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WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS? | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:64 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back.
• 0:10
  Speaker 2: To another episode of Cheese Man with Duno and Jakarta.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: If we aren't in Splits Creek, it's because we have
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: to fill the stairs. Welcome back to the community world.
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: You guys got taken over by two brown guys, and
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: we're running through the Merritt Park tomorrow.
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so we're upstairs at the FMW set up
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: just because it's really hot downstairs where we film. But
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: we did order something. I think it comes in today.
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: It comes in today, yeah. Yeah, so hopefully we get
• 0:36
  Speaker 3: it today. But you ordered it to my house or
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: his house?
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: In my house, I think. So hopefully we get it today.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: My house is nice too, though. Your house is nice too? Yeah,
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: I never... Well, I don't think the pack where... Package
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: determines whose house is nicer. No, no, no. Oh, I guess.
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: I never get my shit stolen. Ever.
• 0:55
  Speaker 3: Actually, Raymundo gets his packages to my house.
• 0:58
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: You both are dating. No, but it was back when
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: he lived in the jungles. So, bro, every package he
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: got used to get robbed. Every single one. Who do
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: you think robbed it? Why do they call it the jungles?
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: Fake media world, my name is AD.
• 1:16
  Speaker 3: Ha, ha, ha.
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: I know RJ.
• 1:21
  Speaker 3: Do you know RJ? Actually, I felt so embarrassed.
• 1:25
  Speaker 5: One time I was drunk and I'm on La Cienega
• 1:27
  Speaker 5: going up, right?
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: And I think I'm with Raymundo. And I see RJ crossing.
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, bro.
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: I opened the window and I went, RJ! Dog, I
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: felt so fucking embarrassed right after, bro. Because I felt
• 1:40
  Speaker 3: like a bitch, fool.
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: Did he say something back?
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: He seemed, he went, and I think this was like, oh,
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: he knows me, you know? I would have been like, hey,
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: shout out to you. Oh, you're Juno's homie. I'm so
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: tired of that shit, bro.
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: What are you tired of? So tired of that shit, bro.
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: But I don't get what you're tired of.
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm my own man, too, you know? Yeah.
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: I think so, too.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, lately I've been, you know, branching off
• 2:06
  Speaker 3: a little bit, but... With what?
• 2:08
  Speaker 5: Well, becoming myself, you know? Yeah, no, no, you've always
• 2:11
  Speaker 5: been yourself. Yeah, I have, bro, and I'm never going
• 2:15
  Speaker 5: to change. I'm just not a person that changes.
• 2:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: Actually, that's Cap.
• 2:19
  Speaker 3: Because if you don't change, then you can't evolve. You
• 2:21
  Speaker 3: get me?
• 2:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: What level of Pokemon do you think you are? Well, first,
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: let's start with what Pokemon I am. I'm probably like a...
• 2:31
  Speaker 3: Watch your mouth, bitch. I'm probably like a.
• 2:38
  Speaker 3: Like a Charmeleon, second evolution, you know? I was thinking
• 2:42
  Speaker 3: more like.
• 2:42
  Speaker 5: And then I'll go Charizard probably in a year.
• 2:47
  Speaker 3: You get me or no? Once I move out, Charizard.
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: You said second? Yeah, Charmeleon, right? We can't see it here,
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: so you're putting it up. Oh, Char... You said Evolution? Yeah.
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: It goes Charmander, Charmeleon, and then Charizard.
• 3:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 3:06
  Speaker 3: Definitely got that fire ass.
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: That thick old shit.
• 3:12
  Speaker 3: You become a Charizard. That one was good.
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: You didn't like that one?
• 3:15
  Speaker 3: A little shaky.
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: A little shaky, really?
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: You look nothing like this, by the way. You know
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: what's crazy?
• 3:21
  Speaker 5: Do you think people in the Pokemon world, like, there
• 3:23
  Speaker 5: has to be some fool that fucks Pokemons.
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: You get me? If Bluefoot was part of the Pokemon world,
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: he would definitely let a Charizard lick his balls if
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: he had peanut butter on it.
• 3:32
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, if I had a Pokemon, it would
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: be Ditto. She could transform into anything, you know?
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: Who's the first person you're making Ditto transform into so
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: you could bone? Probably Nicki Minaj. Really? Yeah.
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: I remember when I was a kid searching up, like,
• 3:45
  Speaker 3: Nicki Minaj.
• 3:46
  Speaker 2: Essentially, you're fucking Dizzo. I done worse. Yeah? You have too, no?
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: Worse than Ditto? That food just looks like a nut stain.
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: I fucked some shit before where I went home after
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: and I was like, damn. Disappointed?
• 4:07
  Speaker 4: Life.
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  Speaker 3: Where has life gone? Where have we been with life? Realistically,
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: I feel like everyone has their own journey, bro. You
• 4:15
  Speaker 3: can't compare, bro. Yeah.
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 4:18
  Speaker 3: You can, bro.
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: Who do you think has one of the worst journeys
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: in our friend group? Probably....
• 4:26
  Speaker 3: Probably Dami.
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: Nah, Dami fucked bad ones.
• 4:30
  Speaker 3: He had a crazy ass crash. Remember that one?
• 4:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: We're talking about bitches we fuck. I didn't know we
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: were going based off like... Oh, shit. I'm so sorry.
• 4:37
  Speaker 3: This shit is alive. Jeez, what is wrong with you?
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, Beto. I've never seen him with one.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: You know what's crazy, fool? I do think there's certain
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: homies that... I don't think the homies are DL, but
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: I wonder if they only, like, do they wank it?
• 4:57
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? Like, there's homies that we don't
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: see with biddies.
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: Okay. Like, we know Andy gets biddies. We know you
• 5:04
  Speaker 2: get biddies. Dommy gets biddies. Peezy gets biddies. Denner gets biddies.
• 5:08
  Speaker 2: So who are you talking about?
• 5:09
  Speaker 3: But then there's homies like Beto, Marvin. I've seen Beto with... That.
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: We don't see. We've seen him with one. But other
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: than that, like, throughout NLA, do we see him with
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: the biddies? No, never. What if he's gay?
• 5:22
  Speaker 3: I don't think he's gay. Because he never made a
• 5:25
  Speaker 3: move on me. You know?
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: Well, if I was gay, I wouldn't make a move
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: on you either. Yeah, you would, bro.
• 5:30
  Speaker 3: I got a fat ass, bro.
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: So I'm trying to figure out who, like, for a
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: long time, I thought Andres was secretly gay until I
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: found out he was boning everybody's girls. And then I'm like, oh, shit.
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: I thought Andres was a saint. And then I found
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: out she was boning half the girls.
• 5:45
  Speaker 3: She was in the club shaking.
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  Speaker 6: Ass, bro.
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: And then I find, you know, there's just a lot
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: of people that I have questions about. But then there's
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: fools that I don't see, like, get cracking.
• 5:56
  Speaker 3: Just because you don't see them get cracking doesn't mean
• 5:57
  Speaker 3: they get no bitches.
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: I think there's a debate. No, by cracking, by cracking,
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: I don't mean, like, I'm seeing them literally put their
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: dick in a bitch. No, no, no, I know.
• 6:07
  Speaker 3: Like, when we at the club, they not knocking a hoe.
• 6:09
  Speaker 3: You just mean them with hoes, right?
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 6:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I'm not like that. No, but I
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: know you got bitties.
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: I know. But you....
• 6:18
  Speaker 3: I know when you take off, you go alone and kick.
• 6:22
  Speaker 2: It with a biddy.
• 6:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, before. Yeah, no, I would definitely do that.
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: But then these are foods I wake up with. These
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: are foods I wake up in my crib, and they
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: never left with a biddy. Like who? Say a name.
• 6:33
  Speaker 3: Well, that was you for a while. Beto, Fidel.
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: There you go, buddy.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: So do they get biddies? Are they in DMs?
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: Are they sliding in hoes?
• 6:43
  Speaker 5: That's a question for them. I would hope they... Man, bro,
• 6:46
  Speaker 5: I've seen Beathard try to get at a girl in
• 6:47
  Speaker 5: front of me. That should make me dumb uncomfortable.
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: What's up? No, that's not his face. He's not laying.
• 6:57
  Speaker 3: You can't lie on the homies. You can't also lie
• 6:59
  Speaker 3: on the homies. Actually, I've never seen him get at
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: a girl.
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: Well... No. No.
• 7:06
  Speaker 3: I've seen him trip. Yeah, but we're talking about that.
• 7:10
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about like.
• 7:12
  Speaker 2: On an everyday basis.
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: Like on an everyday basis.
• 7:18
  Speaker 4: And you didn't have to try too hard in Chicago, actually.
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. So what I'm saying is like at home.
• 7:24
  Speaker 3: Hold on, not to interrupt. There was a lot of effort, actually. Yeah,
• 7:27
  Speaker 3: it was like an hour and a half effort. But
• 7:29
  Speaker 3: at home, is he trying to knock shit?
• 7:31
  Speaker 4: I've never seen him like that.
• 7:33
  Speaker 3: Well, just because you don't see somebody with a girl
• 7:35
  Speaker 3: doesn't mean that they're not getting girls.
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: But he's always posting. And what he's posting is he's
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: at his crib drinking. Oh, that's also fitting, though.
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: Hey, man, different strokes for different folks, you know? I
• 7:47
  Speaker 3: just don't like how we're like.
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: Jakarta just started getting a bitch and he feels bad, like...
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: Don't fucking call her that, bro.
• 7:53
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? You know what I mean?
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 7:57
  Speaker 3: I think that's... Is that a problem in our friend group? Okay,
• 8:00
  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you like this.
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: Before we... Like, there's fools that get a lot of
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: bitties and then there's fools that get no bitties.
• 8:04
  Speaker 3: We don't have a medium. Or maybe I guess you
• 8:06
  Speaker 3: would be the medium. But not anymore. Now you get
• 8:10
  Speaker 3: the hoes. What? What's up with this guy today, dude?
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no. It's like yesterday how
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: you almost ruined DJ Brianna's relationship. Bro, what is wrong
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: with you, Jakarta? Bro, Jakarta is like, here's one thing
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: I hate about Jakarta. He'd be so quick to like,
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: even if we're talking about the past and we're letting
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: it be known that we're talking about the past, He
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: would be so quick to defend himself. Yesterday, the homie DJ.
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: The homie DJ just had a newborn. We're all meeting
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: the newborn, right? Shout out DJ and his beautiful family. DJs,
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: you know, like when girls get pregnant, they're usually kind
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: of MIA for a while. You know, like the postpartum,
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: they were like 40 days, right? They have to be
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: like in quarantine, Andrea, for like 40 days and stuff
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: like that. She just comes out. This is a quarantine? Yeah, no,
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: that's what it is. Quarantina. Yeah, quarantina. Quarantine.
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: After you have a kid, you have to be quarantined?
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: Well, because the kid can't get sick. You can't get sick.
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: They're breastfeeding. Oh, yeah, you can't take the kid out. Yeah,
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: they're breastfeeding and stuff like that.
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: When she comes out, right? It's been for a long time.
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: She comes out, fool.
• 9:14
  Speaker 3: They're sitting down.
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: This fool tells DJ, I remember that one time you
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: left Bri in the car and Duno was making fun
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: of you about it. And then immediately Bri goes, wrong bitch.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: What an idiot. No, no, no. But I remember that
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: day so vividly.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: It was her.
• 9:31
  Speaker 3: Jakarta, you literally.
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: You were there. You were there. You literally admitted time
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: after time that you don't have the best memory.
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: Selective. But this one I remember, bro. I remember this one.
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, why would you even bring it up?
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a cool story.
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Not if... Not if you know the... Okay, there's
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: girls you can tell old stories about. People won't give a...
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: You know Bree's crazy. I know, bro.
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: You know DJ's girl is crazy. I know, but it was.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: And you brought up an ex-bitch. It was her.
• 9:56
  Speaker 3: I'm not lying, bro.
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: It wasn't her, Jakarta. You were there. You have great memory.
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: Why are you lying?
• 10:00
  Speaker 3: Are you liking her I'm not lying don't put it
• 10:04
  Speaker 3: on me now and this is something you guys have
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: to do understand when you go a little up when
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: you get big your homies are going to leave you
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: your homies are going to talk shit about you they're
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: going to lie on your name even if it's someone
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: you have a podcast with realistically so just remember don't
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: trust nobody End of date, it was her. I promised
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: you on everything I loved, it was her. Because he
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: went inside, then you went. DJ's such a pussy. DJ's
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: such a pussy that he had.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: So pussy, bro. He immediately went. It wasn't her, bro.
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: It wasn't her.
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, why would you? What's wrong with this?
