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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show September 17th 2026 Podcast HIGHLIGHT · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: You have this giant wad. It's too big.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm not laughing.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: God. All right.
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  Speaker 1: So much talk about the Ed Sheeran thing. Yeah. Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess if you don't toe the line and
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  Speaker 1: just repeat what everybody else says, you know, quote, you're
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  Speaker 1: the problem. And, man, this one person is just, like,
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  Speaker 1: going crazy. on and on and after me because I
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  Speaker 1: was saying, you know, we had the original story and
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  Speaker 1: I was playing a clip of Macklemore on stage. He's
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  Speaker 1: doing his rant. I was like, oh, let's guess what
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  Speaker 1: he's going to say, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so happy to be here and be playing
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  Speaker 1: this stadium.
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  Speaker 2: Great to see you all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of all these songs, I'm really excited to share
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  Speaker 1: with you.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm going to net a million dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, or whatever, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then, nope. And I was like, you know, I'm just, personally,
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  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people, no matter how you
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  Speaker 1: feel about it, you have your feeling. Everybody's got your opinion.
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  Speaker 3: Right. One way or the other.
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  Speaker 1: Or maybe you don't have enough of an opinion. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't have enough of an opinion because I'm not
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  Speaker 1: educated enough about music. different things as I I'm willing
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  Speaker 1: to admit, but here's what I know. Uh, I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what Macklemore says when I'm just there for a concert,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when I'm there for, uh, you know, to
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  Speaker 1: see songs or what, like, that's not the time, not
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  Speaker 1: the place, you know, people. So you're there. So you're okay. No,
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  Speaker 1: one thing doesn't have to do with the other.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like, oh, so you're okay with, you know, genocide.
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  Speaker 1: You're okay with that.
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  Speaker 3: That's what that means.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. And people can't, you can't
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  Speaker 1: separate the things. And I think that's what people have
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  Speaker 1: been saying when it comes to sports or concerts, award shows,
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  Speaker 1: all these things. Everybody is free to have their opinion
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  Speaker 1: and their take on whatever it is. And if you
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  Speaker 1: want to do something, For whatever the cause is, the charity,
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  Speaker 1: the whatever, whatever, whatever it is, you can go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and do it. But man, when it, cause you know why?
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  Speaker 1: Cause then I sit here for this. And then as
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  Speaker 1: soon as I turn around, you know, someone's preaching over
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  Speaker 1: here about something different. It's like, we're just constantly.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, so you don't care about my thing. I didn't
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  Speaker 5: even talk about my thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no. So I was like, you know, and I'll,
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  Speaker 1: I'll admit, man, I really don't know enough about the whole,
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  Speaker 1: I know it's very popular, you know, to, uh, the,
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  Speaker 1: The Jew hating is worse than I've ever seen it.
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  Speaker 1: And I grew up in New Jersey as the only
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  Speaker 1: kid in my group that was not Jewish. I felt
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  Speaker 1: so left out. I was such a minority.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know what it feels like. I know it. But man,
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  Speaker 1: I went to a lot of really cool bar and
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  Speaker 1: bar mitzvahs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I did see. And again, I don't know a ton
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I do know there are two sides to every story.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't necessarily know. But Bill Maher. A clip
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  Speaker 1: popped up from from Bill Maher on all this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought it was pretty interesting. I just have
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  Speaker 1: I have a couple of clips to share with you here.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go.
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  Speaker 6: Gaza, a little strip of land that was not part
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  Speaker 6: of the original Israel, but which they won in a
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  Speaker 6: war launched against them, but then gave back, gave back
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  Speaker 6: as a peace gesture. Did they tell you that part
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  Speaker 6: on TikTok, kids? And the people who run Gaza, Hamas,
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  Speaker 6: who you celebrate as a liberation movement, but are really
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  Speaker 6: a terrorist mafia gang, just like the one that terrorizes Haiti,
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  Speaker 6: only ever used it to stage attacks on Israel.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the danger with the social media. Whatever Bill
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  Speaker 1: Maher's saying, I'd have to look into it. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a historian. Feel free to be educated. But
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  Speaker 1: you don't hear a lot from the other side of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's just you hear like, oh, man, I better say
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is.
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  Speaker 5: Well, one side's fashionable and one side isn't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm not taking up for any particular thing.
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  Speaker 1: I just thought it was interesting because I had not
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  Speaker 1: heard a lot about the other side of things. And
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  Speaker 1: it goes on about Macklemore.
