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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Pet what's the ye for horscopes? Okay, well, Love Island
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  Speaker 1: season eight dropped last night. We were all locked in,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm gonna let you know what kind of islander
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  Speaker 1: you would be based on your zodiac sign. Also, if
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  Speaker 1: it's your birthday today, you are a Taurus or excuse
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  Speaker 1: me sorry, if you're to birthday today, you are a
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  Speaker 1: Gemini and geminis. You share a birthday with Scrilla and
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  Speaker 1: Anderson Cooper. All right, call us at eight seven seven
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  Speaker 1: nine three seven four seven to get your sign read.
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  Speaker 1: So you are a Chay's Gemini alway said Gemini geminized
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  Speaker 1: in right now. Okay, So for Geminis, you guys are
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  Speaker 1: actually gonna be the absolute villain of the season who
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  Speaker 1: writes a separate manifesto for three different partners at the
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  Speaker 1: exact same time. Your mouth moves faster than the producers
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  Speaker 1: can edit, and you will single handedly cause a villa
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  Speaker 1: wide meltdown just because you got bored. See this text
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  Speaker 1: is Peyton, How did you not read cancer for horroscopes
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  Speaker 1: on the first day of June because cancer sees that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't start till the end of June. Hey, there we
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  Speaker 1: go that I will do cancer, I promise first. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So for cancers today, though, you are the deeply emotional
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  Speaker 1: islander who confesses your undying love on night one and
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  Speaker 1: starts crying at the beach hut because your partner blinked
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  Speaker 1: at a bombshell. You'll spend the entire six weeks writing
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  Speaker 1: sad journal entries and making everyone to you to cope
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  Speaker 1: with your stress. All right, let's say hello to Jennifer.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Jennifer. What's your sign? I'm an aquarius? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So for my Aquarius, the kind of islander you would be?
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  Speaker 1: You are the eccentric islander who talks to the pool
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  Speaker 1: camera about aliens and wears a completely bizarre mesh outfit
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  Speaker 1: to the recoupling. The public completely keeps voting you in
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  Speaker 1: to save you because your unhinged, detached commentary is the
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  Speaker 1: only funny part of the entire series. Totally me love
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  Speaker 1: it all right, Jennifer, have a great day, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you guys. What up, Chris tourist? Okay, so for
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  Speaker 1: my touris the kind of islander that you are? You
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  Speaker 1: are going to be the entirely unbothered islander who spends
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  Speaker 1: ninety percent of the episode, laying completely flat in a
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  Speaker 1: day bed in the or sunglasses will eating your fruit.
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  Speaker 1: You refuse to participate in any of those dramatic challenges,
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  Speaker 1: choosing to let people fight over you while you just
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  Speaker 1: reapply your sunscreen and tanning oil. That sounds awesome. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know right. Those challenges on Love Island are pretty nasty.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, how are we not getting sick out here?
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like the plan exactly, christ Day. Yeah, great listening, Thanks,
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  Speaker 1: great listening, Peyton. What do you got for virgos? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: For virgos, John Jay, the kind of islander that you
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  Speaker 1: would be? You are the logical I got a text
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  Speaker 1: reader who actively calls a group meeting to analyze the
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  Speaker 1: exact wording of a challenge prompt. You are completely single
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  Speaker 1: in the villa, though, because you keep giving your partner
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  Speaker 1: a detailed performance review after every single kiss. Scale back
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  Speaker 1: the criticism, It's okay, love it. You were like TJ
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  Speaker 1: in last Year's Life, so DJA, TJ sucked because he
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  Speaker 1: was so judgy. How about libras Kyle, you are the
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  Speaker 1: wildly indecisive islander who stays in the mix for three
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  Speaker 1: weeks straight because you physically cannot choose between the two
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  Speaker 1: people that are showing you love. You will end up
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  Speaker 1: accidentally leading everyone on and getting dump from the island
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  Speaker 1: because you took too long to pick a lane. That's
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  Speaker 1: probably so true. Yeah, that's so true. Pics Rich, the
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  Speaker 1: kind of islander that you would be. You're the completely
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  Speaker 1: disassociated from the villa reality, staring blankly at the ocean
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  Speaker 1: and convincing yourself that you're starring in a tragic romance movie. Instead,
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  Speaker 1: you will accidentally jump into the pool with your mic
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  Speaker 1: pack on because you're daydreaming and the producers are pissed. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: all the piceies agree with you. We got nothing to
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  Speaker 1: say about that, because that's one hundred us Leo's I'm
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  Speaker 1: a Leo. We are the high maintenance main character in
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  Speaker 1: the villa. We run the hallways like it is our
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  Speaker 1: fashion runway. We don't care about finding a connection. Really,
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  Speaker 1: we're just there for the clout. We're trying to get
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  Speaker 1: the follower count up and wear a tiny cute metallic
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  Speaker 1: bathing suit under the lights, which is so fact. If
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  Speaker 1: we get you signed, they are all posted on our website,
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  Speaker 1: Joji and Rich dot com.