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Saturday Special October 2nd 2026 · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, so, Manis, what are we doing here, man?
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  Speaker 2: We are doing the Saturday special.
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  Speaker 1: I like the name. I'm intrigued.
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  Speaker 2: Because, you know, people are looking for podcasts on the weekends. And,
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  Speaker 2: you know, our super fans, our super listeners, they listen
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  Speaker 2: to the podcast Money Through Friday. but they're always looking
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  Speaker 2: for something on the weekends. Yeah, and so, Gina, what
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  Speaker 2: are we going to give them with.
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  Speaker 1: This every week?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, dude, I'm so excited. We're pulling some of the best,
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  Speaker 3: most talked about, most maybe in-studio controversial stuff from the week,
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  Speaker 3: and we're highlighting them. Feel free to listen to it
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  Speaker 3: and make your own judgments on it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess the idea is to present some of
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  Speaker 4: the best of the week and then just get some
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  Speaker 4: of our insight on what's happening when the mics turn off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe a little behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit of that. And we're going to
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  Speaker 4: start with the best from Friday. uh yesterday which is
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  Speaker 4: menace's monologue yeah oh god could you explain the process
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  Speaker 4: of writing.
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  Speaker 2: That i'm also curious yeah well unfortunately this time when
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  Speaker 2: i wrote it i didn't get a chance to get
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  Speaker 2: high because i was just so busy but uh i
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  Speaker 2: usually write it up to like i wait like till
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  Speaker 2: the night before because i want the most like current
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  Speaker 2: news to cover okay and then um And then, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just start with like one story and just try
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  Speaker 2: to go one by one and try to like all
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  Speaker 2: link them together so it kind of flows. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think I really accomplished it that much this week, to
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  Speaker 2: be honest.
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  Speaker 3: Then why was it one of your funniest monologues?
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  Speaker 4: I was just so busy yesterday, but I tried my best. Um,
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  Speaker 4: let's go ahead and listen to it. And then I
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  Speaker 4: have a question for you, both of you guys afterwards.
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  Speaker 4: This is, uh, Menace's, uh, late night monologue.
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  Speaker 5: That's what it's called, right? Mm-hmm. All right, let's go.
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  Speaker 6: Menace, are you ready to be the star?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Menace's late night monologue week in review. All right, Menace is, uh,
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  Speaker 6: working on his next career to be a writer for,
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  Speaker 6: you know, the late night monologues.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 6: Or maybe a future SNL. He loves SNL. Maybe a
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  Speaker 6: future doing weekend update.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, they're pretty solid there, but.
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  Speaker 6: You never know. Have they heard this material?
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  Speaker 5: That's true. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows?
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 6: So, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for
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  Speaker 6: Medicine's Late Night Monologue Week in Review. And here.
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  Speaker 2: What's up, everybody? Well, I didn't know that Tennessee used
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  Speaker 2: Yoo-Hoo when trying to execute people. Two botched executions on
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  Speaker 2: the same day with the same lady? Look, here's a tip, Tennessee.
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  Speaker 2: If you ever want to get rid of a woman forever,
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  Speaker 2: all you got to do is push a restaurant bill
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  Speaker 2: towards them.
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  Speaker 8: Dang!
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  Speaker 5: Boom.
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  Speaker 2: They're gone. It's called the Dutch Houdini. It works every time.
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  Speaker 2: Every time.
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  Speaker 5: That's the best ever.
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  Speaker 10: All right.
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  Speaker 8: Starting strong.
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  Speaker 6: Starting strong.
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  Speaker 2: Diddy, aka Puffy, was placed in solitary after being caught
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  Speaker 2: with a cell phone. I don't know what's worse, no
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  Speaker 2: cell phone or solitary, but at least it's still raining dongs.
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  Speaker 6: Am I right, Greg?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Hashtag can't stop, won't stop.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, a penguin that escaped from a Tokyo Zoo three
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  Speaker 2: months ago returned on its own this week. And when
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  Speaker 2: asked where the penguin might have gone, zoo workers replied with,
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  Speaker 2: your mom's refrigerator, bitch.
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  Speaker 6: Nailed it.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 8: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of... Thank you, Sammy. Speaking of refrigerators, Gina, Woody.
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  Speaker 6: You're so supportive.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of refrigerators, Gina, Woody, and myself are on Zedbound.
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  Speaker 2: Morgan announced she's on Retta, but unfortunately, Sammy, they still
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  Speaker 2: haven't come up with Whale of True Tide yet.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, no!
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  Speaker 5: Too bad.
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  Speaker 2: So you're kind of screwed.
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  Speaker 6: More complaints.
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  Speaker 2: But nature will find a way, Sammy.
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  Speaker 6: You got it.
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  Speaker 2: Did you guys hear that candy corn came out with
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  Speaker 2: their own cologne?
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's available. And on the box it says, you
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  Speaker 2: can smell like-ish and taste-ish at the same time. Candy corn.
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  Speaker 2: Because their taste buds are garbage. Now available at Walmart.
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  Speaker 8: I was targeting Woody.
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  Speaker 2: How about... Oh, how about that cost of living? Am
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  Speaker 2: I right, guys?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's so bad Greg is.
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  Speaker 6: How bad is it?
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  Speaker 2: It's so bad Greg is rationing semen. I mean, salmon
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  Speaker 2: for his dinner party.
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  Speaker 9: Oh!
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  Speaker 2: I mean, never mind.
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  Speaker 1: I did mean semen.
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  Speaker 2: Dude speaking of costs how about them gas prices the
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  Speaker 2: national average is four dollars and 41 cents four dollars
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  Speaker 2: and 41 cents just take all my money already because
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  Speaker 2: greg them rations though right yeah we can get zero
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  Speaker 2: miles on them loads god i'm done I'm done, man.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like YOLO. Like Morgan says, bitch, this ain't
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  Speaker 2: my reality. In my reality, Greg's reservoir. In my reality,
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  Speaker 2: Greg's reservoir of man juice is flowing like the river.
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  Speaker 6: Like the river, all right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: The river.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, America might be hit with six months of bad weather,
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  Speaker 2: and it's like, dude, it's so bad. My friend Tyler
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  Speaker 2: over here is building an ark, and on his supply list,
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  Speaker 2: he has two tortas, monster energy drink, Pokemon cards, and
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  Speaker 2: for some reason, 97 butt plugs. Oh!
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  Speaker 11: Odd choice.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of Tyler, he's now live streaming five days a week,
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  Speaker 2: selling baseball cards on Fanatics Live. Unfortunately, no dong, though.
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  Speaker 8: Sucks.
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  Speaker 2: Tyler's like, dude, show dong. You don't know marketing? 101.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Tyler.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: A-hole? All right.
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  Speaker 2: Nicolas Cage has an action movie coming out called Best
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  Speaker 2: Pancakes in the County. When asked for comments, Sammy said, bitch,
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  Speaker 2: you had me at pancakes.
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  Speaker 5: County.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Also in the news, also in fat and lazy news,
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  Speaker 2: did you hear about this? Amazon is introducing a $ 35
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  Speaker 2: remote for your Kindle.
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  Speaker 6: They are?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, called Kindle Click. So you don't even have to
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  Speaker 2: turn the pages yourself. You can just turn them remotely. But,
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  Speaker 2: you know, joke's on you, Amazon. I'm so lazy, I
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  Speaker 2: don't read books. So suck on that.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 2: But, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't read books.
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  Speaker 2: We got movies, guys. Unfortunately, no good movies this week,
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  Speaker 2: so hopefully Tyler shows his dong or penis on his
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  Speaker 2: live stream.
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  Speaker 6: Either or. Oh, let's hope so.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Tyler.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, we have a great show for you. Flock of
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  Speaker 2: Seagulls are here with Dennis Rodman, and I hope you
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  Speaker 2: enjoy your Friday.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 1: There he is.
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  Speaker 2: That is our weekend review.
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  Speaker 6: Menace's late night monologue. Week in review. It's tough.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm handcuffed by the news and not a
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  Speaker 2: lot of good news out there.
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  Speaker 1: I really want to make a joke about the.
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  Speaker 2: Halle Berry thing, but, you know, there's child abuse involved,
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  Speaker 2: so you can't do that. Unless you have one, Seabass.
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  Speaker 8: I have not even heard of this story yet.
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  Speaker 3: She got her kid taken away.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I know.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, it's pretty wild. You just make a pub
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  Speaker 8: with one of our movies.
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  Speaker 6: A text here says, what are we giving this a rest?
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  Speaker 6: This segment isn't one bit funny. It's kind of embarrassing
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  Speaker 6: to be associated with this segment. Hashtag the same person
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  Speaker 6: that texts us in every single time. No one is
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  Speaker 6: laughing one bit aside from Menace himself.
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  Speaker 2: Sammy.
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  Speaker 3: That's so not true.
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  Speaker 6: What about Sammy?
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  Speaker 5: That opening joke I thought was really good.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: I laughed.
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  Speaker 6: There's something in here somewhere about explaining things to people
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  Speaker 6: that I'm just going to let But go.
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  Speaker 8: Can we get Tyler's username on this cart?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Fanatics Live?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if he wants that.
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  Speaker 3: I'd like to see that.
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  Speaker 1: No, he does.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, he does?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: It's money, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so if you download the Fanatics Live app, all
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  Speaker 2: you gotta do is search Mama Breaks.
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  Speaker 6: Mama Breaks?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Is that your screen name, Tyler?
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  Speaker 1: No, that's the name of the company I work for.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you search Mama Breaks. It's not even his
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  Speaker 2: own And then you'll see Tyler in there.
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  Speaker 8: No, he works for this company.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to ask the Greg question. Does it have
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  Speaker 3: to be on the app?
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  Speaker 6: You can watch it on your laptop desktop.
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  Speaker 3: Thank God.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 10: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: And is it a particular time?
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  Speaker 5: Usually afternoon. Usually afternoon. Like 12.
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  Speaker 6: That doesn't narrow down.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it does narrow down. Somebody's like, is it
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  Speaker 6: every weekdays at two or?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say weekdays, early afternoon.
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  Speaker 6: But that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 11: What's early afternoon to you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to help you.
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  Speaker 12: I've got another question. So somebody saw Tyler and is like,
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  Speaker 12: that's our spokesman. Dude, it's baseball and NBA cards.
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  Speaker 8: Get a hot chick. If they're just opening packs of cards,
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  Speaker 8: who cares?
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  Speaker 6: Well, who do you think owns the company? They go, really?
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  Speaker 1: A hot chick?
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  Speaker 13: Yes.
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  Speaker 8: So she doesn't know what their hot chick is?
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  Speaker 6: So what they go, they'll say... You know, our customer base,
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  Speaker 6: they really want to see themselves being represented in the brand.
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  Speaker 6: And so when you think about like the people that
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  Speaker 6: are out there and they're buying these things and they're
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  Speaker 6: doing these things and are this passionate about it, they
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  Speaker 6: are Tyler. Tyler's the guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: He's probably like textbook.
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  Speaker 2: We are Tyler.
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  Speaker 6: You know, card trading, card buying dude. Right.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 6: From what I see at these, you know, you see
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  Speaker 6: videos from these big trade shows and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It's a whole trade convention center of Tyler's.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I guess what happens when you go to trade shows?
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  Speaker 5: Who's there?
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  Speaker 8: Booth chicks, booth babes.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: There's a known thing. Anyway, back to your Halle Berry thing.
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  Speaker 8: So here you go, Mattis.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 8: Halle Berry, you know, accused of child abuse.
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  Speaker 12: Very sad news there. She says it was just a
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  Speaker 12: little bit of confusion. She was preparing for her new movie,
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  Speaker 12: Monster's Bald Fist.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 5: Wow. Good one, Seabass. You know what?
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  Speaker 3: On the fly, not bad.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 14: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I got to say, I agree with everybody. That opening
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  Speaker 3: joke was crazy strong.
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  Speaker 1: Very funny.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm curious about your process, too, and have been
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  Speaker 3: for the past two years that I've been seeing them
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  Speaker 3: in studio. I am intrigued on how you find a
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  Speaker 3: punchline in these stories. Do you start by looking for
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  Speaker 3: a punchline?
