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OUTRO: Falling Apart · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your bastards loving.
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  Speaker 2: Even closer on instagramumraw doggets for.
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  Speaker 3: To sier every weekday on radio, I'll get a feelers.
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  Speaker 1: Hello there, how's everyone going today? You're good?
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  Speaker 4: Beautiful day.
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  Speaker 1: Am I tired?
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  Speaker 3: You're a little bit tight, but you know it's a
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  Speaker 3: beautiful day. God he's cracking twenty six degrees.
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  Speaker 5: Holy hicca.
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  Speaker 1: I was enjoying the last hour in my apartment.
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  Speaker 3: There this dude, dude head was laying down on the
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  Speaker 3: path with a beach towel, in the middle of the
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  Speaker 3: path in our local park, with a massive speaker and
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  Speaker 3: a microphone, wearing just shorts, just ballowing out tunes.
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  Speaker 5: Tunes, uh deaf tones.
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  Speaker 3: No, not that sort of you know you kind of
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  Speaker 3: sing along chunes. I'm just trying to think, well, little.
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  Speaker 4: Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: He did have a good voice, but man, he he
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  Speaker 1: was just.
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  Speaker 3: Lying in the middle of the path and people were
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  Speaker 3: walking past like he was at the beach.
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  Speaker 1: He gets it, singing his heart out. I gave fair enough.
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  Speaker 4: I think the sun bathing at the path park things fine.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but not in the middle of the path.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you should be on the grass like this.
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  Speaker 3: Grass everywhere on this path, so why he decided to
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  Speaker 3: lie in the middle of the path.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: He's got a screw loose.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he was a bit off his head,
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  Speaker 1: but that you get that normal.
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  Speaker 4: No, he's got much on this weekend, man.
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  Speaker 5: A little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, it sounds like fun all to me. Sounds
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  Speaker 2: like sweet. Got a little bit of work tonight followed
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  Speaker 2: by a little bit of work all weekend. I and
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  Speaker 2: a birthday dinner for someone tomorrow night, how good? And
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow night but not clash.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be a disaster. I've got bits and pieces, keasy.
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  Speaker 3: My wife's doing a matinee and a show yes tomorrow, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: and my daughter is going all over the place, so
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to have to be shipping.
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  Speaker 4: Around right, Okay, So you're just an uber driver.
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  Speaker 3: To my pretty much. Yeah, it's maybe I'll go to that. Yeah, yeah, matinee.
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  Speaker 1: What about you, keezy? What are you up to?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 4: Chill weekend? My wife and I are just going to live.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to the show tonight. Obviously, your wife's play tonight,
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  Speaker 4: which I'm very excited for. We don't get too excited,
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  Speaker 4: very excited it. I haven't been to a play. You
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  Speaker 4: hate plays I went to that musical last year, the
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  Speaker 4: Christmas Carol One, which is full production. Full Yeah, but
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  Speaker 4: I've never been to just like a local theater show play,
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  Speaker 4: so I'm very excited for it. I might not be afterwards,
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  Speaker 4: not because of your wife's performance, but because plays traditionally
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  Speaker 4: are not my cup of tea.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you hate it, well, I do, and can I
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  Speaker 1: just say same?
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  Speaker 5: But plays?
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  Speaker 4: You've been in heaps of plays.
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  Speaker 3: I've been in heaps of plays. I don't necessarily enjoy
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  Speaker 3: watching them.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think you'd enjoy watching yourself in a play?
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  Speaker 5: No? I had to think about it.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't think I would. I think you would.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't watch anything that I do generally buck
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  Speaker 3: on TV or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I never watch it.
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  Speaker 4: So you've never seen Labyrinth? Come on, y, you've never
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  Speaker 4: seen one single episode of Thunderbirds, is what you're saying. No,
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  Speaker 4: but have you watched like Son of Hercules, Young Hercules?
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  Speaker 1: What is it? No?
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  Speaker 4: Have you watched Dog Squad?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: Have you watched Late Night, Big Breakfast?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Bits and pieces of it?
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, there's a real funny bit where there's Nardian
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  Speaker 4: limbs in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck off?
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  Speaker 3: This is Maggie just making weird noises day? Because you
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  Speaker 3: remember Kesey fell apart yesterday making weird noises. Towards the
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  Speaker 3: end of the show, he just makes noises. That's when
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  Speaker 3: you know Margie's falling apart.
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  Speaker 2: It was a funny show. I thought we did a
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  Speaker 2: good job. Fell Its a good job. Yeah, I remember laughing.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's all you want, right, that's sometimes even when
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  Speaker 4: you laugh. But he doesn't like the show, but he's
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  Speaker 4: the patchline anyway.
