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I SPENT _400 ON THIS HOLIDAY MYSTERY BOX · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
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  Speaker 1: not a creature was stirring except for Selina Spookyboo because mystery, mystery, mystery.
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  Speaker 2: Before me do I have two giant bags from Timu? Yeah! Alright,
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  Speaker 2: we have a Santa Claus. Surprise, we're on theme. They've
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  Speaker 2: got something right. What do you do little Santa man?
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  Speaker 2: Get out of my way! Sorry guys. Close up. Do
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  Speaker 2: I look good? Juice in. Alright, just give him your face.
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  Speaker 2: Got the button right here. What do you do? Get it!
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. This alone is worth $ 300! Am I
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  Speaker 1: going to 100%.
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  Speaker 2: Sneak this into my local bar and put it on
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  Speaker 2: the bathroom sink. 1 million percent yes. Greatest Christmas gift ever.
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  Speaker 2: What do we have? Do we have a beret?
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  Speaker 1: I can't pull this off. My face is too round
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  Speaker 1: and I look like Lord Farquaad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you see it. No, that doesn't scream Christmas. What
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  Speaker 2: are you? Oh, it is a ketchup apron. Nope, ketchup
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  Speaker 2: with Jesus. Let us praise Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: And relish him, cause he loves me from my head
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  Speaker 1: to my toes.
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  Speaker 2: Ha! Ha!
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  Speaker 1: Ha!
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  Speaker 2: Bless thy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm having a good time. I feel like nothing's been
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  Speaker 1: really bad. I feel like I'm opening my stocking. So
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  Speaker 1: let's say this is a stocking from Tevin.
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  Speaker 2: They sent me a stocking that I totally didn't have
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  Speaker 2: to pay for.
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  Speaker 1: Oh!
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  Speaker 2: Look at this jumpsuit covered in thy Santas. Would I
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  Speaker 2: wear this?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Am I going to?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I will. I will! I promise. So many boxes.
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  Speaker 2: What is inside of you? Shall we be nervous? Is
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  Speaker 2: it a troll? No! Yes! Oh my god! The first
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  Speaker 2: thing that ever made me want a child.
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  Speaker 1: It's been- You smell like formaldehyde and poison.
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  Speaker 2: Look!
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  Speaker 3: This is my son. His name is Grinch. And I
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  Speaker 3: love him. And he loves me.
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  Speaker 2: I shouldn't be allowed to have these things. Why do
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  Speaker 2: you Velcro? I didn't paint his body. Now we know.
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  Speaker 2: The Grinch wasn't really green. He just was moldy. I
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  Speaker 2: love you forever. That's my promise to you. He's my
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  Speaker 2: little guy. Alright, what's next? Twat is my life. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I love this. Wait.
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  Speaker 1: See, I would absolutely wear this.
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  Speaker 2: I would deck the halls all night.
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  Speaker 1: And then deck the halls with bells of reindeers.
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  Speaker 2: That's not correct. But is... I've been up too late. Woo!
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  Speaker 1: Oh, gosh.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like it. I don't like the way it's looking.
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  Speaker 2: What is this, a bed bug? Who are you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh! Oh!
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I can reach all the way down inside of it. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I can be in there. Oh, I kind of like it.
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine you're on a plane and you just
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  Speaker 2: whip this out? Don't. Stop thinking like that. Stop. What
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  Speaker 2: are you? Two for two? You know what? It's okay.
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  Speaker 2: We got one. We don't need to overachieve. We just
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  Speaker 2: need to try to achieve. Next! This feels Christmas-y. Does
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  Speaker 2: it look good? I feel like we can style this.
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  Speaker 2: Progress report. It's an older code, Skipper. I can't make
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  Speaker 2: it out. You, hire Mamo. Can you read?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Phil can read, though. Phil?
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  Speaker 1: Hmm. Chip?
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  Speaker 2: Two? That ain't gonna fly. Rico!
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  Speaker 1: This is Asian one size.
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  Speaker 2: Probably not gonna fit me. I'm Asian double size. You
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  Speaker 2: just broke into the most acute facility in North America.
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  Speaker 2: What is this, bro? You know what that means? We're
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  Speaker 2: the elitist of the elite. Top shelf in the bureau.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Are you shitting me? Guys! We're gonna be a little tight.
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  Speaker 2: This is it. The mission we've been preparing for our
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  Speaker 2: entire lives. Oh, a penguin! Oh, that's disgusting!
