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Kim K Reacts to P Diddy and Celebrity Impressionists Taylor Owen and James Neal · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: couple corrections from the previous show that I did. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like inundated with this P. Diddy stuff. And
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  Speaker 1: we talked about Justin Bieber. And I said there was
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  Speaker 1: I said Bridget Nielsen, who is an actress from the
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  Speaker 1: 80s and 90s, attacked him on stage. It was Jenny McCarthy.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the photo he came up to get his award.
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  Speaker 1: She announced it and then she grabbed him to be funny,
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  Speaker 1: grabbed his ass, kissed him. And he's like, whoa, see,
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  Speaker 1: I'm violated. Again, like I said in the previous episode,
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  Speaker 1: it was low-hanging fruit. It was trying to be funny
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  Speaker 1: for some reason. A lot of people thought because he
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  Speaker 1: was a young teenage heartthrob that it was okay for
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  Speaker 1: adults to touch and grab him even at award show.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm sure she regrets it and didn't mean anything
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  Speaker 1: by it. But it was Jenny McCarthy, not Bridget Nielsen
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  Speaker 1: and not Pink. Many of you remembered it in your
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  Speaker 1: head as Pink, but it was her.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Also, the seven kids that he has, I didn't realize
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  Speaker 1: he has two young twins with someone else, but his
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  Speaker 1: kids have spoken. P. Diddy's children have spoken about all
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  Speaker 1: the discussion about their mother, the four that are the
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  Speaker 1: kids of Kim Porter. They put out a statement about
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  Speaker 1: their mother and the conversation. about her dying of pneumonia
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  Speaker 1: and that people think it's suspicious and thinks maybe P.
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  Speaker 1: Diddy had something to do with it. Also, the book
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  Speaker 1: that I talked about, I was correct. I'm glad I
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  Speaker 1: predicted that it wasn't real. They are saying it's not real.
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  Speaker 1: So somebody put that book out as Kim Porter's book,
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  Speaker 1: but there's no proof that those are actually her words.
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  Speaker 1: And they wrote, the kids wrote, We have seen so
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  Speaker 1: many hurtful kids of P. Diddy, the four. And this
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  Speaker 1: is coming from Quincy Christian, the two boys, and Jesse
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  Speaker 1: and Dalila. They are Kim Porter's and Sean Combs' kids.
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  Speaker 1: And it says, we have seen so many hurtful and
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  Speaker 1: false rumors circulating about our parents, Kim Porter and Sean
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  Speaker 1: Combs' relationship, as well as about our mom's tragic passing
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  Speaker 1: that we feel the need to speak out. Claims that
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  Speaker 1: our mom wrote a book are simply untrue. She did not,
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  Speaker 1: and anyone claiming to have a manuscript is misrepresenting themselves. Additionally,
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  Speaker 1: please understand that any so-called friend speaking on behalf of
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  Speaker 1: our mom or her family is not a friend, nor
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  Speaker 1: do they have her best interests at heart. Our lives
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  Speaker 1: were shattered when we lost our mother. She was our
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  Speaker 1: whole world, and nothing has been the same since she passed.
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  Speaker 1: While it has been increasingly difficult to reconcile how she
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  Speaker 1: could have been taken from us. Um, they cope every
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  Speaker 1: day and we are deeply saddened that the world has
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  Speaker 1: made a spectacle of what has been the most tragic
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  Speaker 1: event of our lives. Our mother should be remembered for
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  Speaker 1: the beautiful, strong, kind, and loving woman she was. Also
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  Speaker 1: the daughters who I think are 17. I just saw
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  Speaker 1: a report that they are looking for a place to
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  Speaker 1: rent in LA since the homes, um, of P Diddy
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  Speaker 1: have been taken over, you know, and raided. Also he
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  Speaker 1: paid off those homes. And I was like, what is
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  Speaker 1: the point of paying off your $ 50 million house in Miami?
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  Speaker 1: Knowing that you might be arrested, what would be the
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  Speaker 1: point of that? And what I was told is that
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  Speaker 1: in Florida and Texas, there's a homestead law, which means
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  Speaker 1: that the home now is paid off. And so regardless
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  Speaker 1: of whether he goes to prison or in all these lawsuits,
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  Speaker 1: He can declare bankruptcy or they can take the money
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  Speaker 1: that he has, but they cannot take his house. The
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  Speaker 1: house is most likely in a trust and those kids
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  Speaker 1: will get to live there or own it or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But that was the reasoning behind paying off those large
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  Speaker 1: mortgages of those luxury homes before he was put behind bars. Now,
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  Speaker 1: our girl Jaguar Wright, I mean, she is all over TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how many interviews she did. but they
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  Speaker 1: just keep popping up in different people's feeds. Then they
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  Speaker 1: post it and then I see it. And I mean,
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  Speaker 1: she's amazing. And there's even been some people that are like,
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  Speaker 1: kind of like, okay, I've seen how many more things
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  Speaker 1: is she going to drop on us? So she recently
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  Speaker 1: gave an opinion about the book of Kim Porter. And
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  Speaker 1: she said, wouldn't it be interesting if maybe Diddy had
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  Speaker 1: something with putting out that book? Because then it would
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  Speaker 1: be this, then whatever comes out after would be like,
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  Speaker 1: this is the truth. So she thinks the book that
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  Speaker 1: went out that does not make P. Diddy look good,
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  Speaker 1: there's abuse allegations, physical abuse allegations and stories in there.
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  Speaker 1: He had someone put that out. Now it's been debunked.
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  Speaker 1: It's not her words. And now a real book will
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  Speaker 1: come out, which will be told to us that those
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  Speaker 1: are her real words. And it might put P. Diddy
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  Speaker 1: in a much better light and change the narrative of
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  Speaker 1: what we've been told in the last few weeks. So
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  Speaker 1: kind of an interesting theory. She goes off on so
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  Speaker 1: many different people and tells so many things. And I
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  Speaker 1: was seeing her years prior A lot of people are like, wow, Kanye,
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  Speaker 1: Cat Williams, and Jaguar need to go on tour and
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  Speaker 1: just have their own BravoCon, except to call it P. DiddyCon.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, and tell their stories. Also, there was
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  Speaker 1: the lawsuit, to remind you, of the steward on the
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  Speaker 1: yacht who was suing Christian Combs and I think P. Diddy,
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  Speaker 1: both of them. To remind you of that story, this
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  Speaker 1: is Coming from Bravo Boo, she reposted this lawyer who
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  Speaker 1: put it out originally. And, oh, she's not a lawyer. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: her TikTok name is I'm not a lawyer. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: she explained it very well. And that lawsuit is the
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  Speaker 1: one that happened based on an incident that happened in
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  Speaker 1: 21 where this woman was working, much like you'd see
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  Speaker 1: on a below deck. and P. Diddy was there, and
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  Speaker 1: she claims in her lawsuit that different women and sex
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  Speaker 1: workers that she thought were sex workers were coming on
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  Speaker 1: and off the boat. They'd have some drinks that were
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  Speaker 1: provided by these guys and seemed like they were instantly intoxicated,
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  Speaker 1: so maybe there was something in the alcohol that was
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  Speaker 1: laced with something. Then Christian comes on, P. Diddy's son,
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  Speaker 1: and he's very aggressive with her. He's trying to get
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  Speaker 1: her to do shots and things. Finally, she like does
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  Speaker 1: a shot just to like appease him why he's supposedly
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  Speaker 1: going to do some music. She gets trapped in a
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  Speaker 1: like makeshift studio room. I mean, she's groped at and,
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  Speaker 1: you know, humiliated and touched and everything. And according to
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  Speaker 1: her lawsuit, the captain got a huge tip, like we
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  Speaker 1: see on blow deck, a huge tip to, in her opinion,
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  Speaker 1: stay silent about the annex that went the antics that
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  Speaker 1: went on on this yacht. And so that's one of many. Also,
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  Speaker 1: Dawn Richards, she was one of the girls in Danity Kane.
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  Speaker 1: That was P. Diddy's MTV show, Making of the Band.
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  Speaker 1: He made a boy band, and then the next season
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  Speaker 1: he made a girl band, and that was the one
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  Speaker 1: with Aubrey O'Day. Once that fell apart and she was gone,
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  Speaker 1: Dawn Richards says in her lawsuit that she continued to
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  Speaker 1: work on, like, Dirty Money, I don't know if that
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  Speaker 1: was a group or an album, with P. Diddy. And
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  Speaker 1: her lawsuit came out, I think, on September 12th of
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  Speaker 1: this year, and then Diddy was arrested on the 17th.
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  Speaker 2: Her.
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  Speaker 1: The stuff I've read on this and seen people explore
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  Speaker 1: it a little bit more, it's really awful. It's, you know, again,
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  Speaker 1: horrible language, abuse, abuse of just working conditions. Like she'd
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  Speaker 1: have to go so long without eating or sleeping. At
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  Speaker 1: one point, she was thrown in like a car with
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  Speaker 1: no doors to get out. And thank God she had
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  Speaker 1: her phone and it was cold. She didn't have her coat.
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  Speaker 1: There was no heat in this car. And thank God
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  Speaker 1: she had her phone. She called her father, who drove
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  Speaker 1: from Baltimore to come to Manhattan and basically rescue her
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  Speaker 1: and have a conversation with P. Diddy of like, you're
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  Speaker 1: not going to mess with my daughter anymore. Absolutely. There's
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  Speaker 1: so many claims in this thing. It's awful that she
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  Speaker 1: witnessed Cassie being abused several times, saw the parties, saw
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  Speaker 1: people being taken advantage of. And even when according to her,
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  Speaker 1: her dad came to rescue her. He did. He was like,
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  Speaker 1: you're ruining your daughter's career. Like by you coming down
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  Speaker 1: here and all this stuff. And you know, this is
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  Speaker 1: very similar to the whole stuff with our Kelly and
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Weinstein. Again, you're getting in this situation. It's your career.
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  Speaker 1: And you feel like if I speak up, if I
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  Speaker 1: do anything, then all that I worked for and all
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  Speaker 1: the horrible shit that I put up with all the abuse,
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  Speaker 1: verbal abuse and everything else, um, is all for nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Because not only will I not be part of the P.
