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- 0:00Speaker 1: Welcome to the 96.1 Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 0:03Speaker 2: It's one of those mornings, Bob, where we come in
- 0:05Speaker 2: here and we have a package to open.
- 0:08Speaker 3: Waiting for. Oh, wait, I should probably see who this
- 0:11Speaker 3: is from first. Ah, DeSoka? DeSoka. Yeah.
- 0:15Speaker 4: All right.
- 0:15Speaker 3: Let me read the letter first here. We're starting the
- 0:18Speaker 3: show by hope. Hello, Mikey and Big Bob.
- 0:22Speaker 2: Because I couldn't make it to Stuff Bus and didn't
- 0:25Speaker 2: get picked for Get Go Friendsgiving, I have decided to
- 0:28Speaker 2: make my own photo with you guys in it. So,
- 0:32Speaker 2: you guys are in the picture. With Big Pouncey, my husband,
- 0:38Speaker 2: and myself. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the AI stuff.
- 0:44Speaker 2: And before I forget, happy birthday, Bob. Well, DeSoka, it's
- 0:48Speaker 2: not his birthday. What did you do with the AI
- 0:51Speaker 2: stuff is my question. She also wrote her name DeSoka
- 0:54Speaker 2: and then in parentheses, the bidet cranker.
- 0:57Speaker 3: So I don't know. So we have these. I like that.
- 1:00Speaker 5: All right.
- 1:00Speaker 3: Two friends.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Two frames it is a framed photo of me and
- 1:08Speaker 2: you but not really me and you because we're ai'd
- 1:12Speaker 2: with de soca her husband marquis pouncey and ben roethlisberger
- 1:19Speaker 2: it looks like they're at some sort of event maybe
- 1:22Speaker 2: like uh oh they're at stage ae they're at stage
- 1:25Speaker 2: ae there does de soca have this framed uh i
- 1:29Speaker 2: don't we do here's yours there's yours there's.
- 1:32Speaker 6: Your dude it is i look a lot older than
- 1:40Speaker 6: i am and you oh my god you man you
- 1:44Speaker 6: do look like you look like a big italian man you.
- 1:48Speaker 3: Look like man.
- 1:51Speaker 2: That's that's something right there we should just you know
- 1:54Speaker 2: we should just.
- 1:55Speaker 3: Hang this in the studio you know i kind of look.
- 1:57Speaker 2: Like an italian kevin james yeah like yes.
- 2:01Speaker 3: Like it's kind of my face but it's more kevin.
- 2:04Speaker 2: James i don't know who i look like but uh
- 2:07Speaker 2: my hair is like all gray and i do not
- 2:10Speaker 2: have all gray hair yet so i kind of i
- 2:12Speaker 2: kind of look like a grandpa but a cool fit
- 2:15Speaker 2: grandpa though you know i look like who still runs
- 2:20Speaker 2: ben and ponce look good yeah well it looks like
- 2:23Speaker 2: the real ben and ponce because it is me and
- 2:25Speaker 2: you though not just so god your husband thank you
- 2:28Speaker 2: so much i hope it's up in your house someplace
- 2:32Speaker 2: this is amazing i hope so too all right coming
- 2:35Speaker 2: up next on the show our buddy bob from oakmont
- 2:38Speaker 2: has a message bobby did you yeah yeah usually does
- 2:41Speaker 2: some drinking over it they uh You know, the Legion,
- 2:44Speaker 2: the American Legion over in Oakmont.
- 2:46Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
- 2:46Speaker 2: We'll check in with Bob from Oakmont up next. Jonas
- 2:49Speaker 2: Brothers tickets around 830. It's Mikey and Bob.
- 2:51Speaker 7: 96.1.
- 2:51Speaker 3: Yes.
- 2:51Speaker 2: Hey, you know our guy Bob from Oakmont who calls
- 2:58Speaker 2: himself Bobby Digital sometimes?
- 3:01Speaker 3: Down at the Legion?
- 3:02Speaker 2: Yeah, he goes to the American Legion in Oakmont all
- 3:05Speaker 2: the time. He left us a message a while back
- 3:09Speaker 2: after a Steelers win. It was asking when we're coming
- 3:12Speaker 2: down to the Legion.
- 3:13Speaker 3: Hey, we got a question. Ask them. When are they
- 3:17Speaker 3: coming down? What, for the fish and nips? When's they
- 3:20Speaker 3: coming down? When they coming down?
- 3:22Speaker 2: When it's coming down, fish and nips at the Legion, baby.
- 3:26Speaker 3: Fish and nips. When the sewers win, you just coming down, Legion. Hey,
- 3:31Speaker 3: when you just coming down? Listen. This has become a
- 3:36Speaker 3: showtick with me, too. It's coming down. Bob from Oakmont saying,
- 3:41Speaker 3: when is it coming down? Hey, when is it coming down?
- 3:45Speaker 2: It's become a showtick with me now. Like, I'll be
- 3:48Speaker 2: in the house saying it to my wife, Jamie. Will
- 3:51Speaker 2: she have any clue what I'm talking about? No, she won't.
- 3:54Speaker 3: She's upstairs in the house, and he's like, when is.
- 3:56Speaker 2: It coming down?
- 3:57Speaker 3: When is it coming down?
- 3:58Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm ready to leave and she's still getting, hey,
- 4:03Speaker 2: when's coming down? Let's get to this talkback message. It's
- 4:08Speaker 2: Bob from Oakmont. Talkback message is brought to us by
- 4:10Speaker 2: One Team Media.
- 4:13Speaker 3: You guys know how it is. Oh, man.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
- 4:17Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to go. Ripped up.
- 4:20Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on with Bob over here.
- 4:23Speaker 8: You guys know how it is.
- 4:27Speaker 3: I just, real quick, just want to mention, he's just
- 4:30Speaker 3: a Sebi boy. Sebi boy.
- 4:32Speaker 6: I don't know why that came to my mind.
- 4:37Speaker 1: I love you. Goodbye.
- 4:39Speaker 3: We love you, Bob.
- 4:40Speaker 9: Uh, yep.
- 4:41Speaker 3: That's the message that, uh, my family sings to our cat, Sebastian.
- 4:45Speaker 3: We sing.
- 4:46Speaker 2: He's just a Sebi boy. Sebi boy. Didn't expect Bob
- 4:51Speaker 2: from Oakmont to be singing a cat song today, but
- 4:57Speaker 2: he's just a Sebi boy.
- 4:59Speaker 3: Sebi boy. I don't know why that came to my mind.
- 5:04Speaker 1: I love you.
- 5:05Speaker 3: Goodbye. I don't know why that came to my mind.
- 5:08Speaker 3: I love you. Goodbye. There he is. What a legend.
- 5:11Speaker 3: Bob from Oakmont. Hey, when are you just coming down?
- 5:14Speaker 3: When are you just coming down?
- 5:17Speaker 2: Jonas Brothers tickets coming up around 8.30 this morning. Your
- 5:19Speaker 2: chance to win $ 1, 000 around 9, 10.
- 5:22Speaker 3: We got a lot to do on the show today.
- 5:24Speaker 3: McCarthy's talking.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers is talking about Jennings Dunker cracking jokes. And
- 5:30Speaker 2: Coach Tomlin with the Kelsey Brothers on the New Heights podcast.
- 5:34Speaker 2: There's some good stuff in there. We will get to
- 5:36Speaker 2: all that coming up this morning. It's Mikey and Bob.
- 5:38Speaker 2: Not in six weeks.
- 5:40Speaker 3: The Mikey and Bob Podcast.
- 5:43Speaker 1: Hi, Bowling Ball and Bowling Pin.
- 5:45Speaker 2: I mean, you're not wrong calling us Bowling Ball and
- 5:48Speaker 2: Bowling Pin.
- 5:49Speaker 3: You're not wrong.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Stream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeart Radio or
- 5:54Speaker 2: wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, thank you for listening
- 5:57Speaker 2: to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now, whatever you're listening on,
- 6:03Speaker 2: we appreciate it.
- 6:03Speaker 3: Thank you. Yep.
- 6:04Speaker 2: But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
- 6:07Speaker 2: can hit that little talkback microphone.
- 6:10Speaker 3: Send us a message. You can send us a message.
- 6:12Speaker 2: About previous shows, the latest show, something you want us
- 6:18Speaker 2: to cover on the show.
- 6:19Speaker 3: Let us know where you're listening from, too.
- 6:21Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
- 6:21Speaker 3: That's fun, too, right? People in random places. Yeah.
- 6:25Speaker 2: I hit that little talk back microphone and you can
- 6:27Speaker 2: send us a message and maybe you'll make the show.
- 6:32Speaker 2: It's cloudy out there today. It was a little windy
- 6:34Speaker 2: when I came in this morning to little chilly highs
- 6:36Speaker 2: today in the upper sixties. It's Mikey and Bob on 96,
- 6:40Speaker 2: one kiss. Um, there is a brand new season of
- 6:43Speaker 2: love is blind out on Netflix.
- 6:45Speaker 3: Absolutely love this show. Well, it's a.
- 6:47Speaker 2: Love hate relationship, you know, cause you get some couples
- 6:50Speaker 2: that are very nice and you want them to find love.
- 6:53Speaker 2: And then there's just people that you're like, Oh, What
- 6:55Speaker 2: an awful person. How could they be so mean to
- 6:57Speaker 2: somebody that they claim that they're interested in?
- 7:00Speaker 3: You know, it's a whole thing.
- 7:01Speaker 2: I feel like there's couples that make you believe that
- 7:03Speaker 2: all this is going to turn out great. And then
- 7:05Speaker 2: there's just that one or two in the show. And
- 7:08Speaker 2: just like, Oh God, me and my wife, Jamie watched
- 7:11Speaker 2: first episode last night. I'm like, I'm in, it takes
- 7:15Speaker 2: one episode and I'm all in.
- 7:16Speaker 3: I'm like, Oh man, I got to find out if
- 7:18Speaker 3: these two end up together.
- 7:19Speaker 2: Hold on though.
- 7:20Speaker 3: Cause I'm not the only one watching it.
- 7:22Speaker 2: Um, Our friend Aunt Kaka also sent us some talkback
- 7:26Speaker 2: messages from overnight while she was watching Love is Blind.
- 7:31Speaker 3: I'm not going to play all of them right now.
- 7:33Speaker 3: Late night caca. But yeah, let's just. Hi, boys.
- 7:37Speaker 2: It's air caca.
- 7:40Speaker 8: Hey, I was just checking in about Love is Blind.
- 7:44Speaker 8: I'm only on the first episode, but I have two very,
- 7:49Speaker 8: very strong opinions of the people so far. Number one, Maury.
- 7:55Speaker 9: Is a dick.
- 7:56Speaker 8: He is just a sassy little mother.
- 7:59Speaker 2: All right. We're not going to get to number two
- 8:01Speaker 2: right now, Kaka, because that's enough for now. Maury?
- 8:04Speaker 3: Maury getting all the heat. Hold on.
- 8:07Speaker 2: Maury's like this entrepreneur guy. He's a smooth talker and everything, right?
- 8:11Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 8:13Speaker 2: Maury is also a big Taylor Swift fan. There is
- 8:17Speaker 2: a lot of Taylor Swift mentions on the first episode
- 8:20Speaker 2: of Love is Blind. As a Taylor Swift fan, do
- 8:23Speaker 2: you believe him, or is he using this like the.
- 8:26Speaker 3: No, he knows ball. He knows ball when it comes.
- 8:29Speaker 2: Well, he would call it, I know hoop, because he
- 8:31Speaker 2: calls playing basketball hoop, like you play hoop. Here's Maury
- 8:36Speaker 2: talking to Sarah, who is my favorite woman on the
- 8:39Speaker 2: show so far, I think.
- 8:40Speaker 3: Huge T-Swift fan.
- 8:42Speaker 10: Are you?
- 8:43Speaker 3: Are you just saying that? Taylor Swift means a lot
- 8:45Speaker 3: to me. See, she was sniffing it out. Like, oh,
- 8:47Speaker 3: are you just saying that? You know? Right, right.
- 8:50Speaker 5: Sure.
- 8:50Speaker 3: When I was in high school, I played hoop. I
- 8:52Speaker 3: did high school basketball, too.
- 8:53Speaker 2: Oh, you play hoop?
- 8:54Speaker 3: Nobody calls it hoop.
- 8:55Speaker 11: I can call it my own.
- 8:56Speaker 3: Started listening to Taylor before games. Came known as Taylor Time.
