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Francis & Sas go to The US Open | Boy Dad 436 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: dad podcast today it is september 14th it is monday
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  Speaker 6: it is 1 30 ish 120 ish p.m i feel.
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  Speaker 5: Like i have so much to hear about from you guys.
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  Speaker 6: Just so much to say we are i mean just
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  Speaker 6: filled with stories laughs anecdotes anecdotes riddles I mean, everything.
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  Speaker 4: Anecdotes is a funny way to say it because they
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  Speaker 4: are anecdotes about antics.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Crazy antics this weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: I can't wait to hear it. Before I start, I
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  Speaker 1: Pouring a phoenix dead into a body armor.
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  Speaker 4: I love that.
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  Speaker 5: It's very nice.
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  Speaker 6: of those after.
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  Speaker 5: Soley's never thought of some shit like this. Dave could
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  Speaker 5: never imagine this. The average mind can't conceptualize this. And
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  Speaker 5: then on the weekends, a little Pink Whitney with it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: All the colors of the rainbow. What jersey are you wearing?
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  Speaker 5: It's just a Carhartt. I don't think it's a club's kit.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 5: I think it was Carhartt just made it on their own.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's cool. Fake jersey.
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  Speaker 5: Fake jersey.
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  Speaker 4: Stolen valor. Stolen valor.
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  Speaker 5: Whose jersey should I be wearing?
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  Speaker 6: I thought it was a Harvard jersey, to be honest.
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  Speaker 6: It's got the creme.
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  Speaker 5: I am rocking the creme.
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  Speaker 6: St.
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  Speaker 5: Joe's Prep was maroon as well.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, interesting.
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  Speaker 6: 3-1-3, it's Detroit.
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it says Detroit on the side.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Detroit.
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  Speaker 4: Cardhart. WIP.
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  Speaker 5: WIP.
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  Speaker 1: I went from stealing valor from the working man to
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  Speaker 1: stealing valor from soccer players and their fans in Detroit.
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  Speaker 5: There's nothing about me that's authentic.
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  Speaker 6: That's an M & M jersey.
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  Speaker 5: Basically.
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  Speaker 1: RIP to Kyle Busch.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody from the 313.
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  Speaker 1: Put your motherfucking hands up. I just need to hear
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  Speaker 1: about this weekend that you spent together.
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  Speaker 6: We're just getting in.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 6: We're just getting back from the weekend.
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  Speaker 5: From your time together?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I heard you guys had a hangover type of situation.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah. We both just flew in.
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  Speaker 5: From Miami.
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  Speaker 6: Fuck it, Miami. We're already wearing white. Yeah, when you're
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  Speaker 6: leaving the U.S. Open, it's kind of just everyone's just
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  Speaker 6: shuffling onto the private jets.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like leaving St.
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  Speaker 4: Bart's. We just walked out of an exit and we
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  Speaker 4: were at LaGuardia. Yeah. It's right there.
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  Speaker 6: Where are you guys going? Dubai or Miami?
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  Speaker 5: Was it the best time ever, Francis?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to hear Harry's recap of it.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it was fun.
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  Speaker 4: We had a good time.
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  Speaker 5: A tale of two tales. Let's hear your tale.
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 6: The actual match itself was sick. I think that was
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  Speaker 6: probably my favorite part.
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  Speaker 5: What'd you go for, the women's final?
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  Speaker 6: Women's final. We got to see Sablanca against Bacana, and
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  Speaker 6: that was awesome.
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  Speaker 5: That's a Street Fighter matchup.
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  Speaker 6: When I was leaving, when I was walking out, there's
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  Speaker 6: a designated Uber area pickup, and I couldn't get an Uber,
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  Speaker 6: so I tried to walk up the street a little
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  Speaker 6: bit to where it was open, and there was this
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  Speaker 6: old New York dude in a Mets hat Just like
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  Speaker 6: I think he was hammered and he was just walking
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  Speaker 6: up to people leaving the open and he's like, who won?
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  Speaker 6: Joe Schmo or whatever the fuck. I like burst out
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  Speaker 6: laughing when he said it. But all the other people
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  Speaker 6: leaving were like they did not seem happy about it.
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  Speaker 6: But it was very it was a very funny move.
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  Speaker 6: Just camping outside of the U.S. Open to make fun
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  Speaker 6: of the people leaving.
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  Speaker 1: And they were like, no, we take this seriously.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 6: But it was it was cool. It was the match
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  Speaker 6: was sick. Very intimate. Kind of seems like there's no
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  Speaker 6: bad seats in the house. It's also cool because everyone
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  Speaker 6: gets quiet.
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  Speaker 4: So it's not true. There are bad seats.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My mom and I went last summer and we were
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  Speaker 4: we had really bad seats. Pretty low. No, we were
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  Speaker 4: way up. And then fortunately, a friend of mine was
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  Speaker 4: doing a thing and invited us down to his box
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  Speaker 4: that he was in. But we watched the first set
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  Speaker 4: and a half.
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  Speaker 5: Rizzo.
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  Speaker 4: In nosebleeds or whatever. And it was so steep that
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  Speaker 4: it was almost like vertigo inducing.
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  Speaker 6: I actually don't mind being high. I don't hate the bleeds.
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  Speaker 6: I've never been for tennis, but for football, I kind
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  Speaker 6: of prefer it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't mind it either. I'm just saying compared
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  Speaker 4: to where we were, though, there are bad seats, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: big time.
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  Speaker 6: Well, for me and my experiences, there's been no bad seats.
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  Speaker 6: It's been only good seats being in the box.
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  Speaker 4: The box? It's been one game, one match, and you
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  Speaker 4: sat in a beautiful luxury suite.
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  Speaker 6: Sat in a beautiful luxury suite.
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  Speaker 4: There are no bad seats.
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  Speaker 5: There are no bad suites.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how people are complaining about hunger out there.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, there's food options everywhere here in New York.
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  Speaker 5: Marie Antoinette ass.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: No, it was, I mean, J. Will and his buddy,
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  Speaker 6: who was that guy?
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  Speaker 5: Lotto.
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  Speaker 6: Lotto?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. That was Lotto? Yeah. Shit.
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  Speaker 6: Lotto was saying the worst seats are low and behind
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  Speaker 6: one specific side. Like if you're low and you're on
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  Speaker 6: like the side of a player rather than like right
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  Speaker 6: down the middle, he said those seats are bad. So
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  Speaker 6: it sounds like there's actually a lot of bad seats.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I've been told that you want to be behind
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  Speaker 4: the baseline. And first of all, like they switch sides
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  Speaker 4: of the court. So you would be behind both players.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but you're still only seeing one side of the.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what's happening here, but I trust you.
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  Speaker 5: The net, you can see through the net. It's not
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  Speaker 5: a wall. The net's transparent.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like if you were at a hockey game
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  Speaker 6: and you're behind the goalie.
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  Speaker 5: But it's smaller, though.
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  Speaker 4: You want to be behind the players. It's much easier
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  Speaker 4: because then you don't have to go like this. You're
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  Speaker 4: actually seeing their ground strokes the whole time. Everyone says
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  Speaker 4: the best seats are behind the players on the end lines.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it sounds like you and Lotto got to talk.
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  Speaker 4: Cash this out. I'm glad that I was able to
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  Speaker 4: give you another perspective because I don't know. Lotto, I'm
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  Speaker 4: sure he knows tennis really well.
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  Speaker 6: He seemed like it, but he's been a couple of times.
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  Speaker 4: He's wrong.
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  Speaker 6: He's got a couple of years on you to respect
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  Speaker 6: your elders.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't always translate.
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  Speaker 6: A lot of Lotto shade getting thrown this way. Very concerning.
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  Speaker 5: We need to see him battle Lotto.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Then it'll really be like a 3-1-3-8 mile scene.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, seemed like a great guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he did. I liked him until I heard his
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  Speaker 4: tennis talk.
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  Speaker 1: Because you see the videos of Matthew McConaughey having to
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  Speaker 1: go like this the entire time. Anna Wintour, Jalen Brunson,
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  Speaker 1: Hannah Berner, all the people sitting courtside.
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  Speaker 6: Was Matthew McConaughey at the doubles when you were there?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: They didn't show him. Okay. Maybe Brad Pitt was there.
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  Speaker 4: Brad Pitt was there, but we were watching.
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  Speaker 6: I was watching the Texas-Ohio State game after. And Matthew
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  Speaker 6: McConaughey comes on screen, and Bo was like, he was
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  Speaker 6: just at the U.S.
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  Speaker 4: Open. He wasn't. I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: That would be a lot of dedication.
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  Speaker 5: I did see a video of him watching it back
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  Speaker 5: and forth.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, very performative in his watching.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Was that from a different year or was that from?
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  Speaker 6: No, he was definitely there at some point.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think he was there on Saturday.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe not on Saturday. He was definitely there at some point.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep.
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  Speaker 5: Friday. Friday.
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  Speaker 4: There you go, guys.
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  Speaker 6: So he went from there Friday to the game Saturday night.
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  Speaker 4: That's not terrible. No, it's not so bad.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So we heard your beige colorless take on what happened. Francis,
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  Speaker 1: what was your perspective?
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  Speaker 4: I got more to say. Keep going here. Keep going.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it was cool. It was very, very interesting.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know tennis at all, nor do I. I
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  Speaker 6: didn't even know the rules going into it.
