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Ep. 149 No Grunting w/ Mikey Medina (Privychat 36) · Privycast

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  >> Mikey Medina: Like, I'm a roller.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
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  >> Mikey Medina: So, like, yes, sir.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You. You're a crumple.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Really? Tell me more.
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  Welcome back to Privy. Privy is a
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  podcast about bathrooms
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  recorded from my home bathroom. I'm
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  your host, Hunter Hoover, and I love
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  bathrooms. And I am joined this week
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  in home recording studio and
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  where I appear naked multiple times
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  a week, um, with none other than Mikey Medina.
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  Mikey, how are you?
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  >> Mikey Medina: I'm, uh, fantastic today. How are you?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm doing great. Um, so,
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  uh, one of the things that I always ask right at the top is
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  how does it feel being in here right now?
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  >> Mikey Medina: Just give me the vibe, you know? I'm not going to lie. I never thought
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  I would get, uh, Hunter in here trapped in his
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  own bathroom, but it makes me feel like I'm in a little powerful
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  position.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Mikey Medina: So, uh, kudos to me.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I guess I am at the mercy.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yes.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm literally trapped.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Uh, I've been through weirder things with my friends, so
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  this is no issue to me. We have our clothes on, so we're good.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep, yep. Everybody's fully clothed right now.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Um, right now.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep, yep. We will. We will remain fully clothed,
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  uh, at all times.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Thank you.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: People have asked for video, um, and I do have, like,
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  some video episodes, but I said, you don't want that,
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  like, because it is just me. Usually it
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  is just me on the toilet talking
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  for. Yeah.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Do you have your pants on?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I do, yeah, I have my pants on on every episode. There is
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  one episode where, um, I had to. I
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  had to stop recording, but I didn't
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  hit the stop. And so. And then I, like,
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  scooted everything out, turned around, peed,
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  and it got the whole, like, just, like,
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  pee stream sound. Uh, and then
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  I'm like. So that's like, in
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  a file somewhere. I have that. I also have my
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  friend. He, uh, was on, um, a couple years back,
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  and I have his wife in the background
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  gagging because she's changing their son's diaper.
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  And also I have a file on my computer that's called. It's
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  like Michael's, uh, wife gagging
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  sound. And it's just her you
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  can hear in the other room.
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  >> Mikey Medina: So you make a couple video episodes
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  and release them, and then you release a blooper,
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  and you've got two insta hits right there.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, something like that. Um, but,
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  Mikey, for the folks who, uh, I know
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  you a bit, we've known each other about a year or two now
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  going on to you. Um, but, Mikey, who
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  are you? You know, share as much or as little as
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  you want. But if you wanted people to know, like,
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  this is Mikey Medina.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Uh, so I'm a person that
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  should be taking semi seriously and semi non
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  seriously. I'm, um, always trying to be the happier
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  person in life and trying to bring joy into other people's.
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  I, uh, think about others a lot before doing things for
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  myself sometimes, you know, and sometimes that's not very good
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  on my end. But, you know, it is what it is.
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  Um, I'm actually a wrestling coach for a
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  Mac club here in, uh, Albany, where we're
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  at. And, uh, I get to coach
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  Hunter's son, so that's pretty cool. And I get to coach some other
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  great kids. And, uh, I
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  also. I work at the high school level too, and
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  I help coach them. Um,
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  I'm just an overall. Just pretty much I
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  like to be the guy where, yeah,
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  I do my thing, you know, I don't care what people think, and I just do my
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  thing. So to be in this bathroom, I won't care what
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  people have to complain about.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, you do have to get to a point where it's like,
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  yeah, it's a
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  bathroom podcast. Uh, there's a lot of
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  that. Um, you'll be
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  fine. I've found that people are on the show.
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  Uh, people like to ask them, like,
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  did he. What did he do to make this happen? And
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  it's like, mostly just a little bit of
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  persistence. And, uh, it's like,
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  hey, do you have a bathroom story? Uh, but,
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  no. And Mikey, you said you like to be the guy
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  that helps, uh, people out and
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  brings joy. And that's so evident, especially at the
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  high school. Um, especially with so many of the kids you work
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  with. Um, because you do work with a pretty
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  tough population of kids, but they.
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  And whether they'll admit it or not, there's some that are probably too cool for
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  school, but they love working
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  with you. Like, they really do. Um.
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  Um, I think even the ones that don't know how to express
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  that, they would express that if they could. Uh,
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  uh, so kudos to you and feel free to
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  tell people no, it's good for them.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, thank you. Uh, uh, I appreciate that. That is one thing I
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  need to learn is how to say no.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, no, but, Mikey, that's. It's. Yeah,
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  it's cool to see you work. And I wish. Yeah,
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  yeah, I wish a lot of things, but it is
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  cool to see you work. And it's cool to see you work with the wrestling kids. Not just
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  the little kids, but the older kids. Um, I love
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  it, especially because I just see like a window of it. But I like when you guys
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  kind of start, you know, wrestling around with each
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  other because I'm waiting for you to just send someone to Suplex
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  City. Just absolutely.
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  Like, I know you're probably not gonna do that because you don't want to.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Hurt him, but, you know, unfortunately, I can't do that to a
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  high schooler or a little kid. But there is
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  another co worker that once stepped into the
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  circle and, uh, bless, um, this man's
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  soul. I set him something flying and
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  he's, he's a good three
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  digits above me in weight. So that's.
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  I, Yeah, I sent him good. So that was, that was a fun
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  day.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Did he, did he not expect that?
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  >> Mikey Medina: Not the way that he went, no.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Really?
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. So he, he expected the loss.
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  Uh, and this was over the summer, so we were working
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  with. This was a football coach, actually. Oh,
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  yeah. And one of his kids told him to get
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  in there and he did. And we was doing some
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  sumo wrestling and he decided to push up against me
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  and his feet went over his head and he went, he
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  went backwards. And, uh, yeah, I came out on top
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  on that one.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's awesome.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, that's.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Were you guys doing, like real sumo? Like, not, I mean,
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  in that, like.
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  >> Mikey Medina: The style kind of just.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Kind of just kind of going for it.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. Basically we're supposed to, we more or less, we're
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  supposed to push each other out, but without. But, you know, I'm,
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  I'm only 155 pounds, 160. And for
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  him to be almost 100 pounds heavier than
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  me, that's big, significant weight advantage.
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  So I just went for the throw, used his momentum. Um, and yeah,
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  that was a lot of ooze that day.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Just let them fly. Um, that's
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  awesome. Have you ever, uh, in wrestling or
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  in coaching wrestling, have you ever seen like a bathroom
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  accident? Like either mid match or maybe
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  like.
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  >> Mikey Medina: I've had one.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, you.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. Yeah. So, um,
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  this was when I went to college. I didn't wrestle very long while I was
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  there, but I did have the opportunity to do that.
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  And over
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  the summer I actually went to go work for my grandmother.
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  And God, God bless this woman soul
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  Hispanic grandmother cooking with a lot of oils. I actually
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  gained 30 pounds over that summer and came back
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  at like 155. So first, ah, wrestling
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  tournament. I was trying to make 144, I
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  think, and, uh, me and another
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  teammate of mine, Aaron Runyon, Shout out if you ever watch
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  this or listen to this. Yeah, I'm Telling our story
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  here. Well, uh, we took some laxatives, we
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  walked all the way to Walmart in Portland and it was
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  about a mile and a half walk just to go get some laxatives
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  so we can make weight. And.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. I was like.
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  >> Mikey Medina: I was wrestling this kid and he put me in this one
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  move and splitting my legs apart and.
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  Well, I've never worn that singlet ever
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  since.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No way.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Oh yeah. Never. Never wore it,
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  never will. But yeah, that.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Just call the match at that.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Um, no, because it was like just enough to
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  where like I was good, but like
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  my underwear wasn't good.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: But you and your opponent knew what happened a little
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  bit.
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  >> Mikey Medina: I don't know if my opponent did, but I did. I felt it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, it was bad.
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  Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Wrestling. In my brain. Wrestling is like
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  the worst sport to have a bathroom emergency.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yes.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Cuz you're so.
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  >> Mikey Medina: I mean, it is kind of track, actually.
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  Yes. I. You gotta imagine sprinting
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  down for the last hundred meters. You turtle heading. You
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  know, been through that situation
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  where I finally made it to the bathroom. I actually needed to go
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  before the start of the race, which. The race was the
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  3000. Okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Mikey Medina: So that's at least 10
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  to 11 minutes of me having to take a deuce.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh my gosh.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. And then I actually forgot
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  all about it until I got home.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Really?
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, just.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's. I mean, that. That happens. Yeah.
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  I. My understanding is like people that run really
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  long distances, like marathons or even like cross country.
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  And I should ask your brother this.
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  Hm. Um. But they'll just poop their pants.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Some people.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, they're just like.
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  >> Mikey Medina: I've seen it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Really?
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, I was uh, watching State.
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  I think this was like 2017. There was a girl.
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  Uh, no. Yeah, there's a girl that wasn't
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  muddy at the course. And I can. I only know that because everybody
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  else wasn't muddy. But like.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: But there's mystery mud.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Like she had some mud just slung down her back and
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  she was the only girl, so. And it wasn't like on
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  her upper back, it was just.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Legs and below the mud pie. Yeah.
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  So I've seen it once. That's.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's a sight, dude. I.
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  But yeah, wrestling. So intimate. Because like, intimate might not be the.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Right word, but intimates the correct way.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I mean, you're. You're so in close that it's just.
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  And there's so much reaching and grabbing that I feel like
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  it. It's just. It's just a danger
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  zone for anything bathroom
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  related. Uh, even wet like, even if you just peed, it's
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  like.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Oh, yeah, yeah. Because, like, those singlets are only so
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  thin.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Mikey Medina: And, uh, well, I like a
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  lot of the younger kids. Sometimes they don't do the
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  12 pumps. So, um,
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  they'll get a little dribble, Drabble on their sink lit, and you can see
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  it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, that happens sometimes.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That and old guys. That's like an old guys thing because apparently,
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  like, there's a lot of dribble when you get older.
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  I don't know, not much wrestling, but, like, you'll see it. It'll be
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  like the old man dribble in the pants.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Huh.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Maybe I need to quit looking at the crotch.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Maybe that's.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's maybe what we've learned.
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  >> Mikey Medina: General consensus.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Well, I learned something today. Maybe pay less
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  attention to male genitalia.
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  Yeah. Yeah. Just really, any genitalia, I think is
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  probably good news. Good advice for
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  me. Um, so, Mikey, I have a
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  number of questions. Um, but I will say if you have
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  any bathroom stories, you can share them throughout
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  or you can share them up front or as we go. If
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  you have something that sparks your,
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  I, uh, guess, recollection, you can share. But do
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  you have any bathroom stories to open up
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  with?
