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Donald Drumpf Theatre: Retribution or I'm Waiting for The Man · Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

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  SPEAKER_03: It's time again for Donald Drunk Theater No one knows what is up or down Jack or
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  SPEAKER_03: white Legal or impeachable Everything is make-believe in Donald Drunk Theater So
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  SPEAKER_03: let's pull the curtain back We are controlling transmission if we wish to make it
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  SPEAKER_03: louder
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  SPEAKER_03: We will bring up the body.
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  SPEAKER_03: We can change the focus to a soft blur.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
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  SPEAKER_03: You've just crossed over into...
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  SPEAKER_03: I hear it's fake news, but maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think it's fake news, okay?
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, would I do that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_03: The president of the United States has the authority to do what the president has the authority to do.
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  SPEAKER_03: You will.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've declared myself as king.
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  SPEAKER_03: I learned a lot from Richard Nixon.
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  SPEAKER_03: When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.
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  SPEAKER_03: I could cause panic much better than even you.
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  SPEAKER_03: I could do much.
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  SPEAKER_03: I would make you look like a minor league player.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, Professor, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I would, Kent.
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  SPEAKER_03: Welcome to the resistance.
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  SPEAKER_03: I promise you for the remainder of the next four years.
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  SPEAKER_03: I will only speak to you in this tone of voice.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's already been a month since the election.
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  SPEAKER_03: Since Trump's victory half the country is excited and the other half is still at
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  SPEAKER_03: home in the fetal position.
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  SPEAKER_03: We appear to be in a transitional period where we are not sure about whether the
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  SPEAKER_03: ground we are standing on is solid,
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  SPEAKER_03: although the news media seems convinced that we are the roadrunner and the coyote,
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  SPEAKER_03: and the coyote has run over the cliff,
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  SPEAKER_03: and we just looked down and realized there's nothing under our feet,
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  SPEAKER_03: and now we are plunging to our deaths.
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  SPEAKER_03: because the news media is always very circumspect.
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  SPEAKER_03: We don't know what's going to happen when Donald Trump takes over.
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  SPEAKER_03: Unfortunately, we can't see into the future, but we have to be prepared for all outcomes.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know how helpful it is to get us shitting our pants this much this early,
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  SPEAKER_03: but I guess it's always important to stay on top of it.
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  SPEAKER_03: A new study amongst the nation's gun owners has found that more Americans are now
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  SPEAKER_03: buying firearms to defend themselves against toddlers who found their guns.
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  SPEAKER_03: At Cal's Gun Range in Peoria,
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  SPEAKER_03: Illinois,
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  SPEAKER_03: Stephen Rosser is just one of a growing number of Americans who cite protection
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  SPEAKER_03: from armed toddlers as their primary reason for owning a firearm.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, I got four young kids running around at home.
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  SPEAKER_03: I got to protect myself from them.
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  SPEAKER_03: Many other gun owners agreed if a child ever gets into their nightstand or unlocked
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  SPEAKER_03: gun safe,
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  SPEAKER_03: they just want a chance to fight back.
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  SPEAKER_03: If my three year old ever picks up the gun I left on the couch, I'll be ready.
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  SPEAKER_03: And with cases of armed toddlers on the rise,
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  SPEAKER_03: many states like Texas are taking action just this month,
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  SPEAKER_03: passing a new line in the sandbox law,
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  SPEAKER_03: making it legal to shoot any toddler in the same room as a gun.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's time that fascism is called fascism and Americans know exactly what they're voting for.
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  SPEAKER_03: Meanwhile,
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  SPEAKER_03: Joe and Mika Brzezinski Scarborough,
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  SPEAKER_03: who famously warned of the growing threat of Trump's fascism,
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  SPEAKER_03: had an interesting announcement to make.
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  SPEAKER_00: Last Thursday,
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  SPEAKER_00: we expressed our own concerns on this broadcast and even said we would appreciate
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  SPEAKER_00: the opportunity to speak with the president-elect himself.
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  SPEAKER_00: On Friday, we were given the opportunity to do just that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Joe and I went to Mar-a-Lago to meet personally with President-elect Trump.
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  SPEAKER_00: And for those asking why we would go speak to the President-elect during such
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  SPEAKER_00: fraught times,
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  SPEAKER_00: especially between us,
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  SPEAKER_00: I guess I would ask back,
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  SPEAKER_00: why wouldn't we?
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh...
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  SPEAKER_03: because you said he was Hitler.
