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- 1:23Speaker 3: T'ms right around the corner. Well, how are you?
- 1:27Speaker 6: I'm alive?
- 1:28Speaker 3: God on money?
- 1:29Speaker 4: Are you sure?
- 1:29Speaker 7: No?
- 1:31Speaker 6: Till I'm not?
- 1:32Speaker 4: Man? What got you?
- 1:34Speaker 8: A cute bronchitis with an upper respiratory infection?
- 1:37Speaker 4: Really?
- 1:38Speaker 9: Oh?
- 1:38Speaker 4: A chess co that could be deadly for her?
- 1:41Speaker 10: That sounded like a depressing alcoholic drink.
- 1:45Speaker 3: Yeah, man, it was.
- 1:46Speaker 4: It was wild because easy easy, here you go. No
- 1:50Speaker 4: laughing today, yea.
- 1:50Speaker 10: Loss Ross, normal speed, No laughing today for her.
- 1:54Speaker 1: I'm not funny anymore.
- 1:57Speaker 4: I'm serious, Ross.
- 1:58Speaker 5: But so what it's weird because I've heard it like
- 2:01Speaker 5: it'll hit you like a fluish because you said last Saturday,
- 2:04Speaker 5: not this past Saturday, but the one.
- 2:05Speaker 6: Before, Yeah, the one before the super Bowl.
- 2:07Speaker 3: You had a fever.
- 2:09Speaker 6: No, I didn't have a fever.
- 2:10Speaker 4: You had a little bit of a fever.
- 2:11Speaker 6: No.
- 2:12Speaker 8: I At moments, what I felt was like you know
- 2:17Speaker 8: when you go on a bender.
- 2:18Speaker 6: It was like, did I smoke too many cigarette? What's
- 2:21Speaker 6: why is my chest hurt?
- 2:22Speaker 9: Like?
- 2:22Speaker 8: Yea? Why is my throat hurt like this? I never
- 2:25Speaker 8: once assumed I was getting sick. Now, when I finally
- 2:28Speaker 8: made it to the doctor, he said, someone you encountered
- 2:31Speaker 8: seventy two hours before you first started feeling ill on
- 2:34Speaker 8: Saturday as the person.
- 2:35Speaker 6: Who got you sick.
- 2:36Speaker 4: Who would that have been?
- 2:37Speaker 8: It could be here at work, It could have been
- 2:39Speaker 8: the long line I stood in at a convenience store
- 2:41Speaker 8: getting gas one night.
- 2:43Speaker 6: I mean, who knows.
- 2:44Speaker 4: Yeah, who knows?
- 2:45Speaker 6: Who knows?
- 2:45Speaker 4: It's probably Jim.
- 2:46Speaker 10: It's definitely Jim.
- 2:47Speaker 5: I mean it's either me or whoever you pump gas
- 2:50Speaker 5: staff effort.
- 2:51Speaker 3: It's one of those two people.
- 2:52Speaker 10: Yeah, my money's on Jim.
- 2:55Speaker 4: I think it's probably so.
- 2:56Speaker 10: What actually happened is is that Jim had it but
- 2:59Speaker 10: a cute pro kitas was like, I gotta get out
- 3:01Speaker 10: of here. This place is toxic, this place is dirty.
- 3:07Speaker 8: Son, you know, And I was taking Thailand on cold
- 3:12Speaker 8: and flu, to which I owe an apology for calling
- 3:14Speaker 8: it crap the entire week.
- 3:16Speaker 3: Yeah, did it save your life?
- 3:17Speaker 8: It didn't because you know, again, I'm taking medicine that's
- 3:20Speaker 8: not touching what I'm what I have did.
- 3:23Speaker 5: We just have a report like a year ago that
- 3:24Speaker 5: they they literally had to admit that none of the
- 3:27Speaker 5: none of those like decongestins or any none of that works.
- 3:30Speaker 5: Like they had to literally come on and say, hey,
- 3:31Speaker 5: we've been telling you to take this stuff like robotustin
- 3:33Speaker 5: doesn't work. That doesn't have one active ingredient that does
- 3:36Speaker 5: anything to your cold. It makes you feel good and
- 3:38Speaker 5: you taste terrible.
- 3:39Speaker 10: There's only one thing that I have learned that opens
- 3:42Speaker 10: up my face so I can breathe, and that's that
- 3:45Speaker 10: nasal spray.
- 3:46Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's the Affron. All of it.
- 3:48Speaker 10: I'll do. I'll do triple brand, I'll go generic name brand,
- 3:51Speaker 10: well back Cereal version, all of it.
- 3:53Speaker 5: That Vix is good too, But man, you gotta warned
- 3:56Speaker 5: that the Vix vapor up thing has that should have
- 3:58Speaker 5: a warning on the lake and it says this, right,
- 4:02Speaker 5: you huffed that stuff like crazy, right, But what it
- 4:04Speaker 5: doesn't tell you is is as you're huffing, if that
- 4:08Speaker 5: breaks while you're huffing it, get ready for your entire
- 4:11Speaker 5: head to feel like when you put in three sticks
- 4:13Speaker 5: of spearmint gum and then and then like drink a soda.
- 4:16Speaker 10: I had to stop. I had to stop doing the
- 4:18Speaker 10: nasal stuff.
- 4:19Speaker 6: Because they said it's addicted.
- 4:20Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 4:21Speaker 6: I didn't realize that. The doctor very addicting.
- 4:24Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the doctor was saying, Yeah, you don't want
- 4:26Speaker 8: to be careful with that afron stuff because like after
- 4:28Speaker 8: two days of using it, what.
- 4:30Speaker 3: Kind of addiction though addicted to be able to breathe?
- 4:32Speaker 11: Low.
- 4:32Speaker 10: I did not want to bring it up because I
- 4:34Speaker 10: knew you were going to judge.
- 4:35Speaker 3: So you've got to post enable a drip or something, right.
- 4:37Speaker 8: I think what it does is it just ends up
- 4:38Speaker 8: drying out your mucous membranes in your nose, So you
- 4:41Speaker 8: end up having to use it that much more often and.
- 4:43Speaker 10: You dry out all of the membranes. Mane, I think
- 4:45Speaker 10: I got dumb off that stuff. Really, that's what God
- 4:49Speaker 10: I'm going to pin it on that it can't be parenting.
- 4:52Speaker 10: I love my mom.
- 4:54Speaker 5: You're saying, you're saying that you think the affron gave
- 4:58Speaker 5: you a hig.
- 4:59Speaker 3: God, don't say that.
- 5:00Speaker 10: No, not a high. I never got high from it.
- 5:02Speaker 10: I just got to breathe better, which could be described. Yeah,
- 5:07Speaker 10: you're saying kind of, So what usually happens is my theory.
- 5:10Speaker 10: I was ripping and roaring all this nasal spray for
- 5:13Speaker 10: good like summer, maybe like four or five months, and
- 5:17Speaker 10: I ended up going to see a specialist and he
- 5:20Speaker 10: told me that, yeah, that stuff can be very addicting.
- 5:22Speaker 10: You like build a tolerance to it. Then you start
- 5:25Speaker 10: depending on it, and next thing you know that if
- 5:28Speaker 10: you don't have it, you just have a stuffed up nose.
- 5:31Speaker 10: So because your body is like, hey, yo.
- 5:33Speaker 4: Where's the goods? Where's the good Yeah?
- 5:36Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean listen, it's not like I was selling
- 5:38Speaker 10: copper wire as I was addicted to this.
- 5:41Speaker 4: I wasn't.
- 5:43Speaker 10: Yeah, I wasn't doing any of that. I just it
- 5:46Speaker 10: was the one thing that my body I felt like
- 5:49Speaker 10: needed to start breathing, and then I just had to
- 5:51Speaker 10: kick it cold turkey for about a couple of days.
- 5:53Speaker 5: It says, do not use this for more than three days,
- 5:57Speaker 5: consult the doctor. If you have heart disease, high blood pressure,
- 6:00Speaker 5: iroid disease, diabetes, or you're pregnant or breastfeeding to use
- 6:04Speaker 5: that for more than three days.
- 6:05Speaker 9: In a row.
- 6:06Speaker 10: Double nostril ears eyes that put it everywhere.
- 6:10Speaker 4: It just nos, just nos.
- 6:11Speaker 8: It says, feel like I'm taking enough steroids. I show
- 6:14Speaker 8: my God, my testicles should drop any day now.
- 6:18Speaker 4: Wow? Three oh seven huh, very nice. That's awesome, all right,
- 6:22Speaker 4: I knew it.
- 6:23Speaker 3: Seven seven zero three one.
- 6:26Speaker 5: I got a question for you guys, and we can
- 6:27Speaker 5: do this throughout the day for the texting service if
- 6:30Speaker 5: you want. How many of you guys have done something
- 6:32Speaker 5: on Facebook marketplace?
- 6:34Speaker 4: Oh? Buy, sell?
- 6:35Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there are.
- 6:36Speaker 10: You're in there, right, Jack Duneboll Not a lot, twice
- 6:39Speaker 10: once or twice?
- 6:40Speaker 6: No, not at all.
- 6:41Speaker 8: We've bought some things off Facebook Marketplace, but haven't sold anything.
- 6:45Speaker 3: Right, So I sold some stuff this weekend. It was
- 6:46Speaker 3: kind of an odd cell because I purchased too much
- 6:49Speaker 3: of something that we were doing in our yard and
- 6:51Speaker 3: I had it, and you know, it was valuable enough
- 6:54Speaker 3: to at least sell, you know, normally, just like oh
- 6:56Speaker 3: who gears?
- 6:57Speaker 6: You know, tip tiz and chloroform.
- 6:58Speaker 5: Yeah, Zip tize, chloroform, rights stretch code, fish hook right
- 7:02Speaker 5: next to the tank.
- 7:03Speaker 6: Right one partially used tack saw.
- 7:06Speaker 3: Right right, Everything goes in the fire efforts. Everybody knows that.
- 7:08Speaker 10: Stuff tan leather.
- 7:10Speaker 3: So about about four or five weeks ago, as I'm
- 7:15Speaker 3: prepping for my daughter's baby shower, I was doing stuff
- 7:20Speaker 3: around the house and we bought some pine straw to
- 7:22Speaker 3: line and fill in some.
- 7:23Speaker 4: Of the areas of the hot yard that needed to
- 7:25Speaker 4: be taken care of.
- 7:26Speaker 8: So, oh, you mean the pine straw. None of your
- 7:27Speaker 8: guests noticed after you buy, said.
- 7:29Speaker 6: Your ass all weekend about it. Oh God, remember that?
- 7:33Speaker 5: Oh God, At least I don't have forty bales of
- 7:35Speaker 5: it left over because I bought too much. But that's
- 7:37Speaker 5: exactly what happened. I had forty bales of pine straw
- 7:41Speaker 5: left over. This was like five dollars a bail, so
- 7:43Speaker 5: it wasn't cheap. So I put it up on marketplace.
- 7:46Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm gonna sell this, this pine straws, and
- 7:48Speaker 5: I don't want to do bad.
- 7:49Speaker 3: I'll sell it right on right, So.
- 7:52Speaker 10: I get a call. The lady says, I'll come get
- 7:54Speaker 10: your pine straw.
- 7:54Speaker 5: Can you meet me here? I said, well, I'll be
- 7:55Speaker 5: done with golf. I want to come on around one o'clock.
- 7:57Speaker 5: Shoot me a text. We'll make this deal happen, no problem.
- 8:00Speaker 5: Like on the number one o'clock, I get a text
- 8:02Speaker 5: from her, you're a messenger or whatever.
- 8:04Speaker 10: She says, Hey, ready to go on my way? Do
- 8:06Speaker 10: I need my trailer?
- 8:07Speaker 5: And I got a pickup truck on my trailer and
- 8:09Speaker 5: I said, you know, I don't think you'll need you know,
- 8:11Speaker 5: we put it in a normal size pickup truck. I
- 8:12Speaker 5: think you'll be fine. Just bring a tarp and some
- 8:14Speaker 5: tie dounds. You'll be good, no problem, no problem seeing
- 8:17Speaker 5: a few. It's forty bails. Now, just give you an idea.
- 8:20Speaker 5: It's a stack about the size of this desk and
- 8:23Speaker 5: about chest high.
- 8:25Speaker 4: Right.
- 8:25Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 8:28Speaker 4: Let me ask you guys a question.
- 8:30Speaker 5: If you are going to buy something from a vendor
- 8:33Speaker 5: or somebody like a Facebook marketplace, when do you prepare
- 8:37Speaker 5: to take care of it yourself? Well, yeah, that's this
- 8:42Speaker 5: lady shows up, sixty eight years old, double knee braces,
- 8:45Speaker 5: no help, nobody to help her back.
- 8:49Speaker 4: You're gonna load it.
- 8:51Speaker 10: That's not how it goes, dude, you're making the purchase.
- 8:54Speaker 4: A sixty eight or a woman in double kneble. You're
- 8:57Speaker 4: not going to help her. That's not my point.
- 8:58Speaker 5: The point is there, He goes, she should have brought
- 9:01Speaker 5: somebody to help her load.
- 9:03Speaker 4: This is not my job. It's not my job to.
- 9:07Speaker 5: Load the pine straw. Now I had no problem. I
- 9:09Speaker 5: did wind up helping her. Was a pain in the ass,
- 9:11Speaker 5: but I did it. I didn't charge her anything. Jack
- 9:14Speaker 5: on the price.
- 9:15Speaker 4: Did you have your hand out for an hour?
- 9:16Speaker 5: I didn't have that in there. She brings five poodles.
- 9:19Speaker 5: She unloads the prices cause my dog's run around. Next thing,
- 9:22Speaker 5: you know, I have a horde of poodles running out.
- 9:25Speaker 4: Of my guard.
- 9:26Speaker 5: A woman sixteen years old, double knee braces. And you
- 9:29Speaker 5: know what it looks like. It looked like, I'll tell
- 9:31Speaker 5: you exactly who it is. It's Napoleon Dynamite's aunt. That's
- 9:34Speaker 5: who showed up at my house.
- 9:35Speaker 10: Okay, right, all right.
- 9:37Speaker 5: She showed up my house, the one with the lama,
- 9:39Speaker 5: you know. And basically it looked at me as to say, well,
- 9:43Speaker 5: let's get going. I'm like, what do you mean, let's
- 9:45Speaker 5: You're supposed to bring somebody to help you do this?
- 9:47Speaker 5: You can't pull up and say, here's a truckload of
- 9:50Speaker 5: stuff and then expect the.
- 9:51Speaker 3: Person selling it to help you load it.
- 9:53Speaker 4: Right.
- 9:54Speaker 5: I mean I did it because it was the right
- 9:55Speaker 5: thing to do. But my god, band, that's the last
- 9:57Speaker 5: thing I want to do. My knee was killing me. Oh,
- 10:01Speaker 5: get out of here. Jack gave me the same way.
- 10:03Speaker 5: Could you imagine I did help?
- 10:05Speaker 4: She's she's getting rid of it.
- 10:07Speaker 5: But let me let me ask you a question. Let's
- 10:09Speaker 5: say I'm selling you a hot tub, right, I'm I
- 10:12Speaker 5: got a hot tub for so you call me. He's like,
- 10:13Speaker 5: let's do a deal for this hot tub.
- 10:15Speaker 10: You don't show up expecting me.
- 10:17Speaker 4: To help you load the hot tub?
- 10:18Speaker 11: Right?
- 10:19Speaker 5: No, no, no, I'm not gonna let you guys do
- 10:22Speaker 5: this to me.
- 10:22Speaker 6: I am only because so fun.
- 10:25Speaker 5: I'm not letting you do it to me. There's the way, Ross, Ross.
- 10:30Speaker 5: If let's say I'm gont the pool, right, I'm gonna
- 10:32Speaker 5: buy your pool. To show up to buy your pool, right,
- 10:36Speaker 5: you don't expect to help load the pool, right, You're.
- 10:39Speaker 4: Just selling me the pool, all right?
- 10:41Speaker 5: You you expect me to come with two people to
- 10:43Speaker 5: load the pool up because I'm making the purchase.
- 10:45Speaker 10: I have always looked at it as in this I
- 10:48Speaker 10: don't think this opinion has been said yet. There's one answer.
- 10:53Speaker 10: There is one answer, but I don't think I've heard
- 10:56Speaker 10: it yet. It has always been a collaborative experience. You
- 11:04Speaker 10: now you got wronged. Listen, I'm kind of on your side.
- 11:08Speaker 4: There you go. But it's complex. It's like, there's something
- 11:11Speaker 4: complex about it now, it.
- 11:12Speaker 10: Really isn't You got wronged while being a little bit
- 11:15Speaker 10: wrong in your wrongness.
- 11:16Speaker 4: When I go to Low's, I pay for the item
- 11:18Speaker 4: they loaded.
- 11:20Speaker 5: Yeah, but no, no, that's not the same. You're buying
- 11:23Speaker 5: from a vendor, and that's part of the process.
- 11:25Speaker 4: And sometimes that's not even the case. She's doing you
- 11:28Speaker 4: a bigger favor.
- 11:29Speaker 10: She's getting rid of something you don't want on your
- 11:31Speaker 10: proper letter back.
- 11:31Speaker 5: That's a voluntary thing for their employees. Because I've taken
- 11:34Speaker 5: many a load of lumber out in my truckingloaded by
- 11:36Speaker 5: my damn self.
- 11:37Speaker 4: That lows.
- 11:37Speaker 10: She's reminding you of a cult classic and Napoleon dynam
- 11:41Speaker 10: by going, hey, kevill I let my poodles run around.
- 11:44Speaker 4: She actually said, she said, how long do you think
- 11:47Speaker 4: this is gonna take us? I'm like, what do you
- 11:51Speaker 4: mean us? Is somebody coming to help?
- 11:53Speaker 5: Even better? My God, almighty, this is true. She goes,
- 11:56Speaker 5: you know my boyfriend, he don't like to help do nothing. Oh,
- 11:59Speaker 5: I'm I'm a boyfriend. Yeah, he's at the house. I
- 12:01Speaker 5: think he's addicted to his phone. I mean he didn't
- 12:03Speaker 5: come to.
- 12:03Speaker 10: Help now, and nasals very problem man.
- 12:07Speaker 5: Then she looks at me like, I'm loading this truck up,
- 12:09Speaker 5: I'm standing on top of it, teetering on this tower
- 12:14Speaker 5: of pinestrow.
- 12:15Speaker 4: And she goes, where's my dogs?
- 12:17Speaker 6: Oh?
- 12:19Speaker 4: I don't know where your dogs are, but they're all gone.
- 12:21Speaker 10: They're all like meandering throat my property that could be
- 12:24Speaker 10: in the road. Who knows you got wrong? Because it's
- 12:26Speaker 10: usually like a fifty to fifty. It's almost like when
- 12:29Speaker 10: a fence goes down and then you're like sharing a
- 12:31Speaker 10: fence between two neighbors. So you might have like some like, hey, how.
- 12:35Speaker 4: Do you want to do this?
- 12:36Speaker 10: Teamwork? Let's do it right, dream work. You got Charles
- 12:40Speaker 10: Barkley knees over there. You got Kenny the Jed Anderson
- 12:44Speaker 10: showing up with poodles.
- 12:46Speaker 4: Dude, I'm looking through your Facebook and I guess you
- 12:48Speaker 4: took it down the it did say help, please bring
- 12:52Speaker 4: someone now. It does not say that you didn't. You
- 12:54Speaker 4: shouldn't have to say that, say that you should not
- 12:57Speaker 4: have to say that.
- 12:58Speaker 5: You shouldn't have to put it in. Oh, by the way,
- 13:01Speaker 5: bring a crew. That's not how it goes.
- 13:04Speaker 4: Dude, anyway.
- 13:06Speaker 10: So that was what you did this morning.
- 13:09Speaker 4: No, I did this yesterday. Oh yeah, four oh seven.
- 13:12Speaker 10: That means you're sore. Nine six I am sore.
- 13:14Speaker 3: Shut up four seven nine six one four one text
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- 13:55Speaker 4: Come on, Jimmy, do you think you're looking in the
- 13:57Speaker 4: mirror when she showed up?
- 13:58Speaker 10: You're a sixty eight year old woman, five poodles and
- 14:00Speaker 10: double knee braces.
- 14:01Speaker 4: Come on, hey, Colbert crew, Hey jim let's watch out.
- 14:08Speaker 12: You might have hookworm and fleas, so uh, I know
- 14:12Speaker 12: you got dogs.
- 14:13Speaker 4: Careful all right, buddy, your knee was killing you.
- 14:17Speaker 10: Your knee was killing you, Jimmy.
- 14:20Speaker 13: After a day of eighteen holes, minimal of golf and
- 14:24Speaker 13: this sixty year old woman shows up with two knee braces,
- 14:28Speaker 13: and you have.
- 14:29Speaker 10: The golf to say he was killing me.
- 14:32Speaker 13: But yeah, people do show up really ridiculously at Facebook
- 14:35Speaker 13: Marketplace meetups. I sold a mini fridge recently and the
- 14:38Speaker 13: woman who pulled up was like, I hope it'll fit
- 14:40Speaker 13: in my Kia and I was like me too, because
- 14:42Speaker 13: it's staying in the parking lot if it doesn't.
- 14:46Speaker 3: All right, Welcome back to the stage.
- 14:48Speaker 10: Covert Show, Real Radio one oh four point went, by
- 14:51Speaker 10: the way.
- 14:51Speaker 5: The entire thing I'm telling you, if you haven't put
- 14:53Speaker 5: anything on Facebook Marketplace, just to experience it, find something
- 14:56Speaker 5: in your house to sell, put up in aad and
- 14:58Speaker 5: just watch it happen.
- 15:00Speaker 10: I had somebody said, Hey, I want two bails of that.
- 15:01Speaker 3: Can you deliver it?
- 15:02Speaker 4: To say Inford I'm like, no, I want this, Can
- 15:05Speaker 4: you do this?
- 15:05Speaker 10: No?
- 15:07Speaker 4: It's incredible.
- 15:08Speaker 10: If you struggle saying no, Facebook marketplace is a great
- 15:12Speaker 10: opportunity to get used to saying no to.
- 15:15Speaker 4: This is the training grounds. It is the boot camp.
- 15:17Speaker 10: Of no is the rudimentary no telling.
- 15:19Speaker 4: All right, Welcome back to the Jim Colburn Show right
- 15:21Speaker 4: here on Real Radio one zer four point one. I
- 15:22Speaker 4: have Jim, Jack and Ross are right over there, and
- 15:24Speaker 4: Deb has your news.
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- 15:41Speaker 8: guy Don all Right, The DNA found during the search
- 15:44Speaker 8: for Nancy Guthrie does not match any records in the
- 15:48Speaker 8: FBI's national database. Pima County Sheriff Chris Nanos said the
- 15:51Speaker 8: results came back today from a glove found near Guthrie's home.
- 15:55Speaker 14: The DNA on the glove that was found two miles
- 15:58Speaker 14: away was submitted for Cotis, and I just heard that
- 16:03Speaker 14: Cotis had no hits.
- 16:05Speaker 8: The eighty four year old mother of today's show co
- 16:08Speaker 8: anchor Savannah Guthrie went missing from her home in the Tucson,
- 16:11Speaker 8: Arizona area on February first. Yesterday, the sheriff said the
- 16:15Speaker 8: Guthries family members All of Guthrie's family members have been
- 16:18Speaker 8: cleared as suspects and of any suspicion. The FBI is
- 16:23Speaker 8: now offering a one hundred thousand dollar reward in the case.
- 16:27Speaker 8: Longtime civil rights activist Revery Reverend Jesse Jackson Senior has died.
- 16:31Speaker 8: The Baptist minister and two time Democratic presidential candidate passed
- 16:35Speaker 8: away peacefully at age eighty four, according to his family.
- 16:38Speaker 8: In his statement, they remember Jackson as an icon whose
- 16:41Speaker 8: quote on wavering belief and justice, equality and love uplifted
- 16:45Speaker 8: millions end quote. It goes on to say, quote, we
- 16:48Speaker 8: ask you to honor his memory by continuing the fight
- 16:51Speaker 8: for the values he lived by.
- 16:52Speaker 6: End quotes.
- 16:53Speaker 4: Yeah, and so him and Bobby Duvall that's one and two, right, Yeah, exactly.
- 16:58Speaker 10: Well, Catherine right.
- 17:00Speaker 8: No waiting because she's an earlier one. So Robert Duval
- 17:04Speaker 8: died Sunday. Jesse Jackson died today.
- 17:09Speaker 10: I didn't check out the rules.
- 17:10Speaker 6: Well, you know what then, all right, speaking of values.
- 17:14Speaker 4: Uh just quietly.
- 17:15Speaker 10: I'm just saying I meane O'Hara.
- 17:18Speaker 8: Muslims and others are angry with Congressman Randy Fine over
- 17:22Speaker 8: a social media post. The sixth District Republican accused a
- 17:26Speaker 8: woman he calls a major New York City Muslim leader
- 17:29Speaker 8: of saying we must give up our dogs because New
- 17:32Speaker 8: York is coming to Islam. Fine wrote on X quote
- 17:36Speaker 8: we will not be shamed into being conquered like the
- 17:38Speaker 8: Europeans end quote end quote.
- 17:41Speaker 6: I choose my dog end quote.
- 17:44Speaker 8: California Democratic congressman wrote Conna accused Fine of bigotry, and
- 17:47Speaker 8: New York Democratic Congressman Dan Goldman called Fine's comment unacceptable, revolting,
- 17:52Speaker 8: and islamophobic. Find plans to respond tonight when he goes
- 17:57Speaker 8: on Laura Lumer's podcast Lumer on.
- 17:59Speaker 5: L Yeah, I think newsomme put out something and said resign. Comma,
- 18:05Speaker 5: uh you racist slob, is what he said to Randy
- 18:09Speaker 5: Fine at the gun X.
- 18:10Speaker 4: That's that's a nice way of putting it. Yeah, he's
- 18:15Speaker 4: human garbage, by the way.
- 18:16Speaker 6: James Vanderbeek, Oh, there you go, there you go.
- 18:19Speaker 8: That's and that one's having rippling effects because it's once
- 18:22Speaker 8: again shining the light colo rectal cancer now the leading
- 18:26Speaker 8: cause of death for people who are under the age
- 18:28Speaker 8: of fifty.
- 18:28Speaker 4: Jim, you should get checked easy. Hey.
- 18:31Speaker 8: Bill advancing in Tallahassee would make it illegal to use
- 18:33Speaker 8: emergency funds for immigration enforcement. How subcommittee voted unanimously yesterday
- 18:38Speaker 8: to stop the governor from using the money on anything
- 18:42Speaker 8: except natural disasters. Right, Panama City Republican state Representative griff Griffiths.
- 18:50Speaker 10: Who does that man come on?
- 18:53Speaker 4: Introduced to the parents, Grif Griffith, Griffith.
- 18:59Speaker 8: I mean, you know, maybe they're back to future fans.
- 19:02Speaker 8: He says it ensures accountability, but Florida Attorney General James
- 19:05Speaker 8: Uthmeier says it's moronic now. According to the News Service
- 19:08Speaker 8: of Florida, the change comes as the emergency fund expires
- 19:12Speaker 8: and lawmakers remain divided over how it should be used
- 19:15Speaker 8: going forward. Well, speaking of natural disasters, Polk Counties fire chief,
- 19:20Speaker 8: county administrator, and other officials are urging residents to obey
- 19:24Speaker 8: a ban on outdoor burning after a weekend of fighting brushfires.
- 19:29Speaker 8: Chief Sean Smith says recent freezes have left lots of
- 19:32Speaker 8: dead and dried out vegetation that's quick to burn. And
- 19:35Speaker 8: he says, listen, it's okay to call nine one one
- 19:38Speaker 8: to report unlawful burning.
- 19:40Speaker 12: You can call nine one one and you can say
- 19:42Speaker 12: it's a non emergency, Hey I see a neighbor, or
- 19:46Speaker 12: you could just say, hey, i'm driving by and I
- 19:47Speaker 12: do see. It appears that somebody is having a recreational.
- 19:51Speaker 8: Burn and this is where it's a problem. So a
- 19:53Speaker 8: teacher is facing criminal charges in Polk County. The Sheriff's
- 19:56Speaker 8: office announced yesterday Bartow High School teacher Brian Webster arrested
- 20:00Speaker 8: for starting a fire that grew out of control Sunday.
- 20:04Speaker 6: He allegedly started the fire.
- 20:05Speaker 8: To you know, burn backyard debris or home, even though
- 20:08Speaker 8: there's a burn ban in effect. That fire spread to
- 20:11Speaker 8: five acres before it was put out.
- 20:13Speaker 10: You get lucky that guy, Yes he did. He got
- 20:15Speaker 10: stone cold lucky.
- 20:16Speaker 5: With winds the way they've been blowing in the afternoon,
- 20:17Speaker 5: as dry as it is, Oh, that could have gotten
- 20:19Speaker 5: way out of hand.
- 20:20Speaker 8: I mean, how many alerts did we get yesterday of
- 20:23Speaker 8: roads being shut down, including on ninety five because there
- 20:26Speaker 8: was visibility issues from too many fires? Well, crews battled
- 20:30Speaker 8: more than thirty wildfires just in Polk County on Sunday.
- 20:34Speaker 8: That's thirty fires in one county out of Florida sixty seven.
- 20:37Speaker 8: Polk County has been under a burn band since November
- 20:41Speaker 8: and now you can add Osciola County to that. The
- 20:43Speaker 8: county implemented a burn band yesterday for those unincorporated areas.
- 20:47Speaker 8: Officials say it's that's going to reduce community wildfire risk
- 20:50Speaker 8: at a time when the areas especially susceptible. We do
- 20:54Speaker 8: not want to go back to nineteen ninety eight, right, Nope,
- 20:56Speaker 8: with the governor saying pray for rain on the cover
- 20:59Speaker 8: of the orlandos Ethanol. The burn band applies to campfires,
- 21:03Speaker 8: fire pits, hit based grills, trash burning, any ground based burning,
- 21:07Speaker 8: and fireworks. The burn will be in effect until conditions
- 21:10Speaker 8: improve for at least seven days.