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  Speaker 1: Diddy record label and all that, I'll most likely be
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  Speaker 1: banned from doing it anywhere else. So that is why
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  Speaker 1: wondering why are people coming forward now? Because they can.
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  Speaker 1: Because he's behind bars and they can come forward with
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  Speaker 1: their story. And once Cassie came forward, then everybody else
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  Speaker 1: came forward. The same thing happened with Me Too with
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Weinstein. It takes one person and then There is
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  Speaker 1: validity there because then all these people come forward. So
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: people saying, oh, why did it take 23 years? Because
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  Speaker 1: maybe you did think about doing it and the people
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  Speaker 1: around you were like, oh, my God, shut up. Do
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  Speaker 1: not say a thing. You will be ruined. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to even talk to you again if you say that.
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  Speaker 1: We've heard that before where people would cry to their
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  Speaker 1: agents and the agents would be like, no, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: even going to stand behind you on this because this
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  Speaker 1: is the biggest mogul in the business. And that's how
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  Speaker 1: these things go on and on and on. latest lawsuit
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  Speaker 1: just came out today. Gloria Allred has a new client.
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  Speaker 1: This girl, and I don't know a lot about it
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  Speaker 1: because it literally just dropped before I recorded. I think
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  Speaker 1: her name is pronounced Thalia Graves, and she is saying
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  Speaker 1: that she was violently raped by him in 2001. So again,
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  Speaker 1: this was a long time ago, but now she has
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  Speaker 1: the backing and You know, if she would have come forward,
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  Speaker 1: if she would have knocked on Gloria Allred's door, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just saying no offense to Gloria Allred or any attorney.
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  Speaker 1: If she would have knocked on that door in 2020
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  Speaker 1: or I don't know that they would have taken on
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  Speaker 1: her case. They would have said, oh, it's 23 years. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you were there. You were you know, you knew them before.
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  Speaker 1: You were friendly with them. Now attorneys are like, OK, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: look at who we're dealing with. Clearly. Your story goes
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: with everybody else's. And if you have receipts that you
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  Speaker 1: were there on a timeline, people are going to most
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  Speaker 1: likely believe you. They're asking for jury trials and everything else.
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  Speaker 1: Nancy Grace has gotten into it. And a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people are, and she shared about Eminem's song. Now, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people are talking about this song that came out.
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  Speaker 1: And what Eminem raps is, I'm like a, and then
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  Speaker 1: he spells R-A-P-E-R. OK, so that does not spell rapper.
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  Speaker 1: Got so many essays, meaning, you know, assaults. Wait, he
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  Speaker 1: didn't just spell the word rapper and then he says it.
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  Speaker 1: He left out the P. Did he? P. Did he?
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  Speaker 2: Get it.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: R.I.P. Rest in peace, Biggie and Pac. Both of you
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  Speaker 1: all should be living. Now, there's a lot of, you know,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of talk that Sean Combs, P. Diddy had
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: a beef. with Biggie and Tupac. R.I.P. Rest in peace,
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  Speaker 1: Biggie and Pac. Both of you all should be living
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  Speaker 1: because he might put a hit on me like Keefie D.
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  Speaker 1: Get him. I don't know who Keefie D.
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  Speaker 2: Is.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, again, he was spilling it. He was telling it.
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  Speaker 1: And this is one of his newest songs since his
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  Speaker 1: latest album, which was like a bit of a comeback.
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  Speaker 1: There was a big lull between him doing music. And
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  Speaker 1: he's spilling the beans, too. So now everybody's talking. Also,
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  Speaker 1: Daily Mail just put out this. A disturbing video of
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  Speaker 1: Diddy kissing his mother on the lips just has resurfaced.
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  Speaker 1: He's there with his mother, and he's talking about how
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  Speaker 1: great his mom is, how much fun they have together.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, and she can get on all fours
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  Speaker 1: with her hands, with her palms flat. People thought that
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  Speaker 1: was a weird sexual thing to say about your mom.
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  Speaker 1: It could be just that she is older but very, like,
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  Speaker 1: fit because it is a challenge to, like, touch your
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  Speaker 1: toes with your hands flat. I don't know. Suge Knight,
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  Speaker 1: who is in prison, just did a prison interview with
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  Speaker 1: Chris Cuomo, and in that he says that P. Diddy
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  Speaker 1: was abused. as a child, and therefore he became an abuser,
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  Speaker 1: along with a lot of other claims that I only
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  Speaker 1: am hearing bits and pieces. So a lot more of
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  Speaker 1: the stuff that I know that's a little more inside
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  Speaker 1: will be on Friday's Patreon. I just want to get
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  Speaker 1: through the latest things. Then there's a photo of them
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  Speaker 1: in this video they did together that was a kiss
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  Speaker 1: on the lips, but did look a little strange for
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  Speaker 1: most mothers and sons at that age, my opinion. Then
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  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian's lawyer has issued a cease and desist to
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  Speaker 1: a user over claims tied to Diddy Tapes. A person
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  Speaker 1: put on X that they have information that Kim– they're
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  Speaker 1: not even saying allegedly. So I'm saying allegedly there is
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  Speaker 1: a person out there posting on social media saying that
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  Speaker 1: Kim– would, you know, drug men and take information from
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  Speaker 1: them and all this other stuff that she was involved somehow.
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  Speaker 1: And so the cease and desist is to say, do
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  Speaker 1: not make any kind of claims that I'm involved in
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  Speaker 1: anything nefarious with P. Diddy. And the person that got
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  Speaker 1: the cease and desist is like, no, you don't scare me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming out with more.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 1: very interestingly, also lots of videos of P Diddy on Ellen.
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  Speaker 1: He was on, oh my God, probably over a hundred times,
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  Speaker 1: certainly 20 times throughout the years. They're good friends. They say,
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  Speaker 1: I love you, all of this. And then in all
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  Speaker 1: of this, Ellen's big comeback, um, standup came out yesterday
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  Speaker 1: on Netflix, her standup special calling for your it's called
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  Speaker 1: for your Instead of For Your Consideration, it's called For
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  Speaker 1: Your Approval. And Kris Jenner was like, everybody watch this. And,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: you know, people in the comments were like, wow, what timing,
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  Speaker 1: you know, what timing. But maybe that'll get people to
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  Speaker 1: watch it. I don't know. But clearly she would have
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  Speaker 1: all these people on her show. But they were all
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  Speaker 1: huge stars. And they all kept their mouths shut, all
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  Speaker 1: of them, whether they knew about it, didn't know about it,
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  Speaker 1: were like, la, la, la, I don't want to hear
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  Speaker 1: about it. I just go to the fun parties and
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  Speaker 1: have you on my show. I've never been to any
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  Speaker 1: back rooms. I've never seen your 785 dildos. I'm allergic
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  Speaker 1: to baby oil. Who knows? But these are the things
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  Speaker 1: that are like just being, it's just absolutely overwhelming. And
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  Speaker 1: some people on the internet are like, I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: I'm watching the downfall of Hollywood. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: that's true. Most people are not speaking about it at all,
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  Speaker 1: just because they were in a photo or friendly or,
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  Speaker 1: you know, good friends for many years. If they're not
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  Speaker 1: mentioned in the indictment or they don't know if they are,
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  Speaker 1: we are not hearing from anybody else. Nobody is like saying, hey,
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  Speaker 1: let's let justice see its course or I don't know
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  Speaker 1: anything about this, but I stand with the victims. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: everyone is just being silent like they never even heard
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  Speaker 1: a P. Diddy song before. And then let's just remember
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  Speaker 1: the queen. This popped up when Rose McGowan said, Let
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  Speaker 1: us know how she really felt. This was an interview
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  Speaker 1: on Nightline during the Me Too. And she was being
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: asked about her co-star, Alyssa Milano. And she's like, I
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: don't like her. And the interviewer's like, why? And she's like,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: because she's a lie. Do you think I don't know
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: these people? Do you think I don't know who she's
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: married to? A big agent, CAA. Who created the Me
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Too movement? Why, for good PR? Hmm. And it is
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: just like chilling the way she delivered that. You got
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: to look up that interview. And I kind of want
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: to see where she is today. I'd love to have
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: her on Juicy Scoop after all these years. All these
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: people that are like, I screamed from the rooftops. Everyone
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: ignored me. Everyone tried to screw me over, screw my career,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: stopped inviting me to parties. And now, hello. Like, I
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: was trying to tell you. The car is beautiful. Where
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: did you end up going for it? This exclusive place
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: that Dad has connections with. They have more cars for
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: more dealerships than, like, anywhere else. You have to put
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: me in touch. What's it called? It's Dunaidial.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: Where?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I got it on Dundale Cars.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: Lift?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: No.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Done deal, cars.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks. and yet somehow have found a
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: filed against me.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: He said, I have a work debt. I need a
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: home debt. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: started crying.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: It's about what happens next.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: I decided to risk it all.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have two new guests.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: They are hilarious, they're attractive. They are a couple in love, heterosexuals,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: and comedians. Hello and welcome Taylor Owen and her now fiance,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: James Mitchell Neal. Welcome to Juicy Scoop.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Wow, thank you. What a welcome.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Great introduction.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Great introduction.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: We are very happy to be here.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I think the first thing I saw in my feed
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: that came about was maybe like a year or two ago,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: and it was you guys doing Succession.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: But you had a couple other. So what you guys
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: do is you would play all the parts. You would
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: do the music behind. You would shoot it really well,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: really good impressions, and the tone of the show, but Now,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: in that one, you had a couple other players. You
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: had someone playing the dad.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Yes, we did.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: So who are those other people? How do you find
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: all those people?
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: It was just one. His name's Michael Nearing.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: And funny enough, he is the person who introduced us
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: back at Chapman University. He was our theater professor.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you're Southern California people.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where we met.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm from Connecticut.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: But I went to school at Chapman.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: So that's where we met. And this theater professor, Michael,
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: was like, I think you two, you know, maybe are
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: more than just friends. And we're like, oh, that's interesting.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: So, wait, at first you were just friends?
