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OUTRO: Classic Mogey! · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Fan of the Hurdarky Picture podcast, make sure you check
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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate, Get a Fellows, Hello, get a Mogi, Get
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  Speaker 2: a Fellows.
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  Speaker 3: Told Bogie told Bogie back.
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  Speaker 4: So as soon as you came in a little Bogie's
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  Speaker 4: bad he grabbed a.
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  Speaker 3: Here he is massive fistful of chips. Now as soon
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  Speaker 3: as you walked in the door. Yeah, well you won't
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  Speaker 3: get sick because you talk two fistfuls before me. Your
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  Speaker 3: fat fuck wow, I had I had two chips.
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  Speaker 4: Sure you as opposed to the Mogi festival.
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  Speaker 3: What a day. It's been a fellows, We've been together
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  Speaker 3: for a long time. How are you doing? Key? Because
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  Speaker 3: you were in a herd of a mood this morning
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  Speaker 3: was Oh my god, that is not true. Old sleepy
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  Speaker 3: Joe Keezy they call him sleepy. I was because I
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  Speaker 3: got out of bed at four a m. I woke
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  Speaker 3: up at three thirty. Did you want to hear a
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  Speaker 3: cool story, Jase? Well, I was right in the middle
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  Speaker 3: of a thrilling story. Yeah, I know, but I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was on the way out to the old airport
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  Speaker 3: this morning, and the Uber Uber is like a taxi
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  Speaker 3: Jason taxi, but it's like Uber, which is like is
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  Speaker 3: that better or great or something? And he actually the
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  Speaker 3: Uber driver picked me up. He was already waiting because
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  Speaker 3: I pre booked it. You know, I haven't waited outside.
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  Speaker 3: You can't do that out your place, Chase, because weirdly
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  Speaker 3: he can't find the bat and all. They don't do it.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of those two things.
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  Speaker 4: Definitely, it's definitely not it's definitely not at mind.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. But when I came out, so we're at number
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  Speaker 3: four of our road, Okay, so that's cool story. That's
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  Speaker 3: the fourth one along. What number four on? That's the
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  Speaker 3: second one along because you have odds on one side
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  Speaker 3: and even's on the so very close to the end
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  Speaker 3: of the road. But when I came out, the guy
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  Speaker 3: had been out there, he was there early. But I
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  Speaker 3: came out and he was still wet. He hadn't turned
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  Speaker 3: around to go the opposite way, so I jumped in
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  Speaker 3: the cab and then he instead of just turning around,
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  Speaker 3: he just started driving the opposite direction to where we
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  Speaker 3: needed to be going. Yes, And I thought he was
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  Speaker 3: looking for a driveway, but we drove past about fifteen
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  Speaker 3: driveways and it was just on one. If I take
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  Speaker 3: into account the other side, there's thirty driveways. I said,
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  Speaker 3: where we off to? Man and he's like, what I said,
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  Speaker 3: where we off to? And he goes ah, and then
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  Speaker 3: he turned around. Where was he going? That's fucking annoying anyway,
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  Speaker 3: So it was an annoying start. But then I'm I'm
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  Speaker 3: listening to my podcast, which was actually of your show, Jase,
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  Speaker 3: The Big Show and key You're Wow. But at the
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  Speaker 3: end of it, Kezy is talking about when he's going
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  Speaker 3: to get picked up by his uber and he's like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to get picked up at six o'clock and
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  Speaker 3: You're like, that is early Jays. You say that, yes,
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  Speaker 3: the early early, Yeah, yeah, yeah, And Keysy is like, wow,
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  Speaker 3: it's an eight o'clock flight. So im going to get
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  Speaker 3: there at six thirty and have a little bit of
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  Speaker 3: a feed in that and play around on my phone
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  Speaker 3: and stuff. You do a big steamer, yes, I said,
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  Speaker 3: And and I was saying to myself, hang on min
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  Speaker 3: and I thought the floor was eight thirty, so I
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  Speaker 3: double check because I thought, shit, I'm going to be late,
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  Speaker 3: but I wasn't and he got there a bit early kezy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So I got there turn and a half hours early,
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  Speaker 5: and then my flight was delayed by two hours.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then eventually canceled. Is that right?
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  Speaker 4: Years It was eventually canceled. So I was fortunate that
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  Speaker 4: we didn't hang on and it was called before it
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  Speaker 4: was canceled.
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  Speaker 5: Because we were we were in the yeah, because we're
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  Speaker 5: not even supposed to be here today. We're supposed to
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  Speaker 5: be now some filming this thing for Bearing Pig. July
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  Speaker 5: and eight thirty was the flight. It was pushed backed
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  Speaker 5: about about five times eventually to ten thirty, and then
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  Speaker 5: we had to make the call as to whether we
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  Speaker 5: were stayed. Got on that flight and then flew home later.
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  Speaker 5: But at the last minute, I think one of the
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  Speaker 5: seats we're going to jump on was taken.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because we're going there and back in the same day.
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  Speaker 3: So you know, it's getting a bit cramp chase.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And the thing that made it really tough was Jason
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  Speaker 3: to Bringer his book oh my or his phone charger.