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  Speaker 4: The amount of explaining that I had to do to
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  Speaker 4: Harry about just the way the game is scored.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was tough. I felt bad. It kind of
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  Speaker 6: felt like when I was younger and I went to
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  Speaker 6: go see Endgame with a bunch of my friends, but
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  Speaker 6: one of them had never seen Infinity War. So it
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  Speaker 6: was like he just kept on asking questions and it
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  Speaker 6: was like, bro, you should have figured this out before
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  Speaker 6: we got here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We got in there and he was asking me about
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  Speaker 4: it and he was like, okay. And I was like,
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  Speaker 4: it's best of three sets. First person to six games
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  Speaker 4: wins the set. You got to win by two. And
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  Speaker 4: then sure enough, and I was like, unless it gets to... six, six.
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  Speaker 4: And then there's a tiebreaker. And I was like, but
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  Speaker 4: God help us. If that happens, I don't even know
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  Speaker 4: how to explain that to you. And, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I was explaining like serves alternating and breaks of serve
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  Speaker 4: and all this stuff. And I could just hear Harry's
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  Speaker 4: brain shutting down.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I got to a point where I was
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  Speaker 6: just like, you can just save it. Like, it's not like,
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  Speaker 6: it's not getting through. I'm not retaining any of this information.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The scoring is a little pretentious in that 15, 30, 40, 45.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Deuce. Don't forget deuce, ace. But I think
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  Speaker 5: that that could easily be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
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  Speaker 6: Definitely. 15 to 30 is the same.
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  Speaker 5: Jump from 40 to 45, and that could just be counting.
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  Speaker 4: And then in the tiebreaker, they do revert to one, two.
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  Speaker 5: Three, four, five.
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  Speaker 6: Right, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: It could easily be that.
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  Speaker 4: If that was going to be part of it, why
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  Speaker 4: not just do that all along?
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  Speaker 5: Or like matches and sets are also in one, two, three, four, five.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was weird because like it doesn't really, like
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  Speaker 6: I had a hard time following it where it was like, okay,
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  Speaker 6: we're on the last match now or the last game.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know which one it was, but now we're
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  Speaker 6: at the third of the best of three.
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  Speaker 4: Set.
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  Speaker 6: We're at the third set. And then it was like,
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  Speaker 6: it seemed pretty even. And then everyone was just like,
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  Speaker 6: it's over. Like out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 4: I tried to tell you that if you lose your
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  Speaker 4: game while you're serving, that's a big advantage for the
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  Speaker 4: other player. It's called, she broke her serve. To have
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  Speaker 4: your serve broken is bad. You're supposed to win your
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  Speaker 4: service game. You have an advantage. That's where I said
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  Speaker 4: it's very similar. Sabalenka had her serve broken by Rabakina
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  Speaker 4: or whatever her name was. Rabakina.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So that we all knew at that point that she
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  Speaker 4: was just going to be overpowered.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah and you had to explain it to him you
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  Speaker 1: just sit him on your knee and whisper in the
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  Speaker 1: ear pretty much what was happening.
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  Speaker 4: I had explained it to him i hoped at that
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  Speaker 4: point that pieces would fall into place.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah it got to a point where i was just
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  Speaker 6: like i understand that if you miss or if it
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  Speaker 6: goes out like i know who gets the point and
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  Speaker 6: i just kind of started following that way keeping it simple.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool That was nice of you to explain it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you were very patient about it where he
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  Speaker 1: would have said nothing to you about it.
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  Speaker 6: Extremely patient.
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  Speaker 4: He would have switched, changed seats with someone. I can't
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  Speaker 4: sit next to somebody who doesn't understand what's going on.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, hit big, hit big, had to.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Like they definitely didn't explain Xfinity Wars to the kid.
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  Speaker 1: Like you would have been sitting there throughout the entire
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  Speaker 1: movie and been like, Dr.
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  Speaker 6: Doom gave me travel through time.
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  Speaker 4: Roan, in classic Harry fashion. He comes in. The whole
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  Speaker 4: box is done by DraftKings. They did an amazing job
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  Speaker 4: to invite us there. There's DraftKings people. There's DraftKings clients. Everybody.
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  Speaker 4: And there was a consensus. And Harry comes in and
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  Speaker 4: is like, all right, who's everyone betting on? The whole
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  Speaker 4: box had bet on Sabalenka. And quietly, Harry took the
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  Speaker 4: other player.
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  Speaker 6: I wasn't quiet about it at all. I let everyone know.
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  Speaker 4: No, you didn't. You let me know.
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  Speaker 6: It was better odds. And what I'm seeing is a 50-50.
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  Speaker 6: And she's like plus 150 to win versus Sablanca, who
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  Speaker 6: was like minus 100.
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  Speaker 4: So we all lost while Harry just sort of quietly
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  Speaker 4: and happily collected his winnings by fading the collective community.
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  Speaker 6: I was on my Robert Frost shit.
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  Speaker 5: Two roads that merge and you took the one less traveled?
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: And it made all the difference.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you were there with Dan and Dave,
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: they would have had you, they would have raked you
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: over the coals.
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I don't know. That's not how I, I
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: don't bet that way. Like, I'm not just going to
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: bet to bet with everyone I'm with.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to win. I get it. You see what
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: your friends are doing and you say, I'm going to
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: do the opposite.
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: I just said that. I mean, there's a lot of
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: people talking Sablanca and I saw Rebecca doing much better things.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: But you did this also when we went gambling, right?
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: When we played roulette together?
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: I think so, right?
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I made the most money I've ever made gambling.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Because you would say, well, Francis is on red, so
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: I'm going to bet black.
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, one of us is even happy. It's better than
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: both losing.
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: That's not how it works. It's not like you're playing
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: against each other. You guys can both win.
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: But if we did his strategy, we would have both lost.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: Or you would have both won.
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: Look, it's red or black.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: It's a 50-50.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Right, and you can both hit the same thing and win.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: You're acting like it's a zero-sum game. But instead of that,
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: Francis lost. So if I were to go with him,
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: we would have both lost. Wouldn't you rather one of
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: your friends win?
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: But you didn't know that.
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: But we were taking the, like, I had a feeling.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: I had a, brother, I see the table a different
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: way than you guys see it.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: I'm more of like a ride or die with my
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: friends type guy.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, scared money.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: I get it with betting sports.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: It's not scared money. It's just we win together, we
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: lose together. These are my friends.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: It depends on the scenario. If we're watching the Super
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: Bowl together and it's like a 50-50 toss-up, I'm going
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: to bet with my friends.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: I don't believe you. I would.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: I definitely would.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: You would gauge the interests of the room or the
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: collective betting of the room.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: I just had a hunch.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: I had a feeling. You didn't even know how scoring
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: worked in tennis.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: I know, but I could see it in their eyes.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: We had terrible seats, according to you.
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: How could you see their eyes? I said there was
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: no bad seats in the house. That's crazy.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: You're right. He did say that.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: I don't believe that you saw something in these women.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: I think that you.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: Gauged the energy of the room. No, I didn't gauge anything.
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: I literally opened up DraftKings. I saw one was plus
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: and one was minus, and I took the plus one.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I think that's a valid way to bet because I
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: think going against consensus is like Vegas is expecting consensus
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: to go a certain way. When you're going on a
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: roulette table and it's random and it's red or black,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: it's be with your friends or don't be with your friends.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: The fact that you go against your friends is way more.
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: I mean, we're bringing up something that happened almost. This
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: has got to be three years ago.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Okay. Well, more, more recently when your friends come and
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: visit you and they're excited to see you and stay
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: with you and you're like, you guys go out, I'm
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: going to stay home.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: And what does that have.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: To do with anything? I think that's a completely separate thing.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: What are my friends doing? I'm going to do the opposite. No, no, no.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: I had my buddy Nate over. We watched football all
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: day yesterday. We took all the same bets. One massive.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Hmm.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: And that was all coming from the win on Saturday.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: So I guess Nate is the one exception to this rule. No,
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to throw away my money for the boys.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: You just said you were Robert Frost. That's a Frost move.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Sometimes you got to be Frost. Yeah, but go ahead.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: And he's Nixon.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: You can't just always follow the crowd. Just be a sheep?
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: I just think that, well, then I agree that that's
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: what you're doing.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: I mean, this is a crazy argument. The argument here
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: is that I should be betting with my friends and
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: both the scenarios we've picked, my friends were wrong.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: This is a client event. And I think being one
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: with the people there would have been in our interest
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: so that we could all be rooting for the same thing.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: If you go down with the ship, you'll be reincarnated
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: as a god.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: It's more of a silent rooting there, though. It's not
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: like no one's ripping their shirts off and they spell
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Sablanca on their chest.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I get it. It's more of just like a... No,
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: but everyone had made it clear. It was clear we
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: were all rooting for Savalanka.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: Honestly, I felt like the girl in the yellow, I
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: felt like she could have used some support herself. Right.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: Well, you should have then. If you were betting for her,
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: you could have raw-rawed for her.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Oh, I was raw-rawing for her. Getting loud.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: In the box.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. All right. With all of that said.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Francis, I need to hear this.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not even.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: I'm not there yet, to be honest.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Huh? Where are you?
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not done.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Keep going. I'll stop.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: Only other thing I was going to say was, like,
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: the box was sick. The Graf Kings people put on
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: an absolute master class for us.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really nice.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: Would have hated to be in one of those other boxes.
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: There is a vibe there at the event where, like,
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: they show a lot of the celebs and you're looking
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: around and you're like, someone here is probably eating a baby.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: you know like i was getting that in the back
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: of my head for a good amount of time yeah
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: there's a lot of money in this.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: Build could i get my honeydews but with some stem cells.