- 21:12Speaker 3: Yeah, and that little bit of rain we get this
- 21:13Speaker 3: weekend is not going to do it.
- 21:14Speaker 4: So I don't think because you got a little shower
- 21:16Speaker 4: for a couple of hours, you're good to go. You're
- 21:18Speaker 4: not not.
- 21:19Speaker 6: Even That's what I taught myself weekly.
- 21:24Speaker 8: Well, I'm sure you saw a lot of folks in
- 21:26Speaker 8: your neighborhood, in your community working in their yards and gardens.
- 21:29Speaker 8: It's so hard, leaving all that, you know, dried out
- 21:31Speaker 8: of vegetation sitting there, and a lot of us are
- 21:34Speaker 8: wondering when or if our plants and lawns are going
- 21:37Speaker 8: to come back to life after suffering that hard freeze
- 21:39Speaker 8: and turning brown. Watering Remember for a lot of communities
- 21:42Speaker 8: limited to just once a week and much of the
- 21:44Speaker 8: state because of drought. University of Florida Extension agent Sally
- 21:48Speaker 8: Sclera says in Brevard County that should be enough to
- 21:51Speaker 8: bring the green back water.
- 21:53Speaker 10: At once a week, you know, with half an inch
- 21:56Speaker 10: or three quarters of an inch at one time.
- 22:00Speaker 6: I get points. I didn't snicker. Sclera also recommends.
- 22:09Speaker 1: She also.
- 22:11Speaker 6: Every time I heard the sound clip.
- 22:13Speaker 8: She also recommends continuing to water any trees or shrubs
- 22:16Speaker 8: that were damaged by cold or lost fruit.
- 22:19Speaker 10: Got a MONSTERA been there since I moved dead.
- 22:23Speaker 3: Dead Yeah there with a roundup.
- 22:27Speaker 10: Yeah it's oh god. I did have this little fun
- 22:32Speaker 10: experience though, after the freezer really did a number on
- 22:35Speaker 10: the weeds. Yeah, Like it's more weeds centric thought, which
- 22:39Speaker 10: I didn't mind, which is nice.
- 22:40Speaker 8: As long as you keep it short, they can't really tell.
- 22:43Speaker 8: It's also good for fleas. Yeah, so that's you know,
- 22:46Speaker 8: Florida doesn't normally get a break where we get cold
- 22:49Speaker 8: enough to kill some parasites.
- 22:50Speaker 6: But at least then we did.
- 22:51Speaker 1: All right.
- 22:52Speaker 8: One last weather story, and that's because dry weather this
- 22:54Speaker 8: week could worsen drought conditions. Forecasters are calling for a
- 22:57Speaker 8: warming trend. We're gonna be in the highs on Wednesday
- 23:00Speaker 8: and Thursday, possibly the nineties on Friday.
- 23:04Speaker 4: It is insanity. Yeah, I saw that.
- 23:06Speaker 8: Oh they say the next next significant rain chance isn't
- 23:09Speaker 8: expected until Sunday. Coastal areas may experience lately cooler temps
- 23:13Speaker 8: and a light shower or two due to onshore winds.
- 23:16Speaker 8: I don't want anyone to be surprised. But on Monday,
- 23:20Speaker 8: we're going to wake up to a low of forty
- 23:22Speaker 8: seven and the high that day will be sixty five.
- 23:26Speaker 10: I know, I know, I know, I know, dude, I know,
- 23:31Speaker 10: I know he read the moss on the oak wrong.
- 23:34Speaker 3: But I am I swear to God, I am going
- 23:37Speaker 3: to kidney punch you during this next break.
- 23:39Speaker 4: I've already had it with you. Which one of us?
- 23:41Speaker 10: I think? I think that was the both of us.
- 23:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know how the whole bruire yellow sweatery
- 23:46Speaker 4: to me, I think that's you, buddy.
- 23:48Speaker 10: Oh god, he's color blind too, all right.
- 23:52Speaker 8: The city of Orlando is set to demolish the Pulse
- 23:55Speaker 8: nightclub building in March. A permanent memorial will be built
- 23:59Speaker 8: in his place along on Orange Avenue. The memorial will
- 24:02Speaker 8: honor the forty nine victims of the twenty sixteen shooting massacre.
- 24:06Speaker 8: A fence has been put up around the property in
- 24:08Speaker 8: preparation for next month's demolition. I mean, I shouldn't give
- 24:12Speaker 8: this woman props, but I was pretty this is very
- 24:16Speaker 8: like gone in sixty seconds, all right, But she's not.
- 24:19Speaker 8: She's actually going to be behind bars for a whole
- 24:21Speaker 8: lot of time.
- 24:22Speaker 10: That's the sequel. Yeah, exactly.
- 24:26Speaker 8: Like I said, this woman's going to spend decades behind
- 24:29Speaker 8: bars for shooting a deputy in Marion County. Rihanna Harden
- 24:32Speaker 8: was sentenced yesterday to forty years.
- 24:34Speaker 6: Do you guys talk about this?
- 24:36Speaker 4: No, But I saw this story. It's crazy.
- 24:38Speaker 8: For last year's shooting on South Highway for forty one,
- 24:41Speaker 8: they're still trying to figure out how she managed this.
- 24:43Speaker 3: That's the part of the story that's the funniest to me.
- 24:45Speaker 6: Now for those who don't remember.
- 24:47Speaker 8: Prosecutors say she was in the backseat of a patrol
- 24:50Speaker 8: car after getting arrested on drug charges, but managed to
- 24:53Speaker 8: slip out of her handcuffs, grab a gun she had
- 24:57Speaker 8: hidden in her pants, and then shoot the depth while
- 25:00Speaker 8: he was driving.
- 25:01Speaker 3: They padded her down.
- 25:03Speaker 5: Yes, they checked, and I believe The cop like it
- 25:06Speaker 5: was on the scene, goes, I don't know where she
- 25:08Speaker 5: pulled that gun from.
- 25:09Speaker 4: I'm like, I got an idea.
- 25:12Speaker 10: I got a idea. Right, yeah, one's gonna come up
- 25:17Speaker 10: the works.
- 25:18Speaker 4: She was born with a holster.
- 25:24Speaker 6: I missed you.
- 25:25Speaker 10: That is a magic trick.
- 25:27Speaker 6: Isn't it now.
- 25:28Speaker 8: The deputy returned fire. Both of them were hit, but
- 25:31Speaker 8: both of them did survive. Harden was charged with attempted
- 25:34Speaker 8: first degree murder of a law enforcement office.
- 25:37Speaker 5: A nightmare scenario. And you'd see her picture, You're like, oh, yeah,
- 25:41Speaker 5: that's somebody who does this. Oh yeah, she looks like
- 25:43Speaker 5: one hit from ming Donzo.
- 25:45Speaker 6: Well, the next story, the person says, hold my beer.
- 25:47Speaker 10: Did she look like a magician? Is this assistant like.
- 25:52Speaker 3: This if the magician only made meth disappear?
- 25:57Speaker 4: All right?
- 25:57Speaker 8: An Orange County man is accused of host seeing a
- 26:00Speaker 8: house party for miners with drugs, alcohol, and what the
- 26:03Speaker 8: hell weapons. Forty six year old David Ramos is facing
- 26:07Speaker 8: several charges after deputies raided his home and found dozens
- 26:11Speaker 8: of underage people, cocaine, booze, and a firearm. He was
- 26:16Speaker 8: charged with drug possession, battery on a law enforcement officer,
- 26:19Speaker 8: contributing to the delinquency of a minor, and other offenses.
- 26:22Speaker 10: Now where does he teach?
- 26:24Speaker 8: I don't know, but the party was reportedly for the
- 26:26Speaker 8: man's high school aged son, so maybe it was just
- 26:28Speaker 8: a little homecoming.
- 26:31Speaker 5: Where is he the principal exactly? It seems like in
- 26:34Speaker 5: Florida that's what we have, principles that throw banger parties.
- 26:36Speaker 10: I feel like on average, Florida high schools probably average
- 26:40Speaker 10: out to have like one parent. I don't zero point
- 26:43Speaker 10: seven parent statewide.
- 26:44Speaker 4: That is just down.
- 26:46Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, ready to go.
- 26:49Speaker 10: I want to keep partying. That's why I had a kid.
- 26:51Speaker 5: Like, I didn't have this kind of fun when I
- 26:52Speaker 5: was kids, and my son's gonna have it.
- 26:54Speaker 6: Get on social media and let him know, all right.
- 26:57Speaker 8: As NASA plans a test flight for ARTEM on Thursday,
- 27:01Speaker 8: Governor Ron DeSantis visited the space Coast today touting Florida's
- 27:04Speaker 8: leadership and space exploration thanks to commercial investments.
- 27:09Speaker 15: Yeah, the space race in the fifties and sixties was
- 27:13Speaker 15: US versus Soviet Union. Now the space race is kind
- 27:16Speaker 15: of like Mosque versus Bezos versus all these guys chying
- 27:20Speaker 15: to see who can get to the Moon, who can
- 27:22Speaker 15: set up a colony, go to Mars.
- 27:24Speaker 8: The simulated launch time for Artemis two will begin Thursday night.
- 27:27Speaker 8: No data has been chosen it for the actual launch,
- 27:30Speaker 8: but NASA says March sixth is the earliest it can
- 27:33Speaker 8: take place. The mission calls for a four person crew
- 27:37Speaker 8: to fly around the Moon.
- 27:39Speaker 10: Anybody kind of like get a little weird goosebumps off
- 27:41Speaker 10: of hearing that audio drop, like in what regard just
- 27:45Speaker 10: like it sounds on the service. I'm not saying it,
- 27:48Speaker 10: but poetically, it's almost like these people have outgrown and
- 27:52Speaker 10: gained more power than countries.
- 27:55Speaker 5: Yeah, well yeah, I mean yeah, it is unique to have,
- 27:58Speaker 5: you know, it's private citizens have space programs. Yeah, that's
- 28:02Speaker 5: bizarre because nobody ever thought anybody could afford that other
- 28:05Speaker 5: than a government that taxes their entire constituency and then
- 28:07Speaker 5: uses that money to forward the progress of humanity.
- 28:10Speaker 4: These people are doing it seems like like I pick
- 28:12Speaker 4: up pickle bowl. This seems like several plots some James
- 28:16Speaker 4: Bond movie.
- 28:16Speaker 8: It does, it does, or I was gonna say, sensad,
- 28:20Speaker 8: not my toothpaste.
- 28:21Speaker 10: And it's not like somebody you can buy in bulk,
- 28:23Speaker 10: like you're not getting that good of a deal on
- 28:25Speaker 10: space travel. It's like how much money do you have?
- 28:28Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 28:29Speaker 10: All right?
- 28:30Speaker 8: And then finally, not only is today Fat Tuesday, it's
- 28:35Speaker 8: National punch Ki Day, Punchky punch Ky Day. I guess
- 28:39Speaker 8: traditional Polish fried donut stuffed.
- 28:43Speaker 6: With a sweet filling.
- 28:44Speaker 4: Those are good.
- 28:45Speaker 10: I don't think I've ever had a punch are good.
- 28:48Speaker 10: I'm going I'll show my white trashness. It sounds like
- 28:51Speaker 10: a cinnamun delight.
- 28:52Speaker 5: Yeah, t Bell, I've heard of a coolachi, which is
- 28:56Speaker 5: kind of the same thing. Right, I think that's also
- 28:58Speaker 5: a Polish day, like a pastry.
- 29:00Speaker 6: And I'm half Polish. You'd think no.
- 29:02Speaker 8: They're particularly popular on Fat Tuesday in some parts of
- 29:05Speaker 8: the country, the day before ash Wednesday, when you have
- 29:08Speaker 8: to give all that fun up and at the beginning
- 29:11Speaker 8: of Lent and there you have it, and that concludes
- 29:15Speaker 8: your JCS news.
- 29:17Speaker 10: Donuts.
- 29:21Speaker 5: So with your yellows weather, you threatened to punch me
- 29:24Speaker 5: in my throat. I did not, I said kidneys clearly
- 29:28Speaker 5: text us seven seven zero three one. It's like a
- 29:31Speaker 5: mustard back in a second, thank.
- 29:33Speaker 10: You for Clementine, or like a cutie get golden.
- 29:38Speaker 5: It's like a like a really ratty golden prison mop.
- 29:43Speaker 10: Oh I think we're talking? Oh I got it's like
- 29:47Speaker 10: a dead coral reef.
- 29:49Speaker 9: All right, back in a second.
- 30:04Speaker 4: I've got rising sea levels around the planet. You've got
- 30:08Speaker 4: record breaking drought around the planet.
- 30:13Speaker 11: Shouldn't somebody be talking about desalination technology?
- 30:17Speaker 4: That only makes sense to me. I mean, come on,
- 30:21Speaker 4: I think California has, first of all, de congratulations. I'm
- 30:24Speaker 4: trying to pronounce it. It's pushki. It's spelled p A
- 30:28Speaker 4: c z k I very polish spelling. Obviously you never
- 30:35Speaker 4: welcome back.
- 30:36Speaker 11: I told those guys last week you didn't look fluish.
- 30:44Speaker 5: All right for a seven nine one six one Texas
- 30:46Speaker 5: seven to seven zero three one.
- 30:48Speaker 6: So many of you stop by?
- 30:50Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm.
- 30:51Speaker 4: Jim, there's deb Hello, Jack is here?
- 30:56Speaker 10: That last guy, he's definitely the guy who sees a
- 30:58Speaker 10: car accident, rolls down, the window goes you can't park there, Yeah,
- 31:04Speaker 10: and you have to turn your car back over. I
- 31:07Speaker 10: have a hate love with that joke. It's not you
- 31:09Speaker 10: should never do it, yeah, but you should also keep
- 31:11Speaker 10: in the context of the car accident. But if it's
- 31:14Speaker 10: a fender bender, oh no, dude, I might do it.
- 31:16Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, based on the guys talk back, how
- 31:18Speaker 3: many desalination plants do you think all throughout the US
- 31:21Speaker 3: and what state has the most?
- 31:24Speaker 10: Well, I'm gonna go California because that's what you said.
- 31:26Speaker 10: And then and California is all about it, I.
- 31:28Speaker 4: Said, I think yeah, I said, I think California already
- 31:31Speaker 4: has California does have some. I'm going to go Hawaii
- 31:34Speaker 4: for having the most.
- 31:35Speaker 6: To go to Texas.
- 31:36Speaker 5: Yeah, Actually, everybody's covered except for one, and it's the
- 31:39Speaker 5: one we're in. Florida leads the nation with one hundred
- 31:42Speaker 5: and sixty seven plus municipal desalination plants, really focusing heavily
- 31:46Speaker 5: on brackish groundwater. California operates fifty of them, Texas has
- 31:50Speaker 5: fifty as well, and other areas like Virgin Islands and
- 31:53Speaker 5: Arizona is also exploring desalinating brackish water as well out
- 31:57Speaker 5: there in Arizona where Yeah, god, so much Bretter water.
- 32:02Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 32:02Speaker 4: I don't know what they'll do with that with him,
- 32:04Speaker 4: yeah uh.
- 32:04Speaker 3: And then somebody also texting Jack Ossele was laughing about
- 32:07Speaker 3: when we came back from the break was somebody texted
- 32:09Speaker 3: and said, jim On, what I'm wondering is, who's gonna
- 32:11Speaker 3: help her unload the pine straw when she gets home.
- 32:13Speaker 6: That lazy, no good boyfriend who was addicted to his phone.
- 32:16Speaker 5: Right's, but she came at him a lot during our conversations.
- 32:19Speaker 5: And by the way, it was one of these encounters,
- 32:21Speaker 5: right it's I load everything up, I tie her tarpall.
- 32:25Speaker 5: By the way, if you're just tuning in, I sold
- 32:27Speaker 5: some pine straw on Facebook this week and a lady
- 32:29Speaker 5: shows up.
- 32:29Speaker 10: She's sixty eight years old, two knee braces, with.
- 32:31Speaker 3: No help to get it loaded. How'd you get to rage?
- 32:34Speaker 4: Yeah? She looked about sixty eight.
- 32:36Speaker 10: What a man random number?
- 32:39Speaker 8: If I were that woman picking up pine straw, and
- 32:41Speaker 8: I'm anywhere not near sixty eight.
- 32:44Speaker 6: And I hear you on the radio, what a break question?
- 32:47Speaker 4: Oh my god, she now knows where you live.
- 32:50Speaker 5: Easy, she could have been a country bar forty eight,
- 32:56Speaker 5: which is equal to I mean, country Bar's been twenty
- 32:58Speaker 5: years on you.
- 32:59Speaker 4: She's been a little little too much son. Yeah yeah,
- 33:01Speaker 4: and she stopped caring. But people women who start stopped
- 33:04Speaker 4: caring cut their hair short.
- 33:06Speaker 5: So she gave it up. She went for the Leslie
- 33:09Speaker 5: Nielsen look years ago.
- 33:11Speaker 10: I respected that.
- 33:13Speaker 4: Come this joke.
- 33:14Speaker 10: I do respect that whenever, like just short hair. Oh yeah,
- 33:18Speaker 10: that's when you were just like, I don't want to
- 33:19Speaker 10: do it anymore, said it very much.
- 33:21Speaker 4: She like she's the one that first came out to
- 33:22Speaker 4: I just kind of how get tired of doing it.
- 33:24Speaker 10: I remember asking my mom, I've only seen my mom
- 33:26Speaker 10: with short hair, and I remember as a kid, I
- 33:28Speaker 10: asked her, it's just so much work. It is ridiculous,
- 33:32Speaker 10: Like hell yeah, that's like, you know, wearing comfortable shoes
- 33:35Speaker 10: out in downtown, Like hell yeah, that's what I'm rooting for.
- 33:39Speaker 10: I don't want any blisters.
- 33:40Speaker 3: So I loaded this pine Trump this lady in the
- 33:42Speaker 3: back of this short bed for you know, pickup truck,
- 33:45Speaker 3: and it was three three layers high above the two
- 33:48Speaker 3: layers that were covered by the by the bed of
- 33:50Speaker 3: the truck.
- 33:50Speaker 6: So she did have a tailgate.
- 33:52Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, she had a tailgate. Yeah.
- 33:54Speaker 5: Imagine my pingup truck with bales above the cab.
- 33:57Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly what it was with her. So we
- 33:59Speaker 4: took this tar which was basically an old trampoline that
- 34:01Speaker 4: she had scoured from the yard. Good for her, and
- 34:03Speaker 4: I'm not joking.
- 34:05Speaker 3: At the bottom of a trampoline she breaths it, and I,
- 34:07Speaker 3: you know, I get it all tied up for and everything,
- 34:10Speaker 3: and we send her on her way. And then I
- 34:12Speaker 3: have no idea how she got.
- 34:13Speaker 4: Out of there.
- 34:14Speaker 3: I mean, she could have just taken the tarps off
- 34:16Speaker 3: and just you know, backed up pro part and slammed
- 34:18Speaker 3: on the brakes. I don't know, because most of those
- 34:21Speaker 3: knees right, yeah, I don't know how she got another buddy, I'm.
- 34:24Speaker 10: Telling you, mcl acl ski incident.
- 34:27Speaker 5: I don't know that she could have gotten in the
- 34:29Speaker 5: back of the truck without help. So I don't know
- 34:31Speaker 5: how she got it off there. And I don't know
- 34:32Speaker 5: what her boyfriend looks like. All I know is, according
- 34:34Speaker 5: to her, he.
- 34:35Speaker 4: Is no good.
- 34:37Speaker 10: He is.
- 34:39Speaker 4: No good.
- 34:40Speaker 5: And then, like a lot of these, I load this
- 34:43Speaker 5: stuff up. This is the part I can tell you guys.
- 34:44Speaker 5: I load everything up and I go and I'm standing
- 34:47Speaker 5: there and she goes and she grabs her keys and
- 34:49Speaker 5: starts to get it in the trunk, and I'm like, okay,
- 34:52Speaker 5: you haven't paid me. And I'm saying this to myself.
- 34:55Speaker 5: I'm like, is this woman just gonna get in her
- 34:56Speaker 5: car and drive off? Because usually when I do Facebook
- 34:59Speaker 5: deals before or you hold her get the product, I.
- 35:01Speaker 4: Get money, right yep.
- 35:03Speaker 5: And I did not do that because, you know, knee braces,
- 35:06Speaker 5: double knee brace, the whole nine yards. I didn't want
- 35:08Speaker 5: to go, hey, you know, pay me up front. I
- 35:09Speaker 5: think you're gonna scoop with my pine straw. She obviously
- 35:12Speaker 5: wasn't going awhere. We had to round up her covey
- 35:14Speaker 5: of dogs before she went in anywhere.
- 35:16Speaker 4: I wouldn't be putting one bell of that stuff on
- 35:18Speaker 4: there without that cashop.
- 35:19Speaker 8: Do you know what happened this second she did get
- 35:22Speaker 8: in the cab of that pickup, those double knee braces came,
- 35:25Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 35:27Speaker 4: Probably wear runner. So she goes into.
- 35:31Speaker 5: Her purse and she starts looking around, and the whole time,
- 35:35Speaker 5: I'm thinking to myself, you came here to purchase this,
- 35:38Speaker 5: you know, exactly how much it should be. There should
- 35:41Speaker 5: be no looking for the money. The money should be
- 35:43Speaker 5: already out on the you know, all you do is
- 35:45Speaker 5: come in, make sure I got the product I'm advertising,
- 35:48Speaker 5: then you give me the money. She starts digging around
- 35:50Speaker 5: her purse and I'm like, this is not good, Like
- 35:52Speaker 5: this woman could be like unstable and just think she's
- 35:56Speaker 5: doing a deal and it's gonna offer me.
- 35:58Speaker 4: Like so she hands me a fifty and a five.
- 36:02Speaker 5: And I'm sending in there holding them holding this fifty
- 36:04Speaker 5: five dollars and she goes, well, I don't know where
- 36:06Speaker 5: the rest.
- 36:06Speaker 4: Of it is.
- 36:07Speaker 3: I'm going to go to the bank.
- 36:07Speaker 5: And I'm like, no, you're not going to the bank,
- 36:09Speaker 5: not with that stuff loading in there. And she goes, well,
- 36:11Speaker 5: I get I can. I didn't say that to her.
- 36:13Speaker 5: I shouldn't say, but I'm like, you know, I'm like, well,
- 36:16Speaker 5: you know you can. You have electronic way too, you know.
- 36:19Speaker 5: She brings on her self and she goes, oh, I've.
- 36:20Speaker 3: Got Venmo And then I was like, oh man, sure, okay,
- 36:23Speaker 3: I've got done Venmo in three years.
- 36:25Speaker 10: Yeah, now's fire with fire, right, no.
- 36:30Speaker 5: Idea like I've done Venmo once. And then somebody had
- 36:33Speaker 5: to walk me through the entire thing. Oh no, I
- 36:35Speaker 5: bring my Venmo account and I go, I think you
- 36:37Speaker 5: send it to this Oh no. And I look at
- 36:41Speaker 5: my address and said, I think this is it. So
- 36:43Speaker 5: she goes on her Venmo account. We're standing there together,
- 36:45Speaker 5: and what a brain trust that was. The animals could laugh.
- 36:49Speaker 5: They would have right, because just two people standing there
- 36:51Speaker 5: trying to figure out the simplest app on planet Earth
- 36:54Speaker 5: to work. And sure enough, she got it to work,
- 36:57Speaker 5: sent me my money, and I walked back in the
- 36:59Speaker 5: house and off with you.
- 37:00Speaker 10: So long story short. You sold some pine straw, but
- 37:03Speaker 10: you lost eighty bucks.
- 37:05Speaker 3: No no, I got my money. I got my money.
- 37:08Speaker 3: I did eighty dollars for the damn labor.
- 37:10Speaker 10: So what I wanted took me.
- 37:13Speaker 4: It took me twenty minutes to load the truck up.
- 37:15Speaker 4: What was what was she doing? Why you were loading
- 37:18Speaker 4: up the truck?
- 37:19Speaker 5: I will give her credit what she was doing for
- 37:21Speaker 5: the first like, you know, eight or ten minutes of
- 37:22Speaker 5: her She would pick up a couple of bales because
- 37:24Speaker 5: they're not that heavy, you know, and she would set
- 37:26Speaker 5: it on the tailgate. As I was up in the
- 37:28Speaker 5: truck and loading up so I mean of the forty bails,
- 37:31Speaker 5: she probably handed me maybe ten twelve of them or so.
- 37:35Speaker 6: The rest of the time text laughing with their boyfriend.
- 37:37Speaker 4: He's still loads. Oh yeah, no, Joel.
- 37:39Speaker 3: She's like, these nigga brakes are sweaty. That's why I
- 37:41Speaker 3: usually don't wear them.
- 37:42Speaker 10: I can't stop picturing the bad witch villain lady in
- 37:45Speaker 10: the movie weapons right now. Oh, not quite like that,
- 37:49Speaker 10: but knocking on the door, like, I think, I tell
- 37:51Speaker 10: you what.
- 37:51Speaker 3: During the break, I'll show your Facebook pages. I think
- 37:53Speaker 3: I still have the information.
- 37:54Speaker 10: That he or weird twist there. Yeah, I'll show you photos.
- 37:59Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
- 37:59Speaker 9: Oh.
- 38:00Speaker 4: The other thing too, is I am I out of
- 38:02Speaker 4: nowhere and this happens.
- 38:04Speaker 5: You know, I think people, you know, there's people are
- 38:06Speaker 5: lonely sometimes. Obviously your boyfriend is taking to his phone.
- 38:09Speaker 5: So as she's getting there, she goes, I said, you know,
- 38:11Speaker 5: your dogs are really sweet. She goes, oh yeah, let
- 38:13Speaker 5: me show you some others. And man, I'm telling you
- 38:15Speaker 5: what just just from me to you, This is me
- 38:18Speaker 5: to the public. This is a PSA from your boy Jimbo.
- 38:21Speaker 5: If an old person goes into their photos and their
- 38:24Speaker 5: cell phone, run just run because you're never getting away.
- 38:28Speaker 5: You're never going to leave. This is my grandchild. This
- 38:30Speaker 5: is my grandchild's dog. My grandchild's dog had a dog.
- 38:33Speaker 9: This is her.
- 38:33Speaker 5: But this is when they wore the western outfits to Halloween.
- 38:36Speaker 5: Oh and then she started scroll. Let me see if
- 38:38Speaker 5: I can find this one of my daughter.
- 38:39Speaker 9: Ye.
- 38:41Speaker 5: Scroll, And when she's scrolling, it's just pictures of the
- 38:44Speaker 5: TV of shows that she likes. Like she's just taking
- 38:49Speaker 5: pictures of like still shots of Jeopardy. And I don't
- 38:51Speaker 5: know why, but it's a bunch of them.
- 38:56Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta remember it. I four her. Let me
- 38:59Speaker 4: get a picture of that.
- 39:00Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 39:00Speaker 10: This Scott Maxwell is the editorial is okay?
- 39:03Speaker 5: Yeah, so I gotta tell you, I swear, find something
- 39:06Speaker 5: in your house to sell on Facebook. If you ever
- 39:08Speaker 5: get bored and you want to find some of the
- 39:10Speaker 5: most interesting people in all the area, just sell something
- 39:14Speaker 5: on Facebook marketplace. Man, you'll never have a better time
- 39:16Speaker 5: or you may get killed.
- 39:17Speaker 10: And according to you, you better show up if you're
- 39:20Speaker 10: buying something. You better get ready to work.
- 39:22Speaker 3: Yeah, you better have some work with you. You better have
- 39:24Speaker 3: some help.
- 39:25Speaker 10: Hey, all those bait, all the pine straw, I.
- 39:28Speaker 5: Couldn't man, if anyway nine one four one, text us
- 39:34Speaker 5: at seven to seven zero three one.
- 39:37Speaker 4: What'd you do?
- 39:37Speaker 5: That's newest? Next and stay tuned. This is one of
- 39:39Speaker 5: the coolest things we've ever been asked to check out.
- 39:41Speaker 4: We'll do that right for this blutch cover to Kelviny
- 39:51Speaker 4: con Creek, Mike.
- 39:52Speaker 14: One of my superpowers was finding very good deals on Marketplace.
- 39:55Speaker 4: Had to get our son a new bedroom.
- 39:58Speaker 14: Set, and these rich people in Lake Nona were selling
- 40:02Speaker 14: a queen size memory foam mattress, the headboard, all that stuff, footboard,
- 40:08Speaker 14: the three drawer nightstand, and a six drawer dresser, all
- 40:13Speaker 14: brand new condition. I got it for three hundred bucks.
- 40:19Speaker 10: Jim, did you say that lady had two double knee
- 40:22Speaker 10: braces or two double d braces?
- 40:27Speaker 4: Is that possible? How you knew she was sixty eight
- 40:29Speaker 4: years old? What have I told you? I just got
- 40:36Speaker 4: a text from her, Oh, Pauly, and I can only
- 40:43Speaker 4: imagine the lovely, lovely thing she's thanked you for.
- 40:48Speaker 10: I hope it's no words in just one smaller number
- 40:51Speaker 10: than sixty eight.
- 40:55Speaker 4: Tobbe I should feel bad, not the way welcome I
- 40:58Speaker 4: get to the Jim Colbert Show really only wait one?
- 41:00Speaker 7: Uh?
- 41:01Speaker 3: Well, you get into what you do this to me
- 41:02Speaker 3: here in a second. I'm Jim, deb Jack and Rosser
- 41:04Speaker 3: here as well.
- 41:05Speaker 5: At four oh one, sent this Now you gotta remember
- 41:08Speaker 5: shed and it didn't contact me yesterday or anything like that.
- 41:11Speaker 3: Says got home.
- 41:12Speaker 4: Good.
- 41:12Speaker 3: Thank you for your time in loading all the pine straw.