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  Speaker 6: I think Macklemore spoke for all clueless celebrities when he said,
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  Speaker 6: I know enough to know this is a genocide.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, you don't know shit.
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  Speaker 3: It's not it's not a genocide.
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  Speaker 6: It's a counterattack in a war, a war that's been
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  Speaker 6: waged on Israel since 1948, based on the ridiculous premise
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  Speaker 6: that Jews don't belong in the one place on Earth.
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  Speaker 6: They are indigenous and indisputably their ancestral homeland. Hey, geniuses,
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  Speaker 6: they're the Indians in this scenario.
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  Speaker 1: See, I've heard a bunch of stuff about it. And
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  Speaker 1: that's this is the part like where the back and
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  Speaker 1: forth can you two people are beefing. You're like, wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: hold on.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, what?
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  Speaker 1: And you hear the both sides.
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  Speaker 2: Slow down.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe like, you know, somewhere in the middle. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I thought a lot of the points were pretty interesting.
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  Speaker 1: If true, interesting, because you don't hear a lot about
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  Speaker 1: it because you're not allowed to even ask questions.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when people are asked about something, they just
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  Speaker 1: go with whatever the narrative seems to be or whatever
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  Speaker 1: the majority seems to go with because nobody wants to
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  Speaker 1: put themselves out there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Or admit they don't really know. That's why people start
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  Speaker 1: throwing around big, trendy words a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: Buzzwords.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the buzzwords. That's why I see those people, they
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  Speaker 1: go out, like the college campuses, they go out in
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  Speaker 1: the streets and go, so what exactly is blah, blah, blah?
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  Speaker 1: And they go, well, it's, you know.
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  Speaker 2: What is gluten?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that?
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  Speaker 6: Ariana Grande reposted that starving people to death is a
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  Speaker 6: red line. Make no mistake, any famine that happened in
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  Speaker 6: Gaza is because Hamas stole the food, just like the
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  Speaker 6: Haitian gangs do. Israel ran 94,000 trucks carrying over 1.8
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  Speaker 6: million tons of aid into Gaza and enabled over 36,000
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  Speaker 6: patients to leave Gaza for treatment abroad, which you TikTok
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  Speaker 6: historians might be interested to learn are not things countries
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  Speaker 6: usually do for their enemies during a war, and certainly
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  Speaker 6: not what you would do if you were trying for
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  Speaker 6: a genocide.
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  Speaker 1: And then you use words and people start using words incorrectly. I,
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  Speaker 1: as I was watching this, I go, huh? Okay. Cause I,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know really like, uh, the definition of
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  Speaker 1: some of these things that you hear about all the time,
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  Speaker 1: but everybody seems to be the, uh, Everybody seems to
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  Speaker 1: be the expert on whatever it is. Oh, well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: according to the whatever of the amendment or the whatever rule.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what?
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  Speaker 1: We were all supposed to know that?
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  Speaker 5: Everybody was an expert on Ukraine and Russia.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's expert on COVID.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I don't I don't get half the questions, at
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  Speaker 1: least half the questions right on the DUIQ. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Menace?
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  Speaker 3: I feel you, dog.
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  Speaker 1: You feel me?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: See, I like what you say in the sense of like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know all this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 7: And you're comfortable saying that. I think it's important that
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  Speaker 7: people don't jump into crap that they don't know about just.
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  Speaker 3: To pick a side.
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  Speaker 1: And I am interested.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, none of this stuff comes up in my day-to-day
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  Speaker 2: to even look into it.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I know that it's heavily covered in the media, but
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  Speaker 2: my day-to-day amongst friends and family, no one's talking about this.
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  Speaker 2: So I just don't look into it.
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  Speaker 1: The same way I don't see all your housewife stuff
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. But I think one does have more bearing
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  Speaker 1: on society and on the planet.
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  Speaker 3: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: And I am interested.
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  Speaker 3: I get it.
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  Speaker 1: People go, okay, well, if you don't know about something, learn.
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  Speaker 1: It's not an excuse. And you're absolutely right. The part
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  Speaker 1: that I find challenging, and if anybody can direct me to.
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  Speaker 1: Like a source or something. The problem is when you
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  Speaker 1: ask or you go somewhere, where do you go? Where
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  Speaker 1: do you go to get just real? Trusted source. That
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  Speaker 1: should be a private trusted source.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: When we talk about AI and all these other things,
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  Speaker 1: like where, what's real, what's not real? That's the thing, man. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's what's so scary.
