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- 4:56Speaker 1: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to our once a
- 5:02Speaker 1: month for a end to everything the current media hates
- 5:05Speaker 1: about being a dude. We call it toxic masculinity, because,
- 5:08Speaker 1: according to them, everything about being a man is bad
- 5:10Speaker 1: today or it was. I think that I think this.
- 5:14Speaker 1: I think there may be a sea change happening. But
- 5:16Speaker 1: as usual, I'm joined by my usual crew, and for
- 5:18Speaker 1: once we're back at full strength. We have with us
- 5:21Speaker 1: the man who has been We've been missing Man Formation
- 5:24Speaker 1: the last couple of times we've done this show. One
- 5:27Speaker 1: month we missed it all together. The lot of the
- 5:29Speaker 1: other couple, we were doing it without him. So I'm
- 5:31Speaker 1: gonna bring him in first, the one, the only, the
- 5:33Speaker 1: grouse that everybody loves. You know him as the conservative crumudgeon.
- 5:36Speaker 1: We just call him g because he hits the spot.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Good evening, sir, How are you?
- 5:40Speaker 6: Ah, I am undeniably magnificent, awesome. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
- 5:54Speaker 9: I don't.
- 5:54Speaker 6: I just say that I'm here.
- 5:59Speaker 1: Welcome back, Sarah, Welcome back.
- 6:00Speaker 9: You've been missed.
- 6:01Speaker 6: Oh it's good to be back. I appreciate that. If
- 6:07Speaker 6: I haven't said it before, I hate my summer schedules.
- 6:10Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you've said it, but it's all right again.
- 6:12Speaker 6: Yeah I do. I I absolutely despise that bullshit. And now, yeah,
- 6:17Speaker 6: I would be higher up in the food chain. I
- 6:19Speaker 6: really really hate it.
- 6:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I would I I would only like to point out,
- 6:23Speaker 1: if you hadn't taken that promotion, you were actually slated
- 6:26Speaker 1: to retire about this year. Last time we talked about
- 6:28Speaker 1: this before you got promoted.
- 6:30Speaker 6: Yeah, well I had a good incentive to stay.
- 6:38Speaker 5: Was it?
- 6:39Speaker 1: Was it that good? Though, because you really seem like
- 6:41Speaker 1: you still don't like your job very much.
- 6:42Speaker 6: You know, it probably doesn't feel like it right now.
- 6:49Speaker 6: But when I actually do retire, that's where it's really
- 6:52Speaker 6: gonna pay dividends. So I have to I have to
- 6:58Speaker 6: think about it like that. And it is only a
- 7:01Speaker 6: five year deal, and we are rapidly approaching the first
- 7:05Speaker 6: one of those being gone.
- 7:07Speaker 1: So we all know what happened when James T. Kirk
- 7:09Speaker 1: signed onto a five year missions.
- 7:12Speaker 6: Yes, yes we do, but I will be reaching light speed.
- 7:17Speaker 1: So seventy five years later.
- 7:25Speaker 6: Kicking around the table, let's get everybody in here.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Huh, I'm about to everybody's already here. So up next
- 7:30Speaker 1: we have our lovely bar babe who disputes her loveliness
- 7:34Speaker 1: but everybody knows better. Good evening, ma'am. How are you.
- 7:38Speaker 11: I'm doing fine now I can't talk because I'm laughing
- 7:44Speaker 11: too much.
- 7:47Speaker 6: You're just.
- 7:49Speaker 11: I'm listen, my mom is here, so I'm just fine,
- 7:53Speaker 11: all right.
- 7:54Speaker 6: Old on, mommy careful.
- 7:58Speaker 1: There was a stabby undertone in that response. I don't
- 8:01Speaker 1: know if you heard it, but.
- 8:03Speaker 11: No, no, it has been great. My mom was originally
- 8:07Speaker 11: going to be here two weeks. It has now extended
- 8:10Speaker 11: to three and a half weeks, and I think, yeah.
- 8:16Speaker 2: Sort of.
- 8:17Speaker 11: Only my entire garden has been transformed, everything is reorganized.
- 8:23Speaker 11: That woman does not stop, and I get tired just
- 8:27Speaker 11: thinking about waking up in the morning and to see
- 8:30Speaker 11: what's next.
- 8:31Speaker 6: Oh my god, you know what's coming, right.
- 8:34Speaker 11: I'm afraid to think about it.
- 8:37Speaker 6: Aggie. I wouldn't hurt so bad if I didn't have
- 8:39Speaker 6: to do so much at your house.
- 8:42Speaker 11: Oh yeah, she did that. She did that two days in. Okay,
- 8:45Speaker 11: so I've been killing myself too, guilt. Yeah, but you know,
- 8:52Speaker 11: it has been awesome. I'm you know, I wanted her
- 8:55Speaker 11: to come up here and see if she wanted to
- 8:58Speaker 11: move in into the guest house now that my dad
- 9:00Speaker 11: passed away, and so she needs to, like rias says,
- 9:04Speaker 11: her situation back home and see what she wants to
- 9:07Speaker 11: do and everything. And now she's pushing me to go
- 9:10Speaker 11: to Puerto Rico with her, and I'm like, I don't
- 9:13Speaker 11: think I want to see my family, not for that anywhere? No, no, no,
- 9:20Speaker 11: no no. But other than that, how was the play?
- 9:29Speaker 1: Sadly? I knew exactly where you were.
- 9:30Speaker 6: Going with it?
- 9:31Speaker 9: All right?
- 9:32Speaker 1: And up next we have another one who's been hit
- 9:35Speaker 1: or miss lately. Mister Andrew is in the room. How
- 9:38Speaker 1: you doing, sir?
- 9:39Speaker 6: How you doing?
- 9:42Speaker 1: He was in the room. Did we lose him? He's
- 9:44Speaker 1: ignoring me now.
- 9:46Speaker 6: I'm here.
- 9:49Speaker 1: I just forgot going on.
- 9:52Speaker 6: If you turn that little knob inside the hearing aid
- 9:55Speaker 6: to the left, you'll be able to hear us.
- 9:58Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's amish. That's what I was.
- 10:01Speaker 9: That's where you pressed the one above the year, not the.
- 10:03Speaker 6: One as has the tin horn.
- 10:06Speaker 9: Yes where why?
- 10:11Speaker 8: I'm sorry I was turning the knob, but it wasn't
- 10:16Speaker 8: working easy.
- 10:19Speaker 1: Are you sure that was the NBA?
- 10:24Speaker 6: Are we going to have to have knob turning lessons here?
- 10:29Speaker 2: I'm such a knob?
- 10:34Speaker 8: Well, actually, my day was going really good, Rick until
- 10:37Speaker 8: we had a show the refrigerator and posted a picture
- 10:42Speaker 8: and it just kind of made the day of Calainer.
- 10:46Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know she has that, she has that
- 10:49Speaker 1: effect on days.
- 10:55Speaker 6: Anyway.
- 10:56Speaker 1: And up next we have the Amish one. We saved
- 10:59Speaker 1: the best for life. Not really, I just have to
- 11:01Speaker 1: say that because I have to.
- 11:02Speaker 9: But who's behind me? Who's coming after me?
- 11:08Speaker 6: I don't know who isn't anybody might be there, I'm
- 11:12Speaker 6: not sure.
- 11:16Speaker 10: High winds and thunder and lightning. I am on a
- 11:19Speaker 10: wing and a prayer tonight, my friend. Flash flooding, oh god,
- 11:26Speaker 10: damn no.
- 11:28Speaker 9: Fortunately they fixed that sometime between now.
- 11:32Speaker 10: Okay, for those of you who don't get the story,
- 11:33Speaker 10: this goes way back. I live in a county that's
- 11:37Speaker 10: larger than three Eastern states combined, so when those phone
- 11:43Speaker 10: awerts first started coming out, they would be county wide,
- 11:46Speaker 10: so there would be like flash flooding by Vegas, and
- 11:50Speaker 10: MI alerts would be going the fuck off all day long.
