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July is Prosecution Month · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

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  Brian McFadden: And now is the time when things are shifting.
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  Brian McFadden: There's going to be a new World order out there unbelievable.
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  Brian McFadden: Next governor who are fake news.
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  Brian McFadden: I am not suicidal.
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  Brian McFadden: We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back. I'll circle back.
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  Brian McFadden: Do not come, do not come.
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  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna come.
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  Testecleese: Hello! Hello! Hello! And welcome to Episode 280 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I'm Jeffrey.
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  Brian McFadden: Number 9.
• 0:42
  Testecleese: What did you guys drinking some beer? Sorry what's going on?
• 0:46
  Testecleese: I still got a little bit of laugh. Listen to that intro music because it is old.
• 0:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, Jen Psaki is in it. And she was what like 4 press secretaries ago, or something.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah, something like that, definitely.
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  Testecleese: And then the juicing, smoothie thing.
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  Testecleese: He was like the 1st famous hoax. Hate Guy.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Make it up as fake hate crimes.
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  Testecleese: Yeah.
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  Brian McFadden: In Chicago.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, I know this is Mega country in in Chicago. It's like, has anyone ever been to Chicago
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  Testecleese: who has been ruled by Democrats for something like 60 years or something.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, anyway, anyway.
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  Brian McFadden: Yep.
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  Testecleese: So speaking of the Democrats and the decisions they make that they've been trying to blame Trump for these plane crashes lately. I'm sure you've noticed that right.
• 1:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, they're trying to blame Trump for everything.
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  Testecleese: Yes, and we, we definitely talked about this several times, like, How is this? Possibly, like the day trump shows up into office? They're they're saying shit like. Oh, it's your fault for the policies like they haven't gone into place yet.
• 1:50
  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Brian McFadden: He brought that up a couple of times, but you know they're they're just looking for something that will stick to them, you know. 1st it was planes. Now it's planes. Then we they were complaining about egg prices. They were complaining about the tariffs, you know.
• 2:05
  Testecleese: They're talking about egg prices now, too. They say it's an all time high. I'm like I don't think so.
• 2:09
  Brian McFadden: Coming down. Wholesale legs are coming down in price, so.
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  Testecleese: Well, anyway, with this plane thing the the data came out, and they're at least no higher than before, and are most likely fewer plane crashes and helicopter directs than we saw.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah, when you dug into the actual data. That's what I liked about this article was just like
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  Brian McFadden: it's been in the news more lately because of who knows why? But.
• 2:34
  Testecleese: Well, just just like these are fake.
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  Brian McFadden: Please. Down.
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  Testecleese: Just like these fake hate crimes. We keep talking about the supply, for hate far
• 2:43
  Testecleese: under reaches the demand for it. You know what I mean.
• 2:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: And the stuff is not happening, but they have to push something because they got nothing else.
• 2:53
  Brian McFadden: Right. They're looking for something they can throw at him, and it'll stick.
• 2:57
  Testecleese: Well, I mean there's a reason why they call them Teflon Don, right.
• 2:59
  Brian McFadden: Yep, I mean, they thought, taking him to a trial in New York was going to keep him from getting the Republican nomination.
• 3:07
  Testecleese: In the background.
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  Testecleese: Yeah. How many States tried to keep them off the ticket altogether?
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  Brian McFadden: 4 or 5.
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  Testecleese: 4. I thought it was like 34, but maybe.
• 3:14
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't think it was not all. There's not 34 Democrat controlled States in the Union.
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  Testecleese: But you don't need the State to be Democrat controlled. You just need one or 2 people in charge of something to like to say you're not eligible because of the Insurrection act.
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  El Guapo: Yeah. One of Da's was doing that for a while. I forgot which one was. It.
• 3:34
  Testecleese: I mean New York attorney, Letitia James.
• 3:37
  Testecleese: He's in here. Don't worry about that.
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  El Guapo: No one of the da's a while ago was trying to hold up trump because of the Colorado.
• 3:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Colorado definitely tried to keep them off the ticket, and so did Maine.
• 3:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah in New York and California. So there's the 4 big blue states.
• 3:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, back to Leticia.
• 3:58
  Testecleese: Thanks for bringing her up, Brian. Excellent move there.
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  Brian McFadden: Not a problem. My pleasure.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, she's getting hit with allegations of mortgage fraud.
• 4:08
  Brian McFadden: Well, you could have put this in local too.
• 4:10
  Testecleese: I could have put it in local, but I wanted to go follow up because we didn't have enough in there. Honestly.
• 4:15
  El Guapo: Oh, you could have bridge it to a local and international.
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  Testecleese: Unfortunately, we usually do intro between follow up and local.
• 4:21
  Testecleese: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: And yeah, it's 1.
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  Brian McFadden: Apparently little did we know that she actually owns property here in Virginia.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, Norfolk, and that was where she lied about the home to get a more
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  El Guapo: Favorable.
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  El Guapo: Okay.
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  Brian McFadden: She said it was her primary residence, you know, when it's your primary residence, the interest rates a lot lower. Okay.
• 4:40
  Brian McFadden: lower.
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  Testecleese: But but if she's a primary resident of Norfolk, Virginia, she can't be.
• 4:44
  Brian McFadden: Be the Attorney General of New York, right.
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  El Guapo: Oh, oh, she's trying to do taxation because.
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  Brian McFadden: She's already come out and said, this is all because she went after trump.
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  Testecleese: How soon claimed the house is small than she claimed. The house is smaller than it is too.
• 4:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, I like how she married her dad.
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  El Guapo: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, I heard that just like,
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  Testecleese: What?
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  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
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  Testecleese: Who's the one who married your brother?
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  El Guapo: Patricia. No, there's.
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  Brian McFadden: No, that was, that was Minnesota, right?
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  El Guapo: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Apparently needed to leave.
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  El Guapo: Italy.
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  Brian McFadden: She's still in the House of Representatives, isn't she?
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  El Guapo: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: I believe so, but but it's funny, because that's what James was bringing trump on was mortgage fraud.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: And what she fined him something like a half 1 billion dollars, almost.
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  Brian McFadden: Right. And it's being it's it's she's, she said at her press conference today or yesterday, or whenever this came out, that the money still in escrow, and it's building up interest for the State of New York every day that the the trial is being appealed so.
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  Testecleese: That's that. You can't do that. By the way.
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  Testecleese: like, if it's in an appeal, you can't just keep charging people interest on not paying.
• 5:57
  Brian McFadden: Exactly what she said in her press conference where she didn't, you know?
• 6:04
  Brian McFadden: Do anything wrong? You know she didn't put, she heard. People are right. Wingers are harassing her name, her relatives, and all these other houses
• 6:13
  Brian McFadden: oh, known as a daily caller.
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  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, it's fascinating, because, I mean.
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  Testecleese: has your average person read Rules for Radicals by Saul Linsky.
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  Brian McFadden: I don't. I highly doubt it.
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  Testecleese: Have either of you read it.
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  El Guapo: No, but I know the basis of it. So.
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  Brian McFadden: So.
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  Testecleese: Hillary. Clinton pushed it heavy
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  Testecleese: when she was running for office. But if you read it, it's rules for Radicals is like how to cheat and get away with this stuff to one of the chief tenants is, accuse your enemy of what you are doing, so you draw attention off of you and make them look bad.
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  El Guapo: Yeah, projecting.
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  Testecleese: Yeah. And this is exactly what we keep seeing, going over and over and over.
• 6:55
  Testecleese: or how to cheat an election.
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  El Guapo: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Here's an interesting thing. I don't necessarily disagree with it, but I'm not sure what I think, but apparently the Republicans are looking to
• 7:08
  Testecleese: strip the irs of their guns and ammo.
• 7:15
  Brian McFadden: And they should be.
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  Testecleese: Why?
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  Brian McFadden: We don't need. I mean, there's plenty of other armed branches of the Government that can handle the Irs's enforcement.
• 7:25
  Brian McFadden: you know.
• 7:26
  Brian McFadden: Hmm!
• 7:27
  Brian McFadden: How much. What's gonna be their primary position? Is they gonna be doing tax audits or assisting customer service, and then they just throw in a gun part time and go out and arrest the bad guys.
• 7:40
  Testecleese: Oh, wouldn't be part time. They have their own law enforcement.
• 7:42
  Brian McFadden: They don't need their own law enforcement. That's another
• 7:46
  Brian McFadden: waste, fraud, abuse of the government, every every agency, every most places, don't need their own army of police people.
• 7:58
  Testecleese: I don't necessarily disagree, but the usps has their own law enforcement branch.
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  Brian McFadden: Not armed.
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  Testecleese: I don't know, are they? I?
• 8:07
  Testecleese: Oh, the Inspector General doesn't walk around with a weapon on their hip.
• 8:11
  Testecleese: Okay, possibly. I don't know
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  Testecleese: but you're right, though the Irs could easily call up the FBI to go and force tax evasion right.
• 8:20
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
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  El Guapo: Get arrested because you put the wrong stamp on it, called the General.
• 8:25
  Testecleese: Well, no!
• 8:25
  Brian McFadden: When you steal other people's checks and cash out of their Christmas cards.
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  El Guapo: Yeah, they call it.
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  Brian McFadden: The overall.
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  El Guapo: Defense. That's why you got the FBI, don't you.
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  Testecleese: Well, no, the usps actually has their own law enforcement. I only know this. We mentioned this, I think, last week when I mail, when I had Mercury mailed to me, they called me to talk to you about the mercury bottle that busted open in Virginia.
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  Testecleese: Huh!
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  El Guapo: They show up. In short, the male male uniform.
• 8:51
  Testecleese: Actually they never showed up.
• 8:53
  Brian McFadden: There is no mailman uniform anymore. They got.
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  El Guapo: No? Well, this is back in the day, that's what I'm talking about.
• 8:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: It's crazy. They called my my mom.
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  El Guapo: I hadn't.
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  Testecleese: Been in Massachusetts for like 10 years at the time they're calling my mom to get in touch with me. I'm like who the fuck, are you? You know what I mean?
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  El Guapo: Hmm.
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  Testecleese: Alright!
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  Testecleese: This year. I just came across this 20 min before this show the airing of a recording of the show tonight a friend of mine from back up North shared a thing online. So Guapo, I clicked on it. Then I opened the link to the news article instead of sharing the Facebook picture.
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  El Guapo: I was just so like, Oh, shoot! I don't got time to look for it, so I just.
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  Testecleese: That's all right.
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  El Guapo: So we can look for it later. Yeah.
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  Testecleese: I already did it. I I clicked on it. Then it was the top story calling. But anyway, this is different.
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  Testecleese: There's an online concern growing about a possible serial killer in New England
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  Testecleese: since March, which is what last month.
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  Testecleese: 6 bodies have been found in Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut. That's all. Within like a 3 h drive of one certain place like the Boston area
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  Testecleese: and, like one of these wires, hasn't even been identified yet.
• 10:14
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
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  Testecleese: Yeah, when was the last time you heard about a serial killer in general?
• 10:19
  Brian McFadden: Hmm, not very often.
• 10:21
  Testecleese: Something I mentioned to the wife. She's like, let's 3 states. I was like, yeah. Those 3 States combined aren't even half of West Virginia, you know.
• 10:28
  Testecleese: But yeah, one of them was found in Groton, Connecticut. I'm assuming, probably near the sub base, right.
• 10:34
  El Guapo: Yeah. New Haven Roster, Plymouth.
• 10:37
  Testecleese: Like Plymouth.
• 10:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, some other places. But this this person, Boyle, says, just because you have you found you have bodies found in various places in New England does not mean there's a serial killer on the loose.
• 10:51
  Brian McFadden: Horse.
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  El Guapo: Area.
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  Testecleese: Very true, but what do they have? Similar MOS? And they all popped up around the same time.
• 10:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's the thing like what's going on, you know. Could.
• 11:01
  Testecleese: Or led online sleuths to say, Hey, what's going on? And oh.
• 11:04
  Testecleese: one FBI guys going like, hey? Maybe what is going on here, you know.
• 11:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Oh, it could be a gang member that just the way to kill people.
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  Testecleese: For all, exactly, for all we know. This is Ms. 13.
• 11:14
  El Guapo: Was it Colombia neckties on them, you know. Is it turned around.
• 11:18
  Testecleese: That's what's getting me. Dude is these freaking? Exactly this trend or Aragua and the Ms. 13 guys. And they're doing the the Colombian neckties, and for anyone who isn't familiar with that term, because it's an old one.
• 11:29
  Testecleese: you slip their throat, and then you pull their tongue out their throat and hang it down like a necktie.
• 11:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: It's it's a horrible, disgusting thing to do to somebody.
• 11:40
  El Guapo: But and it sucks because the English that are going gone. Restrictions are crazy as hell. Now.
• 11:46
  Testecleese: From New England's turned into Shit dude. I got out of the area just in time.
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  Testecleese: The taxes are out of control there. Massachusetts is one of the top 3 States for unemployment fraud, which
• 11:59
  Testecleese: again.
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  Brian McFadden: We had another. We had that on another show.
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  Testecleese: Yes, we did, and it's which is funny, because I hadn't read that article yet, like, just guess the top 3. And I said, oh, well, Massachusetts must be in the list, or you wouldn't have brought it up.
• 12:11
  Testecleese: California is obviously, unless let me guess, New York. You're like holy shit, that's all.
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  Brian McFadden: All blue states, surprise, surprise.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, they keep doing this stuff. And then I got these these hardcore lefties up there talking trashy left or right. I'm like, Do you have any idea what's going on? It's like, do you realize you're paying more state tax and your Federal tax.
• 12:32
  Brian McFadden: Hmm crazy.
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  El Guapo: They don't care.
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  Testecleese: And then they're like, Oh, that's normal. It's not
• 12:42
  Testecleese: not unless you're making a ton of money, anyway.
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  Testecleese: All right. So what were these plans the White House had for this extraordinary Holy Week.
• 12:51
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're doing a like they had like a prayer service.
• 12:57
  Brian McFadden: They're doing like daily talks on true social.
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  Testecleese: Okay.
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  Brian McFadden: It's just more, a lot more elaborate.
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  Brian McFadden: Then the.
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  Testecleese: Okay.
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  Brian McFadden: Previous Catholic President did for Easter.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah, trump's not Catholic, right?
• 13:16
  Brian McFadden: No, he's Christian.
• 13:18
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, you say, Christian, like the Catholics aren't Christian, but.
• 13:21
  Brian McFadden: Some are, some aren't.
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  Testecleese: Correct. All Catholics are Christian, not all Christians are Catholic, right?
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  Testecleese: Anyone who doesn't know the difference. Typically speaking, your Catholic is a little more orthodox practicing Catholic anyway. But
• 13:37
  Testecleese: I can't even find a Catholic mass. I watten mass anymore.
• 13:42
  Testecleese: The guy grew up doing Latin math and Latin.
• 13:45
  El Guapo: Greek, orthodox, or they do in Greek.
• 13:49
  Testecleese: They might. I don't know.
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  Testecleese: It's interesting. You bring that up, though, because I almost did a 3 day fast over
• 13:56
  Testecleese: the death and resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ decided not to, because I was just concerned about health issues with my sleep schedule lately.
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  Testecleese: But the reason I was going to do it this time is because this is the 1st time, like 60 or 80 years, that the Catholics and the orthodox Christians agreed on what Easter was.
• 14:15
  El Guapo: Really.
• 14:16
  Testecleese: Yeah. I didn't realize it had been that long.
• 14:19
  El Guapo: I thought it was just because of the wafer.
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  Testecleese: Remember, there's a couple different orthodox groups, like the Greek Orthodox have their own Pope, though right.
• 14:30
  El Guapo: Every. I think every church got their own. No, no, it's not a pope, the head of the church, or that
• 14:35
  El Guapo: in this area. It's like a cardinal, basically.
• 14:39
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, but that's in the case.
• 14:40
  El Guapo: Got like cardinals, basically. But they don't got pop.
• 14:43
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure the Greek Orthodox have their own Pope. Speaking of. By the way, my Bishop came to church my church a week or so ago.
• 14:52
  Testecleese: That's pretty cool. You don't get to meet the Bishop very often. You know what I mean.
• 14:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Which I don't know how well you are versed in the hierarchy of the Catholic Church, Brian, but that's way up there.
• 15:03
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Yep.
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  El Guapo: A little bit below the Cardinal.
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  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, he you I addressed him as your Excellency.
• 15:11
  Testecleese: Which he was pretty excited about, because apparently nobody remembers that or learned that in Ccd anymore.
• 15:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 15:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, and he's like, Oh, I'm just glad you didn't call me your Holiness. You're not the Pope, sir.
• 15:27
  Testecleese: I know more than your average Catholic.
• 15:31
  Testecleese: I may be a bad Catholic.
• 15:34
  Testecleese: My wrist smacked through the ruler as a kid.
• 15:39
  Testecleese: Oh, man, okay, so.
• 15:42
  Brian McFadden: Remember last year that the most important proclamation that President Biden put out was the proclamation to on the transgender day of visibility.
• 15:54
  Testecleese: That overlapped Easter right.
• 15:56
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 15:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, why would?
• 15:59
  Testecleese: Why would you do it? At the same time.
• 16:02
  Brian McFadden: I'm pretty sure there is no transgender day of visibility this year.
• 16:07
  Brian McFadden: Well, if you're gonna do it, but yes, exactly do it.
• 16:10
  Testecleese: Do it under pride month? Right? Yeah.
• 16:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that belongs in June.
• 16:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, if you're gonna do stuff, you put aside an entire dang month.
• 16:18
  El Guapo: Do it, do it then, right.
• 16:23
  Testecleese: And Puerto Rico, I guess, had an island wide blackout that's
• 16:27
  Testecleese: looking like it might go through the entire weekend.
• 16:29
  Brian McFadden: Yep, and.
• 16:31
  Testecleese: They have no idea what happened.
• 16:33
  Brian McFadden: No, and and Puerto Rico is like 90% Catholic.
• 16:37
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, well, it's it's funny, because we keep hearing.
• 16:40
  Brian McFadden: They're big on Easter weekend there. It's 1 of their high, holy weeks, you know.
• 16:45
  Testecleese: Well, we keep hearing. The Democrats say how much they don't come out and say, we hate Christians, but they may as well right.
• 16:50
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 16:51
  Testecleese: And then you look at the black and Hispanic population. This nation that they claim to champion are so Christian and not just Christian, especially your Hispanic population. It's very Catholic.
• 17:02
  Testecleese: you know, like rigid Christianity.
• 17:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:06
  Testecleese: And it's like.
• 17:07
  Testecleese: how can you claim to be the protecting these folks and taking care of them because everyone else hates them? As you say you're not allowed to do whatever we're going to put trans day of visibility over Easter. It's like.
• 17:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:20
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 17:21
  Brian McFadden: And all they had to wait was like one more day, and it would have been in June.
• 17:25
  Brian McFadden: which is the, you know, pride, month.
• 17:29
  Testecleese: Yes. By the way, you do know that July is mega month right.
• 17:33
  El Guapo: What?
• 17:34
  Brian McFadden: I didn't know that.
• 17:35
  Testecleese: Yes, yes.
• 17:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I can understand why it's my birthday month. So.
• 17:38
  Testecleese: There you go, and we're gonna get into this a little bit later. And I'm gonna explain to you why it's gonna be an excellent Mega month this year when we get down into some shit that's going on.
• 17:47
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 17:48
  Testecleese: I came across this study, and I was very
• 17:51
  Testecleese: oh, it shouldn't say surprise, but I am, because there's a 10 year study where they actually did a study of these adh drugs. They've been giving kids.
• 17:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 18:01
  Testecleese: It's making. It's stunting growth.
• 18:05
  Testecleese: And at 1st they said, Oh, they'll grow back when they get through a little bit older. You know what I mean. They'll get that height back.
• 18:11
  Testecleese: And on average, your average person who took adh drugs even for a couple of years and stopped, is an inch shorter than people that did not take these drugs.
• 18:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Whoa!
• 18:21
  Brian McFadden: Crazy.
• 18:22
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 18:23
  Testecleese: in which takes 10 years to find some of these studies to get some of this information. And we went and rushed through Covid shots. And I'm going to blame Trump. That was operational warp speed.
• 18:35
  Testecleese: Let's just go ahead and pump the drugs out anyway.
• 18:41
  Testecleese: onto our local segment. Here. Turkey hunting is coming back to West Virginia. It has not been in place for a couple of years.
• 18:48
  Testecleese: due to a dwindling turkey population, which
• 18:52
  Testecleese: I'm surprised. It's coming back already, because I've only seen like 5 turkeys since I moved here.
• 18:58
  Testecleese: and in Massachusetts I had to stop my car and wait for 20 of them across the road at a time.
• 19:03
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 19:05
  Testecleese: But
• 19:06
  Testecleese: apparently they think there's enough out in the wild, which I mean I'm in the woods, but sure.
• 19:10
  Brian McFadden: Are you getting your turkey license?
• 19:13
  Testecleese: I I'm talking about getting a outdoor sportsman license which gives me hunting for everything up to including bears and fishing.
• 19:23
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 19:24
  Testecleese: So it's 1.
• 19:25
  Brian McFadden: That for free. Do you get that for free? Being a veteran.
• 19:29
  Testecleese: No, but it is very, very affordable, anyway.
• 19:32
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 19:34
  Testecleese: And yeah.
• 19:36
  Testecleese: I there's a hunter's education. Course. You have to take the 1st time getting a hunting license here, but someone informed me that I might be exempt from that, and not because of my Dd. 2, 14, but because I'm
• 19:48
  Testecleese: I was born before it was put into place.
• 19:51
  Brian McFadden: Right. I took it when I was in high school.
• 19:55
  Testecleese: Even Massachusetts said, you can go hunting now. You don't need a special class because you were in the service. You know how to handle a firearm properly, you know.
• 20:04
  Testecleese: And if Massachusetts says we trust you to handle a gun, you think everyone else would handle that person. Trust him right.
• 20:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:11
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 20:13
  Testecleese: and check this out. We had a construction worker filling in potholes on the turnpike here in West Virginia, who got hit by a semi.
• 20:20
  Brian McFadden: Somebody wasn't paying attention.
• 20:23
  Testecleese: Oh, man, what a terrible way to die!
• 20:26
  Brian McFadden: Did he live?
• 20:27
  Testecleese: No, he died. They said. He died
• 20:30
  Testecleese: shortly after arriving at the hospital, but the only reason I think of saying that is because it took that long for a doctor
• 20:37
  Testecleese: announced time of debt. They don't say Doa anymore. Have you noticed.
• 20:41
  Brian McFadden: No, I haven't noticed.
• 20:42
  Testecleese: Alright! When was the last time you heard dead on arrival.
• 20:45
  Brian McFadden: It's been a while.
• 20:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, you need an actual. You're not dead when you show up anymore. You're not dead until a doctor says you're dead.
• 20:53
  Testecleese: So I think that's the reason why they said he was dead, you know, shortly after getting to the hospital, because I'm pretty sure he didn't survive getting hit by a semi going 60 miles an hour, you know.
• 21:03
  El Guapo: I guess then, just because of the liability like, How do you know it was dead? Or doctor said it was dead.
• 21:09
  Testecleese: I know, but you think the doctor when you show up like oh, no, he was dead before he got here. Not time of dead death. Now you know what I mean.
• 21:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 21:16
  El Guapo: And just I guess there was something happened. They had to come out with this.
• 21:20
  Testecleese: Yeah. Alright.
• 21:21
  El Guapo: It is what it is.
• 21:22
  Testecleese: What's going on over there in Virginia, especially the Hampton area.
• 21:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 21:26
  Testecleese: You guys are having some crazy shit.
• 21:28
  Brian McFadden: This is actually a condo area village area that my pastor and his wife live in.
• 21:37
  El Guapo: Oh, wow!
• 21:37
  Brian McFadden: They lived in the building next to this building, that was totally destroyed by fire. On Friday afternoon.
• 21:44
  Testecleese: Partial collapse or injured. Huh?
• 21:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. 2 of them were firefighters.
• 21:49
  El Guapo: Or they had to be rest. Well, one of them had smoke inhalation.
• 21:54
  El Guapo: Hmm!
• 21:55
  Testecleese: That's his own fault. Then.
• 21:56
  Brian McFadden: Or maybe no, it was overheating, he exhaustion. He was treated for heat, exhaustion, because fairly warm, and all that gear and the.
• 22:03
  Testecleese: Fairly warm.
• 22:05
  Brian McFadden: This this complex.
• 22:06
  El Guapo: It wasn't the oven that he was getting in.
• 22:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, this this complex was built in 1986. So it didn't have firewalls didn't have sprinkler systems. And the road was so narrow to the gated community that they couldn't even take in as many fire trucks as they wanted, because some of them just wouldn't fit through the gate.
• 22:26
  El Guapo: Do, okay.
• 22:26
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 22:27
  El Guapo: This is about this, I deliver building supplies, and so then rose around. Here is like, if I if I can barely can make it. We'll make you think a fire truck can make it through.
• 22:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 22:39
  El Guapo: You know, especially the box, more like it is annoying honestly, and they need to wind up the roads.
• 22:46
  Testecleese: Well and you drive a semi or a box truck.
• 22:49
  El Guapo: Box struck, but it got.
• 22:51
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 22:51
  El Guapo: And wheels, you know.