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: Something local like it's a big big event.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: And everybody is of a certain caste system oh yeah
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: there's a certain tier that's there is that fair Yeah.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think the US Open is like this
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: weird self-fulfilling prophecy where it's like people mock it for
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: having influencers and then it brings more influencers and more
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: celebrities and it just becomes all about that. Also, it's
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: insanely expensive to get regular tickets. It's just like it,
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: you know, prices out. Those beautiful blue collar people that
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: show up at Knicks games on.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: A Wednesday night. Yeah, that is true.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Fucking talking about every sporting event in New York at
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: this point. CNBC. Except for like Yankees.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: Yankees you can still go to for like just a hug.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Mets.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: No, no, no. Mets you can go to for a hug.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Yankees tickets are $ 100. Really?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like, well, maybe I was just looking at
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Yankees Red Sox. But that was like get in price.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Get in price for like Mets Phillies this weekend is
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: like $ 18.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's cheap. It's home.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: But no, it was sick. I just wanted to make
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: that joke.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: It is a good observation.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: And it is just a see and be seen. It's
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: just like this self-fulfilling prophecy, like you said. It's not
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: anyone's fault, but like people just want to. It's like
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: the Soho house of sporting events.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: I really tried to go class. I tried to be classy.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: You looked nice, I will say. You showed up and
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: it was like one of those scenes where a guy
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: sees his prom date come down the stairs.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's good.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: You rounded the corner. I thought you were going to
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: come up the escalator. You're like, Francis. And I was like.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: Lady in red. Because I saw that.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: Photo that you posted.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Kiss me. Yeah, yeah.
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: That photo you posted, I thought it.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Looked like a swab. No, man. You were wearing that sweatshirt, right? Yeah, yeah.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: And then brown pants. Green.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: I was wearing my greens.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Either way. It almost looked old money. Almost looked. The
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: silhouette was old money.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: It was. People, when they saw us together, they were like, whew.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Who did Francis bring? Yeah.
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: They thought we were going to be in the Ralph
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: Lauren booth.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Who's Francis's new fuck toy?
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: You know what's an underrated moment of the whole thing
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: is when the ball boys walk out and they start running.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: First of all, there's like a hundred ball boys. You
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: only see like four of them. They all walk out
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: together and then they all start jogging around the court.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: Like a hundred of them.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: And they're all just jogging around.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: Like when you make like a whirlpool in a small
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: home pool.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah it was insane yeah but it was sick yep
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: why do they need to be they have to get
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: warmed up like the players they're moving faster than the
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: players really easily yeah they're flying yeah and they have
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: like little knee pads that they rest on yeah.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: It's funny whenever you see the videos of them like
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Smashing into a wall or getting smoked in the face
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: with a ball.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: It's like they're like the guards outside of like the.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: Buckingham Palace.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Is that called the Swedish Guard or something?
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Or is that in the Vatican or something like that?
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: It's the King's Guard now, right? They have it in
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: the Vatican.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Vatican I think is Swedish Guard or some shit.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: But yeah, that's all I got.
• 24:28
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• 25:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, let's start at the beginning.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Let's do this like Ocean's Eleven, where it's like, this
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: is how it really happened.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I'll go back. I went on a
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: double date with Rico Bosco on Friday night.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, this is great.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: At where?
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Polo bar.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: And he pitched this to me and was like, at
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: first I was like, yeah, I don't know if I can,
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: I doubt I can make it. And he's like, oh,
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: I've asked seven other people. I'm like, well, now I'll come.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: You didn't tell me that I was the seventh option.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: I didn't know it was your last resort.
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Um, and he literally listed all the people he had
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: asked who couldn't come. He's like, Ron can't make it.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: This guy can't make it. Like, and, um, anyway, he,
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: it was with his lovely wife and her friend. And, uh,
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: it was great. We had a great time. And so
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: we were out pretty late cause it was a late reservation.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: And then I went to bed. I don't know. I
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: went to bed.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I asked him how it was. He was like, Francis
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: kind of ran the table. Oh, He was like, I
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: think I'm a pretty good dinner guy. Francis kind of
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: ran the table.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: He was like ordering the conversations. I was like, he
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: order for you? He's like, well, I helped. Like a
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: kid being like, I made the casserole with mom.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: I let him order. He's the one who gave the
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: order to the waiter. But he asked me because he
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: knew I had been there before and he was like, He.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Was telling jokes.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: He was impressed, but also almost humbled by how well
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: you performed at the dinner.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Rico was great. He was in his element. He was
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: wearing a really nice shirt. He was a man out
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: and about, and it was cool to see that. I
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: was impressed by that. A double date, huh?
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Nice.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Was there an expectation? I think they just had a
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: friend that they wanted to introduce me to when her
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: seven other options fell through.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Roan's married.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Roan can't make it because he's married. I asked him,
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: I was like, wouldn't you be willing to meet this
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: other one? And he's like, I'm sorry.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: I'm married, Rico.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Listen.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: Um so you guys had it you guys burned it
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: down it seemed like it was a really fun uh
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: dinner it.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Was super super fun we had a great time i'd
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: never really been out well we went that one time
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: in chicago out with rico you and i did but
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: and he.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Wouldn't get off his phone at this really nice french.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Restaurant exactly and so did you have to tell him
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: to get off his phone in front of his.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: By the way he brought that up at our dinner
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: and he was like i've been out with francis one
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: time before but we went to a french restaurant and
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: There's a bunch of weird shit that they're ordering. I
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: don't like any of that uncooked shit.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: There's like a pate or something.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: The waiter recommended at our dinner that we do this
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: fluke ceviche. And he's like, so what's that? And I'm like, well,
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: you know, it's raw fish. And he's like, I don't
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: know about that. I'm with him.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: He was like, you put it on the cracker? How
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: do I do it? I put it on the cracker?
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: He's like, I don't like these uncooked animals. So anyway,
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: late night. And then I go to bed and we
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: got after it too. I mean, we were drinking. And
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: so on Saturday, I woke up. I was nervous about
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: being late to the US Open because it can take
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: a while to get out there. I woke up and
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: I felt not good. I felt really unwell, hungover, like sick, sickly, nauseous.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: and very like.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: What time did you wake up because it was like
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: a noon thing right it was a new.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Okay so that's a whole another story well that's where
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: we're going yeah that's the story that's the story so
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: it's not a whole other story It's the story. It's true.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: It's the story.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: That's the next piece.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Of the story, yeah.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: That's why I told this Rico part. So I wake up,
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: and I had looked at the website, and the website
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: said that the tennis started at noon. And they told
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: us to be there an hour and 15 minutes early.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: And I had told Harry this, too. So I'm up.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: At when? I mean, I got up at like 8.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you said we had to be there at like 10.30.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: I thought we had to be there at 10.30. I
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: texted Harry at like 9.30, at which point, I think
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: I was, yeah, at 10 a.m. I was in an
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Uber out there.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: And that's when I texted our point person at DraftKings.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: And I was like, on my way, like, see you soon.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: And she was like, whoa. you must really like men's doubles.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: And I was like, what? She was like, yeah, the
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: men's doubles is first. And the women's final doesn't start
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: until 4 PM. It's 10 30 AM. I'm on the
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: BQE heading out to fucking flushing or whatever in an Uber.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, okay, I can either turn around now
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: and go back to my apartment for the next three hours,
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: or I can just continue out here. and be at
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: the U.S. Open hungover, exhausted, and nauseous for the next
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: seven hours.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: And you were probably primped at that point. It's not
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: like you could just lay back down in bed. You
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: had a full face of makeup.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: I was, yes, exactly. I was covered in cologne. I
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: would have, yeah, right. So luckily I call Harry and
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, you're going to hate me. I'm so sorry.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: He's like, why?
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: I thought we were chalking it. I was sitting down
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: at the desk cracking my knuckles.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, I'm really sorry. Turns out the
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: women's final doesn't start till four. I figured he had
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: already left because I think he had said he had
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: already left.
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: My Uber had arrived.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: And he's like, oh, no. Okay, all good. I'll just
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: hang for another couple hours. I'm like, oh, you haven't
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: left yet? He's like, no. I'm like, oh, thank God.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Because I knew that that wouldn't have gone well. No,
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, I would have gone.
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: I probably wouldn't have stayed for the women's though.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Which we had to do.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: So you mentioned that and I was like, I'm not
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: so sure you understand the assignment today. That's what we
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: have to be there for.
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't have hated watching the men's doubles, but yeah,
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: seven hours is a little too much US Open for me.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: I go, I get into the box at 11 a.m.,
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: an hour before the men's doubles even start. It's just
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: me and the caterer. I helped him remove tinfoil from
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: stuff just so that I could eat it because I
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: was so hungry at this point.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: So they were serving hot stuff at 11.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: The food was really good.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: I was thinking of like a fruit platter or something
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: well they.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Had all that they had salads they had sandwiches they
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: had everything.
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: What was hot at 11 pasta steak tips.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: At 11 whoa steak tips you just mowed down a
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: tray i ate a lot you must have eaten all
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: of them yeah that's i didn't see a single steak.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Tip the guy did tell me he was like you
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: should have some of these because these will go And
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: I was like, they're going to go because of me.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: They definitely want to send them.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: At about 1130, Harry texts me and he goes, by
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: the way, like, don't feel bad if you want to leave. Like,
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: I'll get there and just, what did you say?
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: I was pretty much saying like, because he was texting
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: being like, I'm so tired. So I was giving him
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: an app.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: You said that I'm going to pick up the schmooze slack.
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: No no I insinuated I won't go.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's my point he was like I'm not gonna
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: come oh I thought you were.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Saying that you were gonna like cover for him no
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: no no not like you're I'm also gonna bail no.
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: I was like if you're not at 11 45 he
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: goes I'm still down to go but if you don't
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: want to do a full six hours and are dead
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: after the men's doubles final I won't be destroyed if
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: you want to leave I was like dude I have
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: to be here we have to be here.
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah here in the we Yeah. We.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, shit. We had tickets. They got
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: us tickets. You know?
