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BEST OF THE DISCLAIMER: Cut It Out · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For All Your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and tik Tok
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  Speaker 1: for Raw Dog its four.
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  Speaker 2: To seven every weekday on Radio RecA.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of fitness, fellas, what's up? I just like an
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  Speaker 1: hour ago downloaded a yoga app?
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  Speaker 2: Yoga app?
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  Speaker 3: What's it called?
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  Speaker 1: It's cool?
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to use this card.
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  Speaker 2: It's called RedTube dot com or.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to use this on the show. It's
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  Speaker 3: called Down with Dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's called Reverse Cowgirl Yoga Go.
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  Speaker 2: A bit is not part of it. There's a period
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  Speaker 2: where you were going to yoga wat him to that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I know that was when I was doing counseling
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  Speaker 1: and I went, Now, I don't like it, but this
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  Speaker 1: is just in your own lounge. They do a little
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  Speaker 1: They have a program for you in terms of what
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to achieve.
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  Speaker 2: Last you'll last for one week maximum.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll do that and then go to the gym
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  Speaker 1: because there's only like ten to fifteen minutes workouts.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a warm up. You could do that at
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  Speaker 2: the gym.
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  Speaker 1: But it also you know, you have a weight goal
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  Speaker 1: and all that sort of stuff. You won't achieve it
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  Speaker 1: and it tones yeah and all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure it be great.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna go down and be shocked.
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  Speaker 3: I reckon Jason's going to really commit to this and
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  Speaker 3: he's going to stick to it for like years.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that anybody, and I include myself, and
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  Speaker 2: this has ever downloaded one of those apps where they're
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  Speaker 2: doing workouts at home and has made any real difference
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  Speaker 2: to their fitness, their look or anything else. Those things
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  Speaker 2: are fucking scared.
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  Speaker 3: I'll also lump and do a lingo for learning another language.
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  Speaker 2: I think you have to go somewhere to do shit
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  Speaker 2: like that. There we be people that probably have, but
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  Speaker 2: it's just like and especially doing ten or fifteen minutes
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 1: But this is different. But she does every day. But
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  Speaker 1: it's just off YouTube of this one woman. And she
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  Speaker 1: just watches their videos and does their videos every day.
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  Speaker 1: That's good, and man, she's a beast.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing you do every day is smoke sigis.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's true, butes, and I go to the
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  Speaker 1: gym and stuff every day most days. At the moment,
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  Speaker 1: couldn't yesterday because I was filming.
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  Speaker 2: When you warm up, you could do that pilates that
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  Speaker 2: yoga at the gym as a warm up and sort
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  Speaker 2: of tied in with your ear guitarring, and that would
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  Speaker 2: be the complete.
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  Speaker 1: But I need a straight back chair because it involves
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  Speaker 1: a straight back chair.
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  Speaker 3: You're doing on a chair? Well, this is yeah, that's
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  Speaker 3: what I'm picturing. Is it flash dance or diddy dancing?
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  Speaker 2: Flesh?
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  Speaker 1: You guys won't be taking the past when I roll
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  Speaker 1: out my massive picks and abs no tight buns.
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  Speaker 3: You roll out your picks and I will take the purse. Jason, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I reckon, you're going to stick to this and do
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  Speaker 3: really well.
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  Speaker 1: I've actually got I've actually, I've actually kind of got picks. Gzy.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to see them?
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  Speaker 2: You've got?
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  Speaker 1: Can't you see them?
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  Speaker 2: I reckon? They are pretty good. You got a pretty
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  Speaker 2: You've got a pretty tight little bod there for an
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  Speaker 2: old fellow? Is it by your mess? And yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Because I put all my measurements and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: In your body fat percentage?
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  Speaker 1: Does twenty four sound right?
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  Speaker 2: That sounds like a possibility?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, said that. I I'm twenty three, that I have
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  Speaker 1: a good ratio given my height and weight.
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  Speaker 2: How did you work out your fat?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, I didn't do fat Yeah, yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: I just said how much away? And how high tall
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  Speaker 1: are you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And then what did you say?
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  Speaker 1: I said, five foot ten and a half?
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  Speaker 2: You have six six foot even?
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  Speaker 1: You know, seventy kgs? They're keyasy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right? Are you seventy?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: I'm about seventy three seventy four?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right?
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  Speaker 1: However am I one hundred and twenty ninety?
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  Speaker 3: Actually? So I hold around ninety for about a decade
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  Speaker 3: and then I waived myself the other day and I
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  Speaker 3: was like ninety two. But then I remembered I'd had
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  Speaker 3: a huge dinner the night before and hadn't had a
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  Speaker 3: steamer yet. Ah, yes afterwards eighty seven.
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  Speaker 1: Nice dude, a five pag steamer.
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  Speaker 2: That's the name of a horror movie, isn't it. The
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  Speaker 2: Warky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hadarki.
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  Speaker 4: Now that's good listening and it's live. What are you
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  Speaker 4: listening to you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, I was listening to the radio Hodarki Big Show
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  Speaker 4: for the seven week days.
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  Speaker 2: It's quite specific.
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  Speaker 4: And I heart radio.
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  Speaker 2: Choose the Wracky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I was filming this morning, and guess what you're
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  Speaker 1: feeling filming? And I got a dedusion from her. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: in the script there for you know, on the on
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  Speaker 1: the actual show, I got a dion there you're.
