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Episode 8: Donkey Dudettes Take Over w/ Sharadawn Jones · Random Ass Dudes Podcast

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Welcome to RAD. Hi Jerigos boys, the wives are
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taking over. That's right, the donkey dudes
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are off duty and the donkey dudettes are in charge.
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From smutty books to ranch life, mom moments to roasting their
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husbands, nothing is off limits. So grab your drink and brace
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yourselves, because it could be a wild ride.
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Hello. We are back.
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So we are obviously the wives, rad cast wives and I'm Natalie,
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I'm Sam. And our special guest today is
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Sheridan. So Cher, Don, we wanted you to
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come on because you're just amazing.
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We love hanging out with you when we get our nails done.
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Seriously, you are the light of our lives Every.
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Three weeks. Yes, we get so excited that our
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husbands love that we spend money now on stickers for our
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nails. Yeah, mine hasn't complained,
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not. Once.
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Yeah, ours. But maybe they are so supportive
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all the time. So, well, it is a relief that
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your husbands approve. Of your nails.
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I met Sheridan through Mackenzie When I moved out here.
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I was getting my nails done regularly at different salons
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and absolutely hated the outcome of them, so Mackenzie referred
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me to you and all the way around Wickenburg.
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And it was love at first sight. And we have been inseparable
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ever since. Yep.
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And then I have been working on being a better girl instead of
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being a troll all the time. And I used to get my nails done
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religiously stopped because I just didn't feel like going.
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I went for Vegas last year and Natalie took me with her to
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Sheridan, and it was love at first sight for me.
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And so she can't get rid of me. Yeah.
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Yeah, Sam, you really have to work on your girls, girl.
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Hey I need to work on my girls girl too.
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Let me tell you a story. Oh God.
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We went to Disneyland together, me, Sam, our cousin, well, your
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cousin, my sister-in-law and her best friend, and we're getting
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ready to take a picture with Pocahontas, OK?
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Mind you, Pocahontas is Natalie's favorite Disney.
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She's. Hot.
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She's hot. She is.
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Well, like yeah, yeah, yeah, she is.
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But like, I broke that. VHVHS is a tape that used to
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play on TV, not streaming. Yeah, you had to like.
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It was put it in the VSR right V no VCRVSR.
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Yeah, maybe you should do research.
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My bad, I used to have all kinds of VHS tapes, I just, it's been
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too long. Anyways, we had just got done
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eating lunch and I looked to Sam and I said Sam, was there
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anything? And what Terry?
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She goes, no, you're good. Liar.
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So I looked over to Ashley, my sister-in-law.
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I'm like, I, I do not trust her. Is there anything on my teeth?
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She's like, Oh yeah, buddy, hi. I'm sorry.
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It's gonna take a photo with my favorite Princess.
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Did you just not look close enough and.
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I I must have, I don't know. I'm hi.
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Thank you so much. Thank Sugar Plum.
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This is our our our bardo girl, our bottle girl.
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Yeah, you're. Just set it in there, yeah.
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Good job baby, you did it. Oh oh.
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You just sprinkled up bottle service.
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Yeah, I'm your cousin. Wow, I like where this is
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headed. Oh man OK so anyways, Sam needs
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to be a better girls girl so. I love you.
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I've been doing better, Remember?
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I even caught something in the back of your teeth yesterday.
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Yeah, you did. Could not say the same thing.
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Oh, a girls girl. OK, I thought you meant a girly
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girl. Well, early on I need to be a
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better girly girl. OK, I also need to be that.
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We did go shopping like what, last year?
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To get her makeup, yes. Besides that, you looked.
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Flawed. One of the girls at the salon I
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was getting laid for 1/2 a second so I told her I need you
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to help me wait. Can we back up?
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Oh, we'll get there. We'll do that.
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OK. But I was like I so there's this
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girl at the salon, her name's Jeannie.
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She's the the girliest girl of all the girls.
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And I said I, I need help like I have I have sports bras and
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granny panties like I need I need the girl things.
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And so she took me shopping and got me lingerie that I I never
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ended up wearing. But anyways, we left and I said,
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you know, that if I would have done this by myself, I would
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have walked out of here with sweats.
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Yeah, you know, totally sweats. Yeah, I always.
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Think I'm gonna get some cute lingerie and I'm like, you know
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what? This pajama set looks real
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comfy. I'm all the way to.
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Concert nowadays, yeah, and it's only on for like half a second.
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Right, right. So why spend the money on the on
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the Lacy stupid shit when? Just get naked.
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I know I agree. Somebody told me, well, when you
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buy the Lacy stuff, you wear it under your dress or your outfit
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all day. No, no.
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I am absolutely not doing that Lacy shit up your ass.
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Absolutely. Not no.
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I want to be comfortable on my date.
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Yeah, I don't, no. Yeah, agreed.
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With the like the wire poking into me?
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No, just I'll take the bralette. I literally came home yesterday
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from being out with you and I was like, I can't, I can't do
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this anymore. Get this.
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I changed. I would like to try the
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crotchless panties though, because I'm wondering if that
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was like where with your parts, yeah, or would that just get in
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the way? I don't know, sometimes I feel
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like your jeans would get. Yeah, that would make me.
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OK, I don't think you're wearing crotches.
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Panties with jeans. Well, yeah.
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Yeah, it's actually. Can you dress or something?
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When you go to your like girl races or your food food
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charities can you wear the crotches panties and let us know
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how it works? No, I'm kidding me.
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How are just thinking about it, Yeah.
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Yeah. No, girl, I'm not doing that.
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No. Did you guys see on the subject
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of that in we're in New River, they're doing a bikini barrel
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race next weekend. Could you imagine?
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Absolutely not. That's.
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For like 19 year old barrel racers.
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Can you imagine? No, no I can't.
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I'm chafing just thinking I am too.
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Like even just petting Dusty his hair just.
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Well, I'm just picturing all the things that are going to be
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jiggling around. Yeah, you know.
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Nobody. Something's going loose, yeah.
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It's something, but do you have to?
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Do the people that come to watch have to sign a waiver because.
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What if your titty flies out right?
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Yeah. It's a family event.
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What if? And your boob falls out.
