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Ya know, it would've been nice to know... · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hi, Vicki. Good morning. You're on the air. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for holding.
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning. I'm good.
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  Speaker 4: How are you?
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  Speaker 5: Good.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Well, so I've been dating this guy about eight months now.
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  Speaker 3: And I am at his apartment constantly. But he has
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  Speaker 3: this roommate named Sam who I've literally never met because
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  Speaker 3: apparently he works nights. They're fine, whatever, something. But then
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  Speaker 3: last week, I'm over there alone. And this, like, drop-dead
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  Speaker 3: gorgeous woman walks in. looks at me sitting on the
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  Speaker 3: couch and goes, oh, you must be the girlfriend. Guys,
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  Speaker 3: Sam is Samantha. I did not know that. And Samantha
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  Speaker 3: is not just his roommate. Samantha is his ex-wife.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, wow. Absolutely not. There's a couple levels of layers.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 6: Uh-huh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So they got divorced three years ago, but I guess
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  Speaker 3: they couldn't afford to get a place on their own,
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  Speaker 3: so they decided to just like I guess, like, stay roommates.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. They have, like, separate bedrooms, allegedly separate lives,
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  Speaker 3: and no hooking up or whatever. He says, like, they're
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  Speaker 3: basically brother and sister now, which to me makes me feel, like, worse, actually, somehow.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: It's weird.
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  Speaker 3: But here's the crazy part. She was actually, like, so
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  Speaker 3: nice to me, and I don't know. He said he
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  Speaker 3: didn't tell me because he said it would make it worse, but, like, baby, listen. Like,
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  Speaker 3: you live with your former wife.
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  Speaker 8: Like, it came weird, okay?
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  Speaker 6: Right, right.
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  Speaker 9: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I'm going to make it weird. I don't think
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  Speaker 3: I can make it weirder than this.
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  Speaker 6: That's right. She said it right. It came weird.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it did.
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  Speaker 9: It did.
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  Speaker 3: And I really do love him, but I don't know, like,
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  Speaker 3: how am I supposed to trust that this is, like,
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  Speaker 3: genuinely platonic?
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  Speaker 7: Like, for real?
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  Speaker 6: Boy. I mean, they just introduced a whole lot of
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  Speaker 6: baggage into your world.
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  Speaker 9: I would feel like Sam, a.k.a. Samantha's reaction when I
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  Speaker 9: walk in, like, oh, you're the girlfriend. Like, to me,
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  Speaker 9: it would be like, give me a little bit more
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  Speaker 9: peace of mind. Because if she came in and was like,
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  Speaker 9: who are you? You know, then I would probably.
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  Speaker 6: Be like, okay, maybe.
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  Speaker 5: But like.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good point.
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  Speaker 6: Yes. Yes, totally. But it's kind of like, is it
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  Speaker 6: a little condescending?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're the girlfriend.
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  Speaker 6: Right. I guess it depends how she said it. It
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  Speaker 6: depends how she said it.
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  Speaker 2: How did she say it?
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  Speaker 10: Well, you said something that I have to follow up on.
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  Speaker 10: So you said, I love him. Like, do you really
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  Speaker 10: love him?
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  Speaker 6: I do.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I really do. Like, he's pretty special, but... I, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: this is a lot to take in and that I
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  Speaker 3: was not expecting.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 10: So you love him, but now you find out that
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  Speaker 10: his roommate is his beautiful ex-wife. Is that a deal
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  Speaker 10: breaker or can you.
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  Speaker 1: Live with it?
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  Speaker 3: Um, I mean, it would have been nice to know, uh,
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  Speaker 3: that Sam was Samantha and his ex-wife and you know,
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  Speaker 3: that's eight months, long time for that stuff. Um, I
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  Speaker 3: don't think it's a deal breaker, but I don't think
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  Speaker 3: I feel very comfortable with it.
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  Speaker 1: You know what you just remind me of?