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: You also said yes.
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: Well, at 11.45, I'm now assuming I'm not going to
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: the US Open.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: At this point.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: Why would you think that?
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: Because I assumed that. I just assumed you were going
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: and you were going to say hi to everyone. And then, like,
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: after the men.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Dude, when I make a mistake, I see it through.
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, not me. That's not how I operate.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: I just fucked myself. Thumbed out. I fucked myself, but
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: what option do I have? I have to wear it.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: I have to do the mission, which was to be
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: there with DraftKings and have a good time with their
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: clients at the US Open. It's really not that hard
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: of an assignment.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: Was it your mistake or their mistake?
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: My mistake.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: But it was an easy mistake to make because it
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: had not been told to us at any point what
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: time the women's final started. And I just went on
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: the website and it was like session 12. begins at
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: noon on Saturday and it was like women's final got
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: it but that's like the mark this is the undercard
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: beginning at noon yeah and the women's final and they
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: didn't they didn't say in fact so many of the
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: main events have started far later because if the earlier
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: matches go the full sets and stuff that's why that
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: fucking Carlos Alcaraz Ben Shelton match began at like midnight
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: or whatever and ended at 3.30 yeah So... You know
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: that one.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: Akira Shelton.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: They hugged each other's dads afterwards.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: No, no, that wasn't Akira Shelton.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: That was Zverev-Shelton, the final, yesterday. Whatever. The point is...
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: I got it, I got it. The point is, we
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: get there, and part of me is like, I'm not
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: 100% sure Harry's going to come.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you were feeling it too. No, I.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: I, I just feeling that you wouldn't come. Yeah. I
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: wasn't going to leave.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: You're a bail artist. You'll bail on anything. You can
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: make a bail out of any situation.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Not true.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: No, you're a timeless bail artist.
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: This was a, I didn't understand the assignment clearly. And
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: I was saying to him, like, that sounds like a
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: long day. Feel free to bounce.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: You're like, that sounds like a long day for you, Francis.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to come.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: I'm going to make it shorter.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: You're like, I can't believe what you're going through. get
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: going in the one case of solidarity i will also
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: bail yeah.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Exactly even though it's like the hottest ticket in town
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: for the final in this exclusive club style event that's
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: right next to your home the stars have aligned for
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: it to be like a dream scenario and you're like
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: i'll just fucking sit at the desk.
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: Play yeah watch college ball.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah so it.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: Is fun to cancel plans but you can't leave a
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: fucking soldier in the field.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: I didn't and i didn't you were you wanted to
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: though i i gave him the opportunity to say it's
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: better if you don't come just don't.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: Come you're a draft dodger.
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: And then he said immediately we have to be here
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: and then i never said anything again and i said
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: all right let's go let's get.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: To it then Yeah, a better way, I mean, and
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: I know this isn't language to which you respond, but
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: a better way to put it is we get to
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: be here. Of course. Because it was awesome.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: It was incredible.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: It was so sick. The sweet was unbelievable. The food
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: was unbelievable. Unlimited drinks, all this. I just started drinking.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: I had to.
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: You drank Francis was hammered.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: No, I wasn't.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: You got to shut that thing up.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, get a silent one?
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: I was not hammered because I was asking for skinny
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: honey deuces.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: Francis was buckled by the time I got there.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Wait, doesn't skinny, is that less alcohol or less cows?
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: It was just that they were topping it off with seltzer,
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: so it wasn't too sickly sweet, because that's a pretty
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: sweet drink.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: So it was less sweet. Oh, okay, so you were hammered.
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: When I got there, Francis was like, you know how
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: he said he was like... I was in flow state.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: I was in flow state.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: That actually sounds awesome. In the picture, you looked like it.
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: He told me he had 13 of them.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: I think I did. I think I had about 13.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: But it was just one of those days where I
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: hit the absolute speed slot. I was really in the zone.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: I was grooving with everybody. I was betting with all
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: the right people. I was betting the same bets as
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: the people. I was making sure the DraftKings clients felt
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: taken care of and were having a nice time. And then,
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: you know, the angel of death arrived.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: And just sucked all the energy.
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: When I got there, Francis was hanging over the balcony.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: That's not what it was.
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: With his head in his hands.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: And he was mumbling to himself, I just can't.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: That's not the case. Let's be honest. Harry arrives, and
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: I'm going to tell the truth here, Ron. Harry arrived within,
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: I had told the DraftKings people, you know, like who
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: was coming and what to sort of expect from him.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: And they were like, oh, is he fine will he
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: like will he get after it and i was like
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: no he doesn't really drink um no he's not i mean.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: It was i was getting looks the second i walked
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: in yeah really like this guy's never even touched a baby.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Where's his ring light?
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: He doesn't even know the proper temperature to cook one.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: He'd spoil the baby.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: I bet he likes his bae to be well done.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: It's probably one of those guys. At one point, they
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: were like, we're going to go to dinner later after this.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: We want you guys to come. Harry, you should come.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: And he was like, no chance. I'm going to be
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: playing Counter-Strike for the next seven hours. The second I'm
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: allowed to leave, I'm going straight home to play seven
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: hours of Counter-Strike.
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: Which you told me the same thing.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: That he was allowed?
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: No, Francis said to me, he said, he's like, no shot,
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: I'm going out either.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I said I'm not going to go to dinner,
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: but I wasn't like, I'm not going to go to
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: dinner because I have to play video games for seven hours.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: I just didn't tell them what I was going to
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: be doing.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Well, he's anti-influencer. He's like the counterculture in real life.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: He's embodied as being someone who is against everything that
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: that event stands for.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: It really was... It hearkened back to high school where
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: I could never understand why the popular girls at my
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: school gravitated more towards the devil may care, skip class,
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: hockey guys who threw lips in and.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: We're just like burning weed behind the fucking gym or
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: whatever in the middle of the day and didn't care.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: And I was like, but surely, you know, I'm on
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: the honor roll. You'd want a prospect like that. And
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: they didn't. They didn't like me because I tried.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: And this was a lot.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Yes, exactly. This was another iteration of that where Harry
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: was like, I don't give a fuck. I don't want
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: to do what you want to do. And this is
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: who I am.
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: I mean, the vibe that I got when I arrived
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: was that everyone was pretty loose.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Oiled up.
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: Francis specifically.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: No.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: Kind of causing a scene.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: The wheels were grease.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Completely composed.
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: When he threw up, I was like, holy shit.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: I actually, on the way there in the Uber, I
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: rolled down the window and I was like, it's 50-50
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: right now. Whether I'm going to stick my head out
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: the window and throw up down the side of his car.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: That's the worst imaginable feeling. Yeah. No, but I mean,
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: it was everyone was trying to get a whole thing
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: together to go out. And I was like, are you
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: going to go out? And I was like, there's no
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: chance I'm going out.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: At least you're honest.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'd say I was very direct about it.
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: No shot.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, yeah, this is this is what he does.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: He's got it. I don't know what it is, but
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: he's got that thing.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: I was I mean, I had plans, got plans for
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: the night. Ohio State, Texas and Counter-Strike and Rocket League.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: You were playing Rocket League?
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. What the fuck?
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: How'd you get into Rocket League?
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: It's the only game that me and my friends can
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: play together right now. Or one of the only ones.
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: Because Bo has a PlayStation 4 still.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: Got it.
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: Which came out 15 years ago.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: We need to get Bo a better console.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: Well, why don't we throw together some money for him?
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: I'm going to give him my PlayStation.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Good. Yeah.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: When?
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Soon.
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: Probably this week, honestly.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Why don't you just do it today?
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: Definitely not happening today. Why? Because I had to do
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: something today. So now I'm done.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Just being enigmatic.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: Well, there's a lot of people talking while we're watching
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: the game. And I'm like, I'm here to watch the game.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: It is an interesting thing where you can't have conversations
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: during the points.
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: But there's a lot of people that are.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: So it's stop and start.
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: Especially in the surrounding boxes. That suite to the left
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: of us was.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: Obnoxious.
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: I almost had to jump over there.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were bad.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: Have they done the law?
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Who were they representing? What company was it?
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: We don't know. Chubb? Chubb Insurance was everywhere. That seemed
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: to be a big sponsor.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: Chubb was running their fat mouse.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: There was a bunch of sponsors and I was like,
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: how do you think you get the job as the
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: bus boy? Or not the bus boy, the ball boy.
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: And we were like going, Francis was like, I'm assuming
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: you just apply. And I was like, no, I was like, no,
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: that's because they had all the sponsors. And I was like,
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: that's Chubb. My little kid's last name's Chubb.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: Or it's like the kid of Chubb.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: My grandson needs a job.
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm actually Ralph Lauren Jr.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: I'm Nick Chubb Jr.
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: Little Chubb.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: I see where you get your speed.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: It would be over if the bros could get a,
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: if they were the ball boys.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Dude, we had a great time. We really did.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Harry rose to the occasion. I was glad that he came.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: He got into it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: What'd you eat, Harry?
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Nothing. Okay.
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: I wasn't there for that long, though. I was only
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: there for probably like an hour.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: And a half.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: No way. You must have been there for two hours.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Because you came a little early, and then the match
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: went the full distance.
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: I didn't come. Actually, I tried to come early. I
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: got there like right at four. Because I remember being
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: worried I was going to miss the beginning.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: I lost all track of time. I was there for
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: a week. I was literally there from 11 a.m. until
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: 6 p.m. Awful. No, it wasn't awful. It was just wrong.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: It was a completely wrong estimation of time.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Well, sporting events should be like three to four hours
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: at kind of max.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: No offense to sporting events. I hope that they don't take.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Like a golf outing of watching... A whole day of
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: golf is a lot.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a long time.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: That's a lot to spectate.
