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Episode 102: 8 Seconds · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hello, just listening to the latest Tom and Jerry here
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  Speaker 1: while I point this chimney. They're talking about bull riding
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  Speaker 1: this week. I had to go at that once on
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  Speaker 1: a mechanical bull and blackpool. That time the family forced
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  Speaker 1: me to go on holiday. I will write good at it,
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  Speaker 1: But then again I had a lot of practice, not
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  Speaker 1: on a bull, of course, but on a Bolson's chair.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell will you get caught and the gale force
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  Speaker 1: wind and one of those when you're two hundred foot
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  Speaker 1: up in the are you learn of leg muscles you
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  Speaker 1: never knew you had enjoy And I'll see the.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome. What is it this week now? That held you
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  Speaker 2: up this week?
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  Speaker 3: I'm late this week because the takes me hughes back
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  Speaker 3: and I had to This will be an interesting phrase
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  Speaker 3: that you never most people. You just won't get to
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: use this in too many weeks. I had to borrow
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  Speaker 3: a book Grake time.
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  Speaker 2: You're very well. Welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jerry McBride. That's Tom o' my honey over there.
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  Speaker 2: He had to borrow a book rag time. That sounds
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  Speaker 2: like that. That sounds like Tom. If you ever like it,
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  Speaker 2: puzzles you for years what the lyrics to here come
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  Speaker 2: the Hot step or yea? And you look it up
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  Speaker 2: as an and it says I had to borrow a book,
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  Speaker 2: Greg Time, I'm like, well, I was never going to
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  Speaker 2: get that. I was miles away for years.
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  Speaker 3: You were for years you were saying, Papa damn preach,
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  Speaker 3: Papa dam preached? What what borrow a book? Grake Time?
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  Speaker 3: That doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 2: Before you get into your book, Greg Time, we we
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  Speaker 2: we were listening to inform or by snow with the children.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't sit them down around the fire and just
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  Speaker 2: come like you did sit down teach you about the
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  Speaker 2: early part of the nineties and the if you remember
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  Speaker 2: your informers, it was like mili boom down. I thought,
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: was he's going to lick your boom bom now right, No,
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  Speaker 2: not the case me, licky bum bum den. I mean
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  Speaker 2: to say, who in the past what that my man
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  Speaker 2: is using. He's going to licky boom boom them. He's
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  Speaker 2: going to fight whoever it was that informed on him,
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  Speaker 2: and he's going to fight him so much that they
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  Speaker 2: are going boom boom they're dead. Well, that's clear where
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  Speaker 2: the confusion came out.
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  Speaker 3: I factive believe the outlid was singing that song when
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  Speaker 3: I went down to him that earlier.
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  Speaker 2: So me happy borrow your book, gregg.
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  Speaker 3: Ky me bury me book, grig tyn did down because
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  Speaker 3: there's no better yoke. Have to drive fence posts into
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  Speaker 3: rocky ground. Yes, why the jerry has used the phrase
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  Speaker 3: many times to bend the crow bar in the bog,
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  Speaker 3: And we described for you many moons back what an
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  Speaker 3: actual crow bar is. Not the private the nail bars
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  Speaker 3: you're thinking of, that the the criminal will use in
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  Speaker 3: our to crack open a crate in so many movies
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  Speaker 3: like to take Out, that's the pry bar. Nail bars
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  Speaker 3: are smaller one, and no, not the one where you'll
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  Speaker 3: meet the nice Korean lady who'll do your nails. And
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  Speaker 3: crow bar is a big, fucking brutal a thing probably
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  Speaker 3: weighing about eight to ten pounds that can for driving
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  Speaker 3: big holes in the ground or knocking big lumps of
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  Speaker 3: concrete off a thing straight like a javelin.
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  Speaker 2: And one side of it is sort of spaded on
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  Speaker 2: one side.
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  Speaker 3: Of point exactly. But that's no good to me, because
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to yoke as narrow as a brush handle.
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  Speaker 3: I need a yoke that's about two and a half
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  Speaker 3: inches across to drive a big fucking hole. Because I'm
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  Speaker 3: driving fence posts where they're half fence posts. The little
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  Speaker 3: light posts shout out to the hardware and casual they
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  Speaker 3: did me a great deal, and I lash them and
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  Speaker 3: it would see my trees are run a bit crooked,
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  Speaker 3: and pointed out to me by my very good wife
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  Speaker 3: who likes to just go around the place create new jobs.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, that's that's the next time. So the only
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  Speaker 3: thing to do it is a ten kilo fucking book
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  Speaker 3: rate time using. And it is his old school steel.
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  Speaker 3: That's this stuff was original, original, came out of a rock,
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  Speaker 3: this or this is honestly, I'd say this is probably
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  Speaker 3: off a sixty year old book crag.
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  Speaker 2: And which long time listeners will know is a spike
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  Speaker 2: at the front of the tractor.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is a spike from the back of the tractor,
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  Speaker 3: the extra long ones to five foot one for picking
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  Speaker 3: up a big haystack. So you'd stick it out like
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  Speaker 3: I said, a fork a dinner fark. You'd back into
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  Speaker 3: a big haystack and it would get all but the
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  Speaker 3: spikes underneath it. And it's one of them spikes that
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  Speaker 3: was going spare one time with the grandfather's buck crag,
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  Speaker 3: which is a great word. I love saying it out loud,
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  Speaker 3: buck crack a sm r. People would be say it
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  Speaker 3: again to buck crag. And that's that's what I had
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  Speaker 3: me late this evening and then.
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  Speaker 2: The com here time are you you're you're you're doing
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  Speaker 2: that this evening? You're driving fans supposed this evening.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, after this jury, I mean as well, true,
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  Speaker 3: it's a fine evening, Jeral.
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  Speaker 2: Otherwise I was gonna ask why that fuck it held
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  Speaker 2: me up?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I never.
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  Speaker 2: Gave Tom shit about being late for one reason or another,
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  Speaker 2: because I gotta tell you, it comes around my side
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  Speaker 2: as well, and I don't have any excuses like well
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  Speaker 2: I had to go borrow a book Gregg Tang, and
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  Speaker 2: they're more like, you know, well my dog saw his
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  Speaker 2: dog best friend walk past outside and I had to
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  Speaker 2: take him out to Salo. Otherwise he wouldn't have given
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  Speaker 2: me a minute's piece. Two very different worlds were living
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  Speaker 2: in here.
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  Speaker 3: But it's yeah, it is is true. But look they're
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  Speaker 3: all responsibilities of a grown man where you have to
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  Speaker 3: do these things. So that's where I'm at that's where
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  Speaker 3: I'm at. I explained to Jerry. I got peak bloke satisfaction.
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: At the weekend we talked about never throwing stuff out.
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  Speaker 3: I gifted secondhand moving on from book read hugely, hugely oversized,
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  Speaker 3: strong fucking angle brackets many years by comedian Daniel O'Brien
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  Speaker 3: from a friend his never got to use him. This
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  Speaker 3: must be twelve years ago. Finally finally got to use
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  Speaker 3: him at the weekend. And now all the big long
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  Speaker 3: lengths of four to and all that are all up
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  Speaker 3: on the wall. Neatst could be, but it just goes
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  Speaker 3: to show never throw throw nothing out. That's got half
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  Speaker 3: a hint to be used. If you can find the
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  Speaker 3: space for it, just push it away.
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  Speaker 2: The Tom and Jerry Show is brought to you by
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  Speaker 2: the message throw nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Out, throw nothing out. Look, I tell you one thing.
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  Speaker 3: They are carbon fucking neutral at this stage. Then that's
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  Speaker 3: those brackets they came from. They were made by Dublin
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  Speaker 3: City County Council, probably twenty years ago at this stage.
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  Speaker 3: And there they are in brand new life here in
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  Speaker 3: cuth Tipperary, holding up timber on the side of my wall.
• 6:34
  Speaker 3: Very exciting time. Not I wore goggles as well for Jerry,
• 6:39
  Speaker 3: just in case the podcast got really I've done. I'm
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: doing this ironically because I hate the bastard. Things really
• 6:47
  Speaker 3: upset me.
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: I sent tomin Instagram and it was where safety goggles
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  Speaker 2: because you can't hear titties. This is what the algorithm
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  Speaker 2: is servings ladies and gentlemen. What can I tell you?