• 22:53
  Testecleese: Well, I was, gonna say a semi at least has a hinge point in the truck. You know what I mean.
• 22:58
  El Guapo: Yes, but this is.
• 22:59
  Testecleese: Fire trucks don't.
• 23:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, they don't. And now I'm tired. Do I like, why, you guys want to build it here? Honestly, you need to wind up the road. It should be a code like you want to build, you have to. Why not?
• 23:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, this road was built, you know, in the eighties, you know.
• 23:15
  El Guapo: Yeah. And then this is like Center town, too.
• 23:19
  El Guapo: You know, they want to build like structures like like Collins around the entrance, like, why you want, like you want a fire truck to come in and knock up your towers and stuff, you know.
• 23:29
  Testecleese: Oh, I mean, even like you said it was built what? 40 years ago, but they still could update stuff.
• 23:35
  Testecleese: You know what I mean. And now, now, Virginia, you know Virginia, at least Hampton is gonna pass a law mandating stuff, and it's gonna cost the taxpayers millions and millions of dollars.
• 23:45
  Brian McFadden: Well, they've already got laws in place, but it wasn't.
• 23:49
  Brian McFadden: It was grandfathered in because it was built before the building codes went.
• 23:53
  El Guapo: Well, you know what now?
• 23:55
  Testecleese: Exempt from fires. Because you're old.
• 23:57
  El Guapo: You know what. Let them let you know what they're going to learn their lesson hard way.
• 24:01
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 24:02
  Testecleese: you know what? With their fucking mistake, it gonna create more jobs. I got a job probably soon delivered today.
• 24:09
  Testecleese: No, no, it will create jobs. But the problem is, it's coming out of the taxpayers pocket.
• 24:13
  El Guapo: No, it should be. You want to construct this. You have to comply with this rules. Now.
• 24:17
  Testecleese: Actually, you know what if it's a gated community and it's a private community, it might not be up to the taxpayers to fix that it might be up to that gated community.
• 24:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, why, you, this is what happened, how you learn your lesson, yes or no, and you still want a grandfather.
• 24:31
  Testecleese: At least nobody died right.
• 24:33
  Brian McFadden: Nope. Nobody died.
• 24:34
  El Guapo: I saw the fire like the in the morning, like hey? Like a car. I thought it was a truck, because I could see it like. No, this kind of.
• 24:40
  Brian McFadden: Literally like if there weren't trees in the way you could see it from my house.
• 24:44
  El Guapo: I saw from like Hampton Suffolk, 6, 64, and the horizon I saw the smoke.
• 24:50
  Testecleese: Usually. So it was over by okay? Well, by.
• 24:54
  Brian McFadden: Were my hardies.
• 24:56
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 24:56
  Brian McFadden: Road instead of it's growing. You go into Hardies. You go the opposite way, and that's the road back into the complex.
• 25:04
  Testecleese: Damn, huh!
• 25:05
  Testecleese: So glad no one died. And yeah, like.
• 25:07
  Testecleese: hopefully, Guapo is right. And they did learn a lesson. You know what I mean.
• 25:10
  El Guapo: Hopefully. But I suddenly had rise to like, okay, they said a fire or something like I was listening to the radio because I listened to traffic to see if I had to cut somewhere or avoid that area.
• 25:22
  El Guapo: Nothing until later on I saw Facebook like, Hey, fire happened like, Oh, that's what it was.
• 25:28
  Testecleese: Well, here's an idea, Guapo. How about you and I get together and design a new fire truck.
• 25:33
  Testecleese: We put a hinge point in the center of the truck in the middle. But check this out. We have 2 drivers. One guy actually like drives the vehicle, but you have a steering wheel in the back to steer the rear end, to make it easier to go around corners.
• 25:48
  El Guapo: I got something better about to talk to you about in private.
• 25:51
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, so we might actually make some money on some crazy idea like this.
• 25:54
  El Guapo: And it's not a truck. So I thought I was thinking about it like, you know, like this location. We'll talk about it later.
• 26:01
  Testecleese: Alright. Just have. Yeah.
• 26:02
  Testecleese: Set it up like in a meeting.
• 26:04
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 26:06
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 26:07
  Brian McFadden: And range this one I don't care. I already pay a bow tax in Hampton, so.
• 26:12
  El Guapo: Oh, no, this is okay.
• 26:15
  El Guapo: This tax is stupid because it's just gonna drive away people with money.
• 26:20
  El Guapo: Well.
• 26:21
  Testecleese: Did you read the whole article, or just the the 1st paragraph.
• 26:25
  El Guapo: No, I heard.
• 26:26
  Brian McFadden: Not these. We're talking about people with the income levels of you and me owning little boats in their backyards. You know.
• 26:34
  Testecleese: This is, it says it has to be at least, I think, 15 feet long and 1818 feet. There you go, and
• 26:41
  Testecleese: these taxes existed less than a dozen years ago. Yeah, they were taken off of the books somewhere
• 26:50
  Testecleese: because they wanted to draw people back in the area.
• 26:53
  Testecleese: I get that. But th! This is what Virginia Beach does man look what they did with
• 26:57
  El Guapo: No, you know why they wanna you know why they want more money because of surf cities. They want to build up the building right now they run out of money.
• 27:04
  Testecleese: I mean, what was the the oceanfront area there, with the, with all the bars that are in that one location on top of each other like Jillian's and
• 27:13
  Brian McFadden: That was waterside. Yeah.
• 27:14
  Testecleese: Waterside. Have a nice day.
• 27:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, but.
• 27:17
  Testecleese: These. Well, they brought all these bars in to bring in money and a youth crowd, and as soon as they did they went and shut them all down.
• 27:24
  El Guapo: Oh, it's different now. There's brand new now it's changing.
• 27:27
  Brian McFadden: They got new bars in there.
• 27:29
  Testecleese: But have a nice day. Cafe was a good time, and they had. They had dwarf women not shit you.
• 27:33
  Brian McFadden: I remember that dancing on Bar.
• 27:36
  Testecleese: Serving you bottles of beer.
• 27:39
  Testecleese: Like, come on, this is it was funny because the wife, the wife, has this weird.
• 27:43
  Brian McFadden: Thing about dwarfs.
• 27:45
  Testecleese: Almost yeah, almost phobia about dwarves, but like she doesn't like hate them. But she's like
• 27:50
  El Guapo: Who got that fear? The good looking guy from the Full House.
• 27:58
  Testecleese: Jesse stamos.
• 27:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, he got a fear.
• 28:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was Uncle Jesse Johns Davis.
• 28:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, he got a few drawers like, because they got that comedian.
• 28:10
  El Guapo: Anyways, yeah, it's funny.
• 28:12
  Testecleese: Interesting you mentioned him.
• 28:15
  Testecleese: Because check out this crazy line of logic I have.
• 28:19
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 28:19
  Testecleese: He used to be married to Rebecca Romaine. The former volleyball star slash supermodel right.
• 28:26
  El Guapo: The one that was an X-men.
• 28:28
  Testecleese: Yes, and she was also on the TV series of librarians.
• 28:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 28:32
  Testecleese: Did you watch the librarians? Movies? Oh, the librarian was great. They were amazing.
• 28:37
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 28:38
  Testecleese: But they made a TV series with multiple librarians. They're bringing the show back
• 28:42
  Testecleese: soon, but it's a whole new cast of characters and.
• 28:45
  Brian McFadden: Like no wiles, busy.
• 28:47
  Testecleese: Well, Noel Wilde is only in a handful of the series of the TV show.
• 28:52
  Testecleese: He, you know, he was the guy in the movies.
• 28:55
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 28:56
  Testecleese: But yeah, I'm excited to watch a new TV series, because I like the last one.
• 29:01
  El Guapo: You got paramount plus.
• 29:03
  Testecleese: I do?
• 29:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, I watch the new Irish map.
• 29:10
  Brian McFadden: My land.
• 29:13
  Testecleese: Blend!
• 29:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 29:14
  Testecleese: Now.
• 29:14
  El Guapo: It's good.
• 29:16
  Testecleese: I might have to check it out.
• 29:17
  El Guapo: You may take me later.
• 29:18
  Testecleese: Currently I'm watching on the regular. I'm watching like the rookie.
• 29:22
  El Guapo: Oh, that's a good show.
• 29:24
  Testecleese: The rookie ghosts, which is funny.
• 29:27
  El Guapo: I don't know about that one.
• 29:28
  Testecleese: Rookie did.
• 29:29
  El Guapo: The cop, and he's 50. Wanted to be a cop.
• 29:33
  Testecleese: Yeah. Nathan, fillion.
• 29:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, he was in the.
• 29:36
  El Guapo: You know that you cancel that show. And people are like, why, you cancel this show. This show is good.
• 29:41
  Testecleese: Oh, it's awesome!
• 29:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, they brought it back. And it's it's funny.
• 29:44
  Testecleese: And his, and his firefighter wife.
• 29:47
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, the girlfriend, the wife. Now, yeah.
• 29:49
  Testecleese: She's a smoke show.
• 29:50
  El Guapo: Every good look, every chicken dude that guy was.
• 29:53
  Testecleese: We won't.
• 29:53
  El Guapo: I was like your dog.
• 29:57
  Testecleese: That's the thing, too. Is that one cop? Yeah, Lucy Chen. But the the dude she used to date the the hard ass training cop.
• 30:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:06
  Testecleese: Like 2 or 3 times you've seen this guy like shirtless, and I'm like, you know, I'm not a gay man, but like that's a hot dude. You know what I mean like.
• 30:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:14
  Testecleese: Dude's got 6 pack abs, but you can't.
• 30:17
  El Guapo: And I hate
• 30:19
  El Guapo: characters like the gay black cop. I like the guy. He was amazing. The kid I'm like, why.
• 30:24
  Testecleese: Kill them off.
• 30:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, he was good. He was excellent for the.
• 30:27
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 30:27
  El Guapo: Got a new Rs. It took me a while to warm up to her the the guy he got a Youtube channel.
• 30:33
  Testecleese: You talking about the football player.
• 30:35
  El Guapo: I guess so. The rich guy
• 30:37
  El Guapo: there's he's a rookie, rich guy.
• 30:40
  El Guapo: and then he convicted for a crime, but he didn't commit it.
• 30:43
  Testecleese: Oh, that was yeah. That was last season, though.
• 30:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:46
  Testecleese: He already graduated the boot.
• 30:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, okay. I got invested with him. You almost killed him, too. Like, why are you gonna kill every fucking new character I like, you know, I started to invest on him, you know.
• 30:56
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny you say that because, I know Brian doesn't like Ncis. But you got to admit this is a long running popular show, right?
• 31:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:04
  Testecleese: And in season one they killed Kate off with a gunshot wound to the head with a sniper, and you're like you killed off one of the main characters in like Episode 6, you know.
• 31:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, oh, wow.
• 31:15
  Testecleese: All right. So I'm sure you guys saw this. It was everywhere, this Florida State University Fsu. Shooting.
• 31:22
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard about it, but I didn't follow through.
• 31:26
  El Guapo: So I guess they wanna blame somebody. Now.
• 31:29
  Testecleese: Well, the fact that they didn't come out and immediately blame trump supporters lets you know that at least it wasn't some dude obviously supporting, going up. There's there's no clear motive as to what went on here. It looks like this man was just not well and lost his shit.
• 31:44
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 31:45
  Testecleese: Is this the same guy?
• 31:47
  Testecleese: Is this the same guy who stole his mom's yeah service weapon?
• 31:52
  Brian McFadden: Is.
• 31:54
  Testecleese: She's a deputy sheriff's deputy. She's has she already been fired or suspended?
• 31:58
  El Guapo: Retire. She's retire, they let her retire. No, no, no!
• 32:02
  El Guapo: Retire a while ago.
• 32:04
  Testecleese: Oh, I thought he took her actual service weapon.
• 32:07
  El Guapo: I don't know about that.
• 32:09
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 32:11
  Brian McFadden: Maybe it's in the Youtube video.
• 32:12
  El Guapo: I don't know if it's true or not. She's already retired, and stuff like that. But I'm sorry, Dude, but mostly there's a lot of those shooting. One thing they had common. There's not like
• 32:22
  El Guapo: father and father figure around.
• 32:24
  Testecleese: Correct, and this is something I believe we talked about last week. How single mothers
• 32:29
  Testecleese: the children tend to get in more trouble and be less happy than children of single fathers.
• 32:36
  Testecleese: Because they don't have that authoritarian.
• 32:38
  Testecleese: That's wrong. This is how you do. Right?
• 32:40
  Testecleese: Yeah. The mom, more forgiving.
• 32:42
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 32:42
  Testecleese: Honey, you're perfect the way you are.
• 32:44
  El Guapo: Oh, like you, you don't punish a kid like, hey? Look, it's back there like this is wrong. They're like, Okay, you know what? I don't want to get hit again and to get that mentality behind, like you know what? I'm not gonna do it. And so far, dude, I never had to only one time or 2. The kids are great dude, amazing to listen to. And my kids the other day. It's like, Daddy. I'm not supposed to watch the Youtube videos because mommy told me not to like, Okay, thanks for telling me. I guess.
• 33:13
  Testecleese: Oh, no, that's good, though, because then at least, you're not getting your kid in trouble with mommy, too.
• 33:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. So he's done.
• 33:20
  Testecleese: All of them.
• 33:20
  Testecleese: My 5 year old has gotten her bum spanked a handful of times, and no, not beatings. Just a quick swat on the bottom. So you know that you were wrong enough to sting and make you think about for a minute. Right?
• 33:31
  Testecleese: But it it stopped for a long time because she kinda got the message. But recently she's come back and just like she'll like No, and do what she wants. I'm like.
• 33:43
  El Guapo: I noticed that with girls, do my girls define like, damn you, got ball. See? My boys like, okay, I don't wanna get because you already know the threat of like is there, you know, she just pushing the limit like, why, like, what are you doing? This? You know.
• 33:56
  Testecleese: Why did you want me to spank your yeah.
• 33:59
  Testecleese: I don't want to, you know.
• 34:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, like no what? No, it's just crazy, like I don't know why it is, I guess, in the nature of the fine authority or something.
• 34:09
  Testecleese: That's exactly. It's especially when it comes to the the female thing. And I know oh, there's no difference between men and women. Bullshit.
• 34:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 34:16
  Testecleese: Girls need to find where the limits are with. When it comes to boys and men.
• 34:20
  El Guapo: Oh, you know the one thing we need to enforce, too. You know how we say, oh, boys, don't she not hate girls? We just say, girls do not shoot boys.
• 34:28
  El Guapo: because you're gonna push that limit with a guy you never know who.
• 34:32
  Testecleese: And then when it happens, you're gonna get hit.
• 34:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, and it's gonna be worse than hitting by another girl.
• 34:37
  Testecleese: Yup. Oh, yeah, and that's what gets me. It's like Bill Burr made the joke many years ago. The guy's funny, even though he's a douche. He made the joke. He's like, oh, I heard that you should never hit a woman. He's like off the top of my head and come up with 12. He's like I wake me up on a drunken stupor. At 3 o'clock in the morning I come up with 5 off the top of my head. I come home from work. My wife is drowned. 2 of my children in the bathtub. She's holding the 3rd one underwater. Am I supposed to pick her in the head. Am I supposed to go now, honey? Let go of him.
• 35:04
  El Guapo: Yeah. And I came across with that because my little girl's younger than my boy, and she
• 35:09
  El Guapo: and I feel like she been hitting my boy, knowing that she not getting in trouble. But my boys don't like it, and they're like, Look, you need to stop hitting boys. She should not hit boys, because you never know.
• 35:20
  Testecleese: Sooner or later.
• 35:21
  El Guapo: Push the limit, and you know.
• 35:24
  Testecleese: And not only assuming later, he gonna hit you back. And it's gonna hurt way worse.
• 35:27
  El Guapo: Yeah. Ben.
• 35:28
  Testecleese: That boy is gonna get 3 times as much trouble.
• 35:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, no trouble.
• 35:33
  El Guapo: But anyways moving on.
• 35:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, this goes all the way back to the Civil Rights Act treats everyone the same right.
• 35:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 35:41
  Testecleese: But we'll we'll see what unfolds it. It looks like they have no idea what happened here. They were.
• 35:47
  Testecleese: 2. Dead.
• 35:48
  Testecleese: Well, good thing injured.
• 35:50
  El Guapo: Well, unfortunately, bad and good, but he he's not dead, so we can probably best say what happened while he went this way.
• 35:57
  Testecleese: I don't like it. When these people would get killed.
• 36:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, because you never know what happened.
• 36:02
  El Guapo: Not only that, but you don't get any actual justice. Yeah, yeah.
• 36:06
  El Guapo: yeah, yeah. But I just like.
• 36:07
  Testecleese: When they shoot themselves.
• 36:08
  El Guapo: Why they went this way. Why, what happened to get to push to that point, you know.
• 36:14
  Testecleese: From what I understand, didn't. Is this the same kid whose mother called like 2 days in advance.
• 36:20
  Testecleese: saying that there's something wrong? He wasn't taking his meds.
• 36:23
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 36:23
  Testecleese: There was. But no, Florida wouldn't do an involuntary commitment until
• 36:28
  Testecleese: certain, until, like, they'll use a direct threat to others or himself.
• 36:34
  El Guapo: No idea.
• 36:34
  Testecleese: It's almost impossible to involuntarily commit someone in this country.
• 36:38
  El Guapo: Yeah. And then, I don't know people tripping about this Youtube video. This guy showed the image of this person on the ground shot, but he just kept walking, drinking Starbucks.
• 36:49
  Testecleese: That? No, that is messed up. Dude.
• 36:51
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well.
• 36:53
  El Guapo: okay, this amount. I don't know how. What the person was going through like was, he had a headphones. Listen to like, okay. Why this person on the ground like, look at this. I don't know. We don't know.
• 37:03
  Testecleese: Okay, what about the jackass recording it?
• 37:06
  El Guapo: No, no, that's the one I'm talking about. The person recording that he got headphones on walking around like, look at this idiot here on the ground, wide.
• 37:14
  Testecleese: Out, everywhere.
• 37:15
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 37:16
  Testecleese: Bleeding out everywhere.
• 37:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, what's going on like, why is this like? Doesn't know anything just oblivious, you know.
• 37:23
  Testecleese: And and that's the thing I'm actually talking about with my 5 year old dude, being aware of your surroundings.
• 37:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 37:28
  Testecleese: If you walk headphones on, or earbuds in, you have no idea what's going on around.
• 37:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know, and I'm not quick to prejudge this person like, I want to see that what's going on? Why, he was doing that. Is it like idiot like, you know, like he didn't care like, you know, indifferent what's going on? Because if he knew people get a shot, don't you think he'd be like like gas.
• 37:51
  Testecleese: I'm worried about getting shot himself.
• 37:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, but he was drinking like he's oblivious. I guess it's completely to the world.
• 37:57
  Testecleese: And before we move on, actually, I want to
• 38:00
  Testecleese: move from there to somewhere else.
• 38:03
  Testecleese: I did a lot of reading about this Carmelo. Rocco! What's his last name?
• 38:11
  El Guapo: Oh, forgot. Yeah.
• 38:12
  Testecleese: I want to say, Harris, but that's Kamala. It's the same guy. He has the same name as the Freaking Nba Oz
• 38:18
  Testecleese: and the hall of Famer.
• 38:21
  Testecleese: No idea, honestly, don't know.
• 38:23
  Brian McFadden: Thank you, very.
• 38:24
  Testecleese: I was. Huh!
• 38:27
  Brian McFadden: Venus, Inger.
• 38:29
  Testecleese: Talking about the Carmelo. Whatever the high school kid who stabbed the other high school kid.
• 38:37
  Testecleese: I looked in the Texas laws really really good because I tried to give that kid the benefit of the doubt a hundred percent of the way. Just so it wasn't a race thing right.
• 38:46
  El Guapo: Camilla, Anthony.
• 38:47
  Testecleese: Yes, yes.
• 38:49
  Testecleese: Texas law.
• 38:51
  Testecleese: Any reckless acts that could reasonably lead to the death of another person is 1st degree, murder. In Texas there is no second degree murder. There is no manslaughter.
• 39:00
  El Guapo: Oh, wow! Is those man.
• 39:03
  Testecleese: There's no way. So I was like, so yeah. So I was like, Oh, so, Dui, and you kill someone that's murder one in Texas.
• 39:10
  El Guapo: If it was a self-defense.
• 39:12
  Testecleese: If it wasn't self-defect.
• 39:13
  Brian McFadden: There's no way of self defense.
• 39:15
  El Guapo: The thing we don't know.
• 39:16
  Brian McFadden: And then you heard what happened with his family. Raising the.
• 39:20
  Testecleese: A 1 million dollars.
• 39:21
  El Guapo: So I think.
• 39:22
  Brian McFadden: They had the the fun meets going thing.
• 39:24
  El Guapo: I heard. That's a rumor, too. They didn't get no money, and
• 39:28
  Brian McFadden: Bought a house with it.
• 39:29
  El Guapo: Well, no! No!
• 39:30
  El Guapo: A house!
• 39:31
  Testecleese: They're renting a house. They renting house to get away from where they were, so that they weren't being dealing with the neighbors, who heard everything, but they did buy a house.
• 39:39
  Testecleese: I live in a community already before that.
• 39:42
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, they were already loaded. This wasn't some Ghetto in Texas.
• 39:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, they're like 2 family, 2 member family. Okay, you saw the video of the mom talking.
• 39:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I also the video of his dad talking then had the have the other dad arrested.
• 39:58
  El Guapo: Saw the other dad. No.
• 40:01
  El Guapo: Do you get like some kind of like Beta energy coming out of him
• 40:06
  El Guapo: like he didn't wear the pants in the house.
• 40:09
  Testecleese: Well.
• 40:11
  El Guapo: Think about it like.
• 40:12
  Testecleese: Strong black woman, I mean. Come on, man.
• 40:14
  El Guapo: Yeah. So like he's he's just
• 40:17
  El Guapo: he, you know, who was wearing the pants in the relationship.
• 40:21
  Testecleese: And I'm gonna still say this kid had
• 40:23
  Testecleese: I don't know how well it's going to go, but his best chance is self-defense.
• 40:27
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 40:28
  Testecleese: Best chance. But it's not with the way the laws are working. It's not gonna work out for him. Period.
• 40:35
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 40:35
  Testecleese: Code.
• 40:36
  El Guapo: Unless it's like, do what is it?
• 40:40
  El Guapo: Omit guilt, and just get a lower sentence or something.
• 40:44
  Testecleese: Well, he's already on the death penalty, is already up the table because he's a minor.
• 40:48
  El Guapo: Yeah. And did you see the lawyer, too? The rap sheet.
• 40:52
  Testecleese: Fired the lawyers and brought in like a specialty team.
• 40:55
  El Guapo: Really they find the guy that would have that rap, cheat.
• 40:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, they brought in this new guy and this new team. And actually one of the main lawyers went out and did like a public press conference.
• 41:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's the guy.
• 41:06
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, he's like, we yeah. The speech impediment guy. He's like, we need to stop all these lies like they did not know each other. This this white boy met Metcalf, not Metcalf we kept calling him. He's like did not attack him. He did not strike him. We need to stop all of this. You know. He's like we need to get the actual facts out there. So when the shows up to a courtroom, things don't turn sideways. I'm like, Oh, my.
• 41:32
  Testecleese: yeah, I know right too late.
• 41:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 41:36
  Testecleese: Anyway, back on topic. I just wanted to bring that up because it wasn't in here, and we skipped it a week.
• 41:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, thanks. For.
• 41:42
  Testecleese: And I had a really awesome conversation.
• 41:44
  El Guapo: When I was fucking drunk. Yeah, last week, like God, hell like, hold up what?
• 41:49
  El Guapo: I'm too gone to have the discussion right now.
• 41:54
  Testecleese: Anyway, back on topic. Here we're we're talking about the the evils of people in this country.
• 42:01
  Testecleese: These 2 thugs up in Washington state
• 42:04
  Testecleese: were robbing this woman. They took like her bank card, and to get her PIN
• 42:12
  Testecleese: they drilled holes through her hand.
• 42:16
  Brian McFadden: Of course we're here.
• 42:17
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 42:18
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 42:22
  Testecleese: I don't know if Washington executes, and most states that do don't, unless you actually kill somebody.
• 42:27
  Testecleese: But torture, if anything should be on the list of.
• 42:30
  El Guapo: If it's month.
• 42:31
  Brian McFadden: I highly doubt Washington does. It's a liberal state.
• 42:34
  El Guapo: Well, you're gonna.
• 42:35
  Testecleese: California does.
• 42:37
  El Guapo: Honestly, California got harsh rule. If you get convicted of crime.
• 42:41
  Testecleese: It's funny because California technically has a death penalty, but they haven't executed anyone in like 25 years.
• 42:47
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, look at Menende Brothers.
• 42:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, they were just on Netflix.
• 42:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 42:54
  Testecleese: Meanwhile South Carolina is killing people by firing squad.
• 42:58
  El Guapo: There's but choice is that, you know.
• 43:02
  Testecleese: Oh, by the way, Joe.
• 43:04
  Testecleese: joke we made about that guy lies we were talking about with how women don't get to choose their death sentence because they're just they're gonna sit there and go. Well, I don't know. What do you want to do.
• 43:15
  El Guapo: You want? Are you sure you want the.