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  Speaker 2: Does it even exist anymore?
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  Speaker 1: I am interested to know, but I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: know Based on your bias and your lean on something.
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  Speaker 3: Or be forced to. And I think that's the trick, right?
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  Speaker 7: Like, I give artists and people props for standing up
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  Speaker 7: for what they believe in.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think every.
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  Speaker 7: situation is correct like concerts may not be the proper
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  Speaker 7: venue maybe it's your own social media maybe it's another
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  Speaker 7: you know a venue that you feel appropriate to address
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  Speaker 7: it but forcing other people to have the same opinion
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  Speaker 7: as you or putting pressure on people to have the
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  Speaker 7: same opinion as you when they're not fully educated on
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  Speaker 7: it that's where the BS comes in for me stand
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  Speaker 7: your ground good.
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  Speaker 2: For you dude on the Macklemore coverage they tend to
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  Speaker 2: leave out all the clips of him saying that I
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  Speaker 2: don't support anti-semitism at all yeah that's yeah that's that's
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  Speaker 2: that's a very fair point that video doesn't pop up
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  Speaker 2: anywhere and part of that speech.
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  Speaker 5: But did you see the picture of him.
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  Speaker 1: Uh performing up like a yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Propaganda poster you know i'm.
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  Speaker 2: Talking about no oh so that didn't pop up on
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  Speaker 2: your feet apparently no no no i i think that
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  Speaker 2: that was yeah right no that was a video yeah
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  Speaker 2: that's him dressed up years ago.
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  Speaker 1: There's another word. Propaganda.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Right?
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  Speaker 1: Because, okay, propaganda.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm talking about a World War II propaganda poster.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying that reminded me because people say, oh, that's,
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you an example on the text. What's up
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  Speaker 1: with the Israeli propaganda? Now, okay. Now, I'm throwing stuff
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  Speaker 1: out there and I'm asking questions.
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  Speaker 3: Is it propaganda? This is what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Is this propaganda or is what the other stuff you're hearing,
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  Speaker 1: is that propaganda? Yeah, find out for yourself. Or is
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  Speaker 1: it both?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Where is that? How do you find out what's... And
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  Speaker 1: I think that's where everybody's struggling, whether it's a video
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  Speaker 1: you see on social media or something that you hear about.
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  Speaker 1: What's real? What's not?
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  Speaker 3: And what's trusted and what's not. If you're willing to
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  Speaker 3: risk a paycheck, good for you. God bless you, man.
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  Speaker 3: That's the way I look at it.
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  Speaker 7: But don't make me feel like I have to pick
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  Speaker 7: a side on something that I'm not fully educated.
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  Speaker 1: On, right?
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  Speaker 4: Well, and to Woody's original point, especially the venue, you're
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  Speaker 4: going to pay hundreds of dollars to escape the world,
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  Speaker 4: go to a concert, Even if you 100% agree with
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  Speaker 4: whoever's giving the message, this is what I'm watching?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I understand that. You're there for entertainment. Not every
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  Speaker 7: venue is made for this.
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  Speaker 1: One more thing. What do words mean?
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  Speaker 6: Gaza equals genocide is a lie. Words do have actual meanings.
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  Speaker 6: Side means to kill. Fratricide, kill your brother. Homicide, kill
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  Speaker 6: your fellow human. Suicide, kill yourself. Genocide, kill or try
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  Speaker 6: to kill an entire people. You can't just change the
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  Speaker 6: definition of genocide to mean counterattack in a war where people, including.
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  Speaker 3: Civilians, die.
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  Speaker 1: That's every war.
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  Speaker 6: There have been about 73,000 deaths in Gaza, about 3%
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  Speaker 6: of the population.
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  Speaker 1: Tragic.
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  Speaker 6: Not genocide, not close. There were 3 million Jews in
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  Speaker 6: Poland before World War II.
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  Speaker 3: After? 45,000.
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  Speaker 6: That's genocide. If you're one of the many people these
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  Speaker 6: days asking, this explosion of anti-Semitism around the world that
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  Speaker 6: we see, where is it coming from? This. This is
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  Speaker 6: where it's coming from. Because if you really think someone
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  Speaker 6: is committing genocide, of course you have full permission to
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  Speaker 6: hate them. And history shows, for whatever reason, when it
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  Speaker 6: comes to hating the Jews, people don't need a lot
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  Speaker 6: of permission.