- 41:15Speaker 3: You went above and beyond and it was appreciated. Thank you, Lisa,
- 41:17Speaker 3: I said, of course, it was great meeting you. She
- 41:20Speaker 3: sent back a black finger.
- 41:22Speaker 4: Shooting me the bird.
- 41:23Speaker 3: I'm joking, just a smiley face and a thankful smiley.
- 41:27Speaker 4: Oh there you go. Yeah, she's she was.
- 41:30Speaker 10: Really really sweet actually, and so that was her response
- 41:33Speaker 10: to today's events. Your response was, you're wrong. You should
- 41:40Speaker 10: have brought someone.
- 41:41Speaker 4: All right, let's do what you do? This new she
- 41:43Speaker 4: knows she should have some of them.
- 41:47Speaker 10: What you do?
- 41:57Speaker 4: I'm sorry?
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- 42:07Speaker 4: What you do?
- 42:07Speaker 5: That's new every Tuesday at four o'clock for about eight
- 42:10Speaker 5: years now. One of the members of the show will
- 42:11Speaker 5: choose something for the other members to watch, read or
- 42:14Speaker 5: listen to. We will do that, reconvene that following Tuesday,
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- 42:20Speaker 4: Right.
- 42:21Speaker 5: So this member actually was the listeners because every fifth
- 42:23Speaker 5: week we ask on Facebook on the gym members page
- 42:27Speaker 5: what they would like us to watch and review, and
- 42:29Speaker 5: we got somebody to do that. And I'll give you
- 42:31Speaker 5: as something here in a second.
- 42:32Speaker 4: Yeah, Brian Turner, and I believe it's not his first
- 42:35Speaker 4: suggestion on the page that we selected. And this was
- 42:40Speaker 4: the title of the YouTube video was they tried to
- 42:43Speaker 4: build Earth in the Arizona Desert and then exploring biosphere.
- 42:47Speaker 5: To righte about a twenty minute video. It's a YouTube
- 42:50Speaker 5: video and I really didn't know what to expect. I
- 42:53Speaker 5: will tell you my bias fhere. Knowledge is limited and embarrassing.
- 42:58Speaker 5: It is the Pauli Shorre movie The Weasel. It is
- 43:02Speaker 5: it is Biodome. That is my full experience with the
- 43:07Speaker 5: the biosphere thing. And by the way, if you want
- 43:09Speaker 5: to check this out, go to Real Radio dot FM
- 43:11Speaker 5: slash Watch. Jack will have the documentary up. As we're
- 43:14Speaker 5: kind of talking about it. You can see the scope
- 43:16Speaker 5: of the of the property, which is pretty massive. I
- 43:18Speaker 5: think it exists over about five or so acres, and
- 43:22Speaker 5: each one of those buildings has a meaning. And then
- 43:25Speaker 5: of course you learn up front how much they paid
- 43:27Speaker 5: for this. This was not a government project. It was
- 43:29Speaker 5: privately funded by a Texas billionaire. Yeah, and I have
- 43:33Speaker 5: to tell you I found this absolutely riveting.
- 43:36Speaker 4: I don't know about you, guys. Yeah, there are a
- 43:38Speaker 4: couple two points that really stick out for me. However,
- 43:42Speaker 4: I remember when it was a thing and they announced, oh,
- 43:46Speaker 4: they're doing it, and you think, oh, this is like,
- 43:48Speaker 4: you know, to see what it would be like if
- 43:49Speaker 4: we're colonizing Mars or you know, living on the moon.
- 43:53Speaker 4: Can they self sustain in a you know, enclosed environment
- 43:58Speaker 4: like that? And then I don't remember hearing much after it, right,
- 44:01Speaker 4: So apparently it lasted about three years or so.
- 44:04Speaker 3: Yeah, the first iteration went about three years.
- 44:07Speaker 4: The one shocking thing was when they said, you know,
- 44:09Speaker 4: the the guy, the guy who's in charge of it
- 44:12Speaker 4: at first left and then they brought in Steve back.
- 44:17Speaker 4: He actually has to say that Steve bad.
- 44:20Speaker 5: Yeah, he ran up the ground in six months, which
- 44:22Speaker 5: is a pretty much commonplace with that idiot.
- 44:24Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you know, they so they they changed
- 44:28Speaker 4: the people and you know, some of the people came
- 44:30Speaker 4: out and they were dealing with some technical issues, which
- 44:32Speaker 4: I'm sure we'll discuss, but then two of the former
- 44:36Speaker 4: people who were in there came back and started smashing
- 44:40Speaker 4: windows to warn the crew that was in there not
- 44:43Speaker 4: to go in there. Yeah, because that was the new crew. Yeah,
- 44:46Speaker 4: but there was no real other explanation about I wanted
- 44:49Speaker 4: to know more about that, yeah, yeah, yeah, And it
- 44:52Speaker 4: was amazing.
- 44:52Speaker 10: So what you see there on on the UH on
- 44:55Speaker 10: our on our the.
- 44:57Speaker 4: YouTube shoot here is is basically they go to this
- 45:00Speaker 4: biosphere and what was wild is how there's nobody there.
- 45:03Speaker 5: It's a self guided tour. So they spend one hundred
- 45:05Speaker 5: and fifty million dollars in nineteen ninety one money.
- 45:08Speaker 3: Anybody got an.
- 45:09Speaker 5: Inflation calhial ara, Yeah right, yeah, so in nineteen ninety
- 45:12Speaker 5: one money, one hundred and fifty million dollars. I remember
- 45:15Speaker 5: this because it was at the beginning of my career
- 45:16Speaker 5: in this business. So we talked about this quite a bit.
- 45:19Speaker 5: Anybody who would survive and you know, painting different TV
- 45:21Speaker 5: shows in there and see how they'd survive and all
- 45:24Speaker 5: that stupid stuff you do. Eight people went in and
- 45:27Speaker 5: they had a desert. They have an ocean.
- 45:29Speaker 6: They have a uh rainforest, a rainforest and ocean.
- 45:33Speaker 5: The whole nine yards right with a coral reef which
- 45:35Speaker 5: actually still exists and the thing still runs they I mean,
- 45:38Speaker 5: so it was actually pretty well built. It was built
- 45:40Speaker 5: the last one hundred years, right.
- 45:42Speaker 4: So yeah, the nineteen ninety one money of one hundred
- 45:45Speaker 4: and fifty one million dollars is how much today? What
- 45:47Speaker 4: do you think?
- 45:49Speaker 10: Probably in the four hundred and thirty million rings, not
- 45:53Speaker 10: too far off three hundred and sixty million.
- 45:55Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so still quite a bit of cash
- 45:58Speaker 3: for something that lasted three years.
- 46:00Speaker 4: They actually used for three years.
- 46:01Speaker 5: But why it failed is one of the most interesting
- 46:04Speaker 5: things as well, right, because of how they didn't know
- 46:07Speaker 5: that the pressure from the building, so they had to
- 46:09Speaker 5: build this giant bladder thing, which is even crazier.
- 46:13Speaker 6: That diaphragm thing was so cool.
- 46:15Speaker 4: That was fascinating, Yeah, because the idea that as the
- 46:19Speaker 4: sun cooled, because it was all you know, you had
- 46:21Speaker 4: to keep it clear so that the sun could.
- 46:23Speaker 5: Do its thing for the plants and for them to
- 46:25Speaker 5: be able to farm and produce food, but that sun
- 46:28Speaker 5: would heat and then the air would cool. Desert air
- 46:30Speaker 5: gets cold. That that thing that they would do it
- 46:33Speaker 5: they had to have this bladder thing to control the
- 46:35Speaker 5: pressure because even though the blast is like two inches
- 46:38Speaker 5: is thick, the pressure would actually pull the glass out
- 46:40Speaker 5: of the frames or cracked or busted, which I.
- 46:42Speaker 3: Found like in nuts man, like, who even thinks of that?
- 46:46Speaker 10: Did they film biodome here?
- 46:49Speaker 5: I don't know if they did or not dumb on it,
- 46:52Speaker 5: but I mean the entire complex, when you think about it,
- 46:55Speaker 5: is just kind of amazing. But the other thing I
- 46:58Speaker 5: found amazing was this, Yes they could grow trees there,
- 47:02Speaker 5: but you remember that part.
- 47:03Speaker 8: That's the part that's the most fascinating to me, because
- 47:06Speaker 8: we think of replacing vegetation is simply a matter of growing.
- 47:11Speaker 4: They just plant it and let it rip, but.
- 47:13Speaker 8: Not realizing it's the winds that make the tree strong,
- 47:16Speaker 8: that the trees can bear fruit, right, So it's kind
- 47:19Speaker 8: of it's a very interesting metaphor for life as well.
- 47:22Speaker 8: And it was also the oxygen levels that they weren't
- 47:24Speaker 8: expecting to drop as much so that they could barely
- 47:27Speaker 8: move around the biosphere because there just simply wasn't enough
- 47:30Speaker 8: food or oxygen to sustain these eight people in there.
- 47:34Speaker 8: And I found the design to be kind of like
- 47:37Speaker 8: forced integration, which I could see would be a problem
- 47:40Speaker 8: right off rip, Like there was only one dining room
- 47:42Speaker 8: table there, there's no autonomy whatsoever.
- 47:44Speaker 3: But I think that's what they wanted, right, They wanted
- 47:46Speaker 3: the idea of the people kind of like a reality show.
- 47:49Speaker 3: They wanted them because part of the study was not
- 47:51Speaker 3: only could you survive, but could you also live together
- 47:54Speaker 3: as people? Could you create like a hierarchy where everybody
- 47:58Speaker 3: had like a job and they all worked cohesively and
- 48:01Speaker 3: then got along, you know, based on their jobs and stuff.
- 48:03Speaker 4: And we learned that did not work out.
- 48:05Speaker 6: That did not happen to me.
- 48:07Speaker 5: That's the most fascinating thing. About halfway through this, I
- 48:09Speaker 5: paused it. I opened up AI, and I was like,
- 48:11Speaker 5: what happened to the people in the biosphere the first
- 48:14Speaker 5: level the biosphere? And it turns out that four of them,
- 48:17Speaker 5: there was eight of them, and they turned into two
- 48:19Speaker 5: different groups of four and they hated each other.
- 48:22Speaker 10: It's real Sanford prison experiment, right.
- 48:25Speaker 5: They wouldn't even speak to each other. They would only
- 48:28Speaker 5: communicate through notes and through letters. They wouldn't even talk
- 48:32Speaker 5: because four of them wanted to stay in there and
- 48:35Speaker 5: grind it out for the science, and the other four
- 48:37Speaker 5: were like, yeah, we like to open the door against
- 48:38Speaker 5: some real food and some air, because, like dev was saying, oxygen,
- 48:43Speaker 5: I guess in our environments about twenty one percent of
- 48:45Speaker 5: the air, right, there's only fourteen percent. So they said
- 48:49Speaker 5: living that thing because of the lack of oxygen was
- 48:51Speaker 5: like living at thirteen thousand feet and then just walking
- 48:54Speaker 5: across the road or going up or walking across the
- 48:56Speaker 5: room or going up a flight of stairs was like
- 48:58Speaker 5: climbing a mountain.
- 49:00Speaker 4: So there was a documentary in twenty twenty called Spaceship
- 49:03Speaker 4: Earth all about this. Really yeah, and I know Fox
- 49:07Speaker 4: had a reality show where they were putting celebrities in
- 49:10Speaker 4: a situation like this, right, with a little more leeway,
- 49:15Speaker 4: not as severe as this, right, not as totally being
- 49:18Speaker 4: cut off like this is pretty amazing though. The one
- 49:22Speaker 4: thing I noticed that structure, and they kind of alluded
- 49:26Speaker 4: to it when they he did the underground walk of
- 49:30Speaker 4: you know what it takes to kind of run that
- 49:32Speaker 4: structure the lung. Yet when you look at it and
- 49:36Speaker 4: all those all those pipes and stuff, and just to
- 49:40Speaker 4: build it. To build that on another planet, you gotta
- 49:44Speaker 4: you gotta either bring it or manufacturer there.
- 49:47Speaker 5: You're not gonna do that because you have to mine
- 49:48Speaker 5: it and then you have to kind of do the
- 49:50Speaker 5: you have to do all the mining and the smelting
- 49:52Speaker 5: and stuff.
- 49:52Speaker 4: You would have to take that up.
- 49:53Speaker 5: And the one thing we've learned about spaceflight, like you know,
- 49:56Speaker 5: when you load up a spacecraft, even bringing an extra
- 49:59Speaker 5: screwdriver in, they have to allot for that power be
- 50:02Speaker 5: able to get them in orbit.
- 50:03Speaker 4: Instead of the two riches men on this planet trying
- 50:05Speaker 4: to figure out how to leave the planet, maybe they
- 50:07Speaker 4: can just turn their attention back towards this. Why so
- 50:10Speaker 4: the one we're on, let's keep the one we got.
- 50:13Speaker 4: We kind of like it.
- 50:14Speaker 8: Yeah, where millions of years have figured out how to
- 50:17Speaker 8: make trees grow, Why are we picking up where we
- 50:19Speaker 8: should just leave it?
- 50:19Speaker 5: And it is wild because the guy did say it
- 50:21Speaker 5: was almost built like a Disneyland or a disney World
- 50:24Speaker 5: kind of thing. Like it looked like it was like
- 50:25Speaker 5: if you through animal Kingdom. They try to make it
- 50:28Speaker 5: look as rustic and as natural as possible.
- 50:30Speaker 10: But you know there's yeah, there's no escaping. It's artificial nature.
- 50:34Speaker 4: And this was interesting.
- 50:35Speaker 5: I'm telling that tree thing is crazy because they said
- 50:37Speaker 5: the trees would grow tall ross, but they would be
- 50:39Speaker 5: brittle because the wind doesn't teach the fibers how to
- 50:43Speaker 5: flex back and forth.
- 50:44Speaker 4: It doesn't tsist that wind resistance is how they get
- 50:48Speaker 4: stronger and able to hold.
- 50:49Speaker 10: Fa I love hearing stuff like that because it just
- 50:52Speaker 10: reminds you of how much balance the world has.
- 50:56Speaker 6: Naturally and needs.
- 50:57Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, you just don't think about wind strength
- 51:01Speaker 10: or tree strength when it comes to wind. But if
- 51:03Speaker 10: they never experience it, they're going to be mister Glass.
- 51:06Speaker 8: It's kind of like learning you know that when the
- 51:09Speaker 8: dust storms come off the Sahara, right, we get peple
- 51:12Speaker 8: sunsets that you also learn that dust traveling across the
- 51:15Speaker 8: Atlantic Ocean is what feeds ocean reefs and fish, and
- 51:19Speaker 8: you just think of it as a nuisance on your car.
- 51:22Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all a machine that works together to make
- 51:24Speaker 5: it go around, that's for sure.
- 51:25Speaker 8: And we can't replicate that as easily as we like
- 51:27Speaker 8: to think we can.
- 51:28Speaker 4: Yeah, too many bumps.
- 51:29Speaker 5: I mean, it's just a nature has too many rules
- 51:31Speaker 5: that we do not have answers.
- 51:33Speaker 10: To but help me out with one aspect because I
- 51:35Speaker 10: did not watch this the bladder thing. What do you
- 51:38Speaker 10: guys talking about. This building has a lung, it does.
- 51:40Speaker 8: It has a lung to lift it and then drop
- 51:43Speaker 8: it back down to help with the contraction and the
- 51:45Speaker 8: swelling of the steel in the glass.
- 51:47Speaker 4: Like a bridge would have these relief joints that for
- 51:51Speaker 4: allow for expansion and contraction. Because it's an enclosed environment.
- 51:56Speaker 4: When the air inside kind of expands, it has you
- 51:59Speaker 4: have to will allow it to give otherwise it would break.
- 52:04Speaker 4: So this lung, would you know, be that relief joint
- 52:07Speaker 4: where the air could escape.
- 52:09Speaker 3: And the reason why is because it was sealed shut.
- 52:12Speaker 5: Like the reason the oxygen level was low in there
- 52:14Speaker 5: is because they weren't pumping in oxygen.
- 52:15Speaker 3: There was no air getting in there from the outside.
- 52:17Speaker 10: It's just supposed to be from the trees.
- 52:19Speaker 5: It was just supposed to be from the trees and
- 52:20Speaker 5: all the natural stuff that happens inside the dome. So,
- 52:23Speaker 5: like Jack was saying, when they sealed it shut, imagine
- 52:25Speaker 5: having a dome just outside your house, a small one, right,
- 52:28Speaker 5: and you seal it completely shut, right, but you make
- 52:31Speaker 5: it clear well, when the sun heats that air up inside,
- 52:34Speaker 5: it's going to expand.
- 52:35Speaker 3: When it's cold, it's going to.
- 52:38Speaker 10: Expand.
- 52:39Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's contract Well when it does that, that
- 52:43Speaker 5: air inside is either pushing or pulling the building. So
- 52:46Speaker 5: you know, when they build the SR seventy one, the
- 52:48Speaker 5: Blackbird airplane, they actually build it to expand and regress
- 52:52Speaker 5: because of the heat, so that actually that thing is
- 52:55Speaker 5: built loose so that it actually can expand to what
- 52:58Speaker 5: it's supposed to be traveling and it's only like twenty
- 53:00Speaker 5: eight hundred miles an hour or whatever.
- 53:01Speaker 10: Also makes me really say, it makes me super happy
- 53:04Speaker 10: that we as a species tried to make an Earth
- 53:07Speaker 10: and we failed.
- 53:07Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, right, miserably. Yeah good four oh seven. But
- 53:11Speaker 4: a great choice, and thanks Brian. We appreciate that very much.
- 53:13Speaker 4: I absolutely love this. It was fascinating. Usually I'm kind
- 53:16Speaker 4: of speeding through these things trying to get through them,
- 53:18Speaker 4: but man, I watched every second of this and actually
- 53:20Speaker 4: stopped and did some research doing it during it.
- 53:23Speaker 3: So it's pretty cool and actually ross.
- 53:24Speaker 5: In this segment here they're about to walk through the
- 53:26Speaker 5: lung that Jack is going to show you here in
- 53:28Speaker 5: a second, it shows you this giant rubber bladder that
- 53:31Speaker 5: weighs like sixteen tons and it's suspended by this rubber
- 53:34Speaker 5: and as the there, it is right there and it
- 53:36Speaker 5: it will show you in real time how the air
- 53:38Speaker 5: inside as it heats and cools, will either make it
- 53:41Speaker 5: rise or fall based on and it has to do
- 53:44Speaker 5: something with that air pressure and if not, it would
- 53:47Speaker 5: hurt the building.
- 53:48Speaker 10: Huh. That looks pretty cheap.
- 53:50Speaker 5: Yeah, one hundred and fifty million bucks are all this
- 53:53Speaker 5: Jim Colbert Live dot com. If you want to go
- 53:54Speaker 5: in and check it out on the What You Do
- 53:55Speaker 5: That's New master list, it'll be the Uh, it'll be
- 53:58Speaker 5: right there. You can click right on it and go
- 53:59Speaker 5: to it's It's absolutely fascinating. It's a good twenty minute watch.
- 54:03Speaker 5: If you've never heard of this place or seen it,
- 54:04Speaker 5: I think it's pretty badass. All right, Uh you ready
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- 54:22Speaker 10: All right, all right, Big Daddy Kane BDK. All right,
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- 54:30Speaker 10: of his songs, but I do know the name. He's
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- 54:42Speaker 5: You don't have to listen to all of them. You
- 54:44Speaker 5: can listen to like the first fifteen if you want.
- 54:45Speaker 5: That's gonna cover all the stuff that that I know.
- 54:47Speaker 5: I don't know a lot of the deep deep cuts
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- 55:30Speaker 11: Sat Morning, Carolina. I feel like I call in and
- 55:32Speaker 11: leave messages, but I'll never introduce myself.
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- 55:35Speaker 11: Anyway, I was listening to Serious XM Lithium this weekend.
- 55:39Speaker 11: I heard great Yet with the Machine, and I almost
- 55:42Speaker 11: flipped my ass, thinking that Jim is now on Serious XM.
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- 55:55Speaker 5: All right, all right, welcome back to the Colbert Show.
- 56:00Speaker 5: I'm Jim, Debizere, Jack and Sauce Daddy. We'll get some
- 56:05Speaker 5: thoughts a little bit later. Also, Scott Brown in today
- 56:09Speaker 5: It's only money, and he's got a saucy little topic today.
- 56:12Speaker 5: Should you or should you not lend your friends or
- 56:14Speaker 5: family money? And how you should handle that. We know
- 56:19Speaker 5: Jim's answer on that.
- 56:20Speaker 6: Yeah, no, he says with his chest.
- 56:24Speaker 4: Just make it so.
- 56:25Speaker 3: Terrifying they don't want to ask.
- 56:26Speaker 4: That's what you do for sure.
- 56:28Speaker 3: We are gonna be out and around this week though, Jack,
- 56:30Speaker 3: I don't know if.
- 56:30Speaker 4: You know that.
- 56:31Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm familiar. Yeah, We're headed out to Lake County
- 56:35Speaker 5: for the Scottish Highland Games. The festival is returning to
- 56:38Speaker 5: Mount Dora and the Monsters of the Morning gonna be
- 56:40Speaker 5: broadcasting live from Backport Pizza was is awesome, and then
- 56:42Speaker 5: we're gonna be there as well. We're gonna be at
- 56:44Speaker 5: the Whiskey Kitchen, which is another awesome spot, great bar
- 56:48Speaker 5: there by the way. And then Friday night, of course,
- 56:50Speaker 5: down at Mount Dora Music Hall, Scottish Highland Kaylee, I
- 56:53Speaker 5: guess what it's called?
- 56:55Speaker 3: Harp Twins and is it poema Paulmia? Is that how
- 56:58Speaker 3: you pronounce that?
- 56:59Speaker 4: There you go? Oh wait, wait, let me. I don't
- 57:01Speaker 4: want to miss the opportunity for this. Yeah, sure listening
- 57:07Speaker 4: and won for me.
- 57:08Speaker 9: There you two different tones.
- 57:10Speaker 5: Scottish pipe, Scottish culture with bagpipes, uh, Highland athletics, Celtic music,
- 57:16Speaker 5: dancing society and heritage village so much more. It's a
- 57:18Speaker 5: weekend of culture, music and unforgettable energy. This has become
- 57:21Speaker 5: like a staple in Central Florida.
- 57:22Speaker 4: Man.
- 57:23Speaker 3: Yeah, this island of games is very popular.
- 57:25Speaker 4: So Saturday and Sunday you got the the traditional Scottish
- 57:28Speaker 4: Highland games and then there's that music performance on Friday
- 57:31Speaker 4: night at the mountdoor Of Music Hall. Matter of fact,
- 57:34Speaker 4: the harp Twins and they play contemporary music on the harp.
- 57:37Speaker 4: It's pretty cool. I love it. We heard them last year.
- 57:39Speaker 4: They'll be on our show on Friday that we are
- 57:42Speaker 4: broadcasting live from Whiskey Kitchen.
- 57:44Speaker 5: Yes, if you're in that area, you're gonna be around,
- 57:46Speaker 5: come on hang out with this. I mean seriously, it's
- 57:48Speaker 5: gonna be so much fun.
- 57:49Speaker 10: Uh, we have a blast. I'll bring some prizes for everybody.
- 57:51Speaker 5: We always have boxes of cigars to hand out and uh,
- 57:55Speaker 5: and we're gonna be outside so you're able to fire
- 57:56Speaker 5: it up outside.
- 57:57Speaker 4: This week, you're gonna have Sarah from a Fee trivia. Yeah.
- 58:00Speaker 3: Yeah, Sarah's coming out do some trivia and stuff for us.
- 58:03Speaker 4: Nice.
- 58:03Speaker 5: Gonna be a blast. Go to Mount doriscott dot com.
- 58:06Speaker 5: That's one t Mount Dora scott seot dot com for
- 58:11Speaker 5: all the information. But we can't wait to see you
- 58:12Speaker 5: guys Friday at Whiskey Kitchen right there in Mount Dora.
- 58:15Speaker 5: I don't forget to go out there and see the
- 58:16Speaker 5: monsters as well. Yeah, they bring a traveling side show
- 58:19Speaker 5: everywhere they go. I saw the images from the Daytona
- 58:22Speaker 5: gig that looked like a blast. Oh the monster showed
- 58:25Speaker 5: that that looked like an absolute blast. Racing's North turn Yeah.
- 58:29Speaker 4: You know, when you go out to these areas where
- 58:31Speaker 4: we don't get to visit too often, people show up
- 58:34Speaker 4: and it was a lot of fun. I just watched
- 58:37Speaker 4: it on YouTube and the same here. They had a
- 58:40Speaker 4: great turnout and they had a lot of fun.
- 58:42Speaker 3: Yeah, same here. I just looked at the images and
- 58:43Speaker 3: stuff in a couple of the videos from YouTube and
- 58:45Speaker 3: it looked amazing.
- 58:46Speaker 4: Do they do?
- 58:46Speaker 3: I mean, Rollins is a great promoter. I mean he's
- 58:48Speaker 3: you know that's he is a great promoter.
- 58:50Speaker 4: And you know, they set up a real circus type
- 58:52Speaker 4: of fair every time they go out, so it works
- 58:54Speaker 4: out great. But good job, man, that's awesome. The race
- 58:57Speaker 4: was great this year too. I didn't see anything out
- 58:59Speaker 4: but you.
- 58:59Speaker 10: Didn't see it any of it, my goodness. Yeah, it
- 59:03Speaker 10: was a good race.
- 59:04Speaker 4: Not even Michael Jordan.
- 59:05Speaker 10: Hey, I saw Michael Jordan smacking that kid on his ass.
- 59:07Speaker 4: That was wild.
- 59:08Speaker 7: Yeah, it was.
- 59:10Speaker 5: That was the one thing that was getting It wasn't
- 59:12Speaker 5: like he was like pinching that kid's ass, right, what, Oh,
- 59:15Speaker 5: you didn't see this, Yeah, you can bring it up
- 59:17Speaker 5: on the thing here.
- 59:17Speaker 9: Wow.
- 59:18Speaker 3: It was kind of wild, and that's.
- 59:19Speaker 4: All, you know, about it. No, I mean I don't
- 59:21Speaker 4: even know the follow up, kid, I don't know any
- 59:22Speaker 4: of that.
- 59:23Speaker 10: Look at that, dude, we're on the left, all right.
- 59:26Speaker 10: We're not supposed to be telling you about the Daytona
- 59:29Speaker 10: five hundred.
- 59:30Speaker 5: I don't care about the day I'm not a big
- 59:32Speaker 5: race guy, dude, I've never been a racing person. I
- 59:34Speaker 5: just know that his team won, and then afterwards when
- 59:37Speaker 5: they were doing the trophy thing, there was this little
- 59:38Speaker 5: kid in front and Michael Jordan kept.
- 59:40Speaker 4: Squeezing his ass.
- 59:42Speaker 9: He was wild.
- 59:43Speaker 4: Oh that.
- 59:44Speaker 10: That's such a bummer though, for that race, because like
- 59:47Speaker 10: it was phenomenal. Those last two laps are absolute fire insanity.
- 59:53Speaker 10: H Oh my goodness. Listen, I'm not the biggest NASCAR fan.
- 59:57Speaker 10: You can probably judge that book cover off of literally
- 1:00:00Speaker 10: just the tone of my voice.
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: All the hell, dude, what is he doing?
- 1:00:05Speaker 10: Are you watching the last two laps or watching?
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: Man?
- 1:00:10Speaker 10: That's what is he doing? He was getting that.
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: That is Trevor Reddick's son. The Trevor Reddick is the
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: winner of the race. Michael Jordan is Trevor Reddick's boss.
- 1:00:22Speaker 4: He's the owner, co owner. What is the team?
- 1:00:24Speaker 10: Twenty three eleven what is he doing? He is pension
- 1:00:27Speaker 10: butt and then striking upper thigh. Yeah, why you know,
- 1:00:33Speaker 10: I have learned somebody asked.
- 1:00:34Speaker 4: Him, yes, and there's been an explanation given. Okay, what
- 1:00:38Speaker 4: is it?
- 1:00:38Speaker 10: That's his spot.
- 1:00:47Speaker 4: It's hard. It's hard to kind of explain that away. Dude.
- 1:00:49Speaker 8: I mean he is like it is like, and then
- 1:00:52Speaker 8: he's scratching his back upper thigh. He was really grabbing
- 1:00:55Speaker 8: at it.
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: He was getting ice out of his shirt because when
- 1:01:00Speaker 4: that came out, they celebratory ice go down his shirt.
- 1:01:04Speaker 8: I see, Okay, that makes sense now because it came
- 1:01:07Speaker 8: he seemed grabbing at ice cubes at the back of
- 1:01:09Speaker 8: his shirt because he.
- 1:01:10Speaker 10: Looks like he's milking that left butt cheek.
- 1:01:13Speaker 4: That's what it looks like. Yeah, that's the explanation.
- 1:01:17Speaker 10: That's like what everyone is saying, that he's got ice.
- 1:01:20Speaker 6: Yeah, because when his down.
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: You didn't even know that.
- 1:01:22Speaker 10: I didn't know about the ice. He's still looking at
- 1:01:24Speaker 10: it as the service.
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: I was like, I know, what took me down to Epstein?
- 1:01:29Speaker 10: What a what a weird year for the word ice? Yeah,
- 1:01:32Speaker 10: you know, very weird the word ice. He's going it
- 1:01:36Speaker 10: won't stop willing, buddy. Yeah, I looked at it, and
- 1:01:40Speaker 10: I know it's weird. I can't it's just.
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: An odd look. Yeah, it's wild.
- 1:01:45Speaker 5: Yeah, kept, I mean there had he's not really it's
- 1:01:48Speaker 5: not his butt, but then the thigh part is kind
- 1:01:51Speaker 5: of wild.
