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Hour 1 - D.K. Demands · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: We go.
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Speaker 2: Welcome, It's our nu.
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Speaker 3: Per one original recipe podcast and a happy hour number
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Speaker 3: one to you, and this hour dedicated to unhappy wide receivers.
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Speaker 3: What does dk Metcalf asking for a trade out of
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Speaker 3: a Seahawks uniform signify to you? And who is in
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Speaker 3: on the DK Metcalf sweepstakes? Who's gonna get him? We'll
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Speaker 3: examine the market and another wide receiver who has entered
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Speaker 3: the market is Christian Kirk wide receiver let go by Jacksonville.
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Speaker 3: This guy signed a big money contract a few years
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Speaker 3: ago out of Arizona, going to the team from Duval County.
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Speaker 3: He's gonna be released by the Jaguars. Where does Christian
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Speaker 3: Kirk fall on the receiver needy teams wish list? We'll
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Speaker 3: get to that as well. All of it's coming your
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Speaker 3: way right now here. It is our number one.
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Speaker 3: the Daily Soap Opera. That is the wide receiver position.
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Speaker 3: We're we go to the Pacific Northwest here and if
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Speaker 3: you're keeping score, another name has entered into the transfer portal, which.
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Speaker 2: Makes it enjoyable. Right.
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Speaker 3: We love roster moves people moving to different teams. It's
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Speaker 3: good for talk radio. And so another name has popped up,
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Speaker 3: disgruntled NFL player of the hour and we head now
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Speaker 3: to the Seattle area.
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Speaker 2: We've learned now that.
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Speaker 3: Seahawks star wide receiver DK Metcalf has said no moss
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Speaker 3: to the Seattle football team. He has requested a trade
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Speaker 3: as far away from the Pacific Northwest as he can get.
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Speaker 3: He prefers to be traded to a team that's actually
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Speaker 3: trying to win unlike the Seahawks. The demand was made
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Speaker 3: after a series of clandestine conversations over the past couple
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Speaker 3: of weeks, and so it came the same day the
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Speaker 3: Seahawks announced that they were also firing the franchise legend
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Speaker 3: fellow receiver Tyler Lockett, persona non grata anymore. He's out
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Speaker 3: and so expected. His release was expected the DK Metcalf.
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Speaker 3: We expected it, but apparently other people did not. The
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Speaker 3: Seattle football team is likely to capitulate, and they will
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Speaker 3: work to facilitate a trade of their disgruntled past catcher.
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Speaker 3: So let us discuss the question, what does Deke Metcalf
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Speaker 3: asking for a trade from the Seahawks? What does it
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Speaker 3: signify to you? So I've got hobby lobby, midnight mission,
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Speaker 3: and cheesecake factory. We'll combine all of these things together.
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Speaker 3: We're gonna make some gulash, is what we're going to do.
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Speaker 3: We're gonna make some gulash. So ah, it signifies a
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Speaker 3: predictable outcome, one of the few things that is easily predictable.
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Speaker 3: And will the last person leaving Seattle turn out the
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Speaker 3: last the parties over?
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Speaker 2: Now?
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Speaker 3: We tried to warn our friends, like crime Craig JJ
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Speaker 3: and Ranton and no Stradinis. We tried to warn them
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Speaker 3: those that are sleepless in Seattle. They called me crazy,
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Speaker 3: they made fun of me, They pointed fingers at me,
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Speaker 3: and who goofed.
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Speaker 2: I've got to know now, I'm not here to do
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Speaker 2: a victory lap.
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Speaker 3: I don't want to do that, but I just want
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Speaker 3: to point out dk Metcalf by this move, it also
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Speaker 3: signifies a vote of no kind effid.
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Speaker 2: To Gino Smith.
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Speaker 3: Gino Smith is who he thought he was, and also
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Speaker 3: the coaching staff with Mike McDonald and the other coaches
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Speaker 3: in Seattle, because Metcalf said he wants to play for
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Speaker 3: a contender and he knows Geno Smith is not.
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Speaker 2: A championship quarterback.
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Speaker 3: He is aware that Mike McDonald is nothing special as
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Speaker 3: a coach. So outside of that, it is a clerical movie. Dk'
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Speaker 3: is essentially going down to hobby lobby and he's buying
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Speaker 3: the Bob Ross paint by Numbers kit and he's just
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Speaker 3: filling in with his He's got his crayons and he's
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Speaker 3: just kind of filling that in there. It's it's merely
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Speaker 3: the next step in the process. It's the chot chat
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Speaker 3: chat right, you perform a little rock step with your
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Speaker 3: right to the left, and that's how the whole thing
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Speaker 3: gets started. But this has been bubbling up. DK Metcalf
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Speaker 3: was upset about being marginalized, as we've talked about in
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Speaker 3: previous shows by the middling Doodoo Birds and their roster. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: they're no longer the Dodo Birds. They're the Doodoo Birds.