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  Speaker 1: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 5: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I just like, okay, what's the story? How do I
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  Speaker 2: make it funny? And then, yeah, and then how do
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  Speaker 2: I end it? So the ending, I just think about
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: at the end, the very last thing. The thing that
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  Speaker 2: I'm worried about the most and what fumbles me the
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  Speaker 2: most is just.
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  Speaker 1: uh, Woody.
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  Speaker 2: And Seabash chiming in and like, I'm trying to like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to dodge that and I can't read. So
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  Speaker 2: it's really, really hard. And I'm like trying to like
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  Speaker 2: get all these factors in and it's, it's difficult, man.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I know you feel like both of us can
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  Speaker 4: say this too. Like even on sports or whatever, like
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  Speaker 4: when they, when somebody jumps in, man, it could throw
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  Speaker 4: you off. Like they don't mean to, but it can
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  Speaker 4: really throw off if you're reading, reading. And I'm sure
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  Speaker 4: you deal with that with the headlines.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I I'm very used to that. And just, In
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  Speaker 3: all of my years of doing news with different hosts,
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  Speaker 3: that's one thing I feel like I've gotten really good
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  Speaker 3: at is not getting flustered when someone grabs the steering
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  Speaker 3: wheel and yanks it to another lane. But I can
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  Speaker 3: always say that menace, one thing that'll always get you
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  Speaker 3: out of a pickle in these.
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  Speaker 2: Is, am I right, Greg?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, am I right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just need one of them to laugh and then...
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  Speaker 2: Let's just keep on moving forward.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't think, even for our hardcore listeners, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that this comes up enough. True or false, Menace,
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  Speaker 3: you are dyslexic.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, 100%. I have shared that on.
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  Speaker 3: I know, it comes up, but I don't think it
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  Speaker 3: comes up enough for people to understand like, you are
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  Speaker 3: reading from a script with dyslexia, which I think is
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  Speaker 3: a major feat.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: And just something I maybe typed up like a minute before.
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  Speaker 2: So mostly like, Most of the time, like when we
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  Speaker 2: do like alter ego, which is, you know, going to
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  Speaker 2: be coming up and we have to go on the stage.
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  Speaker 2: I always get it like a printout before and then
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  Speaker 2: I just memorize it. So like the words are there,
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  Speaker 2: like up on the teleprompter, but I just already memorized everything.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're smart because talk about behind the scenes, dude,
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  Speaker 3: that was my first alter ego we did. And they
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  Speaker 3: were like, everybody kept saying, don't worry. There's nothing to
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  Speaker 3: worry about. It's like the size of a movie screen.
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  Speaker 3: There's all your words are up there. Don't worry about
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  Speaker 3: a thing.
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  Speaker 6: Great.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Guess what? The first time we get up there, three
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  Speaker 3: giant dudes are standing in front of the screen. I
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  Speaker 3: have no idea what I'm supposed to say.
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  Speaker 4: And then on top of that, you got someone else
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  Speaker 4: controlling how fast or slow everything goes, which sucks too.
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  Speaker 4: But Menace, the one comment that we always get on text,
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  Speaker 4: and Gina, you see all the texts as well, is.
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  Speaker 1: dude, he doesn't know what he's talking about, man. He
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  Speaker 1: sucks and blah, blah, blah. And it's like, but that's
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: the bit, guys. Like, that's the bit.
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  Speaker 3: We're not professional comedy writers.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes when there's crickets, that's actually a funny thing.
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  Speaker 3: That's the joke, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: And I just like talking about Greg's dong. And Tyler's.
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  Speaker 2: And Tyler, yeah, Tyler. True.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Greg's gets some shine. Tyler's takes a lot of hits.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's move on to the best from Thursday, which, again,
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: is Menace.
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad you're here. Menace's birthday list. How far in
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  Speaker 4: advance do you start working on that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, maybe, like, after birthday month last year.
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  Speaker 3: Damn.
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  Speaker 2: I started thinking, like, okay... what did I not put
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  Speaker 2: on the list last year that I really want to
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  Speaker 2: put on for, um, for this year? And yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: like a year long process. I'll just take mental notes
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  Speaker 2: or like, uh, listen or bring up something again at
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: like all these meetups that we go to at like
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  Speaker 2: raising canes and lazy dog and stuff like that. And
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: they go, Oh, you guys should really do this. And
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  Speaker 2: then I'll just like take a mental note or just
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  Speaker 2: something that somebody really wants to go to. Also like
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: stuff that's involves the show, like people, um, like Morgan,
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  Speaker 2: like the UFC thing. I'm like, okay, well, it'd be
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  Speaker 2: kind of cool to go to the UFC. Like we,
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  Speaker 2: to be honest, we're like, we are kind of jaded.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: We get to do cool stuff like all the time.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: And what's really exciting is seeing other people excited.
• 14:28
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: And that's like the best part. And I love it.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: So being able to do that, a lot of people say,
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: you know, it is menace's birthday month is very, uh,
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: it's very selfish. But if you actually like look at
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: the list, it's not really, uh, that selfish.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: I don't think so there's a greater point to a
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: lot of it a lot.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Of stuff is like you know hey let's get on
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: let's get in on this together yeah so.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: Let's go ahead and listen to it and then Gina
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: I'm sure you got some more questions so here is
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: Menace's birthday month list.
• 14:56
  Speaker 6: Well we're officially into the month of October A lot
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: of people excited about Halloween. That's a thing. Fall, just
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: in general. Although Greg says if you're a person who's
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: excited about fall, you had better have a vagina because
• 15:13
  Speaker 6: it says that's for girls.
• 15:15
  Speaker 11: For girls.
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: That's for girls.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: Fall excitement is very girly.
• 15:19
  Speaker 12: For girls.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: Don't you agree?
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: He said for girls and for gays.
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: And for gay guys.
• 15:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and for gay guys.
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: Greg, would you agree with this? My gay friends always
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: say there's only two seasons, pool party and scarf.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: I would totally disagree.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: My fantasy is year-round summer.
• 15:34
  Speaker 9: True.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: Fall, because what do you get excited about? Boots, scarves, hair.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: And you know what else? It's October.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: Menace's birthday month.
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: It's October, and you know what that means. It's Menace's
• 15:51
  Speaker 7: birthday month. The countdown is on.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: Menace is the only dude I have ever known to
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: be this excited about his birthday, where it's not even
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: the birthday. It's not a birthday weekend. Some people even do, oh,
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: it's my birthday week.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're really stretching it.
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: No, dude, he does an entire month. He wants a
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: whole month of celebration over his birth.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: It's a bucket list. You knock things out as you
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: get older.
• 16:22
  Speaker 8: That makes it different.
• 16:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, you get these girls... You know, that
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: we look up during the porno birthdays, like Seabass will
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: go and see what's on their Amazon wish list or,
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: you know, whatever.
• 16:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah. It's basically kind of the same thing, right?
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: No?
• 16:39
  Speaker 10: No.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: You check things off.
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: I ask my kids, you know, I ask my kids, like,
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: all right, what do you want for your birthday? It's
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: their wish list.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: This is what you want for your birthday.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's more of a milestone bucket list. Did
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I get a copy of this?
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: I do have the copy for you right here. Oh,
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: thank you.
• 16:55
  Speaker 8: It's like the Oscars announcements. He has to keep them
• 16:58
  Speaker 8: very undercover.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Somebody's guarding a briefcase.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's handcuffed to someone's wrist. All right. Well, here
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: we go. Now, keep in mind, for anybody listening, if
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: anybody out there has any kind of inside.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Contacts.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Contacts.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: Any way to maybe help Menace check some of these
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: things off of his bucket list.
• 17:18
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: Not to be confused with the wishlist. Let us know.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: You can hit us up either on the text over
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: to 22987 or send us an email, email at thewoodyshow.com.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: All right, Menace, number one on the birthday month list
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: for this year.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Well, let's just come in hot on the first one.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: I want to do an extreme weekend trip to Raising
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Cane's in London. Now, if no one will fund this,
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: I will fund for one listener to go, Coach... To London.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: I will go with them. You'll fly coach, too? Yeah,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I'll fly coach, too, as well.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: See, Nick, you've lost me.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: I'm out. Okay.
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: I like the extreme weekend trip. I would accompany you
• 17:59
  Speaker 8: on this trip.
• 17:59
  Speaker 14: That sounds awesome.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we will leave on a Friday evening. We'll
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: land Saturday afternoon in London. We'll go to Raising Cane's.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: We'll probably get to London around 3 in the afternoon.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: We'll hit up Raising Cane's. We'll probably hit up Oxford Street.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: And then if, you know, Wembley has a concert or a- O2, perhaps?
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Or two, or anything going on.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: O2 Arena.
• 18:21
  Speaker 9: O2.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll go hit that up, and then we'll leave
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: by 3 p.m. on Sunday and be back home by
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: 7 p.m.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: So there's a one-night stay in there?
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: So one-night stay, I will cover the one-night stay.
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: Because London isn't that far.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: It's not Dubai.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: So, yeah, I'll be fine.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Number two.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: Extreme weekend trip to the Raising Cane's in London.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's going to be opening pretty soon. So
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: we'll give it away this month, and then we'll figure
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: out the date later. All right, number two, stay the
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: night at the Incredibles house. Now, Disney has built the
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Incredible house. You can't rent it currently, but they are
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: letting people stay in it. I have seen people do
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: it online. So if anybody knows anybody at Cotino... where
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: this house is located.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: Cotino?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Cotino. It's Story Living by Disney. Now it's a community
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: that Disney is putting together.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, hell yeah.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: I know what you're talking about.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: So the house is done.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: It's there.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: It's sitting. I've stood in front of the house before,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: but I've not been able to go inside it. So
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: if you know anybody that can get me inside, that
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: would be great. Okay. Now, number three, I go to
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: LAX Airport quite often. I fly in and out of there,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: and there's always a plane parked out there that I see.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: And I would like to go on this plane. I
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: would like to get a ride on it. And wherever
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: it's going, I'll go with it. And then I can
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: find my way back. It's fine. Now, SpaceX has a 737.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Have you seen this Woody?
• 19:52
  Speaker 9: No.
• 19:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: They have a 737 parked out there all the time.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: You can see the, the SpaceX logo on it and
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: it's a, an employee plane. So, uh, I'm assuming they
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: maybe go to Austin back and forth or whatever. I
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: I'm willing to, uh, Go on the plane if somebody
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: can get me on.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: He's willing to.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: He'll do you that favor.
• 20:10
  Speaker 8: Perhaps Elon.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: Hello.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter where it's going. It doesn't matter where
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: it's going.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: Just the one way.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Just the one way.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: That'd be fun.
• 20:16
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Now, number four is I would like to learn how
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: to surf. I've tried before in Hawaii, and I wasn't
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: really that great at it. And then I tried to
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: do it in other places. The water was way too cold,
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: and I was a puss, so I got out. There's
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: this new place called Desert Surf where you can learn
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: to surf, kind of like those surf ranches. This is
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: a surf lagoon, and they just kind of opened it
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: up to the public, so it's not quite where you
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: can just go and do it. But I would like
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: to go and learn how to surf, and I would
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: like to take a listener with me that would like
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: to learn how to surf. So if anybody knows anybody
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: at Desert Surf, I would like to go do that.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: All right, this.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: Is Menace's birthday month. He calls it a bucket list,
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: but it's a wish list. These are things he's wanting
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: to do.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, number five is going to sound kind of weird,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: but this is going to benefit all the listeners, I'm
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: telling you. So there's this guy named Zach and a
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: girl named Kate that works at Cash App HQ, okay?
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: These guys are the ones that run everything that involves
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: their events. Cash App is at every single event. Listeners,
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you that you want to be at.
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: Dude, I saw them at my farmer's market.
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: They were there.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: So they're at WWE events. They're at the Super Bowl.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: They're having events there as well. Of course, they're at F1.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: I see them there all the time. They have these
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: really cool pop-ups where they do a thing called Greenhouse
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: where they teach kids about education and finance. That's what
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: I saw. Yeah, they're doing all these cool things. I
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: would like to meet these people so maybe we can
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: do cool things together.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: All right, so meet Zach and Kate.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Are they a couple?
• 21:59
  Speaker 9: Do we know?
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, they're not. If it is Kate, it's Kat. Kat, yeah.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: Otherwise, there's a typo.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Zach and Kat at Cash App HQ.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: If anybody knows them, tell them to hit us up.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: All right, number six. Now, a lot of people hit
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: me up. They knew I was putting this list together.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: They want to go to the George Lucas Museum, and
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I would love for us to do maybe a field
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: trip together. That'd be great.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: Is that hard to get access to?