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  Speaker 3: It's not a minion miles off. Oh by the way,
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  Speaker 3: if I forget to say it, I said, I have
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  Speaker 3: to say it because I would I would forget it otherwise,
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  Speaker 3: was it? Mark and Ashling? At the weekend podcast listeners
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  Speaker 3: were at my show in Limerick. Indolence sold out. You
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  Speaker 3: were amazing, great crack, so thank you very much. Sick
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  Speaker 3: came up afterwards. I think we got a photograph.
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  Speaker 2: The way you snuck in that it was sold out there, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: I yeah, I absolutely was going to say that. I
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  Speaker 3: was absolutely going to say it at the top. It
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  Speaker 3: was going to happen like I would have said, a
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  Speaker 3: lovely crowd if there was like four people there, but no,
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  Speaker 3: they filled out.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for the God.
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  Speaker 3: I was in competition with amazing. I was in a
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  Speaker 3: competition with a drag show that was next door that
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: sounded interesting anyway, but we got our audiences. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think we're stealing the bread out of each other.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, we're taking food of anybody who played there. Well,
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  Speaker 2: Mark Lash and Harriet's all keeping and I was there
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  Speaker 2: in spirit, folks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, come on, we get on with the show. Jesus,
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  Speaker 3: We get on with the show, keeping the hit here,
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  Speaker 3: come on to fuck Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's enough talk about Bouck Gregg's and anglairn uh.
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  Speaker 2: You know for a show that we started laid folks
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  Speaker 2: who were in no hurry to get it.
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  Speaker 3: We have to hold on, Jerry, We have to face
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  Speaker 3: the real world asten as I hit stop record on this.
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  Speaker 3: So as long as you're like, well.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, We're gonna rock in with the
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  Speaker 2: weekly what have you, folks. This is the big news
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  Speaker 2: of the week. You know what it is. It's the
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  Speaker 2: weekly one have you.
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  Speaker 4: This is a very complicated case, mad, You know, a
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  Speaker 4: lot of a lot of outs, a lot of what
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  Speaker 4: have you, and uh, a lot of SCRAMs to keep
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  Speaker 4: in my head.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I tell you one thing now, you would often
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: be dabbling back and forth, things going. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Can we get a bit of crack out of that.
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  Speaker 3: Can we do this? Jerry sent me on a video
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, yep, I don't even fully know
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  Speaker 3: what's going on here, but I mean to get into it.
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  Speaker 2: Tell it was WrestleMania yesterday and the day before. We're
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  Speaker 2: recording on Monday. I'm after sitting up at four o'clock
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  Speaker 2: in the morning for it's in a row. I gotta tell.
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  Speaker 3: You it's over two nights now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's over two nights. They put it in three.
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  Speaker 2: If the good bast bastards right, And if you think
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  Speaker 2: this week's weekly what have you is about WrestleMania, it
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  Speaker 2: is not. Because this year's WrestleMania's two nights we're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you how bad it was. Not worth talking about, folks,
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  Speaker 2: is that the Monday after WrestleMania, everybody's talking about one thing,
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  Speaker 2: and one thing alone, a steak that was sold in
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  Speaker 2: the stadium.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what we're going to talk about, realistic the
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  Speaker 3: steaks that were sold. But to be fair, if anybody's
• 9:37
  Speaker 3: a lot of people will probably have seen this video
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  Speaker 3: now and I've seen it three or four times now
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: since Jerry Sentina. To be fair, the woman annoying enough
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: in American is she is? She does sell it very well,
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  Speaker 3: like you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: She gives the it's not for it's not her first
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  Speaker 2: time eating food on camera. Yeah. Yeah, she has that
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  Speaker 2: same sort of for to take other way food. The
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: influencers will take like some bit of food and they'll
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: dangle it in front of the camera for you. And
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: then just then Allegiant Stadium, Last Vegas, folks, that's where
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  Speaker 2: WrestleMania took place over the last couple of nights and
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: in the Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas, Nevada, you can
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: buy a Tomahawks steak. You can buy a Tomahawk steak.
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  Speaker 2: If you're queuing up getting popcorn and a hot dog
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  Speaker 2: and you decide, well, fuck it, I've got one hundred
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  Speaker 2: and fifty dollars in mind, one.
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  Speaker 3: Hundred and fifty dollars for a tomahawk.
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  Speaker 2: For a Tomahawk steak. You can get the Allegiant Stadium
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  Speaker 2: Tomahawk Steak. They call it brother.
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  Speaker 3: The main Event. Like they went all out. They branded
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  Speaker 3: the bone of the Tomahawk. Now I'll let any read
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  Speaker 3: in and the little secret all the tomahawk is is
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  Speaker 3: a ribbi with the rib left on it. That's all
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  Speaker 3: it is. Thank it. They'll put another one hundred dollars
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  Speaker 3: on it. Now. A ribbi is is sticking of steaks,
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  Speaker 3: no doubt. Like in this steak, I will give it
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  Speaker 3: to ju. It does look good, but you're still eighting
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  Speaker 3: out of your fucking ndred will.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what you get, okay for your
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and forty two dollars. Initial reports that the
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: steak was five hundred dollars and given the tickets to
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: wrestle me, and you were like five grand apiece.
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: I believe it for a while, Jesus Christ, five grand apiece, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and that's for sitting up in the fucking rafters beside
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: Eddie Greiroo, Like, you know, that's fucking rough something.
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  Speaker 2: The rafters would sting waiting to fucking come down.
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  Speaker 3: Right you your Carrero's dad, you were talking about Yeah
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  Speaker 3: it works, okay, right, I was gonna say, I was
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  Speaker 3: thinking of other ones. Actually there's quickly stuff a list
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  Speaker 3: of fucking four hundred of them the other day.
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  Speaker 2: But go on, it doesn't doesn't work for Chris ben Wall.
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  Speaker 2: He's down on the side, he's downstairs.
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  Speaker 3: With own heart then onw heart because he actually died
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: from coming out of the ceiling.
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  Speaker 2: Tom, let's not take it too.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just showing off that I know something about wrestling.
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to make Jerry happy. Here, be like Jerry,
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  Speaker 3: turn around and give me stats on a rugby match
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 2: So he's, well, I'll give you. I'll give you stats
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  Speaker 2: on this steak. Tom. It's a forty two ounce Rabbi
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: steak serv chimmy cherry, which I personally don't really know
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: what that. It's orange, it's green shiite and so mushy peas,
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  Speaker 2: and this is important to meet him. No drink, so
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  Speaker 2: you're not even it's not even a meal. You're not
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  Speaker 2: even getting drink. When you pay another twenty dollars for
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  Speaker 2: beer on top.
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  Speaker 3: Of that, you you don't get a drink.
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  Speaker 2: No, you don't get a drink.
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  Speaker 3: Brother, And it's handed to you right, Yeah, that was
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  Speaker 3: that was the thing. It was inside in a paper
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  Speaker 3: plate like it's in a ponet. It's in a fucking
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  Speaker 3: ponet like a snack box. I was looking going now
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  Speaker 3: for that for any kind of money over at fifteen quid,
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: I'd like to I'd like some places down if you
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  Speaker 3: don't mind.
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  Speaker 2: And I pay, If I pay three three digits, three
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  Speaker 2: figures for a meal, I want that fucker on a plate,
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  Speaker 2: brought to taking that home like a grown adult. I
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  Speaker 2: want to wear a metal knife.
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  Speaker 3: Your one's going on, She's like, and then I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: take the bone. Help Jesus wept to be fair. The
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: bone is like the as Tom's Brandon. It seared the
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: WrestleMania logo onto the bone of the steak, and you
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  Speaker 3: will be inclined to think. At one hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 3: two dollars to one hundred and forty two dollars fifty
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  Speaker 3: cents plus sales tax, I'm certain I'm taking the fucking
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  Speaker 3: cardboard of that homewoby. Yeah yeah, Well, if it suppose
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  Speaker 3: she's getting the value out of it, She's all over
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  Speaker 3: the internet as a result of a bit of sea
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  Speaker 3: salt on it. She was flapping it around. Here's the thing, Jarn,
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you tell you no more. I had steak
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  Speaker 3: in Las Vegas. I had a rabbi in Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 3: I was being told it's the greatest thing that could
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: fucking move on the way into the place. And I'll
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: tell you something about American beef. I don't care if
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: they've said it's grass, that it played PlayStation, It could
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  Speaker 3: fucking it climbed evers or whatever this animal was supposed
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: to have done. The one thing they love doing is
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: insisting that you're going to have loads of some sort
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  Speaker 3: of fucking sauces with it. And there's a sneak. I'm
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: always suspicious when I hear that, because there's one good
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  Speaker 3: reason for that is to give the fucking thing flavored
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  Speaker 3: her Yeah, because American beef tastes like.
