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Into the Weeds Baptizing the Dead Inside the Mormon Temple with Culty Steph · Military Broadcast Radio | MBR Talk

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  Else hello everybody, and welcome to Into the Weeds
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  podcast here on military broadcast radio.
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  I'm Amber. And I'm Alaura and for Dutch
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  Bros. Sorry and today we have Tony
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  from inside the who's your mind with us?
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  Hello and as thank you Tony for being with us today.
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  Yes. Yeah thank you guys.
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  I even I even went got a haircut and a fresh beer cut so I don't
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  look as homeless as I did like 4 hours ago so.
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  Well, I was thinking the picture in our in our screen grab versus
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  this, you still have the red hair, but it's a little
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  different. You grew it out.
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  Just a little bit, Yeah. I, I was able to got out for
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  like a year and it was like, I was like the other day I was
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  like, all right, I have to move my beard hair if I want to look
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  down. Like yeah, this is getting too
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  much time for me to know. That's fair, I got myself a
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  hairdo today too as well. Oh, look at that.
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  I took a shower and I used I used the hair dryer on my bangs
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  only. So hey yo, there we.
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  Go. OK.
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  Well, I hope everybody had a good two weeks.
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  We had a two weeks off. We uploaded something last.
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  Week. Well, no, Yeah, yeah, we did.
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  And then we had one week off. My bad.
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  We had just the 4th of July off you.
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  Uploaded something? Yeah, but we weren't live, so I
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  hope everybody had a great 4th of July.
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  I almost said Thanksgiving. Don't age us now.
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  Yeah. So my husband and I went up to
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  the capital of Missouri because they have fireworks and they
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  usually have a band there. And so we went up there, set up
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  on the lawn, and then found out that the band got their sound
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  board wet because it had rained. They set up and the sound board
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  got wet, so they weren't going to be playing.
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  So my husband went and asked people in charge and he's like,
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  hey, we're from Military Broadcaster Radio, can we help?
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  And so he went and got the speakers and the mixer and
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  everything and the microphone and set up right in front of the
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  Capitol, and we played music for everybody.
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  Good stuff and. So that was very interesting.
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  I definitely didn't expect my 4th of July to go like that, but
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  I'm I'm glad it did. It was very, very fun.
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  So tonight we have, let's see, who do we have today?
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  We have Kathleen, New Orleans, Lady JoJo for show, show Ivona
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  and Sam. OK.
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  So it's good to see everybody tonight.
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  Our guest has not shown up yet. Well, I texted her and it seems
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  like she had a family thing that ran over, so she's still at her
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  family's house, so we might have to just wing it.
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  But that's totally cool. We can have around next week.
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  Yeah, I love her and we have Tony, so it's cool.
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  We can use use you. We should do that.
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  We double scheduled for some reason.
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  Just in case. Just in case, just in.
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  Case well, I don't even see joy in here.
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  So she's missing all the fun, no?
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  She's going to be a little upset.
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  Sorry, we're not trying to objectify you.
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  My my secret crush. What did you do for the 4th of
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  July? Or were you boring?
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  I was kind of boring. I went to my Co workers in laws
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  place they in yeah, they invited me.
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  Boring. Well, I didn't actually get to
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  stay for the fireworks because we had a ton of storms and rain
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  on top of it. My cats decided that that week
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  was the week that we're like, hey dad, we really need you to
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  spend some extra money and extra attention with us this week, so
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  why don't you go ahead and fork over that money?
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  I know all about that. So, so as I was driving back
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  home and I watched the fireworks as I was driving, which probably
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  isn't the best thing to pay attention to as I'm driving, but
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  you know, to believe it or not, not a whole lot of money, not a
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  whole lot of money, not a whole lot of people that were on the
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  roads then. So it's like it works out.
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  Yeah, there were quite a bit of storms actually.
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  Lake of the Ozarks got a tornado that night and a couple of other
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  places around there. So yeah.
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  I get it though, forking over the money on your pets.
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  This dude, he gets seasonal allergies.
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  I guess we've we've concluded that this time and he chews at
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  his paws. So I had to take him and make
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  sure that nothing was really seriously wrong and I'm $150.00
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  out. Thanks.
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  So it's. Yeah, we, well, I took a we
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  guess he's anywhere between 10 and 14.
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  He's a feral outside Kitty that I've managed to tame.
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  He's got real big, like chubby cheeks.
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  He's got the tomcat jaws, but he's got real stubby little
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  legs. He's adorable.
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  I took him to get him to lose his cajones, as we'll call them,
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  but he also had a gash on his tail.
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  And so I bring him home. He finally calms down and I he
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  gets up, he's in like a little pool of blood and I was like, oh
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  crap. So I take him to the emergency
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  vet that cost me some money. So he's he's the first half of
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  my bill and then Peach. I was like, well, I don't know
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  if she's diabetic or not. She's lost a whole bunch of
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  weight as like, like I should probably get you in.
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  They're like, well, we think she might have kidney problems.
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  We want to do three other tests. OK.
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  And then the medication. So all total with all the extra
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  stuff, I spent $1500 on 2 kitties the week 4th and they
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  wanted me to spend another like 900.
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  I was like, no, thank you, but we'll work with the medicine and
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  then we'll go from there. Well, look, at least one of the
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  kitties says that you're cool. No, actually we we got a new dog
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  this week. We got a new member of the
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  podcast. Yes, he's a little crazy, so
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  he's not down here at the moment.
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  No, I feel like we can show him off for 2 seconds.
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  I just told Papa that I might take him down for just a minute.
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  OK, well then get him if you. Would you like the holdouts?
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  Yes, I'll holdouts. We have to keep them separated
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  because Flynn again. Flynn, he was on a sheep farm
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  and so he had to take some medicine just in case.
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  And just in case we have to keep them separated so.
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  I'm going to go get them though, just so everybody can see how
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  handsome he is. We're going to see little Flynn,
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  Ivana says. Get pet insurance.
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  Yeah, I. Should get some insurance for
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  you, you little. No doubt.
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  Flynn is a Tring Walker coonhound, and he's 10 weeks old
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  and he had never been inside a house before.
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  And so that was interesting. He was like a new baby colt on
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  his legs coming into the house. I don't, I don't know what this
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  is. Where, Where am I?
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  Why am I here? Yeah, and I didn't name him
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  Flynn. The little boy who was raising
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  him named him Flynn. So we just went with it.
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  But we call him Flanagan. Flanagan OK.
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  Kleenegus, Angus. Dietz.
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  Ah. OK, we have to have a weird
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  middle name. That's OK.
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  That's OK. Oh, he's on his way, but he's
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  adorable. Oh, Oates.
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  Like, oh. Oates already knows he's like,
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  absolutely not. Yeah, I got him.
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  OK, we're going to be showing Flynn.
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  I can't hear any comments. I don't have the head.
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  Oh no, it'll just be momentary. No oats.
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  Oh, you told him? Good, I got him.
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  This is slick. Look at that big ball.
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  Sweet. Oh my God.
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  You can tell that I gained 60 lbs.
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  OK, that's right. Look at him though.
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  OK, take him back up before Oates dies.
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  Hold on, right? He says that he loves being
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  apart. When Oates gets upset, he starts
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  snorting. He's he's going to fluff him up.
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  It's happening. He's like.
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  And when he drinks? Too fast.
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  What'd you say, Tony? I.
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  Said he's going to fluff him up. Just give him one chance.
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  That's all he needs is just one chance to fluff him up.
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  No, he's not a Beagle, he is a Tring Walker coonhound, so he
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  will get quite a bit bigger. The last dog we had was a red
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  tick Tring Walker Coonhound so I couldn't get one that looked
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  exactly the same and and this guy looks way too much like
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  Franklin but I'm I'm dealing with it.
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  That that's how we felt. We actually ended up rescuing an
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  Aussie, an Australian shepherd. She looks just like the male
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  Australian shepherd we had to put down a couple of years ago.
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  And I mean, she looks just like him.
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  Same personality and everything. I'm like, and you're the same
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  color. Like it's that's my boy.
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  Almost like that's my boy reincarnated.
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  I know that's how I felt at first, but no, we we looked at
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  several different There were three male dogs and one of them
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  looked just like Franklin with the eyes and everything.
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  I was like, no, I can't do that. Yeah, it because you almost and
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  that's kind of how I feel about Peach.
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  Peach was actually, it's going to sound really bad.
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  She was kind of my replacement cat for a torti that I had also
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  lost after I joined the military.
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  She she passed away like 2 weeks before I was supposed to come
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  out and marry my now ex-wife. She passed away and then my
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  ex-wife and I got married and then we find Peach and I'm like
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  Oh my God, it's a carbon copy image.
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  Like that's my girl. And Peach isn't the one that
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  poops on your pillow, is it? Yes she is, but hey she has been
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  since put on Prozac and is like 10 times better than what she
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  was. Oh my goodness.
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  She's very spiteful. She's very, very spiteful.
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  And what's even worse is she knows she's not supposed to do
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  it. So she would poop on the floor
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  and at the time where my shoes were available, she would drag
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  my shoes over to cover her poop because it was like if dad can't
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  see it, it never happened. He.
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  Doesn't. Know she would even like I have
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  carpet strips down here and some of them are fairly loose, like
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  up against the stairs. She would take the loose ones
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  and she would cover it over on top of her foot.
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  Like again, if dad doesn't see it, it never happened.
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  I'm like, so you know you're not supposed to, but you do it
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  anyway. That's hilarious.
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  Yeah, I didn't hear what you said, but I believe it was
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  hilarious. His cat would hide the poop
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  whenever every. Time you come on our damn show.
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  She's on Prozac now. It's been so much better she's
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  been on. Prozac. 10 milligrams every day
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  of Prozac. Oh God, is Prozac what I took
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  where I saw shadow people? What did I take that I saw?
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  No, that was something else. I don't remember.
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  What that was? Zach.
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  I said, now you do have to be careful because my vet was
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  telling me they had he had a dog, I think it might have been
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  a coonhound, and they were giving him like 25 milligrams of
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  Prozac and he was like terrified to go to sleep because he was
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  seeing stuff. I was like, no, I won't do that
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  to her. I'm pretty sure it was Prozac.
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  It was something in the whatever the like the generic name for it
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  was. I think it started with an F You
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  think Luke's it's whatever? Whatever.
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  Yeah. I'm not going to tell you what
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  that reminds or what that came up.
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  You know where you came up with that from?
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  I think I do, but I don't remember.
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  We're not going. To talk about those who know
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  those who know, yeah, Fluxetine or whatever the heck.
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  I tried it one time. My mom pulled in my driveway.
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  Our dog Jack was standing there wondering what we were doing
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  with and dog that looked just like him and mother.
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  Same pattern and everything He's.
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  Like, how did you come back with me?
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  Wait a minute, I didn't go with you.
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  I accidentally deleted that, sorry.
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  So we ended up with twin beagles and names A.
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  New one, Fritz. Well, I personally think I'm not
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  trying to make it a little sad, but if anybody remembers
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  Franklin, I feel like he looks a lot like Frankie D.
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  Me. Don't.
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  He does a lot like him. So anyway, but yeah, I did take
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  whatever that was one time, one time.
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  And the next morning I woke up, I went to work and I had to hide
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  underneath and he had to hide under like racking.
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  And then my friend came and he had to pull me out.
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  Like he actually had to get down there.
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  He's like, it's OK, sweetie. And he had to hold my hand and
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  he had to pull me out of there. And then I was like, I think I'm
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  going to go home. I'm.
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  Going to go home now. Never.
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  I have not tried any kind of medication since other than like
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  ibuprofen. They actually gave me one time I
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  was having stomach pain and they gave me some pain medicine.
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  I don't even know what it's called, but I took it and I
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  started seeing little like people or like demon like
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  entities or whatever that were like this small running up the
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  side of my bed and I was like, oh hell no.
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  I dumped that stuff in like. This when I was alive or when
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  you were a kid? No, that was when we lived in on
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  Mariner. Yeah.
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  So when we lived in Florida, when she was still a little kid
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  and I went straight to the toilet, threw it out.
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  When I went back, they're like, well, how did it work for you?
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  I was like, I was seeing little people.
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  So my, my grandmother kind of had the same thing.
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  Hers was a combination of she took way too many Vicodin, she
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  took way too many laxatives. Like like, OK, so to give you a
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  quick back story about all of this, so she, she had a really
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  bad pain addiction problem. And so she'd probably take like
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  8 or 9 Vicodin a day. Like, yeah, no problem.
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  And because of that, her kidneys started to fail.
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  So she's like, I haven't gone to the bathroom.
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  I need to take laxatives. She took 36 laxatives.
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  So she would be stuck in the bathroom like all day.
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  And then she would go to sleep and then she'd wake up and she'd
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  be like, Oh my God, I can't go to the bathroom.
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  More laxatives. So she does this, and then she
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  has a UTI on top of it. So she's got an altered mental
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  status. So I come in one day and she's
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  like bent over on the floor and she's just picking and she's
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  picking and I'm like, I'm like, what are you doing?
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  She goes, they're spiders where she goes, you don't see them.
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  There's orange, white and purple.
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  Like that's I know I'm color blind.
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  I don't see a whole lot, but I'm not not seeing any of those.
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  Like what are you talking about? So through all this, my mom, of
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  course, was frustrated. She's like, my grandmother was
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  insulting mom and doing all these crazy stuff with her mom
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  being a bit of a smart aleck, which is where I get it from.
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  She's like, you don't see these damn spiders.
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  Mom goes, no, she slams her hand just down on the thing and then
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  licks it in front of her. So grandma sees her lick all
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  these dead spiders. The shock, the shock horror on
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  her. My God like.
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  Oh, it's like, yeah, Nope, no, no payments.
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  For you, this isn't another episode.
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  That we're going to have to leave.
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  No, no, no, no. That one's fine.
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  That one's perfectly fine. I will.
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  I will say the other embarrassing stuff, but no, that
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  one is like, OK. It feels like every time we have
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  you on we have to delete it or something.
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  No, no, that one, that one you could put out there.
