Latest / Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast / 🏡 The Valley: "Gone Jax"
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- 0:05Speaker 1: Drama Darling.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Drama Darling, Drama Darling. Hello everybody, Oh my gosh, this
- 0:21Speaker 2: is such a great day to be talking about Bravo.
- 0:24Speaker 2: So it's the Valley Day and I'm flanked by two
- 0:29Speaker 2: gals who are ready to just rip it up over here.
- 0:32Speaker 2: Whoa Jamie Moyer is? Uh it has entered the chat
- 0:36Speaker 2: with an old school lightlighter, A lighter.
- 0:39Speaker 3: So she just clean off my jar it was in there.
- 0:45Speaker 1: What kind of world?
- 0:47Speaker 2: She used to be a smoker, No longer, but you
- 0:51Speaker 2: need to have those lighters for candles and such. And
- 0:54Speaker 2: Jamie loves a birthday anyway, darlings, So this is what
- 1:00Speaker 2: a day. And if you haven't subscribed to Patreon, do
- 1:04Speaker 2: it now tons of shows going up over there that
- 1:06Speaker 2: will not be on the public So Drama Darling Patreon
- 1:10Speaker 2: dot com, Patreon dot com slash drama Darling. Head on
- 1:14Speaker 2: over there, and we're on the heels of celebrating our
- 1:17Speaker 2: second year anniversary as drama Darling. I know, May.
- 1:21Speaker 3: Fifth, May fifth, Sinko day, fano.
- 1:27Speaker 2: I know, it's just Darling. Oh yeah, it's very cool.
- 1:33Speaker 2: I have to say, you know, I don't take much
- 1:36Speaker 2: time to like pause and think about it. And and
- 1:40Speaker 2: I haven't yet, so I'll do that. No, I'm kidding, No,
- 1:43Speaker 2: I'm very I'm just oh, I'm starting to feel the
- 1:46Speaker 2: feelings about you know, what has been built here, and
- 1:49Speaker 2: I'm just absolutely thrilled. And I can't wait to give
- 1:51Speaker 2: it more attention, give myself more attention for that.
- 1:56Speaker 3: And no, I'm kidding, Amy, you should. You should give
- 1:59Speaker 3: yourself some good attention because you branched out and you
- 2:01Speaker 3: created your own business, and I get to spend time
- 2:05Speaker 3: with you. So does Emily Jamie, Emily, this is.
- 2:12Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a lot, Jamie, Jamie, you're triggering Emily.
- 2:16Speaker 2: All right, we should just get to the show. Let's
- 2:19Speaker 2: welcome ourselves in. Welcome Oh my god, I love that's
- 2:24Speaker 2: like my favorite welcome in. That was from earlier of
- 2:28Speaker 2: the backbeat.
- 2:29Speaker 1: It's mom Joms.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Right, No, no No, That one is a new lights
- 2:32Speaker 2: from No No, it's Atlanta. At the beginning of the season, Atlanta.
- 2:38Speaker 1: I called the show what is the show called?
- 2:41Speaker 2: Yeah, Mormon wise, it's coming.
- 2:44Speaker 1: So from the Buttom Bank brand.
- 2:46Speaker 2: So I did watch half of the after show of
- 2:50Speaker 2: the Valley right before this, and I'm so bummed I
- 2:53Speaker 2: didn't get to finish it, Emily, did you watch it?
- 2:58Speaker 1: No? And now I'm mad at my Okay, they should have.
- 3:01Speaker 2: Listen, don't. Let's not beat ourselves up, you know, Listen,
- 3:05Speaker 2: I watched the first half, which I think was the
- 3:07Speaker 2: most important half. All right, So I have things to
- 3:10Speaker 2: say about the Jesse and the Michelle situation and the
- 3:15Speaker 2: Danny situation as well. So when we get to that,
- 3:17Speaker 2: I will tell you what I saw on the after show.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Because I'm I'm kind of livid, so yeah, go ahead, Oh.
- 3:23Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe let's get livid.
- 3:25Speaker 3: So lived lived.
- 3:30Speaker 2: Let yeah, here comes Sheena.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Goodass livid.
- 3:35Speaker 2: And by the way, in the after show, you know,
- 3:38Speaker 2: you're just watching it and it's all the usual suspects
- 3:40Speaker 2: from the Valley who you're expecting, and all of a sudden,
- 3:42Speaker 2: Lava was just sitting there with like the longest naiails crypt.
- 3:45Speaker 1: She's just like an old eighteen hundred's Victorian doll.
- 3:49Speaker 4: And I was like, is this is this an apparition
- 3:53Speaker 4: that we're seeing?
- 3:54Speaker 3: She could be that old? What with all the botox?
- 3:56Speaker 2: We don't know, we don't know. We can't count the rings,
- 4:00Speaker 2: But I'm.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Like, what about her dress and her silence.
- 4:04Speaker 2: The silence and the clicking of the nails, and I'm like, yeah,
- 4:08Speaker 2: we don't need you here right now. You know, like
- 4:10Speaker 2: wait what you're just popping up? And then Sena is there,
- 4:13Speaker 2: which You're always like, well, I mean she know, will
- 4:15Speaker 2: sidle her way in anywhere. Like if she popped up
- 4:17Speaker 2: in like a Salt Lake City after show, I'd be like,
- 4:19Speaker 2: that's that's fair.
- 4:20Speaker 3: You know, she's chef top chef doing a quick fired.
- 4:25Speaker 3: They're like, who's this woman. She's like, I win, that's
- 4:27Speaker 3: Kat's chicken chicken.
- 4:31Speaker 2: Last chance chicken, Last chance chicken. Well, last chance chicken. Okay,
- 4:40Speaker 2: you guys, we really have to get to it.
- 4:42Speaker 1: So we start as good.
- 4:44Speaker 2: I have to say that getting into Britney's rental is
- 4:49Speaker 2: very dark because you see that to me speaks volumes
- 4:53Speaker 2: of trauma. You you walk in, you know this woman
- 4:56Speaker 2: is fighting for her life. You know it's an empty rental.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Know you see that.
- 5:02Speaker 5: It feels pretty great. I mean, I gotta say it's
- 5:05Speaker 5: a nice place.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Oh no, honey, you got you're taking No, it is
- 5:09Speaker 2: nice for the sake of it being a nice place.
- 5:11Speaker 2: But look at you got Brittany that has been ripped.
- 5:15Speaker 2: She had to rip herself out of her sweet little
- 5:19Speaker 2: Total Valley home in which she decorated from home goods,
- 5:25Speaker 2: painstaking every pillow, every you know, every word, the word art,
- 5:33Speaker 2: every single sweet little thing that she put.
- 5:36Speaker 3: Into this house, couchy crew and all this bullshit all
- 5:40Speaker 3: over the world.
- 5:40Speaker 2: Right and here she is in a stark you know,
- 5:45Speaker 2: echoe chamber of with a.
- 5:48Speaker 5: Gorgeous pull and it's a nice place. I will say,
- 5:53Speaker 5: I'm not a home, but I agree. I'm just saying
- 5:58Speaker 5: there are a lot of women you have to flee
- 6:01Speaker 5: and don't get such a nice place to land.
- 6:03Speaker 2: Okay, I get I get that.
- 6:05Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely anywhere I've ever lived since I moved to
- 6:09Speaker 3: this heuthscape. I hear you, Emily, But he he, he
- 6:15Speaker 3: goes to show he's such a bitch boy. Why would
- 6:18Speaker 3: he be like you? You go ahead and usurp your whole
- 6:21Speaker 3: life and take all of all of all of Cruises
- 6:23Speaker 3: toys and everything Cruise owns. I'm keeping this house.
- 6:26Speaker 1: I would leave here.
- 6:27Speaker 3: He would leave you.
- 6:28Speaker 2: She had to leave, and like that says a lot.
- 6:31Speaker 2: It takes so much courage to do what she did
- 6:35Speaker 2: and to see sweet Cruise.
- 6:37Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesse also didn't leave.
- 6:40Speaker 3: Oh yes, narcissis.
- 6:43Speaker 2: Narcissisisis nice. So we're looking, you know, we're in her
- 6:49Speaker 2: rental and she's doing the you know, the best she can,
- 6:52Speaker 2: and I just my heart goes out to her for
- 6:54Speaker 2: that reason. It's just because I don't feel like we've
- 6:56Speaker 2: been inside the rental. I feel like we've you know,
- 6:59Speaker 2: we've been outside the gates when you know, all of
- 7:03Speaker 2: the backgrid photos and those types of things. So it
- 7:05Speaker 2: was nice to be in there and see what she's
- 7:07Speaker 2: dealing with and and sweet Cruise walking around, and she
- 7:10Speaker 2: couldn't really talk at that point because Cruse just wanted
- 7:13Speaker 2: to be with her, And that was just a wonderful
- 7:16Speaker 2: moment where she's like, I want to talk because you,
- 7:19Speaker 2: like Jason, you literally just dropped my husband off at
- 7:22Speaker 2: rehab and now I'd like to discuss this with my
- 7:24Speaker 2: friends what has just happened. And she couldn't talk about it,
- 7:28Speaker 2: and it really made me feel like she's just a
- 7:32Speaker 2: great mom because she unlike last week where she's like.
