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Genevieve Angelson Disobeys Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: But you're a guess to my home.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no, guess,
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  Speaker 1: your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff.
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: So how did you dare to surbey me? Welcome to
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: I said, no gifts, temperature winegar. We are in the backyard.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: You know, we're just doing studio or backyard on a
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: case by basis. Usually the cases that I want to
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: be in the backyard. And that's how I felt today.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: So we're back here. It's lovely. What else is going on?
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: Just keep reminding you about the upcoming live show. I
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: mean it's closing in in a way that we should
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: all be panicking at this point. If there are tickets left,
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: you can get one. Otherwise you can get the live stream,
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: and you know, just a reminder. We have Bow and Yang,
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: we have Jeff Hiller, we have Sydney Washington and music
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: from Fen Lily. I mean, if this doesn't do it
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  Speaker 2: for you, unsubscribe, stop subscribing to your cable service or
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: your internet service. Just leave the grid, because I don't
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: need you anymore. Now, is there anything else going on?
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  Speaker 2: Thank God? I have that to talk about because there's
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: simply nothing else happening in my life. I am wearing
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: a belt, so that's you know, maybe I'm try wearing
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  Speaker 2: a belt a little more often. I'm trying to just
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  Speaker 2: look like a put together person. Okay, let's get into
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: the podcast. I adore today's guest. It's Genevieve Angelson. Genevieve,
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  Speaker 2: welcome to I said no gifts.
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  Speaker 3: I've already broken. I'm wearing a belt because I identify
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  Speaker 3: so deep.
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  Speaker 2: You've got a belt on. Is this a recent edition?
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  Speaker 3: I'm really glad you noticed. This is actually all of
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  Speaker 3: this is stolen.
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  Speaker 2: From from a retailer or from a friend, a family member.
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  Speaker 3: From the costumes department on a television show called The
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  Speaker 3: Chicken Sister. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Getting free clothing from a costume department. I mean, that's
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  Speaker 2: the ultimate.
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  Speaker 3: It's so much harder to do than people realize. People
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  Speaker 3: think you get to keep all of your costumes. I've
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  Speaker 3: kept almost none over the years. They never offer this person.
• 2:53
  Speaker 3: Ariana Priest was just such a homie that I was
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  Speaker 3: able to look her in the eye and say, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not doing this blank.
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  Speaker 2: Twice I'm not going because it kind of wasn't under
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  Speaker 2: the table transaction.
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  Speaker 3: Was It absolutely wasn't under the table transaction. That's right.
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  Speaker 2: What else are they going to do with those clothes though,
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  Speaker 2: it's like they were made or picked out for you
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  Speaker 2: for the actors.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Just let them have the clothes.
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  Speaker 3: They're not going to return them to Tzara. That Zara's
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  Speaker 3: moved on.
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  Speaker 2: That's another type of production. That's the sort of thing
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  Speaker 2: I'm making. Save all of the receipts, don't take any
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  Speaker 2: of the tags off. We're taking this back. We don't
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  Speaker 2: have the budget for this.
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  Speaker 3: I like to think. I think ostensibly they keep all
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  Speaker 3: the costumes in case there is some sort of a
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  Speaker 3: either a reshoot or some sort of a plot line
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  Speaker 3: that means that you have a flashback and you need that.
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  Speaker 3: I like to think that they hold on to them
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  Speaker 3: because what they're going to do at Hallmark Plus is
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  Speaker 3: they're going to have a charity auction and that the
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  Speaker 3: show is going to be so successful that just that
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  Speaker 3: costume that I wear and that one montage frame is
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  Speaker 3: going to garner millions.
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  Speaker 2: For thousand, climate change, climate change, animal rescue. It's going
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  Speaker 2: to solve every issue, or it's going to be on
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  Speaker 2: one of those a mannequins at Planet Hollywood when they reopen,
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  Speaker 2: when they relaunch Planet Hollywood as a restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: Just the fact that I've stolen this costume is why
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  Speaker 3: we will all die from climate change. That I am
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  Speaker 3: so so selfish.
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  Speaker 2: But look, listen to this. I already have a storyline
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  Speaker 2: for next season Genevieve's character. I don't know what's the
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  Speaker 2: character's name. May her favorite belt has gone missing. There
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  Speaker 2: you go, she never finds the favorite belt again, because
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  Speaker 2: it's actually at your home.
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  Speaker 3: I'd watch it.
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  Speaker 2: There we go, Hallmark, Hallmark Plus.
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  Speaker 3: Is that what we're tekting right? It's a new stream reach.
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  Speaker 2: Out to me, Hallmark reach out. I've got storylines galore,
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  Speaker 2: most of them to do with belts and excess sprace.
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  Speaker 2: I got a belt I speaking of stolen belt, I
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  Speaker 2: actually did steal one a few months ago from a
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  Speaker 2: thrift store in Utah. Beautiful green belt with kind of
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  Speaker 2: a space age buckle. It's definitely a women's belt, but
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  Speaker 2: it's like, this is for me.
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  Speaker 3: I can't even picture a space age buckle. What did
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  Speaker 3: they wear? Buckles? Do they wear?
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of I would say Jetson's esque. If that
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  Speaker 2: makes any sense. Sure, what's the wife's name on the Jetson's.
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  Speaker 3: Not ready, That's the only one I can.
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  Speaker 2: Think, Samantha no on a lease, Jane, Jane, Jane Jetson
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  Speaker 2: playing Jane.
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  Speaker 3: Jetson, snipering in with the all time?
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  Speaker 2: What's the husband's name? Now? I'm just gonna I was
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  Speaker 2: going to sing, and then I realized I couldn't. George George,
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course George. I can only think of
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  Speaker 2: the Flintstones theme song. Is it similar to the Jetson's
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  Speaker 2: We're the Jetson?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, no it it's Do Do.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: That's I dream of.
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  Speaker 2: That's my dream of Genie or but Witch. That sounds
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  Speaker 2: like a love boat to me or something. That's what
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  Speaker 2: I hear. We have to be able to just we're
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  Speaker 2: talking over dissecting.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, no, Judson's is Jetson's Meet the Jetson right now?
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  Speaker 4: You're doing You're flint Stones. I met George.
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  Speaker 2: That's it his boy. Al Right, Well, now I know
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  Speaker 2: why we don't remember it. It's that's barely a song
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  Speaker 2: compared to the flint Stones. Oh well, the Jetson's they
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  Speaker 2: need to rethink, maybe go back in with computers and
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: replace that. All of the old episodes, they're solid on buckles. Buckle,
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  Speaker 2: back to the buckle. We cannot forget this buckle. It's
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  Speaker 2: gorgeous gold. The belt is green. I thought this is
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  Speaker 2: the accessory for me. It was too big, as most
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  Speaker 2: belts i'm learning are outside of Dren's belts.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't know Bridger, he's very spelt.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a tiny little bug.
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  Speaker 3: I would not describe you as tiny.
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  Speaker 2: I just many people have, many people have.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were going to be more like Conan
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  Speaker 3: in person.
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  Speaker 2: I will say, oh, taller, yes, wow, you're going to
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  Speaker 2: be very tall to be putting out that energy you are.
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  Speaker 2: That's bad for a small person to be putting out
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  Speaker 2: tall energy. That doesn't work, that's bad.
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  Speaker 3: It does not read as you know insecurity.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I'm looking right at the camera. That's bad news.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: A small person with a tall personality.
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  Speaker 3: No, here's what I just imagined you as a young
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  Speaker 3: buck in Utah, tall, closeted and thoughtful. And I just thought,
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  Speaker 3: you know, up there in the clouds you were having
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  Speaker 3: really important.
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  Speaker 2: Tall closeted and thoughtful. The Bridger Winders Story hall Mark
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  Speaker 2: reach Out there's the next show.
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  Speaker 3: Did we gloss over that you stole this bat?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yes, it was stolen from Deseret Industries. Now they're
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  Speaker 2: gonna put my picture up on the wall. That's name
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  Speaker 2: of the thrift store. It's a chain of thrift stores
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  Speaker 2: through Utah, which I just apparently can't stop stealing from.