- 8:59Speaker 2: Taylor Time before he played basketball. So I'm kind of like,
- 9:03Speaker 2: you know, this guy. Guy kind of seems a little skeevy,
- 9:07Speaker 2: but also, I don't know, he liked Taylor Swift.
- 9:09Speaker 3: So she means a lot to me. What's your favorite
- 9:10Speaker 3: Taylor Swift song? I like the slow stuff. Me too.
- 9:13Speaker 2: I like Cardigan.
- 9:15Speaker 3: So do you know Cardigan, Betty, and August are all intertwined?
- 9:19Speaker 3: This guy knows ball. He's digging in. He knows ball.
- 9:21Speaker 3: He knows ball.
- 9:22Speaker 1: I don't think I knew that.
- 9:23Speaker 3: It's a love story, all three of them. Yeah. I
- 9:25Speaker 3: reveal they're going to play in champs.
- 9:27Speaker 1: Okay, I love Enchanted.
- 9:28Speaker 3: I was Enchanted to meet you.
- 9:29Speaker 2: All right, so he's saying that they revealed they're going
- 9:31Speaker 2: to play Enchanted, but he knows ball. He knows those
- 9:33Speaker 2: three songs are connected, you know? I was Enchanted to
- 9:36Speaker 2: meet you.
- 9:37Speaker 3: Hey, smooth talker, right? Slick, slick.
- 9:41Speaker 2: Not for Aunt Kaka, though. We'll check in with Aunt
- 9:44Speaker 2: Kaka over the course.
- 9:45Speaker 1: Of the morning.
- 9:48Speaker 3: Does she react? Is she reacting live to all of it?
- 9:50Speaker 3: I'll be honest.
- 9:51Speaker 2: I have not gone through all of Aunt Kaka's messages,
- 9:54Speaker 2: so we're going to be experiencing Love is Blind, the
- 9:56Speaker 2: first episode, with her as the show progresses. Also, our
- 10:01Speaker 2: buddy Weed Nico has a special request for today in
- 10:04Speaker 2: Freak Show history. We will get to that around 7 a.m.
- 10:07Speaker 3: And Jonas Brothers tickets around 8.30. It's Mikey and Bobby.
- 10:12Speaker 2: Coach Tomlin was having a good time yesterday with the
- 10:15Speaker 2: Kelsey brothers on their New Heights podcast. We will get
- 10:18Speaker 2: to that in just a minute here. It's Mikey and
- 10:20Speaker 2: Bob on 96.1 KISS. Let's check in real quick with
- 10:22Speaker 2: Bill from Brunswick, Ohio, through the talkback messages here on
- 10:26Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app, brought to us by the Pavement Group.
- 10:28Speaker 3: Hey, Moochie and Boochie.
- 10:30Speaker 4: It's Bill from Brunswick, Ohio.
- 10:31Speaker 2: Hey, boys, I'm in the car right now, and I
- 10:33Speaker 2: found another pretty good bumper sticker that's in front of me.
- 10:36Speaker 12: So, of course, they got the clicker ticket.
- 10:38Speaker 9: Day and night, which is very important, but then right next.
- 10:40Speaker 2: To it it says... I love to close my windows
- 10:44Speaker 2: and fart.
- 10:45Speaker 3: Putting out the vibe.
- 10:49Speaker 2: Hot boxing your farts?
- 10:52Speaker 10: It just made me think of, and yes, my daughter
- 10:54Speaker 10: Nora's in the car.
- 10:54Speaker 2: It just made me think of.
- 10:55Speaker 3: You guys and how you haven't farted in your Kias yet.
- 10:57Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 10:57Speaker 4: All right.
- 10:58Speaker 3: Love you, boys.
- 10:59Speaker 2: All right.
- 10:59Speaker 3: Yeah, we haven't farted in our new Kias yet. Hey,
- 11:02Speaker 3: glad you thought of us with farts. Yeah, thanks to
- 11:04Speaker 3: our friends at the C. Harper Auto Group.
- 11:06Speaker 2: Bob's in a brand new Kia Telluride.
- 11:07Speaker 3: I'm in the 2027 Kia Carnival. Pretty sweet rides. Yeah.
- 11:12Speaker 2: You can check out what our rides look like up
- 11:15Speaker 2: on our Mikey and Bob Facebook page or just follow
- 11:17Speaker 2: us on Instagram at FSMikey at FSBigBob.
- 11:20Speaker 3: And thanks again to the C. Harper Auto Group.
- 11:22Speaker 2: The official podcast partner, Mikey Bob Podcast. Yeah, yeah. Let's
- 11:28Speaker 2: get to Coach Tom real quick. I'm not going to
- 11:30Speaker 2: get to all of this because this was a long...
- 11:34Speaker 2: podcast appearance by coach Tomlin. He was on for a
- 11:36Speaker 2: long time.
- 11:37Speaker 3: Yeah. Over an hour.
- 11:38Speaker 2: He's with the Kelsey brothers, but I will tell you
- 11:41Speaker 2: coming up around eight 25, Travis Kelsey.
- 11:43Speaker 3: Wanted to be a stealer. We'll get to that coming
- 11:45Speaker 3: up later in the show.
- 11:47Speaker 2: The three of them together, the two Kelseys and Tomlin,
- 11:50Speaker 2: they're great together. Yeah, Travis Kelsey was talking about how
- 11:55Speaker 2: Sean McVay, another one of the younger coaches, the coach
- 11:59Speaker 2: of the Rams, how when he got hired, Coach Tomlin
- 12:01Speaker 2: gave him a phone call.
- 12:03Speaker 12: Sean McVay has a story where you called him when
- 12:05Speaker 12: he got hired and asked him how he likes basketball.
- 12:08Speaker 3: That tube of shit that he never stopped slowing.
- 12:11Speaker 2: How amazing is that? Coach Tomlin, this guy just got hired.
- 12:15Speaker 2: I mean, again, this was years ago as the Rams coach.
- 12:17Speaker 2: And Coach Tomlin calls him and goes, hey, man, got
- 12:19Speaker 2: something for you.
- 12:22Speaker 3: Get ready.
- 12:22Speaker 2: A tube of bleep that is going to be nonstop.
- 12:27Speaker 2: It's headed your way now as an NFL coach. It's
- 12:29Speaker 2: never going to stop.
- 12:31Speaker 3: And he's right.
- 12:32Speaker 2: The tube of bleep never stopped in Pittsburgh for Coach Tomlin.
- 12:36Speaker 2: There was always people who wanted him fired. It was
- 12:39Speaker 2: never like an easy job. So, yeah, Coach Tomlin knew.
- 12:42Speaker 2: As soon as you're a head coach in the NFL,
- 12:44Speaker 2: here comes the tube of never-ending bleep.
- 12:47Speaker 13: Now that he's a head coach. I just wanted to
- 12:48Speaker 13: be real with him, man. I just wanted to let
- 12:50Speaker 13: him know what was around the corner, man.
- 12:51Speaker 1: Come on, baby. I don't miss it. I don't miss it.
- 12:55Speaker 3: Not the tube.
- 12:56Speaker 13: Not the tube. I'm sure you missed other parts of it,
- 12:58Speaker 13: but definitely not the tube. I miss the brotherhood of men, man.
- 13:02Speaker 13: But certainly there's other components to the J-O-B, man, that.
- 13:05Speaker 3: I do not miss.
- 13:06Speaker 2: I love that he's just like, I love the brotherhood
- 13:08Speaker 2: of men, but I don't miss the tube. Don't miss
- 13:10Speaker 2: that tube. He has the tube. Antonio Brown, it's part.
- 13:17Speaker 10: Of the tube.
- 13:18Speaker 3: Oh, the tube is clogged up. Oh, Big Ben, Le'Veon Bell. Well,
- 13:21Speaker 3: it just never ends. The tube just never ends. And then.
- 13:26Speaker 2: There was, of course, they mentioned Coach Tomlin never having
- 13:30Speaker 2: a losing season. They also said he never had a
- 13:32Speaker 2: players only meeting when he was a Steelers head coach.
- 13:35Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 13:35Speaker 2: I feel like I need to fact check that because
- 13:37Speaker 2: I feel like during those killer B days with Ben
- 13:40Speaker 2: and Antonio and Le'Veon, I feel like there might have
- 13:44Speaker 2: been a players only meeting. Alejandro Villanueva in Chicago with
- 13:49Speaker 2: the anthem and stuff like that. There's definitely a players-only
- 13:52Speaker 2: meeting about that.
- 13:53Speaker 3: That was well-documented, wasn't it? I would think so.
- 13:55Speaker 2: All right, but either way, here's Coach Talman again on
- 13:57Speaker 2: the New Heights podcast with the Kelsey brothers.
- 13:59Speaker 3: You know, they're just amazed that he never had a
- 14:01Speaker 3: losing season. How do you not have a losing season?
- 14:03Speaker 1: You had no players-only meetings. How crazy is that?
- 14:11Speaker 13: I just, you know, like every year you start the
- 14:14Speaker 13: journey with the agenda of being a world champ.
- 14:17Speaker 1: That was my agenda. And certainly I fell short a bunch.
- 14:20Speaker 2: I like this honest Tomlin who's just like tried to
- 14:22Speaker 2: win the Super Bowl every year.
- 14:23Speaker 13: He fell short a lot of times. But damn it,
- 14:26Speaker 13: not that far. Damn it, not that far.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Short.
- 14:28Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it wasn't. Yeah, exactly.
- 14:31Speaker 13: We had some tough times, man. One year we started
- 14:34Speaker 13: two and six in the front. on the front nine,
- 14:36Speaker 13: and we went six and two on the back nine.
- 14:38Speaker 3: That math ain't mathin', but I get it.
- 14:40Speaker 13: You know, I just think that when things are thick, man,
- 14:42Speaker 13: you get an opportunity to show who you are.
- 14:44Speaker 3: Yeah, hell yeah, when things get thick.
- 14:47Speaker 13: I probably did my best coaching job sometimes when things
- 14:50Speaker 13: were thick because I just refused to let go of
- 14:53Speaker 13: the rope, and I just refused to allow the men
- 14:56Speaker 13: that I work with to let go of the rope.
- 14:58Speaker 3: Pulling rope, thinking about thick things.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
- 15:01Speaker 3: Missed my sensual Tomlin, man.
- 15:04Speaker 2: He did a great job on the New Heights podcast.
- 15:07Speaker 2: I don't think we got this much of his personality
- 15:10Speaker 2: when he was head coach of the Steelers. He would
- 15:12Speaker 2: have funny moments and he would have his Tomlin-isms, but man,
- 15:16Speaker 2: he is loving not being an NFL head coach. He's
- 15:21Speaker 2: really good at this other stuff. It was like he
- 15:24Speaker 2: said in the podcast, too, you know?
- 15:26Speaker 1: Man, I'm having a ball, man. It's part-time work, full-time pay.
- 15:29Speaker 3: Part-time work, full-time pay for Coach Tomlin.
- 15:32Speaker 2: We'll have the clip of Travis Kelsey talking about how
- 15:35Speaker 2: he wanted to be a Steeler.
- 15:36Speaker 3: I didn't know this story. It has to do with.
- 15:40Speaker 2: Mean Joe Green, too. We'll get to that around 825.
- 15:43Speaker 2: Jonas Brothers tickets around 830. It's Mikey and Bob.
- 15:50Speaker 3: You want to be part of the show this morning?
- 15:52Speaker 2: Download our free iHeartRadio app, and when you're streaming 96.1 KISS,
- 15:55Speaker 2: you can send us talkback messages brought to us by
- 15:57Speaker 2: One Team Media.
- 15:58Speaker 3: Let's get to this. Hey, guys.
- 15:59Speaker 8: I just opened my Instagram.
- 16:03Speaker 11: The very first thing on my feed was morning mustache motivation.
- 16:07Speaker 2: Oh.
- 16:07Speaker 3: Is that you, Bob? Oh, my God. All right.
- 16:10Speaker 2: We were talking about this earlier this week. There's an
- 16:12Speaker 2: account called Zamboni Barbie on TikTok. And they do the
- 16:18Speaker 2: Sidney Crosby motivational posts almost every day where it's just
- 16:21Speaker 2: a still picture of Sidney Crosby with a motivational quote like,
- 16:24Speaker 2: you got this, queen. So, Bob, is it Pirate Ben
- 16:29Speaker 2: that's doing this?
- 16:30Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 16:31Speaker 2: Our buddy Pirate Ben, who listens to the show, has
- 16:34Speaker 2: created a bunch of different Bob motivational mustache messages.
