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- 0:00Walmart
- 0:00not
- 0:00only
- 0:01is
- 0:01dominating
- 0:02all
- 0:02of
- 0:02our
- 0:03retail
- 0:03headlines
- 0:03today,
- 0:04but
- 0:04they're
- 0:04also
- 0:05requiring
- 0:05employees
- 0:06to
- 0:06return
- 0:07to
- 0:07the
- 0:07office
- 0:07in
- 0:07Bentonville
- 0:08this
- 0:08month.
- 0:08And
- 0:09to
- 0:09welcome
- 0:09them
- 0:09back,
- 0:09they
- 0:10just
- 0:10opened
- 0:10a
- 0:11brand
- 0:11new
- 0:11designed
- 0:12campus
- 0:13which
- 0:13features
- 0:13a
- 0:13fitness
- 0:14center,
- 0:15a
- 0:15store
- 0:15layout
- 0:16center,
- 0:16an
- 0:16amphitheater,
- 0:17a
- 0:17daycare
- 0:18for
- 0:18up
- 0:18to
- 0:18500
- 0:19children,
- 0:19among
- 0:20many
- 0:20other
- 0:20things.
- 0:21I
- 0:21want
- 0:22to
- 0:22know,
- 0:22Kelly,
- 0:23what
- 0:23would
- 0:23you
- 0:23want
- 0:24included
- 0:24if
- 0:25A
- 0:25and
- 0:25M
- 0:25was
- 0:25designing
- 0:26a
- 0:26new
- 0:26headquarters
- 0:27for
- 0:27you?
- 0:29Great
- 0:30question.
- 0:32I
- 0:32would
- 0:32certainly
- 0:33take
- 0:33all
- 0:34those
- 0:34things
- 0:34that,
- 0:34that
- 0:35Walmart's
- 0:35setting
- 0:36up.
- 0:36Are
- 0:36their
- 0:36employees
- 0:38the
- 0:38two
- 0:38that
- 0:38you
- 0:39didn't
- 0:39mention,
- 0:39which
- 0:39out.
- 0:40Adam.
- 0:40Sucker
- 0:41for
- 0:41a
- 0:41luxury
- 0:42fancy
- 0:42coffee.
- 0:43So
- 0:44if
- 0:44there's
- 0:45free
- 0:45lattes,
- 0:46you
- 0:46know,
- 0:47you'll
- 0:47keep
- 0:47me
- 0:47in
- 0:47the
- 0:47building
- 0:48for,
- 0:48you
- 0:49know,
- 0:49an
- 0:49extra
- 0:49hour
- 0:50on
- 0:50both
- 0:50ends
- 0:50of
- 0:50the
- 0:51day
- 0:52and
- 0:52then
- 0:53going
- 0:53to
- 0:54go
- 0:54doggy
- 0:54daycare.
- 0:55For
- 0:56those
- 0:56of
- 0:56us
- 0:57who
- 0:57are
- 0:57not
- 0:57in
- 0:57the
- 0:58the
- 0:58child
- 0:59population,
- 1:00doggy
- 1:01daycare
- 1:01would
- 1:01go
- 1:02a
- 1:02long
- 1:02way.
- 1:03They
- 1:03might
- 1:03even
- 1:03have
- 1:04those
- 1:04things,
- 1:04I
- 1:05think
- 1:05just
- 1:06that
- 1:06they
- 1:06ran
- 1:06out
- 1:07of
- 1:07space
- 1:07in
- 1:07the
- 1:08article.
- 1:08Who
- 1:08knows?
- 1:09Who
- 1:09knows?
- 1:09Yeah,
- 1:10they
- 1:10probably
- 1:10do,
- 1:10knowing
- 1:11them.
- 1:11Yeah.
- 1:12All
- 1:12right.
- 1:12All
- 1:12right,
- 1:12John,
- 1:13this
- 1:13next
- 1:13one
- 1:13I
- 1:13picked
- 1:14out
- 1:14just
- 1:14for
- 1:14you,
- 1:15a
- 1:15Waymo
- 1:15Taxi
- 1:16recently
- 1:16got
- 1:16stuck
- 1:17in
- 1:17a
- 1:17never
- 1:17ending
- 1:18roundabout
- 1:19near
- 1:19the
- 1:19Phoenix
- 1:20airport,
- 1:20a
- 1:20la
- 1:20European
- 1:21vacation.