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, we were just good friends.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: You didn't think he was cute?
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I saw him, and I was like, oh,
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: that's my husband. Did you really? Yeah, I swear to God,
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: I called my best friend.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: She called her best friend, yeah.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: And then he walked out of the room, didn't notice me.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: I was shy, you know. I transferred in. I went
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: to a school up in North Cal. Which one? Community College.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: It was Flint Hill.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: Okay, cool.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: And I transferred into Chapman, didn't know anybody. And she
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: was just so great, so forward, and introduced herself to me.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: So forward. That's like the nice way of being. Well,
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: I saw him in the morning. And then in the afternoon,
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm never going to see him again.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: This is it. Like, it's over. Then we were both
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: in play practice for Michael Nearing's play.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I love that you call it play practice.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was cute. I don't know why you say that,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: of course.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Because that's what I always used to say, too. And
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: then people like would, Would make fun of me like
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: later on. They just didn't get it. We wouldn't call
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: it rehearsal. My sister and I always called it play practice.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: It was play practice.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: That's what we did. And he walked in and I
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: was like, oh my God, there he is again. So
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: I went up and I was like, hey, you're new here.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Why don't I take you for a drink? And he
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: was like, I have a girlfriend.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Which I did. It wasn't a cop out.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: You did have a girlfriend.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I was seeing someone at the time. So I was
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: doing the right thing.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: He was so respectful. It was disgusting.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Um, but yeah, she definitely caught my eye and we
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: were just good friends for like a good year, year
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: and a half. And so we started dating. Wait.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: And then how do you go from being good friends
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: for a year? Cause a lot of people will say, Oh,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I'm in the friend zone. And you guys make fun
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: of romantic comedies, which I want to get into. But
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: it always seems that's a very common thing for romantic
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: comedy that you're just friends. And then, Then something happens
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: or the girl starts dating somebody and then the guy
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: suddenly realizes that's the girl for me. So what happened
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: to make you go or you go? I'm going to
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: finally lean over and shove my tongue down this person's throat.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I think I think I was playing the long game,
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: you know, so that was always my objective. I was
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: always like, we're going to end up together. But I
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: just had to let him wait to come to that realization.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: And then I got a little impatient and I was like, buddy,
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: you're passing this up. Like, mom is going to move on.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: You said that?
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Just one day.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Well, she went out to London for this theater tour.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Same same professor, Michael. He took her and a bunch
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: of other students. And I heard that she was, you know,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: having her fun out there. And we weren't dating yet.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: We weren't exclusive. And, you know, I got a little jealous. Oh,
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah. It only happens on Juicy Scoop. It's a scoop, baby.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It's a scoop. Yeah.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: So I just had to have some London boys for
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: him to realize what was in front of him.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: It worked.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: There's our advice. Go to London.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: That is kind of like a, you know, a rom-com.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: True.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's very rom-com. Friends to fiancés.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Here we are.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Friends to fiancés.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: How old are you guys now? 30.
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: 30.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Now, when you hear people being like, oh, my gosh,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: you didn't sow your wild oats enough. You met in college.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Now you're engaged. I saw that engagement on your trip.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: And your ring is absolutely stunning.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: It's a very unique ring.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Good, both real good sized diamonds. One is a pair
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: and one is a rectangle together and it's stunning.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Just in case she didn't like one, she
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: got two.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Wow, what a line. And a lot of people who
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: follow you guys, the comments were very funny because, I mean,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I might have even said something about it being incestual
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: because you played the succession characters and did funny parodies.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: You came off like brothers and sisters. I did not
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: know you were romantic. Until I saw the engagement photo.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I almost didn't know if it was like real. Wow.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: You thought it was another bit.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: You never know online.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: People will keep the bit going.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: We still keep it going. But even when people would
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: start to recognize us, someone went up to him, they
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: were like, I love you and your sister and your dad.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: You guys are so funny. We're like, that is so wrong,
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: but thank you so much.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: We love it.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: And no, but I remember seeing something like on whatever,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: like on a Today Show or something. where this woman,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: it was a few years ago, and she's like, you know,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: there was this movement away from, like, finding your husband
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: in college. Like, I remember when I first started at USC,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: this guy, like, jokingly said, are you here for your
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: MRS degree? And I'm like, what is that? I was like,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: what is that? I'm like, no, I don't plan on
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: finding my husband at 22.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: That's so funny.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: And then, and like, in my day, like, yeah, people
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: got pinned in the sororities and there were a couple
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: weddings right out of school. Then I feel like the
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: people that are like 40, it was really pushed to like,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: you were watching Sex and the City and like, you
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: definitely want to show your wild oats and everything. So anyway,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: this woman came forward and she's like, let me tell
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: you something, girls. Nail the ones down in college. That's
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: the best pool of men that you'll ever find all
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: in one place. So if you do find one that's good.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Nail them down.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Nail it down. Nail it down.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: I hear about dating now and I'm like, thank God
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: I don't have to do it. Everyone just talks about
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: how awful it is.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: No, thanks.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You're at this great place of
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: just kids, everyone's like, fall in love, have your fun. But,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: you know, if you find one that's good, even if
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: you go to London and have a little, you can
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: always go back.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: And lock it down.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: So anyway, congratulations on all of that.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: So now I want to talk about how, so you
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: guys finished school, you're both actors. How did you start
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: to do these really, really clever, impersonated sketches that you do.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Thank you for saying that. Well, it was right after
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: the pandemic. Everything had shut down. And I felt like
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: I was trying to crack the code for a while
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: because I kept seeing these like influencers get acting roles.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'll just fucking burn my BFA. Like
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: what is happening? So I was like, I have to
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: kind of crack this.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: You mean your Bachelor of Fine Arts?
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Coming off like a major theater kid this morning.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Really are.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Really are.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: So then I was trying like comedy things, some hit,
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: you know, but I was not being really fulfilled by it,
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: not to sound like a theater kid. And then... We
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: were just binging Succession for the new season, right?
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Before we started that, it was during the pandemic. She
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: goes back home to Connecticut to be with her family,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: and she starts making like the TikToks with her mom
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: and like her little niece and some of them popped off.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: But she was really trying to crack the algorithm. And
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: I loved it. She was like really putting in the work,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: getting some recognition. And then when she came back to L.A.,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: we started. That's when the idea came up to do
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: a succession parody.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, we'd been we'd been binging it because season
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: two was coming out. We're like, let's rewatch season one.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: We love this show. And it was just in our brains,
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, this would be so funny
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: if it was the same steaks, because everything's so intense,
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: but we're talking about coffee or something like that. And
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: he's so good at impressions, so it was just kind
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: of a no-brainer in that sense.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Were you always a kid who did impressions? When did
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: you realize you could do them?
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: When I was little, I would imitate teachers at school.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: to my parents or my like cousins. And then it
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: became a party trick for them. Like they have their
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: friends over, they'd be like, James, come in here, come
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: in here, come in here. Like impersonate the.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Your family still does this.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, they still do it. Like I'm a, like I'm a,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: you know, a court jester and I'll do it because
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: I love the attention. And that's when I started doing it.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: And so throughout my life, I've just always been able
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: to like, impersonate people it's just some people have a
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: quality about them and i can just pick it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Up yeah yeah and then it's crazy.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: And i'll annoy the shit out of her because i'll
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: just be in the apartment Just imitating people. Talking like
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Jeremy fucking Strong while I'm making my fucking breakfast. And
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: she's like, would you shut the fuck up? And then
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: it clicked for her. Like, OK, if you're going to
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: do this, let's put it on.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: I might as well use it.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Let's put it on the internet.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: So the first one was a succession step.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: The first was a succession. We made it. It was
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: the night of the premiere.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Can you do a little of one of your, like
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: a little scene? Oh, sure.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: OK.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Why the fuck did you drag me here to this
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: fucking podcast?
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Rome, this is good exposure, okay?
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: We talked about this. We need to get more online.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I don't need to be... I'm fucking always online. I
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: don't need to fucking be more online. You're too online.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you're being rude, right? In front of Heather.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: She doesn't fucking care. She doesn't even fucking know us.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Great, great. I love it. Okay, and then I love...
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I love this one. Okay, so this is when I
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: was recently talking to someone. Actually, the episode hasn't come
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: out yet, but I was talking to this guy about
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: producer Patrick. He's great if you want to follow him
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: about industry stuff. Anyway, we were talking about movies and things,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, I swear, I think the fact that
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: there's these comedians like you guys, like, I mean, I've
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: always made fun of things on stage, like a scene from,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: you know, SVU or whatever, where it's like, you're walking,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I was always like, it's so weird when you're just like,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: somebody's roommate was just murdered, but they're still making the coffee,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: and you're like, so, I don't know, she had a
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: lot of boyfriends. And I'm like, you walked in on
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: a bloody body, you wouldn't be like, but because the
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: director's like, we can't have everything just in the detainment room,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: so let's have her be the barista and that kind
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: of thing. And then I feel like we started to,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: then I used to joke about what I would call
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: dry bar movies, which are basically the romantic comedies from 2000s.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Because if you're going to get your hair blown out,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: that's all they were playing. And it would literally drive
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: me crazy of how cornball it is. And then I
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: think when we also cracked the code that like, hey, wait.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: all these movies were written by men. All about these
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: women that are falling over themselves and they're always working
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: at advertising in New York and they're just so straight-laced.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: How to lose a guy in 10 days.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, all of that. So I love that people like
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: you and Delaney Rowe, who is amazing, and because she
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: looks like a Demi Moore and she'll kind of make
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: fun of these things, but I also feel like it's
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: kind of making it that we cannot do these movies anymore.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Nobody can seriously put out these movies anymore. They suck.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: They're unrealistic. They're corny. They're so formulaic.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very deconstructed.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: So I do think there's going to be a new
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: era of people to create things that don't look like
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: what they looked like 30 years ago, more like 20
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: years ago. I do think because this is like, It's
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: we've we've like now said it and now we've said it. Right.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: It's funny with some of our tropes that we created
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: like a whole storyline based off of the Southern couple
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: who don't belong together.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: And we do.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: And so we do like Jesse Lee Brown and Bailey
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Jones and. The first one, we were just like, we
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: just did the fight, and people were like, we actually
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: wanna watch this, though. We wanna see more, so it's funny.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: It's really, it's actually really good. So it's like, you
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: walk up, okay, I'm gonna have you guys do it.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: So this is basically, you would describe this as, what
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: you wrote on the top of the video is, the
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: scene where the couple who don't belong together meet for
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: the first time. So this is like the notebook meets
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: any other kind of like corny, sweet, romantic thing happening.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Period piece or just southern?
