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  Is it crazy I know he's talking about?
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  Yeah, I have no. Idea.
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  He's a meme. He's a meme.
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  Don't come for me. I'll come.
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  Anyway, yeah the next one is Hello, I came here from YouTube
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  because it had too many ads. Pretty good site so far but I
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  can't seem to find any cat videos.
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  Mostly all I can find are people having sexual intercourse.
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  Any help? Any help?
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  It has 144 likes. Boy.
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  It smells so good. Scubity.
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  We're not going to go back to that.
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  I just listened to the episode with the Gen.
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  Z slang. Jesus H Christ, never doing that
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  again. I I meant to edit the Susy Baca
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  into a sound pad. I got to do so stupid.
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  I got to write that down. Susy Baca.
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  No but I I've been in a mood because I reached out to a
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  health provider for mental health to just get medications
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  because I've been trying to get stuff for depression, anxiety
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  and ADHD. For.
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  Six months and it's, it's kind of difficult to do because I
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  have those things. So it's a lot more difficult for
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  me to do the things that need to be done while having those
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  things. But yeah, I was just like, what
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  the fuck, man? I'm I'm happy they called me
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  back. At least they called me back and
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  said no, we're not taking new patients.
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  And I was like, oh, I'll go fuck myself.
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  Classic. He's been a he's been a poopy
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  pants. I was like any any
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  recommendations? She goes, oh absolutely.
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  I got this one. I was like, alright, I guess I
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  won't go fuck myself. I guess I'll stop being a poopy
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  pants. Well, with that said, go ahead.
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  I was. Just going to say I've I've been
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  kind of lazy the whole week, not really doing much.
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  I did Uber, put in 3435 hours doing Uber this weekend so.
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  We we did. We redid the studio.
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  We did where Amber did. Why helped a little.
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  No, because I can't get on a ladder or anything like that.
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  Oh, I did the top parts. All the top parts.
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  I'd say she literally was rolling around in her computer
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  chair. It looks better.
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  Doesn't say you helped a lot. You don't think so, but you.
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  Really. No, I was not paying attention.
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  I was doing something else. You was like listening.
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  To something, the whole time I'm sitting here because we just did
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  the music. Were you listening to things?
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  Hated it. I think so, to be honest, no.
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  Welcome back guys you're listening to Thanks hated it
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  episode What is? It 24/25/20.
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  Five look at us go I or 1/4 of the way there.
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  You're listening to Justin. We're Amber and Ryan.
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  Next episode will be halfway through a year worth of
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  episodes. We got to pick it up, you were
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  saying? I was listening to 2007 music
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  playlist. Oh yeah, we're doing the lists.
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  Bangers And yeah, we got through it.
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  I think in like 2 or 3 hours we went to Ollie's and if you guys
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  have never been to Ollie's and you have one, you should
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  definitely go. It's Ollie's is dope.
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  Legit like the next Big Lots, It's fantastic.
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  They do have furniture, don't they?
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  I think so. Yeah, they have massive rugs,
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  even though they're still. A little bit expensive but they
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  got like 5. $100. 30 by 40 foot rug.
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  Yeah. It's insane, dude, it's insane.
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  And they're just for 100 bucks. Like that's it.
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  The only thing that I had to present to the table is I bought
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  a cringey coloring book. Monster romance.
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  Yes and I'm going to be sharing the pictures with you while you
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  guys are doing your your little segments and I'm normally quiet.
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  I'm going to be sending you photos just for you to take a
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  look at them because they're cringy as shit, but so me and
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  then. There's like one or two of them
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  I actually want her to redo like on a yeah, I don't stencil pad
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  and like that's a tattoo. Like it's actually pretty dope.
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  I I couldn't Draw Something like that.
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  And then there are others where it's like, what is this?
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  Is this swap? Dude.
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  Oh my. God and then as a how old am I,
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  32? 21.
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  I think I'm 32. 21. I think I'm 32 this year.
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  I don't know, but I think I'm 32 this year and I bought my first
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  cookbook and it's Creepy Kitchen and they have all different
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  sorts of things. They have Valentine's Day,
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  Christmas, they have Halloween. Obviously they have all these
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  different types of holidays and appetizers and all these
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  fantastic things, and I'm gonna try them.
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  Well, yeah, my first cookbook. It's not like my cookbook.
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  I didn't create it. It was Kim Kindlesburger.
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  We'll have to cobble together some of our favorite recipes for
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  a Thanks Hated It cookbook. That would be pretty neat, All
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  the ones we. Hate before we move on.
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  Before we move on, there's this is part of my segment later, but
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  it segues me in nicely. Or it did.
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  So Speaking of Creepy Kitchen and Halloween, I have a porn
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  comment of the week. Oh gosh.
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  OK, here we go. The comment.
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  Strap in guys. Strap ONS, OK, it reads.
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  If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard
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  smash? He did that mash.
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  That's that's pretty good. The comment under it, trigger
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  warning for, I don't even know how to say the trigger.
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  Yeah, trigger warning. It's only a graveyard smash if
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  she's had an abortion. That's the comment underneath
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  it. This is on a video.
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  That's the worst. It's pretty bad.
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  I have nine of them I'm going to read to kick off this segment
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  like with a bang, but we'll do that in a little bit.
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  OK, sounds. Good.
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  So updates from the week we we did the studio.
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  It looks fantastic. We'll put a picture of this
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  Unreal wallpaper up on Who cares?
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  It's a cutie. Who cares a stand?
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  Yeah, who cares A. Stand.
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  Tell me how, Tell me how. I went to go look for freaking
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  wallpaper, right? And we went to Lowe's.
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  I found this gorgeous wallpaper here.
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  And then out of nowhere, I found one that was on clearance that
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  was like, it was all me. It's like, it's like, it looks
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  like the wood slats that you can put on the wall to make it look
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  like wood. And it was blue and Gray and
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  white like that, teal blue. And it was like washed and I was
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  like, this would go perfect in the closet because the closet is
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  like massive and there's two of them.
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  So I'm like, rather than painting inside of there or
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  trying to find the wallpaper for it, make it pop with that blue
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  and, and everything like that because the other wall is the
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  same exact blue. And it was on clearance for like
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  $22.00. It was supposed to be like 70
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  bucks and it came with two of them for 22 bucks.
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  And I'm like, hell yeah, I go to scan it, it doesn't scan.
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  I go to scan it again and then it has one of the assistant
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  people helping and he goes and like puts it in like 3 times.
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  He goes yeah, I don't know why, but I can't sell this to you
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  because the manufacturer says it's not like I can't sell this
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  to you. And I was like the fuck does
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  that mean? She goes, so we just have to
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  leave it and he goes, yeah, unfortunately, she's OK.
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  Bye. OK.
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  I was pissed. I was looking at like wall
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  treatments for echo and foam, you know, sound dampening and
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  everything. And I saw I ran across this
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  video of a guy that bought a bunch of pallets and ended up
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  doing his room in the noise dampening slat walls.
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  But he used pallet wood so it looked incredible.
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  He like. Finished.
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  How to do that? Yeah, I mean, he like finished
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  the wood. He he cut it down to however
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  thick. So it still kind of gave off the
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  the vibe of reclaimed wood, sanded it down real well and it
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  was, it looked awesome. So it's like I kind of want to
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  do that. Gothic chic?
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  What was that called? Rustic.
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  Rustic. Yeah, I I would put fire in
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  every modern category just because the design of it is much
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  more modern than 'cause it it's, it's not like wood butted up
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  against each other. It's got those gaps in it.
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  It's not. I wouldn't say modern because
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  modern is like almost like looks like technology.
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  People normally say like rustic to make it look like a farmhouse
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  or like. Yeah, but that's, that's what
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  I'm saying. Like it it, it looks more modern
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  because it's it's specifically designed like it's the same
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  distance apart, same distance like that.
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  It's not rustic in the sense that it's just like reclaimed
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  wood that's thrown up onto the wall and that's the whole wall.
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  It's it's slat. It's a slat wall.
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  So it's got those. Gaps that looks.
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  That looks more sleek. Yeah.
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  Oh my God. It's so sorry.
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  I'm so sorry. I'm so.
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  Sorry, I didn't. Notice it's going to be that
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  loud. I hate hearing that by the way
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  in my ears. So sorry God, it's so I moved.
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  I moved away. He did the thing, he did the
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  thing. Oh, no, no.
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  No, I thought that. Was.
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  Him I was listening back to one of the episodes and there's a
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  part where I think it's before or after I do that and it's like
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  me just literally going it's. Like.
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  I was like. He didn't clip that.
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  Now he. Is don't clip that.
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  Oh well, you know, you never know.
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  You never know. And I made throw that into the
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  the podcast at some point without telling you.
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  And so when you're listening back, it's just on the podcast,
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  but it wasn't actually in the recording.