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  Speaker 2: It tastes like what goddamn, it's the greatest beating it.
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  Speaker 3: Not even within a Nassas roar. And this is this
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  Speaker 3: is not my opinion, is talking to people who've been
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: all over the world and they're like, you just can't
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  Speaker 3: compare with the green stuff growing out of the ground
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  Speaker 3: here an hour. But and I got rinsed that time.
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  Speaker 3: I think I know it that it was a ninety
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  Speaker 3: dollars steak or something, but I went it was a
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  Speaker 3: classy steak.
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I said, we'll give it one good crack. This is
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  Speaker 3: supposed to be amazing. It tastes like the charred stuff who
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: was charreed in it. Tasted like the salt that was
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  Speaker 3: on it. But aside from the additives to that, the
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  Speaker 3: thing I mayn't been eating tofu might might it? May
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: as well, may as well, and chickens only a fucking
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: cod of a thing as well, like in anybody's business.
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  Speaker 2: Well it put me in the mind there, tom Now,
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  Speaker 2: we were not going to talk all day about this
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and forty two dollars a Tomahawks steak which
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: drew more ees than wrestling to see mpunk versus Roman reigns.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: But here's the thing we are getting. We're not going on.
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  Speaker 2: We remember how just this air in the in the proceedings,
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: but what you can eat on a night out at
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: a gig and shit like that has has evolved, brother,
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  Speaker 2: Oh has it?
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: What I'm I've become very uh. I don't want to say,
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: you know, a bit division in it. But if there's
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: a growba like before, I remember, you know, with nerves
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: and stuff, and you're thinking to I won't have food
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  Speaker 3: now before and now I nat your fucking arm walking
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: out onto the stage. You know, it's just that that
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: the way it is. But I've gotten very opity in myself,
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: very learned palette as a result of some of the
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: nice joints that I've eaten in. And now they better
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: all step up each time. And it's I'm just saying
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: that you're they gotta step the fuck up.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: They got to step up. I mean, like you know,
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: it was a time if you went to a gig
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: or a concert, if you went to something in the Point,
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: you could get a bag of Manhattan popcorn, or you
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: could get crisps. And then through time naturals weasel their
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: way into this country, and I gotta tell you it
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: was a big natural man for a while. And I
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: remember the Dogs Cinema almost be said the naturals in
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: the Dog Cinema were fantastic when they used to have
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: the cheese and the store up and then the start
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: handing you this ponet sort of peel off top thing
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: with the cheese in it, and it just never was
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: the same again.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: They the cheesy plastic sauce. Yeah, it's it always kind
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: of worried me, even though I myself have when I
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: finished the Natural still had some left. I dip my
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: finger in it. I was in the dark. But Jerry
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: also and the natural man Randy Savage over there, he is.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: He's always said that. He was always said it. But
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: it has aside from me just doing gigs or whatever,
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: it has definitely evolved from going to even mattress and
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: stuff like you'd be lucky to get. I knew a
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: guy who had it chippy van into is the easiest
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: money ever made going to matches. Yeah, he was banging
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: out deep fried sauces chips and that was out typically
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: out of the youngsters, rinse and salt, and you had
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: your plastical little ponet and then slapped together fucking quarter pounder. Yeah,
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: and that was that was standard fair.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: That was standard fair. That was what you could get
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: at any game of football up the country, uphill and
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: down Dale board ground ships out the back of a van.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: But you're seeing now there's the the gore mat trucks
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: are pulling in these like the match just like the
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: last last one that I was at rug Monster match
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: last year and went hungry, do you know what I mean?
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Showed up point. We'll go for the full experience brought
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: to om and the whole lot. We got very nice
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: tickets given to us and stuff, and we're able to
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: park in the players kind of area. Was very nice.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: But like gourmett burgers jeard there was. They had the
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: German kind of do you know the German would the
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: barbecue sausages hanging on the rack, and it was in
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: the in the round, you know, the fire pit, the
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: fire pit like these things, and the guys all the
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: lad's eyes are just streaming all day with the smoke
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: coming off these things. But yeah, I mean they're charging
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: me fifteen euro our sassage. That's so fair place them.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: They're suffering for their art, but by a lot of
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: tracks for that you would you would, you could even
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: wear set of goggles their I wouldn't fuck that so
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: for your pitch. But it struck me. It was like,
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: oh fuck the hell. It was even as you know,
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: a chopped salad crowd over here. Yeah.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you go down to the Electric Picnic now, and
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, I know, I knew a couple
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: of lads that had food trucks and shit like this,
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: and you know, nobody's happy when you go down and
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: you eat out of a food truck at Electric Picnic
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: of the legs and it's twenty euro and you can't
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: get all that much for your money, and you wait
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: an hour for it and yes kind of crack. If
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: you think them boys are gouging you and walking away
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: with handfuls of money, you're mistaken, brother, because the rent
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: that it takes your food truck into the blaze for
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: a plot in there. You're doing your You're you're selling
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: as much gourmet burrito as you can to break even.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: But that's the thing man, between that, the food safety.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Like there's another chap I know's he sets up in
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Galway at the weekends and he is just out as
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: best as fast as it can not to beat greedy bastards.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: He's and the work because he handmakes everything. That's his thing.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: He's an Eastern European chap. He handmakes the sasage, his
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: hand makes the burgers. Yes, it ain't no thing as
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: a free lunch. Like people see him working for the
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: six hours on a Saturday. He's putting all week making
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: that fucking stuff, freezing, you know, freezing and packing it
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: and all all the rest of us. So they're to
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: give them their due. I like that. Everybody steps it
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: up to be fair and you know you're seeing the
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: fruits of their labor. But they fuck may do they
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: work for it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: They work for it. I haven't been quite I haven't
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: quite gotten to the point where I would drop one
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty euro one a steak.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I do remember hearing the three Arena watching fucking.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: I talked to it a neighbor might who who last
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: year was went to an American football match in somewhere
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: in California, big, big game. And they're at the stage
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: now when it comes to concessions and stuff like that,
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: and when it comes to kate where if you're mad
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: for a drink, obviously the bar is always a bollocks
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: of a thing. It's always fucking So what they've worked
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: out right, this is kind of creepy. They have a
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: form of AI I guess, a form of very very
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: smart biometrics. So you just walk downstairs and into the
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: biggest fridge you've ever seen your life, like a room,
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: like the room. It's a room, a huge room, like
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: something you've seen on Musgraves. You know what I mean?
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: You want you yeah or two hundred. You could walk
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: around inside there, no problem, and it's a chill and
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: it's got fridges everywhere, glass fridges everywhere. You don't need
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: money on you, you don't need a right your contact
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: facial recognition, like in China, facial recognition will link to
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: your card on your phone and you go in, you
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: pick up a twelve pack of whatever you're into, Miller
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: or whatever, and you just look, just fucking look. I
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: mean grand for a nation of people that like and
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: alsop and you know, cheers and bottles, but lethal if
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: you brought that in around here, like you just look
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: and it just takes it out of your pocket for free.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: It was one that feels like deadly dangerous. Commit don't worry.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: I'll just use my face legs. It's fine. Yeah, yeah,
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: I shaved.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: What if I'm shaved and I look like a baby?