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  Speaker 2: I've been stealing there since high school. But I stole
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  Speaker 2: the belt. Thought this looks great, but it was too big,
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  Speaker 2: so I ordered a belt whole punch. Have you ever
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  Speaker 2: seen one of these things?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, But I'm I'm really I'm having a hard time
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  Speaker 3: moving on from how competently you're to shop.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm just asking them to take me to court.
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  Speaker 3: Bearing them really.
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  Speaker 2: Ruin me. Deseret Industries, come at me. This could all
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  Speaker 2: be a lie. I'm lying. This is all for show,
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  Speaker 2: for my to make people think I have a tall personality.
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  Speaker 3: Also that no one wanted the green and belt with
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  Speaker 3: the space age bucket.
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  Speaker 2: Oh this, I mean this is it was an absolute
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  Speaker 2: uh what is it called the rough jam? And so
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  Speaker 2: I brought it home. I bought the belt punch, which
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  Speaker 2: I suggest everyone does. It's like nine dollars or something,
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  Speaker 2: such an efficient product. And then I used it to
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  Speaker 2: ruin the belt because I went crazy. I made a
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  Speaker 2: whole bunch of holes in it, and they're all over
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  Speaker 2: the place. And now the belt is unwearable and there's
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  Speaker 2: no there's no turning back, there's no like putting glue
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  Speaker 2: in there or anything. It's now this beautiful thing hanging
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  Speaker 2: in that I just can't use.
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  Speaker 3: This is very challenging because there's no worse podcast fodder
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: than the sound of me laughing all the time. I
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  Speaker 3: have to keep moving the mic away.
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  Speaker 4: We're going allowed to laugh into the mic. Gennepebo was
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  Speaker 4: gonna tell you can.
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  Speaker 2: We're editing all of your audio out, so it's just
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  Speaker 2: me yelling into the air what I say.
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  Speaker 3: Every time they do someone else's coverage on my show.
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  Speaker 3: I'm never going to use.
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  Speaker 2: It, and Broly should I go. I want to go
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  Speaker 2: get the belt, just to show you how embarrassing this
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  Speaker 2: is for everybody. I'll be right back.
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  Speaker 3: I hear the little jingle jangle of Santa Sleigh, but
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  Speaker 3: in fact, here it comes. It's belt.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I have the belt and I've rolled it up
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  Speaker 2: because I want to do kind of a reveal. We'll
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  Speaker 2: start with a good part. So look at this belt buckle.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's.
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  Speaker 3: Beautiful, not at all what I picture.
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  Speaker 2: A little tarnished, but gorgeous.
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  Speaker 3: It's really it's beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: It's very dark green. In this light, it's almost black,
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  Speaker 2: but it is green.
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  Speaker 3: It's my favorite shade of green. In fact, I've been
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  Speaker 3: looking for chairs in that color.
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  Speaker 2: Belt in this color.
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  Speaker 3: I need to take a picture of it.
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  Speaker 2: And now we're going to do the slow reveal of
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  Speaker 2: how many holes have been punched into this? Oh my god, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
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  Speaker 2: I think eleven. There's so many.
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  Speaker 3: What was it just so satisfying that you couldn't stop?
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  Speaker 2: No, I was panicing.
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: Oh maybe you were. I had like a tapeworm or something,
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  Speaker 3: and you were in a process of drastic I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Just doing this in the hospital weight loss. I was
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: rapidly shrinking while putting it on, getting smaller and smaller.
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  Speaker 2: It had some sort of potion. But that's just simply ruined.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there's no.
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  Speaker 3: I guess this point is the right one for you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think any of these I still think none
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  Speaker 2: of them work for me. But now I'm thinking maybe
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  Speaker 2: I just put holes all around.
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  Speaker 3: Sure that was part of the I'm sorry what happened?
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  Speaker 2: It looks like there were initially one, two, three, i'll say,
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  Speaker 2: probably four holes in this now then we started going
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  Speaker 2: crazy and ended up putting at least six to seven
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  Speaker 2: more holes in it.
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  Speaker 3: And it was just that you couldn't get it tight enough,
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  Speaker 3: I guess so or And it wasn't about the satisfaction
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  Speaker 3: of just.
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  Speaker 2: It is very satisfying thing. I will say that. So
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  Speaker 2: that may have played into it a little bit, because
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  Speaker 2: you're like, success, I got another hole in it. But look,
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's just like they're not even in a row.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this is somebody who was having an absolute meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't even know how to describe it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's sad.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think all is lost. I think it's really beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 3: And it just looks like little ants scurrying off to
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  Speaker 3: their home empty handed.
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  Speaker 2: Might But now what I'm thinking is I wonder if
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  Speaker 2: I can take it somewhere and they just cut it
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: and then turn, you know, like, what is the belt
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  Speaker 2: equivalent of a cobbler. Maybe a cobbler does that.
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  Speaker 3: I bet you could do it.
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  Speaker 2: They just flip it and seal it or whatever. Yeah,
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: and then and you know that the cobbler's got his
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: hands around my waist and he's breathing in.
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: Take care of that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh great, this is having an affair with this cobbler.
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  Speaker 3: Erotic.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, up a little bit, and he says, I think
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: we can work with this, and then he fixes my belt.
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  Speaker 2: Otherwise I'm not sure what to do with it. But
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: that's you know, this is sometimes you just have to
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  Speaker 2: reveal how.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of want you to put it on. I
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  Speaker 3: kind of want to put it on.
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  Speaker 2: Should I put it on?
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  Speaker 3: Put it on? He does have just an incredibly delicate waist,
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  Speaker 3: broad shouldered. This is for the listener of the viewer.
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  Speaker 2: Listener, I've taken my first belt off. I'm slow. I
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  Speaker 2: was on my way to undressing, but now we're immediately
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  Speaker 2: dressing again with this belt that does not fit me
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  Speaker 2: and looks like somebody who's on the verge of doing
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  Speaker 2: something very dangerous. So it is okay. So it is
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  Speaker 2: simply too big. So now we're getting to the final hole.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh, oh, I do see what the problem is.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: What is that disease where people are having a like
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: an allergic reaction that is terror from looking at too many.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, all right, the or something something like that.
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  Speaker 3: It's people who are devastatingly triggered by iPhones because of
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  Speaker 3: those three right clusters.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this could really send some people into a tissy.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say the disease where
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: people have holes in them. It's like racking my brain
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: being shot by a machine gun.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: I think that's what happens to you when you contract ebola.
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  Speaker 2: Oh interesting, maybe that's just something I made up in
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  Speaker 2: my nightmare. I mean, but ultimately do I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: ask both of you, Analis Genevieve, is this belt worth saving?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? It does need a life veest.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it does need It's got too many, too many holes.
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  Speaker 2: It's embarrassing. But now that you know, now that I've
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  Speaker 2: revealed it publicly, I feel like it's probably probably time
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  Speaker 2: to go to the cobbler. You know.
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  Speaker 3: I think maybe if you put a grammet in the
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  Speaker 3: holes and made them look really intentional, there could be
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  Speaker 3: a kind of a kind of a S and M
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  Speaker 3: very punk. Yeah. Yeah, and yet Ralph Lauren, because it's
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  Speaker 3: that beautiful shade of green.
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  Speaker 2: And then I was as discussed essence. So it's a
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: whole stew of things that we'll have people asking what
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: is he wearing that in public?
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  Speaker 3: For yah, see the Jetsy.
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  Speaker 2: But I do like the color. It does feel like
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  Speaker 2: I'm being taught a lesson for stealing. I think that
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  Speaker 2: that's ultimately but I'm gonna, you know, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: teach the universe a little something, and I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 2: a beautiful belt from a cobbler. Cobblers reach out. Okay, well,
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: we've talked about this belt for probably fifteen to twenty
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  Speaker 2: minutes at this point, and that's totally fine. How are you?