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Could you? I would be more than fired.
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Drake would be like, well, that shouldn't have happened, yes.
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Well, I've been to some barrel races where the teenage girls
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are already got some shit possibly falling out.
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So I don't. Know but no, I don't know that
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you got to sign a waiver I. Don't know.
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Oh, I couldn't. I don't care to ever find out.
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Actually, yeah, Nate. Nate was like when I had saw it
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on Facebook, he's like, so you're gonna sign up?
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I'm like, no, no, no, I'm not signing up for this barrel
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reason. Are you kidding?
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Me. What are we, 17?
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No. No, I don't know.
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I don't want no. No, I I just want to walk on
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Dusty. Like just just just go stroll.
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A leisure, A leisurely. I'm not there yet.
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Maybe there's like bikini trail riding.
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You know, probably not because I'm a I'm a One Piece type of
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gal. Me too, me too.
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Mama's got to keep everything in I.
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Try. I can't.
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I can't. Commit to a one piece to.
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A one piece. I don't know why I've tried.
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Do you feel? Constricted.
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I do feel a little constricted. Speaking of keeping everything
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in, I'm having a real problem keeping my ass in my underwear.
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Is there like some kind of underwear that you guys wear
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that your ass doesn't eat? Like it's every fucking pair.
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I I mean sometimes I just don't even wear them because they're
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up my ass all the time. The only thing that's come close
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is like the cute little boy shorts, but still.
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Those guys up my ass, too real. Stuck up there, so no, I'm
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picking wedgies all day. Yeah.
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Sam and I brunch yesterday were thinking of different Shark Tank
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ideas like Oh yeah for. The.
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Cups and the underwear. Well, you know how some some I'm
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gonna say garments. I I don't even know they have
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like that sticky kind of like sticky stuff.
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Yeah, they need underwear. Yes, that have the sticky, the
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non slip on like the edges of the ass.
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Yeah, so they don't work their way into your butt.
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Hole, yes, but they have to make, you have to make sure
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'cause like swamp ass, it's a thing.
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They're in Arizona so and I swear I just have swamp as 24/7.
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Right? So do I, I'm pretty sure I have
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it. But even when I went on a trail
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ride with Shane, I complained about my wedgie the whole time.
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I'm like, I am on this horse. It is uncomfortable.
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I need underwear that works. I just don't wear underwear when
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I ride but I have a fear. Have you, there's a video on I
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think TikTok, I saw it on TikTok or something and it's this girl
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and, and she's running barrels and she goes around the first
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barrel and her horse slips and she comes off and it rips her
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pants. Off.
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I think I've seen that. And I mean.
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She has granny panties on. She's got underwear on though,
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but that happened to me. Yeah, I'd be mortified.
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And would that happen to you? Not the underwear.
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That would be the bikini race right there, yes.
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It would be probably like the porn race.
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Yeah, that would be worth anything like and nothing under
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there. It'd be the nooty.
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Running at that. Point.
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Yeah, man. Yeah, I couldn't.
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No, no. Thank you.
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While we're on the top topic though of girl races, are you
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still training? Like tell us something?
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No, not. Really.
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I mean, I I didn't train. I trained for the public a long,
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long time ago. Not barrel horses, but my son
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I'm representing. Yeah, I saw that.
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I love. It my son is a barrel horse
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trainer and I just am kind of like the barn bitch.
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Now I did take an outside horse earlier this year.
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I had an old client get ahold of me and and asked me, nor are you
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still taking outside horses And I'm like, no, I haven't in a
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long time. I I kind of just like to buy my
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own Colts and then train them and then I can take my time and
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I don't have an owner up my ass, you know, and expectations and
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all that kind of stuff. But anyways, I was like, yeah,
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I'll take the horse. But like, I have some
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requirements. I'm getting a little too old to
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get my ass handed to me. So I need to know, does this
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horse buck? Like what?
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You know? No, no, no.
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He says, you know, he sends me all these videos of this horse
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and, and I get him and he's OK right at 1st and didn't, didn't
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know anything. And so I had to put a handle on
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him, which that's my favorite part.
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I, I love, I love that I like riding Colts and I, I like
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putting a handle on him and, and the progression and stuff like
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that. But anyways, this, this horse
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was doing great and I had a, just a little bit of an issue
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with him one day. So when I'm having that, I ask
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my son to help me out, you know, we help each other out.
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I said, hey, can you just get on this horse for me?
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He's kind of being a Dick in this one little spot.
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And so he's like, yeah, no problem.
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You've got him riding around really nice.
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And we were talking about what a good handle I'd put on him in a
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short time. He was coming along nice.
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We liked the way he moved and everything.
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Well, Ashton gets on him and he was kind of being a Dick.
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Didn't want to do something. And Ashton stuck a spur in him
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and he came unhinged and he bucked so hard.
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And my son just like sat up in the middle of him so
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beautifully. My son's a really pretty writer.
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And he rode this son of a bitch. And he bucked like dirty,
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rotten, bucked like trying to hurt somebody.
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And I was like, holy shit, I felt so bad because I was, I was
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not expecting that, you know, and here I am, you know, we're
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talking about what a good handle this horse has on him.
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And then this happens, you know, anyway, so after that, Ashton
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was like, you need to stay off this horse for a while.
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Well, he did it again a couple weeks later.
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And so I sent the prick home and I and now I'm just kind of like,
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I'll help Ashton if he needs it, you know, but I'm just gonna buy
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my own Colts and, and just train my own, start my own that that
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way I know they have a good start.
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And so no, I'm not really training outside of horses.
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When you buy your own Colts, are you giving them a specialty or
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are you just trying to break them and then they once you sell
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them off, they can kind of go their own way?
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Well, I kind of always tell Ashton, I mean, obviously we
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like specialize more in barrel horses, but I tell I kind of
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feel like when we get a horse in, it's like, you know, you
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never know how long you're gonna have them.
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You know, like Ashton has like AI think a 2 month minimum,
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which a lot of trainers do. A lot of trainers have like like
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a lot longer minimum than that. But anyways, I said, you know,
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whatever you get, I feel like it's your responsibility as a
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horseman to give that horse all the tools you can in the time
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that you have them so that they can go on and be a contributing
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member of society and have and have a future.