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I did? I told you one time about the time
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I went to a Florida State game with the cousin
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: years ago, and Guinness were doing a promotion out in
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: the car park and they were have to bringing out
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: like that they're crisps and they were giving out and
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: people are loving it. But it was at the halftime.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: It was a halftime around enough for the fucking thing.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: I think I had enough of the fucking things. Cousin
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: walked way out with me. They were winning well anyway,
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: So the car park, you know where the tailgating goes
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: on all the rest of it. They had a big
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: harp truck. Even though there was Guinness product or selling me,
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: it was harp doun dog harp, and because went we
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: go over and have a point of harp, I went
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: harp in Florida.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Go over and have a pint of harp, and you'll
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: be already I have money.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: I went over and your man's your man is an
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: American guy. You was so excited and enthusiastic and you went,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: oh god, you're actually irish. So just started throwing us
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: out pints of harp for free. It was the most obscene,
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: like just obscure place to find it at a college
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: football football game in Florida, a fucking giant truck with
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: harp on it. So it's like a hoof and out
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: free fucking harp. But once before we go off the
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: subject and we talk about great, great fair at matches
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: and stuff like that, and this is really what we
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: want to hear from people on but a brilliant one
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: and it includes because you just said it there, how
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: much these days jre if you have to say you
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: go to a match or anything with the wife to children,
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: yourself there's for you there, and you all actually show
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: up hungry. You're joking about one hundred and forty two
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: to yours for the stage. Are you're not going to
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: have an awful lot of change out of one hundred
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: euros feeding them? People like, oh, not a bit, you
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: know what I mean?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, so no, we'll be fucking splitting happy meals.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: So we do.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: A friend of mine, a very good friend of mine,
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Anna Kaplis, was a player coach in Larachelle in the
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: south of France, where they just it's a family occasion
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: and they they're not out to price gouge anybody. So
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: the tickets are very cheap for residents because the way
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: they look at it is in the grand scheme of things,
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: if they have the stadium, which is about sixteen thousand
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: season full every weekend, should that's worth anything. So also
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: they want to make it a fun family day out.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: So what they have is obviously you can buy all
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: the fucking frog's legs you want down to side, right
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: of course, but and I'm not generalizing, I'm definitely generalizing
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: down another side. Under the stand they have a whole
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: bank of microwaves and hot water, so so you bring
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: on your own fucking premier toaster sangwich you want, Jesse
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: would' mind warving that up.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind dinging that.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: You can want a whole families are there with babies
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: with fucking the pot noodles and fucking fucking cream rice whatever,
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: whatever the family is. You take and you work away
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: with your My career, work with the fuck. There's no
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: putting a coin in to get it going. Just work
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: away the fuck your You're fine hot water if you
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: want to make a tay for yourself or like my
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: own brings sesshies of coffee with him everywhere because in
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: his stil dastard or his own excuses, however, should the
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: coffee get out his wake out? So if I get
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: when I can top it up with this, I'm like, hey,
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: you meantirring.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Coffee into his coffee.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: You made bastards like you were bringing tea bags in
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: the eighties when you were going on holidays anywhere like,
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: but it was I just love the idea that is
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: that it's they want you to eat at the match,
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: put on your terms, because sometimes you do feel like
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: you're being fucking held hostage when you show up at
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: these things going fuck me geez.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you the only reason time I would buy
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: a one hundred and forty two dollar steak and any
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: sort of event is if the only other food was
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: one hundred and forty three dollars.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, and you weren't allowed out of
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: the place with I've been.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Full exactly exactly. How about we moved that one along Woody.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: And the very last one, this will tie us into
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: what we're jumping on the next The very last one,
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: the one of the most interesting ones. And I talked about,
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: you know, the you were talking about big America, big
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: fucking everything, as America going to have to have a
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: tomahawk like which.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Turkey leg this size? Fred Flinston's car copor.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: And I read a great book one time, and it
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: was called Chasing Deep Fried Twinkies. And it was part
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: of the confession the concessions that will be going on
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: at the PBR, the Pro Pro bull Riding Championship around
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: and this this author, this this journalist. That was the
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: one thing he was, that was the that was his
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I suppose his protagonist of the entire story on the
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: book was him trying to chase down one of these
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: things and he found out weirdest corn dogs, the weirdest everything.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: And I don't think he did end up finding a
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: deep fried Twinkie in any of the stops of over
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: the ten month period, but I remember thinking, there's one
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: thing twinkies definitely need, and that's better. And yeah, because
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: they're already horrific fucking dead cannons enough, no, not greasy enough,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: not enough fucking diabetes inside the thing, let's just go ahead.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: And you know I normally leave the segways after you,
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: but you know what, I.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Give you a little team that to talk about this lad, Tom. Yeah,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: as you mentioned PBR there, I am looking for a
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: new sport because Lord knows, the wrestling has let me
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: down for a whole year.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: It takes a whole year to get to WrestleMania and
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: then WrestleMania sets you up for the fucking year coming by,
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: and it's been a complete wash. So I'm looking for
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: new sporting heroes. And Tom, I do believe you might
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: have the lads I'm looking for.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, I do, I do. PBR. Everybody is the Pro
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: bull Riding Championship this year. They give every year a
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: team they give every year just a name, you know
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: what I mean, Like, if it's going to be sponsored,
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: you'd you could, You'd have to say PBR four built tough.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: You know, you'd have to say that every time it
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: gets mentioned on television or whatever. This year and I
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: don't know who, it's been sponsored by pick any fucking
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: masculine brand. But this year of the of the twenty
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: twenty six, and I love this. It's so fucking American.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: They have named this year's championship Unleash the.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Beast, which will come up PBR. Here's the thing, professional
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: bull riding. And last week we did the World of
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Power Slap, and this week we sort of said to ourselves, folks,
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: we can't really do ant of somewhat niche sport in
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: America because we did power Slap last year, and then
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: we checked the name of this show and realize, we
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: know whatever fuck we want.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, here's the thing. My argument for power
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Slap is that fucking thing isn't a sport at all,
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, And nobody's watching it vastly different.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: And here's the thing, Tom, that's what I thought would
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: bull riding bull writing, and it was such like, you know,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have to go easy with me, Tom, because
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: this is my first rodeo.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Right yeah, I guarantee you people he has written that
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: down to let me just stroke that, just throw a
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: light to that. That's that one.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Gotten got to take another take of that one. This
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: is my first rodio, Tom.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: I would have.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Said that bull riding in America was, you know, like
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: rounders over here. Yeah, a sport, but nothing that people
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: go to.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Well, shut me up, buddy, right, Well, I tell you what,
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: shut you up? Right? And I really didn't. I used
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: to watch it on things like your sport and stuff
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: that pieces of a show up and you're going, what
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: I know, Christ these lunatics doing. But it wasn't until
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: I read that book, and it was a great read.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Your man was very funny throughout followed the writers throughout
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: this thing, and a lot of great South American writers
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: as well as like Southern guys from America, and then
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: of course you get your fellows from up in Montana
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: and these things. But essentially what it is is it
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: is exactly what it sounds like. So you there's these pedigree,
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: pedigree bulls that have been bred for generations who are
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: only good for doing this right, So I'll give you
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: the brief synopsis of the rules to it. So say
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: there's twelve of us who all qualify to be in
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: like formerly one, So it's the same way for like
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: formerly one, it goes around the country much unlike formally one.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: It goes around the world, but it has stops over
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: a ten month season, right right, So we all get
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: a crack each night of a bull. Now you can
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: choose the bulls. Bulls have come with ratings to dure.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: So say you're going Jesus Christ having awful, my fucking
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: acl is fucked up. I'm gonna go for tiny answer
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: over there. He's known for being all right. I might
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: get the I might get a decent rid because each
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: rider will ride one time in a night, one time
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: in a night, and how you're get points much like
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: the formerly one season or any season of championships sport
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: is I can gain him. I can get to a
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: maximum of fifty points if I stay on for eight seconds,
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: and the only be calculated if I stay on for
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: eight seconds. So I can get a maximum of fifty points.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: So can the bull. So the bull say it's a
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: quiet bull. Fucker never get over thirty points right right,
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: But it's a combination of sometimes either a combination of
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: our two points or an average of that two points.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: So it means nothing that I stayed on for eight
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: seconds on a moderately quiet ball.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Not really you You could come in and say, between
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: the two you might come up with sixty points. Do
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: And is eight seconds like the limit? Tom or eight seconds?