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: You don't know if it's either or both?
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: One time we had a car in it. They were like,
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: how is this a car? I thought this was in
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: the 20s.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: People started getting confused and upset about the continuity.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Why does he have a cell phone?
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: This doesn't make sense. We're like, it's TikTok. Just go
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: with it.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Just go with it.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Let's just go with any kind of improv with the
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: couple that is not meant to be together, but you're
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: meeting for the first time in the romantic comedy.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Excuse me, miss.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: Me?
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Me? Yeah, I saw you from across the train tracks
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: over there, and I noticed you were holding a Bible.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, God is everything.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like to read, but I just had
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: to stop and tell you you have beautiful eyes.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Well, I've never met a man who likes to read before.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Maybe we're meant to be together.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Potentially. You got yourself a boyfriend?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: I have a preppy rich boyfriend, so actually we don't
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: belong together.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Well, why don't you ditch him? Come along with me.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Maybe we can run away together and start a little
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: romance story of our own.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Well, my daddy, who's mayor, wouldn't like that very much.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: It's so good. And the chemistry is awesome.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Getting hot in here.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: And then it was like, in this one where you
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: were like, when you're like, I think I'm going to
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: marry you. I'll marry you. I'm going to marry you,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Bailey Jones. You're going to be my wife.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: It was meta, too, because I was thinking about proposing
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: to her. I was just like, oh, this is good.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: This is real stuff. Jesse Lee made him propose.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: She's naughty. She'll be like, I kind of miss Jesse Lee.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, who's Jesse?
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Wait, Jesse Lee's my character. Jesse Lee Jones is your character.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Jesse Lee Brown and then Bailey Jones. And I'll compare,
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: like if he's like, I'm not.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's Jesse Lee Jones.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, he's Jesse Lee Brown. She's like, man, I really
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: miss Jesse Lee.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm like, If he doesn't do something, I'm like, wow,
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Jesse Lee would do that. And he's like, are you
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: really comparing me to this fictional character you wrote? I'm like, yeah.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, being that you guys, I'm guessing that you're
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: not waiting for your wedding night. So I'm guessing you're sexual,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: not to put it on you. Do you ever?
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: I knew this was going to come up.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're the one who brought it up.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I teed us up for that.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Could you imagine? I mean, go on.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I do characters and stuff like that, but I always
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: feel like that's the one time you don't want to
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: be funny.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: You cannot be funny.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: And it's really hard sometimes to turn it off completely. Right, right.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: I couldn't imagine James bringing Kendall Strong in the bedroom. Like,
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I just.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Well, no.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: I don't think I could do that.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you would turn me down.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Who's Kendall Strong?
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Kendall Roy, sorry. If you brought a succession character, I couldn't.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, okay, yeah.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: That would be the type of role.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: That might be kind of hot.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, sometimes if I've given her a misogynist neck,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: I'll pretend like I'm the masseuse, you know? Mom, dad,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: cover your ears. You don't need to hear that.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: I love it. And then I'll just be like, he's
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: too much of a character.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: And then we start cracking up. It's just too funny.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: We can't take it seriously.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: And then you can't do it. Okay. I love this one, too.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: This is the rom-com scene when they run into the
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: perfect act. So once you guys started to do more
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: than Succession, then did you just start watching what I
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: call the dry bar movies and start thinking of funny things?
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Because this one reminded me of Oh, what was the
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: one with Owen Wilson?
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Meet the Parents.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it was.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I recently just watched that with, oh, that
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: was one of the, it was so funny, because like,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: another thing, I have boys who are 21 and 18.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: And they love like stepbrothers and all that stuff. And
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: they're like, there's no, which is also really sad. There's
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: no new funny movies for anybody their age to watch.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: That's so true. We were just having a conversation at
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: a party recently and some guy said that he's like,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: I feel like you guys need to write a movie
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: that's funny for teenage boys.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: You know, all those Judd Apatow movies were like perfect
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: growing up for me and all my buddies. And it's
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: so true.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: And I really, I really think we got to get
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: back to that, you know, and it's because they only
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: want to do movies that are like, a robot that
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: turns into a car in Japan or something. They're like,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: well this couldn't work, this thing about won't work internationally
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: and it's always international. I think, again, I think we're
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: gonna move hopefully away from that. We have all these
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: different ways to watch. We have all these different creators.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: sure there can be the big studio movies but I
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: think more and more there's gonna be these more these
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: movies that we wanna see you know and so one
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: of the movies that I did watch with the boys
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: was Meet the Parents and it was like the one
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: time they like laughed all the way through the phone
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: was down yeah and and so there was a scene
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: where yeah the the old boyfriend is Owen Wilson and
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: that was just hilarious but you guys did your own
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: like you chronic create your own movies which were and
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: hilarious dialogue so in this scene you're with your current
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: boyfriend but you run into a The perfect ex. The
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: ex-boyfriend that's quite intimidating to the current boyfriend.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: And this one was actually Mike Feeney we worked with,
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: who's a great comedian.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Mike.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: And he was in LA. And he actually pitched this
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: idea to us in a very meet the parents way.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: So we collaborated, wrote this together. Yes. We all just
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: wrote it together and it was so fun.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: And you did a few scenes, a few reels of this,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: didn't you?
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Not this one. This is a newer one. This is
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: hard-hitting journalism because this one just came out.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, I think that you could do a lot. More
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: with this.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: And it was so great working with him, just having
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: a third person. You know, even going back to the
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: succession thing, it's nice having multiple people.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: A different energy, because it's just us all the time.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Otherwise we gotta put on different hats and be a
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: different character.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: You know what you have to do if you guys,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: the next wedding you get invited to, you have to
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: steal their, without a permit, you have to film at
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: their wedding. And you have to do some wedding scene
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: of you coming out of the bathroom, and then being like,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: that's so good. And then it was like, oh. And
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: then it's like, you don't like her. She's awful. You
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: hated her because you guys were on the debate team
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: together and you went up against each other and you
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: hate her. And then time goes on and then you
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: have to have a moment since you guys do are sexual.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: You have to have a moment where these two gorgeous
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: people accidentally walk out and you're both naked and it's
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: just disgusting it's just like oh what why is your
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: why am I looking at this disgusting body in front
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: of me you're the asshole from debate class.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: I love the debate class and the proposal like naked
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: run in that's great and.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Then finally like the final scene that is you're debating
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: about something but then weirdly you're on the same side
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: yes and then you're like what I love.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: This, produced by Heather MacDonald.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I think of movie ideas all the time here, and
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like, go, run away, I'd like to see it.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Go steal my idea, I just want to go see it.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I don't have time.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: You'd have to be in it.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, please, let me be the mother then. I could
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: totally be your mom.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Amazing, I mean, I'd be honored.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: That's good casting right there.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, how about we do, let's just.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Are we going to improv as mom and daughter?
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Wait.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I have a really bad one. I have a really
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: bad one.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Let's do it.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is going to be okay.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Let's do it.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: I'm... Are you pitching or going into it?
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I'm pitching and getting into something weird.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, good.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: This is a really weird one.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: It's getting weird on the Juicy Scoop. Let's do it.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Okay. You're bringing home your boyfriend. You're bringing home your boyfriend.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: And I'm kind of the fucked up.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Mother.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: And I realize that I may have fucked your dad
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: and you guys are brothers.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's great. I thought you were going to say
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: you fucked him.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I was going to say that, but then I said no. No,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: too much.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: In my.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Head.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: Okay. Okay.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: I like it.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: So I'm really hoping that this is just a platonic friend.
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Because I've kept this secret. I cheated on your dad
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: with his dad.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, you guys are still together.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I'm still with your dad.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Got it.
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: Got it.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: And then there was, his dad was, you know, it
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: was a bad time for us.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know how this is good. Well, let's see.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Let's find out.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know how it's going to work out.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: I'm compelled right now.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: So then you go, I'm home.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I just think you're coming by yourself.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Okay. Come on, Johnny. Johnny, don't be nervous. Is that
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: my baby girl?
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, mom!
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: I see you've been, okay, the dorm food is good.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Well, glad. I'm paying a lot of money. I'm paying
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: a lot of money.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: Do I not look okay?
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: No, you look fine.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Who's this?
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, this is Johnny. He's really special to me. I
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: wanted to introduce him to you.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Hi, Mrs. Jones.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: John, I've heard so much about you, so many great things.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I can definitely see where Heather gets her good looks.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: Where are you? Mom, what's wrong?
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: He's 6'4.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: That's what you told me to get.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, yeah, I like that he's tall for you.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, good.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I just, wait, tell me your last name again.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Peterson.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: Peterson.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: But you're from Chicago, right? You're not from Sacramento, right? Oh,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: he's from Sacramento.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad's from Sacramento.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Mom, why are you acting so weird?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: And you're gay, right?
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: I'm gay?
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: We were together.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: As chemistry partners.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: We have chemistry, Mom. Why are you acting so weird? No,
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: I didn't.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: No reason at all.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: We go on to the next scene.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: What?
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: In the end, I think you end up with his dad.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: My dad's got to come over.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: And we end up together.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: The dad has to come over.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: In the end, your dad is an identical twin.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love it.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: And since the beginning of time, they used to trick
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: and fear women and the women didn't know. So it
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: turns into a weird thing, but the good news is
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: she only fucked the uncle twin. And therefore, you could
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: end up together.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: Do you think that's weird? Do you think stepbrothers and
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: then the parents marrying Like, what if we met first,
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: and then you met the dad? You know what I mean?