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: It's because Jakarta, we're at a place where we can't
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: be lying to our friends anymore. And it was the past.
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: So technically, she can't get mad. But he probably slept
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: on the couch last night because of you.
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: That's your best character. But Jakarta, you were wrong for that.
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: Knowing that she's one of the ones that's crazy.
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: I know. Okay. Okay.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 10:52
  Speaker 5: Shout out to homegirl Bree. But I promise you, bro,
• 10:56
  Speaker 5: and I put this on. I literally, I think I
• 10:58
  Speaker 5: put it on my mom yesterday. I stuck for the love.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: Stuck for the love.
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: I put this on Dami. It was her.
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: Seriously, it was her, bro. Bro, can you get the
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: fuck off your phone?
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: It wasn't her. Shut up, bitch. I already said something
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: for us. It wasn't her. Bro.
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: Do you think I go into situations and I'm like, hey,
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: let me make this worse?
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. Literally, yes. You'll get a high off it. Yeah,
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: I do too.
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: I do too. I do too. I really do. Everyone's chilling?
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: Let me fuck this shit up real quick.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do too. But I do think
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: that you need to admit that you put the homie
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: in a fucked up situation.
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't because it was her. The fact that
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: this one went, oh, no, bro, wasn't hurt immediately?
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: So pussy, by the way. He is pussy, though.
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, I would have died on that shit.
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: You're like that? No, no, no.
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: If you're like that, you don't have no kid.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: You're not even official, and you're like that. What do
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: you mean official?
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: Like, you haven't made your girl your girl. So the
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: fact that you'd be pussy on the podcast? No, yeah,
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: but it's coming, buddy. How are you going to ask?
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: I can't say it. You should watch the pod. It's
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: going to be a surprise, bro.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: Hey, talk about friends.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: Polly Market. What's the deal, your boy Duno Enchicado? Enchicado
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: Polly Market. I need to tell you about this new
• 12:12
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• 12:15
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• 12:17
  Speaker 2: in the game. You put some money in and your
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: team was doing well and you wanted to cash out.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: They locked the trade and take a huge fee. But
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: Polly Market is a prediction market. It's a stock exchange
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: for sports. Buying in and selling out on your terms.
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: It's your terms. No one else's terms is your terms.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: And nothing like having your own terms, fool.
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: No, that's the best.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. When your team goes down 20%, you
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: can buy in or sell it off for 40% when
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: they come back and double your money.
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: Double down, boy. I ain't never heard of that. I
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: ain't never heard of that. I ain't never heard of that.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: Because you ain't never been into trading like Polymarket.
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: P-O-L-Y-M-A-R-K-E-T. I was scared I was going to misspell it.
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: Because you're a little retarded.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: Retarded. You feel me?
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: I've tried them all. Polymarket is simply the best prediction market.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: We've tried FanDuel. We've tried the whatever the fuck. Honestly,
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: I don't really care about all this shit. But Polymarket.
• 13:01
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• 13:03
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• 13:05
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• 13:08
  Speaker 3: If you use our code.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: Jeez, man. Jeez, man.
• 13:11
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• 13:13
  Speaker 3: get $ 50. Come on.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: For his free money, dick. And like, people like Chicago.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Are you serious? Say it again. It's free money.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: Are you for real? Polymarket's offering free money? F-R-E-E space M-O-N-E-Y.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: What are we doing? Let's go.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: But we're there.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: We are there. We are there.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: I be forgetting sometimes.
• 13:38
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• 13:42
  Speaker 3: I've been to Atlanta and I didn't like it, so
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: I'm going with the Saints, baby. I'm going with the Saints, too.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where NBA and Wayne and them are from.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: Louisiana.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: Louisiana.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, the Buccaneers against the Cowboys.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: Fucking hate the Cowboys.
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm going Buccaneers.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: I hate Cowboys.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Especially DJ. Fuck that guy.
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: We got the Philadelphia Eagles going against the Jacksonville Jaguars.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: I'm going with the Jaguars. I'm actually going with the Eagles. Well,
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: fuck you, buddy. Yeah, shout out. Shout out Hertz.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Cleveland Brown and the Jets. Oh, Las Vegas. Oh, Raiders.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: The Las Vegas Raiders versus the New England Patriots.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going with the Raiders.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Raiders!
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: We're going to Raiders, man.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: We got the Cleveland Browns going against the New York Jets.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Let's go with the Jets. I like what they're doing
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: over there. I don't know.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: I like brown people. We're going with the Cleveland Browns, man.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: All right. We're out of here.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: Polly Market, we love you. Yesterday, we were hanging out.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: And every once in a while, we all get together
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: where there's multiple of our friends at once. And it's
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: a war. You know, you have to be on defense.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: But sometimes things get personal. And the homie Beto... Or
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: him and Britney always get really personal.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: I think we have a different relationship. They're really close
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: because what, Dennis is like a mentor or some shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: Dennis is a guidance counselor. Yeah, guidance counselor.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if we want to drink with Beto,
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: he has to ask Dennis for permission before he can come. Yes.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: So yesterday, we're trying to plan Jakarta's thing. One of
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: those things for Jakarta. He had 100K, congratulations to Jakarta.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: And.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: And I don't know why they start getting personal. And
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: I feel like when we're getting, I feel like if
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: I'm there, you can clown on me. But if it's
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: just us, you shouldn't be able to talk about anybody else.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: But Beto, Beto has betrayed our high school friend group
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: to be really good with Britney and Denner.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Can I ask one thing? What do you mean by
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: if it's only you two? Like, like, like, if me
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: and you are talking shit to each other, I'm not
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: allowed to talk shit to Andres because Andres isn't there
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: to defend himself.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: We do that.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: I do it all the time with you. We all
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: literally go, man, fuck Andres.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: He's a lame. We're out of the conversation.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: I get what you're saying. But is it roasting or
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: is it like real?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: But Andres is your homie too. Exactly. So Andres, you
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: can talk shit about Andres.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Exactly, yeah. By versa.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: So point is, Beto has betrayed our school, our high
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: school friend group. And just because Denner's his daddy and
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Brittany's his mommy. So he was allowing Brittany to shit on,
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: because Brittany and them, which I'm very grateful for, Brittany
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: and them talking. When the movie Klikak came out, something
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: came out. And, I mean, Brittany and them planned the
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: thing for me. I didn't know exactly who planned it,
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: but I was grateful for everybody. And when I was
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: giving the shout-outs in the end and they told me
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: it was Brittany and them, I gave a shout-out to
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Brittany and them. I was very grateful. Shout-out Brittany, shout-out
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Kareem and Emily. But Brittany threw a little jab at
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: my high school friend group, and Beto agreed with it.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: And that disappointed me on Beto. It disappointed me very much.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: And he's part of the high school friend group. Yeah,
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: because I would never let, I would never let, and
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: then they.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Started saying, oh, but I did this for you and
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I did this for you. He said that?
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Well, Beto did. Beto did.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: And I was very disappointed in that. I was very disappointed.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Because I would never let Andres talk shit about Maria.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, I understand.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Or vice versa. Yeah, exactly. And I was disappointed in Beto.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: So now, me and Beto are no longer friends.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Did you say bye to him when you left him?
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: No.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Man, that's not on business. He pulled me to the side. Who?
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, holler, holler. Go ahead, go ahead, brother. I was leaving.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I was saying bye. I was already tired. And I
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: was like, hey, bro, I'm going to leave.
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: He was like, hey, can I talk to you real quick?
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: He was like, I need to talk to you for
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: a second, bro. I was like, what happened? I don't know.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: So we're fat ass.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: He was like, he didn't say bye when he left.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck?
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: So with this bitch and I was like oh yeah
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: that's crazy I gotta go home bro I'm tired he
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: was like but you don't get me I was like
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: I don't know what happened I was like.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: I think that was actually hurt you know that you
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: didn't say maybe he was a little drunk too he
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: was drunk you know I'm.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Hurt too yeah but you're sober hurt you know When
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: you're drunk, Kurt, that shit hits you like a train, dad.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: No, but it's probably a wake-up call for Beto.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, what a dick.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: He tends to do that a lot. Yeah. Like, oh,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I did this for you. You're telling me, you're mad.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Remember?
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: He needs to learn a lesson. He just be like,
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: he be getting mad personal. And I'm just like, why
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: you do that? I hate when people do that shit.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: That's my biggest, that's my biggest fucking thing. Like, yesterday, like, yesterday,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: they were trying to shit on me in Jakarta. Like,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: and I was like, what? Really weird, by the way.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Really weird. Like, we're talking about certain shit, and I
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: was like, I was like, man, fuck you, foos.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: But I was disappointed on the.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Fact, because I hate, and I know we usually clown
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: on here, but I'm serious.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: I'm fucking putting my foot down.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I'm serious. And I told Beto, wow, you, because I
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: hold my high school friend group to a very high standard.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: You have people that have been with me since I
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: was a kid.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Since you were a kid, yeah.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: So hold them to a very high standard. To the
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: fact that Beto was taking somebody else's side. That you
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: just met? Essentially a couple years ago. It was very disappointing.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: So I'm disappointed in Beto.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Can I ask you one thing? And I'm not going
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: to invite him to your 100K party. He was tripping.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: He was tripping on that. I don't know if we're
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: going to have 100K because he was tripping.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because Beto was like, you're not grateful for us.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: But it don't come to nothing, bitch.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I'm mad. He was pressing the line, bro.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I'm very mad. Your card is right there. I'm like, yeah,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I'm right next to you.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, so what?
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: He knows it's coming. He's like, oh, it's because you're
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: not grateful. Beto just know I'm mad. You switched sides, pops.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: You're never supposed to do that.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: But I mean, I think they have a beautiful relationship. Him, Denner,
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: and Brittany.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Adoption would do that for you. It's kind of weird,
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: you know? It's like.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: You think Beto's going to be jealous of the baby
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: when the baby's born? I think so, bro. Yeah, for sure.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: You guys barely met him. Her, her, her. You barely
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: met her. Oh, my fault. She don't play Russia.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Yesterday, yesterday.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: You know what I've done for you? What the fuck?
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: He literally, all he says, he goes, Duno goes, believe
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: in Allah. And then Brittany goes... Well, that's not my God.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Like, bro, what the fuck? Like, bro, we're joking around, bro.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: By the way, this, this religious conversation in our friend
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: group is getting too serious.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: No, but they move the goalposts.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: They move the goalposts.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: They always move the goalposts. Always move the goalposts.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: The Christians that are mad in the, by the way,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I thought Johnny was going to get mad yesterday when
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: somebody said Jesus Christ on one, two, three.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: He said that.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was him. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: somebody else.
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think that's beautiful. Someone found God, you know,
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: I had a homie like that. He found God and
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: then stopped everything he was doing.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, I bet they got mad yesterday. I
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: was furious.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Hopefully you guys can get over that, you know? I
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: know you guys have a beautiful relationship. I need a
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: break for a couple days. I mean, he had a
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: break for a year, so.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: I do think Beto was probably just drunk. He was
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: in his feelings. Everyone was happy. And then you guys
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: started arguing about a personal shit.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Maybe you guys. Kind of being ungrateful is fucked up, though.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: You're grateful, bro. Who's the reason I had 100K yesterday?
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Raise your hand, Nick. Raise your hand. There you go, bro. Bro,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: I'm forever grateful, bro. Yeah. But can I ask you,
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: if you and Brittany were drowning, do you think Beto
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: would save who?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Brittany.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Call him.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Because if not, then he's going to get mad at
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: him and he can't live without being mad at him.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Remember when Denner clowned him? No! He went up to me.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: He was like, see, see, see, I get on him too.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Beto was like, I can't believe you, bro.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: You know what he kept doing? He kept doing this.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: You don't got this. You don't got this. I was like, yeah,
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: but anyone can have that for $ 100. Beto be like,
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: none of.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: You was wearing that or something. Bitch, you went MIA
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: for a year.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Shut your fucking mouth.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: They were trying to get on Poet. I remember. That's
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: so hilarious. Our friend group's in shambles right now.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. I'm doing great. Christianity, gratefulness, our
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: podcast is all in shambles. Bro, bro, our podcast is
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: not in shambles.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. What I'm saying is that's the reason.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: They hate. They hate.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: They hate on us. They hate, bro.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: They hate, bro.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: I see how people touched you yesterday, fool. They were
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: hating on the pod, fool.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: What'd they say yesterday that made you feel like they were.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Hating, dog?
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: They were putting us down, fool. Like, oh, you guys
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: are stupid. I don't think they said that, but that's
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: how I felt. The way they were talking, it's like
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: they were demeaning us.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Like, this is my career, fool. Sorry that I'm successful.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to do.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: I try to be friends with some of my friends,
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: but when... You know, people are different when they're in groups.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Do you get me?