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Jump off? Or I can eat? No sense of me
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: trying to stay.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: On for fifty No, no, no, you'll get nothing for more
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: than eight. You'll get nothing for more than eight.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: And am I the rider? I am the lad here,
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I am the rider. If I'm on that bull? Do
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I get extra points if I hold on with just
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: one hand? Then I will if I clung around the
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: animal's neck pissing my trousers.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, unfortunately, even style point, it'd be worth it
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: for just hilarity to what you're hanging on and just brown,
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: just run, no one hand and even if one fingernail
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: touches yourself, your own leg or the bull, that's it.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: You can stay on for the eight seconds and you're
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: dead in the water. It's done.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: So you got to have one. So in the classic
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: bull riding poles. One hand yeeha, hand.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Up in the air. The eight seconds starts from the
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: second his arse or shoulder pass the gate opening. You
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: know what I mean. They call it a shoot. It's
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: so you saddle, you get on. I say saddle. There's
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: no fucking saddle on this thing. It's literally you're talking
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: about your These things are hilariously big, like.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: The Mongol road into time, Like this.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Is not a bull, that's exactly it.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: You know, in the town, Like he can't park that
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: animal here is.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Mango but he So you're looking at a two thousand
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: pound bullet, right and these things.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Are working allad on to themselves.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Tom yeah, alatt onto themselves. But you're dealing with like
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: you've got one that's called like one riding right now
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: is called man hater, you know what I mean. And
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: she's an independent woman and she don't need no.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Tiny dancer if it's all the same with everybody.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean they have guys like dirty Diesel.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: They've got great names, like they name horses shite names
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: in the racing, you know what I mean, They name
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: these fucking the predator, you know.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, so that's a confusion to me, and I would
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: have thought that it was a bit more like the
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Grand National. You rock up with your own bull that
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: you've trained on and you know, so it's not like
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I'm knocking up here with them National Velvet and we're
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: gonna do all this kind of good stuff. No, it's like, okay,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: so really it's kind of like a It is kind
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: of like a fight. It's like man versus bull, Tom
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: o' manney versus the killing machine.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like and these guys like, these
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: guys are absolutely they're they're they're in the full belief
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: that these bulls know them like and have vendettas vendettas
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: or they nearly know they're in competition too, Like you know,
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: they're going, motherfucker, I'm gonna put it because there's there's
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: there's points for a show, like how many times he
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: changed the direction, how high you can get into the air.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: There's all points for that stuff too. So if the
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: bull is real smart and he's like, okay, just fucking
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: hold on it, don't be fucking stupid flap that arm
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: in the air. I'm gonna jump like a fucking like
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: a grasshopper. I'm gonna hop from side to side like
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: fucking river dance. We'll look the part. We'll get out
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: of here with ninety points, all right, so and you'll
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: get your gold buckle at the end of the night.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: It's it's Torval and Dean, but like if Torvill could
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: kill Dean.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, So I'm just looking at it with a
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: kick of a hoof the top four bulls that are
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: ranked right now in this part because the final is
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: going to be in May, so we I mean to
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: be fair. I played Jerry, We're gonna wait on me,
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: but I played Jerry to let's just do.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: This because we're wising up our audience so that they
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: know what's up by the time it rocks around exactly.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: So the top four bulls are Ransom is the name
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: of one, Ransom, Yeah, Pegas's great name, the fuer flies
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: man Hater, and Jesus who wants to go with this
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: fella red Demon, red Demon, Yeah yeah, fucking mother Mary. Yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: So those are the top top bulls. But there's been
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: like you know, like of the people are probably their
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: their algorithm may on social media, show my guy and
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: you're here a voice over that people are allowed to use.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Cal He's a seven million dollar JP Mooney, and they'll
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: put this over funny things like a cat just lapping
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: around the room like you know, and that.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Is a real guy called JP Mooney, JP Mooney.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Come on, he's gotta be an island boy, right. No,
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: he's a virus descent, that's what I'm saying.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah, okay, Polynesian lady from now
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: he spells a kind of strange m A U n
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: e y, but he skinny. Is a fucking whip, this lad.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: But I'm tougher than fucking woodpicker lips. He is fucking
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: bullet Hart never wore the helmet, wouldn't wear wouldn't wear
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: the gum shield, wouldn't wear fucking anything protective. Just about
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: where the the the waistcoat that is, you know, it's
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: almost like body armor in a way, the one with
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: all the sponsors all over. He a bull retired him basically,
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Here a little second, Tom Quane, I'm looking at this guy.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Broke everything, Jared, that can be fucking like everything. He
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: broke everything several times over. One story was that he
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: was the doctor looked at him and when they scanned him,
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: he said, if you didn't have skin there, that arm
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: would be on the ground. There is nothing connected on
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: the inside from your arm to your body bar skin.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: But he he the bull that ended his career. I
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: don't know the name of him, but he absolutely fucking
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: minced him. Because the bulls sometimes have a bad Sometimes
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: they'll buck away and you got you've got guys out there,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: the rodeo clowns there. They don't have their faces painted
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: a lot of time. They're just really good at distracting
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: the bull away from the rider getting up away.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: But they they.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: He this bull fucking put him through a fucking put
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: him through the ground. But he had such respect for
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: this bull. He bought him because they were he was
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: pretty much done with his career and they were just
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: going to make fucking burgers out of him or whatever.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: And the man was like, bull, does that to me?
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: They're gonna be fucking selling on that WrestleMania at all?
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean and they say after
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: seven years it was a couple of farmers. It seems
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: to be a seven year mark whatever that is in
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: bull years. That's like when they're just done with the
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: world of fucking shit and they can't put up and
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: they may snap at that point, like you know, but
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: he bought this bull, but he told and this is
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: to give you a small insight into the kind of
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: the kind of fucking brutes of humans, because you know,
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: sometimes we don't think of Americans being raw like rough, hard.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: But and there's a lot of mixing guys in this
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: and a lot of Brazilians that are amazing at this too.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: But there's he told this story on an interview I
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: saw where they asked him was his father in law?
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Is his father on a safety and some legend of
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: the game as well. He went, Now there's a man.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: He's so you think when I'm in the house that
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: I'm the toughest fella until he walks into the house.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: I saw him when I was young. His fingers got
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: caught up in the bull. He couldn't get his hand
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: off the rope. So you're you've got this tied leather,
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: fucking wax rope, right, couldn't get the hand away, the
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: bull yanked ripped to the fingers. Right, everything he knew,
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: everything was ripped inside, but again the skin was still
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: held on. Now hold on to your underpants, people, if
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: you're if you're eating it and it still hasn't right now,
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: I'd put it down. This guy took off the glove,
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: so these two mangled twiglets quavers for fingers, flopping around,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: and in that moment he made the decision, if they
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: do fix it, should They'll only be useless hour fucking
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: sticks to things. Fuck this. He bit them clean off
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: his own fucking hand er and spat him out out
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: of the ground. I got somebody that banded him up
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: and went off drinking.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Fall here's me. If I like, I have a black fingernail,
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: I'm like, check it out. Beat them. Yeah.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Oh Jesus Christ. The you mentioned a couple of things there,
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Tom's I want to I want to press upon ye.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Number one was the body armor, because I watched an
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: awful lot of it in the last day or two
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: getting ready for the show. And again this thing of
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: it being a wrangler wearing check shirt, plaid, short kind
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: of guy. That's obviously a thing of the past, because
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: with what we know now, Tom, about getting kicked in
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: the head by a bull, with what we've learned over
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: the years, being kicked full forcing the dome by a
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: fucking two thousand pounds animal. Uh, they protect themselves a
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: little bit. So they actually wear these little rock them
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: sockam robot looking armor suits. They've got like little helmets
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: and it looks like amateur boxing in the Olympics.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Well, they they will wear. They wear they wear chaps,
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: all right, they wear the leather chaps I get. I'm
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: guessing they're doing that for a grip to more than anything.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: But you wouldn't see much. To me, you won't see
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: much on the legs like they'll strap. They have themselves
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: trapped and stuff. Put the vest that they're wearing. It's
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: like something you'd see the Navy seals wearing.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: It's hard body thing. But to be all, to be
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: honest with you, all of them say, it doesn't fucking
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: matter if a two thousand pounds and that's not just
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: two thousand pounds, that's two thousand pounds on fucking muscle,
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: and if he's kicking down into you, it doesn't matter
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: if you're in a car, he's still to get you.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: The helmets I don't know are I don't know where.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: They might just be for show. They might just be
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: to say we tried.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: We tried, but if that thing gets your body, it's
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: all the one. But I guess if he puts a
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: foot through your fucking head to your you know, but
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: they do. I guess as much as you could possibly
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: wear for an eight second fucking fling around the place,
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Like you couldn't wear too much gear their you really
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: couldn't they wear.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: They wear more armor and protective clothing in scrambler races
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: than the doing this.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you just you couldn't, Like
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: I've heard him talking, you couldn't. Like there's there's some
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: lads I've seen. There's one guy down in Mexico. He's
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: fucking amazing. Now, the bulls wouldn't be off the like
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: they're big and bucking fuckers, but this fill of specialty
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: with a fag, eight mouths and no shirt on. He
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: doesn't even hold on. He just grips the fuck over
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: his ties. And there's like a funny video of him
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: pre race or pre pre ride, and he's just he's
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: got his shoulder you can tell he's got every injury.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Shoulders are pointing in all direction, just smoking a fag
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: short off. The whole place is going wild, and he
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: just looks from like fifty yards away straight down the Canada.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: The camera and even the reporter when Jesus Christ, I
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: think at least fifty people just got pregnant looking at it.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: But they they they they start him young, not jar,
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: they start him real young. It's not just a case.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Of this this yes, tell me about this Tom.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: So it doesn't. You don't obviously just get straight up.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: There's there's full on like many of these things. At