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  I'll see you for AI infringement.
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  Oh my God. Oh my.
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  God Oh my God, the AI. Did you see that video?
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  What video? The one I sent you during the
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  weekend. Oh.
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  Yes, yes, yes. Brother what the fuck was that?
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  So for the listeners I'm redoing my LinkedIn and I need a
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  professional headshot profile picture for LinkedIn just I want
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  1. So it said, go ahead and post
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  your, your selfies, your, you know, the things you want us to
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  take and edit with AI, not like not make something, just edit
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  it. So after I told Grok, just edit
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  this, don't change it or make it a video, just edit it.
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  I need a still for a professional portrait Grok.
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  Oh my God, it's unnerving. Grok proceeds to make a video
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  where it changes my top that I'm wearing my vest and how is it?
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  What is it? A bow tie from my wedding
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  portrait into a casual business shirt like I asked.
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  And then it makes a video of me walking away sultrally, like ass
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  popping and then looking back at the camera like you want some.
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  And then it cuts it off and I'm like, what the fuck was that?
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  Like I didn't ask for any of that.
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  It's so uncanny valley. It's so when it when it showed,
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  when it showed it the first time, I was like, I hate that
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  that's in my hand. I don't like that at all.
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  I didn't ask it to do that. It didn't tell me it was going
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  to do that. It just goes, Hey, look at this
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  video I made for you like a like a six year old.
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  Hey, I did this thing on the iPad, like you got to see this
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  thing and I was like, Oh my God, get it away from me.
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  So I closed it. I went to Claude, I went to
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  Gemini. I went to six different AIS just
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  to Hey, can you do this for me? Because I know there's a bunch
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  of AIS that do it like now and they, Oh my God, they all got
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  worse and worse. There's a couple of them where I
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  took screenshots just to show Amber.
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  It turns me into like this £200 like I.
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  Didn't see those. Ones 40 year old dude has it
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  doesn't look anything like me and I'm like why is he so sad in
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  the picture? Can you make it less sad?
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  And it just made me larger in frame and then put like a
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  Hawaiian shirt on me. I'm like, what the fuck are you
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  doing? What is happening with this AI?
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  Like completely off the rails had nothing to do with anything.
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  So that was my thing with my LinkedIn this week.
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  And then my other update, I got my carrots in their containers,
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  all of them. All my carrots went out of left
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  the baby farm and now they're in the garden.
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  Oh shit, they're still outside Got.
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  To get a mattress. Our dog ate the bean plant.
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  He was saying my dog. All day it was her dog, the.
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  Matt said sorry about 70 times. You know which one?
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  My dog, the fat. One the fat 1.
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  So I was out there, I was out there with him all morning doing
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  my plant ups and or my pot up potting pot up.
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  I think it's called pot up, but I was doing all that all morning
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  and then I went inside for like a while and he doesn't come
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  inside. He stays outside.
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  We ask him to come in and he walks further from the door.
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  That's. Just it he.
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  Just doesn't want to be inside and that's fine.
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  He's been out there for months. He loves it.
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  Today was 68 and sunny and awesome.
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  It was really nice out. I stayed out for a little bit.
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  So I let him stay out there and then I went out there to do my
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  other plants and I was like both of my pretty healthy like foot
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  and a half tall Bush beans are stripped bare.
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  Oh no. Did the wind take all their
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  leaves off? Are they so thin and and nimble
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  that they just died to wind? And I go.
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  He sees chances licking in his. Yeah, I go over there, all the
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  leaves are stripped and it's covered in dog slobber.
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  I'm like you motherfucker, man. I took care of those plants for
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  like 2 months. Again, I'm.
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  Sorry, hope they come back. I got two more in the baby farm.
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  Chance would do that. Of course, I got two more in the
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  baby farm. Look at this one.
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  And then I'm going to plant soybeans soon so we can have
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  edamame. AI fucked up where my nail is.
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  Yep, it definitely gave her two sets of fangs on one side of
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  her. Lips.
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  So it's. Pretty fucking dumb, but that's
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  my update. Yeah, I'm getting a new, I think
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  a new career. Hopefully.
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  Hopefully. I've gone, I've gone down a path
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  and now I'm barreling towards it as fast as I can before the ADHD
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  takes over and I go. I don't do that anymore.
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  How did you get to figuring out and creating a new LinkedIn?
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  It's the longest process, so it's like an hour.
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  I was. Thinking like.
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  Tell the story. No, like what happened on
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  Sunday. I fell asleep at.
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  Yeah, tell the story. That's at.
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  A show and I fell asleep like. Twice a show was a trade show.
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  We we do. We do marketing and then we sell
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  her candles at a trade show. He puts it all together and I
• 17:36
  just sit there, look pretty. We've talked about this and we
• 17:41
  were at the flea market and I was exhausted.
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  It was raining. There's literally nobody there.
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  So I'm like, I'm gonna fall asleep in the car for like 2
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  hours. I come back and he has like all
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  this chicken scratches on like a piece of paper and he was like.
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  The scribblings of a madman, yeah.
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  And he's like, I'm going to insane.
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  Yeah. Pretty much.
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  I'm going insane. I already redid my LinkedIn and
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  I'm trying to find something that I want to do, and I was
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  just like you did all that while I was asleep, he goes.
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  Yeah, I was. Like, Oh yeah.
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  I was just like, how? How is it that you just like
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  randomly like, oh, I'm gonna just do my LinkedIn.
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  Oh, I'm just gonna. I was like, how do you just
• 18:30
  randomly like out of nowhere, just immediately just start
• 18:34
  doing things? So the question was, how do I
• 18:39
  make money on the road? Because at some point we're
• 18:43
  gonna buy the bus or the RV or the travel home, what have you.
• 18:50
  And we're going to start doing the, the circuit of all 50
• 18:53
  States and we're going to start doing shows in all 50 states.
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  And we're going to start doing our business just at the shows
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  as they come up and travel during obviously.
• 19:04
  And I thought, how do you make money on the road?
• 19:05
  And it's like, well, you need a YouTube, you need a podcast, da
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  da, da, da, da. And it's like, all right, we're,
• 19:09
  we're getting there. But now how do you do it now?
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  From home, from from wherever you are, How do you make money
• 19:16
  on the road? And it's like, well, you can do
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  this. You can do that.
• 19:18
  And two of them I've already either done or looked into.
• 19:21
  So one of them is Rover Tada. So Rover's already a hit for me.
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  Haven't done a single thing yet, but I'm already liking where
• 19:31
  it's going. The other one was like gig jobs.
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  It's the Uber, it's the this, it's the Amazon flex, it's the
• 19:40
  Walmart grocery da da da da da and it's all 1099 independent
• 19:45
  contractor and all the good jazz.
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  Long, long, Long story short, I finally drill down like a good
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  seven or eight steps and then AI is like, do you have experience
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  or are you going at this like with nothing?
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  Are you starting from scratch? And it's like.
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  That's a good point. I'm not actually.
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  I have multiple years of experience in multiple sectors
• 20:08
  of business like 7 here, 2 here, 7 here, 3 or 4 here and it's all
• 20:15
  different big areas. And it was like, well, if you're
• 20:19
  want to work from home or I guess remote, not so much from
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  home, use that experience from that particular set of skills
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  and that thing that you did the five there years that you did,
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  it makes you technically an expert on it.
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  It's like, oh, I guess that would that is true.
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  OK, So what do I do? What do I do with it?
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  What do I do with five years of experience in this field?
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  OK, here's what you can do. This is what people are doing
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  right now. Right now at this moment.
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  It's like, oh shit. OK, so how do I get there?
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  We'll do this. OK, I did that.
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  OK, now do this. Copy and paste this fucking
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  thing onto your LinkedIn. That's what you do it.
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  Was pretty great. It was insane.
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  It was like an hour and a half of like rain manning it and by
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  the end my LinkedIn is completely rebuilt and it's a
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  totally different field of what I'm doing now.
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  And that totally it's like a, it's like a turn off from what
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  I'm doing now. Legs.
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  Legs. And now I just need a profile
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  picture to go with it because I don't, I don't take selfies.
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  I just don't do it. I don't have social media that
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  much. I don't post anything ever.
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  I definitely don't post myself. So it just I just don't have it.
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  I'm like, hey, AI, would you do this for me?
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  And then it like completely, I showed you the video.
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  Absolute nightmare fuel. Awesome.
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  That was terrifying brother smile.
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  It made me have a smile that I didn't have in the picture and
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  it was like, it was honestly, it's perfect.
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  It's my smile, which is fucked up.
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  I didn't have a smile on the picture.
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  It doesn't have a reference, but it knew what my smile looked
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  like. Don't like that at all.
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  Like the the crow's feet around my eyes and the way that my my
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  cheeks tucked. Like you, it did, it doesn't.
