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What to Do When You're Oozing | Thursday January 30, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh with
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Speaker 1: us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trade
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Speaker 1: Trenholme and Raj Sharma. Today is Thursday, January thirtieth, twenty
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Speaker 1: twenty five. I think it's safe to say that in
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Speaker 1: most situations, hitting a high score is a hell of
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Speaker 1: an achievement. It's something to be proud of, right m M.
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Speaker 1: There's one situation where breaking the high score is not
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Speaker 1: trying to think of all the different words that are
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Speaker 1: coming to mind, but there is one situation where breaking
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Speaker 1: the top score is not something to be applauded, and
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Speaker 1: that is breathalyze your tests.
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Speaker 2: Well, it depends on your goal.
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Speaker 1: I guess it does depend on your goal. If your
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Speaker 1: goal is to be arrested and going to jail and
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Speaker 1: endanger the lives of countless others around you, then okay, sure.
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Speaker 1: But me breaking the high score on Cruising USA at
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Speaker 1: the Aladdin Arcade at the Mall when I was a
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Speaker 1: child man, that was a great feeling. But if you
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Speaker 1: break a breathalyzer because you're so drunk, that's not something
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Speaker 1: that should be applauded. But you will make the news
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Speaker 1: a drunk driver in Wisconsin was so hammered on Friday
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Speaker 1: he maxed out the breathalyzer, something I didn't even know
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Speaker 1: was possible.
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Speaker 2: What is the number that maxes out? I guess you're
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Speaker 2: might tell us.
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Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked I I'm going to tell you
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Speaker 1: because we've all been drunk, but I don't think I've
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Speaker 1: ever been. I don't think I've ever been break the
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Speaker 1: high score on the breathalyzer drunk. Fifty two year old
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Speaker 1: Randell via Real is a middle school gym teacher in Wakeshaw, Wisconsin.
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Speaker 1: Police got a call last Friday about a hit and
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Speaker 1: run crash around seven point thirty in the morning. Keep
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Speaker 1: that in mind. Everything I'm going to tell you about
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Speaker 1: this story happened in the morning. Turned out old Randall
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Speaker 1: had dropped his kid off at a different school, then
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Speaker 1: he drove off to go to his school where he
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Speaker 1: was a teacher. On his way to his job, he
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Speaker 1: rear ended someone and left the scene. He did tell
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Speaker 1: the person before he left the scene of the accident
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Speaker 1: that he had to go because he's a teacher and
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Speaker 1: he had to get to school. The person he hit
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Speaker 1: got a shot of his license plate and police found
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Speaker 1: his smashed up vehicle in the school parking lot. They
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Speaker 1: gave him not one, not two, not three, but four
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Speaker 1: field sobriety tests. Four field sobriety tests is what they
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Speaker 1: gave this man. He blew a point four, which is
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Speaker 1: also five times the legal limit. It might have been higher,
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Speaker 1: but that's where the breathalyzer max is out point four.
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Speaker 2: I thought, I believe I've read a breathalyzer's in the
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Speaker 2: point five.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I've heard of a story where
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Speaker 1: there was one and a point five. I've heard of
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Speaker 1: other stories where blood alcohol content was over point four,
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Speaker 1: but I don't know, but I don't like, yeah, but
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Speaker 1: I don't know if that was on a breathalyzer or
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Speaker 1: from a blood draw. This particular breathalyzer maxes out at
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Speaker 1: point four, which, if you think about it, if you're
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Speaker 1: the manufacturer, do you really need a number any higher
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Speaker 1: than that? I mean, if they hit that, I mean
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Speaker 1: clearly they're above the legal limit. Anything higher than that
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Speaker 1: really is just you know, running up the score. In
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Speaker 1: court on Monday, the judge told him he's lucky to
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Speaker 1: be alive. He couldn't even believe someone could be that drunk.
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Speaker 1: Especially before eight a m. Now, let's go back over
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Speaker 1: the chain of events here things we know happened. This
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Speaker 1: teacher got in his car with his child, drove his
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Speaker 1: child to school, got the child there safely, left that
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Speaker 1: school to go to his teaching job. On the way
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Speaker 1: he hit somebody left that accident scene, telling the person
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Speaker 1: he hit sorry, I'm a teacher. I gotta go to work.
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Speaker 1: And then he goes to work. And then when he's
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Speaker 1: at work, I don't even know if he made it
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Speaker 1: into first period. He's a gym teacher. I've been, and
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Speaker 1: I remember the fun days in school when it was
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Speaker 1: substitute teacher day or our our regular teacher wasn't feeling well.