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  Mom would probably laugh. She's like, Oh no, I did.
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  That absolutely. I won't share any further so we
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  don't have to delete. Have to delete on our end, but
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  we had a family member that is no longer with us.
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  That also would take like 28 accidents.
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  I just feel like that's so like if I have it happened, you know,
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  quote UN quote. Naturally I'm like this sucks.
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  I can't imagine, like I'm going to do this to myself
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  intentionally. Thank you.
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  So what an odd medication to have an addiction to.
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  Right. But I guess there's quite a few,
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  no? There's a lot I've heard a lot a
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  lot of people with eating disorders do.
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  Thankfully, when I'm whenever my eating disorder was in full
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  effect, I I did not indulge. No, you just like talkies too
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  much. I hate talking.
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  The only thing I would eat was talkies.
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  My son, when he had a really bad fever, he saw spiders.
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  He was, he was probably like one or two and he got really sick,
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  got a bad fever and saw spiders crawling everywhere.
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  And so he was like spider, spider.
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  It was so. Different about that poor kid.
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  Poor kid. Oh, I see, Joe.
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  So I will tell you I do have them.
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  My cousin actually bought me a pair.
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  They're like they're basically rose colored or as they.
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  Say. And it it, it does help, but it
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  also distorts any other colors I can see.
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  So it's like I can finally tell the difference between some red
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  and greens. But then like all the other
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  colors I can normally see get like distorted and weird.
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  But I can pass a color blind test if I wear those, those
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  little like colored dots, I can pass it if I wear those.
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  But most of those are like, yeah, take those off.
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  You can't have. With color blindness.
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  Believe it or not, it's no longer a disqualifier.
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  Being colorblind and having flat feet, which I have both no
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  longer disqualifiers. And it was funny because when
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  they said, hey, we're going to retrain you into being a medic,
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  that's like, Are you sure you want to do that?
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  And they're like, yeah, it's like, but I'm color blind.
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  Like, you're going to tell me to go get the lavender or the Gray
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  test tube, but I'm going to look at you like, which one's
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  lavender? Which one's Gray?
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  I'm just going to grab you both and hope that I got the right
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  one. You said you have a green and
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  red color blindness. Yeah, wow.
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  What a loser. I'm just kidding.
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  I love green. That's my favorite color.
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  Can you tell what color this? That's green.
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  I know that's green. It was red.
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  That's a crazy test. Well, if it gives you an idea,
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  so the same dog I was talking about, the Aussie that we lost,
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  we had a Ruby red football and mom had just freshly cut the
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  grass. I'm playing with this football
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  with him and I throw it and I can't find it and neither can
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  he. And my mom is up on the porch
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  dying laughing. She goes, it's right there.
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  I was like, where is there she goes.
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  You can't see that red football in the ground.
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  No, quit bullying me over this. I can't see it, Nate.
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  So, yeah, it it happens. It happens a lot.
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  So can you tell that you're a redhead?
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  Believe it or not, I, I didn't find out I was a quote UN quote
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  ginger until I was like 2324. So I'm, I'm at the dental clinic
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  getting my yearly check up by this, this tech and whatnot.
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  And they're like, OK, we want to get your wisdom teeth out.
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  Like, yeah, OK. They're like, well, do you ever
• 20:00
  have any problem with anesthesia?
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  It's like, yeah, I said I come out, I come out really, really
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  mad out of anesthesia and all of a sudden this nurse is like, oh,
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  sweetie, that's 'cause you got red hair.
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  I know. What did you just say to me?
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  How do I have what? What did you just say to me?
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  Well, yeah, you're, you're, you're a redhead, sweetheart.
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  No, I hate. I say no, I hate.
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  Sure not. I just got my wisdom teeth taken
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  out like a month and a half ago. Oh my goodness it.
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  Was awful. That was the worst thing I think
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  I've ever been through in my life.
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  And my doctor didn't put me out and he didn't want to give me
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  laughing gas. And it turns out after looking
• 20:49
  at my bill, the insurance did not cover $1.00 of laughing gas.
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  And he treated me like I was a drug addict because I wanted to
• 20:59
  be a little, take the edge off a little bit.
• 21:02
  But I'm a redhead and a pothead, so it didn't do anything,
• 21:06
  hardly. No.
• 21:08
  Yeah, I had that. So I had to do a a deep clean.
• 21:12
  And it was funny because the hygienist gives me like, the
• 21:14
  first round of shots, and she's like, OK, are you numb yet?
• 21:17
  No, Wait, You can still feel it. Yeah.
• 21:20
  OK. So she gives me another one.
• 21:21
  She's like, all right, I'll. I'll wait.
• 21:23
  OK. Can you still feel this?
• 21:24
  Yeah, you need another round if you don't want me to feel it.
• 21:28
  I do. Yeah sure enough I had to get
• 21:31
  like I had to get 4 rounds of shots of numbing agent to
• 21:36
  actually like numb my and then I accidentally bit my hygienist
• 21:39
  because I couldn't feel it when she told me to bite down and I
• 21:42
  bit her finger. So no, it's true though, she's
• 21:47
  this person says. I work in dental and redheads
• 21:49
  have odd reactions to anesthesia.
• 21:51
  They often need three times the amount too.
• 21:54
  Yeah, I woke up during open heart surgery when I was four
• 21:58
  years old. Oh shit, my my brother, I think
• 22:04
  my brother had something like that happen.
• 22:06
  He they were in the middle of it and he woke up like what are
• 22:09
  y'all doing? They're like oh shit go back to
• 22:10
  sleep buddy. Here you go, come back from 10.
• 22:14
  Yeah, And I don't know how that works.
• 22:16
  When your heart stopped and you wake up.
• 22:18
  I don't know how it works. All I remember is looking up and
• 22:24
  these two doctors, one on each side, and they're like, oh,
• 22:27
  sweetie, you're away. And I remember being scared and
• 22:34
  then falling asleep. And then I remember waking back
• 22:37
  up and they asked me, you know, you want Raisin Bran for
• 22:40
  breakfast. And I was like, no, that's
• 22:42
  gross. And then they said, well, you're
• 22:45
  an odd child. You wake up during surgery and
• 22:50
  you don't like Raisin Bran Who? Who at four years old is like,
• 22:54
  yeah, give me that Raisin Bran. Well, it was the 80s, so I mean
• 22:58
  that was all the rage back then. I.
• 23:00
  Wasn't alive back then. Tony, how old are you?
• 23:04
  I just turned 31, so yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't OK.
• 23:07
  Math is not my strong suit. What year is that?
• 23:10
  95. 95 S. Wow, yeah, I was in.
• 23:18
  See, I graduated in 98, so I would have been in 10th grade.
• 23:23
  OK. No 9th grade.
• 23:26
  I was about five years from being a glimmer in my daddy's
• 23:29
  ball sack. I, well, I, I was probably one
• 23:34
  of the last probably 2 sperm in my dad's, you know, full sacks.
• 23:37
  So I I know that feeling. Well, at least you can joke
• 23:46
  about your dad at such a young age.
• 23:49
  Oh, it's that's my favorite thing is the uncomfortable, like
• 23:52
  dead dad jokes all So I did it. I did it to people at work.
• 23:58
  So a few people I work with already knew and then these two
• 24:01
  guys that I had never gone on a trip with are talking and 1 is
• 24:04
  like, yeah, he goes, we have a buddy in our group that we we
• 24:07
  make dead mom jokes all the time.
• 24:08
  And he got really uncomfortable about it.
• 24:10
  So now he switched to dead dad jokes.
• 24:12
  And my Co worker just looks at me and she's like, and the whole
• 24:17
  time I'm just listing not a word.
• 24:19
  And she's like, are you, are you serious right now?
• 24:21
  You're not going to say a word? I was like, no, just we'll let
• 24:24
  him just keep going. Just just keep feeding into it.
• 24:27
  And by the end of all of this, I was like, wow.
• 24:30
  I was like, well, Cam, I said. I just hope you know the only
• 24:33
  person stiffer than me at this table right now is my dead dad
• 24:37
  in the Crown. Like literally like yesterday I
• 24:45
  was talking to two of my Co workers and I don't remember
• 24:49
  what I said but it oh OK, So what one of them wants to work
• 24:55
  for NASA and he knows how to build bombs.
• 24:59
  So I told him I was like, oh, I don't know what he really did.
• 25:04
  But my best friend told me that he used to put or that he was
• 25:08
  supposed to put bombs in planes but he never went to war.
• 25:10
  So I don't know what he really did.
• 25:12
  But I was like, but he's dead now so I can't ask him the
• 25:15
  question. And they're like, one of them
• 25:17
  was like, oh, you're one of those people.
• 25:20
  I was like, yes, I. Am.
• 25:21
  Yes, I am. Yes, I am one of those people.
• 25:24
  I was like, he's dead now. I can't ask him.
• 25:27
  I can't tell. I can't tell if he really put up
• 25:29
  moms on plans or not. So, so to go along with that, so
• 25:33
  if I don't make people uncomfortable with the dead dad
• 25:35
  jokes, I make people uncomfortable because my, one of
• 25:39
  the nurses I used to work with, he goes, yeah, he goes, I have a
• 25:41
  perfect plan for if I ever developed dementia.
• 25:45
  Like what? He goes, he goes, I'm going to
• 25:46
  put a bomb in a box and I'm going to bury it in my closet.
• 25:49
  It's like, it's like, OK, walk me through this.
• 25:52
  Chrissy goes, well, he goes, I'm going to know there's a bomb in
• 25:55
  that box. But if I ever get to that point,
• 25:58
  then I forget there's a bomb in there.
• 25:59
  It's time for me to go. Well, I guess you're not wrong.
• 26:05
  Hopefully he doesn't live in an apartment.
• 26:09
  No kidding. I was like, well.
• 26:12
  I mean, you can't can't argue with that logic I guess.
• 26:16
  You know, somebody put a bomb at my school.
• 26:18
  There was a bomb that went off at my school.
• 26:21
  Somebody made a homemade bomb and they put it in a urinal and
• 26:25
  it was not powerful. All it did, all it did was blow
• 26:30
  up the urinal in a little bit of the wall.
• 26:32
  But I can say that my school was officially bombed.
• 26:36
  I just, I'm just imagining this like bomb happening and the and
• 26:40
  as a dude having to see those urinals and the urinal cakes
• 26:43
  with like the pubic hair and everything else that gets like
• 26:46
  dumped. I just see that like exploding
• 26:48
  all the walls. Like and.
• 26:49
  The smell I want to see, I want to say, oh, a man's restroom
• 26:55
  that's so disgusting. But I think about my work
• 26:58
  restroom and. Please don't go into it.
• 27:01
  Please don't go into it. That was all I was going to say,
• 27:06
  but I can't understand the physical mechanics of how some
• 27:09
  of these messes even happen physically.
• 27:11
  I don't even know how it's physically possible.
• 27:15
  Yeah, we, we have one of those at work too.
• 27:17
  I like every time I go into the gym bathroom I'm like 1 of you
• 27:21
  either needs a religious intervention or you need medical
• 27:24
  assistance that I cannot help you with.
• 27:28
  It's like. It's like every day too.
• 27:31
  And then, you know, back in the day, it's been a minute.
• 27:34
  I think I found the culprit who doesn't work there anymore.
• 27:39
  There are always, there are always footprints on the toilet
• 27:44
  seat. Like Prince was like, I was like
• 27:49
  one day I came in because I worked at 5:00 AM and I was and
• 27:52
  nobody's there at 5:00 AM. And I was like, I was like,
• 27:55
  somebody's stashing something up in the ceiling tiles.
• 27:59
  So I stood on, I'll just shove the ceiling tiles and see if I
• 28:05
  could find drugs or something cool.
• 28:07
  Nothing. Not AI, don't know what the heck
• 28:10
  they were doing. See, See that?
• 28:12
  That's not where my mind went. My first thought, and I don't
• 28:16
  know if Amber, you ever had to deal with this when you went
• 28:19
  through boot camp, but one of the things they told us was we
• 28:22
  weren't allowed to do this thing called gargoyling.
• 28:24
  And I'm like, like, what the, what the hell is that?
• 28:29
  And apparent. Yeah.
• 28:31
  So apparently, and I don't know if the girls did it, but the
• 28:33
  guys did, they would either get on top of the lockers or they
• 28:37
  would get on top of the beds. They would squat and they would,
• 28:40
  like, grab the inside of their legs.
• 28:41
  They'd be like butt naked. And they would just like, sit
• 28:44
  there and stare. So my first thought when you
• 28:47
  talk about the footprints on the toilet is somebody's just like
• 28:51
  gargoyling it, just like. They would stare.
• 28:55
  There wasn't somebody on the other end with them.
• 28:57
  They were just. Staring it, it was just a pure
• 29:00
  shock and awe factor of like you would walk in and see this naked
• 29:03
  person just sitting there gargling like.
• 29:06
  Imagine how many people they influenced by just telling them
• 29:09
  that was the thing. Oh shit, that's just so many.
• 29:13
  So many. That's so funny because.
• 29:20
  My husband's told me about all kinds of manner of things that
• 29:24
  happened in the barracks during basic training.
• 29:28
  We never experienced nothing like he was telling me I was
• 29:32
  like what the heck, we weren't weird.
• 29:34
  We. Just oh, yeah, We, we had so
• 29:37
  many weird. We had a dude, I swear he was
• 29:40
  like possessed. They were doing Firewatch at
• 29:43
  like 4:00 in the morning and this kid is like dead asleep and
• 29:47
  he just sits up. He's like, call me and then
• 29:51
  just, and then I, I guess like not even a minute later you hear
• 29:57
  banging on the door because they want to be let in.
• 30:03
  What the fuck? Well at least at least that's
• 30:05
  all you was doing on Firewatch. I have this buddy, I haven't
• 30:09
  talked to him in forever so I don't know if I can really call
• 30:10
  him a buddy but he would still call me a buddy to this day.
• 30:13
  We just you know, life gets in the way.