- 1:22As
- 1:22our
- 1:22resident
- 1:23European
- 1:24on
- 1:24this
- 1:24show,
- 1:25and
- 1:25for
- 1:25those
- 1:25interested,
- 1:26my
- 1:26first
- 1:26roundabout
- 1:27experience
- 1:27was
- 1:27in
- 1:28Ireland.
- 1:28What
- 1:29recommendations
- 1:29do
- 1:29you
- 1:30have
- 1:30for
- 1:30us
- 1:30Yankees
- 1:31here
- 1:31in
- 1:31terms
- 1:31of
- 1:32navigating
- 1:32a
- 1:33roundabout
- 1:33effectively?
- 1:34First
- 1:35of
- 1:35all,
- 1:35before
- 1:35I
- 1:35ask
- 1:36the
- 1:36question,
- 1:36did
- 1:36you
- 1:36watch
- 1:37the
- 1:37video
- 1:37of
- 1:37the
- 1:37guy
- 1:37in
- 1:38the
- 1:38Waymo
- 1:38Taxi?
- 1:39It's
- 1:40like,
- 1:41it's
- 1:41crazy.
- 1:42And
- 1:42he's
- 1:42like
- 1:42on
- 1:43the
- 1:43call
- 1:43with
- 1:43the
- 1:43customer
- 1:44service
- 1:44being
- 1:44like,
- 1:44how
- 1:45do
- 1:45I
- 1:45stop
- 1:45this
- 1:45car?
- 1:46It's
- 1:46like
- 1:46running
- 1:47a
- 1:47circle,
- 1:47so
- 1:48you
- 1:48should
- 1:48look
- 1:48it
- 1:48up.
- 1:48He
- 1:48also
- 1:49works
- 1:49in
- 1:49AI,
- 1:49which
- 1:50is
- 1:50kind
- 1:50of
- 1:50funny.
- 1:50So,
- 1:50so
- 1:51just
- 1:51as.
- 1:51Oh,
- 1:52that's
- 1:52hilarious.
- 1:52Really?
- 1:53Oh
- 1:53my
- 1:53God.
- 1:53Yeah.
- 1:53Yeah.
- 1:54So
- 1:54he
- 1:54was
- 1:54like,
- 1:54I'm
- 1:54never
- 1:54taking
- 1:55one
- 1:55of
- 1:55these
- 1:55again.
- 1:57So
- 1:57my
- 1:58recommendation
- 1:59for,
- 1:59for
- 2:00roundabouts,
- 2:00which
- 2:00I
- 2:01mentioned
- 2:01to
- 2:01you
- 2:01guys
- 2:01already,
- 2:01is
- 2:02a
- 2:02little
- 2:02bit
- 2:02of
- 2:02a
- 2:02passion
- 2:02of
- 2:02mine.
- 2:04I
- 2:04treat
- 2:04it
- 2:04like
- 2:05a
- 2:05four
- 2:05way
- 2:05stop
- 2:05sign,
- 2:06right?
- 2:06So
- 2:06when
- 2:06you
- 2:07come
- 2:07to
- 2:07the
- 2:07roundabout,
- 2:07you
- 2:08stop,
- 2:08you
- 2:08see
- 2:08where
- 2:09other
- 2:09people
- 2:09are
- 2:09coming
- 2:09from.
- 2:10And
- 2:10then
- 2:10if
- 2:10there's
- 2:11nobody
- 2:11coming,
- 2:11you
- 2:12go.
- 2:12If
- 2:12you're
- 2:12turning
- 2:13right,
- 2:13you
- 2:13indicate
- 2:14right.
- 2:14If
- 2:14you're
- 2:14going
- 2:15to
- 2:15the
- 2:15other
- 2:15side
- 2:15of
- 2:15the
- 2:15roundabout,
- 2:16you're
- 2:16indicating
- 2:16left.
- 2:16It's
- 2:17a
- 2:17four
- 2:17way
- 2:17stop
- 2:17sign
- 2:18with
- 2:18a
- 2:18circle
- 2:18in
- 2:18the
- 2:18middle.