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: For example.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Andres? Yes.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: When me and Andres are alone, best friends in the world.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: That is true.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: When you come around, public enemy number one. For some reason.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: That's how I feel about them two together. Andres and Andres,
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: when they're alone.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Don't even fucking get me started on that. When they're alone,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: they like each other. Somehow we start working. Andres on
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: the phone crying. And Andres wants to run over people
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: and just kill himself. What is wrong with you guys?
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: I didn't do nothing.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing. I did nothing.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: How does the other one sound? Okay. I miss my kids.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: You're going home right now. Calm the fuck down. You
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: don't understand. You're not a mother. I know, fool. You know?
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: But she's not complaining when she goes to the raves
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: and stuff, huh?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: She's not complaining when she goes to the events, huh?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: When she's taking photos with the artists.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Life's good, papa. Life's good, papa. Well, yeah, because you
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: already have one from the previous one. Yeah. What's going on?
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: How was that Red Rocks for you?
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: That shit was tight as fuck, fool.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: You missed out.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I know. I really missed out. You would have hated, though,
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: a lot of walking.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Why do you guys think?
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm unobtainable to walk.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Bro, I can walk distances, fool.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: It's kind of weird. That's crazy. No, I just.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: That's pretty weird, no? Hold on. That's pretty weird.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: It's not the walking factor. There's a factor that... I
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: know you would hate that everything's literally like nowhere. Nothing's
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: close to anything. Like we're inside the venue, but everything
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: inside the.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Venue is far. Where do I need to go?
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: The green room and back. The food spa, the green room.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: We're watching.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: They're all far away.
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: The VIP section was far as fuck.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: How'd it feel? How'd it feel?
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Juno, Juno. Hold Juno. Let me get a picture. Juno, Juno.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: That felt good. Somebody called me a bodyguard.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, on Jeremy, he's carrying the hoes away.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Bro, when we hear her go to the mall, she's insane, bro.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Andrea be scaring the hell away so bad, bro. Everybody
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: should fucking know. Andrea is not my bitch. She's no one's...
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: She works for us.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: She's a great.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: When it comes to the DJ stuff... Well, actually, she's
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: my manager for the DJ stuff and she's my TM
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: for the DJ stuff and also for the comedy stuff.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Me and Andrea have no relationship or sexual relationship. I
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: actually find her really disgusting. When I see her, I
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: throw up sometimes. I had dreamed about her once before.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: In a very platonic dream. And I wanted to throw
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: up when I had the dream when I woke up.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Just because thinking of you in any other way than
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: the fact that you work for me makes me want
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: to fucking beat up.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Everybody that looks like me. But you knew her since
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: you were a kid.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: No?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: That's what makes her more disgusting. I used to make
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: out with her sister. She got a fucking mouth on her, too.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: A fucking mouth on her. Crybaby has a fucking mouth.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Working with women has taught you a lot.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: It's over.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: After this, it's over.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: And that's what Andrea says when she wants to quit.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: And the next day, I love you guys so much.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: I can't believe you guys are here. And I love
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: Andrea too, but sometimes I feel like, is it a
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: woman thing you think?
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, working with women in any field is hard. Because
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: emotions are definitely involved. At a high. They're at a high.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Think about it.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: And we're being transparent here. Okay, Andrew, I don't want
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: you to fucking leave today and say, is there an issue?
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Do I need to leave? Do I need to cry?
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: When men are in a certain space, it's just better.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: When it's just men. But when there's women, some emotions
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: are going to get involved.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: It's like being in a relationship. It's like hanging out
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: with the boys. Can you give me an example? Can
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: you give me an example when it was just men
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: and it went good? So when it's just the homies
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: hanging out, we could joke.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: And then when the hungers come around, they get personal
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: and then they start shitting on other girls.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: You get what I'm saying?
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean, were you talking about podcast or
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: you were just in general?
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Just in general. Okay.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Because, I mean, I love Andrea. I love her so much.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: She's my dog. I call her almost every day.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: But? She can be really mean. To you?
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Bruh. What does it mean to shit Andrea has ever
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: told you?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, um.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Why don't we say why you were gone last week, huh? Oh, Jared,
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: that's very wrong of you.
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: That was a long time ago, and you said something first.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: What'd I say? I can't remember. Let's watch the episode again.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: You said something, but I can't remember. Typical girl shit, bro.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Typical girl shit. I was going to say, I was
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: going to say, Zizzo, you think women, you think women,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: how much does money matter to you, Jakarta? And let's
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: just say without what you're doing. No, actually, let's speak reality.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: How much does money matter to you? You always think
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: make more. Okay, listen. No, no, listen. Let me finish this.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Let me finish this so you can give me full context.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: If.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Not to shit on your girl, but you make more
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: money than her. Yeah. Okay. You think she'll be with
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: you if it was the other way around and she
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: was in your position and you were in hers?
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: I don't think girls date down with me. Have you
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: ever seen a girl that dated down?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: No, so this was an argument I was having with
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: a certain somebody today.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, today?
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Where, yeah, today in the morning.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: A debate, not an argument, a debate.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I was saying that, so there was this video I
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: saw where this guy went up to girls and he
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: was like, hey, can you date somebody, somebody that makes
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: less money than me? Yeah. And all the girls responded no.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: No.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Every girl said no, no, no, no, no. And I
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: was like, I think that's fucked up. I think that's wrong.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: I think that society has... Bitches got stuck to thinking
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: that money is everything. And then I was saying, and
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: then I made an example. We talked about asserting somebody.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: And I was like, what do they do for work? Okay.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: And she was like, they're 29.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: They live in a certain situation. But like at home,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: essentially at home. They live with a parent or whatever. Okay.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: And I was like, if you met me and I,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: and I was like, and I was like, I would
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: be with that person. If, if, if I've dated a girl.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: That worked in the school and the school, um, world
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: and the field. Like she was like a teacher TA. Yeah.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: And she was living with her parents and I dated her. Yeah.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: And I just hit the wrong one. And I was like,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: but if I, if I was 29, they working in
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: that field and I live with my parents, would you
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: date me? And she said, no.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: And I think that's wrong.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: So, you know how you said society. Like, got bitches
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: gassed up?
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Mexicans, for example, the machismo shit, right?
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: The man's the provider. I can't speak for you because
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: I didn't grow up like that. Well, I mean, this
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: is a Mexican thing, though, huh? It's a Latino thing.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: You say Mexican like that.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: That.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Same shit, different cereal, you know?
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: So it's like. I was like, I was like, I
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: was like, it's only, I don't think only Mexican, but
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: it's like that with you guys really. It's worse. Yeah,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I know they can't even breathe around that shit.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I didn't meet my mom until I was
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: like 17.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Nah, but I mean, I feel like- Wow, mom, that's
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: how you look. They weren't talking about my mom, bro.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, you brought her up.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Watch your fucking mouth. That's my mom, bro. You be
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: nicer when you see her and you talk shit about
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: her on the pod. Watch your mouth, bro.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Fuck that, Terrence. Hey, bro.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Dude, what the fuck?
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Fuck your mom.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Hey.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I didn't even mean it. Me too,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: me too.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: That was weird.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Okay, okay.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: But don't do that again.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I know, I know. I feel uncomfortable.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Let's not talk about our moms anymore.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Me saying that.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: But your punk ass dad fucked that fool.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Nay.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to say fuck your father because he's deceased.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: But dude, you're reaching a line. Your dad's a punk
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: pussy fuck. Let it out.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: But your father's not around.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: So if my father's a punk pussy fuck, at least
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: that fool's here.
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Where's he the punk pussy fuck to? Probably scamming the mosque, huh?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's not talk about our parents anymore. Why do
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: we do stuff like this? I know.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Sometimes we get out of character. I feel like.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: It's such a weird dynamic that we have just because, bro,
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: not only are you like.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: What happens when you meet your mom at 17 and
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: you don't know how to act?
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: You're my mom?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: No, imagine.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: All right, back to the conversation. Back to the conversation.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: So look, which carnival? We have like six. The Shallow Woman.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: Shallow women oh yeah shallow women no girl is gonna
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: date beneath her just because i feel like overall who's
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: the provider at the end of the day right the
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: man right.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: But what if that was trying to figure it out dick.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Hey you're talking to me so i was trying to
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: figure it out for 10 years so i didn't do
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: shit you know what i'm saying.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: I barely figured it out okay but then this is
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: my conversation so then okay oh actually every girl that
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: i was with dated down because i was a broke
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: fuck and they all left you No, no, no, no.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: You didn't let me finish this.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: You know, you didn't let me finish this. Let me
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: finish this.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Well, your last one left you.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. Let me finish this.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Let me finish. Do you think a part of you
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: being lower than them is the reason they left you?
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: You think a little part of that.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Lower financially?
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Financially.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, for sure. And do you think that's right of them?
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, I do. You do?
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Imagine going on dates all the time. Okay, okay, okay.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: You're like, fuck, where are we going to go? I
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: got to pay for this again and again. I got
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: to pick this dumb ass up.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: He's big.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: He stinks.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: You know, like. Okay, okay. That's okay.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: Wait, wait.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. Okay, hold on.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Let me finish. Let me finish.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Fucking dwarf.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Let me finish. Okay, so now let's say your situation
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: was different.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: You had no job. I had a job. I quit,
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: and then I didn't have one for two years.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: But let's say you have a stable job, but you
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: just don't make more than her.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: And she still leaves you. Is that wrong? Yeah, I
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: think she's a bitch. Well, well... No. Actually, no. I
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: don't think so. You don't think so? No, no, not
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: at all.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Just because, bro, it's certain preference.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: But no, no, no. I don't think it's a preference thing.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I think it's... I think it's a society thing, fool, because... Okay,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: so this was my argument. Let me let you. Let
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: me tell you my argument, and then you go... My
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: argument was, I was raised in a household where my
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: mom's job.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Essentially, I.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Guess, to the world, right?
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: My mom's a housekeeper.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: My mom's amazing. She's a cleaner.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: She's a housekeeper.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: But she made more than my dad. Where are you
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: going to laugh at that? I'm going to say it
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: one more time. If you smirk, bitch.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. You can't cover your face.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: I heard a little.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay. Shut the fuck up on this real quick.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Jakarta, I'm going to say it one more time. If
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: you laugh, bitch.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: If you laugh, I'm going to go off on your mom.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: I fucking wish you would, bitch. So my mom's a housekeeper, maid, cleaner? Okay,
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: it's not a problem. My father was a housekeeper at
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: one point.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Truth. Dead ass.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: My dad was a janitor.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Why you got a bitch job?
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Well, now he's a manager.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: What was your dad's job, motherfucker?
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Talking shit about my father?
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: What was your father's fucking job, huh? He sold jeans. Where?
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: The ones where the dye stays on your shoes?
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Fuck out, my bitch.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: You talking shit about my father. He was an honest man, bro.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bitch. You know my dad, bitch. Fuck is you
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: laughing at? What about your father, homie?
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: The fuck your mom do? Actually, she didn't have a
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: job for a long time. Yeah?
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, housewife, I guess. The housewife? And then she got
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: a job.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Apartment wife.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: You never lived in a house and neither you dumb bitch.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know how you can make fun of somebody
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: when you're in the same situation.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? Why are you guys laughing? I'm not laughing.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: You literally live in the same situation.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: How are you making fun of me?
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: That's why I can make fun of you.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: But she's not a housewife, dick. Apartment wife.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Apartment wife.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Are you making fun of my fucking mom, bro?
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: You made fun of my dad. I didn't.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: You made fun of my dad.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: You did. Hey, bro, why are you laughing, fool?
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: All right, hold up.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: All right, chill the fuck out.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: No, fuck you, bro.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: That's my fucking mom, bro.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Watch your fucking mouth, bro. Hey, you laughed at my
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: mom because she was a housekeeper. How did I laugh
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: at my mom?
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: It's a fucking proof, bitch. You smirked.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Did you not smirk? Wallahi didn't smirk.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: So now people can't smile nowadays. So you see, when
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: you're at a certain level and you make enough money,
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: people can't smile around you.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: You're the boss or the boss. No one can do anything.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: All right, all right. Let's get back to being serious.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I love my fucking mom, bro. Don't talk shit about her.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: I love your mom, too.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Fuck you, meat.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: My mom made more money than my dad.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: But that doesn't mean my dad was a fucking CYC bitch.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: What'd I do? No. Bro, why? Oh, my God. Why'd
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: you go like this?