• 43:16
  Testecleese: The wife didn't think that was funny.
• 43:20
  Brian McFadden: Well, at least we didn't use it at title.
• 43:23
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 43:25
  El Guapo: Whatever restaurant did you.
• 43:28
  Testecleese: Had to open a whatever restaurant like, I said. But
• 43:31
  Testecleese: bucksome women serving you beer and wings when you watch the game. So every time your wife says whatever.
• 43:37
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, so you never gonna hear her saying whatever.
• 43:39
  Testecleese: She'll come up with an answer every time after that, right.
• 43:45
  Brian McFadden: So you see here, Jimmy Kimmel's come out and said, it's the comedian's fault that trump won.
• 43:50
  El Guapo: Comedian's fault.
• 43:52
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 43:54
  Testecleese: Well, he's saying it helped lead to Trump's victory is that people are giving comedians a hard time for making jokes or something like that.
• 44:02
  El Guapo: What? Who's whatever?
• 44:05
  Testecleese: And it's like
• 44:07
  Testecleese: dude. You let these guys get away with almost anything on the left side of the aisle. Almost. I think Kathy Griffin was realistically the last one who did something like this and got away.
• 44:17
  Testecleese: and she didn't get away with it either.
• 44:19
  Brian McFadden: Well, not for a while, but she's back now.
• 44:21
  Testecleese: Kind of, but her career is pretty much over. She's like New Year's Eve.
• 44:25
  El Guapo: You gonna see, any Republican people gonna buy tickets for her.
• 44:30
  Testecleese: No, but I mean, who is the dude from? Kill Tony?
• 44:34
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 44:34
  Testecleese: Make the Puerto Rico joke.
• 44:36
  Brian McFadden: Joe Rogan.
• 44:38
  El Guapo: No, not your game killed! Tony killed.
• 44:40
  Testecleese: Kill Tony. Yeah, Tony.
• 44:43
  El Guapo: But he he! There's a thing about Puerto Rico. He make that joke
• 44:48
  El Guapo: because Puerto Rico got a trash issue.
• 44:51
  Testecleese: Yes, yeah, it's like, Oh, it's a giant, you know, that giant floating island or travel. Oh, yeah, Puerto Rico.
• 44:56
  El Guapo: He goes to Puerto Rico all the time he knows about the issue.
• 45:00
  El Guapo: and no Democrats want to talk about it like hold on! Hold on. The only reason they cannot burn trash because Joe Biden, telling you cannot burn trash.
• 45:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. So when they, what what are they gonna do with it on their island?
• 45:11
  El Guapo: Yeah. And they need to build a like a South Korea build a power plant that you burn trash. And that's what you use up to create steam, to create energy.
• 45:22
  Testecleese: Oh, that, like any, basically, any Powerpoint
• 45:25
  Testecleese: creates heat to boil water to make steam for the most part.
• 45:29
  El Guapo: Have the blackout issues that you're having right now.
• 45:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, but that's very dirty.
• 45:44
  El Guapo: Bricks to what is it? Pavers.
• 45:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, I've seen that. And they build roads and houses with them right.
• 45:52
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 45:53
  El Guapo: All right.
• 45:55
  Testecleese: There we go. Did you see? Okay, we we brought up Taylor Renz on this show before, and I know Brian still has no idea who this woman is.
• 46:03
  El Guapo: I still do her, even though she's old.
• 46:06
  Brian McFadden: I don't watch Cnn so.
• 46:08
  El Guapo: Oh no!
• 46:08
  Testecleese: So far.
• 46:09
  El Guapo: It's a media.
• 46:10
  Testecleese: Independent.
• 46:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 46:11
  Testecleese: She lost her job with the New York Times in another place a while ago, when she said something really egregious. I can't remember what it was.
• 46:19
  El Guapo: But she went on.
• 46:21
  Testecleese: Well, there's 1 dude. I don't even recognize his name, Dorian, or something.
• 46:26
  El Guapo: Leftovers.
• 46:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. And the guy looked. He dressed like fucking Zelensky at the White House, doing this interview, except he had sunglasses on, too.
• 46:37
  Testecleese: She's like saying, Oh, women
• 46:39
  Testecleese: women like me, Luigi Mangione, you know he's he's good looking. He's in shape. He's a good moral.
• 46:46
  Brian McFadden: Morally good man.
• 46:47
  Testecleese: I was like he killed a man and shot him in the back and ran away like a coward.
• 46:52
  Testecleese: And they're like, well, you know he's just taking down the power of the rich people I was like. He's worth as much money as the man he killed.
• 46:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 46:59
  Testecleese: Didn't earn it. His family did.
• 47:03
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 47:05
  Testecleese: And then she came out trying to defend herself about this after the fact like, oh, I didn't say I said that, and was like
• 47:11
  Brian McFadden: Wish it did.
• 47:12
  Testecleese: She did. There's the video of it. And there's also
• 47:15
  Testecleese: a couple weeks ago there was something that came out online saying that Joe Biden died then, like 20 min, I was like, no, that's not true. He's like, Oh, that's too bad! We really could have done with, you know, Joe biden just going away forever. I'm like, what fuck is the matter with these people?
• 47:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 47:30
  Testecleese: Like. I don't like Joe Biden. I don't want him to die.
• 47:33
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 47:35
  Testecleese: Like. I may not like a whole bunch of these wealthy assholes, too, that like are controlling the world. But I don't want them dead
• 47:42
  Testecleese: I used.
• 47:44
  Testecleese: I don't know. Did you guys see this article, this essay some kid wrote.
• 47:48
  Testecleese: went Viral, about when she when is it time to kill them?
• 47:52
  El Guapo: No, I miss it.
• 47:53
  Testecleese: I wish I had saved it. Shared it here because he goes through like all the stuff that he's accusing the trump administration of doing, and I was like, I can show you dates. When Biden did the same thing.
• 48:03
  Brian McFadden: Yup, not that hard.
• 48:05
  Testecleese: Nobody got nobody got killed for it. He's like, Oh, he's ignoring Supreme Court decisions. I was like Biden did it twice.
• 48:10
  Brian McFadden: He did more than that. Every time they came out with he came out with how many different repay the student loan programs.
• 48:18
  Brian McFadden: Saying was legal every time.
• 48:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're like, Oh, we'll just do it a different way. It'll take it long enough to do something about it. We can pay off more debt, and it's like, what? Why don't we pay off our Federal debt instead of paying money to these kids who signed loans that said, You are not allowed to be forgiven for this.
• 48:32
  Brian McFadden: You don't care about the Federal Government.
• 48:36
  Testecleese: Well, why, the fuck have a nonforgivable loan if you're gonna forgive it.
• 48:40
  Testecleese: that's the whole point of it.
• 48:41
  Testecleese: Borrow from the taxpayers.
• 48:43
  El Guapo: How about we? No, we're not allowed to borrow money from the Federal Government to go to college.
• 48:49
  Testecleese: That's exactly what we had said before was, if this is such an issue, these are predatory loans. Let's stop handing them out.
• 48:56
  El Guapo: If it. If it doesn't pay out you if you, it doesn't pay out. But.
• 49:01
  Brian McFadden: Trump administration is moving the Federal loans out. The student loans out of the Federal government. Again.
• 49:09
  Testecleese: Back into the private banks.
• 49:10
  Brian McFadden: No, not quite. He's moving it over to the small business administration.
• 49:14
  El Guapo: Oh, should go back to college like, Hey, you! You give you a father-law degree.
• 49:19
  Brian McFadden: So they'll be in charge of issuing loans and stuff instead of
• 49:24
  Brian McFadden: the actual Federal government or the colleges, because he knows that the reasons why colleges were able to jack up their tuition. So much is because there was no competition, and.
• 49:34
  Testecleese: Guarantee payment.
• 49:35
  Brian McFadden: Their own. Then they got guaranteed payments. Yeah? So.
• 49:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, they can you? It's not even like
• 49:40
  Testecleese: you borrow money. You can't pay it back. And you know, after 7 years it falls off your credit. Oh, sucks to be the guy who loaned me money right? The Federal Government you got paid upfront. The Federal Government didn't get paid back so exactly the schools, jack up their rates. But then the guy who doesn't want to borrow money has to join the damn service to pay for his school.
• 49:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 49:59
  Testecleese: And I was like, why did I give up my hearing and my ability to walk without a limp to go to school? And I could just borrow money with no intention of paying it back.
• 50:08
  El Guapo: So let me ask you guys this, if you go to a mechanic and he says you're going to swap your engine.
• 50:13
  El Guapo: They put an engine. It wasn't properly installed. Aren't you allowed to sue them?
• 50:17
  El Guapo: We're properly.
• 50:19
  Testecleese: To an extent depends on what happens after that. If it just doesn't run.
• 50:24
  El Guapo: To go to college to get a degree, so I could get a good job, and the degree doesn't worth anything.
• 50:29
  Testecleese: Well, Jay, they never guaranteed you're gonna get garbage with your Lesbian dance theory degree like if you go to
• 50:36
  Testecleese: if you don't study engineering or medicine or law.
• 50:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can see that like, okay, it's up to you like you said you got the grades. I don't know what's going on with your attitude, or whatever that you cannot get a job.
• 50:49
  El Guapo: I mean. Well, that's what.
• 50:50
  Testecleese: Guess me, too, is.
• 50:52
  El Guapo: All these stupid degrees like what like? Well, that's a thing
• 50:57
  El Guapo: I can see a bachelor's, that's it. What else.
• 51:00
  Testecleese: But I could see a master's in English assuming.
• 51:03
  El Guapo: How how many.
• 51:03
  Testecleese: You're doing something with it realistically, you're gonna be teaching.
• 51:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, how many teachers do we need.
• 51:11
  Testecleese: It's college.
• 51:12
  El Guapo: Level.
• 51:13
  Testecleese: I don't know. You need at least a couple in each college right.
• 51:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I'm saying like, if they keep reproducing all this freaking Lesbian history, fucking gay history, all this history, like it's all made up like how much
• 51:29
  El Guapo: job is out there for them?
• 51:31
  El Guapo: Demand, you know.
• 51:33
  El Guapo: Supply and demand.
• 51:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, well again, exactly. You're gonna study engineering.
• 51:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, probably.
• 51:39
  El Guapo: You know what you need it.
• 51:40
  Testecleese: These a lot of these folks are going to school. They're borrowing money to go to school. Then they end up with a job at Starbucks. It's like, Why do you go to school to go and work at Starbucks first? st Because Starbucks will pay for your college.
• 51:50
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 51:52
  Testecleese: You did this backwards, you dumbass right.
• 51:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, and it's at least you can find a way like, Hey, look, I've gone through this degree, but it doesn't seem like it's worth it, you know. Like.
• 52:03
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, wait.
• 52:04
  Testecleese: And you get these guys coming through with like a general studies, bachelor's degree and like, Oh, I'm smarter than you. It's like, 1st of all. No, you're not.
• 52:12
  El Guapo: You pay you. You're in debt.
• 52:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, you? You owe $80,000.
• 52:17
  El Guapo: I own my own property. Where's.
• 52:19
  Testecleese: I own a house and acres of land, and I don't work anymore.
• 52:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, but you know what. I'm better off than you.
• 52:29
  Testecleese: Which is funny is, I actually do have some college degrees plural, not like Brian does, but back.
• 52:37
  Brian McFadden: One of my degrees.
• 52:38
  Testecleese: There's nothing wrong with it all. But you paid for them, didn't you?
• 52:41
  Brian McFadden: Not all of them. I use a Gi. Bill on most of them.
• 52:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, but you.
• 52:45
  Testecleese: You tell me your broke, your your blood, sweat and tears didn't pay for your education.
• 52:50
  Brian McFadden: That paid. And then I still took out student loans in the end. Because I love going to school.
• 52:56
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 52:57
  Testecleese: Yeah. My 1st ship. We had a guy
• 53:00
  Testecleese: studying nuclear engineering while he was on the ship.
• 53:06
  Testecleese: No, he was a hall technician.
• 53:08
  El Guapo: Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Bye.
• 53:10
  Testecleese: But he's like he's like, while I'm enlisted. The government will pay for all of my education. So he just like, I'm gonna study everything, and I was like good for you, Buddy.
• 53:17
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 53:17
  Testecleese: I wish I had done the same thing because they gave him so much time off to go to class.
• 53:23
  El Guapo: well, this, the all this nuclear engineering, all it is. Oh, you have to just make sure the reactor doesn't blow up while you like. You have to cool off. You know the the reactor.
• 53:35
  El Guapo: and with the heat you create steam and turbine degenerates, you know. That's all.
• 53:41
  El Guapo: Just to do it.
• 53:43
  Testecleese: The same way your alternator works except, yeah.
• 53:45
  Testecleese: Belt driven.
• 53:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, so like, steam driven.
• 53:49
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 53:50
  Testecleese: Well, that's say, the nuclear reactors, coal power plants
• 53:54
  Testecleese: all these work that way versus
• 53:56
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 53:57
  Testecleese: Windmill which spins a magnet which, realistically, it's the same thing. You spin a turbine which spins a magnet past copper wires right.
• 54:04
  El Guapo: The wind. Turbine.
• 54:05
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, but that's the same way as.
• 54:07
  El Guapo: Gear reduction system on, and a gear multiplier to let. Yeah.
• 54:12
  Testecleese: What I'm saying, the the way it creates current is the same process.
• 54:16
  El Guapo: You need a generator.
• 54:16
  Testecleese: Copper, wire.
• 54:17
  El Guapo: It's called a generator to create energy, generate energy.
• 54:21
  Testecleese: No, you're not really generating.
• 54:22
  El Guapo: Reluctance, huh?
• 54:23
  Testecleese: Transfer. You're not really generating it. You're transferring it.
• 54:27
  Testecleese: One form of energy to another.
• 54:28
  El Guapo: No, no, you have to gonna end up to a generator. The generator is the one that creates the electricity.
• 54:34
  Testecleese: I know, but doesn't create electricity. It.
• 54:37
  El Guapo: Generate.
• 54:38
  Testecleese: It creates electricity. It doesn't create.
• 54:39
  El Guapo: Generates electricity. That's what it's called generator.
• 54:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, the electricity. But the energy already existed. Whether it was the fuel burning or.
• 54:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 54:46
  El Guapo: Windmill spinning the mechanical energy you're talking about.
• 54:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, it gets transferred into electrical energy.
• 54:51
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 54:52
  Testecleese: All right, let's get off of our electrical lesson here.
• 54:59
  Testecleese: Did you see this video of this Washington State University professor
• 55:04
  Testecleese: beating an Indian American dude, who was wearing a Maga cap.
• 55:08
  El Guapo: No. I saw the the lady in the restaurant wearing a mag went off on people grandparents with the grandkids because he was they were wearing one. The husband was wearing a mega hat.
• 55:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, like you need to get out of here. You're not welcome here. It's like.
• 55:22
  El Guapo: Is it a fat lady.
• 55:24
  Testecleese: Yeah. And the same thing happened in New York in the subway, too. Remember? When?
• 55:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah.
• 55:27
  Testecleese: Lady attacked the black.
• 55:29
  El Guapo: Republicans will be in no violence and stuff.
• 55:31
  Testecleese: Well, the thing is, they don't even say Republicans are more violent. They say the right wing is more violent, but they consider anyone who's not.
• 55:38
  El Guapo: Their side.
• 55:39
  Testecleese: Registered Democrat Republican, or I'm sorry, right? Wing, which I mean the neo-nazis and the Anarchists completely
• 55:48
  Testecleese: opposed completely opposite ends, and they're calling it both right. Wing.
• 55:52
  El Guapo: Them. Together. Now, yeah.
• 55:53
  Testecleese: And aluminum together, and I'm like that's just.
• 55:57
  Testecleese: Neither neither the anarchists nor the neo-nazis are accepted in the Republican party under the tent.
• 56:04
  Testecleese: Shoot.
• 56:05
  El Guapo: Now.
• 56:05
  Testecleese: The Republicans will let me.
• 56:08
  El Guapo: National socialist, so.
• 56:10
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yeah, the Republicans will let me in their tent. They'll even let me register if I want, because I don't have extreme views, but I don't consider myself Republican because I disagree with them enough, but the left has moved the window.
• 56:21
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 56:22
  Testecleese: Far far left.
• 56:23
  El Guapo: You don't go crazy up them.
• 56:25
  Testecleese: Well, and that's the thing is, the Republicans will talk to me.
• 56:28
  Testecleese: I mean, we managed to have this show
• 56:30
  Testecleese: when you and I had a giant argument about Carmelo Anthony about what possibly could go on.
• 56:36
  El Guapo: Yeah. You attacked me one of my weakest point. Drunken.
• 56:39
  Testecleese: I didn't necessarily attack you. I was just simply saying.
• 56:41
  El Guapo: You flagged me.
• 56:43
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 56:43
  El Guapo: No! Oh.
• 56:44
  Testecleese: Speaking of.
• 56:46
  Testecleese: Speaking of. I want to bring up.
• 56:47
  Testecleese: I said Flotilla. Last time the word I was looking for was Armada.
• 56:52
  El Guapo: Armada. Oh.
• 56:54
  Testecleese: What's in Armada.
• 56:56
  El Guapo: I think it's the army, because.
• 56:58
  Testecleese: Well the Spanish Armada. When the Spanish spent in Armada, sent in Armada. It was a naval.
• 57:06
  Brian McFadden: It's like a fellow group.
• 57:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. So I'm wondering is an aircraft strike group in Armada.
• 57:14
  Testecleese: I don't know. And anyway, anyway.
• 57:18
  Testecleese: so now we got another guy.
• 57:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, I think you are. I think you are right. I think Flotidia is a small fleet, and Armada is the entire.
• 57:27
  El Guapo: The entire. Our ships.
• 57:31
  Testecleese: All right.
• 57:33
  Testecleese: Well, someone else is being charged with Tesla dealership, vandalism, and arson.
• 57:38
  Brian McFadden: Call.
• 57:38
  Testecleese: And.
• 57:39
  Brian McFadden: Easier now that the car security systems have been turned on and sending video back to headquarters.
• 57:46
  Testecleese: Well, this is the Tesla dealership in New Mexico that was attacked. And I don't. Do you recall?
• 57:51
  Testecleese: Try to burn down? Okay.
• 57:54
  Brian McFadden: I do?
• 57:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, I tried to burn down the Republican party building.
• 58:01
  Testecleese: He's looking at what? 20 years for domestic terrorism.
• 58:05
  Brian McFadden: Yup, and both patrol my.
• 58:07
  El Guapo: You on Mars.
• 58:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's that's what gets me, man.
• 58:12
  Testecleese: These folks have no idea what they're talking about. Like. Oh, you put this random guy in charge. He's like he's not in charge of Jack Shit.
• 58:20
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 58:20
  Testecleese: Suggest stuff to the President who goes yes or no.
• 58:24
  Testecleese: and they're saying that like, Oh, he's got access to your private information 1st of all. No, he doesn't. It's blind to him.
• 58:30
  Testecleese: And second, do you have a paypal account?
• 58:33
  Testecleese: Because if you do, he's already got your fucking information.
• 58:38
  Testecleese: Do people realize this.
• 58:40
  El Guapo: No, they don't.
• 58:42
  Testecleese: No, because they're stupid. They listen. They listen to what someone else says. They get angry and they go and blow up a fucking car
• 58:50
  Testecleese: blows my mind then. Now some kid in Boston, a Boston college student, is being charged with firebombing the dealership in in Missouri, which I thought was interesting. That's a long way away. Huh?
• 59:04
  El Guapo: I'll make a sample out of him.
• 59:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, yeah, that's the problem is, you, these kids are ruining their lives.
• 59:10
  Testecleese: They're gonna spend 20 years in prison
• 59:14
  Testecleese: because they didn't pay enough attention to what was going on.
• 59:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 59:18
  El Guapo: Logical.
• 59:20
  Testecleese: It's like, Oh, I'm I'm that's the thing is, these kids have nothing to complain about for so long that they are willing to find a reason to think that they're doing something like burning their bras. You know what I mean.
• 59:33
  Testecleese: or writing protest songs.
• 59:35
  El Guapo: Dude. You need to find a purpose in life, you know. What can I do for me? You know.
• 59:42
  El Guapo: sort of like they want to change the world
• 59:45
  El Guapo: without improving themselves first, st you know.
• 59:47
  Testecleese: Well think globally, act locally right. But the problem is they're thinking locally in terms of let's blow up this car when we should blow up all of the cars.
• 59:57
  Testecleese: Verse.
• 59:58
  Testecleese: This is Jordan Peterson who says, Clean your fucking room first.st
• 1:00:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:00:02
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:00:03
  Testecleese: and the thing is, the average person's life is not affected by whoever's in office as President United States.
• 1:00:10
  El Guapo: No, it's.
• 1:00:10
  Testecleese: Very little. Anyway, you could go about your life and be very happy.
• 1:00:17
  Testecleese: I mean, I didn't like Joe Biden, but he didn't directly affect me a whole lot. My local government.
• 1:00:23
  El Guapo: Has affected me way more than Federal Government, you know
• 1:00:27
  El Guapo: I mean, the only. The only thing that affect me is gas prices with the
• 1:00:30
  El Guapo: that's the only thing was killing me.
• 1:00:33
  Testecleese: Gas is back under 3 bucks here.
• 1:00:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:00:36
  Brian McFadden: Here too!
• 1:00:37
  Testecleese: Well. Shortly after these tariffs were announced they spiked up to 3, 15,
• 1:00:44
  Testecleese: and then dripped right back down to 2, 99, which is still up from the 2 88 they were at.
• 1:00:50
  Testecleese: but it's still less than I was paying.
• 1:00:52
  Brian McFadden: 85, here.
• 1:00:54
  Testecleese: Oh, good for you guys.
• 1:00:55
  Testecleese: Can't imagine what gasoline is in Massachusetts.
• 1:01:00
  El Guapo: Oh, what's the other place?
• 1:01:05
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:01:05
  El Guapo: California.
• 1:01:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. California has too many taxes on everything.
• 1:01:10
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:01:12
  Testecleese: In. Okay. So a principal out in Ohio.
• 1:01:15
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:01:17
  Testecleese: Jeez, Louise, stop the cops from coming in for a bomb threat.
• 1:01:22
  Testecleese: because this principle just this person, black woman.
• 1:01:25
  Brian McFadden: Of the Trust cops.
• 1:01:27
  Testecleese: Hates pigs.
• 1:01:29
  Brian McFadden: Does she still have a job.
• 1:01:31
  Testecleese: That's an excellent question. I don't remember seeing where she lost her job, because this is not her 1st interaction with the local police.
• 1:01:37
  El Guapo: Oh, God!
• 1:01:39
  Testecleese: Yes, how are you? Possibly the principal of a school.
• 1:01:44
  Testecleese: doing something to stop the police from ensuring the safety of the students.
• 1:01:47
  El Guapo: I hire.
• 1:01:50
  Testecleese: Because a rational person would not even think that way.
• 1:01:54
  Testecleese: If I yeah, if I was a parent there, I would be at a School Board meeting so fast getting put on the terrorist watch list just like that guy in Loudoun County, Virginia. Got put on the terrorist watch list because his daughter got butt, raped.
• 1:02:06
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:02:08
  Testecleese: By a boy who liked to wear a skirt. But no, not a Trans girl.
• 1:02:12
  Testecleese: Keith even said, I'm a boy. Sometimes I like to wear a skirt.
• 1:02:17
  El Guapo: yeah, but like, what if we got like a shooting incident? You're not gonna let the cops through because.
• 1:02:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, we don't want the cops here.
• 1:02:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:02:25
  Testecleese: And we can't.
• 1:02:26
  El Guapo: Solve this like.
• 1:02:27
  Brian McFadden: I'd be more worried about Molotov cocktails.
• 1:02:30
  El Guapo: That too.
• 1:02:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, between the Teslas and this Jewish man's house in Pennsylvania.
• 1:02:38
  Testecleese: The Governor, Josh Shapiro.
• 1:02:40
  Brian McFadden: Who's got? Who's got State police protection around.
• 1:02:44
  Testecleese: Yeah. He passed that.
• 1:02:47
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he has protection. There's protect. There's police protection around the Governor's mansion, I guess.
• 1:02:52
  Testecleese: How did how did this guy scale the fence with a backpack full of Molotov cocktails, with a 5 pound sledgehammer.
• 1:02:59
  Brian McFadden: Somebody was asleep on the job. They almost got Epstein's.
• 1:03:04
  El Guapo: It would be funny if the heir, mostly the Dei cops.
• 1:03:09
  Testecleese: Yeah. Alright.
• 1:03:10
  El Guapo: How's that working for you now.
• 1:03:12
  Testecleese: Well, Shapiro, I don't know if everyone remembers he was the guy that would have been a great Vp choice for Harris, but they didn't, because he's Jewish.
• 1:03:19
  El Guapo: No, I think he turned it down.
• 1:03:21
  Brian McFadden: You did turn it down.
• 1:03:22
  Testecleese: He did turn it down, catching that garbage.
• 1:03:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's like this is gonna fire. Nope.
• 1:03:29
  El Guapo: like I would, too, like Nope, no, I'm good. Thank you.
• 1:03:34
  Testecleese: There's been a lot of crazy stuff going on in Pennsylvania all the way back to them, trying to kill trump.