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So we really, we really concentrate on like brokenness,
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you know, because then if, if, if they're if they can't be a
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barrel horse, if they're not fast enough or whatever, they
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can, they at least have the, the tools to go on and be something
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else. But I mean, you know, Ashton
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specializes in in barrel horses and that's like the expectation
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like at the end. But they don't always.
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They don't always make it, you know?
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So oh. Goodness, but you started out
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what sorting and cutting, right? Well, I started out showing when
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I was like 7 and then I went from from show horses to cutting
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horses and then I didn't really get into barrel racing until I
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was in high school. OK.
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So, but I like, I really liked the cow horse stuff.
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That was kind of where my like foundation was, I feel.
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Like, cow horse is so pretty. I feel like it.
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There's such an art to it. Yeah, it's very maticulate.
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It's so nice. I just want to come in and say I
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know nothing about. Horses well, and it's, it's,
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it's been, it's hard going from like the cow horse stuff to
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barrel racing because in the cow horse stuff there's a lot of
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like, there's a lot of horsemen and in the cow horse stuff it's,
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it's, you know, how skilled are you as a rider and, and how well
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trained your horse is in the barrel racing.
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It's very different. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
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Oh my gosh. And then, Natalie, one day
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you're gonna learn one. Day.
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Apparently we're all supposed to go play polo.
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Yes. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, they're awful. Refilled, you guys.
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Thank you. I think Sheridan needs a
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refilled spiel. She does.
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I see her over there. I got you.
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Oh, smack. It's on my foot, it's.
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Fine, Natalie Spilt if you're not watching the video, Natalie.
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Listen, Natalie spieled. Listen.
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She had an accident. It's.
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It's delicious, by the way, isn't.
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It so good. You know, a couple weeks ago I
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was I have AI struggle with orange juice sometimes way too
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acidic. It gives me a heartburn.
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Yeah, and I had apple juice at the house and I'm like, you know
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what, let's try this out. It was probably one of the most
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delicious mimosas I have ever had.
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With apple juice. Apple juice.
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Yeah, and don't ask Natalie. Natalie doesn't like apple
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juice. I like apple juice, just not in
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my mimosa. I'm a Peach girl all day.
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I like, listen, we're gonna be real careful.
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With this one. Trying to oh, Cooper's Hawk.
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I've never been there. It's so good.
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OK, we should all definitely go. Should.
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Be added to our list. We've been, but should we?
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We're members of Cooker Cooters, Cooters, Cooters.
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Hawk, Cooters. Hawk.
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Thank you. Oh man, yeah.
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So Shane and I became members because we thought we'd go on
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more date nights and I think we've been date night twice
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there in the three years we've lived here.
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Was one of them with late night? One was with me, so we've never
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made it that far. But you know what?
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They're members and so are we. But we are religious about
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picking up our bottles every month.
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OK, so tell me how how does that work?
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So you sign up for the membership and you get.
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So depending on the membership you sign up for.
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So I think we both have the same one where we get 2.
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Bottles a month. A month and then. 60 bucks a
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month 2. Wine tastings a month.
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So that just means like I can go in once and then come back again
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in the same month, or I can go and take a friend with me and
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that's two wine tastings. Yeah, and the food is good.
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The food is. So good.
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And then if you don't pick up your bottles, like if you happen
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to go for dinner and you're like, hey, here's my card or
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whatever, like can I grab one of my bottles that I have and
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they'll bring you a bottle and they put it in like a full
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little decanter. I know it's so fancy.
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Nice. It's not an extra charge or
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anything 'cause you've already bought the wine with your
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membership. So it's girl math.
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It's basically. It's a free.
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Bottle. It's a.
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Free bottle of wine when you're at dinner.
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Or a bubbly with your munch. I know I've only been to one
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wine tasting, so my me and my friend Aaron, we went to a wine
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tasting at Lost Cab. OK, I know that's like the
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resort out in Wickenburg. Yeah, it's so good wine tasting.
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Yeah, they do. They have one like once a month,
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but it's OK. But it's like, it's like 150
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bucks I think. But it comes with like a four
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course meal. Like fancy shit, like which fork
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do I use type of shit, right. And then and you kind of like
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dress up, you know? Girly they, you know, I like
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dressing up. It's super fun.
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I just very excited about putting on companies.
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Anyways, it's a fun. It's the atmosphere is kind of,
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you know, that's kind of like why you're there, I guess The
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first time I ever went, I didn't like the food.
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I I don't like veal. Yeah, you.
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Know, give me a steak and yeah, yeah, but it was fun.
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But that's the only time I've ever done so.
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Basically, Sheridan is gonna invite us to Lost Cab.
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Oh, yeah. And we're just gonna have a
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little girls day. Yeah.
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And if we need to, because I feel like Sheridan's house is
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probably closer to this place, we'll just go.
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We'll just go there. Yeah.
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And then end up in jammies with more mimosas.
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Mimosas, yes. I like.
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That but so Sam picks up her bottles religiously from
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Kluber's Hawk. Yes, I think I have 15 bottles
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on my account. Yes, I sometimes.
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I haven't done it yet, but I'm probably gonna do it this next
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time when Nate and I go and like, grab our bottles.
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We're gonna go in at the same time, but we're not gonna act
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like we're not together. And use my phone number.
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And use her phone number so I can grab a couple bottles under
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her. Sorry, malfunction.
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I love that. OK.
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You're good. Yeah, but no, we'll have to do
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it because I do brunch now on the weekends.
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Only on the weekends, though. Yeah, it starts at like, what is
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what? Is wrong with.
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You. Oh man.
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How do you carry on? Thanks, Sam.
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Pause. Well, it's not flipping.
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I got the. Oh boy.
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The broken headset. Oh, you did it.
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I did. You did it.
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AE give me a Rubik's Cube, OK? This is really big.
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Oh, you can adjust that. Oh, look at.
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That see, you're so fucking near.
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I mean, really. You kidding?
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Have you never worn headphones before?
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In not in a very long time. Are you serious?
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They've kept the whole like, they haven't really changed
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much, just the quality. Everyone has the pods now and I
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don't have those, but I just have like one of your birthdays
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into your ears and then. You know what?