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: You went like this.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: You went like this. Like, oh, fuck.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: I'm going to hold it in. I had a cold sore.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: I was touching it. All right.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Three out of four people have herpes in their mouth.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I don't have none.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: A statistic you told us yesterday.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I had the thing. I went straight to defense.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I don't got none. I don't got none.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you. And other than the fact that
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: my dad was a drug.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Addict, bitch.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Bro, stop.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing nothing. Other than the fact that my
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: dad was a drug addict, my mom didn't look at
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: my dad and say our relationship is ruined because you
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: make less money than me.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: He was still a man.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: He still what he could and what he had.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: He provided.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: He gave it to her.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: But I think that's real love, true love. That's what
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: I'm saying.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: So what I'm saying is if money plays a part,
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: then it's not real love.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Nowadays, what is real love, fool? When was the last
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: time you were in love?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: It's been a while.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: You got me?
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I'm with you, Dick.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: I think me and you agree. Then why are we
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: always arguing?
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: No, we're not arguing. No, I think we're just having
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: a conversation, Dick. I'm not arguing with you.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: I feel like your mom was making more money than
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: your father.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: But that doesn't mean my dad was just broke with
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: no job.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that at some point the drugs took
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: him there. For a long time, my dad has his
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: really big ups and downs. Yeah.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: He was a stable drug addict, but it doesn't mean that.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Which, obviously, you deteriorate at some point when you're doing
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: something like meth, crystal meth. But what I'm saying is.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: What?
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: See, you're the stupid-ass fucking face that may want to
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: punch you in the fucking face. What did I do? But, buddy,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: that's my whole thing. That was the argument I was having.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: I was having that I think... I think it's an
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: issue in society that women will date down, but men would.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: I feel like that doesn't happen no more.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: And the fact that women, the main argument would be
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: dating down would mean, I'm thinking dating down is like,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think when I date somebody that makes less
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: money than me or she's a fucking teacher, assistant for
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: another school program, I don't think less of her. So
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: the fact that that's a thing, date down, I don't. No,
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: that was just mad specific. No, it wasn't specific. She
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: worked on a whole program and is now writing the
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: principles and shit.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Exactly, that's fine.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: And at the moment, she was making more money than me.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Was she? Yes, fool.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: With financial benefits, everything, 401Ks. That's all, fool. You didn't
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: feel less of a man? No.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Because you got that fucking third leg right there. No,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: you want to know why? Because she didn't make me.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: She never brought that up. And that's why she's in
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: a position to where she's in a very happy home. Mm-hmm.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Because she's held it down. And money doesn't thrive her relationship.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: That's why she's in a long-term love relationship. So the
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: argument I was having about with this person in the morning,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not saying that I get it
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: plays a factor, but the fact that that's one of
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: the main factors, yes. Would you date a bitch that works.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: At McDonald's right now? That bitch got an ass on her.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: I'm there. Nah, it's real shit, real shit, real shit.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Literally, as a man, there's, like, foos have, like, pretty, like,
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: you know? No, it's not low standards.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: It's just we're willing to develop.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: I'm willing to ride along, you know?
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: I'm with it, fool. I'm with it.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: I'm on some ride-or-die shit, fool. If this girl works
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: at McDonald's but she treats me very well, I should
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: be sucking her shit. Yeah, maybe, you know?
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: And you know she's working up to be fucking the
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: head of McDonald's.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Even if she doesn't want to be, I think I just.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie, I'm happy with a chef leader, dick.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I'll date a chef leader, fool. Like, bitch, you make
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: the schedule, there's no way. You think I wouldn't date
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: a chef leader? Go ahead and tell me why I wouldn't.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: This motherfucker said he wanted a day off because it's
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: his birthday. Go ahead.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Tell me why I wouldn't date a chef leader. You have.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: A chef leader.
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: I think you and I have had conversations About the
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: women that you like to date.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: And I definitely think it's hard to match your income. Like,
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: it's hard to find a woman that's going to make
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: the amount of income that you make.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Obviously, unless.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Can you hear her good on this?
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: Unless you find someone who's in the same space as you.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Comedian, content creator, whatever.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: I definitely think that you like for someone to be independent.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: I like that this person is working towards something. So
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: maybe I'm not saying you wouldn't date a shift leader,
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: but is this person going to school? Is being at
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: McDonald's the goal for the rest of their life? Like
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: those are the questions that you should be asking. Like
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: the job that they have now may not be where
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: they're going to end up in five years. Maybe this
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: is just like a short.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: For sure. That's what I'm saying. But I'm willing to
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: write that out. I'm willing. If right now you're in
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: a space to where you're, you're the fucking head chef
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: leader in your region.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: And.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: That's huge. And your region is huge. And at some point,
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: you're like, you know what? I want to go back
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: to school.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: I'm willing to ride that out.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: I'm willing to do that.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: Because you love her.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: No, just because... No, even if it's brand.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: New, I'm willing.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: But a woman, like, if a bitch meets me and
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I'm the shift leader at Puro Loco, the bitch might.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Not take me seriously off the bat.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Never, never, yeah.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: You see the problem here or no?
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: It depends on the kind of bitch that you're... searching for.
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: No no not searching if that's the case then if
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: you go to Pollo Loco and you ask how many
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: men have girlfriends like I'm sure there's multiple men who
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: are working at Pollo Loco and are.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: In a relationship go ahead go ahead by the way
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: let's say if the girl was a shift leader right
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: and I'm below her is that what the standpoint is
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: like I'm the what's below yeah Kashir I don't think
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: she'll take me serious just because she's like I'm your
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: boss fool at what age so we're.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Talking about a certain let's talk about our age right
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: now 26.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I could never date a girl that's on my level.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: I would never in my life.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, what do you mean? You would never date
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: a girl that.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes as much money as me?
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: It's that power shit, fool. I'm a man, fool. I
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: gotta be on top, pops.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Bro, I don't wanna.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Well, I can't date a girl that makes more money
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: than me. I don't think I'd be able to do that.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: I'd feel like a bitch.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: But that's a mentality thing.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I feel like if you're walking into.
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: A relationship with that like power shift or like I
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: make more or I do this.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: But that was the argument I was having in the
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: morning that I said, if I said, if I met
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: a girl at the age of 29 that worked, that
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: lived with her family, but she works at a school,
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: I would have the conversation.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: And I said, vice versa.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: You met me at 29 and I worked at a
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: school and the red flag was the fact that I
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: still live with my parents. There's a difference between men
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: and women at that point. I'm willing to deal with
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: a bitch that works at whatever, you know?
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: But it's also The factor is age too Cause I
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: At my age.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: I feel like I need to have more How old
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: are you?
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: Conversations 30 I'm gonna be.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Damn Fuck you guys Okay okay Andrea you're 30 Andrea
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: you're 30 You think that's old I know we've told
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: you But you gotta get it He's laughing at you
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Andrea He's laughing at you And I don't think that's
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: okay Go ahead Andrea You get to get a couple
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: jokes I'm.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Not making fun of her I'm not laughing at.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: You Chill out You have to put on Chapstick today
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: That was it And that was it Have you checked
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: your girl's schedule this week?
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: I can really say some shit, but it's cool.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: I'm going to hold off. By the way.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, no, okay, go ahead.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: No, no, you were asking me something. You said I'm
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: my age, what?
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: You're not old, by the way. I want to let
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: you know that. Do you think you're old? I don't
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: think I'm old.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: I just have responsibilities.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Young spirited.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: I have.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: 30 is young, fool.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: 30 is young, but I have two kids and I
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: have a lot of responsibilities.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: So you think that essentially puts you in a bracket of.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: It's either.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: But are you okay with... Let's just say... We're just
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: speaking hypothetically here. Are you okay for the next five years?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Not to be alone, but maybe date around and then
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: maybe at 35 you settle down or you need to
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: settle down now at 30 with two kids.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: I don't think I need to settle down now, no.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, then that's... I think that's a good mentality.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: You can't like... Here's the thing.
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: I don't want to say shop around, but you can't
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: just give up on dating because you're not finding the
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: right person or because there's certain things that you don't like.
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: There has to be different factors for different things. Like
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: I said, if the income is a factor, okay, this
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: person might be good at or he has goals and
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: he's working towards something.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: There has to be.
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: something more to it than just somebody who's if so
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: if if i'm talking to somebody in this person is
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: so comfortable at where they're at they're not trying to
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: move out they're not trying to grow in any kind
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: of way then i don't think.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: I would entertain it okay so would you date a
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: shift leader from mcdonald's.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: It depends are you going to school.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: If that was ambition he's not okay okay he's not
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: going to school but he's working to.
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: Become uh like an owner no no uh Right here,
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: a district manager.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: That's what he wants to do.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: I worked at McDonald's.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: A district manager makes bags.
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: And my friends, at the time that I started working with,
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: they're district managers now. And they're running, and that's all
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: they've done this entire time.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: And they make a bag? They're making money.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: How much are they making? They make their money. District
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: manager in Los Angeles. Go based on Los Angeles.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Put McDonald's.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: So he's a manager at a location.
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: If he's working to become a district manager, but he's
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: not going to school or not, doesn't want anything else,
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: but just wants to hire up, you're staying with him?
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Okay. Because he shows ambition.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: He shows ambition.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have a goal. There's a plan. You want
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: to grow within a company.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: I'm just a cashier.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I think I'm okay where I'm at. Nah, fuck that, bro.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: I'm cool where I'm at.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Bro, that was me, bro, and I fucking hated myself.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Like, people are so okay with it.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Damn. Oh, God.
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's not bad. And some girls won't think that's enough.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Or they just don't want the title because he works
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: at McDonald's. Because he works at McDonald's. That's the title.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: It's the knockout at McDonald's. Little do they know.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: I've dated bitches in all fields.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Car insurance.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: We know.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Therapist.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Bitches with degrees. No degrees.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: I've dated somebody that was an officer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: I'm a man with no judgment.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: But I think you will not be dating.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: I don't judge. You judge people the most. Are you
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: fucking serious? I'm not judging Andrea.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: What do you guys think? Do you think he's a
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: judgy person?
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: No.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not judgmental.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: You fool. You tell everybody that you switched up because
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: you got money, bitch. You're the type to judge, you
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: fucking idiot. I think you like to let people.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: Know your opinion. Like, you voice out your opinion.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think it's hard for me just because
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: I feel like I treat everybody that works for me
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: the same way I do.
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: I don't eat separate.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: I don't eat something different than what the team eats.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but we're also friends outside of work.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: No, I'm giving you an example and that would be
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: a version of... We're friends first, guys.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: That would be a version.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Of me being judgmental, like me thinking I'm better than somebody.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying you think you're better than people, but
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: what I'm saying is I think you're a judgy person.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: I'm a judgy person too.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: But judging how? It's because judging, judging, you have to
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: be specific about the judging.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Like, do I feel like some of my, like I
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: have homies that I feel like could do better for themselves. Okay, yeah.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Then I don't think that's bad.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: He's opinionated. Yeah, but that is judging in a sense too. Yeah,
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: you are. No, no, because I'm the type to be like.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: You're the type to help. I'm the type to help.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: I take it like a good judge. You're like Judge Judy.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Judge Judy. You know? You're like, hey, you can do
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: better in life and.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: I don't like the way you live. I think that
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: business is just so pretty nice. I'm nothing like that
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: dumb bitch. Swear.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Swear.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Just, dude, I think she was saying something about MAGA, yeah.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Could be wrong. Fuck the shit out of that bitch.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: But I get what you're saying.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: I get what you're saying.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: I want more. I want better for everybody. I think
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: your biggest problem is the way you talk to people.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: How?
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: You'll be giving me great advice while you're screaming at
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: me full-fledged at the top of your lungs.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Well, because you want to know why I do that
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: with you? Because you didn't learn when I was coming.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: You only get it when people scream at you. Bro,
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: the other day we were on the phone. What were
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: we on the phone about? We were on the phone
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: about what and you started screaming at me. You were like, Jakarta,
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: fucking figure it out. What was it?
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: Man, bro, fuck. I'm trying to think right now. I
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: know it was some stupid shit. It was something very
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: menial too. Oh, I think it was reposting something.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Jakarta didn't know how to report on his story asking
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: everybody on the phone how to fucking report on his story.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I know. I guess it kind of sounds
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: stupid as fuck. I guess sometimes I start conversations. I
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: just don't know where they're going sometimes.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. But, yeah, that was my whole
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: argument this morning.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: And it was intense, too, in the steam room.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Y'all screaming?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Y'all screaming?