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  It's fucked up, I think. It looks like me when I'm high
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  but. It doesn't look like you.
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  The other pictures that you showed me, like when you were
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  doing it, it immediately looked like Shia LaBeouf, 100% Shia
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  LaBeouf. Which is fucking crazy.
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  Didn't somebody say you? Yes, recently.
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  He literally was at like a gas station and this random guy
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  comes up. He's like, you look like that
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  one actor, that one person or something, right?
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  Yeah, Yeah. And.
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  He's like anybody mentions Shia LaBeouf.
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  I think of that YouTube video Shia LaBeouf Live, which is just
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  an unhinged. Fever dream.
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  And then it ends with him. Standing up and giving an
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  ovation. He's the only one in the
• 22:49
  theater. It's so good, so good.
• 22:54
  Oh man, So that was my week. Eventful, but boring.
• 23:00
  Yeah, pretty much. Got a lot.
• 23:03
  Of stuff done. Just.
• 23:04
  Nothing, you know. Newsworthy.
• 23:06
  We celebrated. Our 12 year anniversary
• 23:09
  together, I meant to say. That I forgot.
• 23:13
  Of course, that's what I. Meant I got to.
• 23:17
  You and Valentine's Day. Together, I'd say not a, not a.
• 23:20
  Wedding anniversary. No.
• 23:22
  Yeah, I. Celebrated Singles.
• 23:23
  Awareness day driving Uber. Just hand in the pants.
• 23:31
  Picking up people. That were a lot of couples going
• 23:35
  to and from dates. And I laughed at every.
• 23:40
  One of them I was like unhappy bastards.
• 23:46
  It's like. You have I.
• 23:47
  Just realized you have to put a sign in your car.
• 23:52
  Saying here's the QR. Code scan the QR code.
• 23:56
  Follow our podcast. Yeah, I just realized.
• 24:00
  Shout out to Michael on on YouTube.
• 24:05
  He's a new subscriber on YouTube for our podcast.
• 24:09
  His question, he was like, I, I will only hit the subscribe
• 24:13
  button if you answer this question correctly.
• 24:17
  I was like, all right, shoot for it if you.
• 24:19
  Send, he goes. He goes.
• 24:23
  Is there dark humor? I go brother, listen here.
• 24:29
  It's nothing but. It's the next.
• 24:32
  Episode. Starts off with.
• 24:35
  Justin accusing me of saying you people when talking about rap.
• 24:40
  Music. What do?
• 24:42
  You think? And he goes, OK, Yep, I'm
• 24:44
  subscribing. That sounds awesome.
• 24:46
  I love. It yeah, so.
• 24:50
  Shout out to him we. We had a really nice
• 24:52
  conversation. I picked him up from work, took
• 24:54
  him home to Castleberry or somewhere, I don't know, I don't
• 24:59
  remember exactly where, but had an awesome conversation and
• 25:06
  ended up on the podcast. And I said you got to subscribe
• 25:09
  to it, man, You would enjoy it. Nice hour long episodes every
• 25:14
  week. And he's excited.
• 25:17
  So shout out to him. I wrote that.
• 25:20
  I wrote his name down on a piece of paper in my car.
• 25:24
  Michael. Yeah.
• 25:26
  What up, Michael? The Michael.
• 25:29
  Mikey. Mike.
• 25:32
  So I will say. You're accusing.
• 25:35
  Accusing is a weird way to say how I, you know, told what
• 25:38
  happened, not. Again.
• 25:42
  Not again. I just told the story I did.
• 25:48
  I did splurge a little bit. I bought Lindor.
• 25:51
  I did actually. Say that.
• 25:55
  One. And were they?
• 25:56
  Delicious. Yeah, and the.
• 25:59
  Ghirardelli chocolate squares for for Valentine's Day.
• 26:05
  So I was giving it to people that were riding with me.
• 26:09
  I got tiny. Cadbury Eggs.
• 26:15
  I was pissed. Now there was a few people that
• 26:17
  tipped from that, but it was. Not.
• 26:21
  It was not a very good tip night.
• 26:23
  It's bullshit, I think. I'm spending. 80.
• 26:27
  Dollars on on Yeah two people we.
• 26:31
  Spent the. More, the rides were inflated.
• 26:33
  So oh, and you. Don't need to pick that, yeah.
• 26:38
  I don't I. That's yeah, that's out of but I
• 26:40
  did make a lot more money, so that's some.
• 26:44
  Bullshit it. Covered.
• 26:46
  Fuck Uber. Yeah.
• 26:49
  No, it was. Hit your, hit your ride.
• 26:52
  Hit your ride in your local pickup truck.
• 26:54
  Oh God. Don't do that.
• 26:56
  Don't do that. I mean, if you don't do.
• 26:58
  That. If you're safe, I'm not.
• 27:00
  Saying do it if you don't, if you don't want to.
• 27:02
  I'm not saying that don't do that and.
• 27:05
  If you're comfortable. Jump in the bed.
• 27:07
  No, I do. It all the time dude.
• 27:08
  When I'm in the truck, 'cause you're a man if.
• 27:10
  There's somebody walking down the.
• 27:11
  Road in the rain. Oh my God, I'm.
• 27:13
  Like where are you going? They're.
• 27:14
  Like a mile up the road, I'm like, jump in the bed, I'll take
• 27:16
  you. Oh my God.
• 27:19
  Women know better. That's how you get mad and
• 27:22
  tired. I'd say it's usually like.
• 27:24
  In. The rain or something, they're
• 27:25
  like literally they're like fully soaked in the rain.
• 27:27
  I'm like, where you headed? They're like a mile up the road.
• 27:29
  I'm like jump in the back, not in the not in the truck, get in
• 27:32
  the bed. No.
• 27:35
  Don't do it so good week had. By all somewhat still.
• 27:44
  Looking for love? Oh gosh.
• 27:48
  So my. First segment of this episode is
• 27:53
  a series of philosophical questions that I curated.
• 27:59
  Obviously, all credit. To all articles and and posts
• 28:02
  that I stole it from don't know it was it was 10 different
• 28:05
  fucking websites. So my 12345678, I got 8 of them
• 28:12
  and you're you're feel feel free to discuss if you want but
• 28:15
  remember there are 8 so I'm going to keep it moving.
• 28:19
  Wrap it up. We need to wrap it up button.
• 28:22
  By the way, wrap it up on the soundboard.
• 28:26
  I can do that so my. First one came to me yesterday
• 28:29
  when I was high. I don't drink anymore but I do
• 28:33
  hit once. Or twice a pre.
• 28:36
  Roll like the delta 9, not like we weed but like D9 from the
• 28:40
  smoke shop. He's seeing thing.
• 28:44
  His. His mic stands, coming back to
• 28:46
  get him. It was, yeah.
• 28:49
  It was. It was a bug, I got it.
• 28:54
  Oh, Melanta anyways. Sorry to cut you off, it was
• 28:56
  just so funny. So it came to me.
• 28:58
  Last night we were talking about concerts and how many we'd been
• 29:02
  to in yadda yadda and I ended with my high thought of is
• 29:07
  Hamilton a show or a concert? It's a show.
• 29:14
  It's a serious thing. Is it though because.
• 29:17
  Yeah. The thing is, what's the
• 29:19
  difference the. Thing is.
• 29:20
  There's music and people, there's live music and people
• 29:24
  are singing like an orchestra. Yeah, it's it's.
• 29:29
  A show 'cause it tells a story, it's a play.
• 29:33
  Yeah, but what about? The concerts that tell a story
• 29:36
  with their music. Literally My Chemical.
• 29:38
  Romance just did an entire like show.
• 29:42
  It's a concert. Did.
• 29:44
  They. Did they have actual like
• 29:47
  scripted play in between with different characters and stuff?
• 29:53
  Yeah, it. Was like a whole movie.
• 29:54
  I'll show you that. Yeah, I'll show you that.
• 29:56
  It's a rock opera. A rock, bro.
• 29:59
  Well, that's that's. A legit thing.
• 30:03
  It's a rock opera. Copra, copra.
• 30:08
  Go, Joe. Oh my goodness.
• 30:11
  So that was my. First one I still think.
• 30:14
  That all shows like kinky boots and like any like play show is a
• 30:23
  concert if it has live music. That's that's my high take it.
• 30:27
  I wasn't even high last night. Nope.
• 30:30
  Wrong you, can't you? Can't prove me wrong.
• 30:33
  So now that you said. That my my next philosophical is
• 30:37
  if a man says something in a forest and a woman isn't there
• 30:40
  to hear him, is he still wrong? Yes.
• 30:45
  Fuck off. Men are always.
• 30:49
  Wrong and women are right. Even if they're around or not,
• 30:52
  you're still wrong. You can walk in the rain.