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Speaker 1: And what did they do? Trey put a movie on.
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Speaker 1: That's right, they wheeled in the TV. The holy grail
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Speaker 1: of school to gen X was when the door opened
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Speaker 1: and in came the TV on the cart and everyone rejoiced.
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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful thing. And I don't think there's an
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Speaker 1: adult equivalent that I can think of.
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Speaker 2: Now.
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Speaker 1: I know when. Now, I know when that TV came
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Speaker 1: rolling into school. When then when that TV came rolling
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Speaker 1: into the classroom, that teacher hungover?
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Speaker 2: Well, it also it makes you guess if he's a
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Speaker 2: gym teacher, that's a dodgeball day.
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Speaker 1: It's a dodgeball day, and you probably just keep drinking
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Speaker 1: and just enjoy the show.
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Speaker 2: It makes me questioned a lot of things in my childhood.
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Speaker 1: It really does, doesn't it. You go back, I can
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Speaker 1: start thinking about all the different things from school and
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Speaker 1: recess gym class? Is that the reason why the gym
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Speaker 1: teachers thought it was so funny to make you climb
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Speaker 1: that rope? And it wasn't just a normal rope, right,
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Speaker 1: It was the rope that went how high all the
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Speaker 1: way to the ceiling of a gymnasium that's like forty
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Speaker 1: to fifty feet that is hairlously dangerous, and the only
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Speaker 1: thing protecting you if you fell was either a other
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Speaker 1: kids or b a gymnastics mat that's about, I don't know,
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Speaker 1: two inches thick and at the center of it was concrete.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but also it makes you wonder. It's like, because
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Speaker 2: your Fridays and they always what's the end of the week?
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Speaker 2: Were Friday's the fun day because all the teachers had
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Speaker 2: gone out on Thursday night?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because it was ladies night and most teachers that
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Speaker 1: we grew up with were female.
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Speaker 2: Or or the gym coaches were single males. Absolutely, and
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Speaker 2: they're tight polyestra shorts.
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Speaker 1: I'm to think of it. I think you're right, Trey.
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Speaker 1: Some of the games that we played in gym and
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Speaker 1: in recess don't sound like games that a sober person
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Speaker 1: would come up with, dodgeball being one of them. But
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Speaker 1: there was one game that actually I think is even
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Speaker 1: more sadistic than dodgeball, and that's wallball. Wallball is the
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Speaker 1: one where it's a it's basically a firing squad with
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Speaker 1: a red playground ball. That's definitely a game that a
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Speaker 1: inebraated person came up with. Let's put a bunch of
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Speaker 1: kids up against a wall and have them throw red
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Speaker 1: playground balls at each other. Bonus points that they get
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Speaker 1: hit in the face.
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Speaker 2: I don't think I ever played wall ball. Was that
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Speaker 2: something that they did in the Orphanage?
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Speaker 1: I guess that was part of the orphans game Here,
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Speaker 1: I was thinking it was.
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Speaker 1: H Dana Mally here along with Trey Trendholm and Raj
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Speaker 1: Sharma on Thursday, January thirtieth, twenty twenty five, coming off
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Speaker 1: of the teacher in Wisconsin that was recently arrested for
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Speaker 1: maxing out of breathalyzer at point four. Didn't even know
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Speaker 1: that you could do that, but I guess it makes
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Speaker 1: sense because if you're any higher than that, there's no
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Speaker 1: reason for the machine to go higher. All it really
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Speaker 1: needs to know is that you're over the legal limit.
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Speaker 1: The judge not only told told the man that you
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Speaker 1: shouldn't be alive, but basically told him that lesser people
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Speaker 1: would be dead. That's the kind of number you hit
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Speaker 1: when you are, in fact an alcoholic. Like this is
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Speaker 1: a guy who stayed, who not only did not die
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Speaker 1: while maxing out a breathalyzer, but he managed to take
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Speaker 1: his kid to school ironically got him there in one piece.
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Speaker 1: After he dropped the kid off at school, he runs
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Speaker 1: into somebody in a car accident, leaves a scene, and
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Speaker 1: then manages to get himself to school to teach that day.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. That's the amazing thing is that he maintained some
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Speaker 2: semblance of functionality. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I think a lot of that is muscle memory. I
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Speaker 1: really do. Like, I don't think you're doing your taxes.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but most humans would be night night at a
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Speaker 2: certain point. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I think he was close though, because when they administered
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Speaker 1: the four different field sobriety tests at the school gymnasium,
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Speaker 1: which a bet was fun. Hopefully they didn't have the
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Speaker 1: students watching. Prosecutors say he failed all four of them,
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Speaker 1: including counting and walking, which if you gets out the breathalyzer,
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Speaker 1: there's really no surprise there.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: All right, speaking of being absolutely drunk, let's talk about
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Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys, shall we. So the other day the
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Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys.