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  Speaker 1: Now, if you want to take up with Bill Maher,
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  Speaker 1: take it up with Bill Maher. I'm presenting it more
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  Speaker 1: in the way of, like, okay, so you don't hear
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  Speaker 1: a lot about that stuff. You hear a lot from
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  Speaker 1: the other, like the Macklemore's and all the, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and that's just because that's the big story. That's been,
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  Speaker 1: that's one of the big stories this week, right? And so, like,
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  Speaker 1: when you're trying to sit there and digest it, and
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  Speaker 1: you go, dude, I... And that's where people give up.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe that's what, quote, they want, right? They want
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  Speaker 1: everybody to give up so they're not paying attention. And
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  Speaker 1: all they're paying attention to is the guy who's trying
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  Speaker 1: to get food poisoning. at the Chinese buffets. I love
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  Speaker 1: that guy. I love that guy. I asked Jeff to
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  Speaker 1: get him on.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, we're working on it right now.
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  Speaker 5: He's done like 83 reviews.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he's in the 90s. Oh, is he? I just
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  Speaker 1: watched number 90 something last night. This guy, he's like
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  Speaker 1: the mullet review guy. He goes around to all the
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  Speaker 1: Chinese buffets. Now, that does pop up in my feed
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  Speaker 1: with my friends and family. Until he's going to every...
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  Speaker 1: Every low-rated Chinese buffet until he gets food poisoning.
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  Speaker 4: Is he 1,000 pounds?
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  Speaker 2: No, he's not.
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  Speaker 5: And all he really looks for is the pizza situation
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  Speaker 5: and the crab rangoon situation.
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  Speaker 1: We're goonin'. We're goonin', boys. Goonin', boys.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, dude. Since we're talking about food.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: You love Shake Shack.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: Have you tried the Reese's Shake Shack shake yet?
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  Speaker 1: The Reese's Shake Shack Shake. I have not.
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  Speaker 2: It's so damn good.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds orgasmic. Yeah, I got to be careful if
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  Speaker 1: I have them. Not as bad as Jeff, but if
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  Speaker 1: I have a milkshake like that, I'd better be near
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  Speaker 1: a toilet because there's a 65% chance it's time for diarrhea.
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  Speaker 1: It's worth the risk.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a Reese's peanut butter cup in your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. In liquid form.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know what else is?
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  Speaker 4: A peanut butter cup.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: 877-44.
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  Speaker 1: If that's what it tasted like, Greg, we might be closer.
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  Speaker 1: No problem. Closer aligned. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It tastes like a Reese's peanut butter cup in your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. If that was the case, I'd be going a
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  Speaker 1: completely different way.
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  Speaker 4: But in liquid form.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really? Oh, really? The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Guess the word. Gina Grad.
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  Speaker 3: Sivoree.
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  Speaker 5: Chivalry?
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  Speaker 1: Chivalry. Chivalry, yes.
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  Speaker 4: Chivalry.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Got it. What about this one, Gregor?
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  Speaker 3: Camaraderie?
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: Camaraderie?
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  Speaker 1: Camaraderie.
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  Speaker 3: Yep. Nailed it.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: Yep, you nailed it. One of our favorites is this one.
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  Speaker 3: Crew-foo.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I know that one.
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  Speaker 1: Crew-foo? Yeah. Take a guess, Gina.
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  Speaker 3: Crew-foo. Curfew?
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  Speaker 1: Curfew!
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: These are some of our favorite all-time menace pronunciations.
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  Speaker 2: A very popular 90s brand.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what kind of shoes are those? Crew-foo. Crew-foo.
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  Speaker 1: But this time, we're going to flip the script. Menace,
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  Speaker 1: you get to try to guess what this dude is saying.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh!
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: It's the Bernunciation game. This is a Dominican baseball player.
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  Speaker 1: His name is Francis Gruyon.
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  Speaker 3: I have been to the DR.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: He is originally from the Dominican Republic. He's got this thick.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Dominican accent and his teammates. They showed him some words
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: in the, in the clubhouse there and they asked him
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: to pronounce them and we'll see how well they do. I,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: I'm going to start with an easy, I'll start easier
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: and then we'll kind of work up.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 13:54
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: So menace gets to guess first. Nobody give him any
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: clues or anything.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: All right. Menace. Here we go.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: First word. Bacon cleaner. Uh, Vacuum cleaner.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: Vacuum cleaner.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Vacuum cleaner.