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  Speaker 10: You just gave me an idea of, like, if we
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  Speaker 10: were to make this a segment and we've got, like,
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  Speaker 10: Kanye tickets online.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like, the way she just said, it would have been
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  Speaker 1: nice to know.
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  Speaker 6: There you go. That's what we call it.
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  Speaker 1: It would have been nice to know that you were
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  Speaker 1: living with your ex.
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  Speaker 6: Before I got too involved with this person. It would
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  Speaker 6: have been nice to know. Yeah, here's what I think
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  Speaker 6: is the win, that you said she was beautiful, too.
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  Speaker 6: That means that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Like, I'm talking, like, she could be
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  Speaker 3: on the cover of a magazine.
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  Speaker 6: Like, my.
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  Speaker 3: She has good taste. I mean.
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  Speaker 1: He chose you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll take that.
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  Speaker 6: Because he chose you.
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  Speaker 3: That's nice.
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  Speaker 6: Is the new version. I think that's great, too. All
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  Speaker 6: these are okay.
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  Speaker 1: Would have been nice to know.
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  Speaker 3: That definitely makes me feel a lot better. Thank you
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  Speaker 3: for that. I didn't think of that. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: my God, she's so pretty. Why is he with me?
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  Speaker 1: I see you like sitting on the bed.
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  Speaker 10: You're sitting on the edge of the bed talking to
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  Speaker 10: him and there's this beautiful woman out in the living
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  Speaker 10: room and you're like, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, yeah, I know she's great. Would have been nice
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  Speaker 1: to know that you are, that's your ex-wife.
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  Speaker 6: I'm fine.
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  Speaker 7: I'm fine.
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  Speaker 6: I'm fine. When you call into our show, make sure
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  Speaker 6: you use that phrase just like this. Would have been
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  Speaker 6: nice to know. When you describe it.
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  Speaker 1: Vicki, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. Thanks so much. I feel a lot better now.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks guys.
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  Speaker 10: We got Kanye tickets on the line. Tell us that
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  Speaker 10: like what you're in a relationship and a bomb is dropped.
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  Speaker 10: Would have been nice to know. Would have been nice
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  Speaker 10: to know. Jessica, we want to hear from you. We
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  Speaker 10: got Kanye West tickets on the line. What's your story?
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  Speaker 2: So I found out that my boyfriend's mom is in
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  Speaker 2: a group chat with all of her sisters. So like
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  Speaker 2: his aunts and like all the girls in the family
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  Speaker 2: where they rate all my outfits and discuss like whether
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  Speaker 2: I'm wife material. Like it, It's real weird, but I'll
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  Speaker 2: tell you the way I found out is my boyfriend
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  Speaker 2: is also in the group chat. Isn't that fun?
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  Speaker 6: Is he participating? He's also rating your outfits to see
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  Speaker 6: if you're marriage material?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, good.
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  Speaker 5: He's just like a fly on the wall.
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  Speaker 6: He's like harding the ants that he agrees with.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, we just put you on here so you know.
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  Speaker 10: But still.
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  Speaker 6: How are you doing so far in the ratings? Do
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  Speaker 6: they like your outfits?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just like averaging a three out of five,
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  Speaker 2: I think.
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  Speaker 6: It's not bad. Oh, that's not great.
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  Speaker 10: So what would have been nice to know doesn't fit here,
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  Speaker 10: does it? Would have been nice to know. Like, he's
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  Speaker 10: not going to go like, hey, I'm going to take
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  Speaker 10: out the dinner. By the way, from now on, my
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  Speaker 10: whole family is going to rate your outfits.
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  Speaker 1: They're not going to say that.
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  Speaker 6: That is, yeah, one that is dropped. Yeah. I mean,
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  Speaker 6: they are rating her to see if she's wifey material.
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  Speaker 1: This one's kind of like not nice to know. Is
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  Speaker 1: it a deal breaker or can you live with it?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: Hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we're going to need you to make a decision.
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  Speaker 1: We're debating. Do they like your outfits? Are you marriage material?