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Speaker 2: Announced what, hang on a second, we're talking We've got cowboys.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna talk a little bit about our team,
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Speaker 1: the Cowboys.
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Speaker 2: Okay, there we go.
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Speaker 1: You gotta make sure that on our cameras you change
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Speaker 1: your background too. Dumpster fire, that's right, that's the that's Tracey, A.
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Speaker 2: Big flaming dumpster fire. Not just you know, you know,
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Speaker 2: a single bag in the dumpster. No, no, fully engulfed,
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Speaker 2: blazed like.
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Speaker 1: A southern California dumpster.
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Speaker 2: Yes, gotcha.
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Speaker 1: So that is how you could describe the Dallas Cowboys franchise,
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Speaker 1: not from a business side, because they're making tons of money,
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Speaker 1: but from an actual product side, which is the football
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Speaker 1: they are not good and have not been for most
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Speaker 1: of the years of the last thirty years.
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Speaker 2: And let's be honest of and especially in the last year,
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Speaker 2: have tied up hundreds of millions of dollars in two
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Speaker 2: players that were both, even when healthy, below average and
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Speaker 2: regressed as a franchise dramatically.
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Speaker 1: The two players you're talking about are Dak Prescott and
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Speaker 1: Ceedee Lamb.
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Speaker 2: Yes, interesting, and didn't sign sign those two, didn't sign
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Speaker 2: probably the most valuable person on the team and left
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Speaker 2: that somewhat chance now in Michael Parsons gotcha.
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Speaker 1: So it'll be an interesting offseason. And the off season
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Speaker 1: hasn't even started yet because he kind of played the
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Speaker 1: Super Bowl first. But the Cowboys did part ways with
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Speaker 1: head coach Mike McCarthy and they decided, after a very
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Speaker 1: shallow search of a head coach replacement, to hire from
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Speaker 1: within their offensive coordinator, Brian Schottenheimer.
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Speaker 2: Martin he's never called a play. He's never called a
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Speaker 2: play in his life.
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Speaker 1: You know what, though, here's the thing. To be a
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Speaker 1: head coach. You don't have to call the plays, you
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Speaker 1: just you just got to be the guy that's in
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Speaker 1: charge of stuff, or in this case, the guy that's
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Speaker 1: kind of there to be puppeteered by Jerry. So anyway,
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Speaker 1: the Cowboys announced Brian Schottenheimer as the new head coach
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Speaker 1: of the Cowboys, and pretty much all of Cowboys Nation
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Speaker 1: was displeased, and so they got to answer questions about
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Speaker 1: that from the media, to which Jerry Jones had one
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Speaker 1: of his more interesting and colorful replies to fans and
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Speaker 1: media questioning the hiring of Brian Schottenheimer as the new
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Speaker 1: head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.
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Speaker 6: There's a very low percentage of this that is smiles
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Speaker 6: and glory holes, very low percentage.
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Speaker 1: I think it's fair that before Jerry and Steven start
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Speaker 1: talking to the media, they should blow into a breathalyzer.
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Speaker 2: Nah nah like here. And this is where the Cowboys
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Speaker 2: franchise just discussed me even more is because after the
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Speaker 2: first time Jerry used the glory whole thing. Okay, I
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Speaker 2: get it, that's an old man term first time, and
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Speaker 2: you caught a bunch of flack. This time. He's doing
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Speaker 2: it on purpose. That and that is the whole problem
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Speaker 2: with Jerry. This is all about pr This has nothing
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Speaker 2: to do with with the product on the fields. All
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Speaker 2: he wants the publicity.
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Speaker 1: I'm starting to believe that the Jones family, and especially
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Speaker 1: Jerry Jones, is the biggest troll of Cowboys fans that
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Speaker 1: there is, and that includes the Eagles fan base.
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Speaker 2: I believe, I.
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Speaker 1: Believe Jerry Jones is a bigger troll to Cowboys fans
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Speaker 1: than Eagles fans are.
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Speaker 2: And that's saying something. It's like the it's it is.