- 1:01:51Speaker 4: But that water it's funny, obviously, gonna know this kid,
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: I mean, in fact, he might be rubbing the ice
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: on the back of.
- 1:01:58Speaker 6: His leg and that's why the litle boy doesn't seem
- 1:02:00Speaker 6: bothered by it.
- 1:02:01Speaker 10: Yeah, Jack's just got this footage on a loop, so
- 1:02:05Speaker 10: it looks like way worse like it looks like a
- 1:02:07Speaker 10: four minute video right now.
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: Yeah, that should get you something from that kid.
- 1:02:10Speaker 5: That kid should get something for that, Like Michael Jordan
- 1:02:13Speaker 5: was milking my butt for a minute, and I should
- 1:02:15Speaker 5: get like a cool watch or something.
- 1:02:17Speaker 10: Bear Jay's yeah, Bear Jay's crazy.
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:02:20Speaker 5: Borrow seven nine four one, text seven seven zero three one.
- 1:02:23Speaker 5: Let me ask you a quick question. You guys do
- 1:02:26Speaker 5: event starting the holidays and stuff?
- 1:02:27Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:02:27Speaker 5: I saw this on Reddit today and actually kind of
- 1:02:29Speaker 5: made me think. I mean, I don't I don't really
- 1:02:31Speaker 5: know what the answer is. But and Jack, I know
- 1:02:33Speaker 5: that you're part of this deb as well, so we
- 1:02:35Speaker 5: all work for a big company, and when the when
- 1:02:37Speaker 5: the events come around, like you're Christmas parties and other
- 1:02:40Speaker 5: parties that we get invited to, they always say, what.
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: It's you and plus one plus one?
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: Is it really though, because.
- 1:02:51Speaker 5: What this article is saying is why is it okay
- 1:02:55Speaker 5: if I go to an event and it's a plus
- 1:02:57Speaker 5: one event that I can bring my spouse but nobody
- 1:03:00Speaker 5: else's That's what they were saying about there, like when
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: you go to big events and it's a plus one event, right,
- 1:03:07Speaker 5: and you and one other person. But what they're saying
- 1:03:10Speaker 5: is that they went to events and because that other
- 1:03:13Speaker 5: person wasn't their spouse, it was really frowned upon, like
- 1:03:16Speaker 5: the company did not care for that.
- 1:03:18Speaker 3: I don't think ours does anything like that. I don't
- 1:03:20Speaker 3: know that anybody.
- 1:03:21Speaker 5: I don't know that I've ever seen anybody bring a
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: friend to like our Christmas party or anything like that.
- 1:03:26Speaker 5: But because they're handing out like drinks and other stuff,
- 1:03:29Speaker 5: the guy who wrote this article seemed to think that
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: that the plus one thing only really reaches out for
- 1:03:36Speaker 5: spouses and not friends or even family members like a
- 1:03:40Speaker 5: daughter or son, or brother or sister.
- 1:03:42Speaker 10: Have you guys noticed any of that stuff? Have you
- 1:03:44Speaker 10: guys had any experience with that, Well, I think it's
- 1:03:46Speaker 10: gonna be a rarity if someone just brings like, that's
- 1:03:49Speaker 10: my second cousin. He was free tonight.
- 1:03:51Speaker 5: Yeah, but we've done this, like I've done this before.
- 1:03:54Speaker 5: I had I had stuff that I got from the
- 1:03:56Speaker 5: radio station, and it was the whole thing was supposed
- 1:03:58Speaker 5: to be. Hey, I got this ticket for me and
- 1:04:00Speaker 5: my wife. Wife couldn't go, and so I asked somebody
- 1:04:02Speaker 5: else to go. And I never thought anything of it,
- 1:04:05Speaker 5: because you know, I never thought it was a bait
- 1:04:07Speaker 5: and switch thing.
- 1:04:08Speaker 4: I wasn't.
- 1:04:08Speaker 5: You know, my wife always a plan to go, but
- 1:04:10Speaker 5: then at the end she wouldn't go, and I brought
- 1:04:12Speaker 5: a friend and that was frowned upon.
- 1:04:14Speaker 10: But if it's a work holiday party, like I'll get
- 1:04:17Speaker 10: ahead of this. If you're thinking about bringing a brother
- 1:04:20Speaker 10: or an uncle or anybody other than your partner, just no,
- 1:04:23Speaker 10: it's a it's a look.
- 1:04:24Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:04:24Speaker 10: Yeah, people are going to be like, well, okay, that's
- 1:04:26Speaker 10: all that's odd.
- 1:04:27Speaker 5: Wrong, got invited to a skybox you know a Magic
- 1:04:30Speaker 5: game skybox scenario or you know concert scenario and it's
- 1:04:33Speaker 5: a plus one event. You're good there that they think
- 1:04:36Speaker 5: that your plus one is your spouse, but if you
- 1:04:37Speaker 5: show up with your buddy, I wonder if that's the
- 1:04:40Speaker 5: same idea they have. Do you think most people will
- 1:04:42Speaker 5: invite a plus one scenario or expecting that to be
- 1:04:44Speaker 5: your spouse or loved one.
- 1:04:45Speaker 4: I don't. I don't think so. No, No, especially at
- 1:04:49Speaker 4: a sporting event.
- 1:04:50Speaker 10: Ding ding ding.
- 1:04:52Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the difference.
- 1:04:53Speaker 10: Yeah, and you go work Christmas party. That's anything work
- 1:04:57Speaker 10: is other than your partner is going to be an
- 1:04:59Speaker 10: odd choice.
- 1:04:59Speaker 3: Is that something you should ask?
- 1:05:01Speaker 5: You know, going back to the permission thing, like if
- 1:05:03Speaker 5: you there was a situation here when one of the
- 1:05:06Speaker 5: upper management asked me to go to a ball game
- 1:05:07Speaker 5: one time, and I said, and I said, can I I,
- 1:05:10Speaker 5: you know, can I bring my wife?
- 1:05:11Speaker 4: And he goes, well, you're my plus one? And also well,
- 1:05:13Speaker 4: I you know, I go with my wife. That's a no.
- 1:05:16Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's a no. That was you asking him
- 1:05:19Speaker 6: saying no.
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: But I understand.
- 1:05:21Speaker 4: I appreciate that.
- 1:05:22Speaker 6: Sorry.
- 1:05:23Speaker 8: I'm in the midst of wedding planning right now. I'm
- 1:05:25Speaker 8: learning all about the etiquette around.
- 1:05:27Speaker 10: So it's perfect. It's actually perfect when you're doing it.
- 1:05:29Speaker 6: Who does guest and who?
- 1:05:31Speaker 5: Yeah, so if you invite somebody and it's a plus
- 1:05:34Speaker 5: one and they r s VP as this is my spouse,
- 1:05:37Speaker 5: but they say, you know, spouse couldn't come. I brought
- 1:05:39Speaker 5: my brother, you know. I mean, does that bother you?
- 1:05:43Speaker 5: Or is that a thing where it's supposed to be
- 1:05:45Speaker 5: only the partner?
- 1:05:46Speaker 8: Well that would be interesting because from the etiquette that
- 1:05:49Speaker 8: I've read, so if you're sending it to a couple,
- 1:05:51Speaker 8: then you would send it to to that couple.
- 1:05:53Speaker 6: You wouldn't be a plus one.
- 1:05:56Speaker 4: Right, I got you. I see what you're saying. Ye,
- 1:05:58Speaker 4: both people right right.
- 1:05:59Speaker 6: But single that you invite to a wedding should get
- 1:06:02Speaker 6: and guessed.
- 1:06:04Speaker 4: And whatever guests they bring it could be a date,
- 1:06:06Speaker 4: it could be a girlfriend, or it could be exactly
- 1:06:09Speaker 4: a best friend.
- 1:06:10Speaker 8: But because I'm inviting you as a couple, you don't
- 1:06:13Speaker 8: get a plus one.
- 1:06:14Speaker 3: But let me ask you this.
- 1:06:15Speaker 6: If you show up with a plus one, I can.
- 1:06:16Speaker 8: Tell you right now you better lay out the cash
- 1:06:18Speaker 8: for the food and the drink because this s is expensive.
- 1:06:21Speaker 5: Let me ask you real quick then, because if this
- 1:06:23Speaker 5: is a closed set kind of scenarios, this is a
- 1:06:25Speaker 5: close set right right, and you are only inviting people
- 1:06:29Speaker 5: you know right, and you're like, I know this man
- 1:06:32Speaker 5: and woman.
- 1:06:32Speaker 4: I know this man and woman.
- 1:06:33Speaker 5: I know Ross and Olivia, I know Jack and Naomi,
- 1:06:35Speaker 5: I know Jim and Tory, right, And you invite us,
- 1:06:37Speaker 5: and you are seating us specifically because of that, And
- 1:06:40Speaker 5: then when I show up, my wife isn't with me,
- 1:06:43Speaker 5: it's some other person.
- 1:06:44Speaker 10: It's code black.
- 1:06:45Speaker 6: Then I'm gonna be out at the Sweetheart table, going
- 1:06:47Speaker 6: to jusy.
- 1:06:48Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm not going to kick you out, but everyone's
- 1:06:51Speaker 10: gonna be like, I cannot believe you brought him.
- 1:06:55Speaker 4: So in that situation, we're assuming that the invitation from
- 1:06:59Speaker 4: Dad would have been to Jim and Tory Colbert or
- 1:07:03Speaker 4: exactly Jim Colbert and guess exactly. So if it's to
- 1:07:07Speaker 4: Jim and Tory Colbert, you substituting someone for Tory would
- 1:07:11Speaker 4: not be appropriate without first discussing with Deborah.
- 1:07:13Speaker 3: All right, So what about this?
- 1:07:14Speaker 6: What if I'm bringing that money, honey?
- 1:07:16Speaker 4: What it's a dinner?
- 1:07:16Speaker 5: What if it's a dinner party, right and it's us
- 1:07:19Speaker 5: and I go, okay, you know and I and I say,
- 1:07:20Speaker 5: you know you and your spouse come, I'm gonna pay
- 1:07:23Speaker 5: for dinner. We're gonna go out as a show me
- 1:07:24Speaker 5: you h me, deb Jack and Ross and we'll bring
- 1:07:27Speaker 5: and I invite you guys come out right, I'd say,
- 1:07:30Speaker 5: meet at this restaurant this time or whatever. And when
- 1:07:32Speaker 5: we get there, Ross doesn't bring Olivia because Livia can't
- 1:07:34Speaker 5: come or whatever, and he brings Chase instead, or brings
- 1:07:37Speaker 5: Joel or or you know, or Ornado or any of
- 1:07:39Speaker 5: the other guys on the podcast or whatever, Johnny whatever. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:07:42Speaker 5: are you gonna It's gonna feel weird because I didn't
- 1:07:45Speaker 5: invite him. I invited Ross and Olivia, So I feel
- 1:07:48Speaker 5: now I'm paying for dinner for somebody I didn't invite.
- 1:07:51Speaker 8: And that's why you would always reach out to the
- 1:07:53Speaker 8: host with a courtesy call and say, by the way,
- 1:07:56Speaker 8: our plans have changed, Is.
- 1:07:58Speaker 6: It okay if I bring Chase because Olivia can't make.
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: Now it's an uncomfortable thing because I don't want to
- 1:08:03Speaker 3: be around Chase.
- 1:08:05Speaker 10: Yeah, it's rough. But also Deb, though I would even go,
- 1:08:09Speaker 10: I agree with you, but I'm trying to go even
- 1:08:11Speaker 10: harder in that one direction. If wifey or whatever you're
- 1:08:16Speaker 10: married to can't show up in a dinner situation like that,
- 1:08:20Speaker 10: then nobody goes you don't get to ask. I think
- 1:08:22Speaker 10: asking is even asking is a little bit rude to me.
- 1:08:26Speaker 5: Yeah, because what if I don't like that person now
- 1:08:28Speaker 5: and now now there's a thing like so well, I
- 1:08:30Speaker 5: don't want and it wouldn't be any it wouldn't be
- 1:08:32Speaker 5: against any of your guests. But that that's not what
- 1:08:34Speaker 5: I built the dinner. I don't think it's so much
- 1:08:36Speaker 5: that you may like them or not. It's incurring a
- 1:08:39Speaker 5: cost on your end that wasn't cleared first. So it's
- 1:08:42Speaker 5: taking advantage of your hospitality.
- 1:08:44Speaker 10: And his wife is a vegetarian, it's cheaper to fegan.
- 1:08:46Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:08:46Speaker 10: Ude, they barely have feelings, so like she won't be
- 1:08:51Speaker 10: upset if she goes or doesn't go.
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: It's awesome.
- 1:08:53Speaker 10: But with dev like, I think asking the question is like, hey,
- 1:08:58Speaker 10: it's not a huge favor for you to answered this
- 1:09:01Speaker 10: question right now, but I'm confronting you. You have to
- 1:09:04Speaker 10: give me a yes or a no, and like you
- 1:09:07Speaker 10: can be honest, but then you're also you might think like, oh,
- 1:09:10Speaker 10: that's awkward, that's weird. Why don't make me, don't put
- 1:09:13Speaker 10: me in the situation of saying yes or no. Jim
- 1:09:16Speaker 10: any guests, ay, yeah, that seems like unfair. If your
- 1:09:21Speaker 10: person can't go, then you're going solo doll or a
- 1:09:24Speaker 10: no go.
- 1:09:25Speaker 5: And this person did work at a company and said that,
- 1:09:27Speaker 5: you know, they they assume that because it always seemed
- 1:09:30Speaker 5: that way. When my company invites me to an event,
- 1:09:33Speaker 5: it's a plus one event, but when I get there,
- 1:09:34Speaker 5: it's always the plus one is always the other person's
- 1:09:37Speaker 5: spouse or partner. It's never like a buddy or a
- 1:09:40Speaker 5: brother or pale. And this person wanted to bring his
- 1:09:43Speaker 5: brother because his spouse couldn't come, and he was wondering
- 1:09:46Speaker 5: of whether or not that was going to be looked
- 1:09:47Speaker 5: at oddly. That's that was the whole scenario.
- 1:09:50Speaker 8: I think in that case it can be because if
- 1:09:52Speaker 8: it's a work function, there could be things that are
- 1:09:54Speaker 8: going to be talked about there.
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:09:55Speaker 8: Maybe, so you know, the same code that doesn't exist
- 1:09:59Speaker 8: with people out outside of being a couple.
- 1:10:02Speaker 4: Have a I don't know if it's a work like
- 1:10:04Speaker 4: a work event where they invite the employee plus one, right,
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: I think that's free. I don't think it has to
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: be your spouse at a Christmas party. We had a
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: coworker who brought their daughter.
- 1:10:16Speaker 3: Right, and that's understood Jack.
- 1:10:17Speaker 5: What this guy was wondering is because every every event
- 1:10:20Speaker 5: he went to with this company that was a plus
- 1:10:22Speaker 5: one event, he noticed that it was never anybody other
- 1:10:25Speaker 5: than someone spouse. And he didn't know if there was
- 1:10:28Speaker 5: an unspoken rule within the company that when you get
- 1:10:30Speaker 5: an invite and it's a plus one, that it's automatically
- 1:10:33Speaker 5: going to be your spouse. And I think he, you know,
- 1:10:34Speaker 5: he wanted, like I said, he wanted to bring his brother,
- 1:10:36Speaker 5: but he didn't even know he should have.
- 1:10:38Speaker 4: Asked for Cael always asked for every company has for us,
- 1:10:45Speaker 4: it's Raquel. And she's the one, you know, under with
- 1:10:48Speaker 4: all the management stuff, she's the one that gets things done.
- 1:10:50Speaker 4: She's the radar O'Reilly of mash. You know, she's she's
- 1:10:54Speaker 4: the junk drawer of iHeart. In other words, where all
- 1:10:56Speaker 4: the answers are but you never think they are. She's
- 1:10:58Speaker 4: the Swiss army Knight.
- 1:10:59Speaker 9: Right.
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: So you go to her and say handles and then
- 1:11:03Speaker 4: she she'll either tell you flat out or she'll get
- 1:11:05Speaker 4: you the answer. You got to find your Raquel, right,
- 1:11:10Speaker 4: Rocky all right?
- 1:11:11Speaker 5: Four oh seven nine one six four one text us
- 1:11:13Speaker 5: at seven seven zero three one. How do you think
- 1:11:17Speaker 5: are downtown. Oh you know what, We'll stop right there.
- 1:11:20Speaker 5: We got Jack's Olympic update next.
- 1:11:35Speaker 4: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show.
- 1:11:37Speaker 10: Real ready on one O four point one, let's do
- 1:11:38Speaker 10: Jack's Olympic Update.
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: It's time for Jack's Olympic Update on the Jim Colbert Show.
- 1:11:47Speaker 4: Ten days in the books, with just six days left
- 1:11:51Speaker 4: of the Winter Olympics. It's flying by for Milan and Cortina.
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: Really is, buddy, I know it really is.
- 1:11:57Speaker 11: So.
- 1:11:57Speaker 4: In women's hockey, Team USA delivered a dominant performance. They
- 1:12:01Speaker 4: these women are on fire and I am cashing in
- 1:12:04Speaker 4: the hard rocked bet apps are That's awesome? Five dollars
- 1:12:08Speaker 4: a game? Oh yeah, yeah, but I'm I'm in the black.
- 1:12:12Speaker 4: Uh so there. They had five straight shutouts in the
- 1:12:16Speaker 4: tournament and Olympic record they've outscored their opponents thirty.
- 1:12:20Speaker 10: One to one.
- 1:12:21Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, that's dominant so far.
- 1:12:23Speaker 4: The Americans are heading into the gold medal game on
- 1:12:26Speaker 4: Thursday against art rivals Canada and what promises to be
- 1:12:30Speaker 4: an epic match. Canada edge Switzerland two to one. I
- 1:12:33Speaker 4: also took Switzerland and the extra goals and one on that. Yeah,
- 1:12:37Speaker 4: let's go.
- 1:12:38Speaker 10: That's the other semi. This is Jack's gambling segment. Yeah,
- 1:12:42Speaker 10: the other semi. He's not talking about playoff practice.
- 1:12:45Speaker 4: The well, ice hockey is the only thing you can
- 1:12:48Speaker 4: gamble on in the hard rock bet app of the Olympics. Gotcha. Yeah,
- 1:12:53Speaker 4: So this is the eighth Olympics with women's hockey. Okay,
- 1:12:58Speaker 4: the US has played Canada in the gold medal match
- 1:13:02Speaker 4: seven out of those eight Olympics. Oh wow, it's always
- 1:13:06Speaker 4: come down to the today might think it was like
- 1:13:09Speaker 4: maybe six where it was it, But nineteen ninety eight
- 1:13:11Speaker 4: was the first time in Team USA one and they
- 1:13:14Speaker 4: play again this Thursday. So that's gonna be something to
- 1:13:17Speaker 4: watch for.
- 1:13:17Speaker 6: Four Canadian's gonna cheat.
- 1:13:19Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. Hey, all eyes, I have that
- 1:13:22Speaker 4: in the curling.
- 1:13:23Speaker 3: That's crazy, right is yeaheah? That little finger that little
- 1:13:26Speaker 3: finger pushkiki?
- 1:13:27Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a no no. Yeah. You guys know what
- 1:13:30Speaker 4: a monobob is. A monobabbob. It's a one person sled, yes,
- 1:13:35Speaker 4: bob sled, yes, right, hey, one person because they have
- 1:13:38Speaker 4: the teams of two, teams of four, and they also
- 1:13:41Speaker 4: have the monobob, which is one person, single rider. Bob
- 1:13:44Speaker 4: sled event. Team USA dominated. We go to the House
- 1:13:48Speaker 4: of Speed. Defending Olympic monobob champion Kaylee Humphries chose Morning Canada,
- 1:13:54Speaker 4: became a US citizen in twenty twenty one, now racist
- 1:13:57Speaker 4: for Team USA. In twenty twenty two, she at the
- 1:14:00Speaker 4: gold for her new country, and yesterday, at the age
- 1:14:03Speaker 4: of forty, added a bronze medal to the US medal.
- 1:14:06Speaker 4: Cavery forty years old. Not to be outdone, step in
- 1:14:10Speaker 4: the spotlight. Elena Myers Taylor from Georgia, team USA's most
- 1:14:14Speaker 4: decorated bob sledder at the Olympics. Forty one year old
- 1:14:18Speaker 4: mother of two deaf sons, raced last night and won
- 1:14:22Speaker 4: her first gold medal. That's incredible. She's now tied with
- 1:14:26Speaker 4: Bonnie Blair as the most decorated US women and went
- 1:14:29Speaker 4: a woman in Winter Olympic history, and she is the
- 1:14:32Speaker 4: most decorated female bob sledder in Olympic history. Wow, yeah,
- 1:14:36Speaker 4: I saw that. It was pretty wild. It was awesome.
- 1:14:38Speaker 10: It's so funny. You never really can because everybody's like, well,
- 1:14:40Speaker 10: you're just gonna sled.
- 1:14:41Speaker 4: You got an ic thing.
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: I mean, how hard can it be?
- 1:14:43Speaker 4: Right?
- 1:14:43Speaker 3: I mean, you just let gravity do its job.
- 1:14:45Speaker 5: Man, did you guys see that Colin jost I guess
- 1:14:48Speaker 5: rode one of the s one of the legs, and
- 1:14:50Speaker 5: he said it filt like he got his ass kicked.
- 1:14:52Speaker 3: He felt like his spine was gonna break like every turn.
- 1:14:55Speaker 4: He said. It was unbelievably intense. Yeah, the amount of
- 1:14:58Speaker 4: g's on the body. But also so they with that
- 1:15:00Speaker 4: Colin Joe's video, they showed the view from the from
- 1:15:04Speaker 4: the bob sled itself and it's going so fast.
- 1:15:08Speaker 3: How much they're shaking.
- 1:15:10Speaker 4: Yes, because when we see it from like a standard point,
- 1:15:13Speaker 4: you should have sled go by. Oh, it's pretty wild
- 1:15:16Speaker 4: camera footage. But when you are in it, you're like,
- 1:15:18Speaker 4: oh my god, it's you can't even see.
- 1:15:22Speaker 10: He's not an athlete. He's never done this before, so
- 1:15:24Speaker 10: he doesn't have like the small muscles. Maybe you stay
- 1:15:28Speaker 10: a little bit more firm.
- 1:15:29Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh it's crazy. And one thing I will say,
- 1:15:31Speaker 4: as far as the camera work drones this year, have
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: you noticed them? You can hear them in the in
- 1:15:38Speaker 4: the skiing like the downhill and the solemn. You hear
- 1:15:41Speaker 4: the buzz. But they have given some really awesome camera
- 1:15:45Speaker 4: angles that we didn't have before.
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: Perspectives like you've never seen before.
- 1:15:49Speaker 4: Following the skiing down or behind the bob sled going forward.
- 1:15:53Speaker 4: It's just it's been really neat the the perspective that
- 1:15:56Speaker 4: the drone cameras have been able to give. What I
- 1:16:01Speaker 4: like about the Olympics is that I will watch any
- 1:16:03Speaker 4: sport if Team USA is involved and they're competing, including
- 1:16:08Speaker 4: Paris figure skating. We had two teams competing. They were
- 1:16:11Speaker 4: not expected to medal. They did not. They finished in
- 1:16:14Speaker 4: the top ten respectively. But the team from Japan was
- 1:16:20Speaker 4: the favorite going into this event. That you in figure skating,
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: you have a short program and then what they call
- 1:16:26Speaker 4: a long program or freestyle, which is a little longer,
- 1:16:29Speaker 4: more jumps, it's a little it's harder to do so
- 1:16:32Speaker 4: in the short program, team Japan they had an uncharacter.
- 1:16:36Speaker 4: They were in a heavy favorites going in. They had
- 1:16:38Speaker 4: a fall, fell to fifth place, and they were almost
- 1:16:41Speaker 4: considered done. For their performance last night in the free skate,
- 1:16:45Speaker 4: it was just magical, stunning. Yeah, did you see it?
- 1:16:48Speaker 5: I said part I saw parts of it this morning.
- 1:16:50Speaker 5: It was pretty amazing. It was you watch you're cheering
- 1:16:53Speaker 5: for om. I'm like Japan and for me.
- 1:16:56Speaker 4: For me, it's tough because whenever I if Team USA
- 1:16:59Speaker 4: is not involved, I pretty much go back to World
- 1:17:01Speaker 4: War Two thinking who the enemies are? Yeah, same here.
- 1:17:05Speaker 4: I find a hard time for Japan and the Russians.
- 1:17:07Speaker 4: Everybody knows it.
- 1:17:08Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah, well we know they cheat, or as
- 1:17:10Speaker 10: they like to be called, the Olympic flag team.
- 1:17:14Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I've never on outside in the World War.
- 1:17:17Speaker 5: That hits me more of the Summer Games than anything
- 1:17:19Speaker 5: because when the Chinese start doing the diving, which they are,
- 1:17:22Speaker 5: I mean lights out, it's not even real. Have you
- 1:17:25Speaker 5: seen the one where it's the the dive. They show
- 1:17:27Speaker 5: you the diver from the side, and the diver does
- 1:17:29Speaker 5: the dive and then they go, oh, we forgot to
- 1:17:31Speaker 5: tell you, and they ship the camera to the right
- 1:17:33Speaker 5: a little bit.
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: There's two of them doing it.
- 1:17:34Speaker 5: Yeah, but they're looking at them straight on as they're
- 1:17:36Speaker 5: doing it side by side. Their movements are so perfect
- 1:17:39Speaker 5: you can't see but one.
- 1:17:40Speaker 4: Of them that's synchronized. Div Oh and I hate them
- 1:17:43Speaker 4: so much.
- 1:17:43Speaker 10: Yeah, the Japanese divers easy.
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: All right, let's get on time for Jack's Olympic snack
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: on The Jim Colberg Show.
- 1:17:52Speaker 3: Are you branching out.
- 1:17:54Speaker 16: I am.
- 1:17:54Speaker 10: I think this may have This may be one of
- 1:17:56Speaker 10: your weakest snack seasons, buddy.
- 1:17:58Speaker 4: You know why because I waived myself recently and I'm
- 1:18:01Speaker 4: going on a cruise in a month and a half,
- 1:18:03Speaker 4: and I realized I gotta get healthy. But that didn't
- 1:18:06Speaker 4: snap stop this snack. And I'm reverting to the last
- 1:18:09Speaker 4: meal I had. And by the way, highly recommend the
- 1:18:13Speaker 4: smash burger with fries at the Ace Cafe in Sanford. Nice.
- 1:18:17Speaker 4: Huh oh, my god, really good. Huh oh. These are fries. Listen.
- 1:18:21Speaker 4: I know steak fries kind of get.
- 1:18:23Speaker 9: A bad rap.
- 1:18:24Speaker 4: They do. They do too thick. No, but these were crispy.
- 1:18:28Speaker 4: I could not believe how good the fries.
- 1:18:31Speaker 10: Because they probably didn't. You're supposed to double cook fries.
- 1:18:34Speaker 5: People do not realize that there's a first fry and
- 1:18:36Speaker 5: then a second fry, and some people even go to
- 1:18:38Speaker 5: a third fry. You fry them a little bit, you
- 1:18:39Speaker 5: take him out, let him rest for a minute, then
- 1:18:41Speaker 5: you refry him and it gets that super crisp.
- 1:18:44Speaker 4: Oh, it's perfect. They have a smashburger there. I had
- 1:18:47Speaker 4: it for lunch. I brought my lunch and He's like,
- 1:18:48Speaker 4: you want lunch. I'm like, uh yeah, so I ate
- 1:18:51Speaker 4: that in Catholic. Yeah, it's still sitting.
- 1:18:54Speaker 3: There and the crispy edges with that.
- 1:18:57Speaker 10: I mean it's burger It was so good.
- 1:19:01Speaker 4: Yeah. So anyway, metal count we now have nineteen. Norway
- 1:19:05Speaker 4: is just lights out leading the way, but in second place. Surprisingly,
- 1:19:09Speaker 4: but maybe not surprisingly Italy. The host country always does
- 1:19:13Speaker 4: better or usually always does better when you know in
- 1:19:16Speaker 4: the games that they're involved in, and they have been
- 1:19:20Speaker 4: just racking up the medals, and good for them because
- 1:19:22Speaker 4: if it's not Team USA, I like seeing that because
- 1:19:24Speaker 4: you have the most locals there and it's the hometown team.
- 1:19:28Speaker 10: What happened to the World War two? Take Italy?
- 1:19:31Speaker 4: It's just power.
- 1:19:32Speaker 10: I'm just saying, Okay, the host country beats it whatever whatever.
- 1:19:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:19:36Speaker 6: Yeah, so that's some slippery ground there.
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: For this to be over show.
- 1:19:45Speaker 3: They drugged that fool around for a little while.
- 1:19:47Speaker 5: Yeah, they did all right for seven nine one six
- 1:19:50Speaker 5: one four one text does that seven seven zero three
- 1:19:53Speaker 5: one back one second more of the Jim Colbert shows.
- 1:19:55Speaker 4: Say right where you are, Welcome.
- 1:20:12Speaker 3: Back to the Jim Culber Show. We're ALREADYO one oh
- 1:20:14Speaker 3: four paying to one.
- 1:20:16Speaker 4: I'm Jim.
- 1:20:17Speaker 3: There's deb Jack and Ross here as well.
- 1:20:20Speaker 4: It's true.
- 1:20:20Speaker 3: Hey, guys, don't forget Friday. We are gonna be in
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: downtown Mount Dora for our big Scottish Highland Festival coming up.
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: We'll be broadcasting live from Whiskey Kitchens. If you want
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: to come join us, we'll get there at three o'clock.
- 1:20:31Speaker 3: Start partying down, Gonna have a good time. A lot
- 1:20:33Speaker 3: of good guests as well, and some cool stuff happening
- 1:20:35Speaker 3: while we're there at trivia, all kinds of fun stuff.
- 1:20:39Speaker 4: Prizes you want, What kind of prizes you want?
