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Be Funnier | Son of a Boy Dad #357 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Alright, ready, m hm, already, Welcome back to the Son
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  Speaker 4: of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is December two,
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  Speaker 4: It's twelve twenty pm, and my ass hurts and Roan's
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  Speaker 4: got a hurting ass.
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  Speaker 1: It's the size, the sides and the cheeks are really
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  Speaker 1: what hurts.
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  Speaker 4: The size and the cheeks.
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  Speaker 1: Besides, not the size.
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  Speaker 4: The size of your ass is hurting you.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true.
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  Speaker 4: It's the sides.
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  Speaker 1: It's from a women's workout class that I went to
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  Speaker 1: this morning, Bodies, I'm back on women's workout solid corps.
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  Speaker 1: Is my ass screaming? Yeah, yeah, it has my ass
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  Speaker 1: in fucking hell right now. I should have hit a
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  Speaker 1: fucking longer stretch outterwards or something. They guy, what do
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  Speaker 1: you say, Francis When you go to a solid cord
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  Speaker 1: and you're like, they're like, can can we do hands
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  Speaker 1: on adjustments?
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  Speaker 5: I do not go to solid core because I went
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  Speaker 5: once and it was so hard that I'll never go again.
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  Speaker 1: Would you say yes to hands on adjustments? And what
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  Speaker 1: if it was a gay man, and would you be like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want hands on adjustments, I'm homophobic.
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  Speaker 4: I would just be like, no, I'm good, I'm all set.
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  Speaker 5: I would only allow the gay man to do.
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  Speaker 1: It, right, because if you had a woman doing it,
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  Speaker 1: it would disrupt the sanctity of your deep Muslim faith.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that, and she'd probably somehow crash a car parking
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  Speaker 5: parallel and.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I try to grope you or become
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  Speaker 1: an esthetician or something like that.
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  Speaker 4: So you don't want to get great, Yeah, you don't
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  Speaker 4: want to get groped. Yeah, herself safe.
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  Speaker 1: They can't help themselves. No girls discussing. They're always trying
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  Speaker 1: to fucking they're honestly, are.
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  Speaker 5: You kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: You're banging it up?
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  Speaker 1: Why did it jump up like that? Is that spring loaded?
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  Speaker 5: Your guys are made of like a solid piece.
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  Speaker 4: I've just figured out how to work of cobwebs. You
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  Speaker 4: got to learn your stand You got a Jimmy Riggott. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you got to start getting here a little early, honestly,
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  Speaker 4: and start working out the King Senate Jesus.
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  Speaker 5: It feels like that bridge in Baltimore, the.
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  Speaker 4: One that got hit by the boat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that crumpled. Did anyone perish in that bridge?
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  Speaker 4: No, but they were or actually I don't know, there
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  Speaker 4: definitely could have been. I don't know why I immediately
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  Speaker 4: said no, but I know they were stuck on that
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  Speaker 4: boat for like a long ass time. Weren't they.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what poop Cruise was about.
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  Speaker 4: No, poop Cruise was before that, just in the Baltimore Harbor.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think it was that boat in the Baltimore
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  Speaker 1: Harbor and they're all just shitting I know.
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  Speaker 4: Is that they were on that boat for like a month.
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  Speaker 4: I think No, come on now, and I think it
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  Speaker 4: was they were like they weren't supposed to be. They
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  Speaker 4: weren't like allowed to get out in Baltimore.
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  Speaker 5: Every single one of them could have swum to shore swam.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 4: It's definitely not swum.
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  Speaker 5: You're probably right. I thought about it for a second.
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  Speaker 4: Swam. I've never even heard of that. I like it, though.
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  Speaker 5: You should use have swam. Really, Yeah, that's great.
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  Speaker 4: Look at you something new every day.
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  Speaker 5: If you ever try to correct.
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  Speaker 4: My grammar, aga is crazy.
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  Speaker 5: You will need to know that you are in the
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  Speaker 5: wrong fucking classroom. That is, of all the things that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying. I never have heard the word swamp
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  Speaker 4: until right now. It's weird, but I'm I'm I understand
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  Speaker 4: it's weird. I'm gonna start saying it. People aren't gonna understand.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna let you off the hook for that. But
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  Speaker 5: don't you ever fucking do that again.
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  Speaker 4: I'm more like on the under the idea of using
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  Speaker 4: the words that make them make sense in the moment.
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  Speaker 5: I've come to learn. I've come to learn that I
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  Speaker 5: was wrong about Lexus. By the way, Lexus apparently the
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  Speaker 5: car nicest car on the market.
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  Speaker 1: That can't be true. It can be the nicest car
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  Speaker 1: on the market.
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  Speaker 5: It is. It's Lamborghini for our and maybe even like
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  Speaker 5: Aston Martin as a tear below.
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  Speaker 4: That we might have like fifty percent of our viewers
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  Speaker 4: might be Lexus drivers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't realize. I was so at home. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: I was among my brothers. Yeah, my Lexus driving brothers.
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  Speaker 1: But goddamn, bro, you could have said some racially insensitive
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  Speaker 1: stuff and had less people angry and fewer excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: few nice nice loss.
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  Speaker 4: Good if I'd lost people angry at you.
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  Speaker 1: Bus? What made you think that you were about to
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  Speaker 1: grammar him? Are you good grammar?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 4: And just going off of sound swam is insane.
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  Speaker 5: When was the last time you read a book?
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  Speaker 4: I always some starting books, yeah, just never finishing them.
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  Speaker 5: Well, what was the most recent book you started?
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  Speaker 4: Let me think you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, Harry used to be a panformative male reader.
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  Speaker 4: No, that was just you. The only person I was
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  Speaker 4: performing for was you.
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  Speaker 5: You kept a book in your back pocket, No, I
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  Speaker 5: would just read stressed it before you brought it out
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  Speaker 5: through the pages a bunch of times.
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  Speaker 4: But we used to catch Bow doing ship like that constantly, yea,
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  Speaker 4: beating it up, throwing in the wash up intentionally, and
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  Speaker 4: it was like we had some like rough conversations about
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  Speaker 4: it where we had to be like, dude, we know you.
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  Speaker 4: You destroyed this on purpose.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't read the end of the book first.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Like he had like a zippo lighter. I'm
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  Speaker 4: pretty sure he like drove over it in his car
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  Speaker 4: a couple of times.
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  Speaker 5: Brought a pair of jeans to a candle, threw it
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  Speaker 5: over the fence to the jeans real quick.
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  Speaker 4: The big one was the guitar. Yeah, he had a
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  Speaker 4: He had a guitar, the part below the strings exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, guitar, yes.
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  Speaker 4: But the funniest part was that he did it like
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  Speaker 4: way in a place where it wouldn't have been so
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  Speaker 4: it was like off center to the like it was
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  Speaker 4: like like if you were strumming the guitar, it would
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  Speaker 4: have been like down here, and we were like where
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  Speaker 4: would you where are you even hitting that? And he
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  Speaker 4: tried to show us and he was like going like that,
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  Speaker 4: like dude, you clearly just did this. And he told
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  Speaker 4: us that he did it with like a quarter just
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  Speaker 4: like dug into the into the guitar.
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  Speaker 5: That is really bad. From my friend Bell.
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  Speaker 4: We were pretty young, we were probably in eighth grade.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but why did he want to see like Robert
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  Speaker 1: Johnson in eighth grade, like why you can't you just
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  Speaker 1: have a new guitar.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how he wanted it to be beat up?
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  Speaker 1: I remember when Teddy used to have a like a
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  Speaker 1: sticker on his guitar. Who's Teddy at Cheering used to
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  Speaker 1: have like a Clemson Tiger sticker on his guitar. It
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  Speaker 1: was all like beat up, like a like an orange
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  Speaker 1: paw on his guitar, and it was like beat to ship.