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Speaker 3: So playing that that Gino Smith and continuing to play
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Speaker 3: Geno Smith has harpoon the production of DK Metcalf. He's
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Speaker 3: in the reverse choke hold here. Anyone knows football, knows
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Speaker 3: that just know a little bit about ball. And so
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Speaker 3: this is a contract year, and yet he has been
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Speaker 3: underutilized recently. Metcalf was averaging six or below targets per
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Speaker 3: game over the final nine games. So he's like, all right,
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Speaker 3: is my time to get paid and you usuld get
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Speaker 3: paid before your deal runs out.
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Speaker 2: So this is the chance, and we expect you will
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Speaker 2: get paid.
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Speaker 3: And even then the box scorers will skyrocket up, up
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Speaker 3: and away.
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Speaker 2: When he finally does escape from the team not trying
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Speaker 2: to win pretty sad.
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Speaker 3: I feel bad for the the Seahawks supporters because that
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Speaker 3: team is there in Suckville all right, Now, speaking of that,
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Speaker 3: who's in, who's in, and who's out on the Dk
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Speaker 3: Metcalf sweepstakes. So let's use some soupology, if you will. Here,
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Speaker 3: several teams are starving for receiver. We know a lot
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Speaker 3: of these teams are out the teams that already have
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Speaker 3: the big time receiver who are contenders, because you really
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Speaker 3: can't have more than one and a half of those guys.
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Speaker 2: So a bowl of soup, though, like DK.
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Speaker 3: Is very valuable to someone who needs nourishment at that position.
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Speaker 3: And the malar crystal ball has the Patriots, the Chargers,
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Speaker 3: and the Chiefs first in line at the midnight mission
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Speaker 3: to get that bowl of soup. Now, what is Metcalf
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Speaker 3: work worth? He was a second round pick. He's much
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Speaker 3: better than that. He's a starting receiver. Although you look
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Speaker 3: at the way he's built like a Donnis and you
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Speaker 3: say he should be better than he is. But a
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Speaker 3: lot of that, we believe is because he plays with
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Speaker 3: a crap bag quarterback in the Geno Smith. So players
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Speaker 3: are worth, as we've learned over the years, whatever someone
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Speaker 3: is willing to pay for them via contract or via
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Speaker 3: a trade. Now, Dk Metcalf is demanding a giant oil reserve.
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Speaker 3: He wants money, money, money, right, he wants that big contract,
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Speaker 3: So he's demanding a big contract.
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Speaker 2: The compensation will not be as much as.
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Speaker 3: You would think, and I would say most of the time,
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Speaker 3: most of the time in the NFL, the name brand
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Speaker 3: player is relocated and they're traded for what you would
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Speaker 3: say is not equal value. The Seahawks will get at
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Speaker 3: least a third round pick for DK Metcalf. I would
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Speaker 3: think he's worth more than that, considering his age and
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Speaker 3: the upside that he has not been able to unleash
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Speaker 3: being in Seattle with bad quarterbacks. All right, now, last
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Speaker 3: word here elsewhere, But we stay with the theme, the
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Speaker 3: theme of the hour, the wide receiver shuffle. We head
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Speaker 3: now to do all coy Yeah, Jacksonville, and that is
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Speaker 3: where wide receiver Christian Kirk. Remember this guy came out
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Speaker 3: of nowhere with Arizona and then sign up at the
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Speaker 3: time a big free agent contract, big fat, juicy contract
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Speaker 3: with the team in Florida, and they have now decided
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Speaker 3: to fire him. The clinical term in sports is you
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Speaker 3: have been released, which is a softer way of saying
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Speaker 3: you've been fired. You've been like your services are no
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Speaker 3: longer needed, so Christian Kirk let go by the Jaguars.
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Speaker 3: So where does he fall with all these teams needing
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Speaker 3: receiver help and where does he end up on that wish.
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Speaker 2: List for the receiver needy teams?
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Speaker 3: So you with Christian Kirk, you go page down, page down,
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Speaker 3: page down. All right, Christian Kirk is roster spam roster.
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Speaker 3: It's like going out to dinner at the cheesecake factory
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Speaker 3: and you look at the menu at the cheesecake factory
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Speaker 3: and you're looking for that big pile of Cajun chicken
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Speaker 3: littles and you're like, well, no, I can't find it.
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Speaker 2: But then instead you're actually ordering off the wrong menu.
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Speaker 3: You're ordering off the skinny delicious portion sizes on the
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Speaker 3: menu there, and it doesn't leave you satisfied. So injuries,
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Speaker 3: that's the defense that Christian Kirk will give the wide receiver.
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Speaker 3: Originally out of Texas, A and M. He's from Arizona
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Speaker 3: and played for the Cardinals before going to the Jaguars.
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Speaker 3: So Christian Kirk is just not able to play very much.