• 30:15
  But anyway, he told me that when they would go on firewatch
• 30:18
  together, 2 guys, they put their backs together and they'd not
• 30:24
  pay attention to what the other person was doing on the other
• 30:26
  end. Oh my goodness.
• 30:30
  Yeah, that's the kind of stuff I heard about.
• 30:32
  What? I heard about.
• 30:33
  Well, we, I guess the other weird thing that we had that I
• 30:39
  still will never forget to this day, it's about 3:00 in the
• 30:43
  morning and I get up and I'm like, I got to pee.
• 30:45
  So I walk in and I look over and the way our latrines were set up
• 30:50
  was you walk in, there's the Rose sinks like an L shape,
• 30:53
  there's four urinals, there's all the stalls.
• 30:55
  But then you have this little, I guess like drying room before
• 30:59
  the shower and you look over in this little drying room and
• 31:02
  there's 8 dudes all naked all going to town on themselves and
• 31:09
  a big old circle jerk and all them.
• 31:11
  They're called horse races. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck
• 31:16
  are y'all doing? And they're like, we're just
• 31:18
  relieving stress, man. Do you want to join us?
• 31:20
  Oh fuck no. Go to bed.
• 31:23
  What are you? Doing here is what I took away
• 31:27
  from that story. You counted 8 dude.
• 31:30
  Oh yeah, because I was like 123. Why are there so many of you in
• 31:35
  here? Why are you all doing this
• 31:38
  together 1? Ha ha ha 2 count from Century
• 31:46
  St. Oh, I can.
• 31:48
  I can't do the count, but I can do a great Elmo.
• 31:51
  And if I could have like thought about it in the moment, I
• 31:53
  definitely would have been. Hammer doesn't like to run your
• 31:57
  touch yourself. That's it's really rare that
• 31:59
  you're doing this, Jesus says, watching there.
• 32:02
  Put it back. Put it back.
• 32:07
  But I didn't think about that at the time, unfortunately,
• 32:10
  otherwise I would have. But it seems you thought a lot
• 32:13
  about it since it happened. It's what it's, it's one of
• 32:17
  those memories. It's like it's such a.
• 32:20
  Shock. Factor.
• 32:20
  It's like, you can't, you can't ever forget that.
• 32:22
  Like I'm never going to remember those eight dudes jerking it in
• 32:25
  the bathroom. My husband said that that
• 32:27
  happened all the time and they called them horse races.
• 32:31
  Horse races, OK. Yeah, he was like, if you heard
• 32:35
  a horse races, I'm like, yeah, I know what a horse race is like.
• 32:39
  No, not that guy. Yeah.
• 32:41
  No, no and. Then he didn't elaborate
• 32:45
  anymore. Yeah, what?
• 32:48
  Participated in one. It's so freaking weird that the
• 32:52
  stuff that the guys do and the women just, we just fight.
• 32:58
  That's not what I heard from you.
• 33:01
  Not you personally. That's not what I.
• 33:04
  Heard from you. That was more in the in one unit
• 33:08
  that I was in, but not like in basic training and basic
• 33:11
  training it was more just fighting with the women than
• 33:15
  anything else. Now once I got over into PTRP
• 33:18
  because I got in the broke platoon.
• 33:21
  So then the women started, you know, going to town, but that
• 33:25
  wasn't until I got over there, so.
• 33:28
  OK, I know the I will say the only time.
• 33:31
  In a long time. The the only time I ever heard
• 33:34
  the girl, I don't know what they did, but our sister platoon
• 33:38
  screwed up so bad they made them pack all of their bags.
• 33:41
  They've got like the massive green duffel bags all in their
• 33:44
  back and we're on the third story of the old barracks and
• 33:47
  they're like, everybody get down, everybody go back up.
• 33:51
  They did this for like an hour. I was like, what did y'all do?
• 33:55
  You pissed them off royally. We did that because we didn't
• 33:59
  have our boots shined. What?
• 34:02
  And instead of doing like the backpack, what they would do is
• 34:05
  they'd be like, OK, go get your summer BD us on and 1 winter
• 34:10
  glove and one whatever, you know, take your pick.
• 34:16
  And so you'd have to go find whatever they wanted and then
• 34:20
  get down as fast as you could. You know, tragically, I am busy
• 34:27
  later this month when my cousin's graduating from Basic.
• 34:30
  But I sent him some pictures, he got in trouble and he oh, you
• 34:38
  know what, today's Saturday. So he intentionally ignored me.
• 34:41
  And they did, you know. Did you know that on Saturdays
• 34:44
  they get their their phones for one hour in basic training?
• 34:48
  That's horseshit. I got my phone a total of three
• 34:51
  times. I got it once in the beginning,
• 34:54
  once in the middle and then like at the very last day.
• 34:58
  When did you go into basic? June of 2014.
• 35:02
  I went in the 99 so. What branch were you in?
• 35:06
  Well, yeah, you barely had phones.
• 35:07
  You had the big antenna sticking up but.
• 35:10
  I was Air Force. Your Air Force?
• 35:12
  Oh, the chair for no. Understand it is 100% it is.
• 35:17
  My, I was, I, I don't know if I should say I dated somebody when
• 35:20
  he was in the Marines for buddies now.
• 35:22
  But anyway, he got his phone one time and it was at the very end
• 35:27
  and he called me and even my other buddy who was in the
• 35:30
  Marines who's dead now. Sorry, I'm just playing that for
• 35:37
  the call back anyway. But yeah, he called me on on one
• 35:40
  of like the last weeks He was there.
• 35:43
  I was like, am I, am I the first person you called?
• 35:45
  He's like, fuck no. You were like the last person I
• 35:48
  called. I had like 10 minutes left.
• 35:52
  Love you too, Timmy. Right.
• 35:56
  Yeah, though. But no, they barely got their
• 35:59
  phones. And now every single weekend I'm
• 36:01
  going to be making fun of Phoenix for the rest of his
• 36:02
  life. Oh, you barely went through
• 36:04
  basic. You could look at memes on the
• 36:06
  weekends, titties on the weekends.
• 36:09
  I wanted to send him one of the cards that I picked up in Las
• 36:13
  Vegas, but I was like, I don't want to get you in trouble.
• 36:16
  I sent him some memes be a picture because I didn't think
• 36:19
  he could have his phone and apparently he got in trouble for
• 36:22
  those. Oh, yeah.
• 36:23
  I asked him how much trouble. Oh yeah, it we used to have, we
• 36:28
  used to have people like their moms or whoever would send them
• 36:31
  like cookies and snacks and stuff like that, which is a huge
• 36:34
  sound. Oh my God, will you get roasted?
• 36:36
  I got I got a death glare for like 5 minutes because my old
• 36:40
  boss was a Marine and he sit back.
• 36:42
  He's like, hope you're enjoying Air Force vacation, Semper Fi
• 36:47
  Jeff, you're going to get me freaking murdered.
• 36:50
  Yeah, the drill Sergeant used to open up the packages of cookies
• 36:53
  and start eating them. My.
• 36:55
  Mean buddies. I used to seal every single
• 36:59
  letter with a kiss. I didn't care if I was dating
• 37:01
  them or not. I would take lipstick, different
• 37:03
  color every time too and just kiss it.
• 37:05
  I didn't do that to my cousin. Oh that was weird.
• 37:08
  But I sent him some memes, one of which I won't say to my
• 37:12
  uncle, but it was my uncle that he's not related to.
• 37:17
  It was him with two balloons underneath his shirt.
• 37:22
  So, so it's like I couldn't send you this thing that I got from
• 37:25
  Vegas, but I can send you my uncle.
• 37:29
  Right. The whole time you could have
• 37:33
  looked on Saturdays anyway, so it doesn't matter.
• 37:36
  Right, I got to go to one thing real quick.
• 37:38
  I will be right back in a couple minutes.
• 37:40
  Yeah, no, you're. Good.
• 37:41
  No worries, You're good. OK, so loser JoJo fosho show.
• 37:49
  My dad is a Marine grandfather Army.
• 37:52
  Yeah, my dad was Army. My stepdad was Army.
• 37:56
  My grandfather on my dad's side was Army, my 2 of my uncles were
• 38:05
  Marines. And then I got a bunch of
• 38:07
  cousins that were in the Army. And then Nathan was in the Air
• 38:14
  Force. He he became a drill Sergeant in
• 38:16
  the Air Force. Air Force?
• 38:17
  No, I'm just playing. My parents met in the Army and
• 38:21
  my boyfriend was in the Army. My 2 best friends were marines
• 38:27
  and I have one of them tattoo but I'm not going to show you
• 38:29
  the tattoo anyway. But yeah, it's always armies,
• 38:33
  army or marines for me so. Yeah, the armies pretty much
• 38:38
  been standard in my whole life growing up in Fort Sill.
• 38:42
  Oh yeah, and then we're. And my cousin I was talking
• 38:46
  about, he's at Fort Sill right now.
• 38:47
  So I feel like even though you're not biologically related
• 38:51
  and I'm not even biologically related, I feel like it's just,
• 38:53
  you know, it's all come to fruition and you get to go see
• 38:56
  him. I have a job.
• 38:57
  So son-in-law was in the Air Force.
• 39:01
  Can't imagine we drafted young people still scare you.
• 39:03
  Yeah, I would say that I pray that a draft isn't on the
• 39:08
  horizon. So, but I pray.
• 39:12
  Yeah, that would be an interesting draft I keep.
• 39:17
  Talking about whether or not they should force women to sign
• 39:19
  up for the draft or not. Yeah, that.
• 39:25
  I mean, women want to be treated as equals, right?
• 39:31
  Yeah. So.
• 39:33
  I want to be equal in certain ways and I want to sign up for
• 39:36
  the draft. That's all I have to say.
• 39:41
  So you want to be equal until it comes to giving your life?
• 39:44
  I want to be able to have a lot of the same rights that men
• 39:51
  have. A lot of the same rights.
• 39:54
  Men cannot be forcibly impregnated and then forced to
• 39:57
  give birth so. Yeah, I get that.
• 40:01
  But could you imagine we're just talking about?
• 40:03
  R/M preg. That's men with men that are
• 40:08
  pregnant and it's it's a joke. Never mind.
• 40:10
  OK, yeah, you went over my head. Sure, Tony will get it, gets it,
• 40:17
  gets it. It sucks that when Tony leaves I
• 40:19
  have to pee so bad. Go ahead.
• 40:23
  OK, you got you got this. Yeah, 'cause I'm going to have
• 40:25
  to go to the restroom as soon. OK, well I have to also grab
• 40:29
  something real quick, so I'm going to grab something and I'm
• 40:31
  going to pee and you get to grab ODE Misdemeanor.
• 40:37
  So did I miss the story and I need to replay group?
• 40:39
  Yeah, you need to replay. That no, actually you didn't
• 40:42
  miss so much. Retell the story while I pissed.
• 40:46
  I don't know what story we're retelling, but no misdemeanor.
• 40:51
  Our guest Stephanie is held up at a family function so we're
• 41:00
  waiting around to see if she comes and is able to do the
• 41:05
  show. If she's not then we will catch
• 41:08
  her next week hopefully. And Tony went to go do
• 41:11
  something. So basically we've just been
• 41:14
  sitting here BS ING and just chatting and having a good time.
• 41:18
  So you haven't missed anything? Well, JoJo for show, show I was
• 41:25
  only in a year, I fell and broke my back in basic training and I
• 41:31
  was in almost my 7th week of basic training.
• 41:35
  And so that's why I choose not to talk about military things
• 41:40
  for the most part on here. That's why I choose to do other
• 41:45
  things than veterans topics and stuff like that.
• 41:49
  So I'm the one anomaly at MBR and that's the reason because I
• 41:56
  just don't feel comfortable talking about stuff like that
• 41:59
  since I only served a year and I didn't finish basic training.
• 42:03
  I did give my all though and I tried my hardest but
• 42:08
  unfortunately that wasn't in the plan.
• 42:10
  So yes, I did break my back in three places.
• 42:15
  I fell 15 feet from a cargo Nets, broke my back in three
• 42:19
  places and messed up my neck really bad.
• 42:22
  And so I have like herniating discs that herniate in towards
• 42:27
  the spine. So that's what gives me the
• 42:29
  migraines and stuff like that. And that's why I was in bed for
• 42:32
  6 1/2 years with migraines. And that's why I've got funky
• 42:36
  little indents here because I get Botox to keep it from coming
• 42:42
  back. So I get 33 shots of Botox every
• 42:46
  18 weeks in my head. Well, my forehead, my head, my
• 42:53
  neck, my shoulders and my back. So, yeah, that's the life of a
• 42:59
  broke soldier. You're welcome.
• 43:04
  So. Oh, you're so brave to even be
• 43:07
  climbing. My legs shake so much of two
• 43:09
  feet off the ground. Yeah.
• 43:10
  No, that's that's exactly how I feel now.
• 43:13
  I mean, I have severe PTSDI. Mean, not to the point, you
• 43:18
  know, the men and women who have been in combat, of course, but I
• 43:22
  have PTSD to the point where I have a hard time driving and I
• 43:30
  can't go to stadium seating events.
• 43:32
  So like concerts and football games and stuff like that, I try
• 43:35
  to avoid unless I can get as low as I possibly can.
• 43:40
  So yeah, it's been interesting. And yes, I am a pincushion.
• 43:47
  I'm always going to the doctor, getting all kinds of different
• 43:49
  things done. So I just had ACT scan with
• 43:53
  contrast yesterday. Yeah, yesterday.
• 43:59
  Contrast. With.
• 44:00
  Contrast. Oh yeah, yeah, that stuff you
• 44:02
  had to drink. Yeah, I had to drink two things
• 44:04
  of barium and then they did the contrast in my arm, which makes
• 44:08
  you feel like you got to pee or that you already peed your
• 44:10
  pants. Oh, that's like, Oh yeah, yeah,
• 44:13
  the scan when you go through the donut.
• 44:16
  I remember they were telling me you have to pee if you have a
• 44:19
  donut. I always have to pee so well.
• 44:21
  Thank you for his service misdemeanor.