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: It's not, but maybe a large group it might be,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: because I.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Know that they limit. It's a museum, right?
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: It's not an invite-only thing, right?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: No, it's not.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: But they limit the number of passes you can get,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: so I don't know how.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: Well, I ask because I know there's the Lucas Ranch,
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: and that's like an invite. Yeah, Skywalker Grill.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: I'm talking about something else like in Northern California.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the ranch.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Skywalker Ranch.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: There's a Lucas Ranch or something like that.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been to the ranch a couple times.
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: But that's like you've got to know somebody or you've
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: got to be invited, right? Okay, that's a private residence.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about the museum.
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: Perhaps with a buffet.
• 23:05
  Speaker 12: A buffet.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: All right, number eight. Now, I want to have a
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: screening with listeners of the new Street Fighter movie. That
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: would be cool, right?
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: That would be fun.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we just need to find a movie theater.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: I think you skipped one because you went from six
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: to eight.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: This would be seven.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, number seven, sorry.
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: He gets excited.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Number seven, this is a big one. I would
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: like to take a ride on the Goodyear Blimp.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: I could probably be done. All right, that's cool.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: I would do that.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, heck yeah. Let's do it. Number nine, I would
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: like to go to two F1 races this month. Now,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: there's one in Malaysia. There's one in Singapore, Austin, and
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Mexico City. So I got to figure that out. Number 10,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I would like to have a listener party at K1
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Speed Indoor Car Track. Oh, it's so fun.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've done it.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: It's so fun. They have over 107 locations. So if
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: there's one location that will let us have a party
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: at one, that would be pretty cool. Number 11, I
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: would like to give away not one, but two 98-inch
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: televisions this time. So I would like to do one
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: at an event in person and then one on our Instagram,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: at The Woody Show on Instagram. So make sure you
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: follow us on Instagram, at The Woody Show right now.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: Menace's birthday month wish list for 2026.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: We're almost done, guys. But number 12, Greg, I would
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: either like to have Dr. Terry Dubrow- Or Jeff Lewis
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: on the show.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: Dr. Dubrow is the plastic surgery guy.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the one that fixes everybody's messed up plastic surgery.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: He's a god.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: And he's great.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: I've heard so many interviews with him where he can
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: answer all your medical questions, and he does it in
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: a fun way. So I'd love to have him on.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: If we can't get him on. Jeff Lewis would be
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: just as good. And he is so funny. And you
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: would love to talk to him about home remodeling. Also,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: he just has a new TV show.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Is that why I'm seeing him all of a sudden and.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't know who he was?
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, his OG show Flippin' Out. And then he did...
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: Like celebrity flipping out.
• 25:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: And he does a daily radio show. So even if
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: you don't know him, he is hilarious. We can throw
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: any topic at him and he would be funny on
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: And I believe the new show is called Still Flipping Out, right?
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah. He's a character.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: It's so good. So flipping out, celebrity flipping out, and
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: still flipping out.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: That's about it.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Jeff Lewis.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: He stays flipping.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Dude, he rules.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: He's super fun.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: The next one I would like to go to the
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Apple TV Plus HQ. Because I need to have them
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: teach me how to do something with this multi-cam view
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: thing that they have when you're streaming F1.
• 25:41
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: Very specific.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to do it. Is there not
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: an online video somewhere that you can watch? I'm sure,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: but the way that I want to do it is
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: much different than what I've seen online. But I've seen
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: one person do what I want to do.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: Visit Apple TV Plus headquarters.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: Got it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: And then the last one. is stand on top of
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: the Las Vegas Sphere.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: Stand on top of it?
• 26:06
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Some people have done it already. Timothy Chalamet has done it.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: He's lighter than we are.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: He's much lighter than we are. He won't break it.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: But I think it'd be kind of cool.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: It's 366 feet high.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Hmm.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Not that bad.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Are you like strapped to anything?
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: He was.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: I'm sure there's like a tether of some kind.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: That'd be nice.
• 26:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: But that is the list. I'll put it out online.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I'll put it on our Instagram. If anybody knows anybody,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: hit us up. Email at thewoodyshow.com. Text into the show.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Or hit me up at Menace on Instagram.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: A lot of stuff involves listeners. Pretty much. Like that giveaway.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Who wants to go to London? Who wants to go
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: to the Lucas Museum?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: We have.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Who wants to learn how to surf? Who wants to
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: go see the new Street Fighter? All that kind of stuff.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: So hit us up.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: All right. So, yeah. Giveaway.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: A weekend trip to Raising Cane's in London. Extreme weekend trip.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: Stay the night at the Incredibles house at Disney's Cotino,
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: which somebody said, can't Steamboat Willie help out with.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: That, Sammy?
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, maybe.
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know that that's his department, but we can see.
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: I'm sure he knows somebody.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: The house looks crazy.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: Get in the company directory.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: Get a ride on the SpaceX 737 jet.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: Learn to surf with a listener at Desert Surf. Meet
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: Zach and Kat from Cash App Headquarters. Have a Woody
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: Show field trip to the George Lucas Museum. Take a
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: ride on the Goodyear Blimp. Listener screening of the new
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: Street Fighter movie. Menace wants to attend two F1 races
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: in the month of October. So not just two F1 races.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: They had to be in October.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: For the birthday month.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: All right. Have a listener party at K1 Speed Indoor
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: Kart Racing.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Fun.
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: Give away not one, but two 98-inch TVs. Have Dr.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: Terry Dubrow or Jeff Lewis on the show. Or both.
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: Who Jeff Lewis, you might know from Flippin' Out, Celebrity Flippin' Out,
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: or Still Flippin' Out. Visit Apple TV Plus headquarters. and
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: then stand on top of the Las Vegas sphere. That's
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: Menace's birthday month bucket list for 2026. Jeff, this is
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: your first experience with this whole thing.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: I'm kind of naive because I was listening in the
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: other room, and my curiosity is, so when you go
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: to London or Malaysia, who pays for those trips?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: What do you mean?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Who pays for the trip?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I said that the London, if no one will finance it,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I'll pay for it.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: Awesome.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: And the F1, is that same situation? Yeah, the F1' s fine.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I did leave out the part, have paddock access. It's
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: on the page.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: With paddock access.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'll get myself to the F1 race, but
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: if you know anybody that has paddock access, hit me up.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: I just wonder who's going to finance all this. As
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: a dad, that's the first thing I think about.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: How much is this going to cost me?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: Dad, I need $ 100. $ 50? What do you need $ 10 for?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: Well, Meds, you're going to post the list?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: Again, anything that you guys listening might be able to
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: help out with. We're not starting a GoFundMe. No. This
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: is just one of those things like if it was like-
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: You know somebody. Let's just say for the sake of argument,
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: Raising Cane stepped in.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: Which they should, quite honestly.
• 29:27
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: All the things that you've done for Raising Cane's Menace.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I know, but the people I deal with that are
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: not international people.
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: They can put a word in, just like Steamboat Willie
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: can put a word in.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: They're in the company directory. I might actually run into...
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Todd Graves, the founder, on October 24th.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: In F1?
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: The paddock? Yeah, he's big in F1, so I might
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: see him there.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: Anyway, yeah, if.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: You can help out with any of these things, you
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: can find the list. It's posted not only on our
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: Instagram and our social media channels, but also on our website.
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: Just go to thewoodyshow.com.
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I love it. I thought it was super creative and
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: super interesting. I had never heard of this storybook living situation.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: And when I Googled that Incredibles house, my mouth was
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: on the floor.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: It's pretty dope. It's insane. Again, I haven't gone inside it.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: I've been outside it a few times because this story living,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: it's in Rancho Mirage, California, and they built this 40
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: acre lagoon and it's going to be open to the public.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: And so people can If you go to the Palm
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Springs Coachella area, you're going to be able to go
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: there and just like hang out with your family. They
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: built a beach. So it's a, it's a really good time,
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: but this house is just sitting there on the corner
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: and I want to get inside. They've let a couple
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: of influencers stay there before. So we'll see if we.
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: Can make it happen.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: It's incredible. And then of course the, The racing with
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: the listeners, the movies with the listeners. I like how
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: it's a little like a little for me, a little
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: for you, a little for me, a little. So when
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: you do these lists, there's how many on the list? 10?
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: There's 14.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, 14.
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Okay. Do you say like, okay, I want this many
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: to be like a listener meetup or is it just
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: kind of whatever?
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: No, just whatever, whatever happens. And then we've mentioned Street
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Fighter this many times and you haven't mentioned that you
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: are a voice of Street Fighter.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I don't have anything to do with the movie,
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: but in the video game, I'm Rose, and.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: It's... No way! Yeah, not a lot of people know that.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: We brought it up on the show before, but since
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: all the Street Fighter has come back, we have not
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: mentioned it.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's so funny because my buddy, Dave Desmalchian,
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: because we went to high school together, he's Bison. And
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: it's so funny because it's like, that's a very random
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: connection to have with your high school buddy. But yeah,
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: so I used to do a ton of video game
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: stuff and a ton of like japanime voiceover stuff oh
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: wow and uh and it's it's super fun but yeah
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: i'm just i'm not involved in the movie but i
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: do like that one year everybody congratulated me because there
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: was a street fighter like you know gaming convention and
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: the guy who played rose one so somehow i got
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: credit for that which i did not deserve sweet well
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: it looks like the movie screening is gonna happen sweet
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: i will invite you thank you.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: That's cool, man.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Hey, a quick question for Spicy Nacho. How involved is
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: she in this list at all? Does she ever tell you,
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: get the fuck out of here, man. You're not doing that.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Or does she have any requests?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Or any requests or anything?
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: No, but she did want a preview of the list beforehand.
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: That's fair.
• 32:23
  Speaker 10: Fair.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, because she wants to know what
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: she can get in on.
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: Of course.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: But yeah, she doesn't really suggest anything for it.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good that you run a buyer, though, because,
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, like, I do that a lot with
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: my wife just because I think, you know, different way
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: to look at things.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd like to get into a human claw machine
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: with all expensive handbags.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 32:43
  Speaker 10: True.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Put that on the list next year.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: All right, moving on to the best from Wednesday. It
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: was Seabass and Freak of the Week up there in
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: San Francisco.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: This was wild.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Honestly, like, we all share an office, and I accidentally
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: turned around.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: And just saw just a mound of cock and balls
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: on the screen, and it was disturbing.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: But let's go ahead and run it, and then there's
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: a ton of questions. We'll talk about it right after this.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I can answer a lot about it, actually.
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: Okay, let's meet some folks who attended the Folsom Street
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: Fair in San Francisco. Before the break, we informed everybody
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: who's not familiar with Folsom Street Fair exactly what it is.
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: It's just basically... open-air sex market.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much.
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: There's people in the streets, like literally in the public streets,
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: doing all kinds of weird freaky stuff. So we're going
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: to meet the people that Seabass met, and then we'll
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: have to decide which one we want to crown the
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: Woody Show Freak of the Week.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Sweet. All right. And then you'll.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: Text your vote, of course. Over to 22987. And who's
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: the first person here, Seabass?
• 33:48
  Speaker 12: You've heard of Puss in Boots. This is a different
• 33:51
  Speaker 12: type of pee in boots. I've got a photo for
• 33:53
  Speaker 12: you guys. You can pass this along. And I'll have
• 33:55
  Speaker 12: the gentleman introduce himself right here.
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: I don't know if we can describe that one. It's
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: in the audio.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Don't worry.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: All right. Here we go.
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: What is your name, sir?
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Pee-wee.
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: And Pee-wee, what does your sign say?
• 34:09
  Speaker 10: My sign says Puss in Boots.
• 34:11
  Speaker 14: Public urinal.
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: A public urinal because you indeed are a puppy.
• 34:16
  Speaker 14: And I'm a urinal.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, a public.
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: So he's got a, folks don't know, puppies are a
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: big part of the gay lifestyle. It's like a leather mask,
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: not a furry.
• 34:28
  Speaker 9: Nope.
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: It's leather and they'll have like a little tail.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Like a snout.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: They're on a leash.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: They almost look robotic and evil.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like this guy, this guy behind him, you can
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: see Gina's.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Holding a leash.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: You can buy these masks on Amazon. Should we put
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: them under product recommendation? Oh, can you?