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 4: But it's funny when you think you don't have any
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  Speaker 4: o the show is okay, and then you listen or
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  Speaker 4: people will go, oh man, funny show, that funny bit
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  Speaker 4: you did it, and you're like, okay, I thought.
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  Speaker 1: It was ship.
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  Speaker 3: Well that actually often happens when you know Keysy and
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  Speaker 3: I will be walking to the car, not that I
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  Speaker 3: walked to the car anymore.
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  Speaker 1: And it was a funny show. Now you reckon, you reckon?
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  Speaker 1: Do you you know?
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  Speaker 3: And often what Keysy or you guys think it's a
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  Speaker 3: funny show, I think it's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: It was an average show out of ten.
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  Speaker 5: For you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: When you've had heaps and dingers, it's when Jason had
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  Speaker 4: some home runs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's but you know, a couple of racist jokes.
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  Speaker 3: But it's that thing of you, all that babbling. There's
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  Speaker 3: always a minute or two that's pretty funny, you'd.
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  Speaker 4: Like to think. So, yes, here this weekend, all I've
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  Speaker 4: got on is watching the Warriors at five and it's
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  Speaker 4: just me and my wife at home watching it, and
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  Speaker 4: I can't wait. She's like, what do you want to
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  Speaker 4: do on like a special dinner or something while we're
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  Speaker 4: watching Get some red wine?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, now you.
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  Speaker 3: Music in the background there because there is their cousin
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  Speaker 3: still there.
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  Speaker 4: No, she's gone home. No that's good.
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  Speaker 1: What are you say?
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, it's just to break you know. It doesn't
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  Speaker 4: matter how great the person is staying with you.
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  Speaker 5: I prefer to.
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  Speaker 1: Be alone with your wife with red wine and a
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  Speaker 1: cheese ball.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 4: Especially, our house is not Our guest room is right
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  Speaker 4: next to our.
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  Speaker 1: Room, so you can't really pound away.
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  Speaker 4: No it's not there. We still do that.
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  Speaker 1: J love that.
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  Speaker 4: But then the bathroom is outside our room. So if
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  Speaker 4: I go to the poor in the middle of the
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  Speaker 4: night at midnight, when my alarm goes off and I
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  Speaker 4: go to a steamer.
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  Speaker 1: Drop a couple of bombs.
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  Speaker 2: Drop some bombs because you normally leave the door open here, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: are you forced to close it?
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  Speaker 1: And you're a real grum to two A, I am fellas.
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  Speaker 4: I don't where youre getting all this info from, but
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  Speaker 4: it's one hundred percent correct.
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  Speaker 1: I've got mates in your house.
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  Speaker 4: Mogi's The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 4: on Radio Hurdarchy.
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  Speaker 1: The Wcky Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: But if the person the guests room goes toilet, we
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  Speaker 4: hear it. If I go tillert everyone here is not
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  Speaker 4: the hearing the toilet, but the door and the walking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's been the one that.
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  Speaker 3: As I've said before, my daughter is right next to
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  Speaker 3: our room now and she's.
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  Speaker 1: A shocker with fucking doors. She has no concept.
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  Speaker 3: Of opening and closing a door quietly. Yeah, it's just
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  Speaker 3: alway slam slam, slam slam, And it's like, can you
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  Speaker 3: not slam your fucking doors?
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  Speaker 4: In case you not and you get a wood, she
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  Speaker 4: said take a chill pill.
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  Speaker 2: No, somebody said that to him.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't my daughter.
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  Speaker 5: The bakery carry roll?
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  Speaker 4: What did you say?
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  Speaker 1: What was it?
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  Speaker 5: It was how'd you do good things?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: And good things? And I was like, what the funk
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  Speaker 1: was that? It was so weird?
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  Speaker 4: And like, I hate to because my wife does this
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  Speaker 4: sometimes instantly take the other person's side when I'm telling
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  Speaker 4: a story. I yeah, but I don't want to. But
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  Speaker 4: the way you said it must have had like an
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  Speaker 4: inkling of like you know, No, there was no they do.
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  Speaker 3: There was no no tone or anything. And what I
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  Speaker 3: said it was just a very polite response good things
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  Speaker 3: and then thanks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I love it on it.
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  Speaker 6: If she wants a fucking Drivings eighteen ruining ship, I'm
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  Speaker 6: going to destroy that place is a new ship.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even fucking.
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  Speaker 4: I don't start with you now. Obviously Mogi's joking and
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  Speaker 4: the way you know that that's not you. But I
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  Speaker 4: don't think i've ever seen that ship. It's really old
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  Speaker 4: as fun.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm seeing that one one what's that nickname for
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  Speaker 2: that one with you?
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  Speaker 4: Is that one before Pokadon ship?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't, I've never I've literally never seen that
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  Speaker 4: ship that has like not new obviously, but the recent
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  Speaker 4: second hand pictures.