• 44:23
  Yes, absolutely. Yeah, I didn't have anxieties
• 44:29
  until, you know, the migraines kicked in.
• 44:34
  I mean, I had a fear of heights and stuff like that.
• 44:38
  Driving, and I'm kind of the cause for that.
• 44:41
  You're the. You're the catalyst for making
• 44:45
  it worse. Let's just say that because I I
• 44:47
  was having trouble driving even when you before you were born.
• 44:51
  Do you have to pee and all tell the class yes?
• 44:53
  OK, cool. Sorry.
• 44:59
  Got to get warmed up for it. Got to get warmed up.
• 45:01
  I just spit when I said that. Anyway, I'm just being dumb
• 45:04
  anyway, so yeah. So the year is 2021 probably and
• 45:12
  we're coming back from my grandparents house and they live
• 45:15
  off like a highway but like a real small highway.
• 45:17
  Not like a crazy highway or anything like that just rural
• 45:19
  highway. So anyway it's barely raining
• 45:23
  and I'm driving then I hit like an oil slick or something and
• 45:28
  then I spin out like 3 different times over the median and into
• 45:33
  the opposite side of the highway.
• 45:35
  But we are going the right direction and we are only like
• 45:39
  we are less than 5 miles away from my grandparents house.
• 45:41
  We're like OK I'm going back to my grandparents house.
• 45:47
  So I drove back and my mom was like, my, my little brother and
• 45:52
  I were in the front seats. So she like in the back seat,
• 45:56
  she's like, Oh my God, I'm watching my two children die.
• 46:00
  So ever since then, she's been a little a little fidgety behind
• 46:04
  the wheel. Mom hates my driving and only
• 46:08
  because, and I'll admit it was probably one of those, like I
• 46:13
  probably got a little cocky. I was about 616 or 17 and we
• 46:17
  were turning to go into either Qdoba or the eyeglass Dr., one
• 46:22
  of the two and. I've never been there.
• 46:26
  Qdoba and my eyeglass Dr. in the same Plaza, by the way.
• 46:30
  Sorry. Oh, they are.
• 46:31
  I can give you the exact address.
• 46:32
  I know exactly where it's at. No, I'm just playing.
• 46:35
  You're good. So I decided to make a left
• 46:39
  turn. Well, there's a car that's like
• 46:40
  speeding through and it's like, no, I can make it.
• 46:43
  I got it. I can go zoom, zoom.
• 46:45
  I got it. And I make it like we it wasn't
• 46:48
  a close call, but mom's like, Oh my God, they don't do it again.
• 46:52
  I'm like, I'm like, OK, yeah, that's fair.
• 46:55
  But then my story, I had similar to that.
• 46:57
  Luckily mom was not there, but she ended up being vicariously
• 47:01
  there. My now ex-wife and I, we would
• 47:05
  meet in Pittsburgh because that was the perfect halfway point
• 47:08
  between Indianapolis and DC where I was stationed at.
• 47:11
  So we would meet in Pittsburgh just about every weekend or so.
• 47:14
  Well, this one particular weekend I was driving back, it
• 47:16
  was raining really bad and I had really, really poor tires on my
• 47:20
  car. And I'm going about 70 and then
• 47:23
  all of a sudden I just start like moving and weaving with no
• 47:28
  control. I spin out and I crash into a
• 47:32
  guardrail going about 70 miles an hour or so, hard enough I
• 47:37
  bent the steel girders and broke them from the concrete.
• 47:41
  Oh girl. And so hey, you know how many
• 47:45
  times that I would travel for work, they'd be like good
• 47:47
  morning ladies, And here I am standing, you know, 6 foot 3 and
• 47:50
  bearded like good morning ladies.
• 47:52
  Yes, I appreciate that. I feel very beautiful today, but
• 47:57
  I crash and my front end is destroyed while I'm facing the
• 48:01
  opposite way of as traffic is coming in and they're beeping
• 48:03
  their horns at me to get out of the way.
• 48:05
  I'm like, my friend is destroyed.
• 48:07
  I I don't know what you want me to do.
• 48:09
  So of course I'm sitting here this is happening and I call my
• 48:14
  mom and I'm like, hey, I got in a pretty bad car crash.
• 48:17
  I'm OK, but the car is definitely screwed up.
• 48:21
  It's like, should I call 911 or should I call like the
• 48:23
  non-emergency? She's like no you dumb ass call
• 48:26
  you were in a car accident. It's an emergency.
• 48:31
  I'm not dead. Yeah, it's.
• 48:32
  Like I'm not dying, I'm not bleeding.
• 48:33
  Like I'm fine. My car is just screwed up.
• 48:36
  Like I don't need EMS out here. And of course, right as the
• 48:39
  minute I'm saying that, there's a car coming like straight at me
• 48:43
  and they're not moving and I'm like, oh shit, Oh shit.
• 48:45
  Oh shit. Mom's like that's not what you
• 48:46
  said to your mom. You just told her you're in a
• 48:48
  car crash. Oh shit.
• 48:50
  Oh shit. So yeah.
• 48:55
  Did the car hit you? No.
• 48:57
  No, no, luckily they went around and then I, I was really
• 49:01
  fortunate. There's a semi truck driver.
• 49:05
  I don't think he was able to witness it, but he was able to
• 49:07
  see me about a mile down the road as he was coming up and
• 49:09
  noticed. And luckily he parked the semi
• 49:12
  in a way that people were forced to go around him or they were
• 49:17
  going to hit his truck. And I was like, oh, you're a
• 49:19
  lightsaber. You are a lifesaver.
• 49:20
  I appreciate that because I was like, I don't know what the hell
• 49:23
  to do in this situation. Yeah, like a week ago, I was
• 49:27
  heading towards Saint Louis area and I saw like at least two or
• 49:31
  three cars that were like on the side of the road in the median
• 49:35
  right next to it, because it's a little different than Florida.
• 49:37
  There's like a there's something in between the two medians or
• 49:41
  the median that splits the two sides.
• 49:44
  Oh my goodness, these poor people.
• 49:46
  I was like, damn, it sucks to be you.
• 49:48
  I've been there. No, and I so the PTSD comes out
• 49:55
  with me driving and I have all of these, you know, visions, I
• 50:01
  guess they're called intrusive thoughts, you know, of crashing
• 50:06
  into a school and, you know, killing all the kids in the
• 50:09
  school, you know, or crashing off of a Cliff, you know, and
• 50:13
  it's just like, Oh my gosh. So I'm trying to work on it.
• 50:19
  So this week, twice this week, I have driven to and from my
• 50:25
  doctor's appointment, which is 45 minutes away by myself.
• 50:29
  You did a great job. I'm so very proud of you because
• 50:32
  that could be a little stressful as somebody who has driven that
• 50:36
  many a time, not as many a time now.
• 50:39
  Well, and it's not Florida or Oklahoma where everything's a
• 50:42
  straight shot, so you've got all the hills and everything.
• 50:47
  I mean, I was just thinking today when I went to go get my
• 50:50
  drink that, you know, there's one hill that we not that kind
• 50:55
  of drink anyways, my. No judgement.
• 50:58
  No judgement. My judgment listening.
• 50:59
  We don't judge. I still got some bulba in there
• 51:03
  but. The last time I actually every
• 51:05
  time I've had Dutch Bros it was ass on a stick.
• 51:08
  So here's my Sprite. So you can go down this one hill
• 51:14
  because we live, I didn't realize it, but we live
• 51:16
  basically at the top of the hill and going down to get desperate,
• 51:22
  Yeah. We live at the bottom of a hill.
• 51:24
  No, we live at the top of the hill.
• 51:26
  Well, there, here's our house and then you have to go up, up,
• 51:29
  up, up the hill. And when it's and when it's
• 51:31
  snowing, I slide down. OK, so technically our house is
• 51:36
  at the bottom of the hill, but our house is also situated on a
• 51:42
  hill in our town. So you're on the slope of the
• 51:46
  hill is what I hear. You're on the slope.
• 51:48
  OK. So you're on the upper part of
• 51:50
  the slope and. So when you go to get Dutch Bros
• 51:53
  or Seven Brew, you go down this hill and literally you have to
• 51:57
  ride the break the whole time because you will literally go 60
• 52:00
  miles from an hour just coasting down the hill.
• 52:05
  So that's. I do remember, though, moving to
• 52:09
  Missouri and having to get used to when you're going down a
• 52:12
  hill, you have to hit the brakes and don't just like, have to
• 52:15
  speed up the whole time. Yeah, that was fun to learn
• 52:19
  learning curve. Florida is very flat, flat like
• 52:22
  I was when I was in Florida. OK, you, you gotta, you know, go
• 52:26
  for many places. Thank you, JoJo.
• 52:29
  She did a great Dang job. I'm proud of you because that
• 52:32
  little drive is annoying even to me.
• 52:35
  It is, and Brandy Kay had a Lincoln Town Car in the Kentucky
• 52:39
  hills. I can imagine that would been,
• 52:41
  especially if it was like a 70s or 80s Lincoln Town Car.
• 52:45
  It'd be like a boat. It'd say a big massive boat.
• 52:49
  Yeah. No, thank you.
• 52:50
  My mom and stepdad had matching Lincoln town cars from the 70s
• 52:58
  and they were white and they had red interior and I was so
• 53:02
  embarrassed. Sounds romantic.
• 53:07
  That kind of sounds like the embodiment of the 70s right
• 53:09
  there. Like really nice clean exterior,
• 53:12
  big funky red interior like. My God, if you want to talk
• 53:19
  about funky red interior and bad driving, OK, I had this buddy,
• 53:23
  same buddy I was talking about earlier.
• 53:25
  What did I say? I said some kind of oh, yeah, it
• 53:28
  was the guys back-to-back in the military.
• 53:33
  I should reach out to this buddy.
• 53:35
  I'm going to say Abdul. Abdul, I love you.
• 53:37
  I miss you. OK.
• 53:39
  Anyway, So Abdul the first car he ever bought when we were in
• 53:43
  high school, it was like I don't even remember what it was, but
• 53:48
  it was a red interior and it was like horrible.
• 53:52
  But I mean it was like nice I guess it was horrible.
• 53:54
  Anyway, so we got in the car. I remember one time he was going
• 53:59
  to take, he had a crush on my friend and it was me and my
• 54:03
  friend that were hanging out with him and he was going to
• 54:06
  hang out with this guy that I had a crush on.
• 54:09
  And so he's like, OK, we're going to go and we're going to
• 54:11
  watch the sunset. It's like, OK, bet, let's go.
• 54:15
  I get this just from hanging out with you guys, but whatever,
• 54:17
  let's go. What's up?
• 54:19
  So anyway, we start going down their side street and as we're
• 54:23
  going to the side street, he sees his friend.
• 54:25
  He's like, Oh my God, that's my friend.
• 54:26
  Sweet gets into the other lane and he starts going like 70
• 54:29
  miles an hour in like a 25 mile an hour zone and he starts
• 54:35
  going. He goes around him and he's only
• 54:36
  been driving for like less than a month.
• 54:39
  No thank. You he drives around them and me
• 54:42
  and my friend were freaking the heck out but like what are you
• 54:46
  doing dude? So anyway, scared us so bad.
• 54:50
  What are you doing, girl? I'm creating she's.
• 54:53
  Getting a picture of Tony. Oh, look at him and his untamed
• 54:56
  beard. I'm.
• 54:57
  Creating a new thumbnail since Stephanie didn't ride.
• 55:02
  She's busy. OK, anyway, she's creating a new
• 55:05
  thumbnail. But I should do that.
• 55:06
  I should does that. We freaked out and we started
• 55:10
  crying because he scared us so bad.
• 55:12
  And he's like, well, since you guys are so scared, I'm just
• 55:14
  going to drop you off at home. And I never got to hang out with
• 55:16
  the guy that I had a crush on. I so I've I've ridden with a lot
• 55:23
  of bad drivers. There's only been one.
• 55:25
  I was like, yeah, never never again.
• 55:27
  I'll never ride with you every. And so we only work together a
• 55:31
  short time and we had to go up to Purdue University, which is
• 55:36
  about about a little over an hour from here where, where we
• 55:40
  live and where we work at. And not only does he get So for
• 55:45
  for context, Chris is about 5-2 on a good day like he's and I'm
• 55:52
  for other context, I am 6 foot 3.
• 55:55
  So he decides he ended up getting for a rental car exactly
• 56:02
  he got I think it wasn't I think it might have been a Nissan
• 56:06
  Rogue. It was a fairly smaller SUV.
• 56:10
  Chris is in the front seat, I'm in the back right seat.
• 56:14
  There's a guy that is probably about 6 foot, maybe 6 foot one,
• 56:17
  and about 240 lbs in the front seat ahead of me because I was
• 56:21
  like, you can drive shotgun. No thank you.
• 56:24
  Then there's another guy, he's also probably about 6 foot, 6
• 56:27
  foot one. He's about 2:15 on the other
• 56:29
  side. And then we have Maddie in the
• 56:31
  poor middle. Maddie is probably about 5-8.
• 56:35
  And I, I don't even want to guess Maddie's weight, but she
• 56:38
  wasn't really a big girl. But we're all three squished in
• 56:41
  this back seat, Robbie's up front and then little itty bitty
• 56:44
  Chris driving away in the front seat.
• 56:47
  We're on this like coming up to a full dead on bumper to bumper
• 56:51
  stop. And this little this little dude
• 56:54
  is just zoom in at 70 still and he's waiting to like the last
• 56:57
  second to finally put his brakes on.
• 56:59
  And just like we're going to die.
• 57:01
  I'm going to die in a small car. Thanks.
• 57:03
  This dude, I'm going to die in a small fucking car because this
• 57:05
  guy so the drive there and then he has to drive back and the
• 57:12
  guy's sitting in front of you. Robbie's like, do you want to do
• 57:14
  you want to ride shotgun? Nope.
• 57:16
  It's all you big man. You wanted it there.
• 57:17
  You you could take it on the way back too.
• 57:19
  No, thank you. So we drive back.