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For your birthday I'm getting you a pair of headphones like
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this. Like so you can wear them to the
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gym. To the gym.
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Yeah, yeah. Well, when I get there, well,
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apparently Hayden, Hayden told me I needed to get to the gym.
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And for those of you who don't know, Hayden is Natalie's 14
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year old. And she is she's opinionated.
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She. Is I.
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Don't know, that's good. Because her little cute little
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attitude, like no motherfucker ever going to push her.
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Oh, nobody's going to tell her what to do.
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Nobody's going to put their hands on.
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Her. Yeah, she Period.
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She's got a lot of growing up to do still.
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I mean, she's 14, but she can hold her own.
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She can. And she sticks up for herself.
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She's been really good lately, yes.
21:43
Sticking up for herself with some friendships that she's had
21:46
to say goodbye to. Yes.
21:49
Which is good. She needs to learn that.
21:51
And I think what's really, it's been really great since Nate and
21:56
I have come into Shane and Natalie's lives, like they're my
21:59
cousins, but I never, I didn't get to grow up with them.
22:03
And just there's an age gap and it's just, I didn't really see a
22:06
lot of my cousins growing up. And so over the last like year
22:10
and a half, I've really gotten to know like the kids.
22:12
I love the kids. Like at this point people ask,
22:15
you know, like she's my cousin, but she might as well, they
22:18
might as well be my aunt and uncle.
22:20
And we've just been, you know, helping.
22:23
And like I give her advice. I'm like, listen, I've had
22:26
friendships where they use me and it's like convenience
22:31
friendships. And I said, and it's the worst
22:33
feeling when you start to realize that.
22:36
And I I would rather have a small circle than a huge group
22:40
of friends. Yeah, that's why I don't have
22:42
friends, because women fucking suck.
22:44
Yeah, like they're just catty all the time.
22:47
It's just annoying. A lot of my best friends growing
22:49
up were boys. Yeah, maybe.
22:51
Because they were just chill and I was a Tom playing basketball.
22:56
I wanted to be outside playing kickball, basketball.
22:59
I was playing two hand touch with the boys in elementary
23:01
school like I was always hanging out with the.
23:04
Boys, I was near a period where I like, really tried to like I
23:08
wanted friends, you know, like I, I looked at like, you know,
23:12
the little fucking cliques and shit, you know, and I like, oh,
23:15
I have some girlfriends. But then it's like every time
23:18
you think you have friends you don't like.
23:21
And so then I just finally was like, fuck that.
23:23
I don't need anybody. With guys, they get over things
23:26
so easily. Seriously, they just.
23:28
They just dwell on it. It's.
23:30
Like man, we already talked about this.
23:32
With guys, there's no drama. There's no, you know.
23:35
I always joke that I'm one of the dudes like Shane.
23:38
Shane. Listen, I he his birthday is on
23:42
Monday. No.
23:43
Is it? Oh fuck no.
23:45
His birthday? No, no, I'm sorry.
23:47
It's in like a week. Not not just Monday.
23:50
It's not this Monday, sorry. It's the following Monday to run
23:54
the fries down on the It's on July. 28th because I don't know
23:56
when they're gonna yeah, I don't know when they're telling them
23:59
when the guys are gonna be like, hey, post, you know, like
24:01
release this episode. So this may or may not come out
24:05
on, on or before or after Shane's birthday, July 28th.
24:09
And he wants to go on like a ride, like a horseback ride with
24:14
Nate, my husband and some other cards.
24:17
Yeah, our brother-in-law and whoever else goes, but they
24:19
wanna go up north and I'm like, I'm pretty sure for like months
24:23
I'm like, I wanna take, I wanna take the girls up 'cause we have
24:27
mayors, the bitches love them, but they have bitches wanna take
24:31
them up north. And Shane reached out to Nate
24:34
the other day and was like, hey, do you wanna go for a ride?
24:36
Like, this is kind of my gift from Natalie, like just to Nate.
24:40
'Cause I am the best wife, yes. You are.
24:43
And you know, the next day I woke up and I was like, you
24:47
know, I'm a little offended I didn't get invited on this
24:50
horseback riding trip. I know it's for the boys, but
24:52
like, I'm one of the boys. It's so funny.
24:55
You said Shane's texting all the guys to go horseback riding,
25:01
right? Yeah.
25:02
And I'm like, why are you just texting the guys?
25:04
He's like, I don't know, I was gonna make it a boys trip.
25:06
And I'm like, all right, well, is everyone gonna say yes
25:10
because everyone usually cancels or like, you know, just don't
25:15
go, right? And I'm like, you know who's
25:17
been dying to go horseback riding on these beautiful trails
25:21
up north? Your cousin's saying.
25:24
And he just looks at me. I'm like, why can't you just go
25:27
ride with her? Why doesn't why does Nate have
25:29
to be with you? And he's like, I don't know.
25:32
And I just never thought about this.
25:34
You guys have great relationships with your
25:36
husbands. And I'm looking at this going,
25:38
Yeah, perfect opportunity to be by yourself.
25:41
Oh go on the boys trail ride. Nice.
25:44
I'm all for it. I might get out of the house.
25:46
Thank you. Bye.
25:47
So share it on I'm alone. Not.
25:49
All the time, but a couple times a month.
25:51
That sounds fucking crazy to me. Honestly, it's a nice little
25:54
break. It's really, it's there's times
25:57
where Nate and I know when he's been home for too long, they
25:59
were just getting on each other's nerves and he travels
26:01
and he comes back and we're fine.
26:03
But I'm just like, man. I miss those days because Shane
26:07
used to be gone all the time on storms and then he got this
26:10
sweet little set up with his job now where you know he's home at
26:14
a decent time and he gets his truck and he doesn't go on
26:18
storms. I need a husband that's gone for
26:20
like 11 months out of the year. I married him because he was in
26:24
the military. I knew he'd be gone.
26:26
So anybody listening Sheridan is not opposed to you living out of
26:33
state, maybe visiting once a year.
26:37
And what if things are good maybe twice a year?
26:39
Maybe twice a year. So I just so.