• 1:03:39
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:03:40
  Testecleese: And then this guy tried to burn down the Governor's mansion at like 2 in the morning when his family was sleeping on the 1st night of Passover.
• 1:03:48
  El Guapo: Is it? Is it gonna be the new kind of Florida, Pennsylvania.
• 1:03:53
  Testecleese: Well, at least the guy turned himself in.
• 1:03:55
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, he found guilty.
• 1:03:57
  Testecleese: He's a registered Socialist.
• 1:03:59
  El Guapo: You don't wanna pay taxes. Oh, okay.
• 1:04:02
  Testecleese: Well, that's that's the funny thing is, the 1st story I heard was, he's a Socialist, and he was upset
• 1:04:07
  Testecleese: that the Government sees this property and auctioned it off because he didn't pay his bills is like, what do you mean, your what do you mean? Your house.
• 1:04:14
  El Guapo: Are you all from government and stuff like you?
• 1:04:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Dude. He's like, what do you mean? Your house? You mean our house right?
• 1:04:24
  El Guapo: Look at the democracy.
• 1:04:28
  Testecleese: Well, it turns out why he came out and said that he was upset with the way trump is handling
• 1:04:33
  Testecleese: Israel Palestine. I'm like, 1st of all, Firefly
• 1:04:36
  Testecleese: had nothing to do with that. So you attack the Jew.
• 1:04:39
  El Guapo: I'd say.
• 1:04:40
  Testecleese: Of all, Biden did the same thing.
• 1:04:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:04:44
  Testecleese: Like, what? What are these people thinking.
• 1:04:49
  Brian McFadden: They're not.
• 1:04:50
  El Guapo: They don't think they're all emotions. Do.
• 1:04:53
  Testecleese: Alright, Brian, move us into the immigration litigation, and what is going on there.
• 1:04:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, another
• 1:05:01
  Brian McFadden: Another court system has blocked the trump administration from revoking the status of over 500,000 migrant immigrants.
• 1:05:11
  Brian McFadden: Migrants, whatever you want to call them.
• 1:05:14
  Testecleese: How can you?
• 1:05:16
  Testecleese: How the President has every authority to revoke any kind of
• 1:05:22
  Testecleese: authority to stay in this country? If you're not a city.
• 1:05:24
  Brian McFadden: Well, these are the ones that came in under the the Biden Humanitarian Patrol program.
• 1:05:32
  Testecleese: So what you're saying is these.
• 1:05:34
  Brian McFadden: They're from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, Venezuela.
• 1:05:38
  Testecleese: Well, Cuba, I get
• 1:05:40
  Testecleese: we. We let Cubans stay as long as they got wet feet when we find them, or dry feet. When we find.
• 1:05:45
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if we do that anymore.
• 1:05:46
  Testecleese: No, we're not doing the wet feet, dry feet thing anymore.
• 1:05:48
  Brian McFadden: Don't know. I don't think so, but I would.
• 1:05:51
  Testecleese: Going to give Cubans. I'm gonna give Cubans the stay because we are the nearest safe nation.
• 1:05:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, they get that. Yeah.
• 1:05:59
  Testecleese: Get asylum. I'll do that, especially if you actually request asylum.
• 1:06:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:06:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, she, this judge is saying, who was an Obama appointee.
• 1:06:09
  Brian McFadden: Said that each migrant needs to have an individualized case by case review.
• 1:06:15
  Testecleese: So 500,000 of them. So that's gonna be what? 10 years before we get through, all of them.
• 1:06:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And they're thinking Trump will be in office by then, so it won't matter.
• 1:06:24
  Testecleese: The thing is they're they're giving. These. These judges
• 1:06:27
  Testecleese: are essentially passing a law from the bench, ruling from the bench.
• 1:06:32
  Brian McFadden: Well, the Supreme Court is going to hear a case. I know it's in here someplace, but the Supreme Court is going to hear this case in about 4 weeks. Yeah, that birthright citizen thing. And I think they're going to hear a case coming up soon about district retorages, ability to do what they're doing.
• 1:06:49
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. A district court, what? There's 266 District Court judges in the Federal Government, I think.
• 1:06:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:06:56
  Testecleese: And one of them can overrule the President. Not just that. One of them apparently has more authority than one Supreme Court justice.
• 1:07:03
  Testecleese: because they can just pass a blanket boom for the entire nation. I don't know what people realize how many people have read. Article 3. I know you guys both have, but it's probably been a while right.
• 1:07:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:07:14
  Testecleese: A judge only has authority over people in his courtroom or her courtroom, not the entire country.
• 1:07:21
  Testecleese: It takes the Supreme Court to make a broad decision on a law.
• 1:07:27
  Testecleese: right? And these guys like, I don't care what the what the law actually says. You're not going to do this. It's like, just like that, judge is like, no, you got to go get this guy from the El Salvador in prison.
• 1:07:39
  Testecleese: Yeah. And it's like, and it's like, wow!
• 1:07:43
  Testecleese: Wow! He's a foreign. He's a citizen of El Salvador in El Salvador, in the custody of the El Salvadorian police.
• 1:07:49
  Brian McFadden: Well, now we know the his street name.
• 1:07:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, I.
• 1:07:54
  El Guapo: Let's.
• 1:07:55
  Testecleese: Well with something.
• 1:07:56
  El Guapo: Hello!
• 1:07:59
  El Guapo: Chilly.
• 1:08:00
  Testecleese: I think it's sure. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:03
  El Guapo: That means why.
• 1:08:04
  Brian McFadden: Apparently he's been accused of domestic abuse several times.
• 1:08:09
  El Guapo: Oh, you saw the interview to ask the wife about it?
• 1:08:11
  Testecleese: Oh, she well, I'll tell you what.
• 1:08:13
  El Guapo: Draw a blank like
• 1:08:15
  Testecleese: I'll tell you what I'm telling you. She was under duress.
• 1:08:19
  Testecleese: No, the the look of terror on her face when they asked her about the restraining order. She filed.
• 1:08:26
  Testecleese: I swear to God. Ms. 13 knocked on her door, guns in hand, and told her to shut the fuck up.
• 1:08:30
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 1:08:31
  Brian McFadden: I wouldn't doubt it.
• 1:08:32
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:08:33
  Testecleese: Because I mean she posted pictures of him and her husband, of her and her husband
• 1:08:38
  Testecleese: on her Instagram, or whatever she covered up his gang tattoos with like little hearts and stuff. Yeah.
• 1:08:46
  Testecleese: And now a judge is looking to like have an inquiry is, why trump won't return this Guy.
• 1:08:51
  Testecleese: He has no authority to go into a foreign nation and take a foreign national out of their country.
• 1:08:56
  El Guapo: Hold on, he, aiding, abated the escape of terrorists.
• 1:09:01
  El Guapo: Well, they're saying that he didn't get his trial.
• 1:09:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, use? Yeah. Well, problem is, the thing is, foreign nationals don't get the same due process as Americans say.
• 1:09:11
  El Guapo: Well, the guy. He went in front of the judge twice.
• 1:09:15
  El Guapo: I'm just saying.
• 1:09:16
  Testecleese: He got orders of deportation against him. Yeah.
• 1:09:18
  El Guapo: Process.
• 1:09:19
  Testecleese: And 2 separate judges said that he is, in fact, an Ms. 13 gang.
• 1:09:23
  El Guapo: That's due process.
• 1:09:25
  Testecleese: Yes, and the thing is the reason why he got a a not a stay of deportation. But like you can't deport him back to El Salvador was because he said Ms. 13 would kill him, and like well, he.
• 1:09:33
  El Guapo: No, no.
• 1:09:34
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:09:34
  El Guapo: Ms. 13 barrio, I mean strip 1813, I mean 18. Barrio is supposed to kill him. Something like that.
• 1:09:42
  Testecleese: Now.
• 1:09:42
  El Guapo: But there's no, there's no longer the threat or not the gang over there.
• 1:09:46
  El Guapo: Well, no, they're all in the same prison he's in now.
• 1:09:49
  El Guapo: Oh, they're not killing each other.
• 1:09:52
  Brian McFadden: And luckily he's got his.
• 1:09:56
  Brian McFadden: The Senator from Maryland on his side, Chris Van Hollen.
• 1:10:01
  Testecleese: And Cory Booker almost went, too. But I think Booker realized that it was completely against the law.
• 1:10:05
  El Guapo: Political suicide.
• 1:10:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah for him. He's in Maryland.
• 1:10:11
  Testecleese: Well, well, okay. He went to El Salvador
• 1:10:17
  Testecleese: and spoke with the president of El Salvador.
• 1:10:20
  Brian McFadden: Vice President.
• 1:10:21
  Brian McFadden: I'm sorry. I thought it was the President, Vice President first.st
• 1:10:24
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah, he called the Vice President over the phone.
• 1:10:27
  Testecleese: Phone, but he went and spoke to the actual President in person. I thought in El Salvador. Maybe not.
• 1:10:31
  Brian McFadden: I think when he 1st got there the President was traveling. He wasn't home, wasn't.
• 1:10:34
  Testecleese: Oh, maybe, maybe.
• 1:10:35
  Testecleese: But basically he attempted to perform foreign policy as a Senator.
• 1:10:42
  Testecleese: This is a violation of the Logan Act.
• 1:10:45
  Brian McFadden: Well, he did end up getting to meet with him, and
• 1:10:47
  Brian McFadden: it looked like a horrible prison that they were in.
• 1:10:51
  Brian McFadden: They were drinking margaritas and everything.
• 1:10:53
  Testecleese: I was gonna say that drinking margaritas and having a good time.
• 1:10:58
  Brian McFadden: He's come out saying we were really drinking those margaritas you can check by the salt on the right limb. You can see down the rim. It's still there all the whole time.
• 1:11:07
  El Guapo: Reese's Strauss. I don't know.
• 1:11:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, you're gonna tell me, the guy who was in the dirtiest, disgustingest prison on the planet isn't gonna have himself a drink when he gets the chance.
• 1:11:18
  Testecleese: Even American prisoners make wine in toilets. Come on.
• 1:11:24
  Brian McFadden: Go to American sailors.
• 1:11:26
  Testecleese: I was just gonna say, I used we.
• 1:11:28
  Brian McFadden: I knew a guy who.
• 1:11:30
  Testecleese: Build?
• 1:11:30
  Testecleese: Why.
• 1:11:31
  Brian McFadden: Ha, ha! Ha! Ha!
• 1:11:33
  Brian McFadden: Somebody that works near the bills.
• 1:11:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. So good. Someone who knew how to weld.
• 1:11:38
  Brian McFadden: Up to the bottom.
• 1:11:38
  Testecleese: Of a deck point. So it wasn't even in the bill just suspended above the bill.
• 1:11:44
  Brian McFadden: Hmm, yeah.
• 1:11:45
  Testecleese: Which is great, though you could use the heat of the engine.
• 1:11:48
  Testecleese: the engines, to actually help your.
• 1:11:51
  Brian McFadden: Your process permitting process.
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, speed it up a little bit.
• 1:11:57
  Testecleese: That's what I hear, anyway. I don't know. I've never fermented anything to make wine before, and I've definitely never distilled anything, either.
• 1:12:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:12:07
  Testecleese: But anyway, the same Judge Boseberg's now talking about holding trump contempt for not going in and.
• 1:12:11
  Brian McFadden: Oh, and we we know that this is a nothing burger, because the House Representatives held the Attorney General of the United States, Eric holder in contempt, and guess what happened to him.
• 1:12:24
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:12:26
  Brian McFadden: Because it's up to the once the judges do what they do, or the House Representatives or the Senate do what they do. Then it goes to the Department of Justice to decide if there's going to be prosecution or not.
• 1:12:37
  Testecleese: Well, that's 1 thing that gets me that you mentioned Department of Justice is because
• 1:12:41
  Testecleese: I think it was a Harvard law professor.
• 1:12:45
  Testecleese: Maybe 3 weeks ago, was saying how the Department of Justice is its own is its own government branch, and is Co. Equal. And I was like, no, it's not Department of Justice is directly underneath the executive branch. Everyone.
• 1:12:58
  El Guapo: Like.
• 1:12:58
  Testecleese: You're fucking stupid. It's like we got the
• 1:13:00
  Testecleese: that's judicial branch, not department of Justice.
• 1:13:03
  Brian McFadden: You're the one that's stupid.
• 1:13:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like Department of Justice Department of Education Department of
• 1:13:09
  Testecleese: Agriculture. You know all these departments are created by Congress under the executive branch of the President controls.
• 1:13:17
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:13:18
  Testecleese: Department of Justice. The guys who go and arrest people and incarcerate them. The
• 1:13:23
  Testecleese: judicial branch decides on whether or not rule rule is made by Congress and enacted by the Executive branch.
• 1:13:30
  Testecleese: are, in fact, legal.
• 1:13:35
  Testecleese: Kind of kind of crazy.
• 1:13:37
  Brian McFadden: Very crazy.
• 1:13:39
  Testecleese: And yeah, law, Professor
• 1:13:42
  Testecleese: is telling is saying, this stuff I'm like, Oh, my God, like for real. This is why I keep saying that people need to read the damn constitution, instead of just assuming that they know
• 1:13:50
  Testecleese: what it is.
• 1:13:56
  Brian McFadden: Nobody cares about the Logan Act anymore. Now that there's a Republican President.
• 1:14:00
  Testecleese: And yeah, there we go. The Blue State Senator flies, meets with Abrego Garcia. Oh, not mine, Abrego Garcia. By the way, his 1st name isn't Abrego. That's his middle name.
• 1:14:10
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:14:11
  Testecleese: Ilmar is his 1st name, KAOM. A. R.
• 1:14:18
  Testecleese: And
• 1:14:19
  Testecleese: I can't remember that I still can't remember the President's name, and it sucks because I was saying it all week, so I didn't forget it again.
• 1:14:26
  Testecleese: I know Guapo knows it, Ankare, or something.
• 1:14:30
  El Guapo: What's that?
• 1:14:31
  Testecleese: The El Salvadorian, President.
• 1:14:33
  El Guapo: But Abukhar Abukele.
• 1:14:35
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go! I was close. I was close.
• 1:14:39
  Testecleese: All right, and wasn't sure where to put this, but I figured to put it here.
• 1:14:44
  Testecleese: A judge blocked the trump administration from changing passport stuff concerning gender with transgender folks.
• 1:14:52
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm not sure where I stand on this.
• 1:14:57
  Testecleese: I think that if the the Supreme Court no, no, I'm sorry. That was United Kingdom that came out, and
• 1:15:03
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it was the Uk that came out and said, a woman has to be a woman.
• 1:15:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:15:09
  Brian McFadden: They know what a woman is.
• 1:15:11
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly.
• 1:15:15
  Testecleese: Honestly, I don't care what you identify as, but like, we need to know
• 1:15:20
  Testecleese: what's actually happening around us. This whole my truth, garbage has gone so far.
• 1:15:25
  El Guapo: It's only the truth. That's it.
• 1:15:27
  Testecleese: Well, I mean no, if I could have my truth where the fuck is my super bowl ring right.
• 1:15:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know. Shit.
• 1:15:32
  Testecleese: Because I won the super bowl last year in my head.
• 1:15:39
  Brian McFadden: So where are you? All friends.
• 1:15:40
  El Guapo: When you were asking me about it. What was the question.
• 1:15:45
  Testecleese: I was trying to remember the el Salvadorian President's name.
• 1:15:49
  El Guapo: Bukele, Bukele, yeah.
• 1:15:52
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:15:53
  El Guapo: He's a he's a center for Palestinians, Christian, Palestinians. Yes.
• 1:15:59
  Testecleese: Oh, by the way, check
• 1:16:01
  Testecleese: before we move on, I just want to bring up a interesting piece of information.
• 1:16:05
  Testecleese: Actually, I'm going to ask you a question. See if you guys can get the trivia question first, st which I know you can't.
• 1:16:11
  Testecleese: Henry Aaron, Willie Mays and Babe Ruth
• 1:16:17
  Testecleese: shared an unusual thing in common concerning their professional baseball careers. Can you tell me what it is.
• 1:16:25
  Brian McFadden: They were all left handed.
• 1:16:27
  Testecleese: Nope.
• 1:16:28
  El Guapo: That's I don't know. I honestly don't know but that sounds legit.
• 1:16:33
  Testecleese: They all started and ended in their careers in the same cities which
• 1:16:37
  Testecleese: they all started in Boston. They all ended their careers in New York, but played for different teams.
• 1:16:45
  Testecleese: And the reason why you never heard of Henry Aaron is because he's he started out in the Negro Baseball League, and so did Willie Mays.
• 1:16:53
  Testecleese: So yeah, Willie Mays. Actually, Willie May started his career out in Boston with the braves before they moved to Atlanta.
• 1:17:00
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 1:17:01
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:17:02
  Testecleese: And then Ruth obviously was the Red Sox. I can't. Couldn't find the name of the team. Henry Aaron did. It was the Bbb. It was something Boston baseball.
• 1:17:13
  El Guapo: The black baseball.
• 1:17:15
  Testecleese: Might have been, might have been black Boston baseball.
• 1:17:18
  El Guapo: That's Oh, my gosh, pro and all.
• 1:17:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:20
  Testecleese: But yeah, and they all ended up in New York on different teams, too. And I was like.
• 1:17:23
  El Guapo: The Yankees.
• 1:17:25
  Testecleese: The Yankees, the Mets, and then there was another.
• 1:17:28
  El Guapo: You know I still don't know the difference between the jackets and the met, though.
• 1:17:32
  Brian McFadden: One's American League, and one's the National League.
• 1:17:35
  Testecleese: Yankees at Al Mets are Nl.
• 1:17:37
  El Guapo: What is still, what's the difference between Metro and the national.
• 1:17:41
  Testecleese: Oh, American League does not have a designate. I'm sorry the American League has a designated hitter that can bat for anyone in the lineup the National League. They do not. That's why you don't see a lot of pitchers in the American League batting, and when they do, it's a phenomenon that people speak of.
• 1:17:57
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:17:58
  Testecleese: When Roger Clemens had to bat
• 1:18:00
  Testecleese: for the Boston Red Sox. It was a big deal because they changed their lineup and their Dh. Couldn't cover him
• 1:18:05
  Testecleese: this next at Bat.
• 1:18:08
  El Guapo: Interesting stuff.
• 1:18:10
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:18:11
  Testecleese: Strange rules, but that's why they have the World Series. The Nl. And the Alts come together to see which team has the better team who want each panic. They come together to play each other.
• 1:18:20
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:18:21
  Testecleese: Like the Afl and Afc. And Nfc. Right.
• 1:18:27
  Brian McFadden: CIO.
• 1:18:29
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:18:29
  Testecleese: Well, no. The American Football League, the National Football Conference, or whatever it is.
• 1:18:33
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 1:18:34
  Testecleese: Then they get together to do the super bowl.
• 1:18:37
  Testecleese: You got your 2 different leagues all right.
• 1:18:41
  Testecleese: Some new information is coming out concerning the Verona.
• 1:18:46
  El Guapo: Corona.
• 1:18:48
  Testecleese: Yeah. Guapo shared this one about an investigation going on concerning 10 nurses in a Massachusetts hospital.
• 1:18:54
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah, like recharging. Now, I'm sorry, just slowly, to think about things nowadays.
• 1:19:01
  Testecleese: Well, 10 of these nurses now have brain tumors about the same time, after getting their Covid vaccine.
• 1:19:10
  Testecleese: There's a whole lot of what's really going on here.
• 1:19:14
  Testecleese: thought, this is very interesting, because we were talking about vaccine injury for a long time.
• 1:19:18
  Brian McFadden: Yes, we were.
• 1:19:20
  Brian McFadden: White House made a couple changes to the covid.gov. Web page.
• 1:19:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. Did you see it?
• 1:19:28
  Brian McFadden: I didn't go there. I just read the highlights about it. It's all about
• 1:19:33
  Brian McFadden: it's not about vaccines anymore.
• 1:19:37
  Testecleese: No one, they're saying. We're almost certain that this came out of the Wuhan lab.
• 1:19:43
  Testecleese: There's a whole breakdown in there about Fauci's pardon, and how Fauci pushed this stuff, and Fauci admitted he made this stuff some of this stuff up, and Fauci admitted, I'm sorry, absolutely lied to Congress concerning gain of function.
• 1:19:58
  Testecleese: I got a feeling that this
• 1:20:01
  Testecleese: was a thing to put out there before they go and arrest Fauci and test this waiver of his waiving of his
• 1:20:09
  Testecleese: pardon.
• 1:20:13
  Testecleese: And I got a prediction for you, Brian. We're not doing the prediction page anymore. But July.
• 1:20:22
  Testecleese: we're going to see prosecutions with some of these left wing folks.
• 1:20:27
  Testecleese: especially the ones that just had their pardons stripped away.
• 1:20:31
  Testecleese: and who, knowing Trump and his flair for theatrics.
• 1:20:36
  Testecleese: I bet you you're gonna be sitting there having a burger and a beer watching the fireworks on the 4th of July, and your phone's gonna buzz
• 1:20:45
  Testecleese: fauci got arrested nice. Oh, oh.
• 1:20:49
  Testecleese: Peter Schiff got arrested! Boop! Boop! Oh, Liz Cheney got arrested
• 1:20:57
  Testecleese: because that sounds like something trump would do. Doesn't it do it all on the 4th of July to like Boom. 250 years. Baby F. All of you go back home.
• 1:21:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:21:07
  Testecleese: Oh, and
• 1:21:09
  Testecleese: another thing directly related to that, though, is that 7 Us. Service members got, quote COVID-19, like symptoms. After the 2019 Wuhan games, which is some kind of like
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: Olympic thing, I guess, for, like military members, I something I don't know.
• 1:21:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
• 1:21:29
  Testecleese: But yeah, they came back with this virus, and they're saying Covid, like symptoms in 2,019 Jesus Christ. It's COVID-19, right?
• 1:21:37
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 1:21:40
  Testecleese: I mean. Come on, let's be real here.
• 1:21:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:21:46
  Testecleese: Shit dude.
• 1:21:47
  Testecleese: It really does sound like these guys were trying to make a bioweapon where they're gain of function. Research and fauci was involved in it.
• 1:21:54
  Brian McFadden: And actually nothing will ever happen to him. He's got.
• 1:21:58
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:21:58
  Brian McFadden: He's got that. Pardon.
• 1:22:01
  El Guapo: Well, I don't know.
• 1:22:02
  Testecleese: Man, he.
• 1:22:03
  Testecleese: He waived that pardon. He's like Joe didn't sign it himself. Joe wasn't even in the country when it happened.
• 1:22:10
  Testecleese: and we've never seen preemptive pardons before.
• 1:22:14
  Testecleese: I will say, though twice in history we have seen pardons waived.
• 1:22:20
  Testecleese: and I didn't realize this. Someone brought it up to me. Actually, I think it was. Tim Poole brought it up, and I went and looked it up.
• 1:22:26
  Testecleese: George Bush waived a part presidential pardon now slightly different situation.
• 1:22:33
  Testecleese: Turns out bush pardon the guy himself.
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: then, within like 20 min, found out his family was a major donor to the Republican party.
• 1:22:45
  Testecleese: immediately came out and changed it back was like, no, no, no way. We're getting hit with, you know, buying your way out of prison. You know what I mean.
• 1:22:53
  Testecleese: and I guess Grant funded a pardon for somebody from the Civil War.
• 1:23:01
  Testecleese: but that was a long time ago, you know.
• 1:23:06
  Testecleese: but pardons have been undone, so there is a precedent now it's just a matter of extrapolating, and see if it goes as far as it could.
• 1:23:13
  Testecleese: And Brian missed that whole thing about 2 pardons being undone by presidents. That's too bad.
• 1:23:21
  Testecleese: One of them was Bush Brian.
• 1:23:23
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:23:24
  Testecleese: Thing is, Bush was the one who also gave that same pardon.
• 1:23:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, like I said, I mentioned to Guapo.
• 1:23:33
  Testecleese: He pardoned this Guy, and then, like 20 min later, found out his family was, were Mega donors to the Republican party.
• 1:23:39
  El Guapo: He's like, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope can't cannot have that on the record. Gotta undo this right.
• 1:23:45
  Testecleese: But I'll let you know it can be undone right.
• 1:23:49
  El Guapo: By the same President, now.
• 1:23:52
  Testecleese: It was the same President. What difference does that make? It's the office that does it not? The person in office, right.
• 1:23:57
  El Guapo: Alright! I just.
• 1:23:58
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah.
• 1:23:59
  Testecleese: And Joe didn't know where he was. How could he have possibly issued pardons if he didn't?
• 1:24:04
  Testecleese: Didn't know what state he was in, or she was kept referring to people that had been dead for 30 years.
• 1:24:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, you did come out of hiding this week.
• 1:24:14
  Testecleese: He did, he did. Oh, I'm glad to see he's still getting around. Honestly.
• 1:24:22
  Testecleese: he's an old sick man. Let's be real.
• 1:24:26
  Testecleese: He's not helping the party by doing this.
• 1:24:30
  Brian McFadden: No, but a lot of people have come out and said, we don't care anymore what Biden has to say.
• 1:24:34
  Testecleese: Well, then, we.
• 1:24:35
  Brian McFadden: Stay away.
• 1:24:36
  Testecleese: Exactly saying, Please stay away. It's like, Why were you so ready to vote for this guy? Then he's like, seriously, if the entire thing you're doing is we're running, and we're not trump. You could have run anyone besides Joe or Harris. Right?