- 16:40Speaker 3: Did you post one on your Instagram? One's up right now, yeah.
- 16:42Speaker 10: All right.
- 16:43Speaker 2: Go check out Bob's Instagram, at FSBigBob, if you want
- 16:46Speaker 2: to see it.
- 16:47Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
- 16:48Speaker 11: I hate to put something extra on your plate because
- 16:50Speaker 11: I know you have zero help, but that has to
- 16:52Speaker 11: keep going. Absolutely love it.
- 16:55Speaker 2: Love you guys.
- 16:56Speaker 3: All right.
- 16:56Speaker 2: It'll keep going as long as Pirate Ben keeps making
- 16:59Speaker 2: them because, yes, we do not have help around here.
- 17:00Speaker 3: No producer. for over 20 years now. All right. Let's
- 17:07Speaker 3: get to a special request here.
- 17:09Speaker 2: It is our buddy Weed Nico, who listens to the
- 17:12Speaker 2: show on the iHeartRadio app all the way over in
- 17:15Speaker 2: the state of Washington. Weed Nico has a request for
- 17:19Speaker 2: Today in Freak Show History. Let's get to this here.
- 17:23Speaker 2: Having a good time. It's Weed Nico. Oh, s * * *.
- 17:27Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 17:28Speaker 2: Hey, boys.
- 17:30Speaker 4: We need to go to Washington. I'm dying over here. Hey,
- 17:34Speaker 4: Bob's shark mating noise.
- 17:36Speaker 5: Laugh.
- 17:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:37Speaker 2: All right. Bob did shark mating earlier this week on
- 17:40Speaker 2: the show. Here's what it sounded like if you missed it.
- 17:52Speaker 2: I don't blame Weed Nico for laughing so hard. When
- 17:54Speaker 2: you're high, I mean, that's funny, but when you're high,
- 17:57Speaker 2: it's incredibly funny.
- 17:59Speaker 4: All underwater, sounds like that little French bulldog or Boston
- 18:02Speaker 4: Terrier Walter.
- 18:03Speaker 3: Hey, for today in Freak.
- 18:05Speaker 4: Show History, can we get a little Walter choking on
- 18:09Speaker 4: some water?
- 18:09Speaker 2: Okay.
- 18:10Speaker 1: Thank y'all.
- 18:11Speaker 3: Let's get to this.
- 18:13Speaker 2: Today in Freak Show History.
- 18:16Speaker 3: Today in Freak Show History.
- 18:25Speaker 2: It's a very specific sort of video that makes us laugh,
- 18:28Speaker 2: but there has been a run of videos of dogs
- 18:33Speaker 2: choking on water, pool water, pond water. They're okay and everything,
- 18:37Speaker 2: but just dogs choking on water. If you have a dog,
- 18:39Speaker 2: it goes down the wrong pipe. The noises are priceless.
- 18:43Speaker 2: All right, so let's get to Walter here.
- 18:45Speaker 3: He loves it. Walter's in the pool. You hear the
- 18:49Speaker 3: owner go, he loves it. He loves it.
- 18:51Speaker 2: He loves it.
- 18:59Speaker 14: I totally forgot what this one sounded like.
- 19:04Speaker 3: What sort of dinosaur is that? That's a dog? How
- 19:34Speaker 3: is that a dog? How is that a dog?
- 19:36Speaker 2: Dude, this is probably, this probably has a weed in it.
- 19:43Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. When he catches up on this part
- 19:45Speaker 3: of the podcast, he's going to be on the rope.
- 19:47Speaker 3: This is happening.
- 19:52Speaker 1: What happened?
- 19:53Speaker 3: Oh, Walter, come here.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Oh, Walter.
- 19:55Speaker 10: Oh, Walter.
- 20:02Speaker 2: Hey, Mashed Potato Ravioli Lady sent us a talkback message here,
- 20:06Speaker 2: brought to us by The Pavement Group.
- 20:07Speaker 3: Mashed Potato Ravioli Lady here.
- 20:09Speaker 15: Hey, boys, I love how you're like, I didn't know
- 20:13Speaker 15: yesterday's show was that.
- 20:14Speaker 3: Crazy, right?
- 20:15Speaker 2: Yeah, we got some messages that we've had some good
- 20:18Speaker 2: shows this week, and we didn't really maybe think so.
- 20:22Speaker 2: A couple segments here are funny, but we've got a
- 20:24Speaker 2: lot of people listening to the show consistently that are
- 20:26Speaker 2: just like, what happened this week?
- 20:29Speaker 3: Can I be honest?
- 20:30Speaker 2: Most shows, by the time we're done with them at
- 20:32Speaker 2: 10 a.m., I don't remember a lot of the things
- 20:35Speaker 2: that happened.
- 20:36Speaker 3: Yeah, once Bob posts the podcast, on to the next show. Yeah,
- 20:40Speaker 3: we were just, you know, shark mating and.
- 20:42Speaker 2: Blah, blah, blah, right?
- 20:43Speaker 3: Yeah, shark mating was really a highlight this week.
- 20:45Speaker 2: And then you followed it up today with Moose on
- 20:48Speaker 2: the Gooch.
- 20:49Speaker 3: Moose on the Gooch, I don't even remember that. What?
- 20:52Speaker 3: the gooch talk i yeah i don't remember gooch talk
- 20:55Speaker 3: yesterday i'm sure it was there guys boys men i
- 20:58Speaker 3: don't know if we're i don't know which one we
- 21:00Speaker 3: are guys boys or men.
- 21:01Speaker 11: Oh my gosh dying absolutely dying what was in your
- 21:05Speaker 11: coffee this.
- 21:06Speaker 3: Week love you what was in our coffee this week
- 21:10Speaker 3: i'll tell you i'm not supposed.
- 21:13Speaker 2: To tell you but i should tell you uh four day.
- 21:15Speaker 3: Work week we're off tomorrow that's why the show's been
- 21:21Speaker 3: extra good this week we're not coming to work all.
- 21:26Speaker 2: Right um love is blind brand new season is out
- 21:32Speaker 2: now first five episodes on netflix we follow along with
- 21:36Speaker 2: this show how many deep are you i'm one episode
- 21:38Speaker 2: in i need to dive in there's a woman named
- 21:40Speaker 2: jacks she's into beauty and fashion and everything like that
- 21:46Speaker 2: right seems very highfalutin there's always people like this on
- 21:50Speaker 2: the show does she seem high maintenance like yes okay
- 21:53Speaker 2: yeah she seems like she's gonna be a tough one
- 21:55Speaker 2: but i'm sitting there watching it with my wife jamie
- 21:58Speaker 2: and i hear this.
- 21:59Speaker 5: I think people judge me on my looks i love
- 22:01Speaker 5: spending money i spend it on everything i grew up
- 22:06Speaker 5: in the beauty industry i do care a lot about
- 22:09Speaker 5: style you know you can't wear khakis every day with.
- 22:12Speaker 3: A navy blue polo and expect this to, like, look good.
- 22:16Speaker 3: I've never heard someone call them cockies before. Cockies? You
- 22:20Speaker 3: can't wear cockies. She said.
- 22:23Speaker 2: She's into fashion. Maybe we're not into fashion. Oh, daddy, daddy,
- 22:28Speaker 2: give me some cockies. I can't wear cockies if I'm
- 22:32Speaker 2: trying to get me a highfalutin woman.
- 22:35Speaker 3: I do care a lot about style. You know, you
- 22:37Speaker 3: can't wear cockies every day.
- 22:38Speaker 2: She said cockies, right? Like, I'm not crazy because most
- 22:41Speaker 2: of us know it is khakis. I had to pause it.
- 22:44Speaker 3: I said, wait a minute. Did she just say cockies?
- 22:48Speaker 1: I've never heard.
- 22:49Speaker 3: It called cockies before. Oh, you're not high fashion.
- 22:52Speaker 2: Maybe these are different than khakis that most men wear.
- 22:55Speaker 3: Oh, daddy, daddy, I need to pull my khakis off.
- 23:00Speaker 2: Oh, I have a regular pair of khakis, but I
- 23:04Speaker 2: cut a hole in the crotch.
- 23:07Speaker 3: Guess what they're called. I don't know if that's how
- 23:10Speaker 3: that works, but.
- 23:12Speaker 2: Uh, let's check in with aunt Kaka who sent us
- 23:15Speaker 2: a bunch of messages that she was getting caught up
- 23:17Speaker 2: on love is blind.
- 23:18Speaker 8: John, the guy with MS.
- 23:20Speaker 3: Yeah. There's a guy that has a MS on, on
- 23:23Speaker 3: love is blind.
- 23:24Speaker 2: I'm only. Yeah. He was in the preview that we
- 23:26Speaker 2: caught yesterday show.
- 23:28Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 23:28Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:29Speaker 3: Before it came out.
- 23:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:30Speaker 3: There's a guy who's got MS.
- 23:31Speaker 2: I'm only one episode in and he hasn't told anybody
- 23:34Speaker 2: that the, you know, any of the women he's dating
- 23:36Speaker 2: that he has MS.
- 23:37Speaker 8: He looks like shit.
- 23:41Speaker 2: Okay.
- 23:42Speaker 3: Okay. We can't do this. Sid, the sloth from, you know, the,
- 23:47Speaker 3: what were those movies called?
- 23:49Speaker 2: What were those movies called?
- 23:53Speaker 3: So the sloth was in, uh, what movie is that?
- 23:58Speaker 3: Ice age.
- 23:59Speaker 1: Whoa.
- 24:00Speaker 9: Jinx.
- 24:01Speaker 3: So you can't be, I mean, he, No.
- 24:04Speaker 8: Because I've just been sitting here this whole episode going,
- 24:07Speaker 8: isn't there anyone who cares about shit?
- 24:13Speaker 3: All right.
- 24:13Speaker 2: Now, listen, the guy wears glasses. He got into an
- 24:16Speaker 2: accident and he has to wear special glasses and everything.
- 24:19Speaker 2: He's got MS and Obviously, you know, can't.
- 24:22Speaker 8: And I just can't unsee it.
- 24:25Speaker 1: Okay.
- 24:26Speaker 8: But then it makes me real sad because then I
- 24:29Speaker 8: imagine the real Sid the Sloth with MS.
- 24:34Speaker 3: Okay, all right.
- 24:35Speaker 2: I haven't watched this yet, but you just ruined that
- 24:37Speaker 2: guy for me. That's all I'm going to think about
- 24:40Speaker 2: when I'm watching Sid the Sloth. Aunt Kaka is now
- 24:43Speaker 2: almost in tears because now she's imagining Sid the Sloth
- 24:46Speaker 2: with MS.
- 24:47Speaker 3: What's happening?
- 24:48Speaker 8: But I love Sid the Sloth and he doesn't deserve.
- 24:51Speaker 3: That dying music. What? Yeah.
- 24:56Speaker 1: Okay.
- 24:57Speaker 8: We'll see if I leave you any more dog pack messages.
- 25:01Speaker 2: It might be too high to watch Love is Blind, Kaka.
- 25:05Speaker 2: But have you ever thought of Sid the Sloth and cockies?
- 25:10Speaker 3: Oh. I got to keep my legs covered.
- 25:13Speaker 2: Why?
- 25:13Speaker 3: It's the Ice Age, and I wear khakis. 96.1 Kiss.
- 25:20Speaker 2: We want to send you to our sold-out iHeartRadio Jingle Ball.
- 25:23Speaker 2: It's happening in December, Madison Square Garden, New York City.
- 25:26Speaker 2: We'll get you qualified for a full VIP trip there
- 25:29Speaker 2: and $ 1, 000 coming up around 9, 10 this morning. It
- 25:31Speaker 2: is Mikey and Bob on 96.1 Kiss. Bob, time to
- 25:34Speaker 2: milk some Steelers content. Boys are going to be down
- 25:37Speaker 2: in Tampa this weekend and then over to Paris next weekend.
- 25:41Speaker 2: and it's time to milk some Steelers content because Aaron
- 25:45Speaker 2: Rodgers was talking about the funniest Steeler. Milk, milk, milk, milk,
- 25:49Speaker 2: milk the Steelers content.
- 25:51Speaker 3: Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the Steelers content.
- 25:55Speaker 2: All right, Aaron Rodgers talking to the media yesterday, and
- 25:57Speaker 2: he was asked about Mason McCormick and the offensive line.