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: halftime of the All Ireland they'll be you know, an
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: a mattress. You will see young club champion Mini sevens
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: and stuff like that to play. Well what they'll do
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: during this too, because it'll be a night at the rodeo.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: It isn't just pro bowl riding. They'll have bronk riding
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: as well, which you know comes with its own fucking.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: They'll have barrel racing but you don't just race barrels,
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: you race around barrels. But they have the kids as well, right,
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: this is some raw shit.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: This is all believe.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: They've got these hard at fuck kids suits and booted
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: with like the armor and helmet, but they pretty much
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: just put him on the back of the most narrowly
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: looking sheep you've ever seen, and it is it is
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: adorable for three seconds and then the kid just got
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: milled into the.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh god, look at it. Let the kid
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: have a he's on a ball. The kids on the sheet,
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: and then the sheep just like fucking murders everything.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: If there's one thing, you know, like if if you
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: could get a sheep the size of a bull, a
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: bull wouldn't stand a chance. Sheep just sheep just have
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: no they have no they would have no quas in
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: killing you, Like they really wouldn't they just if I
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: know anything about these fuckers. But they start them there
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: and then it's it's up into kind of junior calves
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: and there's other kind of uh, you're on lesser bulls
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: just to stay and they build up to this point
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: and there's all over all over America. There's junior divisions,
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: there's young there's leagues, little leagues, and like on professional
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: versions of this too. And you still you'll all put
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: like it's a good way of making money if you
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: were handy at it. So if there's twelve v on
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: and everybody puts in it, say it's one hundred yours
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: to get a ride, and you know, I'm all out.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: You're up eleven hundred quid. Like if you walk away
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: and you get a little buckle for yourself as well.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: You know, so it is you can see the attraction
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: to it. And then when I was a young flight
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: we used to do it like with young calfs, but
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: like get fucking milled, like how I wasn't fucking killed.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: I never know, like well not knowing what we were
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: doing either.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Like it is, it is big business, a lot bigger
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: than I thought it would be. But where where PBR
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: had started to come in to my sphere of knowledge,
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: tom was it was bought by TKO in the last
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: couple of years. And anybody that would know that kind
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: of world. TKO is like an umbrella company that owns
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: UFC and WWE and power Slab and and now come
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: to find out PBR as well. So it's really kind
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: of harboring all this sort of niche. Dare I say
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Red State Sports that good old Mercans would love?
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Well, has it gotten into NASCAR? Neascar is probably strong
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: enough to stand on someone two feet, I say, it's
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: imagining it is, like it's on such a huge sponsorship
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: scale too.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Probably imagine the conversations are being had and after that,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: what else? What else have they got? To claim Tom.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Well, they I'm just looking here.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: So, like I said, the fucking National horseshoe competition, and
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: they all sewn up.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: So it's going to so, like I said, the finals
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: are next month, and I wanted to I wanted to
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: do it, just too greedy. So it's going to be
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: going back to where else, Fort Worth, Texas. So I
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: went drinking with a bunch of these fucking cowboys who
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: are of the lesser leagues in Vegas one at one time.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: When that time I went, I ate that stay and
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: them fuckers were good drink. So but it runs over
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: a week or two weeks nearly, and yeah, spans two
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: weeks starting in like I mean, we like stuff that's
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: on Brander, you know what I mean. There's two stadiums
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: here that's going to be in over the two week
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: period it's going to be and I can't imagine anything
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: else at all has ever been on in this stadium.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: It's called Cowtown Coliseum, you know, come on, well, I
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: mean forth Worth is obviously where the bulls with the
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: giant horns are, you know. And then the next one
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: right on Brand again, it's going to be in the
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Dickie's Arena, Dick's Arena.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the Dickies work where arena.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: So the and then there isn't just there isn't just singles.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: There's teams as well, So there's lads riding in teams
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: as well. So you could you might just have the
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: one riding the night. You could actually ride and you'd
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: have commulative points and stuff like that. And that's sponsored
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: by Monster Energy. Else going to be sponsored by the
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: There's a couple of Now I just I'm going to
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: give you the top four at the top, in the
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: top five right now heading into next month's fine, give
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: us the top five and then we roll on, just
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: so I can say their names out loud. Jose Vitor Lemy.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: So he's Brazilian Chap, but he's been he is ship
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: thought like for this for the longest time. He's been
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: shipp hot. Then ladies love him, God damn to do.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: And this might be the greatest name that is ever
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: in the bull Sage Steel Kimsey, Sage Steel Kimsey. Yeah,
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: next guy up, Dalton Castle.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: They come on the fuck I swear Dalton Castle from roadhouse,
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Well it's.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Dalton Casel maybe Ka s l. Then there's Brady Fielder.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: These are such American names because they're such American names,
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: and but leading it out in front and just went
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: in front this this season so far. And he's he's, he's,
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: he's making millions already. He's going twenty one years of age.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: John Krimber, Right, John, it is his first rodeo. It's
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: literally like he's and his style and this is what
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: he's known for is getting the bull to fucking leap
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: into the air, right, and he he he's of that.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: He's still got youth on his side, so he's all
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: the body power works. He he's brilliant to hit the
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: eight seconds and rather than just being thrown up into
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: the air like a fucking toilet roll, he has the
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: technique of a dismount. He can do a walk off.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's nice, that's fucking cool. You can just do so. Yeah.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: He's he's the youngest his mind, he's the youngest rider
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: to ever earn or to the youngest rider to earn
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: a million dollars. There you go, there you go. And
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: he's currently ranked number one the bbr Unleach the Beast
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Tour as of mid April year.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Well, we wish him the best in his short career
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: as a bull rider. But that is those lads. How
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: about folks, We're gonna We're gonna rock on, don't you know?
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Of all the shows. I mean, if we actually produced
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: this time, we couldn't have produced it as well as
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: this because we segued comfortably from the next because you know,
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: we have talked about beef, then we talked about bulls,
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: and we're going to keep the animal theme rolling into
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: the last segment of the Tom and Jerry Show. For
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Me and Tom, no young men, it must be said,
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: no spring chickens for a theme. We take a look
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: back at all we've seen come and go down through
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: the years. In our closing segment, we remember when when
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: I was a young lad twenty or thirty or forty
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: years ago, these guys were nearly these lads Tom, but
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: they didn't quite earn a segment to themselves. But a
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: bunch of surfing seals have shown up in Dungarvan.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: They have to I think it. I think it was
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: two surfing seals they they've showed up on occasion in
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: the Garvian County water for the lovely part of the world.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: And if there's one thing just in the estuary coming
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: in and people didn't know what they were looking at
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: for a while. What are we looking at here? They
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: obviously found themselves in a you know, floating board of
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: some sort, and it seemed to be nine seals in
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: totally at any one time only two would fit on
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: that like so like is it just the two? So
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: there seemed to be a group just giving it a goal, like.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Just fine, just some floating Semimured's surfboard in the dunk
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Garvan Estuary and these seedals are using it as a
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: platform to get it up on it. Like I said,
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: there wasn't a whole pile that we could hang a
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: whole segment on. But I can tell you one thing,
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: me and Tom we were kidding on the square there.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: If this was twenty years ago, no, God, damn it, Tom,
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: I keep forgetting that decade between ten Did you say
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: that's me? If this was thirty years ago, fuck it.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Even if this was forty years ago, Tom, when we
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: were coming up in the eighties, you can rest assured
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: that the surfing Seals would have had a TV show
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: all to themselves. Because if it's one thing that TV
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: producers loved when we were little, it was animals to the.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Rescue I got and they were like, it's all that,
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: it's you know, it's it's It just writes its own script,
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: doesn't it. Like it's the surfing deals of serving.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Thirties Tom. If there was two genres of TV show
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: we watched when we were small, it was detectives and
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: men of action driving around in a variety of distinctive cars.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Your night Riders, your A teams, your air wolves. If
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: you wanted to take your airy for one short season,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: you're street hawks. So it was advanced cars with people
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: driving around them. And then the other genre of TV
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: shows we watched when we were small was.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Wild animals pulling children out of weld Like I only
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: like when you say this out loud and as people listen,
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: go oh yeah, because your adults, right, even if we
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: with the youth that listen to this, you'll have known
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: what we're talking about.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: But do yourself a favorite right now, people, I want
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: you to find a child, child that you're in your
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: family and try and explain Skippy.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: Try and try and explain. I did a joke with
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: the kids the other day. We were just lying around
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: watching TV. Uh, and my dog Cookie wanted to wanted something,
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: and he didn't want to go out, and he didn't
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: want food, and he didn't want water. But we were
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: just looking up at me for something, and I said
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: to him, what is a cookie? Is timmy trapped down
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: the well? And my kids just like looked at me
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: as that, what the fuck are you talking about? What
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: do you mean? Is Timmy trapped down? The words? It's
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: a common from when I was small. There were several dogs,
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: your lassies, your rin tin tins, your littlest hobos, if
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: you will. His primary job was week after week to
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: help people in need pull him out of wells. Foil smugglers.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Foil smugglers was the big one, like our animal and
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: in Skippy's Skippy's case and a couple others, there was
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: normally a dead who was a conservationist of some sort,
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: like you know, there.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Had to be a reason why these children weren't at school,
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: why they were yeah, the fucking in the wilds.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: And you had the likes of like whatever about land
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: based animals. You're going, okay, you could file a drug
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: deal going down like the amount of fellas the Flipper
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: the dolphin beat the ship out of you know, I.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Mean Flipper again, how do we explain this to the
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: YouTube today? It was a long run.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make a noise just
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: this before we get into the explaination. Can I make
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: a noise for you?