- 11:53Speaker 10: I'm like two hundred miles away.
- 11:59Speaker 9: Anyway. Yes, no, they that's that's been resolved. Yes, but
- 12:05Speaker 9: uh no, it's.
- 12:08Speaker 6: Shit.
- 12:08Speaker 10: I had to lock my back doors blown open twice.
- 12:18Speaker 6: Not by the hair of your chinny chin chin.
- 12:20Speaker 10: Yeah, I make my I made I made my hut
- 12:27Speaker 10: out of the.
- 12:28Speaker 9: Bones of my enemies.
- 12:29Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go.
- 12:31Speaker 9: It may not be sturdy, but it's intimidating.
- 12:34Speaker 6: That's my boy.
- 12:38Speaker 9: How about you, Rick? How are you?
- 12:40Speaker 12: Yeah?
- 12:40Speaker 2: Rick?
- 12:41Speaker 1: I yeah, I got nothing. I've already been working since
- 12:46Speaker 1: like seven this morning, and I'm I'm still in I'm
- 12:49Speaker 1: still not anywhere near where I thought I was gonna
- 12:51Speaker 1: be by this time today. But the good news is
- 12:53Speaker 1: we have everything lined out for the Hubbit to start
- 12:56Speaker 1: back to school tomorrow, so my schedule will start getting
- 12:58Speaker 1: someone back to normal, and she set up for bus
- 13:02Speaker 1: riding now she starts kindergarten tomorrow. So that's part of
- 13:07Speaker 1: why my schedule has been weird for the last couple
- 13:09Speaker 1: of weeks, because we've been doing back to school stuff,
- 13:10Speaker 1: making sure that all the things are signed up for.
- 13:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:14Speaker 1: Fun times fun.
- 13:15Speaker 6: So Rick's like, I rolled my ankle and I sneezed
- 13:18Speaker 6: and pulled two muscles in my back and my neck
- 13:20Speaker 6: is killing me and I got a migraine, But you
- 13:23Speaker 6: know me, I can't complain.
- 13:26Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean you know, I actually kind of
- 13:28Speaker 1: had something similar actually happened, And I was talking with
- 13:30Speaker 1: Amish about this the other day when we went out
- 13:33Speaker 1: for my eldest grandson's fourteenth birthday lunch. We went to
- 13:39Speaker 1: a Mexican restaurant, and I went ahead and broke out
- 13:41Speaker 1: the handicap placard because I was already filling kind of
- 13:43Speaker 1: sore that day, so I parked up close without thinking
- 13:46Speaker 1: about it, because normally in handicapped spaces they don't have
- 13:48Speaker 1: the fucking parking pylons. I was in the middle of
- 13:51Speaker 1: talking to somebody, just turned around and started walking towards
- 13:53Speaker 1: my car, and the next thing I know, both feet
- 13:55Speaker 1: hit the pylon and I'm on my face. That was fine,
- 13:58Speaker 1: right in front of everybody, and my kids are like, okay,
- 14:01Speaker 1: I'm just leave me alone so I can get up.
- 14:05Speaker 6: Yeah right.
- 14:06Speaker 1: I didn't even drink anything.
- 14:07Speaker 9: That's the sad part.
- 14:08Speaker 1: It probably wouldn't hurt so much of my head, But yeah,
- 14:11Speaker 1: I like skint my knees, skint up my palms, and
- 14:13Speaker 1: I'm like, Jesus Christ are for the little today?
- 14:15Speaker 6: Oh God, that sucks.
- 14:17Speaker 1: I'm like, who the hell puts the fucking pylons in
- 14:21Speaker 1: front of handicapped spaces. That's the whole point of the thing.
- 14:25Speaker 1: Oh Andrew, We're going to bring him back in.
- 14:27Speaker 6: Well, we know, we know how to take care of
- 14:30Speaker 6: the pain part of it, right, Yes, yes, we call
- 14:34Speaker 6: Aggie and we say Aggie Bar Tonight.
- 14:41Speaker 11: On the bar Tonight is something that was inspired by
- 14:46Speaker 11: a long standing cocktail, so it's not quite the same.
- 14:50Speaker 11: It's very it's subourbon forward and it's called the paper Plane,
- 14:57Speaker 11: and it's it's actually going to be kind of a fancy.
- 15:01Speaker 11: It's not going to be you know, like low ball
- 15:04Speaker 11: and on the rocks, you know, a rocks glass or
- 15:06Speaker 11: anything like that.
- 15:07Speaker 6: You're actually going to use.
- 15:08Speaker 11: A coop for this because we are going to extend
- 15:11Speaker 11: our pinkies as we drink this. Oh yes, So it's
- 15:16Speaker 11: actually one of those one of those cocktails that are
- 15:20Speaker 11: one to one to one to one ratio, so it's
- 15:23Speaker 11: very easy to actually premix this in a batch to
- 15:27Speaker 11: serve for a lot of people.
- 15:29Speaker 5: If you want to.
- 15:30Speaker 11: Do that, you're going to take one part bourbon, one
- 15:34Speaker 11: part apparol, one part amaro no nino, and one part
- 15:39Speaker 11: lemon juice.
- 15:40Speaker 6: You're going to add all those.
- 15:44Speaker 5: Apparol.
- 15:47Speaker 11: You know, about the about the only thing that most
- 15:55Speaker 11: people wouldn't have normally in their bar. And I'm sorry
- 15:58Speaker 11: that empty is off into the wild blue yonder. You know,
- 16:01Speaker 11: touring all sorts of places over their century increase.
- 16:07Speaker 9: Apparol.
- 16:08Speaker 11: Yes, that's why I pronounced that. I'm not sure how you.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Know on replay somewhere.
- 16:18Speaker 6: Somebody does I wish that dumb acid fix it.
- 16:22Speaker 11: So about the only thing that most people wouldn't have
- 16:26Speaker 11: in their bar is the Amaro no nino, which is
- 16:29Speaker 11: kind of like a bitter that you would use in
- 16:32Speaker 11: your cocktails, but it's a very herbal bitter and so
- 16:35Speaker 11: it's it brings a freshness to the cocktail. So you're
- 16:39Speaker 11: going to put all four liquid ingredients into shaker filled
- 16:44Speaker 11: with ice. You're going to shake until it's cold, but
- 16:46Speaker 11: you don't want it water down, so careful, you know,
- 16:49Speaker 11: just about ten seconds to do it, and then you
- 16:51Speaker 11: will strain that into a free chilled coup glass and
- 16:55Speaker 11: you will raise that and put your pinky out when
- 16:57Speaker 11: you drink it.
- 16:59Speaker 6: Pinky out, Yes, but it is.
- 17:04Speaker 11: I've had it before and it's kind of kind of
- 17:07Speaker 11: reminds me of blunt and sand but not quite there.
- 17:11Speaker 11: It's just the same kind of profile because it uses
- 17:13Speaker 11: a bourbon. But it's really good.
- 17:17Speaker 6: I'm down, Yeah, I mean I hit it.
- 17:19Speaker 11: Yeah, remember pinky's out.
- 17:25Speaker 9: Well, you know, my night we drink is tea. So
- 17:27Speaker 9: I'm used to that.
- 17:29Speaker 11: Oh yes, yes, Oh no, I didn't know.
- 17:34Speaker 10: So gee, you've been gone. I got I got something
- 17:37Speaker 10: for you to try. Because you're in the South, ash.
- 17:40Speaker 6: Dude, if I were any further south, I'd be in
- 17:42Speaker 6: the friggin Gulf of America.
- 17:45Speaker 9: So upgrade your sweet tea. Iced tea with de Serrano.