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Speaker 3: That's the issue. He only played eight games in Jacksonville
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Speaker 3: last year. It was hurt the year before, so it's
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Speaker 3: limited him the last two years. He has missed a
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Speaker 3: bunch of games with growing problems calf injury, collar bone
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Speaker 3: this past year. And at his peak he was a
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Speaker 3: wide receiver two or a wide receiver three at the
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Speaker 3: peak of his superpowers.
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Speaker 2: That's where he was in his career.
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Speaker 3: He's averaged six point six targets per game, which doesn't suck.
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Speaker 3: It's just not that impressive, right, that's about the player
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Speaker 3: that he is. And so look at the age thing,
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Speaker 3: not that old. I mean, he'll he'll obviously find a gig,
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Speaker 3: but that's the kind of guy. That's the contingency plan
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Speaker 3: if your team is pinching pennies. Like a lot a
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Speaker 3: lot of my guys in New England are like, well,
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Speaker 3: the Patriots, that's that's he's gonna They're gonna get Christian
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Speaker 3: Kirk because they don't.
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Speaker 2: Want to pay anybody. But he's the grill asparagus.
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Speaker 3: He's not the main course with all the trimmings and
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Speaker 3: the things that you really really want. He is the
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Speaker 3: grilled asparagus. Now, some people say they like grilled asparagus.
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Speaker 3: I think those people are liars. I don't think anyone
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Speaker 3: really likes grilled asparagus. I think they say that because
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Speaker 3: they think it's healthier for them and they want to
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Speaker 3: look cool. But I don't think anyone goes out of
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Speaker 3: their way to eat grilled asparagus, And if they do,
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Speaker 3: they probably have some kind of illness.
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Speaker 2: That's my belief.
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Speaker 3: that sticker shock story. A sticker shock story easy for
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Speaker 3: him to say, coming up in a couple of minutes.
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Speaker 3: But we began with the story out of Seattle, a
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Speaker 3: vote of no confidence for the Seahawks franchise as their receiver.
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Speaker 3: DK Metcalf says, I want out. I am done. Late
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Speaker 3: night drug tester says, I love the free agent wide
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Speaker 3: receiver talk.
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Speaker 2: But one thing has been bothering me.
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Speaker 3: If Fullerton is such a winter wonderland, why are there
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Speaker 3: so few live weather reports from the brutal snowy and
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Speaker 3: cold conditions. Well that is because Late Night Drug Tester
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Speaker 3: that the weather people have trouble getting to Fullerton. The
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Speaker 3: roads are all covered in ice and it's just so
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Speaker 3: cold there and so far off the beaten path. Late
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Speaker 3: Night Drug Tester, they can't get there. And it's like
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Speaker 3: Ferg Dog lives in a shack surrounded by about twelve
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Speaker 3: feet of snow and it's just covering the shack. And
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Speaker 3: Tom and Fullerton actually lives in an igloo. A lot
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Speaker 3: of people don't know that, but Tom he told me
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Speaker 3: years ago. He said, don't I met have been a
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Speaker 3: mallor meet and greet. He said, don't tell him to me, Ben,
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Speaker 3: I live in an igloo. And I says that like
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Speaker 3: an igloo cooler. He said, no, an actual igloo like
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Speaker 3: ice walls. Yes, a big brick ice walls, like your
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Speaker 3: old cartoon.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you feme in Chicago rites.
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Speaker 3: Then he says, hey, malor a plus and all you
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Speaker 3: can eat salad and breadsticks. On the monologue, mister NFL
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Speaker 3: offseason is becoming year round.
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Speaker 2: Eh, Yeah, it's pretty much.
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Speaker 3: I mean, there's some some peaks and valleys in this
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Speaker 3: but we're we're in good shape. I want to go
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Speaker 3: back to the Weather Channel. Did you see the video
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Speaker 3: that went viral from Narlans the Weather Channel? Somebody sent
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Speaker 3: me this. I don't remember who. I'd give you credit,
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Speaker 3: but I don't remember who sent it to me. So
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Speaker 3: bat you up by me, But somebody sent me the link.
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Speaker 3: And so they had a live shot of Bourbon Street,
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Speaker 3: the iconic street there in the French Quarter. And what
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Speaker 3: do you think happened as they were showing the live
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Speaker 3: shot for the for the Weather Channel?
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Speaker 5: We take guesses?
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Speaker 2: Uh sure, Lorraine? What do you think happened? That was
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Speaker 2: rather shocking to the people there at the Weather champ.
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Speaker 5: I think there was a parade of twerking pantsless women.
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Speaker 3: All right, twirking pantsless women? Cooper, Loop, would you like
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Speaker 3: in on this?
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Speaker 1: We do.
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Speaker 2: We'll go around the room here, Coop. What do you think?
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Speaker 5: I think that Mike Trout stole one of their jobs?
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Speaker 2: All right, that's Mike, Mike. That's you know who Mike
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Speaker 2: Trout is, Lorraine.