• 34:41
  Speaker 12: So I noticed he's got the puppy mask and he's
• 34:45
  Speaker 12: got also some different camera attachments so he can record
• 34:48
  Speaker 12: video of people, again, urinal-izing him.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: Using him as a urinal. So this guy in the
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: photo is just standing there. I mean, he's naked. He's
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: not even, no shoes, no nothing.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: He's going for it.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: And he's holding his beer in one hand, his dong
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: in the other, and he's just using the puppy for
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: what he's there for.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Is the puppy in Waiters?
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: We'll talk about that in a moment here. Okay. First
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: with his camera.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 35:12
  Speaker 14: I noticed you have a camera coming out of your tail.
• 35:15
  Speaker 14: It's an anal hook. Okay, so a lot of folks
• 35:17
  Speaker 14: probably don't know what an anal hook is.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Can you describe that?
• 35:19
  Speaker 10: An anal hook has, it's like a fishing hook, except
• 35:22
  Speaker 10: instead of a hook on the end, it has a
• 35:23
  Speaker 10: ball on the end. So it's a butt plug that
• 35:25
  Speaker 10: goes up and connects to your harness, so you can't
• 35:28
  Speaker 10: remove it.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's naughty naughty.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Naughty naughty.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: Thank God.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: Thank God I haven't gotten to the point, Greg, where
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: it's like you need this kind of stuff just to even,
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: you know. Just to get off.
• 35:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, just to get excited.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: How do you even dream it up?
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: Right, so yeah, it's a butt plug.
• 35:42
  Speaker 12: The hook that one end goes in the rear, the
• 35:44
  Speaker 12: other kind of follows up your spine. At the top
• 35:47
  Speaker 12: of that, he has a camera, but you can also
• 35:49
  Speaker 12: harness that, you know, attach that there.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Well, if I ever do a walk again, maybe.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how efficient.
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, next time you do a 40-mile walk, man, it's... Yeah,
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: I can.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: It makes it hands-free.
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: Get an apparatus like that.
• 35:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 8: And so, again, why he... Let's talk more about why
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: he is indeed a human urinal here. I saw you
• 36:03
  Speaker 8: last year. I couldn't talk to you because you were
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: surrounded by guys.
• 36:06
  Speaker 14: I had at least 100 guys during the day.
• 36:08
  Speaker 10: I can hold 10 liters in each side, and I
• 36:11
  Speaker 10: filled up at least five times.
• 36:13
  Speaker 14: I had to go empty them.
• 36:14
  Speaker 12: So for folks who don't know, we were wearing these
• 36:16
  Speaker 12: thigh-high waders that are attached to overalls.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: These are self-made.
• 36:21
  Speaker 10: These are bicycle tire rubbers that.
• 36:24
  Speaker 14: Just keep it up.
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: Where?
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: All that work.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: So once he's... Once the tanks are full, when he
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: says empty, where?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Let's find out.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: We have the answer. Good, because I'm glad you asked
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: that question.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Like, where.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you do?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: What do you do?
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: Sewer?
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what do you do? Drop it down the sewer?
• 36:42
  Speaker 14: So instead of the puppy relieving itself, you're being relieved upon.
• 36:45
  Speaker 10: I am, but once they're full, I go find a tree,
• 36:49
  Speaker 10: and then I lift up my leg.
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: The tree's like, damn, what did I do?
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: Thanks a lot. It's 10 liters per leg.
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: Your favorite book, The Giving Tree, man.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: Like, the tree's like. Why, sir?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: That would be a very different book. Why did I?
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: And the tree was happy.
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: And the tree was watered.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: That would be a different book.
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 37:10
  Speaker 10: I am, but once they're full, I go find a tree,
• 37:14
  Speaker 10: and then I lift up my leg and relieve myself.
• 37:18
  Speaker 8: It all comes rolling out of your leg. We should
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: always say, ask before relieving oneself, right?
• 37:23
  Speaker 14: Oh no, just do it.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Everyone, come, come, come.
• 37:26
  Speaker 12: Okay, so if we see you out here with your
• 37:28
  Speaker 12: boots on, it's free game.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: Did you ask him what he does for a living?
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: Damn it, that needs to be my follow-up question.
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: This is your weekend life. This is what you do
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: in your free time.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: And Greg.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: That and make boots.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: To quote Greg. What his parents must think.
• 37:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: And hopefully they're no longer of this earth. Yeah.
• 37:46
  Speaker 12: And to talk about the trees, I've talked about in
• 37:48
  Speaker 12: years past where they saran wrap all the trees in
• 37:52
  Speaker 12: the outdoor post boxes and things of that nature.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:54
  Speaker 8: Because people are just doing these awful things because you
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: really shouldn't be pouring liters upon liters of urine onto trees.
• 37:59
  Speaker 8: It's bad for them. But they stopped doing that.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: But they're so green and environmental. Yeah, exactly.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: It's bad for them to pee on. Didn't you pee
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: outside recently, Menace?
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: In that volume.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: He was outside letting the dog out. It was the
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: middle of the night, and he just started to pee
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: while he was out there at his own yard.
• 38:15
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: Did you pick a bush or a tree?
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: No, just, you know.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Right in the yard?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: Did it burn a spot in the yard like sometimes
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: dog pee does?
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's acidic.
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: I'll ask, is human urine as bad as dog urine?
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: We'll find that out later.
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: But that's Pee Wee, a.k.a. the pee in boots.
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: All right, so that's nominee number one for the Freak
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: of the Week.
• 38:34
  Speaker 12: Next guy, he's a little more subdued. I've seen this
• 38:36
  Speaker 12: guy many times.
• 38:38
  Speaker 8: His name is Mr.
• 38:38
  Speaker 12: Smiles, and he just reclines. I also got a photo
• 38:41
  Speaker 12: of him for you to enjoy. He sets up a
• 38:44
  Speaker 12: lounge chair.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I gotta see this!
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God. Let me see.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: A spread eagle.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: It's Wilford Brimley.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Wilford Brimley leaning back on his back in a
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: lounge chair.
• 38:59
  Speaker 8: In a cowboy hat.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: What do you think, Greg?
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: Spread eagle.
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: And Greg just put like a Danish in his mouth
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: while looking at this.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: How do you do that?
• 39:06
  Speaker 12: Garbage.
• 39:07
  Speaker 8: Middle-aged man.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Or older even. You just said a guy in a
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: lounge chair, dude. Well, of course. You have to warn.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: It's the Folsom Street Fair.
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: What do you expect?
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Sammy's in the room.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: I didn't know I'd see this.
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: I mean, he did a nice job shaving his sack.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he did a nice manscaping job.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to find something nice to say.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: Mr.
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: Smiles, here he is.
• 39:28
  Speaker 10: Mr.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: Smiles.
• 39:28
  Speaker 14: Can you describe how you're set up at Folsom Street Fair?
• 39:30
  Speaker 9: Kind of kick back in a little chair so that
• 39:33
  Speaker 9: I can rest my bones and give everybody a show.
• 39:36
  Speaker 14: And so people can kind of take a look right
• 39:38
  Speaker 14: at your crotch. It's really nice.
• 39:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well, you know, they don't get a chance to
• 39:41
  Speaker 9: do that most often, so this is the opportunity to
• 39:44
  Speaker 9: do it.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, so now that I have a chance to actually
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: look at his face other than his sack, I do
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: recognize that guy. Oh, I believe it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Because I used to live in San Francisco. And this
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: guy would be naked at like any type of festival.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: In the city. I believe it.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I saw him at the Filipino festival.
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: Well, it just sounds like a guy who's just looking
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: for an opportunity to be on display.
• 40:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I know.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: I'm right there in front of City Hall.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: Now, Greg, if this was your penis, would you be
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: as proud as he is?
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: It's not bad.
• 40:15
  Speaker 14: No.
• 40:15
  Speaker 8: That's flaccid.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: That's decent.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, flaccid.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: He's definitely showing off.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: It's deece. I would nude out.
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: A deece piece?
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, his body is awful, but that specific area,
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: not bad.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 40:29
  Speaker 12: I try to think like liberty first, but if you're
• 40:31
  Speaker 12: showing up to... The Filipino festival, naked.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the point?
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: You did that in Dallas, you get your ass kicked.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Don't do that to them.
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: Ugh, anyway.
• 40:40
  Speaker 12: So he's set up, he's presenting. Is he allowing people
• 40:43
  Speaker 12: to come and participate, Mr.
• 40:45
  Speaker 8: Smiles?
• 40:46
  Speaker 14: Does anyone ever offer to touch you?
• 40:47
  Speaker 8: Do you allow that or no?
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: No, I allow that.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: They ask most of the time.
• 40:52
  Speaker 9: 99% of the time they ask.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I'll let them... Experiment.
• 40:57
  Speaker 14: You're kind of a cowboy, is that right?
• 40:58
  Speaker 9: I'm a cowboy. You bet I am.
• 41:01
  Speaker 14: You got your horse out, though, right?
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, my horse is out.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: And I ride him hard.
• 41:06
  Speaker 14: And tug that horse.
• 41:07
  Speaker 9: There you go. That's what it's all about.
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: What is he holding, a camera there?
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: What is he holding?
• 41:11
  Speaker 12: Looks like a speed monitor thing. Well, it's like an
• 41:14
  Speaker 12: old-style personal handy cam.
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: No. Because a lot of these guys are very old-techy.
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: Like a lot of these older.
• 41:20
  Speaker 12: So he's kind of, you know... flopping it around with
• 41:24
  Speaker 12: one hand. The other hand, he's like getting people's reactions
• 41:26
  Speaker 12: slash inviting them to.
• 41:27
  Speaker 8: Come join me.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: Experiment.
• 41:29
  Speaker 8: Come smile with Mr. Smiles. So that's number two.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, nominee number two, who Seabass is meeting at the
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: Folsom Street Fair, his annual pilgrimage to San Francisco for
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: this event.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not looking at any more photos.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Send them this way first.
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so nominee number one was the guy who was
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: just invited. He was dressed as like a, he's a puppy.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: He's a peewee.
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: He's being led around on a leash and everything. He's
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: got these big rubber waders on, and he's asking people
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: to use those rubber waders as a urinal. That's nominee
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: number one. Nominee number two is Mr. Smiles, who we
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: just heard from.
• 41:58
  Speaker 8: It was just a sack sitting on the ground.
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: And then we got one more nominee for the Freak
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: of the Week from the Folsom Street Fair, and number
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: three is?
• 42:05
  Speaker 8: This is David, and we all know who David is.
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: Oh, your favorite guy.
• 42:09
  Speaker 10: Yep.
• 42:09
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 42:10
  Speaker 8: Anything you guys are doing different this year, or is
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: it just more of the same?
• 42:13
  Speaker 13: Well, I'm trying to make it more inviting for women.
• 42:15
  Speaker 13: We're trying a variety of things. We've got several different
• 42:18
  Speaker 13: types of urinary devices for them. I thought that I
• 42:21
  Speaker 13: could get something that they could stand on so they
• 42:23
  Speaker 13: could straddle us.
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: But what's with all the peeing stuff?
• 42:27
  Speaker 8: Great question.
• 42:27
  Speaker 12: For folks who don't know, this is the leader and
• 42:29
  Speaker 12: organizer of the P. Ool, the pool where folks are encouraged. Now,
• 42:33
  Speaker 12: four or five people sit in the pool.
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: So you know how people put a birdbath in their yard?
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: To attract birds?
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: Same sort of idea.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: David Guy.
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: He's been there for years.
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: He could very well be the nicest man on planet Earth.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: He's very pleasant.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: But I... hate.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Him why does he sound like a disney character.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Well you'll play you'll pull the pole in the front
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: oh he sounds like rfk jr a little.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: Bit oh yeah maybe yeah maybe a little bit so
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: yeah he's trying to make it more inviting to women this.
• 43:00
  Speaker 13: Is for them i thought that i could get something
• 43:02
  Speaker 13: that they could stand on so they could straddle us.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: He sounds like Tigger.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He sounds like a Disney character.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: He kind of does sound like Tigger. Hey, where's Pooh?
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: The wonderful thing about Tigger.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: Pooh might be there too.