- 7:35Speaker 6: Dad touches fikes, you're discussing been with a slut last night?
- 7:38Speaker 6: You know, you know, you give her take a little,
- 7:41Speaker 6: But this time she's like, I will see it talk
- 7:43Speaker 6: about it in front of you.
- 7:45Speaker 5: It's also the same day, it's that evening because she's
- 7:48Speaker 5: still in the same outfit.
- 7:50Speaker 1: Jason's obviously taken Jackson by the.
- 7:52Speaker 2: Way, Oh my god, is this the same day? You're right?
- 7:55Speaker 5: Yeah, And now CRUs is just in his pgs because
- 7:58Speaker 5: it's later. But I I wanted to clarify because there
- 8:01Speaker 5: was some back and forth about Jack's rehab and did
- 8:04Speaker 5: he go the whole time?
- 8:05Speaker 1: No, he did go.
- 8:06Speaker 2: Yeah, we we clarified that and he did.
- 8:08Speaker 1: Okay, good.
- 8:09Speaker 5: He did go for the thirty days, and he went
- 8:11Speaker 5: back at Christmas for seventeen days.
- 8:13Speaker 2: Oh, he went back at Christmas.
- 8:15Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess.
- 8:19Speaker 3: Day we had had. And for the summer.
- 8:23Speaker 1: Summers at rehab.
- 8:27Speaker 3: He rehab winsters at rehab, and he falls at rehab
- 8:32Speaker 3: because he's trips because he's drunk.
- 8:34Speaker 2: Jack said in the after show, which is you know
- 8:39Speaker 2: here he left you know the valley, and we're never
- 8:43Speaker 2: going to see him again for the rest of the
- 8:44Speaker 2: shunting time. But he is probably just like in rehab,
- 8:48Speaker 2: going at Lisa. I've got the after show at list,
- 8:50Speaker 2: I've got the after show. But so he pops up
- 8:52Speaker 2: in the after show and he does say that, you know,
- 8:55Speaker 2: he didn't realize he had a drug problem. Obviously he
- 8:58Speaker 2: said he didn't realize he had a drug problem until
- 9:00Speaker 2: he was off of drugs, which a lot of people,
- 9:04Speaker 2: I'm sure have that that. Oh my god, Jamie is
- 9:07Speaker 2: like roll eye rolling.
- 9:09Speaker 3: Because you know what he admitted he watches a lot
- 9:12Speaker 3: of Intervention. That's what we say on every episode. I
- 9:16Speaker 3: don't know. I don't trust him to the How does
- 9:19Speaker 3: he not know he has a drug problem?
- 9:21Speaker 1: Room?
- 9:22Speaker 5: I think I don't think a lot of people are
- 9:24Speaker 5: in denial because they see a show like Intervention and
- 9:27Speaker 5: they watch somebody huffing, Yeah, like what's it that can't
- 9:31Speaker 5: airsol can NonStop and like they're like, well.
- 9:34Speaker 2: And living in squalor right, And he's not, but he
- 9:37Speaker 2: probably watches it to make him feel better.
- 9:39Speaker 1: Wait, I thinkanguage totally true. Duster thank you? Remember Duster Girl.
- 9:48Speaker 1: Everybody remembers.
- 9:50Speaker 3: Best episode of television.
- 9:52Speaker 2: I show it was on the After Show too. Actually,
- 9:55Speaker 2: next to Lala.
- 9:59Speaker 3: Dus All that episode, I'll tell you she she was
- 10:03Speaker 3: probably one of the best episodes because she was half
- 10:05Speaker 3: a duster all over town and every Staples was like,
- 10:07Speaker 3: you can't be in here, you know, and she she
- 10:10Speaker 3: had a real serious problem. But then they show the
- 10:13Speaker 3: camera on her after she goes to rehab, and she
- 10:16Speaker 3: was like the most beautiful woman you've ever seen. And
- 10:19Speaker 3: she came on the screen and she goes, I have
- 10:22Speaker 3: no idea what the hell that was all about. She's
- 10:25Speaker 3: like a whole different person. It's like the best episode.
- 10:28Speaker 3: They go to take her in. She's like fighting chickens
- 10:32Speaker 3: on the screen and she's like, good afternoon, I am
- 10:35Speaker 3: a Rhodes scholar. And that was absolutely banooners.
- 10:40Speaker 2: You're doing this to me again because the last time
- 10:43Speaker 2: that we had to talk about intervention you I think
- 10:46Speaker 2: either both of you because apparently you're diehard interventions. I
- 10:49Speaker 2: haven't seen it since, like I watched it hard in
- 10:51Speaker 2: the nineties, you know what I mean.
- 10:52Speaker 3: I mean, we're diehard Duster girls, not diehard Intervention. We're
- 10:56Speaker 3: d H dgs.
- 10:58Speaker 2: Okay, So the last time we went down this road,
- 11:04Speaker 2: I think both of you pointed out and we're not
- 11:06Speaker 2: going to expand on this. I'm telling you right now, Okay,
- 11:08Speaker 2: so don't don't.
- 11:09Speaker 1: It's an intervention, So we can talk about intervention right now.
- 11:12Speaker 2: You guys discussed a whole episode about this woman, and
- 11:15Speaker 2: then I had to go watch the whole show after
- 11:18Speaker 2: that because I was so curious. So here, now you've
- 11:20Speaker 2: got me again. Now I gotta watch a duster girl. Okay,
- 11:22Speaker 2: let's get back to this show. So Britt, she's in
- 11:26Speaker 2: it or rental, she's emotional. And here we have like Jason, who,
- 11:31Speaker 2: by the way, is a great addition to the show
- 11:34Speaker 2: because he is a not only is he just a
- 11:37Speaker 2: nice man and a good husband and according to Janet,
- 11:40Speaker 2: you know you're a good husband. Have a nice day.
- 11:43Speaker 1: He is a lawyer a little much, yes.
- 11:47Speaker 2: And he definitely can speak to certain things which we'll
- 11:50Speaker 2: get to later Dave and Busters. But I appreciated him
- 11:54Speaker 2: him just his presence is grounding and.
- 12:00Speaker 6: Good.
- 12:00Speaker 2: So let's just appreciate him.
- 12:02Speaker 3: Okay, for sure, that's possibly the only good husband on
- 12:05Speaker 3: the show.
- 12:07Speaker 5: I don't understand his attraction in terms of a person
- 12:12Speaker 5: to Janet because Janet throws me so and I will say, Janet,
- 12:17Speaker 5: want me back a little bit because.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Because the Dave and Busters, I thought.
- 12:22Speaker 5: That she just got a free party there and was
- 12:24Speaker 5: just gonna be like, yeah, we're gonna go to David
- 12:25Speaker 5: Busters because they said that they would like sponsor this thing.
- 12:28Speaker 5: She went so hard, and I like totally respected her.
- 12:32Speaker 2: I have to say we I at first, I was like,
- 12:35Speaker 2: you know what, I would probably be so excited if
- 12:37Speaker 2: this is anybody else, like, you know, taking me through
- 12:40Speaker 2: the rules of Dave and Busters. And I was really
- 12:42Speaker 2: annoyed at first because I was like, how dare you?
- 12:45Speaker 2: You know? But then when she got us into that
- 12:48Speaker 2: prize room and she made a plan and then she
- 12:50Speaker 2: had the three things that she wanted, I was like,
- 12:53Speaker 2: all right. And then she had to shut down everyone
- 12:56Speaker 2: who tried to come up to her and talk to
- 12:57Speaker 2: her about what was going on. She's like, yeah, I'm
- 12:59Speaker 2: on your team. Okay, girl, let me get my coins.
- 13:02Speaker 7: You know.
- 13:02Speaker 5: She was like the only event that they've said this
- 13:05Speaker 5: is not the time and place and really meant it, Janet,
- 13:09Speaker 5: this is not the timer play.
- 13:11Speaker 2: Well, how do you guys feel about David Busters. I mean,
- 13:13Speaker 2: I'm not like a David Buster's person necessarily. I mean
- 13:17Speaker 2: where you guys stand with all.
- 13:18Speaker 3: This Jerem Factory.
- 13:20Speaker 1: I fucking love it.
- 13:22Speaker 5: I'm Janet times you're Janet, except I go for the
- 13:25Speaker 5: guitar hero and I don't get the tickets.
- 13:28Speaker 2: I just like that. Did you learn that you need
- 13:30Speaker 2: to go for the higher ticket games?
- 13:33Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it, And actually I
- 13:36Speaker 1: love it so much that I was there like as
- 13:38Speaker 1: soon as it opened that like after COVID, knowing what
- 13:41Speaker 1: I was up against.
- 13:43Speaker 2: Who you took that chance after COVID to go to
- 13:46Speaker 2: Daton Busters? Yeah, like wide out? Did you guess COVID?