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Speaker 5: It sounds like fish.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
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Speaker 3: That is a fish. It's an exotic fish. It's very rare,
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Speaker 3: very rare, that Mike troutfish.
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Speaker 5: And it was only found in New Jersey.
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Speaker 3: And only a few days during the summer, and then
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Speaker 3: it and then it goes away and very valuable.
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Speaker 5: I don't love how funny. I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I know that's what makes it even better. Anyway, Yeah,
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Speaker 3: well you're both wrong. A young lady decided that the
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Speaker 3: people on the Weather Channel wanted to get an updated forecast,
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Speaker 3: and what better way to tell whether it's cold or
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Speaker 3: hot than to pull the old shirt up there to
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Speaker 3: show the world the knockers, and so yeah, she decided,
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Speaker 3: you want to show everybody on the Weather channel.
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Speaker 2: They quickly I don't I saw the clip. I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I'm sure mister Skin has it, though he's probably. I mean,
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Speaker 3: they come away really a bad time. Zach writes and says, listen, Ben,
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Speaker 3: I completely agree with you on the grilled of sparagus.
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Speaker 3: But all asparagus. Anybody says they like asparagus, they have
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Speaker 3: mental mental disease. They need to be institutionalized immediately.
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Speaker 2: I agree. That's Zach, and I have.
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Speaker 3: Some friends in my extended family that are pretty health conscious.
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Speaker 3: And the one thing about health conscious people, it's like
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Speaker 3: that Nico Harrison Loser in Dallas. It's an addiction. It's
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Speaker 3: like it's like being addicted to crack cocaine. If you're
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Speaker 3: addicted to fitness, you have to tell everyone that you're
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Speaker 3: you're into fitness, and you have to like brag. No
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Speaker 3: one I've ever met is into fitness and doesn't have
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Speaker 3: to tell everyone they're into fitness. It's like I got
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Speaker 3: to brag about like when I was I was morbidly
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Speaker 3: obese for a long time in my life, and I
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Speaker 3: never bragged the people. I just kind of advertised it anyway.
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Speaker 3: But I didn't have to brag, you know. I went
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Speaker 3: to Taco Bell, Wendy's, and Uh, I stopped by Jack.
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Speaker 2: In the Box for dinner.
20:32
Speaker 3: I went to three fast food restaurants and put my
20:34
Speaker 3: I didn't need to brag about it. Ryan writes in
20:37
Speaker 3: from San Diego, says, can I hear the chant thank
20:40
Speaker 3: you Nico, Thank you Nico? Who goofed? I've got to
20:44
Speaker 3: know that's from Ryan. I bet your Ryan's like a
20:49
Speaker 3: grilled asparagus guy. You're a liar and you need to
20:55
Speaker 3: be institutionalized, as Zach pointed out. No Stradinis writes in
20:59
Speaker 3: he says fake news Mallard Lockett has passed his prime
21:02
Speaker 3: and Metcalf doesn't play to his talent.
21:04
Speaker 2: The rebuild to greatness is the process taking formanc Yeat.
21:09
Speaker 3: You must have been laughing while you were writing this.
21:11
Speaker 3: No Stredenas weep in your knickers, Mallard. That's from no Strudenas.
21:17
Speaker 3: That is that is good, that's satire, right, that is outstanding.
21:21
Speaker 2: No Stradinas.
21:23
Speaker 3: So your franchise legend Locket. You disrespect him, you get
21:27
Speaker 3: rid of him.
21:28
Speaker 2: Metcalf.
21:29
Speaker 3: He didn't want to play for you anymore because you're
21:31
Speaker 3: a suck bag team. He said, I want to play
21:32
Speaker 3: for a contender and Seattle's not a contender.
21:36
Speaker 2: And there you go.
21:37
Speaker 3: Peter Wrights and says James Harden going off for a
21:40
Speaker 3: fifty piece hitting clutch shots to close out a huge win.
21:43
Speaker 2: They need it over Detroit in their playoff push, and
21:47
Speaker 2: Jason says, nice win by our people's team, the Clippers.
21:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still I'm still pissed at them. They're futching around. Yeah,
21:56
Speaker 3: I'm annoyed. I already released James Harden. I released him
22:01
Speaker 3: after the Sun's game and I fired tylu So those
22:04
Speaker 3: were my moves that I made, Slim Tim Wrights in
22:08
Speaker 3: Now Slim is a loyal p one to this show.
22:11
Speaker 3: He's an avid listener and the proud cheesehead. He says, Hey, Maler,
22:15
Speaker 3: I have been on vacation and haven't been able to
22:18
Speaker 3: listen live, but I must say I am enjoying the
22:22
Speaker 3: regular Recipe podcast.
22:25
Speaker 2: The original original recipe podcast, he says. Who else do
22:29
Speaker 2: we have?