26:42
Oh gosh. OK, let's go on this subject.
26:45
I'm excited. So I have not dated in years.
26:49
I went through a really bad divorce and I'm fucking jaded
26:54
OK, and I'm cautious and I am very independent and I'm
26:59
probably independent to a fault. But anyways, I I got a wild hair
27:04
at my ass the other day that I was gonna maybe I was lonely.
27:08
I don't know what the fuck was wrong with me, but I got on
27:11
Facebook date. Facebook date.
27:13
Oh my gosh. No and I get I've done that
27:16
before but usually I only last like 5 minutes.
27:20
I get scrolling and I'm like no no, no, gross, disgusting, ugly,
27:24
no no no no no. And then I just delete the whole
27:27
thing 'cause I'm like fuck. This is too much.
27:29
Worse, Absolutely. There's nobody out there that
27:31
I'm like even remotely interested in.
27:33
So I just delete it. Anyways, again, got a wild hair
27:36
at my ass. Did the date, the Facebook date,
27:39
meet this guy? And I don't know.
27:41
I was, I'm usually like, they're like, oh, let's go meet for
27:45
coffee. And I'm like, OK.
27:47
And then I fucking chicken out at the last minute and I just
27:50
delete the whole the whole app. So that I don't have.
27:53
Oh my gosh, you ghost this poor man.
27:56
Yeah, I do that all the time. I do it all the time.
27:58
Apologies because if you've encountered Sheridan and she.
28:01
Like I have to put on a bra, I have to wear something besides
28:04
sweat. It's 2025, I need to wear a bra
28:07
now. I just don't want to do all.
28:08
Those things your armpits now. Well, anyways, I don't want to
28:12
do any of that. So I, I do, I ghost the dude and
28:15
then I just get off the app for a while.
28:17
Anyways, I really stepped out of my box and I went on a coffee
28:22
date with this guy. And usually when I do that, I, I
28:27
meet up with the guy I I literally want to, I get out of
28:31
my truck. I see them.
28:32
I want to get back in my truck and leave because I'm I'm just
28:36
like you look, nothing. Like you're like, Oh my God, are
28:39
you shared on No. No, no, no, but this guy was
28:43
cute and and I was like, all right, you know what I'm doing
28:45
this I'm I'm stepping outside my box.
28:48
My my oldest boy and my friends are like, you got to start
28:51
putting yourself out there. So I'm trying that right.
28:57
So I we go to we get coffee, blah, blah.
29:00
Anyways, we end up like spending the weekend together.
29:03
I totally like took this guy home and which is totally also
29:09
not like me, but here we are. And anyways, it comes down to
29:17
the sex part and it was a fucking disappointment and.
29:23
Oh no. That's the worst 'cause it's
29:26
already awkward. It is awkward and he made it
29:30
more awkward. I'm thinking, OK, you would
29:32
think a 47 year old man would like fucking take charge.
29:36
Nobody's doing. I had to take charge.
29:38
I had to be like, are we doing this or what?
29:41
You know, fuck, I don't have time to like you're at my house
29:43
all weekend, but let's do this, right?
29:46
So anyways, yeah, I'm super disappointed.
29:52
That's your first experience back out there, huh?
29:55
I wanted to say, are you fucking serious?
29:58
This is what we're working with here.
29:59
This is what we've got. Like this is not even worth me
30:03
taking my panties off, you know? And I wore a thong for this.
30:08
I bought lingerie for this. Like are you?
30:12
Myself and got ready for. This did he.
30:14
Drive himself to your house like how did he get thank God because
30:18
you're like. So then after that, I'm out.
30:21
I'm out. So did you have did you go
30:24
through with the sex or? I mean, I fucking tried.
30:26
It's. So glad I am not in the date.
30:29
I. Could not I?
30:31
Don't. I don't.
30:32
Know if I could have been as calm as you and just like, OK,
30:35
we're doing this, I would have been like, oh hell no.
30:39
Well, that's what I mean. That's how I want to be.
30:41
But that that bitch is gonna get chopped up into little
30:45
motherfucking pieces and stuffed in a trunk, you know?
30:48
So I'm trying to be nice, right? I'm trying to.
30:51
Oh my God. So.
30:52
So I mean, I have requirements, right?
30:55
I'm 46 years old and I don't, I don't, I don't need somebody,
30:59
right? I'm self-sufficient.
31:01
Like I do the things. I have the whatever, right.
31:04
And so, yeah, I mean, be nice to have somebody.
31:09
Like a partner, like yeah. You got to check all the boxes,
31:11
baby, you know, And you're only checking the boxes, right?
31:16
So then I've got a five stage clinger on my hands because and
31:21
I was stupid. Like I took him to my house, you
31:24
know, Dating 101. That's the first.
31:27
Thing that you don't fucking do that, you know, but I was horny
31:29
and I, I liked the guy and he was he's cute, you know, so I
31:32
was like, OK, but I'm going to tell you something.
31:36
The size of their hands is a good indicator.
31:39
Yeah, OK, yeah, tiny fucking hands.
31:42
I should have known. I should have known.
31:44
But I'm inexperienced, so I'm learning.
31:46
This is a process. So anyways, then, you know, I
31:51
can be pretty mean, but I didn't want to be mean to this guy and
31:54
hurt his feelings, you know? So he's like, oh, I get the
31:56
feeling that you're just, you're just really not into it.
31:59
I'm like, Oh yeah, thank you. Think.
32:01
Yep. And I said, so I gave him some
32:04
fucking song and dance about how I'm, oh, it just moved too fast,
32:07
you know, 'cause I don't wanna hurt the guy's feelings.
32:09
Yeah. How do you tell?
32:10
I mean, he can't help it, right? Or maybe he can go to the doctor
32:14
and at least work on. You know, honestly, I found out
32:19
they make like extenders that you can like clip on, yeah.
32:23
Well, he needs several of those. Didn't stop like I didn't.
32:28
I don't This conversation was with my other cousin.
32:32
Yeah, she was some wives that she was hanging out with.
32:36
They're like, yeah, I got an extender for my husband.
32:39
Wait. Do I know this cousin?
32:42
Oh my God. You could just, Oh my God, you
32:43
could talk about it later, but I had, OK, I think I know.
