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Heavyweight Check In 8 · Heavyweight

• 0:15
  Speaker 1: Pushkin. Hello Khalila, Hey, let me get Stevie on the phone.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: Hello Stevie, Hey, Hi. So this is going to be
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: the last of our check ins.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to turn to working on a few
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: more classic type Heavyweight episodes to release later this fall.
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: So last check in.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: And it's an abbreviated one, right right, it's kind of
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: like the last day of class before the teacher allows
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: everyone out of the classroom, just wishing them a good summer.
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you all watch the like one VHS tape
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: of Princess Bride on the school owns.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, we do sort of have, like, I don't know, a.
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: Movie, a television program TV for your ears. Stevie and
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  Speaker 2: I approached our engineer and composer, Bobby Lord.
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  Speaker 4: Ah.
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  Speaker 1: I know that name well from having mindlessly said it
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: during the credits.
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: So yeah. So Bobby in the past has made us
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: these remixes, taking lines of audio from Heavyweight and making
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: them fun and danceable mm hm. And we thought maybe
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: he can do something like that with the check ins,
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: and very quickly he got out of hand.
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  Speaker 3: So Bobby did not make a song. Instead, he took
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  Speaker 3: things that we've said in these Heavyweight check ins we've
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: been doing, and he sort of stitched them together out
• 1:59
  Speaker 3: of context to create this whole new fictional storyline. So
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: what we have for you is an episode of I
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  Speaker 3: guess like Heavyweight, the sitcom.
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: Well that sounds that sounds really nice.
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: You know it's it's silly and it's kind of ridiculous, but.
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: Just be honest, Steve, it's a deranged to be some audio.
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: It is absolutely nuts, but.
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  Speaker 2: We find it very entertaining and hopefully other people will too.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's sit back and open up our ears.
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: To quote the great showbiz talent Kurt Cobaine with the
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: lights out, it's less dangerous here we are. Now, let
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: us entertain you.
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: Haggs, have a great summer.
• 2:55
  Speaker 4: Gimblet Media presents Johnny in the Gang, starring Jonathan Goldstein,
• 3:05
  Speaker 4: Khalila Holt, Stevie Lane and introducing Bobby Lore. Created without
• 3:17
  Speaker 4: the knowledge or approval of Jonathan.
• 3:18
  Speaker 5: Goldstein, Khalila What this weekend? My in laws? They came by? Okay,
• 3:41
  Speaker 5: living the dream?
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  Speaker 6: Hello, Steve, this is she.
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: So I had a blind date tonight, So so how
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: did it go?
• 3:54
  Speaker 3: Have you guys seen Panic Room?
• 3:59
  Speaker 6: Hello?
• 4:04
  Speaker 7: Hello Jonathan, Bobby Lord I trust you. Remember my friend, the.
• 4:09
  Speaker 8: One and only.
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: How can I forget?
• 4:13
  Speaker 7: I just wanted to drop by to see if y'all
• 4:15
  Speaker 7: had heard about the rumor. What oh, the rumor that
• 4:19
  Speaker 7: Spotify was going to cancel Heavyweight unless you can somehow
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  Speaker 7: come up with five hundred dollars.
• 4:25
  Speaker 8: Wait, no need to respond. Well, I guess i'd better
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  Speaker 8: get going.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, actually, one more thing. I'm sure you all have
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  Speaker 7: also heard about the big Spotify Talent Show four days
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  Speaker 7: from now. I think the grand prize is five hundred dollars. Well, anyway, Joey, Yeah,
• 4:45
  Speaker 7: I think we'd better get going. I think you're right.
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: I hate those guys. Okay, this episode is brought to
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: you by pet Rocks, Mood Rings and cool open collared Dads.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm gonna do.
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: This is like a bad dream.
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, I don't know why I'm getting so emotional.
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: It's okay, So what do you want to do?
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  Speaker 9: What?
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  Speaker 3: Four days from now?
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  Speaker 7: We're gonna sing in the show?
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Spotify Talent Shows.
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  Speaker 7: The grand prizes five hundred dollars. We can do this.
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: I am just shameless.
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  Speaker 5: I'll do anything.
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  Speaker 1: Let me try. Stevie start spreading the news.
• 6:05
  Speaker 8: Is that good?
• 6:05
  Speaker 6: It was so beautiful.
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: Khala do do do do do do do do do?
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  Speaker 1: That was excellent, Stevie.
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  Speaker 6: The way is the hardest part.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: You know what was really great about it was your
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: sense of timing.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 6:23
  Speaker 6: Exactly four days later, Hello everyone, and welcome to the
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  Speaker 6: Big Spotify Talent Show.
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  Speaker 9: As you all know, tonight's winters take home the grand
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  Speaker 9: prize of five hundred dollars.
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: Get your show biz voice on Khalila.
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: I'm I could just go get a bunch of acher.
• 7:03
  Speaker 7: Hello, Jonathan, Bobby Lord, Stevie, Hey, Joey, is this your knife?
• 7:11
  Speaker 10: Jesus joke?
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  Speaker 4: No, put the knight away.
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  Speaker 7: We're not doing that. I'm surprised you had the guts
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  Speaker 7: to show up.
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  Speaker 5: We got important work to do.
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  Speaker 8: Oh look, or derbs, what is this sir?
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  Speaker 10: Welckoy?
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  Speaker 1: I kinda fallala mm.
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  Speaker 9: Thanks presenting our first performer tonight, Bobby Lord.
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  Speaker 7: Well, looks like it's my time to shine. Oh. By
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  Speaker 7: the way, I'll be using the prize money to find
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  Speaker 7: my new podcast, Hefty Burden with Bobby Lord Show.
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: I hate those guys.
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  Speaker 7: Hi, everyone, I'm Bobby. None of you probably recognizes my
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  Speaker 7: face or my voice. Or even know that I exist
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  Speaker 7: because I'm usually shut away in a dark mixing room
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  Speaker 7: doing all the work. No one ever thinks about fixing
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  Speaker 7: your popping peas and leveling DB's.
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  Speaker 9: But I do exist.
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  Speaker 7: This is my chance to shine.
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  Speaker 10: Hm hmm no, come on, Bubby, Yes, beat that.
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  Speaker 9: And now our second and final performers for the night,
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  Speaker 9: Jonathan Goldstein, Khalila Halt, and Stevie Lane of Heavyweight.
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  Speaker 1: Start spreading the news.
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  Speaker 6: The way is the hardest time to do, do do
• 9:25
  Speaker 6: and wow.
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  Speaker 9: Clearly the winner is Heavyweight.
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  Speaker 7: Well congrats Heavyweight, you were the better performers.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah who I wanted to ask,
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: Bobby you join us?
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  Speaker 7: Really?
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  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 9:47
  Speaker 7: Oh, Also, a man just came by and said Heavyweight's
• 9:49
  Speaker 7: not canceled anymore.
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  Speaker 5: That man turned out to be Daniel Eck.
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  Speaker 7: So we can use that five hundred dollars for whatever
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  Speaker 7: we want.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: I'm Randy for toilet paper.
• 9:58
  Speaker 8: Toilet paper is them.
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  Speaker 4: Next time on Johnny and the Gang
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: Robo Papa if he doesn't get his fuel, he gets
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: pray damage