- 13:51Speaker 1: No, because you know what's no one else was there? Okay,
- 13:55Speaker 1: like had like gallon jugs of sanitizer on everything, and
- 13:59Speaker 1: I was just like, man, I was I was loving it.
- 14:03Speaker 2: It was great. While you're telling around, Yeah, well, did
- 14:08Speaker 2: you go to the north Ridge one? Because that one
- 14:09Speaker 2: does look pretty sweet.
- 14:11Speaker 1: No, the Hollywood one, it's great. And let me tell.
- 14:13Speaker 2: You, I've been to that one. I have been to
- 14:15Speaker 2: that one.
- 14:16Speaker 1: The menus are all updated, they're so good.
- 14:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 14:19Speaker 1: I love the Hollywood one.
- 14:22Speaker 2: I did. I did appreciate, you know, when they were like,
- 14:25Speaker 2: we're going to the north Ridge one and they were
- 14:26Speaker 2: all mad about it, but I was like, well, first
- 14:29Speaker 2: of all, it's gonna be bigger and yes, out of
- 14:30Speaker 2: the way, but then you're gonna be able to shoot there,
- 14:32Speaker 2: you know, yeah, you know.
- 14:35Speaker 3: You know, yeah, Jesse, shuck the hell up. You're the
- 14:37Speaker 3: one who lives in West Hollywood. Doesn't nobody want to
- 14:39Speaker 3: hear your bitch and mouth about catching an uberg?
- 14:42Speaker 2: Yeah, no doubt. Oh my gosh, what is up? So
- 14:47Speaker 2: we got to go to the boys chat. We got
- 14:49Speaker 2: to go to the right over to the boys chat.
- 14:50Speaker 2: We're go right and going right into the David Buster's
- 14:52Speaker 2: boys Chat situation.
- 14:56Speaker 5: Thirty people. But also like it's going to get out.
- 15:01Speaker 5: I don't fault Luke or that that is such a
- 15:05Speaker 5: non factor that Luke outed this story or Danny was
- 15:09Speaker 5: a mole.
- 15:10Speaker 1: I was live in that, Jesse, I'll tell you. Did
- 15:14Speaker 1: you guys see watch what happens.
- 15:17Speaker 5: This is why I'm I was like pissed, pissed because well,
- 15:22Speaker 5: first of all, Jesse, to out a mole, you're gonna
- 15:24Speaker 5: throw the mother of your child under the bus and
- 15:27Speaker 5: say like she's a sex worker with a billion like
- 15:30Speaker 5: use yourself, say like you.
- 15:33Speaker 1: Did something, Why are you gonna do this to her?
- 15:36Speaker 3: Because he did? He doesn't try and assess out a mole,
- 15:40Speaker 3: how the fuck he wasn't.
- 15:44Speaker 5: I'm just telling you, like as the audience, I agree
- 15:46Speaker 5: with you. I agree with you, but I don't. I think, like,
- 15:50Speaker 5: I don't know what happened. So the audience, they did
- 15:55Speaker 5: a poll and it was like sixty nine percent of
- 15:59Speaker 5: the odd in was like shows, yeah Jesse over Michelle,
- 16:05Speaker 5: like likes Jesse over Michelle, like to her.
- 16:10Speaker 1: Thirty one percent they were on like team Jesse, really Michelle,
- 16:15Speaker 1: And I was just like, only because in that moment,
- 16:18Speaker 1: I think at David Busters, because she didn't do the
- 16:21Speaker 1: most perfect thing. Yeah, she I think it was a
- 16:24Speaker 1: little wonky. Her decision to go around and pull people
- 16:27Speaker 1: out of his own vacation.
- 16:28Speaker 2: That was hilarious, but so patty. That was so I
- 16:33Speaker 2: was happy. I was loving it. I was like, yeah, god,
- 16:37Speaker 2: you know.
- 16:38Speaker 1: But I'm like, that's where we're at that now he wins, like.
- 16:42Speaker 2: What he's not okay insane. First of all, you know,
- 16:46Speaker 2: in the after show, here's the thing that wasn't about
- 16:50Speaker 2: outing a mole. That was an excuse that he gave
- 16:53Speaker 2: right then and there, and you could see it in
- 16:54Speaker 2: his face. I mean, I know that they probably talked
- 16:56Speaker 2: about a mole, but that is not what happened. He
- 16:59Speaker 2: said in the after show that he regretted that he
- 17:02Speaker 2: said that that he had heard a rumor and that
- 17:05Speaker 2: he did write it, and that he wrote it and
- 17:08Speaker 2: now he regrets it because I just said it and
- 17:11Speaker 2: then he could read it. But he said he the
- 17:14Speaker 2: reason why he wrote that is because he heard listen
- 17:17Speaker 2: to this that Michelle said on some sort of Q
- 17:21Speaker 2: and A or interview or I don't know where she
- 17:24Speaker 2: was that they asked her, like, what's the deal with
- 17:28Speaker 2: Jesse or so on and so forth, and she said,
- 17:30Speaker 2: I don't care. He's not my problem anymore. So then yeah, great, right,
- 17:36Speaker 2: so then everyone, yeah, factual and like, what do you
- 17:39Speaker 2: expect Jesse. You guys are in the middle of the doors.
- 17:41Speaker 2: Everyone was sending him that message and it made him
- 17:44Speaker 2: so mad that he went on this chat and said
- 17:47Speaker 2: that rumor it had nothing to do with a mole,
- 17:50Speaker 2: and he did say he wished that he would have
- 17:52Speaker 2: unsent it, and furthermore, yeah, exactly now he does on
- 17:59Speaker 2: the after show. I'm telling you, the mole thing was
- 18:01Speaker 2: a bunch of bullshit. But I also have to say,
- 18:04Speaker 2: if they were considering who was a mole in the
- 18:07Speaker 2: real chat, it's one hundred percent Danny. And that's hilarious
- 18:10Speaker 2: to me.
- 18:12Speaker 3: You know, Jesse really lost some points with me on
- 18:15Speaker 3: this stupid thing he did that is the mother of
- 18:18Speaker 3: his children, and it's so petty. Him and Michelle are
- 18:23Speaker 3: two of the most immature people I've ever laid my
- 18:27Speaker 3: four eyes on. She's an immature person and he is
- 18:31Speaker 3: beyond like a what an asshole? And also thirty person
- 18:36Speaker 3: chat stupid. I guarantee you every one of them is
- 18:40Speaker 3: leaking to other people. And side note, I'm on a
- 18:43Speaker 3: boy's chat and it's I can't even barely comment. It's
- 18:47Speaker 3: all sports stuff. I try to do a bit and
- 18:49Speaker 3: they just eviscerate me. So I you know, fuck boy chats.
- 18:54Speaker 3: I'm not gonna leave because I like to be in there.
- 18:56Speaker 2: I love that you're in that brets in that too.
- 18:58Speaker 3: I know he is. I'm all girl. They want to
- 19:00Speaker 3: boot me every day and they have never done it yet.
- 19:05Speaker 5: To Dena's point too, she's like, we all see the
- 19:08Speaker 5: boys chat the wives.
- 19:10Speaker 3: So there's their owne codes.
- 19:12Speaker 5: Yeah, they're they're girlfriends and wives or boyfriends. They all
- 19:16Speaker 5: see it, so the leak could not It could be anybody.
- 19:20Speaker 5: There's now like sixty people seeing.
- 19:23Speaker 3: Well, he's on a TV show, so any anyone who
- 19:26Speaker 3: just happens to be in valley villages like ooh, Jesse,
- 19:29Speaker 3: the star of the show we watch every week, just
- 19:31Speaker 3: said she's a high price hooker and also this whole thing.
- 19:35Speaker 3: Can I just take us.
- 19:36Speaker 2: Back very high price? Immediately, I was like, that's very
- 19:39Speaker 2: fifteen hundred if she could do a billionaire better, that's
- 19:42Speaker 2: a very low number.
- 19:44Speaker 3: Good point. Yes, well I'm a poor person, so fifteen hundred.
- 19:47Speaker 2: No, I hear you this a billionaire. Okay, go on.
- 19:51Speaker 3: Back to David Buster's real quick the whole vibe. Brittany
- 19:55Speaker 3: also bad timing. This was not Oh, Brittany goes, I
- 19:58Speaker 3: can't wait to I'm gonna have some fun, and then
- 20:02Speaker 3: she's like, he's in a chat. He said you're a
- 20:04Speaker 3: hooker in a hole. And then she's like, I didn't
- 20:07Speaker 3: have any fun, and the Michelle burst of tears, which I.
- 20:11Speaker 2: Completely understand, crying all over David Busters.
- 20:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:14Speaker 2: Also, it was the time and place.
- 20:16Speaker 5: I do because I if I were Britney sitting with
- 20:19Speaker 5: this information, I would want to say immediately on camera
- 20:26Speaker 5: what I had.