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  >> Mikey Medina: Okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: So besides having a little poo during
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  wrestling. Yeah.
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  >> Mikey Medina: So I actually just got off the phone with my mom, um, because
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  I wanted to confirm this story. And
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  I don't know, I was about seven or six
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  already, uh, in bed. My mom says probably around
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  8:30, 9:00, something like that. And I was,
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  uh, sitting on the toilet, doing my thing, and all of a sudden
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  I just. I threw up all over the
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  ground. Oh, yeah? Yeah. And
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  so instantly the first thing I like,
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  you know, Cheaper by the Dozen was out. So,
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  like, that was a big movie that we watched. And
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  first thing that came out of my mouth was like, clean
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  up on aisle three. Clean up on
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  aisle three. And I just hear
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  pitter patter. Both my parents come into the bathroom and
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  they're like, oh. And, uh, oh, you know, they
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  cleaned it up for me and they were very,
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  very nice about it after, you know, they laughed at the whole
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  cleanup on aisle three thing.
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  What kid does that when they're sick? Obviously
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  me. Uh, yeah, And I just
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  went back to bed after that. But yeah, that's the.
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  When you told me to come up with a story for the podcast, that was the first thing I
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  thought of you.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Just. So wait, there
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  you were just like. Were you sick?
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  >> Mikey Medina: I have no idea.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Just went. Just threw up.
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  >> Mikey Medina: I Just, like, went to go take a poop and threw up on
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  the toilet. Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's crazy. That's wild.
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  >> Mikey Medina: I don't know if it stank. I don't. I don't know. Huh.
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  Huh. Yeah. It's kind of nuts, actually.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Huh. Huh. That's a mystery. I.
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  Yeah.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Oh, and I, like, have a terrible weak stomach.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, really?
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. Uh, yeah. So, like, any poop
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  in general or, like,
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  we work out of high school, so, like, if we go into the
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  bathrooms.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Mikey Medina: And it's stinky. It's, you know, I'm
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  a gag a bit.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Really?
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. So I can't pick up my dog's poop if he poops inside on
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  accident. Like, even the, like, little dog poop.
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  Uh, we can't do it. Really? Yeah. I
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  absolutely hate poop.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Is it. Is it just the poop smell or.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Is it, like, poop in general? I don't like the warmth. I don't
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  like. Yeah, yeah, it's weird.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm everything in my. I'm trying to just not, like,
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  describe it in full detail to just. But I won't do
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  that.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Please. No, please do. That's what I care for.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Just, like, you know, I get it, though.
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  >> Mikey Medina: I don't, uh, like, nessa. My poop
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  is never bad for me at
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  least. But, like, I guess
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  other poop.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Is.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No. So what do you. Like. So at the high school, we
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  often use the same staff bathroom.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Correct.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Have you found. Because. And we don't need to name names, but,
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  like, there are certain staff that blow it up
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  bad.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yes.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Have you. Have you dialed that in?
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yes.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
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  >> Mikey Medina: I believe I have to one specific person.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Do you work with them?
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  >> Mikey Medina: No.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Yeah, I didn't think so. Do they, uh. Do they
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  possibly, maybe share a wall with,
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  you know, me?
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. And I believe he might be English.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Very good. And. And I. And I think, you know, I think it's good to own
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  that. I think there's, like, a less than 5% chance he'll ever hear
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  this. Um, his taste seems to
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  be very different, so.
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  >> Mikey Medina: But I heard he reads a lot of poetry, like, in his
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  downtime. Uh, like, he's
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  very different.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I literally. I literally cannot relate to that in. In
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  any way.
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  >> Mikey Medina: I don't read outside of work, obviously.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I like, I read when I
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  have time, which is. Just doesn't happen.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Like, I read the subtitles on TV a
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  lot.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, same. Yep. Yep. And I'll read, like,
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  I read for my jobs a lot, which is, I think, why I
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  don't read for pleasure. Because I, like, I spend
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  all day reading notes and files and
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  emails and.
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  >> Mikey Medina: But when you were a kid, how often did you read? Did
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  you, uh, read as a kid?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Some. Not much.
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  >> Mikey Medina: See, I used to be like. I don't know if, like,
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  every school did it, but we did AR points.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah, dude.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Right?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: AR is great.
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  >> Mikey Medina: And I was in that Hundred Point Club,
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  200 Point Club. And
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  then all of a sudden I hit sixth grade and stopped.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Mikey Medina: And I was, like, reading just by myself.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Mikey Medina: Red hair. Read the first two Harry Potter books. One of them
• 15:24
  in five days, the other one in six as an elementary
• 15:26
  school.
• 15:27
  >> Hunter Hoover: Quick.
• 15:27
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. So like, I used to read.
• 15:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I used to be the same. And it was AR that did
• 15:32
  it. Because I love and still
• 15:35
  am this way. It's probably adhd, but, like, the
• 15:38
  gamified. If I can win or
• 15:40
  have, like, get points, I'll do it.
• 15:43
  >> Mikey Medina: But when I was in middle school, they were still doing ar and I
• 15:46
  didn't even care.
• 15:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: You're like.
• 15:48
  >> Mikey Medina: So, like, the objective was done for me in fifth grade,
• 15:51
  basically. So, like, I don't.
• 15:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's interesting.
• 15:54
  >> Mikey Medina: I could see your idea, but at the same time, because I got the
• 15:57
  ADHD too.
• 15:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Ah.
• 15:59
  >> Mikey Medina: Now, like, there was the
• 16:02
  reward of you reading the books and hitting those triple
• 16:05
  digits.
• 16:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 16:06
  >> Mikey Medina: But, like, did you get an actual reward like
• 16:09
  you did in elementary school or.
• 16:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I don't.
• 16:12
  >> Mikey Medina: Is it just unseen points and you have
• 16:15
  to do it for social studies?
• 16:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: I do think there's. I do think there's a breakdown in
• 16:20
  the point system. And I think, yeah, middle school is probably
• 16:23
  the age where you just kind of quit caring. You're like,
• 16:25
  really? Your points mean nothing to
• 16:28
  me. Pizza, uh, party.
• 16:31
  Uh, that was me. I was very motivated by the class. Pizza
• 16:34
  party. Even in middle school, I was like,
• 16:36
  yeah, that seems good. Movies and pizza instead of
• 16:39
  anything else.
• 16:40
  >> Mikey Medina: Do you still get motivated when it's a staff pizza party?
• 16:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't.
• 16:44
  >> Mikey Medina: Is it because we're staff members and we
• 16:46
  deserve more than the cheap box of pizza?
• 16:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's part of it. The other part is I rarely just get
• 16:52
  pizza. It's usually pizza attached to a meeting I
• 16:54
  hate.
• 16:55
  >> Mikey Medina: Oh. And we're not knocking on anything either.
• 16:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: We're.
• 16:58
  >> Mikey Medina: We're just speaking truths.
• 16:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Oh, and anybody that I would. That would
• 17:02
  be upset has already heard this from me. So, uh, I'm like,
• 17:05
  yeah. It's like, okay.
• 17:06
  >> Mikey Medina: That's why I haven't shown up to anything.
• 17:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Well, see, and I respect
• 17:11
  that and I am there and I'm going,
• 17:14
  I shouldn't have been here because I don't need any of this.
• 17:17
  I think. I think in the last two years, I've gone to maybe
• 17:20
  two meetings that had information that was like, you know
• 17:23
  what? I actually really needed to know that now
• 17:26
  there's information that I go, okay,
• 17:28
  like, I get why they wanted me here. It's somewhat
• 17:31
  pertinent, but like, and then
• 17:34
  probably 50% is. And.
• 17:37
  And it's not even bad info. It's that the
• 17:39
  demographic of kids that I have and that I work with,
• 17:42
  it's never going to apply to them. Like, AVID stuff.
• 17:45
  Uh, my kids are not doing avid. Like, they're just not.
• 17:48
  Like, even if I try and I do because I'm supposed to,
• 17:51
  they. They get angry and why are I doing this? And I'm
• 17:54
  like, well, because this is what we're doing. We're going to try it. And
• 17:57
  then it's like pulling teeth.
• 17:58
  >> Mikey Medina: Well, also, with the population of students that we do
• 18:01
  work with, like,
• 18:04
  I can tell you, within my
• 18:06
  adhd, I can't do no AVID notes,
• 18:09
  no Cornell style notes.
• 18:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: I never.
• 18:11
  >> Mikey Medina: I'm going to do what I could do that's best for me.
• 18:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Ah.
• 18:14
  >> Mikey Medina: And yeah, like, that's what my
• 18:17
  students do. And if your students want to do
• 18:20
  that, then they would. Right, But.
• 18:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: Right. I just tell the kids, I'm m. Like, listen, notes are
• 18:24
  for you, so take them however you best
• 18:27
  learn. If that's like writing a line or
• 18:30
  drawing a picture and labeling, I don't care. But, like,
• 18:32
  the notes are for you, so do whatever.
• 18:36
  Um, it's probably not the most teachery thing to tell them,
• 18:38
  but we gotta.
• 18:40
  >> Mikey Medina: Do what we do.
• 18:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm m pretty hands off on as far as, like, this is how it must be
• 18:43
  done. I'm like, I have kids that are like,
• 18:46
  can I just tell you the answer? And I'm like, sure.
• 18:49
  Saves me some grading. Let me get my notebook out so I
• 18:52
  can write down that you did this so I don't forget.
• 18:55
  Um, yeah, it's a wild
• 18:58
  world. Uh, so I have a number of questions. We're
• 19:01
  gonna start through them. M. And if we get to one and you're like, oh,
• 19:04
  gosh, I have a story. Stop me at any time because
• 19:07
  that's usually what happens. Um, the first is what type of toilet paper
• 19:10
  to use at your house.
• 19:13
  >> Mikey Medina: I don't know. Costco.
• 19:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: One Costco signature.
• 19:16
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, yeah, I know it's Costco.
• 19:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. But now, do you. Do you buy the Costco
• 19:21
  brand or are you getting. Because Costco also Sells
• 19:24
  Charmin. The big. The big bear.
• 19:26
  >> Mikey Medina: I think we're getting the big bear.
• 19:28
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, really? That's primo.
• 19:29
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. Now, I don't know
• 19:32
  what kind of toilet paper it was. My roommates had this. We just
• 19:35
  moved in with some guys. Uh, they have this toilet
• 19:38
  paper that had like, waves where
• 19:41
  they like, it breaks all Charming, right?
• 19:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 19:44
  >> Mikey Medina: But like, it was the most soft toilet paper. Felt
• 19:46
  like diamonds.
• 19:47
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep, yep.