- 17:52Speaker 6: Oh, I could try that as just.
- 17:55Speaker 9: Regular iced tea with decranto makes ripper.
- 17:58Speaker 6: I think I told you guys once before for when
- 18:00Speaker 6: I was in Canada, uh Montreal specifically. You know, I'm again,
- 18:08Speaker 6: I am from the South, and I do prefer my
- 18:11Speaker 6: tea sweetened. And I'm not one of those that has
- 18:15Speaker 6: to have it where you can stand a spoon up
- 18:17Speaker 6: in it. But you know, I just got to knock
- 18:18Speaker 6: that bitter edge down. And uh, you know, they they
- 18:23Speaker 6: didn't offer that up there, but they had what they
- 18:26Speaker 6: called La glasse, which is tea sweetened with.
- 18:30Speaker 9: Fruit and fruit juice, so Arizona.
- 18:36Speaker 6: And it was I mean, really it was quite good.
- 18:38Speaker 6: I mean well, I mean, you know, but that's uh,
- 18:44Speaker 6: that's that's what the French do in Canada, Canadia, Canadia. Yeah, mh.
- 18:54Speaker 1: The Syropean Union.
- 18:57Speaker 6: Oh oh, I like that.
- 19:03Speaker 1: That's an amish one. I stole it again.
- 19:05Speaker 9: Yeah, sorry, that's all right, from my family to yours.
- 19:09Speaker 6: Oh wait, yeah, you.
- 19:12Speaker 9: Don't still memes that there? We share memes.
- 19:16Speaker 6: Yes, French fries in the Wendy's Chocolate frosty. Danielle, Are
- 19:31Speaker 6: you kidding me?
- 19:31Speaker 9: Danielle, that's like gold.
- 19:33Speaker 11: Oh it's awesome. I will I have to conquer. I
- 19:36Speaker 11: love doing that.
- 19:37Speaker 1: It is great.
- 19:38Speaker 9: I'm gonna tell you so yet she knows.
- 19:41Speaker 6: I'm going to tell you that I have done it before,
- 19:45Speaker 6: the French fries and the frosty, and I don't care
- 19:51Speaker 6: for it.
- 19:52Speaker 1: Have you done it since they made their fries better
- 19:54Speaker 1: because their fries used to suck so and now they don't.
- 19:57Speaker 6: So I have not, and simply because I like the
- 20:01Speaker 6: fries and I like the frosty, but I like them
- 20:04Speaker 6: separate you.
- 20:07Speaker 1: What is it?
- 20:08Speaker 9: What is it.
- 20:11Speaker 13: Me?
- 20:13Speaker 9: I get that. I get that he's a military man.
- 20:15Speaker 9: He likes his food segregary exactly.
- 20:21Speaker 6: Among other things.
- 20:29Speaker 10: Actually, you know, if you if you go into like
- 20:30Speaker 10: a diner or like a Denny's or something, and you
- 20:32Speaker 10: see they got the wavy cut fries on the menu,
- 20:35Speaker 10: you immediately have to order a chocolate shake. It's it's
- 20:38Speaker 10: in the Bible for dipping him in the you know,
- 20:42Speaker 10: because the wave he grabs more.
- 20:46Speaker 6: It's been it has been a while since I've been
- 20:48Speaker 6: to a Denny's. But the last time I was in one,
- 20:53Speaker 6: I ordered their breakfast burger. It was after a concert.
- 20:58Speaker 6: It was like one thirty in the morning, and it
- 21:01Speaker 6: was the perfect I mean it was. I can't say
- 21:05Speaker 6: it was the best burger I've ever eaten, but at
- 21:07Speaker 6: that time, it was the best thing I could have
- 21:10Speaker 6: ever ordered to eat at that.
- 21:13Speaker 9: Moment, it was absolutely perfect.
- 21:16Speaker 6: It was amazing. They they double cheese the burger. You
- 21:21Speaker 6: get bacon, hash browns, two eggs. I haes it get better?
- 21:30Speaker 9: Yeah, it doesn't do. I mean, unless you got some
- 21:33Speaker 9: peanut butter.
- 21:35Speaker 6: I don't know that put on that. That's a different burden.
- 21:41Speaker 2: You know.
- 21:41Speaker 9: I've been tempted to try the peanut butter egg burger.
- 21:46Speaker 6: You know, I would be lying if I said I
- 21:50Speaker 6: wouldn't try it. I'll just say that.
- 21:54Speaker 10: You know, while we're on this topic, have you had
- 21:56Speaker 10: fried runny eggs on a pizza?
- 22:00Speaker 6: I have not, but I have had it on white rice.
- 22:04Speaker 10: Well, yeah, that's good to no, but dude, on a pizza,
- 22:07Speaker 10: just like your basic pepperoni mushroom pizza. Put some fried
- 22:11Speaker 10: egg on it. Break up that yoke. That's magic, dude.
- 22:15Speaker 6: Okay, okay, yeah.
- 22:19Speaker 9: Yeah, you'll dig it the most.
- 22:22Speaker 6: I mean, I'm not a big pizza eater, but.
- 22:24Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, not not a big pizza eater.
- 22:30Speaker 6: I mean I don't turn it down, but I don't
- 22:32Speaker 6: usually seek it out. I really have to be in
- 22:34Speaker 6: the mood for it before I eat pizza.
- 22:37Speaker 2: Pizza interferes with as.
- 22:46Speaker 11: Every woman, we can't have that.
- 22:49Speaker 6: The the dad bought interferes with gez abs now.
- 22:55Speaker 11: Buys.
- 23:00Speaker 1: No, you still have You still have the abs. They're
- 23:02Speaker 1: just nestled around the keg.
- 23:04Speaker 6: Now they are insulated. That's that's the term.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Yeah, my six pack is wrapped. It wrapped lovingly in
- 23:13Speaker 1: a keg. Now, So.
- 23:16Speaker 6: I mean, there you go. It's in there. You just
- 23:19Speaker 6: got to dig it out.
- 23:22Speaker 1: Still there.
- 23:24Speaker 6: I don't. I don't believe I could do a dragon
- 23:27Speaker 6: right now if I had to, I really don't. And
- 23:34Speaker 6: for those of you that are scratching your head wondering
- 23:36Speaker 6: what a dragon flag is, I think Rocky four when
- 23:40Speaker 6: he's in the barn in Russia working out and he
- 23:43Speaker 6: pulls his entire body up with only his head and
- 23:46Speaker 6: the top of his shoulders on the ground like a
- 23:49Speaker 6: plank reversion. Yeah okay, yeah, that's a dragon flag.
- 23:55Speaker 11: Not doing that.
- 23:56Speaker 1: No, No, I'm out tapping out boy, I'll be at
- 24:01Speaker 1: the bar.
- 24:03Speaker 8: I did that once. Yeah, yep, lots of alcohol was involved.
- 24:13Speaker 10: I was gonna say that that sounds similar to one
- 24:15Speaker 10: dive I took off my skateboard.
- 24:19Speaker 6: Oh, speaking of did you guys see the video online?
- 24:22Speaker 6: I just caught it. Well, I got between getting home
- 24:25Speaker 6: and getting on the air. Here they were suspending the
- 24:30Speaker 6: license of a brit who was on a skateboard because
- 24:33Speaker 6: he didn't have a license.
- 24:35Speaker 1: Well, no, he didn't have skateboard. He didn't have skateboard insurance.
- 24:37Speaker 6: Skateboard insurance, Okay, that's what it was. But they put
- 24:42Speaker 6: six points on his license, which is an automatic suspension.
- 24:46Speaker 1: He doesn't even have his license yet, and now he
- 24:48Speaker 1: can't ever get one because because he doesn't have skateboard insurance.
- 24:53Speaker 1: Because everybody else universal hut care.
- 24:56Speaker 6: They know freedom better than we do, right, that's what
- 24:58Speaker 6: they online all the time.