• 30:54
  You're wrong for. Being out in the middle of the
• 30:56
  forest for no fucking reason trying to get away from.
• 31:01
  Y'all. See then in.
• 31:04
  That case, he would be right. No as as one of.
• 31:09
  My fellow classmates in high school put in his senior quote
• 31:15
  Run very fast and far away from here.
• 31:19
  I like it Game, Yeah. Are you the?
• 31:23
  Difference. The dichotomy.
• 31:25
  I like it, she said. Gay.
• 31:28
  Are you looking at the pictures that I'm send sending you, Ryan?
• 31:31
  I haven't looked yet. Yeah, I.
• 31:38
  Was so my next one. Is.
• 31:41
  Go for it I. I was just looking up.
• 31:43
  The the the differences in a concert and a musical.
• 31:49
  So I will. Post that Gemini doesn't know.
• 31:53
  Shit. So my next one is.
• 31:57
  In the word sent, is it the? S.
• 32:00
  Or the C that is silent. The S.
• 32:06
  Is it the C? The S?
• 32:09
  Because. What is a single penny called
• 32:16
  and how is that spelled? How does the word?
• 32:19
  Sentinel Begin. But that just.
• 32:24
  Because it makes the same sound doesn't necessarily mean it's
• 32:26
  not. If you look at the English is.
• 32:29
  Stupid. It's.
• 32:31
  Sent and sent are spelled differently, but have both have
• 32:35
  the C and the C can make an S sound in certain words, so the S
• 32:40
  is silent scat. I rest my.
• 32:41
  Case I'm. Right, you're wrong.
• 32:43
  I feel like I'm going to. Break the I'm going to make
• 32:46
  break the matrix with the next one.
• 32:50
  Is a pop tart. Or ravioli.
• 32:52
  Or a sandwich ravioli. Ravioli.
• 32:58
  Ravioli. By definition, must be cooked.
• 33:02
  Yeah, you cook it. A pop to cook it.
• 33:04
  You. Have to bake.
• 33:05
  It. So when does it?
• 33:06
  Become so hang on, hang on. So when does ravioli become a
• 33:10
  pastry? When you bake it?
• 33:14
  What ravioli when you bake? It.
• 33:17
  When does? When does a rectangle?
• 33:18
  Become a square. When all sides are.
• 33:23
  Equal. It can't.
• 33:26
  A square. Can be a.
• 33:27
  Rectangle. But a rectangle can never be a
• 33:30
  square. You just asked me.
• 33:33
  When can it? It's when the rectangle turns
• 33:36
  into a square, so when all sides equal.
• 33:40
  But then. It's not a rectangle anymore, I
• 33:42
  understand, but. I was still right.
• 33:44
  I'm right, Ryan. You're wrong all.
• 33:47
  I'm all I'm. Throwing.
• 33:47
  Their routers in the trash all. I'm saying is.
• 33:53
  That one thing can be in the same category, whereas the same
• 33:59
  category cannot be that thing, if that makes sense.
• 34:04
  I know y'all are wrong. So a pop tart like a.
• 34:07
  Concert like a concert in a show.
• 34:09
  Pastry. Like a pop, you ask?
• 34:12
  When? A ravioli becomes a pastry.
• 34:14
  I thought you said when does a pop tart become a pastry?
• 34:17
  No, When does a ravioli? Become a pastry.
• 34:19
  If no difference is cooking it, then when you put.
• 34:23
  Dessert in it 'cause. There's no like.
• 34:26
  Meat, pastries or what's a perogie?
• 34:30
  A Polish pastry. With meat in it.
• 34:34
  Really. Yeah.
• 34:35
  Are you? Isn't it made with potatoes?
• 34:40
  I thought a perogie was made with potatoes.
• 34:43
  I. Thought it was potato.
• 34:45
  Like, well, it has meat in it, I thought.
• 34:46
  The the outside, but it's still potato.
• 34:49
  Pastry. I thought pastries had to be
• 34:52
  like sweet. So is that a pie and.
• 34:54
  Not a pastry. Yeah, I would.
• 34:56
  I would probably call it more of a pie 'cause it's it's.
• 34:59
  I love how savory. The most avid discussion.
• 35:03
  We've had was about food. Is that?
• 35:05
  A pie. Correct.
• 35:07
  That's a pie. So it has.
• 35:09
  Filling. In it.
• 35:11
  So what? Is a ravioli a pop tart?
• 35:15
  Exactly you. See me?
• 35:20
  But you asked when. Does it?
• 35:21
  When does a ravioli become a pastry?
• 35:24
  And I feel like pastries are sweet.
• 35:28
  Or of the sweet. Nature like a dessert.
• 35:33
  I can't wait for the comments. I want to hear what my.
• 35:37
  Hopes has to say about this. I feel like yeah, I.
• 35:40
  Feel like a pastry is a dessert. So if you made like a dessert
• 35:44
  ravioli, like a pop tart, then it becomes a pastry.
• 35:50
  I'm going to let y'all discuss. More in the comments with Amber.
• 35:52
  She's going to respond to all your questions and concerns and
• 35:55
  your I will. Your fever dream.
• 35:58
  Explanations, so my next one. Why do banks have?
• 36:03
  Branches if money doesn't grow on trees.
• 36:06
  Oh. God, I'm there.
• 36:08
  What? You got them there?
• 36:10
  That was a crazy. You got them there?
• 36:17
  Oh. Oh, thanks.
• 36:19
  I have an insane. One for some reason in the
• 36:21
  middle of this, I don't remember putting this one in here.
• 36:24
  You are high a trigger. Warning.
• 36:26
  Oh. Look at my holy socks.
• 36:27
  It's. Not Sunday.
• 36:30
  Why are lethal? Injections sterilized.
• 36:32
  Oof. Yeah.
• 36:36
  It came. Out of nowhere, yeah.
• 36:39
  That's actually a good point. It's a very good point it.
• 36:43
  Came out of nowhere though. Jesus, I.
• 36:47
  The next one's real. Light Why did Cinderella's shoe
• 36:51
  fall off if it fit perfectly? Right.
• 37:02
  Because. Bitches always be losing shit.
• 37:06
  Why we go to the woods we're. Tired of picking this shit up
• 37:09
  she got so. Sweaty.
• 37:12
  She got so sweaty. Dancing and grooving and
• 37:15
  twerking it on that twince. And.
• 37:17
  Then so her feet were sweaty, and then it just slipped.
• 37:22
  Off twerking. It.
• 37:23
  Twerking it, Oh my. God.
• 37:25
  Twerking it on that Prince that was so hard to do.
• 37:28
  You almost. Didn't do it again my last one.
• 37:32
  Is not necessarily a discussion, it's more of a thought exercise.
• 37:36
  Oh God, if you'd. Been given.
• 37:38
  A different name? Would you be a different person?
• 37:48
  That's. Me too A. 100% my dad wanted to.
• 37:56
  Name me Svengali. So if I was a Svengali, I
• 37:59
  definitely would probably be more depressed than I am, 'cause
• 38:04
  you're a junior. Right.
• 38:07
  No. Me.
• 38:09
  Oh no, Charlie, sorry. Is your brother a junior?
• 38:14
  No, I don't have any. I thought one of y'all.
• 38:16
  Was. AI thought one of y'all was a
• 38:18
  junior? Because that was my thinking.
• 38:19
  If I was a junior I would probably be a psychopath.
• 38:23
  I'd be like I can't fail the family line.
• 38:25
  Like, are you not one now? No, I don't care.
• 38:28
  About this at. All I.
• 38:33
  Care I care about. None of.
• 38:34
  That. Oh, you said a psychopath.
• 38:37
  About the family line, yeah, I'd be like, I'd be like.
• 38:40
  Musk like I've got to have like 9 kids.
• 38:42
  Nah, like. If your name was.
• 38:47
  Esos, would you be insane? No, I'd be north-south, nothing.
• 38:57
  OK, bye. You're like Mitch Hedberg.
• 39:04
  Oh. My God, her comedy's like Mitch
• 39:07
  Hedberg. It's so funny when it's like
• 39:09
  just deadpan. It's so funny by herself.
• 39:15
  It's so fun, Lyla. Ingles.
• 39:17
  Chick. Lyla.
• 39:18
  Ingles. Which one's that she's like?
• 39:23
  She's her. Comedy style is like the like
• 39:26
  super awkward where she's like telling a story and you're like,
• 39:30
  wait, is that the joke? And then it like hits you
• 39:33
  exactly what she said. Oh.
• 39:36
  She. I got you.
• 39:37
  That's why I don't. I don't know that.
• 39:40
  He's not. Wrong.
• 39:41
  He does not listen to she. She's been.
• 39:43
  On there's two kill Tony, there's 2 Ellis do.