- 26:00Speaker 2: There's a clip of Mason McCormick that sort of went
- 26:02Speaker 2: yinz viral from the last game where he's just blocking
- 26:05Speaker 2: a guy on the defensive line.
- 26:06Speaker 3: Hooting and hollering.
- 26:07Speaker 2: He's laughing, having a good time. He loves knocking people down.
- 26:10Speaker 2: It looks like the line's just having a great time.
- 26:14Speaker 2: So here was Aaron Rodgers talking, you know, Mason McCormick
- 26:17Speaker 2: being out there and just the offensive line gelling.
- 26:19Speaker 16: Those guys are hilarious. The trash talk has definitely picked
- 26:23Speaker 16: up with 67 out there, which is great. I like
- 26:26Speaker 16: his energy. I like his energy on the practice field.
- 26:29Speaker 16: We warm up next to each other. He's always got
- 26:30Speaker 16: something sarcastic to say.
- 26:33Speaker 3: Very rarely serious.
- 26:34Speaker 16: He's kind of blaming me. He said he was more
- 26:36Speaker 16: of a company man when he came in here. And
- 26:38Speaker 16: now he's much the last. He's blaming it on me
- 26:40Speaker 16: for whatever reason. But that room, it's got to be.
- 26:43Speaker 16: The best of the line rooms are the ones that
- 26:44Speaker 16: just nonstop cut up and make fun of each other.
- 26:47Speaker 2: All right, so he's basically saying we got a funny-ass
- 26:50Speaker 2: offensive line room. Who's the 67 he's talking about? Is
- 26:53Speaker 2: that Brock Hoffman, the new guard they plugged in? All right,
- 26:56Speaker 2: so then Aaron Rodgers was asked, hey, is the quarterback
- 27:00Speaker 2: room fun like the offensive line room?
- 27:03Speaker 16: Yeah, it's not a lot of serious stuff on there,
- 27:05Speaker 16: especially with two. He's got his list of jokes every
- 27:08Speaker 16: single day.
- 27:08Speaker 3: All right, now he's talking about Mason Rudolph. He's got jokes.
- 27:11Speaker 3: He's about to troll Mason Rudolph big time.
- 27:13Speaker 16: Mostly directed in my direction. Very tight-lipped about his own
- 27:16Speaker 16: personal life and his own endeavors.
- 27:18Speaker 2: Okay, Mason Rudolph is not tight-lipped about his personal life
- 27:22Speaker 2: or his endeavors or his political beliefs. Mason Rudolph has
- 27:27Speaker 2: made some of those things clear over the years. Remember
- 27:29Speaker 2: when the dating app picture came out of Mason using
- 27:33Speaker 2: the denim overalls?
- 27:34Speaker 3: That's right! Right, dude.
- 27:36Speaker 2: He had the cowboy picture as his dating app. At
- 27:39Speaker 2: any time, Rodgers could be like, come over here and
- 27:42Speaker 2: see this. Oh, check out this boy. It's his dating
- 27:45Speaker 2: profile picture. Aaron Rodgers trolling Mason Rudolph here.
- 27:48Speaker 16: I got the young guys constantly trying to find things
- 27:50Speaker 16: on him. It might open him up a little bit.
- 27:53Speaker 16: We had a clip in there today we were trying
- 27:54Speaker 16: to watch, and he was way too sensitive.
- 27:56Speaker 3: About it, so he had to walk out.
- 27:57Speaker 16: But, yeah, I love our quarterback.
- 28:00Speaker 3: All right, that's Aaron Rodgers. He's just trolling Mason Rudolph. 100%.
- 28:03Speaker 2: Because Mason Rudolph, with his beliefs, he's not going to
- 28:07Speaker 2: see something that offends him. So Aaron Rodgers telling the media.
- 28:10Speaker 2: He saw something that was sensitive and had to walk out.
- 28:12Speaker 2: Somebody needs to ask Mason Rudolph what that is because
- 28:14Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers is absolutely hilarious. He's just trolling the dude.
- 28:19Speaker 2: As we continue to milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the
- 28:22Speaker 2: Steelers content.
- 28:24Speaker 3: Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the Steelers content. Funniest guy, though?
- 28:29Speaker 2: Jennings Dunker, the offensive lineman with the red mullet.
- 28:32Speaker 16: Dunker, he has a responsibility. Every single day, he's got
- 28:35Speaker 16: to tell a joke up front. And he is phenomenal.
- 28:37Speaker 16: I mean, it is from... Dave wanted a training camp
- 28:40Speaker 16: back in Latrobe. He'd go up there, he puts his
- 28:42Speaker 16: little hand up, says his name, where he's from. A
- 28:45Speaker 16: little fun fact we started adding to it, which was great.
- 28:48Speaker 16: I can't wait for the fun.
- 28:48Speaker 3: Facts every day.
- 28:50Speaker 16: And then the jokes. I mean, he's probably about 95%
- 28:52Speaker 16: as far as the ones that hit. Donkey better get
- 28:55Speaker 16: up there. We tried some other guys. Max is giving
- 28:57Speaker 16: a joke. Wedgin, not good jokes. Eli, not very good.
- 29:02Speaker 16: Drew is getting better. Drew has to give us a
- 29:04Speaker 16: joke every day. But Jenny is phenomenal. But the delivery
- 29:09Speaker 16: is just absolutely spot on. It is unbelievable.
- 29:13Speaker 3: He loves Jennings Dunker.
- 29:14Speaker 2: He's the funniest guy who's been around in 20 plus
- 29:16Speaker 2: years in the NFL. Dude, you know it started as
- 29:18Speaker 2: a goof. It's just like, Dunk, get up here and
- 29:20Speaker 2: start every team meeting. And now he gets up there
- 29:23Speaker 2: and the guy's probably just going nuts.
- 29:24Speaker 3: Absolutely.
- 29:25Speaker 2: He tells probably the most basic joke. 95% hit rate
- 29:28Speaker 2: on a joke. That room loves Jennings Dunker, dude.
- 29:33Speaker 3: The room just goes crazy.
- 29:35Speaker 2: Steelers, of course, will be down in Tampa this weekend.
- 29:38Speaker 2: They're flying to Paris.
- 29:39Speaker 3: They're having fun.
- 29:40Speaker 2: Dangerous team when you start laughing and having fun together.
- 29:48Speaker 2: Got your chance to win some Jonas Brothers tickets this
- 29:51Speaker 2: morning around 830. Also, Coach Tomlin was on the Kelsey
- 29:55Speaker 2: Brothers podcast, New Heights podcast yesterday.
- 29:59Speaker 3: Travis Kelsey wanted to be a Steeler at one point.
- 30:02Speaker 3: Mean Joe Green was involved in the story, too. That's
- 30:06Speaker 3: an all-timer right there. That's one of the stories you're
- 30:08Speaker 3: not going to forget.
- 30:09Speaker 2: We'll get to that coming up around 825 here on
- 30:12Speaker 2: 96.1 KISS. It is Mikey and Bob. Let's get to
- 30:14Speaker 2: this talkback message brought to us by One Team Media.
- 30:17Speaker 3: Oh, my God. All right.
- 30:20Speaker 17: I'm listening to the show live today.
- 30:23Speaker 3: Okay. And.
- 30:25Speaker 8: Kaka, you weren't kidding in the movers group when you
- 30:28Speaker 8: said you were roasted.
- 30:30Speaker 3: Roasted, yeah. Watching Love is Blind, yeah.
- 30:33Speaker 2: Oh my god, Kaka, I love you. Yeah, so a
- 30:36Speaker 2: wonderful listener of the show, Aunt Kaka. Uh, she's recapping.
- 30:42Speaker 2: Love is blind. The brand new season shot in Boston.
- 30:46Speaker 2: The first five episodes are out on Netflix. It's a
- 30:48Speaker 2: big show. There's a big show. This show does numbers.
- 30:51Speaker 2: It'll be number one on Netflix when it's out. She
- 30:53Speaker 2: may or may not have been roasted. I guess it
- 30:57Speaker 2: took us through the whole venture with her. Yeah, do
- 31:01Speaker 2: you want me to get to the final Aunt Kaka
- 31:03Speaker 2: messages we got here? Again, if you're watching Love is
- 31:06Speaker 2: Blind Boston this year, here are some of Aunt Kaka's
- 31:10Speaker 2: thoughts from the, I guess, first couple episodes.
- 31:13Speaker 5: Okay.
- 31:24Speaker 3: That was about the guy Maury on the show. Not
- 31:26Speaker 3: a Maury fan. Not a Maury fan either.
- 31:28Speaker 1: Not a Maury fan.
- 31:29Speaker 2: See, Maury can go either way with me. He's a
- 31:32Speaker 2: big Swifty. He plays basketball. But he does seem kind
- 31:38Speaker 2: of like a mass.
- 31:39Speaker 3: Hole, though.
- 31:40Speaker 2: First episode, though. He's got plenty of time to reveal
- 31:42Speaker 2: his true self. See, you can't make any assumptions on
- 31:46Speaker 2: the first episode of Love is Blind because the people you.
- 31:48Speaker 3: Think, oh, they're going to get together, there's no chance
- 31:50Speaker 3: those two are getting together. And then the one you're thinking, oh,
- 31:53Speaker 3: she's very nice.
- 31:55Speaker 2: She's going to have some issue and she's going to
- 31:57Speaker 2: go home on the third episode or something like that.
- 31:59Speaker 3: So everybody calm down, all right? Now, let's get to
- 32:01Speaker 3: more Aunt Kaka. Recapping Love is Blind for us.
- 32:04Speaker 10: Can you hear this, boys?
- 32:05Speaker 11: Uh-oh.
- 32:09Speaker 3: Sounds like some drinking's going on now. All right.
- 32:11Speaker 8: Wine has entered the chat.
- 32:15Speaker 2: Wine has entered the chat as Aunt Kaka last night
- 32:19Speaker 2: is watching Love is Blind Boston.
- 32:21Speaker 3: Yep.
- 32:22Speaker 8: Do you know what my favorite fall saying is?
- 32:26Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to know this. What
- 32:27Speaker 3: would this be? I don't know. Okay, the wine's already out.
- 32:30Speaker 3: Aunt Kaka's favorite fall saying is.
- 32:34Speaker 8: Weed and wine make everything fine.
- 32:37Speaker 5: Love you.
- 32:43Speaker 2: I've never been to like a fall craft show or something.
- 32:47Speaker 3: Put it on a wood plank. I've never been into
- 32:49Speaker 3: a store. Decorative. I've never been to.
- 32:52Speaker 2: Any place that... Weed and wine makes everything fine. I
- 32:57Speaker 2: think this is the next level of those decorative kitchen
- 33:01Speaker 2: signs like live, laugh, love.
- 33:02Speaker 3: That people have.
- 33:03Speaker 2: We need to get some weed on those. Hey, all
- 33:07Speaker 2: these ladies aren't all here drinking wine. Aunt Kaka's proof
- 33:10Speaker 2: of that. A lot of ladies out here taking some edibles,
- 33:13Speaker 2: doing some weed. Put that sign right next to the
- 33:16Speaker 2: it's fall y'all sign. all right we got your chance
- 33:20Speaker 2: at jonas brothers tickets coming up around 8 25 chance
- 33:23Speaker 2: at a thousand dollars this morning around 9 10 961
- 33:25Speaker 2: kiss i'm mikey and bob if you saw somebody in
- 33:31Speaker 2: your neighborhood just naked you'd have a little laugh and
- 33:33Speaker 2: a smile too i mean then you'd be concerned like
- 33:36Speaker 2: what's gonna happen next but first time you see a
- 33:38Speaker 2: naked for you like ah whoa and then You're just like, uh-oh.
- 33:42Speaker 3: Am I in danger here? Stream the Mikey and Bob
- 33:44Speaker 3: podcast on iHeartRadio.
- 33:46Speaker 2: Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast,
- 33:51Speaker 2: but it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing
- 33:54Speaker 2: clips of the show, seeing pictures of us in our
- 33:58Speaker 2: daily lives.
- 33:59Speaker 3: Be our friends. Seeing pictures of my cats. That's right.
- 34:03Speaker 3: We're on Instagram, of course.
- 34:05Speaker 2: You can follow us, if you don't already, at FSMikey
- 34:09Speaker 2: for me.
- 34:09Speaker 3: At FSBigBob for me. FS stands for Freak Show. Yeah.
- 34:14Speaker 3: We made it a long time ago. It is what
- 34:15Speaker 3: it is.
- 34:16Speaker 1: What are you going to do?