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Too much. It was really fun. DraftKings put it on.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: Shout out DraftKings.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: I didn't really know who worked where or what really,
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: but there was two dudes I was talking to for
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: a while. We talked a lot about ball. Great combo.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Was Harry on anybody's radar coming in there?
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: No.
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: No, they didn't know who I was.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: They didn't know the face.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: Did you start to? like explaining your like twitter origin.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Story yeah i tried i was 13 in class.
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: 400k before i got hired by barstool no biggie.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: I'm like kind of like the shelton of barstool.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: It is interesting to watch him sort of operate in
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: the wild you know he's got a magnetism and and
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: uh people who for whatever reason people are drawn to
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: it and uh it's it's it's like him do it
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: the less he does the more people are intrigued.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I wonder what his hobby would be if the internet
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: wasn't invented because like say this is like the 1980s
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: and he's getting invited to these types of events under
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: the same pretense but he doesn't have video games to
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: go home to but he's still going to go home
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: to do something and i think it would be Something
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: productive I feel like you'd be like Writing or some
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: shit like that Or like reading or like.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: Probably something like that I think you'd.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: Be an electrician Like a grid manager.
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: Working the grid I'd love to manage the grid I'd
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: get that thing running smooth I don't think you're built
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: for it No bottlenecks.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: I can see you working as an air traffic controller too.
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah that job looks stressful as fuck Like unbelievably stressful
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: They try to get people that play video games to
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: do it.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: That's what I was going to say. You're wearing the headset.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: You've got a lot of, you know, things going on. Yeah. Communicating.
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: Except then, like, if something happens, it's not like, oh,
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: let's just restart the game.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: It's like, oh, shit, 400 souls just died.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Did you hear Elon Musk this morning? Or it wasn't even,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: did you hear?
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: On Twitter, he....
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Retweeted an article that said that people that play video
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: games and who are athletes or work out regularly score
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: like 13% higher on cognitive functions. And he just quote
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: tweeted it and said, gamers, FTW, gamers for the win.
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: He's a fake gamer?
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: That's you.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: No, he's a fake-ass gamer?
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: That's exactly you.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: He basically owns a gaming company the way that you
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: own the Bush, and he's just more successful at his.
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: What gaming company does he own?
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Fucking Starlink or whatever. That shit's all a game to him.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: You don't think that SpaceX is.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: A game to him?
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: No, that's not.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: That's the same as you owning the bush. And he
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: plays the same amount of video games.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: As you do.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: He doesn't play any of it. He's a fake gamer.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: It was just funny that he completely ignored the exercising
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: part of that. Oh, yeah.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: He just completely glazed over the exercising part.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: That is the part of video games that is like
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: the most fascinating to me is like the level of
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: like intelligence that the like the like how smart the
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: people that are playing are like the professionals. But like
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: obviously they're not actually like they're like their brains are
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: completely fried. But like in game, they're like geniuses. And
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: like watching that, it's like it's mind blowing to see.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: But it honestly makes you wonder like I wonder if
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: these people would be good at like regular traditional sports
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: if they applied themselves to that.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: But I think there's a different innate physicality that some
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: people are just not born to be good at sports.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: It's true. It is true.
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: But I feel like the people that are naturally athletic
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: are better at video games than people that aren't.
• 49:04
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• 49:05
  Speaker 6: I think they are.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: Based off what?
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Reaction time? I mean, Francis dummies you in video games
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: all the time.
• 49:11
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• 49:15
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• 49:22
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• 49:26
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• 49:30
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• 49:34
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  Speaker 1: Rules and restrictions may apply. I spent like 16 hours
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: in the Atlanta airport on Friday.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: Oh boy. It was fucking terrible.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: What happened?
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: It was awful.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I flew down at 8 a.m. for a connecting flight
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: from Atlanta to Tallahassee. And I landed in Atlanta. And
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: as we landed, they said our flight was going to
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: be delayed by two hours. And at that point, we
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: had to make the calculus of whether we were going
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: to drive down, which would be four or five hours,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: or wait for the flight, which.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: Would get us in at about the same time. And
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: I was like, we should wait for the flight.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: We have a show that starts at eight o'clock or
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: seven o'clock and it has a hard out at nine.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: We have to be off stage at nine.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: And the time gets moved back and the time gets
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: moved back and the time gets moved back.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: And we're like, we're not going to fucking make this show.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: We're going to fucking miss this show.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: We need to start thinking about flying from Atlanta straight
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: back to New York. The sides of the fucking airport
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: are getting belted with a hell storm that I'd never
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: seen before. Like the sky was so dark, it was green.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: And so we're like, okay, we have to book a
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: flight back. Me and Frankie booked the earliest flight back.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: There's like a 637, 730, 745, 9, 930, 945. A
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: lot of flights. So many flights out. We got on
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: the first, booked the first flight.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: And from that point, that flight got delayed and got
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: delayed and got delayed to the point where all the
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: flights that came after it all went out. But the
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: pilots were on the plane. There were some flight attendants
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: there who were trying to deadhead that flight back to
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: another city. And there were two flight attendants who were
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: on the ground. They had landed two hours early, but
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: they just couldn't get to their gate. So these two
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: phantom flight attendants couldn't get on the flight. The flight
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: attendants who were on the other flight couldn't make it
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: to our flight. And the pilots timed out. And they
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: were just like, you guys are fucked. There's nothing you
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: can do.
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: That's the worst.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: There's inside the terminal of Atlanta's huge airport. There's like
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: suites that you can sleep in. And so Frankie and
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I are rushing over. he books his I'm in the
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: middle of booking mine and it just won't go through.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: He got the last suite and they're like sleeping this
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: suite together. I slid open the door and it's a
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: fucking prison cell. I was like, get me the fuck
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: out of here. I went to the Marriott, stayed over
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: in the Marriott for like six hours, woke up and
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't get back till, till noon the next day.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: I would have gotten back earlier if we had played
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: the show in Tallahassee.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah. My flight would have gotten us. I had
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: like a, Seven o'clock flight.
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: So you just went to the Atlanta airport?
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I spent the entire day, almost 24, more than 24
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: hours in the Atlanta airport and the surrounding Marriott.
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: That's so bad.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: I've never been trapped somewhere so hellaciously.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: Why did you, did you, did you ever consider?
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: I considered everything. Yeah.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: Did I ever consider what?
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: Switching flights again?
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I tried to switch every flight. The Delta people told
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: me there were no flights that I could get on. Meanwhile, Mac,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: who was on a flight after me, got on a
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: flight by going standby at a 2 a.m.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: Flight.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: They were still flying out at 2 a.m. They said
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: there was nothing we could switch to because the original
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: times had already passed. And since they were delayed, they
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: could have put me on anything.
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: So what did you do in the airport the whole time?
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: Did you just get shit-faced?
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: Dude, the bar's closed. I got hung over in the airport.
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: I got drunk and then hung over.
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: So you just got fucked every which way.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: I got fucked from every single angle.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: Did you ever think about buying multiple flights?
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: I was on multiple flights at one point.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: Why are you asking him these questions?
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: Because I've done that. I've done that before as well.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: But the question would be... In that scenario, given how
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: resourceful he is and how long he was there, do
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: you not trust that he just exhausted every option?
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: I don't know. That's why I'm going down the checklist.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: See if you can poke a single hole in my
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: strategy for that day.
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: Did you check surrounding airports?
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: There are no surrounding airports to Atlanta.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: What's a surrounding airport to Atlanta that would have a
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: flight to New York?
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: Nashville's a buck 30 away.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: No, it ain't.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is. Tyler?
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: Tyler?
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: That shit sucked, bro.
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: I would have hightailed it up to Nashville.
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, bro. It would have taken over five hours.
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: To get to Nashville. Five hours to Nashville? Are you crazy?
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: I'm curious now how far apart those two cities are.
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: Atlanta to Nashville is two. You didn't even check surrounding airports.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: Four hours.
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: You didn't even check.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: It's 250 miles.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Four hours and 15 minutes. Yeah. I was way off.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: What the fuck?
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: I was way off.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: My flight was supposed to be at like 630. And
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: so it's like, even if it got delayed two hours
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: and I was like, okay, I'm going to go there.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: I would have had to wait the two hours, then
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: leave at 830 and get there at fucking 1245. There's
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: no flights from Nashville at 1245. The whole Southeast was
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: in a storm.
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that's tough. You got boned bad.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Huntsville?
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: No. I tried Northeast Regional Arkansas Airport. I tried everything.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: That's brutal.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I've never been stuck like that. And there was flight
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: attendants outside the flight, and there were two pilots on
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: the flight, and we just.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: Couldn't get in. The guy came on. He was like
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: so scared to say anything.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: The mob there.
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: That happened to me.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: We're about to be. And I was literally in the
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: back like, say it with your chest. Yeah.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: And he's like, well, if you guys got a little
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: bit closer, he started going back and forth with us.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: And someone else was like, well, you would just tell
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: us to get like to stop crowding the counter. And
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: he was basically like, are you done? Are you guys done?
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: And then I came up to him later trying to get,
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: he didn't know it was me that said, say it
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: with your chest.
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: You actually said that? Yeah.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: And so I like found the guy as he was
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: like walking through the crowd later and I wanted to
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: get information from him.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: And I was like, and he didn't know it was me.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm so sorry you're going through this, man.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: This must be fucking brutal. All I can think about
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: is you as a person.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So what's the deal with.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: The flight attendants? Like they're stuck. They can't go on
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: or whatever. And he started, he explained to me that
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: the other people were on the runway and He wasn't
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: even telling that information to Jen Pop since I buttered
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: him up. He got him while he was emotionally vulnerable. Yeah,
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: they don't tell. They're like, I want. And I was like,
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: why won't you just tell people? He's like, I don't.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I want people to still like have hope. He basically
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: knew it was dead and he just didn't want people.