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nice.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Vacuum cleaner.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: Vacuum cleaner. All right. How about this one?
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Miss Chuevos.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: What?
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Miss Chuevos.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Miss.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: It's very hard to hear. Miss Chuevos.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: Got it. Miss Chuevos?
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: What word would that be?
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: You got the Miss right.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, I got it.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Greg? Is it mischievous?
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Mischievous.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Hey, Menace, you know what huevos mean?
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: Okay, good.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Of course. Nuts.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. All right. Number three in the pronunciation game. What
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: is he saying here, Menace?
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Extravaganza.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Extravaganza.
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Now they start to get a little bit more difficult, okay?
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: This is a Dominican baseball player. His name is Francis Gruyan.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: What is he saying? Flamboyant. You got that one? I
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: think I got it. Gina thinks she got it.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Can you do it again?
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I'll write it down. Yep, here we go. Flamboyant.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Flambosing?
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Flambosing.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Flamboyant. Flamboyant.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: You tapping out?
• 15:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Gina?
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Flamboyant. Flamboyant.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Flambosing.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: The ya is like a ja.
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: Flamboyant.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: That's supposed to be flamboyant.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: You know that the Vs are always Bs, too.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Next word. What is he saying? The
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: pronunciation game.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Photosynthesis.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Photosynthesis. Ah!
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Hey!
• 15:54
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Gina Nangins.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Your mother?
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: No.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Something leggings?
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Wait.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: I'm going to pass on that one.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: Can we play it one more time?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Yep, sure.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Is it genealogy?
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: Nope.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Ooh, that's a good guess.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: God, I have no idea.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Shenanigans.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: I almost sounded like chicken.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: The way you said it, that makes sense.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: I thought he was saying your mother in Spanish.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Shenanigans. Shenanigans.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, totally.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Again, this is a Dominican baseball player, Francis Gruyon. His
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: teammates were showing him some words and stuff and asking
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: him to pronounce it with his thick Dominican accent. A
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: pronunciation game. Next one. Here we go.
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: Menace.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Purple nurple? All right, all right, all right.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Purple gerbil?
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Purple gerbil. Purple gerbil. I'm told they're getting harder.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Purple gerbil.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Purple is right. Purple gerbil. Oh, purple is right?
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Purple what? Purple gerbil.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Purple gerbil?
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Purple velvet.
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: What?
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: That's what they were showing him. Purple velvet. Purple burble.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Purple burble. Purple burble. All right.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Last one.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: All right. Last one. Here we go.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Pronunciation game. What is he saying, Menace?
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Squeeter.
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Squeeter?
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: Squeeter.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Squeer?
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Squeer.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Squeeter. Squeeter.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Think about how they're all laughing.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Squeeter.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Squeeter.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Sequeefer?
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Oh. I'm trying to.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Maybe?
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Squeeter!
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Um.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Queefer?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Queefer.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Greg, Gina, got a guess?
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Squirter?
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, squirter.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Squirter.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Squirter.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: You think squirter, too?
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Squirrels.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: No way!
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Wait a second.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Squirrels. There was a L in there.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: He's saying squirrels.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Squeeter.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Squeeter.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: Squeeter.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: They're all having fun. They're not, like, making fun of, like,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: he's very much a loved member of the team, and
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: everybody's just having a good time. Here's the, I cut
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: them up into individual words, but, yeah, here's the clip,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: and it's... Hotos yintesis.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Los chuevos. Extra-ravaganza.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Bacon cleaner. Flamboyant. Purple bourbon. Gina Nalgings.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Squeeter.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: I already forgot what Gina Nalgings was.
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: Shenanigans.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: Shenanigans.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: I thought he was saying F your mother.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: All right, we're going to take a quick break. We've
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: got some more Woody Show for you next. And Alfred Robles.
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: My pants are around my ankles.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Do you feel each individual pump? Is that too deep?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, you're allowed
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: to say that again, you know?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: We have a guest in studio. Alfred Robles is here.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Alfred Robles, LOL Live. It's on Hulu. It's out tomorrow.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: At Alfred Robles on Instagram or all the social media,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I guess. Is it all the same on all the
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: different platforms?
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: All the same.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: You did it right. Menace always gets mad at people
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: who don't do it that way.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: They have numbers in there and stuff.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: AlfredRobles.com. Underscores.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: By the way, thank you for coming in.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Thank you guys for having me, man.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I'm jumping right into the plugs and talking about the
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: special and everything. So this LOL Live, this is like
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: a Kevin Hart thing, right?