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: I'm well, I'm a little sleepy, a little foggy. There's
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: a full moon on top of us right now. I
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: don't know if that's a thing that's that effects sleep.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: I would say just about everything affects my sleep, but
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: the full moon is said that one of the symptoms
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: can be that it wakes people up, and it did
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: that for me last night.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's too bright, or just because the gravitational pull.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: I think I'm about to practice real armchair astrology right now.
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  Speaker 3: But I think that the idea is that the moon,
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: it affects your emotions and so particularly a Pisces moon,
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: which is what this full moon is, which is a
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: very watery emotional sign. It's going to have a consequences
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: for how you feel. To say nothing of the fact
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: that we are also having a lunar eclipse. Oh, the
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: lunar eclipse right now today?
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  Speaker 2: Is this something I can see? I always miss the eclipses.
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  Speaker 3: I think a lunar eclipse is something you are allowed
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: to look at. Solar not so much unless you're running for.
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  Speaker 2: President, unless you we're president.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: We're a president, have been a president. That's right.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I will say. That's the one thing I'm like, maybe
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: that is the one thing Donald Trump did for us,
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: which is say, look, you can look at you can
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: look directly at an eclipse and not go completely blind.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: And so if we're ever tempted, we can say, well,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: unless he is blind and he's just not telling us,
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  Speaker 2: which is probably true.
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  Speaker 3: You might go certifiably insane. Your eyesight you can keep.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: That was the one piece of leadership that he did, right,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: which was stared directly into the sun during an eclipse,
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: and not MythBusters. Yeah, Donald Trump's MythBusters. Register to vote,
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Register to vote, Register to vote.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Today.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: I think today is like National Register to Vote day.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Oh you're kidding, Well, not the day that this airs,
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: but today, the day that we're recording.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: And I assume by the time this comes out it's
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: still okay to register to vote. You can register pretty
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: late to vote. Listener, look into it for your state.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: You know, it's just such a scary time. Okay, So
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: you've been the moon has been bothering you, So you're tired.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Are you a big astrology person?
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I actually am, which gives me no pride to admit,
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: but I find it to be so compelling. And when
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: you think about the fact that the moon, for instance,
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: can control bodies of water as large as oceans, you
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: have to imagine that similarly, it can have an effect
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: on a body of water as small as your own body. Interesting,
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: And so I like to think of astrology in the
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: following way. It's basically, let me try to find an
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: articulate way to put this, it's basically a weather forecast.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: To think, you know, we are able to say, you know,
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: it's going to rain on this day and the sun's
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: going to come out on this day. How you feel
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: about that is just how you feel about the rain.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: But it will be raining, So to follow something like
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: mercury is in retrograde that is going to affect your
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: particular astrological chart in whatever way that your chart is
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: going to be affected by that. I'm doing such a
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: bad job at being that.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: We're very clear for a while, and you kind of
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: petered off, and that's fine because I think that you've
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: just expressed exactly what needed to be expressed.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I think the idea is that there is somehow a
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: correlation between if we were to put this in Western terms,
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: like magnetism of different planets in space with our planet,
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: and so we are therefore affected emotionally by the different
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: polls of these things. I have found it to be
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: very consistent. And when is your birthday?
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: October ninth? Okay, Jober ninth coming up? Everyone, don't forget
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: so you're a Libra. I'm a Libra, but for that
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: brief period for something else, so.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: That what would be consistent about you being a Libra
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: is that you are the sign that is has this
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: sort of most beautiful placement for friendship and relationships, and
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: you have a whole podcast that's about getting to know people.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting, you also.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Are a sign that's incredibly devoted to beauty. Oh, I'm
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: only mentioning this because people sort of connote libras with
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: being very into justice and very like hardwire for parody. Right,
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: also true.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: For me, I mean the beauty thing, look at this belt. Obviously,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I am absolutely about justice and making sure everything's fair
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: and oh and the friend thing truly causes me a
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: lot of stress.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna say, are you a little codependent?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Not? No, I'm not code. I'm actually very independent. But
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: where it causes trouble is I tend to like a
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: large swath of people. I can find something I enjoy
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: about anybody. There are a few, and when you're on
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: the opposite end, I'm I'm spreading the word about how
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: much I hate you. But for the rest of them,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: I have all these people in my life that I like,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: but especially within like this horrible entertainment business in Los Angeles,
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: most people don't like each other or jealous of each other,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: So I like, I feel like I'm friends with people
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: who don't like each other frequently, and so there's always
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: the like, I have to invite this person, but then
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Invite this person that is codependent. That's codependent. Well, what
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: you just described is a little bit like that. It's
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: totally you are living in your own right to be
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: able to keep in your circle whoever you want, and
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: it's up to them to be You sort of give
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: them the respect and dignity of being adults by deciding
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: that they do or don't want to put themselves in
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: the container that you invite all of these people to.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I guess that's interesting because that makes me
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: really uncomfortable.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, as opposed to I dignify all of my relationships
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: with love and respect, and I, you know, it's up
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: to those people to work out what they do and
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: don't want for themselves. But I don't change who I
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: am to please other people.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, So yeah, that is one element of me
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: that's unfortunate which I refuse to change.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: So Sun Sin astrology is sort of a dangdong thing
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: to practice, which is to say, it's kind of like
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: saying a person is irish and so therefore they love
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: drinking and that's their whole personality. You have racism, that's right.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: You have every planet in your chart. So to actually
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: talk about why you are the way you are, i'd
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: want to know about your rising sign, your moon sign
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: where your venus is placed.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: All of these things, and see, these things are far
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: beyond my grasp. I simply know that I'm a Libra,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: and I can't tell you anything else about who I am.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Oh I could talk about it's fright, But I do have.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: My birth charts somewhere. I've got to find it, find
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: out more about who I am. Are you Irish?
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: I am? I'm Irish and Jewish?
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Okay? Interesting, I've ever been a victim of Irish hatred?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I feel like we've kind of moved past that as
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: a society.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: But you know, you don't know so many other things.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: The Irish really took a beating for a minute.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: They did, they did. I think you know, Turn of
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: the century in New York was a hard time, right.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: It's been a minute since then.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I bet, I bet there's a select group out there
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: that are still like, Oh, the Irish.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: People have asked me before if I've been the subject
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: of ginger. Oh, sure, hatred, hatred? What's the word discrimination?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Right? No, you've never felt any of that. No, not
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: even as a kid.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: No. Wow, I was blonde for a while.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Secret, secret ginger.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: To those people not watching who have no idea. Who
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: I am. Bridger and I are, in fact twins. If
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: you're wondering what I look like, we are identical.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Don't you lump me in with the Irish? This is Scottish.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I want nothing to do with the Irish.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Really, Oh, that's very exotic, very exotic.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: No, I've been reading a lot of Irish literature recently.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Let's see, I've been reading. I've read two Claire Keegan books,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: which were both beautiful. I read this book, The Beasting,
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: which was recommended to me, and then several others. I
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: don't know why Irish authors just keep coming into my life.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: I guess because whatever, there must be some Irish traditionary.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Twin is Irish?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly?
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Is it? Lonely? Being a literate person in Los Angeles?
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Is that hard?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: It's very alienated?
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: How do you read? How do I read? You, Kennel,
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: I only know how to read screenplays?
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: And then my line, I feel like you could be
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: a reader. I read. You've got to do you read?
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: I do read?
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: How often?
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Now I'm going to just force you to. I'm going
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: to call you out as a fraud.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I have a I do read. I'm currently reading a book,
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: but I'm I guess I struggle with the loneliness and
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: focus on when I'm on my own. Oh so often
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: when I'm on my own, I prefer to listen to
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: a podcast because I feel like I'm with a friend,
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: which is why I am actually and I said, no
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: gifts complete this, which is a mortifying thing.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: We just found you back here, and you're like, I
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: guess we'll record something. I don't know what else to
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: do with you. Okay, that's interesting, that's fair, that's fair,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: And I have no argument to get you back into reading.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: No, I'm into reading. And I've found that there's almost
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: nothing more heartbreaking than finishing a book, because it's like
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: stepping away from a friend. You'll oh he has died.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, and then the panic of where's my next.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Become a friend and what if this friend who's setting
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: me up on a date with this other friend is
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: wrong about what kinds of friends will be?