• 57:22
  We all jump out of the car and one of the guys was giving crap
• 57:26
  like, man, Chris, I heard you rented like a really small car.
• 57:28
  He goes, well, I wanted smaller. You know, I'm in the driver's
• 57:30
  seat. It doesn't affect me.
• 57:32
  And I was like, OK. I was like, if I ever go on a
• 57:34
  trip with you, I'm driving and I'm asking for a booster seat
• 57:38
  and I'm going to make you fucking sit in it on the entire
• 57:40
  drive every time because it doesn't affect me.
• 57:45
  And. That's something scary when when
• 57:50
  somebody's driving and you don't trust them or something is just
• 57:53
  off, you know? And every time you get in a car
• 57:57
  with somebody, that's a choice that you make, you know?
• 58:01
  I thank God everyday that I don't have friends.
• 58:03
  So at least not friends local to me.
• 58:11
  So like at least not friends that I'm driving with.
• 58:13
  So I have like one person I drive with sometimes and he's a
• 58:17
  good driver. He's been driving for like
• 58:19
  longer than been a lot longer than I've been alive.
• 58:21
  So it's all good. Yeah, most people, they would
• 58:26
  typically have me drive, but it was funny.
• 58:27
  They're like, you don't show any road rage whenever you drive,
• 58:30
  but we can always know you're mad because we'll hear the like
• 58:32
  we'll hear the engine speed up as you speed around People like,
• 58:35
  yeah, I try to, I try to keep that for just me.
• 58:38
  I'll let all the road rage and craziness out when it's just me
• 58:40
  in the car. I'm not doing it with you guys.
• 58:42
  I. Thought that gingers got angry?
• 58:44
  Oh, we do. Living and driving in DC for
• 58:49
  four years. Oh, yeah, I've, I have come up
• 58:52
  with some very creative insults. I have.
• 58:56
  I've had people back up and get ready to get out of the car and
• 58:59
  fight me and oh. That's tough.
• 59:03
  I have been to DC 2 times, both were for four hour layovers,
• 59:08
  which are a long time for a layover but not long enough to
• 59:11
  go explore DC and I can only imagine.
• 59:15
  But that's a nice airport. They have a It's like a
• 59:18
  Mediterranean Chipotle. Oh Cava.
• 59:22
  Yes, and I love Mediterranean food.
• 59:25
  I love it. I dated a Greek guy for like 3
• 59:28
  1/2 years. I love Mediterranean food.
• 59:32
  Not Mediterranean men though. Hey now when I get to judge one
• 59:37
  person on the entire. OK, Brandy said that her dream
• 59:41
  job was driving an 18 Wheeler. I cannot imagine.
• 59:46
  But are you a serial killer? But she finished out at a
• 59:49
  wrecker service in Austin, so. Wow, come on Ted girl, Ted Bundy
• 59:55
  drove a Volkswagen Beetle. So I mean, we, we have total
• 59:58
  opposite ends of the spectrum here.
• 59:59
  Anybody could could do it in any size car.
• 1:00:02
  She has seen the Ted Bundy Volkswagen.
• 1:00:05
  I have. With her own eyes, I.
• 1:00:08
  Have and then. And have you sent?
• 1:00:12
  Do you need me to mail those? We'll talk about it later, okay
• 1:00:16
  anyways, so ironically the you're in like rare form today.
• 1:00:23
  I don't know what's going on with you anyway, I.
• 1:00:25
  Don't know, Tony makes me feel like a little silly girl.
• 1:00:30
  Where's Joy? I'm so I'm taking over Joy's
• 1:00:33
  thought. Hey, Tony, how's it going?
• 1:00:36
  Too many gingers all together, that's what.
• 1:00:38
  Three and one. Well, and if Stephanie would
• 1:00:41
  have been here, it would have all been a whole panel full of
• 1:00:43
  gingers. There be four of us.
• 1:00:46
  Hey, Tony. Well, hey.
• 1:00:49
  Girl, hey. Tony has been called a cereal.
• 1:00:53
  I think he looks like a serial killer.
• 1:00:56
  Oh no I get I get called. I've been told I look like
• 1:00:59
  Jeffrey Dahmer. Especially if I'm clean shaven
• 1:01:01
  and wear my glasses. I have the Jeff Dahmer look it
• 1:01:04
  also. Doesn't know that.
• 1:01:06
  It it also doesn't help that I do a fairly good Jeff Dahmer
• 1:01:09
  accent, I think like as far as just the Midwestern Wisconsin
• 1:01:12
  accent. Yeah, I'll send you guys the
• 1:01:15
  picture and you you tell me if I I.
• 1:01:17
  Would like to have to I have to determine.
• 1:01:21
  But no, everybody at work, because I'm so OCD and
• 1:01:23
  meticulous, they're like, what the what the hell is this?
• 1:01:27
  Plus I'm a very quiet introvert, naturally.
• 1:01:29
  So they're like, here's this really tall dude moves super
• 1:01:32
  quiet. Nobody knows what you do or why
• 1:01:35
  you just appear and then all of a sudden you're like super
• 1:01:38
  meticulous. They're like, you have to be a
• 1:01:39
  serial killer. That's like, well, I can.
• 1:01:41
  I can neither affirm nor deny that.
• 1:01:44
  But to go. Underage men, no.
• 1:01:48
  No, no, that. No, I wouldn't do that.
• 1:01:52
  Laura. No, look, just because you
• 1:01:56
  invite him over for a couple brewskies and, you know, take
• 1:01:59
  some pictures and whatnot and all of a sudden it's the gay
• 1:02:01
  stuff. Like no, I don't do that.
• 1:02:05
  But but no, funny enough, I got I got some weird looks because
• 1:02:11
  the same friend group that always jokes I'm a serial
• 1:02:14
  killer. I had found it's an event.
• 1:02:16
  It's a group of travelling actors and they do what's called
• 1:02:20
  a serial killer Speakeasy. Oh.
• 1:02:23
  No, you're just having this fucking.
• 1:02:26
  Conversation. Would you quit using the F word?
• 1:02:28
  It's. You bother me.
• 1:02:30
  Use the C word. It's my favorite word.
• 1:02:33
  That's my favorite word. That's my, that's my word I want
• 1:02:36
  to use when I really want to get like the message just driven
• 1:02:38
  across to somebody because I feel like the B word is too
• 1:02:41
  overused. It can be too friendly.
• 1:02:43
  It could be too not like, no, you use the C word.
• 1:02:45
  It's like, no, I need that extra bit of emphasis of like,
• 1:02:49
  absolutely not. I love that word.
• 1:02:52
  But but no, this, this serial killer Speakeasy.
• 1:02:56
  I even told my my therapist about this is like she's like,
• 1:02:58
  so do you have any fun plans? Like, yeah, I'm going to serial
• 1:03:00
  killer Speakeasy. You're doing a what?
• 1:03:05
  Like it's not for the serial killer.
• 1:03:06
  Surprise possible not ability. It's not for the serial killers.
• 1:03:12
  OK. But but it was but it was really
• 1:03:16
  good. I would, I would.
• 1:03:17
  Definitely do it or you performed in it.
• 1:03:19
  No, no, no, we, we went to it. I would have performed too.
• 1:03:22
  I feel like I could have done a really good Jeff Dahmer.
• 1:03:24
  But the guy that did it was also very solid.
• 1:03:26
  Like I won't, I won't take anything away from him.
• 1:03:29
  She in her hometown that she's also coincidentally going to for
• 1:03:35
  her nephew in law. My nephews.
• 1:03:38
  Her nephews. Her nephews your nephew's
• 1:03:43
  graduation for from basic training that we were just
• 1:03:46
  talking about like 20 minutes ago anyway, so my bad, my bad.
• 1:03:53
  Anyway, I'm just being a goofball.
• 1:03:54
  Leave me alone. OK so anyway, but he is
• 1:03:57
  graduating from her hometown so because she lived in a military
• 1:04:00
  town. But anyway, they're having a
• 1:04:04
  serial killer Speakeasy and our friend just sent us like a
• 1:04:08
  debriefing about it or whatever. And I was like, oh, I think it'd
• 1:04:13
  be an interesting thing to go to.
• 1:04:15
  I'm not saying you're a bad person if you go to something
• 1:04:17
  like that. I do kind of question the people
• 1:04:22
  that put that on though 'cause I mean, do you remember like a
• 1:04:25
  couple years ago they did the Jeffrey Dahmer monster thing and
• 1:04:30
  the a bunch of family members kind of had a problem with it.
• 1:04:34
  Yeah, then the the Ed Gein 1 they did recently.
• 1:04:38
  So yes, Brandy it is the Brandy, it is the mixology one, I will
• 1:04:41
  say. So they do really good because
• 1:04:44
  the first thing they say when they introduce the program, they
• 1:04:46
  say, you know, all of the actors are also going to be your
• 1:04:48
  bartenders that there's four drinks that are there's four
• 1:04:51
  drinks that tie in with the story of the killer.
• 1:04:54
  So like Ed Gein was the first one.
• 1:04:57
  It was like apple Brandy. It was a dehydrated apple to
• 1:05:00
  represent, you know, the the leather skin is like apple cider
• 1:05:05
  And I think Sprite. It was it was delicious.
• 1:05:08
  Like it was awesome. But they had one for Gean, they
• 1:05:11
  had one for Dahmer, they had one for Bundy and they had one for
• 1:05:15
  Gacy. And they they actually preface
• 1:05:19
  it by saying we're in no way, shape or form wanting to idolize
• 1:05:23
  who these people were and what they did.
• 1:05:25
  But they treat it similarly to kind of like a theater
• 1:05:28
  performance in a podcast of they talk about what the people did.
• 1:05:32
  They talk about all through the stories, the dates, how many
• 1:05:35
  people they killed, how they did it, all this different stuff.
• 1:05:38
  So it is educational. They're not like glorifying them
• 1:05:41
  and they try not to. But it was cool because they had
• 1:05:45
  two people. They had a Ed Gein actor who he
• 1:05:49
  did a combination of like the edgy Netflix series as far as
• 1:05:52
  how he did the voice. He also did like the quote UN
• 1:05:55
  quote inner monologue with his mother.
• 1:05:56
  That was, you know, talking to him through all of this.
• 1:05:59
  And then they had a Jeff Dahmer actor, but then the other two,
• 1:06:03
  one guy claimed he was the cop that arrested Gacy as he was
• 1:06:07
  telling his story. And then the the last one was
• 1:06:10
  she was pretending to be the bartender that would serve Ted
• 1:06:13
  Bundy and listen to all of his stories about the stuff that he
• 1:06:16
  did to like all of these women and what not.
• 1:06:19
  So it it was really cool and really interesting.
• 1:06:22
  And they they do travel like all across the country.
• 1:06:26
  This one just happened to be in Indianapolis towards I think it
• 1:06:29
  was the end of May and I think they're coming back like this
• 1:06:35
  month, I think a little bit farther north of here, but they
• 1:06:37
  travel like all over. And I I thought it was really
• 1:06:40
  cool. It's really good.
• 1:06:41
  It was it was interesting. So I I liked it personally, but
• 1:06:46
  again, I'm also supposedly a serial killer.
• 1:06:48
  Well, my parents. We did.
• 1:06:51
  I have to pee again, but I'm when you tell the story.
• 1:06:54
  When we were at Crime Con, the one of the victims of the Idaho
• 1:07:01
  4. Killing.
• 1:07:02
  Different than what I thought you were going to tell, but yes.
• 1:07:06
  Yeah, the Goncalves family. Yeah, Kaylee Goncalves is.
• 1:07:11
  Goncalves maybe? However you say her name, her
• 1:07:16
  parents were on a panel and they were talking about basically
• 1:07:21
  this glorifying serial killers, speakeasies, different things
• 1:07:25
  like that. And we had just gone to the
• 1:07:30
  haunted museum there in Las Vegas, the Zach Bagans or Bagans
• 1:07:34
  or whatever. However you say his name.
• 1:07:37
  And so I looked at it through different eyes as they were
• 1:07:43
  talking about it. And one thing I'll say, you
• 1:07:46
  know, as far as Zach Bagans Museum goes, it was very
• 1:07:52
  theatrical, but I'm glad that somebody has a collection of
• 1:07:57
  these things preserved. And that's where I have like,
• 1:08:05
  you know, like the devil, the. Like devil's advocate side of
• 1:08:09
  it. Yeah, cuz it's like as a history
• 1:08:11
  nerd and somebody who knows that once you destroy something
• 1:08:15
  that's gone and it can't be used to educate people and things
• 1:08:20
  like that, but then you've also got collectors of things who
• 1:08:24
  collect things because it's weird and creepy and gross.
• 1:08:28
  Yeah, yeah. And that that's kind of my thing
• 1:08:32
  is like it. And you could really, you could
• 1:08:36
  make this argument for, for anything that's considered, you
• 1:08:39
  know, bad or like an atrocity, you know, you could say it for
• 1:08:42
  like, and it, it might even be considered, you know, an apples
• 1:08:45
  to oranges contrast. But like, you look at Auschwitz
• 1:08:48
  and all of the buildings there, like, you know, some people
• 1:08:50
  might even make the argument, you know, you need to, you need
• 1:08:52
  to tear those down because of the awful history and whatnot
• 1:08:55
  that's behind them. You know, you could, and I know
• 1:08:57
  it's kind of a hot button topic, so I don't want to elaborate
• 1:09:00
  into it too much. But like the Confederate statues
• 1:09:02
  that are up and around that, it's kind of like they're
• 1:09:05
  glorifying the, the individuals that that put those up and who
• 1:09:09
  they, you know, pay quote, UN quote, homage to it.
• 1:09:12
  It's one of those I get not wanting to highlight or openly
• 1:09:17
  show the dark history of things. But like you said, being a a
• 1:09:21
  history nerd, it, it is something that if you don't have
• 1:09:25
  it, it's easy than to get overlooked.
