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Deliver At All Costs - Full Game (Part 1) No Commentary Gameplay · No Commentary Gaming

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  The year is 1959, a time of rock'n'roll, polka dot dresses
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  and the ever looming dread of nuclear annihilation.
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  But let's not dwell on the doom and gloom.
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  Our tale begins on the sleepy island of Saint Monique.
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  When you get. That happy feeling.
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  Pass it on pass. It on.
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  Good morning fellow Islanders. It seems we're blessed with yet
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  another hot House of a day here on our precious island.
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  Sunny. Skies 86° and 100% humidity.
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  Good times. Don't forget sunscreen and
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  bottled water. The Sheriff's Department
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  continues to suffer on mass resignations, apparently because
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  of low wages and abysmal. Working conditions Deputy.
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  Lacrosse told St. Monique Morning Post, blaming it
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  on City Council. Ever so eloquent, he went so far
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  as saying, sincerely hope you don't get burglarized there
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  because soon, mark my words, there won't be any officers left
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  to protect this island. Harsh words.
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  Lock your doors, people. Finally, the new highway, Reed
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  up North is back on track after last week's protests and is
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  expected to be finished. Before.
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  Year's end. Now here's some more music.
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  Oh, did you? Feel that?
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  Is that a quick? And if it's happiness you're
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  after, pass it on. Pass it on.
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  Just be glad that you can spare it because it's more fun when
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  you share it. So when your heart is full of
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  laughter and. When?
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  You got this running over and when you get On pass it on.
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  Good morning, ladies and gents. Before you is Winston Green.
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  Seems like a regular show, doesn't he?
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  But don't let his unexceptional demeanor fool you.
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  Hidden beneath that everyday facade is a mine, Sharp as a
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  tack and nimble as a fox. He's a whiz kid.
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  An engineer. Survarth, they say.
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  Just imagine him in the throes of slumber, his rest disturbed
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  only by the jangle of a confounded alarm clock.
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  But it seems to be a bit busted. I wonder why.
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  Oh, there goes another one. But as you see, dear friends,
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  that's the beauty of Winston. He's like a fine piece of
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  equipment with just a few loose screws, no job to his name, and
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  a temper hotter than a jalapeno on the sun.
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  But such talent. If only he could put it to.
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  Use a red envelope. It could only mean one of two
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  things. Secret admirer or Someone wants
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  to murder me. Miss Landlord?
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  Definitely a love letter. Let's see, three months overdue
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  on rent? Another one for the pile.
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  Yep, honeymoon's definitely over.
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  This is my journal. I don't go anywhere without it.
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  Definitely not for publication. I used to scribble down my
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  engineering notes back in the day.
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  Now it mostly contains my thoughts.
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  With the help of We Deliver, anyone can enjoy the luxuries of
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  the mainland. We deliver anything, anywhere.
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  I Harold F Girther. Guarantee it, seeing as the
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  island's unemployment rate is higher than ever, you will be
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  happy. To know we.
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  Deliver as hiring Hurry over to their main office now on 13
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  Pharrell St. So couple of years back all
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  roads led me to Saint Monique. That's where everything kicked
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  off. The Girther.
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  Clan. They were the talk of the town.
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  The big man himself, Harold, practically had a Halo around
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  his head in these parts. He's a chip off the old block as
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  far as visage goes at least. Donovan, well, he was a piece of
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  work. Iron willed, ruthless and stiff
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  as a Redwood. I should go there ASAP.
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  Desperately need a job? Well, this car, it's Mr.
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  Palmer's, my somewhat eccentric neighbor.
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  He lets me use it now and then, all for just bringing him his
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  groceries. He's often up on the roof after
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  sunset. Odd habit.
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  Watch out And who might you be, citizen?
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  A concerned local, I presume. Your timely arrival might just
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  save me from the depths of fiscal discussions and
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  expenditure reports. I suppose you've heard about the
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  disappearance of my look alike, Bob.
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  Quite the predicament, isn't it? Bob's absence has left me in a
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  rather unusual position. You see, citizen, without Bob, I
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  might actually have to sit through the city's budget
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  meeting of fate I wouldn't wish upon my staunchest political
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  rival. Please help find Bob my look
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  alike. He thoroughly enjoys playing the
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  role of me, the mayor. He's likely roaming the streets
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  of Saint Monique City, basking in the admiration of our
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  citizens. Peculiar place.