• 19:49
  >> Mikey Medina: I never, never had that.
• 19:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's the beautiful bears. They. They're just doing good work at
• 19:53
  Charming.
• 19:54
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, but I. We just get to just Costco
• 19:56
  brand. No.
• 19:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 19:57
  >> Mikey Medina: I don't know. We get. We get bears.
• 19:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: I think you are. You kind of like
• 20:02
  toilet paper agnostic, where you're just like, you know what? I'll use
• 20:05
  whatever.
• 20:06
  >> Mikey Medina: No. Oh, I absolutely hate the
• 20:09
  single ply.
• 20:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like what we have at the school.
• 20:11
  >> Mikey Medina: Correct. If it feels like my fingers about to go through, I
• 20:14
  don't feel like it's safe. Or if it feels like it's
• 20:17
  giving me a paper cut on my bum.
• 20:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: It'S gonna whoopsie blast himself. Just.
• 20:21
  Yeah.
• 20:22
  >> Mikey Medina: Uh, no, thank you. Uh,
• 20:25
  if it feels like paper towel, you probably shouldn't be
• 20:28
  using it on your butt. Yeah.
• 20:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that's true.
• 20:32
  >> Mikey Medina: Have you ever had a used paper towel? Oh, yeah.
• 20:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, I've. I've used so many things.
• 20:36
  >> Mikey Medina: Kawhi. Oh, pillowcase. Uh,
• 20:40
  that is the soft side.
• 20:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Go ahead. How did you get to that
• 20:44
  point.
• 20:46
  >> Mikey Medina: So, you know, took the girlfriend out fishing.
• 20:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah.
• 20:50
  >> Mikey Medina: I. I'm a very serious
• 20:53
  avid trout fisherman because I don't like to
• 20:56
  spend all day to go catch limit. So I'll go catch my five
• 20:59
  and go home as quick as possible. But took, uh,
• 21:02
  my girlfriend out and, uh, we was over at
• 21:05
  Green Peter Lake in Sweet home, and I really
• 21:08
  needed to go to the bathroom. And so we started packing up. And the
• 21:10
  closest bathroom for us was probably five
• 21:13
  miles away from where we were.
• 21:16
  And by the time we got up to the top of
• 21:19
  the car, I was like, I really have to
• 21:22
  go.
• 21:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's time now.
• 21:23
  >> Mikey Medina: It was. It was very much time right then and there.
• 21:26
  Uh, my girlfriend had a body pillow in the
• 21:29
  back seat, and she
• 21:32
  allowed me to use the case that was
• 21:35
  on it.
• 21:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um, oh, my gosh.
• 21:38
  >> Mikey Medina: There was a, like, soft, fuzzy side and then
• 21:41
  like a smooth, non fuzzy side. I used the
• 21:43
  soft, fuzzy side because I feel like it would catch more.
• 21:46
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 21:47
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 21:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: What an experience.
• 21:49
  >> Mikey Medina: And I'm all
• 21:52
  against the littering, but I'm pretty sure that pillowcase is
• 21:55
  still there.
• 21:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's part of nature.
• 21:56
  >> Mikey Medina: Now that was almost three years ago.
• 21:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: Wow.
• 21:59
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 22:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Still there.
• 22:01
  >> Mikey Medina: And it's still out there probably because, like, I still go to this. I
• 22:04
  was. I was hidden, secluded, but I was, like, off the
• 22:07
  side of the road. So if a car was coming.
• 22:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 22:10
  >> Mikey Medina: I could see the car, but the car couldn't see me.
• 22:12
  Yeah. So, like, when I still go fishing, we call that my
• 22:15
  spot. And like, uh, yeah,
• 22:18
  things happen. I can't. Toilet paper.
• 22:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Now that's where Mikey's special pillowcase lives.
• 22:22
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, she wasn't happy about that.
• 22:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, man. Just curious. How come
• 22:27
  you didn't go for the sock? Like, rip the sock off and,
• 22:30
  like, just use the sock?
• 22:32
  >> Mikey Medina: I'm pretty sure my socks were wet and in my
• 22:34
  bag. Oh, yeah. Uh, when
• 22:37
  I go fishing, I typically go to, like, multiple
• 22:40
  locations throughout the day at the lake.
• 22:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 22:43
  >> Mikey Medina: And so usually at the first location is at the
• 22:46
  Green Peter Dam. I'll be out there. And, uh, it's a little
• 22:48
  slippery, so sometimes I fall in.
• 22:51
  Happens actually, more times than not. If I don't fall in
• 22:55
  while I'm there, then I'm probably not doing something
• 22:57
  right.
• 22:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, my gosh. You're just planning to
• 23:01
  fall in every time.
• 23:03
  >> Mikey Medina: Sometimes I don't wear socks while I'm out there just
• 23:06
  so I can have, like, no wet sock, just wet shoe.
• 23:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: I will say, Mikey, I think you
• 23:12
  might. You can't be the only. But you are the first that I know
• 23:15
  that's used a pillowcase. So hats off
• 23:18
  to you.
• 23:18
  >> Mikey Medina: Thank you. I appreciate that.
• 23:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's some next level stuff. Um, when the toilet papers on
• 23:24
  the roll, do you prefer it to fold over
• 23:26
  under. What do you. What do you got going on?
• 23:28
  >> Mikey Medina: It goes over.
• 23:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, okay.
• 23:30
  >> Mikey Medina: It goes over.
• 23:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: So you're. That's pretty definitive.
• 23:32
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. So, like, uh, you seen,
• 23:35
  uh, m. What's that show?
• 23:39
  What? The autistic doctor. Dr.
• 23:41
  Murphy. Oh, oh, the good dog.
• 23:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: The good.
• 23:44
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, he gets a girlfriend
• 23:46
  and into a relationship and they get into an argument about what
• 23:49
  side the roles on.
• 23:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 23:52
  >> Mikey Medina: And I like mine to be over
• 23:55
  and I'm not the person to put the role on.
• 23:58
  Yeah, no. Every time I like, I'll grab a new
• 24:00
  role and just throw it on the counter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: Sit on the floor. That's when I do.
• 24:04
  >> Mikey Medina: So that. That. That annoys my girlfriend and I feel like she
• 24:07
  does this intentionally. While she'll put the flap on the inside.
• 24:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep, yep.
• 24:11
  >> Mikey Medina: And so then I like, I fix it every
• 24:14
  time. So I actually. I
• 24:17
  probably should stop putting it on.
• 24:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: It seems like it's a bit on you.
• 24:20
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 24:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um, so why is. Why do you believe
• 24:23
  that that's the way it should go?
• 24:27
  >> Mikey Medina: I'm, uh, really lazy, in all honesty, and reaching
• 24:30
  over that two to three extra inches
• 24:33
  is kind of absurd.
• 24:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, it's. Mikey.
• 24:37
  Yes, but you're not the only one to say
• 24:39
  that. You're not. You're not even remotely close
• 24:42
  to the first or probably the fifth to say.
• 24:45
  It's. It. It's easier for me to do it.
• 24:48
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. And, like, when you roll it, do you want to roll
• 24:51
  it upward or do you naturally want to roll
• 24:53
  down? You want to. Naturally want to roll down. So,
• 24:56
  like, uh, I'm.
• 24:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm convinced it doesn't matter. Like, I'm. And
• 25:00
  Anna's. Anna's with you, and you can see that she has
• 25:03
  repaired ours because I probably put it on backwards, but,
• 25:06
  like.
• 25:07
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, it's like a
• 25:10
  tomato. Tomato type deal. And, yes, I know I said tomato
• 25:12
  twice, but.
• 25:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that's how. That's how similar it is. Um, how many
• 25:16
  sheets do you use when you wipe? How many you go for?
• 25:19
  >> Mikey Medina: Let's see.
• 25:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah. This is where we really get diving in deep here, where we're just like,
• 25:22
  huh.
• 25:23
  >> Mikey Medina: So, actually, it's weird. I'm. I'm a crumper. Like, I'm a
• 25:25
  roller.
• 25:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 25:26
  >> Mikey Medina: So, like, yes, sir.
• 25:28
  >> Hunter Hoover: You. You're a crumple.
• 25:29
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 25:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: Really? Tell me more.
• 25:31
  >> Mikey Medina: I just. I don't know. I crumple it up.
• 25:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: And when did that start? Just, like, since I
• 25:36
  was.
• 25:36
  >> Mikey Medina: Like, ever since I could wipe my butt.
• 25:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's like. It's like finding a unicorn. When you find a crumpler,
• 25:42
  it's like finding a rare, rare gem.
• 25:44
  >> Mikey Medina: I don't know. I'm a crumpler, so my son is a crumpler.
• 25:46
  >> Hunter Hoover: I. No clue where that behavior.
• 25:49
  >> Mikey Medina: As long as I'm clean, I don't care how it gets
• 25:52
  wiped. But I feel like if I get that
• 25:55
  two to three, that's just soft.
• 25:59
  I don't know how to, like, explain it, but, like, it feels like the
• 26:02
  toilet paper is moving.
• 26:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 26:04
  >> Mikey Medina: In my hand. If I crumple it, I've got,
• 26:07
  like, enough toilet paper to where I could do my thing without
• 26:10
  getting anything moved.
• 26:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Silas described it as,
• 26:14
  um, the. Because the paper has
• 26:16
  ridges, it collects more poop.
• 26:19
  >> Mikey Medina: He could be onto something. But, like. Yeah, I don't like the
• 26:22
  whole. Because then I feel like I just have a slighty.
• 26:25
  Slighty wipe and
• 26:27
  slidey wipe. Nobody wants that. Slidy
• 26:30
  wipes.
• 26:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's where you just. You Just keep going back. Do, do, do you. I mean,
• 26:34
  you go four or five, six, wipe job if it takes it. Sometimes
• 26:37
  eight.
• 26:37
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. But sometimes you just need a two to three wipe
• 26:40
  job with a crumple.
• 26:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 26:42
  >> Mikey Medina: Have you ever crumpled?
• 26:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: I've done it once just because I.
• 26:46
  >> Mikey Medina: Now that you're a little older, try it again.
• 26:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: I just, I. I'm afraid that I'm just going to get poo on my
• 26:51
  fingers.
• 26:51
  >> Mikey Medina: You got. You'll find the. Trust me, you'll find the right amount
• 26:54
  of.
• 26:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know man, it's.
• 26:57
  >> Mikey Medina: And you'll find the right way to crumple it.
• 27:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, the
• 27:03
  crumpling is something else. That's great, Mikey.
• 27:06
  Um, and I guess you probably would be like, yeah, I just grab a
• 27:09
  bunch and crumple because you know, you're not really counting. See me, I'm
• 27:12
  like, I count out like three or four and I fold. And I fold.
