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Johnjay DID NOT get his MASSAGE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake yours, John Jay, Rich, what crack a leg?
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  Speaker 2: And this is the big boss dog snoopy deegle double
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  Speaker 2: gigsel thing boom, what you don't do. We're not talking
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  Speaker 2: about Rich ten team, We're not talking about last year.
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  Speaker 2: It's the one and only dog you know, the classes,
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  Speaker 2: the last the big.
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  Speaker 1: Sup digle double gizzle in your face to me and
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  Speaker 1: in the place to be And you're listening to John
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  Speaker 1: Jay and Rich, Wake yours John Jay and Rich phone
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  Speaker 1: numbers eight seven seven, nine three seven one o four seven.
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  Speaker 1: You can call us right now jump on the air
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  Speaker 1: that you can also text us. Text jj R and
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  Speaker 1: your message.
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  Speaker 2: In nine six eight ninety three. Hello, good morning, John
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  Speaker 2: Jay and Rich. Can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: Hi? I was just calling because that's what way to
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  Speaker 3: tell you guys a story.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, what's your name, Lexi, Lexie? What's the story.
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  Speaker 3: So when you guys were playing game celebrity who said that?
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  Speaker 3: I was listening to it in my in my AirPod.
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  Speaker 3: When Rich streamed out Bruno Mars, I literally screamed out
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  Speaker 3: Michael Jackson.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Rich said, I've had every dream in
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  Speaker 2: my life come true. I have to.
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  Speaker 1: Say no, It's just say for the steal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that was Oprah? Really yeah right, I tell you
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  Speaker 2: might win an awards for the most joking. No, I
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  Speaker 2: really thought that sounded like him. I've had every dream
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  Speaker 2: in my life come true. I have to say, well, no,
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  Speaker 2: it does sound like. It also sounds like to me.
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  Speaker 2: Now no one's day back there he's having a heart attacks.
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  Speaker 3: And they showed my manager and I was like, who
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  Speaker 3: does this sound like to you? Doesn't well maybe she
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  Speaker 3: was like bias because I was like, don't you think
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  Speaker 3: it sounds like Michael Jackson? And she was like to
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  Speaker 3: be And I was like, it's Oprah and she was like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my gosh. We were just dying. So I had
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  Speaker 3: to like stop the whole meeting and everything, just tell
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  Speaker 3: her why I just dreamed out, Michael, you had your own.
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  Speaker 2: Little celebrity who said that's so funny. I know. I
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  Speaker 2: swear I thought it was Bruno and I thought I
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  Speaker 2: got it right away.
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  Speaker 3: I oh, I have this one in the bag.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you.
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  Speaker 3: I listen to you guys so much sometimes. I accidentally
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  Speaker 3: I just started realizing I give people your guys' number
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  Speaker 3: on the phone for a call back instead of our
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  Speaker 3: work numbers, because I'll be listening back at eight seven seven,
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  Speaker 3: nine three seven one of us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't realize it until I say the one o four
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  Speaker 3: seven part, and I'm like, oh my gosh, that explains
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  Speaker 3: a lot of the calls we did too.
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  Speaker 2: They're all from you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know how long I've been
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  Speaker 3: doing that, but I just realized the other day. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh lord, that's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have a great day, and thank you so much
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  Speaker 1: for listen, thanks for playing the whole edition of Celebrity
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  Speaker 1: who said that. Oh yeah, my bye, that's very nice.
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  Speaker 2: Very nice.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you can always text us, text Jjar whatever you
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  Speaker 1: want to say to nine six eight nineth three or call.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like LEXI did at eight seven seven nine
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  Speaker 1: three seven one oh four seven.
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  Speaker 2: So I posted part of this on my social media
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  Speaker 2: ever the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I would tell you, So, my wife's out of town
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  Speaker 1: and my kids are out of town, so I'm like alone, right,
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  Speaker 1: but I have lots going on right, Like, for example,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how often you guys go grocery shopping.
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  Speaker 2: At probably once or twice a week.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I went the other day by myself, and I
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  Speaker 1: pulled up with the sprouts.
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  Speaker 2: They really going through Sprouts kick right now. I really
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  Speaker 2: like sprouts.
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  Speaker 1: So I pull up at the Sprout's parking lot, and
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  Speaker 1: I always liked to park far away so I get
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  Speaker 1: my steps right.
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  Speaker 2: I like sprouts only because you saw it on Plurbius.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I like Sprouts because that's the they have
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  Speaker 1: all a bunch of different types of the popcorn I like.
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  Speaker 1: And they have a lot of the cloud popcorn and
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  Speaker 1: the lesser evil popcorn.
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  Speaker 2: So I park far away to get my steps.
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  Speaker 1: And as I park far away, I look and there's
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  Speaker 1: a foot massage place there and I'm like, oh, man,
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  Speaker 1: let me go get a foot massage. Because normally when
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  Speaker 1: I'm there with my wife and I says get foo massage,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, no, we gotta do whatever.
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  Speaker 2: He show.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to go to ten other places. So I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I'll go get a foot massage.
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  Speaker 2: So and I believe this place is.
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  Speaker 1: There's like four or five locations, and I pitto this
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  Speaker 1: one location by my house and I walk into the
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  Speaker 1: place and there's a man there and I.