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  Please. Don't step in it.
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  Right hi where can I find the administrator?
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  Which one? The nice one.
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  Or the asshole. Oh, the asshole.
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  Gee, I don't know the former. Looking for a job?
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  Desk, warehouse, or Courier? Work I There was an ad on the
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  radio. Harold then.
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  Good for you. Add the stairs.
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  One floor office can't miss it. Thank you.
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  Oh, and please don't step in it. 2nd floor it is then.
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  There we go. Thank you so much about.
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  This door, perhaps. Remember, this is your life now.
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  Wonder what Winston from two years ago would say if he knew?
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  Come. In here goes nothing.
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  Yes, and I help you, young man. Yeah, shoot, where are my
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  manners? Harold F Girther, CEO.
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  But you can call me Harold. To what do I owe the pleasure?
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  Winston, Sir, Winston Green, I heard an ad on the radio said
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  you're hiring. On the radio this morning, you
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  mean? But I oh wait, that was a while
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  ago. They must have mixed their tapes
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  up. How embarrassing.
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  I you mean there's no job? Oh, I'm sorry, son, this is
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  you're not from here, are you? Well, actually, I grew up on a
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  farm, Sir, a couple of hours South of New Reed.
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  A farmer's boy. Necessity is the mother of
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  invention. Places are goner now though the
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  highway projects out of that. That damn highway.
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  Winston, this is Donovan. My son Donovan, this is Winston
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  Green. He came here looking for work
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  but. We're not hiring right now,
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  remember? Christ, don't tell me it's that
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  damn radio ad again. It seems like you're out of
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  luck, Mr. Green Hope that damn host chokes on his mic.
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  Anyway, wanted to remind you about that report.
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  You know Allison, hate to fly up there empty handed next week.
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  Donnie Sharp Good with numbers. However, a business is more than
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  that. It's about reciprocity,
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  community people trust. Tell you what, I've got an idea.
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  Go down to storage, find Johnny. Tell him Harold sent you to run
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  a few deliveries and he'll set you straight.
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  In the meantime, I'll make some calls.
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  When you're done, return to me and we'll work something out.
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  I thank you, Sir. Least I could do.
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  Good luck son. Where's Johnny?
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  Ah, you must be Winston. I'm Johnny, the linchpin of
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  operations here at We Deliver. You see, I'm the one who
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  orchestrates the flow of everything from the tiniest
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  paper clip to the largest orders.
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  You'll be receiving your assignments directly from me.
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  It's crucial to understand that I have refined these processes
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  to perfection over my years here.
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  Adherence to my methods is not just expected, it's essential
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  for our collective success. Remember Winston, in this pond,
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  I'm the one who keeps the ecosystem balanced.
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  I look forward to seeing if you can swim with the current.
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  A company car is parked outside. Go find it and I'll call you on
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  the radio with instructions for your first delivery.
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  Oh, a tool chest? I wonder what's inside.
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  Gee whiz, smells like a fish market in here.
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  Winston, there is a parcel waiting for you at a shop at the
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  north side of Saint Monique City.
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  The Palm Royal are preparing for their big decennial
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  celebrations. You were to transport something
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  they ordered as part of their grand finale.
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  No, you're here to pick up the kiloton calamity.
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  Great. It's Outback.
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  Where do you need me to sign just?
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  Just wait. For a moment before you load it
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  up OK. OK.
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  me, let's settle. Got a great guy's grip.
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  Smokes payback clock. Take it.
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  Watch it. You're an apple, my man.
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  Let's sell. This is tragic.
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  Can you believe that the customer paid extra for
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  additional packaging? Winston?
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  What nonsense. I ignored that, of course, and
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  was able to save money for the company.
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  A good businessman is always searching for ways to save
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  money, Winston, remember that. SIP.
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  Hey, over here. You blind?
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  Hey pal, glad you showed up. I just need you to load up this
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  crate of fresh melons. Don't believe a word that man
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  tells you. Those fruits are far from fresh.
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  They stink to high heaven. He tried to fool me first, as if
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  I wouldn't recognize inferior products.
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  Honest mistake miss someone must have pulled one over on me by
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  selling bad. Produce.
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  How am I supposed to make any money back when you turn the
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  cargo into a fruit slurry? I bought these melons for cheap.