- 34:16Speaker 2: Follow us on Instagram, at FSMikey, at FSBigBob, if you
- 34:22Speaker 2: love content. jonas brothers tickets coming up around uh 8
- 34:28Speaker 2: 30 this morning here on 96 one kiss it is
- 34:30Speaker 2: mikey and bob uh get on our free iheart radio
- 34:32Speaker 2: app you want to be part of the show today
- 34:33Speaker 2: or any day send us a talkback message brought to
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- 34:38Speaker 7: It's your friend lauren so my husband knows who you
- 34:41Speaker 7: are sees clips online but he's not a regular listener
- 34:43Speaker 7: like i am okay so i played the shark mating
- 34:46Speaker 7: noises clip for him and he enjoyed.
- 34:47Speaker 2: It Okay, yeah, Bob's shark mating noises from earlier this
- 34:51Speaker 2: week are a real showstopper. This was Bob making shark
- 34:56Speaker 2: mating noises earlier. Clearly gargling coffee.
- 35:09Speaker 3: Those were authentic.
- 35:11Speaker 7: The next morning he got up and he told me
- 35:14Speaker 7: he had a dream about you guys. You're waiting in
- 35:16Speaker 7: line somewhere. He had some conversation with Bob. The movers
- 35:19Speaker 7: put it out to me that this means that having
- 35:23Speaker 7: dreams about you does not mean that we're listening to
- 35:25Speaker 7: you too much.
- 35:25Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Bob. It's not Bob's birthday. It's New Year's Day.
- 35:28Speaker 2: I always think you're listening too much, taking in too
- 35:31Speaker 2: much show content when you have a dream about us.
- 35:33Speaker 3: Your husband's dreaming about me. All right. What's up? Hold on, though.
- 35:38Speaker 3: Let's get to... He doesn't even listen to the show.
- 35:43Speaker 3: Hell no. I'm in his dreams, though. Living rent-free. Mikey
- 35:47Speaker 3: and Bob, hello.
- 35:48Speaker 9: Wow, I got through to you guys.
- 35:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. It's kind of crazy. It's hard for
- 35:53Speaker 2: us to find the time to answer the phones.
- 35:55Speaker 9: By the way, this is Cornhole Joe.
- 35:57Speaker 3: Man, this is weird without your proper intro, you know?
- 36:00Speaker 3: You might have to just do it for us. No,
- 36:02Speaker 3: go ahead. What can we do for you?
- 36:04Speaker 9: You guys made my dream last night.
- 36:06Speaker 3: Sexy or not? I thought I.
- 36:09Speaker 9: You, we were out to eat. Bob was across the
- 36:12Speaker 9: table from us. Mikey, you were sitting to my right. Bob,
- 36:15Speaker 9: you weren't full size. You were like a miniature fun size, Bob,
- 36:20Speaker 9: like a 12 year old, but you, you still had
- 36:22Speaker 9: a mustache. So, um, but you were playing with a
- 36:27Speaker 9: conch shell.
- 36:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:28Speaker 9: You were making, um, Great puns. You were saying, hey, Mikey, look,
- 36:34Speaker 9: I'm driving a conjvertible, like pretending it was a car.
- 36:39Speaker 9: And then you're like, hey, Mikey, look, I'm a pilot.
- 36:44Speaker 9: I'm sitting in the conch pit and was playing with
- 36:47Speaker 9: the conch, pretending it was. And you're like, Bob, we're
- 36:50Speaker 9: out to eat with friends.
- 36:51Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 36:52Speaker 9: You know, can you can you put your conch away?
- 36:54Speaker 9: And Mike and Bob's like, I mean, we need content
- 36:56Speaker 9: for the show. So he starts filming himself playing with
- 36:59Speaker 9: this conch shell. Then the waitress brings a drink and Mikey,
- 37:04Speaker 9: you just start chugging and you slam the glass on
- 37:07Speaker 9: the table. And I'm like, well, that must have been good.
- 37:09Speaker 9: You're like, not really. So I'm like, what was it?
- 37:13Speaker 9: You're like, it's a new beer called Gator Nuggets. I'm like,
- 37:17Speaker 9: what is what is Gator Nuggets? And you're like, oh,
- 37:20Speaker 9: it's this beer that tastes like a Florida man's been
- 37:24Speaker 9: sitting out in the sun too long with a hint
- 37:28Speaker 9: of salt water and a hint of shame. You're like,
- 37:32Speaker 9: do you want some? I'm like, nah, man, I don't drink.
- 37:35Speaker 3: I'm good.
- 37:36Speaker 9: And then I woke up. So we didn't even get
- 37:38Speaker 9: to the meal.
- 37:39Speaker 3: Man.
- 37:39Speaker 9: It was the first time you guys had made my dream,
- 37:42Speaker 9: and I just felt the need to share. And I
- 37:45Speaker 9: figured I'd call instead of leaving a talkback, but I
- 37:48Speaker 9: was not expecting to get through.
- 37:49Speaker 3: I love that I was small, Bob, too. Why were
- 37:53Speaker 3: you fun-sized?
- 37:54Speaker 2: Teenage fun-sized form with the full mustache, though.
- 37:57Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 37:59Speaker 9: It was fantastic. But, yeah, you were just in your
- 38:01Speaker 9: own little world playing with your conch and pretending it
- 38:04Speaker 9: was a car and an airplane.
- 38:06Speaker 3: Wow.
- 38:07Speaker 9: Mikey, you were normal size, your regular fun self.
- 38:10Speaker 3: Nice.
- 38:11Speaker 9: But you ordered a Gator Nugget beer, and it tasted
- 38:16Speaker 9: like Florida shame. So thank you guys so much for
- 38:19Speaker 9: entering my realm of sleep.
- 38:21Speaker 2: Now, even though he was fun-sized Bob in your dream,
- 38:24Speaker 2: how did the conch look? Was it regular-sized conch? Was
- 38:29Speaker 2: it like big conch? Or was this also fun-sized conch
- 38:31Speaker 2: that Bob had at the table?
- 38:33Speaker 9: No, it was, it was definitely a big size conk.
- 38:35Speaker 3: Oh my hell.
- 38:37Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 38:37Speaker 1: Big size conk.
- 38:38Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
- 38:41Speaker 2: I feel like this is a Florida story.
- 38:43Speaker 3: It was so good.
- 38:44Speaker 10: It had a little bit of everything, but again, uh,
- 38:47Speaker 10: it was just a, a, a pleasure having you guys
- 38:50Speaker 10: with me, uh, and sharing in my, uh, my rapid
- 38:53Speaker 10: eye movement, uh, stage of sleep.
- 38:55Speaker 9: So thank you guys.
- 38:56Speaker 3: It's good stuff. Cornhole Joe. We appreciate you, bud. We'll
- 38:59Speaker 3: talk to you soon. All right.
- 39:01Speaker 1: Sounds good.
- 39:02Speaker 9: Have a good one.
- 39:12Speaker 2: Hey, how's your robot vacuums doing? You still got all
- 39:14Speaker 2: three of those that you won on MacBid last week? Yeah,
- 39:17Speaker 2: I still got them.
- 39:17Speaker 3: They all work?
- 39:19Speaker 2: Uh, yeah.
- 39:20Speaker 3: Yeah, actually they do.
- 39:21Speaker 2: Your DM's still full of people thinking that you're just
- 39:23Speaker 2: going to give away robot vacuums to people now because
- 39:26Speaker 2: you have too many?
- 39:27Speaker 3: I feel like I could be a, uh.
- 39:30Speaker 2: vacuum wholesaler, like a robot vacuum wholesaler at this point. Well,
- 39:35Speaker 2: just keep buying them, dude. Keep buying them. Start your
- 39:38Speaker 2: own business. Bob's RoboVax.
- 39:40Speaker 1: Oh, man.
- 39:40Speaker 5: Yep.
- 39:41Speaker 2: Let's get to this talkback message here. It's 96.1 KISS.
- 39:43Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob talkback messages brought to us by One
- 39:46Speaker 2: Team Media. Hey, good morning, Mikey and Bob.
- 39:47Speaker 1: It's John the Screaming Taylor Swift, man.
- 39:49Speaker 18: I've been catching up on the podcast, and I've heard
- 39:51Speaker 18: about Bob's robot vacuums.
- 39:53Speaker 3: I know that he named it Rick.
- 39:55Speaker 2: I just want to point out that Bob has missed
- 39:57Speaker 2: a chance to name it Rick Sivak. Oh, no, that's
- 39:59Speaker 2: its name. That's actual. I mean, you're catching up on
- 40:02Speaker 2: the pod. You'll get caught up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 40:06Speaker 3: Great minds. It's named Rick Sivak.
- 40:09Speaker 2: Yeah, you were on to it. You're locked in there.
- 40:11Speaker 2: That's the one you're keeping, right? In honor of Rick
- 40:14Speaker 2: Sivak from WQED. Rick Sivak. Hey, you know what today is, Bob? Well,
- 40:21Speaker 2: it's Thursday. You know what the Steelers do?
- 40:24Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I forgot. You know what the Steelers
- 40:27Speaker 3: do today? I forgot. You know what it is?
- 40:30Speaker 1: We crank it pretty hard Thursday night.
- 40:33Speaker 2: Oh, man.
- 40:33Speaker 3: Thursday night.
- 40:35Speaker 2: It is Mike McCarthy who previously said that they crank
- 40:39Speaker 2: it pretty hard Thursday night.
- 40:41Speaker 3: What that means. Lock in, boys.
- 40:42Speaker 2: What that means is that right now, all the Steelers
- 40:46Speaker 2: have their plays, their assignments and everything, and now it's
- 40:49Speaker 2: just time to crank.
- 40:52Speaker 3: On a Thursday night, right?
- 40:54Speaker 2: And then Mike McCarthy, yesterday, was asked about Deshaun Elliott, right?
- 41:00Speaker 2: Steelers safety has been out for a while. Deshaun Elliott. Hey,
- 41:04Speaker 2: is he going to play down in Tampa? Is he
- 41:05Speaker 2: coming back?
- 41:06Speaker 18: I mean, he's definitely, you know, someone we would love
- 41:10Speaker 18: to get out there sooner than later. So, you know,
- 41:13Speaker 18: he's chomping at the bit. But, you know, there's a schedule,
- 41:15Speaker 18: you know, for him this week. And I just hope
- 41:18Speaker 18: we keep checking that box and get closer and closer.
- 41:21Speaker 1: So.
- 41:22Speaker 18: Yeah, he's definitely a veteran player that swings a big
- 41:25Speaker 18: stick here.
- 41:26Speaker 3: Oh, man, we can't keep doing this. McCarthy, we can't
- 41:28Speaker 3: keep doing this, bud.
- 41:29Speaker 2: You've been so good since you've been to Pittsburgh, dude.
- 41:33Speaker 3: He doesn't even know. Maybe he does know. Maybe he
- 41:35Speaker 3: does know. Mike McCarthy, you.
- 41:37Speaker 2: Got to stop, quit saying sexy things, man.
- 41:41Speaker 3: Big stick swinging? So wait, hold on.
- 41:45Speaker 2: You mean.
- 41:46Speaker 3: On a Thursday? We're swinging big stick? You want me to.
- 41:51Speaker 3: I can't, man.
- 41:53Speaker 2: I just.
- 41:56Speaker 1: Please, big sticker.
- 41:58Speaker 2: Oh, man.
- 41:58Speaker 3: Oh, damn. On a Thursday, too?
- 42:01Speaker 1: We crank it pretty hard Thursday night.
- 42:04Speaker 3: Swinging a big stick. Cranking it hard. Cranking it hard. No,
- 42:10Speaker 3: we can't do this.
- 42:11Speaker 2: This was Coach Tomlin's thing where we slowed him down
- 42:14Speaker 2: being sensual.
- 42:15Speaker 3: He keeps walking us into it.
- 42:18Speaker 1: Oh, man.
- 42:20Speaker 2: Cranking it on a Thursday. Swinging a big stick. The
- 42:22Speaker 2: boys are down in. Man, you're going to crank it
- 42:26Speaker 2: on a Thursday.
- 42:27Speaker 3: Swing a big stick. And then you're going to take
- 42:28Speaker 3: it down to Florida where they allow all that to happen. Yeah.
- 42:32Speaker 3: Here we go.
- 42:34Speaker 2: Coach Tomlin was on the Kelsey Brothers podcast, the New
- 42:38Speaker 2: Heights podcast.
- 42:39Speaker 3: He was great on that podcast.