• 1:24:52
  Testecleese: Hi, hey? All right.
• 1:24:54
  Brian McFadden: This statistic here is pretty cool that since Trump took office in January we've brought back 2 dozen American hostages from around the globe.
• 1:25:06
  Testecleese: Over 2 dozen which could legitimately mean 25. But
• 1:25:11
  Testecleese: but yeah, all these hostages are getting released. That's pretty badass right?
• 1:25:14
  Brian McFadden: That tells you that people weren't afraid of Biden, or he wasn't even trying to do this. But Trump's
• 1:25:21
  Brian McFadden: well better.
• 1:25:22
  Testecleese: It was the both especially afraid. Because, did you notice Russia moved into Ukraine?
• 1:25:30
  Testecleese: Would be dealt with Don Bass under Obama right.
• 1:25:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:37
  Testecleese: And then, under trump, they stood back and like, we ain't doing crap and Obama watched it happen, didn't he?
• 1:25:43
  Brian McFadden: Dope.
• 1:25:44
  Testecleese: Did nothing about it. Under trump. Nothing happens under under Biden they move in to take Crimea.
• 1:25:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:52
  Testecleese: And now we're too far into this conflict to end it
• 1:25:55
  Testecleese: as easily as it. I don't think it would have happened at all if Trump was in office.
• 1:25:59
  Brian McFadden: I don't, either.
• 1:26:00
  Brian McFadden: I don't either.
• 1:26:01
  Testecleese: I mean, there's no way to know.
• 1:26:04
  Testecleese: but seems like Wapo's having trouble with his kids. Huh!
• 1:26:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but I also know Trump's a much. He's got a much stronger leg to stand on
• 1:26:15
  Brian McFadden: president policywise and stuff. Now he learned a lot in those 4 years. He wasn't President.
• 1:26:23
  Testecleese: Yes, lot of lessons.
• 1:26:27
  Testecleese: Well
• 1:26:29
  Testecleese: as we were mentioned, terrorism, especially domestic terrorism earlier, and Joe Biden did specifically say, domestic terrorism is the biggest threat in our country, didn't he.
• 1:26:39
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he did.
• 1:26:40
  Testecleese: So I thought he was out of his mind. But maybe he's right, because they're burning down cars, blowing cars up, attacking governors, mansions.
• 1:26:48
  Testecleese: Beating people up for a hat they're wearing
• 1:26:52
  Testecleese: Tulsi Gabbett has gone and declassified Joe's counter. Terrorism, doctrine, or whatever it was.
• 1:26:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:59
  Testecleese: Strategy. There you go.
• 1:27:01
  Testecleese: I have not read it yet, because I don't care enough. Honestly.
• 1:27:04
  Brian McFadden: I don't either.
• 1:27:06
  Testecleese: But I don't know. Why would you have your
• 1:27:10
  Testecleese: counter? I guess I don't know. I guess if it's a strategy you might want to keep it kind of quiet.
• 1:27:14
  Testecleese: So people, don't, you know, walk into your people will walk into your trap, but.
• 1:27:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:21
  Testecleese: Let people know you. You do this shit you're gonna go to. That's what Pam Bondi is like. You do this shit. You go into prison for 20 years. Period, right.
• 1:27:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:27:28
  Testecleese: No parole. No, nothing.
• 1:27:31
  Testecleese: I think that's a better deterrent
• 1:27:34
  Testecleese: than just giving in to the masses that are burning down entire cities that haven't under trump
• 1:27:40
  Testecleese: the 1st time.
• 1:27:42
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:27:46
  Testecleese: All right. So the Us. And Iran held their 1st direct nuclear talks. Since I think, Obama
• 1:27:54
  Testecleese: maybe it was trump. I'm not sure
• 1:27:57
  Testecleese: I don't see that going anywhere.
• 1:28:00
  Testecleese: Iran's made it pretty clear. They don't care. They're going to do what they're going to do.
• 1:28:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:05
  Testecleese: They're still funding the utis that we're blowing up every day
• 1:28:11
  Testecleese: and I, from what I hear after this they went and ran them out again, anyway. So this might turn to a real problem, which is why I last week and the week before I brought up the shit going on over there with the 2 aircraft carrier strike groups and the seventeens and page B. 20 twos. B. Two's and the C. Seventeen's over there that Diego Garcia's up.
• 1:28:35
  Testecleese: Giant, wake the fuck up message. You know what I mean, but we'll see.
• 1:28:42
  Testecleese: We'll see. I'm gonna see if I can get some some of my navy vet buddies together. Maybe we can have an episode concerning
• 1:28:48
  Testecleese: just what'll happen with the Navy should a giant conflict break out.
• 1:28:55
  Testecleese: and it looks like trump has confirmed his minerals, deal with Ukraine.
• 1:29:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:29:04
  El Guapo: Sorry. The wife just shared a picture to me on Facebook,
• 1:29:08
  Testecleese: It's a picture of all the women on the jet the blue origin strip.
• 1:29:11
  Brian McFadden: He hadn't seen that yet.
• 1:29:13
  Brian McFadden: Well, no, the caption at the bottom said, I'm just glad we know what a woman is again.
• 1:29:22
  Testecleese: But yeah, this minerals deal that Zelensky blew up back in February, when he dressed like some.
• 1:29:31
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's trying to negotiate better terms.
• 1:29:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, but he was dressed up like he was on the front line of combat like dude. You haven't seen an actual explosion yet. You've been hiding in your palace right.
• 1:29:42
  Brian McFadden: You know, and it looks like he did, because we're not asking for as much money back and precious metals as we were before.
• 1:29:49
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing is, Ukraine
• 1:29:52
  Testecleese: don't have any evidence. They have this much material to sell to us real cheap.
• 1:29:58
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:30:00
  Testecleese: Like this is kind of just guessing that they have these rare Earth minerals like Einsteinium and Beryl.
• 1:30:08
  Testecleese: Floridian.
• 1:30:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, Ukraine probably doesn't have these rare Earth minerals, which
• 1:30:16
  Testecleese: they call them rare Earth mirrors. They're not as rare as people make them sound.
• 1:30:19
  El Guapo: It's just the main. The name is stuck to them.
• 1:30:22
  Testecleese: But if you go in your backyard and dig a cubic foot of earth out of the ground, you're probably going to have some rare Earth minerals in that cubic foot.
• 1:30:29
  Testecleese: I'm going digging right now.
• 1:30:31
  Testecleese: What are you gonna do with it, though?
• 1:30:32
  Brian McFadden: Throw it.
• 1:30:33
  Testecleese: To who you have to refine that crap, you have to be able to recognize it. You have to.
• 1:30:37
  Brian McFadden: I want to take it to the pawn shop and say, this is rare metals. I wanted some money.
• 1:30:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. And they're gonna like at you and say, gold's at an all-time high. Why don't you sell that.
• 1:30:48
  Brian McFadden: This is cheaper. I got it on my backyard.
• 1:30:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, you probably got gold in your backyard, too.
• 1:30:54
  Brian McFadden: I better start doing over that, too.
• 1:30:56
  Testecleese: It's trace amounts, but it looks like Putin is talking about ready to actually have a
• 1:31:05
  Testecleese: peace agreement go through here.
• 1:31:07
  Brian McFadden: Well, this peace agreement is for Easter weekend.
• 1:31:11
  Testecleese: This is. Yes, yes, he's talking about a Easter weekend ceasefire.
• 1:31:17
  Testecleese: but he's also, it says, talks in London may lead to ceasefire in Ukraine thing is, it was trump in London talking to these people, not the English.
• 1:31:26
  El Guapo: The British.
• 1:31:28
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:31:29
  Testecleese: And
• 1:31:31
  Testecleese: and they're all worried like Trump said he's gonna walk away from the table. Russia, won't, you know, have a negotiation? So we? How how much are you supposed to keep offering these guys in concessions? Right.
• 1:31:41
  Brian McFadden: Right, and not that long.
• 1:31:43
  Testecleese: Like, oh, you're going to leave us to go, do it well, fine! We'll do it, and you know it's like cool. Keep buying our weapons and our aircraft
• 1:31:51
  Testecleese: make us tons of money when the rest of the world fights.
• 1:31:54
  Testecleese: and then when it seems like it's all over. The United States will come in and wipe up the mess just like they did after World War one and 2, and be the leading superpower on the planet easily again.
• 1:32:05
  Testecleese: Why not? Right?
• 1:32:08
  Testecleese: Especially, I mean, these guys are flying F, 35 s. F-twenty 2 s. They're using patriot missiles. They're using. Sm. One S. Sm, 2 s.
• 1:32:16
  Testecleese: I mean, these are all American weapons.
• 1:32:20
  Brian McFadden: They're using our battle tanks over there.
• 1:32:24
  Testecleese: Let them keep buying them.
• 1:32:25
  Testecleese: Make Americans tons of money.
• 1:32:29
  Brian McFadden: Make America rich again.
• 1:32:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, do people understand how big the Pacific Ocean is?
• 1:32:35
  Testecleese: No, it's a long
• 1:32:37
  Testecleese: okay. Yeah. Okay. Russia and Alaska, you know, especially with the Aleutian Islands. It's real close. Sure. You go ahead and invade Alaska right march across Alaska, march through Canada, and come in through Washington State and see what happens.
• 1:32:53
  Brian McFadden: Good luck!
• 1:32:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, I bet you we would nuke Alaska.
• 1:33:01
  El Guapo: Right where they landed before we even let them.
• 1:33:04
  Testecleese: Get in. It was like, Oh, okay. Well.
• 1:33:06
  Testecleese: you know, like nobody lived there, it was the middle of fucking wilderness.
• 1:33:12
  Testecleese: And what are you gonna hit. You're gonna hit us for nuking our own fucking country.
• 1:33:18
  Brian McFadden: Apparently Russia is not Iran. Is not the other one helping out the houthis. So is China.
• 1:33:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, this scared me.
• 1:33:27
  Testecleese: A lot dude.
• 1:33:29
  El Guapo: Probably that's why he heard them with the tariff.
• 1:33:34
  Testecleese: It's 1, and that's I brought it up, I think. Last episode, Thucydides Trap.
• 1:33:41
  Testecleese: The upcoming economic power is about to surpass the leading economic power, and it almost always leads to war.
• 1:33:49
  Testecleese: These guys are helping the the Houthi rebels in Yemen target American ships, which is an act of war. Yeah. And instead of going to war with them, why don't we just wipe out their economy? So they're no longer the upcoming economic power on the planet. Right? Yeah.
• 1:34:04
  El Guapo: They're gonna be more concerned with the internal work internal affair than to be an external affair.
• 1:34:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, the almost the entire world's turning their back on China right now.
• 1:34:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:34:14
  Testecleese: And you got the Chinese people protesting, begging for democracy now.
• 1:34:20
  Testecleese: because factories are closing left and right.
• 1:34:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:34:25
  Testecleese: But of course, the people putting up the big signs in Hong Kong and these other cities are getting arrested right away.
• 1:34:30
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, you've been to watching that.
• 1:34:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, you saw that, too.
• 1:34:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, I was like, okay.
• 1:34:38
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 1:34:39
  El Guapo: Takes balls. By the way, the way they have many cameras they got over there.
• 1:34:43
  Testecleese: They have one camera in China for every 2 people in the country.
• 1:34:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:34:49
  Brian McFadden: Crazy.
• 1:34:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, so you are not getting away with this and that Dude got disappeared so fast. Put up them, giant. What? 40 foot banners right.
• 1:34:58
  El Guapo: Hopefully volunteer that he like. Let me disappear before they make me disappear.
• 1:35:02
  Testecleese: Oh, I bet you they! I bet they already executed them.
• 1:35:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:35:05
  Testecleese: And without a trial.
• 1:35:07
  El Guapo: Well, no, they're not. They're not gonna waste a body like that probably put it in a factory.
• 1:35:13
  Testecleese: Maybe, or maybe they were sent to a
• 1:35:16
  Testecleese: the Ukraine front line, because apparently we're the Ukrainians have been capturing Chinese soldiers over there, too.
• 1:35:21
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:35:23
  Testecleese: Which I got to laugh out because people like that proves China's involved. It's like, Oh, so when Russia catches an American mercenary, that means the United States is involved. No, no, they're mercenaries. Oh, okay, okay.
• 1:35:37
  Testecleese: So you say, no one in China believes in the cause. They're being forced to do it, so maybe we should crush their economy
• 1:35:45
  Testecleese: anyway, on that topic, though I don't know Trump's plan
• 1:35:53
  Testecleese: on these tariffs. I've been able to see
• 1:35:58
  Testecleese: far enough into the future to be able to make a couple of quick bucks here and there. You know what I mean.
• 1:36:02
  El Guapo: I think he's trying to isolate China from everybody, so cripple it down because he can see the way they're.
• 1:36:08
  Testecleese: China, you know. Yes, but the the semiconductor chips tariff is about to go into effect.
• 1:36:13
  El Guapo: Because we're building a semiconductor ships in here, too.
• 1:36:16
  Testecleese: We're not, though.
• 1:36:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, we're making some.
• 1:36:19
  Testecleese: We need to. We need to do something to get people to make them here before we
• 1:36:24
  Testecleese: tax the crap out of it.
• 1:36:25
  El Guapo: Well, probably just gonna send the bicycle.
• 1:36:28
  Brian McFadden: Well, Apple's starting to ramp up a production facility in Brazil. Now to build iphones.
• 1:36:35
  El Guapo: Oh, I don't get I don't care about iphone, honestly, I no, I don't. I don't care about iphones.
• 1:36:42
  Brian McFadden: No, but you care about your Samsung.
• 1:36:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, I prefer Samsung over apple. I don't care.
• 1:36:47
  Testecleese: Those are. Those are South Korean, dude.
• 1:36:49
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:36:50
  El Guapo: and to get better flow faster, better technology ahead of the apple things. You guys could move the freaking
• 1:36:58
  El Guapo: apps. And to just recently, and you were like.
• 1:37:02
  Brian McFadden: I don't know what you're talking about. I've been able to move apps around on my iphone forever.
• 1:37:08
  El Guapo: Well, you guys were like, Oh, we can relocate apps the way we want to. And like, okay, we've been doing that.
• 1:37:14
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is, my android operates just like my my desktop, my my laptop.
• 1:37:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:37:20
  Testecleese: Like. I mentioned this a couple of years ago. Actually, when I was cracking on Apple, I was like, I get people like apple. It's it's easy to use.
• 1:37:27
  El Guapo: I do honestly.
• 1:37:28
  Testecleese: So convenient.
• 1:37:30
  El Guapo: My parents need help sometimes about app. I like I can't. I just can't figure out, though.
• 1:37:35
  Testecleese: Well, this is my android man! I swear to God I accidentally launched nukes at North Korea once.
• 1:37:42
  Testecleese: like, Oh, oh, crap! Crap, delete delete delete.
• 1:37:46
  El Guapo: I've never had an issue with Android. I'm unhappy with it, and my my last.
• 1:37:53
  El Guapo: I I go through a lot. I go through a leap year. So technology, every time I go from one android to another one like holy shit. This is all new, you know.
• 1:38:01
  El Guapo: because I never got. I never acquire a new phone. Every whenever a new one comes.
• 1:38:05
  Testecleese: No. Are you on the galaxy? Are you using the Galaxy series?
• 1:38:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:38:09
  Testecleese: I got the S. 24 myself.
• 1:38:12
  El Guapo: I do. I still only 11.
• 1:38:14
  Testecleese: Oh, no! I love my! I love my 24. It's it's crazy.
• 1:38:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, see, I like, I haven't. I don't need to jump, because I'm still happy with my galaxy.
• 1:38:24
  Testecleese: Well, last time I did an update was last year, and
• 1:38:28
  Testecleese: like, I can go so I can go swimming
• 1:38:31
  Testecleese: down to like 30 meters of this thing and take pictures, hey? You know.
• 1:38:34
  El Guapo: I got a galaxy 8, 52. So
• 1:38:37
  El Guapo: you got the S. 22. You say.
• 1:38:40
  Testecleese: I got the S. 24 plus oh, I
• 1:38:42
  Testecleese: I spent the extra 100 bucks on the cream.
• 1:38:44
  El Guapo: Create. They create like 2 fleets of phones, one for like high end, and the other ones like a little bit less.
• 1:38:54
  Testecleese: Galaxy S series is the Yes one.
• 1:38:56
  El Guapo: Yes, I got a a 52, which is the the downgrade like cheaper and affordable. Still, I'm happy with I don't need all the bells and whistles, you know.
• 1:39:06
  Testecleese: I I like doing super slow-mo video.
• 1:39:11
  Testecleese: And I can do that with this thing like I got pictures of water drops melting off icicles and splashing, and you see the ripples and everything. It's really cool, that videos of them. But
• 1:39:21
  Testecleese: anyway, we we went off on a tangent because of tariffs and and semiconductors.
• 1:39:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:39:27
  Testecleese: But we should, we should put a suspend this tariff on these semiconductor chips.
• 1:39:32
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:39:33
  Testecleese: Until we give.
• 1:39:34
  El Guapo: Have to set up. We don't know. We don't know what he's doing, what's going on. The information is getting to.
• 1:39:39
  Testecleese: Look bananas, for example, like we're putting a tariff on bananas because they're coming from these tropical areas right.
• 1:39:46
  El Guapo: All of them, or specific ones.
• 1:39:49
  Testecleese: Well, countries, there's a 10% tariff on every country on the planet right now, isn't there.
• 1:39:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:39:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, the angle is trying to limit.
• 1:39:56
  Brian McFadden: You lifted them.
• 1:39:57
  El Guapo: They lifted them.
• 1:39:58
  Testecleese: No, not the 10%. He lifted a whole bunch, but.
• 1:40:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:40:01
  Testecleese: Still a 10% blind.
• 1:40:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, still, a 10% blanket. But I think he tried to eliminate income tax and stuff. So yeah.
• 1:40:07
  Testecleese: well, I'm just saying like we can't grow bananas here unless you have a greenhouse and a hothouse.
• 1:40:13
  Testecleese: and let's be real Americans love bananas right?
• 1:40:17
  Testecleese: We went to war for bananas. Dude.
• 1:40:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, we.
• 1:40:22
  El Guapo: Top of the country because of bananas too.
• 1:40:25
  Testecleese: It's banana, republic.
• 1:40:27
  El Guapo: That's where they came. The name came from.
• 1:40:30
  Testecleese: That's exactly where it came from.
• 1:40:32
  Testecleese: And it's funny because I keep I keep hearing these these black folk
• 1:40:37
  Testecleese: and Hispanic folk talking trash about white folk going to like Hispanic, or like Tex-mex or Hispanic restaurants like? No, no, you go back home when you have your mayonnaise, and you know you eat your white people bland food, season it with only salt and pepper. I'm like bitch. You have any idea how many people white people kill to flavor their food.
• 1:40:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:41:00
  Testecleese: Like, what is it? The East India Trade Company.
• 1:41:03
  El Guapo: Everything started. Everything started because Alexander is great dude. That's a fucking.
• 1:41:08
  Testecleese: For spices.
• 1:41:09
  El Guapo: No, certainly conquer India. Well, he tried to conquer India, but he couldn't, but he got exposed to spices, and that's what tried to ease.
• 1:41:17
  El Guapo: The silk silk road.
• 1:41:19
  Testecleese: We're a.
• 1:41:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, in a way.
• 1:41:21
  Testecleese: Then, but I mean the British took over India for how long.
• 1:41:25
  Brian McFadden: For a long time.
• 1:41:26
  Testecleese: For a long time, and we're waging wars
• 1:41:30
  Testecleese: to bring spices to flavor their food back home.
• 1:41:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:41:34
  Testecleese: Like. Trust me. White people know how to spice their food. They'll kill people for it.
• 1:41:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, like, yeah, you're not lying in there.
• 1:41:42
  Testecleese: And it, you know, talk trash, I'm telling you.
• 1:41:44
  Testecleese: No, no, Texas, and get yourself some barbecue.
• 1:41:46
  El Guapo: They will colonize you as just.
• 1:41:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. They will colonize you and make you grow them.
• 1:41:53
  El Guapo: Spices.
• 1:41:55
  Testecleese: Because I want I have Briscoe on my yeah.
• 1:42:02
  El Guapo: I want. I want my Manila ass. My Manila ass wants to vanilla.
• 1:42:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. I want some real vanilla. And you know, let's get some oregano and garlic while we're at it, too.
• 1:42:12
  El Guapo: You want to make fun of my vanilla ass. You know what I'll make you grow, vanilla.
• 1:42:19
  El Guapo: Oh, God!
• 1:42:21
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sorry it just driving nuts when people say stuff like these white folks don't know how to flavor food. I'm like, Oh, my God.
• 1:42:28
  Testecleese: yeah, exactly. They will take over your country and enslave you to do this.
• 1:42:33
  Testecleese: But.
• 1:42:34
  Testecleese: let's move on, Brian to Elon, greatly reducing the amount of money he's expecting to save through Doge.
• 1:42:43
  Brian McFadden: I don't care.
• 1:42:44
  El Guapo: I mean, and under I think they over promise another deliver. But we don't know.
• 1:42:51
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, he promised 2 trillion dollars in savings right?
• 1:42:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, but the long run this is gonna save a lot of money. Eventually, you know.
• 1:43:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, this is per year to a lot of this stuff.
• 1:43:04
  El Guapo: At the same time he let's let's look at this way. He helped to stop the money laundering that was going on for the Democrat party, which would end up in trillions of dollars.
• 1:43:15
  Testecleese: Yes, yes, I mean just the unemployment fraud that we found in Massachusetts, New York and California was.
• 1:43:22
  El Guapo: The all those Ngos getting money, all the Ngos getting money for the kick back to the Democrat party.
• 1:43:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. They get a grant from the government.
• 1:43:30
  Testecleese: Don't either.
• 1:43:31
  El Guapo: It may not be the instinct money. By the long term, money gratification would have been trillions.
• 1:43:39
  El Guapo: But yeah, over the next 10 years or the last 10 years versus what happened this last year?
• 1:43:44
  El Guapo: The Us. Dollar that would.
• 1:43:48
  Testecleese: And that's the thing it's like, Oh, we just print the money. It's like, yeah, but that's why the cost of shit's going up.
• 1:43:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:43:53
  Testecleese: Like. The more dollars there are, the less each one is worth. Right.
• 1:43:57
  El Guapo: Yep, yep, the more goods, the more goods chasing the the more dollar chasing. There's fewer goods.
• 1:44:06
  Testecleese: Yeah. I mean, if everyone had a signed Rookie Willie Mays card in mint condition, it wouldn't be worth garbage, would it?
• 1:44:15
  Testecleese: But but there's only a couple of them in existence, and the worth millions of dollars.
• 1:44:21
  El Guapo: Yeah. And I think I think it's like all the
• 1:44:24
  El Guapo: you know how the Mcdonald's toys sometimes like worth millions of dollars and stuff like that.
• 1:44:31
  El Guapo: There's a there's a there's a history behind it, because, let's say, for instance, this kid whose parent couldn't afford nothing.
• 1:44:39
  El Guapo: and they just bought him one Mcdonald toy, one Mcdonald toy. He grew up with it, and it got lost. Well, this kid he appreciated the value of money. He understood, like, you know what things are not forever. But let me like he became a millionaire.
• 1:44:55
  El Guapo: So he saw the same toy that nobody used a stick in that condition like. You know what that remind me of my childhood. Let me get that back he got. He can afford paying millions of dollars just for this particular toy.
• 1:45:08
  El Guapo: Does that mean that? Does that mean every freaking Mcdonald told you to come out now is going to board millions of dollars in the future.
• 1:45:15
  Testecleese: No, and this is a huge mistake. People made in the nineties with Beanie babies.
• 1:45:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, they thought I was.
• 1:45:20
  Testecleese: Everyone.
• 1:45:20
  El Guapo: Of.
• 1:45:21
  Testecleese: It's gonna be worth a ton of money.
• 1:45:22
  El Guapo: No, because for that person that significant toy, it means nothing, because he could afford billions of dollars for it.
• 1:45:31
  Testecleese: Well, but the thing is with the Beanie baby craze, too, was everyone was saving them so they weren't worth anything, because there was a ton of them.
• 1:45:39
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:45:39
  Brian McFadden: There's no one person to spend a million dollars for that one Beanie baby, because everyone had 20 of them.
• 1:45:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:45:44
  Testecleese: Like.
• 1:45:45
  Testecleese: I held on to a bunch of them, and not because I thought they were worth monies. I thought some of them were cool. When I was a kid I only bought the tough ones.
• 1:45:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:45:52
  El Guapo: like a rhinoceros and a snake that actually wrapped around stuff and like a bat and cool that had little Velcro for his wings, he could hold on to stuff.
• 1:45:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:45:59
  Testecleese: So stuff like that. And I had a big fight scene when I was a kid.
• 1:46:02
  El Guapo: But that's the thing.
• 1:46:03
  Testecleese: I let my 5 year old play with them now.
• 1:46:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, you say that thing, and somebody in the future like, you know what my parents gonna afford me nothing. But they bought me that one tiny baby that the tiny thing. And now they got millions of dollars. I could beg the
• 1:46:18
  El Guapo: and I will pay whatever price it is for it.
• 1:46:20
  Testecleese: But you don't need to, because everyone has all these Beanie babies.