• 1:09:28
  And it's easy than for people to get because it's an out of
• 1:09:31
  sight, out of mind thing. And as, as much as I do get it
• 1:09:35
  can it can make people uncomfortable, it can make
• 1:09:38
  people upset, especially if you have anybody that was directly
• 1:09:42
  affected by any of that, absolutely it it would make you
• 1:09:45
  upset. But again, it's a, it's a
• 1:09:48
  reminder to what humans are capable of in a negative aspect
• 1:09:54
  that shouldn't necessarily be, again, not quote UN quote,
• 1:09:58
  forgotten, but you know, pushed aside because again, if it's out
• 1:10:01
  of sight, it's out of mind. And then you don't have to worry
• 1:10:03
  about it as much. It sure is.
• 1:10:04
  And then people don't know anything about it in the next
• 1:10:07
  generations. You know, I mean, this is a
• 1:10:10
  very, I don't know if this actually qualifies as an example
• 1:10:15
  or not, but just the fact that like nowadays, so my nieces and
• 1:10:20
  nephews, they don't know how to read or write in cursive like at
• 1:10:26
  all. So my nephew, he's in basic
• 1:10:31
  training and my my mother in law's like now make sure you
• 1:10:34
  don't write them in cursive. Got to print it.
• 1:10:40
  It's like, Oh my gosh, you know, I mean, that's sad, you know?
• 1:10:45
  I learned in first grade. Actually, you learned in
• 1:10:49
  kindergarten. 1st grade missus Rice.
• 1:10:51
  Well, you started learning in kindergarten.
• 1:10:53
  Oh. 1st grade we we found out that we'd be learning in first
• 1:10:57
  grade and her and I was really excited for first grade as
• 1:11:00
  Missus Rice was going to teach us.
• 1:11:03
  Also, I don't know if you guys brought this up, but I heard you
• 1:11:06
  talking a little bit a little bit about crime.
• 1:11:08
  Con can call this family. But so I was actually thinking
• 1:11:14
  about you when we went in this room because one of the last
• 1:11:18
  times we like had like a full conversation.
• 1:11:19
  It was when we were talking about Ed Gain and did you said
• 1:11:25
  something about Zach Bagans? Did you say because of what we
• 1:11:28
  saw? OK, so when we were in the Zach
• 1:11:31
  Bagans Museum, they had an Ed Gain room.
• 1:11:34
  OK. But not all of it was
• 1:11:37
  necessarily Ed Gein memorabilia. The only thing that I know that
• 1:11:41
  was definitively, officially 100% from Ed Gein was a original
• 1:11:46
  photograph of him when he was in.
• 1:11:48
  Like a nursing. Home the O in the cauldron,
• 1:11:51
  which is where he had a lot of his victims.
• 1:11:53
  Unfortunately I totally forgot about that, but something else
• 1:11:57
  that was in there that they gave like almost no thought to was
• 1:12:02
  there was a sliver of human sliver.
• 1:12:07
  It was like. A large.
• 1:12:08
  Chunk a large chunk of human skin that was dried out and it
• 1:12:13
  had like a nipple and it was probably about from the nipple
• 1:12:15
  to here and it was the man and they just glossed over it.
• 1:12:20
  They're like, well, it's in the Ed Gain room and I don't even
• 1:12:23
  think it was necessarily one of Ed Gein's victims or somebody.
• 1:12:25
  He I don't. Think it was either.
• 1:12:27
  So where did that come from? I don't.
• 1:12:29
  Know where it came from? I don't know, 'cause I know that
• 1:12:32
  like, unfortunately during the Holocaust they did a lot of that
• 1:12:35
  sort of thing. Yeah, EI think her name is ELA
• 1:12:39
  Kulk was her name. Like that's who he kind of first
• 1:12:44
  got that derivative from because, and that's one of the
• 1:12:47
  few parts where the the the show actually does have some
• 1:12:51
  historical accuracy as far as like the comics and propaganda
• 1:12:54
  and whatnot that they would have of her.
• 1:12:56
  And what little bit of books they did have on her is what he
• 1:12:59
  read and highlighted on was all of the things that because she
• 1:13:04
  apparently had a fascination with, with tattooing and wanting
• 1:13:07
  to keep those tattoos and whatnot, which is where a lot of
• 1:13:11
  that first started to to come into play.
• 1:13:13
  And that's what he unfortunately was exposed to as he was looking
• 1:13:17
  at it. Yeah, it's a it's a sick world
• 1:13:21
  out there. And unfortunately you don't want
• 1:13:25
  those items to just be destroyed because they can be used as
• 1:13:31
  teaching items and. Yeah, I don't have an issue with
• 1:13:34
  them being at a museum somewhere.
• 1:13:37
  I just thought the way that he exposed us to these things was a
• 1:13:41
  little, there's a little bit of sensationalism, you know, and
• 1:13:45
  I'm not saying he's like a, you know, the worst person in the
• 1:13:48
  world for it or anything like that.
• 1:13:49
  But like, they didn't tell us. It was just in the Ed Gainer
• 1:13:54
  room and there was a nipple in the whole torso, almost a half a
• 1:13:58
  torso of a man. It's like, who did that come
• 1:14:01
  from? Was that Ed Gaines victim?
• 1:14:03
  Was somebody dug up? Was it just some random person?
• 1:14:06
  I don't know. I still can't believe they
• 1:14:10
  picked Charlie Hunnam to play Ed Gain.
• 1:14:15
  Yeah, that because it's one of those.
• 1:14:16
  I always see him as Jax Teller and now it's like you assume Jax
• 1:14:20
  Teller from a Sons Manor. Yeah, she didn't really want.
• 1:14:25
  She didn't. Watch that.
• 1:14:25
  I didn't watch that. I was your child when you guys
• 1:14:27
  watched it. Or yeah, a teenager.
• 1:14:32
  Great, great show like it. Like that's how I always picture
• 1:14:35
  Charlie Hunnam is like this just badass biker that's also a
• 1:14:38
  Playboy and just doesn't is he's a honey badger.
• 1:14:41
  He just doesn't care. I remember everyone thought that
• 1:14:44
  he was too hot to play a game. Yeah.
• 1:14:47
  Yeah, 'cause even in the show when you look at him like Ed,
• 1:14:50
  game's pretty pretty buff like. It's not the blonde one, is it?
• 1:14:55
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:14:56
  Oh shit, that's him. That's the one I know I'm like,
• 1:15:02
  yeah, I'm not the I don't, I don't think Ed Gein is rocking
• 1:15:06
  A6 back over here as he's you. Know with a.
• 1:15:09
  Superb British accent. Oh, no, no, I've never actually
• 1:15:16
  even looked at a picture of Charlie Hunnam because I was
• 1:15:19
  like, oh, everyone says he's too hot to be Ed Gein, but.
• 1:15:23
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:15:25
  Even as a straight guy like you were way too attractive of a man
• 1:15:29
  to be playing this role buddy. What about white guys?
• 1:15:32
  You could. Pick.
• 1:15:35
  Yeah. No, totally.
• 1:15:38
  Oh yeah, no, one of those things.
• 1:15:40
  It's crazy, though. No, it's just, it was an odd
• 1:15:42
  thing, but I don't regret going. I'm so glad that we went to that
• 1:15:45
  museum and you got to go to the. We've brought it up on the
• 1:15:49
  podcast a couple of times, but not never when, never when he
• 1:15:53
  was on here, never when Tony was on here.
• 1:15:55
  But the Ted Bundy Where was that called?
• 1:15:59
  Yeah, so Alcatraz, I see. I saw the Bundy car, the OJ car
• 1:16:05
  and the Bonnie and Clyde car. So the Bonnie and Clyde car was
• 1:16:10
  more of something that I actually wanted to see because
• 1:16:14
  I'm, I guess, related to Bonnie. Very closely, I think.
• 1:16:18
  Well, I mean I. Think it's only about like 2.
• 1:16:20
  Two generations? Yeah, it's only two generations.
• 1:16:24
  So I see that you have not sent that stuff off yet.
• 1:16:28
  I haven't. We're just going to say I'm not
• 1:16:30
  criticizing you by saying that, but we're just going to say this
• 1:16:32
  because Tony hasn't heard this because he's all new to this.
• 1:16:34
  So you know that we got into that Gypsy Rose content anyway,
• 1:16:40
  so she got not. Happy about.
• 1:16:43
  It oh, you don't even know the half of it, but that's OK.
• 1:16:46
  So anyway, we got all of her emails and some of her like just
• 1:16:51
  different things that had to do with what she was doing when she
• 1:16:54
  was in prison. And so anyway, we have all of
• 1:16:56
  that literally in physical form if you want to pick it up.
• 1:16:59
  I don't know if you. No, I don't want to pick it up
• 1:17:01
  but. It's it's a lot.
• 1:17:02
  It's like this much like a huge stack of books that we have.
• 1:17:06
  So she had well, I had an idea and she reached out because I'm
• 1:17:11
  a pussy anyway. So she reached out and she.
• 1:17:16
  Doesn't she can't just reach out to people and ask them?
• 1:17:19
  Questions. I don't have a military
• 1:17:20
  broadcast radio e-mail. I don't seem very official.
• 1:17:23
  It's a Laura. Anyway, it's a very
• 1:17:27
  unprofessional e-mail. So anyway, the point is that
• 1:17:31
  she's going to end up sending some of these actual
• 1:17:34
  documentations to East Alcatraz, which is where they have Ted
• 1:17:37
  Bundy's car, Bonnie and Clyde's car, all that stuff.
• 1:17:40
  And they were interested in having this as an exhibit.
• 1:17:43
  So I'll have to go send it off. I sent off some of millennial
• 1:17:47
  stuff that we took forever to send off.
• 1:17:49
  I'm such a procrastinator too. So it's it's not at you.
• 1:17:51
  I'm such a procrastinator. So I get it if you.
• 1:17:54
  Just have to walk down. I have to walk down to the
• 1:17:57
  dungeon to actually bring it back upstairs.
• 1:18:01
  If you she says the basement so. If.
• 1:18:03
  You just give me the address or I'll Google the address.
• 1:18:06
  I'll just send it over. And if you gave them an e-mail,
• 1:18:09
  you just e-mail them, let them know what they're getting, and
• 1:18:12
  I'll send it over to them. I have no issues going to well I
• 1:18:15
  stop this. Yeah, I have to. $80.00 because
• 1:18:19
  it, it was like it was a good chunk of change to send Millie
• 1:18:23
  or stuff, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:18:25
  So that's eventually what I'm going to do.
• 1:18:27
  I'm slow, guys. Sorry.
• 1:18:29
  So, but yeah, that'll be interesting to see what they do
• 1:18:33
  with it, if they display it or whatever.
• 1:18:35
  But you know, that's my saying, you know, it's history.
• 1:18:39
  And so I've always wanted to that project I always wanted to
• 1:18:47
  place in a museum, definitely here in Missouri, which will
• 1:18:52
  eventually happen once I finish the project that I ultimately
• 1:18:56
  do. But yeah.
• 1:18:59
  Brandy K says do you give mom a favor and get it up out of the
• 1:19:04
  home, which I will totally do. I have no issue with that.
• 1:19:08
  So also Alora. Alora interrupted me earlier,
• 1:19:13
  but what I was going to tell you, Tony, is ironically enough,
• 1:19:19
  they the the old case that we are working on, the Athena Hogan
• 1:19:24
  case, the car that the man was driving who found Athena was
• 1:19:34
  basically a Ted Bundy car. It was the same color, make and
• 1:19:38
  model, and it was missing, yeah, and it was missing the passenger
• 1:19:44
  seat and everything. So that was interesting.
• 1:19:48
  And that was the the car that I played around in and played hide
• 1:19:55
  and go seek in. And because of my footprints
• 1:19:58
  being in there, I assume that that's the reason why he got
• 1:20:02
  arrested when Athena when he found Athena's body.
• 1:20:06
  So, and I remember before we started covering this case, like
• 1:20:12
  actually covering it and got the court documents and everything,
• 1:20:16
  I remember thinking in my mind, OK, Amber.
• 1:20:18
  Is it really true that it was a VWA tan VW Beetle?
• 1:20:23
  Because for the longest time I was like, I'm I'm making that up
• 1:20:27
  in my head. It wasn't a tan VW Beetle.
• 1:20:30
  Then we get the court records and it was a tan VW Beetle and I
• 1:20:35
  was like, oh crap. God damn it.
• 1:20:39
  Crazy. And, and the prosecutor actually
• 1:20:42
  asked him he's like or no, it was the defense attorney asked
• 1:20:47
  him, you know, have you ever heard of Ted Bundy?
• 1:20:53
  Because it does kind of make you wonder with like some of these,
• 1:20:55
  like how much of them are, again, I don't want to say
• 1:20:58
  necessarily copycat, but it's like, how much did you derive
• 1:21:01
  your quote UN quote ideas from having this, this knowledge
• 1:21:06
  that's just openly available for anybody and everybody to see?
• 1:21:09
  Yeah, and I don't know the. Crazy thing about true crime is
• 1:21:12
  like you're just continuously and collect knowledge of all
• 1:21:15
  these other people. Well, and crime con is but up to
• 1:21:19
  the fact that they know that criminals are actually coming in
• 1:21:22
  there to learn and all of that so.
• 1:21:26
  And I think last year they had this, this year, my bad.
• 1:21:31
  This last year they had face scanners and.
• 1:21:36
  All cameras. Yeah, flock cameras and all.
• 1:21:38
  They had flock cameras in all of the rooms.
• 1:21:41
  In the in the rooms. In the rooms they had face
• 1:21:45
  scanners, did they not? Maybe.
• 1:21:47
  That's what they. Face scanners?
• 1:21:49
  Yeah, they had face. Scanners and all of the rooms
• 1:21:52
  and all of Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas to check and see.
• 1:21:57
  I forgot about that in all of the room, the actual rooms.
• 1:22:01
  What else do they see me doing? Right.
• 1:22:03
  I just was with my parents. I didn't do anything crazy.