• 27:14
  >> Mikey Medina: And I go, yeah, I can't do it, man.
• 27:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 27:17
  >> Mikey Medina: I feel like pooping. Shouldn't be that much work.
• 27:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: Shouldn't be math involved with taking a dump.
• 27:23
  >> Mikey Medina: Correct. Unless you're counting how much
• 27:26
  weight you've lost from the like the time that you
• 27:29
  haven't gone to the time you went. That's a good
• 27:32
  mathician right there.
• 27:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: Have you ever like. I mean obviously you've done it because you've brought it
• 27:36
  up, but like, do you ever. Was, uh, there
• 27:39
  ever one that was like astronomically different? Like,
• 27:42
  oh man, I can't believe the size of that.
• 27:44
  >> Mikey Medina: I think on a
• 27:47
  routinely basis when I was in school, checking my
• 27:50
  weight, going to practice, whatever, I
• 27:53
  would sometimes drop like a two to three piece.
• 27:55
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's a big one.
• 28:00
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 28:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: Either that or it's just a lot of it.
• 28:03
  >> Mikey Medina: And it's like I was the 126 pounder
• 28:06
  that walked around at 130. Cuz
• 28:09
  I ate anything I pleased.
• 28:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Ah.
• 28:12
  >> Mikey Medina: But then cut down like two days or uh,
• 28:15
  the day of because I only had to cut four to six
• 28:17
  pounds. I can do that in practice.
• 28:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 28:20
  >> Mikey Medina: So like I'm eating basically up until
• 28:23
  the day of and then everybody
• 28:25
  else's.
• 28:28
  >> Hunter Hoover: Salad and I can only have a little
• 28:31
  bit, man.
• 28:33
  That's. That's a big job.
• 28:35
  Um, do you use bar
• 28:38
  soap? Are you a bar soap or a liquid soap, lad?
• 28:41
  >> Mikey Medina: Liquid for my hair, obviously. Bar
• 28:44
  soap.
• 28:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Really? Yeah. Okay.
• 28:46
  >> Mikey Medina: So I uh, I respect that. Dr. Squatch.
• 28:49
  Shout out.
• 28:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm squatching it. It's right over here.
• 28:51
  >> Mikey Medina: This is not a paid promotion.
• 28:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's not.
• 28:53
  >> Mikey Medina: Um, but unless unless.
• 28:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: Unless, Dr. Squatch. Unless you're listening.
• 28:58
  It could be, uh, it's not.
• 29:01
  >> Mikey Medina: But you know, it could be,
• 29:03
  uh. But yeah, Dr. Squatch. Uh, let's see. I've
• 29:06
  got probably like seven bars in the
• 29:09
  closet right now. Christmas, you know, I got
• 29:12
  a bunch.
• 29:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep. I've got a box that's full of Squatch
• 29:16
  right now.
• 29:16
  >> Mikey Medina: I think right now I'm using the Star wars ones.
• 29:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: I think I've got the. The red, white and blue one that they did for 4th
• 29:21
  of July this year.
• 29:22
  >> Mikey Medina: I did not get that one.
• 29:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: It was. It came free with an order
• 29:26
  and then because it was free, I was like, I gotta use it first.
• 29:29
  It feels weird to use it last. I don't
• 29:32
  know.
• 29:33
  >> Mikey Medina: Do you like grit or no grit?
• 29:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um. Um, I haven't messed
• 29:37
  with a grit one yet, but I'm. I have
• 29:40
  some. And like, the next one I use is going to be a grit.
• 29:43
  >> Mikey Medina: It feels so exfoliating.
• 29:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Is it pretty good?
• 29:46
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. And like,
• 29:49
  have Silas try it.
• 29:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Ah.
• 29:51
  >> Mikey Medina: After wrestling practice.
• 29:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 29:53
  >> Mikey Medina: So like, really get it.
• 29:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: Really get him lathered up.
• 29:56
  >> Mikey Medina: So, like, I don't know if
• 29:59
  this happens to him, but like,
• 30:02
  when I get home after practice,
• 30:05
  I'll already start. Be like welting up.
• 30:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Welt?
• 30:09
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 30:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like sweat.
• 30:11
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. From the sweat on my shirt or the material.
• 30:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: Interesting.
• 30:14
  >> Mikey Medina: Like it looks like zit starting to
• 30:17
  form already, but it's like a. Soon as I like
• 30:20
  take off my shirt, they're forming.
• 30:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's crazy.
• 30:22
  >> Mikey Medina: And like it just cleans them and they're gone within the next. Wow.
• 30:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. He didn't have that. But it's all.
• 30:27
  >> Mikey Medina: It's almost like a rash. Almost m. But like, he's. It's not.
• 30:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: He's not that. He's just like a 20, 25, 30
• 30:33
  minute shower. He's just like.
• 30:35
  >> Mikey Medina: That's just a typical boy shower.
• 30:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: He fights the shower and then the minute he's in there, it's
• 30:39
  like definitely gonna be 20 minutes.
• 30:41
  >> Mikey Medina: Does he come out red sometimes?
• 30:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, he's. I mean, he's pruning and just.
• 30:46
  He doesn't get it too hot yet. He's not to that point.
• 30:49
  Like, I like it scalding. Like, I love a hot
• 30:52
  shower.
• 30:53
  >> Mikey Medina: Now when the water starts to cool down, do you turn it back up?
• 30:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: Me?
• 30:57
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 30:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, I'm not in that long. I'm. I'm like a five to
• 31:00
  ten minute shower.
• 31:03
  Yep. I also don't shower here. I shower at
• 31:06
  the church. It's. I'm. I am just a. I'm an
• 31:09
  Enigma. I shower more at
• 31:12
  our church than I do at my home.
• 31:14
  >> Mikey Medina: Interesting.
• 31:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep. Uh, as in like five days a week there, one day
• 31:17
  a week here. I don't shower on Saturday.
• 31:20
  That's a, that's a, that's a hunter's grimy day.
• 31:26
  If you ever catch me on a Saturday. It's. Yeah. I'm
• 31:28
  probably not laundered.
• 31:30
  >> Mikey Medina: So when we're, when we're at a wrestling tournament. I should not smell
• 31:32
  you.
• 31:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: There's no. Oh, I got deodorant. I'm fresh. But
• 31:35
  like I, Yeah, I'm. I have not showered.
• 31:37
  >> Mikey Medina: I wouldn't even know uh, though because like your beard just looks
• 31:40
  fresh. Yeah.
• 31:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: Some days it borders between like fresh and
• 31:44
  homeless.
• 31:44
  >> Mikey Medina: Is like I'm telling you guys right now at 7:00 in the
• 31:47
  morning, this man's beard is a pristine.
• 31:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's because it's only had oil on it for about an hour. That
• 31:53
  makes sense because I oil it up about 5:30 when I get out of the
• 31:56
  shower at the church and it's just.
• 31:58
  Yep.
• 31:59
  >> Mikey Medina: Huh.
• 31:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: I do the whole routine there and Michael Walls are
• 32:02
  custodian there too. And he's, he knows that. It's like we have a little bonding
• 32:05
  moment.
• 32:06
  >> Mikey Medina: Are ah, you guys over at Eastside?
• 32:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 32:08
  >> Mikey Medina: No way.
• 32:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, we're both there. He's.
• 32:10
  >> Mikey Medina: I knew he was.
• 32:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: So we just work and we just. He just follows me around
• 32:14
  the neighborhood. I used to be his neighbor right behind his house.
• 32:17
  Like I could throw stuff and hit his backyard.
• 32:19
  >> Mikey Medina: That's funny.
• 32:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah. Back in the day. Um, how do you
• 32:22
  feel about baths? Pro bath?
• 32:26
  >> Mikey Medina: Depends, uh, on the day. Like let's
• 32:28
  say,
• 32:31
  I mean I'm not going to do this anymore but when I
• 32:34
  was in school, go out on a run during
• 32:37
  like Thanksgiving time, you know.
• 32:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 32:40
  >> Mikey Medina: There's that turkey trot race, the 5k and the 10k
• 32:43
  and stuff.
• 32:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 32:44
  >> Mikey Medina: Got. Dude, that super cold feet are wet. I'll go hop in
• 32:47
  the bath.
• 32:47
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh yeah.
• 32:48
  >> Mikey Medina: If I'm sick I'll still, I'll still bath now.
• 32:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 32:51
  >> Mikey Medina: Uh, oh.
• 32:53
  Some. Sometimes I'm not too, too much
• 32:56
  of a non manly man to admit that
• 32:59
  I will take a bubble bath every once in a while.
• 33:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's fine.
• 33:02
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. That's just
• 33:05
  relaxing.
• 33:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 33:05
  >> Mikey Medina: I'll even light a candle for myself.
• 33:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: You shower off before you hit the bath.
• 33:09
  >> Mikey Medina: No.
• 33:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: You're going full soup.
• 33:11
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 33:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh man.
• 33:13
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, I've never done that. But also like
• 33:16
  when I'm, when I, when I bath, I'm pretty typically
• 33:19
  clean. Anyways. I'm not going to bath after a wrestling practice
• 33:22
  because then I'm just going to get all that nastiness back on
• 33:24
  me. But like, if I'm not
• 33:27
  doing anything with my day. So I'll. Yeah. If
• 33:30
  I'm sick, I'll go take a bath.
• 33:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Uh, it's fair.
• 33:34
  >> Mikey Medina: Or sore. If I'm sore, uh, I'll take an Epsom salt
• 33:37
  bath. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a very big
• 33:40
  believer in the Epsom salt baths.
• 33:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Anna hits them up all the time. She's got the little bag.
• 33:45
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 33:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: She's got like a coconut flavored one or something. Right.
• 33:47
  >> Mikey Medina: Delicious. Eucalyptus is a good one too. I like
• 33:50
  eucalyptus. Minty pine tar.
• 33:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. It's gotta
• 33:56
  be a smell because it is m. Oh. What? Okay.
• 33:58
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, they make a, uh.
• 34:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Squatch.
• 34:00
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 34:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: Really? Uh, I probably have it in the cupboard. I don't even know
• 34:04
  it. Um, you ever take a snack in the bath
• 34:07
  or in the bathroom?
• 34:11
  >> Mikey Medina: I um, mean, I've taken beverages into the
• 34:14
  bathroom. I mean the best one that
• 34:16
  I've ever had would probably a Michelob
• 34:19
  Ultra.
• 34:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: Ah.
• 34:20
  >> Mikey Medina: After like a freaking hot day.
• 34:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: A little shower. Little shower drink.
• 34:24
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, a little shower drink. That's all I've had.
• 34:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's right. Uh, um, no snacks
• 34:28
  though.