- 20:29Speaker 2: It was absolutely the time, and it absolutely wasn't the
- 20:31Speaker 2: time and place, which is why it was so great
- 20:34Speaker 2: that she made it the time and place. You're right,
- 20:37Speaker 2: Jamie that.
- 20:38Speaker 6: She was like, I can't like to do some skiball.
- 20:42Speaker 2: But you know, and to think that anyone would be
- 20:45Speaker 2: able to bounce back from that she was. It was
- 20:48Speaker 2: really sad to see Michelle so crushed and and and
- 20:53Speaker 2: being so hurt because this is now going to be
- 20:54Speaker 2: on television and just like anybody says, even if it's
- 20:57Speaker 2: not true, even if it's I mean, of course it's
- 20:59Speaker 2: not true, and I'm sorry, of course, but to see
- 21:02Speaker 2: what I'm saying, it's out there regardless. And that's what's
- 21:07Speaker 2: so sad about it, because no matter what, there will
- 21:09Speaker 2: always be a Google search that has something someone to say,
- 21:13Speaker 2: or Reddit or anything like that comments, and it's it's
- 21:16Speaker 2: insane to me that he would be so reckless. By
- 21:19Speaker 2: the way, they are not divorced yet, so this is
- 21:23Speaker 2: also on the after Show. Jesse is representing himself. No
- 21:29Speaker 2: big surprise there, right, Okay, So he's representing himself. They
- 21:34Speaker 2: were supposed to be divorced in September. Jesse says their
- 21:40Speaker 2: mediator screwed up and did not file his acknowledgment and
- 21:45Speaker 2: agreement to what their agreement was going to be, and
- 21:49Speaker 2: so when the time came then they weren't officially divorced,
- 21:53Speaker 2: which set them back and now which I don't even
- 21:56Speaker 2: know if I believe that, because they're still not they
- 22:00Speaker 2: haven't come to a conclusion for them to even come
- 22:02Speaker 2: to an agreement again, which and Michelle is saying on
- 22:05Speaker 2: her side, he is prolonging the divorce. He is picking
- 22:12Speaker 2: apart every single thing, and so.
- 22:15Speaker 5: He doesn't have a lawyer because he doesn't understand, like
- 22:17Speaker 5: what he's being handed is that he probably is in
- 22:20Speaker 5: a constant spiral of paranoia that he's being presented something
- 22:24Speaker 5: that's trying to screw him because he doesn't understand.
- 22:27Speaker 2: He loves every second of it. He's like, well, that's
- 22:30Speaker 2: such a yeah, that's right. He's like, it's such a
- 22:32Speaker 2: power trip. I'll just be like, h I don't know
- 22:35Speaker 2: if I like this, and then he'll go back. So
- 22:37Speaker 2: he's negotiating for fun because he's getting.
- 22:40Speaker 5: The Eventually, her counsel is going to tell the judge
- 22:44Speaker 5: that he's running up the cost and he's going to have.
- 22:47Speaker 1: To absorb some of the legal costs if he keeps
- 22:49Speaker 1: doing that. Well, I happen to.
- 22:51Speaker 2: I hope so too, because her lawyer said, can you
- 22:56Speaker 2: you're spending so much money every single time that I
- 22:59Speaker 2: have to send or ask him for paperwork. Yes, so
- 23:02Speaker 2: can you please just ask him to send you this
- 23:04Speaker 2: paperwork and then you send it to me so we
- 23:06Speaker 2: don't have to run off the tab. So Michelle reached
- 23:08Speaker 2: out to him and said, will you please send me
- 23:10Speaker 2: this paperwork? And he said, have your lawyer contact me.
- 23:13Speaker 2: And She's like, do you realize that every single time
- 23:15Speaker 2: that we do this, I have to pay because he's
- 23:19Speaker 2: representing himself, he doesn't have to pay a lawyer. She
- 23:22Speaker 2: has to pay her lawyer.
- 23:23Speaker 5: Well, eventually that can bite him in the ass. So
- 23:26Speaker 5: I hope, I do hope that happened.
- 23:27Speaker 2: I don't know. This California law is pretty bonker.
- 23:31Speaker 3: What a prick?
- 23:32Speaker 1: That's California.
- 23:32Speaker 3: What a prick? Can I just say something, any man
- 23:36Speaker 3: who makes it difficult for the mother of his child
- 23:41Speaker 3: to move forward and give that child a stress free
- 23:44Speaker 3: life is a selfish prick.
- 23:49Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he's just really fucked. Yeah, he's an
- 23:52Speaker 2: egotistical maniac. And you know what, I appreciated Michelle saying
- 23:57Speaker 2: in her confessional in the episode that if he is
- 24:01Speaker 2: the one who filed, if he wanted to leave her.
- 24:03Speaker 2: This would have never been a problem. It's an ego
- 24:05Speaker 2: thing because she left him.
- 24:07Speaker 3: Yeah, his whole thing is ego, and he's a sad
- 24:10Speaker 3: little man. And again he's lost a lot of points
- 24:13Speaker 3: with me. The problem I have with her is I
- 24:16Speaker 3: don't particularly like her myself.
- 24:18Speaker 2: Why, Like, tell me why? Because I think he's way
- 24:21Speaker 2: worse than she is.
- 24:22Speaker 3: He is way worse, there's no question he's way worse.
- 24:25Speaker 3: But even last season, she just rubs me a little bit.
- 24:29Speaker 3: Mm bitchy, she's bitchy. I think she's kind of bitchy,
- 24:32Speaker 3: and and that's okay. I could be bitchy. You all
- 24:35Speaker 3: saw me this morning at eight fifty five.
- 24:37Speaker 2: Well your cartoon bitchy, you know.
- 24:42Speaker 3: But like, for example, her going around that party is
- 24:46Speaker 3: so triggering to me of like eighth grade. It just
- 24:49Speaker 3: feels like eighth grade. Everyone's doing something I'm not invited,
- 24:54Speaker 3: kind of a vibe.
- 24:55Speaker 5: I was imagine, imagine somebody presenting you with that information.
- 25:01Speaker 3: I'd have been in his face like.
- 25:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why I didn't go to him.
- 25:07Speaker 2: That was weird, right, Yeah, I don't want to.
- 25:09Speaker 3: I don't want to go behind and be like weird.
- 25:11Speaker 3: Guess what, here's what we're doing. It felt. I didn't
- 25:14Speaker 3: love it, but but again, I'm not saying she's wrong
- 25:16Speaker 3: for doing it, but it's like, here's how we're going
- 25:19Speaker 3: to do it. He's voted out of the house, right,
- 25:21Speaker 3: It's like, well, this is not plausible because it's his
- 25:24Speaker 3: house that he rented.
- 25:26Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what made it's so funny. I love it.
- 25:29Speaker 2: I loved all the voting. I love the voting. But wait,
- 25:32Speaker 2: why at that Dave and Busters when everyone now realizes
- 25:37Speaker 2: that it was he said it as a to smoke
- 25:41Speaker 2: out the mole. Now, everyone including the Dave and Buster's
- 25:45Speaker 2: ticket person and the prize guy know why he sent that.
- 25:50Speaker 2: Everybody except for Michelle who's running around taking votes, Like,
- 25:55Speaker 2: didn't the message get back to her that he was
- 25:57Speaker 2: just trying to smoke out a mole.
- 25:59Speaker 1: I wouldn't get then. If that was the excuse, I
- 26:02Speaker 1: would be out of my mind.
- 26:03Speaker 3: Now.
- 26:03Speaker 5: I wouldn't go around doing what Michelle did. But I
- 26:06Speaker 5: got to give her forgiveness because I don't know what
- 26:08Speaker 5: I would have done. I would have taken one of
- 26:09Speaker 5: those ski balls and shielded at his head.
- 26:12Speaker 1: Like I would have probably done something illegal. You know
- 26:14Speaker 1: what I mean so.
- 26:15Speaker 3: Yeah, so I would take it to immediate face to
- 26:19Speaker 3: face confrontation. So you're right, it's like, you know, the
- 26:23Speaker 3: kids are going to see this too, like her little
- 26:26Speaker 3: friends when they want to get when she's in eighth
- 26:29Speaker 3: grade and someone wants to mess with her, they're gonna
- 26:32Speaker 3: be like, and your mom is a high class hooker.
- 26:34Speaker 3: It's like, right, sorry, as Amy would say, a low
- 26:38Speaker 3: class hooker.
- 26:39Speaker 2: For millionaires, right, billionaires.
- 26:42Speaker 3: But it's like the Internet's forever and also, ps, let's
- 26:46Speaker 3: not get too far down this rabbit hole. But I
- 26:48Speaker 3: hate that. I don't even barely like the Internet, to
- 26:51Speaker 3: be honest. I know we're using it right now for good,
- 26:54Speaker 3: but like, it's such a scary place, so terrifying, and
- 26:58Speaker 3: it's so forever, and it's so scary. I don't love it.
- 27:02Speaker 1: I agree.