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  Speaker 1: This is nice.
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  Speaker 2: Totally normal. And I like it. I'm your penguin friend. Don't, uh, don't, uh, panic, bitch! Bob. Abort! Dive, dive, dive!
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  Speaker 2: Keep giving me gifts! Is this what I think it is?
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  Speaker 2: Is this Cindy Lou Who? What? That's bananas. Where are
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  Speaker 2: you Christmas?
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  Speaker 3: Why can't I find you?
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  Speaker 1: Why have you gone away?
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  Speaker 2: I miss being five. Drives me to drink. Eggnog! I
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  Speaker 2: don't like that. You are not for Christmas, and you
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  Speaker 2: make me uncomfortable. Are you ready? What's that? What is this?
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  Speaker 1: It's plastic, and it's a, it's a Polish chicken cap.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick this in the ground and just trip
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  Speaker 1: Adam out. Trip him out to the next universe. What
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  Speaker 1: do we have inside this box?
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  Speaker 2: This tells the weather, doesn't it? It's a storm glass.
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  Speaker 1: Probably shouldn't have done that. But it's just, they're sticking
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  Speaker 1: up there. It doesn't seem right. sealed in an airtight
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  Speaker 1: glass container. The crystals were formed in different shapes according
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  Speaker 1: to temperature and weather. The principle of the storm glass
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  Speaker 1: in the 17th European contains a mixture of liquids of
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  Speaker 1: distilled water, alcohol, don't drink it.
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  Speaker 2: Don't drink this. You're not doing anything. You're just floating.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's forecasting anything right now, guys. What
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  Speaker 2: the heck? Oh my gosh. Look at it, it's a
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  Speaker 2: toilet paper roll. What it says? He sees you when
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  Speaker 2: you're pooping. He knows when you eat cheese. Your foot's
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  Speaker 2: on your squatty potty. Push real hard, please. You better
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  Speaker 2: not fart. You better not squirt. She's become unhinged. We
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  Speaker 2: have a box. The box says, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year.
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  Speaker 1: Did you think something was gonna pop out?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't, I just wanted to feel something. Yeah! Oh
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  Speaker 2: my gosh, okay, hold up!
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  Speaker 1: Chris and I were on tour for the movie, The
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  Speaker 1: House on Eden, which everyone's been asking about, and I
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  Speaker 1: promise sometime I'll have an announcement for you. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, she got gifted one of
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  Speaker 1: these pens By someone in the audience? Bro.
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  Speaker 2: I was so jealous, but look at the face on this. Yo,
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  Speaker 2: little boy. Sup, bro? That was rude. I like just
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  Speaker 2: being here with you guys because I feel really safe
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  Speaker 2: and I feel like you're my friends. Thanks for being
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  Speaker 2: my friends, guys. I like just hanging out with you
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  Speaker 2: guys in the middle of the night and playing with
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  Speaker 2: punchy pens. Safe place, so. I didn't fart at God.
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  Speaker 2: He's a tiny.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that. That is nice. Look at that.
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  Speaker 1: It's a phone- It doesn't make s- It doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 1: It's a Christmas tree inside a phone booth.
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  Speaker 2: But it's cute.
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  Speaker 1: Christmas doesn't have to make sense, alright? Christmas just has
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  Speaker 1: to make you feel good. Make you feel alive, make
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  Speaker 1: you feel happy. Our storm glass is actually starting to
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  Speaker 1: do something, which is pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: Snowy. Which it actually is, so... That's kinda nice. Whoa! Bye,
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  Speaker 2: Cindy Lou. We're here to party. And you know what
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  Speaker 2: I feel like? I feel like the Quanticopia in the
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  Speaker 2: Hunger Games. And these are full of tools and everyone's
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  Speaker 2: gonna come get the snacks. And I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 2: find off Peter and the girl. What is her name? Katniss.
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  Speaker 2: She's like cat piss. Okay, this was stuck to this,
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  Speaker 2: so we're gonna check this out first. Hey, sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I just need to see you a little better.
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  Speaker 2: Hey. My name's Greg. I feel like I'm too young
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  Speaker 2: for old Greg. Everybody talks about it. I need to
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  Speaker 2: look it up. What is this? Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: It's a game where you try to get the poops
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  Speaker 1: in the toilet. See, I feel like some kids, they'd
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  Speaker 1: be like, I played that in real life. And then
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  Speaker 1: the whole table.