• 39:48
  There's 3. I'm just, I'm so done.
• 39:50
  With the the sex jokes, every single joke is a sex joke.
• 39:54
  Every single stand up is a sex special.
• 39:57
  I'm done with it. I can't stand it.
• 39:58
  I can't watch them anymore. I've tried.
• 40:00
  I really have 1520 different comics I've tried to watch.
• 40:03
  I'm addicted. To comedy and comedy.
• 40:07
  Podcasts and comedians, I'm I'm all over that shit 24/7 and
• 40:11
  every time it's like it's like an inevitable it's 10 minutes in
• 40:15
  and it always goes straight into here's my sex every time.
• 40:20
  It never fails, dude. I literally, she knows I'll
• 40:22
  watch it for 10 minutes and I'm like, like they'll get a
• 40:25
  chuckle. Like everybody gets a chuckle.
• 40:27
  I don't ever laugh, but it's like and then 10 minutes and it
• 40:30
  goes straight and I just turned it off.
• 40:31
  I'm like, Nope, you done did it. Speaking of sex.
• 40:37
  My next segment, so this is a segment.
• 40:43
  Ryan and I thought of a decade ago.
• 40:50
  I I don't know where we. Were or what we're doing, but it
• 40:53
  was. Best porn?
• 40:56
  Comment of the Week. You don't have to go find.
• 41:00
  It yourself you can you can peruse the sites and find it if
• 41:03
  you want. But it was it came out of
• 41:06
  natural earlier in the our lives whenever him and I were still on
• 41:10
  the the hubs and. I don't do that anymore.
• 41:16
  Yeah, I don't do that anymore. So I don't.
• 41:17
  I don't ever. He doesn't do that anymore.
• 41:20
  Guys not on the hubs. Now it's in my mind.
• 41:25
  So. I have so.
• 41:28
  Many. Oh my.
• 41:30
  God I think I have like 9. I'm just going to do all the
• 41:32
  podcasts we should have had one on and just do them here and
• 41:35
  then we'll keep it going from here.
• 41:37
  It'll be my weekly segment. Perfect.
• 41:40
  So the first one is hello. I made a count on here just to
• 41:45
  say that he's made the worst eggs I've ever seen.
• 41:48
  Couldn't concentrate after I saw that abomination.
• 41:52
  Fantastic. I'm assuming it was the.
• 41:55
  Beforehand and he was making eggs and then it turned into
• 41:59
  something. And I agree, the eggs look
• 42:01
  terrible. The eggs look terrible.
• 42:03
  And then? Oh yeah, the comment I made
• 42:06
  earlier about having sex on Halloween.
• 42:07
  Is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?
• 42:11
  And then the next. Comment is who the fuck gets
• 42:14
  engaged in a fucking men's bathroom?
• 42:18
  And then the comment. Underneath says real men.
• 42:20
  It's what we call a gamer move. I thought that was pretty good.
• 42:26
  Sucks. I hate.
• 42:27
  That. Hated it, thanks.
• 42:30
  Thanks, hated it. So this.
• 42:32
  Is where thanks hated it came from.
• 42:36
  There's this comment. Says the stethoscope isn't even
• 42:39
  in his ears. It's a doctor.
• 42:43
  Checking her chest and it's. No, I, I.
• 42:48
  Got that I'm. Saying it for.
• 42:51
  The people who are looking at it, I think.
• 42:55
  They got it. Not.
• 42:57
  I'm not looking. At it.
• 42:58
  I got it, I'm just saying. Well, you're a perv.
• 43:01
  He's a. Connoisseur, Connoisseur
• 43:04
  pornosaur. Pornosaur.
• 43:06
  That sounds. Like a Dang porn.
• 43:10
  It was Nadia's hair. Oh dear God.
• 43:14
  Is it crazy I know what he's? Talking about, yeah, I have no
• 43:16
  idea. He's a meme.
• 43:18
  He's a meme. Don't come for me, I'll come
• 43:21
  anyway. Yeah.
• 43:22
  The next one is Hello. I came here from YouTube because
• 43:26
  it had too many ads. Pretty good site so far but I
• 43:29
  can't seem to find any cat videos.
• 43:31
  Mostly all I can find are people having sexual intercourse.
• 43:35
  Any help? Any help?
• 43:39
  It has 100 and. 44 likes they should have put.
• 43:42
  You haven't seen you. Haven't seen the.
• 43:45
  Multiple pussy videos. And they're everywhere.
• 43:51
  You. Just got to look harder.
• 43:53
  Some are bald, some are furry. Oh.
• 43:59
  Gosh, this one is. You ever Jack off and you're
• 44:02
  like, yeah, this is hot. Then you finish so you're like
• 44:05
  the fuck is this sin? The next comment is.
• 44:11
  Every time. This comment is from Boy is
• 44:19
  spelled BOI. So pussy boy 69.
• 44:25
  This. Isn't free V.
• 44:26
  Bucks so dumb. This comment is.
• 44:34
  Papa Poutine and he says, hey, all you cool cats and kittens,
• 44:38
  yeah. My last one is I'll.
• 44:47
  Fuck who likes this comment? The comments underneath said you
• 44:52
  should like your own comment so you can go fuck yourself.
• 44:54
  Thanks. I hated it.
• 45:04
  So I will have one of. Those and one philosophical
• 45:07
  question moving forward. It's a balance.
• 45:14
  It's a balance. Got to balance it out.
• 45:18
  It's both. Sides of my brain.
• 45:22
  What is gravity? And then the stethoscope isn't
• 45:26
  even in his ears. Oh man.
• 45:32
  So one of the things that I was thinking about while driving
• 45:36
  Uber by myself on Valentine's Day was was how would how?
• 45:49
  Would thanks. Hated it.
• 45:50
  The podcast go about going on a first date on Valentine's Day,
• 45:56
  so I've got 2 unhinged date ideas for Valentine's Day for
• 46:00
  next year. Are you saying the podcast?
• 46:03
  As a whole, like all three of us, no.
• 46:05
  No, no, just. Like the the concept of this
• 46:08
  podcast. So the first one go and have
• 46:13
  like a normal dinner. And then at the.
• 46:17
  End of dinner. Create a fake.
• 46:21
  Proposal and then have the answer be no.
• 46:26
  That leads into. An argument with a wild back
• 46:30
  story come up on the spot towards each other.
• 46:35
  Oh my. Sweet.
• 46:36
  God, that's diabolical and. Sounds.
• 46:43
  God I can't do that. So much fun.
• 46:46
  Be so. Much fun.
• 46:50
  The next one I have I. Can barely.
• 46:54
  Do this so far. The the next.
• 47:00
  One I have is each. Person gets 20.
• 47:03
  Dollars you have to pick out each other's.
• 47:09
  Outfit. From Goodwill with that $20.
• 47:13
  Then you have to create a. Character for your your person
• 47:16
  who would wear that and then go out on a real date being those
• 47:20
  characters. She would have unlimited.
• 47:24
  Dress flamboyant as. Possible with it?
• 47:27
  I'd be so excited. With it.
• 47:30
  The theme would be Drip. Or drown.
• 47:35
  That's so. Good.
• 47:40
  I've come across a few other ones that would be less of the
• 47:48
  public eye, but one video in particular that I ran across is
• 47:54
  this guy that's doing unhinged date ideas and he's just sitting
• 47:57
  with a a whiteboard behind him and he's like drawing out the
• 48:00
  date ideas. And it goes from Buy a waffle
• 48:05
  iron and see who can create the most interesting waffle.
• 48:11
  To plan a bake. A bank heist.
• 48:16
  To build a. Road Rube Goldberg machine and
• 48:20
  it's just the the. The flip.
• 48:26
  Between those 3 date ideas is such a wild oh oh OK.
• 48:32
  I got you. I thought that was all one
• 48:34
  thing. No, I thought it was all one
• 48:36
  thing. OK.
• 48:36
  I was like, am I asleep? What the fuck is he saying so?
• 48:43
  Didn't follow. It all will it waffle?
• 48:46
  Plant a bank heist, build a Rube Goldberg machine, and it's just
• 48:49
  like the. The way that that.
• 48:53
  Crossed through I was like what the fuck is this?
• 48:57
  Like that's so good though. Just tell us.
• 49:00
  You wrote it. It's fine.
• 49:01
  It's fine. We're not mad at it.
• 49:04
  We're not mad at you, I feel like.
• 49:06
  Every couple, at some point in the early stages of their
• 49:11
  relationship should build IKEA furniture without instructions
• 49:17
  See to see. If they'll last.
• 49:19
  I think you. Should try to.
• 49:20
  Dock a boat or that too. But not many people have the
• 49:24
  ability to be around boats. Rent a boat like you should.
• 49:28
  Dock saying. They're inland.
• 49:30
  What do you do inland? EW, that's what like.