- 27:03Speaker 2: While we're on this, in this lovely moment, why don't
- 27:06Speaker 2: we take a quick break? All right? We are back
- 27:12Speaker 2: talking the valley. I'm with Emily Dursis and Jamie Moyer,
- 27:16Speaker 2: and we're still at Dave and Busters. Because I have
- 27:18Speaker 2: to mention that when Michelle pivoted from crying in the
- 27:22Speaker 2: corner and being a hot mess to you know, trying
- 27:26Speaker 2: to vote out Jesse from his own rental. I have
- 27:30Speaker 2: to believe that we weren't shown that she was told
- 27:35Speaker 2: that he didn't really believe that that he just did
- 27:37Speaker 2: that to do the mole thing, because that would explain
- 27:40Speaker 2: why she would go and make that choice to go
- 27:44Speaker 2: do something like silly. Do you think that's what it was,
- 27:48Speaker 2: because I'm thinking she's she can't be leaving there without
- 27:51Speaker 2: having the information that everybody else has.
- 27:53Speaker 5: Yeah, and again back to Jamie's point, it wouldn't matter
- 27:57Speaker 5: to me because it's there, it's in writing. People are
- 27:59Speaker 5: going to be like, there's well, there's probably some kernel
- 28:02Speaker 5: of truth, you know what I mean as it.
- 28:04Speaker 1: Goes, and I just would be Yeah.
- 28:07Speaker 5: So like if that's what he's capable of, he keeps
- 28:11Speaker 5: out capabling himself.
- 28:15Speaker 1: What he will do because he's a baby.
- 28:18Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 28:20Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:20Speaker 2: I loved when when this all came out, you know,
- 28:24Speaker 2: and Michelle's crying and I didn't love that part.
- 28:27Speaker 3: But you loved it. You were like crying cry.
- 28:35Speaker 2: Brittany just makes me laugh so hard because I mean,
- 28:38Speaker 2: this is just emotional turmoil that she's going through. Michelle,
- 28:41Speaker 2: and Brittany has such a great way of being like.
- 28:44Speaker 6: I'm so sorry that you had to hear thee and
- 28:46Speaker 6: that this is hat need right now.
- 28:48Speaker 2: Okay, So you know, it's just she has such a
- 28:51Speaker 2: fun way of reviving you to kind of bring you
- 28:55Speaker 2: back to you know, her life is such shit right
- 28:58Speaker 2: now that she's kind of used to trying to bounce
- 29:02Speaker 2: stuff off and move on. But somehow, if I'm in
- 29:05Speaker 2: that situation, I don't know, I would probably be feeding
- 29:07Speaker 2: the beast with Michelle. I'd be like I cannot believe him,
- 29:10Speaker 2: you know, I would be down dirty low and be
- 29:12Speaker 2: like we're leaving. But Brittany's like, I am just so
- 29:15Speaker 2: so are you hate to hear that about that whole thing?
- 29:19Speaker 6: That is just a bunch of bullshit. Let's go get
- 29:21Speaker 6: a cherry coke. You know, It's just it's nice, it's nice.
- 29:26Speaker 3: Good.
- 29:28Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a real She's like so unique to reality
- 29:34Speaker 5: television because I don't think there's ever been a time
- 29:38Speaker 5: that I haven't rooted for her, Like I don't.
- 29:41Speaker 1: I'll take that back. I didn't.
- 29:43Speaker 5: I wasn't rooting for her when she was hard defending Jackson.
- 29:46Speaker 5: I felt bad for her back in the day, but
- 29:50Speaker 5: I was always I was.
- 29:52Speaker 2: Rude when she was giving excuses where she was like, oh,
- 29:55Speaker 2: Jakes is just jakeson.
- 29:57Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you.
- 29:57Speaker 2: Guys think about? You know, when we Scott to Dave
- 30:00Speaker 2: and busters Michelle, she does take some hits, said Jesse.
- 30:04Speaker 2: I mean, you know, like there was no reason for
- 30:06Speaker 2: her to be like, oh, he hates it. When I
- 30:08Speaker 2: used to wear makeup, he said you shouldn't wear makeup
- 30:11Speaker 2: because you'll get it on my white shirts. I loved
- 30:13Speaker 2: hearing it, don't get me wrong, And it shows what
- 30:16Speaker 2: a dick that he is.
- 30:18Speaker 5: That's the worst we're gonna get it from Michelle, you
- 30:21Speaker 5: know what I mean, Like I think Jesse, we're seeing
- 30:23Speaker 5: the worst that Jesse will be handed. And yeah, under
- 30:27Speaker 5: normal circumstances, that would annoy the shit out of me.
- 30:31Speaker 5: So I get what you're saying, Jamie, that there's something
- 30:34Speaker 5: about Michelle's that like throws you off.
- 30:38Speaker 2: I get it. Yeah, like she's she didn't need to
- 30:40Speaker 2: be like, well, Jesse used to do this when we
- 30:42Speaker 2: were married, and it's like, let's just be Dave and
- 30:44Speaker 2: bustering right now, you know, I mean, but it just
- 30:47Speaker 2: goes to show like Jesse, you know, he just put
- 30:50Speaker 2: her through the ringer. I mean she let it fly
- 30:54Speaker 2: with some so much of what she said during that
- 30:56Speaker 2: breakdown after she responded, he's the one who's broke. He's
- 31:00Speaker 2: the one who can't pay rent. He spent all of
- 31:02Speaker 2: our money and left me with nothing. He doesn't pay
- 31:05Speaker 2: me one dollar child support. Now he's making up this
- 31:08Speaker 2: rumor about that. And I have a daughter and he
- 31:10Speaker 2: doesn't care. It's my fault that my husband didn't want
- 31:14Speaker 2: to touch me or hug me or kiss me for years.
- 31:17Speaker 2: She dropped it hard.
- 31:20Speaker 3: Damn, she dropped it hard on his ass. Good. Let
- 31:23Speaker 3: that live on the internet. But it's not as salacious.
- 31:26Speaker 2: She's Jeemie has a backscratcher. And now she's pointing at
- 31:29Speaker 2: the video. You guys here too. You're getting it. You're
- 31:32Speaker 2: getting what you want.
- 31:33Speaker 5: It's actually helping my back for I'm watching you and
- 31:36Speaker 5: I'm like, oh that feels great.
- 31:38Speaker 2: Yeah, right down to the left, the lower.
- 31:39Speaker 3: I got one of these in every cup color shape wall.
- 31:43Speaker 1: You guys remember last season on Intervention time, I'm kidding,
- 31:48Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you.
- 31:49Speaker 5: Jeff Vondrin was like oh, and then Sandy was like eh,
- 31:55Speaker 5: and anyway, but jof.
- 31:57Speaker 3: Chef was like, oh.
- 32:02Speaker 2: Okay, Emily go Go, Emily Go.
- 32:05Speaker 5: So last season, the only time Jesse and Michelle were
- 32:09Speaker 5: like as one moving forward was when they were fighting
- 32:13Speaker 5: against like Kristen. Yeah, so they bond, they do have that.
- 32:19Speaker 5: I bet they Their makeup sex when at the height
- 32:23Speaker 5: of their relationship was nuts, Like, I think that's how
- 32:26Speaker 5: they They're very fight motivated.
- 32:31Speaker 2: Yes, I can see that. That's a really good kind
- 32:34Speaker 2: of sex where they're like, yeah, Jamie's she's grabbing someone
- 32:38Speaker 2: by the face, growling.
- 32:40Speaker 3: It's time for you two. For everyone, I'm saying, it's
- 32:43Speaker 3: time to see what a recently woken up woman who
- 32:47Speaker 3: slaps on some lipstick looks like and how she moves
- 32:50Speaker 3: through the world.
- 32:51Speaker 2: You guys, I want to mention. I want to give
- 32:54Speaker 2: Jason another you know mention. Here when we're at David Busters,
- 32:58Speaker 2: Danny goes over to Jesse and he and he confesses
- 33:02Speaker 2: that he told Van Go, and Van Go told Brittany,
- 33:06Speaker 2: and now Brittany tells Michelle, and and here we have
- 33:10Speaker 2: this rumor hanging out there, and Jason the lawyer says,
- 33:14Speaker 2: here's the thing about libel. If it's true, then you
- 33:17Speaker 2: have nothing to worry about. And I was like, damn,
- 33:22Speaker 2: that's harsh because it's like you're saying that if she
- 33:26Speaker 2: really was prostituting that Jason, Jesse has nothing to worry about.
- 33:30Speaker 2: But I kind of appreciated it because it was sort
- 33:32Speaker 2: of calling Jesse on his shit, like, hey, if you
- 33:36Speaker 2: said this, then you're fine. But at the opposite, if
- 33:40Speaker 2: it's not, guess what, libel, baby, libel, you can't say
- 33:44Speaker 2: that kind of stuff about. Are you gonna say Emily
- 33:46Speaker 2: that you felt like he was kind of co signing
- 33:49Speaker 2: with Jesse?
- 33:50Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the vibe.
- 33:51Speaker 2: I God, I got that vibe too. And then I
- 33:53Speaker 2: was like, either way, accidentally, it's kind of making Jesse
- 33:57Speaker 2: look bad. So I don't know, what did you what
- 34:01Speaker 2: do you think? Well?