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  Speaker 1: You could tell he took it everywhere. But then you
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  Speaker 1: look at his most recent Netflix special, it's all beautiful,
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  Speaker 1: nice guitars, Like he's not he doesn't feel like he
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  Speaker 1: has to perform to the level of having this distressed guitar.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he was homeless, right, was he mad? Cheering? No, yeah, Eddy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: he was homeless. I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're thinking of his song where he sings
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  Speaker 1: about the girl who's homeless.
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  Speaker 4: I thought he was fully like on the streets.
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  Speaker 1: You're thinking of Jewel.
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  Speaker 4: I think i'm thinking of Teddy was a small.
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  Speaker 1: I knew, yeah that No, that's Jewel. That's Jewel Bro
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  Speaker 1: the Alaskan yodeler.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I'm not sure if I'm familiar
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  Speaker 4: with Jewel.
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  Speaker 1: Brother, you're yeah, you're missing out on Jewel, but you're
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  Speaker 1: conflating her life story with Teddies. Teddy was never homeless.
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  Speaker 4: He was definitely homeless, and that was like his big thing.
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  Speaker 1: No, he had that song where he's like they shay.
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  Speaker 1: That was Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, same era.
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  Speaker 1: That you're thinking of. His Netflix special is great, though, Teddies.
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  Speaker 4: He is a Netflix special? Yeah, what is it? What
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  Speaker 4: is it about?
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  Speaker 1: He's just on stage. He like talks about like family life,
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  Speaker 1: like what it's like being single, some solid jokes in there.
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  Speaker 4: You guys ever seen that movie, The Beatles movie where
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  Speaker 4: the dude like everyone forgets the Beatles except for one guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I did watch that. I liked it.
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  Speaker 4: It's honestly not bad.
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  Speaker 5: I'm glad you. I was gonna say it might be.
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  Speaker 4: One of the dumbest plots of a movie.
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  Speaker 7: Boy.
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  Speaker 5: Imagine, the music is so good in the lead actor,
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  Speaker 5: that Indian guy is so good at and playing them Yeah, sharing,
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  Speaker 5: isn't it. Yeah, that's the sing off they do. No,
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  Speaker 5: it's like and then he plays the long and Winding
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  Speaker 5: Road and he goes, that's it. I knew. I knew
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  Speaker 5: one day someone would beat me. And he's done it.
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  Speaker 5: That's the best song I've ever heard, and he walks out.
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  Speaker 5: I'd be honest, I've probably seen that scene like ten times.
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  Speaker 5: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's it's like a good it's a good
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  Speaker 4: movie that it makes sense at all.
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  Speaker 5: But who cares Beatles movie?
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  Speaker 1: Is it across the universe?
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  Speaker 5: Is that it?
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  Speaker 4: No, that's the actual Beatles movie.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: That's so dumb.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like it's like only like four people on earth,
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  Speaker 4: the Beatles.
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  Speaker 5: I would I would recommend this movie.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I would recommend a movie if
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  Speaker 4: you're going to be on a plane San Francisco.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: I have at least two movies in me on this.
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  Speaker 4: The four movies in you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm to watch the first season of The Wire.
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  Speaker 4: It's definitely on the plane. Yeah, yes, I had the guess.
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  Speaker 4: I would assume it is on the it is on
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  Speaker 4: the plant, It's on every single plane.
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  Speaker 1: I would love that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it probably is.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to watch Yesterday, is it? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if it's if it's like sufficiently dumb.
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  Speaker 4: It's like dumb, but it's also like entertaining.
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  Speaker 5: The music is just so good in the music, it's
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  Speaker 5: really worth that part of it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm this close to getting Disney Plus just so I
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  Speaker 1: can watch that Beatles documentary where they write the songs,
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  Speaker 1: where they're just like, we should come up with the
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  Speaker 1: song I've heard.
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  Speaker 5: It's great. Okay, I downloaded Peacock Premium to watch the show.
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  Speaker 5: To watch the show, you recommend it all her fault. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: First of all, I paid up for Peacock Premium. It
• 11:40
  Speaker 5: doesn't get rid of ads.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta get premium premium.
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  Speaker 5: You got the premium fucking extra. Yeah. Yeah, and it's
• 11:48
  Speaker 5: like an annual plant just to have no ads. I
• 11:51
  Speaker 5: couldn't believe that. Yeah, why would I have paid? Of course,
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  Speaker 5: the only reason I would ever do premium is to
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  Speaker 5: not have ads.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I guess premium just unlocks the show.
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  Speaker 5: You don't even get the shows if you if you
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  Speaker 5: just do the regular.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think there is regular. I think that game.
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  Speaker 4: I think premium is regular, and then premium premium is.
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  Speaker 5: No dude, there was a tier lower than the premium.
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  Speaker 4: I only had two options. I just did this yesterday.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: I think the bottom tier is you just get to
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: watch the commercials, so you don't see the show at all,
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: but you can watch the commercials for free.
• 12:23
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Harry, you said you did this two
• 12:25
  Speaker 5: days ago. Yeah, so you watched the entire show in
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: one day.
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  Speaker 4: No, because I was watching it at my parents' house before.
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: Oh I see, okay, Harry, that show is not good.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: Oh you're missing out in so many ways.
• 12:39
  Speaker 5: It's a bad show.
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: It's not I finished it last night, Crash. The last
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: three episodes are insane.
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  Speaker 5: Bro. I couldn't even make it through the full first episode.
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  Speaker 5: It's made poorly. I don't agree it's it's a network
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  Speaker 5: TV show.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean it's a mini series. It's like a thriller.
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  Speaker 4: It's like they're all a little so.
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  Speaker 5: It's soapy exactly. It's pulpy. It's pulpy. They're all a
• 13:04
  Speaker 5: little like that, though not really. HBO doesn't do it
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  Speaker 5: that way. Task Task is not as pulpy as this
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  Speaker 5: one is. This show is set up for commercial interruption
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  Speaker 5: big time. It's like, oh, cliffhanger, all right, now, I.
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: Like that because they have multiple cliffhangers throughout the episode.
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: Come on, man, than I can watch.
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: Like a defending Jacob. You're getting one cliffhanger an episode
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  Speaker 4: and it's the last second of the episode.
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: What's defending Jacob?
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: Like that other show? Or what was the Apple one?
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  Speaker 4: Jake with Jake Jillenhall?
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  Speaker 5: Oh guilty, not guilty? Now that's guilty and proven innocent presumed.
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  Speaker 5: That's it.
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  Speaker 4: Like that show that was pretty pulpy. But that's like
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  Speaker 4: there's just one bang at the end.
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  Speaker 5: I know, but I don't know, man, you stick with it.
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  Speaker 5: I can't. You got these anymore. We've moved into a
• 13:59
  Speaker 5: place of zero attention span, yeah, combined with streaming and
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: premium networks that do not do commercials, such that they're
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: not beholden to holding your attention while we bring you
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: messaging from our local partner.
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  Speaker 4: You got it. First of all, you got to go
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: premium premium. Get rid of those commercials.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not paying one hundred and seventy fucking dollars for
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  Speaker 5: this one fucking show.
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  Speaker 4: One hundred and seventy dollars.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I saw for the years.
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  Speaker 4: Sixteen bucks a month, Yeah, and then cancel it.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't see. I didn't see that option.
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: I definitely didn't spend into one hundred and seventy bucks.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: I'm watching it up right now.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: You've spent sixteen, twelve times more than seven.
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  Speaker 4: I could cancel it today, but you're.
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  Speaker 5: Not going to.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: That's like what they're I mean, unless.
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: You brother, I've already been down this road. I had
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: Peacock to watch the Office, and then I canceled it
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: for that. Yeah, and then I'm gonna have to get
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: it again for Christmas to watch the fucking NFL games.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: That's brutal.
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  Speaker 4: You will as well.
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  Speaker 1: I'm figuring I have all of them. I pay for everything.