• 49:33
  EW, like my dad. EW, Ryan, there's.
• 49:36
  No, they got. Lakes and shit I.
• 49:38
  Think Lake Powell, but you can't really rent.
• 49:40
  A boat on a lake, Yeah. They're not.
• 49:44
  Like our lakes? EW.
• 49:46
  It's more like a you. Stream compared to ours you I've
• 49:51
  seen those you. Can only walk in them and
• 49:52
  there's like fly fishermen that get pissed off.
• 49:55
  Gross. Yeah, move.
• 49:59
  Just everybody to Florida. You no.
• 50:02
  No, you. Live in a hell hole.
• 50:04
  Get out. The last one.
• 50:07
  This this guy uses is pretty. Funny.
• 50:15
  Let's see it. Is.
• 50:18
  Start a podcast debriefing your first date and see how long the
• 50:23
  date lasts in the podcast I. Don't get that one.
• 50:30
  You just. Come sit down with me, real.
• 50:32
  Quick, I'm going to just sit in there.
• 50:33
  So. So this is how the date went.
• 50:37
  Oh my God. No.
• 50:39
  And then see how. Long it lasts.
• 50:41
  Oh God no. That podcast.
• 50:43
  Episode would last. We have to do that.
• 50:47
  On your first date. Oh God.
• 50:51
  Yeah, Ryan's. Looking for love?
• 50:52
  Submit your submissions to Ryan as a giant bitch at.
• 50:56
  Gmail.com it's one star reviews. And and like applications, I was
• 51:02
  going to say tell. Us your name.
• 51:05
  Tell us your name, age and why you'd like to go on a date with
• 51:08
  him and then we'll buy you coffee.
• 51:10
  I'll tell you what. I will.
• 51:11
  Tell you what, right now you genuinely are.
• 51:17
  Eligible. You are absolutely stunning.
• 51:22
  Darling. You're.
• 51:25
  You are. At least top 30%.
• 51:27
  Don't you dare do that. What'd he?
• 51:31
  Do as I'm. Complimenting.
• 51:32
  Him, he did look like like. Oh my God, he's doing.
• 51:37
  Oh my. God, I can't even explain what
• 51:39
  he's doing. It's horrifying.
• 51:42
  So stop it. So actually.
• 51:46
  Not what I was talking about. Nothing to do with looks.
• 51:50
  Because looks don't matter anymore.
• 51:52
  It did in the 2000s. It doesn't anymore.
• 51:55
  So if you have the drip, if you have the personality, if you
• 52:00
  have the charisma and the confidence and the comedy behind
• 52:03
  it, which is fairly easy to do if you're not a fucking monster,
• 52:09
  really, My thing is you own a home, you own a car, you have a
• 52:14
  job, you don't have any pets or kids.
• 52:17
  You are literally top 30% of like the most eligible bachelor.
• 52:21
  Yeah. You're you're checking all the
• 52:24
  boxes. I'm pretty sure you're 6 foot,
• 52:25
  are you not? Yes, I'm just shy.
• 52:28
  I'm like 5.50. My God, he's I'm not.
• 52:32
  Going to lie. Massive when?
• 52:34
  He's wearing boots. He's 6.
• 52:35
  Foot massive. Where where where I lack and
• 52:39
  hide I make up for in. Oh hey look, something to change
• 52:45
  the topic real quick. Still looking for love That's.
• 52:52
  Fantastic, submit your applications.
• 52:55
  And we'll buy. You coffee.
• 52:58
  Submit your. Applications make sure they're
• 53:00
  in English, yes. Make sure they're in English.
• 53:04
  Because. What are we talking about?
• 53:07
  What's happening? I said.
• 53:09
  If they submit their information, ladies or
• 53:12
  gentlemen. But he won't pick a gentleman.
• 53:15
  Maybe if they send it, I'll buy them coffee.
• 53:19
  Oh, I see. Yeah.
• 53:21
  Yes. That was much better than my.
• 53:23
  Comment and get yourself. A dollar coffee Amber's buying,
• 53:28
  Yeah. Only if you go on a date with my
• 53:32
  boy. Don't have to go on a date.
• 53:35
  A coffee date has to. Go on a date.
• 53:36
  We're not doing that. No, I'm saying I will give you.
• 53:38
  Coffee. If you put you saying they have.
• 53:42
  To you have on your own episode. Of thanks.
• 53:44
  Hated it? Sure.
• 53:46
  We will podcast. The first date, yes.
• 53:52
  Yes, I almost crawled out of my. Skin, it'll be like, it'll be
• 53:57
  like a football. Announcer, I'll be in your like,
• 54:00
  I'll be watching you guys somehow and then I'll be
• 54:03
  commenting on it the whole entire time.
• 54:06
  We're going to be in the cuck booth.
• 54:07
  Next door. There you go.
• 54:09
  It's it's like that that. Comedian, the stand up comedian
• 54:12
  that did a blind date at one of his shows and they're setting up
• 54:17
  there in front of the whole crowd eating and like having the
• 54:21
  the typical first date like conversation on stage.
• 54:26
  Dear Christ, no. Absolutely not.
• 54:28
  She held her own. It it was, it was.
• 54:31
  I would hope so. Good video.
• 54:34
  Did. She get paid.
• 54:35
  For it 'cause he got paid for it if they've.
• 54:40
  If they've got the bits. To get up on stage and do it, I
• 54:43
  bet they held their own. Jesus.
• 54:46
  Yeah, she had no idea. That it was going to be that,
• 54:49
  though. So when she showed up, he was
• 54:51
  like, all right, let's go up on stage.
• 54:54
  Dinner's waiting for us. Absolutely.
• 54:58
  Not my comment. Earlier was make sure the
• 55:01
  applications are in English. Ryan hates anything in Spanish.
• 55:05
  I'm. Telling you I.
• 55:13
  Hated that quote. Those.
• 55:15
  People UN quote so dumb I'm going to jump off.
• 55:21
  He's like I'm leaving. He's like I'm.
• 55:23
  Leaving Fuck. You guys, I'm going.
• 55:27
  To put the rest of your. Stuff out onto the curb.
• 55:30
  This. Time it's only going to.
• 55:31
  Stuff, Justin. Thanks for not including.
• 55:35
  My no. No, not my gardening supply
• 55:39
  your. Tools in this?
• 55:40
  Closet over here. Oh yeah, I.
• 55:43
  Still have that rack up. I need to get God, I need to get
• 55:45
  half that shit. You said jump off a bridge.
• 55:50
  And all I could think was like, you're going to wake up in the
• 55:52
  hospital, meet your meet queue as you're like attendant.
• 55:58
  Maybe like so on your chart. It says you're 6 foot I.
• 56:04
  Didn't get it. Your meet queue.
• 56:08
  Meet queue. It's like when you bump into
• 56:10
  somebody. Like unexpectedly and then like
• 56:13
  have a spark. I've never heard of them.
• 56:17
  You. Call it gay.
• 56:18
  Panic I have gay. Panic for a lot of people.
• 56:24
  I do. Mostly women though.
• 56:27
  But yeah, I'll see a really pretty girl and my heart will
• 56:35
  go. And then I tap on his leg or his
• 56:38
  shoulders really fast and I'm like, she's so.
• 56:41
  Cute, she looks like that meme. Of the Gopher that's screaming
• 56:46
  Alan, Alan. She spiked my ear.
• 56:51
  Did I? It's Alan.
• 56:53
  Alan, that happened. Like.
• 56:57
  A week or two ago when we were at Dollar General, apparently
• 57:01
  there's a lot of lesbian looking women here that look like me but
• 57:06
  taller and I'm just like yay. Before you flame us.
• 57:09
  She can say that she's gay. So I wouldn't just say.
• 57:13
  I'm gay. She's.
• 57:15
  Pan or something. I'm everything.
• 57:18
  She's something one of my rides, one of my recent rides I picked
• 57:26
  up at Rachel's. So I'm sitting there.
• 57:32
  Waiting for them to come out and talking with the door guy.
• 57:35
  Oh, it was Super Bowl Sunday. That's when it was Super Bowl
• 57:39
  Sunday. So I was sat in there waiting
• 57:41
  for the couple to come out, chatting with the guy.
• 57:45
  And he's like, I hope we're busy tonight because.
• 57:49
  I can't. I can't stand sitting here doing
• 57:51
  nothing for 8 hours. I was like, dude, you have a job
• 57:56
  that I would not envy. You hear all the music and
• 58:00
  everything is happening behind that door and you got to sit
• 58:03
  outside to be the chauffeur taking the car, parking it, you
• 58:10
  know? All that stuff.
• 58:14
  He just sits outside at his little kiosk outside the front
• 58:18
  door. So did you get his number?
• 58:21
  Shut up, Shut up. I.