- 25:01Speaker 1: Well, this is what happens when you have universal health care,
- 25:03Speaker 1: because now to do anything, you have to have insurance
- 25:05Speaker 1: so that if anything happens to you, the insurance helps
- 25:08Speaker 1: pay for that instead of paying the Universal health Care
- 25:10Speaker 1: paying for it.
- 25:11Speaker 6: Well, there you go.
- 25:12Speaker 9: Excuse me. It doesn't universal mean that you don't need insurance.
- 25:16Speaker 1: That's what it's supposed to mean. But that's that's why
- 25:18Speaker 1: they have all kinds of other insurances now, because you
- 25:21Speaker 1: don't need medical insurance now, but now you need things
- 25:23Speaker 1: like I'm sure they probably have bicycle insurance and skateboard
- 25:26Speaker 1: insurance and all the other insurances so that if something
- 25:29Speaker 1: happens to you or something happens to somebody else, your
- 25:31Speaker 1: insurance pays for it instead of the Universal health Care
- 25:34Speaker 1: having to pay for it.
- 25:35Speaker 6: Yeah, before you learn they'll have a breathing license or
- 25:40Speaker 6: breathing insurance.
- 25:41Speaker 8: You know that you have to pay m Well, you
- 25:44Speaker 8: know they don't have dinner.
- 25:45Speaker 6: Hey, you got that ship right, Well, I mean.
- 25:50Speaker 2: Definitely, they definitely don't have food insurance.
- 25:52Speaker 6: I mean they're collectively as a country, they look like
- 25:56Speaker 6: Hazard County, Kentucky. You know, it's like an entire meth
- 25:59Speaker 6: mouth of just millions with medmouth.
- 26:08Speaker 11: That's the dirty secret of having the universal healthcare over
- 26:12Speaker 11: there in Europe is that you actually have You are
- 26:17Speaker 11: required by law to pay insurance every on a monthly basis,
- 26:24Speaker 11: and they have added several other types of insurance, you know,
- 26:28Speaker 11: for example, the skateboard, the bicycle, rollerblading, you must have
- 26:34Speaker 11: insurance in order to row a roller blade, you have
- 26:36Speaker 11: to have all of these other insurance, you know. And
- 26:39Speaker 11: then if something happens to you, oh, it's only ten
- 26:42Speaker 11: dollars a day for you to stay in the hotel,
- 26:44Speaker 11: in the in the hospital. But I mean my girlfriend,
- 26:50Speaker 11: she was herself and her three daughters at the time,
- 26:53Speaker 11: she was making twelve hundred euro and four hundred and
- 26:57Speaker 11: fifty each month went just for health insurance. That I mean,
- 27:03Speaker 11: I'm like, that's over a third. So yeah, but yeah,
- 27:09Speaker 11: it's free, but it's free, but.
- 27:11Speaker 14: It's free, yeah, free ish.
- 27:18Speaker 11: Yeah, it's ish, all right.
- 27:21Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a lot of ish. It's a whole bunch
- 27:25Speaker 6: of truckloads and truckloads of ish.
- 27:30Speaker 9: And then you know, you get to really, you know,
- 27:33Speaker 9: especially if you're in the Syuropean Union, you get the
- 27:35Speaker 9: bonus thing of oh, you're too expensive to treat so
- 27:38Speaker 9: have you heard a maid?
- 27:40Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, we have a we have a nice bog
- 27:47Speaker 6: in anop Scott County that will bury you in.
- 27:55Speaker 8: Well, I'm not sure they're gonna be able to bury
- 27:56Speaker 8: anybody because it can't go hiking.
- 27:59Speaker 1: Yeah, ship, that's right.
- 28:02Speaker 6: Yeah, what did I I'm sorry? What did I miss?
- 28:06Speaker 5: Oh?
- 28:06Speaker 9: You can't go hiking in Canada.
- 28:08Speaker 1: Yeah, they've a lot of hiking.
- 28:12Speaker 6: What if you don't have a car.
- 28:16Speaker 9: Well, no, it's only when you're in the King's Forest
- 28:21Speaker 9: in the in the because because when you're on Crown Land,
- 28:24Speaker 9: because people cause fires. And then that bullshit excuse wasn't flying,
- 28:29Speaker 9: so they changed it to if you fall and break
- 28:31Speaker 9: your leg while you're walking your dog, we don't have
- 28:34Speaker 9: the resources to help you because we're too busy fighting fires.
- 28:38Speaker 8: Ah see.
- 28:42Speaker 6: Well, if their resources are that tied up, they ought
- 28:44Speaker 6: to be able to keep that smoke up there, right,
- 28:49Speaker 6: You know they need smoke catchers, they do they want
- 28:51Speaker 6: to catch cow farts, they can catch smoke.
- 28:56Speaker 9: Oh, I'll give them some smoke.
- 28:58Speaker 6: Yeah, just don't use the lubricant there. That'll work every time.
- 29:05Speaker 1: Giggity, thank you, giggity giggity giggley.
- 29:13Speaker 2: Good.
- 29:15Speaker 6: That's it.
- 29:18Speaker 9: So you've had it back to golf and g you've
- 29:19Speaker 9: been out for a while.
- 29:21Speaker 5: You know.
- 29:21Speaker 6: I was out on the course the other day. What day?
- 29:25Speaker 6: Was it just Friday? Actually not even a week ago.
- 29:27Speaker 6: Went Friday afternoon. I had a complete opposite round of
- 29:35Speaker 6: what I normally play.
- 29:40Speaker 9: So you shot at ninety six or seven sixty nine,
- 29:44Speaker 9: I said, opposite, not reciprocal, no.
- 29:49Speaker 2: But normally, So you got drunk and then.
- 29:52Speaker 6: Normally I averaged less than two puts a hole, and
- 29:58Speaker 6: I ended up Friday having half of my strokes coming
- 30:02Speaker 6: from putting, and it was it was really quite disconcerting.
- 30:07Speaker 6: I haven't played that course in several years, and they
- 30:11Speaker 6: have recently had just lots and lots and lots and
- 30:15Speaker 6: lots of rain, and the greens were not in great shape.
- 30:19Speaker 6: And I'm not blaming their course, because it's it's me.
- 30:22Speaker 6: I have to adapt, just like any other golfer does.
- 30:25Speaker 6: But you know, putts wouldn't roll out like they normally would.
- 30:30Speaker 6: They weren't able to cut the greens because they were
- 30:33Speaker 6: too wet. Just but you know, then on the other
- 30:38Speaker 6: side of the coin, I had my driver and my
- 30:41Speaker 6: irons were just dialed to the point where I dropped
- 30:48Speaker 6: a one five yard t shot par three and set
- 30:53Speaker 6: it eight feet from the cup and then managed to
- 30:57Speaker 6: bogey the hole because I couldn't put.
- 31:04Speaker 8: Well, I know what your problem was, Well, yeah, me too.
- 31:07Speaker 6: I'm an idiot.
- 31:11Speaker 8: I wasn't going to say that. I was going to
- 31:12Speaker 8: say you didn't have enough alcohol.
- 31:14Speaker 6: You know, and I do.
- 31:16Speaker 9: This guy needs booze.
- 31:18Speaker 6: I did reframe the alcohol during that round because it
- 31:22Speaker 6: was like ninety seven degrees outside and pushing about eighty
- 31:27Speaker 6: percent humidity. The heat index.
- 31:31Speaker 8: Was into one fifteen. It was hot.
- 31:36Speaker 6: I think a lot of Gatorad, but no booze.
- 31:41Speaker 8: Should have stayed hydrated, Yeah, I should have stayed hydrated.
- 31:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 31:44Speaker 6: I did stay hydrated, but I did not have any
- 31:47Speaker 6: of Daddy's back medicine. And it it showed.