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Right, well, you know what? I just saw an old movie,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: this guy that I follow puts old movies on, and
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: it was called Innocence Lost, and it was about a
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: mom and dad Second marriage, get married. And then their kids,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: knowing they're stepkids, but they do fall in love. And
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: the mom is like, what's the problem? They're not related.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: And the dad was like, this can't happen. And they're
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: living in the same house every day with teenage hormones.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, that was like a movie in the 90s.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Didn't that happen in the Brady's? Or was that the
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: spoof movie of the Brady's?
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, the Brady Bunch?
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: No, but I will tell you how weird of a
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: kid I was. Please. So I was the youngest of five,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: could watch whatever TV I wanted. Amazing. That's why I'm
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: a comedian and complete inappropriate stuff.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Same, yeah.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: And I had older brothers and sisters, and I remember
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: my brother being like, okay, let me put you to sleep, whatever.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, tell me a story, tell
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: me a story. And I basically asked him to do
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: fan fiction of Brady Bunch.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Love it.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: And he goes, what do you want? I go, I
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: wanted that Marsha and Greg are boyfriend, girlfriend. And he starts,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: and he's like 15, I swear to God. And I
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: remember him, and I'm standing there in my bed, and
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: he goes, so Jan sees Greg come out of Marsha's room.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: And then I remember him going, no, this is too late.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: And he left.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Wait, I think that's relatable.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: I think that, I don't think that's weird. They were
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: only step. They had a vibe.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I think at one point in their interviews and stuff,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: they did say that they either dated or made out
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: As actors.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Do you remember.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: The Disney show My Life with Derek? They were step
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: siblings and that was like, they were gonna fuck the
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: whole time.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: You don't remember?
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: No, I never saw it.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Oh my God, it was basically a Disney incest show. Okay.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Well, do your parents like... Imagine your parents like each
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: other's partners. Oh, yes.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: We've been together eight years.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: It's been a long time.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: It's been great.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: A lot of quality time together.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Do you think if anything ever happened and you did
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: break up, do you think that your mom would continue
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: to like him more than you?
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Well, no... Kiki loves no one more than Taylor here.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: It's my mom. She's the best.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: But I think... Yeah, go ahead.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: I think your mom and her... His mom and his
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: granny have always said, they always neg James. So when
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: I'm home, before we were engaged, his granny would be like,
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: you better propose to her. She's going to learn that
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: she's too good for you and leave you. And then
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: now that we're engaged, she's like, you better hope someone
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: better looking doesn't come along and sweep Taylor off her feet.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what do you guys think this is?
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: My family would keep Taylor around if anything were to
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: happen to us. They would rather have Taylor than me.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: No, that's not true.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, they just love you.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's definitely true.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, for sure.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: No, we love each other's families.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I have a great mother-in-law, too. Oh, do you?
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really lucky. You love her?
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: I love that.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: And then there were times where, you know, I'd be like,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I just have to tell you, like, this is what
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: happened with Peter. And she'd be like, well, why is
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: he like that? You know what? Yeah, yeah. And then
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: one day I, like, woke up and I was like, okay,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: wait a minute. I, she raised him until he was 18.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I've now had him for 23 years. Anything I don't like,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: that's my responsibility. And I'm also like, I don't think
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I want Drake or Brandon's spouse calling me and complaining.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Like 30 years down the road. I don't want to
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: be 80 and being like, I don't know why he
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: leaves his shoes like that. I swear to God, I
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: told him for 18 years. Like, I can't. Yeah. So
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I'm like, now I don't complain anymore.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: That's good. That's good.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I probably do a little bit.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about Anna Delvey on Dancing with the Stars.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: What did you think when you found out that she
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: was going to get Dancing with the Stars? Were you
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: doing her? Have you been doing her for a while?
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: She's a fun one to do. I do her a
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: little bit, but you do her better than I do.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: She's so fun. We did her and Tinder Swindler together
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: years ago.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Years ago.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: And that was one of our... like really viral videos.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: So you were the Tinder Swindler guy.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because both those shows were like popping off at
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: the same time.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: And they're both scammers.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Remind us of the Tinder Swindler guy.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: He was like swindling women.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: No, I remember that he swindled the women and he
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: was foreign.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: But I don't remember like. How he acted.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: I don't even know how he acted either.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: Do you remember the sketch?
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: I just know that he had like in the sketch.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: I was like, what's he want?
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: I said, baby, I need $ 30, 000. I need $ 30, 000 for
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: my trust. No, no, no. I need it.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: No, I need it.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Just take out the loan.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: You know what? Stop hanging out with poor people. Maybe
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: you wouldn't be so broke.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: I need it.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: It was something like that.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, Anna Delvey is such a bitch. And I
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: don't know if you saw my video, but I predicted
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: that they would bedazzle her ankle bracelet.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: You called that?
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: You forecasted that?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I go, and I said that it would start, the
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: dance would start, and it would be like, Anna Delvey
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: dancing to the cha-cha-cha. And then I said the camera
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: would go on the brown character shoe, which I still
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: don't understand why they always have to be that. Brown
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: character shoot, then show the ankle, bracelet, bedazzle, and go
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: up the leg. And sure enough, all of a sudden,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: DMs are coming through.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: How did you know?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I don't even watch Dancing with the Stars.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: How did you know?
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I just haven't watched it long enough. I just know
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: how unoriginal people are. And I knew that's why they
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: hired her. So good.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Did you see her last night?
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: This? Did you see this?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I saw this clip where they're like, what will you
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: get out of this competition? And she said... Nothing.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: Nothing.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: When she says nothing, is she being a bitch or
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: does she mean, even if I win... I have to
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: give them money and restitution? Because she said she paid
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: all the restitution.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, you thought it was factual.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: No, but then I realized, no, it just means nothing,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: meaning she's just a bitch.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: I think she didn't realize the time commitment that it
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: was going to be. And I think she was like,
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: I'm tired. I don't want to do this. And she
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: was like, I'm happy to go home. Leave me alone.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, I totally agree. And I've interviewed and talked to
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: many former celebrities that do Dancing with the Stars.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: It seems.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: And they are like, some of them are super into it.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: It kind of is who you are.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: That's why the athletes do so well.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Because they're so competitive. And when people say, like, I'm
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: super competitive, I'm, like, not. I'm not. You tap out.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I would just be like, okay, like, whatever. And especially
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: because I've heard that, There was a time, and maybe,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is the same for Dancing
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: with the Stars. The way it should work, and I'm
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: not sure if it does, is that you get a
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: set amount, but then each week that you maintain your staying,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: you would get.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: More, which I think is what happens.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: So there's a motivation to stay.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: And then a cash prize at the end.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: But do you remember when Lisa Vanderpump fainted?
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: No.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, so, of course.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so much work. It's nine hours a day.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Your body's dying. You're not that great. And you're just like,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: holy shit, I do not. You know what it is?
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: I feel like you have to go into training for it.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: And they just throw these people in.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I'll come out on stage and I'll do like a
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: little dance.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: And then for the first like seven minutes, I'm out
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: of breath. So I'm like, what is happening? And then
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I just did a care. We just did like a
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: karaoke thing when we were in Vegas. Yeah. And we're
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: all singing. And I'm like, I will never bag on
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: like Tom Sandoval or Luann or anybody because. Singing three
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: minute long songs is fucking exhausting.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta have cardio, man.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: So I mean, I think the dancing and all that stuff,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: like your body's banging afterwards. Yeah, I know.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Everyone looks so sick after that show. I'm like, what
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: the fuck?
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Wait, what was the karaoke song that you did?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, okay. So my go-to for years, it's a
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: very easy one to do, which is- Should we guess it? Guess.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: That'd be amazing if you got it right.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Shania Twain?
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Close.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: That's a good one. Well, don't go chasing waterfalls.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: No.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: It's Let's Give Me Something to Talk About. Because it's
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: real easy to do.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: That's great.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: But I came up with a new one over the weekend,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: which I was not good at. What was it? But
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Adele is leaving Vegas, and I was in Vegas. Love that.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: So it was one of her songs that I love.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: It's popular, but not as the top top. But it's
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: the Turning Tables. Do you know that song?
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Turning Tables. I don't even know the words. I had
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: to read it. But the other song, I don't have
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: to read the words. So you act like you just
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: found it. You're like, oh, how about Bonnie writes something
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: to talk about? And then you know every word.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: That's great.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: But it's exhausting. And I also think all karaoke songs
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: should be cut down to just be two minutes.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: That's a good call.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: I don't like going to karaoke. He's a singer. I
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: love watching him sing. Watching people sing is kind of
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: my nightmare.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: So this place in Vegas, it's private rooms. Okay. I
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: think that's kind of with your group. So there was
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: four of us. However, if there's two of you, it's
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: not fun. But at least if you're four. So if
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: there's four of you, you go in and you can
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: order food, drinks, whatever. And it's a certain amount, like
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: $ 100 for an hour. An hour, you're good. Everybody gets
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: two songs in.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: An hour I can do. Don't you feel more trapped though?
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Then it's more pressure to be like, you're doing so good.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Well, we were drunk and it was, sure, sure.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: It's a party with four. I'm just a hater.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're just like, then you're trying too hard. Yeah,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: but the girl working there says a lot of people
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: are really disappointed.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Because they want the audience. They think they're going to
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: a karaoke bar with the audience and everybody listening.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: Also Vegas. They're like, I'm going to do it big
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: in Vegas.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to like, oh, and of course, there's
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: probably so many people that are pretty decent singers. Right, right, right. Okay,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: so get back to Anna Delvey.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you guys, you did a little funny one
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: of just you're the dance guy trying to motivate her
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: for the next routine this week.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's see it.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: Now what do you want, Ezra?