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  Speaker 3: But the good thing about it, he never mentioned that, well,
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  Speaker 3: he mentioned it once, Yeah, and then you two just
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  Speaker 3: crapped about it forever.
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  Speaker 4: Just on Uber drivers. You weren't here when I was
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  Speaker 4: talking about this Moggi. When I arrived that race based
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  Speaker 4: stuff my Uber driver, Oh my god, it did my
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  Speaker 4: head and had a snoz full of snot.
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  Speaker 3: And sort of like Moggi like, and he kept.
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  Speaker 4: Sniffing every three seconds and that's not an exaggeration, so
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  Speaker 4: it would be.
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  Speaker 3: Like, that's really good, good impression of it.
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  Speaker 4: All the way from when he put me up into
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  Speaker 4: the airport and I was buy they inn of it.
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  Speaker 3: I was I was doing my.
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  Speaker 4: Head that that would drive me out. I was going
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  Speaker 4: to be honest, It was doing my head. And after
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  Speaker 4: like two minutes, I was like, just blow your nose,
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  Speaker 4: dude or something. But it was also every minute sort
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  Speaker 4: of having a massive throaty flemmy hack and I was like, God,
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  Speaker 4: I hate my life at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: Were you feeling woozy after that? I was feeling a
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  Speaker 3: bit woozy. Headphones are good in that situation because in
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  Speaker 3: you that no, you don't bring your skull candy.
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  Speaker 4: What I'm going I'm going to from now, you should
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  Speaker 4: because amount of ship you guys spout it.
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  Speaker 3: When I got there, Oh my god, we barely see it. Jay, Well,
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  Speaker 3: you could barely keep your eyes open. I was so tired. Yeah, absolutely, though,
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  Speaker 3: why four o'clock that I couldn't.
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  Speaker 5: I just woke up, and you're so excited because I
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  Speaker 5: was excited to hang out with old Mogi. Yeah, and Nelson,
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  Speaker 5: we are raging probably, I mean it was when I
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  Speaker 5: first woke up. But three thirty I woke up and
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  Speaker 5: I was like, hopefully get it to sleep. Couldn't, couldn't,
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  Speaker 5: couldn't wide away. And then at four I was like,
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  Speaker 5: all right, I'm as well get up, have a shower,
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  Speaker 5: have a coffee, play PlayStation, and.
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  Speaker 3: Then I'll go on the Uber when it arrives at six.
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  Speaker 4: And the pre book hules as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, which is weird because you're a out West as well.
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  Speaker 5: Even I'm just off the motor. I'm like a normal
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  Speaker 5: accessible West. It's how too. But but when you're we
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  Speaker 5: were Pugs and I were talking about this. When you
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  Speaker 5: book an uber, they arrived like ten minutes early, right,
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  Speaker 5: and so Pugs felt compelled to hustle out of his
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  Speaker 5: house and hop twenty minutes early. He's saying, So he
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  Speaker 5: felt like he had to quickly grab his stuff and
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  Speaker 5: go out there because the.
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  Speaker 3: Guy was waiting.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that was quite funny.
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  Speaker 3: Whereas my guy he arrived at ten two and I
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  Speaker 3: just waited till six.
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  Speaker 4: That because old pugs Son.
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  Speaker 3: He was in a hoo of a mood.
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  Speaker 4: Too, because that guy came twenty minutes to el and
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  Speaker 4: he had to hustle.
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  Speaker 3: He forgot his bloody connies. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, nom
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  Speaker 3: puts it normally puts a fewel away on the way
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  Speaker 3: to the port.
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  Speaker 5: Well, to be honest when I because he go there
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  Speaker 5: before me and when I arrived he was checking in
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  Speaker 5: like chicken luggage and it was all kindies.
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  Speaker 1: The Whocky Big Show days from four on Radio Hurrachy
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  Speaker 1: They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Also another interesting fact I picked up while we're in
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  Speaker 4: the lounge there, Maggie did two steamers?
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  Speaker 3: Did two steamers? Is it? I?
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  Speaker 4: I do my steamer and then I'm done. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 4: sometimes you have like multiple steamers like too, But sometimes
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  Speaker 4: you've had more than that.
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  Speaker 3: I have. Yeah, how many times were my gas? Because
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  Speaker 3: I think they should be doing If you're a healthy
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  Speaker 3: person with en fiber in your diet, you should be
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  Speaker 3: doing two dump today. Now should they be half an
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  Speaker 3: hour apart? Probably not? Probably not. But I went in
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  Speaker 3: there and I went, I went, harsh browns, scrambled No,
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  Speaker 3: you can't scrambled eggs? What else? Did I have? Cup
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  Speaker 3: of coffee? Beautiful coffee? It was as well right now,
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  Speaker 3: I'm ready for a steamer? Yeah, I went, that would
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  Speaker 3: have been.
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  Speaker 4: The coffee, of course. And can I can I just.
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  Speaker 3: Take issues the show? Can I?