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Oh? And then you're deep into that relationship and your
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: pages in you're bored. You're thinking, I can't get a divorce. Now.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: That's that's a that's a tough feeling. But I mean, look,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: speaking of struggling, having difficulty doing things, especially reading. You
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: obviously got some emails about this podcast. I said, no gifts.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: The title was all over it just plastered on these emails,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I assume, and you agreed to be on the podcast,
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: and I I thought, genevievel come by or I'll find
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: her in the backyard kind of lurking, and we'll make
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: the best of it. We'll have a good time, and
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: then she'll be on her way. So I was floored
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: when I looked at you and saw that you were
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: holding a gift bank. Genevieve, is this a gift for me?
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: It is an Oh, I'm so, I know, I know,
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: I understand, and I really am embarrassed to trample your boundaries.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: My mother would be horrified if I showed up at
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: that hostess gift and host gift. And in the words
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: of Goldie Hon from my favorite movie, Private Benjamin, I
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: never show up anywhere empty handed. People of me. So
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: I'm hoping you'll overlook.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: This, Goldie Hon. We love Goldiehan. There were a few
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: episodes ago and we thought we may have led her
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: into some danger as far as talking about her dying,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: But then she didn't die, and she's still alive, but
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: now me bringing a back up, I'm just daring the
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: universe to kill poor Goldiehan, who we all love. She's
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: kind of.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Why would you do that?
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Goldie doesn't deserve this, I mean, I think,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I mean what she deserves is people talking about her
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: constantly because she's kind of a glowing, wonderful just a
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: fun presence, and so that's why we're talking about her.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: But unfortunately that leads to me kind of jinxing her safety.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Why just my talking about her?
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Because I say, I hope I think like a beetlejuice
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: thing some but oppositeian she suddenly appears. That's my dream.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Go in a dark bathroom and stare into a mirror
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: and say Goldiehan three times and you'll get a great tan.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Or like a really really great long term partner that.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: You never will appear behind you. No, Goldiehan, we wish
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: nothing but health and.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Beauty and more Instagram posts.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: More Instagram posts, whenever she wants, just dazzling the world
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: for decades. We love her. I don't even know where
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: to go from talking about Goldiehan. You brought a gift.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: You're trying to distract me with Goldie Han, that's what
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: you're doing. Sorry, Should I open it here on the
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: podcast if you like? Okay, Well, it's in this kind
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: of gorgeous holographic bag, which I love. This is one
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: of my favorite types of gift bags. Silver, shimmering, taped,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: taped shut, kind of a prank over staple, dangerous cut myself.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: I'm reaching in and it's.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Actually two gifts. I'm so sorry.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I the right one first.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: You may pull them both at.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: The same time, okay, reaching, reaching, reaching, Oh, okay, So
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: the first one is a a bottle of it's marked.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: It lets you know what how many or what type
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: of pills are in the bottle, whereas the other thing
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: that I'm looking at, Okay, it does tell you that
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: what this is, it's a gravel, gravel, gravel.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: If I could give the world a gift, it would
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: be the gift of a good, nice rest, and I
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: think the world would be a much better place. So
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: something that the listener might not know about me is
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: that I am, in fact I hold the title is
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: the world's greatest insomniac. And oh it really a couple
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: of years ago almost murdered me my own body, my
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: inability to sleep, and so this was actually on the
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: verge of lockdown, and I the most annoying thing on
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: the planet is when someone finds out you can't sleep,
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: and they say, have you tried dot dot dot, as
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: though I haven't literally, motherfucking tried every absolute thing that exists. Wow,
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: you name it, I've done it. I've heard of it,
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: except for two things that when they were introduced to me,
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: really changed my life. Right. So one of them is
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: this thing gravel. This is a Canadian drug. It's over
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: the counter. It's Canada's response to drama. Meine okay, and
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: it's second so it is for motion sickness, but it's
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: secondary off label uses for sustaining sleep cycles.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Certain for the helicopter, they heard that there were Canadian
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: drugs back that a.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Good night's sleep was on offer and they were bringing
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: in the military.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: This is the dea.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: So the kind of insomnia I have is that I
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: can fall asleep, but I wake up every ninety minutes
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: and sometimes I will be able to string together, you know,
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: four to five of those cycles and I will feel fine.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: And that's what's been going on for me for the
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: last stretch of time. And I'm so grateful for that.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Other times, before I discovered gravel, I would only get
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: two or three of those, and I started to lose
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: my mind. Of course, a Canadian person told me that
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: this is how Canadians prevent hangovers. Oh well, maybe mix
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: this an alcohol. Maybe that's a good plan, right.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Or helping the Irish stereotype.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: I want to say I have recently actually weaned myself
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: off of gravel.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Oh you're off of it.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: I'm off of it, and I'm onto magnesium glaconate, which
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: is the next.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: This is the big bottle that you've given me.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: So this is for a fun night if you just
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: really want a great night. And I say a fun night,
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: I mean how much and.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: How quickly does it act?
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: You know it won't put you to sleep, It'll just
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: help you stay there. Interesting, I think. I mean I
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: always take it before bed, and I would start with
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: a half.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: So I take a full pill and get behind the wheel.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Not no, I mean it is for motion sickness. It's
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: not supposed to.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Be supposed to how interesting. It's just once you access
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: the sleep, it's like you're here.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: But now let me take you to this little smr.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, please, this is the model of zone.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Do you know part of my insomnia journey was that
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: I started my own ASMR channel.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: You're kidding.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: It has since been retired, but by the time this
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: episode comes out, I think there will be a brand
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: new video for the first time in years.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Do you do requests? I would love to do a
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: request searching and searching. I've talked about this before. I
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: think my ASMR is like when you go to a
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: national park or a museum and the whoever's in charge,
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: the ranger or whatever gives you the map pulls out
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: their highlighter and highlights where you need to go.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: No, I don't do requests.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, somebody's got to do this. I love that
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: there's something said is really good, there's something so's there's.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Plays for every Okay, so the ASMR, there's a whole
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: other tangent. I don't need to take you down, And
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: if the listener is ont initiated, just go to YouTube.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: But there is a whole community of artists on YouTube
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: who who are devoted to con during these different triggers
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: that help people relax. And I'm sure that there is
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: a right play booked.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I found some that are like adjacent, but they are
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: not good, And then I actually don't want the role
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: play some I think the helicopter, they're not leaving until
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: you're we give up the drugs. What was I going
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: to say, Oh, I found a role one that was close.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: It was, But if somebody literally like dressed up as
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: a park ranger or something, and I think they were
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: using a pen, which is not the sound I want.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: I want want to highlighter. I would suggest looking up librarian.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I think there's if you look up librarian that you'll
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: find a lot of paper sounds. Maybe school teacher. Okay,
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: they like to teach things by pointing things.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Bordering on the erotic. Here we're bordering on sexual fantasy.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: The thing is, is it so important to discern the
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: wheat from the chap? It is not sexual. It's not
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: that there's anything wrong alas snipering in with something for.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Talking as Mr Long highlighting paper. But I do need
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: the on Lisa's showing me this thing page turning in highlighting,
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: but I need them also to.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Be talking explaining.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: So it's this weird combination of like and this is
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: how you get I am my cameo.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: I might do that kind of a request, but I'm
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: not doing it on YouTube.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: I need someone to tell me how to get to
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Old Faithful with a highlighter. That's essentially somebody is I've
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: got to be out there do it.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: That's him. Christmas is coming.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but it continue.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Okay. So for years people said to me magnesium magnesium
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: and I thought, I've taken that calm magnesium powder. I've
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: shipped my brains out. I understand it's not helping me sleep.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: If you don't know that, that's what magnesium powder does.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: That is what it does in fact, and I think
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: it's probably very good for you in certain respects, good
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: for your muscle repair, et cetera. It didn't move the
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: needle for me. Magnesium glaconate. I wish someone had said,
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: it's not magnesium citrate, it's magnesium glacinate. And I'll explain
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Magnesium glaconate also not going to put you to sleep, Okay,
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: But once you're in there, the sleep you're gonna get
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: is gonna be real and it's gonna be deep interesting.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Okay. See, this is kind of This is appealing to
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: me because I have dealt with insomnia in the past,
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: stress based insomnia. There you go and I tried, h.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: I have something completely different for you for stress based
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: in somnia that I didn't bring in. Its theanine.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, theanine.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, So I brought you these two things as though
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: they're the only things I take to sleep. If you
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: were to come over to my house, you'd see an
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: actual buffet. Helsa fianine is the natural compound that's found
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: in tea green and black. But it's not caffeinated. It's
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: just the relaxing agent. And so you know, chemists have
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: been able to, like all supplements, to take out this
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: one property, right, make it in pill form, and I
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: take about forty five hundred grams of that night.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Every night, combined with this magnesium.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Glycinate, magnesium glacinate combined with melatonin milk combined with five HTP.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: This is a full meal, that's right.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: So many snack.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: But I understand it, like when you get to that
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: frustrating place and you're like, I will do whatever it
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: takes in order to sleep through the night. And so
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: how many pills total are you taking?