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  SPEAKER_03: And so I understand if you don't know how the media works day in and day out,
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  SPEAKER_03: and you're just like watching this show day in and day out,
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  SPEAKER_03: I understand that you'd be like,
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  SPEAKER_03: wow,
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  SPEAKER_03: okay,
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  SPEAKER_03: man,
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  SPEAKER_03: man,
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  SPEAKER_03: that's sudden.
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  SPEAKER_03: But for media reporters to lie,
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  SPEAKER_03: to pretend that this is a shock to try to get clips,
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  SPEAKER_03: for Washington Post reporters and columnists say,
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  SPEAKER_03: how dare they go see him after they said he was a fascist,
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  SPEAKER_03: And that's exactly what the Washington Post is doing.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's exactly what the Wall Street Journal is doing.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's exactly what the New York Times.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know what you call it?
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  SPEAKER_03: You call it their job.
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  SPEAKER_03: And let me say this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let me say this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Two things.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can do two things at the same time.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can say he had fascist rhetoric and still go in and talk to him.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know why I do that?
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  SPEAKER_03: To get the read of the man.
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  SPEAKER_03: Look,
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  SPEAKER_03: I understand if you watch this show every single day,
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  SPEAKER_03: you dedicate time being a patron of this particular program,
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  SPEAKER_03: and you're just such a stupid rube,
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  SPEAKER_03: you don't understand how the media works.
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  SPEAKER_03: I get it.
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  SPEAKER_03: I get it,
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  SPEAKER_03: says Joe Scarborough,
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  SPEAKER_03: as he then shifts after insulting his audience to talk about,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know why I went down there?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we call out his fascist rhetoric, and then we did go down there to meet him.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know why?
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  SPEAKER_03: You know why I do that?
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  SPEAKER_03: To get the read of the man.
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  SPEAKER_03: Did you get your read on the man, Joe Scarborough?
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  SPEAKER_03: What reading of the man did you need?
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  SPEAKER_03: Joe Scarborough.
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  SPEAKER_03: What did you not know about Donald Trump prior to the meeting at Mar-a-Lago that
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  SPEAKER_03: you walked away having more knowledge and understanding having read the man?
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you not know enough about Donald Trump?
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  SPEAKER_03: I am your retribution.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am your retribution.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm not gonna let this happen.
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  SPEAKER_03: Detente, appeasement, I don't know what to call it.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know,
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  SPEAKER_03: Joe and Mickey didn't say much about it today,
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  SPEAKER_03: but according to my sources,
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  SPEAKER_03: they believed,
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  SPEAKER_03: they credibly were concerned that they faced governmental and legal harassment with
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  SPEAKER_03: this incoming administration.
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  SPEAKER_03: Essentially, that they feared retribution, and that's partly why they sought out this meeting.
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  SPEAKER_00: What kind of retribution are we talking about here?
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, I think there's a wide spectrum.
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  SPEAKER_03: And to be fair to Brzezinski and Scarborough,
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  SPEAKER_03: they're not the only MSNBC hosts or the only,
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  SPEAKER_03: the word journalist is complicated,
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  SPEAKER_03: right?
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  SPEAKER_03: Because they're more like personalities.
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  SPEAKER_03: But there are a number of journalists at places like the AP and other big news
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  SPEAKER_03: outlets that are concerned about retaliation in the coming months.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am waiting for my man.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am your retribution.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am your retribution.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not going to let this happen.
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  SPEAKER_03: They are anticipatory.
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  SPEAKER_03: Obedient.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm waiting for my man.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am your retribution.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am your retribution.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not going to let this happen.
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  SPEAKER_03: He comes.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's all dressed in black.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's never early, he's always late.
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  SPEAKER_02: The best thing you learn is that you always gotta wait.
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  SPEAKER_03: In 2016, I declare, I am your voice.
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  SPEAKER_03: Today I am.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am your warrior.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am your justice.
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  SPEAKER_03: And for those who have been wronged and betrayed, I am your retribution.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am your retribution.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to let this happen.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to let it happen.
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  SPEAKER_03: CBS News has learned that President Biden is considering issuing preemptive pardons
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  SPEAKER_03: for some of President-elect Donald Trump's biggest critics.
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  SPEAKER_03: Among some of the names being floated,
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  SPEAKER_03: Dr.
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  SPEAKER_03: Anthony Fauci,
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  SPEAKER_03: he served as a top science advisor during the height of COVID-19,
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  SPEAKER_03: you'll remember.