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because we get into debates when it's cracking, fool.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: It's like very, very woman empowerment. I'm very like, that's cool.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: I love that. But you got to feel like I
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: was just, to me, I was like, I don't mind providing.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: I don't mind doing none of this. Yeah. Because. And
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: then her argument was like, well, you always talk about
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: you can't be with a bitch and don't do nothing.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, if a bitch is trying to figure
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: it out and she works at a very job, I
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: guess people will look down. But I think any job
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: is a good job. That was my argument with a
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: lot of friends that I have. And then I've said,
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: I'm very vocal about this. You are. I'm very vocal
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: about this. Why do you have a car you can't afford?
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: I'm very vocal about that. Live up to your standard.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: And I get it. And some people will be like,
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: You know how people be like, fuck it, I bought
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: an XO shirt so I could lose weight to fit
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: into that shirt? Yeah, I can have a way to
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: look at it. I'm going to buy an expensive car
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: and I'm going to make me work harder. Yes, but
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: that doesn't always mean that. But going into debt isn't
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: a good thing. Like, I have homies that shit around
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: and have time to go to the bar and shit,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: but don't have a stable, regular day job.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: And I think that's an issue, fool. I think that's
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: a big problem.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I'm like, but I'm not judging them.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: But I know they could be just so much more.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: I think you just want your homies to be better.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: And I'm like that with everybody. Yeah. And I'm like
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: that with everybody. Everybody's work hustle. Everybody's work ethic. You
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying?
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: I feel like you just love your homies so much.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: You want them to do better in their life.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: In their life. They don't have to be better than
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: anything else.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Whether it affects you or not, you want them to
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: be better. A hundred percent.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: I just think sometimes. There's nothing like seeing a fool
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: get it.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: For him and his. Yeah, facts, facts, facts.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: And I mean that with, like, anything.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Like, I have some homies, like... And especially, like, my
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: younger homies, like... They all have good jobs right now.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: And shout out them. Yeah.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: But at some point, they thought... I was like.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: I was like, how come your fools don't work at.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: A fast food for right now? Oh, I don't want
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: to do that shit. Oh, I'm too good for it.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: What? Bitch. Would you rather be broke? You don't got
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: no money, bitch.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: You get what I'm saying, bro?
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: That's my argument.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: You don't got no money to be.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, what do we say? Beggars can't be choosers.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Beggars can't be choosers.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Like... Like, I told my mom, how come you wasn't
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: applied to be cashier at a McDonald's or something? Nah.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Work at Cream Barbecue, you know?
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Some of those places are brand new.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: You'd rather be broke than letting your ego get some money.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Man, I was doing three hours. Man, I remember I
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: used to be kicking it out the block, and they'll
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: call me, hey, you want to do four hours, just
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: close up and clean? I'm on my way, bitch. Give
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: me those $ 80, $ 100. Do you think those people that—
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like 50, fool. Give me quarters. In high school,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: when I saw weed, bitch, give me the cord. The
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: price will bring me a bag of cord. Just give
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: me all that shit. Lavanderia going up this week.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Do you think that people that don't get jobs because
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: of their ego, do you think they're, like, getting, like,
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: giving money to them? Where they're like, I don't need
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: to make this?
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: What do you mean? What do you mean? Say it again.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, I don't have a job, but
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: I don't want to work at McDonald's. I think I'm
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: too good for McDonald's. But you can be okay with
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: not having a job? You got to be getting.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: No.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Someone has to be giving you money or something.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: It's a society. No.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: It's easy money. Because this is me. This is just me.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not knocking it. But if you give me an
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: option to do.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Don't want to say that because then it might sound
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: But okay.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: If I don't have a job. Yeah. But.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: McDonald's is hiring.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: But I live with a family member that's holding it
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: down as much as it can.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Give me a little 20, 30... Maybe 40, 50 a week.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: But I could work at McDonald's, eight-hour shifts, and then
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: have my little five. I don't know how much McDonald's
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: workers make. I'm full. I work full. Even when I
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: was doing content, I worked at Puebloco. Yeah. So when
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: I reached $ 10, 000, $ 20, 000, I was working at Puebloco. It
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: took a while for me to take that leap. I
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: wasn't embarrassed of my job. I was doing skits at Puebloco.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: That's what it is.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: It's the ego. You were like, man, fuck all that shit.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: No, I like... Yeah, there's nothing like getting your own check,
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: getting your own money.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Bro, when you worked for it.
• 52:44
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: When you worked for it. I'm not going to lie.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: The first check I got when I worked at fucking.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: In the farmer's market. I worked like eight hours. This
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: would give me like a, like I worked two shifts.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: This would give me $ 200, but that shit felt great, bro.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: I was like, damn, I earned it. You know what
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: I'm saying?
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: But there's some people that are okay because their ego,
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: they don't want people to think that. And especially now
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: for you, like food, I'm going to be honest, food
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: in high school, I'm going to tell you like this,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: food in high school, when I was in high school,
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: there was only certain foods that were J's that maybe
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: have two parent household or J's. But a lot of
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: those kids that come from Mexican-American immigrant families, my mom
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: didn't have.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: I think I had two pairs of shoes, maybe three
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: in my senior year.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: You think your mom's going to waste her whole check
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: she has to provide for the family just so you
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: can get some fucking J's?
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: No, I wasn't. I'm going to be honest. Like, yeah, no,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: there wasn't. But now the internet will make it to
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: where if you don't have. Well, I think even. Oh,
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: if you don't have J's. I think now it might
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: be cheaper because looking bum is a trend. Like, but imagine, like, imagine, like,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: the little kid, fool, that, like, I mean, fool, we
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: know how much Asali is. Shout out Asali. Yeah, shout
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: out Asali.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: That shit's expensive.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: But, fool, it's expensive, way. You see me, the kid
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: in high school, I'm like, damn, fool, you.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Dog, going to Fairfax.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Even now, I ain't gonna lie. Even now, I'm a
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: cheap ass fool. My shorts are from Target, boy. I
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: ain't gonna lie.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Bro, going to Fairfax. I buy socks from WSS, way.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: You mean for the mind socks that were bought from WSS?
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: Look how mine look. No, but these are Nike.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: It's because the size you get. Yeah, I think you
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: get the wrong size.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Bitch, you got to admit that you have a size
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: 20 feet. It's because it's hard to find the XL ones.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: So I just get the large ones. But yeah, I
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: think that's a fucked up way to look at life.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: But I mean, I'm not saying that there isn't women
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: out there that hold it down. And I'm not knocking
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: for a woman wanting more for herself. I'm not knocking that.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: I just think that the fact that you're not willing
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: to let a fool grow. And obviously, yeah, if that
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: fool's 50 with his mom, then you know. But give
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: a fool a chance. Who knows? You might be that
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: step that takes him to the next level.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but no disrespect. I'm going to be honest. A
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: girl doesn't need to do that.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you might.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: You ought to love that person to go ahead and
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: No, but for sure. But everybody works different. For example,
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: I'm going to give you an example. Me as a
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: big dude, if my bitch is bad at the gym,
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: I want to look good too.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: So I'll focus. But I want it for myself 200%.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: But, you know, it's one of those things. I don't know.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: I just think when it comes to somebody making, like,
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: a decent amount of money, and that's that you're stable.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: But I think it's all about ambition as well. Like, bro,
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: if I'm okay with just being right here now, I'm cool.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: I think I'm okay. This is going to be me
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: the rest of my life. What girl's going to want
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: to be with a person that doesn't want to evolve?
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: You get what I'm saying?
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: No one's going to want to be with somebody that
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: doesn't want to evolve.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Do you feel obligated to pay for everything at the moment?
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Obligated?
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: No.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: I just do it.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: But do you feel like an obligation? Like I have to?
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: I'm the man, bro. Okay. I talked about this with
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: my girl cousin too before and she was just like,
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: I remember I asked my mom and my girl cousin
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: asked her and then I said, so like, you guys
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: got to always pay for dates? And my mom looked
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: at me like I was a fucking idiot. She was like, yes.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: That's when I knew they got the whole game fucked up.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying? They got the whole game
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: fucked up. You want to be a feminist, women empowerment,
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: whatever it's like.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, did your cousin agree?
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Bro, you know who my cousin is?
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: Of course she fucking agreed. Women, men should pay for
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: all dates.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: Everything, bro. What do you think of German?
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: Well, if you're courting the woman, you know what I'm saying?
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: It's not like some bitch, you know? If you're going
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: to go out with her and make a real relationship, yeah.
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: I think at the beginning, at least.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Go ahead. You think yes?
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: I think if you're taking somebody serious, I think so.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: But there's nothing wrong with.
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: Because I've done that in the past where, say, we
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: go out to dinner and he pays for dinner. And then,
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: you know, we go and grab ice cream.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: Like, I want to pay for the ice cream. Like,
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: I want to.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Do you want to pay for the $ 7 ice cream
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: after this to spend $ 70 at Outback?
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: I want to. It's not about. It's not about the amount.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: It is about the amount.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: I think it is about the amount.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Can you take it downstairs?
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Because I have the money, too. Like, if I wanted to,
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: I could pay for the whole meal.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: I remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Question, question.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: But what I'm saying is, I think it's a form of, like,
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: you want to let me know that you want.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: To take care of me. Now, do I think. Girls nowadays,
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: that's the expectation. Like, they want to be taken to
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: Nobu for the first date.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: And they want expensive dinners and they want the expensive drinks.
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: And then, like, that's, you know, that's literally what they expect.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Especially dating somebody like you or Danny. Like, that's the expectation, right?
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Do I think it's wrong?
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: But.
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: That's why you have to, I personally feel like you
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: have to start a little simple when you go out
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: on dates to kind of gauge the person, to kind
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: of gauge.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: My boy's a demon over here. Nah, bro, we be
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: going on regularized dates.
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: No, but we had this conversation before and he's telling
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: me that these are.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: Places that I want to go eat at.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: These are places that I think are appetizing.
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: So I don't mind paying because I have someone to
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: go with to something that I want to try, which
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: that's fine.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: But do you think, but do you think, okay, that's fine, right?
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: But do you think now enough would take her to
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: the corner to get tacos? Is she going to be like, well,
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: why are we not at Noble?
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: No.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: That depends on the personality of the girl. You have to.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: You have to. It's all about personality.
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: If you get a bitch who just, she's over here
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: wearing all kinds of lavish shit and she wants to
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: live that life, of course she's going to be mad
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: when you take her to Avenue 26.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: She's going to be like, what the fuck?
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Avenue 26 is great. I don't know if she's just
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: there last night.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: I get what you're saying.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: It depends.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: Personality is a big thing.
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: And then my thing is, like, you can't complain about
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: this person now expecting all these things because you knew
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: the personality.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: Like, you knew who you were getting yourself into.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: But I don't. Yeah, I think it's just how you start, right?
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: Like, first day you're going to Nobu, second day you're
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: going to fucking Javier's, third day you're going to this.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Obviously it's going to be expected, I think, you know?
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: But if you start off small, bossing over those things,
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying? It's not too crazy. You
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: know what I'm saying? I see what you're saying. Do
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: some tacos, I'll play loco. You know what I'm saying?
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: I think if you like the person, the person will
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: just be okay just eating anything with you.
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Or spending anything Wait, wait, wait. Wait, so do you
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: think that men should pay for every date?
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: No.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: No? No, fuck no.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: I want to call my mom and ask her.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: This is a good question.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: You want to call your mother?