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: To- Do they not realize that that's so much worse?
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: It's worse.
• 59:09
  Speaker 6: It's so much worse.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: All right, everybody, back on the bus. Whoa, the nuclear
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: bomb is going to kill all these kids. Don't you
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: think they deserve to have hope?
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: That's literally what it was. He was like, I want
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: people to have something to hang on to.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: That's so fucked.
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: Like, bro, just let us call and get on the
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: Newark flight. But by the time I was- I gave
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: Mac the company card. And by the time I was
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: ready to go on the Newark flight, I saw Mac
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: walking down the middle of the airport fucking four more
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: beers deep than I was. Looking so jolly, ready to
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: get on this. Swinging his arms with like a two
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: liter like cherry Dr. Pepper.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: He had like drinks. He was ready to go. And
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: then his flight got delayed till two. It was just
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: so brutal. Just getting stuck there.
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: The worst part of that sounds like canceling the show.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: Like when you canceled the show, you must have thought
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: in your head, like, well, at least I'm just going home.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: Yep, exactly.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: And I was like, at first I was like, let
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: me get on the latest flight possible, the 930. So
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I have the most time possible if the show is
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: back on. And then I was like, okay, show's definitely off.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Canceled the 9.30. Got on this 6.30.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: 9.30 went. I didn't go.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: Like reverse final destination.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: That's so bad.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: We kept moving the show back. Moved it to an
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: outside venue. Moved like we were like.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: Moved venues.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: There was like different stages in this.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: That's fucked.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: It was so fucked. It was so frustrating.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: That's a brutal day.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: Did you get to watch any college ball at least?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: On Saturday I did. Not Friday. So this is Friday.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: It's on 9-11. Oh, shit. This is Friday. This is
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: worst possible travel on 9-11.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: For anyone ever.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: All time. That's definitely all time bad.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: All time bad.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: On Thursday, I fucking, even more all time bad. I
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: went to, I have a wedding in like two weeks,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: three weeks. And so I went to go, I have
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: some suits that are pretty nice suits. I went to
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: go get my suits let out a little bit.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: Cause I'm fat now.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: Oh no.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: Give him a little air.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: Give him a little bit of air.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: That bumps me out.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: And the guy was like, there's not enough inches. Oh no.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: New suit.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Basically all like four custom suits I went through. He's like,
• 1:01:29
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• 1:01:30
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• 1:01:31
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• 1:01:34
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• 1:01:36
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• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: This fit your fucking fat body.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: This suit needs a seatbelt extender.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: That's so brutal.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: So you got to get all new suits.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: I had to go. I called like five places.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: I was like, where is there enough fabric in New
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: York to create a new suit for me by two
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: and a half weeks from now?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: And I got some Indian lady who's cooking me up
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: something nice.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: Beautiful.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: They said everything else gets sent to China. Really? You
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: know all your custom suits are getting made in China?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: I don't have a custom suit. I'm doing one. I
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: thought you got one in France. For the first time, no,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: I did it here in New York. This is my
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: first one ever, though. Really? Yeah.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: What pattern did you go with?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: It's just brown.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: Just a classic brown?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: What shade of brown?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't know how to call it.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: Is it more chocolatey or more cinnamon?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: Probably more chocolatey.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: It's delightful love that delicious i was hoping you were
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: gonna say chocolate for the fall.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: I went uh i went fragrance shopping yesterday again.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: Really yeah on ball sunday it was before ball oh
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 6: okay all right.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: Early morning i can respect that where'd you go soho
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: Did you go to luxury stores?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: Amouage, another place. I mean, I want a little ham.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: By the way, I called Jerry, and he was like,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: I'm streaming. Oh. Because he and I, fragrance is the
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: thing that he and I have in common now.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: I got one he recommended. Is he still big in
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: the fragrance game?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: I think he's always, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I just didn't know if that was because it stopped
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: being part of his.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: I.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: Don't think he's doing Jerry Fragrance anymore, but he is
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: still wearing fragrance.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 6: For sure.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: Did you get the Paco Rabanne One Million?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: No, but I got the Parfum de Marly Altair, which
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: he recommended, and it's really good. I'm wearing it right now.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God. I can smell it.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: Now, what are your thoughts on Creed Adventist? Do you
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: think that that's a little bit basic?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: I think everyone wears that. I won't get it because.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: Everyone wears it.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: The basic bitch one?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's too universal.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that they have like an Irish musk Creed.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: They do, Irish tweed. Irish tweed, yeah.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: It's a little bit more bespoke, I think.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: That's supposed to be really good. I got two ones
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: from Amouage. I think it's called Reflection. And I got.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: Something 50. Amouage Something 50. It's a green bottle. And
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: then I got Maison Crivelli Maracuja, which is really strong.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: Really nice.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: Such a beautiful blend. It is great.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: I love talking about smells.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: I also went into Tom Ford and tried on a
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: few of theirs, and I really liked some of them.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: Did you like the wood?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I liked the oud wood. I also liked the
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: ombre leather. And then I hate the name, but the
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: fucking fabulous was really good. That's what it's called. I
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: hate the name, though.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: I don't think I can get over the name. That's
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: like the restaurants that are named like Egg Slut.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's brutal.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: Can't get over that. Fucking fabulous.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: What about the Tuscan Leather?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: Tuscan Leather was good. I like the Ombre Leather better.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and the Extrait de Parfum, not the Eau de Parfum.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: Very curious.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: I don't like how perfumes are called like a eau
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: de toilette.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, those are different strengths, right? Yeah. So there's
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: eau de toilette. There's, I mean, x-ray to whatever. And
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: they're all like concentrations.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: Eau de parfum. But it's just the word like eau
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: de toilette.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: It means toilet water. Yeah. Which is not good.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: Eau de toilette.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: Eau de toilette.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: Bathroom water.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: But last night I, you know, smoked a little.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: You know, little green.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: A little green. And then I put on, I don't
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: know why I did this one spray of all four
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: new colognes that I'd ordered. And I went so nose blind. I,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: I couldn't smell anything.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: Why did you do, were you, were you, were you worried?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: I put one spray of one on my hand and
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: then another one on my, on my shoulder. What'd you say?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: Every word about your parents catching you.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: You put on four sprays of cologne to call your mom.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: That's how high you were.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: I wanted to be able to compare them.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: That's never going to work.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: But they all blended together and I couldn't smell anything.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 6: You got to get the espresso beans out.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: Well, I have those.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 6: Did you use them? No. That's a great cleanser.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: Well, I went nose blind is what they call it.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: I couldn't smell anything. I was lost.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: That's happened to me before.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: You remember the couple that I talked about with where
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: we went to Sesame Place and we made a liter
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: bottle of spicy margarita mix?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: One time before we all had kids, they all came
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: over to my old apartment and I think that we
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: just like sprayed every cologne that I had. We got
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: drunk and.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: Like sprayed every piece.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Of cologne and then went out and we're riding the
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: elevator down and like a stranger got into the elevator
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: and And I just remember them stumbling out of the
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: elevator like there was Agent Orange, right? wheeze coughing and
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: we were drunk and nose blind and so we just
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: had no idea that we were wearing every cologne at
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: once all four of us like men and women.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah I mean that's insane yeah it was true crazy
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: move the most insane way of but I mean that's
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: basically what you you.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: Hot boxed your own apartment yeah with different.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: Ooze dude my my there's one that the Maracuja the
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: Maracuja from Maison Crivelli it the reviews are like you
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: you cannot get this shit off oh yeah it'll be
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: on you for days that's crazy and uh the the
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: throw like the sillage or.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: The distance it's range it's ranked.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: As uh like like overpowering every room you're in leaves
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: a cloud it.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: Comes in the same container that bear spray comes in
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: and you could just squeeze.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: It down i feel like that would make me so
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 6: insecure what If like you're in a room and just
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: everyone in the room can smell you.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it is a nice scent. You just have
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: to be very sparing. You give it one spray and
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: that's it.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: Francis, when you go to Japan, I learned that.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: You don't wear them.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they find it offensive.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: They won't let you in the restaurants.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: I think that's overblown. I just think that it's like
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: secretly like they're like.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm not going to wear anything in Japan.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: That's for damn sure.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: No, they don't let you wear cologne as a country.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: They think it's offensive to wear cologne.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: I would agree.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: Which is, I mean, that kind of is antithetical to
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: their whole vibe.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: It's like asking the chef for salt and pepper.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: Which they don't like either.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: Or ketchup.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Can I put some ketchup in my ramen, chef?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: No, you cannot.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: That's disrespectful to our country.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: They're cocky as hell there.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: Quickly, you talked about your nightmare day of travel. So
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: I went to the US Open on Wednesday of last week,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: right after we recorded on Wednesday.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: You double dipped?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: I got invited that day by a friend of mine.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: a buddy of mine and he has had great seats
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: so i went and it was the zverev match against
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: some dutch guy van de bodek or something like that
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: anyway uh match ends at 10 p.m i Decide to
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: be a layman and take the subway home.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: Which is nice. Right?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: So they have seven trains running from the U.S. Open
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: back into the city. And then I figured I would
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: just hop on an F and get home.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: I go a stop and a half. Train stops. Signal
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: malfunction ahead. We sit without moving. Now it's 1030 p.m.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: I'm exhausted as always. Um, for 25 minutes, then the
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: conductor comes on and says, we need to go backwards.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: Things are not resolving. The conductor has to go from
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: the front of the train and walk all the way
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: through to the back. Please make room for her to pass.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: So we watch. She's big. Like that scene in Spider-Man
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: where everyone parts. Oh, yeah. To let her like dead