22:29
Speaker 3: Mister Irrigation says, there's a new event at this year's
22:32
Speaker 3: largest rodeo in the world. It's similar to the running
22:37
Speaker 3: with the bulls, except that nobody knows when they will
22:40
Speaker 3: release the bull.
22:42
Speaker 2: It just happens.
22:45
Speaker 3: He's in a clip here of a cow escaping from
22:49
Speaker 3: the Houston Rodeo.
22:51
Speaker 2: Not touch my cow, Okay, that's my heifer. That's not
22:55
Speaker 2: your half as mine.
22:56
Speaker 5: That's right.
22:57
Speaker 3: Did not touch another man's cow. Okay, you just can't
23:02
Speaker 3: do it. That's pretty good video though, from mister Irrigation.
23:06
Speaker 3: A cow and some dude in a white shirt somehow,
23:10
Speaker 3: I guess he tried to stop the cow and he
23:13
Speaker 3: tumbled over some orange cones. I liked that there were
23:17
Speaker 3: people running alongside the gay. It does remind you of
23:20
Speaker 3: being in Pamplona and the running the running of.
23:23
Speaker 2: The bulls right there. That is that is great. Just
23:28
Speaker 2: that's just what they.
23:29
Speaker 3: Call another day during the week in Houston, you know,
23:32
Speaker 3: just just living the life in Houston.
23:33
Speaker 2: That's it right there. Yeah, what more do you need? Zach?
23:38
Speaker 3: By the way, right, he wrote back after hearing Lorraina's
23:41
Speaker 3: take on asparagus. His Zach says that lorena must be
23:45
Speaker 3: institutionalized right now.
23:48
Speaker 4: Seriously, Asparagus is one of like my top three green
23:51
Speaker 4: veggies that I love.
23:53
Speaker 5: It's asparagus, Brussels.
23:55
Speaker 2: Sprouts, nobody, broccoli, nobody asked, by the.
23:58
Speaker 5: Way, I love. I love all of those.
24:00
Speaker 3: Well, Yourphomi also is heading to the institution. You guys
24:03
Speaker 3: can be roommates, he says. Asparagus is delicious. You're missing
24:06
Speaker 3: out it is.
24:07
Speaker 5: It is good, especially when you grill it.
24:12
Speaker 2: I stand with Zach.
24:14
Speaker 4: I stand with Zachrus are fantastic too.
24:18
Speaker 3: So you're all going to hell. You're killing vegetables.
24:25
Speaker 5: Brussels sprouts and.
24:29
Speaker 2: Vegetables matter. Okay.
24:31
Speaker 3: I support I've never killed vegetables. I support the lives
24:34
Speaker 3: of vegetables. Okay, I don't want to. You guys are heathens.
24:37
Speaker 2: Okay.
24:38
Speaker 3: Vegetables should be able to live a full life, and
24:40
Speaker 3: you're just you're just using vegetables for your stomach. It's
24:43
Speaker 3: it makes me want to puke in my mouth. Okay,
24:46
Speaker 3: what's wrong with you?
24:47
Speaker 5: We don't eat them, they'll get old and wrinkly.
24:49
Speaker 3: No, and them live a full, healthy life and die
24:53
Speaker 3: on their own. Eat them when they're dead. And you
24:56
Speaker 3: kill them. You grow them, you farm the vegetables.
24:59
Speaker 2: It it's just horrific. He must stop.
25:04
Speaker 3: Money. Money is my favorite. Green, that is my favorite.
25:07
Speaker 3: I don't have a lot of it.
25:08
Speaker 2: I worked, I work.
25:10
Speaker 3: I worked a night shift. I don't work the day shift.
25:12
Speaker 3: But money, that's my favorite.
25:14
Speaker 5: Don't don't believe in Loraina. He's got a net worth
25:16
Speaker 5: of five.
25:19
Speaker 3: Yes, according well according to the Internet. I remember the
25:21
Speaker 3: photos of you Coop and the London tabloids. He were
25:24
Speaker 3: a college football player and the uh they did a
25:27
Speaker 3: write up lorrain of Coop from his acting days in
25:30
Speaker 3: one of the tabloids in London, and they put a
25:32
Speaker 3: photo of someone who was well, I don't know, maybe
25:36
Speaker 3: maybe it is Coop and he just puts on a
25:38
Speaker 3: costume when he comes into the studio.
25:40
Speaker 2: But it looked like some buff football player, is what
25:43
Speaker 2: it looks like. Uh, yeah, that's right.
25:47
Speaker 3: Zach says, nobody cares what your favorite greens are. Uh,
25:52
Speaker 3: you're a nut. Ben's right. People like you just have
25:56
Speaker 3: to tell everyone that's right.
25:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my point. And he's just gonna you got
26:00
Speaker 2: to brag about it, and yeah, look at it. I
26:02
Speaker 2: like vegetable. I'm a better person.