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  Never mind what the old broad says.
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  We'll find a buyer. Just you wait.
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  melon. Ladies and gentlemen, gather
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  round. We've got a pressing matter to
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  discuss today. It's time to talk about that
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  most discomforting predicament known as Constipation.
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  Looks like the pipes are clogged both.
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  But don't you worry because we've got just the solution for
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  you. Introducing Dr. Gutbuster Super
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  Laxative Elixir. It's like a plunger for your
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  inside. Yes, folks, this marvelous
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  elixir is a miracle in a bottle. If you're feeling down and out
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  all backed up and no relief insight, Doctor Gutbuster is
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  here to send things right. They're going through.
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  Hurry up and catch them. You park the car under the
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  outlet and give it a good spritzing while I go talk to my
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  buddy, the foreman. Hey, Freddy, old buddy.
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  How's the missus? Come on, Winston, get going.
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  I can only keep him distracted for so long.
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  Oh, now these look excellent. I hope this taught you a
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  valuable lesson about trying to get past me with inferior
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  merchandise. Thanks a bunch partner.
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  I'm off to celebrate this little caper with a drink.
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  I'll probably choose some other joint though.
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  Mr. Green, I presume? Yeah.
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  I'm Gordon Victus. My apologies Mr. Green, but we
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  are closed at this hour, hence why I'm sitting here, guard dog
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  as I am. Woof.
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  Right. Would you mind opening the gate
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  now? Would I mind?
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  Why, of course not, Mr. Green, of course not.
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  A quick question before you go though, if I may.
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  Yeah. I have 3 heads.
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  Cut off 1 I become stronger, cut off 2 I become ten.
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  Who am I? I what?
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  Think on it. You'll go on in now.
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  What the hell? Mr. Green was.
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  It seems you're late. My father used his heart for a
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  compass once again. I see.
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  He insisted I'd be compensated for today's misunderstanding.
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  Well, he is a gentleman and this morning couldn't shake a feeling
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  of deja vu. Do I know you from somewhere?
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  Doubt it Sir. I'm from A.
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  Farmer's boy South of New Reed, I heard.
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  What Mohannesburg. Copperhead.
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  Tannerson. Is that right?
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  Interesting. Yeah.
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  Why is that? Not a lot of.
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  Winston, you're back. How did it go?
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  Well, all things considered, he's.
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  Late. Give the man a break, Donnie.
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  Remember your first day here. Hardly comparable.
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  Oh wait a second, what do you mean first day?
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  Winston, I've done some thinking.
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  We could use another hand for the.
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  Love of him. Don't mind Donnie, he'll come
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  around, you'll see. I thank you, Sir.
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  Don't mention it. Well, it's getting late.
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  See you Monday morning. You bet.
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  Donovan, What's his problem? I'm not losing it, am I?
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  No. No, there are monstrous.
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  Worms. Right beneath us.
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  The kind that gulp you down before you can even blink.
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  They sense every shake, every shutter.
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  Of the Earth. You've got to be crafty, Palmer,
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  if you're going to reach that emergency ration box.
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  Across. The block, yes, that's it.
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  The rooftops, they are the key. You got them.
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  Bless you, child. Now remember, stay light on your
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  feet. Those worms, they're always
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  listening. Dear Mr. Green, it's a matter of
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  national security. Your request has been denied.
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  Reckless behaviors cause great harm and forfeits any future
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  rights to demands. If we most mutual must stress,
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  you put this topic to rest, lest we may have to take decisive and
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  irredeemable actions. Government property.
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  So we'll look for other collaborators on future trials.
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  Stanley Division. I wish I never have to hear that
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  name again. To Dreamland.
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  We know that Winston frequently toiled late into the night, all
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  to occupy his sharp intellect. Consider this rocket, ladies and
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  gentlemen, our true testament to the engineering prowess of its
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  era. Winston, for the most part,
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  chose the solitude of his thoughts.
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  But, dear audience, that was all about to change.
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  No thank you, I said. No coming.
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  What? That time I'm here to pick you
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  up. He's suffering.
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  I'm Norman. Winston Norman, Look, I'm sorry
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  about that. You know, I thought it was
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  another one of those doorstep scams.
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  Oh man, my bad. Banging on the door like that.
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  Thought you were asleep. You're a coffee person.