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: body float through. We just pass her overhead. Let it be.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: She's a hero.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: She's just a girl. You know?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: And we pass her all the way to the front.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: Then we get moving. We go back. Now it's like 1045, 1050.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: I get off the train when we go back. Now
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: we're back at the original stop from which we left.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: I have gone nowhere. It's been almost an hour. I'm
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: no closer to home. Yeah. My phone dies. No way home.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: Can't call an Uber.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: That's damn good.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: Can't call an Uber, right? So I'm starting to be like, okay,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: I actually don't know how I'm going to get home.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: And I'm thinking like, Harry lives around here. If I
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: start in a circle and expand my radius knocking on doors,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: how long will it take until I find his home?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: so long yeah it would take too long well.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: I'd say that you should just kind of like yell
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: his name through the streets like paul revere it yeah
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: but i also think that he would see you and
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: like lower.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: Is that francis through the blinds.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: He said that and i was like well at this
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: point it's only like midnight i was like i probably
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: would have just been like why don't we get you
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: an uber you.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: Could charge up i would have yeah yeah let's get
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: you home Harry, I've been walking for two hours. I
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: need this place to stay. You're not going to like
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: it up here.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: I only have one extra room. Yeah. Mate's here.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But anyway, so I started walking at 11.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: From where?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: From the subway stop. I went down to the street.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: In Queens?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: In Queens. It was one of those overhead ones.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: And so I walked down to the street level and
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: I'm walking and I'm like, I'm hoping to find a
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: cab because I have my wallet, but I have no
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: phone to call an Uber phones dead. I see a
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: city bike. There's no cabs. I see a city bike station.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: I go up to it and I buy a day
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: pass because I have no card to use my yearly.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: I get on a bike and I'm biking and I
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: don't know where I'm going. I'm biking blind.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: Wow. That's kind of nice.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: I'm following. It was not nice. I wanted to be home.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: Was it a scary part of Queens?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: I don't really know. Yeah. I'm following. I'm biking under
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: the track. Because I knew that the track was heading
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: towards Manhattan.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: That's smart. That's the Native American in you.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: It's basically like the whitest version of escaping slavery. But
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: did you know I was following my North Star?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: Pick up some cigarette butts and let them go like
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: the wind goes.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: How do I get my way home from the U.S. Open? Tennis. Yeah.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: I'm going to follow the 7 train back to Manhattan.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: The North Star points the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: And I bike for a long time until I eventually
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: hear that the trains ahead are actually running again. So
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: I'm like, well, now I need to get back on
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: the train. So I park my city bike at a dock.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: I run back up. Now I don't have my city,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: but I don't have a way to get into the subway.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: So I hopped the turnstile like a criminal.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: Well, you can use your, you can tap your card.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: I don't have a card.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: You didn't have your, I thought you had your wallet.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: I don't have a Metro card in my wallet.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: You could just tap a credit card, a debit card.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I did not know that.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Well, you were just a criminal for shits and gigs then.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: You fare evaded, which is the biggest crime that you
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: can do in New York City.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Fare evasion is the only thing that they'll keep
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: you locked up for.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: I did evade the fare.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: How was it? Did you scooch under?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: Did you go over or under?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: I went over. Nice. Gotta go over? Two hands? Yeah,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: but I put my hands on the spikes. Oh, it
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: had spikes? I put my fingers in between the spikes.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: So this was a popular fare evasion station.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: Probably. Bad area.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: Must have been in a bad area because I've never
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 6: seen the spikes.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: These turnstiles might as well be a sieve. Might as
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: well be a sieve.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: Wow. That's kind of badass.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: Then it's another 20 minutes waiting for the next train.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: Get on the train. Go all the way into Manhattan. Wait.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: Switch to a B to go downtown. Get to West
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: 4th to switch to the F to go to Tribeca.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: Or excuse me, to Dumbo. Next F train is 26
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: minutes away. So I'm like, fuck it. I get out.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: I go up to another city bike station at West 4th,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: plug in my daily pass thing again, bike home, got
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: home two hours and 45 minutes after I left the
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: US Open.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: That's what you get for trying to slum it.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: One in the morning.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: Should have just taken the Uber.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: I couldn't. My phone died. Initially, I could have. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: Right out of the gate. But I was like, I
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: want to do it.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: See how the other half lives.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 6: Do it the old fashioned way.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: Kind of do like an audit on America.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: Be like, how are the perverts?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 6: And they're not living well.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah. They're above ground now.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: I mean, I was sweaty. I was like, just laughing.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: By the way, the whole time, I have no music,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: no phone to look at. I'm just staring at people
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: like a night lurker. I'm like, oh, people watch at
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: one in the morning in Queens. That was all I
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: had for entertainment for two and a half hours.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: That was so brutal.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: Did you collapse through your door?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: It was bad.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: This was on Wednesday?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when I got home, I took a shower. I
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: took a hot shower and just let it waterboard me
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: and almost started crying. Bam. I was like, oh, it's horrible.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 6: It reminded me coming off of you.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: There was, there's that scene in black Hawk down where
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: they have to leave Mogadishu, but they don't have enough
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: spots in tanks and bands. And the, you know, leader
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: of their squadron is like, we're going to have to
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: run boys. And so they just jog after spending the
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: worst night of their entire lives in downtown Mogadishu under
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: attack the whole time. And I was like, This is
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: what it was like for that Delta Force team. This
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: is my Mogadishu. Yeah. Queens. They're jogging home. They're jogging
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: home and like throwing up while they jog like the
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: huskies on the Iditarod who poop while they're running. And
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: I remember being like, yeah, I might. That's me. I'm
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: Josh Hartnett in Blackhawk Down.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 6: It is very similar to you.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: Leaving the U.S.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: Open.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. That's the same thing.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: It's funny that you went to Manhattan because like I
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: feel like if you just gone south from if you
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: just followed that.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: I could have switched to the G and then gone
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: down through Brooklyn, but.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: Or even on the bike. Was it an electric bike? Dude.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: I feel like that bike ride.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: On an electric is like 30 minutes, though.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: Like, I feel like it's... I only had 30 minutes.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: That's all you get when you buy the day pass. Really?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: When you have the annual, we get 45.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: Wait, time's out?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: I think I would have started getting accruing charges or whatever. Oh, really?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: Really? What the fuck?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know how it works anymore.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: I've changed it so many times.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: Can you look up how many miles from Arthur Ashe
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: Stadium to Dumbo, Brooklyn?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: To Francis' exact address?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: Dox myself.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: Can we dox Francis one time?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: Twelve miles.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: Twelve miles is shitty.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: It would have been doable. I didn't know when to
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: turn south. I thought about going all the way to
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: the water and then like riding down through.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: I think that's kind of your move.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: Greenpoint and then Williamsburg and then I would have been
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: able to find my way home. But I was really,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: really lost.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: I think you go due west to Long Island City.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: And then hug the water. Yeah, I could have figured
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: it out doing it that way. But dude, I was...
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: It was so... I was like, I think I'm going
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: in the general correct direction, but I'm completely flying blind.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Or like if you wound up in like... deep elmhurst
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that and went the wrong way
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: that would have been devastating you're in flatbush because you
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: would have had to just resort to a life of
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: uh like being a sex worker yeah you'd have to
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: work the avenue sex and crime and i think that
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: it's like a bad market right now for sex workers
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: like you'd have to work really hard to get home.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: There's too many it's a buyer's market it's really skewing
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: younger and i'm probably aging out yeah too old.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah well that's a terrible day Well, I had a
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: good day yesterday watching ball.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 6: A lot of great ball this weekend.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: What'd you order?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: Wings?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: How much of the pizza did you eat yourself?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: Four slices.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: And it was you and Nate?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he didn't have any.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: He was hungover.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: Insane.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 6: In bad shape when he arrived.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: Too hungover for pizza?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he also dropped it on me that he got
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 6: McDonald's right before he came.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: Coward. What is with you guys? You and your friends
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: just not wanting to do things together. Oh, you're ordering
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: a pizza? Okay. Okay.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: Eat your half and then I'll just watch the other
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: half rot.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: And eat a different meal for more price.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: I'm too hungover for the one food everyone universally wants
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: when they're hungover.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 6: My McDonald's, which I couldn't blame them.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: So where's the rest of the za?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: The trash.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: You trashed it?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: Trashed it you didn't throw it why not throw in
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: the pile just completely trashed it beat them yeah why.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Not just use that installation for your blankets just pull
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: up the pizza like real close to your.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 6: Chest yeah to cuddle with i should have the pizza
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: was great unbelievable za unbelievable games i mean every game
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 6: was good yesterday for the most.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: Part smash burgers yesterday for the games really nice that's
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: a great.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Play yeah Smash burgers are getting it unfair. They're having
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: like a bad period where people are shitting on smash burgers.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 6: Because they were overdone for a while.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: They were overdone, but also like I'm not making them
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: paper thin.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: I'm not making a juicy Red Hook Tavern burger.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Wait, what's that restaurant I was trying to go to?
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: Did I text you guys about?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: The 86? No, no. Oh, the Indian one?
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 6: The Indian one.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, Ambassador's Clubhouse.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 5: Ambassador's Clubhouse. We got to get to Ambassador's Clubhouse.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we do.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: If any of our Indian brothers or sisters know any
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: way to get into Ambassador's Clubhouse, please let us know.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: We'll make it happen.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: We need to get into Ambassador's Clubhouse.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: Sass, are you down for this or no?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: Totally. It's really good. They're like chicken, whatever it is.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: It's like one of the best bites of food I've had.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: Supposed to be the best Indian in the world.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'll be the judge.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: The cousin of the people that make Gymkhana.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: I'll be the judge of that. Yeah.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: Have you ever been to Sema or Indian?