- 1:20:41Speaker 3: I don't know, We'll have to figure it out.
- 1:20:42Speaker 4: What do you want? Some tickets?
- 1:20:44Speaker 3: Concert tickets always good. Event tickets are always fun.
- 1:20:46Speaker 4: So here's when we are live and we're doing trivia
- 1:20:49Speaker 4: like Sarah's they're doing fightsys trivia. We have the trivia
- 1:20:53Speaker 4: players built in there. They're live right there. Yeah, so
- 1:20:56Speaker 4: it's better to have them and hand them something right there, right,
- 1:20:59Speaker 4: nice rewarding about it, Like a box of cigars. Yeah,
- 1:21:02Speaker 4: something like that.
- 1:21:03Speaker 6: Maybe no pressure or remember that box of cigars.
- 1:21:07Speaker 10: Yeah, there you go.
- 1:21:08Speaker 6: There's another thing you can bring from home.
- 1:21:09Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude.
- 1:21:10Speaker 3: The Bourbon Bus thing. I gotta tell you, Jack, did
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: you verify.
- 1:21:15Speaker 5: I you know, I said, you brought Yeah, the bourbon bus,
- 1:21:18Speaker 5: I said, you know, on top of coman on the
- 1:21:19Speaker 5: bourbon Bus. We're gonna do a little We're gonna do
- 1:21:21Speaker 5: some fun stuff. I'm gonna bring some stuff from my
- 1:21:23Speaker 5: private collection. So I brought in this week to give
- 1:21:26Speaker 5: Jack so he would alway. Jack likes to have this
- 1:21:27Speaker 5: stuff in on a house, so I brought him the
- 1:21:30Speaker 5: stuff mm hmm, and which is a really cool limited
- 1:21:34Speaker 5: bottle of Maker's Mark. And I probably shouldn't have brought.
- 1:21:37Speaker 10: It's I told Jack when I got here, I said,
- 1:21:39Speaker 10: I think it.
- 1:21:39Speaker 4: Did something stupid.
- 1:21:41Speaker 5: I opened my mouth and ran my mouth and I
- 1:21:42Speaker 5: told her forgot This thing has been in the back
- 1:21:44Speaker 5: of my in the back of my liquor cabinet for
- 1:21:46Speaker 5: a while.
- 1:21:46Speaker 10: And I pulled it out and I was like, damn,
- 1:21:48Speaker 10: this is a really good bottle. What am I doing?
- 1:21:51Speaker 4: And Jack is like, you don't have to if you
- 1:21:52Speaker 4: don't want to. I'm like, no, I said, I would
- 1:21:54Speaker 4: do it, and we can't replace it with that. People
- 1:21:56Speaker 4: just want to win stuff. They don't expect to win.
- 1:21:59Speaker 4: Your best then a bounch of about some Romeo and
- 1:22:02Speaker 4: Julieta's and it's gonna be a good time. Man, can't wait.
- 1:22:04Speaker 4: We're gonna have fun. And we have some other stiff
- 1:22:06Speaker 4: announce coming up soon too, which we're super excited. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 1:22:09Speaker 4: happening left right. It's kind of crazy.
- 1:22:11Speaker 3: It is good.
- 1:22:12Speaker 10: I'm wondering which one was this a finishing series, like
- 1:22:15Speaker 10: a like a b EP limited release bourbon? What year
- 1:22:18Speaker 10: was this?
- 1:22:19Speaker 5: It is two years old. It was a blend created
- 1:22:22Speaker 5: four Corona Cigar. Oh so it is a specific label
- 1:22:27Speaker 5: with Corona Cigar, and it actually tells you the blend
- 1:22:29Speaker 5: on a label and how many bottles and what bottle
- 1:22:31Speaker 5: it is.
- 1:22:31Speaker 4: It's in Jackson. Yeah, I can grab it if you want.
- 1:22:33Speaker 17: I can.
- 1:22:33Speaker 5: I can open it if you want to, because if
- 1:22:38Speaker 5: you sample one, you gonna you'll sit there and drink
- 1:22:40Speaker 5: the entire thing.
- 1:22:41Speaker 7: You know what.
- 1:22:42Speaker 4: One of my favorite moments real quick Sunday night, when
- 1:22:44Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I'm only drinking on weekend nights and
- 1:22:47Speaker 4: I'm like, wait, there's going to work tomorrow. That changes everything.
- 1:22:53Speaker 16: It does.
- 1:22:54Speaker 3: Let me ask you guys a question.
- 1:22:55Speaker 5: There was a situation in Ormond Beach and I wanted
- 1:22:57Speaker 5: to ask you guys about drivers license, you know in Florida,
- 1:23:03Speaker 5: and I don't know this, and I didn't look it
- 1:23:04Speaker 5: up because it's always you know, it's more fun to
- 1:23:06Speaker 5: talk about it on.
- 1:23:07Speaker 3: The show than it's just kind of look it up?
- 1:23:09Speaker 10: Is there?
- 1:23:09Speaker 4: Right now? In Florida?
- 1:23:11Speaker 5: Is the only test you have to pass to drive
- 1:23:14Speaker 5: is your eyesight test? And then the driver's test?
- 1:23:17Speaker 16: Is that it?
- 1:23:18Speaker 10: And then in Florida? How often do you have to
- 1:23:20Speaker 10: renew that? Like?
- 1:23:23Speaker 4: How often? Are you laughing?
- 1:23:25Speaker 10: Because I don't think there is a number.
- 1:23:28Speaker 18: Is there?
- 1:23:28Speaker 5: Is it that every ten years you have to go
- 1:23:30Speaker 5: through the eyesight thing or every time when your driver's
- 1:23:33Speaker 5: license comes up and it expires that when you go
- 1:23:35Speaker 5: to reissue a license, aren't you supposed to take at
- 1:23:38Speaker 5: least the eyesight test again?
- 1:23:39Speaker 4: Not every time? Because I have you can sometimes you
- 1:23:43Speaker 4: can renew it online.
- 1:23:45Speaker 9: You know.
- 1:23:46Speaker 4: That's why I have the same picture with long hair
- 1:23:49Speaker 4: from ten years ago.
- 1:23:50Speaker 9: Right.
- 1:23:50Speaker 4: Yeah, I just got a letter.
- 1:23:52Speaker 9: I made the.
- 1:23:53Speaker 4: Appointment this morning that says because they said you have
- 1:23:57Speaker 4: to come in and retake your eye test, your eye
- 1:24:00Speaker 4: exam as part of your next renewal before my birthday.
- 1:24:04Speaker 4: So I made an appointment. So I don't know if
- 1:24:07Speaker 4: it's every ten years or so, but it's been at
- 1:24:11Speaker 4: least that because that picture. Every time I have to
- 1:24:14Speaker 4: turn my license over to someone, they look at the
- 1:24:16Speaker 4: picture with long hair and a beard look at me
- 1:24:19Speaker 4: and look at the picture and they're like, wow, am yeah,
- 1:24:22Speaker 4: it used to be cool.
- 1:24:25Speaker 5: The reason I ask is, you know, deb and I
- 1:24:27Speaker 5: live out in Lake County, and there's a certain area
- 1:24:29Speaker 5: of Lake County where a lot of retirees live, and inevitably,
- 1:24:32Speaker 5: when I'm driving around out there and there's somebody that's
- 1:24:34Speaker 5: driving and they're not really driving all that well, I'm
- 1:24:36Speaker 5: gonna be honest with you, when I go around them,
- 1:24:39Speaker 5: it is an older person, somebody in there, obviously in
- 1:24:42Speaker 5: their seventies or eighties even, you know, leaning real close
- 1:24:45Speaker 5: to the steering wheel, going a sensible thirty one miles
- 1:24:48Speaker 5: an hour and a fifty five mile hour zone in
- 1:24:50Speaker 5: the right hand lane sometimes left hand lane, and I've always.
- 1:24:53Speaker 10: Their hands are on capital ten in capital two.
- 1:24:56Speaker 4: Man can't get more capital ten and two.
- 1:24:58Speaker 10: That wheel what I mean by that, that wheel looks huge.
- 1:25:02Speaker 8: I remember when Seinfeld said that should have been the
- 1:25:05Speaker 8: Florida State flag is just a steering wheel with your
- 1:25:07Speaker 8: hands at the top.
- 1:25:09Speaker 4: Hey, you know.
- 1:25:09Speaker 5: And my grandmother on my wife's side had to kind
- 1:25:15Speaker 5: of give up her driver's license. My dad actually a
- 1:25:18Speaker 5: few years back, voluntarily gave his license up. He knew
- 1:25:22Speaker 5: man he was a professional driver for years, and he
- 1:25:25Speaker 5: knew that his faculties weren't really there enough to render
- 1:25:28Speaker 5: him a safe driver.
- 1:25:30Speaker 3: Entered the story from Rmon Beach.
- 1:25:31Speaker 5: Pedestrian was struck and killed during a crash involving a
- 1:25:34Speaker 5: seventy nine year old driver over the weekend. The crash
- 1:25:37Speaker 5: happened shortly before eleven PM at the intersection of South
- 1:25:40Speaker 5: Orchard and Division Avenue, and it says the driver was
- 1:25:44Speaker 5: traveling at a high rate of speed failed to stop
- 1:25:47Speaker 5: at a stop sign, resulting in him striking one of
- 1:25:49Speaker 5: the pedestrians suffered fatal injuries. And they said that this
- 1:25:54Speaker 5: person because of this, that the person had a history
- 1:26:00Speaker 5: of dementia that showed consistent symptoms consistent with dementia. And
- 1:26:06Speaker 5: you know, is there a time or place maybe in
- 1:26:09Speaker 5: America where once you get in like maybe seventy maybe
- 1:26:12Speaker 5: seventy one or seventy two or something, that it shouldn't
- 1:26:15Speaker 5: be every ten years that literally you should have to
- 1:26:18Speaker 5: go through some kind of verification that your faculties are
- 1:26:22Speaker 5: still good enough for you to be safe.
- 1:26:24Speaker 3: You know, we worry, and it's funny.
- 1:26:26Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not trying to draw a comparison here,
- 1:26:28Speaker 5: but you know, we regulate so many other things that
- 1:26:30Speaker 5: are deadly in our lives, but yet with when you
- 1:26:33Speaker 5: get in your car, because it's such a natural thing
- 1:26:35Speaker 5: for Americans to do, to have to commute to and
- 1:26:38Speaker 5: from wherever you're going, that we don't really give any
- 1:26:41Speaker 5: credence to the people out there that maybe are still
- 1:26:43Speaker 5: driving and shouldn't be. You know, my buddy Sean was
- 1:26:45Speaker 5: wrecked and crashed into and it could have been a
- 1:26:48Speaker 5: really bad situation by somebody who had a medical event
- 1:26:51Speaker 5: as an older person in traffic, Elderly.
- 1:26:54Speaker 4: People usually have more frequent doctor visits and maybe it's
- 1:26:58Speaker 4: a annual part of their annual exam where the doctor
- 1:27:03Speaker 4: has this, you know, after the exam either sign off
- 1:27:08Speaker 4: on them continuing to drive. When my mom, we knew
- 1:27:12Speaker 4: my mom was getting close. She was worried, you know,
- 1:27:15Speaker 4: because she's like, you know, I don't want to hurt anybody,
- 1:27:17Speaker 4: right right, No, that was her big fear, but she
- 1:27:21Speaker 4: still had this. You know, her mind was still good,
- 1:27:24Speaker 4: so she should wanted to go places and do things.
- 1:27:27Speaker 4: And so it's such a game changer when you have
- 1:27:30Speaker 4: to take the keys away from someone because they lose
- 1:27:33Speaker 4: their freedom and they are now instantly dependent upon everyone.
- 1:27:38Speaker 10: Or everyone else, and there's a sense of pride there. Now,
- 1:27:41Speaker 10: I know your mom didn't have this, but I know that.
- 1:27:43Speaker 5: And a little bit of the story that I read
- 1:27:44Speaker 5: about this is a lot of people were former military,
- 1:27:47Speaker 5: if you worked for any agency or whatever, but they
- 1:27:50Speaker 5: there's a real pride thing with driving, and they wrapped
- 1:27:54Speaker 5: their driver's license and their ability to drive up into
- 1:27:57Speaker 5: their value as a person.
- 1:27:58Speaker 3: Yeah, Like they actually believe that when you take that
- 1:28:00Speaker 3: ability for them to drive away, that you're really taking
- 1:28:03Speaker 3: part of them away.
- 1:28:04Speaker 6: Well, think of how you would feel.
- 1:28:05Speaker 8: You've been an independent adult who's been driving, probably since
- 1:28:08Speaker 8: before you were allowed to drive, right, It's how you've
- 1:28:12Speaker 8: always managed an independent life. You were able to get
- 1:28:15Speaker 8: up and go and as long as you could afford
- 1:28:17Speaker 8: to put gas in the vehicle, sure, yeah, and pay
- 1:28:19Speaker 8: for insurance, you were able to do that. That to
- 1:28:22Speaker 8: me has to be one of the hardest things in
- 1:28:24Speaker 8: adulthood to accept is when because like you said, now
- 1:28:27Speaker 8: not only have you lost your freedom, but now you've
- 1:28:30Speaker 8: really become kind of a burden on family and friends
- 1:28:33Speaker 8: because now anytime you need to leave the house, someone
- 1:28:36Speaker 8: else has to be available.
- 1:28:37Speaker 10: To do that for it.
- 1:28:38Speaker 5: And maybe, like you're saying, maybe it's an insurance company thing,
- 1:28:40Speaker 5: maybe doctors don't have to do anything about it, like
- 1:28:42Speaker 5: insurance companies that you know, when you reach a certain age,
- 1:28:45Speaker 5: insurance companies just say, look, we're not going to be
- 1:28:47Speaker 5: able to ensure you unless you go through this certain
- 1:28:49Speaker 5: processes that ensures us that you're you're going to be
- 1:28:53Speaker 5: you know, you're not going to be out there running
- 1:28:54Speaker 5: into trafficking or killing pedestrians, you know, because we're going
- 1:28:56Speaker 5: to get sued for that.
- 1:28:58Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:28:58Speaker 8: I think eighty is the age and Florida when you
- 1:29:00Speaker 8: have to do required vision tests.
- 1:29:02Speaker 10: That's why I said, good man, when it comes when
- 1:29:05Speaker 10: you were talking about your father in law, my father,
- 1:29:07Speaker 10: my dad, your father, is that like that's easier said
- 1:29:10Speaker 10: than done, coming to grips and walking to talk of
- 1:29:13Speaker 10: all of what your self awareness is telling you. I
- 1:29:16Speaker 10: think everybody has the voice in their head going I
- 1:29:19Speaker 10: shouldn't do this and then you kind of still do it.
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:29:22Speaker 4: Yeah, the props to him, Well you, I mean, Jack,
- 1:29:24Speaker 4: did you have to have the physical conversation with your
- 1:29:26Speaker 4: mom about doing that? Because I mean you have You know,
- 1:29:29Speaker 4: your mom and your mom both are in this same world.
- 1:29:31Speaker 4: My mom was right at that edge too.
- 1:29:33Speaker 5: My mom actually had afraid to drive, but that had
- 1:29:35Speaker 5: to do with her schizophrenia a little bit.
- 1:29:37Speaker 3: But we didn't really trust or want her driving.
- 1:29:39Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom. With my mom, it was her vision
- 1:29:42Speaker 4: that was really the concern of her being able to see,
- 1:29:45Speaker 4: especially at night. It was tough. She just wanted to
- 1:29:47Speaker 4: go to church choir rehearsal at church and you know
- 1:29:50Speaker 4: that ends at night, and then she'd have to drive
- 1:29:53Speaker 4: home from that. But the it would actually the decision.
- 1:29:57Speaker 4: We knew we were close to that time. By then
- 1:30:01Speaker 4: she fell out of bed broke her leg, and the
- 1:30:04Speaker 4: doctor made the comment it's like you're done driving. Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 1:30:08Speaker 4: but it was not related to driving at all, but
- 1:30:11Speaker 4: it was like a jumping point. Yeah yeah, that doctor
- 1:30:13Speaker 4: said you're done driving, And to tell you, we were relieve. Yeah,
- 1:30:15Speaker 4: but you know it's like, oh, now we don't have
- 1:30:17Speaker 4: that kind.
- 1:30:17Speaker 6: Of yeah, you don't have to be the heavy And what's.
- 1:30:20Speaker 3: Scary about it?
- 1:30:20Speaker 5: Deb And the reason why I find this very interesting
- 1:30:23Speaker 5: is you know what event has to happen to drive
- 1:30:27Speaker 5: you to have that conversation, Because if you think about it,
- 1:30:30Speaker 5: this is a you usually don't have it when your
- 1:30:32Speaker 5: mom successfully drove or your dad was successfully drove back
- 1:30:35Speaker 5: and forth to church or back and forth to the store.
- 1:30:37Speaker 5: You know, you only have this conversation when you know,
- 1:30:39Speaker 5: when something like this happens. You know, you're running through
- 1:30:41Speaker 5: town and height rate to speed, you miss the stop
- 1:30:43Speaker 5: sign because you couldn't see it or whatever like. Unfortunately,
- 1:30:47Speaker 5: an event has to happen for most people to have
- 1:30:49Speaker 5: this conversation.
- 1:30:50Speaker 3: Is that what would happen?
- 1:30:51Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, because there's there's no reason to do
- 1:30:53Speaker 6: it now.
- 1:30:54Speaker 4: And some people will drive into their nineties.
- 1:30:57Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean my mom was driving to Kissen Me
- 1:30:59Speaker 8: from Mount Door right twice a day just a year ago.
- 1:31:01Speaker 10: And that's why I asked, because I know that she
- 1:31:03Speaker 10: had this long commute for the longest time.
- 1:31:04Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:31:05Speaker 6: I mean, now she's retired so she doesn't have to
- 1:31:07Speaker 6: worry about that anymore.
- 1:31:08Speaker 10: But yeah, no, I mean I've had times even in
- 1:31:11Speaker 10: my late twenties early thirties where I'm like, I shouldn't
- 1:31:13Speaker 10: be driving.
- 1:31:14Speaker 3: No, stop, that's nothing to do with How about your
- 1:31:17Speaker 3: mom though she.
- 1:31:18Speaker 10: Doesn't like driving at night, but she still drives, She
- 1:31:21Speaker 10: still pushes that foreign still rips it. Yeah, yeah, damn,
- 1:31:24Speaker 10: she'll go to that speed limit, little right lane, middle lane.
- 1:31:27Speaker 5: And I wonder how many people, you know, save this
- 1:31:29Speaker 5: conversation because what Jack was saying, like, once you had
- 1:31:32Speaker 5: this conversation, you have to have a plan, because you
- 1:31:34Speaker 5: can't just say, hey, look you can't drive anymore. You
- 1:31:37Speaker 5: have to say, hey, look you can't drive anymore, and
- 1:31:39Speaker 5: we've set up something where you have access to an uber,
- 1:31:41Speaker 5: to a to a shuttle, whatever the case may be,
- 1:31:43Speaker 5: to get you where you want to go. My grandmother,
- 1:31:45Speaker 5: all she cared about was getting to church on Sundays
- 1:31:47Speaker 5: and going to lunch with her friends.
- 1:31:49Speaker 4: She didn't care.
- 1:31:50Speaker 5: Yeah, she didn't care about anything else. So they pretty
- 1:31:52Speaker 5: much set it up or she could.
- 1:31:53Speaker 4: Do that stuff.
- 1:31:54Speaker 10: And there's a lot of grandparents that are gonna struggle
- 1:31:56Speaker 10: with uber. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're not gonna trust that
- 1:31:59Speaker 10: you throw a adam a shotgun. A lot of people
- 1:32:06Speaker 10: are going to be freaked out by that hole. What
- 1:32:08Speaker 10: we do for rides in twenty thirty six, Your.
- 1:32:11Speaker 4: Carpools up and there's somebody driving it, you're getting a
- 1:32:13Speaker 4: cross in. Some Holy Water, Texter says they know the
- 1:32:17Speaker 4: person who was killed. Thirty eight year old woman. Lisaid,
- 1:32:20Speaker 4: they said, wow, uh, he saw her a few hours
- 1:32:24Speaker 4: before it happened. No charges were brought on the guy.
- 1:32:27Speaker 4: So upsetting that she died. She was thirty eight years old.
- 1:32:30Speaker 4: He said. He also went to Ross's show over the weekend.
- 1:32:34Speaker 4: Oh god, this happened over the Yeah.
- 1:32:36Speaker 10: Okay, well it went well, right, what's the rest of
- 1:32:38Speaker 10: this test?
- 1:32:38Speaker 4: Russn't worry about your show right now. I'm sorry somebody
- 1:32:41Speaker 4: got hit my car. Okay, I'm he enjoyed. He loved
- 1:32:47Speaker 4: the show, but the next morning found out that he
- 1:32:50Speaker 4: lost his friend died, so he said, really a big
- 1:32:54Speaker 4: swing of emotions over the weekend.
- 1:32:56Speaker 10: Oh I'm so sorry.
- 1:32:58Speaker 3: And listen, man, here's the thing.
- 1:32:59Speaker 5: It's not this person wasn't in traffic like they weren't
- 1:33:01Speaker 5: in traffic like he just ran to stop sign and
- 1:33:03Speaker 5: hits pedestrians thirty eight years old. Thirty eight years old
- 1:33:06Speaker 5: was walking on the sidewalk. It wasn't like he was
- 1:33:09Speaker 5: speeding down seventy five or not.
- 1:33:10Speaker 3: I mean he you know, he hit another car and
- 1:33:13Speaker 3: cause I mean he hit somebody walking.
- 1:33:16Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:33:16Speaker 10: Yeah, that's tough. That's the And there's literally it's one
- 1:33:20Speaker 10: of those things, you know what this is Nope, perfect dimension,
- 1:33:23Speaker 10: it's a perfect debate because there's it's such a person
- 1:33:26Speaker 10: a person, case by case thing. Because dude, I met
- 1:33:29Speaker 10: a hundred year old a couple of weekends ago at
- 1:33:31Speaker 10: a comedy show. This man looked at me, and one
- 1:33:34Speaker 10: hundred year old people are very proud to let you
- 1:33:36Speaker 10: know that they are one hundred years old.
- 1:33:38Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they can't wait to tell you I did it.
- 1:33:40Speaker 10: I'm one hundred years old. They then they hit you
- 1:33:43Speaker 10: with their like look what I can do stuff. They're like,
- 1:33:46Speaker 10: I can dance. Yeah, this man just danced in front
- 1:33:50Speaker 10: of me.
- 1:33:50Speaker 5: Remember when Jack Teeter wanted to tell you was Teeter
- 1:33:52Speaker 5: turned upside down thing and he would jump three and
- 1:33:54Speaker 5: just up the ground.
- 1:33:55Speaker 4: And I can still do this.
- 1:33:56Speaker 10: Yeah, And I trust that guy driving. But I also
- 1:33:59Speaker 10: know like seven year old to eighty year olds that
- 1:34:01Speaker 10: are not as mentally sharp off of just what how
- 1:34:04Speaker 10: what kind of life they've lived or genetics.
- 1:34:07Speaker 5: Texture comes in and says, fifty six year old nurse,
- 1:34:09Speaker 5: I absolutely agree there should be some kind of testing,
- 1:34:12Speaker 5: perhaps at the age of seventy. However, our demographic would
- 1:34:15Speaker 5: never vote that in, and that would be a weird
- 1:34:17Speaker 5: legislation to put in. I don't know how many people
- 1:34:20Speaker 5: would really fight it. I mean, like depth, at at
- 1:34:22Speaker 5: eighty years old you have to get a vision test.
- 1:34:24Speaker 5: I mean I think maybe at seventy seventy five. I
- 1:34:27Speaker 5: mean even with you know, we kind of know that
- 1:34:29Speaker 5: our health is better for a longer period of time
- 1:34:32Speaker 5: now just because of scientific and medical you know, advancements.
- 1:34:36Speaker 5: But still, I mean, if you can't see, or your
- 1:34:38Speaker 5: reaction time is like like you've had ten beers, but
- 1:34:41Speaker 5: but you haven't.
- 1:34:42Speaker 4: But you see how how strong that desire is and
- 1:34:46Speaker 4: how people want not clutch onto their autonomy because that
- 1:34:49Speaker 4: person we'd never voted in. Another one said, no one's
- 1:34:52Speaker 4: taken my keys away. It's like, if you can't see,
- 1:34:55Speaker 4: if you can't if you can't pass a vision test,
- 1:34:59Speaker 4: should you really be driving? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you should
- 1:35:02Speaker 4: not be driving. You shouldn't know, and you have to
- 1:35:04Speaker 4: accept that that might be you one day and that's
- 1:35:08Speaker 4: when you have to hang up the key.
- 1:35:10Speaker 3: How about this one here, a friend of my mom's
- 1:35:12Speaker 3: just bought a new car. How old do you think
- 1:35:13Speaker 3: the person is?
- 1:35:14Speaker 10: Ninety three, eighty eight, eighty one, ninety six old ninety six?
- 1:35:21Speaker 10: If they're hackling for the old Ford focus, they're like.
- 1:35:25Speaker 12: You can't.
- 1:35:26Speaker 10: Oh that's hilarious. Yeah, I mean just terrifying.
- 1:35:30Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:35:30Speaker 10: Look, look for the ninety six year old new car
- 1:35:34Speaker 10: owner tried.
- 1:35:35Speaker 4: To pay for it with gold dust. Go to the
- 1:35:38Speaker 4: right side. At least it has the latest safety features exactly.
- 1:35:42Speaker 10: The safety future will be the lot keeping that guy
- 1:35:44Speaker 10: out of it.
- 1:35:44Speaker 4: Why is my car telling me to break the airbag?
- 1:35:47Speaker 4: May break? Ahead? All right, we're a seven six one
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- 1:35:54Speaker 4: back in one second.
- 1:36:00Speaker 2: Were Rosspagic sponsored by jo Just Calmo, or Lando's injury attorneys.
- 1:36:08Speaker 4: Hey, this is Kay.
- 1:36:09Speaker 17: So I'm actually dealing with this situation with my grandfather
- 1:36:13Speaker 17: where he's got a bit of dementia and he doesn't
- 1:36:17Speaker 17: need to drive. I talked with his doctor who kind
- 1:36:20Speaker 17: of was like, yeah, you're right. There is actually a
- 1:36:23Speaker 17: form that you can fill out. You can get it
- 1:36:25Speaker 17: from the DMV. Have the doctor, sign it and submit
- 1:36:28Speaker 17: it and they will revoke their license.
- 1:36:34Speaker 19: I went through the same thing recently with my mom.
- 1:36:37Speaker 19: We found a concierge service called Go Go Grandparents. It's
- 1:36:42Speaker 19: got a monthly fee, but there's three phone numbers, one
- 1:36:45Speaker 19: for an uber, one for shopping, and one to have
- 1:36:50Speaker 19: grocery sent to you. It gives them a little bit
- 1:36:53Speaker 19: more independence. Just another example of twenty twenty six.
- 1:36:59Speaker 20: Thanks to the car keys away from my grandfather, we
- 1:37:01Speaker 20: found out pretty quickly that he had a second set
- 1:37:04Speaker 20: because we got a phone call that my grandfather had
- 1:37:06Speaker 20: driven into the security gates of Lockheed Martin.
- 1:37:09Speaker 10: Oh take the battery out of the car.
- 1:37:10Speaker 20: After that, and got him a tricycle. And then one
- 1:37:13Speaker 20: day he takes the tricycle out, doesn't come back for
- 1:37:15Speaker 20: a long time, couldn't find him, and then we get
- 1:37:18Speaker 20: a phone call of who found him. And what happened
- 1:37:21Speaker 20: was my grandfather rode that tricycle up fifty East Colonial
- 1:37:24Speaker 20: from Waterford Lakes towards Titusville, where there's no sidewalks and
- 1:37:28Speaker 20: ended up at a bar.
- 1:37:30Speaker 3: Your Grandpa's a legend. I don't know if you know that.
- 1:37:32Speaker 10: What she said like that, I can't wait till I
- 1:37:34Speaker 10: don't have to drive anymore.
- 1:37:35Speaker 16: Clifford plus Bob and I was about sixteen, you know,
- 1:37:39Speaker 16: seventeen in Tallahassee.
- 1:37:40Speaker 10: I drove a ninety seven Civic and.
- 1:37:43Speaker 16: I had an old little lady in a pink Cadillac
- 1:37:47Speaker 16: rub me off the road, cracked my brand new wheel.
- 1:37:51Speaker 16: Later on, maybe the next day or so, I heard
- 1:37:53Speaker 16: on the evening news that the oldest driver in Florida
- 1:37:57Speaker 16: lives in Tallahassee.
- 1:37:58Speaker 10: Yees, so she drove right.
- 1:38:04Speaker 4: I'm eighty seven years old. I might not be able
- 1:38:08Speaker 4: to save, but I can still drive.
- 1:38:10Speaker 17: My feel.
- 1:38:13Speaker 10: Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show, Real Radio one
- 1:38:16Speaker 10: oh four point one.
- 1:38:17Speaker 3: I'm Jumnor's Death. Hello, Jack Anne Ross is here as well.
- 1:38:21Speaker 10: Worst place, worst place to crash into a gate at lockheat. Yeah,
- 1:38:25Speaker 10: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's gonna be it. That's yeah,
- 1:38:28Speaker 10: one thing you don't want to get into a car.
- 1:38:30Speaker 5: Actually, game's got like thirteen billion voult running threat and
- 1:38:32Speaker 5: they got six snipers on you.
- 1:38:34Speaker 3: I mean, you won't make it a foot.
- 1:38:39Speaker 10: Beginning that Jim goes, oh.
- 1:38:44Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not good, and then he take his try
- 1:38:46Speaker 3: to go to the bar.
- 1:38:48Speaker 10: And now you got a rifle pointed at some old
- 1:38:50Speaker 10: homie because they think you're trying to break in and
- 1:38:52Speaker 10: get plans. You're an operative. Yeah, where are you? Where
- 1:38:57Speaker 10: are you from? I don't know what's going on, jack
- 1:39:02Speaker 10: I wanted to ask you a question, buddy.