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Like, I've bought him tickets to do outing stuff. Like,
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: I've bought him movie tickets that considered me.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: Did you think less of a man of him? No.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: You bought him on Tuesday or.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Amma. Amma. Te tengo una pregunta para el podcast.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Pero tú como tú eres.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Como yo soy, no. Como yo soy es como... Fue 50-50.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: No tanto 50-50.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: Estaría bien si el hombre pagó un poco más.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: Pero a veces también.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: Uno sabe con quién sales. Sabes que el hombre casi
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: está ahí. O sea, está en una posición casi igual.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: Que la tuya.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: Y eso pues estaría bien. Pero hay veces que sabes.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Que el hombre está en un... Okay.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah okay mom love you thank you bye and that's
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: that was my whole argument my mom said my mom
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: said even if a man is in her the same
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: position as her she's not looking at less than a
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: man of him My mom said, if a man is
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: in the same position as me, I don't look at
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: him as messing with a man. The argument I was
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: having this morning is that women would think that that's
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: not okay.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: Men should be doing better 100%.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're asking your mom.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: You're talking to women in this day and age. They
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: want to be taken care of.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: I have friends who literally will only date men who
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: have this certain type of job, who drive a certain
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: type of car.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: Because that's what they're.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Hold up. I think that's something taught at home, though,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: because I think my sisters are the same way as
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: my mom. So I don't think it's women of age.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: I just think it's the reality of women. How you
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: were raised?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: And I think my mom played.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: A big part in teaching my sisters how to be
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: a loving woman. So that's why when I hear somebody
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: I'm talking to that has to be better than me,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: it throws me off just a little.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: But I don't even like the terminology of, like, better
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: than you. You get what I'm saying? That's the terminology
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: people would use. They have to be.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: And Mike Shambaugh was proven. My mom was like, it's
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: okay if we're the same. And my mom literally said,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: if they're a cool person and we're figuring it out, then.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: Because you love them.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: And then I asked her, do you think he's a
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: less than man?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: No. Yeah, but a lot of people, that's the argument.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: A lot of people factor in.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Shallow ass bitches. Literally.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Your homegirls that think that, are they single or are
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: they like, they got a man?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: They're hunting.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: They're hunting. They're going to continue to hunt, huh?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: Can I ask one thing?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Those girls that want a certain man like that, what
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: are their jobs?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because the man's supposed
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: to be doing better. Hold on. What are their jobs?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Just randomly. In general, random.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: Dental assistant. What?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: No disrespect, but like, bro. You're telling me you want
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: a food.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: That's a doctor?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 6: There's other people, like some other girls work at schools
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: and they're going to school.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: But a man's supposed to be doing way better. But
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: that doesn't... Well, that's my argument. But in this day
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: and age, feminism is such a huge thing. Women being
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: independent is such a huge thing. Yes or no? So
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: if you're going to put yourself on that level, why
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: does a man have to take care of everything?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: No, I'm with you. Don't look at me like I
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: was a papa.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: You get what I'm saying?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Papa, me and you. Correlation. Whatever. I don't know.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: That shit kind of pisses me the fuck off. I'm
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: just thinking about when I was broke, bro, and I really.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: Can you... I was going to say, I don't like
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: putting it on the phone. I was going to say,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: call her and ask her if you worked at a
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: certain job and she'd be with you.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: You don't think so?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, I think she would.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: I don't think she likes me for my job.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: Strixie hates my fucking job. What? I don't think she's
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: doing me for my... I don't think she's doing me
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: for my job. I don't think she's doing me for
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: my job, bro.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: Honestly, like, a lot of people just like the kind
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: of stuff that we do. In the dating world, like.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: In the dating scene. Have you ran into that issue?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: That you don't like what you do? No. Well, I
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: had one. What could you demand?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: But that one wasn't a fucking talking.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: It was like barely getting the feet wet. And they
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: would complain every time, like, nah, fuck that.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: I cut it off, but, no.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: Real nigga, this nigga, right?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna hear this.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: Phone's blown off. So, people have had an issue with
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: what you do? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we knew about that. Oh, that's a stupid question.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: They didn't like that you was outside?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: Shaking that ass.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: Breaking your whore with us or something?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, to a certain extent.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: I would hope not.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: Even friends, like, to a lot of friends, even girls,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: they think, like, we just like kick it and hang
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: out and party and that's it.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Well, there's no money. Yeah.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: A lot of them are kind of, I think, I
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: think people that don't like what we do.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: We all do.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: It's not, we don't just go and kick it. We
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: don't like, yes, that happens.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: Well, you don't contribute with anything.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: Just bring your happy self.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: Don't I fucking pay you, bro? How the fuck are
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: you talking to me?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: That's your problem, dick. No, I'm a man, bro.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: I can do whatever the fuck I want. Look at
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: you doing the Beto. I'm sorry to say that, but
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: she's being hella rude to me, dude. Okay, go ahead.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Go ahead. I get what you're saying, though.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: I had a friend one time. I was sick, and
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: she was like, oh, yeah, it's all that party you're doing.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, I asked myself this year, have I
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: gone to any concert that I willingly wanted to go
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: to or a.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Raid that I wanted to go to? Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? No, like, outside of work. Did I
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: fucking kidnap you?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: Outside of work. Outside of work. Outside of work.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: Didn't you go to, like, the Salvadorian Fest at Prisoner Square?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: I didn't. Oh.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't go to it.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Ah, fuck, you thought you almost had it there, huh, bitch?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: No, because you told me she.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: Was going to go.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: It wasn't a joke. Yeah, I was going to go
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: with you.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: I'd have been down.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: I just don't think people.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: There's certain people who don't really like.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: What it comes with.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: But I feel like some foods that don't like it,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: they're just haters because they're jealous. But my job is
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: cool as fuck, bro. All I do is talk show
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: my homie, bro. And we're both fucking like, and we're
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: literally both retarded. Like, I could totally understand why certain
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: foods probably be like, ah, this food is, job is
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: easy or whatever.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: Definitely, bro.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: My job is easier than the person that's doing construction.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: That's a fucking fact. But I don't want to say
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: my job is, like, easy.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: It's a different type of job. Because if it was,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: I think, like, my shit's easy. What about, I guarantee you,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Foozer can't be on the camera talking like this.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Find the method. Find the method.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Who are you talking about?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: No, no, I'm talking to Jakarta. I'm not talking about
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: nobody specific. I'm just saying in general, just everybody. It's hard, bro,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: being over here where your whole life's, like, outside, you know, like. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: I think it's a little, it's a little crazy, bro. Like,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: who's come up to me talking about, try.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: To do a bump? Like, what the fuck?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: It's hard work, huh?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: We're back, you guys. You cried out to take a shit? Bro,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: why do you hear all my business like that?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Did you not have to shit? Okay, you don't have
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: to tell the world, bro. So you've told people before
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: that you... Huh? Nah, I didn't.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: Ah.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, if I did like a full body workout the
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: other day, my legs hurt like crazy, dog.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: I remember one time I did lunges with my cousin.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: I did legs with my cousin Huff. No, my cousin
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: Huff be working out, you know.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Motherfuckers be saying anything around this bitch. How long ago
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: was that? Four years ago.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: Five, actually. You did lunges? No, no, no.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: We did leg workout. I was wobbling, dog. My cousin
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: works out, works out. Like, he's not a performative fool
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: like you, Andres.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: Are you going to go cheer for Andres at the
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: Long Beach Marathon this weekend?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. I'm actually going to have a sign.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: What is the sign going to say? A lot was
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: with you the whole time. Nah, it's going to be a...
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: It's going to be.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Alright, go ahead. You know, I let a lot of
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: shit pass.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Okay. Don't be distracted, bubba.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: It's going to be Westlake's Finest. And then I'm going
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: to have... Oh my God, we should all wear the
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: glasses with the nose and the mustache.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: And so this is going to be Andres' second marathon.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: He ran one when he was a kid, and he's
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: running one now as an adult. What gift should.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: We get him?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: But why do we need to get him a gift?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: A marathon, bitch? You know, there's only a certain amount
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: of percentage of people that run a marathon throughout their
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: whole life.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they give him a medal at the end.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: You're such an ungrateful bitch, and you want... How? So
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: is the party this weekend for you and him? No, bro.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: There's not going to be a party, bro.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: You don't want to split the party?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: No, I don't even want to party no more.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: It seems like everyone's like, you guys are making this
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: such a big thing.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: It's like, oh, is this going to happen?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: Who's making it a big thing?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: Bro, Beto was pissed yesterday. That should really fuck me up, bro.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: So should Andres, should we make Andres' thing part of
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: your thing or no?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: No, fuck no.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: Well, can I ask you, what do you want? You
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: don't know what you want? Are you expecting your boo
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: to be there?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Oh. She should. She should be. Are you expecting your boo?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: She asked me about it. That's not what we're saying, bitch.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: Are you expecting your boo to be there with a sign? Maybe.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: And if she's not there, are you cutting her off?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: No. Cutting off is crazy. What? Cutting off is crazy.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: I'm cutting off my bitch if she don't go to
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: my marathon. No, no, no, no.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: I think she's going to be at the marathon, but
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: holding a sign, I think it's kind of like. No,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: it doesn't have to be a lovely sign. Good job
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: on this.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: It's good enough. But, but, but, wait, wait.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: Are you expecting her to be there? And if she's
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: not there, are you.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Cutting her off?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: He really likes her. He's not cutting her off.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Nah, that's fucking crazy. I feel like she has to
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: be there, though.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dog. That's an accomplishment as an adult. Yeah, bro. I, I,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: me respectfully. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: That's bullshit.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: Me respectfully, me respectfully.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Jakarta should have cut her off the minute he sold
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: out his first show at the Nova.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: That's me respectfully though. That's an accomplishment.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: He'll never get that high again in his life.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: In a sense to where you just started a podcast
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: and you sold out a show.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: He should have cut her off. I didn't invite her.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't invite her. We're having a conversation and you're
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: taking it personal. No, no, no, I'm not.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: I'm just letting you know the circumstances were different because
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: I didn't invite her.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: If that was important to him, he should have voiced that.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I told her.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: But you told her what?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: I told her not to go.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: That's not on her.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: Should she not cut off Jakarta for that?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: It's fucked up. Like, why do you not want me there?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: I think it was just because it was like a
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: little too fresh.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, but there's millions of people who are strangers that
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: are going to be there too. It didn't have to be.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Apocalitos.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: No, I know, but this is my life.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: And you were big. No, but see, I didn't get
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: all defensive like you are. How am I getting defensive?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: But this is my life.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: I just felt like it was too much pressure if
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: I seen her there, bro.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: It's like, ugh, you know?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: It didn't have to be a thing. You could have.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: Just been like, yeah, you know. No, it wasn't. You
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: know what it was?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: He would have not been able to be himself with
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: the relationship we were doing.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: What? I think that's a fact, right? You would have
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: not been able to do the blind dating stuff?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess so. I mean, but it's all the
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: respectful thing. It's not like I was hurt or nothing.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: But, I mean, to be fair.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: Like, Danny's partners have been in the same room when he's, like,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: getting twerked on and groped and all kinds of stuff.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: This is when you lay down good.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: This is different strokes for different folks. So I think,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: knowing Andres, he cares about detail because he's a homosexual.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: I think Andres will be hurt if she doesn't show up.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: But he needs to say that. Well, I feel like
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: this is an important thing. You just expect her to
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: be there, right?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: I think the fact that your girl, your girl, the
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: fact that she didn't fight you on being there.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: She did. Oh. Oh, then you're a dick.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: You're a piece of shit. Oh, you're cool that way.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: It's just that I didn't want to talk about it,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: but it's okay.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, so she fought you about being there, and you
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: still said no? I think she said she wanted to go,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: and I was just like, man, it's really nothing.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: It's just a little show.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: It's nothing? It's crazy.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: It was just a regular show.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: And I think the fact, and this is my thing,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: I think the fact that you don't appreciate these moments
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: with important people around you because you're so stuck on partying,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: I think your parents should have been there. I think
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: that was a big accomplishment for your life. And I
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: think the fact that they've seen you at your lowest
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: and seen you at your highest, I think you didn't
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: give your parents an.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: Opportunity to come. I don't think you gave your opportunity.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: You were so quick to be like, they're going to
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: judge me, they're going to judge me, the people I'm around,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: the people I'm with. but you didn't let him judge
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: you on the fact that you sold out this many tickets.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: I think, I think you missed out on that, on
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: that accomplishment of your mom being back there, giving you
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: a hug, a kiss.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: I probably did, but I think it's more or less,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: I think it's comfortability on my part. Like I'm a
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: very worried guy. You know me, bro.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Like I'm very like, Oh, maybe I just don't want
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: this person here.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: Or like, you know, like, I don't know why.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Do you not regret not having your girl? Okay, let's
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: excuse your parents part just because I know how deep
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: they are in the religion part. So I can kiss you.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: But do you not knowing how far you've gone with
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: this girl? How far you're going? Are you kind of like, damn,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: maybe I should have had her there? 100%. So I
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: think Andres, he's seen a pretty decent future right now, right?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: You've been talking for how many months now, Andres? Maybe
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: a month, month and a half? Like two, maybe?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: Like two months?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: They hang out? You guys hang out? We're going to