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Well, Anna, we are on the ropes. Twitter's not loving us.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that's because of you, not me.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's because of me. Okay. All right. Well, I
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: do think that maybe we should put in more rehearsal
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: time this week.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: I think maybe you should put in more effort to
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: your outfits because you look poor. And I think that's
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: why we're not getting the votes.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, this is my workout outfit because I'm ready
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: to sweat. I'm ready to work.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, I do not have time for this. I do
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: not have time for you. We're going to lose.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Amazing. Amazing.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she is. Yeah, I was like. I was like, oh, God, whatever.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: But you know what? She's the only thing anyone's talking about.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: That's a good point. I think it was a great choice.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: I know. Everyone's like, why is she cast? I don't
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: care that it's.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Dancing with the grifters. Bring them all on.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Bring them all on. She was a good sport, too.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: The first video we did, she duetted the video with
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: her partner, and they're laughing in real time. Oh, that's great.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: She showed the ankle monitor. It was great. Yeah.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: She really is a good sport.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: She has a good sense of humor about it. Have
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: you ever.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Not heard from someone that wasn't pleased with an impression?
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Ooh, good question. I've seen Tom Sandoval out in the wild.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Let me see.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: That's what I want to see.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Okay which version of tom are we doing.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: I do a little of joe too but.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: No no you can't no no please please this is
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: your show i'm happy to watch no tom sandoval is
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: there anyone else that you do from now i do lisa.
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: But it's so hard and she's all do lisa perfect
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: and you do joe okay and i'm okay let's do
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: this i'm lisa hell yeah yes we're they're thinking about
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: that you know the The word on the street is
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: they have not started filming Banner Pump.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: They're on that indefinite break. We don't know what's going on.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: And I'm meeting you. Okay. Even like how she always
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: does it.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like crazy.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I'm meeting you for a cup of tea and to...
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I want you both to come back and I'm going
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: to propose something interesting.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, great.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: That would bring us back. Great.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: So Sandoval Joseph. Okay. Can I.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Can we get them a cup of tea?
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll take tea.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Can I get a Diet Coke, please? Thank you.
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: I'll take one of those, too.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Hi, Lisa.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: Hi.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: How's it going with the singing and the shirtless off
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: at the Canyon Club?
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: It's going great.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: You're so hot.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Thanks, Joe. Yeah, dude, it's just like, we still get
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: people booing, and it's really frustrating, but I'm still going
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: to keep trying, and I just kind of miss being
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: on the show.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know if the singing thing's going
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: to work, but I have an idea to bring back,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: you know, the cast. And obviously, Joe, you know.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: You want me?
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: You've got your weird little twerks and tics and I
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: don't know what it is that you have. But clearly
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Tom Schwartz has moved on. He doesn't want you talking
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: about him. He's got a new girlfriend who I like.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: So I'm thinking you don't care who you boink to you.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Me, Lisa? I... Yeah, I mean, fuck, dude. If it
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: means getting back on the fucking show, then... I mean,
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: she's not bad.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Wait, would you fuck me?
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: I'd fuck anything, honestly, if it meant ratings.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, I see a chemistry here. You like dogs.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: You like dogs.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I have dogs to give. Yeah.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: And you.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: You kind of do hair. I wasn't thrilled with short
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: blonde hair. I would rather you not do it for
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Tom Sandoval.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: That's what he asked for.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not touching my fucking hair, dude. Yeah, no.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: I would never. I would never. We could be robots together.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Fucking robot bit. Yeah, I guess I'm down.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: Wait, your Lisa's so good. Your Lisa's so good.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: That's amazing. Okay, that honestly could save the show. That's
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: not a bad idea. And we could continue doing this.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: I love it. If Sandoval got together with Joe, also
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: a grifter. I think Joe, she could be on Dancing
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: with the Stars. with a star snack.
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: I would kill Sheena. I'm shocked they didn't put her
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: on this season.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: I think at a certain point Sheena's gonna be like,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: you know what, I don't even wanna do it.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: I think she's probably at that.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: She should be at that point. She should be like,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: something better is gonna pop along in the reality world.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I totally agree.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Do you think she pivots to the valley?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think that right now, I think that
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: she and Lala are probably doing scenes with them because
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: they're close to Brittany and the other girls.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: It's like a soft launch.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: And they're probably just getting paid per scene or whatever,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: which is kind of a good thing. Now, listen, they'll
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: want Vanderpump to come back because they have a quote
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: and everything and they'll be able to make more money.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: But if it doesn't, obviously that would make a lot
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: of sense.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not a bad pivot at all.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I totally agree.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: And there was an argument that happened with Lala. I mean,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: she's since talked about it, but when she first told
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: me it was not, it was for Lala's daughter's birthday, Ocean,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: and it was when Jax and Brittany were still together.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: And she's like, basically she was like, oh my God,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what is going on. what fucking
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: happened with Britney? I'm like, what are you talking about?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Because they've always loved her. No one's ever said one
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: thing about Britney. And it seemed like maybe Jax, they
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: were just, but they accused, I mean, this is so,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: they accused Lala of stealing their babysitter.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: But when it happened, it was like, Lala was like,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: She's not even a full-time babysitter. And I'm like, and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: then of course I go, yeah, but you got to
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: see where they're coming from. They're like, you have another
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: baby on the way. You're, you're full-time work. You probably
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: would like her to live in. She's like, of course
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I'd want her to live in. I go, well, they,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: now they don't, she's got, the person's going to go
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: with the steady gig.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: And she's like, first of all, she babysat for me first.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, why is this not on the show?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: This is not really real. Because people have done that.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: People have always been like, oh.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: Is that a thing? People are territorial over there?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: I remember I was a babysitter. And I went to
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: the babysitter lady down the street. I worked all the time.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: I was like 12 and babysitting all these kids. And
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: so she's like, oh, won't you come to Shadia's birthday party? Okay, yeah.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: So I go to the birthday party and... she had
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: bragged about me to everybody, because I would do Barbies
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: and act out things and entertain her daughter. And so
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: then she's like, she goes, yeah, all these, she goes,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I brag about you so much, all these other moms
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: want you. And I go, great. And she goes, absolutely not.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, territorial.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: And I was like, Oh, my God.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: Did you feel amazing? Oh, kind of.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: But I was also like, you know, I wanted the business.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: I was building a business. And I was like, yeah.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, from the beginning of time, it's like,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: you know, you introduce someone to your person, but you're like,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: I want you to have like a more, not if
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: it's going to take away from me. And the kids
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: and all this other stuff I just thought was so amazing. Funny.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: So now with Brittany being single, I think that is great.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: And then it seems like, you know, Jax is in
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: a better place and he's like, it's better that we're divorced.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: I think also watching the co-parenting stuff.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, I saw this and I want to get your
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: opinion on this. So I like this girl very much.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: I've met her. She's the realtor one from the Valley.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: She and the, did you watch The Valley? Okay, so
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: the pretty brunette, she was a realtor with her husband
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: and they got divorced. And they have one little girl.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: So she posted this and then other bloggers and stuff
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: kind of picked it up as like, what the fuck
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: is this? And it's her in her car and it's
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: a question that she put like, something like, or a
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: question that someone asked her, how is co-parenting going? So
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: then she layered that on her video And she's bawling.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: She's crying.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: But also, okay, so you're having a hard moment. You
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: dropped off your kid. You're missing her or whatever. And
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, shit, I'm crying.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: Take the phone.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Hold on. I have a problem with this.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: I don't understand it.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm crying.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: I'm crying. Hold on.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: I do not get it.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: She's like, the makeup looks good.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Wait a second.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Lighting's right.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: This is exactly what it is.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: It's... Action, exactly.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, now I'm done crying. Okay, so hold on.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: And then record the video.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Wait a second. I've got to pick the music. I've
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: got to put the thing on the thing. I'm hashtag divorce, parenting,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: hashtag the valley, hashtag trials and tribulations. That doesn't go. Okay,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: four is enough. Hashtag.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: So good.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: Back on the road.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: So I was just like, I totally, I don't, I
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: believe that you were probably crying about that at that moment.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: But I have actually said this for a long time
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm going to just see if
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: crying gets me more views. And it does.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: No, what did you cry about?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: It was a fake, I did a fake cry, but
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: I just was like, because I think people are like,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: Especially if they follow you and they don't see you upset.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: So they're kind of like, oh, my God. Did her
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: dog die? What the fuck happened? But then it's okay
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: if you're crying and talking about it. You're just like,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: you guys, I don't know. I'm weird with my kid.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: My kid's not with me this weekend. This is the stuff.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I've seen women do that. And I'm like, okay. But
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: it's just that it was just the... Have you seen
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: the one... influencers make fun of how they put the thing.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: And they're like, one more day.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Just keep going. And they do like the inspirational music.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: It's so good.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: And then they go on and grab it and you
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: see that it's like, yeah, I think again, just like
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: these crappy movies that you guys, not crappy, but the
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: formulaic movies. Formulaic, yeah. That you cracked the code and
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: pointed it out to how funny it is. I think
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: that type of stuff is going to go away too.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Because it's just too.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: I'll say a positive about it is that Instagram, social media,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: it's a highlight reel. We're all showing the best things.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: True.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: The cool thing about it is like, oh, other people
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: have breakdowns, stuff like that. I have many breakdowns. I cry.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: I've never once been like, you know what I should
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: do is pull out. I go to him.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Let's get the ring light out.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Let's get the ring light. Let's get this lit. Yeah,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: I'm having a really great crying moment. I mean, just
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: like you shouldn't show your kid crying and making a
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: bit about it. And then someone was like, you know,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: I just don't think sometimes people think about it because
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: this does live on the internet forever. And you don't
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: know how big of a star you'll be. So like
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: in 10 years now, the girl's 13. And she thinks
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: everything's fine. It could like affect her in a weird way. Like,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: oh my God, I remember going back and forth, you know, like, Like,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: I have a stepdaughter, and only recently did we talk about,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: you know, when she would come to our house. And
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: I never knew, like, what she was going through before
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: arriving there.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Like, emotionally and, like, with... And... No, that is so interesting.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: And it went on for, like, years. And I was like, oh,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: my gosh. So, like, I wouldn't want her now to see... Like,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: right now, my stepdaughter looked up something on the internet,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: and I was like, You know, and I was like,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I just have to tell you how hard it is
