  Speaker 3: My voice?
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  Speaker 1: It does sound different. If you haven't heard your voice
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  Speaker 1: recorded before, it does sound different.
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  Speaker 3: No wonder.
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  Speaker 4: I have a hard time getting people to take me seriously.
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  Speaker 4: Being only five feet tall doesn't help either. Anyway, Thanks
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  Speaker 4: for the Monsters and Men tickets. I enjoyed the show
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  Speaker 4: and finally this from Ruby. Everyone talking trash and being
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  Speaker 4: against K pop demon Hunters must go, hey, like it's
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  Speaker 4: the best movie ever created.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if I go there. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it's enjoyable, but you know, thinks that must go on
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  Speaker 3: the radio
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  Speaker 1: Show.