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: go to the movies.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: They go to the movies?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, see? Dude, you don't tell me nothing.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: You want to know why?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: Because he's letting them marinate before we.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: Can have clown to talk to him.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you're stupid ass one day and you want
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: to tell the whole world and then we.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Get together on your ass.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know, bro. Okay, so listen. I think if
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: she doesn't go, it's going to fuck with him. So
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: I think she should go. I think it's mandatory she go.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: If there's too much.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: Talking, she has to be there.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: Even if he's not standing here, because let's say Andres
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: is like, hey, I don't want.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: To be too much on you.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: You don't want to be too pushy?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: Is that what it is? Yeah, she has to be there, fool.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: There's no way, dick. I think knowing her, like I
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: met her before, I think she'll just do it off
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: the rip.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: I think she's going to be there, too.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: I think she's going to be there with a big-ass sign. Honestly,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: she might just be over there with a fucking mannequin
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: of you, you know?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: But I think if she's not there, I think she's
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: just sucking her fucking mouth and leave her. I don't
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: think that. You should probably sock her in her mouth,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: but don't leave her.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Sock her? Yeah, bro.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she has to be there.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no way, Dick. She has to go. I
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: think she will be there.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: It's a marathon, fool. You want to put money on it?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: How many people you know?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? You want to bet on Pauly Market?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: It's not on Pauly Market. Make sure you use our
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: code down in the link below. Is she going to
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: come or not? Pauly Market?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: Pauly Market? I think she'll come. Bro, she's such a
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: cool person. She's a very nice person.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: A very thoughtful, deep, deep thoughtful person.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Okay. This weekend, if we have a, if we plan
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: a dinner for you and your girl don't come, are
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: you tripping? Bro, of course. She'll be there.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: If she's not there, then I'm bugging the fuck out.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: The fuck?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: You're like the most person, like not the most important.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: She's like the most important person in my life right now, bro. Like,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: if you and her were drowning, I'd let you fucking drown, bro.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: If you and my bitch were drowning, I'm saving you.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: We need to get to this bag, motherfucker. After the
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: two years, then you could drown, buddy. Nah, dude, that's crazy.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: What's crazy? She's the most important person in your life
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: right now? She's a very important person in my life.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: A very important... There we go. That's better.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: And the fact that all the homies met her before.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: Before you? Before me?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Because I'm not a crackhead. Maybe because of your fucking actions, bro.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: Maybe the way you talk to people.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: Maybe the way you carry yourself around other people and
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: you make everyone so uncomfortable.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: You literally damn near ruined the homie's relationship last night.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: But they're married and they have a kid. There's no
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: way I was going to ruin that shit. They're so
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: locked in, bro.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: Come on. And it was her in the car. It
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: wasn't her.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: Tomato, tomato. Come on, bro.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Like, who really gives a fuck, right?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: They're so locked in. Different stuff for different folks. But
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: they're so locked in. I feel like.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: When you're locked in as much as DJ and Bree,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: nothing can really bother you.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: You got me?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. Damn. Where I'll find the love
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: before Andrea.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: Fuck.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: Andrea, the fact that Jakarta beat you has a problem,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: but maybe it's you. Maybe. Maybe it's you, or maybe
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: it's A.A.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: Ron. Maybe it's A.A. Ron.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: It's okay.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: He's the love of my life. That's enough.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, shut the fuck up. Dude, he's six.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: Fucking pedophile? Stupid. It's kind of fucking weird, bro. All right,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: different jokes for different folks, I guess.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: Bro, you can't make BDM jokes about her and her
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: own son.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: You should be kicking it with Jared from Subway or what?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: You keep throwing that one out there. That one's just shaky.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Is it okay to text your ex happy birthday even
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: though You know they're in a relationship.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: That is not right.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: That's not right?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: Fuck no.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: I caught that bitch. And she answered.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: That is the type to be like, I was looking
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: at the sky. Kind of reminded me of our first date.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: How's your mom, by the way? Hope the family's good.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't text.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't text somebody. But if she texts you,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: you a joint. Yeah, just don't reply, bro. Yeah. If
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: somebody did me dirty and then they said happy birthday.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: Am I with a bitch or I'm not with.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: A bitch?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: You're with a bitch, but it's not like. You're with
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: a bitch. Where's the gift at? I don't know.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: I feel like this is just, I don't know. If
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: you guys broke off on a bad standpoint. Yeah, then
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: fuck that bitch for sure. Happy birthday, bitch.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: Fuck you.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: Like, it was just mutual.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, then I don't know.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: I feel like if it's mutual and you respect the person,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: you know she's with somebody, why would you tell her that?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: I'm so joined up that all my exes, I could hit.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: Them up right now, they all reply.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: That's how joined up I am.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: That's actually very true. They all join it up like that.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: All my exes love me.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: It's never my fault. It always theirs. These bitches ruin themselves. Now,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: why are you going through my phone for, bitch? We
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: could have been together, hoe. What happened to the trust?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: What happened to the trust, bitch? It was good till
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: you wanted to be Christopher Columbus, dumbass, huh? You wanted
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: to find something?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: You found it.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: Are you happy now? Stupid explorer-ass bitch. Like, they did
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: all that themselves. They wanted to get her. Yeah. They're like,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: why am I going to go to the ring knowing
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to fight a professional boxer? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: It's like you're going to fight Manny Pacquiao.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: You know what the fuck's going on. You're going to
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: get knocked the fuck out if you walk in the ring.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: Why do you want to walk in the ring?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: I promise you, if we get all my exes in
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: one room, they're going to say it's their fault.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: No? Fuck no. What if we get all your exes
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: in one room? They probably kill themselves after being with you. Literally.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Fucking hate all of them. Literally. Every bitch that I've
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: ever been with, I don't fuck with them.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: Is that because she's watching or is that because of
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: how you truly feel?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: In general. That's not how you truly feel.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: Running back five episodes where he was saying, Call her.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: I miss your sister.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: That was like 20 episodes ago. What a weird thing
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: you do.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: You're really scared of this girl you're with.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: No, it's not even that. It's just you're making up
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: lies and I think that's corny. You're a corny ass fool.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: It's because your other podcast, they're... They're drama-based podcasts. And
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: then this is what you try to do to me.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: You try to fuck me over right now.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: What about your other job? Yeah, that's all I have, actually.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: Sorry about that. Bro, it was just a joke.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry you got hurt, bro.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying anything personal, am I?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not saying anything personal either. You actually have one.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: You're a host. What do you mean? You're a host.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: You're just on break from tour right now. You're a host.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to lie, man.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: Tour's kind of fucking tough, bro. Why is it tough?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: Just looking at so many fucking people and it's like
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: you have to make them laugh, bro.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: And like I remember I made a joke and no
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: one laughed. Bro, that's just my lips.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. It's like a glare right there.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: No, it's just my lips.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't do nothing about it, bro. I think
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 5: I'm going to get them lasered.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: Your lips? What is that supposed to do?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: Bro, my shit's fucked up, bro. My shit looks like
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: a crackhead's lips.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: I suck your dick. Wait, wait, wait. What is the
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: laser going to do?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: Maybe change the pigmentation.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: For his lips? That's not dangerous?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: People do that. People laser their lips?
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: No, it's laser lip lightening, that one. The depigmentation.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: But I was talking about the dryness. I wasn't talking
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: about the pigmentation on your lips. I was like the glare.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: This has been like this for my whole life, bro.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: I'm honestly so sad, bro. Like I got tall, but
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: God made me fucking butt fuck ugly and like, but
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: I'm hella funny, you know?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: God didn't do that. Yeah, no, God did.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: Dude, chill the fuck out.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: I like how you can make God joke, but we
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: can't make a lot of jokes. Doesn't that logic mean
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: God in Arabic?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: It does. Then shut the fuck up then, bitch. Well,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: I actually have a mic, so I could speak my
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: opinion too.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know what?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: What other opinions do you have?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: Just let them all out. Let all your opinions out
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: right now. All of them.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, I think all Israelis should kill themselves.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: I think Bradley Martin should stop selling cocaine to children.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: Okay. I think.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 5: I think Playboi Carti's people should stop trying to stab
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: Lucky at events.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: Okay. I think.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I think they shouldn't have stopped King Green's
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: last fight when he got knocked out because I think
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: they stopped it too fast. What about world opinions? What
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: about personal opinions?
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: What about opinions about women?
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: I think if you're a feminist and you're like super pro-women,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 5: which isn't a bad thing, I don't think you should
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: let a man pay for you ever.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: If a woman hits a man first, then that fool
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: should knock her the fuck out. Okay.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: I think if a girl doesn't suck dick, she could
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: kill herself. And I think... Yeah, that's pretty much all
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: I saw.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: I think women should....
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: I think women should stop believing in horoscopes because I
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: think that shit's fake.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: Okay. I think....
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: I think that if you major in gender studies, you're
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 5: a bitch. I think if you listen to the song
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: We Are Charlie Kirk more than five times, you should
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: kill yourself.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about the they, them pronouns?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck. Bro, you can be whatever
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: the fuck you want as long as you're not bothering me.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 5: You can be a fucking cat if you want. I
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 5: could care less, bro.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: I think... Yeah, that's pretty much all.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: I don't have a lot of thoughts about women, realistically.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: I was saying just specifically. Yeah, no. That was about it.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: Do you have anything? Some of my opinions? Yeah. Go ahead. Shoot, bro.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: I think if you own a liquor store and I
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: go buy a drink and it's warm, I should have
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: it for free. Okay.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: Like in the fridge. I was really excited.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: I went to the liquor store the other day, fool,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: and I wanted a Coke Zero and that shit was hot.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: You mean yesterday?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: You see when I banged my head?
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: It's not about you or nothing. I'm talking about my issues.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: You're talking about Coke Zero being warm. Okay, your head's.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: Already fucked up, fool. So what, bitch? Sorry, go ahead, brother.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: I think we should normalize.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, bro.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: You know how there's like mutual combat in Texas? Texas
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: with men? What if like a bitch bumps into you
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: at the club and she's like, what's cracking?
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: What would it say?
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: What's cracking? And she's like, I need that outside. And
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: you gotta get down with this bitch. But the society
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: won't judge.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: Me for it. If she hits me first, I'm knocking shit.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: She didn't hit you first, but she's down to get
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: down with them. I'm not getting down with no random girl, bro,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: for no reason.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: It's just my opinion, dick. Mutual combat is all I'm saying.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, if she calls your fade?
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: I didn't judge none of your opinions.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: Like, if she calls your fade?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you should whoop the fuck out of her.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: Okay. That's just my opinion.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: Well, what did you do, though, for her to try
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: to fight you? We just bumped into each other at
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: the club. And she's ready to die about that shit?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: Fucking put two in her fucking mouth, fool. That's just
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: my opinion.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: I think if I think Mexicans should get one, two
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: hours at the 24-hour fitness for only Latinos. What do
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: you mean? I think Latinos should have 24 hours of
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: their own to play basketball. Because if we're at a
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: 24-hour fitness and there's black, white people and Asians there.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: It's unfair. It's unfair. It's unfair. So I think Latinos
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: should be able to have 24-hour fitness just for two,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: just for two hours.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: Where our center could be five, six.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: 5'9.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: But I think you guys are just going to end
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: up doing Zumba.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: You feel me? A little indoor soccer. Come on.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: I think that if you're ready to fight over your
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: soccer team, you need therapy.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, like the Sunday leagues?
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, no, no.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: I just mean if you're ready to die for Chivas, bro,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: calm the fuck down.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: I think if you go for Chivas, you should just
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: kill yourself.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no comment. I actually fuck with those people. Yeah, okay.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: Are you pussy about them? Kind of, I guess so, yeah.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: You're scared of Chivas?
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: The players?
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: Or, like, the fans? The fans.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those dudes are fucking crazy.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, what else?
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: I think that if you buy a seat at the
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: theater and someone's sitting in your seat, but it's still, like,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: a kind of empty theater, I think they should get
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 5: the fuck out your seat.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. i'm gonna have to disagree when we watched
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: obsession and then these three people were in our seats
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: and i was like oh these are our seats he
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: screamed at me there's a whole theater open bitch he
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: was he was like bro what are you doing i'm
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: sorry i obtained these seats these are my seats why
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: the fuck are you in my seat and you made
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: me feel stupid in front of these fucking weirdos that
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: were fucking stealing our seats.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: The seats make a big difference on the theater where
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: you're sitting. Yeah. Thank God we weren't sitting that close.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: He had a boner the whole time.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: I'm glad we had a seat between us.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: Do you guys enjoy watching movies with me?
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: Because all my friends tell me they don't.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: No, we don't.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: You fucking talk. Shut the fuck up. Did you not
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: see what just happened on the screen though? Bitch, talk
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: about it after. No, but it's not the same. Like,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: if something happens right there, I want to be like...
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: I'm going to talk it to him.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah?
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: Well, that way she's not going to come to your
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: marathon race.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: Like, bro, my homies told me that, like, my homie
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 5: Andy and them, they told me like, oh, bro, like,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: you're always talking during movies.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, I know, but.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: Did you guys not see what just happened?
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: You know? I feel like we need to talk about it. Yeah.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: I agree. I think... What else?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: I think if you bring a baby to a movie theater,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: you need to.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: If the baby starts crying in the movie theater, get
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: the fuck out.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: No, why are you bringing them?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: And I think there should be a plane strictly for
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: people flying with their kids. And dogs.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: Nah, the dogs aren't there.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: Fuck no. What do you mean, bitch? I had a
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: flight on the way.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: Dogs are allowed on planes?