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: to be a stepmother.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: Right. I know.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: I feel appreciated.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: And it's like, you know, 2003.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Totally. And she's seeing that. And like, Mackenzie's four and
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: she's coming over now. And it's just like, what? It
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: was supposed to be our date night. Like, I just
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: It's so true.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: You could screw them up.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: It's like, could you imagine her coming to you?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: I just don't think anyone really... we're so wrapped up
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: in this world of like sharing everything and we just
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: don't think about it. I've certainly like, you know, whatever,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: made a mistake.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, we did a video of like making
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: fun of gender reviews. You know how they set up
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: the camera in the park or whatever.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: Well, it was more so making fun of the toxic
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: men when they.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Have a girl.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, that was it.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: It was how excited they get about the boy. And
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: then if it's like a third girl, they're like, he's
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: going to kill himself.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: You're like, what?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so we.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Were making fun of those type of dudes that have
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: that reaction.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: And people took it so literal.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: They did not understand.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: That it was a joke. A lot of people saw it.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, they didn't realize you were a comedian. They didn't
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: know you were a comedian. It just came in their feed.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: It has like a million likes and people.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: The comments, the messages like, I hope your daughter never
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: sees this. Like you're a terrible human being. And then
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: I got out of the pool and I'm like, well, shit,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: what if we have a daughter? I hope she doesn't
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: see this video.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: I'll be like, Mommy and Daddy are funny and you
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: should be proud.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: They'll get it.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: They'll get it.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: My kids have always gotten it.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: But I did say, my first stand-up special, I was like,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: I don't want you guys watching this until you're 16.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Because I'm talking about Hot Wheels cars and things like that.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: And explaining stories. And I'm like, at 16, you'll get
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: why it's funny.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: But if you're seven, you might be like, why did
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: you make fun of my Hot Wheels crew? You know
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: what I mean? Because their mind is not there, which
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: is why you shouldn't involve them in your, you know
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: what your dad did? Might need that child support payment.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: That's why you don't share that shit.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: Totally. It's a fine line. It's a fine line.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: So I loved this. Let's talk about The Perfect Couple,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: which I saw. Now, in general, what did you think
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: of the movie, of this series, Perfect Couple, on Netflix
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: with Nicole Kidman?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: I was kind of bored by it.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: Got to be honest, we didn't finish it.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: We didn't finish it. That's okay.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: You can spoil the ending. We don't care.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: I was so excited to see it because I was like,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: Nicole Kidman, the ocean, the vibes. Like, we are so in.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: And let's say all that, okay? So it was, you
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: play Nicole Kidman.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: I said, before seeing this, I said, I felt like
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: these movies now, to get these big stars, you know,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: they get the IP of the book. The book was
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: a hit.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: And, you know, they just go, okay, we're going to
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: make this thing. And they make it so convenient for
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: these big stars. I don't know how many scenes they
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: filmed alone with a stunt double with a wig on
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: to get it, to knock it out. But I literally
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: was like, I think probably Nicole Kidman filmed this in
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: less than a week. Interesting. And just like, here's $ 5 million,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: less than a week, go. Because every woman... is going
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: to be like, oh my God, rich people by the beach?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: And so like, I'll watch it. I love it.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: Am I cheating on a murder?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm all about it.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: It's like the White Lotus.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: But it wasn't like that.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: It was like high camp almost.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: What was, like, why?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I think it was high, what I got is, I
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: was hearing how awful it was, you know? And it
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: was like disappointing and it was so corny and so unbelievable.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: And then I said, oh, you know what? It's not
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: supposed to be believable.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: For whatever reason, they chose to do this corny tone.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: And I don't, like, almost like the movie Clue, where, like,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: you're not really thinking about the fact that this girl's
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: life is gone.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't based in reality.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: It wasn't, like, really, like, a true crime. Like, this
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: girl had a, well, she says I don't have a family, but, like,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: she's a dead 30-year-old, possibly pregnant woman.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: Like, this is awful. And everyone's like, hmm.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and everyone's just like, oh, okay, she's not going
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: to have the book launch. So I think I said,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: once you just accept that this is, like, a weird,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: corny tone and it's not, it is not Big Little Lies,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: then you might have fun with the outfits and the weirdness.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: It just didn't have enough weight to keep us really engaged,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, so let's see when the agent presents. You played
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: the agent, right?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: And when the agent presents to Nicole Kidman this possible
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: movie opportunity. Okay. Hello.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: Hey, Nicole. It's your agent here.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Good to talk to you. I have a great
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: opportunity for you, a film that I think you'd be
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: perfect for.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: Am I rich in it?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes you are.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: Is it shot in a coastal town where I could
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: wrap myself in a sweater and drink a glass of wine?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Nantucket.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: Wig?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: I'm in.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, no, all that stuff is true, but do
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: you want to hear any more about the plot at all? No.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: No character?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: All right, great, well, I'll get the paperwork sent over.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Good to go.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: And then the dancing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Why does she... I figure also with the wig. I
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: think the wig is a big.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: What's with the wig?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: I think a wig is another thing to get them
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: to do the show.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: You're going to wear a wig, your hair won't be damaged,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: and you're going to save all that time.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: Well, she's gotten to the point now where she's like,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: she can make those to me. I want a wig.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: I don't want to dye my hair.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: The wigs save a lot of time.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Because... They don't have to match the hair to the
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: other scene. It's matched. It's there. You don't have to
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: blow dry it, do it, all that. That's saving you
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: an hour and a half a day.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: So that's what it is.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: And then you're also not putting heat on your hair
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: or product in your hair, so you're saving the hair
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: that you do have.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: It's also now I'll be disappointed if she doesn't wear wigs.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like, should I need her in a wig? She
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: wore a wig in the Big Little Lies 2.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: That was a good one.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: I didn't even clock that one.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: I think wigs with bangs are better.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Because it always is just, But it was so curly.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's the day of the wedding, and
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: you're wearing a silk pantsuit at the beach. Wouldn't you
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: be in a robe or at least sweats with make
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: that wig be like this? Yeah, they never changed it.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: You're about to get your makeup in. And that's when
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: I realized, I'm like, oh, they're not trying to make
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: this realistic at all.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: That's a good point.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Running around the kitchen with a cake.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: It's a good point.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: The only thing to eat.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: It was just, it was like, now let me ask you,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: have you guys ever, one of you had an idea
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: wanting to do something and the other one has been like,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's funny or you do it and
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: you're like, I don't think it's up to par. Let's
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: not post for sure.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: For sure.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: I think of any, but have you ever argued about like,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: have you ever not been on the same page?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But we tend, like if we're, if we're kind
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: of on two different sides of a video or an idea,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: If the other person is, like, super, like, I believe
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: in this.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: Passionate about it, yeah.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, then we'll resort to that. Whoever's more passionate, right?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: I don't think we've ever gotten to a part where,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: or a point where I or you are super passionate
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: about not doing something. Right, right.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: But it definitely helps when we're both into it. Like,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: when we, I got him to start watching Vanderpump, and
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: he saw the scene with Tom and Ariana when he's like,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: you know, bye. batteries and paper towels.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: And the first episode I ever saw.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Wait, let's, let's for your dramatic, uh, monologue to close
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: up the show.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Well, I still might not talk to you more, but anyway,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: I need to see your Tom dramatic monologue talking about
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: the last few years of his life. What matters to him,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: where he's going, who he is today.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: Love. Yeah. Thank you, Heather. Uh, You know, the last
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: few years have been very rough for me. And obviously Ariana,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: but for me. And I think I've grown a lot.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: I've gotten sober, which is great. And I recommend that
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: for anyone who's struggling. That's not a joke. But I
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: also recommend just like looking yourself in the mirror every
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: day when you wake up. And just being like, fuck yeah, dude.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: You fucking rock. You are the main character in this
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: fucked up movie. And it's okay to fuck up. It's
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: okay to fuck up. And it's okay to be a
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: fucking rock star. And that's what you are. You're a
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: rock star. So the future looks bright. And catch me
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: on Traitors. Season three.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I really love that. That was amazing. I just have
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: one question for you as Tom.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Sorry. Of course. Back in character.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: What was the hardest part about the backlash of everything
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: that you've been through with the fans?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: The hardest thing was, you know, the not being able
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: to go to shorts and Sandy's and just have a
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: fucking great time. Like, we built this fucking place to
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: just rock out and have fun and just people giving
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: me dirty looks in my own restaurant. That's fucked up.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: That's fucked up.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. And like, what about your future? I mean,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: do you ever think you see yourself getting married or
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: having any kids?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: I'd love to be a dad. I think I'd be
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: a cool dad. Um, but, marriage i don't know i
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: don't think i could i don't think i could be
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: married i can marry i can maybe marry tom if
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: he's into that because he's i think he's my soulmate
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: but that's kind of where i'm at i.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Love it thank you heather i think that you are
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: like really making it that was amazing that was really
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: fun that is a good one because you kind of
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: really like become and look like him I love that
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: you did Selly Sunset going to Trader Joe's. Oh, yes. Obviously,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: the outfits are ridiculous.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: Ridiculous.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: But I love that you put the music over it.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: And I'm most bothered by the use of gloves on
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: any housewife. Totally. Especially in warm climate places.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: What are we doing?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know when gloves in afternoon outfits had to
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: make our way in reality shows.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: It's an evening thing.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: It makes no sense.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: I totally agree.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Like... To like be at the, you know, be a
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: manzo with like leather gloves up to black leather gloves.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: And it's literally like 80 or 100 degrees outside. And
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: it's like, so what have you guys? Oh, so tiny twins.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: I have.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: Tiny twins.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: I have a very exciting listing that I am going
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: to have an open house for. I hope you guys
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: all come. It's only 14 million.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: That's.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: In the hills? That's great. It's a really good value.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: It's a really good value.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: It's really good.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: It's also the fact that when they walk in, everyone's like,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: you look so good, and not like, what the fuck
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: are you wearing today? Like, how is that not the response?