• 43:13
  Speaker 13: I thought that I could get something that they could
• 43:15
  Speaker 13: stand on so they could straddle us.
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: He does sound like Tigger. I think I probably just
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: ruined Tigger for some people.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, bother. Oh, bother. But that didn't work out.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: It's too slippery.
• 43:26
  Speaker 13: It's not safe.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Everything gets wet at the P.O.
• 43:29
  Speaker 13: It's true. But not everything is as slippery as those
• 43:32
  Speaker 13: bricks were.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: So I'll keep working on it.
• 43:34
  Speaker 14: We'll make it easy for them.
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God. I tell you, if the guy who
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: does the voice of Tigger ever retires or dies.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think this is getting the job, dude.
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: Well, as long as they don't look into his social media,
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: I guess.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: I like how he says he's concerned about safety.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: Greg, it's safety first at Folsom Street.
• 43:52
  Speaker 12: That's right. He's talking more about the innovations of the P-Wool.
• 43:56
  Speaker 12: If folks want to find out more about the P-Wool,
• 43:58
  Speaker 12: what's the best place for them to find more information?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Yellowandblack.org Yeah.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: You know what it is.
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: Yellow and black and black.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Get it, Wiz.
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: And hey, man, how about the artist Wiz Khalifa?
• 44:20
  Speaker 8: Is there a connection here?
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: How did he get an org?
• 44:24
  Speaker 8: Because it's non-profit.
• 44:25
  Speaker 14: I guess.
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: It's really troubling to me how much he sounds like Tigger.
• 44:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: The wonderful thing about Tigger.
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what it is.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Yep. How's his website quality?
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: Let's see.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: It's not great.
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: Everything gets wet at the P.O.
• 44:40
  Speaker 13: It's true. But not everything is as slippery as those
• 44:44
  Speaker 13: bricks were.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: Port digger. All right. Well, there's your nominees, ladies and gentlemen.
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: Now the votes are up to you. Who is going
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: to be this year's Folsom Street Fair winner?
• 44:58
  Speaker 12: Freak of the week and to answer your question there
• 45:01
  Speaker 12: was a year if you recall where i found a
• 45:02
  Speaker 12: guy who on his body was written the words scat
• 45:06
  Speaker 12: pig oh all right and um not not not inputting
• 45:09
  Speaker 12: but another brown yeah all right.
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: So nominee number one was the uh the first guy
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: who uh he is dressed as the puppy and he's
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: got his uh boots.
• 45:19
  Speaker 12: And i noticed you have a camera coming out of
• 45:20
  Speaker 12: your tail what's the anal hook Okay, so a lot
• 45:23
  Speaker 12: of folks probably don't know.
• 45:24
  Speaker 14: What an anal hook is.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Can you describe that?
• 45:25
  Speaker 10: An anal hook has, it's like a fishing hook, except
• 45:28
  Speaker 10: instead of a hook on the end, it has a
• 45:29
  Speaker 10: ball on the end.
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so there you go. That's nominee number one. You'll
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: just text the number one over to 229870 if you'd
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: like to vote for that guy. Nominee number two is Mr.
• 45:39
  Speaker 13: Smiles.
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: Mr. Smiles was the older cowboy who was on his
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: little field chair there. He's kind of lounged back, and yeah,
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: he had all his business on display.
• 45:48
  Speaker 14: Can you describe how you're set up at Folsom Street Fair?
• 45:51
  Speaker 9: Kind of kick back in a little chair so that
• 45:53
  Speaker 9: I can rest my bones. Bones. And giving everybody a show.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: So that's nominee number two. And then nominee number three
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: was the guy who Seabass enjoys running into. It's like
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: a family reunion. He runs into him every single year.
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: The guy who runs the P-Wool.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: He gets wet at the P-Wool. It's true.
• 46:11
  Speaker 13: But not everything is as slippery as those bricks were.
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: It sounds like Tigger. All right, so that's nominee number three.
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: Text 3 over to 22987 if you're going to vote
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: for that one. We'll take a quick break and find
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: out who the Folsom Street, I guess, Freak of the Year, right?
• 46:25
  Speaker 13: Mr.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Folsom?
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because Freak of the Week could be from anything.
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: This is definitely from– these are all people exclusive to
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: this event.
• 46:31
  Speaker 8: This is their– This is.
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: Their Super Bowl.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show. See, Vince, I think you maybe secretly
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: like going to the Folsom Street Fair. A couple thoughts
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: on the text about that. Like, you know, it's kind
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: of like, oh, I guess I'll go.
• 46:47
  Speaker 8: I know, Briar Rabbit. Don't throw me into that Briar Patch.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, look, I.
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: Know that you are like me in where you enjoy characters,
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: people watching, things like that.
• 46:58
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's like I always say about the Juggalos is
• 47:02
  Speaker 12: that's fun regardless for that reason. Folsom Street Fair is pretty,
• 47:06
  Speaker 12: I mean, it's just gross. And so, like, you do
• 47:09
  Speaker 12: it once, you get it out of your system, but.
• 47:11
  Speaker 12: More than once is really not necessary.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Necessary. All right.
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: Well, we met some people that Seabass ran into at
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: the Folsom Street Fair. There was the one guy. He's
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: a puppy, quote unquote. And he, you know, is on
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: a leash and the whole thing. And he's walking around.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: He's having his big giant boot waiter looking things filled
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: up with... With number one.
• 47:33
  Speaker 8: And you don't need to even ask.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:36
  Speaker 8: Come one, come all.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: Take that.
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's a tinkle stop for people there at the
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: Folsom Street Fair.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Which has to be nice. It's hard to find bathrooms there.
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was nominee number one. Nominee number two was
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: the Mr. Smiles guy, the old guy. Now, he is
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: the most chill of everybody. He's just leaned back on
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: that chair and everything's out.
• 47:56
  Speaker 8: He's very chill, but such an aggressive presentation. It is
• 48:00
  Speaker 8: sack first.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: He's very sack forward.
• 48:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Slightly aggressive.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: And then that was nominee number two. And then nominee
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: number three was the guy that Seabass runs into every
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: single year. He runs that one station there at the
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: Folsom Street Fair where he's got his baby pool out
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: there and people offer to take turns.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Relieving.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: Being in the pool.
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: Being in and being on.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: And so that was nominee number three. And then we
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: asked everybody to text their vote over to 22987 for
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: who do you think should be the Folsom Street Fair
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: Freak of the Year.
• 48:37
  Speaker 8: I apologize.
• 48:38
  Speaker 12: There's for some reason, again, this year, there were dozens
• 48:42
  Speaker 12: and dozens of furries there, but I didn't get a
• 48:44
  Speaker 12: chance to talk to one of them. Which is so
• 48:46
  Speaker 12: strange because furries will tell you they're not a weird
• 48:49
  Speaker 12: sex thing.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: It must have been lost.
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: That's so strange. Maybe they were on their way to
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: their own convention and just happened to stumble upon Folsom.
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: They made a wrong turn on Folsom Street. A lot
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: of them didn't have pants on either. So again, it's
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: just a strange coincidence. That's weird. All right, so let's
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: go around the room and find out who gets your vote.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: Who do you think is the freak of the year
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: at the Folsom Street Fair menace?
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: I got to go waiter guy. I mean, like the
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: pool guy. We've talked to him. I'm over it.
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: I'm numb to him.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: But the new waiter guy, he took it to another level. Also,
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: his camera rig, kind of cool. The disposing of.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Of the waste is foul.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: So, yeah.
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: But at least he's not letting it go to waste, right, Greg?
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: I mean, he's at least trying to do something productive
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: with it, whether it's actually good or not.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's good for the tree.
• 49:35
  Speaker 8: Did you ever look it up?
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: He is providing a service to people.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Was he?
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: Well, to other people. As opposed to just dumping it
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: down the sewer, he figured, like, oh, you know what?
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: Maybe the tree can get something out of this.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what trees want.
• 49:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm seeing here, yeah, you don't want to give
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: that to, it's what, it's Brondo.
• 49:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: It's what trees want.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: It's what plants create.
• 49:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you don't want to do that to your trees.
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: While it does have nitrogen and things of that nature,
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: you would have to dilute it greatly before you did that.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: So, Menace, next time you're peeing outside, don't pee on
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: your landscaping.
• 50:10
  Speaker 8: Especially in this case, where he's talking about 10 liters
• 50:12
  Speaker 8: at a time.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Good God. Pure volume.
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: And God knows what's in all of the, you know,
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: what kind of drug test.
• 50:18
  Speaker 8: A lot of prep.
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: All these people would fail.
• 50:20
  Speaker 8: Oh, dude, they have vaccination tents, prep tents there. Yeah.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Greg Gorey.
• 50:27
  Speaker 15: Well, like I mentioned, David, the number three guy, he
• 50:32
  Speaker 15: might be the nicest guy on earth.
• 50:33
  Speaker 9: I agree.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: Physically, violently hate him. He's made like a weird de
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: facto career out of this. He's got a website. He's,
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: I hate him. Number three.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Number three.
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: All right. Gina Grad, you've been watching a lot of
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: videos over there.
• 50:48
  Speaker 8: Oh my God.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: I've seen so much. I just can't believe it's real.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: I get that.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: You know, you guys are sick of Mr. P. But
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: it is the service he provides to people that apparently
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: need this in their life. I like the pee pee puppy.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: But this this what entrepreneur is really providing a service
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: of something of epic proportions. I'm going Mr. P.
• 51:13
  Speaker 8: All right, Sammy.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: I'm going with the pee pee pub.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: God, just everything about it was so weird.
• 51:21
  Speaker 11: There were so many levels to it that you really
• 51:23
  Speaker 11: have to be a freak to have done all of that.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: It was so elaborate.
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: I've said it a number of times. I don't understand
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: the people that have the infatuation with the bathroom stuff.
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: The onesies and twosies?
• 51:36
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: What they sometimes call water sports. I don't understand how
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: that is sexual for anybody in any way, shape, or form.
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: That said... It's between the two people for me, for sure,
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: nominee number one and nominee number three. But I, like Sammy,
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: agree with the levels argument, right? Because it's not just
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: the number one.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: It's also the get up.
• 51:58
  Speaker 8: Oh, the hook.
• 51:58
  Speaker 12: It's everything.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: The hook, the, you know.
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: Like all those things combined.
• 52:02
  Speaker 8: Custom suspenders.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: And the guy, number three. The guy with the pool?
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: David, yeah.
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: Is he the one necessarily doing it, or is he
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: just kind of like the... The ringleader.
• 52:12
  Speaker 8: As I talked to him, he was in the pool
• 52:15
  Speaker 8: smoking wet. I had to wait for a break in
• 52:20
  Speaker 8: the action.
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: Okay, terrific.
• 52:22
  Speaker 8: Because I would have gotten.
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: Splashback.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: God.
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: All right. So we have the results, ladies and gentlemen.
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: And we're going to start third place. The third place
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: vote went to who, Gina? It wasn't even close.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Mr.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Smile only got two votes.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: Only two?
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Mr.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Sack first, yeah.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: He's vanilla.
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: Everybody else voted for one of the other two. Nominee
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: number one was the puppy guy. Nominee number three, the
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: pee-woo guy. And who is the Folsom Street Fair Freak
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: of the Year?
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: The runaway star, Pee-wee the puppy.
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: Ah, Pee-wee the puppy. Congratulations, Pee-wee.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Well deserved.
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, amazing.
• 53:07
  Speaker 8: Which of our social media should we post all his photos.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: On, Menace?
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, X, I guess. That's the only place I
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: could live.
• 53:16
  Speaker 8: All right, I'll send it to you.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: I'm not posting that.
• 53:19
  Speaker 8: Oh, never mind.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: You know what I'll do?
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Does he have like a.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Page or something?
• 53:23
  Speaker 8: I actually asked him and he said, no, he just
• 53:24
  Speaker 8: does this for the fun of it.
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, for the love of the game.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: So pure.
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: Again, I would really love to know, like, what do
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: you do for a living?
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: How do you pay your rent?
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Are you like in finance?
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: What's the deal?
• 53:36
  Speaker 8: All right, well, I will post it at WoodyProducer on
• 53:40
  Speaker 8: yeoldx slash Twitter.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 53:43
  Speaker 8: Feel free to enjoy.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: Hey, you know what? You don't want all that effort
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: to go to waste, right?