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  Speaker 1: So what's the result?
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  Speaker 6: She said three out of five.
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  Speaker 2: I just think it's weird for them to be talking
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  Speaker 2: about me.
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  Speaker 10: You think that you're going to be dating somebody and
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  Speaker 10: the family's not going to talk about you?
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  Speaker 1: They have to. That's what you do.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but it's like so, is overt the right word?
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  Speaker 2: Like it's just so out in the open like that.
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  Speaker 2: It's so, I don't know. It's weird to see it
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  Speaker 2: in writing.
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  Speaker 6: Well, then maybe you need to get together with your
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  Speaker 6: uncles and find out if this guy's husband material.
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  Speaker 8: I love it.
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: That is so creepy.
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  Speaker 7: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Jessica, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks.
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  Speaker 10: 877-937-1047. You're in a relationship, okay? A month, a year,
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  Speaker 10: 10 years. You found something out. Would have been nice
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  Speaker 10: to know beforehand. What was the bomb that was dropped?
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  Speaker 10: We got Kanye West tickets. More of your calls next
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  Speaker 10: with John Jay Rich.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness. It's John Jay Rich, KISS FM. Wednesday,
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  Speaker 1: September 16th. It would have been nice to know.
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  Speaker 6: It would have been nice to know.
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  Speaker 1: Before you got in this relationship, like a bomb was
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  Speaker 1: dropped on you. Sarah.
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  Speaker 9: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. We got some Kanye tickets for this, Sarah.
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  Speaker 1: What's your story?
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  Speaker 5: Well, it would have been nice to know that my
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  Speaker 5: ex had spent time in prison for illegitimate enterprises and
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  Speaker 5: conspiracies before he manipulated me into his schemes.
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  Speaker 10: Have been nice hold on my microphone's not working that
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  Speaker 10: would have been nice to know it would have been
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  Speaker 10: nice he manipulated you so you got he got you
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  Speaker 10: in the the the stuff that got him in trouble
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  Speaker 10: he did like what'd you.
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  Speaker 4: Do well um so he would like he had all
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  Speaker 4: kinds of fake businesses so he presented himself as like
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  Speaker 4: this legitimate businessman and he had all of these businesses
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  Speaker 4: and he sold cars and he did all this stuff
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  Speaker 4: so i was helping him do all of his books
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  Speaker 4: do all of this stuff come to find out he's
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  Speaker 4: just taking.
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  Speaker 5: All this money from people and flipping it into other
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  Speaker 5: things and never fulfilling his responsibilities with everybody else so
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  Speaker 5: they would.
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  Speaker 4: Call me and be like hey i bought this from.
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  Speaker 5: Him and i'm like i have no idea what is.
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  Speaker 10: Going on okay so you were working for him legitimately
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  Speaker 10: but he was doing bad things.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if working is the right word because
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  Speaker 5: I never got anything.
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  Speaker 2: Out of it.
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  Speaker 6: I guess neither did the customers. But I mean, if
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  Speaker 6: he'd worked that hard on that, he could have just
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  Speaker 6: been a legit businessman and done fine. Sounds like he
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  Speaker 6: was hustling.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
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  Speaker 4: But then he gave me a fake name.
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  Speaker 5: Everything was fake. So I didn't know this until like
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  Speaker 5: 10 months later when I started snooping around and I
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  Speaker 5: was like.
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  Speaker 10: Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, wait a second.
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  Speaker 5: You're not who you say you are.
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  Speaker 10: For 10 minutes, for 10 months, you called him a
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  Speaker 10: different name than his real name he gave you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So what was the name you were calling him?
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  Speaker 2: Michael.
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  Speaker 1: And what's his real name?
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  Speaker 5: Charles.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Did he say, you said he gave you a fake name?
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  Speaker 6: What was your fake name?