• 34:29
  >> Mikey Medina: Not that I can think of. When I. I can see like
• 34:32
  with.
• 34:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: The, with the poop gag, it's probably not like
• 34:35
  a thing you're going to seek out often.
• 34:37
  >> Mikey Medina: Probably not. Honestly. And like, I've got a bunch of
• 34:40
  friends who eat cereal in the bath.
• 34:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 34:42
  >> Mikey Medina: Or like in the shower.
• 34:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: Cereal in the shower, you say?
• 34:46
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. Like they're like, uh.
• 34:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: And you know more than one person that does this.
• 34:51
  >> Mikey Medina: Correct.
• 34:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: Is it milked? Like is it cereal and milk or.
• 34:55
  >> Mikey Medina: We just go and it's fall cereal.
• 34:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: How does the water not like invade?
• 35:00
  >> Mikey Medina: I'm assuming they put like the shower head down.
• 35:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 35:02
  >> Mikey Medina: To run down their back.
• 35:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's like. That's like a long snack.
• 35:08
  >> Mikey Medina: Like depends on how big your bowl is, I guess.
• 35:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: Man. Cereal. I'm going to have to try it.
• 35:13
  >> Mikey Medina: You should.
• 35:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm going to try it.
• 35:15
  >> Mikey Medina: Also, viewers at home, Hunter, uh, talked to me the other
• 35:18
  day about eating an orange, like
• 35:21
  an apple while in the shower.
• 35:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Have you ever. Have you given it a shot or.
• 35:24
  >> Mikey Medina: Have you considered or. No, I have
• 35:27
  not. I don't. I don't.
• 35:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: Not going to partake.
• 35:30
  >> Mikey Medina: I work multiple jobs. One of them being at a
• 35:33
  grocery store in a produce department to
• 35:36
  ruin produce. I genuinely don't bring home
• 35:39
  fruit.
• 35:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, you see it too much.
• 35:42
  >> Mikey Medina: I know what goes on, you
• 35:45
  know, and it's,
• 35:48
  uh, just. It's sometimes
• 35:51
  scary. Obviously, I know you got to wash your fruit and veggies
• 35:54
  before eating it, and there's a very big reason why you should do
• 35:57
  that. Uh, but yeah, it's.
• 36:00
  It's absurd. Oh, no, you should.
• 36:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: I never.
• 36:03
  >> Mikey Medina: Cuz, like, unless Anna washes them before.
• 36:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: She puts them in the fridge. But I.
• 36:07
  >> Mikey Medina: Are you an organic or non organic?
• 36:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, non organic.
• 36:10
  >> Mikey Medina: Non organic.
• 36:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: I think organic's made up.
• 36:12
  >> Mikey Medina: Okay. It is,
• 36:13
  um.
• 36:15
  Uh, that's a, that's a conversation for another day, though.
• 36:19
  Anyways, basically you've got
• 36:23
  all these produce items, let's
• 36:26
  say kale, charred, all of that fun
• 36:29
  jazz. Right. Uh, they're supposed to
• 36:32
  be soaked for about 10 minutes
• 36:35
  before they get thrown onto the shelf.
• 36:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 36:38
  >> Mikey Medina: Now in order to do your job
• 36:41
  in a timely manner.
• 36:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh-huh.
• 36:43
  >> Mikey Medina: Because you got to get it done by like 10 o'clock and the whole
• 36:46
  thing cleaned and stalked, trimmed and
• 36:48
  soaked.
• 36:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 36:50
  >> Mikey Medina: And I can tell you that sometimes the soaking
• 36:54
  doesn't prove to be effective because
• 36:56
  people will, uh, still pull out bugs. And like,
• 37:00
  I've pulled out like little
• 37:02
  larvae. They look like
• 37:05
  white caterpillars, but they weren't caterpillars.
• 37:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah, I've seen, I've seen these. And like when we grow
• 37:10
  stuff in our garden, I've seen it.
• 37:12
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 37:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: And I. Anna soaks the life out of that stuff.
• 37:16
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. I don't know.
• 37:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: You can like see him floating after you.
• 37:19
  >> Mikey Medina: Correct.
• 37:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: I think that's the point.
• 37:20
  >> Mikey Medina: And it's nasty.
• 37:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 37:22
  >> Mikey Medina: And like, I don't know if you want Dead Bug
• 37:25
  Corp.
• 37:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: I. I don't ever. I don't like
• 37:28
  vegetables.
• 37:31
  >> Mikey Medina: Veggies are delicious though. But yeah, no, it's,
• 37:33
  uh. Yeah. And like
• 37:36
  with. Ridiculous story is like, some girl bought
• 37:39
  carrots and carrots are going to be dirty in the bag.
• 37:42
  Right. They come out of the ground, they're gonna be dirty.
• 37:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
• 37:45
  >> Mikey Medina: Girl returned the carrots and was like, I don't want these. I'm
• 37:48
  getting a new bag. These are too dirty. Excuse me,
• 37:51
  ma'am. You need to be washing your carrots before you eat
• 37:54
  them. There's gonna be dirt on every bag.
• 37:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. And I mean, if a lot
• 37:59
  of people are gonna peel that too, like, that's gonna do a
• 38:02
  lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not like, if we're
• 38:05
  making like taters or something, I'm washing the potato.
• 38:08
  I'm more talking like when I get an apple,
• 38:11
  it's just going straight in the lunchbox. Like there's No,
• 38:14
  I. I don't think, like, I assume
• 38:17
  somebody between the tree and me has washed it.
• 38:20
  >> Mikey Medina: Probably, yes. But then also, you gotta think about all
• 38:23
  the kids that run through
• 38:26
  and like, like, you, you know,
• 38:29
  your kids. Right. They're. They're pretty fairly young. You know,
• 38:32
  their hands aren't the cleanest at all times. They're
• 38:34
  so like grimy.
• 38:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Grimies.
• 38:37
  >> Mikey Medina: My thought process is, even if your kids are
• 38:40
  clean, they're still dirty. And there are kids
• 38:43
  who are going to be dirtier than that.
• 38:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's true.
• 38:46
  >> Mikey Medina: And so I'm just. I'm not going to throw an apple from the
• 38:49
  table into my mouth.
• 38:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's fair.
• 38:51
  >> Mikey Medina: I would at least wipe it down. Oh.
• 38:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: I always give the. I always give the shirt shine.
• 38:55
  >> Mikey Medina: As long as it's shiny, you're good.
• 38:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's kind of what I do. I do it until I kind of get the little
• 38:59
  thing. I'm, um. Well, yeah.
• 39:02
  Little insider. Insider info.
• 39:05
  Um. You ever taken a dark shower?
• 39:07
  >> Mikey Medina: Yes.
• 39:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Do you. Is that like a regular thing or.
• 39:11
  >> Mikey Medina: No.
• 39:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. I do it, like, almost every time.
• 39:13
  >> Mikey Medina: I don't like the dark.
• 39:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah. Cool. Neither does my son.
• 39:17
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. So, um,
• 39:20
  I don't. I also don't know if this is like,
• 39:23
  just a me thing, but when it's dark, I usually have
• 39:26
  TV on. So, like,
• 39:29
  when it is dark, I can't sleep in the silence.
• 39:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Yeah.
• 39:32
  >> Mikey Medina: So, like, I have to have, like, music or
• 39:35
  some sort of noise.
• 39:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, we make the Amazon thingy
• 39:39
  make, like, white noise.
• 39:41
  >> Mikey Medina: Yes. I watch TV
• 39:44
  for, uh, my sanity, but my girlfriend thinks it's
• 39:47
  just because I need a light nightlight.
• 39:49
  Um, but yeah, I don't
• 39:52
  like the dark.
• 39:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's fine.
• 39:54
  >> Mikey Medina: I still run through the house.
• 39:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: Really?
• 39:56
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 39:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: What?
• 39:57
  >> Mikey Medina: Like at my mom's house, if I'm like, house sitting and
• 40:00
  turn off all the lights, I'm running through the house.
• 40:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, dude.
• 40:03
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 40:04
  >> Hunter Hoover: So. So I'll tell you real quick. We just played
• 40:07
  this game with our church teen group. Um,
• 40:10
  it's Mafia. All the lights are out. It's like pitch black
• 40:13
  in the church and everybody's walking around in the
• 40:16
  dark. And so. So that probably wouldn't be a thing.
• 40:19
  >> Mikey Medina: That you're probably not. I don't. I
• 40:21
  don't. If I can feel like
• 40:24
  I. Oh.
• 40:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: And there are people that are, like, just there to scare the other people.
• 40:28
  >> Mikey Medina: And that's the precise thing. I don't do jump scares either. So,
• 40:31
  like, uh, saw a haunted maze
• 40:33
  once.
• 40:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh.
• 40:34
  >> Mikey Medina: And as soon as they turned on the chainsaws, I was
• 40:37
  Gone.
• 40:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: He's through the side of the corner.
• 40:40
  >> Mikey Medina: Like, yeah, uh, I'll finish the corn maze.
• 40:42
  But, uh, yeah, yeah, I don't,
• 40:45
  like.
• 40:46
  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't, like, scare. Like, I don't like scary. I
• 40:48
  just.
• 40:49
  >> Mikey Medina: And, like, another thing, too, is, like,
• 40:52
  for me, those, like,
• 40:55
  let's say Freddy Krueger. Not a big issue for
• 40:57
  me.
• 40:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 40:58
  >> Mikey Medina: Ghost face. Not a big issue for me. Like,
• 41:02
  scream.
• 41:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 41:02
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, yeah. Those aren't big issues.
• 41:06
  Anything, uh, that has to do with possession or
• 41:08
  demons, like. No,
• 41:11
  thank you. Uh, if any of our
• 41:14
  viewers ever seen Salmon Colby, you know,
• 41:17
  uh, those YouTubers, I cry almost every episode.
• 41:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: Salmon Colby, Yeah.
• 41:21
  >> Mikey Medina: To.
• 41:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: Check this out.
• 41:22
  >> Mikey Medina: They're, uh. They used to go
• 41:25
  and explore abandoned places.
• 41:27
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, see, I love that stuff.
• 41:29
  >> Mikey Medina: And then they got arrested.
• 41:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 41:31
  >> Mikey Medina: For trespassing.
• 41:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: I've heard about these guys. Yes, yes, yes.
• 41:33
  >> Mikey Medina: Now they do paranormal videos.
• 41:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 41:36
  >> Mikey Medina: And I. Yeah, I cry almost every episode
• 41:39
  because it, like, it. It
• 41:41
  hits.
• 41:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 41:42
  >> Mikey Medina: It feels too real for me.
• 41:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah. It. Some of that stuff is. It's just like,
• 41:47
  m. Um, have you.