- 1:39:04Speaker 3: Yes, sir, this is a real easy thing because I'm
- 1:39:07Speaker 3: just interested in your opinion. You went to Francesco's this
- 1:39:10Speaker 3: weekend for Valentine's Day dinner?
- 1:39:11Speaker 16: We did?
- 1:39:12Speaker 4: Absolutely? Did you get the laagna? Absolutely? I love the
- 1:39:16Speaker 4: lazagna there. It was great and it was so much
- 1:39:19Speaker 4: Let's see we I told you we took some home.
- 1:39:23Speaker 3: Oh yeah it was.
- 1:39:24Speaker 4: It was my lunch the next day, and you know, Brad,
- 1:39:27Speaker 4: my wife got the chicken palm had one of their salads,
- 1:39:31Speaker 4: and of course you have to stop eating your entree
- 1:39:33Speaker 4: at some point to get it packed up because you
- 1:39:35Speaker 4: always have to save room for the tier massuse you do,
- 1:39:37Speaker 4: which we did.
- 1:39:38Speaker 3: And we had a lovely, very nice Any chance, did.
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: You h know?
- 1:39:42Speaker 4: Just the salad? Okay?
- 1:39:43Speaker 10: Yeah, you got to talk his language here, Yeah, Jackie,
- 1:39:46Speaker 10: he's what he wants.
- 1:39:47Speaker 4: App combo.
- 1:39:49Speaker 3: Because we went out. I got some car Pasha, which
- 1:39:51Speaker 3: is one of my favorite apps.
- 1:39:52Speaker 4: Love that very much.
- 1:39:53Speaker 5: What did you do for Valentine's It's too much food? Yeah,
- 1:39:55Speaker 5: it is way too much. But it's good though, because
- 1:39:57Speaker 5: that means you get the lunch the next day. And
- 1:39:59Speaker 5: I'm telling you that that lasagna is absolutely out of
- 1:40:01Speaker 5: this world, which I.
- 1:40:02Speaker 4: Did, and lasagna one of the foods where it's as good,
- 1:40:06Speaker 4: if not better. Heat it up one, you know, as leftovers,
- 1:40:11Speaker 4: and the next that Saturday afternoon, my wife and I enjoyed.
- 1:40:14Speaker 3: The same lunch we did to Valentine's dinner.
- 1:40:16Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:40:17Speaker 4: Absolutely, where'd you go?
- 1:40:18Speaker 10: Oh? Man? Next question? I don't want to talk about it.
- 1:40:24Speaker 4: I mean that sounded an option here.
- 1:40:26Speaker 10: Okay, just real quit that you all, Wow, that is
- 1:40:28Speaker 10: your act.
- 1:40:29Speaker 4: You're sitting You didn't learned that you are sitting in
- 1:40:32Speaker 4: a room that has microphones almost like we're we come
- 1:40:36Speaker 4: here to talk.
- 1:40:37Speaker 10: Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna cry if I talk about it. Well,
- 1:40:39Speaker 10: don't cry. Then well that I'm not going to talk
- 1:40:41Speaker 10: about it.
- 1:40:41Speaker 9: But what what do you mean?
- 1:40:44Speaker 4: You have to work a lot?
- 1:40:45Speaker 10: Listen? I worked a lot this weekend. I had Valentine's
- 1:40:48Speaker 10: Day comedy shows Daytona Beach. They were an absolute blast.
- 1:40:52Speaker 6: Wow, I feel like We're Olivia all of a sudden
- 1:40:54Speaker 6: being explained.
- 1:40:55Speaker 10: To the god.
- 1:40:56Speaker 5: You're good, So the mother, You're so good, So the mother,
- 1:41:00Speaker 5: and the one who loves you the most, and the
- 1:41:02Speaker 5: one who dresses your kid up and comes out to
- 1:41:05Speaker 5: the park so that you can you guys can have
- 1:41:07Speaker 5: Scooby Doo photo moments.
- 1:41:10Speaker 3: That person did not get a Valentine's Day or something
- 1:41:12Speaker 3: or not only.
- 1:41:14Speaker 10: Did she not get a Valentine's Day, she also didn't
- 1:41:16Speaker 10: get a Valentine's Night. She didn't get I did not
- 1:41:21Speaker 10: see her on Valentine's Day.
- 1:41:23Speaker 11: I was.
- 1:41:23Speaker 10: I was from sun up sundown, left the home at
- 1:41:27Speaker 10: eight forty five, came back one thirty am.
- 1:41:30Speaker 4: That was my Saturday day now, But your stand up
- 1:41:34Speaker 4: was probably done much closer to nine or so, I
- 1:41:37Speaker 4: would say, where would you? You didn't go right home?
- 1:41:40Speaker 10: Smoked a joint in a green room. But what I'm
- 1:41:42Speaker 10: trying to say, And then I had to be sober,
- 1:41:43Speaker 10: so I eat a lot of food and I just
- 1:41:45Speaker 10: wandered around Daytona for another hours before I felt comfortable
- 1:41:47Speaker 10: driving a car.
- 1:41:51Speaker 4: That was too easy.
- 1:41:53Speaker 10: I'm such a bad lie. We're just not good at it.
- 1:41:58Speaker 10: If you're gonna ask I told you I didn't want
- 1:42:00Speaker 10: to talk about it, so I'm just rolling around. He
- 1:42:03Speaker 10: did say that, just roaming around race weekend, and people like,
- 1:42:07Speaker 10: how was the race? I'm like, I'm just no, not now.
- 1:42:11Speaker 10: I would, dude, I was jogging after midnight, so I'd
- 1:42:14Speaker 10: be like, I gotta break a sweat, dude, I gotta
- 1:42:16Speaker 10: get home. But then this weird Homeland Security officer bought
- 1:42:20Speaker 10: me a drink Daytona.
- 1:42:24Speaker 4: Dude.
- 1:42:24Speaker 10: It things things get weird after comedy shows. It was
- 1:42:28Speaker 10: like a fever dream of a weekend. A lot of
- 1:42:30Speaker 10: comedy met, a lot of people did not see. My
- 1:42:33Speaker 10: wife still need to.
- 1:42:34Speaker 4: Make up for it. Back to you, Jim, it's it's
- 1:42:37Speaker 4: not often that Jim is speechless. I don't know what
- 1:42:40Speaker 4: to say. I mean, you had me until after the show.
- 1:42:42Speaker 5: I smoked a dube and then just wandered throughout Daytona,
- 1:42:46Speaker 5: encountering Randos offering me drinks while your wife was home.
- 1:42:51Speaker 4: Baby. You could have been home at his wife is
- 1:42:54Speaker 4: home with the baby, he's out partying with ice agents.
- 1:43:00Speaker 10: For the nice agent. And then you're gonna tell me
- 1:43:04Speaker 10: to be like, all right, just one save and go home.
- 1:43:06Speaker 10: I got questions how you're doing. Let's talk about it.
- 1:43:09Speaker 10: You're at the crossroads of like American everything right now.
- 1:43:14Speaker 10: And his answers were pretty good, which, by the way,
- 1:43:16Speaker 10: Ross thought six PM, right, what.
- 1:43:21Speaker 3: An ice agent says to a stoned wanderer.
- 1:43:25Speaker 6: He's a comic.
- 1:43:26Speaker 10: It was a wild, wild weekend.
- 1:43:29Speaker 12: Now.
- 1:43:29Speaker 10: I will tell you this though. My wife is absolutely amazing.
- 1:43:33Speaker 10: When I asked her if I could do these shows
- 1:43:35Speaker 10: months ago, she said, go get it. There's never been
- 1:43:38Speaker 10: a single show that my wife has not supported me on.
- 1:43:42Speaker 10: And I do not take that for granted. Like I said,
- 1:43:44Speaker 10: even a show even we don't. Yeah, I mean she
- 1:43:48Speaker 10: kind of knows about that one. Yeah, she kind of knows,
- 1:43:51Speaker 10: but it's a secret secrets.
- 1:43:55Speaker 3: It says it right there in the title.
- 1:43:56Speaker 10: Yeah, but she's always.
- 1:43:59Speaker 4: Always been go go.
- 1:44:00Speaker 10: If you get a gig offering, should do your absolutely
- 1:44:03Speaker 10: besteste and she has supported that.
- 1:44:05Speaker 5: So, I mean, is it this weekend where you have
- 1:44:08Speaker 5: the makeup dinner coming up? Or this week I mean
- 1:44:10Speaker 5: you have it all set up, got a babysitting set up, a.
- 1:44:12Speaker 10: Nine yards look, yeah, I'll get on that. I will
- 1:44:15Speaker 10: get on that. But there's so many nights right there.
- 1:44:19Speaker 4: I think you just gave him the idea.
- 1:44:21Speaker 10: It's a good idea there, Jim.
- 1:44:22Speaker 4: Listen when the one to my left goes, whoa, okay,
- 1:44:27Speaker 4: run you just run and don't look back, as if
- 1:44:30Speaker 4: you looking back, everything's gonna turn the salt. That's kind
- 1:44:33Speaker 4: of don't look back.
- 1:44:33Speaker 5: Yeah, and then uh, I go home when when the
- 1:44:38Speaker 5: most liberal like I had to work, Honey, that's okay,
- 1:44:41Speaker 5: baby says whoa.
- 1:44:42Speaker 10: When I came home, Uh, this is this is the
- 1:44:46Speaker 10: reason why I was like, I'm probably gonna cry if
- 1:44:48Speaker 10: I talk to you guys about this, but I come
- 1:44:49Speaker 10: home and uh, like, guys, I hate to admit it.
- 1:44:53Speaker 10: I love Valentine's Day. I love Valentine's Day. I love
- 1:44:57Speaker 10: getting flowers and chocolate. I just outside of of Babe.
- 1:45:01Speaker 10: I'm busy. Not much, not much from me to her
- 1:45:04Speaker 10: this year, and it is really ruining me, even if
- 1:45:08Speaker 10: I say it publicly. Well, I came home my favorite
- 1:45:12Speaker 10: chocolate two Macarons shape heartpe Heart shape.
- 1:45:17Speaker 4: It's a macaroon, the macaroon macarone. Yeah, toys I've always
- 1:45:21Speaker 4: been I don't know on that one.
- 1:45:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:45:23Speaker 10: I'm not saying it's Gyro eurobad, but it's out there.
- 1:45:26Speaker 5: So you came home and after you did your stand up,
- 1:45:30Speaker 5: smoked random joint, hung out with random ice agent till
- 1:45:35Speaker 5: or so when you come home, your wife still thought
- 1:45:38Speaker 5: of you. Now, when you came back, what did you
- 1:45:40Speaker 5: bring to set beside what she offered? Because usually that's
- 1:45:42Speaker 5: what we do, my wife and I. We put our
- 1:45:44Speaker 5: cards and everything like right beside each other. Some one
- 1:45:46Speaker 5: week up the next morning we have them and open
- 1:45:48Speaker 5: them up. What did you bring to set beside what
- 1:45:50Speaker 5: she offered?
- 1:45:51Speaker 10: It's just like a tired body man.
- 1:45:53Speaker 4: A tire you said, just a single tie radio.
- 1:45:59Speaker 10: No, just a tie.
- 1:46:00Speaker 4: She brought her a spare and all season radio.
- 1:46:02Speaker 10: Just a tired husband.
- 1:46:04Speaker 4: You brought home a tired husband.
- 1:46:06Speaker 10: I was pooped.
- 1:46:07Speaker 4: What a gift?
- 1:46:09Speaker 10: Can I say pooped? As an adult?
- 1:46:11Speaker 11: I was?
- 1:46:12Speaker 10: Yeah. I was knackered and uh I mean.
- 1:46:15Speaker 3: Those uh yeah, conversations with ice agents will do.
- 1:46:18Speaker 16: That to you.
- 1:46:19Speaker 1: It was exhausting.
- 1:46:20Speaker 10: Yeah, he had a back brace, just had a little
- 1:46:22Speaker 10: spinal fusion.
- 1:46:23Speaker 3: I feel good about getting away from him.
- 1:46:25Speaker 10: Yeah. I almost ran into this pun, But this pun
- 1:46:28Speaker 10: is actually not that bad. It was that's what got
- 1:46:30Speaker 10: us into the conversation. So it was an icebreaker. Oh
- 1:46:37Speaker 10: that's literally what I was about to say. Naturally, I
- 1:46:39Speaker 10: tell the fun but here comes to like the tear jerker. Man, Okay,
- 1:46:42Speaker 10: what's the tear jerk. I'm eating these heart and shaped
- 1:46:44Speaker 10: cookies while you're at home. Yeah, yeah, they're so good.
- 1:46:48Speaker 10: She got me the autological dessert. So it's a pistachio
- 1:46:52Speaker 10: nut that looks like, oh yeah, my favorite dessert.
- 1:46:55Speaker 4: I love them.
- 1:46:56Speaker 10: I love them, and I'm eating that and I look
- 1:46:59Speaker 10: up and I see a card on the mantle.
- 1:47:02Speaker 4: Oh my god, almighty, this card when you forgot from Christmas, dude.
- 1:47:07Speaker 10: The front of the card was a handprint of half
- 1:47:11Speaker 10: a heart, and then the other half of the heart
- 1:47:14Speaker 10: was a smaller handprint that made a lobsited hard and
- 1:47:18Speaker 10: it's your your wife, and your son's handprints doing some
- 1:47:22Speaker 10: like arts and craft stuff. When I was out in
- 1:47:25Speaker 10: Daytona talking to Ice.
- 1:47:30Speaker 4: I understand you had an opportunity to entertain, and sometimes
- 1:47:35Speaker 4: in this line of work that will conflict with certain holidays.
- 1:47:39Speaker 6: This is going to be good.
- 1:47:41Speaker 10: That's the end of the sentence.
- 1:47:43Speaker 4: However, However, however, it's never the end of the sentience.
- 1:47:48Speaker 4: My wife had to work on Valentine's Day. I went
- 1:47:51Speaker 4: with her to her gig. It was an old town
- 1:47:53Speaker 4: that was a blast, but in an hour drive. Right,
- 1:47:57Speaker 4: So because of that, we celebrated earlier, right, so we
- 1:48:01Speaker 4: you know, we plan and that's why we went out
- 1:48:05Speaker 4: and we had a lovely dinner and with my valentine,
- 1:48:08Speaker 4: my bride. Yeah, but you being awake, knowing you're gonna
- 1:48:13Speaker 4: be away, there was no thought about having a card
- 1:48:17Speaker 4: for her already prepared or something there for her to
- 1:48:21Speaker 4: discover in your absence, to have something to remember you
- 1:48:24Speaker 4: buy on that day? Did that one just slip by you?
- 1:48:29Speaker 17: Yeah?
- 1:48:30Speaker 10: Yeah, a little bit.
- 1:48:32Speaker 4: Now we're good, like she's wee by the way, And
- 1:48:37Speaker 4: who told you that?
- 1:48:39Speaker 10: It's just like the room?
- 1:48:40Speaker 4: The room?
- 1:48:42Speaker 3: The room told you that everything was cool?
- 1:48:44Speaker 4: Hey's o your dog?
- 1:48:46Speaker 1: Just like a vibe?
- 1:48:47Speaker 10: Yeah, just something in the air, the diffuser. But how
- 1:48:51Speaker 10: did you keep it together with the hand heart thing?
- 1:48:55Speaker 10: I mean I wept, I didn't I wept. That was
- 1:48:57Speaker 10: when on my couch at like one in the more.
- 1:49:00Speaker 10: That would have stupid ice agent collapsed me.
- 1:49:03Speaker 5: That would have collapsed me, dude, I would have never
- 1:49:07Speaker 5: forgiven myself if I come home and there's baby hand
- 1:49:10Speaker 5: mama hand heart and on my card that I did
- 1:49:12Speaker 5: not return.
- 1:49:13Speaker 10: Dude, it's perfectly like, not symmetrical at all.
- 1:49:16Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 1:49:16Speaker 10: At first I'm like, what is this abstract?
- 1:49:19Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:49:19Speaker 11: You know?
- 1:49:20Speaker 10: Then yeah yeah, and then like the words inside not
- 1:49:24Speaker 10: one scribble, not like not one mess up. When I
- 1:49:27Speaker 10: write a card, there's a couple of little blackout, little
- 1:49:30Speaker 10: one letters that I'm like, oh.
- 1:49:32Speaker 4: I there's never been an easier time in the history
- 1:49:36Speaker 4: of man to be prepared for stuff or to remind
- 1:49:39Speaker 4: yourself of specific events. I speak to that device you
- 1:49:44Speaker 4: carry around in your pocket where you can just speak
- 1:49:46Speaker 4: to it and have it remind you at any time
- 1:49:48Speaker 4: of day to do something. So might I recommend that
- 1:49:52Speaker 4: the fact that next year February fourteenth, Valentine's Day will
- 1:49:56Speaker 4: be also Super Bowl Sunday immediate followed by President's Day,
- 1:50:02Speaker 4: so you will get the day off after Super Bowl Sunday,
- 1:50:05Speaker 4: but that is Valentine's Day. So maybe you can put
- 1:50:08Speaker 4: that in your phone with a couple reminders so you
- 1:50:11Speaker 4: won't have this again.
- 1:50:13Speaker 6: Does this sound like Jackson Personal Olympics?
- 1:50:16Speaker 4: I can't.
- 1:50:16Speaker 3: I'm just waiting for him to tell me you can't
- 1:50:17Speaker 3: drive anymore?
- 1:50:18Speaker 4: I know, all right?
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- 1:52:43Speaker 3: You got a young lady won two, three, four or five?
- 1:52:45Speaker 10: That's the four four. There you go, Jessica, Jessica, how
- 1:52:48Speaker 10: you doing, Goad? How are you doing great?
- 1:52:51Speaker 3: Want to play a little game with us?
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- 1:52:54Speaker 4: It's harm.
- 1:52:59Speaker 1: On the Gym Bird Show, where we figure out.
- 1:53:01Speaker 2: Which celebrity has successfully hoarded them most of mine, no telling,
- 1:53:05Speaker 2: no efforts, Just who won capitalism the hardest?
- 1:53:08Speaker 1: Let's play?
- 1:53:10Speaker 4: Yeah, did tell thee forget it was?
- 1:53:11Speaker 10: To?
- 1:53:12Speaker 3: Somebody forgot it was Tuesday. Maybe that's good for old Jessica. Here, Jessica,
- 1:53:17Speaker 3: this is a real easy game. You have a question
- 1:53:19Speaker 3: here for you, four answers. Are you ready to go?
- 1:53:23Speaker 1: Yes?
- 1:53:24Speaker 4: All right, here we go.
- 1:53:25Speaker 3: It's National Cauliflower Day. Yum.
- 1:53:28Speaker 4: That's right.
- 1:53:28Speaker 5: Here are three fun facts about cauliflower and one MMA
- 1:53:31Speaker 5: fighter's ear of a lie ew.
- 1:53:33Speaker 4: Not delicious, Yeah, and not delicious? All right, we're talking
- 1:53:35Speaker 4: about My neighbor has one of those. It's hard not
- 1:53:37Speaker 4: to look at it.
- 1:53:39Speaker 10: Man.
- 1:53:39Speaker 5: I do a lot of those dudes in the MMA
- 1:53:41Speaker 5: world for a while because my son trained for that
- 1:53:42Speaker 5: stuff and it was It was bad, so bad it
- 1:53:46Speaker 5: looks like a twin. All right, all right, we're talking
- 1:53:49Speaker 5: about califlower here, Jessica. Which one of these is not true?
- 1:53:52Speaker 4: Ready?
- 1:53:53Speaker 11: Yes?
- 1:53:54Speaker 9: Here we go.
- 1:53:55Speaker 3: Number one cauliflower is actually a mutant flower with X
- 1:53:58Speaker 3: shaped pedals.
- 1:53:59Speaker 4: The part we eat is called the curd. Number two
- 1:54:03Speaker 4: in Italian cauliflower translates to cluster flower.
- 1:54:07Speaker 3: Number three.
- 1:54:09Speaker 5: The big the bigger the head of cauliflower, the stronger
- 1:54:12Speaker 5: the flavor. Or lastly, cauliflower has been cultivated by humans
- 1:54:16Speaker 5: for over two thousand years, originating in the Mediterranean.
- 1:54:21Speaker 4: Which of those isn't true? Number three?
- 1:54:25Speaker 5: No, that's absolutely true. The larger the head of cauliflower,
- 1:54:28Speaker 5: the stronger the flavor. And let me get let me
- 1:54:29Speaker 5: tell you who learned that today, Your man, who was
- 1:54:32Speaker 5: cooking a lot of cauliflower, because I love it, So
- 1:54:34Speaker 5: I had no idea that the bigger the head, the
- 1:54:36Speaker 5: stronger the flavor.
- 1:54:37Speaker 10: So that makes a lot of sense to me, because
- 1:54:39Speaker 10: like cauliflower. Did I married a vegan? So I've had
- 1:54:42Speaker 10: some cauliflower steaks. Yeah, yeah, and some of them are
- 1:54:45Speaker 10: the size of the plate and that checks out.
- 1:54:48Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:54:49Speaker 5: It's one of my favorite things to eat. I love
- 1:54:51Speaker 5: roasting it and just putting hot honey on it.
- 1:54:53Speaker 4: It's so good.
- 1:54:53Speaker 10: Fun time.
- 1:54:54Speaker 3: Depth two, three or five?
- 1:54:56Speaker 10: Let's go three. Let's go three.
- 1:54:57Speaker 3: That is Christina, Christina, how you doing.
- 1:55:00Speaker 16: I'm doing good?
- 1:55:00Speaker 2: How about you?
- 1:55:01Speaker 10: So doing good?
- 1:55:01Speaker 3: Talking about calway flower? Which one of these isn't true?
- 1:55:03Speaker 4: Number one?
- 1:55:04Speaker 5: Cauliflower is actually a mutant flower with X shaped pedals.
- 1:55:07Speaker 5: The part we eat is called the curd.
- 1:55:09Speaker 6: Jack's favorite word.
- 1:55:10Speaker 5: Number two, An Italian cauliflower translates to cluster flower or lastly,
- 1:55:16Speaker 5: cauliflower has been cultivated by humans over two thousand years,
- 1:55:19Speaker 5: originating in the Mediterranean.
- 1:55:25Speaker 3: Number one, No, that's absolutely true. The part that we
- 1:55:31Speaker 3: eat is called the curd. Again, never heard that term
- 1:55:34Speaker 3: in my life.
- 1:55:35Speaker 10: That was the best pregnant pause thinking that she won. Yeah,
- 1:55:39Speaker 10: I have ever felt from you.
- 1:55:41Speaker 4: I was ready for that one. Alright, two or five?
- 1:55:46Speaker 6: Let's go two?
- 1:55:46Speaker 4: Two is Luke? Luke? How you doing? We lost?
- 1:55:50Speaker 10: Sorry he's a broccoli guy.
- 1:55:55Speaker 3: William, how you doing? William? All right, buddy, we're talking
- 1:55:58Speaker 3: about cauliflower. Which one of these is untrue? Number one
- 1:56:02Speaker 3: In Italian cauliflower translates to cluster flower or lastly, cauliflower
- 1:56:07Speaker 3: has been cultivated by humans for over two thousand years,
- 1:56:10Speaker 3: originating in the Mediterranean.
- 1:56:13Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go with the first one.
- 1:56:14Speaker 4: That's the one. But sorry, Luke, I should have done
- 1:56:21Speaker 4: on there. Yeah, what do you think it really means?
- 1:56:26Speaker 1: Not exactly sure.
- 1:56:27Speaker 5: It translates to a cabbage flower. Oh, yeah, cabbage flore
- 1:56:31Speaker 5: they're going to put you on whole body, your regulation
- 1:56:34Speaker 5: well in there. You know, cauliflower has been cultivated by
- 1:56:36Speaker 5: humans for over two thousand years, originating in the Mediterranean.
- 1:56:39Speaker 4: True story.
- 1:56:40Speaker 3: A couple of other things you may not know about
- 1:56:41Speaker 3: cauliflower before we get into ross thoughts. The leaves of
- 1:56:45Speaker 3: cauliflower are also edible and contain stronger flavor, which means
- 1:56:50Speaker 3: they're perfect for.
- 1:56:51Speaker 4: Stews or soups.
- 1:56:52Speaker 5: And I can't tell you how stupid I feel throwing
- 1:56:54Speaker 5: all that away all these years. Is that carpet right off?
- 1:56:56Speaker 5: And you're right, it would give a great flavor.
- 1:56:58Speaker 6: I'm telling you, man, there's without breaking down the way
- 1:57:00Speaker 6: the curd may.
- 1:57:02Speaker 5: Roasted cauliflower with a gry air sauce is so good. Guys,
- 1:57:09Speaker 5: I'm telling you up at what's the place that's a
- 1:57:13Speaker 5: little desserts, Jack, it's right up and down Tomont. They
- 1:57:16Speaker 5: they're famous for the little desserts better than sex. No, No,
- 1:57:20Speaker 5: it's a it's a chain restaurant. It's right beside.
- 1:57:22Speaker 4: Uh oh, season's fifty seasons fifty.
- 1:57:24Speaker 5: Two right their appetizer. They used to have an app
- 1:57:27Speaker 5: that was ten or twelve dollars, and it was an
- 1:57:29Speaker 5: entire small head of roasted cauliflower, and they would serve
- 1:57:33Speaker 5: it with this gryer cheese sauce.
- 1:57:34Speaker 3: And I swear on my life you turned.
- 1:57:36Speaker 9: Me out of that.
- 1:57:37Speaker 4: I was going there in Jim's like, you have to
- 1:57:38Speaker 4: get the roasted coliflowers first. I at it like that.
- 1:57:41Speaker 3: It's unbelievable, right, right, it's unbelievable. It's so needy.
- 1:57:43Speaker 5: You could understand why vegetarians really like it because it
- 1:57:46Speaker 5: has a good beefy flavor to it, you know.
- 1:57:48Speaker 10: And it soaks up anything you put on it, and you.
- 1:57:51Speaker 3: Could cook it a hundred ways. In my opinion, it's
- 1:57:54Speaker 3: so good.
- 1:57:54Speaker 10: The heaviest cauliflower ever grown was forty eight pounds.
- 1:57:58Speaker 6: Hey, I was going to say seven pounds twenty three?
- 1:58:02Speaker 5: Yes, sixty is the answer. Sixty point nine actually, although
- 1:58:08Speaker 5: although the white version of cauliflower is the most consumed,
- 1:58:12Speaker 5: what other colors does cauliflower come in?
- 1:58:14Speaker 4: Purple?
- 1:58:15Speaker 10: That's one, Yeah, I've had that. Green that's one. But
- 1:58:19Speaker 10: it's called like a redikio, I think, isn't it? Is
- 1:58:21Speaker 10: it ridkio?
- 1:58:21Speaker 3: Kind of like the oh really, I think so?
- 1:58:23Speaker 10: But I'm not one hundred on that, but I know
- 1:58:25Speaker 10: lion king Rafiki.
- 1:58:26Speaker 3: And then lastly, which is the most unique one?
- 1:58:29Speaker 10: Blue?
- 1:58:31Speaker 6: I's gonna say black, but black green.
- 1:58:36Speaker 5: Orange is the answer. Oh wow, orange cauliflower. And actually
- 1:58:39Speaker 5: it's weird. They all have different flavor the health benefits
- 1:58:46Speaker 5: like one has higher counts of vitamin see, one has
- 1:58:48Speaker 5: higher counts of it's kind of wild. And then lastly here,
- 1:58:52Speaker 5: well that's an Italian cauliflower translates the cabbage flower. There
- 1:58:55Speaker 5: you go, cauliflower on this day.
- 1:58:57Speaker 10: About ten years ago, roughly give or to a couple
- 1:59:00Speaker 10: of years. I heard somebody call it ghost broccoli. Never
- 1:59:03Speaker 10: left me.
- 1:59:05Speaker 5: You want a great heads up. You got an airfier
- 1:59:07Speaker 5: out there, Take ahead of cauliflower. Cut it up into
- 1:59:10Speaker 5: pieces that are not too small because they'll cook too fast,
- 1:59:13Speaker 5: probably like a little bit bigger than the size of
- 1:59:15Speaker 5: your thumb. Right, Toss those in olive oil, salt, pepper,
- 1:59:19Speaker 5: garlic powder, and red pepper flakes, throwing your air fryer
- 1:59:22Speaker 5: until they almost look burnt. Not quite, But you don't
- 1:59:26Speaker 5: you want more than just that tiny brown You wanted
- 1:59:28Speaker 5: to char a bit and just eat that as a snack.
- 1:59:31Speaker 5: You want to lose weight guys, and you want to
- 1:59:33Speaker 5: be I'm telling you there is nothing in the world
- 1:59:35Speaker 5: like it. You do the same thing with broccoli as well,
- 1:59:37Speaker 5: so freaking good.
- 1:59:38Speaker 10: And it's gonna do some work for you.
- 1:59:40Speaker 4: Oh, it's gonna do some work.
- 1:59:41Speaker 10: It's gonna clean some stuff out.
- 1:59:43Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, your piping's gonna be fine.
- 1:59:45Speaker 10: Yeah thoughts. Yeah, I kind of just teased it. Not
- 1:59:49Speaker 10: too long ago, guys, I had a bunch of comedy shows.
- 1:59:51Speaker 10: And there's one thing about stand up comedy that I
- 1:59:54Speaker 10: know for a fact is that you never know who's
- 1:59:58Speaker 10: in the room. You never know what conversation with an
- 2:00:01Speaker 10: audience member you will. Ever, you can't predict it. And
- 2:00:04Speaker 10: boy meeting a Homeland security agent and a back race
- 2:00:09Speaker 10: fresh off of back surgery is up there. I got
- 2:00:12Speaker 10: to ask him some questions, I got to pick up
- 2:00:14Speaker 10: on his vibe, and I thought it was very fascinating,
- 2:00:17Speaker 10: worth enough to share it with everybody on this awesome platform.