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Speaker 2: It is like the ultimate abusive relationship. He knows, he
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Speaker 2: knows the fans will come back, and so he will, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: buy a hat, Yeah, oh you fell down again?
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Speaker 1: Come to the games party pad? Is there only forty
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Speaker 1: nine dollars? This year is our year?
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Speaker 2: Don't make me do it again.
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Speaker 1: That's not the actual score of the game. In our minds,
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Speaker 1: the Cowboys won. And I say that because if this
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Speaker 1: sounds like gaslighting, it is. And here's Stephen Jones doing.
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Speaker 1: If you've heard the term gaslight and you're not really
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Speaker 1: sure what it is, I'm going to give you a
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Speaker 1: very good example of it in the wild from Stephen
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Speaker 1: Jones of the Dallas Cowboys. This is at a press conference.
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Speaker 1: This is at the press conference when they were introducing
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Speaker 1: Brian Schottenheimer as the new head coach of the Dallas Cowboys,
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Speaker 1: and Stephen Jones was asked about the drought or the
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Speaker 1: lack of postseason success that the Cowboys have had in
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Speaker 1: the last thirty years. Probably helps if I unmute the audio. There,
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Speaker 1: hang on, here we go.
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Speaker 7: Obviously, we're also evaluating where it didn't go right, you know,
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Speaker 7: in terms of you know, this drought that people say
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Speaker 7: we're in, in terms of a championship game or a
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Speaker 7: Super Bowl.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna play that again just for effect, But when
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Speaker 1: he says drought is when he uses the fingers to
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Speaker 1: do the air quotes.
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Speaker 7: Obviously, we're also evaluating where it didn't go right, you know,
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Speaker 7: in terms of you know, this drought that people.
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Speaker 1: Say we're in in terms of a championship game or
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Speaker 1: a super Bowl. Look, I've seen people misuse air quotes
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Speaker 1: a lot because they don't know exactly how to do
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Speaker 1: it properly. And in this case, uh, Stephen Jones either
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Speaker 1: doesn't know how to do it properly or he is
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Speaker 1: outright trying to gaslight Cowboys fans, which I think is
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Speaker 1: the case because Jerry's also said it that, hey, yeah,
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Speaker 1: we haven't won a Super Bowl, we have not been
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Speaker 1: to a title game in you know, twenty eight years,
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Speaker 1: but we've we've we've won a lot the games, so
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Speaker 1: we've been close.
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Speaker 2: The the rest, I'm sorry, the Commanders have been the
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Speaker 2: biggest even they for twenty five years the Cowboys had
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Speaker 2: safe Harvard because the Commanders were always a bigger dumpster fire.
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Speaker 2: Daniel Snyder was always a worse a far worse owner
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Speaker 2: and seemingly far worse human being. One year after the
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Speaker 2: you know, and their second season under new ownership, with
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Speaker 2: the Cowboys old defensive coordinator and some some first round picks,
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Speaker 2: they made it to the NFC Championship, a place the
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Speaker 2: Cowboys have not gone since what ninety six?
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Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah, one year turnaround, you know.
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Speaker 2: That's and they say that that the Schottenheimer pick was
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Speaker 2: Steven and Jerry Junior's pick not not now, And I
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Speaker 2: don't know if that's them taking heat for for for
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Speaker 2: Jerry or if because at one point they said Stephen
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Speaker 2: was was it was the voice of reason in that
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Speaker 2: in that organization, that he understood the salary cap everything else.
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Speaker 2: But now has he has has Jerry if you yeah,
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Speaker 2: it is is Jerry Emperor Palpatine and he's just gonna
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Speaker 2: and now he's just drawn people to the dark side.
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Speaker 1: He has absolutely sucked Stephen Jones over to the dark side.
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Speaker 1: If and you're right trail. At some point there was
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Speaker 1: hope among Cowboys Nation that Stephen Jones would bring uh,
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Speaker 1: some new leadership, some common sense, some balance to the force,
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Speaker 1: some balance to the force. And instead they flipped him
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Speaker 1: like Anakin. And now we've got now we've got you know,
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Speaker 1: Emperor and Vader.
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Speaker 2: Yeah if, no hope, none, not even not even little
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Speaker 2: little baby Yoda. There's just it's it's and you know,
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Speaker 2: here's the problem is. And this was proven in the
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Speaker 2: last seveon, even with Cooper Rush at the Helm and
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Speaker 2: and when the Cowboys won two games in a row,
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Speaker 2: people start buying tickets again that the sheep just keep
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Speaker 2: coming back, like.
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Speaker 1: Right back to the slaughter.