• 1:22:08
  Yeah, well, that's like one of those when I was, I know this is
• 1:22:11
  kind of off topic, but it, it's, I would say it's almost similar
• 1:22:14
  to like that's where I always tell people I'm like, you, you
• 1:22:16
  guys don't realize how much like the government, like Facebook,
• 1:22:19
  like all of these social media platforms really are listening
• 1:22:21
  and watching you with everything that you do 'cause that's how
• 1:22:23
  your algorithm gets built. Like when I was giving the COVID
• 1:22:27
  vaccine out in Detroit, we were a joint mission with FEMA and
• 1:22:31
  they're like, there's not a tracking chip in this, is there?
• 1:22:34
  It's like, no, there's not a not a tracking chip.
• 1:22:36
  Are you sure? I'm like, do you have a cell
• 1:22:37
  phone? Yeah.
• 1:22:38
  I'm like, cool, the government's tracking you.
• 1:22:40
  They can't do that. Like they can how I'm like, it's
• 1:22:44
  called the National Security Act after 2001, the whole September
• 1:22:47
  11th thing. They can.
• 1:22:50
  They can track you for under the guise of national security and
• 1:22:54
  there is not a thing. Yeah, unfortunately we signed
• 1:22:58
  our rights away that that fateful day.
• 1:23:01
  It definitely wasn't staged at all.
• 1:23:03
  You know, jet fuel totally melts steel beams.
• 1:23:07
  Hey, but. Working in the Pentagon and
• 1:23:10
  having to like give tours of it, there's a lot of questions.
• 1:23:12
  I'm like. Hey now.
• 1:23:14
  Math is not math. Just saying I was weird math.
• 1:23:18
  I was a few weeks shy of being one years old when that
• 1:23:21
  happened. I don't know anything about it,
• 1:23:23
  but I do know that because of a video that exists with Al Roker
• 1:23:30
  via 9/11 2001. There was somebody in a peanut
• 1:23:36
  costume that definitely watched the twin towers fall, so that's
• 1:23:40
  who we really need to be asking questions.
• 1:23:43
  Who was Mr. Peanut 9/11/2001? Joy, you miss Tony.
• 1:23:50
  And we're actually about to call it because our guest didn't show
• 1:23:54
  up, but Tony showed. Up is is Tony chopped liver?
• 1:23:59
  He's not chopped liver, but we didn't like.
• 1:24:01
  Tony is chopped liver, is what she said.
• 1:24:04
  Not chopped liver, but we didn't prepare any topics to talk about
• 1:24:08
  so we've just been BS in the whole time.
• 1:24:10
  I feel like you still had a pretty darn good show.
• 1:24:12
  And Joy. Joy was crazy for not being here
• 1:24:16
  for a man. I, I joy and it's OK, you know,
• 1:24:20
  sometimes I, I don't remember who the comedian was.
• 1:24:22
  Sometimes you hamburger sometimes eat a French fries.
• 1:24:25
  I got to beat a French fried as OK I can roll with.
• 1:24:28
  It you're never a friend. No joy.
• 1:24:30
  It wasn't a no show. She she got hung up at a family
• 1:24:34
  event. It's something.
• 1:24:36
  Personal, but I mean you missed your big hunk of meat.
• 1:24:43
  This redhead that doesn't even know he was a redhead until he
• 1:24:46
  was here in his 20s. Hey I.
• 1:24:48
  Think that's kind of how all of us.
• 1:24:51
  For the 20s, I was. I was not.
• 1:24:53
  I did not know I was a redhead growing up.
• 1:24:55
  I, I think that's how all of us redheads are.
• 1:24:58
  We don't realize we're redheads because, you know, like when I
• 1:25:02
  look in the mirror, it looks brown.
• 1:25:05
  A lot of people tell me that my hair looks brown, but when I get
• 1:25:08
  out in the summer sun, it's red as can be.
• 1:25:12
  Yeah. So, you know, and I've never
• 1:25:14
  dyed it or anything, so. I used to think of myself as a
• 1:25:17
  blonde growing up, but then I found out it's a strawberry
• 1:25:21
  blonde and people love to fetishize redheads so I found
• 1:25:26
  that out in my 20s. I learned that as a teenager.
• 1:25:29
  That that's what I found out so now I joke that I'm I'm ginger
• 1:25:32
  spiced they're. Spiced ginger.
• 1:25:36
  So you're a lesbian and you're into scary spice.
• 1:25:39
  I'm a Gold Star like I'm a Gold Star lesbian thing.
• 1:25:44
  Like if we're going to be specific, I am a Gold Star
• 1:25:47
  lesbian, thank you very much. But.
• 1:25:51
  No then. I had that with exactly that
• 1:25:56
  too. I'm like, I can't even like if
• 1:25:57
  somebody tells me, I can't argue it.
• 1:25:59
  Like, no, I'm not. I even had when the same same
• 1:26:03
  Detroit trip, I finally was able to go get a a haircut in this
• 1:26:07
  guy. He's like, yeah, it was a sniper
• 1:26:09
  in the Marines. I was like, oh, that's cool,
• 1:26:10
  man. He goes, dude.
• 1:26:11
  He goes you got Auburn colored hair.
• 1:26:13
  Like I'd like people pay me to make their hair your color.
• 1:26:15
  I was like, what the? Fuck, that's my color.
• 1:26:20
  What if I told you that you actually have black hair?
• 1:26:23
  In this entire time, people have been gaslighting you and it's
• 1:26:26
  been a social experiment. Well, my brother always used to
• 1:26:30
  make that joke. He's a dude.
• 1:26:32
  He goes, I just need to tell you something.
• 1:26:33
  He goes. I feel like we've let it gone on
• 1:26:35
  too long at this point. You're not actually color blind.
• 1:26:38
  We just taught you all of your colors incorrectly because we
• 1:26:41
  thought it would be funny. I was like.
• 1:26:43
  Yes. I thought you were going to say
• 1:26:49
  we we just told you, Gingers have no soul.
• 1:26:53
  Oh no, that was South Park. South Park is the one that
• 1:26:55
  taught me that. So I'm genuinely curious, like
• 1:26:59
  can you just not see red and green or do they look different?
• 1:27:02
  I mean, I guess you wouldn't even know because it's just the
• 1:27:05
  way that you've always seen it, like.
• 1:27:08
  The way I kind of describe it, it's like colors.
• 1:27:11
  It's kind of like colors switch or like colors kind of all
• 1:27:14
  become like 1, like 1 spectrum basically.
• 1:27:17
  So like what one example I give even though it's not red and
• 1:27:21
  green which is hilarious, but like if you put green, yellow
• 1:27:26
  and orange all together I can't differentiate which one is
• 1:27:30
  which. Oh, really?
• 1:27:32
  Yeah, it's like super hard for me to figure out like what is
• 1:27:35
  what? And same with like Gray and
• 1:27:36
  pink. Like if you put Gray and pink
• 1:27:39
  can't. Gray and.
• 1:27:41
  Pink. Interesting.
• 1:27:42
  What? Color is my shirt right now.
• 1:27:44
  Test. I see it as white.
• 1:27:48
  Girl, I got like a pink. I got like a pink von Dutch
• 1:27:52
  shirt on with bedazzles and everything.
• 1:27:54
  Come on man. I'm seeing it.
• 1:27:56
  I'm seeing it as white. As white?
• 1:27:59
  Well, that's cool white. The same with like, like Navy
• 1:28:04
  blue and purple. Like I had a shirt that I used
• 1:28:06
  to wear in school all the time. I was like, yeah, it's my purple
• 1:28:08
  shirt. My friend's like that's that's
• 1:28:10
  blue, buddy. It's purple to me.
• 1:28:12
  Tan. It's my purple shirt.
• 1:28:13
  Let me alone. Dang, dude.
• 1:28:16
  So when you go out and you look at the beautiful trees, I don't
• 1:28:20
  know what Indiana, I don't know what Indiana.
• 1:28:22
  I don't know if there's beautiful trees.
• 1:28:23
  There's not really in Florida. There is beautiful.
• 1:28:26
  Trees. Are they beautiful purple trees?
• 1:28:29
  No, I haven't seen any purple trees.
• 1:28:31
  Now there are some. They say they're like, Oh yeah,
• 1:28:33
  it's like purple. And I'm like, that's red.
• 1:28:35
  It's like a really weird, really weird red color.
• 1:28:39
  So you haven't seen like really good weed?
• 1:28:43
  Well, to be fair, I'm, I guess I'm also a Gold Star pot smoker
• 1:28:47
  because I've never done that either.
• 1:28:49
  Because it was like mom was on the Sheriff's Department so she
• 1:28:52
  had the nose of a Bloodhound growing up.
• 1:28:53
  And then I joined the military and it was like, absolutely not.
• 1:28:57
  It was like, well, I just never got into it because I don't have
• 1:28:59
  any. I'm kind of the same way.
• 1:29:01
  I have friends but I don't or not any that it's like hey I
• 1:29:04
  could go over just smoke and smoke weed with you and chill.
• 1:29:07
  Well, what I'm hearing is we're going to Indiana sometime soon.
• 1:29:12
  That's fine if you want to bring gummy.
• 1:29:14
  So here's the other thing I wonder about too, because the
• 1:29:18
  one time that I went on a work trip, the girls I was with,
• 1:29:21
  they're like, hey, we're going to go get edibles.
• 1:29:24
  Like, OK, They're like, if you want to come with us, I'm like,
• 1:29:27
  yeah, I'm a grown man. I can go do that.
• 1:29:29
  Let's go do it. Like I'm free to do that now.
• 1:29:31
  So I go, am I dumb ass? I pick it purely for the flavor.
• 1:29:35
  I'm not looking at anything else.
• 1:29:37
  I'm like, is it going to taste good?
• 1:29:39
  And so and, and just hear me out.
• 1:29:43
  I find I find a 300 milligram one.
• 1:29:45
  And my first thought is that's a lot.
• 1:29:47
  We'll take all of that. So I'm like, OK, it's like, let
• 1:29:54
  me cut it into like 5th. So it's like 60 milligrams.
• 1:29:58
  And so I take about 60 milligrams of sitting there.
• 1:30:02
  The 2 girls are just so I'm sitting there in the chair just
• 1:30:05
  watching this movie with them. I'm like, I don't feel anything.
• 1:30:08
  I got caught in mouth, but I don't, I don't feel high.
• 1:30:10
  I don't, I don't feel anything really.
• 1:30:13
  Like I don't want to take another one because then it's
• 1:30:16
  120 milligrams. I might get really fucked up
• 1:30:18
  when we got work tomorrow. Oh, God, I don't know what to
• 1:30:20
  do. So yeah, I don't, I don't know
• 1:30:27
  how it's going to affect me. It'll be It'll be a fun,
• 1:30:29
  interesting time if it happens. Oh, you killed me with the I'm a
• 1:30:34
  grown man I couldn't go into. The Dispensary.
• 1:30:37
  You tell me I can't. I could buy it here in Kentucky.
• 1:30:42
  I could have it. The government can't tell me.
• 1:30:43
  I can't do it no more. That's hilarious.
• 1:30:49
  And so it did what it? Gave me cottonmouth, that's
• 1:30:52
  about. It that's.
• 1:30:54
  It 60 milligrams and it just gave me cottonmouth yeah it live
• 1:30:57
  in. Indiana, right?
• 1:30:58
  He's a redhead. Indiana is it.
• 1:31:01
  Medical, recreational. Illegal.
• 1:31:06
  So they have it, you can get like you can buy it, but it's
• 1:31:11
  from what I've heard, there's like limitations on what you're
• 1:31:14
  allowed to get. Like here in the state, pretty
• 1:31:16
  much everybody has to go to either Michigan, Illinois, Ohio
• 1:31:20
  or Kentucky, all four of the surrounding states to go get it.
• 1:31:24
  If you want like I guess better gummies now you can have a shift
• 1:31:27
  here, but you're not allowed to I guess legally purchase it
• 1:31:30
  here. They're big sticklers on no and
• 1:31:32
  I don't understand. I'm going to Google it is what I
• 1:31:34
  hear. And then when we end up
• 1:31:36
  inevitably in Indiana, I got you, fam.
• 1:31:40
  But we're not going to, I'm not going to give you something
• 1:31:43
  that's going to make you want to like, you know, because the
• 1:31:46
  first time I ever took an edible, I wanted to anyway.
• 1:31:50
  It was horrible, horrible. And that was and that was my
• 1:31:54
  fear. I was like, OK, I'm with and
• 1:31:56
  again, I'm, I'm like 6 foot three, I'm like about 190 to 200
• 1:32:01
  lbs depending on the day. So it's like I have these two
• 1:32:04
  girls, one of them is like 5 foot and maybe £100.
• 1:32:08
  The other one's like 5-2 and a little bit bigger than that, but
• 1:32:11
  not that much. I'm like, God, these poor girls
• 1:32:13
  are going to have to deal with me if I'm like fucked up or
• 1:32:15
  crying or scared, I don't want to put them through that.
• 1:32:18
  And. All the three of you took at
• 1:32:20
  least something. Yeah.
• 1:32:22
  Yeah. And they at least let you hit
• 1:32:24
  right? No.
• 1:32:25
  Well, one of them just married, one of them is engaged.
• 1:32:29
  Well, you just, it just sucks to be you all around.
• 1:32:33
  Well I when I was telling you this in the chair that I was in,
• 1:32:36
  as the two girls are on the bed, I was like God, I feel like I'm
• 1:32:39
  in the cuck chair be on the bed. You didn't at least get to
• 1:32:43
  watch. Right.
• 1:32:45
  I'm like fine if I got to do it and it's 2 girls like I guess
• 1:32:48
  I'm more OK with it but damn it. Damn it.
• 1:32:52
  Yeah, The first time I ever did an edible, I was the two men, my
• 1:32:55
  boyfriend at the time. No, no, I didn't do anything
• 1:32:58
  bad. I didn't do anything bad.
• 1:33:00
  Not even a little bit. I was.
• 1:33:03
  Like no, no, no, no. No, I've never done that.
• 1:33:08
  Never. Never.
• 1:33:12
  Just one-on-one each time. I was the two men that I loved
• 1:33:18
  at the time and appreciated at the time.