- 2:00:20Speaker 4: Right, let's find out what happened next, guys.
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- 2:00:35Speaker 4: I'm glad they haven't started doing it yet, because.
- 2:00:38Speaker 2: If they already started it, my man, you still have
- 2:00:41Speaker 2: forty bells a hey, because there's no way.
- 2:00:42Speaker 4: That he's man. Yeah, no way, Thank you, buddy.
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- 2:02:49Speaker 4: Now that's cool.
- 2:02:50Speaker 10: I got caught red handed. I didn't do anything for
- 2:02:54Speaker 10: my wife for Valentine's Day, which seems to be somehow
- 2:02:57Speaker 10: even more than not anything like it's what's worse zero
- 2:03:01Speaker 10: or like a really bad gift, A really bad.
- 2:03:05Speaker 5: Gift shows an attempt. Oh that's tough one, right, Yeah,
- 2:03:10Speaker 5: really bad gift. I mean, you can strike out on
- 2:03:12Speaker 5: the gift, but at least the attempt is there. You
- 2:03:14Speaker 5: thought to go and do something, and I believe that
- 2:03:17Speaker 5: most women would give you at least credit for doing that.
- 2:03:20Speaker 5: To do nothing means you didn't think about it at all,
- 2:03:23Speaker 5: and I think that's a tough one.
- 2:03:24Speaker 10: I hear you, and I call your bet. But I
- 2:03:27Speaker 10: would also like to throw out some bad gifts examples
- 2:03:31Speaker 10: that I have heard over the past.
- 2:03:32Speaker 3: The one to my left has very wide eyes.
- 2:03:36Speaker 10: Now, okay, okay, I's.
- 2:03:37Speaker 4: Just giving your heads up. When you said nothing, she
- 2:03:39Speaker 4: opened way wid.
- 2:03:40Speaker 10: I still think. I still think bad, bad gifts can
- 2:03:45Speaker 10: be worse than nothing.
- 2:03:48Speaker 3: Now what I mean by that?
- 2:03:49Speaker 4: But that ground means show me, okay that or the
- 2:03:53Speaker 4: gators are hungry?
- 2:03:54Speaker 10: Yeah there he is, there he is, did you hear him?
- 2:03:57Speaker 10: There's the guy who was about to bring into this
- 2:03:58Speaker 10: phray Okay, because I was. I can't even say it
- 2:04:04Speaker 10: without laughing. What Jack, what was the worst gift you
- 2:04:07Speaker 10: ever got your wife? I don't believe it tells me
- 2:04:12Speaker 10: other than her engagement ring. You're gonna tell me this
- 2:04:17Speaker 10: is worse than nothing. Al You're gonna tell me this
- 2:04:19Speaker 10: is better than nothing.
- 2:04:21Speaker 16: A real deal.
- 2:04:21Speaker 10: This is a real deal.
- 2:04:23Speaker 18: Sheets.
- 2:04:23Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, your wife cookie sheet.
- 2:04:28Speaker 7: No.
- 2:04:28Speaker 6: I think it's a vacuum cleaners.
- 2:04:30Speaker 4: A vacuum was it was not.
- 2:04:33Speaker 6: It was a cheap one, and it was a cheap one.
- 2:04:37Speaker 10: You're gonna tell me that's worse than nothing.
- 2:04:40Speaker 4: Nothing?
- 2:04:40Speaker 10: That was in the Valentine's gift? That was a Christmas
- 2:04:43Speaker 10: gift to the family, to the family. What did the
- 2:04:46Speaker 10: cards say on the wrapped gift?
- 2:04:50Speaker 4: Plug it in? First to the to the family, and
- 2:04:52Speaker 4: Merry Christmas Santa.
- 2:04:56Speaker 10: So I feel comfortable saying like there's a bad gifts
- 2:05:00Speaker 10: out there.
- 2:05:00Speaker 4: I have to agree.
- 2:05:03Speaker 5: If you give your wife a vacuum cleaner for Valentine's Day,
- 2:05:06Speaker 5: that's worse than giving her nothing.
- 2:05:09Speaker 4: I will go out on that limb.
- 2:05:10Speaker 10: That's fine, now, deb in your defense, I had to
- 2:05:12Speaker 10: dig in the deep bottom bag of Jack's worst moments
- 2:05:16Speaker 10: to pull that example out. Yeah, but it does exist.
- 2:05:19Speaker 10: I did not, and I'm still working on it. It
- 2:05:22Speaker 10: sits about mid mid tier, mid mid tier. I had
- 2:05:26Speaker 10: a bunch of work. I had a bunch of comedy
- 2:05:27Speaker 10: shows out in Daytona, and this weekend was insane because
- 2:05:32Speaker 10: every show in Daytona, people are talking about, like, oh,
- 2:05:35Speaker 10: the state bird is It's gonna be the Flamingo. We
- 2:05:37Speaker 10: need to change our capital to Daytona Beach, take it
- 2:05:41Speaker 10: out of Tallahassee. We need to take it out of Tallahasseee.
- 2:05:44Speaker 10: Sam Ronnie d down to Daytona.
- 2:05:47Speaker 3: Yeah, he fitting there like a chance.
- 2:05:49Speaker 10: Due.
- 2:05:50Speaker 5: I mean, nobody's gonna fit into Daytonah like a dude
- 2:05:52Speaker 5: walking around and lifted boots.
- 2:05:53Speaker 4: In the suit.
- 2:05:57Speaker 10: I have gone through so many emotions with Daytona and
- 2:06:00Speaker 10: I've just learned to love it. In this comedy club,
- 2:06:02Speaker 10: all the people who showed out, it was awesome. Now
- 2:06:04Speaker 10: there are some people, some memorable faces that jumped out
- 2:06:08Speaker 10: during this week because you never know who's in the audience.
- 2:06:10Speaker 10: You I've met politicians, I've met people. I'm like, you're here,
- 2:06:14Speaker 10: Johnny damp Care at top, You're just like you never
- 2:06:18Speaker 10: know because it's dark and you just look at the
- 2:06:20Speaker 10: audience and that's what you're so used to seeing. But
- 2:06:22Speaker 10: then while you're performing stand up and when it's going well, especially,
- 2:06:26Speaker 10: you kind of think it's me and them and we're dancing,
- 2:06:30Speaker 10: and you kind of lose the individual. I don't have
- 2:06:32Speaker 10: time to soak in every single individual face on stage.
- 2:06:36Speaker 10: So here's some Valentine's Day weekend Jim. I'm over here
- 2:06:40Speaker 10: doing all these jokes. There's this young couple right there
- 2:06:43Speaker 10: front row. I go, how old are you? And mind
- 2:06:46Speaker 10: you when you answer this question, everyone else in this
- 2:06:49Speaker 10: room is going to be pissed because they were very young. Okay,
- 2:06:53Speaker 10: twenty and nineteen. First comedy show. Oh wow, not drinking
- 2:06:57Speaker 10: at all. Also two weeks dating over here, giving them
- 2:07:00Speaker 10: advice about having a kid throughout my entire act and
- 2:07:04Speaker 10: they're like, this is four, which yeah, real awkward. But
- 2:07:07Speaker 10: I got to talk to him afterwards. It was great.
- 2:07:10Speaker 10: Talked to another guy who has a son who's an
- 2:07:13Speaker 10: influencer and his content is out there weird. He shows
- 2:07:16Speaker 10: it to me. I'll do small talk. On the last
- 2:07:19Speaker 10: show on Friday, I kept getting heckled, and I deal
- 2:07:24Speaker 10: with Heckler's maybe not like every other comedian, but I
- 2:07:27Speaker 10: always just don't want to go into the belly of
- 2:07:29Speaker 10: the beast. If you engage, that's the direction of where
- 2:07:32Speaker 10: the show is going. Sure, yeah, yah, so I would ignore.
- 2:07:34Speaker 10: I would ignore. I think on the third time he interjected,
- 2:07:37Speaker 10: I just think I said into the microphone, everything you
- 2:07:40Speaker 10: have said has been painfully not funny. And then I
- 2:07:45Speaker 10: think it happened to fourth, maybe even a fifth time.
- 2:07:47Speaker 10: By the end. Oh, he kept going, he kept going.
- 2:07:49Speaker 10: I never really engaged it until the very end. I
- 2:07:51Speaker 10: look at him, and this guy's wearing a back breeze
- 2:07:55Speaker 10: and I say a joke at the end that is
- 2:07:58Speaker 10: a sexual theme to not FCC approved. And then he
- 2:08:02Speaker 10: heckled on the sexual joke, and I go, you were there,
- 2:08:05Speaker 10: That's why you're in a back brace. I put you
- 2:08:08Speaker 10: in that. And then that got a big jack, a
- 2:08:11Speaker 10: big laugh. Hey, I'm sorry, sorry, that got a big
- 2:08:15Speaker 10: That guy got me the laugh. I end my set
- 2:08:18Speaker 10: on that. My name's Ross, have a great night. Afterwards,
- 2:08:20Speaker 10: back brace guy and I are, He goes, I'm Homeland
- 2:08:23Speaker 10: security man, I'm going through it.
- 2:08:25Speaker 4: I go, what Oh, he starts laying it down on you, dude.
- 2:08:27Speaker 10: He basically explains at least how how I took it.
- 2:08:31Speaker 10: He explained his behavior, why he was being well, why
- 2:08:35Speaker 10: he felt comfortable interjecting.
- 2:08:37Speaker 4: Hurt my back, caning around Christy Nomes makeup case.
- 2:08:43Speaker 10: So next thing I know, he goes, let me buy
- 2:08:45Speaker 10: you a beer. He doesn't know this comedy club has
- 2:08:48Speaker 10: been comping every single one of my beers. But I
- 2:08:50Speaker 10: feel like this is a time that I'll be like, hey,
- 2:08:52Speaker 10: if Homeland Security wants to. He literally has the jacket
- 2:08:56Speaker 10: he showed me in the car and everything. Everybody in
- 2:08:59Speaker 10: the he went to the car with us.
- 2:09:01Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, sad Ice agent man, Oh my god, that's
- 2:09:04Speaker 8: one sad Ice.
- 2:09:05Speaker 5: You were one fate cast away from me in a
- 2:09:07Speaker 5: well right now exactly what's oh my god, you get
- 2:09:11Speaker 5: that dud is Michael Jordan and you the whole night?
- 2:09:13Speaker 4: How are you not on the other side of the
- 2:09:15Speaker 4: border right now?
- 2:09:16Speaker 7: Right?
- 2:09:17Speaker 4: It was odd?
- 2:09:17Speaker 10: Now color He goes, he buys me a beer. All
- 2:09:20Speaker 10: of my beer has been free, and I didn't tell
- 2:09:22Speaker 10: him that. I was just like, I kind of want to.
- 2:09:24Speaker 10: I kind of wanta federal agent buying me a beer.
- 2:09:26Speaker 10: That seems cooler than like I already got it. So
- 2:09:29Speaker 10: he buys me a beer. We start talking. The first
- 2:09:31Speaker 10: thing he goes like, he immediately he's he's kind of tipsy.
- 2:09:34Speaker 4: He's a little drunk.
- 2:09:35Speaker 10: So he starts immediately going into the conversation of like
- 2:09:39Speaker 10: what everybody wants to talk about. I'm like, so, how
- 2:09:42Speaker 10: are you doing it?
- 2:09:42Speaker 4: I'm not doing good.
- 2:09:43Speaker 10: I'm going throughly right, and you know, like I'm a Christian.
- 2:09:47Speaker 10: I'm a Christian. He starts pouring his guts to me
- 2:09:50Speaker 10: on this bar.
- 2:09:51Speaker 3: Oh, there's no reason he's known you for forty minutes,
- 2:09:55Speaker 3: no reason not discoll his entire life story from back Bracetel.
- 2:09:58Speaker 10: Now I know, like this one which, by the way,
- 2:10:02Speaker 10: we talked about the surgery, got his little spinal fusion
- 2:10:05Speaker 10: and all of that.
- 2:10:06Speaker 3: Pine troll with this guy, I think I met a sister.
- 2:10:09Speaker 10: So I go ahead, we start talking. Next thing, he knows, uh.
- 2:10:13Speaker 10: He he palms me and he tips me, gives me
- 2:10:16Speaker 10: fifty dollars.
- 2:10:16Speaker 3: CAP fifty fifty dollars.
- 2:10:19Speaker 4: Those guys are getting paid now getting paid. He just
- 2:10:23Speaker 4: he just took that from a guy down the road.
- 2:10:25Speaker 10: So he goes ahead, he gives me fifty bucks. He
- 2:10:27Speaker 10: leans in and goes, I gave one hundred dollars to
- 2:10:29Speaker 10: an immigrant family not too long ago. I just feel bad,
- 2:10:33Speaker 10: but I believe in law. So what am I supposed
- 2:10:35Speaker 10: to do asking me that.
- 2:10:38Speaker 4: Fifty, I'll give you an answer.
- 2:10:43Speaker 10: I looked at it finally. At that point, I'm like,
- 2:10:45Speaker 10: I'm not the guy. I'm so sorry. Man, you need
- 2:10:50Speaker 10: what's the word I'm looking for friends? Yeah, that you
- 2:10:53Speaker 10: need a support system. I was your jesture rented out
- 2:10:57Speaker 10: for the night. I just yelled like art and butt
- 2:11:00Speaker 10: jokes for about forty five minutes.
- 2:11:02Speaker 4: That's not the whole act.
- 2:11:03Speaker 10: Don't judge, but like, it's not the smartest of comedy.
- 2:11:06Speaker 10: I'm just trying to make you guys laugh. Everybody and
- 2:11:09Speaker 10: anybody will. I'll figure out their little their little code.
- 2:11:12Speaker 10: But this guy just opened up to me about everything
- 2:11:16Speaker 10: that he's going through, about the perception that his whole
- 2:11:19Speaker 10: department is getting, and man, it was just such an
- 2:11:23Speaker 10: odd I felt like, to be honest with you, I
- 2:11:26Speaker 10: had this thought, and I know this is gonna probably
- 2:11:28Speaker 10: be someone inflammatory, but it reminded me of like post
- 2:11:33Speaker 10: war soldiers. Oh really, cause he a bit of a confessional. Yeah,
- 2:11:38Speaker 10: because he was on a leave because of this whole
- 2:11:40Speaker 10: back surgery.
- 2:11:41Speaker 3: And it got some time to reflect on what he's
- 2:11:43Speaker 3: been doing and stuff.
- 2:11:44Speaker 10: Suppose maybe or maybe that's the alcohol, or maybe that
- 2:11:47Speaker 10: was just like the couple of laughs that he probably
- 2:11:49Speaker 10: had that he had the entire night. But man, I've
- 2:11:52Speaker 10: just thrown this out here. If you are in that group, man,
- 2:11:56Speaker 10: don't bring it up to the comedians.
- 2:12:00Speaker 4: Especially not before the show.
- 2:12:01Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, it was right after the show. Yeah, what
- 2:12:04Speaker 10: I'm saying, Yeah, you know that before the show, it's
- 2:12:06Speaker 10: a totally different machine. And now all of a sudden,
- 2:12:08Speaker 10: now I have some quivers in that maybe in the
- 2:12:09Speaker 10: air crowd work stuff to worry the back brace so much.
- 2:12:12Speaker 10: But man, it was just for me personally. And now
- 2:12:17Speaker 10: I'm sure there's gonna be some people that disagree with me.
- 2:12:19Speaker 10: Here is that I I I don't want to say
- 2:12:23Speaker 10: I felt for him, because I'm pretty sure you can
- 2:12:25Speaker 10: hear it once again, who I am and what my
- 2:12:27Speaker 10: voice is. I'm not necessarily agreed with what he does.
- 2:12:31Speaker 10: But you put anybody in front of me who's going
- 2:12:34Speaker 10: through it, and the first thing that might be somewhat
- 2:12:38Speaker 10: I don't know if you feel the same way like
- 2:12:40Speaker 10: anybody going through it and they're right in front of you. Yeah, yeah,
- 2:12:43Speaker 10: you want. I want to help, like I I want
- 2:12:46Speaker 10: to help. Can I help?
- 2:12:47Speaker 4: Even the guy who.
- 2:12:48Speaker 3: Runs the guillotine has a tired.
- 2:12:49Speaker 4: Arm like I didn't.
- 2:12:52Speaker 10: It's not like I wanted to help him with his job,
- 2:12:54Speaker 10: but I wanted to help him via conversation. I gotta
- 2:12:57Speaker 10: just get let him spill the beads a little bit.
- 2:12:59Speaker 3: Just be therapist. You were his therapist that night.
- 2:13:02Speaker 10: It got real, real, real weird. Very quickly go in
- 2:13:06Speaker 10: for a hug. Yeah, we hugged.
- 2:13:08Speaker 4: You hugged a dude.
- 2:13:08Speaker 10: I hugged a Border Patrol agent in a back brace
- 2:13:12Speaker 10: and then I hit him on the back and I
- 2:13:14Speaker 10: got all plastic with my rings. Yeah, it was like
- 2:13:18Speaker 10: a clattering of a hug. It sounded like legos going downstairs.
- 2:13:23Speaker 4: It was, it was.
- 2:13:24Speaker 10: It was an odd thing. What I'm trying to get at.
- 2:13:27Speaker 10: It's just like, I guess, maybe just hold your alcohol
- 2:13:30Speaker 10: out in the public.
- 2:13:31Speaker 5: Did he talk about his family or anything, or his
- 2:13:33Speaker 5: wife or kids or that it was, you know, whether
- 2:13:36Speaker 5: his job was having an effect on his life other
- 2:13:38Speaker 5: than that.
- 2:13:38Speaker 10: I did not ask about his wife for kids. That
- 2:13:41Speaker 10: was never brought up he was there with a bunch
- 2:13:43Speaker 10: of other friends and by the end of it it
- 2:13:44Speaker 10: was just him by himself out of ballar.
- 2:13:46Speaker 3: How long was this encounter between you and he?
- 2:13:48Speaker 10: Thirty minutes?
- 2:13:50Speaker 4: Are you serious?
- 2:13:51Speaker 10: Twenty five thirty minutes in total.
- 2:13:53Speaker 3: Well, he palmed you that fifty for your time. He
- 2:13:54Speaker 3: was clocking in.
- 2:13:55Speaker 10: Yeah, no, I hit it for another I guess, man,
- 2:13:58Speaker 10: I don't. It was just it's really weird to see
- 2:14:01Speaker 10: all of the news, all of this and all the
- 2:14:04Speaker 10: divisiveness right now, and then all of a sudden, a
- 2:14:06Speaker 10: human face going to do it and you never you
- 2:14:09Speaker 10: never get to see I never got to see that aspect,
- 2:14:12Speaker 10: and I don't think you're ever going to see that,
- 2:14:14Speaker 10: you know, on mainstream or massive platforms or social media.
- 2:14:18Speaker 10: But just know that exists that they feel. They yeah,
- 2:14:23Speaker 10: they feel, and those are your rass thoughts. I'm out
- 2:14:25Speaker 10: all right, bro seven nine four one text us seven
- 2:14:28Speaker 10: seven zero three one. It's only money Next with Scott
- 2:14:30Speaker 10: Brown from Edgewater Family Wealth.
- 2:14:49Speaker 13: Welcome back to everyone and kudos to Jack on the
- 2:14:53Speaker 13: dison for Christmas.
- 2:14:54Speaker 6: That would have been awesome, man.
- 2:14:57Speaker 1: My wife and I love useful things that pro gifts,
- 2:15:00Speaker 1: so yeah, that would have been a one of this household. Yeah,
- 2:15:05Speaker 1: great job, Jack, we believe anybody.
- 2:15:08Speaker 4: I'm a practical book.
- 2:15:10Speaker 10: I guess I get it all right, cheers everyone tell
- 2:15:12Speaker 10: you buddy.
- 2:15:13Speaker 4: Hey guys, it's Cooch.
- 2:15:15Speaker 18: Last year, for my wife's fifty fifth birthday, I have
- 2:15:19Speaker 18: a picture of her standing there proudly holding her birthday gift,
- 2:15:25Speaker 18: not a third horse power, but a one half horse
- 2:15:27Speaker 18: power garbage disposal. She does have a big smile on
- 2:15:32Speaker 18: her face.
- 2:15:32Speaker 16: Huh.
- 2:15:33Speaker 4: Now that's how you get them growth.
- 2:15:35Speaker 8: Because that's where she's going to be putting your body later.
- 2:15:39Speaker 8: And the creative ways. It just filled her with so
- 2:15:42Speaker 8: much creative.
- 2:15:42Speaker 4: One finger tied up.
- 2:15:43Speaker 10: Yeah, I know where it's I know which part goes
- 2:15:45Speaker 10: in first.
- 2:15:46Speaker 6: Oh yeah, thank you Ross.
- 2:15:48Speaker 3: Parts all right for our seven nine text seven seven
- 2:15:51Speaker 3: zero three one.
- 2:15:52Speaker 4: Welcome back. I'm Jim.
- 2:15:53Speaker 3: There's deb Hello Jack and Ross. Oh yeah, let's do
- 2:15:56Speaker 3: It's only money.
- 2:15:58Speaker 2: People passionate amounting for their future.
- 2:16:01Speaker 1: Braw a love investment, rifts to build. Isn't that really
- 2:16:07Speaker 1: just common sense financial advice?
- 2:16:12Speaker 2: Oh okay, here it's all with money with Scott Throwns
- 2:16:16Speaker 2: from the Edgewater Family World.
- 2:16:18Speaker 4: Good labbody's got.
- 2:16:23Speaker 5: Familywil dot com, Edgewater Familywealth dot com. Thirty eight plus
- 2:16:27Speaker 5: years right here in town as a fiduciary, helping people
- 2:16:30Speaker 5: make their money last longer, make their money smarter, all
- 2:16:33Speaker 5: those fun things, make your money smarter. Yeah, yeah, that's close, right,
- 2:16:37Speaker 5: Can we make money smarter? I don't know, buddy, I
- 2:16:39Speaker 5: know that you can make it smarter.
- 2:16:40Speaker 4: Can make people smarter?
- 2:16:41Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 2:16:41Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go with their.
- 2:16:42Speaker 5: Money, with their money like there's been a long day dog. Yeah,
- 2:16:45Speaker 5: coming at me after a three eight weekend. I'm just
- 2:16:47Speaker 5: we're just checking you hey real quick before we get
- 2:16:49Speaker 5: anything through it. That's what I want to know me
- 2:16:52Speaker 5: that I say you Valentine's Day. You know, we've only
- 2:16:56Speaker 5: known each other a short period of time. I'm not
- 2:16:58Speaker 5: sure how you look at that day. Is that something
- 2:17:01Speaker 5: you take seriously? You and your wife do some things,
- 2:17:03Speaker 5: or we took it so seriously we spent it separate?
- 2:17:06Speaker 4: Oh you did so?
- 2:17:07Speaker 22: My wife did what was it the when the women
- 2:17:09Speaker 22: get together Valentine? You did that with some buddies at
- 2:17:12Speaker 22: the beach and you did a palatine.
- 2:17:13Speaker 4: I did nothing. Oh you did watch Smart Man. I
- 2:17:17Speaker 4: watched the Simpsons.
- 2:17:18Speaker 5: I think, oh yes, Well, that's we're in the professional
- 2:17:23Speaker 5: stage of relationships now, or you don't need that stuff anymore.
- 2:17:25Speaker 22: Well, I mean we do stuff like that, you know,
- 2:17:28Speaker 22: like listen, if my wife says I want to go
- 2:17:29Speaker 22: to dinner, I take the woman to dinner. So you know,
- 2:17:32Speaker 22: I mean, it's not you know, Valentine's Days great, first
- 2:17:34Speaker 22: of all, it's nuts if you go to a restaurant.
- 2:17:36Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well if you can get in. Yeah.
- 2:17:38Speaker 22: So it's like I'm like, listen, go have fun with
- 2:17:40Speaker 22: your friends, have a good time, and we'll we'll make
- 2:17:42Speaker 22: up on Valentine's Day later.
- 2:17:44Speaker 5: To the restaurant this weekend and they told me you
- 2:17:46Speaker 5: can't go to the bar it's two packed, so just
- 2:17:48Speaker 5: go somewhere else.
- 2:17:48Speaker 4: And Drake basically joking. Yeah, no, I get. I mean
- 2:17:53Speaker 4: several people have told me they do it the night
- 2:17:54Speaker 4: before now.
- 2:17:55Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think Jack did that, did you not?
- 2:17:57Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 2:17:58Speaker 4: Very nice?
- 2:17:58Speaker 10: All right.
- 2:17:59Speaker 5: Scott joins us every single Tuesday around this time to
- 2:18:01Speaker 5: talk about things in the financial world, mostly how he
- 2:18:04Speaker 5: can make your life a little better by helping you
- 2:18:06Speaker 5: with your finances, whether it be your IRA or four
- 2:18:09Speaker 5: oh one k A plan to have you save some money.
- 2:18:11Speaker 5: So that your long term outlook is a little better.
- 2:18:14Speaker 5: And also during this time we encourage you seven seven
- 2:18:17Speaker 5: zero three one text questions because although we might not
- 2:18:20Speaker 5: get to it today, the questions that Scott's about to
- 2:18:22Speaker 5: get to right now came in last week and we
- 2:18:24Speaker 5: add a number of them.
- 2:18:25Speaker 3: So let's get to it, buddy. What do you got first?
- 2:18:27Speaker 22: Yeah, So the first question somebody asked was what do
- 2:18:30Speaker 22: I think about trading these all these trading platforms that
- 2:18:33Speaker 22: advertise these twenty dollars like for twenty dollars you can
- 2:18:36Speaker 22: get started trading, YadA, YadA, YadA, And what I.
- 2:18:39Speaker 4: Think is not much.
- 2:18:40Speaker 22: I mean, I look, if you're if you have twenty
- 2:18:42Speaker 22: dollars and you're going to put it somewhere, I would
- 2:18:46Speaker 22: say savings account is the first place I would consider
- 2:18:49Speaker 22: what they're trying to do. And I hate to do
- 2:18:51Speaker 22: this again but because I do it a lot, but
- 2:18:53Speaker 22: it's it's something that bothers me is that they're trying
- 2:18:55Speaker 22: to basically addict you to the idea that you can
- 2:18:59Speaker 22: trade twenty up to ten grand or ten grand up
- 2:19:02Speaker 22: to one hundred grand, or whatever it is. And this
- 2:19:03Speaker 22: is what I would say to you before you put
- 2:19:06Speaker 22: twenty dollars in one of these trading platforms with all
- 2:19:08Speaker 22: the green and red blinking lights they like to show you.
- 2:19:11Speaker 22: Before you do that, I want you to sit down
- 2:19:13Speaker 22: and write down the names of the people that you
- 2:19:16Speaker 22: know have traded themselves to wealth.
- 2:19:18Speaker 4: I should just sit down right now, write down their names.
- 2:19:21Speaker 4: Get a new penn, get a new pen out.
- 2:19:23Speaker 22: You probably need a lot of paper for this, yeah, right,
- 2:19:26Speaker 22: and recognize that you literally don't know you know a
- 2:19:29Speaker 22: person who saved their way to wealth. You know a
- 2:19:31Speaker 22: person who sold a business for wealth. You know a
- 2:19:34Speaker 22: doctor or a highly paid professional who now has wealth.
- 2:19:38Speaker 22: You know a person who was a tradesman that just
- 2:19:41Speaker 22: created a good thing for themselves and maybe sold their business.
- 2:19:44Speaker 4: To you know those people. Yeah, but you don't know.
- 2:19:47Speaker 22: What you don't know is a person who started with
- 2:19:50Speaker 22: twenty dollars and traded their way to millions of dollars.
- 2:19:54Speaker 4: So you know, I do not know any of those people.
- 2:19:57Speaker 5: And almost forty years in the business, you do not
- 2:19:59Speaker 5: know one human being is started with twenty dollars and
- 2:20:02Speaker 5: then turn that into a fortune.
- 2:20:03Speaker 22: I don't know a person that started with ten grand
- 2:20:05Speaker 22: and traded their way too.
- 2:20:06Speaker 4: I mean, like I literally don't know. I've said this
- 2:20:09Speaker 4: before on the air.
- 2:20:10Speaker 22: I have been in the business now actually approaching forty years,
- 2:20:13Speaker 22: and I know lots of advisors in town. I would
- 2:20:16Speaker 22: argue I probably know ten of the top fifteen advisors
- 2:20:19Speaker 22: in this town in terms of the assets that they
- 2:20:21Speaker 22: manage and the tenure of their careers. Many of them
- 2:20:24Speaker 22: have been in the business as long as I have.
- 2:20:26Speaker 22: Not one of them has helped or knows a person.
- 2:20:30Speaker 22: Has helped a person trade their way to wealth. They've
- 2:20:32Speaker 22: helped them accumulate, They've helped them be thoughtful, They've helped
- 2:20:35Speaker 22: them build a process. They've helped them with their tax implications,
- 2:20:38Speaker 22: they've helped them, helped them with reducing costs, they've helped
- 2:20:40Speaker 22: them with distributions, They've helped.
- 2:20:42Speaker 4: Them with all kinds of things.
- 2:20:43Speaker 22: But one of the things they have not done is
- 2:20:45Speaker 22: taken ten grand, five grand, three grand and turned it
- 2:20:48Speaker 22: into a million dollars by trading it in the short term.
- 2:20:50Speaker 4: So my answer to you is, what do I think
- 2:20:53Speaker 4: of them? I don't. I don't make them at all.
- 2:20:56Speaker 5: And one of the reasons, you know, when we first met,
- 2:20:58Speaker 5: you know, in one of our early conversations, I thought
- 2:21:00Speaker 5: One of the biggest issues with that was is that,
- 2:21:05Speaker 5: you know, social media is basically telling people that you
- 2:21:08Speaker 5: can do that very thing.