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  Speaker 4: Can I just take issue with don't you start fucking
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  Speaker 4: sniffing kesy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking keezy?
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  Speaker 4: Can I take issue with the labeling hash Browns for
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  Speaker 4: those little circle things?
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  Speaker 3: Delicious? The hash Browns? Then they don't see this is
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  Speaker 3: the guy who gets you couldn't wait to get in
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  Speaker 3: there and look at him. Yeah, and he'ss and you
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  Speaker 3: the only reason he's in this of us.
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  Speaker 4: Don't feel like they weren't a hash brown tip?
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  Speaker 3: What would you call them?
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  Speaker 4: Potato nuggets?
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  Speaker 3: Sure? Okay? Then just just do you think they're going
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  Speaker 3: to be gathered with being called that? Man, those those
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  Speaker 3: little potatoes.
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  Speaker 4: Probably if they knew it was coming from me, they
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  Speaker 4: would be Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It was quite funny. I came in Keysy because all
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  Speaker 3: you guys are on the live chat, not the live chat,
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  Speaker 3: but the WhatsApp in the morning and Hoidy j I
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  Speaker 3: think I just got out of bed and he was
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  Speaker 3: already in the uber a few minutes the driver on
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  Speaker 3: the chat. So that cheered me up straight away. I'm
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  Speaker 3: feeling good about my life when I see that. And
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  Speaker 3: then I get ready and then I go, and then
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  Speaker 3: I drive all the way in in there's a bit
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  Speaker 3: of traffic because I've left a bit later. And then
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  Speaker 3: I get in and then I'm walking up the stairs
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  Speaker 3: and I come in and then I see how my
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  Speaker 3: shot because I got my headphones on. I haven't heard
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  Speaker 3: him on sneaky het. Well, he's just tailing by. I
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  Speaker 3: mean I was like, shit, have you just got here?
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  Speaker 3: And he's like no, I've been waiting outside for twenty
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  Speaker 3: minutes because of course he needed me to swipe him in,
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  Speaker 3: which I had no idea about. So he's out there
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  Speaker 3: with the as he called them, the you might have
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  Speaker 3: to bleep this park. Somebody called them the fucking losers.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just say that's offensive, Jason.
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  Speaker 4: So he was wearing his headphones and I spotted him
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  Speaker 4: and he sort of whopped in a very fast clip.
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  Speaker 4: I must say, we need to go to a steamer.
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  Speaker 4: He's got forward to my coffee. Much longer legs than me,
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  Speaker 4: that's true. So I immediately ducked him behind him good
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  Speaker 4: a moogie moogie, nothing nothing so and he's got his
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  Speaker 4: headphones and he can't hear me, so I just tailed him.
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  Speaker 4: I slipped in his wake.
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  Speaker 3: What was interesting also when I came in there is
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  Speaker 3: that regional little thank you. There's an elevator there. You
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  Speaker 3: can walk along and you see the elevator and I
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  Speaker 3: see this big bastard there he is. He's a big
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  Speaker 3: bastard and he's getting into the left and I think
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  Speaker 3: to myself, he's too young to be come on, mate,
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  Speaker 3: what are you doing? He turns around. It was Brody Retallic,
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  Speaker 3: Brodie Retellic going up in the elevator. Couldn't be bothered
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  Speaker 3: walking up the stairs. It's it's funny how fast you
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  Speaker 3: go to see, doesn't it. It's funny after you've retired
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  Speaker 3: and he can't even be bothered walking up stairs, isn't he.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well you mentioned and when we were up there,
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  Speaker 4: and then actually I saw him and I thought the
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  Speaker 4: first thing I thought was.
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  Speaker 3: I could take him because he's lost.
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  Speaker 4: You remember Richada back in the day, he was a
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  Speaker 4: fierce beast, fierce beast.
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  Speaker 3: I think he's only six eight now, is he nice? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I saw him maketually looking at you. Yeah, yeah. I
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  Speaker 3: think he was thinking to himself, who's this piece of ship?
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  Speaker 4: He was going, who's that superstar with his pile of
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  Speaker 4: potato nuggets?
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  Speaker 3: Who's going? Who's this guy that had to get his
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  Speaker 3: mate to swipe him in? Who's this guy? And looks
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  Speaker 3: like he's clearly forgotten to bring his book. Just just
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  Speaker 3: on that.
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  Speaker 4: I've noticed a change in Kesy now that he's got
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  Speaker 4: a CHORW membership and I haven't.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's lording it over me a little bit. Well,
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  Speaker 3: the only reason he's doing that is because he is
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  Speaker 3: better than you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Hey, well look I didn't want to say. Look,
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to be that guy, but you're one
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  Speaker 5: hundred percent correct. Hey, listen to the Hucky Big Show
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  Speaker 5: fortill seven every week down Radiohodak.
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  Speaker 3: You're right or don't know when the zombie apocalypse comes
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  Speaker 3: there and you don't want to be without your Koru
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  Speaker 3: Lounge membership, can I put it that way? And your
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  Speaker 3: tato nuggies get on your pugs, get around pug Son
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  Speaker 3: by the way, m HM