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Speaker 2: Go Eagles. Mm hmm.
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Speaker 1: I'm not going that far. I'm I'm all in on
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Speaker 1: the Kansas City Swifties.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Go hey, you know what, either way, because the
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Speaker 2: former team that used to that, that used to be
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Speaker 2: in Dallas, now Yo has a superior product. Go Commandos,
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Speaker 2: Go Eagles, go Chiefs, go go anything.
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Speaker 1: Just anything but the Cowboys, not the Jaguars. I mean,
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Speaker 1: come on, but well, let I don't think we fit
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Speaker 1: that rockbottom just yet.
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Speaker 2: We're close.
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Speaker 1: January thirtieth, twenty twenty five. Tray, do you think Texas
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Speaker 1: is a good state or a bad state when it
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Speaker 1: comes to being single? I'm asking you because you live
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Speaker 1: in Texas and you're single. Is Texas at good bad
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Speaker 1: state to be single?
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Speaker 2: I'd say overall, it's probably a good state to be single.
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Speaker 1: All right, Well, congratulations on the list of worst states
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Speaker 1: for singles. In a recent study, Texas did not make
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Speaker 1: the list, so you know, yeah, yes, yay. So which
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Speaker 1: states did make the list of worst states to be single.
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Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked. Recent study found Florida is actually
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Speaker 1: the top state for singles. Okay, but the top states,
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The worst states to be single are West Virginia.
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Speaker 1: They say in West Virginia, the average marriage stretches an
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Speaker 1: impressive twenty two point six years. But if you're single,
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Speaker 1: don't expect it to be easy. One of the oldest
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Speaker 1: populations in the country and limited opportunities for younger folks.
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Speaker 1: It's slim pickens in the mountain state. Following what Virginia,
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Speaker 1: what is it? Trae cousins, I think you're going to
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Speaker 1: notice a theme among the worst states to be single.
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Speaker 1: To be single in the United States, Number two, North Dakota.
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Speaker 2: Just lack of population. No one wants to live.
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Speaker 1: There, Arkansas cousins, Alaska, no one wants to live there,
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Speaker 1: lack of options, Kentucky cousins, Wyoming.
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Speaker 2: People want to live there. But yeah, sparsely populated.
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Speaker 1: South Dakota.
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Speaker 2: Just a hair better than North Dakota.
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Speaker 1: Also lack of population. Hawaii.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that one is sort of the curveball.
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Speaker 1: You would think single in Hawaii would be decent.
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Speaker 2: Actually, it's funny because, uh, I have never been to Hawaii,
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Speaker 2: but everyone, especially any single people i've that I know
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Speaker 2: that I've ever gone there, said it sucks because Hawaii
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Speaker 2: is very expensive to live there, and so it's it's
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Speaker 2: almost all married people. So it's it's a lack of
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Speaker 2: options deal.
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Speaker 1: It's so Hawaii is also lack of options like Alaska,
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Speaker 1: both Dakota's okay. New Mexico is another horrible state to
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Speaker 1: be single the.
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Speaker 2: Lack of options.
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Speaker 1: According to some studies, New Mexico has the highest number
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Speaker 1: of single adults, but it ranks near the bottom for
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Speaker 1: online dating opportunities, which begs the question why aren't the
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Speaker 1: single people dating? Apparently they have bigger problems to worry about.
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Speaker 1: The third lowest media and household income, the highest crime rate,
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Speaker 1: Safety and stability come first, So low income, high crime rate.
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Speaker 1: Add that to the challenge of spotty internet access, it's
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Speaker 1: one of the worst states for connectivity. So and considering
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Speaker 1: how finding a new person to date, the most popular
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Speaker 1: way you do that now is through online situations. That
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Speaker 1: makes New Mexico a pain in the ass. Another state
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Speaker 1: that makes the worst states to be single in South Carolina, say.
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Speaker 2: It, Trey, I mean the Cousins show that that actually
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Speaker 2: surprises me because you've got beach.
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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
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Speaker 2: I guess there's no really major urban and Charleston's wonderful.
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Speaker 1: Dating opportunities are slim there. Apparently it's a few single adults,
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Speaker 1: limited online dating options, and you throw in also a
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Speaker 1: high crime rate. Dating feels like dodging creeps instead of
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Speaker 1: Cupid's arrows. According to Yahoo. Also another state on the
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Speaker 1: worst states to be single in Mississippi, cousins in Mississippi.
28:41
Speaker 1: The state's not the only thing that's burned. Also Kansas.