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: Waste not, want not, as we're seeing in a lot
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: of these videos that Gina has found.
• 53:54
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: There's our Folsom Street Fair Freak of the Year, everybody.
• 53:58
  Speaker 8: Have at it.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: So yeah, that's Freak of the Week. That's your first
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: time being exposed to it. To the Folsom Street Fair?
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
• 54:05
  Speaker 12: Yeah, dude.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: A couple things. Yes, I was born and raised in
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: the San Francisco Bay Area. I spent probably, before moving
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: to Los Angeles, living in the city for 15 years.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: And sometimes if you're not part of the Folsom Street Fair,
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: you forget what day it is. And then you're just
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: walking around.
• 54:22
  Speaker 14: You're buying your groceries.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like, what the hell? What's with the
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: piss pool? The origin, though, of Freak of the Week,
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: this is how it happened. Um, it happened because I
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: would go to work every single morning and, you know,
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: we're like looking for news and stuff. And I would
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: go on. on Craigslist, just looking for funny stuff. And
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: then I would print out all these ads.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, back in the day.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, dude, right now, before we started the show,
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: some guy has his hotel room unlocked and he is
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: in room blah, blah. And he straight up put it
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: on the internet. And then, so that kind of like
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: how it got born. We just started reading those ads.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: And then, uh, yeah, freak of the week was just
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: born for, I don't know, like 15 years. And we
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: There's been different ways on how we did it, but
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: I'm glad it's back.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Well, the Folsom Street Fair is an embarrassment of riches
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: when it comes. So, you know, we talk a little
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: behind the scenes stuff. I've now heard, you know, stuff
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: from the Folsom Street Fair a few times, but I
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: had never seen any videos. So I'm hearing what everyone
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: else is hearing. I see a couple of, you know,
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: pictures that are intriguing. But with this piss pool guy,
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm going to look him up. He
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: gave out the URL. So I looked it up. And
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: you guys saw me seeing it in live time. And
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: I'm not like super shockable. Like, God bless Sammy. Like,
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not, I don't get freaked out. Like, you know,
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: we try not to say like cunt around her. But
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: this was shocking. And I'll tell you the most shocking part,
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: if I may. Guys are getting pissed on. That's their thing.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Guys are standing over there peeing on people. Great. But
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: the people who are getting peed on are straight up,
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Yank in it. And that was the part I couldn't process.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: That he was doing it in real time in front
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: of people.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: In like a sexual way.
• 56:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Like in a way that like I cannot get off
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: until somebody pees on my head.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: I don't get it and I kind of don't want
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: to understand it.
• 56:20
  Speaker 13: Yeah, that's cool.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: I need to know.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: I need to understand it. I don't know if I
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: ever will.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's, man, that's the first time I've ever heard
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: of that and it was, man, you talk about characters
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: and Seabass is so good at what he does and
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: if there's 10,000 people there, Seabass has a radar that
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: he will find the five weirdest people out of 10,000.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: He's just so good at it.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: He's not afraid to go to events like this, like
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: the Juggalos, whatever.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: And what's funny about San Francisco, you think, oh yeah,
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: this is just a one time a year thing. No,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: there's like multiple events like this, but it's just not
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: called the Folsom Street Fair. They're called like How Weird Festival.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: And so year round, you're getting this stuff. And I
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: remember just going to work And yeah, those be naked
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: dudes on the street just walking with a walking stick.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: And suddenly like public indecency tickets are not a thing.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 57:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: No, definitely not. No, they just forget about it for
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: those days.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: That's wild.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: From Tuesday, an interesting conversation that we had was about
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: sex on the first date. We got a text, I believe,
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: on the text line, 22987.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: By the way.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: And it was from a woman that said her friend
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: has a tendency to sleep with guys on first dates.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: And maybe that's why she's not finding a man.
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: She's giving it up too easy. Men get bored and
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: then move on. That's why she's not finding the relationship
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: that she's seeking. Let's go ahead and hear the clip.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: And then, Gina, I really want to kind of dig
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: into it more with you.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: Here we go.
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: There's a question off the text. Over to 22987. It says,
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: I have a burning question on my mind to ask
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: you guys. In today's day and age, do you think...
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: All right. Do men think of a woman differently... if
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: she has sex with him the first time they meet,
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: like the first date. I have a friend who's looking
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: for a long-term relationship, yet she meets men on online
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: dating sites and hooks up with them on their first date.
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: Somehow she's still single. I keep telling her it's because
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: she gives it up too quickly and they lose interest.
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: But then I checked with chat GPT last night and
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: it said the times have changed. That's not necessarily true.
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: I wanted to get everyone's opinion in the studio because
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: you have various age ranges.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: Love you guys.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: So do men think of a woman differently if she
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: has sex with him the first time, like a first
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: date or the first time they meet?
• 58:45
  Speaker 8: Yes, I think she's less of a pain in the ass.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was about to say.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: I think no, not at all.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: But I think, well, I'm not going to think about
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: them differently at all, but it is maybe a sign
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: that there might be issues later.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: Meaning what?
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Meaning that they might be, I don't know, maybe they're
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: a little crazy and wild and that might affect something
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: in the relationship. but it's not an automatic red flag. Oh,
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: I don't want to date this person ever again. It
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: shows like, Hey, you're giving me something that I want
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: to do anyway. So this is cool. I like this.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going to continue doing it, but it might be
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: a red flag that there might be some issues down
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: the line.
• 59:26
  Speaker 15: Greg, I think that they would think of them differently
• 59:30
  Speaker 15: in this specific context of looking for a long-term relationship.
• 59:34
  Speaker 15: She's single because she's putting out on the first date.
• 59:36
  Speaker 15: That's telling the guy, you know, I do this with everybody.
• 59:40
  Speaker 15: So she's not relationship material. If the guy indeed is
• 59:44
  Speaker 15: looking for a relationship, he wouldn't. Think of a relationship
• 59:48
  Speaker 15: with the one who puts out.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: I can just say from experience, like when I was much,
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: much younger, like in my 20s, that I was like
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: this chick and I was having a great time. And
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: then I kind of wanted to get in a long-term relationship,
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: but I was still doing that. I was like, why
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: isn't this working? And it just, it could be good, bad,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: right or wrong. It just is. I think it's much
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: harder to find a real relationship when you're, you know,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: when you're having too much fun on the first date.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: So Seabass has a guy who's like out there.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 11: Nice.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: It's like Menace is not out there. Greg's not out there.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: I'm not out there.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 12: So to Greg and Menace's point, here's– you can maybe
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 12: call this, I don't know, overconfidence. I don't think, oh,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 12: she does that with everyone. I think, oh, she does
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 12: that with me. And I'm better than most guys.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: Therefore, she has a good reason to do that.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 15: But would you think of her as relationship material if
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 15: you were in fact looking for a relationship?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 12: And I've had long relationships with women I've hooked up
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 12: with in the first night.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: And another guy, I'm not out there– in the dating
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: world at this point either. It's been a long time.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: But I can tell you that when I was, that
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: had nothing to do with how I viewed if they
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 6: were going to be. First of all, I wasn't a
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: one-night-stand person. Not that it didn't happen quickly.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: But it wasn't just a one-night-stand thing. For me, I
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: didn't judge it that way. What I don't like, and
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: if I found out like, okay, we didn't hook up because,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: and the only reason is because you liked me and
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: you wanted to see where this went, but with other
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: people you did because you didn't like them as much.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: It was just, I look at that more negatively than
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: So you really like me. Therefore you're making me wait
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 6: and you're like dangling this in front of me. To
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: see how I... You're using this as a guinea pig
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: experiment kind of thing.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 8: To me, that's a bigger red flag.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 12: It shows you're willing to play psychological slash relationship games
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 12: and not go with what you actually.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: If you are just a one-night stand or a hookup
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: on the first date person with people you don't care about,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: but with me, you're going to make me wait it out,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: that I don't like. If it's that way with everybody, like, okay,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: you make everybody wait.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 10: Or.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: It's everybody. There's a potential, if it's going well, that
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: you will on the first date or the first time
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: that you meet. And that's just how it is.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 8: Fine.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: But like you're saying, it shows me more something else
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: about you.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's a mind game, though. I mean,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: like this guy just said, like societally, everyone kind of
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: agreed up until a certain point that those girls... aren't
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: to be taken seriously. So if she wants you to
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: take her seriously, she maybe has to, she thinks she
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: has to exercise some control. I don't think that's a
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: mind game.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: I know, but then later on I find out like,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: oh yeah, I remember that time, like her girlfriends were saying,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: oh yeah, like dude, like that to me is like,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: but you made me wait it out?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Because the guy just said, everyone all agreed until chat
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: GPT just told him last night that girls who put
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: out on the first date aren't taken seriously. So she
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: wants you to take her seriously. That's not a mind game.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 12: She's behaving in a way she doesn't feel to try
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 12: to achieve or show something.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: No, I think you're reading into it too much.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: Also, we're asking the guys in the room. Women, you're
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: going to think about it differently and you're going to
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: analyze it a different way. This person's asking the guys
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 6: in the room.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 12: I'm just saying I don't think that's a mind game.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 12: I would say her problem is not that she's doing this.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 12: I think her problem is in the selection to begin with. Clearly,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 12: the guys she's selecting are flaky losers weird she's got
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 12: some bad selection issues got a bad picker this guy's
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 12: like a.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 6: Total dick but man he's cute so i'm just gonna
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: hook up with him but this other guy who you
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: know i think is attractive but i really like i'm
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: just gonna make you know we're gonna go on like
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 6: a number of dates we're gonna you know be hanging
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: out there for you know a month or so before
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: i let it happen like.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 11: Please and she's meeting them on apps too right so
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 11: really she doesn't know them at all it's not even
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 11: like we met at a bar and had a vibe
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 11: and all this stuff she's just hooking up with them
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 11: literally as soon as she meets them before even knowing
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 11: if there's a vibe or not.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 6: Step one four. I married the woman who slept with
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: me on a first date.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: So did my husband.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: Guys don't care, man.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 12: You're overthinking and overanalyzing. This is not a first date
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 12: sleep problem. This is a selection to begin with.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: You're kind of making excuses for how you act within
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: the relationship.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: How about this one? This is my favorite. Come on,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: Woody show. Why are we also framing the question the
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: other way? Because that's not what the question was.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 12: That's not what the ask was.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: The ask was asking the dudes in the room. This
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: is clearly a female who's telling her female friend one
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: thing and wants to know what the guys in the
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: room think. That was the question. We don't have to
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: cover the other side. Send your own question.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: I do like that. I do like that.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Females in the room.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about a guy that will sleep
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: with you on the first date?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: He's a guy that he's willing to do it.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: Men are different than women.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: But making you wait. What if he makes you wait?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: Would you think about him different?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: I don't think so. I think if a woman, this
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: is my guess. I'm going to speak now for the
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 6: women in the room. I would guess that if a
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: woman wanted to sleep with a guy on a first
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: date and he was the one saying, oh, no, I'm
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: going to make you wait, she wouldn't like that.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: Well, I would think he's gay.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: Because women are used to getting, in this area, they're
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: used to getting what they want, when they want it,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: no questions asked.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would just assume he didn't like me.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 13: How dare you.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show is back. We had somebody texting in,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: asking the fellows in the room, where's Jeff G.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: by the way?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: We didn't hear from Jeff.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: He's coming.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: Where'd it go?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: I had the original.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, here.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 6: Had a burning question. In today's day and age, do
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: men think of a woman differently if she has sex
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: with them on the first date or the first time
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: they meet? I got a friend who's looking for a
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: long-term relationship, yet she meets men online dating sites and
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: hooks up with them on the first date, and somehow
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: she's still single. I keep telling her it's because she
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: gives it up too quickly. I wanted to get everyone's
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: opinion in the studio because you have various age ranges.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: Have the times changed? Is that not necessarily true?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: Jeff G.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: I would say it's unfair to judge her, first of all,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: just because I think, you know, Some guys could be
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: sprung after the first time they get it right, and
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: other guys will think it's too easy. So, you know,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: it's hard to say. It's really on a case-by-case basis,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: but I do think that it's unfair. What would you think,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: you personally?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't judge.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: I'd be like, cool.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: And then I'd go back for a retweet, you know,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: if I should.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: I still hear rules. I still care.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: Hey, this is awesome.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Can we go out tomorrow?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: But I do think that it's unfair, and I think
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: double standards are BS, and we can't think that it's
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: cool for guys to do it.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: And then judge women for it. That's crap.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and if a guy is giving you crap for it,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: then that's a red flag.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that too, because he's immediately judging you right out
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: the gate, and he's going to keep judging you.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: That woman texted back saying, thanks, guys. That was fun.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: I'm a woman, by the way, and I think Seabass
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: is right. It's her picks. She loves F boys.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, good for her.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: I mean, eventually she may get tired of that and
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: then decide, hey, man, I want to settle down. And