- 31:53Speaker 2: It's it's lubricant.
- 31:56Speaker 6: I mean usually a couple of hits a fireball does
- 31:59Speaker 6: me great turn around.
- 32:07Speaker 8: I don't play golf until at least four bottles.
- 32:16Speaker 6: I love the game. It just frustrates the hell out
- 32:18Speaker 6: of me, you know, the guy. The guy's like, hey,
- 32:25Speaker 6: you you gentlemen, be careful. There's water at three fifteen,
- 32:28Speaker 6: three hundred and fifteen yards out. There's water cutting across
- 32:31Speaker 6: the fairway. I was like I had hit a golf
- 32:34Speaker 6: ball three hundred and fifteen yards in ten years. Yeah,
- 32:36Speaker 6: I guess where I ended up? In the damn water,
- 32:46Speaker 6: in the damn water.
- 32:47Speaker 11: Yeah, I guess they missed you. Yeah, it was time
- 32:53Speaker 11: you had to break the record.
- 32:56Speaker 6: You know, I don't know.
- 32:57Speaker 9: I just.
- 33:00Speaker 6: It seems like everything I couldn't do good going into
- 33:03Speaker 6: that round I did great, and everything I used to
- 33:05Speaker 6: do great I couldn't do when that happens anyway, Yeah, yeah,
- 33:19Speaker 6: end your round with forty three putts. That's freaking disgraceful.
- 33:23Speaker 1: Hey, Zelda, that's for you.
- 33:29Speaker 6: And that's Daddy's back medicine, not bad medicine.
- 33:38Speaker 9: Or badminton whatever.
- 33:40Speaker 6: I mean badminton.
- 33:41Speaker 8: Yeah, I played that so basically basically for golfing.
- 33:46Speaker 2: You dropped the clinger.
- 33:48Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, But at least I didn't hit one
- 33:55Speaker 6: in the whales blowhole.
- 33:58Speaker 2: We there you go?
- 34:03Speaker 6: Or the show? All right, that's right, I avoided the show.
- 34:06Speaker 6: Hold two.
- 34:09Speaker 1: Nice?
- 34:12Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 34:14Speaker 1: Oh so, uh geez, it's it's been a minute, Ordy,
- 34:19Speaker 1: and I excuse to hit the bar. You gotta work out?
- 34:23Speaker 6: Do we need a workout? I can do a workout.
- 34:25Speaker 6: I can always throw together.
- 34:27Speaker 1: I don't know if you had one or not.
- 34:30Speaker 6: To go to a bar anyway, I mean, yeah we can.
- 34:33Speaker 6: We can do a workout. How about shoulders and traps tonight?
- 34:37Speaker 9: You know what, I've actually been needed to work on
- 34:39Speaker 9: my shoulders and traps, So yeah, let's do that.
- 34:41Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, well I'll be I'll be watching at the bar,
- 34:46Speaker 10: but you take it.
- 34:48Speaker 6: You just you just follow along behind me.
- 34:50Speaker 9: How about that, I'll do that with twelve ounces.
- 34:53Speaker 6: There you go, twelve ounces.
- 34:55Speaker 1: That's my workout for the.
- 34:57Speaker 6: So we'll we'll start off. We're just going to loose
- 35:00Speaker 6: in our arms up a little bit, you know, some
- 35:02Speaker 6: big rotating windmill type motions about ten forward, ten backward.
- 35:06Speaker 6: Just make sure that shoulder is good and loose. You
- 35:08Speaker 6: don't want to have any kind of impingement problems or
- 35:11Speaker 6: rotator cuff issues. And I would say a nice warm
- 35:16Speaker 6: upset would probably be we'll do some just straight up
- 35:20Speaker 6: shoulder you know, overhead presses with dumb bells. I would
- 35:24Speaker 6: say sixty pounds, so sixty in each hand. You can
- 35:29Speaker 6: crank off fifteen of those pretty quick, get your blood flowing,
- 35:35Speaker 6: and we'll go up to eighties from there and do
- 35:39Speaker 6: another set of ten and then we'll grab some of
- 35:43Speaker 6: the big boy dumbells, the hundred pounders, and we'll do
- 35:46Speaker 6: ten more. And I think, I think we'll wait on
- 35:53Speaker 6: the burnout and we'll just do like one ten for
- 35:57Speaker 6: until failure for the four set of shoulder presses. And uh, well,
- 36:05Speaker 6: like I said, we'll save the burnout for a little later.
- 36:09Speaker 6: We will, uh, we will do. Let's see, what are
- 36:13Speaker 6: we gonna do. We're gonna do lateral cable raises. You're
- 36:18Speaker 6: gonna get in your little cable rack system thing that
- 36:21Speaker 6: you see all the all the the wanna bees like
- 36:24Speaker 6: to do their chest crossover flies in there, you know,
- 36:28Speaker 6: and that kind of thing. But we're gonna use them.
- 36:31Speaker 6: You're gonna put them down on the lowest setting and
- 36:33Speaker 6: put the stirrup handles on the cables on both sides.
- 36:37Speaker 6: And you don't need a lot for this because you're
- 36:39Speaker 6: gonna be pulling up and this is a weird motion
- 36:43Speaker 6: for your shoulders. So start light, just like twenty pounds,
- 36:53Speaker 6: you know, for the average person, ten to twenty pounds
- 36:56Speaker 6: to be a fine start, and just you're gonna bring
- 36:58Speaker 6: them up. You don't want to go pass level, so
- 37:02Speaker 6: you're gonna bring them straight up. You're gonna look like
- 37:04Speaker 6: a giant t standing there when you're at the perfect position,
- 37:08Speaker 6: and then you're just gonna slowly lower them back down.
- 37:11Speaker 6: Don't go all the way to where it takes the
- 37:13Speaker 6: tension off your shoulders, but lower them almost to the
- 37:17Speaker 6: bottom and then go back up. Okay, like that, that's
- 37:21Speaker 6: the motion you want. You want to keep the tension
- 37:24Speaker 6: on the muscles, and uh, we're gonna do. We're gonna
- 37:29Speaker 6: do some increasing weight on this, but your increases are
- 37:32Speaker 6: going to be smaller increments with the With the cable rack,
- 37:36Speaker 6: you can usually work in five pound increments, which is
- 37:39Speaker 6: great for this exercise. The last set should just absolutely
- 37:45Speaker 6: be to pure failure until you cannot pull them up again.
- 37:54Speaker 6: After that, we're going to switch things up a little
- 37:57Speaker 6: bit and we're gonna go to an adjustable bench that
- 38:01Speaker 6: you're gonna put at about a I don't know, probably
- 38:05Speaker 6: somewhere around let's see, that's forty five. That's too much,
- 38:10Speaker 6: probably about like a thirty five degree angle, and we're
- 38:16Speaker 6: gonna grab some more dumbbells. I love dumbbells for shoulders.
- 38:19Speaker 6: I love dumbells period because they work a lot of
- 38:22Speaker 6: stabilizer muscles that you know, a regular full length bar
- 38:27Speaker 6: doesn't get to. So I really do like dumbbells, and
- 38:33Speaker 6: we're gonna we're gonna get We're gonna do some We're
- 38:36Speaker 6: gonna lay down, face down on this bench on this
- 38:39Speaker 6: slight incline of thirty degrees roughly, and we're gonna let
- 38:42Speaker 6: the bar bells hang. They'll kind of be like they'll
- 38:47Speaker 6: be going straight down with your arms, but it's kind
- 38:50Speaker 6: of in front of you and straight down because of
- 38:52Speaker 6: the way you're angled on the bench. And we're just
- 38:56Speaker 6: going to put a little slight bow in the elbows
- 38:59Speaker 6: and we're gonna raise them backwards. What you're trying to
- 39:02Speaker 6: do is what you're trying to achieve is like pinching
- 39:05Speaker 6: your shoulder blades together behind you. That's the motion you
- 39:10Speaker 6: want to do with these dumbbells. And this is for
- 39:12Speaker 6: your rear deltoid heads, your rhomboids, and your trapezis muscles. Great,
- 39:19Speaker 6: great exercise. Love this one. And we'll do four progressive
- 39:26Speaker 6: sets of that again, the last one being to complete failure.