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: That's why I didn't know that.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: There was dogs and.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: Cats in our plane. I was flying.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: I thought they put them underneath.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: That was super sweet.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 7: What type of dog was it? It was those little, like,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 7: Mexican white dogs just barking for like.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: An hour about to do the parking lot.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 6: Because the dog should be.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah That's wrong.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: That's wrong that I agree with but you're saying dog
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: like a quiet dog that's trained just sits under the
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: awful cookie right there Okay, then now you have to
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: be specific.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because the girl, she was crying.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: I respect a parent that, if the kid's crying in
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: the plane. No, what the fuck?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: If the parent, because we see it a lot. I mean,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: we travel a lot.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: When the parent's walking back and forth with their kid,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: I respect that the kid's distracted. But if a parent
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: sits there with their kid fucking crying, and their father
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: wants to deal with it?
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: Fuck you and that baby, you fucking bitch. I need
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: a refund.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I ain't going to lie, fool.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: I need a refund, dawg. And I think if your
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: kid's under three years old, the kid should be sitting
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: on your lap.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: It should not be taking space in the plane.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 5: I hate parents that are with their kids, and when
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 5: their kids are doing stupid shit, they just let them
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 5: do stupid shit.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: Do you get what I'm saying?
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, I definitely agree that some kids deserve to ask
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: for a picture in public. Let them be. Let them be.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: In public. Andrea doesn't hate her kids, and that's why
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: Aaron is really bad.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: He's not bad.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: He's bad as shit. You don't hate your kids?
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 4: He's not. He's funny. I do.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: I respect him. Just a chance. Yeah, you only hit
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: the girl.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: That's fucked up.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 6: No, I spanked them both. And I also, I get
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 6: mad at them. Like, yesterday, he wanted to sleep with me,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 6: and I said, no, you have to go sleep in
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 6: your bed. And he was crying about it, and he
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 6: fell asleep in his bed. And I didn't give in.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: That's the best sleep, fool. Crying, sleeping. Crying?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: As an adult, too.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: But I didn't spank them.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 6: Like, you know, like.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: Yo.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie, fool.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: One time, I was in the, I was, I was
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: by the Rouse, and some kid was going off on
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: his mom, and I was like, damn, that's crazy, fool.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: I wanted to pass by and smack the shit out
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: of him. I don't know how they could even let
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: it go to that point. You get what I'm saying?
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: Well, fool, because there's people that are scared of what
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: people think of them.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 6: Nah, not only that, but with this whole gentle parenting.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that starts behind closed doors. You get what
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: I'm saying?
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: If you allowed the disrespect behind closed doors, obviously this
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 5: was going to disrespect you at Ralph's.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: You get what I'm saying? Oh, I see what you're saying, yeah.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: So they have to whoop your ass.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck?
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: Get your shit whooped, dog.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: Immediately.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: You got your ass whooped, right?
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you did, right?
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: Boy, I was getting my shit fucked up.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: Coming straight to La Carota, huh? Crazy, bro.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was getting my shit whooped, dog, all the time.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: Because I was a horrible child, though.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: Wait, really? Yeah, because I thought you were when you...
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: I thought when you said dog, I thought you just
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: meant like.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 4: Dogs, but.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was a dog or something.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: By the way, I didn't know you couldn't be on
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: FaceTime on the plane.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: What do you mean? Tell me why this stupid dumb bitch,
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: when I was coming back from Austin to meet you
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: guys in the Bay, I'm on FaceTime, right? Shout out
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: to Maddie.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: Maddie's like, I'm going to scoop you up. I get
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 3: on FaceTime.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: She's like, sir, sir, you can't be on FaceTime. And
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: I was like. What's going to fuck up with the
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: radiation of the plane or whatever? And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: It could interfere with frequency.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's signals. There's no like.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: Talking to the, to the pilots or whatever.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's why I didn't know that. So she's
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: going off on me. And then, and then I'm like,
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, what happened?
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: And now he was telling me, like, I'm gonna pick
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: you up here.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 4: Here.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, cool. Tell me why she was like, sir.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: What race?
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 3: I'm going to have to tell the captain.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: What race? Tell the captain? Turn this whole bitch around.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: She didn't say that. She said that.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: She's going to tell the captain? What's the captain going
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: to do? Run the fucking fade, bitch.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: We could all die right now.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: Fuck her. I was confused. I was like, what do
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: you mean?
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that, though.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't know. You couldn't be.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: But by the way, you can't be mean to them people, though.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: No, you can't. No, no, no. I clicked. I clicked.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: When you're in the sky, bro, they're the fucking.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: I clicked. You know, certain places, like, you know, when
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: you go to certain homies' house, you know, one homie
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: got better wife than another homie. Nah, the plane, Southwest
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: got that joint. If you have a good one. If
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: you have the older Southwest planes, no Wi-Fi. But if
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: you got the newer joints, they Wi-Fi bussing. So I'm
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: in that bitch watching YouTube. I'm answering FaceTime. I didn't
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: know that was a thing until recently. You're on planes
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: like very frequent. YouTube, bitch.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: You ever jerked off in a plane?
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: No, like in the bathroom.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: Nah, I ain't that horny, fool.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 7: Hmm.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: I haven't.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: Nah, I have fucking hope now, bitch. No, no, I swear,
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: I swear. Bro, you know how comfortable that toilet is
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: for me in general, bro?
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: Like, just everything's... By the way, by the way, you know,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: Andrea booked our flights for this weekend to go to...
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: She put me in the middle seat. Like, I didn't
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: pay for this shit. I was inside the window. Yeah,
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: because I fucking made her sit in the middle. Oh,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: you said you were talking about when you guys went
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: to Denver. When I was on the way back, there was, like,
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: the seat next to us was the available seat.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm going to move
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: And I never moved. It was cold.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: You guys probably need a chaperone.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: It was cold.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 4: It was cold. A what?
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: A chaperone?
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: I should have said it way before when she said
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 5: it the first time. She said chaperone, but she said chaperone.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't say that.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: She didn't say that. She did, bro. You're hearing shit, dick.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: No, no, I swear.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: I didn't hear that.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, you guys are teamed up, huh?
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: After fucking Red Rocks, you guys are best friends now?
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: How was it going to a trip without me and
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: you guys had depo it?
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: Easiest shit ever.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: We got there.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: We slept. Went to the show. Had a great time.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: Went back home and slept.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, nice.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: By the way, Andres almost got the auto show canceled. How? Oh.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: Stupid dumb bitch.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: I didn't see it. He doesn't understand. So Andres saw
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: one of his favorite bands.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: Of all time.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: Great band.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: Arcanos.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: Arcanales. Arcanales. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, we're on Red Rocks.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: Andres is like, he's crying, by the way. Yeah, I've
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: seen the video.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 3: He's crying.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: He gets, you can't, when there's fire and stuff like
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: that on stage, you can't go a certain amount because
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: of the fire marshal. Andres was trying to get the
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: best photo of his career. The fire marshal freaks the
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: fuck out. Oh, yeah? I'm like, Andres, this fool could
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: shut down this whole event right now.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 7: I went to the side. And then I just took
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 7: the picture quick. And he's like, hey, you can't be there.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 7: I was like, oh, what happened?
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 2: I was like, my bad.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: And he was like, you can't be there.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: Move. And I was like, oh, shit.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: All right, my bad.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: He's like, you don't see the fucking.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: I pressed.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: Like a big.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 7: You know the tape?
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: But the tape wasn't even there. Like, I didn't see
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: it because I just walked straight. And then he was like,
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: the tape's right here. I was like, I didn't see it.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: And then the other guy that was with him comes
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: up to the side. He's like, hey, bro, I know
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: that shit's ripped off.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: My bad.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: You just got to be that strict. I was like, oh, yeah,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: it's understandable. And he's like, don't be.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 7: Tripping on that. I was like, I was talking to
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 7: the normal.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: They really have the power to just go.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they could close that shit down. Yeah, the fireworks
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: was fuck. Yeah, it's like a safety hazard. Damn.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: So realistically, if it went that bad, he could have
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 3: just been like done.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: Like, if I would have been a hard hit and
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: just continued, like, being there. What happens? Do the people
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: get their money back or?
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: Fucking no, fool.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine. Imagine DeOro's living out his dreams, setting
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: out Red Rocks, and he can count because Andres wanted
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: a photo.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: Damn, that falls on you.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: I would have to fire Andres.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 3: No questions. Nah, hell nah. Get a promotion, bro.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: You're stupid.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 5: Nah, yeah, you would be fired, bro. And I would
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 5: stop being your friend. Me and DeOro grew up together,
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 5: so it's a kind of different relationship we have.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we went to high school together. What high school
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: did you guys go.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: To? Belmont.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: And downtown LA? But the other group was Covina. Yeah, no,
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: we used a school bus.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: All right. All right. So we're going to do the
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: little segment. Andrea, you got this?
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 6: So we want to know how well you know your bestie.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 6: I'm going to start with the first question.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: Yesterday he said I wasn't his best friend.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: You just said you weren't an important thing in his life. Yeah.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: The girl that you met a week ago that gives
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: you headaches is more important than me. And if we
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: were Johnny, you would save her. Hashtag best headaches. Nah, nah, nah.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: Are you guys ready for this?
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: Are we ready for this?
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: Are we answering at the same time?
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 6: So I'm going to say favorite food and you both
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 6: have to go. So you're answering what his favorite food is?
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: Do we have to be specific or can I say
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: like Italian food?
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 4: Specific.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: Like dish? Yeah, favorite dish. Okay. Ready?
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: So am I saying his?
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: And you're saying mine?
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bitch. Okay.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: We're not saying yours, you fucking idiot. I'm not retarded, dumbass.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, favorite food.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: Din Tai Fung.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: I went there once, and I was with you.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: Chicken and rice. No.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: Pops. Pops. It's been seven months. We haven't ate shit
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: but chicken and rice, bro. What was it?
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: It's just Muslims are like people in the magic world.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: They can't say a pork, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: Like Voldemort.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: So he didn't want to say costillas because it's pork.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 4: Wait, I think I know. I know giocardos. Is it
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 4: the salt and pepper shrimp?
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: Yo, son. If that was a kid, then I would
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: have said fucking sardines from the tin can he fucking
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: eats every day.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: I don't eat sardines.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 2: I eat octopus. Tofu? This fat bitch has millions of
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: fucking favorite foods.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 3: All right, next question.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 4: At what age did you lose your virginity?
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, three, two, one. 26.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 4: 18.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: 17. Ah, fuck.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: 13?
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: You lost to Virginia at 13, no?
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: Next question.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 7: There you fucking go.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 4: Biggest pet peeve?
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: Wait, what's a pet peeve?
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 3: Like, what's his biggest pet peeve? Wait, no, what is
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: a pet peeve, though?
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: A pet peeve.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 6: Somebody who chews with their mouth open, that's your pet peeve.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 7: A minor habit, action, or situation that deeply irritates a
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 7: specific person even if it.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: Doesn't bother them. I got it. I got it.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: Ready? Three, two, one.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 4: Israelis.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: People being late. What was yours?
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: Israelis.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 2: Yours? People being late. Fuck yeah. Okay. Okay, go ahead.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: That was good, right? Israelis, yeah.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 4: What has been the longest relationship?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: Three, two, one. I don't think he's ever had a relationship.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 2: That was a weird question.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: Your answer? Fucking A?
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: In high school, yeah, I guess, yeah.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 4: Favorite TV show?
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I already know. Three, two, one. Sopranos.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 3: Big Bang Theory.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I could go. One last one. Oh, no, do
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: this one.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 4: If I ever went to jail for something, what would
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 4: it be?
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: All right, go ahead.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 4: Three, two, one.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: Checking off at a park. EDF.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: What, you guys don't check off at parks?
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: Where are you supposed to.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: Do it, I think?
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: Checking off at a park?
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 3: You sick bitch.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, I just did that shit yesterday.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 4: All right, ready?
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 3: One last look.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: Same time.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 4: Ready?
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: Favorite wanker spot. Three... Two, one. I'm not going to
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: burn the location. No, take it. I'm censoring it.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 2: No, leave that. Leave it. I'm going to blur.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: It.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: All right. Ready? Three, two, one. Yeah. A hundred percent.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 3: A thousand percent.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: That was so great.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: I never seen them offer them like that.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: They were fine.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 2: They were so bad. All right. Well, we're out of here,
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: you guys. This was a wild episode, I'd say.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: Sorry, mom.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: I always say sorry to my mom.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: You dissed her.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: I didn't diss her. I wish you didn't know English. Salaikum.