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  Speaker 2: Go, can I have a foot massage please?
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  Speaker 1: And he, you know, he doesn't speak English, and he's
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  Speaker 1: pointing at the at the thing and he's like says,
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  Speaker 1: he tries to say the word appointment. Do you have
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  Speaker 1: an appointment? And I said, I don't have an appointment.
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  Speaker 1: I just walked in and says, walk into the veil,
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  Speaker 1: and he goes, okay, which one do you want? And
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  Speaker 1: I pointed the sixty minute foot massage and then like
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  Speaker 1: back massage. He goes, great. He walks me into this room.
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  Speaker 1: I sit down, like a normal room that I've been
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  Speaker 1: in before, where they have the you know, the couch
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  Speaker 1: and whatever. You put all your stuff in a bucket,
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  Speaker 1: and I take off my shoes and socks and I'm
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  Speaker 1: so excited to get a foot massage. Then a woman
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  Speaker 1: walks in and says, you don't have an appointment. You
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  Speaker 1: can't get a massage. I already got my shoes and
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  Speaker 1: socks off, Like I'm like, look, well, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: And the guy's looking. The guy walks in that walk
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  Speaker 1: me in and he looks at me and shruggs, you show.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like there he goes. I'm like, I go,
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  Speaker 1: I'm you sawry no appointment. I go, there's two of
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  Speaker 1: you here. They go, we have an appointment. Coming in
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  Speaker 1: in five minutes. But there's two of you. Can't one
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  Speaker 1: of you give me the fumicide, and I'm I'm having
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  Speaker 1: this conversation with them and it's not going anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: So I knew that it wasn't going to go anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: So I just put my shoes and socks on and
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  Speaker 1: walked into frigging sprouts without my foot getting massaged.
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  Speaker 2: Tight still, like do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like if I would have walked in they said he
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  Speaker 1: couldn't get me in, and I'd walk out. But the
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  Speaker 1: fact that I took off my shoes and socks and
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  Speaker 1: I was already like at that point where you go,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I was so bud.
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  Speaker 1: So my wife, she is in France right now, she's
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  Speaker 1: in France. She's in France, and she called me. They
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  Speaker 1: went to this she's in Paris, and they took a
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  Speaker 1: three hour train ride to this little city I'd never
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  Speaker 1: heard of before. If I tell you, the name is
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  Speaker 1: called like Cologne or Columbia or I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: the name of.
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  Speaker 2: The city is, the start of the sea.
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  Speaker 1: And she's texting me and calls me once in a
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  Speaker 1: while because the city she's in was.
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  Speaker 2: The movie Beauty and the Beast was based on this city.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's cool, all right, So does that mean anything?
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  Speaker 2: Do you guys? Do you guys know what city it is?
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  Speaker 2: By me?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: But that sounds great, lovely. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So she starts to look at these pictures, look at this,
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  Speaker 1: this place is whatever, this place has been here for
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  Speaker 1: centuries and and I'm like, okay, And then then she says,
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  Speaker 1: guess what, like what she's staying in the same hotel,
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  Speaker 1: which is this is so random that Anthony Bourdain killed
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  Speaker 1: himself in Whoa. And I'm like, that's so random, and
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  Speaker 1: she she goes, yeah, And then I googled it and
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  Speaker 1: it's true. This is so this city that I've never
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  Speaker 1: heard of before. Like, those are two pretty big major things,
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  Speaker 1: like you guys right, no starts to the sea. I thought, Colemar, Colemar,
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  Speaker 1: that's it, Colemar. Yeah right, So does it say Anthony
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  Speaker 1: Bourdain or you looking up.
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  Speaker 2: Beating the Beasts? I looked up Beauting the Beasts. I
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  Speaker 2: did not see that Anthony Bourdain thing coming promoting. No,
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  Speaker 2: she was on a tour with a tour guy. Guy
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  Speaker 2: brought it up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, one of the things going on in this beautiful hotel.
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  Speaker 2: This you got to tell her to go to that
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  Speaker 2: place that Kim Kardashian literally flies to France to just
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  Speaker 2: to go get the croissants there. Remember, Oh my god. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because she's in Paris for the next six days.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now she's just stayed in Paris. It's called it's in Ferdy. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'll send you it, please do because I'm probably saying
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  Speaker 2: that wrong. French people are like, no, it's she was on.
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  Speaker 1: A train and she facetimed me on the train and
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  Speaker 1: they kicked her out of the compartment for talking aloud.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, it wasn't the conductor, it was
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  Speaker 1: another passenger of French.
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  Speaker 2: Pastors, you cannot be talking on their phone. And she's like, well,
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  Speaker 2: she's like about my husband, like kids, all four of us.
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  Speaker 1: And then she was like there so that she had
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  Speaker 1: to get up and go stand somewhere else because she
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  Speaker 1: was bothering you. Another Dutch I was like, mom does
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  Speaker 1: not know how to talk on the phone anyway, So.
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  Speaker 2: Funny little story there you go.
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  Speaker 1: So eight seven seven, nine three seven one oh four
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  Speaker 1: seven or text us text JJR
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  Speaker 2: Whatever's on your mind to nine six eight nine three