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  Speaker 5: Shown off again look at it.
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  Speaker 4: It's the idea.
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  Speaker 2: And it's funny about it is after yesterday talking about it,
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  Speaker 2: he's decided right.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going to get passed off.
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  Speaker 1: With your guys stupidity. Absolutely, I agree.
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  Speaker 4: All you have to do is just is that a
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  Speaker 4: new ship?
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  Speaker 5: Like? What?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not. He's got you there, fucking cruising for
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  Speaker 1: a You are fucking cruising for a bruising I am
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  Speaker 1: don't get me that, Pugs.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be in there as well, mate, fucking I'll give
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  Speaker 3: you fum pale.
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  Speaker 5: Oh cool, that sounds nice.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds very nice. Friday night, though, fellers.
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  Speaker 2: Friday night, it's a great night for football, I'll tell
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  Speaker 2: you that much. Am I just watching a little movie,
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  Speaker 2: A little movie, not a big movie, not quite like.
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  Speaker 4: To watch Frankenstein three hour long. God Pugs hates it.
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  Speaker 4: But last night I cracked a low carb hazy I
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  Speaker 4: p a.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we had a couple of those around at home,
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  Speaker 2: Not me, but someone did. I cracked a couple of mills.
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  Speaker 4: These were monteeth, not super fancy, but not super crafty either.
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  Speaker 4: But cracked a couple of those and just watched the
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  Speaker 4: Thursday night Rugby League game lying on the couch having
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  Speaker 4: a beer. No, not like a piece of shit, like
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  Speaker 4: a chilled out guy, like a log on a piece
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  Speaker 4: loving it, steamer whatever makes you feel bitter man. But
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  Speaker 4: I was just like when I was lying on the
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  Speaker 4: couch having a beer, I was just like, fuck, lying
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  Speaker 4: on the couch and having a beer and watching something.
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  Speaker 5: Rules.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not heavy without couches at home, not coming. No,
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  Speaker 2: they're fine, but they're not in L shape. Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 2: going to have the l so you can hug your misses.
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  Speaker 3: We're actually we were stoked when we moved into this
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  Speaker 3: place and they had those big couches that were there.
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  Speaker 3: Do you is it okay if we leave them? We're
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  Speaker 3: like fucky? Is they're grateful? Lying on Not that I
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  Speaker 3: do find a very weird lying on a couch for
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  Speaker 3: some reason, lying and watching stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I can't putch you relaxing in any way, shape or form.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not good at relaxing. That's fear.
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  Speaker 4: I picture you just pacing around, Yes, whilst you know whereas.
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  Speaker 3: I spend a lot of time, I'm at the window
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  Speaker 3: jacking it, just jacking it, and then the path and
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  Speaker 3: I'll steer out the window with my hands behind, clasp
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  Speaker 3: behind my back, just steering at stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Is your brain very noisy? Is there just constantly stuff
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  Speaker 4: going on in your brain wander around.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't and.
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  Speaker 4: Doungay back in the day because it was when I've.
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  Speaker 1: Never heard that before behind you.
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  Speaker 3: But no, I've never been good at relaxing. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: I will say, and this is not being a debt,
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  Speaker 3: because I'm walking so much these days, I am a
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  Speaker 3: bit more pooped than I normally am, so I do
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  Speaker 3: sometimes lie down on the couch.
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  Speaker 5: I love to lie down on the couch.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know these three o'clock in the body
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  Speaker 2: wake upsn that's bullshit.
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  Speaker 4: Because that was happening to both of you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, at the moment it has been four's, but now it's.
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  Speaker 3: Threes and it's like fucking regular as clockwork at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't even almost need to look at my
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  Speaker 3: phone because I know, I know it's three o'clock, and
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  Speaker 3: I'll look it'll.
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  Speaker 1: Be like three o'clock and it's like fuck.
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  Speaker 5: So let me get this straight.
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  Speaker 4: You know it's three o'clock, and then you look at
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  Speaker 4: your phone and it says three o'clock, and.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes, yes, I hate that.
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  Speaker 5: I hate it too. I want to be clear about that.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 5: You know what. I love.
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  Speaker 4: That you've worn that ship for the first time today. Man, seriously,
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  Speaker 4: I do like it. You should wear it more often.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why you wouldn't wear it more often.
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  Speaker 4: It's a great ship, Jace. What I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 4: pay you a compliment?
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  Speaker 5: Then I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Oh to those Irish people, can you let us know
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  Speaker 2: what you thought about our Saint.
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  Speaker 4: Patrick's Day thing, Saint Patty's Day Special.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Saint Patty's Day Special. We just know what you
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  Speaker 5: thought about that. Cheers back then, cheers guys.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, listen to The Big Show four to seven weekdays radio
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  Speaker 4: and I get