- 2:18That's
- 2:19all
- 2:19you
- 2:19need
- 2:19to
- 2:19think
- 2:19about.
- 2:20Don't
- 2:20over
- 2:20complicate
- 2:20it.
- 2:21Love
- 2:21it.
- 2:22Yet
- 2:23Americans
- 2:23can't
- 2:24figure
- 2:24it
- 2:24out.
- 2:24Yeah,
- 2:25I
- 2:25know.
- 2:25We're
- 2:26still.
- 2:26We're
- 2:26still
- 2:26working
- 2:27on
- 2:27it.
- 2:27John,
- 2:28you
- 2:28get
- 2:28question
- 2:28number
- 2:29three
- 2:29as
- 2:29well.
- 2:29According
- 2:29to
- 2:30a
- 2:30Wallet
- 2:30Hub
- 2:30study,
- 2:31Florida
- 2:31was
- 2:32just
- 2:32named
- 2:32the
- 2:32best
- 2:32state
- 2:33in
- 2:33the
- 2:33United
- 2:33States
- 2:34to
- 2:34start
- 2:34a
- 2:34business
- 2:35in
- 2:35in
- 2:362025.
- 2:36If
- 2:37you
- 2:37were
- 2:37to
- 2:37start
- 2:37a
- 2:37business
- 2:38in
- 2:38Florida
- 2:38this
- 2:38year,
- 2:39what
- 2:39kind
- 2:39of
- 2:39business
- 2:40would
- 2:40it
- 2:40be?
- 2:41Yeah,
- 2:41I
- 2:42was
- 2:42kind
- 2:42of
- 2:42torn
- 2:42on
- 2:42this
- 2:43one,
- 2:43to
- 2:43be
- 2:43honest.
- 2:43I
- 2:44had
- 2:44two
- 2:44different
- 2:44ideas,
- 2:44so
- 2:45I'm
- 2:45going
- 2:45to
- 2:45put
- 2:45them
- 2:45both
- 2:45out
- 2:46there.
- 2:46Okay,
- 2:47we'll
- 2:47take
- 2:48one.
- 2:48Is
- 2:49like
- 2:49an
- 2:49alligator
- 2:50based,
- 2:51like
- 2:52boutique.
- 2:52So
- 2:52they
- 2:53sell
- 2:53like
- 2:53alligator
- 2:54skin
- 2:54handbags
- 2:55and
- 2:55all
- 2:55that
- 2:55kind
- 2:55of
- 2:55stuff.
- 2:56Right.
- 2:56Which
- 2:56is
- 2:56kind
- 2:56of
- 2:56like
- 2:57local.
- 2:58But
- 2:58the
- 2:58other
- 2:58one,
- 2:59the
- 2:59more
- 2:59I
- 2:59thought
- 2:59about
- 3:00is
- 3:00like
- 3:00what's
- 3:00synonymous
- 3:01with
- 3:02Florida.
- 3:03And
- 3:03it's
- 3:03like
- 3:03old
- 3:04people,
- 3:04I
- 3:04mean,
- 3:04to
- 3:05be
- 3:05kind
- 3:05of
- 3:05blunt.
- 3:05So
- 3:06what
- 3:06you
- 3:06really
- 3:06want
- 3:07is
- 3:07kind
- 3:07of
- 3:07a.
- 3:08Like
- 3:08a
- 3:08theme
- 3:08park
- 3:09for
- 3:09older
- 3:10people.
- 3:10So
- 3:10kind
- 3:10of
- 3:11like
- 3:11Disneyland,
- 3:12but
- 3:12for
- 3:12older
- 3:13people.
- 3:13So
- 3:13like
- 3:14gentle
- 3:14roller
- 3:15coasters.
- 3:15You
- 3:16know,
- 3:16like
- 3:16a
- 3:16track
- 3:16where
- 3:16they
- 3:17can
- 3:17go
- 3:17around
- 3:17on
- 3:17their.
- 3:18And
- 3:18they're
- 3:19golf
- 3:19simulator.
- 3:20Yeah,
- 3:20exactly.