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  Speaker 1: I drive a Lexus. I don't know what you don't
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  Speaker 1: fucking get. I'm gonna have every and the only one
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: I don't have is Disney, and I'm about to get
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: that so I could watch Toy Story eight across the Universe.
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  Speaker 4: All I'll say is all.
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  Speaker 5: Right certally on premium and I'm on premium monthly, and okay, there.
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  Speaker 4: Is maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm just it's a fresh wound,
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  Speaker 4: so I'm coming right off of it. But I finished
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: the show last night.
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  Speaker 5: You're right. I think I think I can do Apple
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: TV and Peacock Premium plus for twenty bucks a month.
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  Speaker 4: You should be able to just do Peacock for sixteen
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  Speaker 4: ninety nine a month.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but if you are a premium Premium plus monthly,
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: you're right seventeen bucks. I thought I only saw that
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: you could do it annually, which made no sense to me.
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  Speaker 1: But you did it annually.
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  Speaker 5: No, I didn't. I didn't. I did just premium for
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: the month with the plan to do exactly that cancel
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: it as soon as I passed the show, and then
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't even finish the first episode.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta stick with it, really, Yes, this is a
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  Speaker 4: show people will be talking about.
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  Speaker 5: I mean I know that they are, and you weren't
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  Speaker 5: the only person to recommend it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, I don't even care about the first
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  Speaker 4: five episodes. The last three episodes are insane.
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  Speaker 5: Just I've seen the show in years, it seems like
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: one of those things where they're just adding more and
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: more layers to keep the show going.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: It's kind of like it definitely didn't need to be eight.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: Episodes where they're like, okay, ooh but yeah, but where
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: did he go missing? Well? Remember his yeah, was an immigrant,
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: and then like we got to hear whole of her
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: whole fucking story.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: I don't like when they do that. I don't like
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: when they do the whole seen this perspective for an hour. Yeah,
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: it's like, well, we're not learning anything new. No, but
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: that being said, insane and.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Nice to craft a cliffhanger. Oh yeah, have you guys
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: ever crafted a cliffhanger?
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: No?
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: It must be so satisfying to like have it get
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: to a point where it's like.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, it could be this, it could be that. Yeah
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: you think they even know? You think they're just going
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: episode by episode just see.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: In their pants? Yeah, I mean yeah, I don't know.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: They have to know. They have to know. And are
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: you watching it?
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna watch No one watch it.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: You'll watch it. You'll both end up watching it in
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: like two years and you'll be like, have you guys
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: ever seen this show?
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: What is he? Called no o her fault. This isn't
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: now ur never type, It's not.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: This is this is like Mayor of Easttown.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: It's no, there's no way it's that good. I'm telling you,
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: all right, fine, you know what. I'll try again.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: But I will say, if you didn't like the first episode,
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: maybe it's time to maybe you just shut it off, because.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Well, that is literally what I'm saying.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: Because like there's in my in my opinion, the way
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: it works was like the first three episodes were or
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I guess there's what.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: There's eight episodes.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: The first three were solid, the middle two were pretty boring,
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: and then the last three were really good. But they're
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: also even in one of those last three, there's one
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: that's kind of like probably could have gone without it.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't you just jump ahead to the last episode?
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, and then canceled?
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: You won't to understand it. You want to understand you
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: haven't even been introduced to all the characters, right, most
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: of the characters, right, the important ones. Just read the
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Wikipedia bro true.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: The one thing that I did like is that the
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: show starts immediately. I loved that that was right to
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: the action. There was no exposition, no setup, nothing needed,
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: She's the kid's gone. The second that show starts.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Well, that is annoying when you like see the preview
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: of a show and you find out in the preview
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: that the kids missing, and then for twenty minutes you're like,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: let's fucking get it.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: It starts out there at like they're they're eating breakfast
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: with OJ.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: And yeah the kids.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, this starts out she opens the door, where's
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: my son?
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Bang em, we're in.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: How about you guys? Ever watch Heroes?
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: No, I never really did, but I remember it. There
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: was a blonde actress on that show who was really cute,
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: and she married fucking Vladimir Klitchko.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I know who that is, say,
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: a boxer, Yeah, really.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: And all I could ever think was, my god, he
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: absolutely impale her. She is seven foot one hundred and
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: she is tiny.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: She's four foot nine, isn't she. Yes, she makes Sabrina
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Carpenter look like Taylor Swift.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a freak show. Have you ever seen them together? No?
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: By the way, I'm pretty sure he's like now the
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: mayor of Kiev or some ship and is always on
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: the front lines. Fighting for Ukraine, which, by the way,
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: that's got to inspire some confidence that you're general is
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: the fucking heavyweight former heavyweight champion.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Of the world, I guess. Yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: Imagine being some Russian boot Yeah, it's tough, some grunt
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: running down a side alley with your in your gun
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: jams and you see fucking Vladimir Klitschko come lumbering torches.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Snaps the gun over his fucking knee.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's like Rambo. Yeah, that's a fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. I don't funk with the like whole
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Like this person's seven too and his wife is five one.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: That's like an age gap for me. Yeah, it's like, okay,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: you're a pervert.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, it's a child, you're sucking a child.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: But they may not have an option.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: They have options.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: You're saying, would you say that anyone who's you know,
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: that tall should take one of the really tall women?
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't think. I think there's no need to,
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: But the rest of us can't take it because I
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: don't think I think.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: It's shameful to be at a gala when they're wearing
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: heels and towering over us.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: I think a two foot height difference is worse than
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: like a thirty year age gap.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah for sure.
• 21:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Like i'd rather Leonardo DiCaprio only date eighteen year
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: old girls then start dating then, like if he was
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: seven feet tall and he was dating someone that was
• 21:14
  Speaker 8: four nine.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Like shack that picture of Sho with that little girl.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Dude. There's on these dating apps a lot of the
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: tall women and there are so many of them are
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: always like in their bio, they're like, by the way
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: five to eleven. If that's a problem, It's like, yeah,
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: that's a fucking problem. I'm so sorry. But not looking
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: to like put my arm around you above me? How
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: do what? Like what what?
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Like you're tired at a basketball game.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Not looking to have you help me off the court,
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: and Jordan getting carried off, God help our five year
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: old who's already nine feet tall. Just you know, some
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: gangly kid be mocked rounded tug is knees in.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: I would rather, but like, if you're like a seven
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: foot dude, like that's you should be dating someone.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: That's what I just said.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I'm wondering if they are like, go make a pro
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: you know, go put some in the league, if they're
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: if you're both, you know, gangled out.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: But where is it? Where is pun intended the ceiling?
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: It does if you start mating seven foot men with
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: six foot five women, at some point the world is
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: not built for their offspring, and evolution will continue to
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: soar these people up to the ceilings, and then we'll
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: have eight footers in the NBA, and then nine footers
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: and then what we raised the rims make planes taller.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: How are you going to seats on those planes? We're
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: already having a hard.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: They're just gonna do standing room. Now have you seen that?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: That's the most ere I can't believe you're phone for
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: some AI like that.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not, you're not. You're not in with the standing.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I mean I saw it when it was pitched two
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: years ago. Just being strapped by your.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Size all the way to sand fra Him.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Some buckles around your upper thigh.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Like your Laura Cross, just in a harness.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: You're ready for your slop. They just come by with
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: like an aerosol.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Can in your mouth.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: There's the bucket of leaves at the top of a rake.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Here you go, here you go, digging, old boy.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I think that we're just gonna get taller as a
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: human race.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Though.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I think that when you go back to the any
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: archaeological dig site that's been moved to a Washington, DC
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: or New York museum and you're going through the doorways
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: and it's like a fucking you're shrinking down, You're like, oh,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: this is what it was like at Jesus' time when
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: they were all dwarfs. I mean, and honestly makes me
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: respect Jesus less that his ass was like fucking he
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: was probably Sabrina Carpenter height. Do you think Jesus was
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: probably like five to one mm?