- 39:33Speaker 6: And then I like to My gym has what they
- 39:38Speaker 6: call a barbel tree and they are set weight barbells
- 39:44Speaker 6: aligned on a giant a frame, and I just I
- 39:48Speaker 6: like to start with like a sixty pound and then
- 39:56Speaker 6: go up to seventy eighty ninety one hundred and just
- 39:59Speaker 6: we're to the point where I can't lift one up anymore.
- 40:02Speaker 6: Wherever AT stops, I stop. You're gonna you're gonna start
- 40:07Speaker 6: off doing ten reps, ten reps, ten reps, and then
- 40:12Speaker 6: you know, if you if you can only get eight,
- 40:14Speaker 6: then you get eight, but you move up to the
- 40:15Speaker 6: next one. If you can only get four, then you
- 40:17Speaker 6: only get four, and you just keep going up until
- 40:20Speaker 6: you can't push it anymore. And uh, let's see. Then
- 40:28Speaker 6: we're gonna go back to that adjustable bench and we're
- 40:31Speaker 6: gonna turn it into a chair, or if your gym
- 40:34Speaker 6: has a chair, just use the chair like a flat
- 40:37Speaker 6: back chair where you can keep your good support line. Uh,
- 40:41Speaker 6: you're gonna sit in this chair and we're gonna do
- 40:43Speaker 6: what's called an Arnold press. And if you're not familiar
- 40:48Speaker 6: with this, it's going to walk you out. So you're
- 40:55Speaker 6: gonna grab your dumbbells what you're comfortable with. Probably you know,
- 40:58Speaker 6: probably start with like a pair of fifty pound dumbbells.
- 41:02Speaker 6: And you're gonna hold them in a position where your
- 41:05Speaker 6: palms are facing you straight up, and then you're going
- 41:11Speaker 6: to turn them out and up at the same time.
- 41:15Speaker 6: And as you come back down, you're going to bring
- 41:16Speaker 6: them to that starting position where your palms are facing
- 41:19Speaker 6: you again. And it's it's a it's a weird kind of.
- 41:24Speaker 12: Feeling, and.
- 41:28Speaker 6: You know, you just you just do it and it hits.
- 41:33Speaker 6: If it's good enough for Arnold, it's good enough for anybody, right,
- 41:36Speaker 6: I mean God, I mean, you get your own exercise
- 41:40Speaker 6: named after you. You got to know something about what
- 41:42Speaker 6: you're doing.
- 41:44Speaker 1: Or have a lot of steroids.
- 41:46Speaker 6: I mean, there's that too. Look, there's no denying he
- 41:48Speaker 6: took the roids. I mean, that's what's wrong with his heart.
- 41:54Speaker 6: You can say what you will. That was what's wrong
- 41:55Speaker 6: with Hulk Hogan's heart. That's why he died. And I
- 42:00Speaker 6: thought it was just because he was Austrian. Uh I
- 42:03Speaker 6: didn't know Whule Cogan was Austrian? No wait, what got
- 42:18Speaker 6: but but yeah, I mean, you know, and and Hogan's
- 42:21Speaker 6: the same he and and and you know, Hunter Hunter Helmsley,
- 42:24Speaker 6: he's gonna be he's got to be wondering. He had
- 42:27Speaker 6: a frigging heart attack during one of his matches live
- 42:30Speaker 6: on TV before he went into management and married the
- 42:36Speaker 6: boss's daughter and all that. I mean, he literally had
- 42:39Speaker 6: a heart attack on the floor next to the ring
- 42:43Speaker 6: during a match. He's got to be wondering how much
- 42:47Speaker 6: time he has left.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Right, all right, Well we reached that point, ladies and gentlemen,
- 42:52Speaker 1: get your dollar bills ready, because everybody's favorite pole dancing
- 42:56Speaker 1: grandpa is up next with our poles here on passing best.
- 43:01Speaker 1: Andrew is coming to the stage.
- 43:02Speaker 8: And you speak, well, you'll have to forget me. I'm
- 43:10Speaker 8: moving a little slow. I've got it torn by hisses.
- 43:18Speaker 2: Hello.
- 43:20Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I'm u died myself. There we go commercial.
- 43:27Speaker 9: No, you're going to That's what I thought too. I'm like, okay, okay.
- 43:35Speaker 2: We're all we're all getting drinks, and the rick's over
- 43:38Speaker 2: there waiting on.
- 43:38Speaker 1: The I was I was working the poll, all dammit.
- 43:42Speaker 1: I was trying.
- 43:43Speaker 9: Oh but I forgot.
- 43:46Speaker 1: He's on the injured reserve list, so he can't twirl
- 43:47Speaker 1: on the poll in that anyway, So.
- 43:51Speaker 15: A little Louis will fix him right up. Now, I've
- 43:56Speaker 15: tore to my moniscus. Wow, been trying for six months.
- 44:02Speaker 6: It ain't worked yet, absorbing Junior.
- 44:09Speaker 2: Oh let's see what have we got?
- 44:11Speaker 9: Oh yeah, what do we got?
- 44:13Speaker 8: Peak Twitter for May June? Since we missed June, I
- 44:18Speaker 8: did two months drying and we and we had Jarvis best, big,
- 44:27Speaker 8: big beautiful.
- 44:28Speaker 2: Bill, the Elon Trump feuding and Texas flooding.
- 44:34Speaker 9: Oh oh it had to be Jarvis Oho.
- 44:40Speaker 2: No, Jarvis came in second.
- 44:42Speaker 8: Elon Trump shooting was the was the winner at forty
- 44:46Speaker 8: eight point two percent.
- 44:47Speaker 6: God, people are so droll.
- 44:49Speaker 1: See that's that's that's that should have fallen into ranked
- 44:52Speaker 1: voting category though, because that wasn't a majority.
- 45:00Speaker 8: So this month, this past month, it's such a great month.
- 45:06Speaker 8: We had Jean Jean Sweeney. And if I had thought
- 45:15Speaker 8: about it earlier, Rick, I'd have set it.
- 45:17Speaker 2: Up with you. You could have played the Gong show.
- 45:25Speaker 2: We have Sheriff Trump.
- 45:30Speaker 8: Takes his flood again, because again that did continue for
- 45:33Speaker 8: quite a bit after and Alligator Ali alp.
- 45:41Speaker 1: They didn't go with gater Gimo. It's so much shorter,
- 45:43Speaker 1: I know. And the illiteration, well that's why you.
- 45:47Speaker 9: Can't, like, I'm sorry, you cannot let Trump name things?
- 45:51Speaker 2: All right, we are actually gonna change the.
- 45:54Speaker 14: Option right, take a stand, Gator getting mob has spoken.
- 46:00Speaker 6: Take a stand, and it is now out in the
- 46:07Speaker 6: one of us.
- 46:11Speaker 1: Vote early and pretend you're a Democrat and vote often.
- 46:13Speaker 13: There you go.
- 46:17Speaker 6: Don't eat the chicken off Chuck Schumer's grill. I heard
- 46:20Speaker 6: it's raw.
- 46:23Speaker 1: Well, Chuckie Schumer has imaginary friends too, so I'd stay
- 46:28Speaker 1: away from that one.
- 46:29Speaker 8: Oh he was cooking for them?
- 46:35Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he forgot people are actually there like
- 46:38Speaker 1: tape showing him trying to cook, and I think he
- 46:40Speaker 1: was trying to pretend he was cooking for his imaginary constituency.