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: It is. It's a Kevin Hart production. I'm happy, man.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: This is my first special.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: See, I find that interesting.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Right? Me too.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Like, how has this only happened now?
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Well, I filmed one six months ago. That's my hour special.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: And then I filmed this one after. This was my
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: first one that's going to be out there.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Anybody not familiar with Alfred Robles, man. Funny, funny dude, man.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: And this is your first time here on the show.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: We're happy to have you. Menace and I ran into
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Alfred at the airport. We were headed out somewhere and,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: you know, ended up on the same flight. It's like, dude, yeah.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: How have you never been here before? Have you never
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: had the special?
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Welcome. Thank you. Thank you for having me, man.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: And you've been killing it, dude, across the country with
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: your tours. It's been awesome to see.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me tell you about it. Vatos with gatos.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Anybody needs a translation on that? It's dudes with cats, right?
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Dudes with cats. Nothing wrong with that.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: So you're a cat guy? I am.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: How? I have five cats. Why? Five cats inside and
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: six cats outside.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: What?
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Dude, your neighbors hate you. So many cats.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: You're the cat guy?
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: I'm the cat guy, man.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Why cats?
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: That's rare. Dude, in 2015, I rescued my first cat,
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: and ever since then, I knew I was put in
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: this earth to help cats.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Really? I love that so much.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: So it's not even part of, like, I'm a comedian,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I'm being funny, I'm a game of the cat.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Nah, I'm helping cats, bro.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: You're super into it.
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: And those six cats outside, I just left food for
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: them and water.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: That's all you needed.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Do you think the cats.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: have an emotional attachment to you? Because I contend they don't. Like,
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: I don't think they really, like, rub up against you
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: and love you.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not like dogs where they love you, you know?
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Like, they're kind of self-serving, you know what I mean?
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: And I'm cool with that.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: I'm cool with that, bro.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I'm cool with that.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: As long as I know I'm cool with that, man.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: But my cats will love me, though.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: You don't have to.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Prove it, but do you know all of their names?
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes. Go ahead, run them off. Chicken, Tulip, Canelo, Valentina,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: and Leo.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And the six cats that live outside, I have
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: no idea.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I'm just giving them food and water. Just to clarify,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: not gay, right?
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: No, hell no.
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: You.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: My cats or what?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: You, not the cats. You, not the cats. So Sammy here,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: she got a boyfriend last year. And this was a
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: single dude. With a cat.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: And we're like, oh, questionable.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: We're not, you know, I'm not sure.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Wait, and you turn out to be gay?
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: No.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: No, that's just them.
• 22:23
  Speaker 8: That's their whole theory. If any single guy has a cat,
• 22:26
  Speaker 8: they're gay. But I know tons of single guys with cats.
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: And I don't think it's a big deal at all.
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: And they tell me no.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: No, we don't know. Look, the odds are not really
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: like in your favor. They just say the jury's out. Yeah,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: the jury's out.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Bro, there's nothing wrong with cats, man.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: But have you been single with a cat?
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: So you meet a woman and she finds out you
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: have 18,000 cats. What's the reaction? Well, when I was single,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I was only one cat.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. So then with my girlfriend now, she brought
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: three of her cats. Oh, she was already a cat.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Well, a cat man needs a cat lady.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: So then my cat passed away and then I rescued
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: two more cats. So that's how we got together.
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: And let me ask you, because I know this with
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: a lot of guys, is that they'll end up with
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: cats instead of dogs because they're less maintenance. And if
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: they're traveling and doing other stuff, it's easier to have
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: a cat than a dog. Is that why you went
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: for cats? Because you travel, you're a comedian or... Are
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: you actually a dog person or no?
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: No, I was never a dog person. I had dogs
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: when I was a kid, but it was like, I
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: don't know. I just feel like people like dogs because
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: they want attention and they're not getting the attention from
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: their girlfriend or their wife. So they need a dog
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: to come. You're so right. They want the dog to
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: come up to them and hug them and jump on them.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Cats get a bad rap, man. Yeah, yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: So why are cats better than dogs, though?