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: Jesus probably like.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: The aliens that Za saw getting off that.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: You elverys hear about at the playground.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: In zimbabwey like a little like four foot tall, like
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson looking creatures.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: Okay, well I just want to say really quick. So
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: on Sunday I was at the Comedy Seller for the
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: brunch show, and there were some pretty cool people there
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: and I had brought something with me that they asked
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: me about, and then it turned out that well, I
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: don't even know how I want to tell this story. Basically,
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: I brought a book with me, and it's a really
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: cool book that I had just started reading. And someone
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: told me that the person who wrote the book would
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: be coming in later that day for the night shows,
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: dropping in and I said, well, is there any way that.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: You read Luisy K's new book?
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: Is there any way that you could get him to
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: sign it for a friend of mine? And they said,
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: no problem. And then I went and picked it up
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: again last night and I have a gift for you.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: Oh it is Luisy K's new book.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: No, open the front cover.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, that's hilarious. What does it say that says
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Harry be Funnier.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: He signed it? What?
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: That's awesome?
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Louise signed the book for It's thank you? Are you happy? Yeah?
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: That's awesome.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: I think this is the coolest thing I've ever done
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: for you. How fucking why is that?
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Funny? Be Funnier is hilarious? Yeah, that's pretty sick.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: How good is that?
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: That's sick?
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: Come on, come on, no, I appreciate it. Merry Christmas,
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: Happy Hanukah. That's your presence?
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Thank you?
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: What that's pretty good?
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you just got this book.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: I had bought the book and I was only like
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: thirty or forty, so it's not totally crisp, and I
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: apologize for that, but uh, that's your copy. I'm just
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: going to get a new copy myself.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: I think you'll like this book. To be honest with you,
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: I was going it's very much like a what do
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: they call those stories? Uh, like when there's a youth
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: that is like coming of age and it's a travel
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: like you know, road story. That's what I like, a
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: journey of a young person. So yeah, there you go.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Should have gotten Robert Niro's just squeezed in. Take care
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: of that.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: You could tape his note below that, and now you
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: got the double whammy. Pretty good year for you for
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: for autographs.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not bad, not bad. Yeah, that's sick. That's awesome.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: I worked hard. I worked hard, and things had to
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: really align for that to happen.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: How did you get it?
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: How did I went and picked it up last night?
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: That was why yesterday in the pot I was like,
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: I have something. I think yeah, because I was in
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: one hundred percent sure Yet if they had had it done,
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: how who did you give it to? S damn?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great, that's that's such a nice favor that
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: did did.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: You tell him what's right?
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't. I just I told him it was
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: for a comedian friend of mine, so they they must
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: have told him that you were a comic.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a few funnier is very funny. Yeah, that's just
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: classic Louis.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: That's classic economy of language, two words, the whole jokes
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: in there exactly. He gets you, you get him.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: That's awesome.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Thank you. I'm happy. I'm happy.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: That's such a good present.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: That's a good present.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: What the fuck now, I gotta start. I gotta start
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: planning out something.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: What are you going to plan out when they.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Get a signed copy of Dave's book for you needs work?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so fucking good.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Oh man, Wow.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Where do you even go from such a nice gift
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: like that?
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be tough.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: How are you going to display that?
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I guess I'll probably just put it
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: on my desk.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: You don't have to display it. Just know that you
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: have that. And now you do really have something where
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: if when people say, if your house are burning down,
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: what's the one thing you would grab?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I think, like, well, he already had something like that.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: That's a yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you need to grab meat.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: Made a great rolling paper a couple of months ago.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: That's Harry's first admission of being a pothead. I'm so
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: happy to hear that. Good for you embracing it.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: I was smoking tobacco out of it.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna your gifts. You keep spitting in
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: the face of mind, you have like two weeks to
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: gratitude or else I'm gonna come to your house and
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: fucking rip apart this luicyk autograph.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know what I have to get. I don't
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: know what to get you guys.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what could it possibly be?
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Something? Because I don't really think I have like any
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: like autographs that I could obtain.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: You don't need to do autographs.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Don't do that kind of seems like that's the way
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: we're going, the route we're taken.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I think it's more you get autographs.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you're that's what we can sign something for you, guys, if.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: You want me to your autograph a little investment. It's
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: like putting some money in a four oh one K.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: It is not. It is decidedly not. And I also
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know where I would like display an autograph
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: your autograph room.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of past a point of like you don't
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: really display things, memorabilia or anything.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a big displayer, doesn't memorabilia seem a.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Little childish adult autog seeking not really sure memorabilia.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: I did too, and it has a real dear place
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: in my heart. From my youth. We talked about this.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: I was an autograph hound, of course, but in fact
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: I took growth, uh sort of what is it blockers? Yeah,
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: just stay younger longer.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: So that started lifting weights when you were ten to
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: stunt your growth.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Stunted my growth took botox at thirteen. You know. But uh,
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: now when you I don't know, I don't know exactly
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: what I would need to be Like, Wow, that actually
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: adds value to the decor of my room. And anyone
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: who saw this would think it was cool.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, none of us are in man cave.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: You need a man cave and a pool table.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the discourse about man caves recently? Like
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: man caves are really just like you're ensuring a safe
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: place for your son to have like their first sexual experience.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Like you're really just like making a comfortable room for
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: like your kids to like, fucking.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: Tell you what. My kid loses the Virginia on my
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: pool table, I'm going to lose my mind.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I don't think your kid is spraying
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: willy nilly. I don't think your kids shooting the club
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: up on your yeah, your pool table.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, if I had a man cave, no one's
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: fucking in it, not even i'd safe place.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Isn't it the dream to have like a secret bookshelf?
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Of course?
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the dream is to have any sort of secret door.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Secret door is sow the dream and.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Two piano keys.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like holding it's nice that none of us have
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: given up that dream. Like we give up the dream
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: of having a signed fucking Larry Fitzgerald Jersey or something
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: like that, but nobody gives up the dream of having
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: a bookshelf that leads down to a whiskey seller that
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: something I know. Yeah, yeah, but how do you even
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: how do you even get that money?
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: A lot of money?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: What kind of carpenter do you talk at? What kind
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: of interior designer do.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: You starts with your contractor your architects?
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: How do you think you pitch that?
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: It's gotta be tough, because people are gonna be like, yeah,
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: so I'm thinking for the basement, we want some sort
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: of hatch secret drop the door.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: Are you familiar with Batman?
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: And like they know that if you're doing that, you
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: have some level of like you don't care what you
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: spend God, so they're probably jacking up the price on you.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: There's not really a going rate for.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: A hidden stairways, draw a book.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: Book drawn revealing doors. You can't compare prices, No, no,
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: they quote for that.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: These bookshelves are the type that you would need though,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: and it is a bit of a timeless look, but
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: you can't have it be too like, you know, to
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: prisoner of the moment design either, like like you're gonna
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: want to redo the room, you need to look timeless
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: and manly.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: I think books are the best option because then you
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: could also if you don't like the books, you always
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: swap it out with you know, just anything. Really, it's
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: just shelves.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: A buddy of mine who he's gotten really into collecting
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: very rare bourbons and whiskeys, and he buys them at auction.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: This guy does he drink them or does he just
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: he does well, he drinks the I mean like the
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: two thousand dollars bottles. There are some that are you know,
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: thirty grand oh wow, that he does not touch. Yeah,
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: and they're all displayed, and he has a hidden whiskey
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: wall and he presses a button and two sliding doors
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: open up and then it's illuminated and it's pretty cool.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: And I've had I'll say that I drink it with
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: them because I know it's incredibly high end.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Can't tell the difference.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: No, it's more like, I don't know how much I
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: love drinking straight whiskey. Oh, I like drinking I'll have
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: I like a Manhattan I like an old fashion.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Around coke next time. So how he reacts this is vintage.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Going on the rocks or not actually neat, but with
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: a little splash of coca cola.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Please hang on, I have a coke from two thousand
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: and ten.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: They got a coke in my car?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Actually, grab that piping hot, piping hot, and it's the old.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Completely flat rolling around in the back at every turn. Yeah.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: That that is a crazy way to spend your money.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: I haven't acquired the taste for for pure whiskey. I
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: find that to be I don't know, it's it's just hard.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I like to drink whiskey straight or like on the rocks,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: but uh, and I think that that's that and mez
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Cow are the only ones I like to go straight with.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: But that's not what I would collect. Like wine, I
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: think is a more natural and bespoke thing to collect.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: Well, the thing is, I think that serving wine you
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: have a broader audience of people who can enjoy it
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: with you when you share it.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Well, he just hates women.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean when I drink the whiskey, I have
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: to tell myself to lock the corners of my mouth
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: down grimace with every fucking sip. You're just like, wow,
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: oh I can tell your mouth, I can tell.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: I think I probably have ordered a straight bourbon twice
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: in my entire life, and both times I think I
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: had one sip of it.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's probably two because you drank legally for
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: three months before you quit.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: You had a three month window of being legally allowed
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: to drink before you're like, Nope, no more, pretty much,
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: it's not fun anymore now, but it's not.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Illegal, pretty much.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: Is that really? Did that play any part in it?