- 3:20You're
- 3:21a
- 3:21golf
- 3:21simulator.
- 3:21But
- 3:22it's
- 3:22like,
- 3:22I
- 3:22think
- 3:22that's
- 3:22what
- 3:23they're
- 3:23missing
- 3:23in
- 3:23Florida.
- 3:23And
- 3:24I
- 3:24think
- 3:24you'd
- 3:24make
- 3:24a
- 3:24lot.
- 3:26I
- 3:26mean,
- 3:26I've
- 3:27been
- 3:27fishing,
- 3:27like
- 3:27amusement
- 3:28park
- 3:28rides
- 3:28that
- 3:28are
- 3:28like
- 3:28a
- 3:28massage
- 3:29chair.
- 3:31Like
- 3:31that's
- 3:31what
- 3:31you
- 3:31do.
- 3:32Gentle
- 3:32roller,
- 3:33gentle
- 3:33for
- 3:33people's
- 3:34hearts,
- 3:34you
- 3:34know,
- 3:34that's
- 3:34what
- 3:34you're
- 3:34looking.
- 3:35Yes.
- 3:35Oh,
- 3:36my
- 3:36God.
- 3:36Oh,
- 3:37my
- 3:37God.
- 3:37And
- 3:37the
- 3:37alligator
- 3:38store.
- 3:38I
- 3:38could
- 3:38definitely
- 3:38sink
- 3:39my
- 3:39teeth
- 3:39into
- 3:39that.
- 3:39All
- 3:40right,
- 3:40Kelly.
- 3:41Last
- 3:41one.
- 3:41Liquid
- 3:42deaths
- 3:43Pit
- 3:43Diaper,
- 3:44priced
- 3:44at
- 3:45$75,
- 3:46is
- 3:46reportedly
- 3:46flying
- 3:47off
- 3:47shelves
- 3:48following
- 3:48a
- 3:49viral
- 3:49bathroom
- 3:50incident
- 3:50at
- 3:50a
- 3:50recent
- 3:51San
- 3:51Francisco
- 3:52concert
- 3:53at
- 3:54$75.
- 3:55And
- 3:55as
- 3:55an
- 3:55esteemed
- 3:56retail
- 3:56consultant,
- 3:57do
- 3:58you
- 3:58think
- 3:58the
- 3:58pit
- 3:58diaper
- 3:59is
- 3:59underpriced,
- 4:00overpriced,
- 4:01or
- 4:01properly
- 4:02priced?
- 4:04You
- 4:04know,
- 4:05I
- 4:05was
- 4:05sad
- 4:06to
- 4:06Google
- 4:06pit
- 4:07diaper.
- 4:07That
- 4:07was
- 4:08a
- 4:08wild
- 4:09visual
- 4:09to
- 4:09start
- 4:10my
- 4:10day.
- 4:11But
- 4:12it
- 4:13is
- 4:13worth
- 4:13to
- 4:13do
- 4:13though.
- 4:14It
- 4:14is
- 4:14worth
- 4:14the
- 4:14dude.
- 4:15Yeah.
- 4:16It
- 4:16proceed
- 4:17with
- 4:17caution.
- 4:19I
- 4:19would
- 4:19say
- 4:20appropriately
- 4:20price
- 4:21if
- 4:21it's
- 4:21flying
- 4:22off
- 4:22the
- 4:22shelf,
- 4:22you
- 4:23know,
- 4:24keep
- 4:24going
- 4:24with
- 4:25it,
- 4:25guys.
- 4:27You
- 4:28know,
- 4:28a
- 4:28diaper,
- 4:29I
- 4:29had
- 4:29to
- 4:29look
- 4:30this
- 4:30up
- 4:30to
- 4:30see,
- 4:30you
- 4:31know,
- 4:31what
- 4:31is
- 4:31just
- 4:31a
- 4:31regular
- 4:32diaper
- 4:32cost
- 4:33nowadays.
- 4:33It's.
- 4:34It's
- 4:34probably
- 4:35double
- 4:36the
- 4:36cost
- 4:36of
- 4:37a
- 4:37adult
- 4:37diaper
- 4:3830
- 4:38pack.