• 41:50
  Let's see. Oh, boy. Um, we'll start.
• 41:52
  We'll start with this. And I. And I. Mikey,
• 41:55
  do you know, have you ever performed
• 41:58
  a waffle stomp?
• 42:02
  >> Mikey Medina: What's a waffle stomp?
• 42:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm so glad you asked, Mikey. So a waffle stomp
• 42:06
  is when you're in the shower. It's when
• 42:09
  the urge to poo hits too strong that
• 42:12
  you. You just go in the bottom of the shower, and then you
• 42:15
  just stomp it down the drain. Like, you just stomp it. Goodbye.
• 42:18
  >> Mikey Medina: Never had that thought process. Anytime that happens to
• 42:21
  happen to me, uh, I actually get out
• 42:24
  soaking wet. I won't dry off. I'll just hop on.
• 42:28
  And then, like, I'm
• 42:30
  wet. So obviously the dookie's coming
• 42:33
  out wet and slippery.
• 42:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
• 42:35
  >> Mikey Medina: And then I still
• 42:38
  sometimes don't dry my hands because, like, I'm not wearing
• 42:41
  pants, so I can't dry my hands off of my pants. Obviously,
• 42:44
  I won't go.
• 42:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: You're not gonna be able to get the toilet paper.
• 42:46
  >> Mikey Medina: Uh, yeah. And so I'm not giving the towel either. So sometimes I'll grab the
• 42:49
  toilet paper and it'll just, like, start sticking to my
• 42:52
  hands because I'm still wet.
• 42:55
  And, like. Yeah. So I.
• 42:57
  So I typically try to go before I get
• 43:00
  into the shower.
• 43:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: Would you ever waffle stomp it?
• 43:04
  >> Mikey Medina: No. No, that would make me gag.
• 43:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So there's. So there's.
• 43:09
  As far as my findings on the Internet, there's three categories
• 43:12
  of People, there's you. That I think
• 43:14
  is probably 80% of the population where they're like,
• 43:18
  I'm just gonna get out, hit the toilet, and I might even
• 43:21
  get back in the shower and finish up.
• 43:22
  >> Mikey Medina: Oh, I will. I'll get a shower.
• 43:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: And then there's like, probably I would say 15%. I would
• 43:27
  even say more that are like, I'm I'm gonna do
• 43:29
  my best to not. But I would stomp it if I had to.
• 43:32
  Um, and then there is this other
• 43:35
  group. Why? Just Sorry.
• 43:38
  I'm gonna I'm gonna leave it recording. Yes,
• 43:41
  Anna. Oh, I've got to
• 43:44
  unlock the bedroom for you. Okay. One moment.
• 43:48
  Oh, I forgot I locked that here. I gotta scooch out.
• 43:51
  >> Mikey Medina: Mickey.
• 43:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: Sorry. Be quick.
• 43:55
  >> Mikey Medina: Five minute bathroom break. Oh,
• 43:58
  uh, I'm getting a surprise. Hello.
• 44:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: Are you staying here?
• 44:03
  >> Mikey Medina: Oh, that's for me? Thank
• 44:05
  you. Ms. Sarah just gave me a gift.
• 44:08
  She's the best. And Silas is great too.
• 44:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh.
• 44:16
  Oh, you got a crown.
• 44:17
  >> Mikey Medina: I got a crown.
• 44:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: Got a little crown. That's fun. Um.
• 44:21
  Um. Yeah. So the
• 44:23
  Waffle Stomp is, you know,
• 44:26
  uh youw're not
• 44:29
  doing it. But the third category Sorry,
• 44:32
  I had to catch where we're at. Most of this will
• 44:34
  be deleted. Is a group of
• 44:37
  people that will either poo into the bottom
• 44:40
  of the shower and then they'll scoop it out with their
• 44:43
  hands and put it in the toilet. Or
• 44:47
  subcategory. They actually try to catch it. Like
• 44:49
  poo and catch and just kind of like, toss to the
• 44:52
  toilet now. Um, yeah.
• 44:55
  So I have never found this person, but
• 44:58
  apparently they're real because the Internet is full of people.
• 45:01
  They're like, who you guys don't catch it.
• 45:03
  >> Mikey Medina: Like, now, if I can
• 45:06
  find someone, uh, do you want me to send you their
• 45:09
  information?
• 45:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Wait, do you know?
• 45:11
  >> Mikey Medina: I can. I can. I know a lot of people with
• 45:14
  different backgrounds, and so I
• 45:17
  Someone who catches their dookie might be somewhere along
• 45:20
  the lines.
• 45:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: I mean, I've met a lot of weird people. Like, I had a guy, he
• 45:24
  sent me pictures, and he's like, dude, I can poop Alphabet
• 45:27
  letters. Like, I can make my poop shaped like letters.
• 45:30
  >> Mikey Medina: No, he can't.
• 45:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: I mean, it was more like I think he was, like, pooing
• 45:34
  and, like, adjusting his squat to,
• 45:37
  like, make it fall so it was like, in the shape of a
• 45:40
  P or in the shape of a G or, like but you, you
• 45:43
  they did look like it, huh? Yeah. Yeah.
• 45:46
  >> Mikey Medina: I gotta try that.
• 45:47
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I It's to me, it's like my
• 45:49
  situation's not solid enough to be able to accomplish
• 45:52
  things.
• 45:52
  >> Mikey Medina: Uh, like that you're supposed to be stringy when that
• 45:55
  happens.
• 45:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's, I mean, I mean he'd have like one probably 8
• 45:59
  inch long turd. But it was very like,
• 46:02
  you could tell it was, you know.
• 46:03
  >> Mikey Medina: Now can you tell what kind of poop you're gonna have
• 46:06
  before you get to the toilet?
• 46:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: 100. And mostly it's because mine are usually that kind
• 46:11
  of like soft, flaky, like it's, it's
• 46:13
  like diarrhea adjacent.
• 46:16
  >> Mikey Medina: Got it, got it.
• 46:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's a coffee thing. I drink too much coffee.
• 46:18
  >> Mikey Medina: Soft serve.
• 46:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, got it. Yeah.
• 46:21
  >> Mikey Medina: Not like froyo, but.
• 46:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes like
• 46:24
  um, Yeah, I can, I can usually tell what's going to
• 46:27
  be. Yeah.
• 46:29
  >> Mikey Medina: I, I only can depending on if my stomach starts to hurt.
• 46:32
  Uh.
• 46:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, really?
• 46:33
  >> Mikey Medina: Or like if my butt actually starts to hurt itself. Because.
• 46:36
  Yeah. So like here's the thing.
• 46:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
• 46:38
  >> Mikey Medina: Uh, as you know, I'm
• 46:41
  secluded.
• 46:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 46:42
  >> Mikey Medina: From.
• 46:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
• 46:43
  >> Mikey Medina: Almost the rest of the school.
• 46:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep.
• 46:45
  >> Mikey Medina: And with us being
• 46:48
  also understaffed, we. I
• 46:51
  sometimes don't even get my second break.
• 46:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: Right, right, right.
• 46:54
  >> Mikey Medina: So like at the time of my seclusion,
• 46:58
  if I'm with this like my student for three hours,
• 47:01
  I'm with them for three hours. If nobody can help me, like
• 47:03
  even come in for five to 10 minutes so I can use the bathroom,
• 47:07
  like, my stomach will start to hurt and
• 47:09
  like I'll be waiting and my bottom will start to hurt
• 47:12
  too. And like when those happen, it's
• 47:15
  like explosive, powerful coming
• 47:18
  out of a cannon type deal.
• 47:21
  Usually, uh, leaves me in a little bit of pain,
• 47:24
  but things happen, you know?
• 47:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 47:26
  >> Mikey Medina: I don't, I don't.
• 47:27
  >> Hunter Hoover: You gotta go to the doctor and get a medical note, uh, for it. Say like,
• 47:30
  hey, look at this. You guys called me. You
• 47:33
  guys caused me distress.
• 47:35
  >> Mikey Medina: You think that would work? You think I could get like workman's comp
• 47:38
  for that?
• 47:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know. I mean if you're sitting all day and they're,
• 47:42
  they're the conditions are making your butt hurt.
• 47:44
  >> Mikey Medina: Because like, like today, from 11, uh,
• 47:47
  o'clock to, they'll probably
• 47:50
  give you like.
• 47:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: A cushion to sit on. I mean that's probably what they'll do.
• 47:53
  >> Mikey Medina: From 11 o'clock to the time that you saw
• 47:56
  me after lunch. Yeah, I had to go to the
• 47:59
  bathroom. And that's almost two hours.
• 48:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 48:02
  >> Mikey Medina: That was two hours. Two and a half hours almost.
• 48:04
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 48:05
  >> Mikey Medina: And so like that's crazy. That one wasn't
• 48:08
  fun.
• 48:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. There's uh, there's some trouble in
• 48:13
  those waters.
• 48:14
  >> Mikey Medina: That's.
• 48:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's insane. That should not be happening.
• 48:18
  >> Mikey Medina: Amen to that.
• 48:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: And I don't say that, like, against, like, the teachers
• 48:22
  in charge of your situation, because I don't. I would. I think they would
• 48:25
  be the first to be like, yeah, this should not be happening.
• 48:28
  >> Mikey Medina: Um, but it's a lot of self
• 48:31
  advocating right now. We're working on it.
• 48:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that's. That's awful. And, um,
• 48:37
  that's frustrating. Do you have,
• 48:39
  um. Maybe that's one of them. But do
• 48:42
  you have any bathroom pet peeves, things that people
• 48:45
  do in the bathroom that just. It's just triggering
• 48:48
  or just is, like, so frustrating to you?
• 48:55
  Or if you want, you can overshare and be like, yeah, my
• 48:57
  girlfriend does this.
• 48:59
  >> Mikey Medina: No, it's.
• 49:01
  The thing that I think, like, I
• 49:04
  dislike the most is if you're in there by
• 49:07
  yourself and you gotta make a little bit of
• 49:10
  grunting noise to get it out,
• 49:12
  whatever. But, like,
• 49:15
  I'm trying to dookie in peace. And I'm sure
• 49:18
  the person next to you wants to do
• 49:21
  struggling, like, please try to
• 49:24
  refrain from grunting, making any sort of
• 49:26
  noise. Don't be. Pray. I mean, maybe praise to
• 49:29
  Jesus when you're done, but, like,
• 49:32
  don't. Don't give no scripture to get it out.
• 49:35
  Like, just. Just sit and dookie in
• 49:38
  peace, like with the rest of us.
• 49:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, Yeah.
• 49:41
  >> Mikey Medina: I mean, I, like,
• 49:44
  I'll sometimes, like, if I'm at
• 49:47
  home and I gotta go, uh, and me and the
• 49:49
  girlfriend are having conversation.