• 1:46:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, no. But I said, Yeah, but there's all.
• 1:46:24
  Testecleese: One. Mcdonald's toy, though.
• 1:46:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, Worth, you know what I mean.
• 1:46:27
  Testecleese: That's why it was worth so.
• 1:46:28
  El Guapo: That's why people think like, Oh, it's gonna worse. Something like, no, it's just the way nature falls, you know.
• 1:46:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it's something's only worth what someone will pay. The same argument I made last week about the housing markets are going to crash when the boomers die off.
• 1:46:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, do you want? Yeah.
• 1:46:45
  Testecleese: Think of this like houses up in Massachusetts, for example, like
• 1:46:48
  Testecleese: I grew up in a decent home, sold it for 6, 40, right
• 1:46:55
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 1:46:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, dude. 4 bedrooms, yeah, and a basement, 2 bathrooms, full acre swimming pool.
• 1:47:07
  Testecleese: but 2 towns over in situate.
• 1:47:10
  Testecleese: which you might have actually seen situate on the map when it comes to weather forecast in Massachusetts. When you see storms coming. It's a major coastal town.
• 1:47:18
  Testecleese: Those houses worth 6 times as much.
• 1:47:21
  Testecleese: and they're smaller, and they're on fucking stilts. The tide come. No, this tide comes in under the houses.
• 1:47:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:47:29
  Testecleese: And I'm like, you guys are freaking nuts.
• 1:47:31
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:47:33
  Testecleese: But who's going to buy
• 1:47:36
  Testecleese: in 10 years, when the rest of these boomers have for the most part moved on.
• 1:47:42
  Testecleese: and their children, Gen. X. Millennial, maybe even some Gen. Zers.
• 1:47:48
  Testecleese: Inherit these houses worth 6 million dollars.
• 1:47:52
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 1:47:52
  Testecleese: Who's who's going to spend 6 million dollars on this house?
• 1:47:55
  Brian McFadden: Don't worry.
• 1:47:56
  El Guapo: Yeah. No.
• 1:47:57
  Testecleese: Because no one has that money right?
• 1:47:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:48:00
  Testecleese: So the the.
• 1:48:01
  El Guapo: The boundary is going to drop.
• 1:48:02
  Testecleese: Tell you just
• 1:48:04
  Testecleese: exactly. It's going to fall the garbage because you're already living in somewhere else, and you go on. Well, I just inherited a 6 million dollar house shit. Put it on the market for 6,
• 1:48:13
  Testecleese: and it doesn't sell. So all right. 5 and a half 5 all the way down to $800,000 from a 6 million dollars home. And you're still having trouble selling that because no one has $800,000. Because
• 1:48:26
  Testecleese: let's be real. The boomers own. Was it 50% of the stocks and bonds right now.
• 1:48:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:48:33
  Testecleese: And millennials, I think, own 3 to 4%.
• 1:48:38
  Testecleese: Gen. X has 20%. And then the rest of it is split up amongst everyone else.
• 1:48:45
  Testecleese: It's it's crazy.
• 1:48:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:48:48
  Testecleese: Which makes me realize I've done way. Better planning for retirement than anyone else. My age.
• 1:48:54
  Testecleese: I actually got money stowed away.
• 1:48:56
  El Guapo: Yeah. Oh, do you know I've been thinking about? Do I want more house or less house, more land? Because.
• 1:49:03
  Testecleese: You want more land. It's finite.
• 1:49:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, did. You could just spend most time outside open space, you know, just, you know, enjoy your.
• 1:49:12
  Testecleese: Hey, Guabo? If you, if you have a couple bucks, for example, sell that acre you got, you're going to grow hops on right.
• 1:49:19
  El Guapo: I was trying to. But things were, yeah. Go ahead.
• 1:49:22
  El Guapo: Can't get rid of it right.
• 1:49:23
  El Guapo: No, just money right now. It's just tight.
• 1:49:27
  El Guapo: What do I say?
• 1:49:27
  Testecleese: And so.
• 1:49:28
  Brian McFadden: Land.
• 1:49:29
  Testecleese: That plot of land, and there's a there's a plot out here, 98
• 1:49:34
  Testecleese: acres for $95,000.
• 1:49:38
  El Guapo: Still beyond my budget. But no, my parents, my parents gonna move down from Connecticut, move into my property and just build a house.
• 1:49:46
  Brian McFadden: You've been saying that for years
• 1:49:47
  Brian McFadden: that they've been telling me that for years, too.
• 1:49:50
  Testecleese: If they do that, if they do that man, let them build the house themselves.
• 1:49:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, so you're.
• 1:49:55
  Testecleese: Property.
• 1:49:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, look, you don't have to pay me nothing. Just pay the property tax, that's all.
• 1:50:01
  Testecleese: Well, I'm saying, if you buy this giant plot of land out here.
• 1:50:05
  Testecleese: An app.
• 1:50:05
  Testecleese: Well, 30 min for me.
• 1:50:07
  El Guapo: That's right.
• 1:50:08
  Testecleese: Developed. But there's enough flat land on this mountainside. You could put even just even a trailer.
• 1:50:14
  Testecleese: Right now. You don't necessarily have to live there, rent it out to hunters.
• 1:50:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:50:20
  Testecleese: And they'll 95 K. For 98,098 acres do that.
• 1:50:26
  Brian McFadden: You can make it your primary residence.
• 1:50:29
  El Guapo: Oh, like a fucking Leticia! James.
• 1:50:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's exactly like Letitia.
• 1:50:33
  El Guapo: Yeah. Then I have to get a knock on the door by a fucking.
• 1:50:37
  Testecleese: I'm just saying that's a lot of land that you could. You could put 3 or 4 hunting cabins on that much land and still be safe to hunt on
• 1:50:45
  Testecleese: and have 3 or 4 guys coming out there. Go hunting, set up some Atv trails
• 1:50:50
  Testecleese: for your hunters, and then also have like a fucking terrain park type thing for Atv riders on the mountainside.
• 1:50:57
  Testecleese: so you can have people coming year round. You can even have snowmobiles tearing around in the winter, you know.
• 1:51:04
  Testecleese: and you know what. How's this? Hire me to be property maintenance?
• 1:51:09
  Testecleese: I'll go out there and make sure everything's working every now and then.
• 1:51:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:51:13
  Testecleese: Alright. Anyway, I'd like to introduce
• 1:51:16
  Testecleese: back once again our repeat offender, who appears to have had a haircut or shaved, or something, trimmed his beard. Maybe.
• 1:51:22
  Ron Pascoe: G'day, lads. Just has a little trim up on the sides.
• 1:51:27
  El Guapo: You got a mullet you got a mullet.
• 1:51:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. He's got them all up.
• 1:51:31
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:51:32
  Brian McFadden: He's making my drink.
• 1:51:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:51:34
  El Guapo: He? He got a coachella in the background over there.
• 1:51:38
  Ron Pascoe: Party at the back business at the front.
• 1:51:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's not.
• 1:51:42
  Testecleese: A mullet, though he's got the George Carlin. He's bald on the top and long in the back.
• 1:51:49
  Ron Pascoe: Smile at boys.
• 1:51:51
  Brian McFadden: It's the old man's mo.
• 1:51:53
  Ron Pascoe: Happy, weekend, happy, weekend.
• 1:51:55
  El Guapo: Careful with that careful. There's anaconda behind you.
• 1:51:58
  El Guapo: You would agree.
• 1:51:59
  Ron Pascoe: Greenhouse, Oh.
• 1:52:02
  El Guapo: Wow!
• 1:52:02
  Ron Pascoe: I've got an update on getting to see if they got ticks or not.
• 1:52:09
  El Guapo: Oh, ticks! Oh.
• 1:52:10
  Testecleese: Jeez. I just had to take my dogs because they went out for like 2 days. Oh, my God, the ticks dude! Not kidding you. I must put 40 ticks off my dogs, and I went and put all that medicine on them. Right after that I was like, Oh, okay.
• 1:52:22
  El Guapo: Careful with Lyme disease area. If you get bit and you get lyme disease, you're not allowed to. You cannot eat meat. After that you have to.
• 1:52:33
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I know a girl. I grew up with a woman now.
• 1:52:38
  Testecleese: She has issues with certain meats and.
• 1:52:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:52:41
  Testecleese: Her. She sweats like this black goo.
• 1:52:46
  El Guapo: Oh, shoot!
• 1:52:46
  Testecleese: And it's it's not like sweat sweat, but like it seeps out of your skin like oils. Come out of your skin, but it's black.
• 1:52:53
  Brian McFadden: Well, Trump's still trying to cut the Federal Government workforce. Now he's trying to figure out ways to
• 1:53:01
  Brian McFadden: get rid of career employees.
• 1:53:03
  Brian McFadden: That's why, he's creating a new policy that he's going to classify the workers at will.
• 1:53:09
  Testecleese: They already are at. Will you work at the leisure of the President? Right.
• 1:53:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:53:14
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:53:14
  Ron Pascoe: So.
• 1:53:16
  Brian McFadden: You work at the pleasure of the Union.
• 1:53:19
  Testecleese: There should be no union.
• 1:53:20
  El Guapo: Fire department fire the 3rd Union. That's the entire unit. Fuck it.
• 1:53:26
  Testecleese: Or hire new people.
• 1:53:28
  El Guapo: Yeah. Hire them again.
• 1:53:31
  Testecleese: Why or hire the guy who wants to make money.
• 1:53:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, you said I came out with a new executive order this week that.
• 1:53:38
  Testecleese: Garbage. Are you kidding me? No, this. They're so fucking worried about fee fees. Dude that the judge said, Hey, trump, you gotta tell these guys weren't fired because they sucked at their job.
• 1:53:49
  Brian McFadden: Well, that was yeah, that's true. And then he also they also came out and said that if you're writing policy and you don't agree with my policy.
• 1:53:58
  Brian McFadden: You're gone.
• 1:54:00
  Testecleese: That's my you're allowed to disagree with Paul.
• 1:54:03
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:54:04
  Brian McFadden: If you're writing policy.
• 1:54:07
  Testecleese: Oh, wow!
• 1:54:08
  Brian McFadden: The P. If they have a job writing policy.
• 1:54:11
  El Guapo: Hold on!
• 1:54:11
  Brian McFadden: Or the government, and they don't agree with trump.
• 1:54:15
  Brian McFadden: They need to find a different job.
• 1:54:17
  El Guapo: Hold on like policy, I thought, isn't that like almost like law, like one cut hair away from law?
• 1:54:24
  Testecleese: No policy is the way you intend to run things. Law is stuff that went through Carlin.
• 1:54:28
  El Guapo: So if you if it okay, if if you don't like the way they run things, if you don't agree with it, what will happen to you.
• 1:54:35
  Testecleese: We're really.
• 1:54:36
  Brian McFadden: Saying he wants to fire him.
• 1:54:37
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, you you as a policy policy maker, you create a policy, and I don't agree with you. I don't follow it
• 1:54:46
  El Guapo: as a civilian. What would happen to me.
• 1:54:49
  Brian McFadden: You go to jail.
• 1:54:50
  El Guapo: So. Isn't that almost like a cut hair away from law?
• 1:54:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:54:55
  Testecleese: Not. Really. Again, policy is like, this is what it's supposed to be, and you hope the laws come behind.
• 1:55:02
  El Guapo: So it's almost like law.
• 1:55:04
  Testecleese: No, it's more like we're gonna fire all these people, because we don't.
• 1:55:07
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no, no! He's saying, Trump is telling these people. If you write policy that doesn't agree with him.
• 1:55:14
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:55:15
  Testecleese: Go write policy, you'll be fired. Because if you're writing the policy you're disagreeing with the President's policy.
• 1:55:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:55:21
  Testecleese: Now you. It's 1 thing to disagree with the President.
• 1:55:24
  El Guapo: But why do they make a policy? Policy is almost like one cut hair away from law.
• 1:55:32
  Testecleese: It it.
• 1:55:33
  Testecleese: I hear what you're saying, but it we ideally. It leads to lodging past in the future.
• 1:55:38
  El Guapo: So.
• 1:55:39
  Testecleese: More or less policy is like this is how we're gonna.
• 1:55:42
  El Guapo: That's a fucking job with Congress, and that's supposed to be a job of the President.
• 1:55:46
  El Guapo: Anybody at the Secretary Branch.
• 1:55:48
  Testecleese: Exactly, policy is more of a. Here's how we're going to do things. Here's how we're gonna handle stuff. This is our policy on terrorism versus this is the law on terrorism.
• 1:55:57
  Testecleese: Our policy is we're gonna arrest you. We're gonna put you in prison for 20 years. The law.
• 1:56:01
  El Guapo: Our law.
• 1:56:02
  Testecleese: You're not allowed, but it's not law.
• 1:56:04
  El Guapo: So like.
• 1:56:05
  Testecleese: The lie is, you're not allowed to be a terrorist.
• 1:56:08
  El Guapo: Far.
• 1:56:10
  Testecleese: We could have done, Joe Biden
• 1:56:12
  Testecleese: and said, We're not going to incarcerate anyone for any of this stuff.
• 1:56:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:56:16
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:56:17
  Testecleese: That's the policy.
• 1:56:18
  El Guapo: Alright. I just more or less policy is the way you carry out the law. How is that?
• 1:56:23
  El Guapo: Alright? I'll see.
• 1:56:25
  Testecleese: But the the President doesn't write the law. He only the executive.
• 1:56:29
  El Guapo: It's supposed to force executes the law.
• 1:56:33
  El Guapo: No, no enforcing it. He knows.
• 1:56:35
  Testecleese: Thing.
• 1:56:36
  El Guapo: Hmm, okay.
• 1:56:37
  Testecleese: No, it is well. Execution is to carry out.
• 1:56:40
  El Guapo: Yes, they do it, but you should, no matter whether you like it or not. You're supposed to enforce it.
• 1:56:45
  Ron Pascoe: So.
• 1:56:45
  Brian McFadden: Sorry, Ryan, when you click down, budget it. I had a subtopic that automatically clicked down with it.
• 1:56:51
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:56:52
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:56:53
  El Guapo: All right.
• 1:56:56
  Testecleese: okay. So I guess the White House their new policy, which is not a law, just the way they're carrying this up.
• 1:57:02
  El Guapo: Yes, I just think in house policy, but it are you ready?
• 1:57:06
  El Guapo: Policy will affect me as a citizen, then it's almost like a law.
• 1:57:10
  Testecleese: Well, the policy the White House has put out now is, if you put pronouns in your bio as a reporter.
• 1:57:16
  Brian McFadden: And ignore you.
• 1:57:17
  Testecleese: They're not even gonna listen to you. They don't care
• 1:57:21
  Testecleese: even if you're a dude, and you put he him like, no, there's no need to put that. Your name is J.
• 1:57:25
  El Guapo: No, no, this is that firing, because apparently you don't know English language structure like.
• 1:57:33
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:57:33
  El Guapo: Scenario.
• 1:57:34
  Testecleese: The reporters of the White House don't work for the White House.
• 1:57:36
  El Guapo: Oh, okay, I'm sorry I missed that. I miss her.
• 1:57:39
  Brian McFadden: But but they all their emails say he, him he! They she be he, you know.
• 1:57:46
  El Guapo: There are.
• 1:57:46
  El Guapo: I thought you were talking about the secondary branch of people contact each other something like that. No, my bad, continue.
• 1:57:53
  Ron Pascoe: Wasn't a beautiful day the other day. Did you see where Caitlin Collins got put into place?
• 1:58:00
  Testecleese: I saw Caitlin Collins rip a handful of people part recently, and it was hilarious, especially when France wanted the douche bag of France wanted the Statue of Liberty back, and she's like, I just want to remind this asshole that up. It wasn't the United States he'd be speaking German. I was like. Oh, damn.
• 1:58:15
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, this is like, this is not the 1st time I heard that.
• 1:58:21
  El Guapo: Somebody else did it like years ago, before trump and everything the French one are like. They're fucking ungrateful little bitches. Do.
• 1:58:29
  Testecleese: That was like 200 and something years ago.
• 1:58:32
  El Guapo: Yeah. But yeah, but they're like grateful. They wanna
• 1:58:35
  El Guapo: they sound like a bunch of India givers.
• 1:58:39
  Testecleese: I was gonna use that word I really was. And I was gonna bring up how everyone was all upset that like that. These natives wanted their land back like 5 years later, when they realized what happened.
• 1:58:49
  Testecleese: This is 240, something years ago. And these guys like we want it back. It's like bitch. You had your chance to have a fight with us.
• 1:58:57
  Testecleese: You had a fight with us. Actually, the French and Indian war. Remember. Yeah.
• 1:59:02
  Testecleese: here we go. Repeat offender.
• 1:59:06
  Ron Pascoe: You know.
• 1:59:08
  Testecleese: Who did the United States face in the French and Indian war.
• 1:59:14
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry, mate.
• 1:59:16
  Testecleese: Who did the United States face in the French and Indian war.
• 1:59:20
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, that was back in the late 17 hundreds. Wasn't that.
• 1:59:26
  Testecleese: It was maybe a early 18 hundreds. Yes, it was shortly after the Revolution. Yes, and I don't expect you to know American history super. Well.
• 1:59:35
  El Guapo: No, that wasn't.
• 1:59:35
  Ron Pascoe: Pretty sure what you consider the French
• 1:59:38
  Ron Pascoe: was the French, and who else was it? Oh, no, you said Indian.
• 1:59:42
  Testecleese: The French and the natives were fighting again. We're trying to take over the United.
• 1:59:46
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, there was. Also there was also someone else wasn't there too?
• 1:59:49
  El Guapo: That was it. The British.
• 1:59:51
  Testecleese: No, the British were not involved in that one. There was a war of 1812 where they burned down the White House.
• 1:59:56
  Testecleese: No, no, no, no, but okay, never mind. Yeah.
• 1:59:59
  Ron Pascoe: Did that with Canadians. Well, they were Canadians then.
• 2:00:04
  Ron Pascoe: because Canada wasn't really formed back. Then.
• 2:00:07
  El Guapo: And then there was a Spanish American war which was actually like Mexico, right?
• 2:00:11
  El Guapo: And it was a part of Francis still.
• 2:00:13
  Testecleese: No, it.
• 2:00:14
  Ron Pascoe: No together.
• 2:00:18
  Ron Pascoe: Well, the connect they always so on the agreement.
• 2:00:22
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 2:00:23
  Ron Pascoe: Now Canada's a joint with France and England.
• 2:00:27
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 2:00:28
  Testecleese: Time they were never! They were never under French control, though.
• 2:00:31
  El Guapo: No. Okay.
• 2:00:31
  Ron Pascoe: No.
• 2:00:32
  El Guapo: So did you talk about.
• 2:00:33
  Testecleese: To Quebec.
• 2:00:34
  El Guapo: Think about Louisiana before Louisiana purchased all that land with Indian Americans.
• 2:00:39
  Testecleese: Well, that's where the term Indian giver came from was when they bought the Louisiana Purchase.
• 2:00:43
  Testecleese: That was.
• 2:00:44
  El Guapo: What if?
• 2:00:45
  Testecleese: That the natives didn't understand what they signed.
• 2:00:47
  El Guapo: No, no, that was from the French. We bought that from the
• 2:00:50
  El Guapo: right. It was Louisiana. All that. You're right.
• 2:00:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, there was the poll.
• 2:00:53
  Ron Pascoe: Louisiana, from the French.
• 2:00:55
  El Guapo: Yeah. Napoleon needed money, and we bought money.
• 2:00:57
  Testecleese: Fund. Is war.
• 2:00:58
  El Guapo: To find his war, and that's where he got all the money from.
• 2:01:02
  Testecleese: Well, just like Russia keeps talking trash about selling the United States, Alaska. They're like that was a giant mistake.
• 2:01:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:01:08
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah.
• 2:01:10
  El Guapo: And you know, and when they say United States conquer all this land. Not really. We kind of bought it. If you think about it after the Revolutionary War.
• 2:01:21
  El Guapo: or we have the per, the setup purchase.
• 2:01:25
  El Guapo: the trio hidalgo and hidalgo and that's when we purchased what.
• 2:01:33
  Testecleese: Don't forget about manifest destiny.
• 2:01:36
  El Guapo: No, no, that this is after the the Hidiago purchase after the Mexican American War. We bit Mexico all the way down to Mexico City, and we like.
• 2:01:44
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 2:01:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, we we told them, you know what we're gonna buy all this land from you. Here's the fucking price they accept.
• 2:01:50
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, we we took Texas after the war, which is interesting because Texas was an independent nation at the time.
• 2:01:56
  El Guapo: Then we bought Canada. We broke Canada. We bought Washington and Oregon and stuff like that, and after that Canada Alaska, and by then we just conquer the islands of Alaska.
• 2:02:08
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing, though, is, everyone seems to think we conquered this, and they.
• 2:02:10
  El Guapo: No, we purchased.
• 2:02:11
  Testecleese: We purchased a lot of it, but at the same time most of this nation was uninhabited.
• 2:02:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:02:17
  El Guapo: And they're like, okay, whatever it's just it's gonna it's gonna go like they thought, it's gonna go by the wayside like every other generation, like 2, 3 generations of somebody, it just goes, disappear.
• 2:02:31
  Testecleese: I don't know, man. We still got native tribes and everything out here, too.
• 2:02:35
  El Guapo: Yeah. But I said, like you think about it, the only 2 nations I could think about last the longest China and England
• 2:02:42
  El Guapo: China's 5,000 years, England's 2,000 years.
• 2:02:46
  Testecleese: Japan's been there forever.
• 2:02:48
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, too. But yeah, other than that, it's like.
• 2:02:52
  El Guapo: Good luck, Fernando.
• 2:02:54
  Brian McFadden: What do you think about Harvard losing its tax, exempt status.
• 2:02:57
  Ron Pascoe: Loved it.
• 2:02:58
  Testecleese: I I agree.
• 2:03:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's a business you want to get educated. You want to charge money.
• 2:03:04
  Testecleese: Well, we talked about this last. We talked this last episode. It's a it's a private school, not a state school.
• 2:03:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, charge? Money? Whatever.
• 2:03:14
  Testecleese: Of money.
• 2:03:14
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no tax! I'll be charged taxes on it whatever.
• 2:03:17
  Ron Pascoe: But if Trump hasn't stopped there, you know he's talking about signing into
• 2:03:23
  Ron Pascoe: signing a bill. Somebody was talking about the other day about stopping from importing overseas students now.
• 2:03:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:03:30
  Testecleese: I don't like that.
• 2:03:32
  El Guapo: For now, for now you know, I'm sorry you.
• 2:03:36
  Testecleese: Let me put a caveat on this.
• 2:03:37
  El Guapo: Oh, go ahead!
• 2:03:39
  Testecleese: You come here as a foreign national to come to school in the United States, because our schools are so great, right.
• 2:03:45
  Testecleese: So great.
• 2:03:47
  Testecleese: You have to stay in the country
• 2:03:49
  Testecleese: for 10 years and pay taxes on what you've earned. After that.
• 2:03:53
  El Guapo: I can see that. Yes, but yeah, but it's not gonna happen.
• 2:03:57
  Testecleese: Is getting citizenship when you join the service.
• 2:04:00
  El Guapo: I see that. But most of this.
• 2:04:02
  El Guapo: So to come in to get the knowledge, to leave or to stay here forever.
• 2:04:08
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Okay.
• 2:04:10
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry. Man.
• 2:04:11
  El Guapo: No, no, I think, is, it sounds great. We want to spread the knowledge and stuff like that.
• 2:04:17
  El Guapo: But I don't know it just.
• 2:04:19
  Testecleese: Problem is, our schools don't know
• 2:04:20
  Testecleese: right now, right now everybody's fucking, hating us. So you know what? Stop the hate.
• 2:04:25
  El Guapo: Stop.
• 2:04:26
  Testecleese: Stop! Then stop coming here, then.
• 2:04:28
  El Guapo: You know, that's what I said like, let it 5, 10 years. Let's see what happens. How people
• 2:04:34
  El Guapo: like stop, you know. But they say, oh, like like what you were saying. That sounds good. But you know what? Who's gonna be the next person? He probably stopped us.
• 2:04:42
  Testecleese: No, no, I get it. I'm just saying I like the idea of brain drain. We take the best and the brightest from the planet and bring them here.
• 2:04:48
  El Guapo: Then, the same time it's heard at the International afterwards, you know.
• 2:04:54
  Ron Pascoe: I can see value in what trump's trying to do. But you look at some of these universities made of breeding consent for your nation. They're breeding hatred of the Republican party.
• 2:05:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:05:04
  Ron Pascoe: You know, and this is why I applauded ice when I went in a couple of those bloody protests. Right? You got a green card. You want to protest. See you later you're gone.
• 2:05:12
  Testecleese: Exactly. And, by the way, I just want to bring up one more time. How much I love that we have a man from about as far away on this planet as you can get from me, who understands American politics better than most people I knew in Massachusetts, where I grew up.
• 2:05:27
  El Guapo: That's his hobby. Yeah, that's a hobby.
• 2:05:30
  Testecleese: That's fine.
• 2:05:30
  Testecleese: if it's a hobby, that's but it's not, though, because he's looking around going. The United States does shit, and then Australia follows up usually 5 to 10 years later.
• 2:05:38
  Testecleese: Let's see what they're doing to see where we're going right.