- 34:02Speaker 5: I also on Watch What Happens, Brittany and Luke were
- 34:06Speaker 5: the guests, and Andy said, whose side are you on?
- 34:10Speaker 5: And Brittany said always Michelle Michelle Michelle, and Luke said
- 34:14Speaker 5: obviously Jesse, and I was like, what he.
- 34:17Speaker 2: Wants he's well, I mean because him and Kristin are
- 34:22Speaker 2: team Jesse now I know.
- 34:24Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, I.
- 34:25Speaker 2: Just just just want in and there's no like Jesse.
- 34:29Speaker 2: What did you guys think about Luke and Christen going
- 34:32Speaker 2: over for that little tea party at Jesse's. Jesse's just
- 34:35Speaker 2: using them.
- 34:37Speaker 3: Yeah, but they need him too because they want to
- 34:40Speaker 3: be on TV.
- 34:40Speaker 2: Yeah, they need him to.
- 34:42Speaker 3: You know, I was pretty irritated that all of this
- 34:50Speaker 3: glassed over Danny's bad behavior as well. Let's talk about
- 34:54Speaker 3: Danny badly, men behaving badly on this season of The Valley.
- 35:00Speaker 2: Let's talk about Danny who wants to see and then
- 35:03Speaker 2: I'll tell you what happened in the after show because
- 35:05Speaker 2: it's very important information, but it doesn't take away from
- 35:08Speaker 2: what he did. So well, should I give you Should
- 35:11Speaker 2: I give you the information first? And then we can
- 35:13Speaker 2: let me give you the information first. Okay, So on.
- 35:16Speaker 1: The secret show that only you have seen me?
- 35:18Speaker 2: Yeah, right right right, just in case you haven't seen it.
- 35:23Speaker 2: Danny when this happened, when he apparently on Halloween, he
- 35:28Speaker 2: was blackout drunk, and he's gotten blackout drunk many times
- 35:32Speaker 2: before we've seen. And he went over to Jasmine and
- 35:36Speaker 2: he grabbed her leg and was like, get daddy a drink,
- 35:38Speaker 2: and then he grabbed Melissa's butt. So he said that
- 35:45Speaker 2: first of all, they went to couples therapy. He went
- 35:48Speaker 2: to therapy on his own. He's trying to do the work.
- 35:51Speaker 2: It's not the first time he's been blackout drunk. Brittany
- 35:55Speaker 2: was like, he does eat hey in Zie, and then
- 35:58Speaker 2: Danny said that he he apologized to Jasmine profusely. Right well,
- 36:05Speaker 2: at this point, as we see on the show, he
- 36:08Speaker 2: hadn't apologized to Melissa, and that is because that he
- 36:12Speaker 2: didn't know that he did that to Melissa. He was
- 36:15Speaker 2: told that he grabbed Michelle's butt, not Melissa's butt, because
- 36:19Speaker 2: through the act of telephone, I got back to Nia,
- 36:23Speaker 2: who was told Nia messed up the names. She said
- 36:28Speaker 2: Michelle and not Melissa. So she told Danny, you grabbed
- 36:32Speaker 2: Michelle's butt, you need to apologize to her. So he
- 36:36Speaker 2: called Jesse to apologize to Jesse, and Jesse was like,
- 36:42Speaker 2: Michelle wasn't even there, and so then he didn't even know.
- 36:47Speaker 2: So that shows you how black, how drunk he was.
- 36:49Speaker 2: He didn't even know whose butt he grabbed. Meanwhile, finally
- 36:53Speaker 2: he was given the right information and that's when you
- 36:56Speaker 2: saw the flashback to him apologizing to Melissa at that
- 36:59Speaker 2: point as well as Jasmine. Now you know that he's
- 37:03Speaker 2: been in couples therapy. He did it. He did rightfully
- 37:06Speaker 2: apologize to the right people, and he apologized to Jack,
- 37:10Speaker 2: saying like, I'm sorry that I behaved this way at
- 37:12Speaker 2: your bar. And what do you think Jack said, I
- 37:15Speaker 2: loved every second of it. Yeah, he was like a shot. Yeah,
- 37:18Speaker 2: he was like, you're fine, You're all good. I didn't
- 37:20Speaker 2: notice anything weird. Okay thoughts.
- 37:22Speaker 5: So for for almost a year she Jasmine and miss
- 37:29Speaker 5: Melissa no Melissa, sorry, for almost a year. Jasmine and
- 37:33Speaker 5: Melissa were sitting there and he didn't say anything because
- 37:38Speaker 5: they felt they this is the summer right when they're
- 37:42Speaker 5: filming like last June of twenty twenty four, right.
- 37:46Speaker 3: Yeah, because they were like it's hot. Remember, They're like,
- 37:48Speaker 3: it's so hot.
- 37:49Speaker 5: Yeah, because and Jack's goes to rehab, which we know
- 37:52Speaker 5: happened I think last summer, right, And so.
- 37:55Speaker 2: I love that you have timelines. I get really bad
- 37:57Speaker 2: on the timelines of these things. So Halloween, your point being, yeah,
- 38:01Speaker 2: it's way Halloween.
- 38:02Speaker 5: The pre Halloween would have been Halloween of October twenty
- 38:06Speaker 5: twenty three, So for all that time.
- 38:09Speaker 3: I wonder if this is a little bit of TV magic.
- 38:13Speaker 3: You did apologize. I wonder if they're kind of replaying
- 38:16Speaker 3: for us something that happened more.
- 38:17Speaker 2: And I think you have a point there.
- 38:20Speaker 3: Yeah, it could be, yes, And also that could be
- 38:23Speaker 3: why the temperature was pretty light on that Danny thing,
- 38:26Speaker 3: because to all of them it was water under the bridge.
- 38:28Speaker 3: And yeah, Jesse, thing literally happened in real time.
- 38:32Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to give that that that's the explanation.
- 38:36Speaker 2: I mean, it has to be.
- 38:38Speaker 3: Yeah, I guarantee you it is because when it happened,
- 38:41Speaker 3: everyone was probably real hot under the collar. And this
- 38:43Speaker 3: this all felt very like, yeah, apologize now, show us
- 38:47Speaker 3: how you apologize.
- 38:48Speaker 2: Right, show us again, and really like, I mean, because
- 38:51Speaker 2: if you went into therapy, you know, Neio was like,
- 38:53Speaker 2: het your ass over to therapy. This is unacceptable behavior
- 38:57Speaker 2: and it would be nice to hear him speak a
- 38:59Speaker 2: little bit more on and you know, on this at
- 39:01Speaker 2: some point. But I'm glad that he has taken accountability.
- 39:05Speaker 3: I agree.
- 39:06Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's the show.
- 39:10Speaker 5: No, Well, I guess then what Jesse was saying to
- 39:16Speaker 5: Jason was irrelevant about like Danny's drinking and it gets really.
- 39:23Speaker 1: Bad and then recently so kind of unless there was
- 39:28Speaker 1: aff about right, which is tough because you know, we're
- 39:32Speaker 1: now simultaneously watching the after show, and that always gets weird.
- 39:35Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but you know, I make a confession. Yes,
- 39:39Speaker 2: you didn't watch last night's episode.
- 39:41Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 39:41Speaker 3: I don't even know what you all are talking about.
- 39:46Speaker 3: I just read the room on people's body language towards
- 39:49Speaker 3: certain names like Jesse or Syston, and then I react accordingly.
- 39:54Speaker 3: I've been taking psychology classes for ten months. Nobody knew.
- 39:58Speaker 3: H I'm kidding.
- 40:01Speaker 2: I mean that would be really cool. I would love
- 40:03Speaker 2: to do that with you. Okay, say something.
- 40:07Speaker 3: I'd love to come up there to Santa Clarita, go
- 40:09Speaker 3: to the Chilis.
- 40:10Speaker 2: You're not allowed.
- 40:14Speaker 1: Chili's ass.
- 40:16Speaker 2: Okay, you want to say something controversial, here's your music
- 40:18Speaker 2: that Okay, go ahead.
- 40:23Speaker 3: I've never watched any of these after shows after any
- 40:27Speaker 3: of these shows.
- 40:28Speaker 2: You never you don't need to. I mean you don't
- 40:31Speaker 2: need to, but.
- 40:32Speaker 3: I think that you too think this one was really good.
- 40:35Speaker 2: Well it was really good, this one was good. Well
- 40:40Speaker 2: are they all all good? But you're also not going
- 40:44Speaker 2: to get the best. You're not going to get like
- 40:47Speaker 2: really important information in every single one. It just depends
- 40:50Speaker 2: on the season and the drama. But because like this
- 40:54Speaker 2: this season is so good on the Valley, those after
- 40:56Speaker 2: shows are going to be good.
- 40:59Speaker 1: Yeah, not every show has an.
- 41:01Speaker 7: After show, right, and of us take it up with Axel, Wait,
- 41:11Speaker 7: take it up.