- 42:41Speaker 1: He was.
- 42:41Speaker 2: And Travis Kelsey, of course, married to Taylor Swift, was
- 42:44Speaker 2: telling a story about how he kind of wanted.
- 42:48Speaker 3: To be a Steeler. And he's from Cleveland.
- 42:50Speaker 2: We will get to that next round, 825. Also, Jonas
- 42:52Speaker 2: Brothers tickets around 830. It's Mikey and Bob. 96.1.
- 42:55Speaker 5: Kiss.
- 42:57Speaker 3: We have your chance at.
- 42:58Speaker 2: Jonas Brothers tickets coming up in just a couple minutes
- 43:00Speaker 2: here on 96 on Kiss.
- 43:01Speaker 3: It is Mikey and Bob.
- 43:03Speaker 2: Brand new episode yesterday of the New Heights podcast, of course,
- 43:06Speaker 2: with Travis Kelsey and his brother Jason Kelsey. They do
- 43:08Speaker 2: a fantastic job. Of course, Taylor Swift's been on it before.
- 43:12Speaker 2: That was a massive episode. They do a good job.
- 43:14Speaker 2: When it comes to football season, a lot of football.
- 43:16Speaker 2: They had Coach Tomlin. as a guest yesterday on their podcast.
- 43:21Speaker 2: This is the Kelsey brothers, basically just talking about coach Tomlin,
- 43:24Speaker 2: you know, obviously he's on a football night in America,
- 43:27Speaker 2: Sunday nights on NBC, but.
- 43:30Speaker 3: He is definitely still a Steeler.
- 43:32Speaker 2: Fan and cannot maintain the bias of, Oh, I just
- 43:36Speaker 2: treat all the teams equally.
- 43:37Speaker 12: Have you been getting any problems with coming off like you're,
- 43:41Speaker 12: you're favoring the Steelers at all?
- 43:42Speaker 13: To be honest with you, I don't care if I do, man, like,
- 43:45Speaker 13: How could you be somewhere 19 years, man, and had
- 43:49Speaker 13: a personal, really a personal stake in most of those
- 43:53Speaker 13: guys being there and not care for them, not root
- 43:56Speaker 13: for them, not be for them? I'm not going to
- 43:57Speaker 13: pretend that I'm not. I just, I can't do that. Certainly,
- 44:00Speaker 13: I got a job to do and I'm going to
- 44:02Speaker 13: do it. But everybody knows where my heart is and
- 44:05Speaker 13: where my support is. And I'm not apologizing for that.
- 44:08Speaker 3: It makes you smile, doesn't it? That's awesome.
- 44:11Speaker 2: I knew we were going to love this dude so
- 44:13Speaker 2: much when he was done coaching. Because when somebody's in
- 44:15Speaker 2: the thick of it when they're coaching, you don't get
- 44:18Speaker 2: a lot of their personality. You don't get a lot
- 44:21Speaker 2: of their, you know, they're.
- 44:23Speaker 3: Almost like robotic. Like it's a 24-hour job.
- 44:26Speaker 2: The most personality we got out of Tomlin usually was
- 44:28Speaker 2: like a Tomlinism that was somewhat funny. You know, like
- 44:31Speaker 2: there wasn't any of this stuff.
- 44:32Speaker 3: All right.
- 44:32Speaker 2: Coach Tomlin's on the Kelsey Brothers podcast, New Heights podcast.
- 44:36Speaker 2: And there was a situation where they were talking about
- 44:40Speaker 2: Coach Tomlin meeting with Travis Kelsey at the NFL Combine.
- 44:44Speaker 2: that's where like you go after you you know play
- 44:47Speaker 2: college football you go to the combine they measure yeah
- 44:50Speaker 2: yeah i do like yeah interviews and stuff with teams
- 44:54Speaker 2: with teams this listen what coach tomlin did here made
- 44:59Speaker 2: travis kelsey want to be a pittsburgh stealer and he
- 45:02Speaker 2: grew up obviously hating the stealers he's from cleveland.
- 45:05Speaker 12: It was during the combine so we were in one
- 45:07Speaker 12: of the hotel rooms and we're going over film and
- 45:10Speaker 12: I remember there's not a lot of light in those
- 45:13Speaker 12: hotel rooms, but there's always the one wall light. And
- 45:16Speaker 12: for whatever reason, you put Mean Joe Green right under
- 45:20Speaker 12: that light.
- 45:20Speaker 3: Hold on.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Coach Tomlin had, honestly, one of the most intimidating Pittsburghers
- 45:27Speaker 2: of all time.
- 45:28Speaker 3: Still a giant man, Mean Joe Green.
- 45:30Speaker 2: From my memory, Mean Joe Green's never been on the
- 45:32Speaker 2: coaching staff. Did he just bring him to the combine
- 45:35Speaker 2: and been like, we just need you. We just need
- 45:37Speaker 2: a couple hours every day, Joe. We need you to
- 45:39Speaker 2: sit there. For the interview process. Hold on.
- 45:42Speaker 3: Are they in a hotel room? Yeah. Is Mean Joe
- 45:45Speaker 3: in the corner chair? Oh, no.
- 45:49Speaker 12: And it just felt like I was being intimidated. Did
- 45:52Speaker 12: you put him back there to intimidate guys?
- 45:55Speaker 1: By design.
- 45:56Speaker 3: Okay. Hold on one second.
- 45:58Speaker 2: Coach Tomlin is intimidating Travis Kelsey with the presence of
- 46:02Speaker 2: Mean Joe Green?
- 46:03Speaker 3: Yeah. This man's married to Taylor Swift. This is an
- 46:07Speaker 3: incredible story.
- 46:07Speaker 9: Hold on.
- 46:09Speaker 13: Hey, seriously, first of all, you're not a real football
- 46:12Speaker 13: guy if you didn't recognize who that was.
- 46:14Speaker 2: All right, so you're sort of testing Travis. It's like
- 46:17Speaker 2: you walk into the hotel room and it's Coach Tomlin
- 46:20Speaker 2: and me and Joe Green.
- 46:21Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
- 46:22Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I hear you.
- 46:24Speaker 13: If you did recognize who it was, then it certainly
- 46:27Speaker 13: was a component of intimidation.
- 46:29Speaker 1: Hey, I remember it. I remember it perfectly.
- 46:32Speaker 13: You walked out of the room and I was like, man,
- 46:34Speaker 13: there's a little bit of a risky edge to that guy,
- 46:37Speaker 13: but I want a piece of that.
- 46:39Speaker 3: This is the Kelsey brothers.
- 46:43Speaker 2: They're talking to Coach Tomlin on the New Heights podcast.
- 46:46Speaker 2: Coach Tomlin's right.
- 46:47Speaker 3: There's a little bit of edge to Travis Kelsey. A
- 46:48Speaker 3: lot of pieces of it, though. And why he wants it.
- 46:52Speaker 13: I was like, man, that guy could go either way, man,
- 46:54Speaker 13: but that's what you're looking for.
- 46:57Speaker 12: And I walked out of there like, man, I know
- 46:59Speaker 12: I grew up in Cleveland, but, I mean, it'd kind
- 47:01Speaker 12: of be pretty dope to be a steal underneath that
- 47:04Speaker 12: guy as a head coach, man.
- 47:05Speaker 2: Man.
- 47:06Speaker 3: Almost happens. Almost happened. Could have had him.
- 47:09Speaker 2: Could you imagine if this all happened here in Pittsburgh?
- 47:12Speaker 2: Mean Joe Green's just in the corner watching. Oh my gosh.
- 47:17Speaker 2: He's so large. Does bromance unfold? There's no way he
- 47:21Speaker 2: comfortably fits in a corner hotel room chair either. Those
- 47:25Speaker 2: aren't made for people that are bigger size like all
- 47:28Speaker 2: of us. It's just not outstanding job on the new
- 47:32Speaker 2: heights podcast. Watch full episode, coach Tomlin and the Kelsey brothers.
- 47:35Speaker 2: Travis Kelsey kind of wanted to be a stealer. All right,
- 47:39Speaker 2: here's your chance at Jonas brothers tickets.
- 47:40Speaker 3: Good luck.
- 47:43Speaker 2: Little over a week, the Jonas Brothers are coming to town,
- 47:46Speaker 2: and we're giving away tickets.
- 47:48Speaker 3: Mikey and Bob, hello. Hello, good morning. Hi, who's this?
- 47:52Speaker 9: This is Alyssa.
- 47:53Speaker 3: Alyssa, how are you this morning? Everything good? I hope
- 47:55Speaker 3: it's going to be even better. Oh, Jonas Brothers tickets, right?
- 47:58Speaker 2: Yes.
- 47:58Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. Well, you're caller number nine, so it's better.
- 48:01Speaker 3: You win! Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much.
- 48:05Speaker 2: Jonas Brothers are playing the arena coming up on the 26th.
- 48:09Speaker 3: Don't worry to buy tickets, though. We got a pair
- 48:12Speaker 3: for you, okay?
- 48:12Speaker 1: Yes, thank you so much.
- 48:14Speaker 3: Yep, just hold on one second. We'll get all your details,
- 48:16Speaker 3: all right?
- 48:16Speaker 5: Okay.
- 48:17Speaker 2: Tall Kathy will have another chance for you to win
- 48:19Speaker 2: Jonas Brothers tickets later this afternoon. Set a reminder on
- 48:22Speaker 2: your phone to go off like around 4.30. I think
- 48:24Speaker 2: she's giving away the Jonas Brothers tickets, so tune in
- 48:27Speaker 2: for that. It is Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS.
- 48:30Speaker 2: It's time to say something nice. Say something nice. Say
- 48:37Speaker 2: something nice.
- 48:38Speaker 3: Hold on real quick. I got to just do this
- 48:40Speaker 3: quick intro. Say something nice.
- 48:42Speaker 2: Say something nice.
- 48:43Speaker 3: Say something nice.
- 48:45Speaker 1: Say something nice.
- 48:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I was a four-year-old there, so just had to
- 48:49Speaker 2: do that, right? Yeah, let's get to this. All about positivity.
- 48:52Speaker 3: Hey, boys.
- 48:53Speaker 17: How about a little ooey? Say something nice.
- 48:59Speaker 3: We want to do a little bit of that. Say
- 49:04Speaker 3: something nice. Say something nice.
- 49:07Speaker 17: This one goes right out to Aunt Kaka. You make
- 49:11Speaker 17: my day.
- 49:11Speaker 2: Yes, I heard your wine glass.
- 49:14Speaker 17: Yes, I wish I had some. And no, I don't
- 49:16Speaker 17: watch the show. But yes, Masshole is the term. I
- 49:20Speaker 17: spent 14 years in Rhode Island and absolutely agree.
- 49:24Speaker 2: That was Ann Kaka. She's been recapping Love is Blind
- 49:27Speaker 2: Boston for us.
- 49:29Speaker 3: I agree.
- 49:30Speaker 2: When Ann Kaka takes us on an adventure with her.
- 49:33Speaker 3: We go right with her. It's great. We go right
- 49:35Speaker 3: with her. Yeah. Uh, not sure she's sober. She was, uh,
- 49:38Speaker 3: drinking wine at least.
- 49:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 49:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 49:40Speaker 2: All right.
- 49:40Speaker 3: Let's get to another one. Say something nice. Say something nice.
- 49:48Speaker 2: Good morning boys.
- 49:49Speaker 15: This is Katie from Indiana and I want to say
- 49:53Speaker 15: something nice.
- 49:54Speaker 3: Say something nice. Say something nice. Say something nice.
- 50:02Speaker 15: To the staff members of Keystone Velocity. Veterinary Services and Shalacta.
- 50:06Speaker 3: Shalacta! Keystone Vet!
- 50:08Speaker 15: And to all of the listeners who have shared their
- 50:12Speaker 15: pet loss stories on the show yesterday, I had to
- 50:15Speaker 15: say goodbye to my best friend, Cook, of 15 years.
- 50:20Speaker 15: And everyone has made it such an easy.
- 50:23Speaker 11: Loving process.