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  SPEAKER_03: You've seen California Democratic Senator-elect Adam Schiff,
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  SPEAKER_03: he led the first impeachment effort against Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: And Congresswoman Liz Cheney,
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  SPEAKER_03: who was part of the House committee that investigated the January 6th attack on the Capitol.
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  SPEAKER_02: I am your retribution.
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  SPEAKER_02: I am your retribution.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not going to let this happen.
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  SPEAKER_01: White House officials involved in these discussions say that they are concerned
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  SPEAKER_01: about possible retribution by Donald Trump and those around him when he takes office,
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  SPEAKER_01: because Trump himself,
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  SPEAKER_01: when he was on the campaign trail,
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  SPEAKER_01: said that he would be the retribution for people who had been wrong.
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  SPEAKER_01: he's been choosing like cash patel to lead the fbi have also said that they want to
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  SPEAKER_01: use the justice system to go after trump's foes and so that has led white house
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  SPEAKER_01: officials were told to discuss names with one another we're told that names of
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  SPEAKER_01: individuals have not necessarily been discussed specifically with president biden
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  SPEAKER_01: but they have debated whether this would be a good idea with him
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  SPEAKER_02: good I feel oh so fine into tomorrow but that's just another time
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  SPEAKER_03: You got a preview of what the president-elect plans to do in his second first 100 days in office.
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  SPEAKER_03: In an interview this weekend on Meet the Press,
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  SPEAKER_03: host Kristen Welker asked him about pardons for insurrectionists.
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  SPEAKER_03: You promised to pardon those who attacked the Capitol on January 6th.
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  SPEAKER_03: Are you still vowing to follow through with that promise?
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  SPEAKER_03: We're looking at it right now, most likely.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to look at everything.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're going to look at individual cases, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: But Trump doesn't just want to pardon criminals who attacked our government.
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  SPEAKER_03: He also wants to arrest the people who investigated the crime.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because here's what he said about the January 6th committee.
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  SPEAKER_03: Changing to something that's inexcusable,
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  SPEAKER_03: along with Thompson and the people on the unselect committee of political thugs and,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: creeps.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think those people committed a major crime.
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  SPEAKER_03: For what they did, honestly, they should go to jail.
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  SPEAKER_03: Nothing to see here, folks.
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  SPEAKER_03: He just wants to jail his political opponents.
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  SPEAKER_03: Since the election,
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  SPEAKER_03: President-elect Donald Trump says he would like to see members of the January 6th
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  SPEAKER_03: committee sent to jail.
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  SPEAKER_03: Honestly, they should go to jail.
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  SPEAKER_03: Or not.
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  SPEAKER_03: That is, of course, the incoming United States president, Donald Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: who this weekend was in Europe,
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  SPEAKER_03: continuing the long American tradition of not waiting for the inauguration to
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  SPEAKER_03: become president and head overseas and meet with allies and remind everybody how
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  SPEAKER_03: weird he is about shaking hands.
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  SPEAKER_03: Top down, up down, bottom, side to side, grab it, hit me on the flippity.
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  SPEAKER_03: And how seamlessly Trump resumed his official duties of looking bored as shit in meetings.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is so dumb.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, normally the first lady, Melania, would have been there to say to Donald, sit up.
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  SPEAKER_03: But another stroke of weirdness,
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump was apparently traveling with his predecessor's wife,
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  SPEAKER_03: attending the opening of the Notre Dame Cathedral with Jill Biden.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was a rare moment of conciliation,
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  SPEAKER_03: one that would have given this country hope had it not immediately been undermined
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  SPEAKER_03: by the returning president releasing an actual cologne ad belittling and
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  SPEAKER_03: sexualizing said moment.
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  SPEAKER_01: The caption there saying a fragrance your enemies can't resist.
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  SPEAKER_01: The men's cologne and women's perfume are both selling for $199.
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  SPEAKER_03: You won.
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  SPEAKER_03: You won.
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  SPEAKER_03: You don't have to push merch anymore.
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  SPEAKER_03: I find it hard to believe I'm saying this, but it's beneath you.
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  SPEAKER_03: He used a photo taken inside Notre Dame Cathedral to promote his cologne.
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  SPEAKER_03: Say what you will about Donald Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's the only president in history who's done that.
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  SPEAKER_03: I've seen you interview other people like Biden.
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  SPEAKER_03: I've never interviewed President Biden.
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  SPEAKER_03: When I say you, I'm talking metaphorically.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, metaphorically.