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I can, okay, hold on a second, one, two, three?
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Wait kinds of pills or number of pills?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Let's hear both actually I'm very curious.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Kinds of pills? One? Wow, this is so revealing.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not was it as many as there are holes
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: in my belt? I think that's the question.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Bless you? Okay?
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Not that?
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Okay? One, two, three, four, five? I think six kinds
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: of pills, six kinds of pills, and the number of
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: pills I take thine by the handful. So I don't know,
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: because in the middle of the night, I'll just shake
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: a couple into my palm. What. Yes, and it's a
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: and you know what at this point is it? What
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: is it Munchausen?
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: No?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Placebo? Sure, Munchausen unless you have, like a who is
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Michael Jackson's doctor, doctor Conrad Murphy?
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Is that his name?
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know what was that doctor's name? Propofal's a
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: scary one. Do not on that?
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Are you no.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Doctor Conrad Murray? And is he still alive? I feel
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: like he may have died. He probably wants to die.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: I have to say, of all the things I'm taking,
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: I do this is a point of pride because I'm obnoxious.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Do whatever you need to do to go to the
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: fuck to sleep. None of them are actually like drugs.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: They're all you know, supplements.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I also I don't take benadryl, which I
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: think can cause dementia if you take it for long.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what it caused for me, because I
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: was desperate to fall asleep. Have you ever heard of
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: a paradoxical effect with pills? No?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, it wakes you up?
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: It turned Yeah, my body was. I think I was
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: awake for thirty six hours.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: That's what happened to me with trasi don Have you
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: heard of Trasidon? No, it's what everyone takes except me.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Oh isn't that a scary feeling?
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: And you think, oh, so I'm now permanently broken. Oh sure, Yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: that was a very bad time in my life.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: So sorry.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: But at least I know if I ever do some
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: like long haul trucking or whatever, I can do that
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: instead of math. Yeah, not that all long haul truckers
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: do math. I do believe it's I think there's a
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: nickname for meth called trucker coffee, called.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Truckerfee.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: Are you really struggling? Conrad Murray is still alive?
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding. He's still out there in the shadows.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Is he out there? Or is he on the inside.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Oh. Interesting, he brings up a lot of questions doctor
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Conrad Murray. Is he still licensed?
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Doesn't have other famous clients?
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Oh? I'm sure he did right.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: In twenty sixteen, Inside Edition reported that Murray was still
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: visiting patients, although he claimed that he does not charge
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: patients anything for his services.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: Their life exactly providing a consultation whatever that means.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: No, he just does it for the joy of Oh. Sure,
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: he just loves to give back.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Who is still on board with this guy?
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Drug addicts Bridger for people addicted to drugs.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: He famously killed someone like a drug dealer. Us. Why wow,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: give me the Murray. I guess. Oh that's scary, but okay,
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: so we do. I'm gonna do like a wellness check
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: in with you every once in a while, just to
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: make sure you're not in touch with doctor Conrad Murray.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, I really appreciate that.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: You've got to just outlive him.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: If the insomnia gets too bad, you know, you'll go
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: to any lengths, as you now know from I.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Will do anything right now because I feel like I'm
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: never going to sleep again. Oh how long has this
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: been going on for you?
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Since I was about twenty six maybe, which was just
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: one or two years ago. Oh gosh, it's been just
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: this morning. Yeah, just this morning. It's been a decade.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine. Do you remember anything triggering it? Or
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: was it just like, oh no, what's happening to me? Yes,
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: not a good thing.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I don't want it?
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Isn't not as bad as that silence makes it sound.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: That's not a fair question.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: No, I was just I think that that was a
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: time where I, I like, just entered into a really
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: stressful situation, right, And it's not that I haven't healed
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: that situation. Oh, this just sounds like I'm a really
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: damaged bird. I'll say this. Everyone in my family struggles
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: with this. This like is our genetic syntome.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: You're just waiting for something to wake it up. Yeah,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I know. I apoze for It's not a pun or
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that is, but that's a human
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Leave it in.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Leave it in.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean to. It was just the first word
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: that came to mind.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Uh No. But so I will say that I come
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: from a whole family of late sleep. Okay, both of
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: my parents, one of my sisters, and then there's the
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: magical child who could sleep for thirty six hours?
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Are you jealous of them?
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Beyond?
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, I jim, My boyfriend will fall asleep like it's
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: like it truly just puts his head on the pillow
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: and it's just a sleep, which I don't know. That
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: seems dangerous too. But I have to lie there for
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: at least an hour worrying before I'm asleep.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: If, as I said, if I could give everyone in
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: the world one gift, it would be our boyfriend's ability
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: to fall asleep. I hate them.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I know it's and it's just nothing.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: You can learn what happens to you in that hour?
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: What do you do?
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: You have like tactics? Maybe you don't want to we
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: don't want to say, don't betry it and get what.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: I actually have just developed a new tactic and anybody
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: can use this. And yet what I do is I
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: start counting, but I envision the number in my mind
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: in a different made of a different material. Each one
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: has to be a different material, so I'll be like, oh,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: my eyes are closed. I'm like one, I'm imagining it's
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: made out of sand. Two, I'm imagining it's made out
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: of glass. Three I'm imagining it's made out of corduroy.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: And I keep going and it works. It's very sort.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Mind is a miracle.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: No wonder you can't sleep. It's there's so much complexity there.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I'm a deeply layered person.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: It's shocked you're not tall.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: This brain is being wasted on a short person. So
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: stop count dun basketball. No, I really think I'm gonna
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: I should start selling this. I should sell tapes of feeling.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: One of sand, two of glass.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Not no to that. Do you need money?
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Your house is beautiful, beautiful.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: The bank is just prowling. They're ready to take it
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: away from me.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Oh maybe that was the helicopter.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: The bank helicopter. That's the Chase Bank helicopter, ready to
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: repoe my house at any moment.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: The letters flying around up there, go.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Go go, just their keys dangling, ready to take a
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: giant lock they put on the door. That's a scary feeling. No,
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: but I do recommend this to anybody. This could be
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: your museum, Glyconate.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: I can't thank you enough.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Listen, I gave a gift. I received a gift.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: That's what this podcast is. It's you know, it's a
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: mutual everybody walks away just hands full of riches.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: He's a Libra.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: That's my second Hallmark show. He's a Libra. What does entail?