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 6: No, but I've had a lot of good Indian food.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 6: Very authentic, more authentic out in Queens.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: This is that London style Indian food.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 6: I don't know if this will really mesh with my vibe,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 6: but I'll give it a try.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: Very brave of you. Is Astoria known for its Indian food?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: Or is that more Jackson Heights?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 6: I have no idea.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: Checkmate.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: Checkmated the fuck out of you.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: I mean, you know. I do. According to you guys,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 6: it's known for delis.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: New delis. Or diners. Diners.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's known for its diners. You hit any big
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 6: bets yesterday? Because I know I did.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: I had a fat three-team parlay that hit. It was
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Bengals over the Bucks, Bears, and then I.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: Forget what that. Third leg was.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 6: I had 160% ROI yesterday.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: I need to hear you be as loud about your
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: losses as you are about your wins, though.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 6: Come on, you don't count those. Losses don't matter if
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: you're winning.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: I'm saying the weeks where you lose, I need to
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: see that just as loudly.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 6: My biggest hit of the day was.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: Bengals, Bears, and Jags. Plus 831. Plus 831 is a
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: nice hit.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 6: I think I hit a couple big ones yesterday.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: I just bet the Giants and won.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: That's a good win. That's your squad.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: That's my team.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: Did you see Cam Scadaboo do that flip?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: I thought that was a bad idea. It seemed like
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: a lot of pressure on his ankle.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: Have we ever seen him and Jersey Jerry in the
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: same spot? They have the identical build.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they do.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: I would love to see Jersey Jerry do a flip
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, my biggest hit was Isaiah Likely.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: Did you hear Cam Scadaboo saying that he'd never heard
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: of 9-11?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 6: Cam Scadaboo makes me uncomfortable watching him play. I feel
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: like he's going to die.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: One of the coaches was taking away his helmet because
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: he was eating it.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 6: What's with the shaking of the head? It's like, you
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 6: know when you have a headache and you shake your
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 6: head to see if it's still there?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 6: It's like he does that.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: No, it's more like he is... Getting concussed on every
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: play and doing that old school tactic of like, I
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: got my L wrong, I'll shake the fog out of it.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 6: But it's like every single play, he does that.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 5: Before the game, he was dragging his ass on the
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: ground like a dog, a parasite.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 6: Is that him?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. That Arizona State.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 6: Bro, I mean.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: Just slamming his head into a brick wall. And not
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: his face mask, the crown. Like the softest part of
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: his head.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 6: I mean, bro, I'll say the giants look good.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: Giants looked good because you know what? The Cowboys didn't
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: look bad and they still beat them.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 6: I thought the Cowboys were terrible.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: A little, but Jackson Dart was like lifting balls over
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: outstretched secondary, like dropping them into a bucket on the sideline.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 6: I thought they looked great.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: Isaiah Likely's a freak. His hands are so short. When
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: they needed like a third and four conversion, he'd have
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: a guy draped all over him.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: And he'd still make the catch.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I hit big on Isaiah Likely. Took him at
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 6: plus 500 live.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: To score a tighty and I put the house.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 6: On it put everything on it really and then I
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: doubled down after that first one cause he scored early
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: and I was like I mean I know there's a
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: second coming so I hit him.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: Again live nice two TDs great.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 6: And at that point we're just printing holy shit at
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 6: that point I'm in the mint this.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: Guy's at the fucking mint this guy's at Fort Knox.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 6: The big hit today is gonna be Noah Gray Noah
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: Gray thank me later you don't have to say anything
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 6: yet Plus 1,000.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: To score any touchdown?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: Any.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 6: And you know that Broncos defense, those wide receivers are
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 6: going to be locked down.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: And Kelsey is not doing shit.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, fuck.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: That leaves us with Noah.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: This is heartbreaking.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 6: That leaves us with Noah.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: All signs point to Noah.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 6: I'm going to have to get that out, honestly, soon.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 6: Because I know this isn't going to come out until tomorrow.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 6: But I want everyone eating.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 6: I want everyone to eat when Noah gets in.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you need to feed the families.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 6: Plus 1,000.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: That's a long shot. That's a very long shot.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 6: According to Vegas.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: Francis, you've got to make Ambassadors Clubhouse happen.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: We'll make that happen.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 5: We've got to. I want to be eating some fucking.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: If Noah Gray scores tonight, I'll buy the Ambassadors Clubhouse.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 6: How does that sound? Turn it into our studio.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: I think Ambassadors Clubhouse is like one of the.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: Most exclusive and wealthiest restaurants.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 6: Doesn't matter.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 5: And you're going to buy it?
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 6: With what Noah Gray is going to do tonight?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: You're going to, at plus 1,000, how much are you
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: putting on it?
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 6: I might put him to score three.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 6: I could see him getting in three times tonight.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: There were a lot of two touchdown scores.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, so many. So many. Saquon.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: I might have to go to the West Coast for Sundays.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: I just can't be fucking waiting until one o'clock with children.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: I can't get up at six. And go out three
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: times before the 1 o'clock game starts.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's hell.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: The Eagles looked pretty bad. Honestly, out of all of us,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 6: I think the Giants are probably the best team right now.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: They looked good.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 6: The Patriots looked like maybe the worst team ever. disgraceful
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 6: what is going on in new england right.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Now did you see that clip of aj brown talking
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: to everybody on the sideline being like if you guys
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: can just do your job o-line us receivers are getting
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: open did you see that i didn't he was saying
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: that i looked to to be like if you guys
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: could do your job we'll be good i mean he's
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: not wrong but is that what you want to hear
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: the malcontent wide receiver is that what you want to
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: hear Like after he was just malcontent somewhere else in
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: his first game that he's already malcontent.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 6: And I mean, he was that must have been in
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 6: the first quarter that he was saying that.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because he got injured. Yeah.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 6: I mean, he's fucked. He's done. He'll probably never play again.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 6: Drake May. I'll be honest. Drake May looked really bad.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 6: I thought he looked terrible.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 6: I mean, I thought you were a Drake May guy.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 6: I am. But three interceptions like it just seems like
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 6: he's playing scared.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 6: McDaniels has to go.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: McDaniels is done.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 6: He's got it. They got to get rid of him.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: Did you guys watch Hard Knocks about the Seattle Seattle
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: at all?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: A little bit.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So yesterday I was at Whole Foods and I'm
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: not kidding you. I like rounded an aisle and I
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: heard a voice that was like talking to his daughter.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: And I was like, Sam Darnold.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: No fucking way. Leave Schreiber.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: At Whole Foods? Yeah.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: And I came upon him and he was like overlooking
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: the meat. And I came up and I was like
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: grabbing chicken next to him. And I was like, I said,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: I go, recognize the voice before I even saw you.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: I go, you're the man. He goes, oh, thank you. Wow.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: That's pretty cool. And then he was like, you don't
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 4: have to buy chicken to know that the birds are
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: going to fly high. For Seattle, the season is all
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: about chicken. discovering new heights.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 5: That's so funny.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: His voice is more recognizable than his face.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: I feel like his voice doesn't even, like I've seen
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: him in several movies and it took me a while
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: to put together that that's because his voice is so distinct.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 5: On that show.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: He might have the best job in the world. I
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: don't know if he needs to do anything other than
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 4: voiceover work. And that show does not work without him. No.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 5: The writing is really tight too.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: Like it'll be like a six word sentence and it
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: will take you from one scene with an illusion to
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: the symmetry of that scene, right to an illusion to
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: the symmetry of the next scene.
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  Speaker 3: Correct.
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  Speaker 1: Like very it's like obviously he's not writing it i
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: doubt he is but whoever is is like so precise.
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  Speaker 4: They've always got puns too yeah oh yeah they love
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 4: puns i love puns for a first year wide receiver
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: getting open shouldn't be a problem but it's not always
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: easy When you've got other jobs to do. And then
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 4: he's at home with his wife.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 7: So, yeah, I've been mowing lawns around the neighborhood to.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: Stay busy, you know. I picked it up in COVID.
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  Speaker 6: It's very like National Geographic, like documentary.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: COVID was a tough time. In fact, it was sick
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: to catch. And then they go to someone making a
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: sick catch or something. Braxton Berrios.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: Berrios.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 6: Running it down for the ninth team of his last
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 6: three years. He's on the Giants now.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: Is that Alex Earl's ex?
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: Did you guys watch Earl Meets World?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: Absolutely not, Ron.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 6: I didn't make it to that.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't either, but I'm just hearing good things. How
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: about Real Housewives of New York, New Generation?
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 5: Did you guys catch that?
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 6: I missed that one, too.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: What do you guys do? What do you do with
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: your time?
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 6: I got that one lined up.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 5: You got to have it lined up. All right. All right.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really good.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 4: Fun, fun, fun.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 6: It's so fucking hot in here. It's actually enraging.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: I texted Pete about it again.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 6: I mean, this is insane. It's literally hotter in here
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 6: than it is outside. It's cold out today.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: 100% it is.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 6: It's got to be 90 degrees.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: Well, we have that air conditioning guy. Have you guys
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: seen that air conditioning guy?
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 6: I see him in the lobby all the time. I've
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 6: never seen him up here once.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Pete said that the place has been wired as
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: of months ago. And then I'm like, all right, well,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: then is there a switch that we haven't been told
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 4: about to turn it on?
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 5: Well, because I see the ducts. They're right there.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: Nothing.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 6: I mean, they're not even moving.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: No, there's no air. No air. All right.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 6: Everyone's waiting to hear about that.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: We'll get that fixed.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 6: All right, we'll be back on Thursday.
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  Speaker 4: Goodbye.