- 2:21:08Speaker 3: You know, so many accounts are like, hey, if you.
- 2:21:10Speaker 5: Just do these couple of steps, and young people believe
- 2:21:13Speaker 5: that because the idea of saving for thirty years bores
- 2:21:16Speaker 5: them senseless.
- 2:21:17Speaker 3: And I get that it is boring. I promise you
- 2:21:19Speaker 3: it's boring.
- 2:21:20Speaker 4: But the good news is it works. There is a
- 2:21:22Speaker 4: way to trade your way to wealth, but it's part
- 2:21:25Speaker 4: of an exclusive club. I think they call it.
- 2:21:27Speaker 9: Congress.
- 2:21:28Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, Nancy Pelosi will help you with that.
- 2:21:31Speaker 4: Yeah for sure. So I mean I think there was
- 2:21:33Speaker 4: I supposed to say that. Fine, it's true.
- 2:21:35Speaker 22: So let's listen. Just understand that all they're trying to
- 2:21:40Speaker 22: do is gamify it. The same people who like to gamble,
- 2:21:42Speaker 22: the same people who like to do you know, polymarkets
- 2:21:44Speaker 22: and all of these these things, like to gamble on
- 2:21:47Speaker 22: the pitch count, like to gamble on what color.
- 2:21:49Speaker 4: Shoes the NBA players going to.
- 2:21:50Speaker 22: Those are the people that are targeting, and I would argue,
- 2:21:53Speaker 22: you don't want to be one of those.
- 2:21:55Speaker 3: And it's an easy click to scott. You look at it,
- 2:21:57Speaker 3: you come third you're like, oh, that's intriguing. Click, yeah,
- 2:21:59Speaker 3: you know that's you know.
- 2:21:59Speaker 4: And then you know now you're in right, I have
- 2:22:02Speaker 4: a new investment strategy, Scott, tell me what you think?
- 2:22:05Speaker 4: I'm just putting my money on Team USA Hockey. Yeah.
- 2:22:08Speaker 4: I think that's a good idea. Hey, all of it,
- 2:22:10Speaker 4: all of it. Now, I'm still sticking at five dollars.
- 2:22:14Speaker 22: What are the questions you have? Or so the other
- 2:22:16Speaker 22: question was what does it cost to work with Scott?
- 2:22:18Speaker 22: And I That's a tough question to answer, and I'm
- 2:22:20Speaker 22: not trying to dodge it, so I'll do my best.
- 2:22:21Speaker 22: We're asset based, so you know a lot of times
- 2:22:23Speaker 22: there a lot of there's a company out there right
- 2:22:25Speaker 22: now that advertises quite a bit, we do better when
- 2:22:27Speaker 22: you do better. You've seen these sure, So that's pretty
- 2:22:31Speaker 22: much across the industry. They act like they're the ones
- 2:22:33Speaker 22: that came up with this or the only ones doing it.
- 2:22:35Speaker 22: Most advisors are compensated for the assets they manage. So
- 2:22:39Speaker 22: if you have ten thousand dollars with them, they make
- 2:22:41Speaker 22: a percentage of that ten. If you have one hundred
- 2:22:43Speaker 22: thousand dollars, typically they'll charge you less of a percentage.
- 2:22:46Speaker 22: But they get paid, so they get paid. The business
- 2:22:49Speaker 22: model we used to have was commission based. Right back
- 2:22:51Speaker 22: when I started the business in eighty seven, it was
- 2:22:54Speaker 22: you got paid for the trade, right, That was the
- 2:22:56Speaker 22: way the business was designed. We all realized that wasn't
- 2:22:58Speaker 22: so good for the investment or because the question, Jim is,
- 2:23:01Speaker 22: am I calling you to do a trade because it's
- 2:23:03Speaker 22: the right trade to do?
- 2:23:04Speaker 4: Or am I calling you because my mortgages do right
- 2:23:06Speaker 4: right right? And we all realize that was flawed.
- 2:23:08Speaker 22: So what happened over time is we develop this asset
- 2:23:10Speaker 22: based model where people get a percentage of assets. Sometimes
- 2:23:13Speaker 22: it's one percent, sometimes it's two percent, sometimes it's half
- 2:23:15Speaker 22: a percentage just depends on how much money you have
- 2:23:18Speaker 22: with the person.
- 2:23:19Speaker 4: So what I would say to you is depending on
- 2:23:21Speaker 4: your asset size, that that would determine what you would pay.
- 2:23:24Speaker 22: I would argue on average, the average, the average is
- 2:23:27Speaker 22: probably about fifty basis points to one one percent or
- 2:23:31Speaker 22: half of a percent percent, and that's what you can
- 2:23:33Speaker 22: expect to pay. And if you have a lot of money,
- 2:23:35Speaker 22: it'll probably be closer to half a percent. If you
- 2:23:38Speaker 22: have some money, it's probably closer to one percent per.
- 2:23:41Speaker 10: Years and The good news is about that is it's transparent.
- 2:23:45Speaker 22: You see it on your statement, you see what the
- 2:23:47Speaker 22: charge is. And as I tell people, if you're not happy,
- 2:23:49Speaker 22: you take your toy somewhere else. There's no back end feed,
- 2:23:52Speaker 22: there's no trickery at the end. So it's pretty straightforward.
- 2:23:55Speaker 22: There are people who like that that system. There are
- 2:23:58Speaker 22: people who don't and criticize it. Everything's got flaws, but
- 2:24:01Speaker 22: on average that's the way.
- 2:24:02Speaker 1: The system very nice.
- 2:24:03Speaker 4: Yeah, what about you have? First?
- 2:24:04Speaker 22: Well, I I the question I had for everybody today
- 2:24:08Speaker 22: we can go round robin here is what is your
- 2:24:10Speaker 22: policy on loaning people money?
- 2:24:14Speaker 4: Now?
- 2:24:15Speaker 5: I think the word people has to be defined a
- 2:24:17Speaker 5: little bit more than just people, because people is like
- 2:24:20Speaker 5: random everybody, like somebody who works in the building i've
- 2:24:22Speaker 5: met twice, or as people also include your family, siblings, mom, dad,
- 2:24:26Speaker 5: I think yeah, I mean I mean maybe not your kids,
- 2:24:29Speaker 5: not your dependents, right yeah, yeah, but like if your
- 2:24:33Speaker 5: your cousin or your brother in law or whatever comes.
- 2:24:37Speaker 4: To you what I need one thousand bucks for this reason? Yeah?
- 2:24:41Speaker 4: What what is your stock answer?
- 2:24:43Speaker 5: It's no for me because unfortunately, what I have found
- 2:24:47Speaker 5: out in my life is that's almost a Garant. I'm
- 2:24:50Speaker 5: almost paying a thousand dollars to ruin a relationship because
- 2:24:53Speaker 5: it never worked out the way you want to. It doesn't,
- 2:24:56Speaker 5: It doesn't. I'm paying you a thousand dollars to never
- 2:24:58Speaker 5: talk to you again, because inevitably, if you're asking me
- 2:25:01Speaker 5: for a thousand dollars, you've managed yourself in a position
- 2:25:04Speaker 5: that you can't you know. And this is assuming I
- 2:25:06Speaker 5: know your position. You're a family member or friend or whatever. Right,
- 2:25:09Speaker 5: I've done it one time before, and you know it didn't.
- 2:25:13Speaker 5: It took a little too long to you know, to
- 2:25:16Speaker 5: kind of resolve itself. So I just kind of said, nah,
- 2:25:18Speaker 5: I've rather just give you the money.
- 2:25:20Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. If you come up and you.
- 2:25:21Speaker 5: Said I'm five hundred short, I'll just give you the
- 2:25:22Speaker 5: five hundred and that's how it will be.
- 2:25:24Speaker 3: And then if you can get it back, you can.
- 2:25:25Speaker 3: But I'm not gonna I'm not gonna bird myself with that.
- 2:25:28Speaker 4: Yep.
- 2:25:29Speaker 6: It would depend on who the person is.
- 2:25:31Speaker 8: I would have a hard time saying no to my mom, sure,
- 2:25:34Speaker 8: you know, right, or my brother, But once you start
- 2:25:37Speaker 8: getting into those ancillary easily, the only answer I would
- 2:25:40Speaker 8: have is I don't have it.
- 2:25:42Speaker 4: Yeah, good, one. It depends for me family, Yeah, yeah,
- 2:25:46Speaker 4: it's pretty much a given. Well for the most of them,
- 2:25:48Speaker 4: there's one, and there's always one.
- 2:25:52Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 2:25:52Speaker 4: For the people I know, if I know how much
- 2:25:54Speaker 4: they earn, then I know they're a good risk. But
- 2:25:56Speaker 4: if not, no, it'sauce dog.
- 2:25:58Speaker 10: I think I'm like an across the board. Yea, if
- 2:26:01Speaker 10: you ain't my wife, kid, Yeah, I got questions follow
- 2:26:06Speaker 10: up back.
- 2:26:06Speaker 4: To you, yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you doing? Yeah?
- 2:26:09Speaker 10: Yeah, I am a hard No, I think, yeah, oh
- 2:26:13Speaker 10: how about you?
- 2:26:13Speaker 22: Well, for me, I have a policy and it obviously
- 2:26:16Speaker 22: this is kind of confined to immediate family type people,
- 2:26:19Speaker 22: cousins and people like that. It's it's I don't loan money.
- 2:26:24Speaker 22: That's the end of the story. I will everybody gets one.
- 2:26:26Speaker 22: It's been my policy. Like, if you need five hundred
- 2:26:29Speaker 22: bucks because the car blew up, or the air conditioner's
- 2:26:32Speaker 22: gone out, or the kid's teeth are rotten in their face,
- 2:26:35Speaker 22: let to your point. I mean, everybody gets one, but
- 2:26:38Speaker 22: I'm not loaning you money. I will give you within reason. Obviously,
- 2:26:41Speaker 22: this money, I never want to hear about it again
- 2:26:43Speaker 22: because my experience has been it makes people bitter. Yeah,
- 2:26:48Speaker 22: it makes you better, and then they start avoiding you,
- 2:26:50Speaker 22: they stop.
- 2:26:51Speaker 4: Making eye contact.
- 2:26:52Speaker 22: You're at the picnic, and now they're not coming to
- 2:26:54Speaker 22: your side where the potato salad is.
- 2:26:55Speaker 4: Right.
- 2:26:56Speaker 22: Yeah, So, I mean, it's just the weird thing is
- 2:26:58Speaker 22: if you do something like that for somebody, that makes
- 2:27:00Speaker 22: them better. The reason I brought this up is my
- 2:27:03Speaker 22: wife and I mentor mostly my wife mentor some young
- 2:27:05Speaker 22: women who you know, for a variety of reasons, need mentoring.
- 2:27:09Speaker 22: And one of them, in a conversation we were having
- 2:27:11Speaker 22: with these young women, one of them was talking about
- 2:27:13Speaker 22: loaning money to people and how it continually is an
- 2:27:16Speaker 22: issue but she feels bad and this, that and the other,
- 2:27:19Speaker 22: And I'm like, look, you're not helping them, because if
- 2:27:21Speaker 22: they keep coming back, that means they're not solving the problem.
- 2:27:23Speaker 22: Because you keep helping them number one, Number two, they're
- 2:27:26Speaker 22: going to end up better. And number three, you're not
- 2:27:29Speaker 22: helping them achieve a new station in life. And what
- 2:27:31Speaker 22: you're doing is making sure you stay in the station
- 2:27:34Speaker 22: you're in. So I just everybody's got a different policy
- 2:27:38Speaker 22: on it. But to me, my policy again is ever
- 2:27:41Speaker 22: like my one time my brother asked me for money,
- 2:27:43Speaker 22: I said, cool, what do you need, he says, I
- 2:27:44Speaker 22: need a thousand bucks.
- 2:27:45Speaker 4: Good, here you go.
- 2:27:46Speaker 22: Never ask me again. And I think if that's your
- 2:27:48Speaker 22: policy with people, oh hecky yah. Yeah no, because I
- 2:27:51Speaker 22: said I don't want it, right, he wouldn't. He clearly
- 2:27:54Speaker 22: wouldn't have paid me back anyway. But the reality is,
- 2:27:57Speaker 22: I just feel like people sometimes. I'm a people pleaser
- 2:28:01Speaker 22: by design. I mean that's who I am. I want
- 2:28:03Speaker 22: people to like me.
- 2:28:04Speaker 4: Me too, Scott. But but buddy left, Yeah, good work,
- 2:28:08Speaker 4: good luck.
- 2:28:09Speaker 10: So when you said it came off like a flirt,
- 2:28:13Speaker 10: me too, Scott.
- 2:28:15Speaker 4: What are you doing later? So again, Michael Jordan will
- 2:28:19Speaker 4: know you won't hang out. I'm going through it, man.
- 2:28:23Speaker 22: So I think the reality is that everybody needs to
- 2:28:26Speaker 22: be a little bit firm with this. Obviously, there are
- 2:28:28Speaker 22: times when it makes sense to help people out, like
- 2:28:30Speaker 22: they just have had terrible luck or whatever it is.
- 2:28:32Speaker 4: But I would not loan people money. I would give
- 2:28:34Speaker 4: it to it. I also tell you this too, that
- 2:28:36Speaker 4: the tell is is when you say no and they
- 2:28:38Speaker 4: get mad, Yes, you, they just told you, So You've
- 2:28:41Speaker 4: made the right decision because if they go, I understand,
- 2:28:44Speaker 4: I completely understand, still love you.
- 2:28:46Speaker 5: I'll go to another resource or whatever. Then you know,
- 2:28:49Speaker 5: you know the person really maybe was in a position.
- 2:28:51Speaker 5: But if somebody asked you for five hundred and you
- 2:28:53Speaker 5: say no, and they get pissed off about it, yeah,
- 2:28:55Speaker 5: because they think you have it or I know you
- 2:28:57Speaker 5: have it, that's I mean, that just tells the story.
- 2:29:00Speaker 4: A funny story.
- 2:29:00Speaker 22: I learned a relative money once and they had the
- 2:29:02Speaker 22: audacity to say, I don't want a lecture.
- 2:29:04Speaker 1: Though.
- 2:29:05Speaker 22: Oh, I'm like, wait, what I'm paying to give the lecture?
- 2:29:11Speaker 22: But yeah, I thought that was a winner right there.
- 2:29:13Speaker 22: I want the money, but I do not want the lecture. Yeah,
- 2:29:15Speaker 22: I got I got bad news for you.
- 2:29:17Speaker 10: Had someone very close to me. I'm not gonna say
- 2:29:19Speaker 10: it was my brother and he but he's on tour
- 2:29:22Speaker 10: and he's always raising funds to get the theaters and
- 2:29:24Speaker 10: all that, and he asked me if I was like
- 2:29:27Speaker 10: if I was, if I was curious, and I just
- 2:29:29Speaker 10: thought like, there's just there's just no way I'm ever
- 2:29:32Speaker 10: going away to put brothers in that situation.
- 2:29:35Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't.
- 2:29:36Speaker 10: It's just not worth it. Even if I and I
- 2:29:38Speaker 10: do believe in my brother, I think his show's amazing.
- 2:29:40Speaker 10: I think that investment would make money. I'm not doing
- 2:29:44Speaker 10: it because it's just there's way more at risk, you know,
- 2:29:48Speaker 10: and whatever percentages on the back end.
- 2:29:50Speaker 5: It's so funny you you say that, you just reminded
- 2:29:53Speaker 5: me a buddy of mine years ago when we were
- 2:29:55Speaker 5: all playing golf together. Uh, one of my one of
- 2:29:57Speaker 5: my buddies actually was a very very good player, made
- 2:29:59Speaker 5: it on a tour for a while. And his best friend,
- 2:30:01Speaker 5: which is also one of my close friends as well,
- 2:30:04Speaker 5: they used to play these two ball tournaments all throughout
- 2:30:06Speaker 5: Central Florida, these amateur tournaments. Well, the one guy who
- 2:30:09Speaker 5: wasn't the PGA tour guy broke off and he wanted
- 2:30:11Speaker 5: to play one of these amateur tournaments. So he didn't
- 2:30:12Speaker 5: have the buy in. It was three hundred bucks, right,
- 2:30:15Speaker 5: three hundred dollars buy in. He goes, I'll tell you
- 2:30:17Speaker 5: what if you buy me in and I win, Like
- 2:30:19Speaker 5: the purse is like, I'll win like twenty five hundred.
- 2:30:21Speaker 5: I'll pay you back plus some interest or whatever. And
- 2:30:23Speaker 5: I was like, okay, sounds like an investment. I gave
- 2:30:26Speaker 5: him the three hundred. He shoots a crazy score the
- 2:30:28Speaker 5: first day, really good score the first day, and then
- 2:30:30Speaker 5: it completely explodes the second day, of course, and then
- 2:30:34Speaker 5: no shows the third day, I think or something like that,
- 2:30:37Speaker 5: and I just remember to myself and I didn't even
- 2:30:40Speaker 5: get mad. I think we played golf two weeks after that.
- 2:30:42Speaker 5: I was like, lesson learned. That was the cheapest lesson
- 2:30:45Speaker 5: I ever learned for three hundred dollars. For only three
- 2:30:48Speaker 5: hundred bucks, I learned a very valuable lesson. And that's
- 2:30:50Speaker 5: how it kind of struck it up. And I really
- 2:30:52Speaker 5: didn't have it. I own my print shop at the time,
- 2:30:54Speaker 5: and I just kind of wrote it out of my
- 2:30:55Speaker 5: slush account because I wanted to help him out. And
- 2:30:58Speaker 5: I was just like, never again.
- 2:30:59Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's how we all learn.
- 2:31:01Speaker 22: I think we go through that experience and then the
- 2:31:03Speaker 22: relatives not talking to you, or they're bitter or they're
- 2:31:05Speaker 22: complaining that they're you're asking for your money back.
- 2:31:07Speaker 3: Yeah, So that's how I learned. Mine, say right there,
- 2:31:09Speaker 3: because I want to learn more about the books. And
- 2:31:11Speaker 3: also we still have some things for people to sign
- 2:31:13Speaker 3: up for. Uh, just some news real quick. We'll come
- 2:31:15Speaker 3: back and get that with Scott right for this.
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- 2:32:01Speaker 5: Welcome back to the Jim Kober Show. We're ALREADYO one
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- 2:32:34Speaker 5: can really change your life. So you definitely want to
- 2:32:36Speaker 5: go to Edgewaterfamilywealth dot Com. Find those events, pull down
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- 2:32:44Speaker 5: couple books that Scott has that you can download for free.
- 2:32:47Speaker 22: Yeah, you got my book I Never Made Anybody Rich
- 2:32:49Speaker 22: and the guide to using a financial advisor, which is
- 2:32:52Speaker 22: called I Got a.
- 2:32:53Speaker 4: Guy That's Right.
- 2:32:53Speaker 5: And both of those are absolutely free of charge. Scott
- 2:32:56Speaker 5: is terrible at business. I am fully admits it all
- 2:33:00Speaker 5: this time to make these books and he just gives
- 2:33:02Speaker 5: them all out help.
- 2:33:02Speaker 4: You with money. I'm not so grand with it.
- 2:33:04Speaker 10: You know. One of the cool things hate to introject here, Jim,
- 2:33:07Speaker 10: is that like doing the aftermath with Scott. And the
- 2:33:10Speaker 10: one thing that I have absolutely taken away from Scott
- 2:33:12Speaker 10: is that he just said it himself in the last segment.
- 2:33:14Speaker 10: He likes people. He's a people person. Yeah, and what
- 2:33:17Speaker 10: is he doing giving great information for people? It's helped
- 2:33:21Speaker 10: for me already. You can be just like me and
- 2:33:24Speaker 10: making better financial decisions.
- 2:33:25Speaker 5: And by the way, the podcast is aftermath pod dot com.
- 2:33:29Speaker 5: That's aftermath pod dot com. Scott and Ross do some
- 2:33:33Speaker 5: stuff there. They do a little twenty minute shows and
- 2:33:35Speaker 5: they talk about certain topics and how you can get
- 2:33:37Speaker 5: in touch with him and do that cool stuff.
- 2:33:39Speaker 22: Yeah, just go again, go to aftermath pod dot com.
- 2:33:41Speaker 22: You'll catch the Sauce and I talking about money at length.
- 2:33:44Speaker 5: Absolutely again, that's Edguatorfamilywealth dot com. Dad, let's do you
- 2:33:48Speaker 5: heard it here first?
- 2:33:49Speaker 1: Good time for you heard it here first? On the
- 2:33:53Speaker 1: Jim Kolbert Show.
- 2:33:54Speaker 8: The man It's convicted of attempting to assassinate President Trump
- 2:33:57Speaker 8: and sentenced to life in prison is challenging the verdict.
- 2:34:01Speaker 8: Ryan Ruth's attorneys have filed a notice with the US
- 2:34:04Speaker 8: Court of Appeals signaling that he plans to fight both
- 2:34:07Speaker 8: his conviction and the prison time he was ordered to serve.
- 2:34:10Speaker 6: Sir, they found you in the bushes with a gun.
- 2:34:13Speaker 8: Ruth was found guilty last year on all five counts
- 2:34:16Speaker 8: and was sentenced earlier this month.
- 2:34:18Speaker 6: Yeah, knew that was too easy.
- 2:34:19Speaker 10: He went on to say nothing, but he did throw
- 2:34:21Speaker 10: a red flag in the middle of the course.
- 2:34:24Speaker 4: Literally since that guy during like a commercial break, it
- 2:34:27Speaker 4: was easy.
- 2:34:28Speaker 8: A company that specializes and mass surveillance technology is moving
- 2:34:32Speaker 8: its headquarters to Miami.
- 2:34:35Speaker 4: Who is that?
- 2:34:36Speaker 6: Hell and Teer Technology?
- 2:34:38Speaker 9: Oh?
- 2:34:38Speaker 4: Very interesting.
- 2:34:39Speaker 8: A government contractor moved to Denver from Palo Alto, California
- 2:34:43Speaker 8: in twenty twenty and was Colorado's largest publicly traded company.
- 2:34:48Speaker 8: It's moved to Miami marks a significant shift for the
- 2:34:51Speaker 8: business near Trump.
- 2:34:53Speaker 3: That's a Peter Thiel.
- 2:34:54Speaker 4: No, that's the guy with the crazy hair. I thought
- 2:34:57Speaker 4: tal was part of that as well. Maybe not.
- 2:34:59Speaker 8: No, And then finally, this one's more for ross than
- 2:35:02Speaker 8: anyone else but logan Paul don't know if you guys
- 2:35:05Speaker 8: have heard, has set a world record, oh Man, after
- 2:35:09Speaker 8: selling the most expensive trading card ever at an auction
- 2:35:13Speaker 8: for over how much money did he sell this card?
- 2:35:16Speaker 4: I saw it, I did too, Okay, Scott, you only
- 2:35:18Speaker 4: take a shot. Was it like twelve million or something?
- 2:35:20Speaker 6: Sixteen million dollars?
- 2:35:22Speaker 10: Okay?
- 2:35:22Speaker 4: Yeah, eighteen point four million. Let's not give up that
- 2:35:24Speaker 4: A four K and he paid a couple million for?
- 2:35:27Speaker 10: Yeah, I think twelve is the profit of you paid
- 2:35:31Speaker 10: four for.
- 2:35:32Speaker 6: It Yeah, the internet.
- 2:35:32Speaker 8: In WWE Superstar obtained the ultra Ware Ultra Rare Grade
- 2:35:37Speaker 8: ten Pikachu Illustrator card back. In a July twenty twenty
- 2:35:41Speaker 8: one trade, he swapped a PSA Grade nine Pikachu card
- 2:35:45Speaker 8: worth over one million dollars in addition to four million
- 2:35:48Speaker 8: dollars in cash for the deal. Now to described quote
- 2:35:51Speaker 8: holy grail of all Pokemon cards end quote was sold
- 2:35:55Speaker 8: inside a custom necklace worn by Paul at WrestleMania thirty
- 2:35:59Speaker 8: eight his promise to hand deliver it to the winning bidder.
- 2:36:02Speaker 8: Only eight of the Pikachu Illustrator cards have been awarded
- 2:36:06Speaker 8: a PSA Grade nine, and Paul Sale is the only
- 2:36:10Speaker 8: PSA Grade ten.
- 2:36:12Speaker 4: Wow, look at that. That's impressible.
- 2:36:14Speaker 6: It just was Greek to me.
- 2:36:15Speaker 10: All of the signs of like opulence from the wealth
- 2:36:18Speaker 10: I usually digest very easily.
- 2:36:21Speaker 5: I go, I get it this one right, I understand
- 2:36:26Speaker 5: the plane in the big boat. Everybody wants that. I
- 2:36:28Speaker 5: guess it looks good on the magazine cover. Not a
- 2:36:30Speaker 5: damn playing card, sorry collector card.
- 2:36:33Speaker 10: It's a Pikachua.
- 2:36:34Speaker 6: And you heard it here first on the Jim Colbert Show.
- 2:36:36Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 2:36:37Speaker 4: Who do we have to think today only.
- 2:36:39Speaker 8: We want to thank the fabulous Scott Brown with Budgewater
- 2:36:41Speaker 8: Family Wealth.
- 2:36:42Speaker 4: That's a bit much, it is not.
- 2:36:45Speaker 8: Just in case you missed, his Timely Financial Advices podcast
- 2:36:49Speaker 8: has already been posted at.
- 2:36:50Speaker 6: The Jim Colbert Show for you to come in here.
- 2:36:52Speaker 8: Big Dog also want to thank Attorney Mo du Witt
- 2:36:54Speaker 8: for saucing up our Tuesday and last but never leased,
- 2:36:58Speaker 8: Sam Bowen and Candice Rich for running our YouTube chat.
- 2:37:01Speaker 3: Thank you guys, appreciate it as we do every single day.
- 2:37:03Speaker 3: Jackson question oh the day.
- 2:37:05Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 2:37:05Speaker 4: In our YouTube chat, Jim, you had us ask the
- 2:37:08Speaker 4: question have you ever used Klarna to help you pay
- 2:37:11Speaker 4: over time? Yeah?
- 2:37:12Speaker 3: And the reason I brought that up is because there's
- 2:37:14Speaker 3: a massive story. We'll talk about this a little bit
- 2:37:15Speaker 3: more tomorrow about Clarna really almost taking banks over and
- 2:37:18Speaker 3: how banking in the banking industry is kind of refab
- 2:37:22Speaker 3: re looking at the way that they loan and receive money.
- 2:37:25Speaker 4: Interesting stuff.
- 2:37:26Speaker 3: What do they say, hi?
- 2:37:27Speaker 4: Oh, let me say, forty four percent say yes, thirteen
- 2:37:30Speaker 4: percent say yes wow? Really yes? Interesting? Yes?
- 2:37:34Speaker 3: Interesting? I wonder if that's a demo issue.
- 2:37:36Speaker 4: Have you heard about it? Know nothing about it? Yeah?
- 2:37:38Speaker 5: Klarna is a it's a buy here, pay here app
- 2:37:41Speaker 5: or a buy here, pay later app or whatever.
- 2:37:42Speaker 6: It's like a layaway app.
- 2:37:43Speaker 5: Like if I go in, I'm gonna buy a pair
- 2:37:45Speaker 5: of tennis shoes, I can buy the Para Tentis shoes
- 2:37:47Speaker 5: because Clara is gonna let me pay thirty four dollars
- 2:37:49Speaker 5: a month for three or four or five months for
- 2:37:51Speaker 5: my three hundred dollars tennis ship.
- 2:37:52Speaker 4: Seems bad to me. Yeah, no, it's not good.
- 2:37:54Speaker 5: But the problem is is like it's the piece I
- 2:37:57Speaker 5: read today literally is like it's making bankers rethink the
- 2:38:00Speaker 5: way that they look at money and loaning money because
- 2:38:03Speaker 5: these play this thing's going crazy. It was only invent
- 2:38:05Speaker 5: in two thousand and six and it's already like a
- 2:38:07Speaker 5: we talked about it before in a major portion of
- 2:38:09Speaker 5: our audience was using it like on a regular basis.
- 2:38:12Speaker 5: It's actually reassuring you. Here, it's only fourteen percent. Now
- 2:38:15Speaker 5: do you remember when we first did this? I don't
- 2:38:17Speaker 5: do you ever?
- 2:38:18Speaker 9: Not?
- 2:38:18Speaker 4: Really?
- 2:38:19Speaker 3: God, we talked about this before, did we not?
- 2:38:21Speaker 10: I remember this?
- 2:38:22Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 2:38:22Speaker 5: It was a scary high percentage of people who've used
- 2:38:25Speaker 5: Clarina and say that it saved their ass from their
- 2:38:27Speaker 5: power bills to a transmission going mad.
- 2:38:30Speaker 3: It allowed them to break that big payment up into
- 2:38:31Speaker 3: three or four or five payments with no interest. There's
- 2:38:34Speaker 3: no interest if you make it on the chart on time, supposedly, anyway,
- 2:38:39Speaker 3: check it.
- 2:38:39Speaker 5: Out if you don't have to. Yeah, yeah, all right,
- 2:38:44Speaker 5: let's get the hell out of here. Coming up tomorrow,
- 2:38:46Speaker 5: we'll have let's see Scott Maxwell Animal House.
- 2:38:48Speaker 6: We'll have Kenny Talier and the Pedalions of Greater Orlando.
- 2:38:51Speaker 3: Very nice, and we have a dev Jack Ross and Scott.
- 2:38:53Speaker 4: I'm Jim. We followed the new Shuki.
- 2:38:55Speaker 5: They followed the Monsters of the Morning after us Tom
- 2:38:57Speaker 5: and Dan with the corporate time and our fridgs are
- 2:38:58Speaker 5: real laughs. We'll see tomorrow three for more at the
- 2:39:00Speaker 5: Jim Colbert Show. Until then, have yourself a fantastic Tuesday evening.
- 2:39:03Speaker 6: See you tomorrow bye.
- 2:39:06Speaker 10: I don't think so.
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