- 41:14Speaker 2: What did you guys think about Luke about like Danny
- 41:18Speaker 2: whispering that to Luke and then Luke immediately opening his mouth.
- 41:24Speaker 2: What did you think about?
- 41:24Speaker 1: Totally fine with it? What's he going to do? That's
- 41:26Speaker 1: insane information.
- 41:28Speaker 5: Of course, there's nine hundred people on that chat like, right,
- 41:34Speaker 5: and they're filming, so.
- 41:35Speaker 1: Now Luke knows that they know he knows. So if
- 41:39Speaker 1: this goes out that Luke was sitting with us. By
- 41:43Speaker 1: the way, there was another dude in the background talking
- 41:47Speaker 1: during that reveal, And I'm like, is that production playing
- 41:50Speaker 1: with the kids because there's another guy. But I was like,
- 41:54Speaker 1: who is that other guy? There's another male's voice talking
- 41:57Speaker 1: to the kids in the back.
- 41:58Speaker 2: Was it a man? Maybe it was a man.
- 42:01Speaker 1: It could be, but we just didn't see them. I
- 42:04Speaker 1: got the idea.
- 42:06Speaker 2: Danny's kids when Luke was over there sitting on them.
- 42:09Speaker 1: There's another guy talking.
- 42:13Speaker 5: Even if there even if it was just it wasn't
- 42:18Speaker 5: there was somebody else there that was hearing it.
- 42:19Speaker 1: I'll assume it was production, but maybe there was another
- 42:22Speaker 1: person that got the information.
- 42:24Speaker 2: So La haunting, Lalla haunting Annabelle. Okay, yeah, but what
- 42:37Speaker 2: I think is really funny about Luke is that we
- 42:39Speaker 2: are actually seeing a reality star being born out of Kristen,
- 42:45Speaker 2: like he is evolving.
- 42:48Speaker 1: Into him who's having a literal baby.
- 42:54Speaker 2: But it is so crazy to me how he's just
- 42:57Speaker 2: now boom there filming and here there could we should
- 43:01Speaker 2: talk about the fertility stuff because there was an interesting
- 43:04Speaker 2: scene with Kristin and Luke talking about their fertility journey,
- 43:08Speaker 2: and then of course Nia and Kristin at fertility acupuncture
- 43:14Speaker 2: and I want to speak on that, But what were
- 43:16Speaker 2: your thoughts on this whole Kristin journey and Nia?
- 43:21Speaker 3: I love Kristen, love seeing her involve, love her little
- 43:24Speaker 3: leather pants, and David Busters smelling her pits pure Michigan.
- 43:28Speaker 5: I say, yes, yeah, I did too.
- 43:33Speaker 1: That was another time where I'm like.
- 43:34Speaker 2: Who is editing this episode?
- 43:37Speaker 1: Because the acupuncturist is talking but her lips aren't moving.
- 43:44Speaker 5: He noticed that, And then the dude over at the apartment,
- 43:48Speaker 5: I'm like, what is what's happening?
- 43:50Speaker 2: Guys? Total chaos. It's almost like they just have too
- 43:54Speaker 2: much footage of good stuff. That they just are getting
- 43:57Speaker 2: reckless and they just have to throw it in there
- 43:58Speaker 2: and hope that Mai Dreesi's O, we're on drama, Darling
- 44:01Speaker 2: won't catch it.
- 44:02Speaker 1: I catch it all.
- 44:06Speaker 2: And you guys, I want to mention that, you know
- 44:11Speaker 2: Nia talking about her fertility journey and how she was
- 44:13Speaker 2: saying that she had unexplained infertility or you know, and
- 44:17Speaker 2: then she did two months of acupuncture and got pregnant
- 44:20Speaker 2: fertility acupuncture. I am going to co sign that one
- 44:25Speaker 2: hundred percent. It is unbelievable what fertility acupuncture can do.
- 44:31Speaker 2: And I can speak to my own fertility journey that
- 44:35Speaker 2: I did, like my first round of IVF did not
- 44:40Speaker 2: work like in terms of getting normal embryos. And then
- 44:43Speaker 2: I left that clinic and then I had some time
- 44:49Speaker 2: where I was doing the fertility acupuncture. You're gonna laugh
- 44:54Speaker 2: when I tell you when I found the doctor who
- 44:57Speaker 2: did this, because I used to go to Hollywood Whigs
- 44:59Speaker 2: on Hollywod Boulevard all the time.
- 45:01Speaker 3: Yeah, right by the Second City.
- 45:03Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Jamie, that place was so phenomenal. Rip
- 45:08Speaker 2: they're gone now, but it was run by a woman
- 45:11Speaker 2: and her daughter, and I used to go in there,
- 45:14Speaker 2: and they could style wigs. They did everything. So all
- 45:16Speaker 2: the early videos that I used to do, I got
- 45:19Speaker 2: I would say, the lion's share of all my wigs
- 45:21Speaker 2: there that I still have and I still live with
- 45:24Speaker 2: to this day. The woman, the daughter, I used to
- 45:28Speaker 2: see all the time, so we obviously stuck up, struck
- 45:31Speaker 2: up quite a friendship. And she was pregnant when I
- 45:34Speaker 2: came in there, and I watched her like have two
- 45:37Speaker 2: babies over the course of several years, right and I.
- 45:41Speaker 2: And at one point I was like, well, I'm you know,
- 45:43Speaker 2: I'm really trying to get pregnant and all this stuff.
- 45:45Speaker 2: She was like, I did IVF. It was such a failure.
- 45:48Speaker 2: I did failure. I did like three rounds. It never worked.
- 45:51Speaker 2: Here's the name of this fertility acupuncturist. He is in
- 45:55Speaker 2: Orange County. I know, it's a drive.
- 45:57Speaker 3: Go.
- 45:58Speaker 2: I went. I went twice. I got pregnant. I went twice.
- 46:05Speaker 2: I got pregnant. Now I had a miscarriage, a very
- 46:08Speaker 2: early miscarriage, like it was, I mean, and I was
- 46:12Speaker 2: on it, you know what I'm saying. I was taking
- 46:14Speaker 2: the pregnancy test like the second it was available to me,
- 46:18Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So I was really watching it.
- 46:19Speaker 2: I would have never known if I was pregnant, you
- 46:21Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, if I wasn't following it like this.
- 46:24Speaker 2: So it was like one of those chemical pregnancies where
- 46:26Speaker 2: like it comes in, it's obviously not normal, so it
- 46:28Speaker 2: makes its way out. But needless to say, it like
- 46:33Speaker 2: totally worked. Then the second time, I'm not kidding you,
- 46:38Speaker 2: I went again, after this whole you know kerfuffle, I
- 46:41Speaker 2: got pregnant again and I had another miscarriage. Okay, I'm
- 46:45Speaker 2: not saying that, like you go to a fertility at
- 46:48Speaker 2: cupuncture and then you get pregnant, you have a miscarriage.
- 46:50Speaker 2: I'm not saying that. It just was the case with
- 46:52Speaker 2: me because I was older, so.
- 46:54Speaker 3: I was really la to this place and you were
- 46:57Speaker 3: shocked to see that things were happening.
- 46:59Speaker 2: Yet things were okay, And that's what I'm saying. You're
- 47:03Speaker 2: gonna get movement, You're going something's going to happen. So
- 47:06Speaker 2: it helps me on my journey because I knew I
- 47:08Speaker 2: was had the ability to get pregnant, and then it
- 47:11Speaker 2: led me to what I ended up doing, which was
- 47:13Speaker 2: IVF and I went to a different clinic and I
- 47:18Speaker 2: had success with that. But the point is is that
- 47:20Speaker 2: you know, I had other issues. I'd MTHFR, which I
- 47:23Speaker 2: learned later had affected you know, what was happening with
- 47:26Speaker 2: me regardless. You know, I was taking the herbs that
- 47:31Speaker 2: he was giving me. He was like, take all these herbs,
- 47:33Speaker 2: eat like yams. I was eating yams like no one's business.
- 47:37Speaker 2: I was, And I mean it was. It was literally
- 47:40Speaker 2: like magic. And when you see the fertility acupuncture, they
- 47:45Speaker 2: put this heating lamp on you and they specifically do
- 47:48Speaker 2: you know the points and like your uterus and your
- 47:50Speaker 2: abdomen and all this stuff in your ankles and you're
- 47:52Speaker 2: supposed to wear like the doctor was like, where ugs
- 47:55Speaker 2: do you have ugs? You know? I'm like, are they do?
- 47:57Speaker 2: They have to be name brand? No, I'm kidding, but
- 47:59Speaker 2: he's like, you have to have your feet, have to
- 48:01Speaker 2: be warm all the time, you have to eat these ms,
- 48:03Speaker 2: you have to have these herbs. And it freaking worked.
- 48:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 48:08Speaker 2: Wow, I'm not saying it works for everybody.
- 48:12Speaker 3: That name ability good Fertility Clinic in Colorado.