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Please?
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Do you remember he'd stick a hooter under the water
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: and give it a pump. You're like, what the fuck?
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: The And yeah, this dolphin called Flipper Again, we're not
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: making this up. It was a dolphin called Flipper who
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: who would foil crimes? And I gotta tell you, if
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: a dolphin is foiling your crimes, then you have brought crimes.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: To the dolphins. This is my thing.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Like you, there was a whole ocean for you to
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: get away with your ms? What was with with with Flipper?
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: And I think you'll find this is true on several things, okay,
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: with things like the Littlest Hobo, which was like an
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: alsation that wanted from town to town and solved crimes
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: and then wouldn't.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Ever take He wouldn't take it ever take a new
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: owner or he wouldn't He just wouldn't.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Take an owner. That was his whole thing. He was,
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: he was, he was he was just going like like
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Kung Fu style he was just wandering from town to
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: town again solving crimes and ship like this. But that
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: was a highly trained alsation called London that that did
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: all these tricks.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: I reckon.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: They just had a bank of footage of several dolphins,
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: like archive footage five or six hours of dolphins swimming
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: through reefs and ship like that, and they just filmed
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: the humans completely separate and just dotted in.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: And I'm going to say something here, and I don't
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: want this to sound racist, right, and Jerry's.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Kind of what none of us wanted to none of
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: us want.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: But dare I say all them fucking dolphins look the same? Well?
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: This is this is it to see you see one dolphin?
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: You see him all man?
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Like, apologies to any of the
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: end of the year of apologies to the.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Porpois family is out there, But no, you know, somebody's
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: aren't all that this think? And so be it with
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Skippy as well. Here's the thing with Skippy. I mean,
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: if you can solve crime in the water with a dolphin,
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: then you can solve crime in the outback.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: With kangaroo with the greatest thing like this, Like is
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: when you'd dolphin, Like, I'm not asking for Big Tach
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: like in the eighteen Sometimes, you know, to be cut
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: aways to clearly a white guy wearing you know, a
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: rubber fucking mohawk. Yeah, he hasn't even put on the
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: back face because even back then he knew it was
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: kind of wrong. But you know, that'll be just a
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: fast cutaway to like a stunt where fucking mister t
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: wasn't available for the weekend. He was shooting a rocky
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: movie or something. But the amount of time would be
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: like Skippy would like open a lock, and it'll be
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: just two little sticks hands that would be clearly off
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: a dead fucking.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: It will be the hacked off forearms of a dead kangaroo.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: One would hope and you and and they were just
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: paw and claw or whatever was in frame, and then
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: it would cut to like and it looked like completely
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: different film stock.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looked like it was.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Filmed on a completely different camera of Skippy skipping through
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: the outback. And that's something like that's just you just
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: had a bunch of you went out in your film
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: kangaroos all day. Tom, here's one and probably where I
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: got my notion that bears and shit, gentle Ben, I
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: remember gentle Ben.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Now, gentle gentle Ben was actually way older nose you
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: know that he was way older.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: But like I gotta tell you, when we were coming
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: up in the eighties and a lot of these things,
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: even Flipper and Ship like that was in the seventies.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: What's it?
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it all kind of found its way onto
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: RT right, particularly Network two or Network two became a
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: thing in the eighties and the something on the stard
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: It's like, we can buy a bunch of fucking apisodes
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: of Flipper and Skippy for cheap. Yeah.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: So gentle Ben, if I remember correctly, he was an
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: American black bear and was absolutely moesive. And again I
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: think the kid's father was like a wildlife guy, and
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: gentle Ben was the bear.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, and he was just a bear in the house.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Was he was?
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: He called Mark? But I remember the kid? Do you
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: remember who the kid was?
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: I I've been having such waves of nostalgia as I
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: look at the intros of these shows again thirty years I'm.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, yeah, that child, I'll remember him without ever
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: look without ever looking back. For some reason, his steely
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: blue eyes and his kind of gap toothed look of
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: that kid.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: That classic Brady Bunch look of the American kids. Yeah,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: and he did.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: He he was, which is an amazing name for a child.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: His name was Clint Howard, Ron Harards, Ron Howard's brother.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: What the fuck that's work right? Okay? Where he probably
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: made some of his more famous He was in Nippolla,
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Like Clarton, Ron's a great man. Puts him in everything.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: He's yes, but he was if anybody can remember, and
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: I hope you have all seen it if you haven't,
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: the water Boy, Yes, so you remember, like the two
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: lads in the Standard will be shouting at him giving
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: him ship. Yeah, you know, fucking you sick well, and
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: he got so many like twenty five cutaways. And I
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: don't know, like I'm guessing The water Boy because they
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: had the fans in it as well. Was probably Ron Howard.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Clint Howard will show up in fucking Everton for like
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: two or three scenes and you'll not miss him.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: But he went from being a kind of an adorable
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: kid into and he leaned into his his his character
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: look very well. He leaned into his you know, backcountry
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: redneck in bred look. He's from an adorable kid. He
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: just ended up kind of looking like a horror show
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: of a bloke.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: But I would try to find a nice way to
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: say Tom and horror.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: And he leaned into it.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: He's looking man, he leaned into it brilliantly, but he
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: was he's the kid from Gentlemen's a kid from Gentleman.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm going to tell you. If a
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: bear can't fucking fight Clint Howard as a child, then
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: he can't fight me.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's a fair point. That's a fair point.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: I'll bring it up next time I see an American
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: black bear six.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: And fifty pounds of just looking at it here, Yeah,
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: you've got him. You've got sticking with it, buddy, that
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: keeps saying, taking move, kicking the nuts round the back.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Here's one now. And you say, none of this was
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: made in the eighties. None of it was made in
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: the eighties time. But again, it just kind of kind
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: of came around for us at the time, and then
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: when it came time for the children of the nineties
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: and the earlier, I was like, do you want to
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: watch reruns of Gentlemen and Flipper? And no, motherfucker, we're good.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: I showed it to my lad was just good. It
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: was like I was speaking a different language. No, so
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: there's a crime fighting kangaroo. He's like, no, there's not
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: the US. No, there wasn't you imagine that that waiting
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: I get up this YouTube here and and what's hilarious
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: is I think that was the selling point of most
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: of these shows. No, I couldn't tell you the one
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: for gentlemen. But why fuck did they have on point
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: team music? Like if I just start those few bars,
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: we all know it's Skippy, so we all know what.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: They call him, Clipper Clipper the one.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Of course that one of everybody has hurt, the little Tobo,
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: the two tomorrow.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: They keep on calling me down the road, that's where
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: I want to be. Ever stop on it can't stop
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: the time, make new friend.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: I'll go take it. We'll probably get pulled. We'll probably
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: get pulled on Spotify now. First because you're you're reenactment.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Is so good.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: But to see a six year old face watching this
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: kangaroo let across the screen and then he's like all right,
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: And what killed it for him was the there was
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: like a your hands all in because it's all you know,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: you know, like goat Jerry, so they you know. They
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: were like, yeah, one, we solved the crime, and all
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: the hands go in, the human hands go in, and
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: then the dead fucking kangaroo's fucking forearm.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: A lucky rabbit's foot just come in.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: It doesn't commit with any smoothness that an animal might
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: have or anything might have.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: They just come from stagehand to do it. It wasn't like