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: good for the guy that ends up with her.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: My husband didn't even kiss me on the first date.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: He still brags about it, and I'm still turned off
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 6: by it 13 years later. That's hilarious. It's very similar
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: to a guy waiting three days to call a girl.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: There are a lot of established rules of dating. Just
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: because they're well-known doesn't make them less of a game.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: Totally. It's all beaten into our heads.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah. Like, dudes would wait three days.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Don't you remember Swingers, the movie? They had
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: all those rules where you couldn't call.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 6: My question is, did people ever really do that?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: Absolutely. Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: You don't text right after. You look thirsty, bro.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: You've got to look, like, cash about it.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah. You wait three days.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: In regard to sex on the first date, my ex,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: the mother of my children, made me wait two weeks,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: even though she had slept with other people immediately. My
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: girlfriend now that I love more than ever, that I've
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: loved any other woman, had sex with me on the
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: first night. It didn't change my perspective of her the
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 6: way I thought of her.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it goes back to what we're talking about.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: The first one was playing games.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: But also like two weeks? Yeah. 14 days until you
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: got to do it?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: I slept with my husband on the first date, and
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 6: we've been married for 20 years. Yeah, just never went home.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: You can't make a whole housewife.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Get one of those in there.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: I feel like the people that she's meeting online aren't
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: necessarily looking for long-term relationships.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: There it is.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: I don't claim to know anything about the different sites
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: or apps or things like that. I know some of
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: them are more for the hookups, and some of them
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: are more for the long-term stuff. Don't ask me which
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 6: is which. Yeah, maybe she's just on the wrong one.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 6: Maybe she stopped going to OneNight.com.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: Right. HitItAndQuitIt.com?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she'd figure it out. That's a good point. Another
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: random question. This one came in, 22987. I have a question.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: You hook up on the first date, and they have
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: a pet in the room that's a little too close.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: Am I the only one who.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: Gets weirded out? That's gross.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: Like, kick the pet out?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: Like, if it's one of those on-the-bed pets, yeah. In
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 6: the room, who cares?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: But on the bed? With experience now, when you kick
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: the pet out and they're just on the other side
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: of the door, just beating on the door. and whining,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: what's more distracting?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 6: Who cares? I'm saying it's distracting. You're a professional. You're
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: at the plate. Everybody's yelling, screaming. You've got to block
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: out the white noise.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Turn up the music, Gina.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: All right, Gina.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: So as the woman in the room right now and
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: as a woman in the room during the show, thoughts?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, I'll say I was very interested
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: in all of your thoughts and I was actually surprised
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: at your thoughts. But I get it. I mean, I,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: as Greg refers to his whoring days, I had my
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: whoring days.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: All of us did.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: And I was not precious about that kind of thing
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: at all. But after a while, I realized I did
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: want to be in a relationship and thought maybe this
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: is the reason. Now- The guy I ended up dating
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: for six years, we hooked up on the first date.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: We were together for six years. The guy I ended
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: up marrying, we hooked up on the first date. So
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: I think that, and I hate to say this, and
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: if you repeat it, I'll deny it. But I think
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: Seabass was right when he said, hooking up on the
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: first date is really, in general, not a problem. It's
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: who you're hooking up with. And these dudes were like
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: the fuckboys. And she's not going to turn one of
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: those guys into the boy next door.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, a hundred percent that, I mean, again, guys
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: want to hook up on the first day and it's just.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: the person that you're hooking up with, if it's going
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: to last or not.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: So you didn't grow up thinking, are you really, you
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: guys didn't think like, well, hitting quit it if she's so,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: you know, she wants to give it up.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: And I don't know, I never felt like I was
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: surrounded by dudes like that either.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: That's nice to hear.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: And I, dude, I spent like six nights a week
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: in the club at work. And I mean, these guys
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: were hooking up a lot, but they were never like, oh,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to hit it and quit it. If
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: they found a girl that they were hooking up with
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: that they liked, they continued to do it.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it's just all your personal thing.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: Gina, I hooked up with a girl on the first night,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: dated her for a year. I think the one thing
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: is just I do feel bad that everyone was judging
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: the girl.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Those are her choices, dude. Just let her live. Like
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: you said, everybody had their moments. their whole face.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: Um, and all of us did, whether it was male
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: or female. So let her kind of sort of figure
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: it out. You hope that, you know, pregnancy or STDs
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: don't happen, but you know.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Let her figure it out.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, can I ask you a question, Jeff? Because, uh,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: this is like kind of a, a standard conversation. I
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: know the Joe bun podcast.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: They talked about this too, but My friends and I,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: we didn't really talk about our sexual hookups at ever.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: Never.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, the girls know everything.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: And the Joe Bone podcast are like, the guys that
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: do do that are like, it's the older white guys
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: love talking about hookups.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: That's funny.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: And I am a white male, if you don't know.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: But yeah, my friends and I were never like, oh yeah,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: we didn't talk about that kind of stuff. We talked
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: about like, the new camera that was coming out or
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: the new song, you know?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Or Street Fighter.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Street Fighter, you know?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: No, girls will tell their girls everything.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: Okay, so is it safe for me to assume, Gina,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: that my wife is telling other girls about me?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, and always has and will continue to do so.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: Has she told you?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: No, but I'd like, I'd like her to open up
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: to me. Now it was so interesting getting into the
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: brain of like a guy getting into a guy's brain
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: because Woody took it as like an offense, like, wow,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: she likes me so much, but she, you know, she
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: holds out because she likes me. Like, you know, and
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: I was like, that's so interesting because as I said
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: on the show, we're taught that that's what we're supposed
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: to do. We're not being diabolical. We're like, I really
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: want to, but like, Is that the way– is that
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: what's going to make me lose him and am I
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: going to regret it because I've been– it's been beaten
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: into my head my whole life not to do that.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: So you struggle with unlearning some of that.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: And it's funny that a male would take it as like, oh,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: she holds all the power. She's holding out on me
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: and we're thinking, well, he holds all the power because
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: if I do the thing I want to do, he's
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: going to leave. So it's a really interesting push and pull.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: That's very interesting to hear from that perspective, for sure.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: All right, last but not least, from Monday, again, working
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: our way backward, Woody's bag of pills.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: This is awesome.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: It was almost like a very small moment, but a
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: big moment at the same time because Woody carries around
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: a baggie, a.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 8: Sandwich baggie full of pills.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: Loose pills.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: Loose pills.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to let you guys listen to this,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: and then we'll talk about it afterwards.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: Menace, look who's here. I know. I'm so excited.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 14: Finally.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 6: It's your boy, Seabass.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: Hey, Seabass.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 6: Now, why has Menace been so excited for you to
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 6: arrive and walk in the studio today, Seabass?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 8: Because we didn't FaceTime yesterday like we always do?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: No, it's because it was just Seabass' birthday.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 8: So that's over then.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: A little birdie told me, Sammy.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: She said, it's Seabass's birthday.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: I go, what?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 13: No way.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 6: Because Sammy remembers all birthdays.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 6: She's the keeper of birthdays.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah, his birthday was mysteriously taken off of the calendar
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 11: that we keep here at work with everybody's birthdays on it.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 6: Can't mind to raise Sammy.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 8: First off, obviously, I did that.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 9: Number one.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, I know.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 12: Number two, why do we need to put people's birthdays
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 12: on the calendar.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 6: So Menace knows to go to the grocery store and
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: get the birthday cakes?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: And the cakes, and you said... You don't like the cakes?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 8: Well, the grocery store cakes are garbage. They're dry and
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 8: the frosting sucks.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: You still eat them, but yes.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 8: I don't want to make you feel bad.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: You use a cookie to scoop the spoon.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: And then so I go, okay, well, I'm going to
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: go donuts then. And then you say you don't like
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: them from certain places, so I make sure not to
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: get them from that place. And then you said that
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: you don't like cake donuts.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: So I did. Get two dozen donuts, some cake donuts
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: for everybody else, and some non-cake donuts.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 8: Well, they're over there on the table. I'll seal that mess.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 6: So they've been sitting there, and he hasn't dipped into them, Seabass,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 6: because he's been waiting for you to arrive.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and everybody else wanted to, and I said, nope,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: got to wait.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: You must wait.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 8: The only person who cries about people eating their donuts
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 8: is Woody, because when people take his maple bar, it's
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 8: all pissy.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: When there's one maple bar.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, I make sure to get two. Well, go ahead
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: and see, because I listen and I pay attention.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: But on your birthday, you can have first dibs on
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: the maple bar.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and in honor of Seabass's birthday, let's make sure
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: to keep all the boxes wide open.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 8: Well, see, people, let me address this issue.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 12: People, like if we bring in, let's say, donuts or whatever,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 12: and there's a box or something, people will keep it closed. Well,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 12: it's not like they're sealed airtight for freshness. It should
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 12: be open so that people can access what's inside.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: Here's the reason. God knows what's floating around in this studio.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: No, seriously.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 6: Do you see the stuff that collects on all surfaces
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 6: in here?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 8: Not over the course of a morning.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: But none of us are getting up to get donuts
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: often enough to keep the box open.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 8: But then Jeff G. walks in. We have a bag
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 8: of chips in here.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: You could handle lifting a box lid.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 8: They should be open and presented for consumption.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 6: They are your birthday donuts. You can do with them
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 6: whatever you'd like.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 8: Happy birthday, Seabass. I reject that, but Menace, I will
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 8: allow you to open them and distribute however you choose.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: He really wanted you to read the note.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: You can hand me the note while you're at it.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, there's a note?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 6: I didn't realize there was a note.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: Really sweet note on there.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: Are you, what, 45?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 8: That's right.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 6: 45. All right, there's your note.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 12: Seabass's birthday donuts. Sammy, remember, parentheses, parentheses, meniscus, and hopefully
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 12: to his standards.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 8: So everything we already covered.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: All right. But in case.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: But he took the effort to.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 8: In case you forgot.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: Nice font.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 6: And these are the good ones, right, Menace?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: The good joints.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 8: I should have known.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: Kind of sprinkly.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 8: I couldn't beat Sammy's brain with this.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 8: Nice try.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 14: A bunch of maple bars.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 6: I've noticed it's like, okay, see, this looks like a
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 6: good neighborhood.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 8: That's a solid selection.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 6: Good neighborhood donut store.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: Maple bars.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: There are those places that are like the quote gourmet donuts.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 6: Why are those always disappointing?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: Because they always put too much crap on them.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: They don't taste all that great.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 12: I agree.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 8: You're talking about like the voodoo donut types.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: And I don't know about them specifically.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: All the toppings.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: There's cereal on top and other stuff.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 12: They're the ones who break down like a Nutter Butter
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 12: bar and throw it on there.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Gilding the lily.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: Which could be fine, but like those places, man, you're
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: paying like... 15 bucks, it feels, for three donuts.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: Yes, you are.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: And it is a dessert.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: Having that for breakfast is a little much. That's insane.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 6: I don't need to spend the 15 bucks. Give me
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 6: the neighborhood, the quote, cheap donut place. I'll take the
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 6: cheap donut every day over the big, expensive gourmet.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 12: They blow what they're doing. It's not just Voodoo Donuts,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 12: but they set the bar.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: Never gone to a quote, cheap one and thought it
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: was bad. They're all good.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, you guys, speaking of cheap, Oh, Menace is presenting
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: more donuts.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 8: These are all cake donuts.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: Speaking of cheap, I've been thinking about this for a
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: long time. And I've been traveling a lot more than
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: I had in the past. And I've been trying to
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: find like the perfect travel bag, toiletry bag. And that's
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: something that men use, women use. We all need the
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: right toiletry bag. I've gone through countless from Target, from
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: expensive places, from Amazon. A girlfriend of mine even got
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: me this. Sorry, I was caught. Very, very crazy expensive
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: one for my birthday. It has all of these different
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: little nooks and crannies and pockets and zippers.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: How much crap are you bringing? Toiletry bags?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: For makeup and for toiletries. She said, this is what
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: I need. This has got to be it.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 6: My wife's got one that kind of folds up to
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 6: something that size, but when you get to wherever you go,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 6: it hangs. Got that right here. It hangs down like
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 6: a nudge. It's much bigger than that.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: I have the long fold ones too.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 6: It hangs kind of almost like a garment bag.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: Yes, I have that too.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 6: But I'm looking at this thing and I go, how
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: much crap do you bring?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: That's so much stuff.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: It's everything you own in the toiletry world.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: I probably have nine, maybe ten toiletry bags. And they
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: are not cheap. They are all expensive. They're a pain
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: in my ass. And you know what I will not
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: give up? Why all of these are collecting dust in storage?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Because the greatest toiletry bag to ever exist that I
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: have brought on every trip for the last few years...