• 2:05:41
  El Guapo: Didn't post.
• 2:05:42
  Ron Pascoe: A 100%.
• 2:05:43
  Testecleese: Just like.
• 2:05:43
  Ron Pascoe: England is starting to upris. They're throwing people in jail in England.
• 2:05:49
  Testecleese: Fight.
• 2:05:50
  Ron Pascoe: Book, pose.
• 2:05:51
  Testecleese: England's a fucking mess dude. The laws they're passing. They're arresting something like 13 people a day for online posts.
• 2:06:00
  Ron Pascoe: You see what they're doing in Ireland now. The people are uprising.
• 2:06:03
  Testecleese: I'm I'm not surprised.
• 2:06:05
  Ron Pascoe: Month.
• 2:06:05
  Testecleese: Going on with Conor Mcgregor then, because I'm sure that has something to do with it.
• 2:06:09
  Ron Pascoe: He's gonna eventually he'll he'll run for Prime Minister of.
• 2:06:13
  Testecleese: He doesn't go to prison.
• 2:06:16
  El Guapo: Do Ireland. I think.
• 2:06:17
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Well, the thing is.
• 2:06:20
  El Guapo: Go ahead! Go ahead!
• 2:06:25
  Testecleese: Repeat, offended.
• 2:06:25
  Ron Pascoe: Doing under the EU agreement. They've got 6 months to go before they
• 2:06:32
  Ron Pascoe: would. The EU want Ireland to take in all these refugees
• 2:06:38
  Ron Pascoe: now what they're doing. The Government aren't waiting 6 months to start to bring them all in now.
• 2:06:43
  Ron Pascoe: and the Irish people, a lot of lot of girls are starting to be raped over there now.
• 2:06:47
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 2:06:48
  Ron Pascoe: People are being bashed up early, people being bashed up.
• 2:06:50
  Testecleese: I mean, there's penguin right.
• 2:06:51
  Ron Pascoe: What do you?
• 2:06:52
  Ron Pascoe: So the Irish people said, Right, we've got 6 months, and you do it before the 6 months.
• 2:06:57
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:06:59
  Testecleese: In England for, like 10 years with these rabies.
• 2:07:01
  Ron Pascoe: All these locals, mate. They've blown up. Now. People in England are now starting to fight back about all this sort of stuff. There's a few parties that are going to, because they've got elections coming up very shortly.
• 2:07:12
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:07:13
  Testecleese: Yeah. But Tommy Robinson keeps going to jail, doesn't it?
• 2:07:15
  Ron Pascoe: And if you say anything about him, you look at Tommy Robinson. I don't know if you guys know.
• 2:07:21
  Testecleese: Literally just said, Look at Tommy Robinson keeps going to jail.
• 2:07:24
  El Guapo: He's. I think he's on the delay.
• 2:07:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, he is.
• 2:07:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:07:30
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 2:07:31
  Ron Pascoe: He just lost his appeal to get out.
• 2:07:35
  El Guapo: Do.
• 2:07:36
  Testecleese: Leave the country and get the fuck out, and Carl Benjamin should leave the country too.
• 2:07:40
  El Guapo: Yeah. But do what like? I think he want to stay his ground and fight much as he can't believe.
• 2:07:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, I must. Do.
• 2:07:47
  Testecleese: You want to fight your country? But.
• 2:07:48
  El Guapo: I know, but you know what this the British belong to the British, you know.
• 2:07:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. But you see, that's what's so great about our country. Dude
• 2:07:55
  Testecleese: is I can move. I can move away from something I don't like.
• 2:07:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, but it's it was.
• 2:08:00
  Testecleese: No! No! Hold up! Hold up!
• 2:08:01
  El Guapo: No.
• 2:08:02
  Testecleese: Far enough away to be like 3 European nations, but still be in the United States, not just at the same region of the United States.
• 2:08:09
  Testecleese: This is the blessing you got with being born here. They don't. Oh, except
• 2:08:14
  Testecleese: greatest nation on the planet. It's enormous. We're allowed to have different opinions. And we have ocean privilege. Yeah.
• 2:08:19
  El Guapo: This is England, 2,000 year history blue almost
• 2:08:23
  El Guapo: the second, 3, rd second, longer history, besides China and Japan. And of course they're gonna stand fire and fight, you know.
• 2:08:34
  El Guapo: political wise, not literally a fight you know about.
• 2:08:38
  El Guapo: And I think they need to close the border like if they get still control. What's going on over there in England? They need to close the border for at least 150 to 100 years to like self,
• 2:08:49
  El Guapo: you know, repopulate themselves. And just
• 2:08:53
  El Guapo: English is not going to be England, and with this we do. We we love. We owe to England the car, which is almost like the footprint for the fucking constitution and stuff like that.
• 2:09:07
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 2:09:08
  Ron Pascoe: The same things happen here in Australia. This is what it's pretty hard. You guys got a lot going on. You probably don't realize what's happening in the rest of the world.
• 2:09:15
  Ron Pascoe: especially in English.
• 2:09:16
  Testecleese: Paying attention, trust me.
• 2:09:18
  Ron Pascoe: We've got. We've got analytics.
• 2:09:21
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we've got our Federal election coming up in a few weeks time.
• 2:09:25
  Ron Pascoe: and the biggest problem is in Australia at the moment. We've just allowed 700,000 people. The number's not much here. Guys.
• 2:09:32
  Testecleese: Gone!
• 2:09:32
  Ron Pascoe: But a population of 25 million.
• 2:09:34
  Ron Pascoe: It's it's big numbers, you know what I mean. We just left 7 700,000 immigrants in
• 2:09:40
  Ron Pascoe: to the country, and we've got 122,000 people homeless.
• 2:09:45
  El Guapo: It doesn't make sense.
• 2:09:46
  Testecleese: So right there you wouldn't have any homeless. You had these people not showed up.
• 2:09:51
  Ron Pascoe: And the Labor Party, which is like the Democrat party, want to allow another 1 point something 1 million people in over the next 3 years.
• 2:09:57
  Testecleese: Well, here's the problem. I genuinely infrastructure.
• 2:10:01
  Ron Pascoe: Our infrastructure is bursting at the seams.
• 2:10:03
  Testecleese: Well, the thing is, white people aren't reproducing right now. I don't know if you've noticed this.
• 2:10:09
  Testecleese: but they're not.
• 2:10:10
  Ron Pascoe: So.
• 2:10:11
  Testecleese: Replenishing the population. This is an argument I got into with
• 2:10:14
  Ron Pascoe: Seem to go in their own selfish ways.
• 2:10:16
  Testecleese: Brian, not Sean's mother.
• 2:10:18
  Testecleese: I got in an argument with her online about social security. I paid into it. I you know I deserve it, Yada Yada, I was like, yes, yes, I am not disagreeing with you, but it's a Ponzi scheme, and she went off on me
• 2:10:31
  Testecleese: like it's a literal Ponzi scheme for every one person collecting social security benefits. You need 2 and a half more people moving into the workforce. It. It literally has to grow like a pyramid right.
• 2:10:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:10:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:10:41
  Testecleese: And that's why we're inviting all of these foreign nationals into our nation for so long is because we replenish the work population. Because because you told young Betty that she's a boss bitch and doesn't need to have kids until she's 45, and then she turns 45 and realizes she already went through menopause and can't have babies, you know.
• 2:11:04
  Testecleese: I mean shit. I own I had 2 kids that that's replenishment that's not expanding at all.
• 2:11:10
  Ron Pascoe: You should you worship 2.5 should be 2.5 to the government, one for the government.
• 2:11:19
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, what for the government.
• 2:11:22
  Testecleese: Republicans are reproducing at a faster rate, which will explain why Gen. Alpha is so right leaning right now.
• 2:11:28
  El Guapo: Hmm, okay.
• 2:11:32
  Ron Pascoe: I think, yeah.
• 2:11:32
  Testecleese: Well, they're being raised by Republicans.
• 2:11:35
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, or or there could be, like every generation, rebels against the status quo.
• 2:11:43
  El Guapo: and the start.
• 2:11:44
  Testecleese: Which was Joe Biden and the Democrats.
• 2:11:46
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 2:11:46
  Testecleese: So long.
• 2:11:47
  El Guapo: Yeah. So like, you know what? I don't like this deal. And they're getting red peel
• 2:11:53
  El Guapo: without the Internet. And we're both at their own.
• 2:11:57
  Testecleese: Back on the trend. Stuff for a minute. Here.
• 2:11:59
  El Guapo: -Oh, okay.
• 2:12:00
  Ron Pascoe: I think in certain demographics, too, you know, like people are turning away from the Democrats because you look at the Latino family, set up a lot of the Latinos like it's starting from the parents going down the kids. Now
• 2:12:13
  Ron Pascoe: they're starting to turn away from the Democrats. They're starting to see what they really like.
• 2:12:17
  Testecleese: Oh, yes, very much, and.
• 2:12:21
  Ron Pascoe: Now the children are picking up on that.
• 2:12:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:12:25
  Ron Pascoe: And and think of this.
• 2:12:27
  Testecleese: Who is the most famous on the planet, grabbing.
• 2:12:31
  Ron Pascoe: Trump.
• 2:12:32
  Testecleese: No, no.
• 2:12:32
  Ron Pascoe: He's more fun. Have it!
• 2:12:33
  Testecleese: No, no! No! For having too many children.
• 2:12:36
  El Guapo: Pardon me.
• 2:12:37
  Ron Pascoe: Okay? Bye.
• 2:12:38
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, I was gonna say, Catholics.
• 2:12:40
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 2:12:41
  Testecleese: General, but Catholics right.
• 2:12:42
  El Guapo: Yeah. The Catholics do.
• 2:12:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, they'll have 9 kids because they don't believe in birth control. Right?
• 2:12:49
  El Guapo: I think they do, but they don't believe in abortion.
• 2:12:54
  Testecleese: They don't believe in abortion. But an Iud.
• 2:12:57
  Testecleese: it's the same idea as an abortion the way it works.
• 2:13:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't know.
• 2:13:02
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 2:13:03
  Testecleese: Well it. It prevents a fertilized egg from implanting on the uterine wall already been.
• 2:13:11
  El Guapo: I think I don't know. I think the captain show would be more against the plan, B. Than the I.
• 2:13:16
  Testecleese: Although they far they are far more against Plan B. But the Iud intrauterine device.
• 2:13:24
  Testecleese: Prevents the
• 2:13:25
  El Guapo: Act for B.
• 2:13:26
  Testecleese: Fertilized egg after conception.
• 2:13:29
  El Guapo: Ask.
• 2:13:30
  Testecleese: So embedding. Once you fertilize the egg. That's conception.
• 2:13:33
  El Guapo: Oh, okay, so is that.
• 2:13:35
  Testecleese: Mayonnaise, mix.
• 2:13:35
  El Guapo: I thought that was prevent before.
• 2:13:38
  Testecleese: No, and no, exactly so. It's fertilized. It's you have conception. You have new DNA, but it prevents the uterine lining from accepting.
• 2:13:47
  El Guapo: I was like I.
• 2:13:48
  Testecleese: All of them.
• 2:13:49
  El Guapo: Like a goalkeeper for.
• 2:13:50
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly.
• 2:13:51
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 2:13:51
  Testecleese: And versus like the pill which tricks your body into thinking pregnant. So you don't ovulate.
• 2:13:58
  El Guapo: Oh, it's kicking What is it?
• 2:14:01
  Testecleese: Or you can't.
• 2:14:02
  El Guapo: Menstrual cycle kick in the menstrual cycle. So you flushed it out.
• 2:14:07
  Testecleese: The pill doesn't do that. It actually prevents fertilization from happening.
• 2:14:10
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 2:14:11
  Ron Pascoe: After pill. The after pill does, but.
• 2:14:13
  El Guapo: Plan, b.
• 2:14:13
  Testecleese: Morning after pill typically kills the fertilized embryo.
• 2:14:18
  Ron Pascoe: Gets rid of it, kicks it out.
• 2:14:20
  El Guapo: I thought my information was Plan B was the. It kicks, kicks into your menstrual cycle. That's why it does.
• 2:14:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, you have a fertilized ovum.
• 2:14:32
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:14:33
  Testecleese: And it goes.
• 2:14:33
  El Guapo: Because, okay, okay, let me ask you this, let me ask you this, how? From from sex to federalization, how long does it take to travel to Europe?
• 2:14:42
  Testecleese: Up to 3 days to find an A.
• 2:14:44
  El Guapo: So if you got if you get Plan B, that means before.
• 2:14:51
  Testecleese: Possibly, but it might already be fertilized. And now you went and did something to don't believe
• 2:14:58
  Testecleese: killing a human.
• 2:14:58
  El Guapo: Originally had sex. On Friday night you got to Monday to take the after pill before insemination, before.
• 2:15:04
  El Guapo: No, no.
• 2:15:05
  Testecleese: Possibly, but in the fertilization might have happened in an hour and a half.
• 2:15:11
  El Guapo: So that you're assuming can be that quick to reach out fucking neuters.
• 2:15:15
  Testecleese: You just have to find the well, the uterus, is it.
• 2:15:19
  El Guapo: To find.
• 2:15:20
  Testecleese: The uterus is at the other side of the cervix dude.
• 2:15:23
  Brian McFadden: I'm sorry. I'm a little bit confused right now.
• 2:15:26
  El Guapo: So yeah, like for this for sex to find the egg usually take like 72 h.
• 2:15:32
  Testecleese: Up to up to up to 70 h, but he could be a half
• 2:15:36
  Testecleese: hour if it was right. There.
• 2:15:38
  El Guapo: If it's right.
• 2:15:38
  Ron Pascoe: But you know what plant sees for, say, sex.
• 2:15:42
  El Guapo: Was the app.
• 2:15:43
  Testecleese: You mentioned.
• 2:15:43
  Ron Pascoe: Make sure you make sure your husband's your neighbor's husband's just going to work instead of just coming home from work.
• 2:15:50
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:15:52
  Brian McFadden: So you what do you think is your brother and your dad gonna be voting for the Miss Main contest?
• 2:16:00
  Testecleese: Oh, my! My brother and father live in Vermont! But.
• 2:16:03
  Brian McFadden: Oh, sorry I was. I was.
• 2:16:05
  Testecleese: They do border, that would be.
• 2:16:08
  Brian McFadden: I won't be voting, or Bill Belichick, or the other person. It's.
• 2:16:13
  Testecleese: Well, 1st of all, you see, Bill Belichick is everyone who Bill Belichick is.
• 2:16:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. 74 years old.
• 2:16:19
  Testecleese: Well, he nfl coach of all time.
• 2:16:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:16:24
  Testecleese: How many super bowls did he win with the New England patriots.
• 2:16:26
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 2:16:27
  El Guapo: 7.
• 2:16:28
  Testecleese: 6 or 7, like.
• 2:16:29
  Brian McFadden: Now he's gonna win 5 more in a row.
• 2:16:31
  Brian McFadden: Champions at Unc.
• 2:16:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:16:36
  El Guapo: And he's winning a life. You see, his hot girlfriend.
• 2:16:40
  Testecleese: Yeah. And now she's gonna compete in a beauty contest against a trans dude in Maine.
• 2:16:46
  El Guapo: Dude. That's he's gonna win it because everybody's gonna both.
• 2:16:51
  Brian McFadden: I'll.
• 2:16:51
  El Guapo: Because of Belichick.
• 2:16:52
  Brian McFadden: The guy. The the guy applied for the contest before Trump put out his executive order, so.
• 2:17:01
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:17:02
  Testecleese: Alright, I mean I I understand grand.
• 2:17:05
  Brian McFadden: And this is me.
• 2:17:06
  El Guapo: No! Hold on!
• 2:17:07
  Brian McFadden: Saying they're not following the rules at all.
• 2:17:09
  El Guapo: Hold on! Hold on!
• 2:17:09
  Brian McFadden: The Department of Justice is suing the State of Maine because of this shit.
• 2:17:15
  El Guapo: No, no, that!
• 2:17:15
  Ron Pascoe: Your name.
• 2:17:16
  El Guapo: Is it school related? I don't know.
• 2:17:20
  Testecleese: Private.
• 2:17:21
  Brian McFadden: Beauty. It's a beauty contest for.
• 2:17:24
  Testecleese: Think.
• 2:17:24
  El Guapo: Chapter 9.
• 2:17:25
  Testecleese: Do what they want.
• 2:17:25
  Brian McFadden: It's something like it's something like trump used to run.
• 2:17:30
  Testecleese: Miss America, Miss Universe.
• 2:17:31
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:17:33
  El Guapo: But this doesn't.
• 2:17:34
  Testecleese: Private thing they could. They could they want.
• 2:17:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't care whatever they they do, whatever they want to do. I don't care.
• 2:17:41
  Testecleese: You want to let a dude in with an Adam's apple and stubble, as the pretty lady.
• 2:17:45
  El Guapo: Remember, the apple leads to the banana.
• 2:17:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was hungry.
• 2:17:52
  Testecleese: Pay for that one dude.
• 2:17:56
  Testecleese: Let's be real. Let's be a hundred percent fair here. Right?
• 2:18:01
  Testecleese: Do you think Blaire white could win a beauty, competition.
• 2:18:04
  El Guapo: I don't know. Who's that?
• 2:18:06
  Testecleese: Oh, really.
• 2:18:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:18:08
  Testecleese: Hillary White is a very famous trans youtuber male boy to girl.
• 2:18:15
  Testecleese: but actually like went through with it like, did the surgeries.
• 2:18:21
  Testecleese: everything the hormones actually looks like a beautiful woman, and I'm going to admit it makes me feel very uncomfortable looking at this person.
• 2:18:30
  Brian McFadden: Does she look like the Victoria's secret cover photo.
• 2:18:34
  Testecleese: I don't know honestly, but no.
• 2:18:37
  Brian McFadden: The new, the one we got in trouble for.
• 2:18:40
  Testecleese: Oh, that was no, that was the one with down syndrome dude.
• 2:18:42
  Brian McFadden: Hold on!
• 2:18:43
  El Guapo: You used to be a football player.
• 2:18:45
  Testecleese: No, no, no, Blair, not Blair. White.
• 2:18:48
  El Guapo: Blair, white.
• 2:18:48
  Testecleese: LAIB LAIR e space white.
• 2:18:53
  Brian McFadden: Like the Blair Witch project.
• 2:18:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, no, this is gonna be nuts, because Guapo's gonna be like, that's a dude.
• 2:19:03
  Testecleese: I see. Look at the.
• 2:19:04
  Brian McFadden: He's like dead.
• 2:19:06
  El Guapo: That's a dude that makes you feel uncomfortable.
• 2:19:09
  Brian McFadden: I may. I may be home or do I don't know.
• 2:19:12
  Brian McFadden: I just.
• 2:19:14
  El Guapo: Dude, like dude.
• 2:19:15
  Testecleese: Go if I didn't know better.
• 2:19:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, I would like, keep that shit a secret.
• 2:19:22
  Testecleese: You can pass.
• 2:19:24
  El Guapo: Make it bad.
• 2:19:27
  Testecleese: No, exactly, though it's like well, then, again, that's the people that are actually putting in there. And Blair might actually be able to win a beauty, contest right.
• 2:19:32
  El Guapo: Hmm!
• 2:19:34
  El Guapo: You have that.
• 2:19:34
  Testecleese: Wa-pow!
• 2:19:35
  El Guapo: I clear.
• 2:19:38
  Testecleese: You don't think, Meghan went.
• 2:19:39
  El Guapo: Sexuality is a dialect I don't know.
• 2:19:41
  Testecleese: Hey? You can admit you can admit a man is a.
• 2:19:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, he.
• 2:19:44
  Testecleese: Without being.
• 2:19:45
  El Guapo: He do what he did? She did his her job. You know what good for her, you know.
• 2:19:51
  Testecleese: It's funny, because Blair White, as far right as our dirty tranny friend Claire.
• 2:19:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:19:58
  Testecleese: No like. This is what she does. Blair is go on. And like, you guys are fucking stupid. It's like, Yeah, I identify as a woman I live as a woman, but I still have Xy chromosome I was like, if I don't take this medication every day I grow a fucking beard, you know.
• 2:20:18
  Ron Pascoe: And that's 1 good reason about the army, isn't it? Sort of like your Defence force is about
• 2:20:22
  Ron Pascoe: what Trump's trying to do. There.
• 2:20:24
  Testecleese: Yeah. And the judge who came in, and it was like, no, the Constitution says all people are created equal, and that means all. 1st of all, it doesn't say all people are created equal. It says all men are created equal. So if we're going to quote it, let's quote it.
• 2:20:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:20:37
  Testecleese: And of all you said, if all means, all.
• 2:20:40
  El Guapo: Yeah. Oh, maybe clue would be any woman, too. So.
• 2:20:43
  Testecleese: No, no! Well, what about the schizophrenic paraplegic? Should they be in the Marine Corps?
• 2:20:50
  El Guapo: No.
• 2:20:51
  Testecleese: No. And why not? Because they're not qualified to do the job right.
• 2:20:56
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah percent.
• 2:20:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like 42 things in the Dsm 5, that prohibit you from joining the service. And then, like another 1,000 things medically, like flat-footedness.
• 2:21:09
  Brian McFadden: What can you?
• 2:21:09
  Brian McFadden: You're moving.
• 2:21:10
  Testecleese: Diabetes.
• 2:21:11
  Brian McFadden: What keeps you from becoming an astronaut.
• 2:21:15
  Ron Pascoe: Got to actually go into space.
• 2:21:18
  Testecleese: Well, technically speaking, they went into space according.
• 2:21:23
  Testecleese: It's only right in terms of what we all agree is, but thing is
• 2:21:28
  Testecleese: what's her name! Oh, my God! I.
• 2:21:30
  Brian McFadden: Katy, Perry.
• 2:21:30
  Testecleese: Her name? No, the the black reporter, Lady.
• 2:21:34
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I know what you're talking about.
• 2:21:36
  Ron Pascoe: What kill no Kelly, something killy.
• 2:21:40
  Testecleese: Kellyanne. No, not Kellyanne Conway. Oh, my God!
• 2:21:42
  Ron Pascoe: Gina Gina Killian grace.
• 2:21:45
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:21:46
  Brian McFadden: Gail, okay.
• 2:21:48
  Testecleese: God.
• 2:21:49
  Ron Pascoe: But.
• 2:21:51
  Testecleese: He was all butters like they're not treat me like I'm an astronaut. They can't. They said I was. I took a ride. I was like you did take a ride, you went on an amusement park right.
• 2:21:58
  Brian McFadden: It was 11 min journey.
• 2:22:01
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong.
• 2:22:01
  Ron Pascoe: An uber ride.
• 2:22:03
  Testecleese: I bet it was fucking awesome right.
• 2:22:05
  Brian McFadden: Perry even sang while the thing was going on.
• 2:22:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, but we're.
• 2:22:10
  Ron Pascoe: Thank you.
• 2:22:10
  Testecleese: Perry song. It was a Louis Armstrong song.
• 2:22:13
  Ron Pascoe: It was an Uber ride.
• 2:22:16
  Brian McFadden: But even if we do, out of nowhere.
• 2:22:19
  Testecleese: But I would I would pay a ton of money to go on that I would pay to go on that ride, too, wouldn't you?
• 2:22:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, if I had the money.
• 2:22:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, we'll get to that in a minute. Trust me right after this next thing. I'm gonna blow a hole in the door thing. But there's other stuff that agrees with that theory.
• 2:22:35
  Testecleese: But Katy Perry, apparently pissed off.
• 2:22:44
  Testecleese: The people in the shuttle with her, were pissed off because she kept singing, breaking into song.
• 2:22:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:22:49
  Testecleese: But it wasn't a Katy Perry song.
• 2:22:51
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:22:52
  Testecleese: It was an old Louis Armstrong song.
• 2:22:54
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 2:22:55
  Testecleese: I don't know if you guys remember the name.
• 2:22:56
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! You do know who Louis Armstrong is.
• 2:22:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:23:00
  Ron Pascoe: Okay.
• 2:23:00
  Testecleese: What a wonderful world!
• 2:23:02
  El Guapo: What a wonderful world!
• 2:23:05
  Testecleese: He wasn't saying.
• 2:23:07
  Ron Pascoe: Is it growing from other.
• 2:23:08
  El Guapo: Now we.
• 2:23:09
  Ron Pascoe: Is. Is she got a deep voice like that? Now we have to question Carrie.
• 2:23:15
  Brian McFadden: Which.
• 2:23:16
  Ron Pascoe: Taken it? Was she taking.
• 2:23:18
  Brian McFadden: Probably change it like they do. The star sprinkled banner, you know, to make it fit their their knees.
• 2:23:24
  Testecleese: Thing is, Louis Armstrong was one of the greatest like not was it 19 fifties? Jazz musicians, those very, very black.
• 2:23:31
  Ron Pascoe: Even earlier.
• 2:23:33
  Brian McFadden: It might have been earlier, it might have been earlier, but
• 2:23:35
  Brian McFadden: said he was. The song was popular in the forties.
• 2:23:39
  Testecleese: Okay, I know who was in the movie. I know it was in the movie with whatever.
• 2:23:44
  Testecleese: What a wonderful life!
• 2:23:47
  Testecleese: What was the one when
• 2:23:49
  Testecleese: You wish Christmas didn't happen, or whatever or that they're crashing.