• 36:05
  Speaker 9: No?
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: That you lost its luster?
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Well to be honest, I never had that feeling. I
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: was always more like, this is way better now that
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: I don't have to worry about getting in trouble.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: I see. Yeah, m hmm.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: I took it to that next level.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I had some whiskey at Thanksgiving man my brother in
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: law's house. You just serves some brown on the rocks.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: I love it, Love it, little brown on the rocks.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Love it. You don't, Well, you never specified what kind
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: of brown.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Rum could have been.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Rum could have a repisado, nice dark tequila.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a repisado in the rocks is fucking insane.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: I do love a good rum. I like a rum
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: drink at a pool bar blended with ice. I hated
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: rum and a floater. The only thing I ever really
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: like drank was like just beer or vodka.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Okay, but vodka like a mix like I like to
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: nice Moscow mule.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's nice.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: I'm a big Moscow mule guy. Bloody Mary.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Oh you were a Bloody Mary guy.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Oh that was like my thing really? Oh yeah, I
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: would try to order Bloody Mary's a night later. Tenders
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: would be furious.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: I guess we can unpack that.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I guess I'll muddle some tomatoes.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: Taking the plastic wrap off the top of one of
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: those tomato juice contained.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Fire up the stove. We're gonna put some bacon on.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I love bluddy. I got a virgin bloody
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Mary over the summer.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I used to every time I would fly, I used
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: to as a child, I would get the bloody Mary mix.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's great.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: V eight have you no, No, the bloody Mary.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Mix is like the actual bloody marry mix.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Have you ever looked at the side of one of
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: those cans and look at this content? Yeah, it's eighty
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: six percent of your sauce.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: It's gotta be more in like a V eight, it's
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: got to be start ringing. It's like one thousand percent
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: of your salt.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I think they like them out of the plains about
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: to go down, So you can just like desensitize yourself.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: What do they what do they call a virgin bloody Mary?
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: The Mary? Yeah, yes, Mary Magdalen.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: What was that was called the blood Magdalen? Was the whore?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Oh then not her and his wife or Jesus mother.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Joseph's wife was just Mary of Nazareth, Mary.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Of Nazareth, of course, Nazareth isn't Nazareth a college?
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in a town in Pennsylvania.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you go back to PA.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I went to p A. I went to Delaware. Touch soil.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: That was Delaware beautiful? Yeah, absolutely beautiful.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Delaware is the future, dude?
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: Do you think?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I really think so?
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: What about Maryland? God? No, Yeah, they're struggling over there.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Delaware has no sales.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Tax, any tax. This year, the property taxes in Delaware
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: went down in mass which is like, where have you
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: ever heard about that? Like having property taxes plummeting tarriffs?
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe the tariffs.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: They said, great shopping, nice home ownership, beautiful beaches. Delaware
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: is the future.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Delaware, it's the new Massachusetts. They're signed.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I think it could be.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: I drive through Delaware a lot because I drive down
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: to my sister's place in DC and to see them.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: And I'll tell you it's it's.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Short, Delaware.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: You're not in it long.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: It's four hours, and you could see every part of
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: it and you could buy the nicest house you've ever
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: seen for eight hundred thousand dollars.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: Is that right? There has to be. Dowey Beach probably
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: has some super nice.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Ones, right all the way on the beach in Rehoboth,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: But like if you get two blocks off the beach,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: it starts getting talking.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: Surprising me because I'll tell you what, Delaware isn't Delaware
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: one of the oldest states in the country.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: The first state?
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: Was it? The first state, the very first state.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: That's their only claim to fame. That's a little fatin
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: screened factories.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: They don't claim the fame of not having sales.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Tax I think that that's kind of more word of mouth.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like on the down There is one other
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: claim of fame, which is everyone starts their funds founds
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: their LLC there.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: Yes, oh yes, everyone.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: If you're going to start a business, make sure you
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: do your LC in Delaware.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Believe minds in Delaware.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: You kind of scarred around it. And it's just it's
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: like d C with cheaper houses and less Ethiopian food.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: There barely any Ethiopians.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Well that's Delaware is There are a lot of Ethiopians in
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: d C.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: Too many.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Really, there's a lot of Ethiopians.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: I did not know this.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: They are They run deep.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: Really, they actually literally run. They practice on Sundays in
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: co ed.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: It's it's a belt around the city.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: You can just go.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Of course, I got to get out to Delaware. I
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: don't think i've I haven't been out there in a minute.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Touch soil in Delaware. Actually, why don't we all throw
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: down on a fucking big.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Lot, buy a house, get some land down in Delaware.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Let's get a land and build a bunch of houses.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: I had two hundred and twenty two thousand dollars to contribute.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: No, you could buy a fucking You could buy an
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: incredible plot in Delaware. You could probably buy like beachfront
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: property in Delaware for two hundred thousand.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: We got any any any sense of the golf courses there? Howl?
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: They might be.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure they got at least a good one.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: There's gotta be one good one.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Seven forty seven lived down there in Delaware.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: That's where he's from. Used to ride the Amtrak famously
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: to and from Washington, DC.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: And that's where he fell off his bike.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: I think, yeah, he did.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I think that was in Delaware.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: If you guys are talking about forty six right now,
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: but I could be wrong.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: You're right, it is forty six. Biden was forty six.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Trump's forty five and forty seven.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: I got a little confused there. Yeah he's forty seven.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: Good good work there, Yeah, you're back. Thanks for keeping
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: me honest brother. By the way, one of the reasons
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: I know that so quickly is that the New York
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: Times crossword puzzle recently had a clue like a couple
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: of days ago, that was like forty six years and
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: it was the Biden era or like Biden administration something
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: like that Biden presidency.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: That so that was the whole for that was the
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: clue or that was the answer.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: The clue was forty six years and it meant the
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: years of the forty sixth president what were those known
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: as Biden presidency.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I do not want to have to get in a
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: crossrod puzzles to stave off dementia. I'm probably just gonna knit.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: It's honestly a good tactic. Cross and crossword's gone, or
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: like just some trivia, just keep the bran firing.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Trivia is tough too.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Trivia is fucking hard, dude. Jeopardy, Jeopardy like.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Two years I miss it. I record every episode. Is
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: it still tough?