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  SPEAKER_03: He meant metaphorically.
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  SPEAKER_03: Five seconds after saying if he got caught lying, he'd stand up and say, you got me.
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  SPEAKER_03: He lies again.
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  SPEAKER_03: She asked Trump about his inauguration speech.
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  SPEAKER_03: He said the speech will focus on unity.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's against it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump also said he isn't going to seek retribution against people like Liz Cheney
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  SPEAKER_03: and Adam Schiff,
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  SPEAKER_03: but that they should go to jail.
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  SPEAKER_02: I beg your pardon.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he also weighed in against the idea of babies who were born in the United
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  SPEAKER_03: States getting what is called birthright citizenship.
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  SPEAKER_03: You promised to end birthright citizenship on day one.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is that still your plan?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_03: The 14th Amendment, though, says that, quote, all persons born in the United States are citizens.
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  SPEAKER_03: Can you get around the 14th Amendment with an executive action?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, we're going to have to get a change.
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  SPEAKER_03: We'll maybe have to go back to the people.
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  SPEAKER_03: But we have to end it.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're the only country that has it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Through an executive action?
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, we're the only country that has it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not even close to true.
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  SPEAKER_03: He says that over and over again.
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  SPEAKER_03: He says we're the only nation that has it.
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  SPEAKER_03: There are actually three dozen countries besides ours that have it.
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  SPEAKER_03: You said during the campaign you had concepts of a plan.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you have an actual plan at this point for health care?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, we have concepts of a plan that would be better.
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  SPEAKER_03: Still just concepts?
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you have a fully developed plan?
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  SPEAKER_03: Let me explain.
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  SPEAKER_03: Obamacare stinks.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's lousy.
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  SPEAKER_03: There are better answers.
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  SPEAKER_03: If we come up with a better answer, I would present that answer to Democrats and to everybody else.
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  SPEAKER_03: When will we see your fully developed plan?
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  SPEAKER_03: When are you going to show the public that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't know that you'll see it at all.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because it's invisible, only the smartest people can see it.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am the one that saved Obamacare.
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  SPEAKER_03: Obamacare, when I took it over, was a disaster.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I made it workable.
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  SPEAKER_03: It hasn't showed 20 million people.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because of me.
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  SPEAKER_03: He saved Obamacare.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like that volcano saved Pompeii.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's mysterious.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's so many lies.
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  SPEAKER_03: And this guy, he's got no facts left to give.
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  SPEAKER_03: And not only did Trump save Obamacare,
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  SPEAKER_03: he's single-handedly responsible for the popularity of an exciting new word called groceries.
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  SPEAKER_03: Groceries.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's a very simple word, groceries.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like almost...
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, who uses the word?
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  SPEAKER_03: I started using the word, the groceries.
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  SPEAKER_03: When you buy apples, when you buy bacon, when you buy eggs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's what it is.
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  SPEAKER_03: I never knew it, you know?
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  SPEAKER_03: Grocery, oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Before President Piggly J. Wiggly, no one had ever heard that word before.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump was asked to reassure worried Americans that his policies would not
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  SPEAKER_03: make things worse and said,
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  SPEAKER_03: and this is an exact quote,
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't guarantee anything.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't guarantee tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_03: Can't guarantee tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_03: When Trump said make America great again, was he only talking about until the close of business hours?
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump insisted during the campaign that despite the warnings of economists and
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  SPEAKER_03: common sense,
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  SPEAKER_03: his tariffs would not make prices go up.
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  SPEAKER_03: He promised they'd actually go down.
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  SPEAKER_03: We've got to get those costs down, and I'm going to get them down.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna bring those costs way down.
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  SPEAKER_03: When I win, I will immediately bring prices down starting on day one.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you believe Americans can afford higher prices because of tariffs?
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  SPEAKER_03: They're not gonna have higher prices.
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  SPEAKER_03: We have to get the prices down where bacon is up.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, bacon.
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  SPEAKER_03: We don't order bacon anymore.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's too expensive, right?
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  SPEAKER_03: But it's all up too much, so we're going to get it down.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're going to take care of inflation and quickly,
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  SPEAKER_03: and we're going to get those prices coming down very,
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  SPEAKER_03: very substantially and very quickly.