• 2:23:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, he would. The market was crashing, and he he worked. Oh, shit.
• 2:23:58
  Brian McFadden: Scrooge.
• 2:23:59
  Testecleese: No, it was black and white.
• 2:24:04
  Brian McFadden: Miracle on 31st Street.
• 2:24:06
  Testecleese: Price no way before that dude.
• 2:24:09
  Brian McFadden: It's a wonderful life.
• 2:24:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's a wonderful life.
• 2:24:13
  Testecleese: It's a 1, a great Christmas movie. You should watch that this year if you haven't seen it.
• 2:24:17
  Brian McFadden: Have they colorized it yet? I only watch colorized movies.
• 2:24:21
  Testecleese: I don't think you're allowed to say colored anymore.
• 2:24:24
  Ron Pascoe: Didn't like that.
• 2:24:25
  Testecleese: You are because people of color now, isn't it? How is that? Not the same thing as colored people?
• 2:24:31
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, she kept singing. What a wonderful world. And they're like, stop singing this cool.
• 2:24:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay.
• 2:24:43
  Testecleese: Oh, God.
• 2:24:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, the conspiracy theorists are out in force. They're saying that they never even went in space.
• 2:24:52
  Testecleese: Okay. Now, this is what repeat offender brought up with the door.
• 2:24:58
  Testecleese: It's a pressurized capsule right.
• 2:25:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:25:01
  Testecleese: To have to have pressure in space.
• 2:25:05
  Testecleese: The door only opens outwards, which is why someone has to show up with a tool to unmark it
• 2:25:11
  Testecleese: unless you're Katy Perry. Yes, hold on! Hold on!
• 2:25:15
  Brian McFadden: She's got the skills and the muscle.
• 2:25:18
  Testecleese: Hold on!
• 2:25:19
  El Guapo: Whoop out the card!
• 2:25:21
  Brian McFadden: I think she's using. Discover now.
• 2:25:23
  El Guapo: The deep voice came back, and, Hey, let me get out of here.
• 2:25:28
  Testecleese: Well since 1991
• 2:25:31
  Testecleese: Apollo, 2 Mission, where all the astronauts burned alive inside the capsule because of a fire.
• 2:25:39
  Testecleese: There is now a regulation that you must be able to open these doors from the inside within a minute.
• 2:25:45
  Testecleese: So this is a long time ago.
• 2:25:48
  Testecleese: This is this is a national policy. Not just NASA. Like, if you're gonna do a shuttle thing in the United States, it must be openable from the inside in case of emergency from the inside.
• 2:26:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:26:01
  Testecleese: That being said, it takes a while to go through the whole process and do it
• 2:26:05
  Testecleese: because it's pressurized, and if the
• 2:26:08
  Testecleese: thing is, the door should still open outward, not inward, right.
• 2:26:12
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 2:26:14
  Testecleese: If it opens inward, and then you have the pressure of the atmosphere. Smack it against you. That doors can come smacking in and hit you like the boom on a sailboat when you're coming about right.
• 2:26:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that happens.
• 2:26:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know the wife still pitches about it. It's hilarious.
• 2:26:30
  Testecleese: but I have better evidence for you as to why these guys never actually went into space. And no, they did not achieve orbit, but a better reason why they didn't achieve didn't actually do this. There were no scorch marks on the shuttle.
• 2:26:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, from phone back to earth.
• 2:26:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, because they didn't go to high.
• 2:26:49
  Brian McFadden: They got special paint.
• 2:26:50
  Testecleese: They take special pay. Are you fucking Elon Musk's shuttle that just came back was all burned up, and you said they didn't go that high, they still technically left the Earth's atmosphere, which is beyond
• 2:27:02
  Testecleese: wherever. So you're still going to hit terminal velocity.
• 2:27:06
  Testecleese: Smashing through the oxygen of the atmosphere, and it's going to scorch shit on the as the the.
• 2:27:13
  Brian McFadden: Well, maybe maybe the design of the capsule
• 2:27:17
  Brian McFadden: it's aerodynamics makes it so. The scorch marks don't show up.
• 2:27:22
  Testecleese: The last thing you want is aerodynamic. How do you slow down? If it's aerodynamic.
• 2:27:28
  Ron Pascoe: Check out. Another thing, too, lads, check out the window spaces from the outside and have a look at the images from the inside of the
• 2:27:36
  Ron Pascoe: of the capsule completely 2 different spaces apart. Window, wise.
• 2:27:42
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:27:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, I like, if you go.
• 2:27:45
  Testecleese: Real or not, I'm just. It was a giant publicity stunt, and the opening the door early.
• 2:27:50
  Brian McFadden: All female crew.
• 2:27:52
  Testecleese: Was because the women couldn't handle sitting in that hot capsule.
• 2:27:56
  Testecleese: And so they opened the door to let.
• 2:27:58
  Brian McFadden: Ground because they've been around so long.
• 2:28:01
  Testecleese: It landed. It landed on the ground, not in the water too.
• 2:28:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, because you never know if we're gonna fail now, is that even a thing.
• 2:28:08
  Testecleese: Good question, but apparently they land on the ground now, not in the ocean, because that isn't that what you do? Because it's less hard.
• 2:28:14
  El Guapo: Oh, you never know where it's gonna land. You don't wanna land on somebody's house or something.
• 2:28:19
  El Guapo: anyways, let me ask you this, if you go to space. Don't you usually wear helmets or something? Because you never know.
• 2:28:26
  Testecleese: If you're gonna do that, you'd have to have a whole suit on the whole time. So like, no, the guys in the I.
• 2:28:31
  Brian McFadden: This is this is the Tourist Mission.
• 2:28:33
  El Guapo: No, just tourists. Oh, so you get tight skinned fucking suits and stuff showing your titties. Yeah.
• 2:28:38
  Testecleese: Well, the tight skin suit is just for blood.
• 2:28:40
  El Guapo: No, but you know, believe it, you know.
• 2:28:43
  Testecleese: Well, no, because that actually undoes the whole point of the tight suit. If you go ahead and unzip it right.
• 2:28:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's like a snake suit for it. But I
• 2:28:51
  El Guapo: because if let's suppose you go up to space, you never know what's going to happen. You wear a helmet, so protect you from Burns, or something like that.
• 2:28:58
  Testecleese: Well, no! No!
• 2:28:59
  El Guapo: Just like radiation, basically too.
• 2:29:02
  Ron Pascoe: They're flying on a phallic symbol. They don't need a helmet.
• 2:29:06
  Testecleese: But the guys in the Iss, where the guys in the iss?
• 2:29:10
  Testecleese: No, no, with the cop would they go in and out, transit? In and out. They have to wear helmet.
• 2:29:14
  Testecleese: Oh, coming back down.
• 2:29:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, no, you're right.
• 2:29:17
  Testecleese: You're right, technically, especially.
• 2:29:18
  Brian McFadden: It wouldn't mess up.
• 2:29:19
  El Guapo: Were you a pilot?
• 2:29:20
  El Guapo: No, you still have to wear a helmet because you still you you know your oxygen and stuff like.
• 2:29:26
  Ron Pascoe: Your hair when your hair rise, when you hear Silicon.
• 2:29:32
  Testecleese: That's what got me, too, is like. Oh, we saw them in 0 gravity. I was like, you can do that in an airplane from like 10,000 feet by simply
• 2:29:41
  Testecleese: Wallace.
• 2:29:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:29:43
  Testecleese: And then you float inside the capsule inside the plane, because the plane's moving down as fast as you are right.
• 2:29:50
  Brian McFadden: They didn't release that video until after the plane after the Orbiter was on the ground.
• 2:29:56
  Brian McFadden: They didn't have live video in there.
• 2:29:58
  Testecleese: Of course not.
• 2:30:00
  Testecleese: And did you hear them all screaming like a bunch of bitches?
• 2:30:04
  El Guapo: Because there are, which is.
• 2:30:07
  Testecleese: And then Katy Perry. She was technically in space for 11.
• 2:30:10
  Ron Pascoe: You're welcome.
• 2:30:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, but no, she gets out, kisses the ground.
• 2:30:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she was gone forever.
• 2:30:18
  Testecleese: God. I went to sea for 8 months. I spent 6 months at sea without port visits.
• 2:30:23
  Testecleese: I didn't kiss the earth when I got actually know what I did. I wobbled around all funny for about 15 min, because I couldn't get my land legs back. And you know what I'm talking about. Don't you.
• 2:30:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:30:36
  Testecleese: The ground's not moving back and forth all the time. This is weird, just it's your
• 2:30:44
  Testecleese: she kissed the ground I was like, oh, I want to slap you so hard.
• 2:30:48
  Ron Pascoe: Thought it was the same from the Thunderbirds.
• 2:30:50
  El Guapo: I was about to compare it to the Pope, but the Pope is just blessed. The country he's landing on like. Hey! Look! There's on the Pope.
• 2:30:56
  Testecleese: So that's the Pope. Yeah.
• 2:30:57
  El Guapo: Yeah. He like he was blessed in the country he's laying. He's on it, you know, but that's different.
• 2:31:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. Versus. Oh, I missed Earth.
• 2:31:05
  El Guapo: I miss her so much for 4 min.
• 2:31:07
  El Guapo: and she you saw the interview she likes high on fucking acid dude like whatever you are.
• 2:31:14
  Testecleese: Was like. They don't say the men went on a ride. He's like no, because they operate the fucking vessel.
• 2:31:19
  El Guapo: Alright. Let me ask you.
• 2:31:20
  Testecleese: Went? And did science experiments look with them? There were astronauts.
• 2:31:25
  Testecleese: How is that?
• 2:31:25
  Testecleese: An astronaut.
• 2:31:26
  El Guapo: Let's say, for instance, I fixed my brakes on my vehicle like I changed the path and everything. Hey, man, I'm going for a ride, just to make sure this shit works. You want to go ride with me like, yeah, sure, whatever we go for a ride.
• 2:31:38
  Testecleese: I got help.
• 2:31:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know, we go for stupid little business like that. We don't say, let's go for a test fucking. No, let's go for a ride. See if this shit works.
• 2:31:45
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:31:46
  El Guapo: Because before I need it for the day I go to work. I don't want to find out. This day is not working on the day. I gotta go to work.
• 2:31:52
  Testecleese: Thing is, they didn't do the repairs to do the ride, they went on the roller coaster. Yeah. Someone else is doing the maintenance and all.
• 2:31:59
  Testecleese: Man, man.
• 2:32:01
  El Guapo: Muscle than man.
• 2:32:03
  Testecleese: Most of them. Yes, but I will say that there are a lot of women involved in our space program, and.
• 2:32:09
  El Guapo: Not a lot of stem cells. Not that many, but there are a few. Yeah.
• 2:32:12
  Testecleese: No, no, no, not necessarily going into space. We have a handful.
• 2:32:15
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, no. Astronaut. Yeah. We got astronaut. Yes, we got astronaut females. Yes, the smart females.
• 2:32:20
  Testecleese: They go through that.
• 2:32:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:32:22
  Testecleese: There were a whole bunch of actual women.
• 2:32:24
  Testecleese: The moon landing. All they did was sit there with a paper and pencil and crunch numbers. So they knew how much fuel to put in the fuel tank and stuff. Yeah, I mean.
• 2:32:33
  Ron Pascoe: So you, you lads, are still overlooking 2 valuable things. Out of all this
• 2:32:38
  Ron Pascoe: one it was the most expensive Uber ride.
• 2:32:43
  Ron Pascoe: 2. They're full of female drivers, and they still had a crash. Leaning.
• 2:32:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. And well, I mean, and also think of a booby bounce with 0 gravity.
• 2:32:55
  El Guapo: Wait, hold on! This is like silica, like
• 2:32:57
  El Guapo: if you go to 0 gravity, the silicon.
• 2:33:02
  El Guapo: I don't know how many of they got silica brass implants.
• 2:33:05
  Testecleese: Are you trying to think of it? It expands and pops like.
• 2:33:08
  El Guapo: Because that, you know. That's why you got a lot of the chips to come with a lot of extra air, because that happened to a truck driver, went into like high altitude all the chips pop, and that's why they put a little bit extra air on the.
• 2:33:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not sure about all that. I've heard of a single case where they had with silicon implants on a plane. But there was something wrong with the implants done. It sounds like you're talking about decompression, sickness
• 2:33:32
  Testecleese: like the bend.
• 2:33:33
  El Guapo: Lack of lack of pressure. It would actually spend the press in the.
• 2:33:37
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, hold on! Hold on! Hold on, then! Why doesn't that happen to the nitrogen in your blood going into orbit like it does, coming up from the bottom of the ocean too quickly.
• 2:33:49
  El Guapo: No, because it's less pressure. You're right. I can see that you go from 0 graphs, from one G to
• 2:33:56
  El Guapo: 0 choice.
• 2:33:57
  Testecleese: Geez! That's only.
• 2:33:58
  El Guapo: Yeah. But when you go from 5 5G's to like 0, g, yeah.
• 2:34:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, you gotta take your time, and you gotta do the the up and down and.
• 2:34:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, from deep water, not from one to 0.
• 2:34:13
  El Guapo: But if we're going for 5.
• 2:34:14
  Testecleese: Any. In case, anyone doesn't understand what we're talking about, because I'm
• 2:34:18
  Testecleese: I'm very happy. Someone knew what it was.
• 2:34:20
  Testecleese: Decompression, sickness, or the bends
• 2:34:23
  Testecleese: is. You dive down deep, and the nitrogen bubbles in your blood compress, but nitrogen expands and contracts at a different rate than like everything else.
• 2:34:33
  Testecleese: so it's not a big deal when it contracts, but it slowly swells back out when you stay at the same depth, the same pressure.
• 2:34:41
  Testecleese: and if you go up too quickly to less pressure. The nitrogen expands
• 2:34:47
  Testecleese: and basically basically causes like a heart amputation where it's trying to compress gases instead of pumping your blood.
• 2:34:53
  El Guapo: Yeah. And then you get to a heart, and it'll just die.
• 2:34:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, then your heart stops. They'll put you in an iron lung to change the pressure on your body, to survive.
• 2:35:01
  Ron Pascoe: I'm missing.
• 2:35:02
  Testecleese: Crazy, so crazy, weird thing!
• 2:35:05
  Testecleese: I feel horrible for the 1st minute. Who found out this is a thing you know what I mean.
• 2:35:09
  El Guapo: But I was gonna say, but this is coming from 5G. To one g. 5, 1.
• 2:35:14
  Testecleese: Is, well, yeah.
• 2:35:15
  El Guapo: One, g, 2, 0.
• 2:35:17
  Testecleese: Well, maybe it's the same difference that you need.
• 2:35:19
  Testecleese: just because silicon expands differently, and by the.
• 2:35:22
  Ron Pascoe: It's been good. I've got to get back to work.
• 2:35:24
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 2:35:24
  Testecleese: Don't you.
• 2:35:25
  Ron Pascoe: They don't use like.
• 2:35:26
  Testecleese: Happy Author.
• 2:35:27
  Testecleese: Going by Bud.
• 2:35:28
  Ron Pascoe: Happy Easter lads, and all kettle catches next week.
• 2:35:31
  Testecleese: He's there.
• 2:35:33
  Ron Pascoe: No worries, lads, thanks a lot.
• 2:35:34
  El Guapo: Alright, no problem, man, enjoy your day.
• 2:35:37
  Testecleese: But but silicon expands differently. But that might be the same thing with nitrogen as it needs to be a bigger pressure difference to be an issue.
• 2:35:47
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:35:50
  Testecleese: Alright. Well.
• 2:35:51
  Testecleese: we don't do video on this anymore. But did you guys see the San Diego video which one you guys sent me? This one.
• 2:35:58
  El Guapo: The the zoo.
• 2:36:00
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:36:01
  El Guapo: Oh, the earthquake! Yeah. Did I send that? That was I thought it was in.
• 2:36:05
  Brian McFadden: I didn't send it. I don't think.
• 2:36:07
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, someone said it to me, I know that. But yeah, I watched the video. There's an earthquake in San Diego, and it was beautiful. What these elephants in the Zoo did.
• 2:36:18
  El Guapo: Yeah. The I guess the.
• 2:36:20
  Testecleese: Oh, good!
• 2:36:21
  El Guapo: No, I guess they get through the feet of the leg through the feet. They get a lot of sensory what's going on on earth.
• 2:36:27
  El Guapo: And that's what happened. They're like, hey? We don't know what's going on. We never! I don't know. So many air quakes and.
• 2:36:32
  Testecleese: Well. They had a natural reaction to this, and it was gorgeous. They they grabbed the babies.
• 2:36:38
  El Guapo: And to put in the mirrors.
• 2:36:39
  Testecleese: The middle, and then all of them backed up with their butts to the babies, facing out in a different direction, ready to face whatever threat was coming.
• 2:36:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:36:49
  Brian McFadden: Oh, wow!
• 2:36:50
  El Guapo: Because it could have been like, Hey, there's a stampede or something.
• 2:36:52
  Testecleese: Exactly, and I was like these elephants are ready fuck all of you. Meanwhile Covid happened here, and we sacrificed the young for the elderly, but these these older elephants are ready to die to protect the babies right.
• 2:37:06
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:37:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe we need some more Bushido code in here. The Japanese honor system.
• 2:37:15
  El Guapo: Oh, you hear about the old Japanese people actually happened.
• 2:37:18
  Testecleese: Kishima.
• 2:37:20
  El Guapo: No, the the is that the power plant they just cut out.
• 2:37:27
  Testecleese: Fukushima.
• 2:37:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, to turn it off. And you just die because I knew that like, Hey, this is on my end.
• 2:37:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. The the oldest people who were still capable went and fixed the problem.
• 2:37:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:37:38
  Testecleese: Because, hey, I've lived long enough, and you know I don't want to die, but my children need to live longer than I do.
• 2:37:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, sacrifice it all for the new. And that that's
• 2:37:48
  El Guapo: actually that's an assistant, too. That's why, you see, a lot of older people.
• 2:37:53
  El Guapo: They leave their house back in the day feudal Japan. They used to leave the house, and then, when they just die in somewhere.
• 2:37:59
  Testecleese: Like like a cat wants.
• 2:38:00
  El Guapo: We hear you.
• 2:38:01
  Testecleese: Just goes out in the woods, and hopes to get eaten by something right.
• 2:38:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:38:05
  Testecleese: But yeah, and it's the the way the Japanese do it, I think was, is totally correct.
• 2:38:11
  Testecleese: The elephants see the same thing, protect the young, because that's the future of the species
• 2:38:17
  Testecleese: versus. I don't want to die, I understand. I don't want to die either. Right?
• 2:38:21
  Testecleese: But would I rather die protecting my child, or watch my child die to protect my ass.
• 2:38:28
  El Guapo: Oh, well, nowadays everything's backwards. Selfishness, you know.
• 2:38:33
  Testecleese: No way I'm gonna let.
• 2:38:34
  Testecleese: I will go to prison for the rest of my life.
• 2:38:38
  Testecleese: I'll try not to. But.
• 2:38:41
  Testecleese: Because I mean, that's just same thing as missing my daughter or my daughter not having me. Yeah. But
• 2:38:47
  Testecleese: no.
• 2:38:48
  El Guapo: At least you give that chance to survive and live a life.
• 2:38:51
  Testecleese: But yeah, if it comes to an actual like, fight for our life.
• 2:38:57
  Testecleese: Ow!
• 2:38:57
  Testecleese: I'll do anything like, I said. I'll I will die before I let someone kill my child.
• 2:39:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:39:05
  Testecleese: And like, what am I passing on, if not my lineage? Right.
• 2:39:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:39:11
  Testecleese: And I'm not saying there's nothing else to pass on. But if I have my own DNA to pass on like that, that sounds more important to me than
• 2:39:19
  Testecleese: the study I did. You know what I mean.
• 2:39:23
  Testecleese: Or the repair I did, or how I saved the taxpayers. This much money, or how you know I was a hero in this conflict.
• 2:39:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:39:31
  Testecleese: That's great. That shit gets forgotten unless you are the greatest of the greatest in all time history.
• 2:39:38
  Testecleese: What we got like Washington, Franklin, Lincoln.
• 2:39:46
  Testecleese: How many other American Presidents can you think of that? Did something so amazing that they'll be remembered forever?
• 2:39:54
  El Guapo: Trump.
• 2:39:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, like.
• 2:39:58
  El Guapo: Like all this shit he went through just to get reelected.
• 2:40:00
  Testecleese: World history. How many names can you come up with someone who is truly great, like Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar.
• 2:40:08
  El Guapo: No.
• 2:40:11
  Testecleese: I mean, you could even go bad guys. Ho, Chi! Minh! Whole pot.
• 2:40:15
  Testecleese: Adolf Hitler.
• 2:40:18
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, that's that's less than a dozen names that are going to be remembered forever versus their gene. Everyone is related to Genghis Khan.
• 2:40:28
  El Guapo: Somehow. Yeah.
• 2:40:29
  Testecleese: Except for my wife.
• 2:40:31
  Testecleese: She got a DNA test done because she doesn't know her history past her parents.
• 2:40:36
  Testecleese: Turns out she's very, very no Slavic and Nazi.
• 2:40:47
  Brian McFadden: Which I thought interesting. Oh, that's a weird combination to have like. Why would they get together? And I was like, it wasn't consensual.
• 2:40:57
  Testecleese: She's like, what do you mean? I was like
• 2:41:00
  Testecleese: they're called Slavic. That's where the word slave comes from. The Nazis showed up. They weren't getting married. They were being raped.
• 2:41:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:41:10
  El Guapo: Talk about language. If you get you got a library card or something like that download lead child
• 2:41:19
  El Guapo: hero book.
• 2:41:21
  El Guapo: And you're gonna learn a lot of good new. The definition history of words and stuff like that
• 2:41:27
  El Guapo: is actually good. It's a short read, too. Audiobook is only like hour and a half.
• 2:41:33
  Testecleese: That's not bad at all.
• 2:41:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, it was like I was layering a lot of stuff at it like, Oh, shit! This is awesome dude.
• 2:41:39
  Brian McFadden: I can listen to it driving the taco bell.
• 2:41:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:41:42
  Testecleese: I just recently picked up my copy, re-picked up my copy of the Art of War.
• 2:41:48
  Testecleese: By sun, Tzu.
• 2:41:50
  El Guapo: How's that working out for Chinese.
• 2:41:52
  Testecleese: Oh, I I it's been translated.
• 2:41:55
  El Guapo: No, but I'm saying like, No, no, but I'm saying like they Hello!
• 2:41:59
  Testecleese: Like.
• 2:42:00
  El Guapo: Even before Genghis Khan, now.
• 2:42:03
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, but Sun Tzu also had the most advanced weaponry on the planet at the time.
• 2:42:08
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah. But how come? Chinese didn't use it to for the art to fight the Mongolian.
• 2:42:13
  Testecleese: Know better. They still had elephants on the battlefield when there were other nations, had tanks.
• 2:42:19
  El Guapo: Can you scan?
• 2:42:20
  El Guapo: You mean Alex.
• 2:42:21
  Testecleese: It's kind of the Chinese.
• 2:42:23
  El Guapo: No, I'm saying the Chinese had the elephants for the battlefield. How can they use against Genghis Khan?
• 2:42:30
  El Guapo: They were so scary.
• 2:42:31
  Testecleese: Had Khan had elephants, too.
• 2:42:34
  Testecleese: But anyway, Sun Tzu.
• 2:42:37
  Testecleese: On the art of war. I picked it up the other day, and I was like shit
• 2:42:41
  Testecleese: like this is gonna take me like
• 2:42:43
  Testecleese: 2 days of sitting down and reading. Yeah, like, not not 48 h, but like 2 days of my time actually reading. And if what you're saying is an hour and a half. I could do that in an afternoon. No problem in my hammock in the sun. You know what I mean.
• 2:42:55
  El Guapo: No, you're gonna like elite child, hero and.
• 2:42:59
  Testecleese: Send me a thing about it, you know.
• 2:43:01
  El Guapo: Alright, cool.
• 2:43:01
  Testecleese: Haven't look into it.
• 2:43:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's awesome, because
• 2:43:05
  El Guapo: Lee Chow is the one that came up the one that wrote the Jack Reacher series.
• 2:43:10
  Testecleese: Oh, dude! I'm loving the TV show.
• 2:43:12
  El Guapo: No, he, this book you're gonna you're gonna tell you why, how he came out with it.
• 2:43:16
  El Guapo: Guy reacher.
• 2:43:18
  Testecleese: And it's like.
• 2:43:19
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 2:43:20
  Brian McFadden: I think that's a.
• 2:43:23
  Testecleese: All right, if that's what. Now you're right, it's
• 2:43:26
  Testecleese: shit, dude. I even made it shorter than usual on purpose. So this didn't happen.
• 2:43:31
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:43:33
  Testecleese: I gotta get better. I'm gonna have to cut this down by an entire page, I think. Dude.
• 2:43:37
  Testecleese: Be easy to trim, though it should be easy to trim a lot of this
• 2:43:40
  Testecleese: auxiliary stuff. That's the same topic, but different different.
• 2:43:44
  El Guapo: You know what I mean?
• 2:43:46
  Testecleese: Or maybe just address him differently. But, Brian, dear God, for the love of God, please pinch this Turd off.
• 2:43:53
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 2:43:55
  El Guapo: We could use a bidet.