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I think I went over one hundred the other day.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: I'm just watching the answer. Just watching every question just melt.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: You say stuff out loud, No, I just I'm like,
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: When you say stuff out loud at home alone and
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: are wrong, it is one of the most shameful things
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: that I can do.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: I would never do that. I wouldn't allow myself to
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: feel that.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: Dude. I was. I was. I drive in silence now.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: I don't know why I've just started doing that. No music,
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: no podcast.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: Sometimes the music just gets a little annoying.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: I drive in silence, and I got someone was coming
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: up behind me, and they were one of those cars
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: that was just flying, yeah, of course, like a guy
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: in a souped up impressa.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Those are Russians, mostly Russians.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: And he was weaving in and out on a pretty
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: tight part of the highway. And then he cut in
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: front of me, like he came up behind me and
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: cut to the right and then cut back into the left.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: I was doing the same thing round was doing where
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: I was in the left lane, but I was behind
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: another car and we were just passing. Yeah yeah, And
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: then the car in front of him or he he
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: in order to like, I don't think he realized there
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: was a car in front of me kind of close.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: So as soon as he swerved into the left lane,
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: he basically slammed on his brakes and we were going
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know, seventy five with the check and I
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: had to be so on top of it to immediately
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: hit my brakes because this point he's only eight feet away,
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: ten feet away. Yeah, and we're going full speed on
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: the highway. And I went, oh my god, into my
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: silent car. Yeah yeah, and then it I could feel
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: it sitting in there like a bad fart like that
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: wasn't to anybody.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it echoing around.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: That's the way. That's the way I react, with no
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: thought about what I'm going to say. Oh my god.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I'm I'm doing
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: I do that every time I drive. I'm just talking
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: to myself the whole time.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Muttering really his motherfuckering lane running bits or what? No, definitely,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: not not like talking full voice.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: No, not like talking like full like just road ridge.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: Oh you're just mad the whole time, Yeah, the whole
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: time for most of it. One of you're one of
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: those people who just grumbles, is mad that at every
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: move that every other driver makes.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I'm I'm I'm a very like cautious driver,
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: and I'm very aware of my surroundings. And you know,
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: you you watch people and you're just like, what were
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: you thinking? What was the thought there?
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: They're not things, Yeah.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Especially when the people, like when people are weaving in
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: out of the lanes, even if they don't impact me
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: at all, it infuriates me because you're like, you're gonna
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: get there one second before I get there.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: But you know, you know why those guys are doing that? No,
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: because people like you platform. No street racers around New York. No, No,
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: the street racers. The street racers in New York are
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: a different breed. I don't I've never seen these speed racers,
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: these guys, I've seen it.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when they go like two hundred.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: And they're they're fucking flying, dude, And I see that
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: and I go, that's okay. I'm not going to do anything.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: Can't catch them. I'm just hoping, like I'm glad. I'm
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: glad they're past me.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I could pit maneuver those with no D fifty Yeah, yeah,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: what do you guys think you should be allowed to
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: pit maneuver as a civilian if you see someone either
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: doing something like that or driving like very noticeably drunk.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think you should be able to just
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: push him out of the way.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Just a single pit maneuver. And once you get pit maneuvered,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: do you lose your ability? I mean, obviously a perfect
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: pit maneuver is going to be a t bone, But
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: do you lose your ability to uh like, does the
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: other car lose his facilities if you just like spin
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: it around sideways?
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: Big time.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: Oh that's what a pit maneuver.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: They lose full control.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: And you kind of hit it right at the back
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: of its gas, like you kind of curl it with
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: the back of its gas.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: What cops do to stop it?
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Yes? I used to play four as the Motorsport three
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: and my god, you're getting someone with that or like
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: GTA that is nice to pay. I'm gonna force you
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: to pull over where they throw the fucking Yeah, the spikes.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna you should just start. I'm just gonna start
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: carrying some spikes with me. Yeah, that is for what
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: I'm driving, just letting them out the window.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: You'd have to you'd have to get ahead of the
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: car you were planning to stop by a long margin.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Me have you guys seen it be waited the new
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: ship round Fast, the ship that they're doing to cars
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: that's not instead of like a boot, Oh yeah, that
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: they'll put like a plastic yellow thing across their windshield
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: so you can't drive. Yeah, that's fucking insane.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess I'd rather that than the boot.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I saw someone sitting in a car with one of
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: those yesterday.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's one. You probably just sit in that car
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: for like six hours, just like before you even contact anybody,
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: because you know it's gonna be a three day process.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: You're just like pulling on it.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: I can't try and imagine. Have you ever gotten here
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: with a full boot?
• 48:07
  Speaker 8: No?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Thank God, Praise be.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: Have you never got hit with a boot?
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: No? I mean I've never left my car in an
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: illegal spot for like a month.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been booted, victor boot.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: I don't have anywhere that I could have gotten booted.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I got a ticket once.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Well I knew it, you fucking delinquent in New York.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: Well I've gotten tickets elsewhere, but I meant in New York,
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: I've gotten one ticket.
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  Speaker 5: Guys, what do you think is gonna happen next year?
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  Speaker 4: Just in general?
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  Speaker 5: Sure for Francis, No, no, no, for the Francis.
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  Speaker 1: Like you'll or something some kind of massive windfall.
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  Speaker 5: That's not how my life goes next year is gonna
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  Speaker 1: Don't say that. I'm trying to wonder. I wonder what
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  Speaker 4: This isn't even Wood, is it Sidney Sweeney? Yeah, Francis,
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  Speaker 5: Would I date her? No? I wouldn't date Sidney Sweeny.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know I could say. I mean, if you
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  Speaker 4: You make make some decisions that I don't understand. Sometimes
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  Speaker 5: That's a very different proposition from dating her, and it's
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  Speaker 4: Obviously in this scenario she's interested romantically.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, my god, Hi, missus Sweeney, I'm Francis.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it wouldn't be missus quite yet.
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  Speaker 5: Miss Sweeney. Miss I'm a big fan of Euphoria. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Now, what would say Millie Bobby Brown? If she were
• 57:00
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know, sure, why not? These are
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  Speaker 5: beautiful women, beautiful celebrity women. Who would the funk would
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: I be to be? Like? Nah, not into it to
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: any one of that caliber of woman.
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  Speaker 1: And she did just change her name to Milli Bonbon.
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  Speaker 1: Really did you see that?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: She literally changed her name to that Bonnie bon bon Jovi.
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  Speaker 1: She wants to go by Milli bon Bon.
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  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: That's fun, Bill, I don't know, I don't mind it.
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  Speaker 1: Sound like Christmas candy.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm trying to think if there's any any celebrity
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: The only reason I wouldn't date someone like that is
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: if there were many, many proven stories of them having
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: real sort of psychotic tendencies of course. Of course her
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you just stay away.
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  Speaker 5: Argued about whether they wanted the peacock premium.
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  Speaker 1: I think that you would have a hard time being
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  Speaker 1: with someone really famous because they're almost all certainly very
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  Speaker 1: messy and filthy almost certainly why because like the ego
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  Speaker 1: that it takes to get to that level.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't don't clean up after themselves.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Marilyn Monroe was famously a fucking sinky, a sandwich
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: eating in bed stinky. You're like hide sandwiches under her
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  Speaker 1: like sheets.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, have you heard that?
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: No? Yeah, that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like there's lots of stories about a lot
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: of stories about that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That doesn't surprise me. I think when you get to
• 58:46
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• 58:49
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• 58:53
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• 58:58
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  Speaker 1: There's like a self importance that kind of comes with
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  Speaker 1: feeling like you're above small household tasks.
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  Speaker 5: Well, they tell themselves they're too busy. Yeah, I don't
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: have time now, my time is too valuable.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not going to be the one who's, you know,
• 59:18
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  Speaker 5: I certainly hope that my time never becomes so scarce
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• 59:29
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  Speaker 4: God, you want to do mine? I fucking hate them.
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  Speaker 5: You have four times the laundry I do.
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  Speaker 4: I would kill to be famous enough that I don't
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  Speaker 4: have to do my own laundry that.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Is not a fame thing that costs like one hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't that what you just said?
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  Speaker 5: I said that I want.