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Speaker 1: So have you noticed the vast majority of the states
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Speaker 1: where it sucks to be single?
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Speaker 3: Southern states?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, southern or cold as bleep.
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Speaker 1: You would think in colder environments that that might actually
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Speaker 1: be a good recipe for romance. You need to get
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Speaker 1: together for some body heat kind of a thing, but
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Speaker 1: apparently not.
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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, extremely rural uh Southern, which we really don't
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Speaker 2: think about it much today, but there are still lots
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Speaker 2: of places that have spotty, if none no internet access.
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Speaker 1: So and if that's the way to find love these days,
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Speaker 1: it makes sense that we saw the story that we
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Speaker 1: did last week where the the man thought his best
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Speaker 1: chance at love was with the nostril of a horse.
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Speaker 1: It's not that he's sick, it's just a lack of option.
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Speaker 1: January Thursday, January thirty A, twenty twenty five. There we go.
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Speaker 1: All I gotta do is just you know, remember the day.
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Speaker 1: That's all I gotta do. It really should be, you know,
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Speaker 1: something small, but it turns out it could be difficult.
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Speaker 1: All right, Trey, have you ever tried the carnivore diet?
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Speaker 2: What's what's the difference between carnivore diet like Atkins diet.
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Speaker 1: I don't know, Okay, I think I think they're extremely similar.
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Speaker 1: My understanding of the carnivore diet is very much like Atkins,
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Speaker 1: where it's all animal based things that you're eating like
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Speaker 1: it's just high protein, no carbs, all that kind of stuff.
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Speaker 1: And Atkins diet is high protein, high fat using and
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Speaker 1: no carbohydrates, therefore using your stored fat as energy to
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Speaker 1: you know, lose weight. And the carnivore diet is supposed
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Speaker 1: to be similar.
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Speaker 2: Go ahead. I tried Atkins back in the show days
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Speaker 2: when Russ got on it, and at one point most
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Speaker 2: you know, other people on the show lost a bunch
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Speaker 2: of weight. I tried it a little bit. I got
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Speaker 2: really tired of it really quick. And the other problem
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Speaker 2: with any of those is a lot of times the
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Speaker 2: many people get off of them, they blow up like
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Speaker 2: a balloon because then your body is just it gets
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Speaker 2: carbs and it stores them. Now, in general, I try
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Speaker 2: to eat a low carb diet. You know, meat and
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Speaker 2: a vegetable is generally my dinner every night.
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Speaker 1: But right, well, the carnivor diet kind of depending on
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Speaker 1: how you do it it. Some people take people take
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Speaker 1: things to extremes. And one guy did that with a
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Speaker 1: carnivore diet. He was in his mid forties and his
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Speaker 1: diet consisted of meat, fat, and dairy only, and he
32:30
Speaker 1: did this for quite a while. The problem is he
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Speaker 1: did it too much, because he showed up at a Tampa,
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Speaker 1: Florida hospital with ooze emanating from yellowish nodes on the
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Speaker 1: palms of his hands, elbows, and the soles of his feet.
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Speaker 1: The man told doctors he'd adopted a carnivore diet eight
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Speaker 1: months ago, explaining that his daily intake was made up
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Speaker 1: of entire sticks of butter, six to nine pounds of cheese,
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Speaker 1: and hamburger patties. The carnivore diet, which involves consuming only
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Speaker 1: animal bride products such as meat, eggs, and dairy, it's
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Speaker 1: gained popularity in fitness circles. Devotees claim that pure protein,
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Speaker 1: no vegetable lifestyle has helped them shed weight and improve
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Speaker 1: their overall health. This guy, though, took it to an
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Speaker 1: extreme where he was eating and I can't believe this
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Speaker 1: is real, entire sticks of butter, six to nine pounds
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Speaker 1: of cheese, and hamburger patties daily.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: He claimed he lost weight and saw improvements in his
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Speaker 1: energy levels and cognitive function. But his skin, that's a
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Speaker 1: totally different story. The ooze had been affecting him for
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Speaker 1: nearly a month before he sought treatment. Guys, look, don't
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Speaker 1: hold out going to the doctor. If something is drastically
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Speaker 1: different and something is happening to you that is not normal.
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Speaker 1: If you're oozing something, go to the doctor.
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Speaker 2: I think that right there, you can isolate that and
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Speaker 2: just go. If you are oozing, seek medical attention.
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Speaker 1: M hm.
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Speaker 2: Regardless of the circumstances. The human body generally does not use.
