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The John Standalis

The Groin discusses the NRL's Global Round Initiative and the possibility of bringing rugby league to Iran. The Groin also suggests the Pope should headline the 2028 Grand Final pre-match and halftime performances reminiscent of Jesus' Sermon on the Mount. Finally, a congregation of fans are rallying for naming the Campbelltown Stadium Stand the John Standalis.

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