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  Speaker 2: Like, someone, pardon, you're punched someone.
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  Speaker 1: No, I got the word.
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  Speaker 2: Okay now Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: Because you told us the line you were saying. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not going to say it, but it was something sort
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  Speaker 3: of to the effect of is this all good? You
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean? It's like sort of like that,
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  Speaker 3: where did you put.
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  Speaker 1: The do douge? When I placed something on the table,
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  Speaker 1: you said, there's no.
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  Speaker 3: Way they're going to use that.
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  Speaker 1: They will, really, I just snuck it in there, a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of that's a little bit of personality in there. Yes, well,
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  Speaker 1: they'll be editing it and I'll go, what the fuck
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  Speaker 1: is the do douge? That can come on?
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  Speaker 2: Hear that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Very weird.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 2: You loving it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's good, it's good.
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  Speaker 3: Saidy night. It's my wife's Nepball prize giving that I
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  Speaker 3: had to go along to.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you had to?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did have to, because did I explain it
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  Speaker 3: on the show?
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  Speaker 2: I think you were saying that she said that you
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  Speaker 2: couldn't go, but that you'd managed to get a ticket
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  Speaker 2: from somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because she's selling tickets. No, the situation was the
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  Speaker 3: girls were all meeting up girls. There's a team of
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  Speaker 3: ten of them. I think there was eight of them,
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  Speaker 3: and me and one of the boys, one of the
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  Speaker 3: other girl's husband's Matt, who's one of my mates. We
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  Speaker 3: were just going to hang out watch the Olympics, watch NROL,
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  Speaker 3: eat pizza, drink beers while they were off doing this.
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  Speaker 3: And then it turned out one of the other girls
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  Speaker 3: forgot that it was Nipple prize giving and she'd invited
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  Speaker 3: her partner, whose long distance, to come up for the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: And so she's like, oh, he's just gonna have to
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  Speaker 3: like sit in my apartment while we do this prizegiving party,
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  Speaker 3: and then I'll just get Matt and Crest to come
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  Speaker 3: three way. And so it was me, Matt and this
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  Speaker 3: other fellow standing in the corner just chatting the scott
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  Speaker 3: while the girls got really drunk. But then I got
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  Speaker 3: quite drunk as well, and then climbed a tree.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds weird.
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  Speaker 1: Why did you climb a tree?
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  Speaker 3: Because I was bored. I was waiting for the person
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  Speaker 3: with the car keys was coming. They were taking forever,
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  Speaker 3: and there was a really climbable tree, so I got
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  Speaker 3: up there.
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  Speaker 1: I was just trying to remember the last time I
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  Speaker 1: climbed a tree, probably when I was about five. I
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  Speaker 1: had a good weekend. Two if you were going to
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  Speaker 1: was just crazy. I thought that was that you went
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  Speaker 1: home and you were staying. You were hungover all Sunday, sorry, Jason,
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  Speaker 1: just and then laying out with your hands down your pants.
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  Speaker 3: You sound way better today, man.
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  Speaker 2: Weirdly, this afternoon I took a couple of flu tablets,
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  Speaker 2: which seems to have dried me out of it. I've
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  Speaker 2: got a doctor's appointment this evening, six thirty. Just a phoner. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: all I needed just some bodlets just feed them to
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  Speaker 2: me and I'll get on those bastards and I'll be
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  Speaker 2: off to the races, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, because now you know what it is, right,
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  Speaker 3: It's easy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then the other thing is going to referral to
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  Speaker 2: a E N T. You those throats, that's what that
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  Speaker 2: one there is, and just to get an operation to
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  Speaker 2: stop it, yeah, because otherwise we'll just keep happening Like
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  Speaker 2: I can't keep on being fucking crooked four times a
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  Speaker 2: year for a month at a time.
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  Speaker 1: And and that was that's a big operation, man, that's
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  Speaker 1: a bigger Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just you know, know, if I come back
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  Speaker 2: and my nose looks absolutely perfect and it's like weirdly
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  Speaker 2: changed its shape, it as a result of my sinus size.
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  Speaker 2: It was just something that they had to do.
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  Speaker 1: Small in it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And if my fucking face is pulled back a little
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  Speaker 2: bit and I look like twenty years younger or anything
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  Speaker 2: like that, yeah, it's because of my you know, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Because of the So what are they chopping out?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how it works. I made of mind
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  Speaker 2: Richard Thurston, the artist. Yes, yes, he had it done,
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  Speaker 2: and he said it made a world of difference, made
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  Speaker 2: them for years. I don't even know he had it done,
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  Speaker 2: but he said he would have exactly the same thing
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  Speaker 2: where he got it, and then just he would get
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  Speaker 2: crook like fucking heap.
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  Speaker 1: For some reason, I think the procedure would be something
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  Speaker 1: along that I'm seeing burning Oh good, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: I'm seeing.
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  Speaker 2: Like they'll finger in the anus as well.
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  Speaker 1: Well maybe your finger in the anis, but like a
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  Speaker 1: burning and closing off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like are cutting out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like Jon has watched a surgery since the eighteen Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it feels like.
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  Speaker 2: You think there'll be a whole bunch of herbs involved
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  Speaker 2: and I'll be dunked in holy water and.
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  Speaker 4: The Hadarchy.
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