• 1:33:21
  So no visiting Paris, no Eiffel Towers.
• 1:33:23
  One of them was my boyfriend, one of them was my best friend.
• 1:33:26
  Neither one have talked to me in the years, but anyway anyway,
• 1:33:33
  they had tag team one caught my upper half and one caught my
• 1:33:38
  lower half and they had to carry me to the bathroom after I threw
• 1:33:41
  up all over my best my best friend's bedroom.
• 1:33:45
  You. Know the four we had tag team.
• 1:33:49
  I know it's like, Oh no. Then you're like, they grab one,
• 1:33:54
  grab the upper half. Like that's usually how that
• 1:33:56
  works. That's usually how that works.
• 1:33:59
  One went downstairs. No, I was kidding.
• 1:34:06
  Anyway, the moral of the story is neither one of them got
• 1:34:09
  anything that night because I wanted to die.
• 1:34:13
  I was like, no, like, take me now.
• 1:34:17
  Was that the time that you spent three hours on the phone with me
• 1:34:20
  or was? That no, that was the second
• 1:34:22
  time I took edibles and that was Delta 8.
• 1:34:24
  That was Delta 8. And that was after you guys
• 1:34:27
  moved out. But you guys were still living
• 1:34:28
  there. And I was, it was before I moved
• 1:34:30
  out of your house. And both these men I moved out
• 1:34:33
  with, by the way, but it was before I moved out and I went
• 1:34:37
  over to the best friend's house and he was living there and my
• 1:34:39
  boyfriend got in a fight with his dad.
• 1:34:43
  So he was living there after somebody Oded and almost died in
• 1:34:46
  that room. And then he decided that he was
• 1:34:48
  going to move in anyway. There was a there was a lot of
• 1:34:50
  crazy stuff that happened in that house.
• 1:34:52
  I mean even included like Dobby vanity.
• 1:34:54
  Anyway, so. Yeah, that's a whole rabbit
• 1:34:57
  hole. Let's not even go there anyway.
• 1:35:00
  So who peed? Google him.
• 1:35:02
  Google. Him.
• 1:35:03
  I think that that was Flanagan or Flynn, so.
• 1:35:08
  He peeped. Oh, oh, He made a noise.
• 1:35:09
  He's got a squeaker up there, so so.
• 1:35:12
  Anyway, sorry. Well, I think.
• 1:35:13
  We're going to, yeah, I think we're actually going to call it
• 1:35:16
  now because I've got to go to the restroom again and.
• 1:35:23
  And I revealed too much information.
• 1:35:26
  So that's the point. So Lord help me if I ever get my
• 1:35:30
  own channel. I haven't own channel, but I
• 1:35:32
  haven't uploaded anything. And you know what?
• 1:35:34
  Most people who want to be like a YouTube or something, their
• 1:35:37
  parents are like, no, that's not a real career.
• 1:35:39
  Be a doctor. My mom's like, upload a video,
• 1:35:41
  you stupid bitch. And I'm like, I'm going to get
• 1:35:45
  high and take a nap instead. Hey you could do videos on that
• 1:35:49
  though, like let's go through a journey of me being high.
• 1:35:55
  I could do some serious shit if I just applied myself.
• 1:35:59
  But you know what Joy? Joy said she.
• 1:36:01
  I don't even know what you said you prefer prefer.
• 1:36:05
  I'm not even drunk, what the fuck anyway.
• 1:36:07
  But she prefers mine and weed for him.
• 1:36:10
  But I'm so sorry that you didn't get to experienced the full Tony
• 1:36:15
  experience tonight. Go back on replay.
• 1:36:18
  Should go back on replay and. She's not the same.
• 1:36:21
  And then and then Joe, Joe for show.
• 1:36:25
  Show said, Oh yeah, Laura, upload a video.
• 1:36:28
  Yeah, right. You know what?
• 1:36:30
  You know what, Laura Flowers on YouTube.
• 1:36:32
  I have like 50 to 50 subscribers.
• 1:36:35
  Maybe you subscribe? Maybe he used to do music video
• 1:36:40
  or she used. To it was an old channel.
• 1:36:42
  Different channel, different whatever.
• 1:36:44
  He used to actually play the guitar and sing before she moved
• 1:36:50
  in with a loser. OK, that was part of the
• 1:36:53
  problem, but most of the problem was not him even though he can
• 1:36:57
  suck a fat pee pee but most people.
• 1:37:00
  Isn't that what most people want though?
• 1:37:03
  Like most people want the big pee pee?
• 1:37:05
  Like you got to make him want to suck a small pee pee.
• 1:37:07
  Oh, he was a punishment. Wait, that's besides the point.
• 1:37:10
  His side I'm just saying anyway, I'm not going to embarrass my
• 1:37:15
  mom, but Greek men are blessed but but my the point of the
• 1:37:20
  story is that's the point of the story is so.
• 1:37:24
  So many bad jokes I could say. Don't just text me, just type.
• 1:37:32
  Anyway. The point of the story.
• 1:37:34
  What was the point of the story? I don't.
• 1:37:35
  Know no. No, no, You're talking about how
• 1:37:38
  I used to sing. No, I have an inner ear problem.
• 1:37:41
  I have an inner ear problem and so like a lot of times when I'll
• 1:37:44
  like sing or I'll play guitar or even listen to music or do
• 1:37:48
  anything in my life, I just like, it's like my left side of
• 1:37:52
  my ear or my left ear. My left ear, it'll just like go
• 1:37:56
  in and out like you're on a plane, but it's like worse than
• 1:37:58
  that. Like I've been on a plane.
• 1:37:59
  It's not even that bad. And we tried to get it figured
• 1:38:02
  out. And allergies.
• 1:38:05
  That's not what the issue is. There's a bigger issue.
• 1:38:07
  Maybe I need to like become a billionaire and I need to figure
• 1:38:10
  it out. But regardless it it like misses
• 1:38:15
  my equilibrium, it misses with my sound, it misses with
• 1:38:18
  everything. So I just gave up.
• 1:38:20
  I'm sick. So unfortunately.
• 1:38:22
  Anyway, country roads Take Me Home to a place, West Virginia.
• 1:38:33
  OK. That was definitely not
• 1:38:37
  expected. OK, we'll do some Amy Winehouse.
• 1:38:40
  Well, sometimes I go out by myself and I look across the
• 1:38:45
  water. Would you?
• 1:38:47
  Just remind me of your dad when you did that.
• 1:38:49
  Nothing. Well, I mean, I came from
• 1:38:52
  somewhere, didn't I? And I think about all the things
• 1:38:56
  what you doing. And in my head I paint a
• 1:38:58
  picture. That song always reminds me of
• 1:39:01
  Naya Rivera. Rest in peace.
• 1:39:03
  You were my first girl crush since I've coming home.
• 1:39:08
  OK on that. Note Thank you, Tony.
• 1:39:11
  You miss your ginger hair and the way you like to dress.
• 1:39:16
  Want to come on over? Stop making a fool out of me.
• 1:39:22
  Thank you, Tony, for hanging out with us.
• 1:39:25
  My daughter in the crackhead, but that's all right.
• 1:39:28
  That's OK. Hey, you guys got to hear me
• 1:39:30
  talk about Elmo Gargoyling circuit jerks like a.
• 1:39:33
  Little bit of. Tell me more about gargling.
• 1:39:39
  Did you ever you witnessed that you witnessed gargoyling
• 1:39:42
  yourself? I.
• 1:39:43
  Saw eight people. I saw eight people circle
• 1:39:45
  jerking, but no, I never, I never I we never had to deal
• 1:39:49
  with the gargoyle. I don't know how any of us would
• 1:39:51
  responded to the to the gargoyle.
• 1:39:53
  I never got the gargoyle talk so.
• 1:39:57
  Well, you don't have never mind women aren't like.
• 1:40:02
  That, yeah. There's some women out there.
• 1:40:05
  Women are freaky, but they don't gargoyle.
• 1:40:07
  They're like. Thinking of it like like post
• 1:40:15
  boot camp, I'm like, man, I kind of wish somebody did because I
• 1:40:17
  definitely would have opened the locker door up and just watch
• 1:40:20
  what happened. He's like, I wish someone would
• 1:40:23
  did. I wish someone did, I would have
• 1:40:25
  joined. Then you know, I can't, can't
• 1:40:28
  leave. You know, if one doesn't, we all
• 1:40:29
  have to be uniform, right? We all got to do it.
• 1:40:31
  So I mean, I guess I got to get up there too.
• 1:40:34
  Yeah, OK. Well, thank you, Tony, for
• 1:40:38
  Brandy. Cases or girl crushes.
• 1:40:40
  Drew Barrymore. Yeah, Drew Barrymore.
• 1:40:43
  She did some, I don't know. Well, Drew Barrymore back in the
• 1:40:47
  day. Was Yeah, yeah, she did some
• 1:40:49
  movie where she wore like some kind of like corset or something
• 1:40:53
  and oh, Drew Barrymore. Drew Barrymore.
• 1:40:57
  But anyway. OK anyways, I think we are going
• 1:41:01
  to go now because my daughter is embarrassed from the hell the
• 1:41:05
  hell out of me. OK, so anyway.
• 1:41:10
  Anyway, there's only like 14 people watching so Oh my God
• 1:41:16
  Elora embarrass me. Anyways, OK, so thank you
• 1:41:20
  everybody for joining. We've had at least 14 people
• 1:41:26
  come in and hang out. So thank you very much and yes,
• 1:41:32
  we are silly people, especially when we don't have anything to
• 1:41:34
  talk about so. Honestly, I am more of the kind
• 1:41:39
  of person who just goofs around rather than is serious, so it
• 1:41:42
  doesn't work for me. You know what we've been
• 1:41:45
  watching recently? Well, I watched Drag Race and we
• 1:41:49
  watched Big Brother. Big Brother just came on and
• 1:41:51
  they have one of my Drag Race contestants and I'm not going to
• 1:41:55
  do it next year because they're forcing me out on my own, but
• 1:42:00
  I'm going to sign up for Big Brother 1 day.
• 1:42:02
  That's fine. I'm almost 26, so I.
• 1:42:05
  They're forcing me out on my own.
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  Forcing me, it's OK, it's OK. It's it's fine.
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  It's cool. It's it's better than I think
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  some of my Co workers have legitimately tried to see if
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  they could sign me up for like love on the spectrum or down for
• 1:42:17
  love. So.
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  So they're going to say. Love Island?
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  No, I'm going to sign up for Big Brother.
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  You sign up for the same season. Tony, we got this.
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  We don't know we have there like, hey, we're just buddies.
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  It's cool. It's.
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  All good, but thank you Tony for tuning in for RBS, my idea and
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  her attendance. I I always love covet all with
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  y'all. It's always a good time.
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  I feel like we always laugh the rails if I went off the rails,
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  if we were in person. Tony, you don't understand the
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  depths of depravity that we would reach.
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  Oh, no, believe me, there there are plenty of times at work I'm
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  like exactly go tigers that that.
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  It's like, Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm around normal people.
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  I can't I can't say the the bad jokes.
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  Like again, I'll I'll message you Laura.
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  There's one like I I had everybody crying at work.
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  It's like I had some really, really worried and they're like.
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  I understand about 5 different departments you provisors.
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  Well, there were like 3 departments, you four department
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  supervisors and like one regular person that got fired for like
• 1:43:36
  some other jokes. But those were like racist jokes
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  which I would never make for the record everybody OK.
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  But regardless, after that happened, I was like, ooh, I
• 1:43:45
  need to be more careful about what I say to people.
• 1:43:48
  And there's only like 4 people I have the conversation with.
• 1:43:51
  And like on Friday, I like disturbed some people
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  emotionally and physically and spiritually.
• 1:43:58
  I think they're like Laura, just go away.
• 1:44:01
  They're like, get out of here. Anyway, there was a man who like
• 1:44:04
  lit something on. Fire this way.
• 1:44:07
  He lit something on fire this week.
• 1:44:09
  I feel like people heard about that.
• 1:44:10
  Have you talked about that? Didn't he have with the guy who
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  and lit it on fire? Yeah, that was here in Indiana,
• 1:44:17
  unfortunately too, and up in Fort Wayne.
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  No how far away? Like 5.
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  Like an hour. Oh, you should go like make
• 1:44:25
  friends. I don't know.
• 1:44:29
  Oh, hey, you're the so you're the eunuch.
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  Or, or honestly the first thing that pops into my mind, if you
• 1:44:36
  remember Pirates of the Caribbean, when Jack Sparrow is
• 1:44:39
  like introducing Will Sparrow and he's like snip snip eunuchy.
• 1:44:45
  Oh dude, I worked with like on Friday was like, oh, is that
• 1:44:48
  your way of flirting? I was like no, I was like no.
• 1:44:52
  And then I asked him to F Mary kills three different people
• 1:44:56
  that are in job if we're not. Oh yeah, we've, we've done that
• 1:44:59
  a lot. We're like, if you have to,
• 1:45:01
  we're like told. Me to become a eunuch, kill the
• 1:45:06
  Mary. Somebody felt bad for his, like,
• 1:45:08
  eunuch status. No, no, no.
• 1:45:12
  I'm like, OK, I got you. But yeah, just let me know.
• 1:45:17
  You can in the comments. Oh, I hear a little boy, a Woo
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  Woo Wing. OK, we need to get off.
• 1:45:22
  But thank you, Tony. We'll have you on hopefully next
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  time for a structured one, but at the same time, I really enjoy
• 1:45:33
  these just sessions of us talking.
• 1:45:35
  And like we said at the beginning, there's already been
• 1:45:39
  one deleted, so at least we didn't have to delete this one.
• 1:45:42
  Imagine if we weren't recorded the things we would have said.
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  I know. I got you, Tony.
• 1:45:48
  I'll text you. OK.
• 1:45:50
  Well, thank, thank you everyone for joining us and I hope that
• 1:45:54
  you have a wonderful week and that you go out there and do
• 1:45:58
  something good for the world to change it for the better.
• 1:46:02
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