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  Personally, I can't wake up without the Dang thing.
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  Whoa. Is that a?
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  It's it's nothing that's just a just a stupid project.
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  Mind if I take a look? I I guess.
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  Dang, would you look at that shit?
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  I mean, not actual shit. Didn't mean it like that.
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  It's just that it's so so my daughters would go crazy and
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  hooked on space, you know, really impressive model.
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  Actually, it's a working rocket. I was supposed to be anyway.
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  What, you an engineer or something?
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  Well, not anymore, I'm not. That stupid man.
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  You know, some people would definitely disagree.
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  Hey look, we should probably get going.
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  Sure, just want to. Oh man, just look at all the
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  little wait. I'll just
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  Hey I'm really sorry about the mess, I will help you fix it.
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  It's fine. Promise I'll make it up to you.
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  By the way, this is yours. Well, not technically yours, but
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  you know what? Did you learn that stuff anyway?
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  I look, it's a long story. It doesn't matter anymore.
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  Different life. What?
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  No, man, it's just that. What?
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  How old are you? 24.
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  See, I'm 45 when I was over in the Pacific, crawling around
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  like some damn mud skipper in the jungle.
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  Try not to get my head blown off.
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  That's some different life right there.
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  The hell is a mud. Skipper.
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  Yeah, it's AI. Don't know, like a weird fish?
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  Never mind. That ain't the point, man.
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  Point is, you should be too young to say that, you know.
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  I'd be surprised. I can't imagine what it must
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  have been like. I'm sorry you had to go through
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  that. Yeah, not everyone had someone
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  waiting for them back home. How much time do we have?
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  We still got time. Why?
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  I'll show you. Hell man, you got your own
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  workshop. No, my landlord.
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  Lets me use it. Oh, Bessie sure could use a
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  round in here, huh, my mistress? Right, well I have a little
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  something for the truck I want to try.
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  Out. Is it a rocket engine?
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  Seems I'm running low on those. Touché.
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  Oh hell yeah. Yeah, pretty cool, huh?
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  Consider my mind blown and can I have one?
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  All right, buddy, you've got your gadget and we've had our
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  coffee. I'd say we're ready to head to.
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  We deliver. So let's go.
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  Good morning, gentlemen. Morning, Gordon.
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  Mr. Green, do you have an answer to my question by any chance?
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  No, look, we're. A hint, I'm an animal.
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  Good God. I have 3 heads.
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  Cut off 1 I become stronger, cut off 2 I become ten.
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  Who am I? I I got it.
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  May I? Will you go ahead, Mr. Johnson?
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  A fox. Well, a what?
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  Fox. Cut off one letter you get ox,
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  cut off 2 you get XX is 10 in Roman numericals.
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  Very good. Oh, that's impressive, Norman.
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  Well, you know. Mr. Green, would you like
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  another? No, thank you.
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  Well, this looks promising. What does that smell?
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  Hot damn, that's foul. Man.
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  Look at those two fools. Seems I have my work cut out for
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  me. Catch you later, Winston.
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  Later. Oh.
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  What the Oh God. Damn, Winston.
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  Oh sweet Lord, am I glad to see you.
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  Oh. Jeez, what is that?
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  Well, if you ever wonder what 10 tons of expired Pacific halibut
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  smells like, this is it. And before you ask, no, there's
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  there's no market for it, Johnny.
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  I'll get it under control, Sir. It's my fault the delivery from
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  the flopping fish market down at the Wharf that was supposed to
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  be sent by train last Saturday. I got the schedules mixed up so
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  it sat here fermenting over the weekend.
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  Smells. Smells like death itself.
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  Died. Well put, my good man.
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  We need to find a way to get rid of it before the next shipment
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  arrives. Talk to Johnny.
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  He'll fill you in. I need to make some calls.
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  Oh, your uniform is pressed and ready in your locker.
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  Fish smell. What are you fussing about?
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  Now listen up. Just look around at these fine
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  walls. One day my portrait might be
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  hanging here. A testament to success right
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  there with the greats such as the late Gustav Girther, the
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  visionary founder of We Deliver. Imagine that, eternally
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  celebrated here at We Deliver. Now your company car is parked
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  just outside. Once you're settled in, contact
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  me on the radio. I'll be waiting to give you the
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  details of your next delivery. Got another delivery for me.