26:03
Speaker 5: Do you want to hear my favorite fruits next?
26:06
Speaker 2: No, it's vegetable. Virtue signaling is what it is, and
26:09
Speaker 2: I will not stand for it.
26:11
Speaker 3: Let's say hello to Oh we got e dog who's
26:14
Speaker 3: calling from a hospital. We better get him on right away. Hello,
26:17
Speaker 3: e dog from a hospital.
26:19
Speaker 2: In New York.
26:20
Speaker 6: Now, how are you doing today?
26:22
Speaker 2: Are you are you a patient or are you visiting
26:24
Speaker 2: somebody to the hospital.
26:26
Speaker 6: I'm a patient, to say the least.
26:28
Speaker 5: What happened?
26:30
Speaker 6: Well and severe ankle pains because when I was playing soccer,
26:36
Speaker 6: I broke my I broke my ankle, and I want
26:39
Speaker 6: to tell you a quick story. But I want to
26:42
Speaker 6: tell you a quick story when I was playing soccer
26:45
Speaker 6: on the travel team.
26:50
Speaker 2: Well, you're in the middle of a what do you
26:54
Speaker 2: want me to interrupt you?
26:56
Speaker 1: Is this?
26:58
Speaker 6: I I was playing soccer where I had a broken
27:01
Speaker 6: doll and our team is winning three to one, and
27:05
Speaker 6: I broke my ankle and what happened? And did that happened?
27:10
Speaker 6: The other team scored, the other team scored fast and
27:13
Speaker 6: figuring goals of loss.
27:17
Speaker 2: I think you're lying. I don't think you're in the hospital.
27:20
Speaker 6: I'm in the hospital.
27:22
Speaker 2: I don't think so. How can you prove you're in
27:26
Speaker 2: the hospital.
27:27
Speaker 6: I can prove them in the hospital?
27:28
Speaker 2: Hold on, put the nurse.
27:32
Speaker 6: In the hospital.
27:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, hello, who is this? You're on the radio? Who
27:35
Speaker 2: is this?
27:39
Speaker 6: That's the old security guard.
27:41
Speaker 2: Oh you're a lie. That's your buddy. You're not in
27:43
Speaker 2: the hospital.
27:44
Speaker 1: You are.
27:48
Speaker 6: From the nuthouse too.
27:50
Speaker 3: Well that you could be from the nuthouse, but you're
27:52
Speaker 3: definitely not in the hospital.
27:54
Speaker 6: Also, I got a way to pick up some women too.
27:59
Speaker 6: And how it goes. We're having good David girl for
28:03
Speaker 6: three or four weeks and then you tell you you're
28:05
Speaker 6: going to make the thing come for and once you
28:08
Speaker 6: fall through that you got it made.
28:13
Speaker 2: Well. You're you're smoothie dog, You're very smooth.
28:17
Speaker 3: Some What what are you watching on TV?
28:20
Speaker 2: What is on the what is the background noise there?
28:22
Speaker 2: What is that?
28:24
Speaker 6: Hello? Is that playing the radio on his phone?
28:27
Speaker 2: Oh?
28:27
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, anyway, I've told my dad about you.
28:32
Speaker 2: And what is yours? What's your what's your dad's name?
28:37
Speaker 6: My dad's name, Yeah, Arnie Barney, Arnie, Yeah, Arnie.
28:44
Speaker 2: Oh is he oh? Is he the a dog?
28:48
Speaker 6: Yeah?
28:48
Speaker 2: He dog?
28:51
Speaker 6: All right, anyway, I'm no good over here, and that's great.
28:55
Speaker 2: Then you don't need to talk about all right, we'll
28:56
Speaker 2: rest up.
28:57
Speaker 3: I don't believe you a second that you're in the hospital,
28:59
Speaker 3: but you got on their first Congratulations your evil plan work.
29:03
Speaker 2: But that's on.
29:07
Speaker 3: I do know there is a listener that is in
29:08
Speaker 3: the hospital that I wanted to know. We don't do
29:10
Speaker 3: shout outs. We're not a morning show, but loyal minion
29:13
Speaker 3: Chip in the Cues has a few issues there and
29:17
Speaker 3: so we're wishing speedy recovery. Sent some good thoughts, good
29:21
Speaker 3: vibrations the way of Chip and the Cues. There who
29:24
Speaker 3: has been a loyal minion going back almost twenty years,
29:28
Speaker 3: probably over twenty years now to this show, met Chip.
29:31
Speaker 3: We did a Malard meet and greet in Syracuse, one
29:33
Speaker 3: of the early Mallard meet and greets.
29:36
Speaker 2: Went and had some chicken fingers.
29:38
Speaker 3: And that sounds so good right now. No, you get
29:42
Speaker 3: exparagus you're not allowed to eat chicken fingers. That's from me,
29:45
Speaker 3: That's what I get. Scrooge rts in from the Bay
29:48
Speaker 3: Areas has absolutely agree with Ben. Vegetable lives matter. Greens
29:52
Speaker 3: are futrid.
29:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
29:55
Speaker 3: Keith says, where do Coop and Lorena slot weed on
29:59
Speaker 3: their list?
30:00
Speaker 2: Leafy greens?
30:02
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a number one apparently, JJ writes in from
30:07
Speaker 3: the Pacific Northwest. He says Lorena has a stinky pe
30:11
Speaker 3: because she eats asparagus.
30:14
Speaker 5: Team knows, bro.
30:17
Speaker 2: He's not your bro, Bro. Lorena has a bla blah
30:21
Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
30:22
Speaker 3: On a side note, the Seahawks are going to tank
30:24
Speaker 3: this year for a quarterback who replaced you know, rebuild
30:28
Speaker 3: their offensive line and in three years be a Super
30:30
Speaker 3: Bowl contender.
30:32
Speaker 2: Dance on the grave. Now will be back, says JJ.
30:36
Speaker 3: See at least J is admitting that it's not good.
30:41
Speaker 3: It's not good right now. See No Stredinis would not
30:45
Speaker 3: even admit that Justin in Cincinnati is back alive. He
30:50
Speaker 3: says that guy in the hospital deserves what he gets
30:52
Speaker 3: for calling up talking about soccer. Yeah, h Yafeemi says,
30:58
Speaker 3: eat dog picking up women.
30:59
Speaker 2: In the hot thro Bravo, Bravo, Bravo, Bravo. Absolutely, that's
31:05
Speaker 2: actually a really good idea, is it really? Yeah?
31:09
Speaker 4: You know, it's like instead of the damsel in distress,
31:11
Speaker 4: you're just in distress and your nurse comes in.
31:13
Speaker 5: Is there anything I can get for you? A nice date?
31:17
Speaker 2: Wow? You know? Yeah, and make.
31:19
Speaker 5: Sure that your nightgown whatever, you know, those hospital rooms.
31:22
Speaker 5: Make sure you give her a little peep out the back.
31:24
Speaker 3: No yah, get that, Lorena make They've made movies like that,
31:30
Speaker 3: those kind of adult movies I think they've made over the.
31:32
Speaker 2: Years in the hospital. Oh god, back in the old days.
31:36
Speaker 3: I think now that you now the only fans. They
31:38
Speaker 3: do it on the only fans. So talk about sticker shock.
31:40
Speaker 3: We gotta get some of our Bill's mafia guys to
31:42
Speaker 3: check in here. So there's reports out of Buffalo that
31:45
Speaker 3: the Bills are having a devil of a time trying
31:48
Speaker 3: to sell season tickets. They're moving into a new stadium
31:53
Speaker 3: down the line here, not that far. The stadium is
31:55
Speaker 3: under construction right now, and they have decided to screw
31:59
Speaker 3: their fan base and so they have people that have
32:03
Speaker 3: sticker shock. The new high Mark Stadium will replace the
32:07
Speaker 3: existing home of the Buffalo Bills prior to the start
32:10
Speaker 3: of next football season, not the upcoming football season, not
32:14
Speaker 3: the one that come coming up this year, but next
32:16
Speaker 3: football season. And they're still putting together. But the ticket
32:20
Speaker 3: sales are not going well.
32:22
Speaker 2: The Bills are trying to sell oh nothing.
32:27
Speaker 3: Like you know, fifty fifty eight sixty thousand PSLs is
32:34
Speaker 3: very bigger hustle than PSLs. I don't know anyway, they're
32:39
Speaker 3: trying to sell over thirty eight thousand personal seat licenses,
32:42
Speaker 3: which is a scam capacity for the stadium sixty two
32:46
Speaker 3: thousand and the PSL. These things have been on for years,
32:51
Speaker 3: but if you're unfamiliar with them because you don't buy
32:52
Speaker 3: tickets season tickets.
32:54
Speaker 2: They allow you to ride as a fan to.
32:57
Speaker 3: Buy season tickets for a certain seat in the stadium
32:59
Speaker 3: as long as it exists. It's your own personal license,
33:03
Speaker 3: but you gotta pay for it. You gotta pay extra
33:04
Speaker 3: for it. And according to the report, the team had
33:08
Speaker 3: only sold eleven thousand PSLs during the first nine months
33:14
Speaker 3: and they want to get to fifty eight thousand.
33:18
Speaker 2: So I'm not great at math.
33:21
Speaker 3: I use malor math, but that doesn't sound like the
33:23
Speaker 3: math is mathing right there. That sounds like there might
33:26
Speaker 3: be some issues there and the Bills their stadium will
33:31
Speaker 3: be coming in twenty twenty six, but will anyone be there?
33:35
Speaker 2: PSL's not going.
33:37
Speaker 3: Over very well with the Buffalo Bills marching in chowder Society.