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Speaker 1: No unless something's wrong.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 6: Uh.
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Speaker 1: Doctors revealed that the butter man's total cholesterol Hang on, Trey,
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Speaker 1: do you know what the normal healthy cholesterol level is?
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Speaker 2: I want to say they keep revising it, but I
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Speaker 2: want to say this point in time, it's like one
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Speaker 2: fifty is the the number.
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Speaker 1: That according to this a healthy cholesterol level is two
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Speaker 1: hundred milligrams per de leader whatever mg slash deal all right,
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Speaker 1: high is two forty. This man's total cholesterol exceeded one thousand.
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Speaker 2: Jeez, what.
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Speaker 1: That is five times over what's considered healthy, four times
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Speaker 1: higher than what's considered high. I'm gonna say this again.
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Speaker 1: If you are oozing something, god to the doctor. And
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Speaker 1: you know the fine print on health and nutrition things
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Speaker 1: when it says do things in moderation, this is what
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Speaker 1: they're talking about. You can have a high protein diet
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Speaker 1: where you eat neat cheese, eggs and dairy and such,
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Speaker 1: but not six to nine pounds of cheese per day,
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Speaker 1: not entire sticks of butter. No, I'm trying to think,
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Speaker 1: I mean, unless you want to become featured at the
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Speaker 1: State Fair.
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Speaker 2: Like I recently. I mean, over the last year, I
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Speaker 2: started using butter more. I had tried to avoid it,
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Speaker 2: but then you started reading some of the things its
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Speaker 2: like butter. Probably maybe I don't want to give out
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Speaker 2: medical advice, but butter seems to have gotten a bad
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Speaker 2: rap yep in moderation. But I probably you so a
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Speaker 2: thing of you know, buy a thing of the butter.
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Speaker 2: That's four sticks. I probably buy a thing of butter
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Speaker 2: every four to six weeks.
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Speaker 1: Okay, So you're so you're not oozing.
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Speaker 2: I know I'm not not using then you're probably okay,
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Speaker 2: I think.
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Speaker 1: So.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And what are you gonna do?
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Speaker 1: Tree?
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Speaker 2: If you start oozing, I'm going to seek medical attention.
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Speaker 1: That's a good idea. Not all of our ideas are stupid.
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Speaker 1: is Thursday January thirty, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate with
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Speaker 1: some birthdays, shall we. We'll start out today with Wilmer Valderama.
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Speaker 1: He is forty five today. Trey, you and I know
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Speaker 1: him best as Fez on that seventies show, probably, but
37:36
Speaker 1: his career has had a resurgence as Nick Torres on
37:41
Speaker 1: n CIS. Yes, Trey, do you watch any of the
37:47
Speaker 1: NCIS shows or like the Chicago cop shows or any
37:50
Speaker 1: of that stuff?
37:51
Speaker 2: So I'm for a while watched NCIS when Mark Harmon
37:57
Speaker 2: was on there and what's the guy's name, Michael Weatherley?
38:04
Speaker 2: I think it was the guy's name, and some of
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Speaker 2: that original cast. But and it's not that it's it's
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Speaker 2: bad now, it's a good show. But after a while
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Speaker 2: I just moved on to other things. Uh, for a while,
38:18
Speaker 2: I watched n c I s l A with ll
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Speaker 2: cool J, and again just kind of moved on to
38:26
Speaker 2: other things. Have not gotten into any of the Chicago shows.
38:30
Speaker 2: I've seen a couple. They're they're good, they're they're good shows,
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Speaker 2: but I don't I don't have that much viewing time.
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Speaker 1: Uh, those shows are always on TV. When I'm at
38:42
Speaker 1: the gym. It's like one of the TV's is usually
38:44
Speaker 1: on ESPN, and there's another TV that's usually on I
38:48
Speaker 1: think it's USA or TBS, So it's one of those
38:50
Speaker 1: rerun shows of cop things, whether it's Lawn Order SVU, which,
38:55
Speaker 1: let me tell you, that's fun to look up when
38:56
Speaker 1: you're on the elliptical and look up at the TV
38:58
Speaker 1: and they're talking about incest on television on SVU. That's
39:02
Speaker 1: great programming. But I'll occasionally look up and I'll see
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Speaker 1: Wilmer Valdorama on there because n cis rerun is on.
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Speaker 1: It's happy birthday to him. He is forty five today.
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Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll celebrate by introducing a new Hollywood starlet
39:15
Speaker 1: to his bedroom.