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: This large, clear Ziploc bag. It is the best toiletry bag,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: hands down, and I'm sick of being inundated with all
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: of these other ones that I do not need and
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: am wasting so much money on.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 6: So just use the Ziploc bag.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: But everyone's trying to... I'm getting these for my birthday
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: because a girlfriend of mine who I traveled to Iceland with,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: she's like, I couldn't watch you with a goddamn Ziploc bag.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, but it's the best. You can see everything.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: If you have to take it out at the airport,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: it's Perfect.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 6: It's not broken in any way. I got shamed into
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: a wallet.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: If anything leaks.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: It's perfect.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 6: I carry everything loose in my pocket. Cash, credit cards,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 6: my driver's license.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah. You've got random bills, pesos.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 8: Talk to me about that. Because if it's just loose.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: At least put it in a small Ziploc.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 8: How do you know that you're going to get your
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 8: driver's license as opposed to your credit card as opposed
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 8: to whatever?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 9: I don't.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 6: I just reach in there. I just reach in there
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 6: and I pull out what are the cards. I look
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 6: at them and I go, here. Same way you would
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: take your whole wallet, open it up, and then find
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 6: your driver and pull that out.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: Not fine.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 6: I'm saying it doesn't take any extra time.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: Anything that I do with that, I would. I would
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: drop stuff all the time.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be my fear too.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: While you're getting like a bill out, mints would fall out.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 6: I know you're making an argument for man purses and
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 6: things like that, Greg.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: Time to normalize them. I bring all my.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 6: Stuff to and from work in just a plastic shopping bag.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: You do every single day.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: And you know what?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 6: It's the best. It's the best. Because when it gets
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 6: messed up, I throw it away and I grab the
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 6: next one.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: And then you have these like if you're on vacation. Oh,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: my swimsuit's wet. Like, perfect. The Ziploc bag cures all ailments.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 8: Plastic waste, Gina.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: Don't care.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Don't care at all.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: Think about Mother Earth. Yeah.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 6: Is there like something like you tried the expensive version
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: of it and then you ended up preferring just the plastic?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 6: the cheap version of that.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: What's your Ziploc?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 6: Like Greg, I mean, I know you like fancy things.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 15: Well, I prefer shark vacuums over Dyson and Dyson is about,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 15: you need a second mortgage to get one.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: And then you recommended that cottage cheese. It was some
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: name brand.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 6: Good culture.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: I think it's called.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: And I like store brand better.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: And it's a half the price.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 8: That's true. I mean, I think Woody was on point
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 8: with that, but I, I can, I can appreciate that.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 8: I'm a store brand guy myself.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: Does it taste better or you.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: Just don't want to spend the extra money? I like
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: the texture of it better.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: Like the other one had a hint of sourness. Really?
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 6: Because I thought the Good Culture one like tasted creamier.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: Really? Yeah.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Well, and there's a whole– the shift online of de-influencers.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: And this is kind of what they do. Like, I'm
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: here to de-influence you from buying this expensive product. Like,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: here's all the dupes, you know, because knockoff is now
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: a dupe.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: I think they call those hacks, right, Seabass?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they call them tips and tricks.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 8: Well, they call them hacks. I call them what they
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 8: were always.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: Known as, a tip.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 6: Advice.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: And that's what, and, you know, nobody ever wanted to
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: buy a knockoff, but we all want dupes.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 8: I mean, that's a good rebrand. Yeah, it's a great rebrand.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: And I am here for it.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 6: I used to carry like a little pharmacy in my pocket,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 6: but again, all loose.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have given me a loose Advil before.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, loose Advil, loose Imodium. I always have some Imodium.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 6: Every once in a while, I'll keep like a Mucinex
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 6: D around. Like if I know there's people in the
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 6: studio that have like, You know, some sinus thing going.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: On in my pocket pills.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I saw you sneezing.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: You should get a little pill box.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 6: No, I have a pill Ziploc. See?
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about. That's my man right there.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: Hold on, hold on.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: A fistful of pills.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 8: That pill Ziploc bag, that lives in your pocket?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 13: Wow.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 6: That's like a court-sized bag.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: It seems very bunchy.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 8: I have it at all times.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 6: It's not bunchy.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: What did it say there?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: This is the equivalent.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 12: I know you love it when the clip of Tom
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 12: Seger and Bert Kreischer when Bert reveals that he drinks
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 12: two gallons of full sugar Kool-Aid every day.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah. When he just pulled out, what, Greg, a dozen
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 8: different pills in a Ziploc bag that he keeps in
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 8: his pocket every day.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: And have you ever noticed it?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 9: No.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: Which would look very odd if a cop saw you.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: That would look very strange.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 8: Sir, what's with all those loosies?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 6: What is Advil and Imodium?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 8: What is clearly an aged Ziploc bag.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: It's soft.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 6: Well, it looks aged. It's not actually. I switch it
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 6: out like every, like I would say probably once a week.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 6: Of course you do.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: It's very old man, dude.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's for real. Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 6: I don't care about that.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: That's very grandpa.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 6: That's drug addict.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: In his defense, so is a pill bottle or a
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: pill case.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 8: Neither should be done.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 6: And by the way, I think everybody in this room,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 6: maybe with the exception of Seabass, has benefited from my
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 6: pill bag.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 10: I have.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 6: At some point. Except for Seabass. And the day will come.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 8: What she just did is insane.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 6: Well, they used to just be loose. It's better than loose, though.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 6: They used to just be loose in my pocket.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 5: Which is gross.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: Why don't you just keep that in your work plastic bag?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 8: Right, in your other plastic bag.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: Your attache that you take to and from work.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 6: It just lives in my pocket. My wallet lives in
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 6: my pocket. It just lives in my pocket.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: At least there'll be body temp when you take it.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 8: That is your grandmother with her thing full of sweet
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 8: and lows and ketchups in.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: Her coffee stirrers. What was that era where they didn't
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: have any money? The Depression.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: The Depression.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 6: What was that called?
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: Can you hold that up to the camera?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: When people were really sad about it, what was that called?
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 8: Can you hold that up to the camera so Vaughn
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 8: can get a real clear shot of the bag of
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 8: assorted pills that Woody, 365 days a year, keeps.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: It's a Ziploc sandwich size, you know, it's their regular.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: Sandwich size bag. That should be in a fanny pack.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 8: Yes, and a lot of the pills inside are in
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 8: blister packs, which are separated up.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 6: Do you fold it?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: Or do you just bunch it up and put it.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: I just go like that.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 6: And it goes right in my pocket.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 8: It looks like what my parents used to keep loose
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 8: screws in.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: In a junk drawer.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: That's just.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: In his pocket all the time.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: But he could afford a gold-plated case, but this is
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: what he prefers because it's more efficient.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: So who cares?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 6: The same reason I carry the plastic shopping bag.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 14: That's right.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: I have a million toiletry bags.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 6: Ziplocked all the way. My wife goes, you know, you
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 6: can buy like a backpack or carry your stuff. I'm like, nah.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 5: We're good.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 6: This is just easy enough.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: There's no point in trying to convince you otherwise.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: Like that could live in your fake briefcase.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 6: It could.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 8: Or it could just live nowhere.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 6: It's not necessary.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 12: Oh, it is.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: Because I've been in plenty of. situations where like, man,
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 6: I got a splitting headache. Boy, do I wish I
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 6: had some Advil. Or even worse, Imodium. The Imodium thing
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 6: has come in handy a number of times.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever taken Imodium to just stop
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: you up.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like if all of a sudden you got bubble
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 6: guts and you're, you know, you're having some... I've never
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: taken one either.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what it looks like.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: I probably should.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 6: I mean, they're super tiny and you just take like
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 6: two little tiny Imodiums. They look like the size, they're
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 6: smaller than Tic Tacs. And you just take those and
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 6: then you're, you know, bubble guts are gone.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, because I'd be afraid I'd still have bubble guts,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: but now I can't do anything about it.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 6: No, no, no. It's the cork in it.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: I think I've heard of something called Imodium AD.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 6: That's what it is.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: Anti-diarrheal.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: That's what it is.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 6: But, you know, don't have any because you don't want
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: to look old.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: You know what I don't want?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 6: I don't want bubble guts and diarrhea when.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 5: I'm out in public.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: I don't want to look old when I'm ishing my pants.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: It's not that you look old. It's just an old
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: man thing.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 6: You look crazy and old. Let me give you that.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: I mean, look at me.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 6: Does it look like I concern myself with a Any
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 6: kind of, like, you know, image or fashion.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: No, see, you're making it. You're always going to.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: The image thing.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: It's not an image thing. It's an old man thing.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 6: I know, but an old man. It looks like I
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 6: concern myself with that, though.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 12: We're not talking about a Versace belt. No, again, it's
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 12: not an image thing at all. It's a weird behavior
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 12: of an odd person.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 6: I mean, I take that from you as a compliment,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 6: I guess.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right?
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 6: As the king of odd.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: Exactly. I can't tell if that's something Seabass might do.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: Like when you're sitting around the table reminiscing about childhood.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 15: Remember old man Miller had that bag of pills? Hey, dude.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 6: It's true.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 5: He'd work on his truck and then the pill bag
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: fell out.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 6: I like butterscotch candies. Those are delicious.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 8: Circus peanuts.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 6: Circus peanuts.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, dude.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: I'm down.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 8: You do the story your grandkids will tell.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 6: What a shame. Crazy old man. Give me saltwater taffy.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 6: Give it all to me, baby.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 8: He's got diarrhea because you know he's ready for that.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 6: That's right.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 8: I hope he's got it.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. All hell.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: That was one of the most surprising moments because I
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: knew about the loose pills. And when I accepted loose
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: pills from him, they were literally loose in his jingling
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: around his pocket. I still took it and I appreciated it.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: But it is so funny. Who said it that it's
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: like such an old man?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is so old man. And he thought like, oh.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: Because he always takes you to that point like, oh,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: because I'm worried about looking like an old man. I go, dude,
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: it's not like that. It's not like I'm not accusing you.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: You may not care.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm not accusing you of you worrying about how
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: people perceive you. I'm just saying that's an old man move.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: And also you don't care.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: It's not a big deal. But I took offense because
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: he bagged on us for being pro man bags. And
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: we're like, dude, you know where you can put all that?
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: In a man bag.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: In your murse.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 12: Hey, man.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, with that little baggie, that is fanny pack
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: behavior right there. You know somebody with a fanny pack
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: definitely got a bag of pills like that.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 9: For sure.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 4: A funny story, and we talk about behind the scenes.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: So we were at iHeart Music Festival, and I was
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: with you guys, and we were kind of shuttling from
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: place to place.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: And one of the places we went was to take pictures,
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: professional pictures, right?
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 4: So we're there, and he's like taking all the shit
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: out of his pockets, you know?
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: He puts it down and sure enough, there's that fucking
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: bag of pills. So it was like his phone.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, going through security. It's like the Mary Poppins bag.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: The nightstand, the lamp.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: And the bag, he's got to change it more often.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: Because it's dusty.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: It's crumply.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: It looks crazy because you can't even tell what pills
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 4: are in there anymore.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: Now, I can't judge because again, I am pro gallon
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: Ziploc for my toiletry bag. So I get the vibe.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: But just pulling that bag out was so freaking funny.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great, man.
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  Speaker 5: It was hilarious.
• 1:29:12
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• 1:29:17
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• 1:29:20
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