- 46:43Speaker 6: And oh man, that poor bastard.
- 46:54Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, speaking of that American Eagle ad with
- 46:56Speaker 1: the Gens thing, there was a country music writer who
- 47:00Speaker 1: and song and country music singer songwriter who put who
- 47:04Speaker 1: wrote a song like two or three years ago and
- 47:06Speaker 1: then said on it, and as soon as the Sydney
- 47:10Speaker 1: Sweeney thing broke, she released it because it had the
- 47:14Speaker 1: same premise as the commercial and it blew up at
- 47:17Speaker 1: the same time. It was I don't know, it was
- 47:21Speaker 1: just weird because we wrote it forever ago and then
- 47:23Speaker 1: I just kind of said on it, and then this
- 47:24Speaker 1: commercial thing broke and then I talked to my the
- 47:27Speaker 1: folks that put out the stuff, and yeah, it's already
- 47:30Speaker 1: out electronically, and I think it actually officially drops either
- 47:34Speaker 1: today or tomorrow in like you know, usual like CD
- 47:37Speaker 1: formats and stuff. But yeah, she's she's making bank off
- 47:40Speaker 1: of an all right, cool.
- 47:42Speaker 6: Hey capitalism.
- 47:45Speaker 2: Right. Somehow gaytor Geo just didn't make it. I thought it.
- 47:51Speaker 2: I know, I put Gator get my own.
- 47:53Speaker 8: Somehow it didn't make it.
- 47:56Speaker 1: Oh my god, damn you had once.
- 48:00Speaker 6: I think it's gonna be fine.
- 48:01Speaker 2: And one job, one freaking job.
- 48:08Speaker 9: One job, one day a month. You really dropped a
- 48:13Speaker 9: clanger on that one.
- 48:16Speaker 2: I did. I clanged it out.
- 48:19Speaker 6: Hey, come on, it's his first botch SayMore yet?
- 48:26Speaker 1: I mean, I mean we haven't fired seymore yet because
- 48:30Speaker 1: you can't find another research assistant that works for that
- 48:32Speaker 1: will work for fucking stakeums. That's why you haven't fired.
- 48:34Speaker 6: Well, that's true too, I'll work.
- 48:41Speaker 14: In the taco and tacos yep, yeah, oh.
- 48:56Speaker 6: Down.
- 48:57Speaker 8: I do know one thing, though, it's fre hot in.
- 49:00Speaker 6: Vegas for you, it's freaking hot, not in Vegas, yes,
- 49:06Speaker 6: also not Vegas is hot, but Vegas in August.
- 49:12Speaker 9: Yes, that is where I coined the phrase making ball soup.
- 49:18Speaker 8: And it it if it's.
- 49:23Speaker 1: That's one of the things I love about all the
- 49:24Speaker 1: leftists showing all the pictures of you know, like high
- 49:27Speaker 1: noon Vegas is like streets are empty. I'm like, it's
- 49:30Speaker 1: the middle of the summer. Who the hell goes to
- 49:32Speaker 1: Vegas and summer?
- 49:34Speaker 6: Yeah, it's one hundred and seventeen degrees, of course.
- 49:40Speaker 2: They hit well.
- 49:40Speaker 6: I mean in the upside to Vegas though, is is
- 49:43Speaker 6: you know. And look, don't get me wrong, I'm not
- 49:47Speaker 6: saying it's not hot, because one hundred and seventeen degrees
- 49:49Speaker 6: is hot. I don't get a ship where you are,
- 49:53Speaker 6: but one hundred and seventeen degrees at ten percent humidity
- 50:00Speaker 6: is a lot different than ninety five degrees at eighty
- 50:04Speaker 6: percent humidity.
- 50:07Speaker 13: And I mean.
- 50:10Speaker 6: Until you go into that kind of humidity and heat,
- 50:14Speaker 6: you just cannot understand it. It's it's literally like taking
- 50:19Speaker 6: a scalding hot shower, getting out, wrapping yourself in a
- 50:27Speaker 6: double thick wool blanket that's soaked in the same hot water,
- 50:31Speaker 6: and stepping into a song.
- 50:33Speaker 9: That's pretty apt.
- 50:35Speaker 2: Well.
- 50:36Speaker 6: Your body just you cannot There's there's so much moisture
- 50:42Speaker 6: in the atmosphere, your sweat cannot dry.
- 50:44Speaker 8: But gee, because I've worked in both environments, I'd rather
- 50:50Speaker 8: work in eight humidity than I would in one hundred
- 50:54Speaker 8: and seventeen degrees.
- 50:57Speaker 6: Explain that, please.
- 50:58Speaker 8: In the humidity, I know I'm sweating, and I take water.
- 51:01Speaker 8: I drink water. I stay hydrated a lot more. You
- 51:05Speaker 8: don't realize it's seventeen because you sweat dry so quick.
- 51:10Speaker 6: Well, I mean, I learned doing construction before I went
- 51:16Speaker 6: into the military, that you it doesn't matter what time
- 51:20Speaker 6: of the year it is. You take your five breaks
- 51:23Speaker 6: a day.
- 51:23Speaker 8: For water and what I'm saying water And I deal
- 51:27Speaker 8: with this because I am in basically the construction field.
- 51:30Speaker 8: I still deal with this because you know you're you
- 51:33Speaker 8: don't think about it. This is what I'm saying, is
- 51:36Speaker 8: it's not something that unless you're aware of it. Because
- 51:40Speaker 8: old and been there, done that, no longer young and stupid.
- 51:44Speaker 8: You do drink. But it makes a difference because you
- 51:47Speaker 8: don't realize.
- 51:50Speaker 6: I mean, I see what you're saying, and I and
- 51:52Speaker 6: I can get that, and I can understand that, but
- 51:55Speaker 6: my god, I don't know.
- 51:57Speaker 8: I just.
- 51:59Speaker 9: Yeah, not living and working, living and working in the
- 52:02Speaker 9: desert still and in construction ish still water isn't enough.
- 52:09Speaker 12: I you need to all buy stock and element I mean, yeah,
- 52:18Speaker 12: the lement t you know, the the rehydration packs. Yeah,
- 52:22Speaker 12: because I'm a seat for the watermelon salt, and especially
- 52:27Speaker 12: this time here.
- 52:29Speaker 8: I have to look into it. But it's just it's
- 52:31Speaker 8: that's just something I've noticed. And as an old man,
- 52:35Speaker 8: I don't have that issue because I'm like you, I'm
- 52:38Speaker 8: I drink water constantly. I'm not drinking a bottle of
- 52:40Speaker 8: water an hour.
- 52:41Speaker 2: I'm I'm feeling I'm under hydrated.
- 52:45Speaker 8: But I've watched the young kids, right, the young people,
- 52:49Speaker 8: It's like, how many monsters as you drink?
- 52:53Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, that's still poison me.
- 52:55Speaker 2: Why why don't you have.
- 52:58Speaker 9: Four white monsters in the day there wondering why they're
- 53:00Speaker 9: donuting out?
- 53:02Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's yeah, yeah yeah.
- 53:06Speaker 6: I just look, I'm telling you, it takes. It takes
- 53:10Speaker 6: a good fifteen minutes of just walking around the yard
- 53:13Speaker 6: picking up limbs after a storm, and I've already got
- 53:17Speaker 6: swamp ass, and there's just nothing you can do about it.
- 53:22Speaker 6: Is it's not gonna dry and go away until you
- 53:24Speaker 6: go inside and shower.
- 53:26Speaker 2: And I agree.
- 53:28Speaker 8: But for me though, it's a key thing of like, oh,
- 53:31Speaker 8: I need to make sure I'm drinking water. My shirt's
- 53:33Speaker 8: sweat so I know I sweated, right. Other people I've
- 53:36Speaker 8: talked with, they've come in and they're like, man, why
- 53:41Speaker 8: am I so thirsty? And it's like, dude, you've been
- 53:44Speaker 8: outside and you sweated, And they're like, well, I don't
- 53:48Speaker 8: show I'm sweated.