- 4:39So
- 4:39it's
- 4:39definitely
- 4:40expensive.
- 4:41But
- 4:42you
- 4:42know,
- 4:42it's
- 4:43got
- 4:43the
- 4:43chains,
- 4:44it's
- 4:44got
- 4:44the
- 4:45pleather,
- 4:46and
- 4:47people
- 4:47will
- 4:47spend
- 4:48a
- 4:48lot
- 4:48of
- 4:48money
- 4:48for
- 4:48that
- 4:48kind
- 4:49of
- 4:49rave
- 4:49gear.
- 4:50That's
- 4:50not
- 4:50my.
- 4:51My
- 4:51personal
- 4:52shopping
- 4:52space.
- 4:53But
- 4:53I
- 4:53think
- 4:55as
- 4:55long
- 4:55as
- 4:55they
- 4:55can
- 4:56ride
- 4:56this
- 4:56high,
- 4:57keep
- 4:58doing
- 4:58it.
- 4:59So
- 4:59you
- 4:59think
- 4:59it's
- 4:59right
- 4:59price.
- 5:00No
- 5:00reason
- 5:00to
- 5:00raise
- 5:00the
- 5:01price.
- 5:01Get
- 5:01any
- 5:01more
- 5:01margin
- 5:02and
- 5:02I
- 5:02could
- 5:02see
- 5:03you
- 5:03wearing
- 5:03one
- 5:03of
- 5:03these
- 5:03because
- 5:04you're
- 5:04a
- 5:04frequent
- 5:04concert
- 5:05goer.
- 5:05What
- 5:05do
- 5:05you
- 5:05think?
- 5:06Could
- 5:06you.
- 5:06Could.
- 5:06Could
- 5:06we
- 5:07see
- 5:07you
- 5:07wearing
- 5:07one
- 5:07of.
- 5:07These
- 5:08at
- 5:08a
- 5:08future?
- 5:09No
- 5:09way.
- 5:10I
- 5:11am
- 5:11too
- 5:11old.
- 5:11I
- 5:12This.
- 5:12I
- 5:12am
- 5:13too
- 5:13old
- 5:13for
- 5:13this.
- 5:14I'm
- 5:14not
- 5:14in
- 5:14the
- 5:14pit
- 5:14anymore.
- 5:15I
- 5:15am.
- 5:16I
- 5:16am.
- 5:16I
- 5:17am
- 5:17paying
- 5:17the
- 5:17extra
- 5:18money
- 5:18for
- 5:18the
- 5:19VIP
- 5:19tickets
- 5:20with
- 5:20their
- 5:20own
- 5:20bathroom.
- 5:21Chris.
- 5:21I
- 5:21am.
- 5:22I'm
- 5:22so
- 5:22beyond
- 5:23pit
- 5:23diapers.
- 5:24Maybe
- 5:24back
- 5:25in
- 5:25my
- 5:2520s,
- 5:25but.
- 5:26And
- 5:26the
- 5:26pit
- 5:27diaper
- 5:27appears
- 5:27to
- 5:28be,
- 5:28like,
- 5:28worn
- 5:28as
- 5:29pants
- 5:29as
- 5:29well,
- 5:30you
- 5:30know,
- 5:30it's
- 5:31under
- 5:32your
- 5:32clothes.
- 5:32It
- 5:32is
- 5:33no
- 5:33fit.
- 5:34So
- 5:34it's
- 5:34for
- 5:34the
- 5:35bold
- 5:35of
- 5:35heart.
- 5:36For
- 5:36sure.
- 5:36I'm
- 5:36gonna
- 5:36be.
- 5:37I'm
- 5:37gonna
- 5:37be
- 5:37going
- 5:38away
- 5:38from
- 5:38the
- 5:39people
- 5:39wearing
- 5:39pit
- 5:39diapers.
- 5:40Let
- 5:40me
- 5:40just
- 5:40tell
- 5:40you
- 5:41that
- 5:41it's
- 5:41not
- 5:41gonna
- 5:41smell
- 5:42great.
- 5:42I
- 5:42have
- 5:42a
- 5:42feeling
- 5:43you're
- 5:43too
- 5:44old
- 5:44for
- 5:44the
- 5:44pit.