32:47
Yeah, but it wasn't for the our cousin husband, it was for her
32:50
friends got it. They were talking about it and
32:52
she was as shocked. I didn't know they made.
32:54
Those I did not either I. Just thought you had to like
32:58
take Viagra or something. I'm so I think I ruined myself
33:01
because. Being single for SO.
33:03
Long. Oh yeah.
33:05
When my kids were little, I didn't have a vibrator because
33:09
those little shits are into every and I knew I couldn't hide
33:13
that shit. I mean, they're they're, you
33:15
know, they're all over the place, right?
33:17
So I never had anything. Yeah.
33:19
Well, now they've gotten a little bit older.
33:21
So I'm like last summer, I'm like, fuck, yeah, Mama's getting
33:24
a big old vibrator, you know, So I I got a noodle.
33:28
OK. It's the best thing ever.
33:30
It's called Tracy's dog. Oh, I got on that one do.
33:35
You. Is it pink?
33:37
Yes, Yes. It's amazing.
33:40
Nothing can compare to that. Yeah.
33:42
I mean that big that that thing is big.
33:45
Well, I don't know if I got that size, but I do have a pink one
33:49
from Tracy's dog Well and it's amazing and it's ruined.
33:52
Me. It's ruined me.
33:54
It's changed. I might need to see it because I
33:56
know that I should have brought it.
33:58
I know. We should have set them out,
34:00
yeah. I feel like when it's out, you
34:03
know, there's that's another good thing about the kids being
34:05
my kids are gone for the summer and I miss them terribly.
34:07
And I get super fucking depressed and because it's
34:11
always just been the three of us, you know?
34:13
But I'll tell you what, when I get Tracy's dog out and I
34:15
suction that sucker to the countertop, I feel like I walk
34:19
by and I feel like it's like, hey, girl.
34:21
You know. I feel like it talks to me
34:26
anyways. OK.
34:27
Morally, the story is fucking size matters, girls.
34:30
Size matters. It matters.
34:32
And, and, and so I had to try to get rid of this guy without
34:37
hurting his feelings, which I usually don't have a problem
34:39
hurting. Somebody's the man.
34:41
Yeah. You're but I just didn't.
34:43
I didn't want to hurt this guy's feelings.
34:45
He's still randomly texted me just just, he's just fucking
34:48
angry about, you know, and I still, I'm like, I'm kind of now
34:52
to the point where I'm like, all right, motherfucker, you're
34:55
you're forcing me. You're going to force me into
34:57
hurting your feelings. Yeah, seriously, You just need
34:59
to. But watch this guy like show up
35:02
when Ashton's home. Oh God.
35:03
Or even. Hazel Oh, I would pity.
35:05
OK, he's 59. Have you guys?
35:07
I've seen my boys. Yes.
35:08
They're very big. I was going to say I don't I've
35:11
seen Ashton, I haven't seen Hazen in.
35:13
Real life. But Ashton is really tall, so
35:15
funny, so Hazen. Well, I pity the person that
35:18
pisses Ashton off because like, he's a tough son of a bitch, you
35:22
know? Yeah.
35:23
But he loves his Mama. Yeah, and they both do.
35:26
We have great relationship, but Hazen is so funny.
35:29
He calls me the other day and he says, so what's this I hear
35:33
about you going on a coffee date?
35:35
And I I laughed and I was like, yeah.
35:37
And he's like, so how big is this guy?
35:39
Like, do you think he works out? Like, am I going to have to
35:42
whoop his ass? Like he's just joking with me,
35:44
you know? And the guy was sitting next to
35:46
me when Hazen saw. And I wanted to say, baby,
35:49
there's you will not have an issue Like this guy, you know,
35:52
no, this, this, plus I fucking have a gun.
35:55
Come to my house. Yeah.
35:57
I would not want to cross shirt on an alley.
36:00
I'm not. No.
36:00
If I didn't know, Sheridan, you would scare me.
36:04
I'm not gonna lie. You would intimidate the shit
36:07
out of me. But now I know.
36:08
Like I'm in Sheridan, Sheridan's corner, Like in the red corner,
36:12
Sheridan, Jesus. And then I would be like your
36:15
hype woman in the back. I know for a fact.
36:17
Like, I would be sick. I'm the one bringing the snacks.
36:20
Literally. Yeah.
36:21
And I'm hyping you up. Like, yeah, but I got abuse.
36:26
That's me. I'm there.
36:27
Well, but I don't, I'm, I don't think that's what this guy said.
36:30
He goes, he said to me, God, I was really intimidated by you at
36:36
first. He's like, you seemed really
36:38
scary. And I said I am scary,
36:40
motherfucker. I am scary, not serious.
36:42
But really I'm not, I'm not. I just, I'm just not, I'm just
36:46
not gonna put up with some bullshit 'cause I have in the
36:51
past been a little fucking mouse, Yeah, you know, and I'm
36:55
not going to do that. Some people learned from those
36:57
experiences. Yeah, for sure.
36:59
I know some people who just keep going back to the shitty
37:03
situations. Sometimes it takes a lot of time
37:06
to learn. But let the guys.
37:08
Literally. Just date every single.
37:09
One that's called it. I saw this quote the other day
37:12
that said I don't want to be beautiful.
37:14
I want to be otherworldly and intimidating.
37:18
Yeah. That's what I'm going for, yeah.
37:21
Well, I think that you're a strong, independent woman and
37:24
any man would be very, very lucky to have you.
37:27
Yes, because I agree. Sex too.
37:29
Hello. Come on.
37:30
Like I. Always say that I'm like some
37:33
guy would be lucky to have me because I I like to fuck, you
37:36
know? Yeah.
37:36
Yeah, but and you're like. Strong, You do all this shit by
37:40
yourself. I'm not gonna lie like.
37:42
But I think that's, so I've been trying to like, I have mixed
37:48
feelings about going to like a therapist.
37:49
I think everybody could benefit from therapy.
37:52
Like even if you don't feel like you have anything that you need
37:54
to work through, I just think like becoming like the best
37:57
version of yourself. You know, I think therapies,
38:00
but, and I say that I know I'm going to stick my foot in my
38:03
mouth because I'm, I'm a little bit hung up on therapy a little
38:08
bit because for me, I'm, I'm 46 years old.