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  Speaker 1: To do what it's time to be.
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• 59:53
  Speaker 4: I don't do my own laundry now.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, That's what I'm wondering secretly.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think that's really just most of podcasting.
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  Speaker 4: Can't go with the highs for I'm not going to.
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  Speaker 5: Buy the highs. I didn't buy the highs because he had. Yeah,
• 1:04:59
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  Speaker 5: Well now now it'll be just too I wouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 5: Look. Do I wish that they were higher? Yes? Absolutely?
• 1:05:40
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• 1:05:49
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? We're going boots this year?
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  Speaker 1: I'll go tim Be's.
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  Speaker 5: I'd like to see you in some boots. Yeah, not yet.
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  Speaker 4: Never.
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  Speaker 5: Now you got the coin for it though.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now you're rolling it. Actually, twenty twenty six, that's
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: I see Harry being prosperous.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: Big year for Harry two Instagram post.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: Cutting back on everything in twenty twenty six.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: That's not true.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: Spending is over, that's not true. I've already accomplished everything
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: I could.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: If someone send my boy a pair of boots, Can
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: someone send him some boots please? Three thirty three Seventh Avenue.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, I don't need any boots.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah you do, size Maybe.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: I could go for some bean boots, I guess.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's get you some beaners.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: I've already already got some bean boots.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: You got some beaners? No, you don't have any beaners?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, I have some LL bean boots.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Beaners is some shoes more, they're hiking shoes. The funniest
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: thing to call a Mexican person.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: I think it's pretty racist? Yeah?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 8: Is it?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: Big time?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, it's like the N word.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: I only use it in reference to LLBean boots.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Is it because they eat beans?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: I think so well.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: They can call me a beaner brother, because I love
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: a fucking can. I will eat a can of beans
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: straight with maybe just a couple of lapenos sprinkled on it.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: And if that makes me a slur, then you know
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: you ever have like.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: The the the baked like the baked beans out of
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: the can, the smoked barbecue ones.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: Somebody else while we were camping, and I had.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: An indulgent in that kind of very incredible so bad
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: for you though, Yeah, those.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: Are bad, Like eighty grams of sugar a can.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: You guys really opened up a can of beans? Did
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: you cook them over a fire? Heat them up over
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: a fire?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you went full camping, you went hobo.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: Well we've done that multiple times.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Crazy how much sugar is in like barbecue sauce? Oh,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: like you're trying to put sweet baby rays. I did
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: a marinated chicken breast with just a little suit.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: You said, you sweet baby rays on everything?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: No, I don't.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's when you never say that. You definitely, i'd say,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: And I was like, there's so much sugar.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: I painted it on a single barbecue that I did,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: and then I heard it, and then I have a
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: paint it since. But I did use it as part
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: of my marinade yesterday. I was amazing, juicy as hell,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: perfectly cooked through some apple cide or vinegar in there,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: some mustard.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: Do you think Ray was like he knew what he
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: was doing or do you think it took the baby
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: to step up.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: I think the baby set it off. I think that
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Ray probably had been doing it.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: It was a drunk piece of shit, and the baby.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Sweet baby. It was a sweet wife. But at that
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: time you could never name a sauce after a woman
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: unless it was a syrup.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, that was the only one.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Buttersworth, Jemima, those are the only exactly a great.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: Hill to be like one of those people on a syrup.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: To have your body to a maple syrup, No, it
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: would have to be your whole body head to toe.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: But yours would be like you know how the butter
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: goes out. Yours would be like slim and then like
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: out in the middle like a spade.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: I think that would be hilarious.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to get a novelty sass bottle of Buttersworth.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fully proportional.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: I'd rather be on a butter container like a native
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: American Lando Lakes.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: I can't believe it's not butter. You ever have that?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Of course, American Indian guy.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: No spray butter. I don't even know what they were
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: putting in that.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: No, it had bug repellent in it.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: Whatever it was was the most delicious thing created. Yeah,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: I used to take it out of my grandma's refrigerator.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: Did you really? Oh?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Probably like three.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: That actually explained so much.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, when I saw your stepdad coming to lub it
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: up for him.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: You suck your step that stick.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: I don't even have a stepdad.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Well then, whose dick was anore?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: Ever since you wiped him from your memory?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: From your mouth the corners your stepdad?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, got you, motherfucker?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: How do you like that?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: I don't have a stepdad, so I guess not great.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: I knew him as Jim. He was just Jim. He
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: wasn't my step anything.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Just call him by his first name.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: My mom's boyfriend.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: I used to do some bad shit with the with
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: the spray butter. Look, my grandma used to always make
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: pancakes and I would get the pancakes and I would
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: just like, like, after breakfast is over, sneaking a couple
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: of pancakes later in the day, and I would take him,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: just just drench the thing, tripping, No, not like crazy.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: But you guys didn't finish the pancakes.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: Now, my grandma would make a lot of pancakes.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: And what what did she do? What was her plan?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: For them put him in the refrigerator.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, but that makes them worse, that makes them significantly.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: Well, we're not you're talking about the small pancakes, silver Dollar, Yeah,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: the small ones.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: But she sounds like she was failing to plant cakes.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: She was come again, she was failing to plant cakes,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: failing to plan cakes.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, she was. She didn't she was over making them.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: I think there was like a ton of leftover. But
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: we're not just going to get rid of pancakes just
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: to get rid.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Of pan It is fun to make them, but it's
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: hard to budget and know the exact right amount.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: She had it down pretty good. No, she didn't know
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: she had it down. And there was a lot of
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: people there because when I was younger, my grandparents lived
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: on the Cape Cod, like my mom is from Cape Cod,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: So we would go down there, and then my cousins
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: lived in Weirdly Well Met where that show takes place.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: That's why you like the show because it's reminds you
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: of how it.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: Was recommended to me. But that's where my cousins used
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: to live, and then we they would come down to
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: Cape Cod for the summer, and then we would drive
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: down from Massachusetts or from where I live, and we
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: would have pancakes, a lot of pancakes.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: Was this Okay? Did did she ever make the mouse
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: one with the big, big center circle and then the
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: two on the top.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: No, because it's not I hop it's my grandma's house.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: I don't think that they do that at iye hop
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: they definitely do. They must Right now, you said that
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: she allocated enough pancakes, but certainly she didn't if there
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: were many leftovers such that you could go into the
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: fridge throughout the day to continue picking up, well, I.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: Mean, you got to think who's going to be eating
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: pancakes later in the day, the child. It's not like
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: my parents are sneaking a couple of pancakes at three pm.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: Because they know that frigate refrigerated pancakes suck ass.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: They're really not that bad though.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: I guess if you just have a child's palate and
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: you just want to eat something handheld.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, throw a breakfast. I don't have a stepdad. Throw
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: a breakfast sausage.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: That's a different kind of batter. His stepdad was choky
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: baby batter. Pancakes not used to sausage.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: In between the pancakes.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Now you're talking a pig and picking a blanket, picking
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: a blanket. That was my I hop go to order.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: When I discovered a pig in a blanket existed, my
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: life in worldview exploded.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: I hop is garbage, garbage, garbage.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: But then it used to be used to like it
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: did not used to be like that. And do you
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: think that that's like it was always like that, you
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: just didn't notice when you were young, or it markedly
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: got worse.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: It definitely got worse. It's like it used to be
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: like you would go in and it would be like, oh,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: it's welcome, this is the this is the house of pancakes.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: Now you go in and you're like, this is this
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: is not a good house.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: Wednesdays a scary house in Cambridge. On Wednesdays, we used
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: to go out to UNO's Pizzeria because I think they