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  Mr. Engineer, there's no room for dry runs.
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  It's time to show your metal. I need you to hightail it to
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  Port Bell pronto. Hey there fellas, are you tired
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  of those pesky little white flakes?
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  Raining down from your noggin? Well, worry no.
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  More introducing Dandy dandruff Dasher.
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  It's the magic. You're going to haul that
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  leviathan to the flopping fish market in Saint Monique City in
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  pristine condition. Should be no sweat for a
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  brainiac like you. Would you believe it?
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  Her father, that old salt, won't let me court Daisy unless I can
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  prove myself as a fisherman. Henry, you get turned around in
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  your own bathtub, let alone the ocean.
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  Not just any fish will do. Only a Marlin can make a dent of
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  that man's brow, especially that elusive white Marlin folks been
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  talking about for years. My hard earned cash and suit
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  might be a spin in the ocean to him, but I'll show him.
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  I ain't no con artist and you ain't no ordinary career.
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  I can tell. You get it right.
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  This is the only way for me and Daisy to be together.
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  I need you to make this happen. I'm on it.
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  escape. Well, I'll be a monkey.
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  His uncle Henry. You really did it, son.
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  I'd be honored to have a skilled angler like you courting my
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  daughter. But let me tell you, she's a
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  tough catch. Even tougher than the ones we
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  reel in out at sea. Don't get too confident just
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  yet, young fella. I'm in your debt, Winston, but
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  I've gone and spent every penny on that fish.
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  Did you ever find yourself in Shellington?
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  Please make it a point to come find me, won't you?
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  Sure. Happy to help.
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  If you ever lose this Pearl of a car, contact me.
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  Company property is my domain and under my command, not a
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  single item has been lost. I haven't found Miss Rover's old
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  lipstick under one of the office desks.
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  Nothing gets by me. Hello, I'm ready for the next
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  delivery. Right Winston, Just one delivery
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  left for the day. The Auto Inflato Heliomatic
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  2000, The ultimate automatic balloon blower.
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  As soon as I saw this amazing product, I knew it would be
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  perfect for us. From now on, we'll leave a
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  balloon with every delivery we make a gift to each of our
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  customers. It'll be Our Calling card to
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  begin with. We will hand out balloons to
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  some of our most valued customers.
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  Load that contraption on the car while I get the order form
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  ready. Winston, what did you do?
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  Never mind. Now one turns it off.
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  Here is the order form. You better start driving.
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  The first balloon should be delivered to the construction
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  foreman, Bill Johnson, for being a valued customer of
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  distinguished Strands, crafter of bespoke wings and toupees.
• 58:43
  I guess my secrets not so secret anymore, huh?
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  My crew will never let this go. The second parcel should be
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  delivered to the long haul trucker Ray Big Rig Thompson for
• 58:55
  being a valued customer of premium protection, supplier of
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  discreet adult diapers since 1945.
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  I thought these things were supposed to be discreet.
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  Guess. I'm the butt of.
• 59:39
  The job now? The next one should be delivered
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  to Missus LeBlanc. She owns that hairdresser salon
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  and has apparently bought a sizeable amount of poochies and
• 59:49
  poodles. Perfect flea free fixer Elixir
• 59:52
  shampoo. Why are you giving this to me?
• 1:00:22
  How dare you. I would never purchase such a
• 1:00:25
  product. Get away from my store.
• 1:00:28
  Right. The next delivery is to Mr.
• 1:00:30
  Montgomery for having bought one of each item offered in the
• 1:00:33
  Fungi Fix Foot Emporium. Jeez, trucks are you?
• 1:01:30
  What now? Now.
• 1:01:31
  You must be looking for someone else.
• 1:01:35
  My T-bone steaks. The next balloon should go to
• 1:01:39
  room One O 3 at that miserable hotel at the bottom of the
• 1:01:42
  steps. What is it called?
• 1:01:44
  the Vulture. This happy recipient is to
• 1:01:48
  receive a balloon for having bought no less than 300 portions
• 1:01:51
  of Bachelor's banquet single portion TV dinners during the
• 1:01:55
  last year. You're barking up the wrong
• 1:02:12
  tree, my friend. 300 is it? Well, I may have sampled A
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  handful owing to their darn convenience, you understand.