- 50:24Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks, but... Horrible. You know, but when you're
- 50:27Speaker 2: going through stuff like that, like she said, then... you
- 50:30Speaker 2: really appreciate the people that work at veterinarian clinics and
- 50:33Speaker 2: stuff like that. And, you know, and we've had to
- 50:35Speaker 2: put pets, uh, you know, down and everything. We've had
- 50:40Speaker 2: people come to our house and do it, which is
- 50:42Speaker 2: a service you can get to. And it's just like,
- 50:44Speaker 2: you just appreciate those people that just the nicest people, man,
- 50:47Speaker 2: they know you're hurting their job every day is to
- 50:50Speaker 2: be with people like at their saddest. And a lot
- 50:53Speaker 2: of places I know our, our vet, like when we
- 50:55Speaker 2: had to take Sally, our bulldog, like the, they've known
- 50:59Speaker 2: sally for years too so it's not it's not easy
- 51:01Speaker 2: for anybody man that's just the worst i'm sorry.
- 51:04Speaker 3: Yeah well this wasn't so nice then i guess i.
- 51:06Speaker 2: Mean she said something nice about the she did yeah
- 51:09Speaker 2: maybe this will make us feel better if we say
- 51:14Speaker 2: something nice say something nice your chance to win a
- 51:18Speaker 2: thousand dollars get qualified to go to our sold out
- 51:21Speaker 2: iheart radio jingle ball in new york city that's coming
- 51:23Speaker 2: up around 9 10 it's mikey.
- 51:24Speaker 3: And bob No fighting, no fighting, no fighting. No fighting.
- 51:33Speaker 2: Wow, the Brewers beat the Dodgers last night in the NLCS.
- 51:37Speaker 2: The Brewers are up 3-0 on the Dodgers. Dodgers on
- 51:40Speaker 2: the brink here. Wow. That's not good for baseball, though. Well,
- 51:43Speaker 2: it's going to make them not play baseball next year.
- 51:45Speaker 2: Because everyone's going to be like, oh, we need a
- 51:47Speaker 2: salary cap. And they're going to be like, but the
- 51:49Speaker 2: Dodgers spent a bunch of money. They just lost the Brewers.
- 51:51Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.
- 51:52Speaker 2: We might not have a baseball season. And then it's
- 51:54Speaker 2: like you look at the Brewers and you're just like, hey.
- 51:56Speaker 3: Pirates, Brewers are doing it. Hey, Pirates, why can't that
- 51:59Speaker 3: be us? You have no excuses if the Brewers are
- 52:02Speaker 3: doing it. All right.
- 52:03Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. There's a
- 52:06Speaker 2: new season of Love is Blind out. it's a couple
- 52:08Speaker 2: of guys that are a Swifties, which, you know, I
- 52:11Speaker 2: enjoy big Taylor Swift fan. Both of us are, uh,
- 52:14Speaker 2: let's get to this talk back message here, uh, brought
- 52:16Speaker 2: to us by one team media.
- 52:17Speaker 3: Hey boys, mashed potato ravioli lady here. Hey, uh, quick
- 52:20Speaker 3: Taylor talk.
- 52:22Speaker 15: Um, I just had to think both of you because, um,
- 52:25Speaker 15: I don't know if it's, if it's a good thing
- 52:28Speaker 15: or a bad.
- 52:28Speaker 11: Thing, but, um, Taylor's new song, pink clouding, um, which we.
- 52:32Speaker 3: Know is a banger. Um, agree with you, Mikey.
- 52:36Speaker 15: It's, superior um i now think of it as pink
- 52:40Speaker 15: cladding i can't listen to it without hearing your angelic
- 52:44Speaker 15: voices Love it.
- 52:46Speaker 3: Okay. Pink cloud, pink cloud.
- 52:49Speaker 2: Yeah, Taylor Swift, when she released those four new songs
- 52:52Speaker 2: that are on Life of a Showgirl Encore.
- 52:54Speaker 3: That was your pick. That was my pick. That was
- 52:55Speaker 3: my favorite song out of the four. It was Pink Clouding.
- 53:01Speaker 3: Pink cloud, pink cloud. Here's my favorite part of the song, though,
- 53:06Speaker 3: the bridge.
- 53:07Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I hope you realize my kind of trouble
- 53:12Speaker 2: wasn't worth it And the way I treated you, you
- 53:14Speaker 2: never deserved it And I swear to God to this
- 53:16Speaker 2: day I wake up sad That I lost cause.
- 53:18Speaker 3: I'm a good person And I gave you zero reason to.
- 53:21Speaker 2: Believe it So be it But it didn't mean nothing
- 53:25Speaker 2: Because I could leave it I was pink, plodding from
- 53:32Speaker 2: the thrill of it Ha ha ha It's a great song.
- 53:36Speaker 3: It's a great song. Pink Clouding.
- 53:38Speaker 2: Yes, why don't we listen to Taylor Swift, Pink Clouding.
- 53:40Speaker 2: Pink Cloud, Pink Cloud.
- 53:43Speaker 3: Sing it like a pitch, Berger, and think of us.
- 53:46Speaker 3: Your chance to win $ 1, 000 is coming up next. These
- 54:01Speaker 3: beautiful things that I've got. Chance for you to win $ 1, 000.
- 54:05Speaker 2: Get qualified to go to our sold-out iHeartRadio Jingle Ball
- 54:08Speaker 2: in New York City in December. That chance is coming
- 54:11Speaker 2: up next year in just a couple minutes. It's Mikey
- 54:13Speaker 2: and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Hey, you got to...
- 54:17Speaker 2: I know it's probably my fault just because of the
- 54:19Speaker 2: amount of mentions of Pokemon that I give while we're
- 54:22Speaker 2: in the studio and working together.
- 54:24Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 54:25Speaker 2: And I think it triggers your phone and your algorithm, too, because...
- 54:29Speaker 2: A lot of times Bob will be just in the
- 54:32Speaker 2: room with me here and just be like, hey, did
- 54:34Speaker 2: you see this? Like, you just said, hey, did you
- 54:39Speaker 2: see there's a Pikachu Beats pill now?
- 54:41Speaker 3: Like, yeah. Like a Beats speaker with Pikachu on it? Yeah.
- 54:44Speaker 2: It just shows up in my timeline because, you know,
- 54:47Speaker 2: I've been around you enough and we share enough Pokemon stuff.
- 54:51Speaker 2: I just wish these things would show up at my house.
- 54:53Speaker 2: I don't want to go out and spend money on them, though. Like,
- 54:56Speaker 2: I'm not paying, like, what is it? Like, 300 bucks
- 54:59Speaker 2: or 200 bucks for a Pokemon Pikachu Beats pill? Like,
- 55:04Speaker 2: a Bluetooth speaker? It's the.
- 55:06Speaker 3: 30th anniversary of pokemon right i.
- 55:09Speaker 2: Mean it's got a really sweet box and everything yes
- 55:11Speaker 2: 30th anniversary of pokemon it's actually impossible to catch them
- 55:14Speaker 2: all at this point because they've done so many collabs
- 55:16Speaker 2: with different yes if you're trying to own every piece
- 55:19Speaker 2: of pokemon merchandise it's impossible at this point like worldwide
- 55:24Speaker 2: pokemon pokemon's like two times bigger than.
- 55:26Speaker 3: Disney which is just crazy i.
- 55:29Speaker 2: Mean it's not here in the states really that much
- 55:31Speaker 2: but you What are.
- 55:33Speaker 3: We looking at? Headphones for the studio. Yeah, I know.
- 55:36Speaker 3: There's Pokemon headphones.
- 55:37Speaker 2: I'm sitting here trying to figure out what sort of
- 55:39Speaker 2: connection I need in the studio so I can go
- 55:41Speaker 2: buy black and yellow Pikachu headphones from Best Buy or
- 55:45Speaker 2: Target so I can rock them in here. Hold on, though.
- 55:48Speaker 2: Let's get to this talkback message brought to us by
- 55:50Speaker 2: The Pavement Group.
- 55:51Speaker 3: I'm making Bob Amanda here.
- 55:52Speaker 17: I just have to share this thought that's been stuck
- 55:56Speaker 17: in my head for weeks now.
- 55:58Speaker 3: So I've been playing Pokemon Go. There she is. That's
- 56:01Speaker 3: what I'm talking about. Never stopped. I never stopped. Ten years.
- 56:04Speaker 3: Been playing Pokemon Go, the app, on my phone.
- 56:07Speaker 2: Everybody back in 2016 had a fun summer.
- 56:10Speaker 3: That summer was awesome. Summer of our lifetimes.
- 56:12Speaker 1: It was.
- 56:13Speaker 3: Pokemon Go.
- 56:13Speaker 2: We were all so innocent before the lockdowns and whatever
- 56:17Speaker 2: the hell else has happened. You know when you do
- 56:19Speaker 2: hard drugs and people say, like, the first time you
- 56:22Speaker 2: get high, you're always chasing that dragon?
- 56:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 56:25Speaker 3: We're always chasing the dragon of summer 2016, man.
- 56:27Speaker 2: I remember it dropped right around 4th of July, too,
- 56:30Speaker 2: and we were on vacation.
- 56:33Speaker 3: Down North Carolina. You were in North Carolina? Yeah. Dude,
- 56:37Speaker 3: I remember people. I was out with them. Everybody's outside.
- 56:40Speaker 3: On the beach and the boardwalk and everything. Dude, everybody
- 56:42Speaker 3: was outside. What a time. Again.
- 56:45Speaker 17: And every time I go to feed a nanoberry to
- 56:49Speaker 17: a Pokemon.
- 56:50Speaker 2: Nanoberry.
- 56:51Speaker 3: I think of the description where it's like, make it
- 56:53Speaker 3: less erratic.
- 56:55Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta feed the Pokemon the berries to make
- 56:57Speaker 2: it less erratic. You gotta calm the Pokemon down so
- 57:01Speaker 2: Pokemon don't run away.
- 57:02Speaker 3: You gotta feed it a berry.
- 57:04Speaker 2: Drug them?
- 57:05Speaker 3: Well... Get them high?
- 57:07Speaker 2: No, it doesn't have anything to do with getting high.
- 57:10Speaker 2: Just feed the Pokemon, you know? Okay, listen, if I
- 57:13Speaker 2: gave you a bunch of cookies and you fell asleep,
- 57:14Speaker 2: did I drug you? What's in these cookies? Love?
- 57:18Speaker 3: And I say, make it less erotic. Okay, there's nothing.
- 57:21Speaker 3: And I have to double take and think about which
- 57:23Speaker 3: one is which. Okay. Thought you would appreciate.
- 57:25Speaker 9: Bye.
- 57:26Speaker 2: I mean, I do appreciate that you're playing Pokemon Go, but...
- 57:29Speaker 2: Is there a way to make Pokemon more erotic? I
- 57:32Speaker 2: might be back in on this Pokemon Go. Oh, geez.
- 57:35Speaker 3: Listen, Bob's about to do some searches.
- 57:36Speaker 2: Hey, for the next five days, through the entire weekend,
- 57:40Speaker 2: I'm about to get erotic Pokemon pictures that I, by
- 57:42Speaker 2: the way.
- 57:42Speaker 3: Do not want.
- 57:44Speaker 1: I do not want them.
- 57:45Speaker 2: Might have to block you on my phone. Don't give
- 57:48Speaker 2: Bob any ideas. Because he's going to start. Pikachu's got
- 57:52Speaker 2: that thing on him. First, he's going to start searching
- 57:54Speaker 2: on the internet to see what everybody else did. And
- 57:56Speaker 2: then he might doodle a couple himself. And then all
- 57:58Speaker 2: of a sudden, I'll get, all right, you know.
- 58:00Speaker 3: Pokemon erotic doodles. Don't do it. Safe search off. Okay.
- 58:05Speaker 6: Oh, my.
- 58:07Speaker 2: No.
- 58:08Speaker 3: Let's see.
- 58:13Speaker 1: Erotic Pokemon!
- 58:15Speaker 2: What's Pikachu doing with all that ass? Here's your chance
- 58:18Speaker 2: to win $ 1, 000. Good luck.
- 58:26Speaker 3: Kia boys are in the building. That's right.
- 58:29Speaker 2: We're both driving Kias right now thanks to our friends
- 58:31Speaker 2: over at the C. Harper Auto Group. Bob is in
- 58:34Speaker 2: a 2027 Kia Telluride Hybrid X-Line SX Prestige.
- 58:40Speaker 3: Hey, It's unbelievable.
- 58:41Speaker 2: It's a lot of titles, but that just means it's awesome.
- 58:46Speaker 2: I'm in a 2027 Kia Carnival Hybrid EX. It is
- 58:50Speaker 2: also awesome. By the way, if you're looking to buy
- 58:53Speaker 2: a Carnival, a Kia Carnival, or a Kia Telluride, we
- 58:56Speaker 2: both got the hybrid versions. You can actually buy the
- 58:59Speaker 2: vehicles we're driving right now, and they'll switch them out.