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Speaker 2: I was about to say, he's a that's we've known
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Speaker 2: as quite the ladies man too.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Lindsay, I mean they were they were
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Speaker 1: like all a lot of the young starlets from the
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Speaker 1: like the mid two thousands, Their their their paths to
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Speaker 1: stardom went through his bedroom.
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Speaker 2: It seemed well and willingly, unlike one of his other
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Speaker 2: co stars on that seventies show.
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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's important to get consent. Yes, man, We're
39:40
Speaker 1: just full of great advice today, aren't we.
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Speaker 2: We are.
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Speaker 1: If you're oozing, go to the doctor and always get consent.
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Speaker 2: Uh huh.
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Speaker 1: Other birthdays today, Christian Bale turns fifty one today. Christian
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Speaker 1: Bale is a phenomenal actor. And I can say this
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Speaker 1: with the utmost confidence. He is someone that I have
39:58
Speaker 1: seen from for my ent higher life as an actor.
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Speaker 1: I'm not as old as he is, but I still
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Speaker 1: remember him as the kid in Empire of the Sun
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Speaker 1: way back in the early eighties. He was the kid
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Speaker 1: an Empire of the Sun, and then he became back.
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Speaker 3: I know that.
40:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, in this head tray, in this head of mine
40:20
Speaker 1: is tons of useless information.
40:26
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna argue with you on that one.
40:28
Speaker 1: You can't. It's kind of a retort. It's there's no
40:30
Speaker 1: way to come back from that statement.
40:33
Speaker 2: Have we ever discussed this? Who's your favorite Batman?
40:40
Speaker 1: That's tough because I'm usually and it depends person. When
40:45
Speaker 1: it comes to most hard questions, I would probably say
40:57
Speaker 1: I would probably say Christian Bale encompasses some of the
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Speaker 1: things I like about other guys that played Batman, Like
41:04
Speaker 1: I really like Michael Keaton as Batman, but the action
41:09
Speaker 1: of it was not as good as the more updated
41:13
Speaker 1: Batman franchises, even though he didn't get to do it much.
41:17
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck' Batman and the action sequences was awesome, like
41:22
Speaker 1: when he face plants that dude when he's saving Superman's mama.
41:26
Speaker 1: That's a phenomenal fight scene. And there wasn't enough of
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Speaker 1: that with him with the DC stuff that he did
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Speaker 1: with Snyder. So I would actually say Christian Bale because
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Speaker 1: he's the balance, He's the greatness of all the other
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Speaker 1: guys that played Batman.
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Speaker 2: It's funny, and Christian Bale is my number two. But
41:47
Speaker 2: something about with age and going back, Michael Keaton is
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Speaker 2: my favorite Batman now wow, because it those movies at
41:55
Speaker 2: the time we were advanced like and but he also
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Speaker 2: it's a little more lighthearted than the darkness of the
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Speaker 2: Christian Bale character.
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Speaker 1: Despite the fact that those first two Batman movies that
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Speaker 1: Michael Keaton did were themselves very dark and everything.
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Speaker 2: But he had, you know, a little bit of a sarcasm,
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Speaker 2: little bit of levity to it that you know, Christian
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Speaker 2: Bale is always more serious.
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Speaker 1: It would have been fun if you could have taken
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Speaker 1: Michael Keaton's Batman and paired it with some of his
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Speaker 1: other well known characters that he's played in other movies.
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Speaker 1: Like I would like to see Michael Keaton's Batman meshed
42:37
Speaker 1: up with his character in Multiplicity. Oh yeah, there's like
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Speaker 1: six or seven Batman and there all over the room.
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Speaker 2: One's drooling, one's trying to eat the.
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Speaker 1: more little bit of information I want to share with
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Speaker 1: you before we close up the Treehouse for today, Trey,
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Speaker 1: did you hear the big news out of North Korea
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Speaker 1: the other day. Kim Jong un, the Supreme Leader of
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Speaker 1: North Korea, has mandated that hot dogs and selling hot
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Speaker 1: dogs or cooking hot dogs will land you in labor
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Speaker 1: camps in North Korea. No more hot dogs in North Korea.
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Speaker 1: If they catch you with hot dogs in North Korea,
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Speaker 1: your punishment could be time and one of their infamous
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Speaker 1: labor camps. I'm assuming that it's because Kim Jong un
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Speaker 1: once saw the hot dogs for himself and doesn't want
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Speaker 1: anyone else having them in his country. Are there just
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Speaker 1: a shortage of dogs ins? I'm gonna go home now.
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