• 49:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I'll.
• 49:53
  >> Mikey Medina: I'll keep the door open.
• 49:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 49:54
  >> Mikey Medina: And she'll just be right outside. Yeah,
• 49:57
  whatever. Yeah.
• 49:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, yeah, that's. Yeah. I'm not
• 50:01
  gonna say it's normal because I think most people do shut the door, but
• 50:04
  we, like, this door is regularly, like, just. It's just
• 50:07
  open mostly because if I shut it, my
• 50:10
  children will just.
• 50:11
  >> Mikey Medina: It's like, fair game.
• 50:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: Where's dad? Bam. And it's like,
• 50:15
  go back out. Where? There's no
• 50:18
  reason. Oh, I'm like,
• 50:21
  no, it's. You do it too. We go away. Yeah,
• 50:24
  but you're doing it all right.
• 50:28
  Scallywag.
• 50:28
  >> Mikey Medina: Because dads can't poop.
• 50:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, apparently dads don't poop.
• 50:32
  Um, do you ever. Do you have a restaurant that does you the
• 50:35
  dirtiest that just is like, fouls you up the worst?
• 50:38
  >> Mikey Medina: Honestly? Not that I can think of, no. Really?
• 50:42
  Yeah. So, like,
• 50:45
  I mean, I guess
• 50:49
  anywhere that has cheese, really.
• 50:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, really? Cheese is a game changer.
• 50:53
  >> Mikey Medina: I. Lactose.
• 50:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, really?
• 50:55
  >> Mikey Medina: Not in the way, as in, is coming
• 50:58
  out of me instantly. I'll get blocked up for,
• 51:01
  like, three days.
• 51:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah, that'll.
• 51:03
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, I'll get. I'll get back up for a couple times.
• 51:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's worse.
• 51:06
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. So it's terrible.
• 51:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 51:08
  >> Mikey Medina: And by the time I finally get to go, it's like, I'm, um.
• 51:11
  I'm the guy in the bathroom, grunting,
• 51:14
  screaming one out.
• 51:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 51:17
  >> Mikey Medina: It's, uh.
• 51:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: Man. So no cheese.
• 51:20
  >> Mikey Medina: Oh, I still eat cheese. I don't care.
• 51:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: You just take. Have you ever found, like, something that helps with
• 51:25
  that?
• 51:25
  >> Mikey Medina: Like, because probably the coffee that I
• 51:28
  drink.
• 51:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 51:30
  >> Mikey Medina: Because, like, it. It. It's worse during the
• 51:32
  summer. Because during the summer, I'm not drinking as much coffee.
• 51:35
  Right. Because right now I'm drinking two to three cups of coffee a
• 51:38
  day.
• 51:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep.
• 51:39
  >> Mikey Medina: And keep it loose as soon as,
• 51:42
  like, summers. Summer starts.
• 51:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 51:45
  >> Mikey Medina: It's. I'm still getting my caffeine by drinking soda or
• 51:48
  rock stars or whatever.
• 51:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 51:50
  >> Mikey Medina: But I'll get a Dutch Bros maybe once a week. Once every
• 51:53
  two weeks. And, like.
• 51:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: Ah.
• 51:56
  >> Mikey Medina: So I think that's what's doing it is the
• 51:58
  coffee.
• 51:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: Because I know some people that have lactose.
• 52:02
  They've got the, like, lactate or, like, milky or whatever
• 52:05
  the pills are.
• 52:05
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 52:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: You can sling those back and it.
• 52:08
  >> Mikey Medina: Like, neutralizes, but for a minimal amount
• 52:11
  of time. Yeah.
• 52:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 52:12
  >> Mikey Medina: I've. I've got. I know plenty of people who use it.
• 52:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Juana uses it every now and then, but,
• 52:18
  um. I just did. But that's more like when
• 52:20
  the. When the dairy does the
• 52:23
  opposite direction, like, where it's.
• 52:25
  >> Mikey Medina: I think so.
• 52:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Because I haven't found anybody that's like, oh, yeah, it plugs me up.
• 52:28
  And this helps. It seems to not.
• 52:31
  >> Mikey Medina: Mirror. Lacks. Helps with the other one.
• 52:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 52:35
  >> Mikey Medina: But that's also a laxative.
• 52:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Really soften it up. Yeah. You don't want any more wrestling.
• 52:39
  >> Mikey Medina: Wrestling.
• 52:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: You can't. That's too good.
• 52:42
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 52:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, when you started that story, I was thinking, why is he,
• 52:46
  like, what was the point of the laxative? And then you were like, yeah,
• 52:49
  to help cut weight. And I was like, all right.
• 52:51
  >> Mikey Medina: And that. That's the sad part. I just needed to cut, like, two pounds. I didn't want to
• 52:53
  go run anymore. So you just. Yeah.
• 52:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: Is that. And that works? Huh. Huh.
• 52:59
  >> Mikey Medina: It did. But. Oh, man, I made
• 53:01
  weight. Suffered the consequences with
• 53:04
  it.
• 53:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So did the other guy.
• 53:06
  >> Mikey Medina: Just a little bit. I mean, he came out
• 53:09
  on top. So in reality, who had
• 53:12
  the worst of that one?
• 53:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Oh, uh,
• 53:16
  gosh, that's. That's a rough.
• 53:19
  That's a rough look.
• 53:20
  >> Mikey Medina: Uh, any future wrestlers out there, please don't
• 53:23
  take laxatives to lose weight.
• 53:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 53:25
  >> Mikey Medina: Lesson learned.
• 53:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, don't do that. Um,
• 53:29
  yeah, that's. I couldn't imagine.
• 53:31
  Um, well, Mikey, we're. We're pretty close to the end
• 53:34
  here. I. I always ask everyone at the end of the show if you
• 53:37
  have any bathroom wisdom you want to bestow
• 53:40
  on people. What if you had advice or just
• 53:43
  sage wisdom about the bathroom? What would you tell
• 53:46
  people?
• 53:47
  >> Mikey Medina: Honestly? Uh, don't take your phone in there.
• 53:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 53:50
  >> Mikey Medina: Because like, I do it all the time.
• 53:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 53:52
  >> Mikey Medina: But sometimes I'm done pooping and
• 53:55
  five minutes later I'm finally getting done with my
• 53:58
  business. Uh, but also actually just
• 54:00
  learned this the other day. Uh,
• 54:03
  you apparently should not be blowing your
• 54:06
  nose while on the toilet.
• 54:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I've heard this. And this is, uh, this is going to be
• 54:10
  a look into thing, but yeah.
• 54:12
  >> Mikey Medina: And like going back to
• 54:15
  grunting, you should not be grunting and trying to like,
• 54:18
  force it out, you know, and so
• 54:21
  like, uh, a little weird. K. If you're in the
• 54:24
  situation to where you feel like you got a grunt, you got to like
• 54:28
  pulsate your butthole in a way.
• 54:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: Shoot.
• 54:31
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 54:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, yeah.
• 54:32
  >> Mikey Medina: And like, it'll just. At some point, once it comes out, it'll just keep
• 54:35
  going. Kegel. It just basically. And it
• 54:38
  like it slowly works its way out without having
• 54:41
  to put so much strain. You shouldn't be straining.
• 54:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: I never have to strain. Mine's like, again.
• 54:46
  It's. There's. It flies right out.
• 54:48
  >> Mikey Medina: And that's the coffee.
• 54:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it. It has to be because
• 54:52
  I like liquids that I drink are like
• 54:55
  coffee and either sugar free. And
• 54:58
  I know sugar free is bad. I know people tell me all the time, but like, this
• 55:01
  is pretty much water with essence.
• 55:04
  I'm. I'm an old man as far as what I drink.
• 55:06
  >> Mikey Medina: That's okay.
• 55:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, no, that's good advice. Um, I think
• 55:11
  the sneezing on the toilet is like, it
• 55:14
  prevents like, hemorrhoids or like you like poop in your guts or
• 55:17
  something. I don't know. I think. Wild.
• 55:20
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. That's some science. We gotta.
• 55:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna have to go do a little science.
• 55:24
  Um, looking into that. But,
• 55:27
  um. Well, cool. Mikey, thank you for doing this.
• 55:30
  >> Mikey Medina: Of course. This was fun.
• 55:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: Ah. Uh, it was.
• 55:32
  >> Mikey Medina: I would love to be here again.
• 55:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: Sweet. We'll. We'll set it up for. For future. We'll
• 55:36
  have to. Maybe we'll have to combo deal you with somebody. I've
• 55:39
  done a couple of doubles, and those are always like, oh, my
• 55:42
  gosh.
• 55:42
  >> Mikey Medina: You know, I wouldn't mind if you can
• 55:45
  get j. A in here.
• 55:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, um.
• 55:49
  >> Mikey Medina: My head teacher.
• 55:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. For many reasons. I don't know if that'll
• 55:54
  happen, but.
• 55:54
  >> Mikey Medina: Probably would love to. I feel like that would be so fun.
• 55:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm a pretty open book as far as, like, if someone's willing to
• 56:00
  sit down with me in a bathroom, I'm willing to try to
• 56:03
  figure out how to make. I'm trying to think, like, yeah,
• 56:06
  coach wearman. I can see you and coach wearman.
• 56:09
  >> Mikey Medina: Doing a good show. That would be fun.
• 56:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: Or. Or. Or you and your brother. If I could get your
• 56:14
  brother, I.
• 56:15
  >> Mikey Medina: Honestly, I don't think that could happen.
• 56:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah.
• 56:18
  >> Mikey Medina: Uh, he's got the dad life. And, like.
• 56:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I have a way of, like, making
• 56:23
  people realize. I think it's when they're like,
• 56:26
  oh, wait, he's a dad.
• 56:29
  >> Mikey Medina: But also, you got to think, too. It's like, me and my brother, we're.
• 56:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: You're pretty different.
• 56:32
  >> Mikey Medina: We're cut from the same cloth.
• 56:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 56:34
  >> Mikey Medina: We're.
• 56:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 56:35
  >> Mikey Medina: Different material.
• 56:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's so true.
• 56:38
  >> Mikey Medina: Uh.
• 56:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like, it's so funny to me. Like, you guys are so
• 56:42
  funny.
• 56:42
  >> Mikey Medina: I remember. I think it was last
• 56:45
  year, I went into your room, and I. Like, I said something.
• 56:49
  Why. Why do you guys put up with his stuff? You know,
• 56:52
  it's like, because I'm funny.
• 56:54
  Yeah. And they think it's funny.
• 56:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 56:57
  >> Mikey Medina: So I don't think my brother.