• 58:28
  Saw I saw the gears. Moving.
• 58:31
  I literally tapped. Amber, I'm like, I got this.
• 58:33
  He's he, pretty much. With his eyes told me don't
• 58:36
  talk, let me be the next person to talk.
• 58:38
  So I muted my mic. She went from.
• 58:42
  Gay panic to you telling a story and I'm like, is he going to
• 58:45
  talk about a dude right now? If he talks about a dude right
• 58:47
  now, he what are we doing here? I was like, where's this?
• 58:52
  No. I was like, where's this story?
• 58:55
  Going. It.
• 58:59
  Did he cook? In the morning or.
• 59:04
  Oh my gosh, I am. Going to leave this podcast.
• 59:07
  Everything's been pulled down. I am I.
• 59:11
  Am ripping. I'm ripping this down to the.
• 59:13
  Studs, you guys can handle it from.
• 59:14
  Here I'm leaving. This will be my last.
• 59:17
  Show. Fucking hated this own.
• 59:21
  Shit by the curb. Yeah, in an empty.
• 59:29
  House. With your boyfriend.
• 59:31
  Oh. My God.
• 59:38
  Oh, we're passing out. I'm so sorry he is dying.
• 59:47
  Over here y'all no I. Literally told her I was like I
• 59:50
  got it. I got it.
• 59:50
  I got it. He's like.
• 59:53
  No. I got this.
• 59:56
  I'm going to crush. Right quick.
• 1:00:00
  Are you crying? A little bit.
• 1:00:05
  You guys suck. It.
• 1:00:07
  Wasn't me this. Time you went along with it.
• 1:00:11
  You weren't laughing. You're just as much to blame.
• 1:00:13
  You were laughing. That was good.
• 1:00:20
  Funny. Oh my God, I saw.
• 1:00:22
  A video the other day that wrong I saw.
• 1:00:25
  A video. The other day that rocked me to
• 1:00:27
  my core. Hold on it.
• 1:00:30
  Was a. Doctor's couple.
• 1:00:33
  Correct. Rocked her to her.
• 1:00:36
  Core. So it was a video.
• 1:00:40
  Of a couple where the guy was telling her a story and the
• 1:00:46
  story ended in a funny quip or a joke.
• 1:00:49
  And she put her hand on her face to cover like this so he
• 1:00:53
  couldn't see her face. She put her head down and then
• 1:00:57
  did her shoulders up and down like she was laughing really
• 1:01:00
  hard into the table. And then the camera pans to her
• 1:01:04
  face and it's dead faced and she's just pushing her shoulders
• 1:01:06
  up. And I looked at Amber and I
• 1:01:08
  said, if you ever don't you ever do that to me?
• 1:01:16
  That's so good, I will go nonchalant.
• 1:01:20
  For the rest of my life. Oh man, I couldn't imagine
• 1:01:28
  catching. Her in a mirror, fake hysterics,
• 1:01:32
  shoulders going up Oh my God, dude and she's just looking at
• 1:01:35
  the ground like all right, I'll leave it's fine I'm.
• 1:01:42
  Gonna put my own. Shit by the curb.
• 1:01:48
  Such a good joke. Such a good joke.
• 1:01:52
  There's still that extra bedroom, Justin.
• 1:01:54
  Just letting you know if she ever does that, just slide up
• 1:01:58
  here. I'm so.
• 1:02:02
  Comfortable in the studio now because it actually looks really
• 1:02:05
  nice, like the the wallpaper looks banging like it's hard to
• 1:02:08
  see like I said earlier without the how do I do this?
• 1:02:12
  Without. The light, yeah.
• 1:02:13
  Webcam. It's really.
• 1:02:14
  Nice in here now. Not.
• 1:02:15
  Great quality so it's hard to tell but.
• 1:02:19
  Oh yeah, we got to. Get something soon here because
• 1:02:22
  we we have to do the reacts to the.
• 1:02:27
  Can I just say it? Or do you want to wait?
• 1:02:30
  No, go for it. So one of our.
• 1:02:33
  Reacts is going to be. The three of us.
• 1:02:38
  Will edit however we deem fit. With AI.
• 1:02:44
  Each other's pictures. So I'm going to.
• 1:02:48
  Do I'm going to edit Amber's, Amber's going to edit Ryan,
• 1:02:51
  Ryan's going to edit mine with AI.
• 1:02:54
  And we can choose to be as silly or as vogue as we want.
• 1:02:59
  We're going to try our best to keep it PG13, obvi, but it is
• 1:03:04
  going to be in a video. I'm hoping that's our first one
• 1:03:07
  and I'm hoping we come out with an absolute shotgun blast.
• 1:03:10
  That's that would be hilarious. I the one video that I got doing
• 1:03:17
  it myself was enough for me to like text everybody right then
• 1:03:20
  and there because it was just completely it was mind blowingly
• 1:03:27
  uncanny valley like what? What is this?
• 1:03:31
  And we have to react to this because my own reaction to my
• 1:03:35
  own picture was like, what the fuck is this?
• 1:03:38
  Like it just it was it was too much.
• 1:03:40
  It was crazy looking. I.
• 1:03:43
  Yeah, I like that idea. It'll be fun.
• 1:03:46
  I still think our first video podcast should be on the boat if
• 1:03:49
  we can make it happen. I'm not so sure.
• 1:03:54
  I say I know I'm coming down at. Some point in the next.
• 1:03:59
  Two weeks. And that's not even a.
• 1:04:02
  Guarantee because it just everything is all the time every
• 1:04:06
  day. So I don't even know I don't
• 1:04:10
  even know when I'm coming to give it the truck.
• 1:04:12
  I was hoping the next two weeks, but I I couldn't even tell you.
• 1:04:15
  So we'll, we'll at some point. We'll.
• 1:04:19
  Rent a boat. Have an episode?
• 1:04:21
  On the boat that's at some point it will happen we'll.
• 1:04:26
  We'll rent. A boat.
• 1:04:27
  In Jekyll Island is perfectly halfway between Sanford and
• 1:04:33
  here, so I I think that would be an awesome weekend or or a day
• 1:04:39
  trip. Be fun.
• 1:04:40
  For sure I'd be down. I like the the in person podcast
• 1:04:49
  setting up outside be interesting to to do.
• 1:04:54
  Yeah, I say. That's going to be one of them
• 1:04:58
  is the boat cast fishing pun. I know another one's going to be
• 1:05:06
  just the regular reacts in front of the computer probably like we
• 1:05:09
  are now and then I want to I absolutely want to do that.
• 1:05:12
  AI reacts because it is fucking. Unhinged.
• 1:05:16
  Like just the the sight of it was enough.
• 1:05:19
  I was like, I got to show everybody, this is insane.
• 1:05:22
  Speaking of reacts. Ryan, you should take a look at
• 1:05:25
  episode 25 Media. What is the mouse turned off?
• 1:05:34
  Oh my God, the beginning of the. Podcast How is?
• 1:05:37
  This a coloring. Book.
• 1:05:39
  I don't know. There's which one?
• 1:05:43
  'S that all of them? Oh, monsters.
• 1:05:49
  And romance coloring book. So the first one.
• 1:05:53
  The AI gave her two sets of fangs through.
• 1:05:57
  Her lip. The second one's wild.
• 1:06:04
  I say we can't even like talk about this because there's no
• 1:06:06
  visuals for them. Yeah, we'll.
• 1:06:12
  Ryan, I'll put it to show up as many as I can.
• 1:06:15
  Yeah, pick whichever. Ones you want don't get sued by.
• 1:06:19
  Kim Kinder, Kim. Kendallsberger.
• 1:06:23
  Kendallsberger. That's a crazy last name.
• 1:06:27
  There's one of. Bigfoot Illustrated by.
• 1:06:29
  Kitty Willow Wilson, you. I hate that.
• 1:06:33
  The last. One is you next Valentine's Day.
• 1:06:39
  The last one. Yeah.
• 1:06:43
  Which one is the last? One the Bigfoot, Yeah.
• 1:06:49
  I think that's so much. Swear to God no.
• 1:06:53
  The the next Valentine's Day is going to be this one six foot.
• 1:06:57
  Finance. What's that?
• 1:07:04
  Tactical porn. Is that tentacles?
• 1:07:06
  Yeah. Oh, it's tentacles in her hair,
• 1:07:08
  I see. I don't know if.
• 1:07:10
  It's a her. Yeah, we'll put it up so you.
• 1:07:12
  Guys can look at it with us because it is AI for sure, for
• 1:07:16
  sure Well it. Says it's illustrated.
• 1:07:18
  By who? Kitty.
• 1:07:20
  Willow Wilson. That sounds like a Kitty.
• 1:07:26
  Willow. Wilson is the name.
• 1:07:27
  No. Oh.
