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There Are 2 Types Of People For New Year(s) | Coffee With Kenny · Kenny Wallace Media

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  Happy New Year, everybody. I got a song for you all.
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  Back to life, back to reality. And hold on.
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  Sue Ann Debow, ladies and gentlemen.
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  There she is. You might have seen her.
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  She works on the Southwest Air. Good morning, everyone.
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  She deals with all you mother. Very nice lady.
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  So I picked Sueanne up at the airport.
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  She's a lifelong friend. We've known her since the early
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  1800s. Yes, we have.
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  Sueanne works for Southwest Air. And I picked her up and I said,
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  you got any good stories? She goes, oh, she goes, you
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  can't believe the stories. We'll just leave it at that.
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  How's that? OK, everybody, it's 2026.
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  You got a couple different type. Well, what the hell?
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  Well, all right, he just what? What's going on?
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  You damn monkey? Look at him.
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  He going damn crazy. You want to go potty?
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  No, he wants TREAT. Look at that crazy man.
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  Oh, there it is. The legendary treat.
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  Can't say it too loud. OK, let's try to get coffee with
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  Kenny going here. There's two type of people
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  there. There are people that are going
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  to celebrate the new year rolling in.
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  Oh, by the way, did you know it's not New Year's?
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  We're not separate. We're not.
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  And I'm guilty of it. I've said New Year's a long
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  time, but I was on Instagram. I love Instagram and the guy
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  goes, it's not New Year's. There's no S on the end.
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  We're not celebrating years. I guess you could, but you know,
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  everybody goes happy New Year's. Like there's we're celebrating
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  years, we're celebrating happy New Year.
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  So now I catch myself going happy New Year at the end.
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  It's kind of like when I work for TV Hendricks, you know, Rick
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  Hendricks and they go, no, there's, there's just one Rick
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  Hendrick. No S on the end.
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  No S on the end. Once again, I'm on a roll,
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  everybody. It's the little I'm going to try
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  again. There's two type of people.
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  There's the people that go, I'm going to bed.
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  What's the big deal? Look at my mouth, see my mouth.
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  Look, it's my unhappy mouth. What's the big deal?
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  I'm going to bed. I don't care about New Year.
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  And there's us. I get it though.
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  I get both of them. If you don't want to, if you
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  don't want to stay up till midnight, hey, when you get to
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  be my age 62 year old, it's harder than hell to stay up till
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  midnight just because. And I don't drink.
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  You know what I did? I had 2 1/2 pina coladas.
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  We have Chris, our bartender. Hey, listen, we have a hell of a
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  party up there. I mean, our party is through the
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  roof. Ain't nobody throw a party like
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  we do. So.
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  Damn, I just hiccup. Do you see that?
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  I don't think I've ever done that on here.
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  Louis, say hello to everybody he's jacked up on.
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  Hey, by the way, did you know that Sun Drop?
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  Google this here. I kept thinking Sun Drop was a
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  Mooresville, NC. I kept thinking Sun Drop was
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  Earnhardt. Did you know I'm pretty sure I
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  read this right respond right here.
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  I think sun drop was made right here in St.
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  Louis, MO. I really do respond right here.
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  Let me know, but I read it. But anyway, you know, you got
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  the people that you know I don't care about New Year.
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  Well, they must had a bad experience.
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  I've never had a bad experience on New Year.
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  Now I've had some New Year that I, that I've had some New Year's
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  that I've remembered that I'm like, I'm never doing that
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  again. One time I got so hammered that
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  the next morning I got all cured up and I drove by the Dairy
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  Queen and there it was on the sign.
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  Oh, that hurts. I'll never do that again.
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  The older you get, you realize I'm not doing that no more.
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  It hurts too bad. So anyway, I see there are a ton
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  of people out there that stayed home and I think that's
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  fantastic. I don't have a choice.
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  My wife says we're having a New Year party and we had about 50
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  people. We had a great DJ, We had a
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  great bartender, and man, we danced until the clock struck
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  midnight and we danced and brought the new year in and we
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  had a little photo booth and came out all this candy.
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  Hey, you did a good job. I'm bragging on you.
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  Good, we had fun. Yes.
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  I'm already working on my guest list for.
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  Next, Oh my Lord, Jesus Christ, my Savior, you, you did a good
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  job. Our group was young this year.
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  It was. We had young people like people
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  our age. How come you like throwing that
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  party so much? Because I don't out of 365 days,
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  I only asked for a few things that are important.
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  What are the things? My wreath show.
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  Your wreath show. There's bogey, bogey in the
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  house. My.
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  My my cruise. Well, there's four things
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  actually. My wreath show, my cruise, New
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  Year's and the Pal Petty charity ride.
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  That's all. That's all is.
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  Important, but she gets anything she wants.
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  Hey, where's Kelly at? Does she got her flapper with
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  her? Kelly, you get man, I should
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  have brought mine. Oh my God, that what?
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  Oh my God, I love that thing. His, his his two sisters came in
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  from out of town. Bogey's my brother-in-law.
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  So Bogey's married to Kim's sister Kelly, and I watch on
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  Instagram and there's this, there's this kid that's always
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  got this like this fan thing. He goes flap, flap.
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  It makes the loudest noise. But it's funny as hell.
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  You know, when you're doing the drums, you kind of use like
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  right at right at that point, you know, where you're trying to
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  make an exclamation point. So anyway, get back.
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  Oh, here he comes here. Come here, Kelly, hold on.
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  Come here. Come right here.
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  Come right here. Do it.
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  Yes. Let me.
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  Let me see it. Let me see it.
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  I love that son. Bitch.
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  Oh, my God. Let me see if I can do it right
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  this morning. Hold on.
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  You know I got to keep this baby, right?
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  This is awesome. I was carrying mine all around
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  last night. No, I got to go the other way.
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  Let me see here. Yeah, I'll get it right.
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  We'll see. Oh, yeah.
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  Yeah. So badass.
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  We were doing that all last night.
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  Wait, they buggy? Your sisters are all I'm going
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  to walk all around, all around this year, bitch.
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  Let me tell you something, you motherfucker, you mother.
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  How's that? These things are bad ass.
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  They're just kind of like a fan. But there's this kid on
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  Instagram. It's so damn funny, bitch.
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  All right, Anyway, listen, happy New Year.
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  May the Lord be with you all. And 2025 was a good year for me.
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  It's going to be a better year next year and I may the Lord be
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  with you all. And my feet do hurt.
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  My feet. My feet do do hurt because we,
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  we dance. We rang the new year in dancing
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  and all right, everybody have a great new year.
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  Hey, by the way, remember we go to shopkennywallace.com.
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  We got it all there, man. Thank you for wearing my
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