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not entire.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Talked about the after Party.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Of course, well, because it was made during the pandemic,
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: which is such a bizarre. It just felt like everything
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: was part of a dream. But yeah, you bring it up.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: I wrote on it, and you were.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Actually in the I know, I know, I was like completely, yes,
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: I had a little fan meltdown.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: But it whoa, I mean likewise, but it was like,
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: I imagine your experience was also so strange. Listener, of course,
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: there's a good chance you've never even heard of the
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: after Party, because now with television, there are a billion
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: television shows and no one knows of anything. But the
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: after Party was on Apple Murder Mystery. I worked on
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: season one during the pandemic. Our first two weeks were
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: right before the pandemic actually, and I can remember driving
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: home that night and Google Map saying traffic is lighter
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: than usual or less traffic than usual, And what an
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: eerie feeling.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: I'm shocked that you started working on it before the pandemic,
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: because to my eye, it was written so specifically, listen,
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: I need to explain this. This is a show that's
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: a murder mystery. I'm sure you haven't heard of it,
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: which also shocks me because it is well Tiffany hattihelon
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: and Laser, it's actual, like Dave Franco. Genrely, it is
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: just it's the movie star the movie stars are honest,
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: it's really great. But it's also written so that it
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: only features those characters in one location, right, And so
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: it's like it's like they conceived of it instantly upon
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: lockdown because they needed to make something this as Lord
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: and Miller geniuses. And it was for me simultaneously a
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: dream and a nightmare because in fact, I was working
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: with like the most incredible comedians of all time, and
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: I was shooting a show that was set at a
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: party where there could be really no background artists, and
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: so I was in the background of everyone's work all
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: the time. And I would work from five o'clock in
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: the morning until you know, ten o'clock at night, five
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: days a week, doing nothing.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: And wearing you know, this was so deep pandemic that
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: like everyone was wearing a shield a mask, you're.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Six feet away. We would not have even been this close.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I only was able to go to production one
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: day because you had to go and get tested, like
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: a week before you show up. They you know, put
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: you basically in a suit of armor, and then you
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: got to kind of interact with people. It was very odd.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: It was so surreal. It was so surreal, and I
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: wasn't sleeping, so there's that. But at the same time,
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: it was like everyone was potted up somewhere and my
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: pod was you know, Sam Richardson and Jamie dimitriz.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: It's kind of the best version of any of this.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: And you did a fantastic job. Everybody did, I mean,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: but it was such a I mean, I'm not saying
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: anything new. The pandemic was strange.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: I just can't believe you were there but not there
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: the whole time.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just kind of a ghost and just a peer places.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Then was your episode.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: It was Alana's episode Chelsea, which was so fun to write.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, genius. It was a thriller.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's a thriller. I was so happy to be
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: able to write that one.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. Great.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: But yeah, what a weird, weird moment in time. And
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: going to that to the shoot that day was very
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: The vibe is very like in Et when the government
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: shows up this has mat suit with the has mat suits,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: and I feel like, there's that weird tunnel there is.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: It's so scary.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like a like a jimberree for aliens.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Bricks or terrestrials.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was that vibe. And then everyone had to
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: be funny, so it was an interesting uh yeah. And
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: that's actually where I learned a trick on Zoom from Alana.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: She said, turn off the selfew. At that point, I
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: hadn't realized that you could turn off self view. Suddenly
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Zoom was a whole new game for me.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: And she was pregnant that whole time, and nobody knew.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, she was doing it all. He's doing it
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: doing it all all. Well, okay, I have my new pills.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: How many of these magnesium glycinates? Should I take a night.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: Fuck around and find out?
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: What if I have a paradoxical effect? Well, I will
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: get in the car and drive to you the night
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: I'll be up. You'll hear a pebble. No, it won't
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: be a pebble. It will be a large rock hitting
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: the window, crashing through.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: It, says you take one, which.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Is one that seems a little Maybe it's because.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: The dose is quite high. Maybe I take two because
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: I have maybe two hundred milligrams.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Is naturally found in sand food, food.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Naturally food, what foods are high and magnesium. That's probably
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: how you should get better sleep is by having a
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: better diet. But I'm sort of seems like asium coke
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: zero coke. Now that's what my diet actually is comprised of.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, salmon let me yes, yes, analis, don't tell.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: It's always wait, okay, salmon, hold on. It's always like lentil,
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: sweet potatoes and a leaf direk leafy greens. Right, that
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: is the.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: Answer image dark leafy greens, seaweed, beans and lentils, unrefined grains, bananas, dried.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Figs, BlackBerry.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Also, this is just magnesium.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: I haven't found I have quite gotten to the glyconate
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: of it all.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: But it's well, you want to know what I wonder
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: And this is your own research listener. If in food
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: and it's like natural compound, if it is all of
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: the eights together, and it's only when they just chill
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: it and sell it that it's divided into its citrate form.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: It's glisen it form, and I think there's even a
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: citrate glsen it something else. Anyway, I wonder if that's
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: the product of processing. Interesting and now the listener really
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: has gone right to bed.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: That's the key of this podcast. Uh, this is like
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: with supplements and everything. I take a daily multivite and
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: anytime I look this up there like, don't bother, you
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: don't need it. It's so annoying to me because they
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: say you'll get this from your diet, and I just think,
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: who do you think I am? What do you think
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: I'm eating?
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: What do you eat?
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: I'm getting zero anything from any of the food I'm getting. Really,
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: are you kidding me? What are we talking about? The
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: assumption that I'm getting a full like food pyramid every day.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: That's a difficult thing to.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Do the metabolism of a nine year old because you're
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: an actual perfect shape.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: I have cut down to one cookie a night, and
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: so I think that's helpful, like.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: A nine year old of like a little cookie.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I have the lifestyle of a nine year old.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what kind of cookie?
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Currently? I've really gone back to basics. I thought I
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: haven't made the toll house chocolate chip cookie recipe recently
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: I made it stands up very well. It's a very
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: simple recipe. But if anyone's just getting into cookie baking,
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: I can't recommend enough. It's so easy.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you something. Am I doing the Ben
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Schwartz where I ask you for five thousand questions and
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: turned the podcast right on its right on its tails heels.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: No, it's a conversation. How often are you baking? Never?
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: When was the last time you baked?
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: I like cooking, but I don't. I don't.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: There's a real clear line between bakers and.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: I know exactly the last time what I did a
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: band of Marie for a cheesecake, oh that I made
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: for my loving, wonderful life partner, but when we were
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: still in our when.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: You were still like start taking each other up from
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: the airports? What is a band of Marie?
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: A band of Marie is a bath named after Marie
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: where you put the cheesecake in water, oh like in
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: its tin and then in a bigger tin full of water,
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: so that it cooks but not really like crack and
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: it won't crack.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: I've never heard that before. This woman had her own half.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: What was she doing in.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: The bath, well cooking.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Well, I think it's time to play a game. Okay,
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: we haven't played Gift Master in a while, so I
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: think that's what we'll play. I need a number between
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: one and ten from you.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Ten always, oh good?
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Maxing it out absolutely, Okay. I have to take some
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: light calculating in order to get our game pieces, so
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: right now you can recommend promote to do whatever you want.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Joe, what the h e double hockey sticks? He is
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: doing during this calculating. I am on a wonderful television
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: show called The Chicken Sisters. It's just started airing. By
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: the time this episode comes out, I imagine maybe four
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: episodes will be available palmarplus dot com. It's based on
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: a New York Times bestseller and a Reese's book Club list,
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: and I agreed to do it because it's great, but
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: also because the creatives behind it are so brilliant. It's
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: from the creators of Shrinking, a Typical Girl, five Eva,
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Shits Creek. Don't know if you've ever heard of those shows.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: They are my favorites. So I am just so proud
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: to be a part of a part of it.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Beautiful Everybody seek that out and find Geneviev online the
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: same way you find everyone else online. Is there anything
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: I want to recommend? Yes? There is. This is what
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: I recommend is another podcast. Yes, I'm that generous. I'm
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: willing to recommend competitors. Well, yes, it's not a competitor.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: It's sixteenth minute Jamie Loftus's podcast. It is an unbelievable podcast.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: I can't recommend this too. I mean enough, it's just
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: so good. Everything Jamie Loftis does is just fantastic. This
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: is wonderful. She talks about like people who were famous
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: online in the past, which to me sounds like, oh,
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: that's gonna be exhausting, Not at all. She I mean,
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: it's so fascinating, it's funny, you learn. I mean, it's
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: just great. I can't recommend it enough. And then she
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: recommended on the podcast to read Charlotte's Web, which I did,
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: had never read it before, lovely book. Have you ever
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: read Charlotte Webb?
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know how on have you read Charlotte's Web?