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Because you don't have to walk them at 6 a.m.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: to go use the restroom. You don't have to do
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: a lot of things, bro. They're chill. They're in the
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: litter box. You clean it and we're good, bro.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Sammy, tell Alfred what happened. Are you saying your cat now?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, shouldn't I? I live with this cat. The
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: way she told the story, she goes, my cat. I go, wow,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: my cat.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: I think you've reached that point.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: She's taken ownership. But Greg, I think you'll appreciate this.
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: The cat. brought a chipmunk into the house it was
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: still alive straight into the bedroom yeah and so as
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: soon as you know like proud wants to show you
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: oh very proud yes and so she drops the chipmunk
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: now the chipmunk runs what don't know where it is
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: my brother-in-law convinces me that it ran out.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: On its own oh sure no it's still in your
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: house oh yeah it's still there somewhere.
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: Right so So a few hours later, we see the
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: cat trying to get up on the drapes in the bedroom.
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: So the chipmunk had climbed up to the top of
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: the drapes. Now we're trying to get this chipmunk down.
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: It flies across the room.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I watch it.
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: My whole head turns as this chipmunk flies across the
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: room and then disappears. I, again, have no clue.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Where this chipmunk is.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: You still don't know?
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: It's loose in your house.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: It's still there. Well, no, no.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Now I know.
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: So then five o'clock in the morning, I hear this
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: cat running all around, running all around the room.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's got the chipmunk. It got the chipmunk.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: And it did.
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: They were like trapped in. It was where the toilet is.
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: There's a separate door for the toilet. And I ended
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: up catching it, putting it outside.
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: Sammy!
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I am getting the chipmunk.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: That is amazing, but you're going to, you probably do
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: have rabies. And also, why are all these squirrels and
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: chipmunks always coming in?
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: She's like Snow White. I know.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I would have murdered that chipmunk so hard.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Alfred, did your cats bring any gifts?
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: No, because my cats don't go outside.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: But the outdoor cats don't ever bring you presents?
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Don't come inside.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of thinking like, you know, so Alfred, for
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: those who don't know, Alfred does this thing at his shows.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It's called What Happened? And, you know, people have these
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: crazy stories, dude.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know those before?
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: So how does that work? So at the show, do
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: you have somebody? Or you just pick somebody random?
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: No, it's all random people where I got to come
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: up with everything right there and then.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: They're so good. So who's got a story?
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: So what I do is I do 45 to 50
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: minutes of material. And I tell them, I put the
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: lights up and I bring a tequila bottle. to make
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: them feel comfortable. And I say, hey, who has a
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: crazy story? Raise your hand and come up. And we're like,
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: we'll try to give you guys advice. Yeah, yeah. And
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: then I tell them, we're not going to judge you guys.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Just tell us what's going on. And then they just
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: open up to the craziest things ever, bro. Where I'm like,
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: why are you opening up to this? Why are you
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: telling people? This guy came up and he said his
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: wife shot him two times in the back.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: What?
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: On accident. On accident.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: On accident.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, wait, both times it was on accident? They're like, yeah,
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: because it was the same time. I'm like, oh. Oh,
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: my God.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I'll play everybody a little clip. This is from one
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: of Alfred's shows. What happened? Here we go.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I've been married 10, 11 years. Finally now my wife
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: cheated on me.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: She lived a double life.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: How did you find out she was cheating on you
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: and living a double life?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: My brother caught her on the restaurant and he called
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: me up and he told me to come over.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Can we guess the restaurant?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: It's Italian.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Olive Garden! Olive Garden!
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: So your brother called you and he said, hey, if
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: you want to come, you can come.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I took off.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I was like five minutes away, so.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: And what did you see when you walked in? They
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: coming out when I was coming in.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Do you know the guy?
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: I met him once. How did you meet him, fool?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: At her job.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: He was the manager.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Did you fight him?
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Did you win?
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: At least he won the fight, right?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Dude, there's some man, like, who's that? We can't even
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: talk about the story, really, I guess, huh?
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the woman that hooked up with another dude and
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: the guy wanted to prove.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. We can't play it on the air, but
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: it's dirty.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: You'd love it, though.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, because, you know. She's like one of your people.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: It's really dirty, but yeah, he wanted her to prove
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: that she didn't sleep with somebody else.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: So he did an.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Act on her.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: To prove.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Real pervy. Oh, okay. And there's a lot of proof there.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Alfred Robles is here. LOL Live on Hulu. Out tomorrow
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: at Alfred Robles on social media. We're going to take
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: a quick break. More with Alfred next. Hang on. It's
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. The Woody Show. Be back, back, back,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: back in a bit.