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  SPEAKER_03: If I win,
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  SPEAKER_03: We will rapidly defeat inflation and I will make America affordable again.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_03: We're going to make it affordable.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_03: We've got to bring those costs up.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_03: They call it groceries.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_03: Bacon, lettuce, tomato.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, everything is so much higher than it ever was.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_03: And we're going to bring that down.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_03: He was clear about very few things during his campaign, but this was one thing he never waffled on.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_03: Prices would not go up if he won.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_03: That is a Trump guarantee.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_03: You are now proposing tariffs against the United States' three biggest trading partners.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_03: Economists of all stripes say that ultimately consumers pay the price of tariffs.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_03: Can you guarantee American families won't pay more?
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: I can't guarantee anything.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_03: I can't guarantee tomorrow.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_03: When you were campaigning, you were guaranteeing everything.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_03: Prices will come down,
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_03: America will be respected,
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_03: and now that you've won,
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_03: you're coming off like an inspirational Instagram post.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_03: Tomorrow is not guaranteed, my friend.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_03: Live to the fullest.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_03: It's not a great sign when the incoming president talks like a depressed existential philosopher.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_03: He sounds like a character from a French New Wave film.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_03: Trump suddenly can't guarantee that his policies won't do the one thing he
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_03: consistently promised not to do,
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_03: and the one thing everyone said they would do.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_03: And that's for an obvious reason.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: Tariffs raise prices.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone knows that.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_03: If you want to argue that tariffs are necessary to curtail foreign imports of stuff
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_03: like cars or steel in order to boost domestic production of those things,
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_03: then fine.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_03: But you can't argue they magically lower prices when they do the opposite.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_03: Why the hell am I explaining this?
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_03: No one cares.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_03: I guess Trump can't guarantee that prices won't go up because he's too busy working
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: on his plan to deport American citizens.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_03: Although,
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_03: watch him explain how this plan would work as it slowly dawns on him in real time
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_03: that it would be an absolute disaster.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_03: Let me ask you about another group of people,
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_03: the estimated 4 million families in America who have mixed immigration status.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm talking about parents who might be here illegally, but the kids are here legally.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_03: Your borders are... You're talking about separation?
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I mean, there are two aspects to this.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_03: Your border czar Tom Homan said they can be deported together.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_03: Is that the plan?
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't want to be breaking up families.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_03: So the only way you don't break up the family is you keep them together and you
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_03: have to send them all back.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_03: Even kids who are here legally?
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_03: Well, what you're going to do if they want to stay with the father?
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_03: Look, we have to have rules and regulations.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_03: You can always find something out like, you know, this doesn't work, that doesn't work.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'll tell you what's going to be horrible.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_03: When we take a wonderful young woman who's with a criminal,
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_03: and they show the woman,
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_03: and she could stay by the law,
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_03: but they show the woman being taken out,
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_03: or they want her out,
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_03: and your cameras are focused on her as she's crying,
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_03: as she's being taken out of our country,
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_03: and then the public turns against us.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: That's why, before we do anything, we have to deport the cameras.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, yeah, bud, you're right.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's going to be horrible.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_03: Did you forget you were describing your own plan?
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_03: Whoever came up with that idea is going to regret it.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_03: That's what stupid son of a bitch.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_03: it's going to be horrible when they try to deport a wonderful young person who's
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_03: legally allowed to stay,
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_03: who's struggling to get by.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_03: She used to love to drive me wild, yeah.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_02: But, lady, girl, you'll get your kicks from just to drive me down.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_03: Obviously, Trump lied about bringing prices down.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_03: His tariffs are a fake solution.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_03: If he really wanted to bring prices down,
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_03: he could choose instead to tackle corporate profit and price gouging,
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_03: but his cabinet will have more billionaires than any administration in history.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_03: Trump doesn't really care about the challenges working people face.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_03: He only cares about tariffs and deportations.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_03: Thanks for the songs this week from In Order To Survive,
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_03: The Velvet Underground,
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_03: Lynn Anderson,
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_03: Bruce Springsteen,
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_03: and Golden Earring.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_03: And thanks for the clips and excerpts from Louis Black,
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_03: Jon Stewart,
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_03: Coyote and Roadrunner,
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_03: Mika Brzezinski,
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_03: Joe Scarborough,
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_03: Jesse Dolomore,
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_03: Brian Stelter,
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_03: Abby Phillip,
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_03: Stephen Colbert,
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_03: Kristen Welker,
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_03: Jim Acosta,
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_03: Jimmy Kimmel,
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_03: and Seth Meyers.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_02: Faces in my house and fears that we've known Our weekends will know that the moon can start
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: Bye.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_03: Bye.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_03: Bye.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_02: Basketball.