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's oh it's break your Heart and all
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: the good ways.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's very good. And you know this is
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: an adult saying. I had the time of my life.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Reading it, I'd only ever seen the movie, which I love.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: We Love Templeton. Oh yeah, of course, but both of
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: those are great recommendations. I'm giving myself a pat on
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: the back for that. Anyway, let's play gift master. I'm
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: gonna name three gifts, three things you can give away,
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: and then I'm going to name three celebrities, and you're
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: going to tell me which celebrity you would give which gift,
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: and then you're going to give me your reasoning. Okay,
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: the three things you'll be giving away today are number one,
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: foaming hand soap from Bath and body Works Fall collection
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: number two, and that sounds nice. I mean, let's just
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: give it to Bath and body Works. Number two fifteen
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: wonderful nieces and nephews, So that's a nice Another nice gift.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Number three high cholesterol, which is a you know, it's
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: a unique gift. These are the people you'll be giving
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: them to. Number one Wolf Blitzer. I bet he's working
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: hard right now election cycle. Number two Holly Hunter, Love
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Holly Hunter. And number three Janet Jackson, who we just adore.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: High cholesterol, fifteen wonderful nephews and nieces, and foaming hands
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: from Bath and body.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Work, Yes, yes, No.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Is this a game you can win? Are there right answers?
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: This is no, this is a game that everyone wins everyone.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Card game, yeah, road trip game.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, yes exactly. We actually did have a
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: card game version of this. It sold out and probably
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: will never be printed again, so anyone who has it's
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: very lucky.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to give high cholesterol to Janet Jackson
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: because she's been there, okay, and because I am afraid
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: that she might turn to the doctor.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, of course, but an interesting thing
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: for these siblings to come up on the same pot.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: I hope Janet's not listening. Janet, my apologies.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm not going to give high cholesterol to Wolf
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Blitzer because right now we really need our journalists. I'm
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: sorry to say I have to give it to Holly
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Hunter only by process of elimination. But I do trust
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: that Holly has those raising Arizona residuals, so she's going
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: to be in good hands. And also she's probably got,
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: you know, an awesome diet and gets lots of magnesium.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: She seems like someone who could take care of it.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: She could take care of it, She would take care
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, doctor, what do I need to do?
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: She would take them into art, she would use it,
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: to use it in her performances.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Holly Hunter eat to brazil nuts a day that lowers
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: your cholesterol.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Brazil Nuts are the other thing that have everything. I
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: am so in love with broadcast News. I can't believe
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: I just gave her a high cholesterolley. I think it's
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: my favorite movie.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: It's a very good movie.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: She's great, Okay, fifteen wonderful nephews and nieces. I don't
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: think that Janet Jackson needs anymore. I think she has
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: a lot.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: That family is as.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Pretty big, so process of elimination. Those are gonna go
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: to Wolf Blitzer because I want him to have balance. Okay,
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: there's so much in just his his occurring world, right
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: can't hide from He just he needs something soft and
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: wonderful to come home to that is simultaneously expensive but
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: not going to break the bank right and opped in
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: and knocked out right.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Because nieces and nephews, you really can just do whatever
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: you want with It's kind of more of a creative
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: art project rather than children or grandchildren. That's right, niece's nephews.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna give to Janet Jackson so she can just
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: you know, wash her hands of everyone who has ever
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: wronged her. And if this was a winning game, I
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: think I would have won.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: I think you absolutely won. I think it is constantly touring.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: She's touching all sorts of disgusting things. She's probably filthy,
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: her hands are probably so dirty.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: I want nothing more for her than a than a
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: wonderful autumn soothing.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: We're wishing Janet Jackson a wonderful autumn. She's cozy in
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: a sweater's, her hands are clean as a whistle, and
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: she's smelling pumpkin spice or harvest apple or is there
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: a third fall spice, wet.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Leaf, cinnamon, cardivo.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: We're bordering holidays. What else do you smell in the fall?
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Death a dying.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Plants, burning wood, leaves.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Burning leaves, yes, burning garbage, something to keep us warm,
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: bath and body works. We just thought of your new
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: your next collection, burning things beautifully played. This is the
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: final segment of the podcast. It's called I said no emails.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: People write into I said no gifts at gmail dot
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: com and they're all their lives have all just kind
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: of come to a standstill because they've got these problems
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: that they cannot get past until they're answered, So they
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: write into me and my guests, and then we solve them,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: and then they're able to move on and flourish. Will
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: you hope me answer a question?
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: I would have loved you?
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, this says, this is extremely long. I'm gonna have
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: to skip through this.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: You know something about me. Every time I go on
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: one of these podcasts, we get a nine minute question. Yeah,
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: this is well, this is.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Not going to be nine minutes. I'm not reading. I mean,
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: this is truly an encyclopedia, and I'm not apologizing for
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: skipping around. Dear Bridger and fabulous yet statistically high likely
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: to be disrespectful guests. So that's a nice way to
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: intro you. Some brief background info. I am fifty six
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: and originally from New Jersey. My husband let's call him Wilbur.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Oh while Charlotte's web Janet Jackson Michael Jackson at all,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: let's call him Wilbur. It is fifty and an excommunicated
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Mormon who grew up bilingually in Utah and Norway. I'm
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: hoping you can help me with the situation that I've
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: been experiencing for the past twenty eight years or so.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: While I speak German fluently and some other languages well,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: my Norwegian is mostly on a comprehension level. Not speaking
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: this becomes relevant. Wilbur has always had a bad thing
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: about walking ahead of me while I'm taller. I'm not
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: sure if he takes more steps in a given time
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: or his strides are longer, but that's how it is.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: If I take longer or more steps to keep up
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: with him, he only accelerates by that much more to
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: restore the distance. Maybe this person's just an annoying I
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: have brought this to Wilbur's attention on several occasions over
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: the years, including on a recent month long trip to
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: Europe where he's currently working. Does he have to get
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: everywhere and experience everything first? Sometimes he will explain that
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: he wants to go up ahead and see if we
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: are going the right way, or if there's a restaurant
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: around the corner, or something like that. He can't not
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: be the first one somewhere. It doesn't help, no matter
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: how many times I tell him that when he's walking
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: in front of me, I have no idea what he's saying.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Can this marriage be saved? And that's from Jay a man.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: I guess we can't say the full name. Maybe not,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: but whatever, Jay.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: I went somewhere in the middle of that. I'm sorry.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: Is the question we all?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, we all took a month long trip to
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Europe and we have a language that let me just
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: say that never became relevant, never came back. I mean
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: I skimmed, but I didn't see anything about calling out
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: in Norwegian or whatever.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: I think I felt energetically that the underlying issue is disrespect.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: This person will not slow down to walk at his
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: husband's pace, nor will he speak in his husband's native
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: tongue of English. Right, so it sounds like there's just
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: a lot of distance going on.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, can this marriage be saved? If you have
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: to ask? I mean, I don't want to plant any I.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Think this person was writing in because they wanted permission
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: to not save it.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, and they want to say they wanted audio recording
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: for divorce court.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: That's right. They wanted us to be on their side.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: An objective listener to say Wilbur is a problem.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Here's how I know, because if it was no, really,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: do you think this marriage can be saved? It would
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: maybe be a briefer letter, but it sounds as though
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: this person made a case.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: They made a I mean, they poured out their heart here. Yeah,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: and it seems like it's time to say goodbye, and
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: it seems like Wilbur is already said goodbye. He's probably
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: three blocks ahead of him right now.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Do you and your boyfriend walk at the same pace?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Is he a tall person or one of these?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: It's a tall person, but I walk faster than him.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, you are blowing my mind because I actually do
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: think that the issue of walking pace is a relationship
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: problem that doesn't get enough airtime. It's a huge problem
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: in my relationship.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Is it really fast walker?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: My giant? My giant is the fast walker I have not.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: I'm a very athletic person, but I have a very