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: did karaoke on Wednesdays, so we'd get pretty banged up there.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: And then afterwards there was this bar in the in
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: the Charles Hotel, I think it was called Noir that
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: was open until one am, which was late in Boston. Yeah,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: that was as late as you could get. So we'd
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: always go there once UNO's closed at midnight for the
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: last forty five minutes to Noir and use our fakes
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: to get if we could. And then after Noir we
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: would go to I Hop of course, and you could
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: do anything. You could start a food fight and ie
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: hoop and they wouldn't even notice. Yeah, that's still like that.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: For sure.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: You could frisbee a ruty two dy freshman fruity at somebody.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, would happened. There'd be no recourse, No, because there's
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: a brawl happening next door. So like, you know, you want.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: To talk about sugar content, the fucking boisonberry syrup that's
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: sitting on every table out there, and if you pick
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: it up, it's like it looks like the fucking amber
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: that bugs are discovered in. Yeah, prehistoric time.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: It's hummingbird nectar.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I went to I used to go to that
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: I hoop right next to Patti's, the bar, you know
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: what I'm talking about, the one right on like first
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: ab or second Albs. Yeah, you know the bar Patties
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: the Irish that everyone goes to after the stand. Yes, Yeah,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: there's an eye hoop right there. I used to go there,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: and I remember I went in one night. It was
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: like five am when I went in, and I remember
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: there was a dude like laying down like a sleep
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: in the middle of the eye hoop and his friends
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: were like dragging him out. And then I got a
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: d M the next morning and he was like, sass,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: huge fan, I saw you at I hop last night.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: Not my best moment, but just figuring out. I was like, dude,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know how you could possibly remember that you
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: were laying down at I hop.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: That's the kind of shit that's like fine at ie hop.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: I think if you're laying down at I hop, you
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: can't have a recollection of anything that happened the night
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: prior or else. It's like, dude, why were you laying down?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: There's an I hop in Center City, Philly that has
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: an armed guard outside of it. A woman got who
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: the guard as a woman, a homeless guy spit on
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: her and she killed him.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's tough.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: What killed the guy?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: That's why you don't have armed guards that I.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the pancakes are not that valuable.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: Now, nothing is that valuable?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: And killed the guy? Am being insane?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Is that?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: That's I'm surprised I didn't hear more about that.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Some of the news is on the local news in Philadelphia.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: When did that happen, like within the last two months.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay, it's probably not ongoing investigation.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: No, I think it's pretty open and shut.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: Right down to business. Yeah, you can't.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: You can't have an arm guard.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: They had an arm guard. I went to Top Golf
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: at in uh in Minnesota and they had like seven
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: armed guards at Top Golf at Top Golf standing outside
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: with like the pistol in the over in the jack
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: in the bulletproof.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: They don't need the pistol in the vest. Put the
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: pistol on your fucking hip, dude, or that.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: I never mind my mom on the leg the ankle, Yeah.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to bend over that far start.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: I'd see right now I'm already bent over. Yeah. You
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: spend a lot of time sitting the guard. Oh wow,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, you didn't expect one.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: The whole point of the ankle gun is so that
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: when the bad guys pat you down for the meeting
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: with the boss, they don't catch the ankle.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: And you're dead just like that. Didn't even see it
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: coming because you're going, like, what's.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: You're keeping yours on? The inside of your ankle. Yeah, Oh,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: it would be on the outside of the ankle.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure the only talk problem. But oh, four
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: four guns per let, two guns per leg.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: One on each on the inside of the outside. Well,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: if that were the case, then I definitely would not
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: need the high tops of these shoes now, because then
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: there's ankle.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: Support exactly the gun.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: Two guns. Yeah, basically wearing an air cast made of steel.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: I have a I had an air sooft gun growing up,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: and I opened a cabinet at my parents house and
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: I found it and it's like I told them, I
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: was like, you got to get rid of this thing.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: Look at that opened just.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Like a real gun. Uh what.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: I opened up a cabin and it was just sitting there.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: I was like, why did the I colored the tip black?
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: When I was a kid because he wanted to look real.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: This was when Bo was distressing his jeans. Harry was
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: coloring the tips of aerosoft.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: Guns, almost coloring the tip of the aerosoft distressing your
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: airsoft gun. I'm trusting I'm not the only guy that
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: was doing that.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: No, No, totally. And you always see people like shot
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: on the news because of it. Yeah, in inner city neighborhoods. Yeah,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: what uh what what is an airsoft gun?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: Shoot? BB's just like a BB gun And yeah, but
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: they shoot like plastic, like displike, you know, good for
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: the environment bbes rather than just the metal ones.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: Oh yes, those plastic bbs are so much better for
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: the environment than the metal ones. They are.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: But also, I don't think it's like an issue. I
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: don't think there was, Like I don't think like things
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: were going poor in the world before the plastic BB
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: was invented, Like this is going to change everything. This
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: is going to change the total way that we go
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: about AIRSOFCE.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 5: It was the it was the the the iguana advocates
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: at PETA that said you need to change it to plastic.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: Imagine smoking in iguana with an.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: Airsoft getting Have you ever been shot with an airsoft gun? Yeah,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: it's not that bad. I can't even imagine what it
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: would feel like getting shot by a BB gun.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: It's way worse you think.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's metal versus plan it's a steel BB
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: versus plastic. Like I shoot, I used to shoot like cans.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: I have like a old ass BB gun, like my
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: grandfather gave it to me, it's like a it's like
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: a crank. It's like a big one. That thing you
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: could shoot like a can. It would go through both sides,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: went through. It would go through the whole thing and explode.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: The airsoft gun it wouldn't even go through the front,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: the one that I had. There are airsoft guns that
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: could shoot through like a fucking beer bottle.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: Do you guys remember in the I think it was
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: the first Jackass movie where they did the they hit
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: themselves with the riot control device.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: No, oh, like the bean bag guns.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: It was so much worse than that. It was something
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: that threw out I think rubber balls, but it was
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: a thousand of them, ten thousand. I don't know what
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: it might have been the bean bag one. No, it
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: wasn't it, because, uh, those are like supposed to be brutal.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, those are just like getting fucking hit with I
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  Speaker 4: don't even know. Yeah, at least a bullet just goes through.
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  Speaker 5: It always struck me that that stunt that they did
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  Speaker 5: was the worst thing that they did, probably because I
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  Speaker 5: remember that it was banmar Jera, Johnny Knoxville, and one
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  Speaker 5: other guy and they were so hurt after that, they
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  Speaker 5: couldn't move. Yeah, one of them was crying.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: The worst thing by far to me is when they
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  Speaker 1: put bungee cords on a porta potty with Steve O
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  Speaker 1: and launched it.
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  Speaker 5: And tipped it upside down.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it was just flying through the air,
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  Speaker 1: getting like other people's shitsmeared on. Yeah, just go just
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  Speaker 1: get a different job, like, just go work for the
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: post office at that point. But you really don't have to,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: like top yourself.
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  Speaker 4: No, yeah, got Should we wrap this up?
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  Speaker 5: Yep?
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  Speaker 4: Sure, Thank you guys for listening. We will see you
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  Speaker 4: next week. Cool Sas will be in Dallas, Texas next week.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Francis is sold out in Boston.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: You're sold out in Boston, yes, sir.
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  Speaker 4: Tickets at Harry's at website dot com for Dallas. Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh dal do I tell you Dalt too. She's sending
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  Speaker 4: me a controller.
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  Speaker 9: No, pretty huge, Thank you, goodbye.
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  Speaker 7: No one on.
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  Speaker 3: Steve still under ground. So I looked on.
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  Speaker 5: To you.
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  Speaker 3: Game around.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 7: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 7: one way.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: Change were drifting food for Was that.
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  Speaker 7: So?
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: So?
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 7: Then you need summon? No? I come alw I was
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 7: on it phoning love. I was on your phone long.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 7: I was on your phone in one way. I was
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 7: on your phone line.
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  Speaker 3: The strange.
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  Speaker 7: Don't say.
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  Speaker 3: I was falling one way see just a just stop
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  Speaker 3: the bay fastbal of call it just stop.
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