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: Again, I think, like, we just need to accept, like,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: because in the beginning, they, like, Christine actually did have listings,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: and she was working. Christine Quinn was working with the
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Tiny Twins for years prior to this happening.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: I'm dying. I'm dying.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: They know I call them Tiny Twins.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: They do?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: They must.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: I'm sure they love it.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Anyway, they were working on this for a really long time.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: They did a pilot thing for a year and a
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: half before it got picked up. So in the beginning,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: I think there was real real estate happening. Now I
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: think we just know it's about fashion. They find... houses
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: that want the filming there. Who knows who has the listing,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: if it's even a real buyer. One of the things
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: that killed me is that I watch Million Dollar Listing 2, L.A.,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: and there's this English lady that's a female developer, and
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: she was on the Netflix selling Sunset, dangling her listing
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: to Chrishell.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: And then at the same time airing on Bravo on
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Million Dollar Listing is the same woman and now, Tracy
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Tudor has her listing.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: Insane.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: Do you think it's casting?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: No, I think she's an ultimate thirst bucket.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: She's like, fuck building houses. How do I just get
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: on TV?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: She's like never going to sell her house either. She's
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: just like, what's.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: The next show?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: Buying Beverly.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: No, that's canceled. Yeah.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's hilarious.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, amazing. Oh, I thought this was great.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: That's us.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: It was one last thing.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: We look so good there.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: You guys, this is... Blake Lively, which, by the way,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: what is this?
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: She needs a stylist.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, so she just was out with... It's Ryan Reynolds,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: that's his name, right?
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I talked a lot about the
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Blake Lively backlash of the movie.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was hot. And she was the.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Director and all that stuff.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: Hot topic.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: And I saw a really funny, I like that you
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: guys do the PR company.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: What they're going to do for Blake Lively.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: And that's a really funny original character type of thing, too.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: And what was your advice for Blake during all that
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: turmoil of what she should do when she was being
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: criticized as the director of the movie?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: Well, I think those characters give less advice and more
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: just like try to lessen the blow of like, you know,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: everyone's talking about you. Like you're the name on everybody's lips.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: And then like they kind of are like, well, the
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: bad news is everybody hates you. And, you know, like
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: they're like, but it's great. Everyone loves it because it's
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: so Hollywood.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: It's like I actually think PR wise. She kind of
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: handled it right.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: Just went away.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: I think the new thing to do is shut your face.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: Well, it's great.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: Shut your face.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: Don't type.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: But when you're in it, it's like, you've got to
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: make a statement. You've got to make a statement. And
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, but do you?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to piss someone off somewhere, no matter
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: what you say.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: I think you can get away with it at that level,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: but then there's people online where, they'll fuck up, and
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: then on the social space, they'll not let it go
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: unless they make a statement. So then it'll be like,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: I remember Alex Earle had something and everyone was pissed
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: that she just ignored it, and then all of her
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: comments weekly were like, you need to make a statement.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: And then she made a statement, and then everyone got
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: over it.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that was kind of, I think in
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: the end that worked out, but that's also just because
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: she's really popular, and you know what, you're gonna lose people.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, with all the people involved in the P.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: Diddy thing, you know, everybody wasn't, a lot of people
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: were involved, you know, unless they're like seriously like in
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: the videos, they're going to be fine. They're going to
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: be fine that they were his friend and they're going
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: to be fine by not saying a statement.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Because there's so many of them.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: Also, it's like the best case scenario. She's like, oh,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: I could just go away in my million dollar houses
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: and not talk to anybody. That sounds like a dream.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then just come back.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: She's a mom at the end of the day.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: I think so many times I just think people just
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: go away for like six months and nobody will remember.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: No, because everyone's on to the next thing.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: They're on to the next thing. Within like a week
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: and a half, they're on to the next thing.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, so this was the indie couple.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: Who don't belong together when he stands up to her
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: dirtbag ex.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: We shot this one in Vegas, actually.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: Shout out Red Rock.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you're... You're not the dirtbag.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: He played both. Someone said, like, what is this, one
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: of those Eddie Murphy movies? And that was hilarious.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Who do you want to be, the dirtbag or the
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: nice boyfriend?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: I like the dirtbag. OK.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm like sitting in your back. And you're the
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: heroine of the movie, the relatable girl.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: I'm just like the indie girl.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Here, come a little closer to the mic.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: Is it more for you to play with if I'm
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: the indie wallflower?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: That's a shtick.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: So it's two indie people.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: OK, go. OK.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: What's the scene?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: The scene is, I'm going to make up the scene.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: Great.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: So it'll be pure improv for you guys. Just really
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: show off your chops. Queen. This is the indie story,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: and you guys are stuck at a bus stop because
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: of his fuck up.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: And you might miss this big opportunity where you're supposed
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: to play acoustic guitar in Nashville.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: Great.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: Okay. Love it.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: And you're not even a country singer, but that's like
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: the only, like, music industry is dead everywhere else but.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: It's just hot now.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, go.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's it. I'm just going to hitchhike. I'm just
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: going to do it.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: Wait, no, you can't. Dixie, please. You can't just leave.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: Glenn, I'm going to leave. There's tons of opportunities out there.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: What do you want to stay here and be a
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: wallflower all your life? Or do you want to get
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: out there and experience people with missing teeth and just
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: understand the world? I....
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: I don't feel like I need to meet meth heads
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: to experience the world. I feel like maybe if we
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: just hung around here, there's open mics everywhere, and you
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: don't even play country music.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: You're so wrong, Glenn. You're so wrong about everything. And
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: I do play country music. It just comes from my heart.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: I'll go to Nashville with you.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: I don't want you to come to Nashville.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: I need to go experience this on my own and
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: not be tied down to a wallflower like you.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: Don't leave.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: That was beautiful. I got a little more emotional than funny.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: I got a little teary-eyed. We got range.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: There's range behind some of this.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: There's so many things. I think you could also do
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: another thing I'd like you to work on not today.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: I like the homework.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: I think you need to be The rich kid. The
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: Kennedy-esque rich kid of today.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: And it's not your fault. Just life has come really easy.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: You're not a bad person. You're just used to private
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: jets and stuff.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: I can't help my last name. I can't help that
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: I'm a Kennedy.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you cannot help it. And you are repulsed. Absolutely repulsed.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: And you work together. It's his family's company.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: Love.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: You're the hardworking girl. Your dad worked in a steel mine.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Is that even a thing?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: My dad worked there, so yeah.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: Okay. Your dad worked in a steel mine. Your mom
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: died when you were 12.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: Yes. It was sad.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: And you had to work three jobs in college, and
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: you knew his type at Columbia. You knew that fucking guy,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: and he never even looked at you. I love it.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: And now you are working, and it's like you have
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: this great idea to help people.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: People, yeah.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: And you're like, you know, and of course he doesn't
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: get it, but then in the end.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: We come together.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: We come together and, like, you know, you're saving, like,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: entire communities.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: I love it. You're in the writer's room now.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I think I'd like you to work on that.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: I need you to.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: You'll see it pop up.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be that scene, but it has
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: to be something rich.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: Rich.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Because you really look rich.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: That's so sick.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: I look the part. It'd be nice to get there.
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  Speaker 1: You really look rich and you.
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  Speaker 4: Really look poor.
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  Speaker 1: You don't look poor, but you could be... Just that
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: scruffy girl that's been able to pass as rich. Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 1: You knew how to pass as rich for so long.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: Like an Anna Delvey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, I knew what to say. I used to
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: drop the lake house talking to people. Of course. The
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: only lake house I knew was the one I had
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  Speaker 1: to clean after my mom died for $ 50 a day.
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  Speaker 4: It's so good. It's so good.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: My dad worked at the steel mill.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know what it's like.
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  Speaker 4: My poor dad, he still works at the steel mill.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know what it's like. You guys are awesome.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: We love you, Heather. Thank you.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about, is this coming up?
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: This is coming up. Tell everybody. This is the New
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: York Comedy Festival. We have a live sketch show. Our
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: first one.
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  Speaker 1: Just the two of you.
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  Speaker 2: The regular sketch show. Just the two of us. Yeah,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: it's kind of like a variety show.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: November 15th at the Caveat in New York City.
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  Speaker 4: It is sold out.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: It is sold out.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: That is so awesome.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the regs sold it out in 24 hours or people.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: So that was really cool.
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  Speaker 1: What do you, oh, you call them the regs?
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  Speaker 4: The regs, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out regs. Oh, love it.
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  Speaker 4: They're like the regulars at a bar.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I like it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cute.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's so great. Well, hopefully you'll do more after that.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But you live in L.A.? We live in West Hollywood.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: So we need you to be our Lisa at some point.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, we'd be honored.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: James is probably getting a little hot. That's his celebrity
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: hall pass. Lisa Vanderpump.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I love it. Tell everybody again where to follow
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: you guys. You each have your own. I only shared
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: your Instagram, but what's your TikTok to?
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: Same thing. Taylor Grayson. T-A-Y-L-O-R-G-R-A-Y-S-E-N.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can find me at James Mitchell Neal. N-E-A-L.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: Are you going to become the Neals or no?
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: To be determined. Oh, okay. Oh, I don't know.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know. You got a TBD now.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: Did you always keep your name?
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: You changed it? No, I just, I was already on
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: like a TV show when I married my husband, so
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: I stayed.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: Chelsea, right?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: No, it was called Larissa's Lounge, and I just kept
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: Heather McDowell. I never carried her around. But then when
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: I was pregnant with my first son, Drake, I did.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Add Tobias to everything.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: Got it.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: Because I was just like, oh, what if I'm in
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: a hospital or an ER or something and they're like,
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: who's this kid? yeah it's not yours or whatever i
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: don't i don't think that would matter today but whatever
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: i did that and so like my fans know like
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: dobias because i'll talk about my kids dobias and da
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: da da but um But I don't know. I mean,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: my dad was like, come on. McDonald is such a
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: good name, you know?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: That's like your dad. Yeah.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: Don't you want to be an Owen?
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? So I don't think it really matters anymore.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: Anymore, it doesn't matter.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: Anyway, you guys, you're the best.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having us.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: It was awesome. Thank you.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: Bye-bye, everyone. Remember, hathamcdonald.net for my dates and my Patreon.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 7: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 7: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 7: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 7: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 7: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 7: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 7: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 7: click and collect.
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  Speaker 1: So easy.
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  Speaker 7: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.