33:40
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33:44
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33:46
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33:47
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33:53
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33:57
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34:05
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34:10
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34:15
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34:21
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36:06
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36:07
Speaker 3: So the average NBA championship head coach wins the first
36:12
Speaker 3: title after just two or three seasons with a team.
36:15
Speaker 3: But I'm the only one since the merger to have
36:20
Speaker 3: had more than six seasons with a team before winning
36:24
Speaker 3: that very first championship. So that is the question. What
36:30
Speaker 3: is the answer, And let's see if anyone know the answer.
36:35
Speaker 2: We go to the the.
36:36
Speaker 3: Great unwashed here, Sweet Loud Dunbar from Andy in Line
36:43
Speaker 3: Old Lakes.
36:44
Speaker 2: Who else? PAULI dig going old school? That's a good name, Dick, Matta.
36:49
Speaker 3: Gerald Rudolph, give me a little taste of that, Dick.
36:52
Speaker 2: That's King Rory's answer.
36:54
Speaker 3: Mister Luciano, right, so he's in La his hearts in
36:58
Speaker 3: the bay, he says, John Cena the heel Bert, not Alf,
37:02
Speaker 3: but Bert from Alf the Alien Opiner, mister nice guy
37:06
Speaker 3: going with Bob Stanley as his answer. The Late Night
37:11
Speaker 3: Drug tester says, you are Shaquille O'Neill.
37:14
Speaker 2: Who is fifty three today?
37:18
Speaker 3: DJ Spinn says Dennis Green is the answer?
37:23
Speaker 2: Who else?
37:25
Speaker 3: Page Fargo Pete says Coop is the answer. He prefers
37:28
Speaker 3: to cook his leafy greens with a lighter, he says.
37:33
Speaker 3: Coach Carter from the Georgia Boy American Therapist going with
37:38
Speaker 3: NASCAR legend Dick Trickle as his answer. NBA legend Tommy
37:43
Speaker 3: Lasorda from Scrooge in the Bay Area. Barbara cuing Len
37:47
Speaker 3: from the Great Pacific Northwest says Jackie Moon with the
37:51
Speaker 3: Flint Tropics. Don Notts from Timothy in Northern Kentucky, and
37:57
Speaker 3: jayce Coop says, Lorraine, if we do have a song
38:00
Speaker 3: that we will be playing, Lorena, I've got to get
38:03
Speaker 3: this over to Cooper. There's a song that Jay Scoop
38:06
Speaker 3: sent in.
38:07
Speaker 5: I'm so excited to hear it.
38:09
Speaker 2: I believe we will debut that in the B block
38:11
Speaker 2: of our two. Debut that song.
38:13
Speaker 3: Well, you haven't heard it yet. It might be bad,
38:15
Speaker 3: but we will debut it all right. Rod the Ambassador
38:18
Speaker 3: of Baker, Rob the Ambassador of Vegersfield is going with
38:22
Speaker 3: Michael Malone.
38:23
Speaker 2: This is his answer.
38:24
Speaker 3: Alvin Addles Mister Warrior, Alvin Addams from Steve the Misplaced
38:29
Speaker 3: San Diegan. Adam Sandler from Gunner, who was among the
38:33
Speaker 3: worst callers of the show last year. Nature Voice says
38:37
Speaker 3: Pau Gasol aka the Lama is the answer.
38:42
Speaker 2: Who else?
38:42
Speaker 3: Mark in Santa Monica says former University of Washington quarterback
38:47
Speaker 3: Sonny six Killer. Is the way to go be a
38:50
Speaker 3: baracas mister t guessed by Gil in San Diego. All right,
38:56
Speaker 3: enough of that, Lorraina, Yes, do you have an answer?
39:00
Speaker 3: I know you're a big basketball person. You're you're like
39:02
Speaker 3: the Woges, the new Woge here. You have all the
39:05
Speaker 3: inside scoopage on the NBA. So the average NBA championship
39:08
Speaker 3: head coach, when's their first title after just two or
39:11
Speaker 3: three seasons with a team.
39:12
Speaker 2: I'm the only one that had more than.
39:15
Speaker 3: Six seasons with a team before winning the first championship.
39:20
Speaker 2: Who am I?
39:20
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, this was so hard for me to
39:23
Speaker 5: think about. I'm gonna go with my yellow donkey, Gavin.
39:28
Speaker 3: Okay, your yellow donkey. You have a yellow donkey, Yes
39:32
Speaker 3: you do. His name's Gavin.
39:34
Speaker 2: Okay. That is interesting. It's wrong.
39:37
Speaker 3: You're right the correct answer, and a couple of you
39:42
Speaker 3: idiots got it right.
39:42
Speaker 2: The correct answer is Michael Malone a ever.
39:46
Speaker 3: Nuggets took him eight years, eight years, and the Nuggets
39:53
Speaker 3: rose to the top of the mountain, right there at
39:55
Speaker 3: the very top