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  Speaker 5: Well, when I would talk to the people, he would
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  Speaker 5: always tell them, your name is Megan. And I was like, well,
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  Speaker 5: that's weird, but okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Sarah, hold on a line. That's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 10: Ariel, what's a relationship bomb, by the way? What's a
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  Speaker 10: relationship bomb that happened to you?
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  Speaker 1: It would have been nice to know.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning.
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  Speaker 7: It would have been nice to know. I was married
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  Speaker 7: and it didn't work out. And I was separated. And
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  Speaker 7: right at the beginning of our separation, so we share
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  Speaker 7: a child together. And right at the beginning of our separation,
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  Speaker 7: obviously he moved out. And I was trying to coordinate like, hey,
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  Speaker 7: we need to coordinate picking up and dropping off of
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  Speaker 7: like our son. And he's like, oh, by the way,
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  Speaker 7: I moved to Hawaii.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, that would be nice to know.
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  Speaker 6: He just packed up and left. It's going to be
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  Speaker 6: hard to pick up the kids on a Wednesday. He's
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  Speaker 6: trying to co-parent. No, you moved to a whole different state.
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  Speaker 7: He wanted to do 50-50 custody from Hawaii and Arizona.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, that doesn't really work.
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  Speaker 1: That's a banana. Okay, that's a good one, Ariel. Brittany
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  Speaker 1: was like, whoa, I got the best one ever. What
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  Speaker 1: do you got, Brittany?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, so I fell in love with a guy and
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  Speaker 8: we had a great romance and he had four kids
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  Speaker 8: from a previous relationship, his ex-wife, and I was super
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  Speaker 8: involved in their life. And I mean, we had them
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  Speaker 8: four to five days a week in our home. Everything
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  Speaker 8: was great. Me and the ex-wife got along great. Everything was,
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  Speaker 8: Right before our wedding, I was looking at some paperwork
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  Speaker 8: inside our house while he was at work, and I
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  Speaker 8: found five Social Security numbers, not four. So it would
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  Speaker 8: have been nice to know you had another child out there.
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  Speaker 8: And it turns out that child lived right down the
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  Speaker 8: street from where we were at.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 9: And he just.
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  Speaker 8: So, but then it gets worse. So we obviously in
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  Speaker 8: our separate ways and, you know, we called the wedding
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  Speaker 8: off and everything else. Well, I thought later on in life,
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  Speaker 8: like 10 years now that maybe I missed out on
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  Speaker 8: something that could have been great. And maybe that was
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  Speaker 8: just this one thing that was bad. So I actually
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  Speaker 8: looked him up and found them and we got like
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  Speaker 8: talking and everything. And we went out to dinner and
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  Speaker 8: started kind of dating again. So six months into us
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  Speaker 8: dating again, he's like, by the way, I need to
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  Speaker 8: tell you something. And I'm like, oh, it's not going
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  Speaker 8: to be as bad as me finding the social security number,
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  Speaker 8: is it? And I was kind of joking. And he
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  Speaker 8: was like, oh, yeah, about that. And I was like,
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  Speaker 8: you've got to be kidding me. He was like, so
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  Speaker 8: I didn't exactly have another kid. I actually had two
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  Speaker 8: other kids.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 8: So at the same time that his ex-wife was pregnant
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  Speaker 8: with their first child, he had two other women pregnant, too.
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  Speaker 8: So his first child, he had three women pregnant at
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  Speaker 8: the same time. So he actually not only had another
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  Speaker 8: daughter that I didn't know, he had a son that
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  Speaker 8: I didn't know either.
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  Speaker 1: Was that a deal breaker? Did you stay with him?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, my gosh. He lied to me the first time.
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  Speaker 8: And you think we're getting back together? This would be
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  Speaker 8: something you tell me right at the beginning. But he
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  Speaker 8: waited another six months to tell me there's another kid
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  Speaker 8: out there.
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  Speaker 1: I think he was probably trying to get you pregnant too.
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  Speaker 1: Did it not work? Did you have a kid with him?
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  Speaker 8: No, I don't have any kids with them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 6: Touched a bullet.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like that's what he's trying to do.