• 1:02:20
  The next delivery is earmarked for the slick haired icon Pete
• 1:02:23
  Pompadour Sullivan as an esteemed patron of Pest Buster,
• 1:02:28
  provider of the ultimate lice combating solution.
• 1:02:56
  I'm just scratching because. You know, new.
• 1:02:59
  Hair gel. Right.
• 1:03:01
  Only two deliveries left, Winston.
• 1:03:03
  This one is to Captain Malone of the Blue Horizon.
• 1:03:06
  You need to hurry. According to the schedule, the
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  ship is about to leave port. Captain Malone is to receive a
• 1:03:11
  prize for having bought the most boxes of Vermex rodent repellent
• 1:03:15
  this year. Rodents on board on my ship,
• 1:04:07
  never seen one. Final delivery Winston This one
• 1:04:11
  is to Helen Hardhat Bennett at Nifty Homes to celebrate 30 days
• 1:04:15
  without an accident. Is this supposed to be funny?
• 1:05:18
  I think this man wants to take a swim.
• 1:05:22
  That was the final one, Winston. Not a minute too late.
• 1:05:24
  The machine should be out of balloons soon.
• 1:05:27
  I just got word from Donovan. Maybe we can put those last
• 1:05:30
  balloons to one final use. It's time to set the machine
• 1:05:33
  free. Picture this folks.
• 1:05:40
  You wake up in the morning feeling like a sack of potatoes,
• 1:05:43
  but with just one. Dose of soup.
• 1:05:48
  Who knows Winston, aim for the stars.
• 1:05:50
  Now you've done it. Just perhaps, one day you might
• 1:05:54
  be fortunate enough to step into these shoes of mine.
• 1:05:57
  Just imagine the. Privilege of taking over my role
• 1:06:00
  with all its crucial responsibilities.
• 1:06:55
  Winston, are you there, my boy? I'm here.
• 1:06:59
  We've received complaints about balloons.
• 1:07:03
  Johnny had a moment of inspiration.
• 1:07:04
  I think. Well, that sounds like Johnny.
• 1:07:09
  All right, Winston, see you tomorrow.
• 1:07:42
  Winston, where are you, you little weasel?
• 1:07:46
  He's sleeping, for heaven's sake.
• 1:07:48
  Calm down, Frank. Why are you holding a rifle?
• 1:07:52
  Oh, you stay out of this, ally. He had one damn job.
• 1:07:56
  One now the Hen house looks like the goddamn Battle of
• 1:08:00
  Gettysburg. He's just a child.
• 1:08:03
  What are you doing? Well, maybe if you'd stop
• 1:08:05
  encouraging him to build all those useless gadgets and
• 1:08:08
  gizmos, he'd get some actual work done around here.
• 1:08:12
  Frank. I told you to secure that fence,
• 1:08:15
  boy. Now get up, huh?
• 1:08:18
  What? All right, here's what's going
• 1:08:20
  to happen. You're going to take that rifle.
• 1:08:23
  But it's the middle of the night.
• 1:08:25
  Don't interrupt me, boy. You're going to track that
• 1:08:28
  wretched animal and deal with it.
• 1:08:30
  But it's holed up in one of those old dens in the woods
• 1:08:33
  Outback near Ripley's I what? About his pups.
• 1:08:38
  Now, when you've dealt with it, you're going to fix that goddamn
• 1:08:41
  mess in the hen house. But I don't care if it takes you
• 1:08:45
  a week neither. You understand me, boy.
• 1:08:47
  Yes, Sir. Why
• 1:09:08
  Oh please, not now. Ah, monsoon season.
• 1:09:47
  How it saturates the ground and revivifies the colors of nature
• 1:09:55
  like a glass of icy lemonade under the shade of the Magnolia
• 1:09:59
  on a hot summer's day. It gives us respite.
• 1:10:04
  Some would call it a new beginning.
• 1:10:06
  Others, however. Leave me alone on a.
• 1:10:18
  Sunday morning? Really.
• 1:10:31
  Oh, this better be life or death.
• 1:10:33
  Yes, hello. Look out the window.
• 1:10:36
  What do you see? It's raining.
• 1:10:39
  No, it's a disaster. Shipping came early.
• 1:10:42
  It's also Sun. Get your ass here right now.
• 1:10:46
  Day I. Guess I'd better put on my
• 1:10:50
  raincoat.