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  Speaker 2: Gets real quiet. And they're like, why are you not pooping?
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  Speaker 2: Just open. Why are you not pooping in the toilet? Now,
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  Speaker 2: if I'm a power pooper, I'm going to get this in. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: we have different... We have different colors. This is about range. Easy!
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  Speaker 2: I can do it from across the room!
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  Speaker 1: I've never tried to do that from across the room,
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  Speaker 1: but if you didn't see my most recent Instagram, I
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  Speaker 1: almost didn't make it!
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  Speaker 2: And that was pretty funny. I don't like it! Oh gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Who comes up with this? Who made this thing? Ooh,
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  Speaker 2: I can smell it. Is that good? Being able to
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  Speaker 2: smell something? Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: See, I feel like I shouldn't even smell that close.
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  Speaker 1: This smells like burning chemical fire.
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  Speaker 2: What are you made out of? I HAVEN'T FINISHED MY
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  Speaker 2: CHRISTMAS SHOPPING! AND I'M A COUPLE DAYS OUT!
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine you're just in the mall, and you
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  Speaker 1: see me from across the food court, and I'm just
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  Speaker 1: sitting there, and I'm like... And you're like, wow, why
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  Speaker 1: do I watch this person?
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  Speaker 2: Because that's me. What?
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  Speaker 1: This is funny, because this is all anyone's getting this year,
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  Speaker 1: because here in Canada, the post office is on strike.
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  Speaker 1: It's an ornament full of Amazon packages.
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  Speaker 2: But look at that. 10 out of 10. That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, jingle my balls. Look. Santa's balls and their
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  Speaker 2: jingle bells. 10 out of 10.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, looks like we're changing our attire up. This is
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  Speaker 1: even more fun. This is very Selena-esque. I would wear
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  Speaker 1: this in public.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a Christmas tree. I'm a Christmas tree. She's the
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  Speaker 2: Christmas girl, Christmas tree. There's another one. We wish you
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  Speaker 2: a merry Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing? I just wanted to make you feel something. We
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  Speaker 2: have a Christmas card. I didn't read it. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: wait to take it out and read it with you guys.
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  Speaker 1: It says, oh, you better watch out. And it's just
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  Speaker 1: Santa looking real creepy around the corner. I have that
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  Speaker 1: Santa too. Oh damn, it's empty inside.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be creepier than that.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't get me, I'm fine. How is there still
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  Speaker 2: so many things? Do they know me? Well, it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: You should, I mean, see, George, they're onto us. Let's
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  Speaker 2: get out of here. It's a fart plug.
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  Speaker 1: The fart plug works by blocking obnoxious odors from being
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  Speaker 1: emitted from your arse. Please note that upon removal, excess
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  Speaker 1: buildup may be released. So remove in pirates.
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  Speaker 2: Private.
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  Speaker 1: Gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I love this! I don't even know what it
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  Speaker 2: is yet, but I love it!
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  Speaker 1: It's Casano!
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  Speaker 2: I like the fabric. It feels like it's made out
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  Speaker 2: of nothing but something. Will it fit? Maybe. Look, it's
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  Speaker 2: a Jolly St. Nicholas sweater! You smell like fire, but
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna wear it. I think it'll fit. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna wear it with this headband. I'm gonna feel like
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  Speaker 2: a lady. Because I am. This might turn me on
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: too much to hang up. Look at this.
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  Speaker 1: World's Greatest Mullets 2025 calendar.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa. Whoa.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa. I'm hanging this in my bedroom.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty pissed I haven't seen... I haven't seen a cameo yet,
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  Speaker 2: but like I was looking pretty good. Look at the
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  Speaker 2: chins on that one. See, that has got a parakeet.
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  Speaker 2: Look at this woman. I'm into it. Well, it's 2025.
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  Speaker 2: Bring it back again. It's the 20th time. What is this?
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  Speaker 2: Look at these socks. Oh, I love them. They look
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  Speaker 2: like little people. I love you and you're gonna be
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  Speaker 2: my friend. Shh. It's nothing. You're good. You're good. Oh. Whoa,
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  Speaker 2: there's two of them! I threw one on accident. What
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  Speaker 2: is this? Oh!
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  Speaker 1: Oh!
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I like that.
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  Speaker 1: I read your comments on the last video, and you
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  Speaker 1: guys were like, you really gotta stop eating stuff or
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be a mother.