- 53:50Speaker 9: It evaporated.
- 53:53Speaker 6: Exactly, don't you.
- 53:55Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:56Speaker 6: It's yeah, yeah, that's a sweat and it's not going
- 54:02Speaker 6: to evaporate here, but the air is gonna settle on
- 54:05Speaker 6: top of it and add to it. Oh yeah, I
- 54:12Speaker 6: just walking around like that all day and working.
- 54:17Speaker 2: Oh that's that's why I moved to North Dakota.
- 54:21Speaker 6: Yeah, smart move.
- 54:23Speaker 8: It took us and took a supervisory job so I
- 54:25Speaker 8: don't have to work on the heat. I just got
- 54:26Speaker 8: to wander out there and make sure that they're working
- 54:28Speaker 8: in the heat.
- 54:30Speaker 6: You close to mine?
- 54:31Speaker 2: Not up there?
- 54:32Speaker 15: Uh?
- 54:33Speaker 8: Three hours, about an hour and a half. Two hours
- 54:35Speaker 8: from mine. I'm one hundred miles off the Montana border.
- 54:38Speaker 6: Okay, alright, I'm not trying to get private into your
- 54:46Speaker 6: house and stuff like that, so.
- 54:49Speaker 8: You can try, no that's okay.
- 54:56Speaker 6: No, no, no, no one's gonna be able to point
- 54:58Speaker 6: that finger at me.
- 54:59Speaker 2: You can, you can.
- 55:00Speaker 8: You can come and come into my house. Not a problem.
- 55:03Speaker 8: Just reminder. I'm just gonna remind you. You'll have fruitcake, and.
- 55:07Speaker 6: You know I'm good with that. Yeah, make it.
- 55:13Speaker 9: I saved simmon case there's a shortage of this holiday season.
- 55:16Speaker 6: There you go.
- 55:17Speaker 9: It's in the freezer.
- 55:19Speaker 6: In the freezer.
- 55:20Speaker 8: Oh, I actually have something with me right here, because
- 55:23Speaker 8: after I finished this show, I'm meeting up with the Troupe,
- 55:26Speaker 8: one of our Twitter friends who was Babe.
- 55:29Speaker 2: Of the Monk.
- 55:31Speaker 6: Oh, well, lucky you.
- 55:35Speaker 8: Yep, I mean, mister col meet Raquel in Vegas Legacy.
- 55:46Speaker 6: Really.
- 55:48Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm excited for you.
- 55:55Speaker 8: We're gonna meet up and go have dinner tonight and
- 55:58Speaker 8: have fruitcake, and then not this next week, but the
- 56:04Speaker 8: week after that, I'll be in Phoenix and probably spend
- 56:07Speaker 8: a couple of nights with her and her and Bill.
- 56:13Speaker 6: In phoneex phone X.
- 56:15Speaker 8: Yeah, they're having a conference or something down there. They
- 56:19Speaker 8: don't me.
- 56:19Speaker 6: I have to be a phone X worked for me.
- 56:22Speaker 8: Yeah, I go down there, go down the Aaron do
- 56:27Speaker 8: this conference thing or whatever. But they're paying, so I'll guess.
- 56:30Speaker 10: So yeah, heck yeah, why not stick to the streets
- 56:36Speaker 10: not the avenues.
- 56:43Speaker 9: So, since I've been talking, I think that's the rule
- 56:45Speaker 9: in Vegas. That's either the or in Phoenix. It's either
- 56:48Speaker 9: the rule in Phoenix or it's the opposite. I can't remember.
- 56:51Speaker 9: I think that's right.
- 56:56Speaker 8: I'm just gonna fight Taco Roo. So we're almost done here.
- 57:05Speaker 8: I figure we got a show behind us.
- 57:06Speaker 6: We are, we're pushing, We're pushing. Uh so, hey, let's
- 57:11Speaker 6: let's get around the horn here, Andrew, where can people
- 57:13Speaker 6: find you?
- 57:14Speaker 8: You can find me on the Twitter because it will
- 57:18Speaker 8: always be Twitter, Yes, sir at Nuke one retired.
- 57:25Speaker 2: I'm on there dropping group means and clangers and whatever else.
- 57:32Speaker 6: And poles and poles poles.
- 57:35Speaker 8: I do polls once in a while. There you go,
- 57:39Speaker 8: and that'd be it.
- 57:43Speaker 6: Okay, Well already yes, hi, yes, yes, uh.
- 57:52Speaker 9: Yeah, you can. You can find me on Twitter still
- 57:55Speaker 9: surprisingly his ordnance packard. Yeah yeah, no.
- 58:06Speaker 10: Like that's not even worth that, that's not even worth
- 58:08Speaker 10: the time to create an account, because I'd be suspended
- 58:10Speaker 10: before I finished the act. Oh, we heard you back
- 58:14Speaker 10: in the day with my old name when your Twitter
- 58:17Speaker 10: was actively banning any variation of that.
- 58:20Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
- 58:23Speaker 9: Yeah, so you can find me there. You can find
- 58:26Speaker 9: me in an hour with Rick as we do Rick
- 58:28Speaker 9: and already, and then that is it for the rest
- 58:31Speaker 9: of the week. I believe. Wow, did I do culture
- 58:35Speaker 9: shift last week?
- 58:37Speaker 1: Yes?
- 58:37Speaker 9: Because yes, yes, okay.
- 58:42Speaker 1: Yes, yes because juxtaposition is now the same week he
- 58:47Speaker 1: does culture shifts, right.
- 58:49Speaker 6: Yeah, well that makes it Aggie's turn.
- 58:53Speaker 11: Yes, well, you can find me at Aggie Wee Can
- 58:56Speaker 11: and at Agie the barkeep. Those are over on x
- 58:59Speaker 11: You can find me eight thirty pm Eastern Tuesday nights
- 59:02Speaker 11: doing the Cocktail Lounge with the Everswave Brad Schlager eight
- 59:07Speaker 11: thirty pm Eastern Friday nights doing he said, she said,
- 59:10Speaker 11: but the awesome co host here, Ridley Rick doing Toxic
- 59:16Speaker 11: Masculinity the second Wednesday of every month at eight pm,
- 59:20Speaker 11: and the first Monday of every month we as in
- 59:25Speaker 11: myself and Jeff get together and do spirited Books at
- 59:28Speaker 11: a thirty pm Eastern as well.
- 59:33Speaker 2: I know you're down last week.
- 59:35Speaker 11: He's doing better, I believe. He did say that his
- 59:38Speaker 11: foot is completely healed, so his stinkle so yeah, no.
- 59:44Speaker 2: He just needs to keep from planting it.
- 59:45Speaker 8: Somebody's ass.
- 59:50Speaker 6: Hey, hey, Rick, I'm gonna go and then let you
- 59:52Speaker 6: spin it.
- 59:52Speaker 1: Out, all right, folks, Coming up next in just about
- 59:56Speaker 1: thirty seconds or so, we have Behind the Toy Lines
- 59:58Speaker 1: with Gene and Ross and and I'll be back with
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: an hour with the Amish one and then we'll head
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: over to his HR territory. But I want to thank
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: everybody for hanging out with us tonight. I have a
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: great rest of your Wednesday night, and please, if you
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: would be so unkind inclined to make sure you stay
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: put for the rest of the programming. We're gonna turn
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: things over to the Behind the Enemy Lines crew in
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: just another couple of seconds here. I want to thank
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: the crew for hanging out with us. And uh, we
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: seem to have broken the curse because we're at eight
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: hundred right now, so I don't know what's going on
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: with nice all right, folks, hang out for Behind them
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: Lines coming up next right here live on Calm Radio.
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