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: they got Jim Henson's puppet work.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: Exactly like Andy Cirkus. Wasn't there gone, no, you know,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: he just left Gollum and now he's going to do this.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Isn't there like yes, you see when you're doing the
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: character like this, there's a very specific way kangaroo knaves,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: so I studied, so just put it.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: True stick and probably a nine foot stick because you'd
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: get out of the way of everything else. So it's
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: shaken about like fuck, and it's just and that's what
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: that's what killed the whole thing for for the lad
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: Here was like literally here, here's here's here's.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: One for you. Tom As you talk about team songs, ah,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: horses of horse of course, horse of course unless that
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: horse is mister ed. This one like one hundred episodes
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: of a horse that could talk, and that was big
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: noise for me in the eighties. It was a comedy show. Honestly,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: if I if I was to look into it, it
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: would have to go back to the fifties, but it
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: came around for usc. It was a talking horse in
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: a stable, voiced over by some guy, and how did
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: they make the horse talk? Tom for the longest time?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Believe his guns or something.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: For the longest time. The story was out that to
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: make mister ed talk and it was very very sweet.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Was they got peanut butter and rubbed it in his mouth.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: So if you can imagine, the horse will be there
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: kind of like the peanut butter off itself, and you
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: would just voice over that, and it would you know,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: there there's your just dub over the horse, smacking his
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: lips and whatnot, and the horse gets a lovely little
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: bit of peanut butter. And I'm sure if your banking
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: off footage that you don't have to do it every week.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: Come to find out, Tom, not the case. Even though
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: that could and would have worked.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: What they decided to do instead asbestos. It's the sixties.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Why not was tie a.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: Piece of string around one of the horse's teeth.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Of course, of course it did Jesus.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: So the horse was constantly like you can imagine, like
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: if you had a bit of dentle, like a bit
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: of popcorn stuck in your teeth, because imagine.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Right, they tried the peanut butter thing for like day one.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: They're like, fuck this, we have to hire a peanut
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: butter guy, and every single horse is.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: Going through a jar a peanut butter a day. But
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: he's you know, one string will do him a year.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck that, And like things just
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: died on set back in the day, like.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: One can only imagine, one can only imagine. By all accounts,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: mister Red was the same mister Red throughout. It's just
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: the same horse throughout. There had to be like ten
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: last season.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: I do remember Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse had a
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: it's mister Did, Mister Did, and it was just it
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: was just a black and white the same as the
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: r But he'd always come to the stables for mister Dad.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Was just a dead body inside the coffin.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: But again again this segment is called we remember when
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: would the youth of the day sit down and watch
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: mister Ed if it was just a horse trying to
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: lick dental floss off his bottom too. It would be
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: some fucking cgi slick talking a horse gimmick.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Do you know what they'd be?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Even then it would it would last three episodes and
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: get canceled because it's not fucking do you know?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: It have to be It did have to be a
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: fucking moral somewhere in there, you know what I mean.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: It couldn't just be a horse talking, yeah, Or couldn't
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: just be a horse cracking wise or.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: Like a kangaroo kicking this ship out of a couple
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: of fucking nassie outback crims like they'd have to like
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: every episode told the same brilliant store you do run
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: out in the fucking a certain area where a particular
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: animal lives. You're getting fucked up. But there have to
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: be some fucking moral enough to be a good person.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: And oh Jesus no, it would be in a run
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: I know there was.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: There was I'd love to see flip or tackle equality
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: in the workplace.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they do there there was a It was
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  Speaker 3: a great move. Now, I mean a fucking nightmare i'd say,
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  Speaker 3: in the long run to deal with. But at the
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  Speaker 3: same time, you talk about no matter how big the
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  Speaker 3: show gets you ain't paying the fucking dolphins ship. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: like like mister d is paid in sugar cubs. Here
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  Speaker 3: it was. It was clearly a brilliant move for the
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  Speaker 3: silent hero, you know, because the silent hero, like the
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  Speaker 3: Incredible Hulk was the silent hero, do you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean? And that was what they said that the
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  Speaker 3: eighties and nineties were about when it came to do
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  Speaker 3: you know, like the notion of the samurai that just
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  Speaker 3: comes in and says, everybody moves on, like you know,
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  Speaker 3: that's what the great thing that the animal will give
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  Speaker 3: you because obviously you're not going to fucking talk to
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  Speaker 3: you unless it's mister ed of course, but it was
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  Speaker 3: the cheapest thing, and it got to it had to
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  Speaker 3: have gotten to a point where we're like that we
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  Speaker 3: need to knock this in the fucking head because we can't.
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  Speaker 3: We can't keep this ship going, like do you know,
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  Speaker 3: because where does it end up? They've used everybody the
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  Speaker 3: fucking dog they could, Like nobody was would buy a
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  Speaker 3: cat because cats are sucking assholes. They're never I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you've put I think you've pushed it too far. I
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  Speaker 3: can buy the bear thing because it's got strength and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Even you know, the kangaroo kick of an kangaroo suck
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  Speaker 3: you up, but it's the flipper thing for me was Unlassie,
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  Speaker 3: obviously because Lastie was amazing and a good looking dog.
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  Speaker 3: And they are, knows me, smart dogs, dolphins, smart dolls,
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  Speaker 3: they are. I think that's when they they overegged the pudding.
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  Speaker 2: I think, you know, I'm going to tell you if
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  Speaker 2: you're a criminal and you're being harassed by a dolphin,
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  Speaker 2: go on, lands on, fucking walk rude a little bit,
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  Speaker 2: sell all.
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  Speaker 3: The drugs you want. I think that one of my favorites,
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  Speaker 3: and purely because of and I know these are all
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  Speaker 3: TV shows, but like there was a period through two
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  Speaker 3: where plenty of animals made you know where the where
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  Speaker 3: the the other half obviously of the fun duo in movies,
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  Speaker 3: but I think Clyde The Orangon Time with Clint Eastwood
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  Speaker 3: was possibly one of them. He was one of the
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  Speaker 3: best there was, Like because such because it's Clint Eastwood.
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  Speaker 3: He's playing with Clint nearly. You know, Clint is so
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  Speaker 3: dead pan himself, he'll sell it brilliantly for the Orangon Time.
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  Speaker 2: Like why there wasn't a TV show with a monkey.
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  Speaker 2: I'll never know.
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  Speaker 3: There was I think, oh fuck, I think there was
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  Speaker 3: there was one. I think there was one with a
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  Speaker 3: chimp there. I fucking.
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  Speaker 2: Well, why you google that? Tom. I'm gonna wrap up
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  Speaker 2: the show here, buddy. I'm gonna give a couple of
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  Speaker 2: shoutouts and call it to a few find folks of
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  Speaker 2: free final listeners of the Tom and Jerry Show as
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  Speaker 2: Tom Google's Chimp TV show. I don't know ano those
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  Speaker 2: PG tips, the chimpanzees and the PG tips ads. But again,
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  Speaker 2: as I said last week, fuck monkeys. I hate them.
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  Speaker 2: So a couple of shout outs here.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: We put out a shout on the Instagram today if
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  Speaker 2: anybody had any queries or questions to catch us before
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  Speaker 2: we ended recording. You guys, obviously you have no questions
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  Speaker 2: this week, so that's cool. That doesn't hurt our feelings
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  Speaker 2: all that much. But we did have a chime in
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  Speaker 2: for you, my good man, about tractors from last week.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, indeed, Airman Thomas over there on Spotify says
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  Speaker 2: that was the seat. Eight of us fifteen sixteen year
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  Speaker 3: That's about the most gallaway thing I've ever heard, but
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  Speaker 2: Yes, we're all on your way. I do remember the
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  Speaker 2: puppets in mockness or something this the zetter cab. Thanks
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  Speaker 2: for that, Tomas, by the way.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much. They were huge, like silly huge.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? It's like, does that
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  Speaker 3: meant for something else? Do you know?
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  Speaker 2: Tom? What else? We want to find people to do.
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  Speaker 3: First and foremost. There's nothing more talking about in There
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  Speaker 3: a finish that that chimp no TV show. Do you
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  Speaker 2: Hello, you're not going to nine o'clock at night with
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  Speaker 2: a book, Craig, I may as well make a start.
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  Speaker 3: There'll be nobody right yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Tom, I can't win the show, but my thought luck