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: short gait, and so it's also been mirrored to me.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: And I'm not proud of this. I also have injuries,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: not proud of those either. Well by my friends that
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: I'm not the fastest hiker.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, interesting, and well should be comfortable and leisurely, Well, if.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: You're going to do it with a friend. But some
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: people do think it's exercise, and to them, I say,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: you're cheap. Get a gym membership. This is for fun.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: I want to experience nature.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: That's great, and I want to catch up and talk
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: about boys. In any event, I am the slow walker.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: It has been the cause of many fights to which
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: in which circumstances I turn to my significant other end
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: I say, these are the limits of my body. I'm
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: doing my best and I cannot do better than this.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: And I feel if you were doing your best, you
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: would be exercising your patience. And that is what you
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: do when there's a relationship that you want to succeed.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: You don't write in to non credentialed How does your boyfriend?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: How does your boyfriend respond to this? Does he slow down?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Resentfully, but he has to bring it up every time.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's difficult for me to be on his
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: side here because he's, you know, had so many he's
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: been given so many privileges as a tall person. Yeah,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: so as a small fast walker, I feel like I've
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: really picked myself by my bootstraps and put in the
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: work to be a fast someone who moves quickly. I
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: think it's because my dad is tall, This is my theory,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: and I think trying to keep up with his walking
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: probably as a kid led to me being a fast walker. Trauma,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: absolute trauma, and I've had the worst trauma. These scars
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: will never heal. That's why I walk fast.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: We found him, the helicopter was looking. Here's the guy
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: with the monks trauma.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: America's most traumatized. But yeah, Jim walks a little slower
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: than me. And he has no really, no excuse. He's
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: from New Jersey slash New York. He's lived in New
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: York for so many years, so he should just be
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: a fast walker.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: Does he live there now?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: He's currently living there. He's in a show. Do you
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: know that you're living in New York? Yeah, you should
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: have lunch. I will should reach out.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, what are you doing in New York?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: I moved in with the significant other. Oh yeah, but
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: I still have my place here.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: So you're going to learn to walk fast.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Otherwise we're going to happen. It would have happened.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: That to me makes I mean, there's no it just
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: doesn't make any sense to me. Does not calculate injuries.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, right, you mentioned the gluten max. Your glue
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: max is absolutely shatter deadlift.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: Can't walk fast, deadlift?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: Oh tale as old as time. But yeah, Jim is
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: taller than me. He grew up in a fast paced environment.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: I am blazing ahead of him, and it's hard. I
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: as someone who walks faster. You're like, well, don't you
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: want to get there faster?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: When's his birthday?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna guess January. Oh oh, well, okay, go ahead,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: there's no January fifteenth.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, So he's a Capricorn. It's surprising, Oh it is.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: I'd like to know what the what his rising sign is.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Because there's a capricorn, you'd think he'd be much more
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: interested in being productive.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting, Yeah, this this series of his life, he
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: doesn't care to be productive in any way, and it
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: does occasionally lead to issues. But then I'll slow down
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: a bit, and then the trick is you slow down
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: and then you, you know, slowly turn it to a
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: boil and they don't even realize they're picking up the pace.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: Then they're walking it. You're at the approp speed. The
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: speed I walk at is the right speed.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: Of course you've hypnotized him.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: But as far as Wilbur and the husband, the marriage,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: I think we can absolutely say this, it can be notarized.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: It should be divorce, and probably a European divorce. Doesn't
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: that sound romantic?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: I just can you keep your your European sident? Do
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: you have European citizenship?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: But oh, go on that thing, hang onto.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: These say something I can't believe. I'm about to say this.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: If you'd given me a million dollars, I bet me
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: a million dollars. Before this podcast, I would not have
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: mentioned this, but it does feel like it is worth mentioning.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: And now that I've done this year to say it.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: My father is Joe Biden's nominee, uh for ambassador to Norway.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: What I'm not kidding you. I'm not kidding you. And
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: it sounds like the worst name drop of all time,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: and and I am. It's very weird, but it's so specific.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: I just couldn't believe when this person said, did they
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: say ozlie? He hasn't gone yet. He's the nominee.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: This happens, Okay, Well, whatever he does with this, he
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: can clinch the nomination by saving this marriage. That's his
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: first order of business is getting Wilburt to just slow
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: down a bit, or getting actually, Wilburt, you keep going
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: your pace. Other guy, you move dad.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: If you're listening, Get out of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: Stop trying to convince those Republicans. Go doctor Wilbur.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: Convince Wilbur that he's got. They've got to figure out
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: the right walking speed. That's the perfect temp whatever that
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: is as far as speed goes. Well, wow, now we
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: have the government involved, and this is spun out into
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: kind of a global nightmare that none of us could
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: have seen coming. But you know, the the answer has
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: absolutely come through in whatever we've just said. And uh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, future divorce A do not write back in wonderful.
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  Speaker 2: We've answered it perfectly. Genevieve, I've got my pills. I've
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  Speaker 2: got either night hundreds of nights of wonderful sleep or
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  Speaker 2: days and days of being awake and freaking out and
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  Speaker 2: blaming you. So it's a good thing you're living in
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  Speaker 2: New York because otherwise, can I take this on a plane?
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  Speaker 2: Will that helps a plane?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean no, probably not a red Eye?
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  Speaker 2: I have a red Eye coming up, do it? I
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  Speaker 2: would do it, Okay, I'm gonna do it on the
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  Speaker 2: Red Eye.
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  Speaker 3: That I do the magnesium on the Red.
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  Speaker 2: Eye, magnesium not the other one.
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  Speaker 3: Well, because a red eye isn't that long?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 3: And this is about making you sleep for longer.
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  Speaker 2: Oh right, we don't need a flight attendant calling an ambulance.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't want that for you. I think the
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  Speaker 3: magnesium will just give you, give you the goods while
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  Speaker 3: you're on there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, take two two magnesium.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if you're on the same red Eye.
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  Speaker 2: Oh interesting? What airport are you flying out of?
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  Speaker 3: Lax?
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  Speaker 2: I will never step foot in lax ag.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Burbank is really it's everything and more.
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  Speaker 2: My last trip was out of lax and arriving back there.
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  Speaker 2: There is not a worse psychic feeling in the world
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: than realizing, Oh, I got off the plane and now
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: there are hours ahead of me. To get into an uber,
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  Speaker 2: you'll have to go to that pen. That's like children
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: of men. It's horrible.
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  Speaker 3: I'll leave you with this. Oh, you're right, but can't
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  Speaker 3: fly my airline first class out of Burbank. Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'll tell you what's first class the Burbank airport.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: I will. I'll take a riverboat out of the Burbank
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  Speaker 2: airport before I go to Lax.
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  Speaker 3: So right, you and I live in different parts of town.
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  Speaker 2: That's true. That's true, but again the uber situation just
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  Speaker 2: shatters me every time.
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  Speaker 3: And then at JFK, now it's even worse.
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  Speaker 2: Is terrible too. Yeah, this is more of a travel
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  Speaker 2: tip podcast about to specific you don't go to Lax.
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  Speaker 2: Lax and JFK are all tricky, they're difficult, whereas LaGuardia gorgeous.
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  Speaker 3: Heaven, Newark even not bad.
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  Speaker 2: Not bad, but you shoot for Newark or shoot for laguardis.
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  Speaker 3: For Laguardi always.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I've had a wonderful time with you here today.
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  Speaker 2: It's been so much fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the best, and uh, thank it list thanks for
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: having me.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: Of course, thank you for being here and listener. The
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: podcast is over. I'm wondering what you'll do with your day.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: I'm putting more thought into your day than mine, and
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: that's part of my I guess kind of problem we've
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: discussed on this podcast. I have to figure out how
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: to live my own life. You go do your own thing.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: We'll meet again another time. The podcast is over. I
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: love you, goodbye, said no gifts isn't exactly right production.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: It's produced by our dear friend Annalise Nelson, and it's
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday, and we couldn't do it
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: without our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: follow the show on Instagram. At I said, no gifts,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?
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  Speaker 3: The lie in why did you hear?
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  Speaker 5: Fun?
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  Speaker 1: A man myself perfectly clear?
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  Speaker 2: But you're a guest to me.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no guests,
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  Speaker 1: your presences presents enough. I'm already too much stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So how did you dan to survey me? Be thetaen