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  Speaker 2: No. Oh, these are little tiny clips.
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  Speaker 1: That are reindeer antlers. I'm not even gonna take them out,
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  Speaker 1: but those are really cute and I would 100% use those.
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  Speaker 2: Very Selena. I pay my bills, my bills are paid.
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  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. And I'm gonna put that on the back
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  Speaker 1: of my new car because I find.
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  Speaker 2: That really funny. Really, really funny. I'll never not say that.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Teemu.
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  Speaker 1: Infiltrating us, trying to save your TikTok. Did you guys
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: hear that TikTok's gonna be gone in a month? They
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  Speaker 1: say this all the time, it never actually happens.
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  Speaker 2: Is it gonna happen?
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: It's Trump! It's a Trump ornament!
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  Speaker 1: In Canada, it's different, right? Because we're in Canada, so
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  Speaker 1: we just hear the funny stuff. But some of the
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  Speaker 1: things this man says blow my mind that he is president.
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  Speaker 2: What is this? Just about Mc-f***ing had it. I love that. Ew! What? Ew.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a squishy baby. Full of crunchy shit. Why
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  Speaker 2: are you growing on me? Everything smells like it's definitely
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  Speaker 2: leeching into my body and messing up my hormones. It's
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: an ornament of a dog pooping! Happy Christmas. Get a
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  Speaker 2: poop on your carpet and eat half of it and
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  Speaker 2: then smear the rest around. So you have to break
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  Speaker 2: out the one spot shot cleaner right before everybody shows over. Wow, sorry,
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  Speaker 2: did I say a little too loud and a little
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  Speaker 2: too real? What? Oh! I'm going to pass this to
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  Speaker 2: my purse.
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  Speaker 1: This is wonderful because this is the life that I live.
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  Speaker 2: It's a Taco Bell pin and it says, ah, shit myself.
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  Speaker 2: These are very nostalgic. Look at these little sparkly Santas.
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  Speaker 2: A whole bunch of them. Six ornaments. All different colors.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's cute. What else do we have?
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  Speaker 1: Something tiny.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: It's a little tiny Ouija board with a little tiny
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: pull-out planchette.
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  Speaker 2: What are you trying to do? Sneak a little Halloween
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  Speaker 2: into my Christmas surprises? Don't change my seasons! And this
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  Speaker 2: is the last thing. And it looks mysterious and like
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  Speaker 2: I might have somebody's fake ID. It's Santa's driver's license!
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  Speaker 2: This license does not expire and is valid worldwide.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know right now, I'm probably gonna
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  Speaker 1: slip this to a bouncer this holiday season and be like,
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  Speaker 1: this is my ID. And they'll laugh at me and
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  Speaker 1: then I'll give them one that shows them that I'm
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  Speaker 1: very much old enough to be in there.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, I don't wanna talk about that. It's almost Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Christmas is happening really, really soon, which is kind of
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  Speaker 1: absolutely insanely bananas.
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  Speaker 2: And if my GoFundMe's still running, you'll find it in.
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  Speaker 1: All of my bios to help me buy kids presents,
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  Speaker 1: because I do not buy presents every year.
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  Speaker 2: And in case you wanna buy one or two, that's
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  Speaker 2: all right too. Christmas is hard. for a lot of people, okay?
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  Speaker 2: It makes a lot of people sad.
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  Speaker 1: It's a rough time of year, we think about the
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  Speaker 1: people we lost, we think about the people that aren't around,
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  Speaker 1: the people that we couldn't get to, but we have
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  Speaker 1: to keep them in our hearts. And I wanna tell
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  Speaker 1: you guys, you make my Christmas brighter every single year
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  Speaker 1: because I would not be in this position if it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't for all of you. So, in a little message
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  Speaker 1: before we sneak into 2025, because it's gonna happen out
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  Speaker 1: of nowhere, I wanna say thank you. I wanna say
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  Speaker 1: thank you for supporting me in the things I do.
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  Speaker 1: I wanna say thank you for watching this video. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for giving me the opportunity to be your friend.
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  Speaker 2: Via the internet. But I love you guys. And until
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  Speaker 2: next time, stay warm, Boo Crew. Love ya.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you smell like that? Because I love you.
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  Speaker 2: That's a weird answer. Don't say that again. Christmas too.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I can rip your hair out. I was going to
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: bite it. It's not real. You did that to yourself, Selena.
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  Speaker 1: Boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom.
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  Speaker 2: Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.