- 59:03Speaker 3: The ones we're driving. Yeah.
- 59:05Speaker 2: Haven't farted in either of them yet, too, if you're
- 59:07Speaker 2: looking for a fart-free car.
- 59:09Speaker 3: Christine's.
- 59:10Speaker 2: Yeah nice condition no farts no no farts yeah it
- 59:14Speaker 2: might smell a little weird hey i gotta be honest
- 59:17Speaker 2: i went down a wormhole yesterday dude what do you
- 59:19Speaker 2: mean it's mikey and bob here at 96 one kiss
- 59:23Speaker 2: have you been following the kelly clarkson birds bird store
- 59:26Speaker 2: story the the what do you mean by following because
- 59:29Speaker 2: i feel like i've seen it everywhere and i knew
- 59:31Speaker 2: she couldn't buy it and i got down the world
- 59:33Speaker 2: 15 15 grand for it or something was the story
- 59:36Speaker 2: like other than our podcast like one of my favorite
- 59:39Speaker 2: podcasts is pablo tory finds out you know he does
- 59:42Speaker 2: real journalism a lot of times it has to do
- 59:45Speaker 2: with sports he uncovers corruption and sports and everything like
- 59:48Speaker 2: that oblo's on the kelly clarkson he got the surveillance
- 59:52Speaker 2: video from the store called art of play. Now, if
- 59:56Speaker 2: you don't know this story, Kelly Clarkson tweeted out to
- 59:58Speaker 2: like her 8 million followers or whatever, all on social
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: media that this store treated her like Julia Roberts and pretty.
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: Woman, right?
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: Pablo Torrey finds out, gets the surveillance video from inside
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: the art of play store that shows the interaction and
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: That Kelly Clarkson hat.
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: The store's like a small business.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: Like a fancy toy store, but small business. Yes. They
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: have a... Like in... animatronic bird she was trying to buy.
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: It's not actually an animatronic it's an animatron whatever listen
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: i went down the wormhole so i know stupid things
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: like this what's that mean well it's it's it doesn't
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: run on batteries or anything like that it's not animatronic
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: it runs on vibes animatron yeah it there's no batteries
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: or it's all gears and pulleys and stuff like that
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: so this bird is on the wall of this uh
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: art of play store And there's only two of them
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: in the world. The other one is by the person
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: who created it in Washington. It's got a $ 15, 000 price
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: tag on it.
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: Supposedly. It does. Okay. It's on the wall. All right.
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: And Kelly Clarkson wanted to buy it for $ 15, 000.
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: Which is nothing to Kelly Clarkson. Store owner said that
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: it's not for that one. The person who made it
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: can make it like they have the other one. So
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: we can get you something comparable to that. And she
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: thought that was them basically saying like, you ain't got
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: the money for $ 15, 000 bird. You know, which in reality,
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: it's kind of crazy that they didn't just rip it
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: off the wall and throw it in the bag and
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: go anything you want.
- 1:01:35Speaker 9: Mrs.
- 1:01:35Speaker 3: Clarkson.
- 1:01:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: Like anything else.
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: Well, they didn't do that because then I learned it's
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: basically the mascot for this store and they do magic shows.
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: And it's the bird that's like the mascot for the
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: store that like leads off these magic shows. Do I
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: sound like an unhinged crazy person now? Because I know
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: way too much about this now. but I just want
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: to summarize it for everybody. Did you learn by watching
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: the video?
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: Kelly Clarkson's in the wrong here. Really do. Yeah.
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: I think once I saw the video and saw this
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: whole episode play out, I think there was just a misunderstanding,
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: but there was no big interaction with the store owner
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: and Kelly Clarkson. It's very fast. She was in the
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: store for like less than five minutes. It's a very
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: quick interaction. And, uh, yeah, I just think she thought
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: she could buy it. And they're like, well, no, this
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: one's not for sale. And she's like, it's about $ 15, 000.
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: And they're like, yeah, but that's not for this one.
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: That's for another one. And then they tried to sell
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: her a $ 2, 000 one that was comparable. And she's like, well,
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: then she took offense to it. Like, well, you're saying
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: I can't afford this one. And it wasn't ever that
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: it was just, it's not for sale. They said, did
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: anybody explain that to her?
- 1:02:44Speaker 9: No.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: And then she went and then, Not that that's a problem, either.
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: They don't need to explain it to her. The problem
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: why I think Kelly Clarkson is in the wrong is
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: because she thought she got bad service and just, oh,
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: you can't shop here.
- 1:02:57Speaker 3: She has 50 billion followers. I got pretty woman, too.
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: Then she blasted it out, and now the store is
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: getting threats and all that. And they seem like decent,
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: okay people. Just wanted to let everybody know that if
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: you want to talk to somebody about the Kelly Clarkson
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: bird story in New York City. Hey, somebody should let
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson know that. I mean, I ain't got a
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: robo bird, but I got some robo vacuums. A little
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: less than.
- 1:03:25Speaker 9: $ 15, 000.
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: No, hold on, though. I'll put one of my wife's
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: Target birds on it. I'll strap it. I'll tape it
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: to the top of it. All the different holidays, Kelly Clarkson.
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: We'll give you one for each holiday. I'll do your house.
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: Oh, my God. You don't need a $ 15, 000 bird.
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: You just need a couple robot vacuums with Target birds
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: on them. Is it okay if we get a little
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: unhinged here, I guess, this segment?
- 1:03:51Speaker 3: Okay. We'll talk about raccoons, and then we're going to
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: hear from Pittsburgh Macho Man. Oh. All right.
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: All right.
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS.
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: When you say raccoons, you mean Raccoon Tim?
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: No, no. It's our buddy Brandon. Okay. You can find
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: him on Instagram, Tourist Lookup.
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: He just does great Pittsburgh's videos.
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: He's got a great mustache. He drives a Jeep. He's
- 1:04:15Speaker 3: a cool guy. You know? And he's funny as hell.
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: He is. And his name on Instagram, tourists look up.
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: He's talking about raccoons. I have this theory that the
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: only reason.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: rabies.
- 1:04:27Speaker 14: Exists is to prevent me from owning a pet.
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: Raccoon i think raccoon tim our buddy who calls the
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: show uh every now and then i think he would
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: agree too yeah but also i think i think raccoon
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: tim has found the loopholes on raccoon ownership also brandon
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: i mean if you're really into it raccoon tim can
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: get you as many as you want we've learned yeah
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: also if you believe in yourself you can do anything
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be legal. If you believe in yourself,
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: you can get a raccoon.
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: You can. You can. There might be some consequences. You
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: can get one.
- 1:05:01Speaker 14: How many people do you know get rabies? Oh, how's
- 1:05:05Speaker 14: Billy doing? I heard he's out from school. He's got
- 1:05:07Speaker 14: another sinus infection. Oh, no, Billy's not doing good. What's
- 1:05:11Speaker 14: the matter with him? Oh, Billy's got rabies.
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: Get rabies.
- 1:05:14Speaker 3: When was the last time you heard about Billy getting raped?
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: Billy's freaking fine.
- 1:05:18Speaker 14: He'll be back to school in two days acting like
- 1:05:21Speaker 14: a jag, I'm sure.
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: I don't know if I've ever known anybody that's gotten
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: rabies before.
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: Have you known anybody? No, no. There was always the scare, though.
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: Watch out if that raccoon comes around.
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: It's probably got rabies. I'm slow, dude.
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: I'm not going to outrun a raccoon. That was always
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: a fear for me. It was personal. I was sharing
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: something personal with everybody. When we were growing up, your
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: fear was a raccoon foaming at the mouth because you
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: know if it had rabies.
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: Do they do that, though? When they got the rabies,
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: they foamed from the mouth, right? I'll be near a raccoon.
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: I don't think it's even real. I think the government
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: just made it up. Government might have made up rabies.
- 1:06:03Speaker 14: So I don't end up with a pet raccoon teaching
- 1:06:06Speaker 14: them how to do tricks, bringing them down to the
- 1:06:08Speaker 14: Stiller's tailgate.
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: Oh, man, if you've got a tailgate raccoon, you're winning
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: the tailgate.
- 1:06:13Speaker 14: Feeding them slices of Mancini's bread.
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: They're so freaking cute.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: Come on. There's something going on here.
- 1:06:20Speaker 14: Brandon, why would you want a pet raccoon?
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you want a pet raccoon? Come on, brother.
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: Get out of here.
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: Let me get a freaking pet raccoon.
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: Leave me alone.
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: Mind my business. You don't want a pet raccoon? Get
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: a chihuahua. Like chihuahuas, too.
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: But I think the thing that would worry me about
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: a pet raccoon is it scratching my eyes out.
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: They got them claws. What if you could toilet train it, though?
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Macho Man wants to say something. Do you want
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: to get to him here?
- 1:06:50Speaker 4: Sure.
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Marshall is here.
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: I have a question. I told you. I warned everybody.
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: I warned everybody now. I think it's fine if we
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: go off the tracks and we get proper warning.
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: We're off.
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: Okay. What is the most superior fighting style? Hold on.
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Macho Man wants to know what the superior fighting
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: style is?
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: Is it something Macho Man seems like? Why would you
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: come to us for that? We're not fighters at all.
- 1:07:17Speaker 3: Not kairate. It's not jiu-jitsu. Not kairate. Not jiu-jitsu.
- 1:07:22Speaker 4: Fight naked.
- 1:07:25Speaker 3: I was not expecting that one. Fight naked. Fight naked.
- 1:07:30Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Macho Manor. No one wants a man in the
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: dark street fighting you naked.
- 1:07:37Speaker 3: You know, he's right, though. I don't think you ever
- 1:07:39Speaker 3: want to fight a naked person, you know?
- 1:07:42Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: Something ain't right if you got a strange naked person
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: wanting to fight you, you know? True, true.
- 1:07:48Speaker 3: Windmilling, balls of fury. Oh, no, get away from me.
- 1:07:54Speaker 14: Bye.
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: Let's go. All right. And a little bit of let's
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: go pens at the end there.
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: Thank you, Brandon, for your commentary on pet raccoons. And
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: thank you, Pittsburgh Macho Man, for letting us know that
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: the most dominant fighting style is fight naked.
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: I just won a thousand dollars.
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: Hey, if anybody would like to join us after the
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: show today, me and Bob are going to be just
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: down the street at the get-go here in Bridgeville, probably
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: around 11 a.m. with our buddy Chef Tom. We're going
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: to have some lunch, but also... some spooky characters from
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: 100 acres manor just floating around too.
- 1:08:31Speaker 3: Spooky lunch.
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: We're just having lunch at gecko at 11 and there's
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: just characters from 100 acres manor there because why not
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: because yes all right yes i'm down for some spooky
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: time so if you guys aren't doing anything for lunch
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: here in the bridgeville area you want to see us
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: we'll be there uh 11 a.m hey come on down
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: come on down bridgeville's coming down uh let's see what
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: else we got going on here uh tall kathy's gonna
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: have another chance at jonas brothers tickets around 4 30
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: later today and then of course you got 12 more
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: chances try to win a thousand dollars get qualified for
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: a sold-out iheart radio jingle ball in new york city
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: uh next chance to be coming up in 10 minutes
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: here uh during the ryan seacrest show.
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: Yeah let's see what else we gotta do here oh
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: we gotta.
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: Name the podcast man uh we always name our podcast
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: weird things but it always has to do with something
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: from the show so our podcast sponsored by our good
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: friends over at the c harper auto group they got
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: us in brand new kias we're driving right now what
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: do you want to name.
- 1:09:31Speaker 3: The podcast today bab love is erotic pokemon yep I
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: can't wait.
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: I've got four more episodes of Love is Blind to
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: catch up on.
- 1:09:44Speaker 3: I don't know. Don't go too fast. I know.
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: That's the problem. I've got to pace myself. I'm going
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: to be done with them by Monday, though.
- 1:09:52Speaker 3: One more, one more, one more. Once I get through
- 1:09:54Speaker 3: the weekend, I'm going to blow it all through. By Monday,
- 1:09:57Speaker 3: I'll have all episodes of Love is Blind Boston watched,
- 1:09:59Speaker 3: I think. All right. Love is Erotic Pokemon, the name
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: of the podcast today. That's it for us. Ryan Seacrest, y'all.
- 1:10:04Speaker 3: I'm Ryan Seacrest.
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: WKST FM Pittsburgh, 96.1 KISS and iHeart Radio Station.