38:11
I've been through some shit and I don't want to go to a
38:15
therapist that's that's fucking 30 that just went to college and
38:19
has a piece of paper. You know what I mean?
38:21
That's never been through a goddamn thing and talks to me
38:24
like that. So I do this other this other
38:28
little. I have this app and it's like
38:30
journaling, but it then it like analyzes your journal entries
38:34
and kind of like tells you you're fucking fucked up and
38:37
shit, you know, and, and it tells me that when a woman is
38:42
like super independent, it's like a, a trauma response for
38:48
being let down, you know, And I think that's why I'm like Uber
38:53
independent, you know, I possibly, yes, I'm going to
38:57
agree with that. Yeah, I.
38:58
Would agree. I mean, so like I am
38:59
independent, but I, I do think that it, I think that's spot on.
39:04
There is. You have a bullshit attitude,
39:07
like you know what you want, you've been through things,
39:10
you're not going to go through it again.
39:12
You know you need a man, not a boy.
39:14
Yeah, and you don't need a man. You don't, right?
39:17
But you don't. Need a man like you want to have
39:19
a partner like you would be very it would be special for you to
39:23
share that with a partner. You know what I mean?
39:25
Like. That's something she.
39:27
Needs one. I'm just saying like, I'm just
39:30
like, on the topic of being the books, Yeah.
39:34
But like being a strong woman, like, and even like men like
39:38
Nate and I talk about this all the time.
39:39
He's like, I don't need you. Like, it's nice to like, you
39:43
know, I want you, right? You know what I mean?
39:45
And it's nice to have like a partnership and yeah, like a
39:47
team, like a partnership. My.
39:50
Team partnership for Shane. 'S family wouldn't agree, but I
39:53
don't need Shane, right? Like I can figure it out on my
39:57
own because I have. Before.
39:59
I I I want you in my life. Yes.
40:01
Like, you got to want to be with that person, and you also got to
40:04
be willing to grow together, too.
40:06
Hundreds. Everyone changes.
40:07
I'm not the same person I was five years ago.
40:09
Shit, Yeah, I was even the same person two years ago.
40:12
I was going to say last year, I'm completely different person
40:15
and I. Feel.
40:16
I feel like I've. Grown so much?
40:17
Yeah, we, you know, yeah, we're not the same.
40:21
Like you keep evolving and and growing and learning from
40:25
mistakes and just being better as a human, you know?
40:28
Yeah, yeah. That's awesome.
40:30
Yeah, so. That's such a beautiful topic.
40:33
Oh my God, I'm going to clip that and make a reel out of it.
40:35
Yeah. I have no idea how long we've
40:41
been talking, so I don't. Know what time is it, 852?
40:46
Eight. Are we supposed to keep track?
40:48
I wasn't told anything. I was just told we're not going
40:50
to be there. We can't get an episode.
40:52
You girls go do your thing. Yeah.
40:54
So I mean, we can keep yapping and then maybe, maybe what we do
40:59
is we do a Part 1 and a Part 2. Oh man, look at us taking.
41:02
Over how much champagne do we have?
41:04
Well. I mean, I've got more alcohol
41:08
inside. 4 hours and they'll come in here and we'll just all be
41:14
passing in here. She is going to come with a tray
41:17
of burritos, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
41:20
Well, so have you ever had? I'm going to butcher it.
41:24
I am so like chorizo, burritos, chorizo, chorizo.
41:27
I don't love chorizo. No, I don't love.
41:29
It Shane, if you can hear this, don't make the chorizo skip the
41:32
chorizo. Skip the light on the chorizo.
41:35
OK, well Shane is making us breakfast if you want to stick
41:38
around. I'm not.
41:39
Going to say no to breakfast. Hell yeah.
41:41
My kids don't eat chorizo so he'll make like scrambled boots.
41:43
Oh good, but. Yeah, I just told him we need to
41:48
decorate ourselves. Yep.
41:50
And afterwards, for our guest, we would like a Full breakfast
41:55
setup. Yes, so and he.
41:57
Said I will do the best that I can, 'cause I'm a guy, so.
42:00
Yeah. He's not just a guy.
42:04
He's he's. Pretty good dude.
42:10
You get him in doses I I produce spawns of him like I.
42:18
And they are for sure, for sure, she's children.
42:22
So I get all. Especially, especially Hayden, I
42:25
know she doesn't look like Shane.
42:27
I got one out of four to look like me.
42:29
Yeah, you know for sure. But she definitely is Shane's
42:32
kid definitely has his. She has a nice Little Mix of
42:35
Shane and Natalie's brain. I think my brain's better.
42:39
Though I mean, it's not a bad mash up really.
42:41
I mean, you know, it's a great mix.
42:43
Yeah, yeah, he's all right. He's all right.
42:47
We love Shane. Yeah, he went with us, well,
42:52
with me to get my nails done one time and I was just dreading it
42:56
like I, I knew his personality. He's a questionnaire.
43:02
Oh my God, Well, that's why he's so good at doing a podcast
43:05
'cause he just wants to know everything.
43:07
There's so many questions. But when I took him with me the
43:10
whole drive, I was like, Shane, please, please do not embarrass
43:14
me like this. Is my nail.
43:16
Lady, I finally found somebody I really like.
43:20
I just don't ruin this for me. And he's like, I'm not like, I'm
43:26
just, it's gonna be mean. I'm like, that's what I'm
43:28
talking about. He used to be you.
43:32
He used to. Be you.
43:33
But he was. He's pretty cool.
43:34
I mean, he asked you a lot of questions.
43:36
One of these days, Nate's gonna get there with me.
43:38
Yeah. Honestly, he might show up, say
43:40
hi, and then he's gonna be like, I'm gonna go to NRS.
43:42
Yeah, probably. And just let me know when you're
43:44
done. Like, it does not take long.
43:47
It is like the it's so quick. Yeah, I mean, for how detailed
43:51
and pretty. Yeah, you're very quick.
43:54
Seriously, I was shocked. You know what's funny is that is
43:56
money. Yeah, I know.