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  Speaker 8: No, it's, I actually, he went with me. I had
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  Speaker 8: cancer at the time when we got together. And I
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  Speaker 8: thought when I had it, cause I couldn't have any
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  Speaker 8: kids that what a great daddy was. He was so
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  Speaker 8: good with his kids.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, got a lot of experience.
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  Speaker 8: Top notch kids.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 8: Top notch father. And that's what me one of the
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  Speaker 8: things that made me fall in love with him. And
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  Speaker 8: then not only that, but I was just these kids
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  Speaker 8: are just amazing. You know, they just love their dad
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  Speaker 8: and everything. But to find out that he got to play,
• 12:50
  Speaker 8: he paid, he like played like, oh, I'll deal with
• 12:53
  Speaker 8: these kids, but I won't deal with these kids.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 8: That's not right. You don't get to pick and choose.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes the kids get annoyed.
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  Speaker 6: We all have our favorites.
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  Speaker 4: One of the kids lived like two miles away from us.
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  Speaker 8: And we never saw her. That's what's bad about it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Brittany. That's a good one.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on a second.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: We got to give some Kanye tickets away. Who would
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  Speaker 1: you give them to? Well, you got Sarah there. What
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  Speaker 1: was Sarah's story?
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  Speaker 9: That was good.
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  Speaker 1: The prison scammer.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, come on.
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  Speaker 1: That's so good. Sarah, I forgot. Are you the prison scammer? Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Or Megan.
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  Speaker 6: You can call her whatever you want.
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  Speaker 2: That's good.
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  Speaker 1: So you want to go see Kanye West?
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  Speaker 4: I sure do.
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  Speaker 1: You got him. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 4: Enjoy. Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Yay.
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  Speaker 10: So being scammed and manipulated by a guy who ended
• 13:43
  Speaker 10: up turning out okay.
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  Speaker 1: Just don't take him to Kanye with you.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, hell no. He's gone.
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  Speaker 6: We never asked her if she was still with him. Remember?
• 13:53
  Speaker 6: So at least he's gone. That's good.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: He's gone.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sarah. Hold on the line.
• 13:58
  Speaker 10: We do need to contest for a minute to win it.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: 877-937-1047.
• 14:02
  Speaker 10: We also, it's National Joke Day today, so we've been
• 14:05
  Speaker 10: sprinkling jokes throughout the show. Tanya, you got a joke?
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: Hi, John D.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, I do.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: What's your joke?
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: So I saw your post on Facebook, and I was like,
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go on TikTok because you know how
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: the little cows tell jokes back and forth to each other?
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: So he says, hey, he.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: Goes, why do Mexicans hate protein drinks?
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: And the other little cow, he.
• 14:30
  Speaker 9: Goes, why?
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: And then he says.
• 14:33
  Speaker 9: No, no.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: What do they call a Mexican? I messed it up.
• 14:35
  Speaker 9: Sorry.
• 14:36
  Speaker 7: He said, what do you call a Mexican.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Who hates protein drinks? And he says, I don't know why.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: And he goes, no way, Jose.
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: No way, Jose. No way. What a great Mexican joke.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Great Mexican joke on Mexican Independence Day today. Today's Mexican
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Independence Day.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did. It was one of those wop, wop,
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: wop jokes, but it was hilarious.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you, Tanya. Thanks for listening. Really got her.
• 15:00
  Speaker 9: Thank you, guys.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: Have a good day.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: You too.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Here's a text that just came in.
• 15:04
  Speaker 10: It says, it would have been nice to know my
• 15:06
  Speaker 10: boyfriend was sleeping with my sister.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: That's actually not very nice to know.
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: Your sister? Your blood?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Someone's texting in a joke. How much does a rainbow weigh?
• 15:23
  Speaker 6: How much?
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Not much. It's pretty light. What do you call a
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: cow with no legs?
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: What?
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Ground beef. Oh, that's a sad joke.