• 1:07:29
  No, no, no. That's for the creepy kitchen.
• 1:07:31
  Sorry. Oh, we're looking at a
• 1:07:33
  different. Book us kidding because.
• 1:07:34
  We can't read, no. It doesn't say.
• 1:07:38
  Illustrated by. It just says it doesn't.
• 1:07:42
  Yeah, it was done by AI. Hartwell Books.
• 1:07:49
  Find beauty. In the unusual, the
• 1:07:51
  unconventional and the forbidden, the first page is.
• 1:07:55
  A Centaur and armor with a redheaded like Princess.
• 1:07:59
  Fail Fay. Whatever, Fiona.
• 1:08:01
  Yeah. Yeah, I.
• 1:08:05
  Can read all this but it's long. No, I'm not going to do that.
• 1:08:09
  I'm not interested. In that I'm not.
• 1:08:12
  Interested, Quarto. Quarto Publishing.
• 1:08:16
  Group. Publisher.
• 1:08:21
  Wendy Friedman Friedman. But that's the publisher, not?
• 1:08:25
  The Illustrator. Illustrated by designer.
• 1:08:32
  Alana Ward editor Meredith Minute and then image credits,
• 1:08:38
  Shutterstock. Sounds about right,
• 1:08:43
  Shutterstock. That's good.
• 1:08:44
  Yeah, so there. You go, guys, and that's all I
• 1:08:47
  got now. So.
• 1:08:49
  Yeah, the creepy kitchen recipes is those people I said earlier.
• 1:08:57
  I got a new phone. Woohoo Oh.
• 1:08:59
  Yeah, yeah. And on a new network service and
• 1:09:03
  it's running amazing. She couldn't stay in the budget.
• 1:09:07
  Shit anymore? What does that mean?
• 1:09:12
  Visible. Oh.
• 1:09:15
  Yeah, I. Couldn't.
• 1:09:16
  It wasn't working. I was paying more than I than he
• 1:09:19
  was by like 30 bucks and it didn't work.
• 1:09:23
  It still didn't. Work.
• 1:09:24
  Nothing worked. It was so dumb.
• 1:09:26
  Sounds about. Right, iPhone 17.
• 1:09:28
  Baby. Took a long ass time.
• 1:09:32
  To finally get it to work, but it's working because it's Apple.
• 1:09:36
  Shut up. I told her, Are you sure?
• 1:09:39
  Are you sure you still want to use Apple?
• 1:09:42
  What I will? Say.
• 1:09:43
  I will give them one thing and it's probably because they got
• 1:09:46
  sued for it. Is the only reason they changed
• 1:09:49
  the iPhone 17 is USBC not lightning?
• 1:09:53
  They weren't sued. It was legislation in Europe, so
• 1:09:58
  the EU basically said that every phone and tablet device has to
• 1:10:05
  be shipped with USBC. It's got to be the standard.
• 1:10:09
  Why? Why does Apple?
• 1:10:11
  Care in the US what the fucking EU says?
• 1:10:15
  Well. It it.
• 1:10:16
  Would be too much more to. Keep.
• 1:10:19
  That standard when everything else worldwide has to be USBC.
• 1:10:26
  So why not switch over and save yourself a ton of money rather
• 1:10:31
  than continuing to produce a an out of date charging standard
• 1:10:37
  that your iPads don't even use anymore?
• 1:10:42
  It was literally only the phones using it at that point.
• 1:10:45
  The iPads had already switched over.
• 1:10:48
  Oh, I didn't know that either. Not a clue.
• 1:10:51
  So they were. I.
• 1:10:52
  Think they? Were already on the way to doing
• 1:10:54
  that but their way of getting around it is you have to have an
• 1:11:00
  Apple certified USBC cable what there's some chip in there that
• 1:11:07
  tells the phone hey we're Apple certified here's the the code
• 1:11:11
  you know whatever otherwise. It can never be.
• 1:11:16
  Fast charging. So if I gave you one of my USBC
• 1:11:19
  chargers that I have right now, it would not be a fast charging
• 1:11:23
  cable for. You even though it's fast.
• 1:11:26
  Charging for me. I rescind.
• 1:11:29
  My not not even a comment 30 seconds ago.
• 1:11:33
  It was a a backhanded slap and I already rescind the the
• 1:11:37
  backhandedness up like you slimy fucks.
• 1:11:41
  Oh yeah, No 100. 100% Apple is. Is the.
• 1:11:45
  Slimiest of slime? Do you not have enough?
• 1:11:51
  Do you not have enough? You have $420 billion in cash
• 1:11:56
  4/20. Baby.
• 1:11:57
  Yeah, I might be wrong. But you slimy greedy fucks.
• 1:12:04
  God I hate apple. The funniest part?
• 1:12:07
  Too is it's really just turned off, Yeah.
• 1:12:11
  They're. They're only stranglehold is
• 1:12:14
  really in the US. So they're not.
• 1:12:18
  They're not the world leader, even I don't I don't even think
• 1:12:23
  they're top five worldwide for phone manufacturers.
• 1:12:28
  You've got 2 Chinese companies, then you've got Samsung.
• 1:12:36
  They might be top five. They might be 4 or five, but
• 1:12:39
  still they're not. They're not.
• 1:12:42
  Hawaii. They're number one.
• 1:12:44
  And then there's. Xiaomi or whatever.
• 1:12:47
  I think Xiaomi is up there and then Samsung.
• 1:12:53
  I'm not chilling for. China, but fuck Apple.
• 1:12:57
  No 100% fuck. Apple, what a joke.
• 1:13:00
  Jesus Christ, how much do you need like?
• 1:13:03
  Well, thanks for. Shooting on my parade, guys,
• 1:13:05
  long as. You like it?
• 1:13:09
  Here's. The thing?
• 1:13:10
  Here's the thing. Apple is good.
• 1:13:14
  If you. Don't want to learn?
• 1:13:18
  A higher. Quality operating system.
• 1:13:22
  That's what I'm trying to say. I don't care it is.
• 1:13:24
  It is dumbed down to where the average person can pick it up
• 1:13:29
  and learn it very quickly. And if you don't want to learn
• 1:13:32
  past that? Then that's fine.
• 1:13:34
  They're they're totally viable system.
• 1:13:37
  It works. It's just not the.
• 1:13:40
  Best. I'll be.
• 1:13:43
  Close to the. Best.
• 1:13:46
  It's better with. Messaging, I'll give it that.
• 1:13:49
  I like iPhone messages like the best out of everything on the
• 1:13:54
  phone and the fact that you can FaceTime people the the
• 1:13:57
  FaceTime. Is I would be the would be the
• 1:14:00
  only thing that I say Apple leads in because even the
• 1:14:05
  iMessage it's only good when you're messaging people with an
• 1:14:10
  iPhone. That's what I'm saying I.
• 1:14:14
  Messages that's that's. Literally what I'm saying Use.
• 1:14:18
  RCS, which is the new standard across the board with Google and
• 1:14:23
  some of the other operating system creators.
• 1:14:29
  RCS is a much faster, much better quality messaging system
• 1:14:35
  than what I messages. They've switched.
• 1:14:38
  Over to where they accept RCS now.
• 1:14:42
  But RCS is way way better than iMessage.
• 1:14:46
  By a long shot. So are you trying?
• 1:14:51
  To say like you and your people who have iPhones are superior to
• 1:14:55
  others, is that what you're trying to say?
• 1:14:57
  When? The fuck did that come out of
• 1:14:59
  my? Mouth PC, I'll shut you.
• 1:15:02
  Down I'm. Married, are you?
• 1:15:04
  I never said those people. Weird.
• 1:15:07
  It's got some. Underlying, I'm pretty sure
• 1:15:09
  you're the only. One that's ever said that out of
• 1:15:11
  all three of us. But what's that those?
• 1:15:13
  People. Oh.
• 1:15:19
  Don't come at me, I'll come. At you.
• 1:15:22
  OK, fight everyone. Of you guys gross.
• 1:15:25
  I don't see. Color.
• 1:15:27
  He's colorblind. Y'all.
• 1:15:31
  Well, everything's mauve. Thank you guys.
• 1:15:35
  So. Much for for listening to
• 1:15:39
  episode 25 of your favorite unhinged podcast.
• 1:15:43
  Thanks. Hated it.
• 1:15:45
  We will be back. Next week with.
• 1:15:47
  The halfway. To a year worth of episodes and
• 1:15:54
  yeah, that's that's all I. Have check out all the.
• 1:15:57
  Links and everything. Check out the show notes, I
• 1:16:00
  should have that up hopefully. I'm singing the song, What's up?
• 1:16:10
  The what? Never.
• 1:16:11
  Mind. She set me up for.
• 1:16:13
  Stuff again, it doesn't work. Bottles.
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  Bottles.