• 56:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: I think it's just because you're the little brother. You know what I mean? Like,
• 57:02
  I think he. It's. He's like, I
• 57:05
  can't think. He's funny. He's my little brother.
• 57:08
  >> Mikey Medina: And that. That's. That's what I feel like, too. I don't think he's funny. He's my
• 57:11
  bigger brother. You know what I'm saying?
• 57:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: I think he is funny, though. That's why, like, he's. He's different
• 57:15
  funny. He's like, um. Outraged at the
• 57:18
  world. Funny to me. Like, he just. He's like, I can't believe
• 57:21
  this. I just, you know, I cannot believe this is happening.
• 57:24
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. I feel like my brother's lid is just.
• 57:27
  It's. It's not completely off of
• 57:30
  his head, but, like, he's like a little kettle.
• 57:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 57:33
  >> Mikey Medina: You know? Whereas, like, it just sits there and dangles.
• 57:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, he's gonna hear this. He's like.
• 57:41
  >> Mikey Medina: My brother knows I love him.
• 57:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 57:43
  >> Mikey Medina: Uh, absolutely. He's just.
• 57:45
  He's funny. Yeah, he's funny, but I think
• 57:48
  I'm real life scenario funny while
• 57:51
  he's
• 57:54
  just, uh. He's. He's funny.
• 57:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: He's a. He's a little more filtered, I think.
• 57:57
  >> Mikey Medina: Very much so. Very much so.
• 58:00
  Uh, it's good.
• 58:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: Has its place.
• 58:02
  >> Mikey Medina: I sometimes don't tend to have a filter, as some people
• 58:05
  may have learned. You know, it's great. As I'm
• 58:08
  talking about here. Pulsating my butthole to poop.
• 58:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, again, it's pretty at home
• 58:13
  on this show. I've heard, like, I had a guy, he's like, yeah, I'm gonna wash my
• 58:16
  legs. No need. Water
• 58:19
  runs down. There's no need to wash legs. And
• 58:21
  I'm. And I just. And I'm sitting in like this, and I'm
• 58:24
  going, okay,
• 58:27
  where. How did we get here?
• 58:28
  >> Mikey Medina: You know, that used to be a thought process, Right.
• 58:31
  And, like, when.
• 58:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: But you were probably, you know, under
• 58:35
  20.
• 58:36
  >> Mikey Medina: Definitely, right? I was probably. I was probably
• 58:38
  under 12.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, exactly.
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  >> Mikey Medina: But it was like, why do I need to put body wash on when
• 58:43
  I've just shampooed my hair?
• 58:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep. And it's a thought that every. I think every kid
• 58:48
  has, but. But that's just that they quit
• 58:51
  being a kid at some point and they're like, no,
• 58:54
  no, the whole thing is just randy. Like, I've
• 58:57
  got to get the whole thing clean. Um,
• 59:00
  yeah, so I've heard all sorts. Like, oh, I've heard
• 59:03
  somebody's like, oh, yeah, my dad eats steak in the shower.
• 59:06
  And I'm like, that is just the most baffling.
• 59:09
  Chris Lachman told me. Eats ribs on the toilet.
• 59:13
  >> Mikey Medina: Why does that not surprise me?
• 59:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: It doesn't surprise me, but I'm like, so once you're
• 59:17
  there and you got the ribs everywhere,
• 59:19
  what next? Because you're not grabbing toilet
• 59:22
  paper. Not with sticky rib juice
• 59:25
  all over your fingers.
• 59:28
  Uh, right. See, like. So, Mikey, what I'm
• 59:31
  saying is, is the. The pulsating butthole, which. It
• 59:33
  might end up being it. I hope it's not.
• 59:37
  It might end up being the title. But, like,
• 59:40
  please. No. No, it won't.
• 59:43
  >> Mikey Medina: That would be so funny.
• 59:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: It could be either that or just, like, something with that
• 59:47
  pillowcase. Just the unfortunate pillowcase or
• 59:49
  something. You know it.
• 59:50
  >> Mikey Medina: But.
• 59:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: But it's just like, it's so at
• 59:54
  home. Like, there's. Everybody's
• 59:56
  different.
• 59:59
  >> Mikey Medina: Chris, uh, Luckman, if you're, uh, tuning in on
• 1:00:02
  this one, he'll hear it, probably. Please
• 1:00:05
  reach out to me. Because, uh, one, I miss you, buddy.
• 1:00:07
  Two. I think you still got that picture of me passed out
• 1:00:10
  on you. Oh, yeah, Did.
• 1:00:13
  Uh, my senior year at State,
• 1:00:15
  uh, after I was out of the tournament, I got two 10
• 1:00:18
  pieces.
• 1:00:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 1:00:19
  >> Mikey Medina: Ah, from McDonald's. Ate them and then passed out on
• 1:00:22
  Chris and like, he took a
• 1:00:25
  picture and sent it to his wife and, like.
• 1:00:28
  >> Hunter Hoover: Sounds exactly.
• 1:00:29
  >> Mikey Medina: But yeah. No, uh, that's awesome, actually.
• 1:00:32
  That would be fun.
• 1:00:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Get me.
• 1:00:35
  >> Mikey Medina: Yes.
• 1:00:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: He'd do it too.
• 1:00:37
  >> Mikey Medina: I. That would be great because I think he's.
• 1:00:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: He's actually. He's at least
• 1:00:43
  been on. He's been on like two and a half
• 1:00:46
  times. The half is a.
• 1:00:50
  He played Santa.
• 1:00:52
  >> Mikey Medina: Oh, I like Santa.
• 1:00:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So he was my
• 1:00:56
  Santa one year.
• 1:00:58
  >> Mikey Medina: I'll be your elf.
• 1:00:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: Are you for real? You're making a joke.
• 1:01:02
  But it's an
• 1:01:05
  undeniable fact that I'm looking for an angry Alfred.
• 1:01:08
  >> Mikey Medina: If. I mean, uh, that's not a fake
• 1:01:10
  thing. Like how angry wrestling
• 1:01:13
  coach angry.
• 1:01:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: Or like, uh, bring whatever energy you need, like,
• 1:01:17
  uh, just how you really.
• 1:01:18
  >> Mikey Medina: Feel in real life situation. Yeah,
• 1:01:20
  Yeah, I can do that.
• 1:01:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So that's really the. The motive. Also
• 1:01:25
  there is this little, like, undertone of like, you're a little jealous of the
• 1:01:28
  reindeer because Santa has
• 1:01:31
  like, I don't know, Santa takes baths with the reindeer.
• 1:01:33
  It's the world of.
• 1:01:36
  >> Mikey Medina: Privy's got a weird Christmas
• 1:01:38
  imagination.
• 1:01:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah. Our. Our. Our Santa is a
• 1:01:42
  little different than. Than most.
• 1:01:44
  >> Mikey Medina: Okay.
• 1:01:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. It's essentially just Chris, but
• 1:01:48
  shirtless.
• 1:01:48
  >> Mikey Medina: Oh.
• 1:01:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:50
  >> Mikey Medina: Nice.
• 1:01:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So we can talk about that because that's
• 1:01:54
  a for real thing that I'm working on
• 1:01:56
  currently. Well, Mikey, thank you for being
• 1:01:59
  here. Um. Um, I'm going to do. The part of the
• 1:02:02
  show that I tell people when they're on is like, you know, when
• 1:02:05
  if you have a dog or you have a dog and they're in the
• 1:02:08
  backyard and they're taking a dump
• 1:02:11
  and they always, like, make eye contact with you while they're
• 1:02:14
  pooping.
• 1:02:14
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah.
• 1:02:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: And they're like. They know that you're watching them and they can't
• 1:02:17
  really do anything about it. So the dog is me
• 1:02:20
  right now, closing out the show because
• 1:02:23
  now that we've had this nice conversation, I get to sit here and just
• 1:02:26
  talk and say all the emails and stuff
• 1:02:29
  while you watch. And I feel like a dog taking a dump.
• 1:02:32
  So that's the part of the show that we're in
• 1:02:34
  now.
• 1:02:35
  >> Mikey Medina: Cool.
• 1:02:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: So this has been another episode of Privy. Thank you for being
• 1:02:39
  here. Uh, well, we'll Keep the social stuff short. You
• 1:02:41
  can follow us previewcast. Do you want people to find
• 1:02:44
  you on the Internet?
• 1:02:45
  >> Mikey Medina: They can.
• 1:02:46
  >> Hunter Hoover: Where do you want people to find you?
• 1:02:48
  >> Mikey Medina: Uh, geez. I only got Facebook
• 1:02:50
  and I don't really use my
• 1:02:53
  Instagram. But yeah, you can find me on
• 1:02:56
  Facebook, Instagram, or like, Snapchat. Uh,
• 1:02:59
  I think it's.
• 1:02:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: We'll stick some links in there, too.
• 1:03:03
  Magic.
• 1:03:03
  >> Mikey Medina: Uh, underscore mikey3 for
• 1:03:06
  Instagram.
• 1:03:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's too good.
• 1:03:09
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, that is a. That is my Instagram name. I
• 1:03:12
  think my Snapchat is like, Mikey is a God. Which, you know,
• 1:03:15
  think about it now. Probably shouldn't have made it that. Because I am, um,
• 1:03:18
  nowhere near God, like,
• 1:03:21
  anymore. I guess you could say I used to be fast at
• 1:03:24
  one point, but that was about it.
• 1:03:27
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, Mikey.
• 1:03:28
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah, it's too good.
• 1:03:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, we'll put links down below, but go check Mikey out.
• 1:03:32
  Say hi. Uh, check out what he's doing. He's doing good
• 1:03:34
  stuff with the wrestling team and. And there's sometimes
• 1:03:37
  some things on there about that.
• 1:03:39
  >> Mikey Medina: Yeah. So if you ever have any kids wrestling Monday, uh,
• 1:03:42
  November 4th through, like, January,
• 1:03:45
  who knows when. Yeah, send your kids up.
• 1:03:47
  Yeah, email me, send me a
• 1:03:50
  message. Ah, on Facebook, whatever. And we'll talk.
• 1:03:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: Sweet. That'd be good. Yeah, we'll build that. Keep building that.
• 1:03:55
  Because you're you. And yeah, all those crew are doing good
• 1:03:58
  stuff there. Um, well, yeah, this has been another episode of
• 1:04:01
  Privy. Thanks for Kevin and Poddington for the use of your music this week.
• 1:04:04
  You can send us an email. Privycast, gmail.com. we'll
• 1:04:07
  close it out. Keep pooping in the free world. Own your
• 1:04:10
  stank. Don't sneeze while you're pooping. And now, as
• 1:04:12
  always, don't forget to flush.
• 1:04:15
  And I just cram this right back here.
• 1:04:23
  Really captures it
• 1:04:28
  cool.