- 48:16Speaker 2: Yes, and I went to the what is it called CCRM,
- 48:21Speaker 2: the Colorado Center for you figured out uh fertility. I
- 48:27Speaker 2: can't remember the acronym fertility mobility. Again, it has a
- 48:31Speaker 2: lot to do with the lab when you're doing IVF.
- 48:35Speaker 2: So much has to do with the actual lab and
- 48:37Speaker 2: the way that they're treating your eggs and your embryos.
- 48:40Speaker 2: And I am fully convinced about that, because you can
- 48:44Speaker 2: have you can get all your eggs, and then you
- 48:47Speaker 2: can get your embryos. But then what happens after that?
- 48:50Speaker 2: What's happening in that lab? And CCRM has an incredible lab. Anyway,
- 48:55Speaker 2: carry on, Jamie, what were you saying.
- 48:57Speaker 3: I was gonna say that I love hearing all this.
- 49:00Speaker 3: I had no idea, and that I didn't even clock
- 49:02Speaker 3: that lamp. And also I want to go to real acupuncturists,
- 49:07Speaker 3: not real, but you know I need for another issue.
- 49:12Speaker 1: I want to go the fake ones.
- 49:15Speaker 2: I want to do acupuncture again too. It's pretty amazing.
- 49:19Speaker 3: I've never done it. And everybody I know I know
- 49:21Speaker 3: someone who quit smoking after one acupuncture appointment. Wow, they
- 49:26Speaker 3: went there to quit smoking and then they quit smoking.
- 49:28Speaker 3: I'm like, what the hell are you talking about? Like,
- 49:30Speaker 3: there's acupuncturists for uh, those of us who maybe enjoy
- 49:35Speaker 3: a few too much uh starchy potatoes and need to
- 49:40Speaker 3: learn a bit their health plan. They will help you
- 49:44Speaker 3: with weight laws. But also I know I've been putting
- 49:48Speaker 3: on a brave front front here I'm in pain. I
- 49:50Speaker 3: have psiatic pain right now, and I wish that I
- 49:54Speaker 3: could go to an acupuncturist who could suss this all
- 49:57Speaker 3: out for me.
- 49:58Speaker 2: Well, some acupuncturists are by insurance obviously a lot or not,
- 50:03Speaker 2: so you know, but I think that acupunction'll.
- 50:06Speaker 3: Do a GoFundMe thank you and me okay, and then.
- 50:09Speaker 2: And then also a gofund me. But if anyone has
- 50:11Speaker 2: a hookup for Jamie that they can give her some
- 50:13Speaker 2: pro bono acupuncture sessions, that would be great. But I
- 50:17Speaker 2: will say that acupuncture is now being more regarded in
- 50:20Speaker 2: the medical field, so you will see that it is
- 50:23Speaker 2: covered in some cases. Well that's our show now, is
- 50:29Speaker 2: there anything else that we want to say? Like we
- 50:31Speaker 2: talked about Luke, Danny Christen and her fertility journey, Jason
- 50:35Speaker 2: and Jesse.
- 50:38Speaker 3: How much I didn't miss Jackson. I don't give two
- 50:40Speaker 3: shits if he ever comes back.
- 50:42Speaker 2: Damn.
- 50:44Speaker 1: Also missed opportunity for Zach.
- 50:46Speaker 5: I was waiting for him to send posts on his
- 50:50Speaker 5: Instagram A black screen with his location being David Busters.
- 50:54Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he wasn't invited. Thank you for mentioning that.
- 50:56Speaker 2: Y not invited to David Busters. And he's he invited
- 50:59Speaker 2: to Santa Barbara.
- 51:01Speaker 5: I think every if Michelle's invited, Zach's invited, okay, because
- 51:06Speaker 5: Jesse doesn't have any issue with him, right.
- 51:09Speaker 2: Well, he could use all he needs numbers right now,
- 51:11Speaker 2: Jesse does so. And if he's recruited Kristen, he's certainly
- 51:15Speaker 2: recruited Zach.
- 51:17Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so he'll be there.
- 51:19Speaker 5: Oh and honestly, I have to say one of the darlings,
- 51:24Speaker 5: I think it was, Leah said a comment. She yeah, yes,
- 51:30Speaker 5: Liam McSweeney is one of the darlings.
- 51:33Speaker 3: Liam McSweeney, Todd Amy, don't forget her married.
- 51:39Speaker 1: She said that.
- 51:40Speaker 5: Guys, we're all being gas lit by Janet right now
- 51:43Speaker 5: in terms of big being I forget the Sorry Leah,
- 51:47Speaker 5: I'm totally misquoting you, but basically it's like Zach didn't
- 51:50Speaker 5: say that. He just said he didn't care about the baby,
- 51:55Speaker 5: like her being pregnant. He didn't wish her ill will,
- 51:58Speaker 5: he didn't wish her straws Emily.
- 52:01Speaker 3: She just needs that, you know. That's the other thing.
- 52:04Speaker 3: I feel terrible saying this. You guys had a different
- 52:08Speaker 3: vibe on it. I was like, she's using this daved
- 52:10Speaker 3: buster thing as an as interest for herself, kind of
- 52:14Speaker 3: like how she's like I love fair food like I
- 52:18Speaker 3: love food from carnivals. I love David Buster's on my birthday.
- 52:21Speaker 3: But but you're right. She kind of won me over
- 52:23Speaker 3: the way she was going so hard.
- 52:25Speaker 1: It was real.
- 52:26Speaker 3: It was real. It was real. But at first I
- 52:28Speaker 3: was like, she just doesn't have a thing that's like
- 52:31Speaker 3: me being like, my thing is everyone We're getting corn
- 52:34Speaker 3: dugs for my birthday and everyone's like Jamie's so whimsical
- 52:38Speaker 3: with her corn ball.
- 52:40Speaker 1: Jane was like, see, I'm wearing it the first thing
- 52:42Speaker 1: where Fanny pack.
- 52:43Speaker 2: I'm like, right, A long time for us to get
- 52:46Speaker 2: on her side until we saw her in play. But
- 52:49Speaker 2: then we saw her play, we were like, oh, yeah, yeah,
- 52:51Speaker 2: it's it's it.
- 52:52Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 52:52Speaker 3: For me, it was when she was in the prize room,
- 52:53Speaker 3: She's like, I want the board, I want the banana cake,
- 52:57Speaker 3: and I want the revolutions. Like she was like.
- 53:02Speaker 5: Yeah, but I guess like last week, like I really
- 53:05Speaker 5: was like, oh yeah, Zach said something that was really bad.
- 53:08Speaker 5: But then like when I really thought about it, I
- 53:10Speaker 5: was like, did did he say unless we.
- 53:12Speaker 2: Heard we remember I said last week that there was
- 53:15Speaker 2: something that thing but that but you know what, it's
- 53:17Speaker 2: hard to we can't really entertain that because we didn't
- 53:21Speaker 2: see it, and so we can't talk about it. So
- 53:23Speaker 2: at this juncture, I will say, you know, I'm gonna
- 53:27Speaker 2: have to adjudicate for uh, Zach and say between the
- 53:31Speaker 2: two of you, Janet, get over it because he's on
- 53:33Speaker 2: the show and you're gonna need to move on from
- 53:36Speaker 2: this at some point, and like it's it's boring if
- 53:39Speaker 2: you hold on to it, and it's it's isolating, you know,
- 53:41Speaker 2: to have him not there, and then Kristen, it's just weird,
- 53:44Speaker 2: Like let's move on.
- 53:46Speaker 1: Because it's not a real feud. Even it's like he's
- 53:50Speaker 1: just iced out.
- 53:51Speaker 2: Right and.
- 53:54Speaker 3: Don't forget last season, Yeah, iced out from you, you kickup,
- 54:00Speaker 3: trusted out.
- 54:00Speaker 2: It's kind of funny. I mean, he just keeps getting
- 54:03Speaker 2: iced out by Janet.
- 54:04Speaker 3: Anyone who has a hairline like Teresa Judici isn't invited
- 54:09Speaker 3: on the Catamaran trip.
- 54:12Speaker 2: Candamaran trip.
- 54:16Speaker 4: Why does Janet hold so much power over for Zach?
- 54:20Speaker 4: Getting iced out of these big trips and these big events.
- 54:23Speaker 3: And he's like crying because again it's very eighth grade.
- 54:26Speaker 3: It's like he is invited to Janet's birthdays.
- 54:29Speaker 2: At the Guinea party over at Brent and like he's like,
- 54:33Speaker 2: I have fun kids.
- 54:36Speaker 5: I don't think he even wanted to go to David
- 54:38Speaker 5: Busters as much as because.
- 54:41Speaker 3: To be invited, you know.
- 54:43Speaker 2: Yeah, right, I agree.
- 54:45Speaker 3: Well, the great Stode. I can't wait to see more
- 54:48Speaker 3: of these, and I can't wait to see Survivor tonight.
- 54:53Speaker 2: So exciting. And so we are gonna be popping into
- 54:56Speaker 2: Survivor recap tomorrow. So we'll see you all there, everybody,
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