43:58
I don't know if I've ever told you this, but sometimes I have
44:00
thoughts like I can always tell when Sheridan is ready to yap
44:04
for the for like the the time that I'm there because it takes
44:07
a little bit longer, which is totally fine.
44:09
But always game to rap or yap with you rap.
44:12
We don't have either one. Of the teammates.
44:15
Though it's I certainly have a hard time with people.
44:18
OK, that makes sense cuz I'm like cuz there are some days
44:20
where I'm like I'll text Natalie.
44:21
I'm like sure don't seem down today.
44:23
Oh no. No, it's totally fine.
44:26
Because I'm like 3 hours after her and I'm like say no more.
44:30
I don't know what it is. Probably because I don't know.
44:34
I always say this. I didn't pick this profession,
44:38
it fucking picked me because I'm not a people person.
44:41
In case you haven't noticed, I get Oh God, I don't know why I
44:44
did this. For a long wait.
44:45
So what? Wait, how did you get into it?
44:48
So, so, OK, so when I was high school rodeoing, I had done like
44:57
every event, right, except for team roping, because I'm, I
45:01
ain't a Roper, right? And I hadn't done Queenie, but I
45:05
had showed rein in horses before.
45:07
And so I was like, all right, fuck it.
45:10
Like, I'll try, I'll. I'll try cleaning.
45:14
I was cutting, barrel racing, pole bending, goat tying.
45:18
I break away roped once. And then I was like, fuck, yeah.
45:23
OK, let's do Queenie. What's Queenie like?
45:26
Rodeo Queens. OK.
45:29
But there's a whole lot more to it than what you see.
45:33
It's supposed to be your when you our rodeo queen, you're
45:37
supposed to be like the ambassador to the sport.
45:40
So like the whole point behind it is, you know, you're supposed
45:44
to know all the rules. You're like, so if someone from
45:47
fucking PETA wants to have an argument, you can go toe to toe
45:52
with them and defend the sport of rodeo, promote the sport of
45:55
rodeo. You're an ambassador, you know?
45:57
Yeah, but most of these girls just want to fucking ride around
45:59
and look pretty in a sparkly shirt.
46:01
Right? Got it.
46:02
OK. And so.
46:02
But ANYWAYS, that's what it's supposed to be.
46:04
So. So I had never cleaned before.
46:06
And so my SO I have anxiety and I would bite my nails.
46:13
I'm still like a picker, but I would, I had like these nubes.
46:18
Well, you have to do interviews and you're like close like this,
46:21
you know? And so my mom was like, you
46:23
can't be doing that shit with those fucking nails.
46:26
So I went and started having my nails done, which was totally
46:31
not, not me, 'cause I was not like a girly girl, right?
46:35
So I started going to have my nails done.
46:37
I get to be friends with my nail girl.
46:40
Well, then her husband got picked up by the Philadelphia
46:44
Eagles, and so they were moving because he was going to go play
46:48
football, so she was not going to do nails anymore.
46:51
And I didn't want to go through the process of trying to find
46:54
somebody because you guys know how that can be.
46:57
Yeah. So I just said, hey, dude, can
46:59
you just, like, show me how to, you know, can you write down the
47:03
steps for me? Because after you've been doing
47:04
your nails for so long, you kind of know, like, the gist of it,
47:08
right? And so I said, will you write
47:10
down the steps for me? She said yeah.
47:12
She told me where to get my starter kit.
47:14
And I went and got the shit and I set up a little table in my
47:20
parents house, in my bedroom, in the basement, and I just want to
47:24
do my own. Then I started practicing on my
47:28
sister and my sister's friends and then my friends and then my
47:34
mom and just grew into this fucking thing.
47:37
Yeah, and so I did that through high school and then my parents
47:43
got divorced and it just like flipped me and my mom and my
47:49
sister just flipped our world like upside down.
47:52
So then I got a job in a salon 'cause when my mom first got
47:57
divorced, my my dad left my mom. He claimed the bank accounts out
48:01
left my mom with 100 bucks. Oh my gosh.
48:04
And so I try, I was helping, trying to help my mom, you know,
48:10
and then I just kept working and I got asked to work at this
48:17
really prestigious at the time salon.
48:20
It was like the place where everybody went.
48:23
And so she asked me to come work there.
48:25
And I, I worked there for a few years and it just kind of went
48:29
from there. And, you know, and then after I
48:31
got divorced, I, I tried to go back to school 'cause I was
48:35
like, well, I'm going to need something better, you know,
48:39
raising these kids. And I mean, shit, I put in
48:42
applications at like the Air Force Base and, and, and all
48:46
that kind of shit. And nothing ever worked out.
48:48
I was never able to get anything.
48:50
But now when I look back, I'm so glad because I had flexibility.
48:54
I mean, I never missed a parent teacher conference.
48:57
I never missed a school program. I never missed a barrel race.
49:01
I never missed a baseball game. You know, and I mean it's, I
49:06
mean, I've been able. To That's a blessing and a curse
49:08
for you for sure. Yeah, it's just the people part
49:10
of it. You know, the money part's good.
49:12
I mean, I've been able to buy three houses all by myself.
49:15
It's awesome on that. And raise my kids.
49:18
And I mean, not that I haven't struggled hard in their right,
49:21
but I've been able to like maintain a a lifestyle.
49:24
Off of that and yeah. But the older I get, the more I,
49:29
I'm like, I get so irritated with people, you know, I just, I
49:33
don't like to be around people like that.
49:36
I feel like the older you get, that's just.
49:38
What? Happens.
49:39
Can we? Pause so that I can go pee.
49:43
Oh, you know what time is it 'cause we should.
49:45
Probably wrap it up. Yeah, we've been doing this for
49:48
about an hour and a half. OK.
49:49
Yeah. So we all right, we'll wrap it
49:50
up and we'll, we'll just continue this inside.
49:53
Exactly. Sheridan, thank you so much for
49:56
driving out here. I know it was a far drive for
49:58
you. No.
49:58
It's fine because I got to go do some shit and surprise anyway,
50:01
so that's perfect. Thank you for making the stop.
50:03
Thank you. We love you.
50:06
And thank you for letting us take over again.